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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today On This is Important. I thought maybe
it was just like a to go, like didty fucking dog?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So the rats are just feasting on fucking old Krusty Cum.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Tell you what, that wasn't half bad?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, baby, guess.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's good to see.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Where have you guys been? I feel like I'm seen riends.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What's up? Dude?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Is it cold where you're at? You're wearing a full coat? Me,
Oh yeah, it is kind of hot.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
A ship out?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah? Oh well all right, cats out of the back.
We just filmed a podcast episode. I've been launch your shirts.
I put on a jacket to act like it's a
different day.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh wow, it's the lousiou, it's the grand I mean
I did the same thing I just put I just
put on a different T shirt, the jacket.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, Oh it's hot out here is your office? I
thought your office isn't air conditioned? Is it me?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm talking to you? It is?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, it is, you're talking to me.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It is air conditioned, but like it gets loud and
then there were people, you know. It's you know, hey, Adam,
thank you for asking. I'm comfortable, Okay, thank god, dude. Yeah,
I don't want you to be uncomfy.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, I'm good. It's not.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
The weather's like, oh, muggy out here. Now, it's like mosquitos.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is me and mugging you. The mosquito mean mugging.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
There's so many fucking mosquitoes. I hate mosquitos.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Ude. Have I told you guys about the mosquito thing?
I bought what to tell.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Tell me because I need I need weaponry.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I tell everybody I meet, if I haven't met you,
I bring this up.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, please put me on. It's become my new personality. Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
There's this mosquito kind of like little. It looks like
a like a vapor, like a vape pen.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, oh hell yeah, okay, okay, now I'm in.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
But at the end of it, it's got this like
blue light, well blue light you turn on. It also
like heats up and if you hold it on a
mosquito bite or a bug bite or a beasting, it
like zaps all the enzymes.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The itch is gone. You be gone fucking with me.
I'm serious. We're in a whole new era. How what
is this retailing for?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I got it for I think like twenty nine bucks?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Or like are they bad? Are they bad up in La?
Because I'm getting zero down here?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
They are terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know if they are on the ocean as
much as like inland where there's like sitting water and show.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, mine's bad.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Like this is what I was looking for because I
went to Lake Arrowhead like a couple months ago, and
they had these things on the tree that are bat boxes.
And it's basically just like a little hub that bats
know to go live in, and then at night they
fly out and they eat hell of mosquitos?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Do they ever?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm like, is there any possibility that I could install
a bat box in my home in LA?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Just put a bat box up your neighbors, will will?
I'm ready? You just cultivating?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well, supposedly a single bat eats two thousand mosquitos like
a night.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Ye love me, God, that's a lot of gobblin.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Dude, A little bit I'd have like a little bat family.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I have them at my other house. And dude, you
have bat boxes? No, they're like in the eves and dude.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, they'll like live under your room and.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You can't just zap them.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's kind of scary a little.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Bit because of like just the mythology. I don't love that.
But like you can't just like spray them like with
the hose.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I mean you can't, but like they come and get you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You can't just spray them with a hope, like because
they're like a protected species or something and so.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Like flying the sky. They're like, what do you mean
spray them in the homes?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Like because they they are like in the eves, like
there's like an overhang on the house and they are little.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What you meant like the evening it's like they're in
the eves.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And I'm like, I forgot, I'm I always shortened shit, y'all.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I go they are nocturnal as well. Yes, you are correct,
that's that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
The overhanging like little craft nooks and crannies right, and
they're burrowed up there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay, now you're speaking about language, Yeah, like like an
English muffin nooks and crannies exactly did we saw like
little dookies on the deck And I'm like, what, like
rats and then I like flying it's up and I
can see a couple like four bats.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Right, and then like then night comes and we're like
let's see if they like leave, and then we can
like spray like a mint spray so they don't come back.
I think like twenty bats came out of there. They
love it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh yeah, they they have little fuck fest. Yeah, they
just be like in a giant pile.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Well, if you have bats like in your attic, aren't
you kind of fucked?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is it like a rat situation?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah? What do you mean, like they win, they take
over you to move out?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, yes, you have to they win, you have to
move out. No, I think it's like a it's like
a rat situation. It's like an infestation. Totally hard to
get them out once they're in.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You just got to call like the bat people. But
the bat people are limited about what they're allowed to
do because bats are not rats. Where you could just
like put a bunch of traps out and catch them.
They have to like rutalize them, remove the bats and
like get like bees. I don't know if you guys
have seen this, but like you can't just like spray
the bees anymore or maybe you can, but like you
(05:32):
have to remove them because we have bees at the
crib here. And the guy was like, there's probably like
fifty thousand of them, and I was like, okay, can
we get rid of them? It's science day. I have
little kids.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I don't want them to get a thousand beast things
and die like I don't want a my girl situation.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
My girl, dude, thousands and thousands of dollars. They milked
us dry.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's crazy. How do they How do they remove the bees?
They smoke them.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Out with a vacuum. No, they legit vacuum them into
a bag and then take them to I don't know,
fucking Honeywell or some shit. Wake Cara ahead.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, they just drop their ass off something.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The skeeters apper is out there.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Drop that to me. Who's who's weirder? The bad people
or the bee people? Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Bad people?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I bet they're the same. I bet there's a lot
of crossover on that ven diagram.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, bes and bats.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, because you meet you meet these people that are
like they specialize in like roading control or like a
specific like a bee or a bag.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
God bless them, God bless them, God bless them.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
They are strange folks, and God bless them, and God
bless them, and God bless them.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm gonna say I haven't met a strange one yet.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
The most of the guys I deal with, it seems
more like I'll do it, you know what I mean,
And then because they can charge whatever, because they're like,
I'm going under your fucking house to get rats, buddy,
are you going under there?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Fuck that Fuck that job, Fuck that job. I think
I'd much rather be the bee guy, even though it
looks terrifying, but you suit up and you just kind
of like grab the hive and then like put it
somewhere else, like the rodent game is like you're going
in fucking basements like nasty ass areas well.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You remember when we when we lived in the Workaholics
house and we legit were catching dozens of rats in
the attic, in the attic and in the kitchen and
in the bedrooms and in the bathrooms every day every
day we were where there was a rat situation.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
We never called an exterminator, which is.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
How exad Oh yeah, because we were like, we can
do it, and it was like it was to the point,
I remember, I've told this story on the podcast before.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But I'm in bed with my girlfriend. She lives out
of state.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
This is one of her first times coming spending the
night at this house.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
She's there, I hear.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
A rat slide underneath our door and.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Walk on the hardwood floor. Or She's like, what's that?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
And I go, I lie because I'm like, I'm not
gonna say it's a rat in the bedroom. I wonder
to have sex with me, So I'm saying, I'm saying
the plumbing. It's such an old house, it's not that
all that like to tolet I'm like that it's the plumbing.
It just makes a weird rat like noise. The rat
(08:24):
climbed up onto the bed and I felt it on
the bed.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I kicked it. I like it acted like I had
like a restless leg syndrome where it like one leg
just shoots out. I kicked it. It lands across the room,
let's out a little and scurries off.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
So wait, wait, wait, wait so you so you instead
of just saying it might be a rat, You're like, well,
we have a tiking toilet. I've got this restless leg syndrome.
I make a little squeaking noises sometimes so.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Just tell me I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't know if she if she clocked the rest
cake or not, but uh yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
It wasn't a great scenario of that house. But it's
terrifying because every in any situation, you're like, I'm going
to am.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Why are you crying? I just I'm so happy you're here.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What did the rat dude, I'm not terrifying.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, remember when I went out of town.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I think I went out of town for like a week,
and I came back and the rats had made ship.
But remember in my bedroom there was ship everywhere on
my bed, on the side of the bed. I don't like,
I didn't. I didn't even have the bed was just
laying on the ground. And somehow the rats had gotten
along the side of the bed and ship one million
(09:40):
ship everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Shit was everywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It was under your laundry. It was like it was bad.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It was like in my laundry I had to wash
everything well. And by the way, I don't even think
I did. I think you went straight to the improv
and got on FU killed it. Yeah, yeah, I think
I was too lazy to do all the laundrys. Is bad.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Ship like the little pellets like rat. Is it like
a wet wet doodoo? What does batship look like? How
do we identify their skull?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's there's I feel like I feel like one or
the other has like a pinch. I think that the
mouse like mouse rat poop has a little pinch at
the end of it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, and it does not. They're very similar. This
is important.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And by the way, filmed to this the other day
in my backyard, fucking when it was about to rain daytime. Rat.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Hell, that's a long ass tail too. It's just a
rat coming out to He's just kind of looking at
the well, huh, it's going to rain, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Look at this fucking guy. He's like, well, I'm gonna
go over here.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Look at that my tail on that guy?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Daylight rat camo works not great, Durst.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Did you drop your phone?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What happened? It was just a little bit of blair
witch action. Yeah, I was because my kid was like,
let me see it, and I'm like, hang on a second.
This is not helping.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Is that a komodo dragon?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Whereas there he is? Look at this fucker, look at that?
Oh yeah there he is? Oh yeah, there other like, do.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
You remember the rat we caught in the office, remember
our our office by the pool.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
The rat that we caught, it was like five pounds.
It's the biggest dead rat I had ever seen. It
was several pounds. But like hal Tale was like that thick.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
This this burbank Ers is van nuts.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
This is van nuts, baby, this is.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Nice. Guys. They work aholic house. We're in the office,
uh you know, like the office of your house.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the back of the office of the house.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Got it, got it where Kyle made the Wizards album man,
uh fucking.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Aliens, Yes, where we had a weird studio.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So then the rats were just feasting on fucking old
krusty cum like off of Kyle's.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Chair, Like, dude, we're in your protein loaded.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The rats are jacked on proteins.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
They got so big, dude, they were nibbling on Kyle's
office chair. Was the grossest thing where there was just.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Like some.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, and he's not you know, and he's not he's
not here to speak.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You'd be like, can I check my email?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
And then you'd see the chair. Zero shame there sit
the chair.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
There's it's just like a lot of dry jizz right
where his dick would be.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
And you're like we and we have, we've talked about
with him on this pod, so it's a green light.
It's just not like he's not here to defend himself.
