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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important today.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
On This is Important, it's the home of the testicle Festival.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
My eyes kick fucking ass and I'm really bummed on it.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
The bread looks like a like a dirty dick, but
then it tasted like a clean one. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
To Gang Stars, Gang Stars. We did David Chang Dinnertime Live.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
The other Day's.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Kidding, right, Zoey yummy, yumy yummy yummy and my tummy
tell me I ship my pants though you did? Yeah
last not when I got home. I think it was
the egg that was a long drive ahead of me.
It took me like two hours to get home.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Ruminate.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It was really roasting.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well you don't realize it, but when you do Dinner
Time Live, those entrees start coming out real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And by the way, they're not small portions, you know
how they when you go to a fancy restaurant and
it's like a ten course thing and yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's been nice. I actually don't like it. What do
you mean courses?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Because it's they come out and they're small little bits
in the first few, you're like, well.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
This is yeah, it's not this isn't enough, this is tiny,
this is.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, this is tiny.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And by the time you get to the seventh one,
you're like, stop bringing me fucking food. Stop out the gate.
They gave us a full, gigantic cheeseburger.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Hogi style stretched and it was the best.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm like slaking it again and the spice was so nice.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I wish we could go back and wait, what do
you wish, Blake has a take? I wish we could
go back and get the burger again. I want to
eat it again. I want to reverse the order.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's what I said, and I did want to offend
him in the moment, so I'm going to offend him now.
David Chang, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Bud do. What's a favor? The soup should have came
out first.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's a apper teazy, that's a first type of that's
like you're at it. You're eating a uh guy, like
a mes soup at a Japanese restaurant right right, filled with.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Me to fill with me?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I had one little I hadn't ask for one wasn't
filled with me.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
There's a few there.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I had a ton. There was some I had an Okay,
well he liked you the best. You guys knew each
other from before, so you got the most meat, Lottie, Dottie,
you likes to potty, but I got zero.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
He had to give me a steaming hot meat. But
I regardless me, I think.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I think.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
All right, I think we should have starved with the soup. Sure,
then then we go to what was the last dish.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Biscuits and gravy wiscuits. Fantastic and those were I ate
the rest that night. It was del that was That's
a breakfast banger, so I feel like that would go next,
and then you end with the burger. That's that's what
I would have done.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, here's what we're skipping. That might have been my favorite,
and it's kind of sad. The hacking pancakes were out
of control.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Well well yeah, those came out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
But I was like, who made pancakes? And then I
just took one and I was like, well, I'm kind
of focused on this now. And then they were like
it's over, and I was like, let me just Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
The pancakes were pretty legit.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Even before the show started, though, there was the whole
the app what did you call it?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Appertit apartite? What you call I said, aperteas Okay, the
word I made up like that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The apperteasy was that big ass hamshank, just slices of
ham just to kind of picture.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, salty, I was, and I learned cured, cured.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I was kind of hoping, Adam, that you would just
grab that shank and sink your teeth into it and
start nawe, just take a million dollar bite.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, I you know, I did you know? Uh, he's
your close personal friend. I didn't want to offend him
he spoke at your wedding, of course, because that could
be uh like a one thousand dollars ham shank for
all I know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I bet it was pretty brice.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I bet yeah. Is that how it works?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Ham? Ham gets expensive guys, Ham can get expensive, Dude,
I just bought.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
What's fun What's so funny about this is.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I just bought go Ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I don't buy ham, however, I don't buy like that
sliced ham.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Ever.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
This is so off brand Ahead, this is shocking ship right.
I feel like you would know everyone at Honey Baked,
like on a first name base.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I went to there's this there's this place called the
Butchery in Costa Mesa in Orange County, and I passed
all the all the time, and I swung in the
other day.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
The guys working there were all very nice.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
They're like, I'm going to give you some ham They
looked at me, they knew I was a hamboy, and
they they they're like the human can I slice you some?
And I'm like okay, And it was so good. It
was just like that. It was like so good jabon
and they sliced me some. And then they they're like, hey,
you want to buy someone. I'm like absolutely, So I
got a little plate that was just like that. It
(05:32):
was like thirty dollars for that little, oh little plate.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Of like for like a charcuterie board or for like
making sandwiches deli stycke.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
No, it's charcuteri board. It was like it was.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It was caught exactly like that and a and a
very similar amount. So that makes me feel that is
well over one thousand dollars hamry.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
That's how they get you, by the way. They're like,
here comes pitch perfect.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Well, there's have you heard of that? There's that ham
it's from like Spain. I think it's called like Iberico,
Iberico or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh, the Spanish ham. Yes, of course the Spanish ham.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I was saying the jap at that.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Germany's the Spanish version.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
The other day was it jabone?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
What was I saying, Joe? You said harmone? I believe
French French is jambone.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You said jam rambone, Yeah, jambo, yeah, harmone, but harmon.
It's a specific kind called like barrico or a burrico
or something, and it's a very expensive ham shank that
I think.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I think I still got the ham. Should go get
the ham. I'll eat some ham.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I mean, I'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I'm getting the ham.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Boy. Sure, yeah, that's that's good for Okay, he's hot,
need some ham.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He has a problem, is what it is? Once you
mentioned ham, he has to get it. He's like playing
this whole thing like, oh I go to the butcher
and sometimes I get handed.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
It was. Here's what I was like, Oh, this is
a nice little salt vehicle right right, right right. It's
like it could have just been anything with a saltiness
to it, like it could have been a wet nap
soaked in salt and I'd go, remember that wet nap though,
how about that wet nap?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Okay? But are you are you a ham boy? Like
like Adam, are you like.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I'm not a ham guy? Actually you're not devastated. I
love a good I love him, I love Uh.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I mean my mom it was.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It was my title card for Uh Dennis and Penny's
son My when I did UH house Party. My title
card at the end, you know how nice that sh
It's for workaholics, for mail order comedy.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
My title card at the end was my mom going.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Do you want a ham sandwich? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
It's her love language.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
And because my mom, that's it's all.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
So this just takes you back to the womb. This
is a psychological humding girl.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Really well, by the way, we we would have that
like really really really not good Ham.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
But now I kind of rave that butting. Do you
remember budding dude?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Dude, it was hell of cheap.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's like in a ton It's like the absolute cheapest gross.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But I know what you're saying, Sometimes you kind of
wanted something that.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Now I kind of yeah, sometimes I'm like, wouldn't mind
getting that absolute ship that came.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
But yeah, budding ham.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Where do you buy butting like like appacific or like no, no,
but it's like a anywhere but you got it's the
cheapest cheapest.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Delis, buddy, I remember that. It was so goddamn cheap.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I need to see a label.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I think it's just red lettering.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yes, So that that that hamshank was was damn expensive.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But the whole thing was it was a really fun,
fun gig. I'm like, it's a blast, and I'm assuming
we got paid for that.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
No, we paid him.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
We got paid in me.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We bought every dish.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, that was I mean that.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Would be appropriate if we paid if we should have
probably paid, but I think we got.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Did you guys know it was over? When it was.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Over, like when the music started playing.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, I kind of just was still eating and like vibing,
as you guys know I like to do.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Dude, you were vibing.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, you were vi ass off, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I was almost like, this is live and you're vibing
pretty hard.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Put yourself on vibe. Yeah, what did you.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Guys watch any of it back?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I have not seen it yet.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, my Chloe was watching it when I got home
because she thought it came on at seven, but it
came on seven pm Eastern.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Time, right, So she was confused.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So she turns it on thinking that I'm going live
now and I just came through the door and she's like, oh,
I just started it doesn't know what She freaked the
fuck out off the handle on you. When I will
ask when do your kids start to see you on television?
It will and know that that's like not just a
(09:58):
normal thing because now my kid because my those Price
Pigs commercials are airing all the time, right. And also
he was watching the uh you know, Dinner Time Live
with Chloe Cool and uh, it's nothing. He just kind
of like, there's dad died.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
And he goes, right, you're saying you want him to
give you what you need? Uh, he thinks, marsh, I
feel like it's different now because like all you can
throw anything on the TV. Right, Like the TV, you
can watch YouTube, you can watch post people do like
slide shows of their ship on their TV. When you're
like at their house, it's like watching their victo. So
(10:34):
it's like, dude a little less like whoa daddy in
the box on the wall?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Do you think anybody like programs their children to think
that they're on TV and they're just kind of like
playing something off their phone and they're like, this is
daddy's TV show. Absolutely, you trick your children into thinking
your celebrity. That's fucking cool.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah. Oh there's no doubt, mind.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah, there's absolute associate paths out there for sure.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's why not build out this cool universe for your
kid where you're like the biggest celebrity in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And then they go to school and they're like, actually,
my dad is the biggest celebrity.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, you don't know my dad. You don't know my dad.
He won the Emmy last night.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
And like you can upload anything on YouTube. If you're
like a fix it guy, you're like, my dad's actually
you know Andy the fix it guy, that's my dad. No,
And everyone goes, no, don't know that person. Let's beat
his honey. I got three hundred likes. We're cooking and
I and the and the phone and your likes.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
That's that's like basically a billion.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah, that's true. And like being on your phone and
like having videos, so it's like you're watching Instagram, you're
watching actual famous people, non famous people. It's all kind
of mixed together. It's not as special to them. Also,
we know what these celebrities do?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You need them?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I know.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I'm so sick of fucking canceled.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
They need to be knocked down. A pet canceled culture
is coming to get down.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I hope. So it's about time.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Adam, for your sake. I hope one day he just
loses it and hugs you. It gives you a big
hugg and goes I'm proud.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I hope you earned those cars.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I was expecting.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I was, admittedly I was expecting a little more because
he saw me in the Price.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Picture come through the door like I was come on.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I was like, well, it just came on to the TV.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
We were watching football and I'm like, oh, look at
look there's dead day and he's like, huhuh truck cars
get I.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Know, I know, Dad, you're a Hollywood elite. Yeah. Hey,
I'm going to be too.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Ye call me when you're a.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Tractor all right, coming?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, Okay, if you are ever a trash truck, then
I'll respect you.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Okay, Okay, then maybe we can talk. But these commercials
are boo boo. Hey, it's not happening.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I do like that you try and get a John
dear ad like that night You're like Isaac, here's the deal.
