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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today. On This is Important, Let's get naked.
Let's have it like a burlesque show. I'm from the
planet of silly. I'm a person of string.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
If it's this intercourse, my cup running over, let's go,
oh man, a bad clap?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Did you guys have a good clap at a back clap?
I have the class? Oh mine was? Okay? I like
that green. That green really pops on you Jersey.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey man. I think it was thirty nine to ninety
nine a target across the street from the old Workaholics office.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You know what fun people say? They say tarji. Oh yeah,
that is the whole paycheck. Yeah fun.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My mom still refuses to say target. She only says tar.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you think came up with that? Because it's good?
There's it's undeniable and l sn L.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Maybe definitely an ant.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You think it was not a professional writer? No, no, no,
it was an ant. One ant somewhere said it. It
caught on in that small town and then it just
spread like wildfire.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm getting like thirty rock writer. Okayribes Okay, you know
someone from from under her school?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh, Tina, Tina fe it's clever. It's an ant without
a doubt. His aunt ad Jason, Well, this writer might
be might be an aunt now.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Also, Whole Paycheck?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Is that one's really good?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Classic?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Whole Foods?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Classic?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You said you had a bad class? What what disease
is the clap? What is the clap?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What disease? Yeah? It's goneria?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is it goneriea? Why do they call it the clap?
That's fucking wild? Why do they call the class?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Todd?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Your boat clap? What is gonna? Yeah, that's what it is.
It's because your body class? Why why did they call
it the clap? Because it'd hurt so bad? You just
gotta you just clap, you like somebody's class.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All right, here we go, they're name of the clap.
Thanks to you knew this. This doesn't this.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Isn't even a this isn't even a link, Todd. That
came quicker than anything you've ever said.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, it's a short for a French word clapre, which
meant rabbit rabbit hutch and was used as slang for brothels,
where the disease was rampant rabbit.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hutch, What the fuck rabbit? He doesn't help that.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You like rabbits, right, you fuck like rabbits.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, hutch must mean like a rabbit, hutch a little rabbit,
to throb, to beat. Alternatively, it may derive from the
Old English word clappan, meaning to throb or beat. Yeah,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's a clappan.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, it's a clipan referring to the pain of the infection.
Less supported theories suggest it refers to an ancient practice
of clapping the genitals.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
This is what I was, what I just said, because
it hurts so bad, you gotta.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, clap like that, clapping the genitals to leave the
pain from the infection. That makes the most sense, because
you know when you when something really hurts, yes, you
you then you like try to hurt yourself in another way?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
To you call yourself stupid?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, it's your armid.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You try to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, I can call that like you bite your arm
if you stub your toe.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Have you have you guys ever had a bunch of us? Okay,
finally we're here, we've arrived.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I remember thinking maybe I had one, but it was
all good. It was all good. Yeah, I remember one
time I good, it was mostly good. No, I started jizzy.
I think I told you guys about this. Jaculate was
like green. Out of we're on and we're recording.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
My ejaculate was green. It was like snot and it
was like green and yellow yellow. I remember being like,
this is an STD. This is the craziest CD. I'm
looking online to find out what green and yellow likes.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I've gotten.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Ghak coming at my dick. Yeah, honestly, Nickelodeon Ghak is shooting.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Out green and yellow, purple.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
And I went to the doctor and they're like, this
is not an STD. This is just this is taste
and the affection you have in your body and it'll pass.
And then literally he's like the best homework assignment I
ever have gotten. He was like, go home, jack off.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh now that now I'm gonna ace that.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
He was like, try to get it out of your system.
And I'm like, how would I do that? And he's like,
you jack off as soon as you can. Jack off
again and again and again. Try to get it all
out your body. And I did just that and it
got it got up pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Everybody's coming well I told I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You guys know I know about the aide story and
what was it?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Just a like a he just had you just had
a nerd stuck up in his pee hole? Yeah, there
was was.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Have you been like a fucking nacho cheese panny chain?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
This is wild?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Are you dipping your dick in food coloring? What the
hell is going on here?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So you guys have never just Nickelodeon, got.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, no, huh uh no, thank god?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Or silly string?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Never? I wish can you imagine? Could you?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I mean I could do you close?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
All right? Let me let me just set a scenario here. Okay,
you know you jizz silly string m m. You're hooking
up with somebody for the first time. Don't you have
to be like heads up rockets before you just silly
(06:08):
string everywhere?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I like this, especially like in high school or like
you're not fucking yet. Okay, it's hand stuff, it's if
you're lucky, it's mouth stuff. Yeah, and you're silly string
in it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah. Let me let me say.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That I'm saying before you're fucking because that that you're
just inside of somebody.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Let's take this to a reel zone. Oh sorry, it's
not silly string. You're just you're just busting, you bust
like massive loads.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Do you give a silly string? But I'm saying, let's
take it. Okay, shut up, let's take it to a
reel zone. You're you're jizzy. What happened to me?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Green and yellow like snot that's what you're jizzy, because
that's what happened to me. And I was like, well,
I can't hook up with anyone for the month that
this is happening, because this is yeah, that seems cool,
insane and well, first of all, I was like, I
might have a disease, so I gotta.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Go to the door. So that's different.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
But you know what I'm saying, if that's what you're
if I wish the doctor and they're like, well, you
don't have a disease, but this is what your body's doing.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now, this is from here and here on, you have
to be like, hey, just a heads up, it's green,
I just easter eggs. Because guess what if you do
it and the person doesn't say anything, they're gonna say
someone thing to like their fucking best friend, or you're
never gonna gotta call again mm hmm. They do say
(07:40):
something after they're gonna be like, what the fuck is
going on here? And then you've gotta be like, uh,
don't worry. The doctor said it's okay. They're gonna be like, no,
they didn't know.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Then you just go you go ooh, you got snot
on your face? What'd you do? You snot all over
your face? Anyway? You're so gross dude?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Anyway, Yeah, okay, Well can we do mine where it's
like you shoot really really really large loads.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Do you warn Warner Brother?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's just real, bro, that's just cool.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do you warn a brother? A bro? That's what It's
just that you, Warner Brother. It's a T shirt, man,
it's a T shirt. Warner Brother, Thank on.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'd saying that that's a T shirt. But you can
also say warn a sister, and I understand that's not
a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Why why are you talking about this T shirt? Because
that's not what we're talking about, and we're talking about
how my mind works. Man, it's a pun. We're talking
about jizzying on something and it's a funny pun. You're
not helping yourself. It's a funny pun, Warner Brother.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You immediately talk about jizzying on a bro's How much
are we How much are you talking a cup? I'm
saying like, no, I don't think you have to well,
a cup is a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
A cup, well, what are we talking about? That is
a lot. But I'm saying, what if it's just.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
A lot, it has to be a remarkable amount. Can't
just be like a shot.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's like one of those remember when those videos were popular.
We're all porno of fiicionados here. Why make when those.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Videos were popular of like the fake dick and then
it would like hose out crazy amount.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I think that was the original clickbait for me.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That was Yeah, yeah, I think I know what you're
talking That's.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
The one where you you it's this big on the thumbnail,
you click it, You're like, what the and then you okay,
and you're like, well, I gotta watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Just a fire hose if it's that amount, And I'm like, dude,
like Warner brother.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But by the way, you said a cup is a lot.
That was way more than I can.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh yeah, no, that was like a super soaker was
hooked up to like a giant dildo.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So blake, what amount are you talking about? That I
would have to preface before blasting.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
So, hey, Blake, this is what we're talking about when
we make fun of you.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's you. You have no specifics and then you don't
want to hammer down a specific Well, it's starting to
get uncomfortable. This is your bit, this is your thing,
This is ready to explore.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm ready to bear my all about this.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Okay, A cup, a cup, A cup, I'm saying, Okay,
yes you you unleash a cup.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
A cup's a pretty like you're honestly if it's.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
If it's if it's a cup, if it's a cup,
I kind of that's probably my calling card to like
let it happen and have them be like, holy shit,
ag yeah, gotcha bitch. If it's a gallon, if it's
a quart, if it's a court, I go, I give
a warning. If it's a cup, I kind.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Of go, good crazy right, Yeah, you like that, And
I feel like your calling card might not get called
back because that no girl likes that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm not saying they have to like it. I just
think I just think that, like I don't have to
explain myself. It's if it's a cup, if it's a
if it's a quart. I gotta explain myself.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, it's you.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, you'd have to lay some sort of like a
tarp down or like you're gonna be like, we're gonna
be changing your sheets after this, brother, brother, Well.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Definitely what No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's like you're gonna lady, you're gonna have to do laundry.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I'll pay for it, dude, I'll pay for your Dractly,
you're killing me. Don't worry about it. No, but it
would no, it would be an unkind.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And and they're like, do you like it? And you go, no, sir,
I don't like it. Yeah, no, not man. Yeah, I
think I give a warning if it's anything more than
a cup. But if it's a cup, I kind of
I shrug and I go, that's that's what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You give the Jordan. Yeah, you give the Jordan. Give
the Jordans another satisfied customer, gotcha know.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And then we talk about it. She goes holy ship,
and I go, that's right, woman.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Cups a lot, dude, cups a lot. I was the
last time you baked cookies?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay, I mean okay, like I'm just staying cup as
a unit of measurement, dude, like it. It is a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I understand, and by the way, I understand both both sides.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But a cup is the amount.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Well, you would say if she's like, I'm gonna take
this in my mouth, if she's cool, and she would
say she would she would do that, that's when.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You I wouldn't. That's when you go, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Hey han uh, maybe I shoot this over here and
she's like, what are you doing? I could do it,
and then you you take it upon yourself to hose
it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Else because a cup that's kind is too much. That's
too much. A cup is a.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Lot, man, It deserves a heads up in that scenario.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But if it's this intercourse, my cup runneth over.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
My cup runneth full. I'm glad we got to the
bottom of that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But if it comes out like silly string, Cananda Tory
heads up?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's fun. But that's fun too.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You can have that's shooting a non stop thing.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But is the cleanup as easy, like is it solid
like silly string where you could kind of just pick
it up?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, you know, you ball it up. Oh that's sick.
I love that.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yes, but also if that happens, then she's going to
have a lot of follow up questions like what std
is this?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What did you give me? How dare you what? This is? Discussion?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
This is where you start to have fun. You go,
you can't tell anybody. I'm not from this planet.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay, I'm from the planet of silly. I'm a person
of string.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, I go, have you seen et? And she goes, yeah?
I go different, way different, a different. I go, I
know those guys, they're weird, actually good, they're a good time.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
They're weird.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'm different. Have you seen Mac and Me? Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I go, that's not even real. That's actually like that
was Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You can't get into it, but it's it's it's offensive.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Mac and Me is so good. When is the last
time you guys watched Mac and Me? It is so good?
