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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is Important.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I chorked on that bone and slurped it down, and
I think it was the liquid that that I swallowed.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
There's a rope every week on a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I let her rope out, and you had to drive
home instead of go to the party because your dick
was on burn.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Buckle up.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah, man, why look at you, Blake? Oh what do
you see? Oh? Look, AT's what I don't see. And
I don't see a hairy up a little I know.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh whow. I guess I just I was like, he's
looking young, but I didn't notice that it was that.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I hate it. Does it? Do you think it makes
me look younger? Or does it just make me look
like a girl?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, I feel like people look younger without mustaches.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Adam, Yeah, that's a hot take.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I feel like I look a little like an old
lady a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, yeah, you look your mother, you Yeah, when your
mother's a beautiful woman. Hot hot, hot, hot hot.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Okay, I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You saying that.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
What made you what made you snip and trim? Uh?
For it's for a role, currently.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
For a role, and is for a television show or
a major major motion picture, major motion picture?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Is it talking?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
This is cool? Well, not major minor motion.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's a stop motion picture.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I thought of that the other day.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I saw something that was like a major motion picture
only released in theaters, and I was like, what, because
I've done some I've done a few major motion pictures
and then a few very not major motion pictures.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
But I think they all say major motion picture? Do
they not? Yeah? What's up with that? Is there?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
What?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
We don't have a minor league for? There's no minor
motion pictures.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
What are you guys talking about? It's called studio films
and independent films, and I'm sure when it's a studio film,
it's a major motion picture and that that well, I
know you Well, you're like, there's no miners, and I'm like,
what are in?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
They don't call it the minor miners?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Don't, but if we did, we could.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
That's what?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
And you know what I'm gonna exactly, I want to
start calling it the minor motion pictures instead of Well,
but then they might think it's children.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Then they might think it's children. Well yeah, okay, well yeah,
I could see how that could.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Be Blake's and all these minor movies.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Little rascals again. Yeah, I love working with these kids.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
They're hilarious. They say the darness things they really do,
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I mean, the Miners aren't bad like Savannah Bananas. I
feel people people love that version of the Miners.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Name one other. I'm sure Omaha's got one, right.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Teams.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I don't even know if the Savannah Bananas are considered
a minor league team. They're more like the Harlem Globetrouders,
but they Wow, you can't Harlem blob.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Chowder chowder?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What's the fucking Harlem bloch? Did you guys go through
a phase And I think it must have been like
middle school of people would be rocking minor league caps
because it was like a little more obscure, like the
mud Skippers was one and fucking.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I feel people still do that, oh modesto nuts.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, but like it's a phase. I feel like you
discover it, it's cool, and then you go back to
just wearing your Yankees or your cups or your l
A hat. There, sir.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I think basically exclusively wears Uh yeah, that's kind of
his stamp, that's kind of his name.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's a base he played baseball.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I do not know. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Didn't he I don't think so. I think he did.
And I think that that's why he wears the hat
so they can start the conversation. He can be like,
you know, I played baseball.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Todd, Todd, look it up again. Did he did not
play for Florida State?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No? No, no, no, no no. But I think he was
a bad But he swam also, big big bird.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Well, I mean, sure, I play.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I played baseball, and I swam, and I played basketball,
and I played.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Like I was running.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I ran up and down my street. Yeah, I ran.
I play.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You know, I'm a golfer. I've done all these things.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I was a climber.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I wouldn't say I was great or good at any
of them.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't know if Bert Kreischer was saying he was
good or great. But he played as a youth and
played the area at Brandon High School. Okay, so high.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
School base let's go Brandon.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And he was the catcher for a player named Brad
rand Key. Okay, so he's a catcher for a player
named Brad Rankey.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You a personal catcher if.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You go to Brandon High School? Do you say, let's
go Brandon? Like, that's gotta be the thing. They gotta
love it.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
They're running with that. Oh you know that Let's go brand.
They still think it's hell a funny.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
They all have Well it's also Florida, so they probably
do have the T shirts.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
So they got it. Yeah, they got they got that.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Still funny and so anyway, that's why I think he
wears those hats. So let everyone know he played high
school baseball.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's that's all right. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Then did you guys ever have a minor league hat? No?