It didn't land, It didn't really land.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Please get me uh a sanitation commercial alone, sanitation commercial,
cherry commercials. I'd like, Blake. Are those fashion glasses you're wearing?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You have several choices, if you, guys.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I like, one is not to wear anything. I mean,
I have these.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I could go with my my oak Lea's.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
It's just those are sunglasses. And those are sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I've got the I've got of course, I got the
blue blocks.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Those are sunglasses. Yeah, Adam, I know what you're asking
and I'm wondering too.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, Oh are these fat?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
These?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Are these are actually Teddy Spencer, my good friend from kindergarten?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
On?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Are there lenses in there?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
No longer?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Did he die?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No, he didn't die. Here's the lens. It's very scratched.
I couldn't see. Okay, I'm down.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
To one lens.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Okay, so you're going for a look, Yeah i am.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm what I love about you. You're not afraid to
go for a look. Okay, Well, here's the problem. My
eyes kick fucking ass. And I'm really bummed on it,
Like I want my vision to start to deteriorate because
I want to be able to wear glasses. I really
want to why because they look fucking cool.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's like kind of like Jeffrey Dalmer. She come like
into it, man.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah you did. You did always have a weird affection
for serial killers.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, you read books about them.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right, yes, yes, well it comes from when I was
a young child my aunt. I actually have the book
my aunt Arline.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Used to hold squirrels underwater. I used to kill squirrels.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Now, let me get, let me get.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, it comes forward.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh, by the way, my I think my mother in
law ate my my hemon oh and devastated because she
she just say fifteen dollars or someemone.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
It's a community ham, that's one way to die. She's
like it was all right, So this is the book.
I grew up. My aunt Darlene had this book in
her house, the Encyclopedia Cereal. Yeah. And you know when
you were a child in your in your aunt's house
and you have a lone time you start to snoop around.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Was your aunt a man that wore a woman's face,
not that I recall.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, not that I recall it was a loose skin.
But yeah, And when I would like kind of search
snoop through her book case, I would find she had
like a lot of serial killer stuff. And this one
just spoke to me.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Like without even opening it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
No, there's pic there's always pictures, you know, and there's
like do you see pictures? They're like yeah, like and
I don't know it just like it was just like.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Anything, dude, Okay those photos.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
By the way, boy, there's our boy j d our boy.
He's a terrible man. He's an evil, evil person. These
are all very evil.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Saying, by the way, that stuff doesn't I don't understand
your affection for this because it doesn't speak to me
even a little bit, because serial killers aren't cool. No,
they're terrible. But we've covered this a little bit a
little bit there. Just got very angry with me that
I am like, my affection is for like, uh, like
(15:58):
thieves like bankers and monsters and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Who just kill people like willy nilly.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah, they're just part of the part of the crime.
They're like background part of the crime. Syndic it's just
collateral damage. My killers are like getting off on it, dude.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, they're they're like horny killing little girls like.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
That.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Uh that my killers, My killers.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
They would kill your killers out of because they have
a sense of morality, okay, because they would be like,
not in my neighborhood, right right, we don't we don't do.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
That, not here. And then your killers also would just
go next door to the bank and kill anyone who
looked at them, crosside and take the money like that
says you are right. They would kill the killer out
of like morality, and then yea, their their sense of
(16:56):
morality also sends them next door to be like, bang.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Okay, my killers.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I think you're putting some something onto my killers because
my killers they go to the bank if everybody's being cool,
they're just taking the money.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
They don't want to kill. They don't want to, right,
but they have no problem doing well.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
There's still there's stone cold.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, and those are my killers? Durs? Who are your killers?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Should I play the song?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I was just gonna be like, are they human or
are they dancer? Who are my killers? Yeah? I don't know,
Like I guess, like people who just drive the wrong
way on the freeway.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Like, dude, that happened to me. I swear to God,
that happened to me yesterday.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yesterday.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
There's in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
There's a there one way streets right and this car
I'm in a golf cart. This car is going the
wrong way on a one way I'm I stop and
I go, you're going the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
They stop. There's this one and she goes, I.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Don't know, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I go,
you're going the wrong old older or like.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Like no, I mean probably about like late thirties, forties, damn,
screaming I don't know. And I go, you're going the
wrong you gotta turn. And she's like and I'm like,
right there, and she turns and it was fine. The
car next to me's honking at her, and I'm like,
that's not helping. She was wigging the fuck out. By
the way, it wasn't just a woman. A guy was
(18:29):
in the car too, when he's going, oh, I don't know,
I also don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Right right, well, from London, this is where we drive
on this may we drive the wrong way is normal
to us, baby meant it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
It wasn't in the right lane.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
It was.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It was a one way, so they were just fully
going the wrong direction. Well that sucks, because what do
you do at that point?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
You throw on sublime the wrong way. What are we doing? Yeah,
that's what you do. I blew it.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I should have put on sublime the wrong way. And
then thirty seconds later, maybe less than this, I'm driving.
The lanes go from two lanes to one. I'm in
a golf cart. One car speeds past me because they're
in the merge lane. One car speeds past me, gets
in front of me. The other car behind me starts
(19:17):
to speed past me, and I'm going, dude, there's not
room here. You're gonna hit my little golf cart. They
slam on their brakes to get back. By the way,
this is a thirty mile per hour.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
These are two lanes merging to one, merging.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Right way.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
They were in the lane that were merging to get over.
I'm drunk now, and so one car speeds around to
get past me. The other car is gonna get past me,
and then they drop back and get right behind me.
So I'm kind of looking at him. I look up
that car had slammed the car in front of me.
Slammed on the brakes because there's a crosswalk right there
and there's people crossing, and they slam on the brakes.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I slam on.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
The brakes of my golf cart, which doesn't have the
greatest upbrade, you know, it's.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
A golf carts. It screeches to a halt. I swear
to God, three inches from crushing the back of this
Mercedes Benz s UV.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
That would be inches.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You would have been ejected from the vehicle, right I.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Would have I would have flown. I was wearing a seatbelt.
I was wearing this.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay, golf carts have a seatbelts, now, hell yeah they do.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
They do the nice ones for the for the streets.
But I love that. Yeah, it was. It was pretty chaotic.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, that's because it feels like if you're a golf
if you're in a golf cart and there's just cars
around you, whatever happens, you're gonna lose that battle. You're
gonna be crushed or completely annihilated. It was.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It's crazy. It's been a while since I've been in
a moment like that where you're like where a catastrophe
is ahead of you or you're in the middle of
an accident. I don't know if you guys have had this,
but I've been in a few horrific accent.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
You have so much.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Weirdly, what'nt again?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Uh? Weirdly, your brain has time to really think.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Everything slows down.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, and I'm I'm slamming on the brakes. I'm seeing
it and I'm going in my head. I have time
to go like, oh my god, I'm gonna crush this car.
I'm gonna I'm gonna fly eject, I'm gonna smash into
the back of it.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
My child.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I wish they served the soup first.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Yeah, I wish my child.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
My wife, I like had thoughts should have done the
John Deere.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
And then it happens within you know, one second. Yeah,
you know, it's it's crazy, Adam.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Have you ever heard this saying your life flashes before
your eyes?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yes, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I think that might even be I think they that
that's what they're taking. I feel like that might be
what they're talking about.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Have you guys had that? Have have you guys had that?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Those those those moments, Because I've had that at least
a half dozen times.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I don't not enough that I clocked it. I don't
know that I'm ever aware that I'm not clocking it.
I don't think I'm ever aware I'm in really dangerous situations.
I think maybe I'm blissfully like not not aware that
this kind of shit's happened.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
You're like a cartoon character where like like you're the
baby from the.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Wreckage behind me, and I have no clue that when.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Roger Rabbit baby from before the movie starts as hitting
the fan, yes and.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
So like, and and there's just thinking there's are you chunking?
Or are you thinking? This is a pregnant pause?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I had a question about the car, and then we
switched gears and I'm like trying to go with it
and not go back. And then I was like, well,
this is actually getting kind of boring for me, so
maybe we do go back to the more exciting story.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay, let's get it. What the car?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I can't remember? That's all?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh wow, wow, why that's the ultimate Yes? No, improper bitch.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
No, it was more like the U shouldn't have stepped
out for this scene. You ever see somebody step out
for an improv scene and then they go, uh, I'm
the doctor and you go, huh fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I actually haven't been to an improv show in a
long time. It's kind of a bummer. I used to
love going to like UCB out here on you what's.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, Yeah, it's been a long while since.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I Have you ever have an improv show? Flash before
your eyes? Dude?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I mean, I will say some of my favorite good
improv is fine, Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
It's not my favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I think i'd prefer to see a really great stand
up then, like good decent improv, like the best improv ever. Sure, yeah,
that'd be fun to watch. But what I really enjoy
even better than really good stand up, really good improv
is really bad. To me is my absolute favorite. And
(24:03):
I don't know what that says about me.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Really, you get more out of it.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I like it more.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I'm not saying I would like to watch it all
the time, But if I'm going to dip in to UCB,
I hope it's UCB two oh one where they have
enough skills to have some confidence.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Sure, but then they're really really bad, which is.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Their space work is just all over the place. You're like, oh,
that's where the door handle is because it was over
there when he came out I stand up is like,
here's what I Obviously good stand up is fantastic. And
I like when people are they've just got a set,
a really fucking tight set where you're like, this is
(24:45):
I've never heard this before. This person's vibe is great.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yeah, it's a fun take. I like his energy. Yeah,
yah dah YadA.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Differently, for an improv show, I love being like, look
at these people do this altogether. That's fucking cool. Like
then that's really what it's about, the passing the ball
or whatever the fuck you want to call it, Like
of we're all doing this and it's all happening, we're.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
All creating this scene together in the moment, and.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
When it's good, I just go, you guys, you fucking
did it. You're a little bit.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
It's pretty fucking cool. These guys are skilled as hell.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
But then also, don't you find it fun when they're
all working together and they're like, we're all working in
the steel mill and then one guy comes in he's
like I'm Abraham Lincoln and you're like, no, you're not.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, yeah, and you're what were you doing?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I instantly just go god damn it to all these
other people. I know what they're going through, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
To be That's so funny because then you see the
like little side eyes and little like lances to the
people that are actually trying to work together, and then
the one guy.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Is just fucking blowing it for you. You are describing
how I met like Thomas Kellogg. Basically he was just
like in improv and he would.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Just give him a long shout out.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
He would come to the table just with his own universe.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I was in your improv class. Yeah, yeah, we were
in the same class together.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Mastered the art of it. Yeah, and you're gonna see
a lot. You'll see a lot of him on the cruise.