You know what it might be? I never saw Mac
and Me? Oh dude, you got to check. It might
be so long. I did never see it. It's uh,
it might be too late.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I saw my alien is and always will be Alf.
I'm an alf boy through and through. Oh yes, Alf
and Alf never got a movie deal, did he?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
He was a he was a cartoon and a TV show.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I had a I had a plush Alf doll as
a little boy that you would that you would like
hug and it would it would go like.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Where's the cats or some ship?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
He was always talking about eating cats And I'm like, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The eighties were a wild time, dude? And was who
voiced Alf? Because wasn't he kind of like hey, man,
like go give me a beer or something like?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Wasn't he just a dude?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay? Yeah? He was like he was kind of like
the bronx. He had like a little bronx in him.
It was Tony Tony Danza affect. I don't know where
Tony Dance is from.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So Brooklyn Tod just threw in the chat that there
was a movie.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It was called Project Alf and it was made for
TV science fiction comedy film.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That's not a real movie. What was that? Like a
backdoor pilot? Was that before?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Serves as a sequel to the final episode of Alf
Come on Stop?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So it was a movie, Project Alf. How have I
never seen this?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You know who was in it?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Miguel Frere? Who's that again?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
From RoboCop?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh? Okay, yeah, okay?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
From blank from Blank check from blank chack.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Okay, yes, Martin Martin Sheen was was in Leash Ship,
so yeah, he was a real star at Begley Junior.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
He did some big.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Ship, biggest stick in comedy really. Yeah. Yeah, he's supposed
to have a huge dick.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Really.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Jor Ray Walston of Ski Patrol fame, he.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Knows everyone that no one else knows.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
He's cuts.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It's all I got.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I got to see this movie and he knows the
size of Ed Beg's dog, which is.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Kind of sick. It's apparently legendary.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
That's cool. Really, I've never heard that. I only know
is there anyone? I guess John Hamm is known for
having just a whole ham in hog. He's got a hog?
I answered my own question.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But that was like that was a picture like as
opposed to legend legendary, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's like Rodney Dangerfield apparently had just a massive cock. Yeah,
he carried himself like he had a big Ben.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Who was the other guy, the other comedian?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh it was Uh it was huge, like an old
co It was like not Sid Caesar, but like, uh.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Did Caesar the other guy? The guy he like shows
up in Peewee's Big Adventure when he sneaks.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
On real big Adventure.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, this is this is like a stand up comedian.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah yeah, like quintessential per fame Bob Hope, like Bob Hope,
same level.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I keep thinking Wilbur, but it's not Wilbert Brimley, although
there's a funny will for Brimley story.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
What's that diabetes?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Know that like Milton Burle, Milton Burlai. I said Wilbur, Milton.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Milton, Milton and Wilburg. And then in the CNL movie
What's his Name?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
JK. Simmons played him and was like literally whipped his
stick out in front of Chevy Chase.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's right. That was my favorite scene. That was really cool.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
That was rad.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Your dick's not even as big as mom, I'm j K. Simmons.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That was really good.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
When when people say like, like, h nowadays is better
because of like the advances we made a society, But
then you hear stories like that and you're like, now
is it is it?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Is it better?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Is it that you could just pull your dick out
and like.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Trump a whole room when guys used to just be
able to pull their dicks out of each other.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
A don't are you trying to say you wish you
could hit this snooze button on all this wokes try
to hit the snooze bang.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So I've been hitting snooze man.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean, wait, I gotta talk about politics.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh you guys, poly charge.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Did you guys see how RFK did like a like
a health challenge to the citizens of America where it's like,
can you do one hundred push ups and fifty pull
ups in under five minutes or under ten minutes or something.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
That seems like a big ask, which is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's a lot because I'm like, I'm like, how are
you like pro like, come on push Jim browing challenge
to America? When it's like, how about just like walking
a mile for a lot of people, or like eating
a vegetable every day?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That's because that's a hard challenge. Yeah, that is a challenge.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
That and by the way, good, by the way, RFK,
if he's doing it, that's awesome, get on his lefl
And maybe we shouldn't hold America's hand like a fucking kid,
and we should say fucking go for it.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
But but people are gonna die. Oh people die, it's
gonna be.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Chloe and I we started to watch that documentary and
it was kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Of the Biggest Loser that's on Netflix right now. Oh yes,
I was going to click on it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
It's about the show The Biggest Loser.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, it's about just like how like most of the
people now have gained all the weight back because they
were on like they were taking like drugs essentially to get.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Skinny, like speed, like speed type drugs.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Boos are huge, like hydroxy cut. Remember that ship?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, ship like that they were doing.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
They were doing ship like that and they were working
out like six hours a day.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Geez.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I couldn't understand how that show worked because I was like,
these people have never worked out or haven't worked out
in fifteen twenty years, and now they're just absolutely crushing it.
And I'm like, aren't there muscle sore? Like aren't there
like veins exploding? Like how is this not? Because we
exercised right? And it's like, well, I just ran for
(20:23):
an hour. I'm cooked. How are these people doing this?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
From zero to one hundred?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, it was. It's truly it's a truly insane, insane
documentary and I'm gonna watch that. Yeah, that sounds really cool.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Wait, but the challenge the thing the RFK. He goes,
I want to challenge fucking Duffy, the Secretary of Transportation,
And I'm like, who's Duffy? Is he like a jackedass politician?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And he is name too.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
But then I'm on his Wikipedia page and it's like
you might recognize him from the real world Boston and
from Road Rules All Stars and his wife, who had
nine of his children is from the real world Sam
Francisco and used to fuck that dude pup. And I'm like,
I'm not look fine, fine brother, and look anybody can
(21:10):
be in the White House. I get it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
No, yeah, that's true. Game on.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
But it's so it's just so strange to me that like,
these are the people, these are these people.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I know what it will into the real world, Bitch,
it is kind.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Of cool that, uh Trump's white House. You're you truly
feel like you could also just get in it, when
like other white house, other white houses are like, well,
you know, I didn't go to Harvard or I'm.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Not that educated or that educate.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I'm really I flunked out of or didn't flunk out,
but I didn't graduate community college, Like, I probably can't
make it in the White House, in Trump's White House.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'm like, fuck, I could do that. Ship.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, I could be Secretary of State. Man, it's by
and like, look, I'm trying to like understand it because whatever,
I'm sure there's plenty of like fine, brilliant people who've
been on reality shows, right huh.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I'm trying to think that the smart It maybe Shark Tank.
There's probably some. Yeah, there's probably some, but that's different.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's like a guest of an episode. These are like
people who are the principal characters on reality shows. And
you're usually hired on reality shows if you're a fucking mess.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, you're a little crazy because you're like good television.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, you're intriguing, you're intriguing personality.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And he was a professional lumberjack, which is that's my
That makes me like him a little more.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, yeahstic yeah, No, I think.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I would fucking definitely crush some point specials with this guy.
He's a Wisconsin guy.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Duffy, yeah, big duff dog.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
But man, it just I'm like, and we're here, but
I guess we have to be in twenty twenty four
if the nineties were what they were.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, you know, what is this different than Reagan?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Is this different or is this the same?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I have no idea, PolyChar this is polytr resh episode.
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You know that people are freaking out about those two
gym uh not gymnasts cheerleaders and male cheerleaders for the Vikings,
and people are losing.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Their ship over these two male cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
They're male.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Leaders, but they're they're feminine. They're feminine. These aren't like
buff like hold the hold the cheer. They're like with
the gals.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, they're wildly blowout. It's actually very it's red. It's
it's very funny.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Go ahead, No, they're hot. Are these guys who are
like who the ones who like drop backwards onto the ground.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yes, and they're like fold and half the death drop?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Who started the death drop?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I think it's probably from RuPaul.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
They're very funny. But then you're like, dude, Ronald Reagan
was a cheerleader, like who gives a ship?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Who fucking cares? Man? So was George W. Bush.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
George W. Bush was I think Ronald Reagan? Ronald Reagan
was kind of everything right. It's like he was a
cheerleader that he became an actor, but then he was
a governor before he became president. So there's like a
little bit of something there. But I don't know. If
Schwarzenegger was a governor, you apparently was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I don't understand it. But I guess do you guys
put reality stars over actors or there's this is a no.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I would say probably in terms of probably because if you're.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
An actor, you have a job that you're doing as
opposed to a reality show contest.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It depends on the real reality show though some require yeah,
like Survivor.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Real World or road Rules Challenge, Real World.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I mean no, those people I don't think require much thinking.
These were just like you're living with cameras on you.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I mean, who are the famous? Who are the famous
people from Real World? Or road Rules?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Our Girl Kit, Our Girl Kit?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
The damn I forgot the the miz. The men, Yeah,
the list is long. The sports sports look at you.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
There's a sports guy.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well those are the two guys because I know those guys.
I know them.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
There's one dude who looks like my homie John who's
like a sports he's on like ESPN.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Now they're out there.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
They're out there, they're in the world, and they're crush.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I remember being truly starstruck by THEO the first time
I met him, because but he's a few years older
than me, and so when I was twenty starting doing
comedy at the Improv, he was like twenty three or
four something like that, and at that age that's a
pretty big age gap. You're like they're like fully had
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their shit, and he had already done road Rules.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And I remember that.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Like seventeen or eighteen was super young.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
He was super young. I remember him being pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
And I remember being like starstruck, being like, holy shit,
he was on Rules, dude, this guy has already made it.
I bow, I'm walking the same hall is a guy
who did road Rules.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
This is fucking sick. That's some clout right there.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
And to my point, and this is why I'm trying
not to have a bias. I remember being like, the
dude from road Rules is doing stand up, Like, come on,
how funny could he be? Yeah, I mean that bias
then I have it now, guys, I'm trying, you're trying.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
An ironic mustache.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You're trying, you really are trying, and we don't know
what else to do.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I don't know, I got too much real estate above
my lip.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
I feel like when you, like when THEO was in
the club, when you were like working there and stuff.
He was actually kind of like a bad comedian. I
think he's gotten fun here. But when he was turning off,
I remember being like, oh, this is my bro from
Road Rule.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Well, we're all not great right when we started to
start off. You start off pretty shitty. It's a learning curve.
I feel like your voice. Yeah, he didn't really find
his I think, you know, and I don't want to
speak for him. Everybody has their little stand up journey,
but I think he was trying to lean away from
his country roots and pretend to be more sophisticated than
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he was.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And then I think when.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It really clicked for him was like when he grew
his mullet out and was like, no, I'm from Louisiana.