Uh no, Omaha doesn't have a squad.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
They must have a baby.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah we knew, like, Omaha, fucking beef beef.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Dude, I mean, well, the beef are is our indoor
football league.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Sick.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh really Yeah, I want to say that we have
the Oils, but I think they moved, right, Todd, Todd look.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It up to this today.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I know Iowa has the Cubs. That Iowa Cubs. That's
a hard ass hat. That is that is a hard
ass hat. Yeah, but again, I can describe the deesto nuts, dude,
that is a squad.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
If you like nuts, you can have them on your
forehead or on your hat.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh yeah, we're the Omaha storm Chasers, which is also
a pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Nanty Oh yeah, trash can pandas. Oh god, Isaac, more
words please?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I like Isaac just puts trash can pandas with no explanation,
no saying like this is where they're from.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Are you meeting someone behind a Panda express?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Is that what you call? Let meet you at the
trash can behind pandas.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
We're just a couple of trash can pandas. I just
need more information, Isaac. I love that you're chiming in here.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And also that was like a minute and a half
ago that we called him out on it.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
No follow up infos still zero.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
No, you fell asleep immediately because it's because this is
how he types.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
And where's the where's the f where's the F?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
From Houston Angels minor league team.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Okay, trash can pandas Dad, I don't like that. That's
too silly.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Sorry, Houston Angels.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Dude from Houston Angels minor league team?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Fucking pissed? Now, dude, fucking thing sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't know what's happening. And the audience they just
hung up their phones. They're not listening to they're lost.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh my god, Oh no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You're gonna want to turn your phone back on.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
God.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I feel like we haven't podcasted in a long ass time.
So much freaking shit has happened.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I was just back in the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, you went on your your your, your your Nebraska journey.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, I did a one day VAKA And who'd they play?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What game were you at?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
They played Michigan State Nebraska, Cornhosker. I saw you on
uh because I watched the game. I tuned in' I
wonder if they'll show my boy. They definitely showed you,
and the announcer weirdly kept talking about how much like
weight you watched.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Dude, And by the way, I haven't really.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That's PR the PR machine is in full effect at him.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah yeah, I'm like, did you beat him there?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Or of course this is the storyline, this is the storyline.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
That's what I heard too.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I hadn't actually seen it, but they're like, oh, wow,
he's lost a lot of weight since the last time
I've seen him in a project, which I don't know
that if that was kind of like it's kind of
a compliment because he's saying that, I'm assuming he's saying
I look a little better, but also sort of a
dig saying I used to be fat, and then also sort.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Of it, yeah you did, you've been fat, also.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Sort of a dig since he saw me last, Like
it's been so long that this guy has seen me.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Yeah, okay, the relevance. Yeah, so I don't I can't stop.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You've been tossing and turning about this.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
As I was walking out of the stadium, people are like,
fuck that announcer, And I'm like what I I how.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Did they know?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
It's spent a while on it, like it showed you
and then it was like going to the game and
like there was a down he like went back to it,
like no, I'm just saying, you know, I wish I leaving.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
The stadium, people knew the announcer was saying this because
he was saying it on the loud speaker at the
game and check out this X fat ass.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm assuming you're saying on TV. I bet people are
listening while at the game.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Wow, yeah, throwout love that Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah, that's that's in Midwest.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What yeah? What what what is that? My dad did
that where it was like he would listen to the
radio and watch the TV. Well, you'd learn because he
wants the like bias of the local radio.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, and you learned to love your your announcers, like
I learned really loving like the A's announcers back in
the day, Bill King, he was the ship.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Their voice just it's so so Yeah, it makes you
feel my sal for your sports.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Womb and the TV guy's voices are are worse.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well, if you're at the game live, you're not hearing
any voices.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah, you don't. Yeah, they don't give you the play
by play.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
My dad would bring the radio, but he would also
listen to the radio and watch the TV. So the TV with.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Mutes ras, that's a lot, that's a lot, Yeah, because
you're gonna get a you're gonna get like a second
delay and that would drive me nuts.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
But also, yeah, maybe your dad just hated the TV announcers.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I think he when it was like a national he
was like, they don't know how to roof for the
Bears or whatever. That doesn't looking cool.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I was in the other room drying.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, so they gave us, they gave Dad Ninja's move.