He knows that he had a ton of dried up
come all over water.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I imagine I said this at the time. But also like,
there's not a there's not a towel that you can
just sit on because you know, like, oh that one
time a bunch of stuff got on the chair, whether
it's lube or jizz, it's a lack of caring.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, I think it was from a previous house, and
he kept the same chair. I think he got better
the older he got.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yes, And it was the same chair and he never
got cleaned it or was able to clean it because
it was too far gone.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But it was in like a public space. Is the
crazy part.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but at this point, this point he
did have his own room.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
But yes, there were some years where Kyle was living solo.
He had a couple of solo living years.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I wish we were, but he also he lived in
the Packard House in mid City, and.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That's where it began. That's that's where he.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Had the chair I think initially, and he had his
own room and we all had our own rooms in
that house. That was fucking fantastic great, and uh that's
where he was doing all of his chairches in water trash.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I think I gave him my bed.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, I think you did too. That was his room
was always so musty, dude, And.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I want to say that like he literally was like
he was like, oh cool, I got my own bed.
And then he jumped on it and like immediately like
cracked the corner of it, and I was like, we're
done here. I'm not taking this back.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh thanks, dude.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
His room smelt like when you first open a bag
of jacklinks, like the waft that hits you, like when
you open the door to his bedroom. It legit smelt
like a pack of jackline.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
He's got the little square of paper in there.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I thought the sasquatch was Kyle lived off of just
I mean, I like we're talking about like our friend
as if he had died, you know, like just reminiscing
about all the good times.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Be cool.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's because he would eat so many bags of chips.
He lived off chips. Yeah, so he would leave so
he would just keep a bag of chips.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He would eat most of it and then just leave
it open and out, so you would open it's like
it's like it's like a Dorito's.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's a free doze.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's a corn It was like the stinky ones like
sour cream and onion and what's cheddar sour cream? Those
as delicious as they are, they are stinking baby.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Like corn nuts. Eat corn nuts and you're like ranch
corn nuts. Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
By the way, if you are on a road trip,
if you're on a road dap and you all go
in to get snacks and someone comes out and this
is Kyle is someone comes out and he has corn nuts. Yeah,
get out the car.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You should kick the car.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Kick about the car.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Who do you have to say?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You have to We'll sit here at this gas to
finish the bat and you can eat your corn nuts now.
Then you can buy a water, rinse your mouth out
in order and buy a pack of gum.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Shoot that and then you can get back on there.
So this is about bringing the funk into the vehicle.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Into the car, keep it out because it is such
a stink.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
It is a it is a true stank. They are
delicious I will get you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I love a.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Ranch corn nut. But if you rush eating corn nuts,
you bring your tooth off. There's a chance or chip
and teeth. It's because some of those corn nuts are
are hard af extra nuts. What are your go to
road trip snacks? Yeah, I love a freeto like honey
barbecue twist. I think those are really delicious.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Freto, Freeto, freeto, honey barbecue.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh the twists, well, free too twists. Yeah, there's no
d in it, Freeedo, not yet, not until I get
a hand on it. I'm gonna put my dick in
the bag. Yeah, freedo.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Look now, I'm from the day we say things differently, Okay,
we say things dude.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
God.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
And and the fact that I saw some comments on
the David Chang thing and a girl wrote exactly that,
and they're like, I hate when they make fun of
how he pronounces things because I'm like, wait, it's pronounced differently,
And I'm like, like, you've lived not in the Bay
for twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
So sticks with you though. That's how I learned the language.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Do you want him to change?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, That's how I learned the language. Yeah, So I
mean I stopped saying pop, I say soda.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You still say rayroad though I don't say ray road.
Still say road. I don't say so. My dad's from Missouri.
He said ray road. I don't say railroad. Okay, this
is what it is. You say shirt, you say sugar,
I do you say shirt.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, it's all true. It's all true. Wait.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I gave my guess because I'm curious what else he goes.
You just go straight salted. No, I'm sorry. What is
your go to snack from for a road trip?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I am a Celsius.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, I mean that'd be delicious. Uh, yeah, I would.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
I would probably do a a nerds rope.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That'll keep that on the side.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That a boy.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Then as the base, you gotta go with it, like
a salted almond, like a flavored almond, like those with
sabi almonds. Okay, my god, those are the ship.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, almond just feels like a responsible snack that's also
very delicious.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And then a little stinky. And this is debatable. And
sometimes I'll bring it on planes and people give me
side eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Rotisserie chicken.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, No, like a jerky, a jerky of subjec of course,
hopefully local, hopefully local. A local jerky hopefully local.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yes, you try to find the fun, local brand or
something that is a little more specific.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
To the region.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I love local jerky, but also Jack links it rocks too.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, we get down with that.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I love local jerky, though sometimes they just fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Hey. I'll suck up an old trapper too.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Hell hell twisted. That's what I heard about you.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, I'll suck up an old trapper jerkey.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I definitely get like a big water and then I
get a five hour energy drinker too. I just shoot it.
But then I'm drinking water, so my teeth don't get
all like. I will for sure get like a Reese's
Sticks four pack situation, Oh my god, because it's because
it's fun. I can either go this is all mine,
(18:46):
or I can be the fun guy who's going who
wants to stick. They're light, they're airy.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They check a box for me. Yeah, and yes, Blake,
you've got more.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Well, I'm that's like a kit kat. It's rees's is
that what? I don't know if I've.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Had It's a wafer. It's like a chocolate covered wafer
and peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That sounds delicious. Todd, give us a Reese's stick and yeah,
I'm in.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I mean, I'm a huge fan of everything Reese's does
so and I'm a fan of yours.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Thank you. I don't think I've ever said that.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Yeah, I would say. I would say I would get
a water too. Uh, you gotta get a water because
the water.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Like when you go to the checkout, you're like, and
I got the big, the big smart.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
When I got to the water, so I'm not a
total to generate. And then so you get the water.
But then also you got to get something with caffeine.
And if I'm off the energy drinks. If I'm on
the energy drinks, I'd get a big ass sugar free
Red Bull.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But if I'm off the energy, I would get a zoa.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I don't know about you guys, yea energy still, I
don't know if it exists.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I sometimes mix, you know, if I really need to
stay awake, if I'm driving, I would do I would
get my go juice, I'd get my eyes. I would
get a sparkling water, and then I would get an
energy drink and mix it and put it in a cup.
They go bango, wang, go tango.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm ready to drive like that, but if not, I'm
just gonna go with a like a coke z, a
cherry coke z.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Baby, I'm a big local jerky guy. You know, if
it's just like Mikes around the corner jerky, that's like
in a shitty weird bag.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Love it around the corner and jerk Mike.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I love a shitty weird bed. But I am also
a like if they have like a saran wrapped cookie
at the counter, Okay, yeah, a bit like a big one,
you know, like a big kind of I don't know
what you're giving that a shot.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'll give that a shot.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Also in at these I'm specifically thinking, really the only
time I road trip are is like what I'm in Nebraska, uh,
And we do a haunt once a year, and I'm
going to go in a few weeks where we go
we flying to Omaha and then we drive like two
and a half hours up to the Omaha South Dakota
(21:06):
border and that's where we hunt. And there's a gas
station that we always stop at that has very local
chips that are Larry the Cable Guy chips, and they
have all kinds of flavors and I always got to
get a bag of Larry the Cable Guy, Dill pickle.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Chips, Read the Cable Guy chips.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Get her done, Get her done, Babe, get her done.
Did they just do you think it's just like wrap snacks?
And they rebranded it Lady Larry the Cable Guy in
that area.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
No, I think Larry's making them.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I think Larry's doing his own.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Baking and air fryer at home. I think he's doing
his own thing. He's Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
He's got especially Nebraska, he's got a lot of pull.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I told you guys, I was as a celebrity guest
years ago now for the corn Huskers and I was
there and they're like and I'm like waving, you know.
And then I'm talking with Eric Crouch who won the Heisman,
who I found out we had the same birthday, so
that was fun.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And the mayor of Omaha, and so like these are
some some power players.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
And then someone comes up to me and goes, excuse me, Adam,
Larry the Cable Guy would like to see you. And
they're like, well, you gotta go, and I'm like, I've
been summoned by Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And then they took me.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
They took me up to him. He has his own
suite that's his all the time, that's decked out in
his stuff, and you go in.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Coolest guy, nicest guy. I was with Chloe. He was
asking her all types of questions.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You can't go in with those sleeves on, sir, Yeah
he was.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
He was the man.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Big shout out to Larry the cable guy. And now
my kid watches cars all the time, so I have
even a bigger appreciation all day.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh yeah, he's he's mad or whatever.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Have you watched Car too? I have.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
They are all good.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Curse two you're off of the Curse two is not
as good. They kind of give the movie to Mater
because two, I think it's twofold and maybe this is
a little two inside Hollywood, but I think Oden Wilson
was like off the fucking rails at this time, and
they were like, we need to make a sequel, and
they were like, we don't exactly know where he is.
And I think that Larry was also. Mater was like
(23:22):
the big breakout. He popped from the first ones. They
were like, let's make it the major movie.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I mean, I'm a big Mader guy. Three is pretty good.
Three three gets back on track.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
We haven't gone to three yet, but one is an
absolute banger.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And my kid, uh, it's it's.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I mean, we said we weren't going to do it
until he was at least two, to like let him
watch movies and stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But we let him watch just a few minutes of it.
And now every day he comes down and points to
the TV and goes.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Does that incessantly until you finally have a meltdown yourself,
and and you break down, you're like, fine, fucking we'll
put on cars.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Just put out of cars. Just don't give them your phone.
I have not from them. Just promise me, just promise
me you won't give them the phone.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Because that's that's when it's over. They're gonna need that
phone every damn day.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Everyone I know who gives their kids the phone, it's over.
Their kids are on crack, and and the parents love
it because it's the answer. They're like, here, don't be
on crack over there, so we can have an adult conversation. Yeah,
we're not.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
We're not giving him a phone, we're not giving him
an iPad.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You got to resist the ten hold out.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Just hold out until you like an airplane, like if
they're on.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's that's the one time where he's allowed. Well, we're
you're like, okay, you can watch the iPad on the airplane.