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be going to be I'm
going to be.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Larry the cable Guy. I'm going to be Larry the
Cable Guy too.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I mean, I wonder if there was somebody who's like,
stop writing jokes and start telling the stories you tell
us about your crazy upbringing, because those are solid gold.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, usually if you speak what you know, because he
is very funny on his on his podcast, he's he's
very good at that.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah, some of the ship that comes out of his
mouth is very funny, like the way he phrases stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
He's got that backwoods down.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Well, I mean it depends how much he comes.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I mean he running, is he running for president?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Is he gotten a He's a guy who's right in line.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That Smith without it is somebody that's like in a
conversation now for somebody, people are like, did you ever
run for president? He's like, I haven't counted it out,
and I'm like, count it out.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Count it out, count it out, please count it out.
Just count it damn count it out. You've counted it out.
Like I'm without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I want our next president, without a doubt, to be
counted counted out. I want to I want our next
president to be a guy we've never heard of, a
smart guy that we suddenly start to hear about because
he's good at speaking and making his points and telling
you what he wants to do. Yeah, but it's it's
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once we get into weeds where it's like, oh, the
next president is going to be the Rock or Stephen A.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Smith or you're what, what the fuck kind of country
are we?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
This is?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's bonkers.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Well, but also at this point, who the fuck wants
to be the president?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That seems like a lot of people. It seems like
every lunatic.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Everyone hates, every lunatic out there wants to be the president.
You have to be an absolute psychopath to want to
be the president.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Oh, I couldn't think of a worst worst job. That
just seems like like.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Who should be president?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I don't know, you know who.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I think what a good job would be, someone nice,
I think. I know you're going to say, I think
being a governor would be very fun.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, you have.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
All you get to tear it up. What's you have?
Your state, that's your thing.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
You just are about your people in Iowa or wherever
the fuck you're the government.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I mean, but but then imagine you're the governor of
somewhere and now the President's like, actually I'm sending hell
the troops to.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Your I'm the fuck you up, that's your biggest city.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Fuck you, I'm sending in. I'm sending in Navy seals
to shoot anyone who didn't pick up their dog ship.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, it's a little different now we're not we're not
quite on the cruise control that we used to be on.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
But yeah, who should be the next president?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
See, that's what I'm saying. No one that we've ever
heard of. I I just said, you don't want it
to be like your boy Mark Cuban. Nope, big Mark. No,
he's a reality show he's a shark ting. I don't.
I don't want it to be a Marcuban.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
He's a businessman who joined the reality show. I mean
I I don't. I don't even call. When people are
like Trump's a fucking reality show guy, I go, well,
he was a businessman who put his face on a
reality show. It's just a brand move.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, but he's a businessman who branded himself as the
as a he made himself the brand as opposed to
a businessman who works behind the scenes who doesn't want
to be famous.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yes, but I'm saying in contrast to a person who's
like I signed up for a reality show and I
was on it, and that's my brand was that I'm
from the reality show. He already had brand. That's everyone
knew Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You know we knew about him from the Little Rascals movie.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, yeah, from Did I say Little Rascals snl A
didn't very fun? Yeah, I don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I'm actually so checked out this time around, this the
second the Trump presidency, because people get so riled up
on both sides, and I'm just like, I'm sick of
being riled.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Man, I'm done being riled.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I like when people say both sides of the ticket.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Fucket ticket? Yeah, the ticket or the Isle aisle you
work in you work in politics.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Isle's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
But I like when they say ticket. It's like, what's
the ticket?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I don't even know if I know what it means
when people say both sides of the ticket.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I will say I do like DC though. It is
one of my favorite cities. I always have a great
time there. It's always crazy because you're I remember last
time I was there as me and Isaac were there
for something and we're out to dinner and this guy
in like this ten gallon hat came over and he
was a senator from like Tennessee or Texas or somewhere
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where they were a big as big ass.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
He told us.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
He told us the name, and he was like, if
you're ever in having trouble down in Texas, let us know.
And we're like okay, and then I and then I
took photos with his nieces that he was having dinner with.
And I'm like, this is so crazy that you just
if this were Hollywood, that guy would be uh a
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producer of Pretty Little Liars or some ship. But here
he's this senator of.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I need more context, like what like if it's what
does that mean?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
It's like there's levels the ladder of.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
No, those are the those are the people that you
run into in Hollywood that would be hey, take a photo.
I have clout in this situation, take photo with my niece.
We're at a nice restaurant. There you run into actual
people that are doing pulling the levers of society, right, which.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Is kind of cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, that's where they actually go to get work done.
To the hub.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I mean, I've only been that one time when we
were when we were youngsters, but I would like to
go back.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I think I would love to go. I'll probably go back.
I've been.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I've been a dozen statues, maybe a dozen or so times,
and just from stand up I've gone like four or
five times for stand up in that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That's interesting that you've been there a dozen times.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Do you have anything you're hiding?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Okay, I'm not hiding anything.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Why would you need to go to the capital of
this country where the Pentagon is?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
And I just admitted that I ejaculate green jizz, So
I don't think I'm minding anything.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I think that I've gone for.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
What you're doing is you offer up the jizz over here,
the shining objects. So we're not paying attention. Guess what
I'm paying attention.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Thank you. I'm going to a basement of this pizza parlor. Okay,
I think I know what that's about. See, I fucking
knew it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You knew it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You got me?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, so God.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
But I actually when people are like the homeless are
sorry on house Blake, they're running rampant.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Uh, they're they're the are crazy, the bum flights are crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I didn't ever really notice it being that bad there.
I know the crime is pretty bad d in d C.
In the Maryland area, right.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
There in or out of the White House. Go ahead,
go ahead.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Go ahead, But I didn't. They're being a crazy not.
I mean, also, we live in l A.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
And I've been to San Francisco, Like it's it's honestly
much worse, and especially San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I'm like, what are the yeah, the entire city, Uh,
what are the what are they going to do?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You know what I mean, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
The National Guard troops? The National Guard? They're bringing in
the National Guard.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh they're around d C.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Now, oh yeah, they brought him into d C because
Trump says that they to clear the streets because the
homeless population has gotten out of control and the crimes
out of control, and like.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
What are what are they going to do with brooms?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I don't know, Yeah, it seems crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
It's like, what are what are these guys with guns
gonna do to get these people off the streets?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, I'm like, I think it's.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Kind of the same way like when when the Olympics
come to town, how they just kind of like sweep
everything out and make your city look all pearly and bright.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
But it's just a temporary fix.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
But then yeah, but then it's they're just you put
them somewhere else, to a different city, right, and then
they're that make that city shitty, and.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Then you're just blowing the leaves to a different part alone.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's exactly sucks.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
We should run, guys, we should all be on the
same ticket.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Man, No one could stop us.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Could we be a three person team?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I absolutely wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Can two people run together or three?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, it's called the president and vice president? Do run together? No?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
No, no, no, no, no, no. Are they on the same ticket?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah, we're saying equal.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I'm saying like a three headed, like a three hander.
Can you have a presidential three hander?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
That'd be kind of sick. Yeah, it's like workaholics, But
we're the president where the president like a Joel and
Ethan the president. Now trust us, we know chicks.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Right, they swear to saying we put one hand on
the Bible, then another one, and then another one, and
then it.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Turns into Chippendale tons of hands. Sorry, it's a bit
from Chippendale.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
You gotta watch bro oh Chippendale Rescue Rangers.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yes, of course, Oh chip and Dale. Sorry coming out
of you.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Oh, the strippers, which, now that we mentioned that, what
came first? Was it the male strippers or was it
the cartoon? What's named after?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
What's why?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I would say the cartoon, no, because why would you
name if Chippendale's already exists? Why would you name Chip
and Dale?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I bet they did that to be a little perverse
in the way like The Little Mermaid had the dick on.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
The cover, huge cox, huge cock.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
On the cover of Yeah, you think it was just one,
It was all different on the cocks, Todd, can we
slide in here?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Cartoon is first? Cartoons told them? Why did Chip and Dale?
Adam Adam?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
I like the way your mind works.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, I mean they're fucking they're dirty. Oh Chip in
Dale was nineteen forty three. Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Why would do male strippers take that name that doesn't
even fucking make sense to make fun? Because they were
perverse Chippendale. Yeah, they're fighting over a nut and its Chippendale,
So okay, gosh, ladies are going to be fighting.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
And didn't they do the Chippendale's movie? Didn't Ku Mail
do the movie? I gotta watch it? Or a series?
It was?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
It was a limited series.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I watched.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
It was pretty good. Yeah, do you remember anything of it?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Because I know nothing about Chippendale other than I've been
to a few shows.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
But Adam Ray, our good friend Adam Ray, was in
it and he played a guy on roller skates.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
He was like the MC of the Chippendale's that's cool.
First location. Yeah, it was good. How to check it out?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I only know about like thunder Down Under, but like
Chippendale was kind of the original, right.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, my kids said thunder down Under the other day
out of.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Nowhere, that's the like Australian naked I grabbed.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
He was like, that's kind of funny, and I go,
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Dad has no clue what that is. I just don't
want you to see me.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Pal. And by the way, shout out to all the
thunder Down the Under guys in Vegas. You get free
tickets to our show, which we announced.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
This is important. Yes, the more the.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Merrier, Live show in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Live show in Vegas. It's going to be sick. It's
going to be a good gear up for the cruise. Baby,
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
In your thunderdown Under, come on out, grind on Blake.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
That would be really cool. I would be hyped on
that thunder down under pulls up.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I feel like we got to have like some kind
of a strip off or something. We're in Vegas, so
we have to have there's there's got to be some
kind of there.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Has to be some kind of sexy. There's gotta be
a sexy maybe fires.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
We're in like Giant dice yor like, no, we're getting naked.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Let's get naked. Let's have it like a burlesque show.