People get ready, is he actually coming? He's coming?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Man, I love it. I will say.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The one person that that was like that who then
got a lot better and now he's a fantastic comedian
is Rick Glassman. Rick Klassman and I were in a
UCB class, Yeah, you know, over fifteen years ago probably.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
And he was so so funny.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
But he would come in and just take over a
scene that it's in no way what it was about,
and suddenly you have to go with whatever the fuck
he was.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Trying to bring Hey off with you, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I mean that's still sort of his lane is like
a complete confusion attack. I just feel like he's mastered
it much much more now.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, now he's great at it.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And then I told him after a class because he
was asking about stand up and I'm like, I think
you have to quit improv and do stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
You out for him? Yeah, you remember how you outfled
me in there? You out here?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah, I'm like, you can't do this, you can't do this.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
This is I don't want to see what you need
to do.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I don't want to see you hand on the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
And then, to his credit, he did take my advice
and he owes his entire career to me.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I think, stamp, I think, but no, to his credit
he did.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
He was at the improv all the time in the
comedy store, and now he's a really I find him
to be a really really funny.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Shoes off podcast.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I don't know if I've ever seen him do standing.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I don't think I've seen it.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
It's chaos, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yeah, I mean his lightning he was.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
He was on Adam Devine's House Party season two in
New Orleans. If I remember correctly. He like, uh, I forget.
He had me like bring out a note as if
like someone passed him a note and he had to
read it on stage.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Exactly what to do. He was like, you're my mentioning
this routine. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
But yeah, it's just like it's not like a straight
ahead stand up set, which I think is fun, fun
for people.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I like that. I think I've seen him bring some
puppets on stage too. That's that's pretty cool. I'm always enough.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Did he use them or did he just have I
feel like his move would be like having two puppets
and then just doing stand up and.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Then I can leave you like wondering why the hell
the puppet on stage? Yeah, I think I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I feel like we used to do a lot of
stuff like that too. When we would do sketch stuff.
It would be a lot of us, you know, being
in the audience, being in the crowd, acting like we're
part of the crowd. You know, I've been plants in
the crowd.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I think that stuff is just keeping the audience on
their toes, on their tippy We're like the circle of comedy.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
It's really that's so well put.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Have you guys seen certain I saw a few years ago.
It's it's a little sexual. Oh is it? You were chubbed? No,
brought my boys and it was like.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Where are they getting chubbed?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
For sure? And I give I always give a little
fist bump when I know something.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
I paused. I didn't want to say it, but Blake
went right for it.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Come on, that's okay, I mean the serial killer book reader. Yeah,
we expect this.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
He asked about children's hard penises. Very cool.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
It was a lot of like grinding between fucking swords.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Following Are you sure just brought him to a burlesque show?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
It was in this strip. It was in Vegas, but
a little.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Jerky off gay. I saw jerking off gay. It's different. Fuck.
It was in an alley, right, yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
It was in a strip mall. It was outside of
Vegas and strip It's.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Something where they jump up and down on like a
mattress full of it was like.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
A big blue and yellow tents. It's always in a tent.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
It shouldn't be in an alley. I saw like downtown
l A in like a theater or something. Is it.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
It's not in a theater. I saw a big, beautiful
theater in Vegas and stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Well, I saw it. I think the show I saw
was called like Allegria, you could look it up when
that year was it was bad.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
No, that's an allergy medica show. Maybe I saw the
Prozact show.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
No, I remember it had like ad it was like
a dove with like human eyes. That was like I
saw a blue show. I think, yeah, absolutely, it's a
good one. But it was way back in the nineties.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
In the nineties.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Ship was mad French dude. It was like the most
French ship I ever saw.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
And maybe that's what I mean bisexual. I feel like
French people.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
It's just oh, it's just fast, right, Yeah, dude's age.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Like a but you carry around a bag. That's just
a big dick everybody. I wouldn't mind shoving that down.
My word, there's all those cats in the windows. That's
just pussy in the windows.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
What was the kind of ship they were going off,
because I remember like it was their whole thing was like,
we don't have any animals at the circus. It's all
just like what gymnastics basically, I.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Know the people with the animals, what kind of stuff
you know with the you know, it's all the like
there's like the the seesaw where they like launch each
other hella hind the styles and there's the one that
goes around that's got the two circles up the top
and they like run on top and whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So especially they're just do like circus ship. Yeah, but
like it's it is a c I think I know
it's but what is more than just regular circuits?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
There's grinding. I feel like I said.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
This, there's no animals. There's no animals. Yeah, it's acrobatus.
The clowns aren't like like Neon. It's like they're they're
French clowns. They like don't talk and ship.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I do hate that.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Now circuses are like there's a faux pas to go
into it, like to take your children into a circus.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Because like the poor animals, the poor animals. I'm like, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Old just turn into ozy fun.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Was it when you were a kid to go to
the circus you see a giant elephant stand on a
ball ship all over It was the best I'm gonna I.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Mean, was it?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I I don't feel like that's what did. That's not
what I did.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
You not go to the circus as a child.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I went for gun through Gable William's final farewell tour. Wow,
just like Austrian blonde like eighty year old dude in
a blonde wig would just whip lions And I was like,
this dude's jacked and cool.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I mean, okay, that is cool.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
It's a lost art, Like for sure this is the seventies.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
He would like whip the He would whip the fuck
out of the tigers and like make them like stand
up and ship.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I believe it was lions. Maybe it was tigers, but.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
It really when you step it out, it's kind of stupid.
It's not that cool. Like I'd much rather watch flipping
and ship. You like watching tigers get whipped? What are
you serial killers?
Speaker 5 (32:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, let me see if you're in my book.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
It's not it's not about the whipping. I don't love
the whipping. I'm saying their house.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
You just said you like the whipping. You like you
like prodding the elephants till they much that.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
I did not say I heard putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I'm just trying to figure out what the hell you
like about these animals and captivity being forced.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I liked going to the circus as a kid and
seeing all the animals, uh, perform tricks because at the
zoo they're just laying. The zoo's actually pretty fucking boring.
They're laying there, they're shitting, they're laying in their ship.
It's like, pretty disgusting. I want to see him.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Hey, put a put a fucking show on for me
and my child, and you know, I suck.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I will say that's one of the bummers of that
of of where we've comments a society.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
That wants that's kind of the major one right now
for me.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
For me, that's the biggest one is where the circuses, Yeah,
I get that.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Well, they're they're French now and they're very artful and
you should go.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Yeah, it's maybe too horny for my for my little kid.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
You don't think you're gonna I think he's.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Going or is the right amount of horn I think
he's gonna.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Like it, even going to the zoo. Now, I'm like,
what's what is the clock on this? This is over
these animals in here.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
You think zoos are done well, some zoos.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Are and now and yeah, and you're like, man, people
like hate zoos.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
You're like, this sucks. The zoos.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
The Omaha zoo is one of the best zoos in
the country.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's either it's always either number one or number two.
And San Diego yeah, and it's it was that zoo
actually was the fucking ship.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Right, But that has like a legit safari, right.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, there's like a legit safari and there's like monkeys. No,
it's all indoors, and the monkeys like we'll swing on
vines and we'll just like all indoors. Yeah, because they
keep it. It's this temperature of the rainforest, so you
go in and it's like hot and misty.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Can you imagine living your life all indoors.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Biodome, dude, Biodome essentially it's one of the best.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Buys of all time.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yeah, like biodome. I don't disagree with that. But aren't
they trying.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
To get out the Henry Doyley Zoo.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah, the whole movie they're trying to get out, But.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Then there's a zoo in India. I watched the fucking
YouTube video the other day that like some billionaire built
that is also insane it is like ten thousand acres
or whatever, Like it's humongous and it's got everything, and
it's just some billionaire who's like, I got all these
animals and he's like rescuing them from like other places
and like so it's kind of a sanctuary or whatever.
(35:43):
Uh yeah, Todd just put it in the chat.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
So the zoo run by the Indian millionaire is called Benara, Yeah, sure, yeah, sure,
why not? Yeah, I might as well call it ben Tara.
That's kind of a signa.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
It's a large wildlife rescue and rehabilitation center.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Owned by the man, the Indian man and his name
An and Bonnie, son of Moukesh and Bonnie.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, I thought I nailed it.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, I'm kind of on board with zoos that are like, yeah,
like rehabbing animals, Like.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Well, all zoos do that, that's like part of you know, zoos,
they're not.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
There's some zoos out there.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I think there's tiger king zoos, which sure exactly, which,
by the way, kind of a cool Which fun would
it be to go to a tiger.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
It would be so fun.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I went.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I went to the one outside Vegas for the MGM lions,
and it is sad. There was just a lady with
like a beach bag feeding ground beef through the chain
link fence.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
To these animals that were like it sounds like our
episode at Dinner Time Live. Dude, it was that meat.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
It was that.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
So I'm going to Dylan right, changing gears here, Dylan Riyola,
the quarterback of the Nebraska Huskers coursers Go Go Big Red.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
He's a fan.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
He reached out.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
He's giving me tickets to the game. So I'm going, uh,
I'm not going.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I'm not going this weekend for Michigan because I can't.
Which is going to be such an epic game. Michigan
is Michigan. So Michigan's ranked.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
We're not ranked Wolverine, but talking to Wolverine.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
That's right, God, that is right. We are. But it's
it's supposed to be a really tight game, and.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Everyone's saying that Nebraska has a real shot to beating them,
and in that case, it's a real conversation on whether
or not we're going to be in the playoffs because
of our rest of our schedule.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
And look at this.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Fucking hat that I'm going.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
The week after is a bye week, and then I'm
going to the Michigan State game, which also should be
a good game.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
But every week is a bye week from Michigan's there.
They're slick. I always hate them. Whenever they play Wisconsin,
it's always a fucking barn burner. Dude. It just goes
down to the last thing and then they do a handbury.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Oh my, look at this guy.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
I mean, I'm gonna come.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
That is one of the coolest fucking things. This is
Adam just put on a stalking cap looking sick.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
This hatch that's rat.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
You know what is incredible?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Do you remember on All that there was like, uh,
the pizza face.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Dude, I do actually kind of remember that.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
It looks it looks very similar to the pizza people.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Up the pizza face guy from all that. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Is this homemade or these bulk Like I saw this
online it was someone I think on Etsy making these,
and so I think someone actually made this. This is
how you need to rob a banky and and Zach,
my buddy, Zach, I wish I was pizza on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Please give him a follow. He is also where it is.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
We're gonna look at saying and I think They're gonna
do the thing that I've done before where they're like
I'm the celebrity of the game, where I go down
on the field and they feel me.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
I think I'm gonna wear this. At least they're like
Adam Devine and people are.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Like, what is that? How do we know what this? Yeah,
I'm gonna come.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
So I'm pretty excited about this.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I will say there. That opens up so many opportunities
for you. You could have a whole alter ego, stand up
career with this thing. You could probably start your own
breakoff posts.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Always thinking of career movie.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
I like that, always thinking I love this.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
This is your glasses man.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Yeah, oh thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Do we even explain what it is? It's a crocheted
corn husk like corn head. Uh, and it looks insane.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
You look like an ear of corn.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I do I look like an ear of corn?