And by the way, he wants to watch it for
like fifteen minutes and he's like a little kid. So
he's like, okay, yeah, I saw that, Miss Rachel.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now what dude, And you're like, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
You want to walk up down the aisles and say
hi to everyone and annoy a lot of people. It's
it is funny how many people because it's a very
cute kid and.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
He's and he just goes and goes, hi, hey Hi.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
I would say eighty five percent of people love it
and think it's very cute. Those people that don't like it,
I've never felt this way. If someone like gives my
kid a side eye, I want to break their nose,
like how they teach you in taekwondo, where you do
that and the brain shoots back up into the brain
and it kills them immediately. That's what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You're on our exhibit A the podcast or Adam Devine
said he wanted to murder someone and now he did it.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
That's that's what I want to do to them, because
they gave my kid like his side eye, and you know,
I get it. They're on a plane, they don't necessarily
want to interact with children, but fuck them.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Wait it's quick sidebar. So remember I was wearing the
weight vest the other day and da da da da.
I was wearing it. I was taking it off, speaking
of noses going into brains, and I kind of like
hopped up to like get it off, and the front
plate just blasted my nose. And I was like, oh no.
I was like, my life didn't flash before my eyes
(26:05):
like last week.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
But dude, I was like, what if I just died
trying to get a weight fest off.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Taking a weight rest off destination, but knock your front
teeth out?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
That would be a bummer.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Uh nose to brain. Yeah. I but when I see
parents out and look, everyone do your thing. But when
I see parents out, like we were just at the
zoo the other day, speaking of zoos last week, there's
just kids on their phones at the zoo and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yo, there's a real yeah, there's real gorillas right there, elephant,
there's a rhinoceris right here. Yeah, fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Why are the parents like, sure here sure, I'm just like,
it's crazier out to dinner. The kids are just zoned out,
all of them on their own thing so the parents
can talk. And I understand the idea behind it, but
sometimes you just gotta fucking teach your kids how to
be out in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I gotta give them a cran. Come on, man, give
them a cran. Fucking go wild.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We were at no Boo.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Hello, my wife and I maybe, which is a fancy
you know, sushi place and sushi restaurant and we I
call them places.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Places, yes, and it's a fancy restaurant. Adota. He was
having like a.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Date night and you know, without the kid, and the
table next to us was two kids and the parents
and the parents are they're heaving her date night, but
their kids are with them full on laptop gaming setups,
wearing headsets.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Shit, that's kind of time.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Full on gaming at Noboo. Wow, dude, it was crazy.
And these kids are like they were a little older,
they were like twelve and ten something like that, but.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Even worse because I'm like, they can add to the conversation.
You can tell them about what's happening.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I know.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, though that could be
their job. They could be making thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
What if your kids are they're probably picking up the tab.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Hey that's true, dude, the main So god, I got this.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
They might have owned the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Come on, good call. You don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
They could be sponsored by Mountain Dude, They're they're paying.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
For no boo, I'll take that walk out, thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I was playing Call of Duty the other day and
I finally ran into my first world ranked Call of
Duty player because their skin it said like world rank.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
This guy destroyed everybody.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, it was like we all had like six kills
and he had the thirty kills and he won. It
was wild how good he was. And I'm like, I
mean and he probably was like fourteen years old.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
A few years back.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I did like a Mountain Dew tournament and I played.
My teammate was this kid named Priesta, and he's like
a legit like professional caller, you remember the Yeah, dude, Priesta,
that's my boy. He was fucking nice with it. But
he like he like he held the controller different, like
he call It was called like a claw. He like
(28:58):
made a new way to hold controllers. I met his parents.
They couldn't be more stoked on him.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
How old was this kid?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You were you were at a thing?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Okay? I thought you're online.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I think he was like sixteen or seventeen, like pretty
pretty young dude, like still lived at home, but like
they would fly out to do these tournaments and he
just like wreck shop.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Well that's cool if that's if you literally are that
great and that's your thing. Yeah, yeah, then then you're
that's your thing. I don't think that these kids were
at that level.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well you gotta let him play to practice, man.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, that's that's fair enough. Fair enough.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
I'm remembering this story a little more. The one kid
was full on gaming. The other kid is dming his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
And it was like, no, it was like the cutest
little exchange.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Like we could read it because because it was huge.
It was he had it blown up because he's on
a full on.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Laptop and it was like massive, and so Chloe and
I are like now you, now you And it's just
like a laptop a lot of like winking face. I'm
like this, this is kind of cute.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I mean, it's cute until it takes a wild turn
and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Jesus, the check.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I understand that some people are like, you know what,
it's cheaper than getting a sitter and we want to
have date night.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Sure, but yeah, sure, but guess what, get a crayon, bitch,
just get a sitter.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Get a cram get are Also you're going to Nobu.
It's going to be an expensive night.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
It's the new like bringing the dog on the airplane.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I mean the kids ate, so it was expensive.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's a while to bring the kids to Nobus.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't know are they even eating sushi if I
was a kid.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Oh, by the way, we're taking bo to Nobu tonight,
so yeah, get the phone out.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It does happen. We have the I PM reservation.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
And that's the way.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Both are actually great at restaurants because we go out
to you quite a bit, but you just have to,
like you order.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
He likes he likes to eat lemon.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
He loves lemons.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
So you go, Hey, give us a glass of water
with a lid and some lemons and a couple of eyes. Right,
they go get that. Then we walk around. One of
us walks around with him for a little bit until
that gets there. Then you put him in the chair.
He eats lemons, he eats some ice.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Water. He just eats lemons.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
That's a Hollywood diet.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
A little cayenne pepper we order.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Then then we walk him again, walk him around the restaurant,
you know, show him some cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Then we come back hopefully the food is there.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
We give him, oh, you know, whatever food that we
can give him there at Nobu that daddy.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Doesn't need, that daddy doesn't eat, and then and then.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Hopefully you know, it's a it's a great experience. Wow,
he's eating solid food now, right. Oh yeah, so he
can eat sushi, right, beza pizza.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I don't know if you can eat sushi. I don't well,
I don't think you would like it.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
But my kids, like the midwesterner in me is like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Well yeah, my dad's still He's like, but it's not cooked.
And then we take them to nice restaurants, you know,
a nice sushi restaurant, and.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Then he'd eat it and he goes, tell you what,
that wasn't half bad.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
And I'm like, yeah, dad, it's really nice sushi.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That it's important, but just psychologically it doesn't enter the chat.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It ain't right.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
It's like, it ain't right, that's right out there.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, and he's like, well, why it'd be better if
they cooked it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeah, I mean I don't think I had sushi for
the first time until my mid twenties, probably like with you.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, I didn't even touch the stuff. Yeah, I'm still
surprised that you've even tried it. I love sushi. I
think it's delicious. Yeah, we ate sushi together.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
We mean, you had a little fun sate night in
San Francisco and I.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Just was looking at I saw those picks in my
phone the other day and I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Like, oh, that wasn't nice dinner just me and Adam All. Yeah,
And I was surprised that you actually were eating the sushi.
You guys give me a lot of ship, because.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
For years and years you wouldn't or we would go
and you would eat like teraok, you'd get like a karaoke.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Bowl or whatever. But look at him now, he's eating
fucking seafood soup live on television.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You saw me, You saw me.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I had a clam Did you crack open any of
those crab legs?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Because we didn't like have the like, how the yes
I did last week.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I did not break into the crab legs.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
By the way, they didn't give us any tools to
break into the crab let so you had.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
To snap them with your hands. Actually, I kind of
forgot now that we're talking about restaurants. I got a
really cool thing sent to my my home from a
restaurant that we're all pretty pretty stoked on.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Here we go, did you guys? Did you? Oh my god,
Twin Peaks?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Uh wow, heard us talking and I got a gift
box from from Twin Peaks.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Get Ready, what's in the what's in the bus? Here's
what happens. Here's what happens Isaac because he told me,
he's like, I got a thing from Twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Like what was that?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
And He's like the restaurant, the restaurant, and I'm like, okay,
uh and then he doesn't give it to me.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
So I'm gonna come, No, it's better. It's better than
a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Okay, you're gonna want Isaac to send this to your
house because to have a great review.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It is a mouse pad?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh? Oh huge? Can you imagine? Wow? Funding up the
chain of command to be like and we need to
make these wow.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
I mean, by the way, and I hope that guy
is now the CEO of the company because he has
brilliant ideas.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Took me a while to figure out what it was.
I thought maybe it was just like a to go
like titty fucking doll.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
But I think I think you just lay on top
of him, go titty fucking dog. Like you take it
on an airplane with you, you go in the bathroom. So
for just the audio listeners, it's a mouse pad with.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Huge tubes for like to rest your wrist.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
By the way, that looks mad comfortable, it feels hella good, dude,
it's squishy.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I'm having wrist issues from you know, you're working on
the computer. And right, sweetheart, the doctor gave it to me.
I have to have it all right for my car pool. Wait,
but are you using a mouse?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
A no, no, but I mean using a mouse still.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Well, I'm just gonna kind of put this next to
my lazy boy and just rest my wrist right there.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
And sure it's comfy.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
If it be nice, I gotta good. I got a
feeling that you won't be resting that very long.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
And that's where you put your put your dick through that?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What is that? Is that? To go? Uh? To go body?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
What is that little dicke? What's a cooozy?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Okay, it's a cozy or you can you can't stick
your dick through the top.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
And okay, there's a little little jersey. And then I
got a hat which is pretty cool. The hat is
Chris Sick. So shout out twin peaks man. Yeah, that's
a huge that's big time, big time gift box. I
haven't I haven't read the note, but you didn't read
the note.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
You gotta read the note first. Oh it's so sweet.
That's really cut.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
That's the personal time.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
What does it say?