That'd be kind of cool. That is not Vegas.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Burlesque shows, uh are are kind of weird, right, it's.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
A little weird.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
If the titties are extra veiny, your boobs are huge.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
No, I've been to a burless show that was here
in like Santa Monica, and uh it was, by the way,
very sexy. These women were absolute athletes. It was very
hot and heavy.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Are you talking about like the pussycat dolls?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I remember?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I mean, isn't where they came from. It was like
a dance show.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, it's just that's kind of what it was.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I forget what it was called, but I remember it
was like pretty early on in Workaholics.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
It was maybe twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Or something when I went and I remember I'm looking
up at this girl and.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I look so thirsty. I was like, oh, and I'm
like looking up at her like oh.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
And they used that photo for all of their promotion
for years, got them, and then I would get for
because I went the one time and somehow they get
my email address or whatever, so I'm constantly getting somehow
I signed up for the mailing list and bought merch
somehow I kept getting it, and then it'd be like
the photo the like flyer for their their performance is
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me looking at this damn girl.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
It was the calling calling all creep yeah, looking like
the comfortably come on out totally. We had a burlesque
show at like our elementary school fundrais I'm sorry, pre
school fundraiser when I lived in silver Lake. Because they're like,
we gotta, we gotta do it. Why do they have to? Yeah,
(41:12):
they just want to do stuff like that to be
like we're silver Lake, to just check back in with ourselves. Yeah. Yeah,
because it was great. It was fun. It was like
some stand ups. Then this chick came out in or
underwear with tassels on our titties and like Rode a
unicycle and like did a whole thing to like Freddie Mercury,
I want to ride my bicycle.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
This is this was for a third grade.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Like this is for preschool. Preschool fundraiser.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Preschool fundraiser, fundraiser. That seems insane. There's no children there.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
That's just the evening saying stand ups, a lot of
big name stand ups. Yeah, that are funny and that's
the best. That's like the best part of being in
LA is your fundraiser. You can have like professional awesome
stand ups.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, titties out and titties parties. This is a sex party.
John Ham's there with this huge dong.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It's all good.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Don't even worry about it. Raising're buying books for the kids.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I mean, I guess I'm a square. I was like,
why are why are we doing? Why this here?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I'm with you. I don't think that's a square. I'm like,
that's in poor taste. I mean, yeah, just whatever.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Just sell candy bars. That's why I think about candy bars.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I'm with you, it's whatever.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
I'm just like, what, just fucking sell some candy bars
or whatever. It's whatever, Like, sure, do it. But if
I'm putting a fundraiser for children. It's at least got
to be I know this is for the adults to
spend money, but it doesn't There doesn't need to be
a sexual nature to it.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
There could just be a band. It could be a party,
a band, some comics. There doesn't need to be someone
with their titties.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
I think there's a little bit of like I think
there's a little bit of like, look at us, we
did it.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Where like we like you look around and maybe by
the way, I don't know, maybe ninety five or ninety
percent of the rooms like this seems in poor taste,
but nobody wanted to say anything, but because nobody wants
to look like a square.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah yeah, Or it's like like, look, we can have
like something that you deem sexual, but it's actually just
a performance.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
It's not it's not sexual in any way exact. Yeah,
her titties are out, and.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
So when I get on the you know side called
my dicks out, it's definitely not.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Sure it's not sexual.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Just because you think it's sexual that her titties are out.
You can kind of see outside of yes, I'm sorry,
kind of you can see the butt.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
The color is starting to change. You can see just
the outside part of her butthole.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yes, it was shooting silly strings of gis across the room,
but it's about how far it was going. Okay, it's
nothing sexual about it. It's a talent. It wasn't sexual
at all.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
So I'm not I'm not a square. Do you guys
feel the same way.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, No, that's I do. I don't. I do think. Uh,
if it's a if it's a for a thing for kids,
it should it shouldn't be sexual. Yeah, I don't think
you Yeah, because and by the way, if you would
have told me this two years ago before I had
a child.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I'm like, no, let him see the titties. But now
I have a little kid, and there's just nothing sexual
about that at all. It's just like a cute, pure,
innocent little creature.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I'm like, it shouldn't be sexual having anything to do
with this.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
And again and again, kids weren't there, it was, I know,
but you could.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
You could make so much money for the school if
you just went to the strip club, and like, all
funds go back to the school.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
It's just like that. I'm surprised you didn't say it
wasn't at.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Blake's a constantly pushing this.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Like, dude, let's go to Magic City. All proceeds go
back into the school. Let's go to a thunderdown Under.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
This is Blake pitching. Let's go to thunder down Under.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
We see some dick swaggling and just.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
He got news Warner Brothers and I'll be there. Come on,
let's stuff under down Under.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Baby's from the kids. I'm sure there is a school.
What is that strip club?
Speaker 3 (45:12):
That it's not They don't take their clothes all the
way off like a bikini bar.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
It's a lot of like bikini bar.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Is a bikini bar, but it's famous. It's we went
to a jumbosfro, Yeah, Jumbos, Jumbo's clown Room, Jumbo's Great bar,
great bar, great, great, great, but essentially a strip club.
But yeah, but it's a not fully nude, not fully nude.
There for sure is a high school, uh or not
(45:39):
a high school? A what durs just said a fundraiser
for school high school, middle school, elementary school or something
they did that in l A someone I had to
would be amazing. Could you imagine, like if they're willing
to do a burless show, like it's a it's for
the high school football team, and all the parents get
(46:01):
together and they're like, Hey, we're gonna do it at jumbos.
We'll make some money.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Honey.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
What do you think, honey, Well, it's just a bunch
of dads.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
And by the way, by the way, before that, yeah,
it's cold. What's the fact that they were so young.
I feel like by the time you get in high school,
if it's for the football team or something and it's
just the parents that go, I'm a little more on
board with that.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
And Blake, tell me more about this merch. You're like,
I can just see it. I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
What is the merch?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Well, you've got the name of the high specifics, You've
got like the what what high school?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
What football team? But it's like, you know, Hollywood High,
Hollywood Hi.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
It's like I went to the Patriots Hollywood High fundraiser
night at Jumbos and all I got was this T
shirt And then it's a cool drawing of like a
chick with like a butt cheeks and like a thong
or something.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Right, but not now in my mind, I'm like, that's
not okay.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Why not that's cool? It wouldn't be because because.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
It's outside of the it's outside of jumbos. Now, like
a kid's wearing that too to school. Now, it's like,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Yeah, I guess you're right. See it's a slippery slope
if you're lucky. Let's keep but cheeks out of our school. Hey,
let's keep the butt cheeks out.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
You know what I was I was going to make
a joke about how Hollywood High can't be the Patriots because.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
They they that would be that would be too I.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Mean, yeah, he's hidden snooze, he's hitting snooze.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
That would be too like something for them to be, right.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
But it is.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, but their mascot are the sheeks. Yeah, that's what dude.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
They've never seen that huge painting on the side of
the school, like the fucking I.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Guess I never noticed. I guess i'd never noticed it.
The sheep.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
All I ever noticed is like it's like Laurence Fishburn,
it's fucking sick.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeh, who's gone there?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, yeah it happened.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
And then it's like all the alumni on the side
of the mural it's fire.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Well, I don't even what is a sheic. It's just
like a middle Eastern guy that wears a hat.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I couldn't describe it better myself.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
The smart points brother, is that your Is that your
final answer?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Any take back, sir, Misspeaks? What is a sheet any
characterizations or.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Okay, an Arab leader in particular, the chief or head
of an Arab tribe, village or family that wears.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
A hat, that's sick?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
What kind of hat?
Speaker 3 (48:40):
By the way, that seems like such an insane thing
for Hollywood High School to be.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
As their mascot. Their mascot is an Arab leader tribe.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
If you weren't kind of yelling into the microphone.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
I feel I feel like we're having a conversation.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I feel like we're having a conversation. But the way
that you're raising your voice just enough, you're telling me
that you don't approve of it.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
You're shooting us off into the manosphere. Pres I love this. No, no, no,
its just dude. My school was the Indians, right, and
we changed it out of respect for the Native Americans.
I'm just saying, man, that was big of you guys.
I got to get my Arab America.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Now you're the patriots right, my yes, and we changed
it to the Patriots, as as the I got to
get the my Arab American homies to march down to
Hollywood High School and demand that they change it to
to also the Patriots, because the fact that this hasn't
been changed is pretty fucking weird to me.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
It is a little I know, we're talking about people
resident think this is Adam's plats.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Should run, brother, You should run, I should I should run.
It was named after the nineteen twenty one movie The Chic.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Sure we're clapping shirt, So you know what, let's change
it to the Shreks. Let's update it fucking Hollywood High Shreks.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
There you go. Yeah, the ogres. The baby that is
so said that would be sick. I'd wrap some ogre.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
But does it change your mind? That's named after a movie.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I got to watch the movie. I guess, yeah, I
don't know what's the movie. Yeah, we got to see
this movie The Chic. Yeah, that sounds sick. I'm in
any take backs and the apologies, any epic epic slams.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Well, I guess I'll see you guys on the other
side of doing one hundred push ups and fifty absolutely
any call outs, I mean, just get your tickets to
Vegas and get your tickets with the cruise.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's good ship. Hell yeah that it's going to be
a lot of fun. I realized that what November what twentieth?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Is that the week before Thanksgiving? Right?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah? The Vegas State November twenty one, Yes, November twenty.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
It's the weekend before Thanksgiving. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
That that's gonna be a fucking banger.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Theresday, November twentieth, Come on down to Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, that's gonna be so fucking sick. I'm so excited.
We're gonna have a blast. And then, of course the cruise.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I realized that this is our only live show all
year long, so we gotta bang it out, bab We.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Really got we do.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Got to get a little burtlesque with it.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
I would like to shout out Cozy's, which is a
brand that sent my wife a bunch of different like
pajamas for our son Bo, and then they addressed it
to me actually, and I open it up and I'm like, oh,
it's stuff for Bo.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
This is nice. This company just send us.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
A bunch of I don't get anything.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Was like, well, they actually sent me like a matching
outfit and I'm like, lame nerds.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
Wow, dude, my wife made me tick photo. I'm like,
do not release this in the wild. I look like
such a door.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
You gotta say that for like Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, you gotta save it. But it's for it's like tools.
It was like a bunch of a bunch of tools.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Uh, you don't know how to use those, So I don't.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
Know how to use I'm not a real man, so
it didn't make a lot of sense. But yeah, the
pajamas for my son were awesome. They were great, so
big shout out to Cozy's. And inside these they actually
sent me a thirty dollars gift card to Chick fil A.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Okay, yeah, for a bucket of breadless nugs.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, so naked you got.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
You got products sent to you from this company and
they gave you a random Chick fil A gift card.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yes, because the richer getting richer.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
And then inside it said, I hope you don't run
into any more Karen's.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
At Chick fil A, get your naked nugs. Ah, so
they're TII nation. So they're TII nations. Shout out to
Cozy really appreciate it. Well, Blake, do you have any kids.
I have so many.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, and I have a few kids and they'd love
to be cozy, So shout out Cozy.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, I don't love Maybe Cozy hook hook them up
as well. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Maybe it's just for babies.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
If it's just send me gift certificates to some fast
food restaurant, I'm into that.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
And we'll tell a better story. And that was another episode. Yeah,
remember how Blake kept saying he wants to fund dudes.
I didn't say that right back.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Everyone's like, stop picking on him. I'm like, I cannot even.
I can not even. I can't just asking what, hey,
would you just say? And why did you just say?
I'm not going to repeat myself.