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yes? And if you're aware of all that, it's it.
Kel had a character named Pizza Face. It gives me
that vibe you hear that.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I'm looking at the photo right now and I feel
it's giving a yeah, but I'm hoping it's a little
chilly and this actually has the family seen you in
that yet or is it too terrifying? Oh, by the way,
I came out, I thought I was gonna kind of
scare bow with it a little bit.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Congrat you came out final waters been a while.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So I I came out of my office wearing it.
I thought I was gonna scare bow. He ran up
to me, gave me a big hug and started.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Laughing hysterically, like laughing, laughing, laughing, And I'm like.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
This kid, he's the fucking man.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Dude. Yeah, he gets it. He gets it, because if
you needed to, can it roll up into like what
would kind of be a fine winter hat situation? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Well, don't ruin it.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
I don't like live a little pal.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
I'm sorry. I I well, I don't want that thing
is priceless.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
No, so, Adam, you could just have it on and
then just roll it up.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Well, his headphones were on.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Then he takes the headphones off. Yeah, there's my guy.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
It also looks similar.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
What is the Oh yeah, God, get you from fucking
total recall.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
That's totally wow, honestly not mad at this.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, sick, No, that's sick. That's sick, brother.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
So I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I missed.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I missed the info. Is this a Etsy purchase?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Is these?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Are these made in bulk? Is this official Huskers gear?
Let me fine, it's not official Huskers gear. I I
kind of thought it was Etsy. But get this on
Nebraska dot Gov.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
No, Zach sent me the link. He's my buddy, He's
the uh. He's the one that finds stuff like this.
He also wants us to buy matching uh Fedora red
Fedora hats.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Is that a thing they do?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
That's brilliant? YE might by that because he was there stylist,
because I love all the swings he's taking.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
I can't, I can't. I can't find where he sent this.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Wait, are the fedora is the thing people wear to games?
Or this is his?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Like I think the bank, No think I think it's
a thing that like Bob Devanny, our coach from like
the nineteen seventies, nineteen sixties, he would.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Wear a red war and so is the rule like
ten thousands per stadium.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
And by the way, I don't think anyone wears the fedora.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I think I think Zach is just like this could
be our thing and we're having like a it's me
and him. It's gonna be it's just a tool. It's
it's just the tool of us. So it's gonna get.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Back off the leash.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oh yeah, we're gonna just go wild, kind of like
a two. And Zach was like, I was. I gave
him the option. I was like, Hey, we could get
our own hotel rooms, which is kind of my choice,
or we could share, you know, to save him a
little bit of money.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
And he was like, ah, let's just share.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
And so now we're everybody's hearing rooms. We're gonna be
there for two nights. It's going to be absolute chaos.
Oh yeah, I'm so excited. We're flying into all mys.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
So you know, you just came out.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
We're driving to uh Link and it's it's about forty
five minutes away and they're in.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
The middle of that drive, in the middle of the country.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
There is a giant barn that is a steakhouse that
we're gonna stop and eat at at like seven o'clock
at night.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
And I'm so excited about it.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
You guys are going to have a great time.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
You uh and Blake, what would you order at this steakhouse?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
At the stick, I've probably chicken KARAOKEI have that that
could be pretty.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Karaaki actually gets stopped at the border of Nebraska. It
is not allowed.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
This is not coming in, buddy.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Once you turned out Yaki somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Okay, you can keep that in Iowa, all right, but
it's not coming across this border.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
I did see a funny onion headline the other day.
It was like, I don't know if it was Ira,
Iowa Nebraska boat.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
How do you know which ones are onion headlines at
this point? In real headlines?
Speaker 4 (43:57):
But go ahead, go ahead, fair enough? Yes, points And
it was like Iowa leaves hot dish at the border
of Nebraska after making too much food. And I was like,
that's fucking classic.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
We got it. Hey points to the onion. Yes, the
onion is still around. I thought the onion was gone.
It's just not a physical paper.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
They're alive.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And well, no, the onion is still around. It they
send me actual newspapers. There you go, So I get
the the onion delivered to my house.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
That's fucking cool. I didn't even know they gave that
option anymore.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
I'm sure if you reached out or paid money they
would they would give it to you.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Hey, tell them, I'm going to I know this guy.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Any take backs or appreciations or David Chang's lambs Again.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
I'm trying to find the name of that steakhouse.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Dude. Oh well, shout out David Chang. The dude makes
really awesome dishes look so easy. Like I don't think
we even realized, Like we're just kind of like chatting
him up and he's making biscuits. Biscuits are fucking difficult
to make. Oh yeah, Like you can fuck biscuits up
ten hundred different ways, and he just whips it out
(45:09):
while carrying on a conversation. So the dude is a wizard.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
And you know, I don't want to be this guy.
But I was like, a dessert, that's the first thing
I couldn't be more full.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
That is the first thing that I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Be more full. And I was like, I do need
like a pazuki or something like what perzuk? What's happening?
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, I will say it's very impressive by the way
it would have taken me, I mean hours to make
any one of those. Yeah, like the fact that he
very quickly, I mean the burger is the easiest one, right,
thrilled the burger. But then like with the that he
made the sauce.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
He elevates, Yeah, he made the bread, made the bread,
the bread was made, the bread.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
The bread looked like a like a dirty dick, but
then it tasted like a clean one. Yeah, so delicious.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Okay, so I would like to shout out, shout out
David Chang, and I hope I'm homies with him now
he's homies with Blake.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
I hope I'm homies with him. You hope it's official.
I think you're in.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
It kind of showed though he had never seen Workaholics
because he was like, oh, Durs, do people call you that?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
I've never heard that? And I'm like, I almost laughed.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Maybe he was being facetious. Maybe I'm not trying to
be cool about it.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
No, he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I could tell that, and that's and that's fine, that's fine.
But uh yeah, but but I hope we're friends now.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Yeah. And when we walked in, the person was like,
you know, Dave's ready to go, and I was like, oh,
so it's just Dave. Okay, it's not allowed to say that.
When do I get to the calling David? I hope now?
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Yeah, hopefully No. Dave Chang and.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
We got all the sauces and the spices in the
little gift bag cooking.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
I didn't know Mama Fuco was his thing. You know.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I have Nike dunks that are Mama Fuco. It was
like a collab that they did.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, no, I mean it's it's now. It has like
produ's in the store. And of course he has the restaurants.
There's the one in Magez and it's with him bomb
if you have a chance a delicious.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, that's I guess your version of his being like, oh,
people call you durs something you should definitely have known
about him. Yeah, big day, Big Dave.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I would like to shout out Round the Bend Steakhouse. Okay, okay, Ashland, Ashland, Nebraska.
It's I mean, I'll show you guys. This is I mean,
it's just a giant. It's just a barn. Why does
it look like a townhost that's where you're going. Yeah,
that's where we're gonna have our steaks.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Is everybody in that video like snakes the steaks? Yeah,
from David Chang to round the Bend? What is it?
Round the way?
Speaker 5 (47:48):
What the hell is ben?
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Okay, some big Nebraska knows how to cook some bean.
You better go live round the bend. It's the home
of the testicle Festival. So home of the testicle Festival.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, but by and shout out to the guy in
the picture.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, it's Dennison and he's a guy wearing a too
two bald bearded man.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Now, is that you're eating? I'm guessing that you're eating testicle.
It's not like you're eating with your testicles out, or
is it like all the above.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
Yeah, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
I'm guessing there's a eating rocky Mountain oysters or like
a thing that they do that which, by the way,
you have a fun what a fun way to start
the night is go there, you eat it. You eat
a big steak, you have some Rocky Mountain oysters, you
have a you have a couple of beers.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, I get, I get back an eat another rocky
Mountain oyster. Get.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Then we get to Lincoln. Then it's one night of fun.
You know, you know, it's the first night we're gonna
go maybe a little too hard, and then the next
day it's game day or the mocking distance.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah, probably you're over the mask on. Everyone's gonna go haha,
and you're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
And it's and it's uh, you know, it's Nebraska, it's
my hometown. I'm or my home state. I'm so excited
to go back. It's been it's been too long.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
It's gonna be bad ass.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Big shout out to Dylan Riola for hooking this side.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
I wonder if there's any mix ups about the Testicle Festival,
if someone shows up for something else and then they're like, ah,
never mind.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
We actually eat testicles and he's like, that's what I was.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Can I look at the menu?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I would like to say I'm a Dylan Riola. I
reached out. I don't know if I reached out or
or if I if I was constantly dming, but somehow
he was like, oh, I didn't know your He's like,
you're from Nebraska, question mark, and I'm like, was a
little offended. I'm like, uh, that's your whole thing. Uh
(49:55):
that has nothing to do with me being from Nebraska, Blake.
So that did make it sense, dude, little bit, but
I didn't. But uh yeah, so big but big shout
out to Dylan Mariyola for giving me these tickets.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
And this is the quarterback the quarterback of Now I'm invested.
Now I'm launching.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Ye Oh, he's like the guy who kind of looks
like Mahome.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, this guy's cool.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Kind of throws like him. Yeah, he's trying to steal
his stees. Okay, I love it. Here we go and
if they win, you're saying the rest of their seasons it's.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Pretty wide open until I think the second to last
game or maybe third to last game we play Penn State,
and right now I think they're raked number two.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Right, so that how many teams go in the playoffs
this year is at sixteen? Now or.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I do not?
Speaker 4 (50:40):
I'm so bad. I'm so bad, Todd.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Can you find out how many teams go to the
college football playoffs?
Speaker 4 (50:46):
The almighty dollar keeps changing, it, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
But I'm telling you if we if we could have
a ten win season, that that would be absolutely.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Huge for us.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Twelve teams and get to go into the playoffs. That
would be ass for us. And Matt Rule always in
his third year of coaching, all of a sudden that
his team has become they go from good to great.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
I just hope everybody.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
I just hope everybody on the team is getting a
good education, passing grades and like really learning. And that's
my host for football.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
All right, And that's another episode of this big shout out.