Speaker 3 (36:13):
He says, we heard an episode loud and clear bring
back restaurants, So we're answering the call with a mousepad.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
That's huge, titties, I mean shout out, now, should we
invest like I know, you know like people, you know,
people in our position, they they put their money where
their mouths are, and our mouths.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Where they want their mouths wrapped around. Want we want
our mouths to be well?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It says, if this is important, ever wants to post
up at a place with cold beer, scratch food and
hotter views.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Twin Peaks is locked and loaded. So boys scratch food? Yeah,
what does that mean like biscuits? Well, that's like a
golfing reference.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
No, I think it's like made from scratch as opposed
to like frozen wings that choke at Hooters. That's probably
there like angle. Oh okay, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
But yeah, you think that shots fired at Hooters? I
think so, Well, what are you, guys?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I mean, I don't know if I've eaten out of
twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, where's the closest one.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
We don't need to be divided any longer, guys, No,
this nation is divided too much. There's room enough for
Hooters and Twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Of course I misspoke.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Hey, right left, wherever wherever you are sitting. Let's meet
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Let's meet in the middle.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
We're here telling hi, this is nation telling everyone. We
need to meet in the middle. Right right.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
We got.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Received.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Thank you. I I cap oh boy, thank you Twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
That's that's nice. The rhetoric has never been toned. Feels good,
and that is nice. I love that. I love that.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
When was the last road trip you guys have been on.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I mean I drive pretty often.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, I drive to the Bay Area like three times
a year, so I've.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Driven that Oregon before. That's not short.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That's a hell of a drive. How far is that?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I did that for New Year's It was kind of
there's a what's the mountain range you go through?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
That's kind of brutal. It was like snowing through there.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, there they were. It was like a chain's situation.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, true nightmare. How long is that drive?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
What do you what are you looking at it? I
mean I had like a book on audiobook or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
But doesn't your GPS just tell you? I mean, I
drove through a funk out.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
He doesn't. You can't tell time. He judges by books.
Doesn't your GPS just tell you it's six and a
half hours or however long? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Sorry, Yeah, I didn't know how. I don't know how
like many miles it is?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I don't know what to know how many chapters of
your audio book you read?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Thought just said what are you looking at? And I said,
I'm not looking at anything. I'm listening. Okay, great, anyway,
I think it's like seventeen hours in a in an
EV where you gotta like stop like I don't know,
five times in charge for forty minutes.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, that's rough.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
That is rough.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
It's a big one.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Seventeen hours and then you I mean you're stopping, right,
You're stopping your spend the night somewhere.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah, I did a total Yeah, where is it? Like,
not Carson, Carson, not Carson somewhere are there? No?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
No, no, So Carson Carson is just in La.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
No, somewhere like just north of northwest of Chico, City
of Carson. What is that you there?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, Paradise?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I don't know anyway, I stopped it like a literally
like yeah it was paradise, and uh just laid down
in the like shittiest hotel bed possible. Like I'm like,
I don't want to pay anything. I'm just gonna be
here for like six hours sleeping and then I'm an
wake up and hit the road. Just lay down like
coffin style.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Almost the purpose of doing this, Jors, you just needed
to get a lot of shit up there, and yeah,
exactly because you you have a place up there, you
have a cabin, right, yeah, and so you just need
to transport a certain amount of shit.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, TVs that like I don't use here at the
house anymore, that we could put up there all sorts
of stuff.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
You did the trip by yourself seventeen hours.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I did. I did.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
That's legendary, bro, that car lives lives up there now.
Or you turn around and drove back.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
No, and then we all drove back with the whole
fam They all flew. I mean, it's the Rivian is
fucking sick. I mean I was in a legit blizzard
and just gunning it due that's I for sure should
have died. Every time I'd pull behind a truck. You're
getting like the residual end and flurries, and it's like
(40:46):
rolling hills a lot, so like you're trying to go
around and then you're just like, but what if a
car is just on the bottom of a rolling hill
and then just pops up as soon as I'm right there.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, that's the danger of that. You're dead.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
But I'm here to tell the uh what what book
was it? Because I am curious, slap on the audible.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I finished one book, twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
No, it was, Oh, it was the Tarantino like movie
book where he just talks about movies and shit, had
finished that and then started Stephen King The Shining the
Greatest movie ever, which, by the way, super fucking boring.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
The book is not as good as the movie. I
don't think it kind of gets a little weird.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Here's what I know about myself. Too many words. I
just I can't if I am just like, I don't care, idiot.
There's like a literal, literary whole chapter or more where
the dude, let's just say Jack Nicholson, so we know
what we're talking about here, all right, Yeah, is in
the basement of the hotel, reading newspaper excerpts, so you
(41:56):
get like a little history of the hotel and like
used to like mobsters used to be there, and like
a missing and like a wife and an affair and
dah da da da, And it's like you're just reading
newspaper excerpts and I'm like, you're like, Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
This could have been like two pages long. I don't
give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
And it's well written, and like it's it's interesting, and
you see how it makes him go like a little
crazier because like crazy things have happened there and he's
it's way more about him being an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah, I do like that.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Audiobooks are such a thing now I enjoy an audio
well now that now that I'm driving so much that
i live down here, uh in Orange County, and then
I'm up at LA all the time, so it's like
an hour and a half up and then sometimes when
you're coming back it could be two and a half
hours down, you know, and just beat in the car.
You know, it's nice to feel like you're learning a
(42:46):
little something and not just not just listening to old
Blink Cornady too.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
You gonna say the same.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
And Kid Cuddy over and over and over. Hot, it's
been a minutes. It's a ditch to the kid Cuddy one,
two three or.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Was that a vampire weekend as well? Or I don't
know if that was.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
It went through a little vampire weekend phase too. Yeah. Oh,
I'm trying to remember the guy who reads. The guy
who reads the book, though, is fucking crushing it. He's
an actor. His name is Campbell Scott. You've seen him
in movies. He was in like Roger Dodger and you'd
recognize him. He's like a super like clean cut business
honky type guy, executive type.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
He got a silky voice, or he really.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Does, and he changes it for people like the little
kid and the mom.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
I feel like, if your thing is doing audio books,
your job's done. AIS is coming for that.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Job right now. I feel like that is that.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Is already probably happening, and we don't even realize things.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, I've been hearing some some AI like radio ads
and you can tell. I mean it will in a
couple of years and by the end of the year
you won't be able to but.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yes, even some songs like that. I saw us like
this guy.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
He was like, this is Nickelback, but a R and
B soul version of it, right, and it was legit
very good and you're and the guy was like lipseeking.
So for a second, I'm like, oh, is he the
one singing this? But then he missed a few words
and I'm like, oh, he just lips And then I
was like, oh, it's a I to.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
God, damn it. We're dooom, We're done.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
We're doomed. I feel like every podcast I've watched or
listened to in the last couple of weeks has been
about this, and it's the thing everyone talks about is
like the atrophy where it's like, first of all, we're
leveling the playing field. Now everybody knows everything, which is
kind of cool because like if you couldn't go to college,
like now you know everything that somebody went to college,
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and like a, I can do a ton of things.
And if someone's like a like a specialized in some
field and they know all the stuff, they're no longer
specialized because you're now just pulling it up on your phone,
and sooner or later it's going to be connected to
our brains. But then what happens in chapter two when
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we're all like, well, you don't have to do anything
because we just know everything and no one knows anything.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
And no one knows anything, and then all of a
sudden it stops working or something happened exactly, and then
we're like exactly, but.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Also, what do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Cough?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Like what are you? Why are you waking up in
the morning?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Exactly? Like how primal do we get?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Our chairs are going to be covered.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
I want to be virtually slurped, no stop. I want
my wrist resting on my twin peaks. I just want
to be gobbled.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
But that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Like anybody who innately likes hard work and doing stuff,
I guess you'll be fine. But I would say that's
only thirty percent of people. Maybe I'll say four.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Maybe less than that, Yeah, maybe less would.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Like you hard.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
We're talking how hard the work is, like like medium work.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
And everyone else is looking for shortcuts or to chill,
and I get that for sure, but man, you're gonna
be fucked. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Well it's a very it's a very dark, scary time
to be alive.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Because who doesn't want to know everything? We all want
to know everything. That's why when we are like what
was the name of that person that movie? We just
whip it out from our phone instead of going, we
don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, I used to like try to hold that knowledge
in my head.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
No, like the like when I was a kid, I
would just read the back of like comic cards, just
to like memorize stats, right, strength intelligence, you know they're real,
Like why do I need to know the magneto's name
is Eric?
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Or like yeah, I would I would look at like
the back I would study the back of like baseball
and basketball and football car Yeah, and just like you
want to know their stats, and you want to be
able to like talk to your friends and and know
all that.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Now you don't now the camps, they don't even care.
They know what did I see someone posted on the
other day where like a person made a phone call
and they were like, what did everyone just like knew
everyone's phone numbers. That's like they like didn't believe the
movie people because they're like that's impossible, and it's like,
actually we did. And it's crazy, And I'm sure we
(47:18):
all remember our best friends umber from when we were
middle school.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Now I've got Kyle's. That's the only one I know
is Kyle's phone number.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, I got a Yeah, I got a couple.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
It's weird when it comes back to you, like I
just give him out. I think it's still is. Yeah, mine,
mine's still mine. Never changes.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
I've never changed.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
But yeah, do you remember you would have that like
raggedy ass thing that you'd keep in your wallet of
like everybody's number.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
I would keep like just like a sheet right of
like a little one sheet.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
It's this big like on the back of like someone's card,
and then you write really small and try to write
everybody's number on that, and you'd whip it out.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
And I think my dad gave me one of those
for like emergencies if like he went missing.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
That's a good call, like a little laminated emergency car.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, something like that with like my grandparents number and
shit or whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
That's a great call and was not laminated.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Any backs, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys, I mean.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Shout out to twin Peaks Peiks.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
I mean, god, damn, God damn. I hope you guys
have this in the mail. I hope we get that.
I hope we get that. It's gonna be cool. I
think he has already given that to his son. That
seems like a limited edition situation.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I really just I can't wait to just watch football
and do this.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, Blake, relaxed there, buddy, And why are you squeezing
it like this is a regressive. Yeah, it's a real woman.
It's just it's just jelly man.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
That's how That's how start was cutting open animals and
not a real woman.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yep, it's not a real fucking deaf people, It's just jelly,
all right, take back's apologies, epic slams.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, I mean, huh, I'm glad, I shouted out Priesta.
My boy, I gotta tap in with him. He's still sick.
If you hey, I'll just say, if your parents out
there and you're bringing the whole laptop setups to the restaurant,
I get it. If you're you're trying to get your
kid to go pro with virtual e game, this is
a this is a job of the future, you guys.
(49:19):
I get the Crayhon thing as well, but sometimes we
got to pay these bills. So I got buy this
no boo and maybe it's my and big shout out
to Blake.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I think that might be his first take. Adam. Yeah, honestly,
thank you. That was pretty pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, that was pretty cool to say on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
It's nice to.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Really tell you thank you. I finally had something to say.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Here goes my slaper. I won't, I won't, I shouldn't,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
And that's another episode. I love it. Yeah,
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today On This is Important. I thought maybe
it was just like a to go, like didty fucking dog?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So the rats are just feasting on fucking old Krusty Cum.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Tell you what, that wasn't half bad?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, baby, guess.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's good to see.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Where have you guys been? I feel like I'm seen riends.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What's up? Dude?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Is it cold where you're at? You're wearing a full coat? Me,
Oh yeah, it is kind of hot.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
A ship out?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah? Oh well all right, cats out of the back.