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today. On This is Important, Let's get naked.
Let's have it like a burlesque show. I'm from the
planet of silly. I'm a person of string.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
If it's this intercourse, my cup running over, let's go,
oh man, a bad clap?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Did you guys have a good clap at a back clap?
I have the class? Oh mine was? Okay? I like
that green. That green really pops on you Jersey.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey man. I think it was thirty nine to ninety
nine a target across the street from the old Workaholics office.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You know what fun people say? They say tarji. Oh yeah,
that is the whole paycheck. Yeah fun.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My mom still refuses to say target. She only says tar.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you think came up with that? Because it's good?
There's it's undeniable and l sn L.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Maybe definitely an ant.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You think it was not a professional writer? No, no, no,
it was an ant. One ant somewhere said it. It
caught on in that small town and then it just
spread like wildfire.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm getting like thirty rock writer. Okayribes Okay, you know
someone from from under her school?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh, Tina, Tina fe it's clever. It's an ant without
a doubt. His aunt ad Jason, Well, this writer might
be might be an aunt now.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Also, Whole Paycheck?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Is that one's really good?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Classic?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Whole Foods?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Classic?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You said you had a bad class? What what disease
is the clap? What is the clap?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What disease? Yeah? It's goneria?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is it goneriea? Why do they call it the clap?
That's fucking wild? Why do they call the class?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Todd?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Your boat clap? What is gonna? Yeah, that's what it is.
It's because your body class? Why why did they call
it the clap? Because it'd hurt so bad? You just
gotta you just clap, you like somebody's class.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All right, here we go, they're name of the clap.
Thanks to you knew this. This doesn't this.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Isn't even a this isn't even a link, Todd. That
came quicker than anything you've ever said.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, it's a short for a French word clapre, which
meant rabbit rabbit hutch and was used as slang for brothels,
where the disease was rampant rabbit.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hutch, What the fuck rabbit? He doesn't help that.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You like rabbits, right, you fuck like rabbits.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, hutch must mean like a rabbit, hutch a little rabbit,
to throb, to beat. Alternatively, it may derive from the
Old English word clappan, meaning to throb or beat. Yeah,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's a clappan.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, it's a clipan referring to the pain of the infection.
Less supported theories suggest it refers to an ancient practice
of clapping the genitals.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
This is what I was, what I just said, because
it hurts so bad, you gotta.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, clap like that, clapping the genitals to leave the
pain from the infection. That makes the most sense, because
you know when you when something really hurts, yes, you
you then you like try to hurt yourself in another way?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
To you call yourself stupid?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, it's your armid.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You try to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, I can call that like you bite your arm
if you stub your toe.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Have you have you guys ever had a bunch of us? Okay,
finally we're here, we've arrived.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I remember thinking maybe I had one, but it was
all good. It was all good. Yeah, I remember one
time I good, it was mostly good. No, I started jizzy.
I think I told you guys about this. Jaculate was
like green. Out of we're on and we're recording.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
My ejaculate was green. It was like snot and it
was like green and yellow yellow. I remember being like,
this is an STD. This is the craziest CD. I'm
looking online to find out what green and yellow likes.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I've gotten.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Ghak coming at my dick. Yeah, honestly, Nickelodeon Ghak is shooting.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Out green and yellow, purple.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
And I went to the doctor and they're like, this
is not an STD. This is just this is taste
and the affection you have in your body and it'll pass.
And then literally he's like the best homework assignment I
ever have gotten. He was like, go home, jack off.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh now that now I'm gonna ace that.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
He was like, try to get it out of your system.
And I'm like, how would I do that? And he's like,
you jack off as soon as you can. Jack off
again and again and again. Try to get it all
out your body. And I did just that and it
got it got up pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Everybody's coming well I told I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You guys know I know about the aide story and
what was it?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Just a like a he just had you just had
a nerd stuck up in his pee hole? Yeah, there
was was.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Have you been like a fucking nacho cheese panny chain?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
This is wild?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Are you dipping your dick in food coloring? What the
hell is going on here?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So you guys have never just Nickelodeon, got.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, no, huh uh no, thank god?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Or silly string?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Never? I wish can you imagine? Could you?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I mean I could do you close?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
All right? Let me let me just set a scenario here. Okay,
you know you jizz silly string m m. You're hooking
up with somebody for the first time. Don't you have
to be like heads up rockets before you just silly
(06:08):
string everywhere?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I like this, especially like in high school or like
you're not fucking yet. Okay, it's hand stuff, it's if
you're lucky, it's mouth stuff. Yeah, and you're silly string
in it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah. Let me let me say.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That I'm saying before you're fucking because that that you're
just inside of somebody.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Let's take this to a reel zone. Oh sorry, it's
not silly string. You're just you're just busting, you bust
like massive loads.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Do you give a silly string? But I'm saying, let's
take it. Okay, shut up, let's take it to a
reel zone. You're you're jizzy. What happened to me?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Green and yellow like snot that's what you're jizzy, because
that's what happened to me. And I was like, well,
I can't hook up with anyone for the month that
this is happening, because this is yeah, that seems cool,
insane and well, first of all, I was like, I
might have a disease, so I gotta.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Go to the door. So that's different.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
But you know what I'm saying, if that's what you're
if I wish the doctor and they're like, well, you
don't have a disease, but this is what your body's doing.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now, this is from here and here on, you have
to be like, hey, just a heads up, it's green,
I just easter eggs. Because guess what if you do
it and the person doesn't say anything, they're gonna say
someone thing to like their fucking best friend, or you're
never gonna gotta call again mm hmm. They do say
(07:40):
something after they're gonna be like, what the fuck is
going on here? And then you've gotta be like, uh,
don't worry. The doctor said it's okay. They're gonna be like, no,
they didn't know.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Then you just go you go ooh, you got snot
on your face? What'd you do? You snot all over
your face? Anyway? You're so gross dude?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Anyway, Yeah, okay, Well can we do mine where it's
like you shoot really really really large loads.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Do you warn Warner Brother?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's just real, bro, that's just cool.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do you warn a brother? A bro? That's what It's
just that you, Warner Brother. It's a T shirt, man,
it's a T shirt. Warner Brother, Thank on.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'd saying that that's a T shirt. But you can
also say warn a sister, and I understand that's not
a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Why why are you talking about this T shirt? Because
that's not what we're talking about, and we're talking about
how my mind works. Man, it's a pun. We're talking
about jizzying on something and it's a funny pun. You're
not helping yourself. It's a funny pun, Warner Brother.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You immediately talk about jizzying on a bro's How much
are we How much are you talking a cup? I'm
saying like, no, I don't think you have to well,
a cup is a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
A cup, well, what are we talking about? That is
a lot. But I'm saying, what if it's just.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
A lot, it has to be a remarkable amount. Can't
just be like a shot.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's like one of those remember when those videos were popular.
We're all porno of fiicionados here. Why make when those.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Videos were popular of like the fake dick and then
it would like hose out crazy amount.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I think that was the original clickbait for me.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That was Yeah, yeah, I think I know what you're
talking That's.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
The one where you you it's this big on the thumbnail,
you click it, You're like, what the and then you okay,
and you're like, well, I gotta watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Just a fire hose if it's that amount, And I'm like, dude,
like Warner brother.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But by the way, you said a cup is a lot.
That was way more than I can.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh yeah, no, that was like a super soaker was
hooked up to like a giant dildo.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So blake, what amount are you talking about? That I
would have to preface before blasting.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
So, hey, Blake, this is what we're talking about when
we make fun of you.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's you. You have no specifics and then you don't
want to hammer down a specific Well, it's starting to
get uncomfortable. This is your bit, this is your thing,
This is ready to explore.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm ready to bear my all about this.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Okay, A cup, a cup, A cup, I'm saying, Okay,
yes you you unleash a cup.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
A cup's a pretty like you're honestly if it's.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
If it's if it's a cup, if it's a cup,
I kind of that's probably my calling card to like
let it happen and have them be like, holy shit,
ag yeah, gotcha bitch. If it's a gallon, if it's
a quart, if it's a court, I go, I give
a warning. If it's a cup, I kind.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Of go, good crazy right, Yeah, you like that, And
I feel like your calling card might not get called
back because that no girl likes that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm not saying they have to like it. I just
think I just think that, like I don't have to
explain myself. It's if it's a cup, if it's a
if it's a quart. I gotta explain myself.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, it's you.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, you'd have to lay some sort of like a
tarp down or like you're gonna be like, we're gonna
be changing your sheets after this, brother, brother, Well.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Definitely what No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's like you're gonna lady, you're gonna have to do laundry.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I'll pay for it, dude, I'll pay for your Dractly,
you're killing me. Don't worry about it. No, but it
would no, it would be an unkind.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And and they're like, do you like it? And you go, no, sir,
I don't like it. Yeah, no, not man. Yeah, I
think I give a warning if it's anything more than
a cup. But if it's a cup, I kind of
I shrug and I go, that's that's what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You give the Jordan. Yeah, you give the Jordan. Give
the Jordans another satisfied customer, gotcha know.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And then we talk about it. She goes holy ship,
and I go, that's right, woman.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Cups a lot, dude, cups a lot. I was the
last time you baked cookies?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay, I mean okay, like I'm just staying cup as
a unit of measurement, dude, like it. It is a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I understand, and by the way, I understand both both sides.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But a cup is the amount.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Well, you would say if she's like, I'm gonna take
this in my mouth, if she's cool, and she would
say she would she would do that, that's when.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You I wouldn't. That's when you go, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Hey han uh, maybe I shoot this over here and
she's like, what are you doing? I could do it,
and then you you take it upon yourself to hose
it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Else because a cup that's kind is too much. That's
too much. A cup is a.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Lot, man, It deserves a heads up in that scenario.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But if it's this intercourse, my cup runneth over.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
My cup runneth full. I'm glad we got to the
bottom of that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But if it comes out like silly string, Cananda Tory
heads up?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's fun. But that's fun too.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You can have that's shooting a non stop thing.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But is the cleanup as easy, like is it solid
like silly string where you could kind of just pick
it up?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, you know, you ball it up. Oh that's sick.
I love that.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yes, but also if that happens, then she's going to
have a lot of follow up questions like what std
is this?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What did you give me? How dare you what? This is? Discussion?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
This is where you start to have fun. You go,
you can't tell anybody. I'm not from this planet.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay, I'm from the planet of silly. I'm a person
of string.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, I go, have you seen et? And she goes, yeah?
I go different, way different, a different. I go, I
know those guys, they're weird, actually good, they're a good time.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
They're weird.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'm different. Have you seen Mac and Me? Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I go, that's not even real. That's actually like that
was Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You can't get into it, but it's it's it's offensive.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Mac and Me is so good. When is the last
time you guys watched Mac and Me? It is so good?