Jimmy Kimmel, You okay, hell yeah, I love you, Doug
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important today.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
On This is Important, it's the home of the testicle Festival.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
My eyes kick fucking ass and I'm really bummed on it.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
The bread looks like a like a dirty dick, but
then it tasted like a clean one. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
To Gang Stars, Gang Stars. We did David Chang Dinnertime Live.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
The other Day's.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Kidding, right, Zoey yummy, yumy yummy yummy and my tummy
tell me I ship my pants though you did? Yeah
last not when I got home. I think it was
the egg that was a long drive ahead of me.
It took me like two hours to get home.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Ruminate.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It was really roasting.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well you don't realize it, but when you do Dinner
Time Live, those entrees start coming out real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And by the way, they're not small portions, you know
how they when you go to a fancy restaurant and
it's like a ten course thing and yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's been nice. I actually don't like it. What do
you mean courses?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Because it's they come out and they're small little bits
in the first few, you're like, well.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
This is yeah, it's not this isn't enough, this is tiny,
this is.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, this is tiny.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And by the time you get to the seventh one,
you're like, stop bringing me fucking food. Stop out the gate.
They gave us a full, gigantic cheeseburger.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Hogi style stretched and it was the best.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm like slaking it again and the spice was so nice.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I wish we could go back and wait, what do
you wish, Blake has a take? I wish we could
go back and get the burger again. I want to
eat it again. I want to reverse the order.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's what I said, and I did want to offend
him in the moment, so I'm going to offend him now.
David Chang, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Bud do. What's a favor? The soup should have came
out first.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's a apper teazy, that's a first type of that's
like you're at it. You're eating a uh guy, like
a mes soup at a Japanese restaurant right right, filled with.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Me to fill with me?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I had one little I hadn't ask for one wasn't
filled with me.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
There's a few there.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I had a ton. There was some I had an Okay,
well he liked you the best. You guys knew each
other from before, so you got the most meat, Lottie, Dottie,
you likes to potty, but I got zero.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
He had to give me a steaming hot meat. But
I regardless me, I think.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I think.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
All right, I think we should have starved with the soup. Sure,
then then we go to what was the last dish.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Biscuits and gravy wiscuits. Fantastic and those were I ate
the rest that night. It was del that was That's
a breakfast banger, so I feel like that would go next,
and then you end with the burger. That's that's what
I would have done.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, here's what we're skipping. That might have been my favorite,
and it's kind of sad. The hacking pancakes were out
of control.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Well well yeah, those came out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
But I was like, who made pancakes? And then I
just took one and I was like, well, I'm kind
of focused on this now. And then they were like
it's over, and I was like, let me just Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
The pancakes were pretty legit.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Even before the show started, though, there was the whole
the app what did you call it?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Appertit apartite? What you call I said, aperteas Okay, the
word I made up like that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The apperteasy was that big ass hamshank, just slices of
ham just to kind of picture.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, salty, I was, and I learned cured, cured.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I was kind of hoping, Adam, that you would just
grab that shank and sink your teeth into it and
start nawe, just take a million dollar bite.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, I you know, I did you know? Uh, he's
your close personal friend. I didn't want to offend him
he spoke at your wedding, of course, because that could
be uh like a one thousand dollars ham shank for
all I know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I bet it was pretty brice.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I bet yeah. Is that how it works?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Ham? Ham gets expensive guys, Ham can get expensive, Dude,
I just bought.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
What's fun What's so funny about this is.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I just bought go Ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I don't buy ham, however, I don't buy like that
sliced ham.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Ever.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
This is so off brand Ahead, this is shocking ship right.
I feel like you would know everyone at Honey Baked,
like on a first name base.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I went to there's this there's this place called the
Butchery in Costa Mesa in Orange County, and I passed
all the all the time, and I swung in the
other day.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
The guys working there were all very nice.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
They're like, I'm going to give you some ham They
looked at me, they knew I was a hamboy, and
they they they're like the human can I slice you some?
And I'm like okay, And it was so good. It
was just like that. It was like so good jabon
and they sliced me some. And then they they're like, hey,
you want to buy someone. I'm like absolutely, So I
got a little plate that was just like that. It
(05:32):
was like thirty dollars for that little, oh little plate.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Of like for like a charcuterie board or for like
making sandwiches deli stycke.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
No, it's charcuteri board. It was like it was.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It was caught exactly like that and a and a
very similar amount. So that makes me feel that is
well over one thousand dollars hamry.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
That's how they get you, by the way. They're like,
here comes pitch perfect.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Well, there's have you heard of that? There's that ham
it's from like Spain. I think it's called like Iberico,
Iberico or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh, the Spanish ham. Yes, of course the Spanish ham.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I was saying the jap at that.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Germany's the Spanish version.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
The other day was it jabone?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
What was I saying, Joe? You said harmone? I believe
French French is jambone.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You said jam rambone, Yeah, jambo, yeah, harmone, but harmon.
It's a specific kind called like barrico or a burrico
or something, and it's a very expensive ham shank that
I think.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I think I still got the ham. Should go get
the ham. I'll eat some ham.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I mean, I'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I'm getting the ham.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Boy. Sure, yeah, that's that's good for Okay, he's hot,
need some ham.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He has a problem, is what it is? Once you
mentioned ham, he has to get it. He's like playing
this whole thing like, oh I go to the butcher
and sometimes I get handed.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
It was. Here's what I was like, Oh, this is
a nice little salt vehicle right right, right right. It's
like it could have just been anything with a saltiness
to it, like it could have been a wet nap
soaked in salt and I'd go, remember that wet nap though,
how about that wet nap?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Okay? But are you are you a ham boy? Like
like Adam, are you like.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I'm not a ham guy? Actually you're not devastated. I
love a good I love him, I love Uh.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I mean my mom it was.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It was my title card for Uh Dennis and Penny's
son My when I did UH house Party. My title
card at the end, you know how nice that sh
It's for workaholics, for mail order comedy.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
My title card at the end was my mom going.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Do you want a ham sandwich? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
It's her love language.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
And because my mom, that's it's all.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
So this just takes you back to the womb. This
is a psychological humding girl.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Really well, by the way, we we would have that
like really really really not good Ham.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
But now I kind of rave that butting. Do you
remember budding dude?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Dude, it was hell of cheap.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's like in a ton It's like the absolute cheapest gross.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But I know what you're saying, Sometimes you kind of
wanted something that.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Now I kind of yeah, sometimes I'm like, wouldn't mind
getting that absolute ship that came.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
But yeah, budding ham.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Where do you buy butting like like appacific or like no, no,
but it's like a anywhere but you got it's the
cheapest cheapest.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Delis, buddy, I remember that. It was so goddamn cheap.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I need to see a label.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I think it's just red lettering.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yes, So that that that hamshank was was damn expensive.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But the whole thing was it was a really fun,
fun gig. I'm like, it's a blast, and I'm assuming
we got paid for that.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
No, we paid him.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
We got paid in me.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We bought every dish.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, that was I mean that.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Would be appropriate if we paid if we should have
probably paid, but I think we got.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Did you guys know it was over? When it was.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Over, like when the music started playing.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, I kind of just was still eating and like vibing,
as you guys know I like to do.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Dude, you were vibing.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, you were vi ass off, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I was almost like, this is live and you're vibing
pretty hard.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Put yourself on vibe. Yeah, what did you.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Guys watch any of it back?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I have not seen it yet.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, my Chloe was watching it when I got home
because she thought it came on at seven, but it
came on seven pm Eastern.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Time, right, So she was confused.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So she turns it on thinking that I'm going live
now and I just came through the door and she's like, oh,
I just started it doesn't know what She freaked the
fuck out off the handle on you. When I will
ask when do your kids start to see you on television?
It will and know that that's like not just a
(09:58):
normal thing because now my kid because my those Price
Pigs commercials are airing all the time, right. And also
he was watching the uh you know, Dinner Time Live
with Chloe Cool and uh, it's nothing. He just kind
of like, there's dad died.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
And he goes, right, you're saying you want him to
give you what you need? Uh, he thinks, marsh, I
feel like it's different now because like all you can
throw anything on the TV. Right, Like the TV, you
can watch YouTube, you can watch post people do like
slide shows of their ship on their TV. When you're
like at their house, it's like watching their victo. So
(10:34):
it's like, dude a little less like whoa daddy in
the box on the wall?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Do you think anybody like programs their children to think
that they're on TV and they're just kind of like
playing something off their phone and they're like, this is
daddy's TV show. Absolutely, you trick your children into thinking
your celebrity. That's fucking cool.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah. Oh there's no doubt, mind.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah, there's absolute associate paths out there for sure.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's why not build out this cool universe for your
kid where you're like the biggest celebrity in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And then they go to school and they're like, actually,
my dad is the biggest celebrity.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, you don't know my dad. You don't know my dad.
He won the Emmy last night.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
And like you can upload anything on YouTube. If you're
like a fix it guy, you're like, my dad's actually
you know Andy the fix it guy, that's my dad. No,
And everyone goes, no, don't know that person. Let's beat
his honey. I got three hundred likes. We're cooking and
I and the and the phone and your likes.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
That's that's like basically a billion.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah, that's true. And like being on your phone and
like having videos, so it's like you're watching Instagram, you're
watching actual famous people, non famous people. It's all kind
of mixed together. It's not as special to them. Also,
we know what these celebrities do?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You need them?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I know.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I'm so sick of fucking canceled.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
They need to be knocked down. A pet canceled culture
is coming to get down.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I hope. So it's about time.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Adam, for your sake. I hope one day he just
loses it and hugs you. It gives you a big
hugg and goes I'm proud.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I hope you earned those cars.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I was expecting.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I was, admittedly I was expecting a little more because
he saw me in the Price.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Picture come through the door like I was come on.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I was like, well, it just came on to the TV.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
We were watching football and I'm like, oh, look at
look there's dead day and he's like, huhuh truck cars
get I.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Know, I know, Dad, you're a Hollywood elite. Yeah. Hey,
I'm going to be too.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Ye call me when you're a.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Tractor all right, coming?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, Okay, if you are ever a trash truck, then
I'll respect you.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Okay, Okay, then maybe we can talk. But these commercials
are boo boo. Hey, it's not happening.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I do like that you try and get a John
dear ad like that night You're like Isaac, here's the deal.