We just filmed a podcast episode. I've been launch your shirts.
I put on a jacket to act like it's a
different day.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh wow, it's the lousiou, it's the grand I mean
I did the same thing I just put I just
put on a different T shirt, the jacket.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, Oh it's hot out here is your office? I
thought your office isn't air conditioned? Is it me?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm talking to you? It is?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, it is, you're talking to me.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It is air conditioned, but like it gets loud and
then there were people, you know. It's you know, hey, Adam,
thank you for asking. I'm comfortable, Okay, thank god, dude. Yeah,
I don't want you to be uncomfy.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, I'm good. It's not.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
The weather's like, oh, muggy out here. Now, it's like mosquitos.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is me and mugging you. The mosquito mean mugging.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
There's so many fucking mosquitoes. I hate mosquitos.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Ude. Have I told you guys about the mosquito thing?
I bought what to tell.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Tell me because I need I need weaponry.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I tell everybody I meet, if I haven't met you,
I bring this up.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, please put me on. It's become my new personality. Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
There's this mosquito kind of like little. It looks like
a like a vapor, like a vape pen.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, oh hell yeah, okay, okay, now I'm in.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
But at the end of it, it's got this like
blue light, well blue light you turn on. It also
like heats up and if you hold it on a
mosquito bite or a bug bite or a beasting, it
like zaps all the enzymes.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The itch is gone. You be gone fucking with me.
I'm serious. We're in a whole new era. How what
is this retailing for?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I got it for I think like twenty nine bucks?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Or like are they bad? Are they bad up in La?
Because I'm getting zero down here?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
They are terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know if they are on the ocean as
much as like inland where there's like sitting water and show.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, mine's bad.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Like this is what I was looking for because I
went to Lake Arrowhead like a couple months ago, and
they had these things on the tree that are bat boxes.
And it's basically just like a little hub that bats
know to go live in, and then at night they
fly out and they eat hell of mosquitos?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Do they ever?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm like, is there any possibility that I could install
a bat box in my home in LA?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Just put a bat box up your neighbors, will will?
I'm ready? You just cultivating?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well, supposedly a single bat eats two thousand mosquitos like
a night.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Ye love me, God, that's a lot of gobblin.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Dude, A little bit I'd have like a little bat family.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I have them at my other house. And dude, you
have bat boxes? No, they're like in the eves and dude.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, they'll like live under your room and.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You can't just zap them.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's kind of scary a little.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Bit because of like just the mythology. I don't love that.
But like you can't just like spray them like with
the hose.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I mean you can't, but like they come and get you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You can't just spray them with a hope, like because
they're like a protected species or something and so.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Like flying the sky. They're like, what do you mean
spray them in the homes?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Like because they they are like in the eves, like
there's like an overhang on the house and they are little.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What you meant like the evening it's like they're in
the eves.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And I'm like, I forgot, I'm I always shortened shit, y'all.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I go they are nocturnal as well. Yes, you are correct,
that's that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
The overhanging like little craft nooks and crannies right, and
they're burrowed up there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay, now you're speaking about language, Yeah, like like an
English muffin nooks and crannies exactly did we saw like
little dookies on the deck And I'm like, what, like
rats and then I like flying it's up and I
can see a couple like four bats.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Right, and then like then night comes and we're like
let's see if they like leave, and then we can
like spray like a mint spray so they don't come back.
I think like twenty bats came out of there. They
love it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh yeah, they they have little fuck fest. Yeah, they
just be like in a giant pile.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Well, if you have bats like in your attic, aren't
you kind of fucked?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is it like a rat situation?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah? What do you mean, like they win, they take
over you to move out?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, yes, you have to they win, you have to
move out. No, I think it's like a it's like
a rat situation. It's like an infestation. Totally hard to
get them out once they're in.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You just got to call like the bat people. But
the bat people are limited about what they're allowed to
do because bats are not rats. Where you could just
like put a bunch of traps out and catch them.
They have to like rutalize them, remove the bats and
like get like bees. I don't know if you guys
have seen this, but like you can't just like spray
the bees anymore or maybe you can, but like you
(05:32):
have to remove them because we have bees at the
crib here. And the guy was like, there's probably like
fifty thousand of them, and I was like, okay, can
we get rid of them? It's science day. I have
little kids.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I don't want them to get a thousand beast things
and die like I don't want a my girl situation.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
My girl, dude, thousands and thousands of dollars. They milked
us dry.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's crazy. How do they How do they remove the bees?
They smoke them.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Out with a vacuum. No, they legit vacuum them into
a bag and then take them to I don't know,
fucking Honeywell or some shit. Wake Cara ahead.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, they just drop their ass off something.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The skeeters apper is out there.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Drop that to me. Who's who's weirder? The bad people
or the bee people? Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Bad people?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I bet they're the same. I bet there's a lot
of crossover on that ven diagram.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, bes and bats.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, because you meet you meet these people that are
like they specialize in like roading control or like a
specific like a bee or a bag.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
God bless them, God bless them, God bless them.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
They are strange folks, and God bless them, and God
bless them, and God bless them.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm gonna say I haven't met a strange one yet.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
The most of the guys I deal with, it seems
more like I'll do it, you know what I mean,
And then because they can charge whatever, because they're like,
I'm going under your fucking house to get rats, buddy,
are you going under there?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Fuck that Fuck that job, Fuck that job. I think
I'd much rather be the bee guy, even though it
looks terrifying, but you suit up and you just kind
of like grab the hive and then like put it
somewhere else, like the rodent game is like you're going
in fucking basements like nasty ass areas well.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You remember when we when we lived in the Workaholics
house and we legit were catching dozens of rats in
the attic, in the attic and in the kitchen and
in the bedrooms and in the bathrooms every day every
day we were where there was a rat situation.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
We never called an exterminator, which is.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
How exad Oh yeah, because we were like, we can
do it, and it was like it was to the point,
I remember, I've told this story on the podcast before.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But I'm in bed with my girlfriend. She lives out
of state.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
This is one of her first times coming spending the
night at this house.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
She's there, I hear.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
A rat slide underneath our door and.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Walk on the hardwood floor. Or She's like, what's that?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
And I go, I lie because I'm like, I'm not
gonna say it's a rat in the bedroom. I wonder
to have sex with me, So I'm saying, I'm saying
the plumbing. It's such an old house, it's not that
all that like to tolet I'm like that it's the plumbing.
It just makes a weird rat like noise. The rat
(08:24):
climbed up onto the bed and I felt it on
the bed.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I kicked it. I like it acted like I had
like a restless leg syndrome where it like one leg
just shoots out. I kicked it. It lands across the room,
let's out a little and scurries off.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
So wait, wait, wait, wait so you so you instead
of just saying it might be a rat, You're like, well,
we have a tiking toilet. I've got this restless leg syndrome.
I make a little squeaking noises sometimes so.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Just tell me I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't know if she if she clocked the rest
cake or not, but uh yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
It wasn't a great scenario of that house. But it's
terrifying because every in any situation, you're like, I'm going
to am.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Why are you crying? I just I'm so happy you're here.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What did the rat dude, I'm not terrifying.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, remember when I went out of town.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I think I went out of town for like a week,
and I came back and the rats had made ship.
But remember in my bedroom there was ship everywhere on
my bed, on the side of the bed. I don't like,
I didn't. I didn't even have the bed was just
laying on the ground. And somehow the rats had gotten
along the side of the bed and ship one million
(09:40):
ship everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Shit was everywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It was under your laundry. It was like it was bad.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It was like in my laundry I had to wash
everything well. And by the way, I don't even think
I did. I think you went straight to the improv
and got on FU killed it. Yeah, yeah, I think
I was too lazy to do all the laundrys. Is bad.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Ship like the little pellets like rat. Is it like
a wet wet doodoo? What does batship look like? How
do we identify their skull?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's there's I feel like I feel like one or
the other has like a pinch. I think that the
mouse like mouse rat poop has a little pinch at
the end of it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, and it does not. They're very similar. This
is important.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And by the way, filmed to this the other day
in my backyard, fucking when it was about to rain daytime. Rat.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Hell, that's a long ass tail too. It's just a
rat coming out to He's just kind of looking at
the well, huh, it's going to rain, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Look at this fucking guy. He's like, well, I'm gonna
go over here.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Look at that my tail on that guy?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Daylight rat camo works not great, Durst.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Did you drop your phone?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What happened? It was just a little bit of blair
witch action. Yeah, I was because my kid was like,
let me see it, and I'm like, hang on a second.
This is not helping.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Is that a komodo dragon?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Whereas there he is? Look at this fucker, look at that?
Oh yeah there he is? Oh yeah, there other like, do.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
You remember the rat we caught in the office, remember
our our office by the pool.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
The rat that we caught, it was like five pounds.
It's the biggest dead rat I had ever seen. It
was several pounds. But like hal Tale was like that thick.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
This this burbank Ers is van nuts.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
This is van nuts, baby, this is.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Nice. Guys. They work aholic house. We're in the office,
uh you know, like the office of your house.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the back of the office of the house.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Got it, got it where Kyle made the Wizards album man,
uh fucking.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Aliens, Yes, where we had a weird studio.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So then the rats were just feasting on fucking old
krusty cum like off of Kyle's.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Chair, Like, dude, we're in your protein loaded.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The rats are jacked on proteins.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
They got so big, dude, they were nibbling on Kyle's
office chair. Was the grossest thing where there was just.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Like some.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, and he's not you know, and he's not he's
not here to speak.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You'd be like, can I check my email?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
And then you'd see the chair. Zero shame there sit
the chair.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
There's it's just like a lot of dry jizz right
where his dick would be.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
And you're like we and we have, we've talked about
with him on this pod, so it's a green light.
It's just not like he's not here to defend himself.