You know what it might be? I never saw Mac
and Me? Oh dude, you got to check. It might
be so long. I did never see it. It's uh,
it might be too late.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I saw my alien is and always will be Alf.
I'm an alf boy through and through. Oh yes, Alf
and Alf never got a movie deal, did he?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
He was a he was a cartoon and a TV show.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I had a I had a plush Alf doll as
a little boy that you would that you would like
hug and it would it would go like.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Where's the cats or some ship?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
He was always talking about eating cats And I'm like, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The eighties were a wild time, dude? And was who
voiced Alf? Because wasn't he kind of like hey, man,
like go give me a beer or something like?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Wasn't he just a dude?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay? Yeah? He was like he was kind of like
the bronx. He had like a little bronx in him.
It was Tony Tony Danza affect. I don't know where
Tony Dance is from.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So Brooklyn Tod just threw in the chat that there
was a movie.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It was called Project Alf and it was made for
TV science fiction comedy film.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That's not a real movie. What was that? Like a
backdoor pilot? Was that before?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Serves as a sequel to the final episode of Alf
Come on Stop?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So it was a movie, Project Alf. How have I
never seen this?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You know who was in it?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Miguel Frere? Who's that again?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
From RoboCop?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh? Okay, yeah, okay?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
From blank from Blank check from blank chack.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Okay, yes, Martin Martin Sheen was was in Leash Ship,
so yeah, he was a real star at Begley Junior.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
He did some big.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Ship, biggest stick in comedy really. Yeah. Yeah, he's supposed
to have a huge dick.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Really.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Jor Ray Walston of Ski Patrol fame, he.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Knows everyone that no one else knows.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
He's cuts.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It's all I got.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I got to see this movie and he knows the
size of Ed Beg's dog, which is.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Kind of sick. It's apparently legendary.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
That's cool. Really, I've never heard that. I only know
is there anyone? I guess John Hamm is known for
having just a whole ham in hog. He's got a hog?
I answered my own question.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But that was like that was a picture like as
opposed to legend legendary, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's like Rodney Dangerfield apparently had just a massive cock. Yeah,
he carried himself like he had a big Ben.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Who was the other guy, the other comedian?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh it was Uh it was huge, like an old
co It was like not Sid Caesar, but like, uh.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Did Caesar the other guy? The guy he like shows
up in Peewee's Big Adventure when he sneaks.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
On real big Adventure.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, this is this is like a stand up comedian.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah yeah, like quintessential per fame Bob Hope, like Bob Hope,
same level.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I keep thinking Wilbur, but it's not Wilbert Brimley, although
there's a funny will for Brimley story.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
What's that diabetes?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Know that like Milton Burle, Milton Burlai. I said Wilbur, Milton.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Milton, Milton and Wilburg. And then in the CNL movie
What's his Name?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
JK. Simmons played him and was like literally whipped his
stick out in front of Chevy Chase.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's right. That was my favorite scene. That was really cool.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
That was rad.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Your dick's not even as big as mom, I'm j K. Simmons.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That was really good.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
When when people say like, like, h nowadays is better
because of like the advances we made a society, But
then you hear stories like that and you're like, now
is it is it?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Is it better?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Is it that you could just pull your dick out
and like.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Trump a whole room when guys used to just be
able to pull their dicks out of each other.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
A don't are you trying to say you wish you
could hit this snooze button on all this wokes try
to hit the snooze bang.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So I've been hitting snooze man.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean, wait, I gotta talk about politics.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh you guys, poly charge.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Did you guys see how RFK did like a like
a health challenge to the citizens of America where it's like,
can you do one hundred push ups and fifty pull
ups in under five minutes or under ten minutes or something.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
That seems like a big ask, which is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's a lot because I'm like, I'm like, how are
you like pro like, come on push Jim browing challenge
to America? When it's like, how about just like walking
a mile for a lot of people, or like eating
a vegetable every day?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That's because that's a hard challenge. Yeah, that is a challenge.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
That and by the way, good, by the way, RFK,
if he's doing it, that's awesome, get on his lefl
And maybe we shouldn't hold America's hand like a fucking kid,
and we should say fucking go for it.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
But but people are gonna die. Oh people die, it's
gonna be.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Chloe and I we started to watch that documentary and
it was kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Of the Biggest Loser that's on Netflix right now. Oh yes,
I was going to click on it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
It's about the show The Biggest Loser.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, it's about just like how like most of the
people now have gained all the weight back because they
were on like they were taking like drugs essentially to get.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Skinny, like speed, like speed type drugs.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Boos are huge, like hydroxy cut. Remember that ship?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, ship like that they were doing.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
They were doing ship like that and they were working
out like six hours a day.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Geez.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I couldn't understand how that show worked because I was like,
these people have never worked out or haven't worked out
in fifteen twenty years, and now they're just absolutely crushing it.
And I'm like, aren't there muscle sore? Like aren't there
like veins exploding? Like how is this not? Because we
exercised right? And it's like, well, I just ran for
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an hour. I'm cooked. How are these people doing this?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
From zero to one hundred?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, it was. It's truly it's a truly insane, insane
documentary and I'm gonna watch that. Yeah, that sounds really cool.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Wait, but the challenge the thing the RFK. He goes,
I want to challenge fucking Duffy, the Secretary of Transportation,
And I'm like, who's Duffy? Is he like a jackedass politician?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And he is name too.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
But then I'm on his Wikipedia page and it's like
you might recognize him from the real world Boston and
from Road Rules All Stars and his wife, who had
nine of his children is from the real world Sam
Francisco and used to fuck that dude pup. And I'm like,
I'm not look fine, fine brother, and look anybody can
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be in the White House. I get it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
No, yeah, that's true. Game on.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
But it's so it's just so strange to me that like,
these are the people, these are these people.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I know what it will into the real world, Bitch,
it is kind.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Of cool that, uh Trump's white House. You're you truly
feel like you could also just get in it, when
like other white house, other white houses are like, well,
you know, I didn't go to Harvard or I'm.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Not that educated or that educate.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I'm really I flunked out of or didn't flunk out,
but I didn't graduate community college, Like, I probably can't
make it in the White House, in Trump's White House.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'm like, fuck, I could do that. Ship.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, I could be Secretary of State. Man, it's by
and like, look, I'm trying to like understand it because whatever,
I'm sure there's plenty of like fine, brilliant people who've
been on reality shows, right huh.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I'm trying to think that the smart It maybe Shark Tank.
There's probably some. Yeah, there's probably some, but that's different.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's like a guest of an episode. These are like
people who are the principal characters on reality shows. And
you're usually hired on reality shows if you're a fucking mess.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, you're a little crazy because you're like good television.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, you're intriguing, you're intriguing personality.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And he was a professional lumberjack, which is that's my
That makes me like him a little more.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, yeahstic yeah, No, I think.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I would fucking definitely crush some point specials with this guy.
He's a Wisconsin guy.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Duffy, yeah, big duff dog.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
But man, it just I'm like, and we're here, but
I guess we have to be in twenty twenty four
if the nineties were what they were.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, you know, what is this different than Reagan?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Is this different or is this the same?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I have no idea, PolyChar this is polytr resh episode.
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You know that people are freaking out about those two
gym uh not gymnasts cheerleaders and male cheerleaders for the Vikings,
and people are losing.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Their ship over these two male cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
They're male.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Leaders, but they're they're feminine. They're feminine. These aren't like
buff like hold the hold the cheer. They're like with
the gals.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, they're wildly blowout. It's actually very it's red. It's
it's very funny.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Go ahead, No, they're hot. Are these guys who are
like who the ones who like drop backwards onto the ground.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yes, and they're like fold and half the death drop?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Who started the death drop?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I think it's probably from RuPaul.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
They're very funny. But then you're like, dude, Ronald Reagan
was a cheerleader, like who gives a ship?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Who fucking cares? Man? So was George W. Bush.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
George W. Bush was I think Ronald Reagan? Ronald Reagan
was kind of everything right. It's like he was a
cheerleader that he became an actor, but then he was
a governor before he became president. So there's like a
little bit of something there. But I don't know. If
Schwarzenegger was a governor, you apparently was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I don't understand it. But I guess do you guys
put reality stars over actors or there's this is a no.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I would say probably in terms of probably because if you're.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
An actor, you have a job that you're doing as
opposed to a reality show contest.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It depends on the real reality show though some require yeah,
like Survivor.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Real World or road Rules Challenge, Real World.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I mean no, those people I don't think require much thinking.
These were just like you're living with cameras on you.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I mean, who are the famous? Who are the famous
people from Real World? Or road Rules?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Our Girl Kit, Our Girl Kit?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
The damn I forgot the the miz. The men, Yeah,
the list is long. The sports sports look at you.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
There's a sports guy.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well those are the two guys because I know those guys.
I know them.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
There's one dude who looks like my homie John who's
like a sports he's on like ESPN.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Now they're out there.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
They're out there, they're in the world, and they're crush.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I remember being truly starstruck by THEO the first time
I met him, because but he's a few years older
than me, and so when I was twenty starting doing
comedy at the Improv, he was like twenty three or
four something like that, and at that age that's a
pretty big age gap. You're like they're like fully had
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their shit, and he had already done road Rules.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And I remember that.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Like seventeen or eighteen was super young.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
He was super young. I remember him being pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
And I remember being like starstruck, being like, holy shit,
he was on Rules, dude, this guy has already made it.
I bow, I'm walking the same hall is a guy
who did road Rules.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
This is fucking sick. That's some clout right there.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
And to my point, and this is why I'm trying
not to have a bias. I remember being like, the
dude from road Rules is doing stand up, Like, come on,
how funny could he be? Yeah, I mean that bias
then I have it now, guys, I'm trying, you're trying.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
An ironic mustache.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You're trying, you really are trying, and we don't know
what else to do.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I don't know, I got too much real estate above
my lip.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
I feel like when you, like when THEO was in
the club, when you were like working there and stuff.
He was actually kind of like a bad comedian. I
think he's gotten fun here. But when he was turning off,
I remember being like, oh, this is my bro from
Road Rule.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Well, we're all not great right when we started to
start off. You start off pretty shitty. It's a learning curve.
I feel like your voice. Yeah, he didn't really find
his I think, you know, and I don't want to
speak for him. Everybody has their little stand up journey,
but I think he was trying to lean away from
his country roots and pretend to be more sophisticated than
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he was.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And then I think when.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It really clicked for him was like when he grew
his mullet out and was like, no, I'm from Louisiana.