It didn't land, It didn't really land.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Please get me uh a sanitation commercial alone, sanitation commercial,
cherry commercials. I'd like, Blake. Are those fashion glasses you're wearing?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You have several choices, if you, guys.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I like, one is not to wear anything. I mean,
I have these.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I could go with my my oak Lea's.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
It's just those are sunglasses. And those are sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I've got the I've got of course, I got the
blue blocks.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Those are sunglasses. Yeah, Adam, I know what you're asking
and I'm wondering too.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, Oh are these fat?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
These?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Are these are actually Teddy Spencer, my good friend from kindergarten?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
On?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Are there lenses in there?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
No longer?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Did he die?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No, he didn't die. Here's the lens. It's very scratched.
I couldn't see. Okay, I'm down.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
To one lens.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Okay, so you're going for a look, Yeah i am.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm what I love about you. You're not afraid to
go for a look. Okay, Well, here's the problem. My
eyes kick fucking ass. And I'm really bummed on it,
Like I want my vision to start to deteriorate because
I want to be able to wear glasses. I really
want to why because they look fucking cool.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's like kind of like Jeffrey Dalmer. She come like
into it, man.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah you did. You did always have a weird affection
for serial killers.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, you read books about them.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right, yes, yes, well it comes from when I was
a young child my aunt. I actually have the book
my aunt Arline.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Used to hold squirrels underwater. I used to kill squirrels.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Now, let me get, let me get.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, it comes forward.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh, by the way, my I think my mother in
law ate my my hemon oh and devastated because she
she just say fifteen dollars or someemone.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
It's a community ham, that's one way to die. She's
like it was all right, So this is the book.
I grew up. My aunt Darlene had this book in
her house, the Encyclopedia Cereal. Yeah. And you know when
you were a child in your in your aunt's house
and you have a lone time you start to snoop around.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Was your aunt a man that wore a woman's face,
not that I recall.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, not that I recall it was a loose skin.
But yeah, And when I would like kind of search
snoop through her book case, I would find she had
like a lot of serial killer stuff. And this one
just spoke to me.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Like without even opening it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
No, there's pic there's always pictures, you know, and there's
like do you see pictures? They're like yeah, like and
I don't know it just like it was just like.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Anything, dude, Okay those photos.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
By the way, boy, there's our boy j d our boy.
He's a terrible man. He's an evil, evil person. These
are all very evil.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Saying, by the way, that stuff doesn't I don't understand
your affection for this because it doesn't speak to me
even a little bit, because serial killers aren't cool. No,
they're terrible. But we've covered this a little bit a
little bit there. Just got very angry with me that
I am like, my affection is for like, uh, like
(15:58):
thieves like bankers and monsters and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Who just kill people like willy nilly.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah, they're just part of the part of the crime.
They're like background part of the crime. Syndic it's just
collateral damage. My killers are like getting off on it, dude.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, they're they're like horny killing little girls like.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
That.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Uh that my killers, My killers.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
They would kill your killers out of because they have
a sense of morality, okay, because they would be like,
not in my neighborhood, right right, we don't we don't do.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
That, not here. And then your killers also would just
go next door to the bank and kill anyone who
looked at them, crosside and take the money like that
says you are right. They would kill the killer out
of like morality, and then yea, their their sense of
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morality also sends them next door to be like, bang.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Okay, my killers.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I think you're putting some something onto my killers because
my killers they go to the bank if everybody's being cool,
they're just taking the money.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
They don't want to kill. They don't want to, right,
but they have no problem doing well.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
There's still there's stone cold.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, and those are my killers? Durs? Who are your killers?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Should I play the song?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I was just gonna be like, are they human or
are they dancer? Who are my killers? Yeah? I don't know,
Like I guess, like people who just drive the wrong
way on the freeway.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Like, dude, that happened to me. I swear to God,
that happened to me yesterday.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yesterday.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
There's in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
There's a there one way streets right and this car
I'm in a golf cart. This car is going the
wrong way on a one way I'm I stop and
I go, you're going the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
They stop. There's this one and she goes, I.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Don't know, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I go,
you're going the wrong old older or like.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Like no, I mean probably about like late thirties, forties, damn,
screaming I don't know. And I go, you're going the
wrong you gotta turn. And she's like and I'm like,
right there, and she turns and it was fine. The
car next to me's honking at her, and I'm like,
that's not helping. She was wigging the fuck out. By
the way, it wasn't just a woman. A guy was
(18:29):
in the car too, when he's going, oh, I don't know,
I also don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Right right, well, from London, this is where we drive
on this may we drive the wrong way is normal
to us, baby meant it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
It wasn't in the right lane.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
It was.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It was a one way, so they were just fully
going the wrong direction. Well that sucks, because what do
you do at that point?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
You throw on sublime the wrong way. What are we doing? Yeah,
that's what you do. I blew it.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I should have put on sublime the wrong way. And
then thirty seconds later, maybe less than this, I'm driving.
The lanes go from two lanes to one. I'm in
a golf cart. One car speeds past me because they're
in the merge lane. One car speeds past me, gets
in front of me. The other car behind me starts
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to speed past me, and I'm going, dude, there's not
room here. You're gonna hit my little golf cart. They
slam on their brakes to get back. By the way,
this is a thirty mile per hour.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
These are two lanes merging to one, merging.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Right way.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
They were in the lane that were merging to get over.
I'm drunk now, and so one car speeds around to
get past me. The other car is gonna get past me,
and then they drop back and get right behind me.
So I'm kind of looking at him. I look up
that car had slammed the car in front of me.
Slammed on the brakes because there's a crosswalk right there
and there's people crossing, and they slam on the brakes.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I slam on.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
The brakes of my golf cart, which doesn't have the
greatest upbrade, you know, it's.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
A golf carts. It screeches to a halt. I swear
to God, three inches from crushing the back of this
Mercedes Benz s UV.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
That would be inches.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You would have been ejected from the vehicle, right I.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Would have I would have flown. I was wearing a seatbelt.
I was wearing this.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay, golf carts have a seatbelts, now, hell yeah they do.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
They do the nice ones for the for the streets.
But I love that. Yeah, it was. It was pretty chaotic.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, that's because it feels like if you're a golf
if you're in a golf cart and there's just cars
around you, whatever happens, you're gonna lose that battle. You're
gonna be crushed or completely annihilated. It was.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It's crazy. It's been a while since I've been in
a moment like that where you're like where a catastrophe
is ahead of you or you're in the middle of
an accident. I don't know if you guys have had this,
but I've been in a few horrific accent.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
You have so much.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Weirdly, what'nt again?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Uh? Weirdly, your brain has time to really think.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Everything slows down.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, and I'm I'm slamming on the brakes. I'm seeing
it and I'm going in my head. I have time
to go like, oh my god, I'm gonna crush this car.
I'm gonna I'm gonna fly eject, I'm gonna smash into
the back of it.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
My child.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I wish they served the soup first.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Yeah, I wish my child.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
My wife, I like had thoughts should have done the
John Deere.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
And then it happens within you know, one second. Yeah,
you know, it's it's crazy, Adam.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Have you ever heard this saying your life flashes before
your eyes?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yes, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I think that might even be I think they that
that's what they're taking. I feel like that might be
what they're talking about.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Have you guys had that? Have have you guys had that?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Those those those moments, Because I've had that at least
a half dozen times.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I don't not enough that I clocked it. I don't
know that I'm ever aware that I'm not clocking it.
I don't think I'm ever aware I'm in really dangerous situations.
I think maybe I'm blissfully like not not aware that
this kind of shit's happened.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
You're like a cartoon character where like like you're the
baby from the.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Wreckage behind me, and I have no clue that when.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Roger Rabbit baby from before the movie starts as hitting
the fan, yes and.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
So like, and and there's just thinking there's are you chunking?
Or are you thinking? This is a pregnant pause?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I had a question about the car, and then we
switched gears and I'm like trying to go with it
and not go back. And then I was like, well,
this is actually getting kind of boring for me, so
maybe we do go back to the more exciting story.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay, let's get it. What the car?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I can't remember? That's all?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh wow, wow, why that's the ultimate Yes? No, improper bitch.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
No, it was more like the U shouldn't have stepped
out for this scene. You ever see somebody step out
for an improv scene and then they go, uh, I'm
the doctor and you go, huh fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I actually haven't been to an improv show in a
long time. It's kind of a bummer. I used to
love going to like UCB out here on you what's.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, Yeah, it's been a long while since.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I Have you ever have an improv show? Flash before
your eyes? Dude?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I mean, I will say some of my favorite good
improv is fine, Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
It's not my favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I think i'd prefer to see a really great stand
up then, like good decent improv, like the best improv ever. Sure, yeah,
that'd be fun to watch. But what I really enjoy
even better than really good stand up, really good improv
is really bad. To me is my absolute favorite. And
(24:03):
I don't know what that says about me.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Really, you get more out of it.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I like it more.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I'm not saying I would like to watch it all
the time, But if I'm going to dip in to UCB,
I hope it's UCB two oh one where they have
enough skills to have some confidence.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Sure, but then they're really really bad, which is.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Their space work is just all over the place. You're like, oh,
that's where the door handle is because it was over
there when he came out I stand up is like,
here's what I Obviously good stand up is fantastic. And
I like when people are they've just got a set,
a really fucking tight set where you're like, this is
(24:45):
I've never heard this before. This person's vibe is great.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yeah, it's a fun take. I like his energy. Yeah,
yah dah YadA.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Differently, for an improv show, I love being like, look
at these people do this altogether. That's fucking cool. Like
then that's really what it's about, the passing the ball
or whatever the fuck you want to call it, Like
of we're all doing this and it's all happening, we're.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
All creating this scene together in the moment, and.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
When it's good, I just go, you guys, you fucking
did it. You're a little bit.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
It's pretty fucking cool. These guys are skilled as hell.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
But then also, don't you find it fun when they're
all working together and they're like, we're all working in
the steel mill and then one guy comes in he's
like I'm Abraham Lincoln and you're like, no, you're not.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, yeah, and you're what were you doing?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I instantly just go god damn it to all these
other people. I know what they're going through, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
To be That's so funny because then you see the
like little side eyes and little like lances to the
people that are actually trying to work together, and then
the one guy.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Is just fucking blowing it for you. You are describing
how I met like Thomas Kellogg. Basically he was just
like in improv and he would.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Just give him a long shout out.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
He would come to the table just with his own universe.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I was in your improv class. Yeah, yeah, we were
in the same class together.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Mastered the art of it. Yeah, and you're gonna see
a lot. You'll see a lot of him on the cruise.