He knows that he had a ton of dried up
come all over water.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I imagine I said this at the time. But also like,
there's not a there's not a towel that you can
just sit on because you know, like, oh that one
time a bunch of stuff got on the chair, whether
it's lube or jizz, it's a lack of caring.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, I think it was from a previous house, and
he kept the same chair. I think he got better
the older he got.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yes, And it was the same chair and he never
got cleaned it or was able to clean it because
it was too far gone.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But it was in like a public space. Is the
crazy part.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but at this point, this point he
did have his own room.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
But yes, there were some years where Kyle was living solo.
He had a couple of solo living years.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I wish we were, but he also he lived in
the Packard House in mid City, and.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That's where it began. That's that's where he.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Had the chair I think initially, and he had his
own room and we all had our own rooms in
that house. That was fucking fantastic great, and uh that's
where he was doing all of his chairches in water trash.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I think I gave him my bed.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, I think you did too. That was his room
was always so musty, dude, And.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I want to say that like he literally was like
he was like, oh cool, I got my own bed.
And then he jumped on it and like immediately like
cracked the corner of it, and I was like, we're
done here. I'm not taking this back.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh thanks, dude.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
His room smelt like when you first open a bag
of jacklinks, like the waft that hits you, like when
you open the door to his bedroom. It legit smelt
like a pack of jackline.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
He's got the little square of paper in there.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I thought the sasquatch was Kyle lived off of just
I mean, I like we're talking about like our friend
as if he had died, you know, like just reminiscing
about all the good times.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Be cool.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's because he would eat so many bags of chips.
He lived off chips. Yeah, so he would leave so
he would just keep a bag of chips.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He would eat most of it and then just leave
it open and out, so you would open it's like
it's like it's like a Dorito's.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's a free doze.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's a corn It was like the stinky ones like
sour cream and onion and what's cheddar sour cream? Those
as delicious as they are, they are stinking baby.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Like corn nuts. Eat corn nuts and you're like ranch
corn nuts. Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
By the way, if you are on a road trip,
if you're on a road dap and you all go
in to get snacks and someone comes out and this
is Kyle is someone comes out and he has corn nuts. Yeah,
get out the car.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You should kick the car.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Kick about the car.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Who do you have to say?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You have to We'll sit here at this gas to
finish the bat and you can eat your corn nuts now.
Then you can buy a water, rinse your mouth out
in order and buy a pack of gum.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Shoot that and then you can get back on there.
So this is about bringing the funk into the vehicle.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Into the car, keep it out because it is such
a stink.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
It is a it is a true stank. They are
delicious I will get you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I love a.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Ranch corn nut. But if you rush eating corn nuts,
you bring your tooth off. There's a chance or chip
and teeth. It's because some of those corn nuts are
are hard af extra nuts. What are your go to
road trip snacks? Yeah, I love a freeto like honey
barbecue twist. I think those are really delicious.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Freto, Freeto, freeto, honey barbecue.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh the twists, well, free too twists. Yeah, there's no
d in it, Freeedo, not yet, not until I get
a hand on it. I'm gonna put my dick in
the bag. Yeah, freedo.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Look now, I'm from the day we say things differently, Okay,
we say things dude.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
God.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
And and the fact that I saw some comments on
the David Chang thing and a girl wrote exactly that,
and they're like, I hate when they make fun of
how he pronounces things because I'm like, wait, it's pronounced differently,
And I'm like, like, you've lived not in the Bay
for twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
So sticks with you though. That's how I learned the language.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Do you want him to change?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, That's how I learned the language. Yeah, So I
mean I stopped saying pop, I say soda.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You still say rayroad though I don't say ray road.
Still say road. I don't say so. My dad's from Missouri.
He said ray road. I don't say railroad. Okay, this
is what it is. You say shirt, you say sugar,
I do you say shirt.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, it's all true. It's all true. Wait.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I gave my guess because I'm curious what else he goes.
You just go straight salted. No, I'm sorry. What is
your go to snack from for a road trip?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I am a Celsius.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, I mean that'd be delicious. Uh, yeah, I would.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
I would probably do a a nerds rope.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That'll keep that on the side.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That a boy.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Then as the base, you gotta go with it, like
a salted almond, like a flavored almond, like those with
sabi almonds. Okay, my god, those are the ship.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, almond just feels like a responsible snack that's also
very delicious.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And then a little stinky. And this is debatable. And
sometimes I'll bring it on planes and people give me
side eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Rotisserie chicken.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, No, like a jerky, a jerky of subjec of course,
hopefully local, hopefully local. A local jerky hopefully local.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yes, you try to find the fun, local brand or
something that is a little more specific.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
To the region.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I love local jerky, but also Jack links it rocks too.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, we get down with that.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I love local jerky, though sometimes they just fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Hey. I'll suck up an old trapper too.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Hell hell twisted. That's what I heard about you.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, I'll suck up an old trapper jerkey.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I definitely get like a big water and then I
get a five hour energy drinker too. I just shoot it.
But then I'm drinking water, so my teeth don't get
all like. I will for sure get like a Reese's
Sticks four pack situation, Oh my god, because it's because
it's fun. I can either go this is all mine,
(18:46):
or I can be the fun guy who's going who
wants to stick. They're light, they're airy.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They check a box for me. Yeah, and yes, Blake,
you've got more.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Well, I'm that's like a kit kat. It's rees's is
that what? I don't know if I've.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Had It's a wafer. It's like a chocolate covered wafer
and peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That sounds delicious. Todd, give us a Reese's stick and yeah,
I'm in.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I mean, I'm a huge fan of everything Reese's does
so and I'm a fan of yours.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Thank you. I don't think I've ever said that.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Yeah, I would say. I would say I would get
a water too. Uh, you gotta get a water because
the water.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Like when you go to the checkout, you're like, and
I got the big, the big smart.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
When I got to the water, so I'm not a
total to generate. And then so you get the water.
But then also you got to get something with caffeine.
And if I'm off the energy drinks. If I'm on
the energy drinks, I'd get a big ass sugar free
Red Bull.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But if I'm off the energy, I would get a zoa.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I don't know about you guys, yea energy still, I
don't know if it exists.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I sometimes mix, you know, if I really need to
stay awake, if I'm driving, I would do I would
get my go juice, I'd get my eyes. I would
get a sparkling water, and then I would get an
energy drink and mix it and put it in a cup.
They go bango, wang, go tango.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm ready to drive like that, but if not, I'm
just gonna go with a like a coke z, a
cherry coke z.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Baby, I'm a big local jerky guy. You know, if
it's just like Mikes around the corner jerky, that's like
in a shitty weird bag.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Love it around the corner and jerk Mike.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I love a shitty weird bed. But I am also
a like if they have like a saran wrapped cookie
at the counter, Okay, yeah, a bit like a big one,
you know, like a big kind of I don't know
what you're giving that a shot.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'll give that a shot.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Also in at these I'm specifically thinking, really the only
time I road trip are is like what I'm in Nebraska, uh,
And we do a haunt once a year, and I'm
going to go in a few weeks where we go
we flying to Omaha and then we drive like two
and a half hours up to the Omaha South Dakota
(21:06):
border and that's where we hunt. And there's a gas
station that we always stop at that has very local
chips that are Larry the Cable Guy chips, and they
have all kinds of flavors and I always got to
get a bag of Larry the Cable Guy, Dill pickle.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Chips, Read the Cable Guy chips.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Get her done, Get her done, Babe, get her done.
Did they just do you think it's just like wrap snacks?
And they rebranded it Lady Larry the Cable Guy in
that area.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
No, I think Larry's making them.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I think Larry's doing his own.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Baking and air fryer at home. I think he's doing
his own thing. He's Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
He's got especially Nebraska, he's got a lot of pull.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I told you guys, I was as a celebrity guest
years ago now for the corn Huskers and I was
there and they're like and I'm like waving, you know.
And then I'm talking with Eric Crouch who won the Heisman,
who I found out we had the same birthday, so
that was fun.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And the mayor of Omaha, and so like these are
some some power players.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
And then someone comes up to me and goes, excuse me, Adam,
Larry the Cable Guy would like to see you. And
they're like, well, you gotta go, and I'm like, I've
been summoned by Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And then they took me.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
They took me up to him. He has his own
suite that's his all the time, that's decked out in
his stuff, and you go in.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Coolest guy, nicest guy. I was with Chloe. He was
asking her all types of questions.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You can't go in with those sleeves on, sir, Yeah
he was.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
He was the man.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Big shout out to Larry the cable guy. And now
my kid watches cars all the time, so I have
even a bigger appreciation all day.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh yeah, he's he's mad or whatever.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Have you watched Car too? I have.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
They are all good.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Curse two you're off of the Curse two is not
as good. They kind of give the movie to Mater
because two, I think it's twofold and maybe this is
a little two inside Hollywood, but I think Oden Wilson
was like off the fucking rails at this time, and
they were like, we need to make a sequel, and
they were like, we don't exactly know where he is.
And I think that Larry was also. Mater was like
(23:22):
the big breakout. He popped from the first ones. They
were like, let's make it the major movie.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I mean, I'm a big Mader guy. Three is pretty good.
Three three gets back on track.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
We haven't gone to three yet, but one is an
absolute banger.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And my kid, uh, it's it's.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I mean, we said we weren't going to do it
until he was at least two, to like let him
watch movies and stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But we let him watch just a few minutes of it.
And now every day he comes down and points to
the TV and goes.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Does that incessantly until you finally have a meltdown yourself,
and and you break down, you're like, fine, fucking we'll
put on cars.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Just put out of cars. Just don't give them your phone.
I have not from them. Just promise me, just promise
me you won't give them the phone.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Because that's that's when it's over. They're gonna need that
phone every damn day.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Everyone I know who gives their kids the phone, it's over.
Their kids are on crack, and and the parents love
it because it's the answer. They're like, here, don't be
on crack over there, so we can have an adult conversation. Yeah,
we're not.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
We're not giving him a phone, we're not giving him
an iPad.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You got to resist the ten hold out.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Just hold out until you like an airplane, like if
they're on.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's that's the one time where he's allowed. Well, we're
you're like, okay, you can watch the iPad on the airplane.