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be going to be I'm
going to be.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Larry the cable Guy. I'm going to be Larry the
Cable Guy too.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I mean, I wonder if there was somebody who's like,
stop writing jokes and start telling the stories you tell
us about your crazy upbringing, because those are solid gold.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, usually if you speak what you know, because he
is very funny on his on his podcast, he's he's
very good at that.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah, some of the ship that comes out of his
mouth is very funny, like the way he phrases stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
He's got that backwoods down.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Well, I mean it depends how much he comes.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I mean he running, is he running for president?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Is he gotten a He's a guy who's right in line.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That Smith without it is somebody that's like in a
conversation now for somebody, people are like, did you ever
run for president? He's like, I haven't counted it out,
and I'm like, count it out.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Count it out, count it out, please count it out.
Just count it damn count it out. You've counted it out.
Like I'm without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I want our next president, without a doubt, to be
counted counted out. I want to I want our next
president to be a guy we've never heard of, a
smart guy that we suddenly start to hear about because
he's good at speaking and making his points and telling
you what he wants to do. Yeah, but it's it's
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once we get into weeds where it's like, oh, the
next president is going to be the Rock or Stephen A.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Smith or you're what, what the fuck kind of country
are we?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
This is?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's bonkers.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Well, but also at this point, who the fuck wants
to be the president?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That seems like a lot of people. It seems like
every lunatic.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Everyone hates, every lunatic out there wants to be the president.
You have to be an absolute psychopath to want to
be the president.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Oh, I couldn't think of a worst worst job. That
just seems like like.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Who should be president?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I don't know, you know who.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I think what a good job would be, someone nice,
I think. I know you're going to say, I think
being a governor would be very fun.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, you have.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
All you get to tear it up. What's you have?
Your state, that's your thing.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
You just are about your people in Iowa or wherever
the fuck you're the government.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I mean, but but then imagine you're the governor of
somewhere and now the President's like, actually I'm sending hell
the troops to.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Your I'm the fuck you up, that's your biggest city.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Fuck you, I'm sending in. I'm sending in Navy seals
to shoot anyone who didn't pick up their dog ship.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, it's a little different now we're not we're not
quite on the cruise control that we used to be on.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
But yeah, who should be the next president?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
See, that's what I'm saying. No one that we've ever
heard of. I I just said, you don't want it
to be like your boy Mark Cuban. Nope, big Mark. No,
he's a reality show he's a shark ting. I don't.
I don't want it to be a Marcuban.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
He's a businessman who joined the reality show. I mean
I I don't. I don't even call. When people are
like Trump's a fucking reality show guy, I go, well,
he was a businessman who put his face on a
reality show. It's just a brand move.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, but he's a businessman who branded himself as the
as a he made himself the brand as opposed to
a businessman who works behind the scenes who doesn't want
to be famous.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yes, but I'm saying in contrast to a person who's
like I signed up for a reality show and I
was on it, and that's my brand was that I'm
from the reality show. He already had brand. That's everyone
knew Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You know we knew about him from the Little Rascals movie.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, yeah, from Did I say Little Rascals snl A
didn't very fun? Yeah, I don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I'm actually so checked out this time around, this the
second the Trump presidency, because people get so riled up
on both sides, and I'm just like, I'm sick of
being riled.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Man, I'm done being riled.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I like when people say both sides of the ticket.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Fucket ticket? Yeah, the ticket or the Isle aisle you
work in you work in politics.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Isle's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
But I like when they say ticket. It's like, what's
the ticket?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I don't even know if I know what it means
when people say both sides of the ticket.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I will say I do like DC though. It is
one of my favorite cities. I always have a great
time there. It's always crazy because you're I remember last
time I was there as me and Isaac were there
for something and we're out to dinner and this guy
in like this ten gallon hat came over and he
was a senator from like Tennessee or Texas or somewhere
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where they were a big as big ass.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
He told us.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
He told us the name, and he was like, if
you're ever in having trouble down in Texas, let us know.
And we're like okay, and then I and then I
took photos with his nieces that he was having dinner with.
And I'm like, this is so crazy that you just
if this were Hollywood, that guy would be uh a
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producer of Pretty Little Liars or some ship. But here
he's this senator of.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I need more context, like what like if it's what
does that mean?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
It's like there's levels the ladder of.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
No, those are the those are the people that you
run into in Hollywood that would be hey, take a photo.
I have clout in this situation, take photo with my niece.
We're at a nice restaurant. There you run into actual
people that are doing pulling the levers of society, right, which.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Is kind of cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, that's where they actually go to get work done.
To the hub.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I mean, I've only been that one time when we
were when we were youngsters, but I would like to
go back.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I think I would love to go. I'll probably go back.
I've been.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I've been a dozen statues, maybe a dozen or so times,
and just from stand up I've gone like four or
five times for stand up in that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That's interesting that you've been there a dozen times.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Do you have anything you're hiding?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Okay, I'm not hiding anything.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Why would you need to go to the capital of
this country where the Pentagon is?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
And I just admitted that I ejaculate green jizz, So
I don't think I'm minding anything.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I think that I've gone for.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
What you're doing is you offer up the jizz over here,
the shining objects. So we're not paying attention. Guess what
I'm paying attention.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Thank you. I'm going to a basement of this pizza parlor. Okay,
I think I know what that's about. See, I fucking
knew it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You knew it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You got me?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, so God.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
But I actually when people are like the homeless are
sorry on house Blake, they're running rampant.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Uh, they're they're the are crazy, the bum flights are crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I didn't ever really notice it being that bad there.
I know the crime is pretty bad d in d C.
In the Maryland area, right.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
There in or out of the White House. Go ahead,
go ahead.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Go ahead, But I didn't. They're being a crazy not.
I mean, also, we live in l A.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
And I've been to San Francisco, Like it's it's honestly
much worse, and especially San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I'm like, what are the yeah, the entire city, Uh,
what are the what are they going to do?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You know what I mean, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
The National Guard troops? The National Guard? They're bringing in
the National Guard.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh they're around d C.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Now, oh yeah, they brought him into d C because
Trump says that they to clear the streets because the
homeless population has gotten out of control and the crimes
out of control, and like.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
What are what are they going to do with brooms?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I don't know, Yeah, it seems crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
It's like, what are what are these guys with guns
gonna do to get these people off the streets?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, I'm like, I think it's.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Kind of the same way like when when the Olympics
come to town, how they just kind of like sweep
everything out and make your city look all pearly and bright.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
But it's just a temporary fix.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
But then yeah, but then it's they're just you put
them somewhere else, to a different city, right, and then
they're that make that city shitty, and.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Then you're just blowing the leaves to a different part alone.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's exactly sucks.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
We should run, guys, we should all be on the
same ticket.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Man, No one could stop us.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Could we be a three person team?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I absolutely wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Can two people run together or three?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, it's called the president and vice president? Do run together? No?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
No, no, no, no, no, no. Are they on the same ticket?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah, we're saying equal.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I'm saying like a three headed, like a three hander.
Can you have a presidential three hander?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
That'd be kind of sick. Yeah, it's like workaholics, But
we're the president where the president like a Joel and
Ethan the president. Now trust us, we know chicks.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Right, they swear to saying we put one hand on
the Bible, then another one, and then another one, and
then it.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Turns into Chippendale tons of hands. Sorry, it's a bit
from Chippendale.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
You gotta watch bro oh Chippendale Rescue Rangers.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yes, of course, Oh chip and Dale. Sorry coming out
of you.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Oh, the strippers, which, now that we mentioned that, what
came first? Was it the male strippers or was it
the cartoon? What's named after?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
What's why?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I would say the cartoon, no, because why would you
name if Chippendale's already exists? Why would you name Chip
and Dale?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I bet they did that to be a little perverse
in the way like The Little Mermaid had the dick on.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
The cover, huge cox, huge cock.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
On the cover of Yeah, you think it was just one,
It was all different on the cocks, Todd, can we
slide in here?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Cartoon is first? Cartoons told them? Why did Chip and Dale?
Adam Adam?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
I like the way your mind works.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, I mean they're fucking they're dirty. Oh Chip in
Dale was nineteen forty three. Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Why would do male strippers take that name that doesn't
even fucking make sense to make fun? Because they were
perverse Chippendale. Yeah, they're fighting over a nut and its Chippendale,
So okay, gosh, ladies are going to be fighting.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
And didn't they do the Chippendale's movie? Didn't Ku Mail
do the movie? I gotta watch it? Or a series?
It was?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
It was a limited series.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I watched.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
It was pretty good. Yeah, do you remember anything of it?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Because I know nothing about Chippendale other than I've been
to a few shows.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
But Adam Ray, our good friend Adam Ray, was in
it and he played a guy on roller skates.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
He was like the MC of the Chippendale's that's cool.
First location. Yeah, it was good. How to check it out?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I only know about like thunder Down Under, but like
Chippendale was kind of the original, right.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, my kids said thunder down Under the other day
out of.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Nowhere, that's the like Australian naked I grabbed.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
He was like, that's kind of funny, and I go,
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Dad has no clue what that is. I just don't
want you to see me.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Pal. And by the way, shout out to all the
thunder Down the Under guys in Vegas. You get free
tickets to our show, which we announced.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
This is important. Yes, the more the.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Merrier, Live show in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Live show in Vegas. It's going to be sick. It's
going to be a good gear up for the cruise. Baby,
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
In your thunderdown Under, come on out, grind on Blake.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
That would be really cool. I would be hyped on
that thunder down under pulls up.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I feel like we got to have like some kind
of a strip off or something. We're in Vegas, so
we have to have there's there's got to be some
kind of there.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Has to be some kind of sexy. There's gotta be
a sexy maybe fires.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
We're in like Giant dice yor like, no, we're getting naked.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Let's get naked. Let's have it like a burlesque show.