People get ready, is he actually coming? He's coming?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Man, I love it. I will say.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The one person that that was like that who then
got a lot better and now he's a fantastic comedian
is Rick Glassman. Rick Klassman and I were in a
UCB class, Yeah, you know, over fifteen years ago probably.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
And he was so so funny.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
But he would come in and just take over a
scene that it's in no way what it was about,
and suddenly you have to go with whatever the fuck
he was.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Trying to bring Hey off with you, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I mean that's still sort of his lane is like
a complete confusion attack. I just feel like he's mastered
it much much more now.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, now he's great at it.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And then I told him after a class because he
was asking about stand up and I'm like, I think
you have to quit improv and do stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
You out for him? Yeah, you remember how you outfled
me in there? You out here?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah, I'm like, you can't do this, you can't do this.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
This is I don't want to see what you need
to do.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I don't want to see you hand on the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
And then, to his credit, he did take my advice
and he owes his entire career to me.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I think, stamp, I think, but no, to his credit
he did.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
He was at the improv all the time in the
comedy store, and now he's a really I find him
to be a really really funny.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Shoes off podcast.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I don't know if I've ever seen him do standing.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I don't think I've seen it.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
It's chaos, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yeah, I mean his lightning he was.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
He was on Adam Devine's House Party season two in
New Orleans. If I remember correctly. He like, uh, I forget.
He had me like bring out a note as if
like someone passed him a note and he had to
read it on stage.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Exactly what to do. He was like, you're my mentioning
this routine. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
But yeah, it's just like it's not like a straight
ahead stand up set, which I think is fun, fun
for people.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I like that. I think I've seen him bring some
puppets on stage too. That's that's pretty cool. I'm always enough.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Did he use them or did he just have I
feel like his move would be like having two puppets
and then just doing stand up and.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Then I can leave you like wondering why the hell
the puppet on stage? Yeah, I think I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I feel like we used to do a lot of
stuff like that too. When we would do sketch stuff.
It would be a lot of us, you know, being
in the audience, being in the crowd, acting like we're
part of the crowd. You know, I've been plants in
the crowd.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I think that stuff is just keeping the audience on
their toes, on their tippy We're like the circle of comedy.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
It's really that's so well put.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Have you guys seen certain I saw a few years ago.
It's it's a little sexual. Oh is it? You were chubbed? No,
brought my boys and it was like.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Where are they getting chubbed?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
For sure? And I give I always give a little
fist bump when I know something.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
I paused. I didn't want to say it, but Blake
went right for it.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Come on, that's okay, I mean the serial killer book reader. Yeah,
we expect this.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
He asked about children's hard penises. Very cool.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
It was a lot of like grinding between fucking swords.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Following Are you sure just brought him to a burlesque show?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
It was in this strip. It was in Vegas, but
a little.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Jerky off gay. I saw jerking off gay. It's different. Fuck.
It was in an alley, right, yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
It was in a strip mall. It was outside of
Vegas and strip It's.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Something where they jump up and down on like a
mattress full of it was like.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
A big blue and yellow tents. It's always in a tent.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
It shouldn't be in an alley. I saw like downtown
l A in like a theater or something. Is it.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
It's not in a theater. I saw a big, beautiful
theater in Vegas and stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Well, I saw it. I think the show I saw
was called like Allegria, you could look it up when
that year was it was bad.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
No, that's an allergy medica show. Maybe I saw the
Prozact show.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
No, I remember it had like ad it was like
a dove with like human eyes. That was like I
saw a blue show. I think, yeah, absolutely, it's a
good one. But it was way back in the nineties.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
In the nineties.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Ship was mad French dude. It was like the most
French ship I ever saw.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
And maybe that's what I mean bisexual. I feel like
French people.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
It's just oh, it's just fast, right, Yeah, dude's age.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Like a but you carry around a bag. That's just
a big dick everybody. I wouldn't mind shoving that down.
My word, there's all those cats in the windows. That's
just pussy in the windows.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
What was the kind of ship they were going off,
because I remember like it was their whole thing was like,
we don't have any animals at the circus. It's all
just like what gymnastics basically, I.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Know the people with the animals, what kind of stuff
you know with the you know, it's all the like
there's like the the seesaw where they like launch each
other hella hind the styles and there's the one that
goes around that's got the two circles up the top
and they like run on top and whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So especially they're just do like circus ship. Yeah, but
like it's it is a c I think I know
it's but what is more than just regular circuits?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
There's grinding. I feel like I said.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
This, there's no animals. There's no animals. Yeah, it's acrobatus.
The clowns aren't like like Neon. It's like they're they're
French clowns. They like don't talk and ship.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I do hate that.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Now circuses are like there's a faux pas to go
into it, like to take your children into a circus.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Because like the poor animals, the poor animals. I'm like, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Old just turn into ozy fun.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Was it when you were a kid to go to
the circus you see a giant elephant stand on a
ball ship all over It was the best I'm gonna I.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Mean, was it?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I I don't feel like that's what did. That's not
what I did.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
You not go to the circus as a child.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I went for gun through Gable William's final farewell tour. Wow,
just like Austrian blonde like eighty year old dude in
a blonde wig would just whip lions And I was like,
this dude's jacked and cool.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I mean, okay, that is cool.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
It's a lost art, Like for sure this is the seventies.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
He would like whip the He would whip the fuck
out of the tigers and like make them like stand
up and ship.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I believe it was lions. Maybe it was tigers, but.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
It really when you step it out, it's kind of stupid.
It's not that cool. Like I'd much rather watch flipping
and ship. You like watching tigers get whipped? What are
you serial killers?
Speaker 5 (32:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, let me see if you're in my book.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
It's not it's not about the whipping. I don't love
the whipping. I'm saying their house.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
You just said you like the whipping. You like you
like prodding the elephants till they much that.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
I did not say I heard putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I'm just trying to figure out what the hell you
like about these animals and captivity being forced.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I liked going to the circus as a kid and
seeing all the animals, uh, perform tricks because at the
zoo they're just laying. The zoo's actually pretty fucking boring.
They're laying there, they're shitting, they're laying in their ship.
It's like, pretty disgusting. I want to see him.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Hey, put a put a fucking show on for me
and my child, and you know, I suck.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I will say that's one of the bummers of that
of of where we've comments a society.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
That wants that's kind of the major one right now
for me.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
For me, that's the biggest one is where the circuses, Yeah,
I get that.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Well, they're they're French now and they're very artful and
you should go.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Yeah, it's maybe too horny for my for my little kid.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
You don't think you're gonna I think he's.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Going or is the right amount of horn I think
he's gonna.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Like it, even going to the zoo. Now, I'm like,
what's what is the clock on this? This is over
these animals in here.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
You think zoos are done well, some zoos.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Are and now and yeah, and you're like, man, people
like hate zoos.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
You're like, this sucks. The zoos.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
The Omaha zoo is one of the best zoos in
the country.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's either it's always either number one or number two.
And San Diego yeah, and it's it was that zoo
actually was the fucking ship.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Right, But that has like a legit safari, right.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, there's like a legit safari and there's like monkeys. No,
it's all indoors, and the monkeys like we'll swing on
vines and we'll just like all indoors. Yeah, because they
keep it. It's this temperature of the rainforest, so you
go in and it's like hot and misty.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Can you imagine living your life all indoors.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Biodome, dude, Biodome essentially it's one of the best.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Buys of all time.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yeah, like biodome. I don't disagree with that. But aren't
they trying.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
To get out the Henry Doyley Zoo.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah, the whole movie they're trying to get out, But.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Then there's a zoo in India. I watched the fucking
YouTube video the other day that like some billionaire built
that is also insane it is like ten thousand acres
or whatever, Like it's humongous and it's got everything, and
it's just some billionaire who's like, I got all these
animals and he's like rescuing them from like other places
and like so it's kind of a sanctuary or whatever.
(35:43):
Uh yeah, Todd just put it in the chat.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
So the zoo run by the Indian millionaire is called Benara, Yeah, sure, yeah, sure,
why not? Yeah, I might as well call it ben Tara.
That's kind of a signa.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
It's a large wildlife rescue and rehabilitation center.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Owned by the man, the Indian man and his name
An and Bonnie, son of Moukesh and Bonnie.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, I thought I nailed it.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, I'm kind of on board with zoos that are like, yeah,
like rehabbing animals, Like.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Well, all zoos do that, that's like part of you know, zoos,
they're not.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
There's some zoos out there.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I think there's tiger king zoos, which sure exactly, which,
by the way, kind of a cool Which fun would
it be to go to a tiger.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
It would be so fun.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I went.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I went to the one outside Vegas for the MGM lions,
and it is sad. There was just a lady with
like a beach bag feeding ground beef through the chain
link fence.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
To these animals that were like it sounds like our
episode at Dinner Time Live. Dude, it was that meat.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
It was that.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
So I'm going to Dylan right, changing gears here, Dylan Riyola,
the quarterback of the Nebraska Huskers coursers Go Go Big Red.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
He's a fan.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
He reached out.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
He's giving me tickets to the game. So I'm going, uh,
I'm not going.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I'm not going this weekend for Michigan because I can't.
Which is going to be such an epic game. Michigan
is Michigan. So Michigan's ranked.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
We're not ranked Wolverine, but talking to Wolverine.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
That's right, God, that is right. We are. But it's
it's supposed to be a really tight game, and.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Everyone's saying that Nebraska has a real shot to beating them,
and in that case, it's a real conversation on whether
or not we're going to be in the playoffs because
of our rest of our schedule.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
And look at this.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Fucking hat that I'm going.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
The week after is a bye week, and then I'm
going to the Michigan State game, which also should be
a good game.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
But every week is a bye week from Michigan's there.
They're slick. I always hate them. Whenever they play Wisconsin,
it's always a fucking barn burner. Dude. It just goes
down to the last thing and then they do a handbury.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Oh my, look at this guy.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
I mean, I'm gonna come.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
That is one of the coolest fucking things. This is
Adam just put on a stalking cap looking sick.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
This hatch that's rat.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
You know what is incredible?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Do you remember on All that there was like, uh,
the pizza face.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Dude, I do actually kind of remember that.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
It looks it looks very similar to the pizza people.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Up the pizza face guy from all that. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Is this homemade or these bulk Like I saw this
online it was someone I think on Etsy making these,
and so I think someone actually made this. This is
how you need to rob a banky and and Zach,
my buddy, Zach, I wish I was pizza on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Please give him a follow. He is also where it is.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
We're gonna look at saying and I think They're gonna
do the thing that I've done before where they're like
I'm the celebrity of the game, where I go down
on the field and they feel me.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
I think I'm gonna wear this. At least they're like
Adam Devine and people are.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Like, what is that? How do we know what this? Yeah,
I'm gonna come.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
So I'm pretty excited about this.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I will say there. That opens up so many opportunities
for you. You could have a whole alter ego, stand up
career with this thing. You could probably start your own
breakoff posts.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Always thinking of career movie.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
I like that, always thinking I love this.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
This is your glasses man.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Yeah, oh thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Do we even explain what it is? It's a crocheted
corn husk like corn head. Uh, and it looks insane.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
You look like an ear of corn.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I do I look like an ear of corn?