And by the way, he wants to watch it for
like fifteen minutes and he's like a little kid. So
he's like, okay, yeah, I saw that, Miss Rachel.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now what dude, And you're like, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
You want to walk up down the aisles and say
hi to everyone and annoy a lot of people. It's
it is funny how many people because it's a very
cute kid and.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
He's and he just goes and goes, hi, hey Hi.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
I would say eighty five percent of people love it
and think it's very cute. Those people that don't like it,
I've never felt this way. If someone like gives my
kid a side eye, I want to break their nose,
like how they teach you in taekwondo, where you do
that and the brain shoots back up into the brain
and it kills them immediately. That's what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You're on our exhibit A the podcast or Adam Devine
said he wanted to murder someone and now he did it.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
That's that's what I want to do to them, because
they gave my kid like his side eye, and you know,
I get it. They're on a plane, they don't necessarily
want to interact with children, but fuck them.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Wait it's quick sidebar. So remember I was wearing the
weight vest the other day and da da da da.
I was wearing it. I was taking it off, speaking
of noses going into brains, and I kind of like
hopped up to like get it off, and the front
plate just blasted my nose. And I was like, oh no.
I was like, my life didn't flash before my eyes
(26:05):
like last week.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
But dude, I was like, what if I just died
trying to get a weight fest off.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Taking a weight rest off destination, but knock your front
teeth out?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
That would be a bummer.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Uh nose to brain. Yeah. I but when I see
parents out and look, everyone do your thing. But when
I see parents out, like we were just at the
zoo the other day, speaking of zoos last week, there's
just kids on their phones at the zoo and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yo, there's a real yeah, there's real gorillas right there, elephant,
there's a rhinoceris right here. Yeah, fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Why are the parents like, sure here sure, I'm just like,
it's crazier out to dinner. The kids are just zoned out,
all of them on their own thing so the parents
can talk. And I understand the idea behind it, but
sometimes you just gotta fucking teach your kids how to
be out in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I gotta give them a cran. Come on, man, give
them a cran. Fucking go wild.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We were at no Boo.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Hello, my wife and I maybe, which is a fancy
you know, sushi place and sushi restaurant and we I
call them places.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Places, yes, and it's a fancy restaurant. Adota. He was
having like a.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Date night and you know, without the kid, and the
table next to us was two kids and the parents
and the parents are they're heaving her date night, but
their kids are with them full on laptop gaming setups,
wearing headsets.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Shit, that's kind of time.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Full on gaming at Noboo. Wow, dude, it was crazy.
And these kids are like they were a little older,
they were like twelve and ten something like that, but.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Even worse because I'm like, they can add to the conversation.
You can tell them about what's happening.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I know.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, though that could be
their job. They could be making thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
What if your kids are they're probably picking up the tab.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Hey that's true, dude, the main So god, I got this.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
They might have owned the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Come on, good call. You don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
They could be sponsored by Mountain Dude, They're they're paying.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
For no boo, I'll take that walk out, thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I was playing Call of Duty the other day and
I finally ran into my first world ranked Call of
Duty player because their skin it said like world rank.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
This guy destroyed everybody.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, it was like we all had like six kills
and he had the thirty kills and he won. It
was wild how good he was. And I'm like, I
mean and he probably was like fourteen years old.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
A few years back.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I did like a Mountain Dew tournament and I played.
My teammate was this kid named Priesta, and he's like
a legit like professional caller, you remember the Yeah, dude, Priesta,
that's my boy. He was fucking nice with it. But
he like he like he held the controller different, like
he call It was called like a claw. He like
(28:58):
made a new way to hold controllers. I met his parents.
They couldn't be more stoked on him.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
How old was this kid?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You were you were at a thing?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Okay? I thought you're online.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I think he was like sixteen or seventeen, like pretty
pretty young dude, like still lived at home, but like
they would fly out to do these tournaments and he
just like wreck shop.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Well that's cool if that's if you literally are that
great and that's your thing. Yeah, yeah, then then you're
that's your thing. I don't think that these kids were
at that level.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well you gotta let him play to practice, man.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, that's that's fair enough. Fair enough.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
I'm remembering this story a little more. The one kid
was full on gaming. The other kid is dming his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
And it was like, no, it was like the cutest
little exchange.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Like we could read it because because it was huge.
It was he had it blown up because he's on
a full on.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Laptop and it was like massive, and so Chloe and
I are like now you, now you And it's just
like a laptop a lot of like winking face. I'm
like this, this is kind of cute.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I mean, it's cute until it takes a wild turn
and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Jesus, the check.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I understand that some people are like, you know what,
it's cheaper than getting a sitter and we want to
have date night.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Sure, but yeah, sure, but guess what, get a crayon, bitch,
just get a sitter.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Get a cram get are Also you're going to Nobu.
It's going to be an expensive night.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
It's the new like bringing the dog on the airplane.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I mean the kids ate, so it was expensive.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's a while to bring the kids to Nobus.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't know are they even eating sushi if I
was a kid.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Oh, by the way, we're taking bo to Nobu tonight,
so yeah, get the phone out.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It does happen. We have the I PM reservation.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
And that's the way.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Both are actually great at restaurants because we go out
to you quite a bit, but you just have to,
like you order.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
He likes he likes to eat lemon.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
He loves lemons.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
So you go, Hey, give us a glass of water
with a lid and some lemons and a couple of eyes. Right,
they go get that. Then we walk around. One of
us walks around with him for a little bit until
that gets there. Then you put him in the chair.
He eats lemons, he eats some ice.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Water. He just eats lemons.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
That's a Hollywood diet.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
A little cayenne pepper we order.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Then then we walk him again, walk him around the restaurant,
you know, show him some cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Then we come back hopefully the food is there.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
We give him, oh, you know, whatever food that we
can give him there at Nobu that daddy.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Doesn't need, that daddy doesn't eat, and then and then.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Hopefully you know, it's a it's a great experience. Wow,
he's eating solid food now, right. Oh yeah, so he
can eat sushi, right, beza pizza.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I don't know if you can eat sushi. I don't well,
I don't think you would like it.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
But my kids, like the midwesterner in me is like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Well yeah, my dad's still He's like, but it's not cooked.
And then we take them to nice restaurants, you know,
a nice sushi restaurant, and.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Then he'd eat it and he goes, tell you what,
that wasn't half bad.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
And I'm like, yeah, dad, it's really nice sushi.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That it's important, but just psychologically it doesn't enter the chat.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It ain't right.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
It's like, it ain't right, that's right out there.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, and he's like, well, why it'd be better if
they cooked it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeah, I mean I don't think I had sushi for
the first time until my mid twenties, probably like with you.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, I didn't even touch the stuff. Yeah, I'm still
surprised that you've even tried it. I love sushi. I
think it's delicious. Yeah, we ate sushi together.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
We mean, you had a little fun sate night in
San Francisco and I.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Just was looking at I saw those picks in my
phone the other day and I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Like, oh, that wasn't nice dinner just me and Adam All. Yeah,
And I was surprised that you actually were eating the sushi.
You guys give me a lot of ship, because.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
For years and years you wouldn't or we would go
and you would eat like teraok, you'd get like a karaoke.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Bowl or whatever. But look at him now, he's eating
fucking seafood soup live on television.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You saw me, You saw me.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I had a clam Did you crack open any of
those crab legs?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Because we didn't like have the like, how the yes
I did last week.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I did not break into the crab legs.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
By the way, they didn't give us any tools to
break into the crab let so you had.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
To snap them with your hands. Actually, I kind of
forgot now that we're talking about restaurants. I got a
really cool thing sent to my my home from a
restaurant that we're all pretty pretty stoked on.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Here we go, did you guys? Did you? Oh my god,
Twin Peaks?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Uh wow, heard us talking and I got a gift
box from from Twin Peaks.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Get Ready, what's in the what's in the bus? Here's
what happens. Here's what happens Isaac because he told me,
he's like, I got a thing from Twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Like what was that?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
And He's like the restaurant, the restaurant, and I'm like, okay,
uh and then he doesn't give it to me.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
So I'm gonna come, No, it's better. It's better than
a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Okay, you're gonna want Isaac to send this to your
house because to have a great review.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It is a mouse pad?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh? Oh huge? Can you imagine? Wow? Funding up the
chain of command to be like and we need to
make these wow.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
I mean, by the way, and I hope that guy
is now the CEO of the company because he has
brilliant ideas.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Took me a while to figure out what it was.
I thought maybe it was just like a to go
like titty fucking doll.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
But I think I think you just lay on top
of him, go titty fucking dog. Like you take it
on an airplane with you, you go in the bathroom. So
for just the audio listeners, it's a mouse pad with.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Huge tubes for like to rest your wrist.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
By the way, that looks mad comfortable, it feels hella good, dude,
it's squishy.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I'm having wrist issues from you know, you're working on
the computer. And right, sweetheart, the doctor gave it to me.
I have to have it all right for my car pool. Wait,
but are you using a mouse?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
A no, no, but I mean using a mouse still.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Well, I'm just gonna kind of put this next to
my lazy boy and just rest my wrist right there.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
And sure it's comfy.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
If it be nice, I gotta good. I got a
feeling that you won't be resting that very long.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
And that's where you put your put your dick through that?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What is that? Is that? To go? Uh? To go body?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
What is that little dicke? What's a cooozy?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Okay, it's a cozy or you can you can't stick
your dick through the top.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
And okay, there's a little little jersey. And then I
got a hat which is pretty cool. The hat is
Chris Sick. So shout out twin peaks man. Yeah, that's
a huge that's big time, big time gift box. I
haven't I haven't read the note, but you didn't read
the note.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
You gotta read the note first. Oh it's so sweet.
That's really cut.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
That's the personal time.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
What does it say?