That'd be kind of cool. That is not Vegas.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Burlesque shows, uh are are kind of weird, right, it's.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
A little weird.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
If the titties are extra veiny, your boobs are huge.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
No, I've been to a burless show that was here
in like Santa Monica, and uh it was, by the way,
very sexy. These women were absolute athletes. It was very
hot and heavy.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Are you talking about like the pussycat dolls?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I remember?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I mean, isn't where they came from. It was like
a dance show.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, it's just that's kind of what it was.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I forget what it was called, but I remember it
was like pretty early on in Workaholics.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
It was maybe twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Or something when I went and I remember I'm looking
up at this girl and.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I look so thirsty. I was like, oh, and I'm
like looking up at her like oh.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
And they used that photo for all of their promotion
for years, got them, and then I would get for
because I went the one time and somehow they get
my email address or whatever, so I'm constantly getting somehow
I signed up for the mailing list and bought merch
somehow I kept getting it, and then it'd be like
the photo the like flyer for their their performance is
(40:46):
me looking at this damn girl.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
It was the calling calling all creep yeah, looking like
the comfortably come on out totally. We had a burlesque
show at like our elementary school fundrais I'm sorry, pre
school fundraiser when I lived in silver Lake. Because they're like,
we gotta, we gotta do it. Why do they have to? Yeah,
(41:12):
they just want to do stuff like that to be
like we're silver Lake, to just check back in with ourselves. Yeah. Yeah,
because it was great. It was fun. It was like
some stand ups. Then this chick came out in or
underwear with tassels on our titties and like Rode a
unicycle and like did a whole thing to like Freddie Mercury,
I want to ride my bicycle.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
This is this was for a third grade.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Like this is for preschool. Preschool fundraiser.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Preschool fundraiser, fundraiser. That seems insane. There's no children there.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
That's just the evening saying stand ups, a lot of
big name stand ups. Yeah, that are funny and that's
the best. That's like the best part of being in
LA is your fundraiser. You can have like professional awesome
stand ups.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, titties out and titties parties. This is a sex party.
John Ham's there with this huge dong.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It's all good.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Don't even worry about it. Raising're buying books for the kids.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I mean, I guess I'm a square. I was like,
why are why are we doing? Why this here?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I'm with you. I don't think that's a square. I'm like,
that's in poor taste. I mean, yeah, just whatever.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Just sell candy bars. That's why I think about candy bars.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I'm with you, it's whatever.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
I'm just like, what, just fucking sell some candy bars
or whatever. It's whatever, Like, sure, do it. But if
I'm putting a fundraiser for children. It's at least got
to be I know this is for the adults to
spend money, but it doesn't There doesn't need to be
a sexual nature to it.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
There could just be a band. It could be a party,
a band, some comics. There doesn't need to be someone
with their titties.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
I think there's a little bit of like I think
there's a little bit of like, look at us, we
did it.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Where like we like you look around and maybe by
the way, I don't know, maybe ninety five or ninety
percent of the rooms like this seems in poor taste,
but nobody wanted to say anything, but because nobody wants
to look like a square.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah yeah, Or it's like like, look, we can have
like something that you deem sexual, but it's actually just
a performance.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
It's not it's not sexual in any way exact. Yeah,
her titties are out, and.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
So when I get on the you know side called
my dicks out, it's definitely not.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Sure it's not sexual.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Just because you think it's sexual that her titties are out.
You can kind of see outside of yes, I'm sorry,
kind of you can see the butt.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
The color is starting to change. You can see just
the outside part of her butthole.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yes, it was shooting silly strings of gis across the room,
but it's about how far it was going. Okay, it's
nothing sexual about it. It's a talent. It wasn't sexual
at all.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
So I'm not I'm not a square. Do you guys
feel the same way.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, No, that's I do. I don't. I do think. Uh,
if it's a if it's a for a thing for kids,
it should it shouldn't be sexual. Yeah, I don't think
you Yeah, because and by the way, if you would
have told me this two years ago before I had
a child.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I'm like, no, let him see the titties. But now
I have a little kid, and there's just nothing sexual
about that at all. It's just like a cute, pure,
innocent little creature.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I'm like, it shouldn't be sexual having anything to do
with this.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
And again and again, kids weren't there, it was, I know,
but you could.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
You could make so much money for the school if
you just went to the strip club, and like, all
funds go back to the school.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
It's just like that. I'm surprised you didn't say it
wasn't at.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Blake's a constantly pushing this.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Like, dude, let's go to Magic City. All proceeds go
back into the school. Let's go to a thunderdown Under.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
This is Blake pitching. Let's go to thunder down Under.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
We see some dick swaggling and just.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
He got news Warner Brothers and I'll be there. Come on,
let's stuff under down Under.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Baby's from the kids. I'm sure there is a school.
What is that strip club?
Speaker 3 (45:12):
That it's not They don't take their clothes all the
way off like a bikini bar.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
It's a lot of like bikini bar.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Is a bikini bar, but it's famous. It's we went
to a jumbosfro, Yeah, Jumbos, Jumbo's clown Room, Jumbo's Great bar,
great bar, great, great, great, but essentially a strip club.
But yeah, but it's a not fully nude, not fully nude.
There for sure is a high school, uh or not
(45:39):
a high school? A what durs just said a fundraiser
for school high school, middle school, elementary school or something
they did that in l A someone I had to
would be amazing. Could you imagine, like if they're willing
to do a burless show, like it's a it's for
the high school football team, and all the parents get
(46:01):
together and they're like, Hey, we're gonna do it at jumbos.
We'll make some money.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Honey.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
What do you think, honey, Well, it's just a bunch
of dads.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
And by the way, by the way, before that, yeah,
it's cold. What's the fact that they were so young.
I feel like by the time you get in high school,
if it's for the football team or something and it's
just the parents that go, I'm a little more on
board with that.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
And Blake, tell me more about this merch. You're like,
I can just see it. I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
What is the merch?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Well, you've got the name of the high specifics, You've
got like the what what high school?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
What football team? But it's like, you know, Hollywood High,
Hollywood Hi.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
It's like I went to the Patriots Hollywood High fundraiser
night at Jumbos and all I got was this T
shirt And then it's a cool drawing of like a
chick with like a butt cheeks and like a thong
or something.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Right, but not now in my mind, I'm like, that's
not okay.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Why not that's cool? It wouldn't be because because.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
It's outside of the it's outside of jumbos. Now, like
a kid's wearing that too to school. Now, it's like,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Yeah, I guess you're right. See it's a slippery slope
if you're lucky. Let's keep but cheeks out of our school. Hey,
let's keep the butt cheeks out.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
You know what I was I was going to make
a joke about how Hollywood High can't be the Patriots because.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
They they that would be that would be too I.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Mean, yeah, he's hidden snooze, he's hitting snooze.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
That would be too like something for them to be, right.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
But it is.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, but their mascot are the sheeks. Yeah, that's what dude.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
They've never seen that huge painting on the side of
the school, like the fucking I.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Guess I never noticed. I guess i'd never noticed it.
The sheep.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
All I ever noticed is like it's like Laurence Fishburn,
it's fucking sick.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeh, who's gone there?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, yeah it happened.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
And then it's like all the alumni on the side
of the mural it's fire.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Well, I don't even what is a sheic. It's just
like a middle Eastern guy that wears a hat.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I couldn't describe it better myself.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
The smart points brother, is that your Is that your
final answer?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Any take back, sir, Misspeaks? What is a sheet any
characterizations or.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Okay, an Arab leader in particular, the chief or head
of an Arab tribe, village or family that wears.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
A hat, that's sick?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
What kind of hat?
Speaker 3 (48:40):
By the way, that seems like such an insane thing
for Hollywood High School to be.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
As their mascot. Their mascot is an Arab leader tribe.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
If you weren't kind of yelling into the microphone.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
I feel I feel like we're having a conversation.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I feel like we're having a conversation. But the way
that you're raising your voice just enough, you're telling me
that you don't approve of it.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
You're shooting us off into the manosphere. Pres I love this. No, no, no,
its just dude. My school was the Indians, right, and
we changed it out of respect for the Native Americans.
I'm just saying, man, that was big of you guys.
I got to get my Arab America.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Now you're the patriots right, my yes, and we changed
it to the Patriots, as as the I got to
get the my Arab American homies to march down to
Hollywood High School and demand that they change it to
to also the Patriots, because the fact that this hasn't
been changed is pretty fucking weird to me.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
It is a little I know, we're talking about people
resident think this is Adam's plats.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Should run, brother, You should run, I should I should run.
It was named after the nineteen twenty one movie The Chic.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Sure we're clapping shirt, So you know what, let's change
it to the Shreks. Let's update it fucking Hollywood High Shreks.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
There you go. Yeah, the ogres. The baby that is
so said that would be sick. I'd wrap some ogre.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
But does it change your mind? That's named after a movie.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I got to watch the movie. I guess, yeah, I
don't know what's the movie. Yeah, we got to see
this movie The Chic. Yeah, that sounds sick. I'm in
any take backs and the apologies, any epic epic slams.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Well, I guess I'll see you guys on the other
side of doing one hundred push ups and fifty absolutely
any call outs, I mean, just get your tickets to
Vegas and get your tickets with the cruise.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's good ship. Hell yeah that it's going to be
a lot of fun. I realized that what November what twentieth?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Is that the week before Thanksgiving? Right?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah? The Vegas State November twenty one, Yes, November twenty.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
It's the weekend before Thanksgiving. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
That that's gonna be a fucking banger.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Theresday, November twentieth, Come on down to Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, that's gonna be so fucking sick. I'm so excited.
We're gonna have a blast. And then, of course the cruise.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I realized that this is our only live show all
year long, so we gotta bang it out, bab We.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Really got we do.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Got to get a little burtlesque with it.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
I would like to shout out Cozy's, which is a
brand that sent my wife a bunch of different like
pajamas for our son Bo, and then they addressed it
to me actually, and I open it up and I'm like, oh,
it's stuff for Bo.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
This is nice. This company just send us.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
A bunch of I don't get anything.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Was like, well, they actually sent me like a matching
outfit and I'm like, lame nerds.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
Wow, dude, my wife made me tick photo. I'm like,
do not release this in the wild. I look like
such a door.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
You gotta say that for like Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, you gotta save it. But it's for it's like tools.
It was like a bunch of a bunch of tools.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Uh, you don't know how to use those, So I don't.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
Know how to use I'm not a real man, so
it didn't make a lot of sense. But yeah, the
pajamas for my son were awesome. They were great, so
big shout out to Cozy's. And inside these they actually
sent me a thirty dollars gift card to Chick fil A.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Okay, yeah, for a bucket of breadless nugs.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, so naked you got.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
You got products sent to you from this company and
they gave you a random Chick fil A gift card.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yes, because the richer getting richer.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
And then inside it said, I hope you don't run
into any more Karen's.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
At Chick fil A, get your naked nugs. Ah, so
they're TII nation. So they're TII nations. Shout out to
Cozy really appreciate it. Well, Blake, do you have any kids.
I have so many.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, and I have a few kids and they'd love
to be cozy, So shout out Cozy.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, I don't love Maybe Cozy hook hook them up
as well. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Maybe it's just for babies.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
If it's just send me gift certificates to some fast
food restaurant, I'm into that.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
And we'll tell a better story. And that was another episode. Yeah,
remember how Blake kept saying he wants to fund dudes.
I didn't say that right back.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Everyone's like, stop picking on him. I'm like, I cannot even.
I can not even. I can't just asking what, hey,
would you just say? And why did you just say?
I'm not going to repeat myself.
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On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Stuff You Should Know
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The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.