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yes? And if you're aware of all that, it's it.
Kel had a character named Pizza Face. It gives me
that vibe you hear that.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I'm looking at the photo right now and I feel
it's giving a yeah, but I'm hoping it's a little
chilly and this actually has the family seen you in
that yet or is it too terrifying? Oh, by the way,
I came out, I thought I was gonna kind of
scare bow with it a little bit.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Congrat you came out final waters been a while.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So I I came out of my office wearing it.
I thought I was gonna scare bow. He ran up
to me, gave me a big hug and started.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Laughing hysterically, like laughing, laughing, laughing, And I'm like.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
This kid, he's the fucking man.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Dude. Yeah, he gets it. He gets it, because if
you needed to, can it roll up into like what
would kind of be a fine winter hat situation? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Well, don't ruin it.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
I don't like live a little pal.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
I'm sorry. I I well, I don't want that thing
is priceless.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
No, so, Adam, you could just have it on and
then just roll it up.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Well, his headphones were on.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Then he takes the headphones off. Yeah, there's my guy.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
It also looks similar.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
What is the Oh yeah, God, get you from fucking
total recall.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
That's totally wow, honestly not mad at this.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, sick, No, that's sick. That's sick, brother.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
So I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I missed.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I missed the info. Is this a Etsy purchase?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Is these?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Are these made in bulk? Is this official Huskers gear?
Let me fine, it's not official Huskers gear. I I
kind of thought it was Etsy. But get this on
Nebraska dot Gov.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
No, Zach sent me the link. He's my buddy, He's
the uh. He's the one that finds stuff like this.
He also wants us to buy matching uh Fedora red
Fedora hats.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Is that a thing they do?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
That's brilliant? YE might by that because he was there stylist,
because I love all the swings he's taking.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
I can't, I can't. I can't find where he sent this.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Wait, are the fedora is the thing people wear to games?
Or this is his?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Like I think the bank, No think I think it's
a thing that like Bob Devanny, our coach from like
the nineteen seventies, nineteen sixties, he would.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Wear a red war and so is the rule like
ten thousands per stadium.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
And by the way, I don't think anyone wears the fedora.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I think I think Zach is just like this could
be our thing and we're having like a it's me
and him. It's gonna be it's just a tool. It's
it's just the tool of us. So it's gonna get.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Back off the leash.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oh yeah, we're gonna just go wild, kind of like
a two. And Zach was like, I was. I gave
him the option. I was like, Hey, we could get
our own hotel rooms, which is kind of my choice,
or we could share, you know, to save him a
little bit of money.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
And he was like, ah, let's just share.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
And so now we're everybody's hearing rooms. We're gonna be
there for two nights. It's going to be absolute chaos.
Oh yeah, I'm so excited. We're flying into all mys.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
So you know, you just came out.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
We're driving to uh Link and it's it's about forty
five minutes away and they're in.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
The middle of that drive, in the middle of the country.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
There is a giant barn that is a steakhouse that
we're gonna stop and eat at at like seven o'clock
at night.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
And I'm so excited about it.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
You guys are going to have a great time.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
You uh and Blake, what would you order at this steakhouse?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
At the stick, I've probably chicken KARAOKEI have that that
could be pretty.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Karaaki actually gets stopped at the border of Nebraska. It
is not allowed.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
This is not coming in, buddy.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Once you turned out Yaki somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Okay, you can keep that in Iowa, all right, but
it's not coming across this border.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
I did see a funny onion headline the other day.
It was like, I don't know if it was Ira,
Iowa Nebraska boat.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
How do you know which ones are onion headlines at
this point? In real headlines?
Speaker 4 (43:57):
But go ahead, go ahead, fair enough? Yes, points And
it was like Iowa leaves hot dish at the border
of Nebraska after making too much food. And I was like,
that's fucking classic.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
We got it. Hey points to the onion. Yes, the
onion is still around. I thought the onion was gone.
It's just not a physical paper.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
They're alive.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And well, no, the onion is still around. It they
send me actual newspapers. There you go, So I get
the the onion delivered to my house.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
That's fucking cool. I didn't even know they gave that
option anymore.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
I'm sure if you reached out or paid money they
would they would give it to you.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Hey, tell them, I'm going to I know this guy.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Any take backs or appreciations or David Chang's lambs Again.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
I'm trying to find the name of that steakhouse.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Dude. Oh well, shout out David Chang. The dude makes
really awesome dishes look so easy. Like I don't think
we even realized, Like we're just kind of like chatting
him up and he's making biscuits. Biscuits are fucking difficult
to make. Oh yeah, Like you can fuck biscuits up
ten hundred different ways, and he just whips it out
(45:09):
while carrying on a conversation. So the dude is a wizard.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
And you know, I don't want to be this guy.
But I was like, a dessert, that's the first thing
I couldn't be more full.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
That is the first thing that I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Be more full. And I was like, I do need
like a pazuki or something like what perzuk? What's happening?
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, I will say it's very impressive by the way
it would have taken me, I mean hours to make
any one of those. Yeah, like the fact that he
very quickly, I mean the burger is the easiest one, right,
thrilled the burger. But then like with the that he
made the sauce.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
He elevates, Yeah, he made the bread, made the bread,
the bread was made, the bread.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
The bread looked like a like a dirty dick, but
then it tasted like a clean one. Yeah, so delicious.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Okay, so I would like to shout out, shout out
David Chang, and I hope I'm homies with him now
he's homies with Blake.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
I hope I'm homies with him. You hope it's official.
I think you're in.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
It kind of showed though he had never seen Workaholics
because he was like, oh, Durs, do people call you that?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
I've never heard that? And I'm like, I almost laughed.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Maybe he was being facetious. Maybe I'm not trying to
be cool about it.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
No, he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I could tell that, and that's and that's fine, that's fine.
But uh yeah, but but I hope we're friends now.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Yeah. And when we walked in, the person was like,
you know, Dave's ready to go, and I was like, oh,
so it's just Dave. Okay, it's not allowed to say that.
When do I get to the calling David? I hope now?
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Yeah, hopefully No. Dave Chang and.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
We got all the sauces and the spices in the
little gift bag cooking.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
I didn't know Mama Fuco was his thing. You know.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I have Nike dunks that are Mama Fuco. It was
like a collab that they did.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, no, I mean it's it's now. It has like
produ's in the store. And of course he has the restaurants.
There's the one in Magez and it's with him bomb
if you have a chance a delicious.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, that's I guess your version of his being like, oh,
people call you durs something you should definitely have known
about him. Yeah, big day, Big Dave.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I would like to shout out Round the Bend Steakhouse. Okay, okay, Ashland, Ashland, Nebraska.
It's I mean, I'll show you guys. This is I mean,
it's just a giant. It's just a barn. Why does
it look like a townhost that's where you're going. Yeah,
that's where we're gonna have our steaks.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Is everybody in that video like snakes the steaks? Yeah,
from David Chang to round the Bend? What is it?
Round the way?
Speaker 5 (47:48):
What the hell is ben?
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Okay, some big Nebraska knows how to cook some bean.
You better go live round the bend. It's the home
of the testicle Festival. So home of the testicle Festival.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, but by and shout out to the guy in
the picture.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, it's Dennison and he's a guy wearing a too
two bald bearded man.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Now, is that you're eating? I'm guessing that you're eating testicle.
It's not like you're eating with your testicles out, or
is it like all the above.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
Yeah, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
I'm guessing there's a eating rocky Mountain oysters or like
a thing that they do that which, by the way,
you have a fun what a fun way to start
the night is go there, you eat it. You eat
a big steak, you have some Rocky Mountain oysters, you
have a you have a couple of beers.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, I get, I get back an eat another rocky
Mountain oyster. Get.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Then we get to Lincoln. Then it's one night of fun.
You know, you know, it's the first night we're gonna
go maybe a little too hard, and then the next
day it's game day or the mocking distance.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah, probably you're over the mask on. Everyone's gonna go haha,
and you're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
And it's and it's uh, you know, it's Nebraska, it's
my hometown. I'm or my home state. I'm so excited
to go back. It's been it's been too long.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
It's gonna be bad ass.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Big shout out to Dylan Riola for hooking this side.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
I wonder if there's any mix ups about the Testicle Festival,
if someone shows up for something else and then they're like, ah,
never mind.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
We actually eat testicles and he's like, that's what I was.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Can I look at the menu?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I would like to say I'm a Dylan Riola. I
reached out. I don't know if I reached out or
or if I if I was constantly dming, but somehow
he was like, oh, I didn't know your He's like,
you're from Nebraska, question mark, and I'm like, was a
little offended. I'm like, uh, that's your whole thing. Uh
(49:55):
that has nothing to do with me being from Nebraska, Blake.
So that did make it sense, dude, little bit, but
I didn't. But uh yeah, so big but big shout
out to Dylan Mariyola for giving me these tickets.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
And this is the quarterback the quarterback of Now I'm invested.
Now I'm launching.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Ye Oh, he's like the guy who kind of looks
like Mahome.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, this guy's cool.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Kind of throws like him. Yeah, he's trying to steal
his stees. Okay, I love it. Here we go and
if they win, you're saying the rest of their seasons it's.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Pretty wide open until I think the second to last
game or maybe third to last game we play Penn State,
and right now I think they're raked number two.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Right, so that how many teams go in the playoffs
this year is at sixteen? Now or.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I do not?
Speaker 4 (50:40):
I'm so bad. I'm so bad, Todd.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Can you find out how many teams go to the
college football playoffs?
Speaker 4 (50:46):
The almighty dollar keeps changing, it, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
But I'm telling you if we if we could have
a ten win season, that that would be absolutely.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Huge for us.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Twelve teams and get to go into the playoffs. That
would be ass for us. And Matt Rule always in
his third year of coaching, all of a sudden that
his team has become they go from good to great.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
I just hope everybody.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
I just hope everybody on the team is getting a
good education, passing grades and like really learning. And that's
my host for football.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
All right, And that's another episode of this big shout out.
Jimmy Kimmel, You okay, hell yeah, I love you, Doug
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