Speaker 3 (36:13):
He says, we heard an episode loud and clear bring
back restaurants, So we're answering the call with a mousepad.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
That's huge, titties, I mean shout out, now, should we
invest like I know, you know like people, you know,
people in our position, they they put their money where
their mouths are, and our mouths.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Where they want their mouths wrapped around. Want we want
our mouths to be well?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It says, if this is important, ever wants to post
up at a place with cold beer, scratch food and
hotter views.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Twin Peaks is locked and loaded. So boys scratch food? Yeah,
what does that mean like biscuits? Well, that's like a
golfing reference.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
No, I think it's like made from scratch as opposed
to like frozen wings that choke at Hooters. That's probably
there like angle. Oh okay, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
But yeah, you think that shots fired at Hooters? I
think so, Well, what are you, guys?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I mean, I don't know if I've eaten out of
twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, where's the closest one.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
We don't need to be divided any longer, guys, No,
this nation is divided too much. There's room enough for
Hooters and Twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Of course I misspoke.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Hey, right left, wherever wherever you are sitting. Let's meet
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Let's meet in the middle.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
We're here telling hi, this is nation telling everyone. We
need to meet in the middle. Right right.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
We got.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Received.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Thank you. I I cap oh boy, thank you Twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
That's that's nice. The rhetoric has never been toned. Feels good,
and that is nice. I love that. I love that.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
When was the last road trip you guys have been on.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I mean I drive pretty often.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, I drive to the Bay Area like three times
a year, so I've.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Driven that Oregon before. That's not short.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That's a hell of a drive. How far is that?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I did that for New Year's It was kind of
there's a what's the mountain range you go through?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
That's kind of brutal. It was like snowing through there.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, there they were. It was like a chain's situation.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, true nightmare. How long is that drive?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
What do you what are you looking at it? I
mean I had like a book on audiobook or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
But doesn't your GPS just tell you? I mean, I
drove through a funk out.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
He doesn't. You can't tell time. He judges by books.
Doesn't your GPS just tell you it's six and a
half hours or however long? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Sorry, Yeah, I didn't know how. I don't know how
like many miles it is?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I don't know what to know how many chapters of
your audio book you read?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Thought just said what are you looking at? And I said,
I'm not looking at anything. I'm listening. Okay, great, anyway,
I think it's like seventeen hours in a in an
EV where you gotta like stop like I don't know,
five times in charge for forty minutes.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, that's rough.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
That is rough.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
It's a big one.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Seventeen hours and then you I mean you're stopping, right,
You're stopping your spend the night somewhere.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah, I did a total Yeah, where is it? Like,
not Carson, Carson, not Carson somewhere are there? No?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
No, no, So Carson Carson is just in La.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
No, somewhere like just north of northwest of Chico, City
of Carson. What is that you there?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, Paradise?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I don't know anyway, I stopped it like a literally
like yeah it was paradise, and uh just laid down
in the like shittiest hotel bed possible. Like I'm like,
I don't want to pay anything. I'm just gonna be
here for like six hours sleeping and then I'm an
wake up and hit the road. Just lay down like
coffin style.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Almost the purpose of doing this, Jors, you just needed
to get a lot of shit up there, and yeah,
exactly because you you have a place up there, you
have a cabin, right, yeah, and so you just need
to transport a certain amount of shit.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, TVs that like I don't use here at the
house anymore, that we could put up there all sorts
of stuff.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
You did the trip by yourself seventeen hours.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I did. I did.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
That's legendary, bro, that car lives lives up there now.
Or you turn around and drove back.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
No, and then we all drove back with the whole
fam They all flew. I mean, it's the Rivian is
fucking sick. I mean I was in a legit blizzard
and just gunning it due that's I for sure should
have died. Every time I'd pull behind a truck. You're
getting like the residual end and flurries, and it's like
(40:46):
rolling hills a lot, so like you're trying to go
around and then you're just like, but what if a
car is just on the bottom of a rolling hill
and then just pops up as soon as I'm right there.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, that's the danger of that. You're dead.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
But I'm here to tell the uh what what book
was it? Because I am curious, slap on the audible.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I finished one book, twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
No, it was, Oh, it was the Tarantino like movie
book where he just talks about movies and shit, had
finished that and then started Stephen King The Shining the
Greatest movie ever, which, by the way, super fucking boring.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
The book is not as good as the movie. I
don't think it kind of gets a little weird.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Here's what I know about myself. Too many words. I
just I can't if I am just like, I don't care, idiot.
There's like a literal, literary whole chapter or more where
the dude, let's just say Jack Nicholson, so we know
what we're talking about here, all right, Yeah, is in
the basement of the hotel, reading newspaper excerpts, so you
(41:56):
get like a little history of the hotel and like
used to like mobsters used to be there, and like
a missing and like a wife and an affair and
dah da da da, And it's like you're just reading
newspaper excerpts and I'm like, you're like, Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
This could have been like two pages long. I don't
give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
And it's well written, and like it's it's interesting, and
you see how it makes him go like a little
crazier because like crazy things have happened there and he's
it's way more about him being an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah, I do like that.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Audiobooks are such a thing now I enjoy an audio
well now that now that I'm driving so much that
i live down here, uh in Orange County, and then
I'm up at LA all the time, so it's like
an hour and a half up and then sometimes when
you're coming back it could be two and a half
hours down, you know, and just beat in the car.
You know, it's nice to feel like you're learning a
(42:46):
little something and not just not just listening to old
Blink Cornady too.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
You gonna say the same.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
And Kid Cuddy over and over and over. Hot, it's
been a minutes. It's a ditch to the kid Cuddy one,
two three or.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Was that a vampire weekend as well? Or I don't
know if that was.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
It went through a little vampire weekend phase too. Yeah. Oh,
I'm trying to remember the guy who reads. The guy
who reads the book, though, is fucking crushing it. He's
an actor. His name is Campbell Scott. You've seen him
in movies. He was in like Roger Dodger and you'd
recognize him. He's like a super like clean cut business
honky type guy, executive type.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
He got a silky voice, or he really.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Does, and he changes it for people like the little
kid and the mom.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
I feel like, if your thing is doing audio books,
your job's done. AIS is coming for that.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Job right now. I feel like that is that.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Is already probably happening, and we don't even realize things.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, I've been hearing some some AI like radio ads
and you can tell. I mean it will in a
couple of years and by the end of the year
you won't be able to but.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yes, even some songs like that. I saw us like
this guy.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
He was like, this is Nickelback, but a R and
B soul version of it, right, and it was legit
very good and you're and the guy was like lipseeking.
So for a second, I'm like, oh, is he the
one singing this? But then he missed a few words
and I'm like, oh, he just lips And then I
was like, oh, it's a I to.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
God, damn it. We're dooom, We're done.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
We're doomed. I feel like every podcast I've watched or
listened to in the last couple of weeks has been
about this, and it's the thing everyone talks about is
like the atrophy where it's like, first of all, we're
leveling the playing field. Now everybody knows everything, which is
kind of cool because like if you couldn't go to college,
like now you know everything that somebody went to college,
(44:49):
and like a, I can do a ton of things.
And if someone's like a like a specialized in some
field and they know all the stuff, they're no longer
specialized because you're now just pulling it up on your phone,
and sooner or later it's going to be connected to
our brains. But then what happens in chapter two when
(45:10):
we're all like, well, you don't have to do anything
because we just know everything and no one knows anything.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
And no one knows anything, and then all of a
sudden it stops working or something happened exactly, and then
we're like exactly, but.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Also, what do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Cough?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Like what are you? Why are you waking up in
the morning?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Exactly? Like how primal do we get?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Our chairs are going to be covered.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
I want to be virtually slurped, no stop. I want
my wrist resting on my twin peaks. I just want
to be gobbled.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
But that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Like anybody who innately likes hard work and doing stuff,
I guess you'll be fine. But I would say that's
only thirty percent of people. Maybe I'll say four.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Maybe less than that, Yeah, maybe less would.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Like you hard.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
We're talking how hard the work is, like like medium work.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
And everyone else is looking for shortcuts or to chill,
and I get that for sure, but man, you're gonna
be fucked. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Well it's a very it's a very dark, scary time
to be alive.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Because who doesn't want to know everything? We all want
to know everything. That's why when we are like what
was the name of that person that movie? We just
whip it out from our phone instead of going, we
don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, I used to like try to hold that knowledge
in my head.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
No, like the like when I was a kid, I
would just read the back of like comic cards, just
to like memorize stats, right, strength intelligence, you know they're real,
Like why do I need to know the magneto's name
is Eric?
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Or like yeah, I would I would look at like
the back I would study the back of like baseball
and basketball and football car Yeah, and just like you
want to know their stats, and you want to be
able to like talk to your friends and and know
all that.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Now you don't now the camps, they don't even care.
They know what did I see someone posted on the
other day where like a person made a phone call
and they were like, what did everyone just like knew
everyone's phone numbers. That's like they like didn't believe the
movie people because they're like that's impossible, and it's like,
actually we did. And it's crazy, And I'm sure we
(47:18):
all remember our best friends umber from when we were
middle school.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Now I've got Kyle's. That's the only one I know
is Kyle's phone number.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, I got a Yeah, I got a couple.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
It's weird when it comes back to you, like I
just give him out. I think it's still is. Yeah, mine,
mine's still mine. Never changes.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
I've never changed.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
But yeah, do you remember you would have that like
raggedy ass thing that you'd keep in your wallet of
like everybody's number.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
I would keep like just like a sheet right of
like a little one sheet.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
It's this big like on the back of like someone's card,
and then you write really small and try to write
everybody's number on that, and you'd whip it out.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
And I think my dad gave me one of those
for like emergencies if like he went missing.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
That's a good call, like a little laminated emergency car.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, something like that with like my grandparents number and
shit or whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
That's a great call and was not laminated.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Any backs, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys, I mean.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Shout out to twin Peaks Peiks.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
I mean, god, damn, God damn. I hope you guys
have this in the mail. I hope we get that.
I hope we get that. It's gonna be cool. I
think he has already given that to his son. That
seems like a limited edition situation.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I really just I can't wait to just watch football
and do this.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, Blake, relaxed there, buddy, And why are you squeezing
it like this is a regressive. Yeah, it's a real woman.
It's just it's just jelly man.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
That's how That's how start was cutting open animals and
not a real woman.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yep, it's not a real fucking deaf people, It's just jelly,
all right, take back's apologies, epic slams.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, I mean, huh, I'm glad, I shouted out Priesta.
My boy, I gotta tap in with him. He's still sick.
If you hey, I'll just say, if your parents out
there and you're bringing the whole laptop setups to the restaurant,
I get it. If you're you're trying to get your
kid to go pro with virtual e game, this is
a this is a job of the future, you guys.
(49:19):
I get the Crayhon thing as well, but sometimes we
got to pay these bills. So I got buy this
no boo and maybe it's my and big shout out
to Blake.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I think that might be his first take. Adam. Yeah, honestly,
thank you. That was pretty pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, that was pretty cool to say on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
It's nice to.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Really tell you thank you. I finally had something to say.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Here goes my slaper. I won't, I won't, I shouldn't,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
And that's another episode. I love it. Yeah,
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Anders Holm
Kyle Newacheck
Adam Devine
Blake Anderson
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