They gave me and my buddy Zac not quurtside but
field side passes. And I had that crocheted corn mask,
you know, of course, and so they came to me
and they're like, hey, do you want to go be
(10:42):
introduced and then you'll run our T shirt cannon and
we'll go to the student section. You'll bust the T
shirt cannon out and it launches like fifty T shirts
in a matter of seconds.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I'm like, oh yeah, and you politely said, I'm just
trying to relax and watch the game actually sell.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
No, In fact, I was like thirty five drinks, David.
I'm They're like, oh god, oh what did we slack out?
And then I was like, I will rip the corn
mask off, but I'm gonna wear it like we'd prefer
you didn't wear the corn mask.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I'm like, I'm gonna rip it.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Out, and they start, so I'm in the mask.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
I'm waiting for them to say when it's time to go.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
It took forever, like we ended up scoring and tying
the ball game up in that time, and I'm like
kind of like looking out, trying to see if I
can see what's happening while wearing this mask, sweating, And
finally it's like, go, go, go go. The the guy
was trying to film us driving on. He trips and falls.
(11:44):
We almost hit him. He goes back to grab his phone.
The woman trips over him throws him out of the way.
It's like, what the fuck? Will zip around in the gator.
We go to the center field. I come out there announcing.
They're playing like the Workaholics music, I think, and they're
they're announcing me. Uh they say from Omaha, Nebraska, huge
(12:08):
corn Husker fan, used to be current.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Not so huge and current Hollywood actor. That's how they
announced me. Which that fun. And then I whipped the
corn mask off.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Film star, yeah, totally minor motion pictures.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
And then then I hop on the back and we
go to the student section where I'm supposed to shoot
the thing off. It malfunctions, one T shirt limp, dick
flops out, farts out of the cannon. The whole student
section is.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Come on, I'm pushing the button. I'm pushing the button.
I'm twisting the knob like he told me to your
skiny bitch shirts, pats me on the back as if,
like you said, Sacha ship, you didn't do it.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
And then and then we drove off and that was
my big you lose, damn dude.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I stood.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, I was pretty disappointing. That's okay. You got
the wind though, can you throw shirts? There was there
was stuff on the inside of the tube.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Oh, it's got like a huge put your arm down
the tube to get it. And then he went off
and your arm blew off.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah he could have done.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, like you know, like when you overheat a hot
dog in the microwave, it's just a.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Split split kind of opens up like a tremor.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah. Yeah, last time he was here, his arm split
open like a hot dog. Here he is not so
corn husky, Adam.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
The weight is back on the back on. It's probably
depressed from the last time he was here.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
And then a W now, big, big, w big.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Honestly, as soon as they showed you on the TV, then.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
You guys started like mashing. I'm like, they're calling this
guy back.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Good because Michigan State can be sneaky.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
They can be sneaky, they can be sneaky.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
They're well known for being sneaky.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Snaky spartan. But it was good to good to get
back there.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I love, I love going back to Lincoln, going back,
going back this coming weekend for the hunt. I do
a big hunt, a pheasant hunt with some family and
friends once a year, and we're doing it a little
early this year.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
That's usually my indicator of Thanksgiving. But you're going a
little early. We're going a little squirrely early.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I was talking to Mike. You guys, you guys made
up with the guy.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Made up with the guy?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh yeah, last time, you guys like smoked weed and
didn't you call him an asshole or something?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Or I didn't do Why I did? I did smoke weed,
but I didn't smoke weed indoors, Hollywood minor actor. I
didn't smoke weed indoors. I did not call him an asshole.
But one member of our group right kind of did
both of those things. Yeah, and then he said, you're
no longer allowed back.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
He did those things or he kind of did those things.
What side are you on?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Well, he's he smoked weed inside the cabin, which we
were not allowed to do. And he was like if
you want to do it, just smoke outside of the cabin,
which I thought pretty fair, Yeah, pretty fair, it's your cabin.
I totally respect that he was refusing to not smoke
weed inside the cap.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, which there's just about inside cabin weed.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Which is an insane thing.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
When he asked you not to, and then and then
he took two joints at the end when we're paying,
the guy throw threw him down and was like, hey,
this for you and your wife next time. Why don't
you chill the fuck out? And I'm like, dude, goodbye,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Can I but that's such what do they call it now?
They call it? They call it main character energy?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, he thought.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That was fucking cool. Actually not great.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Well, you know what, that's the cool move is to
go my bad.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'm here to have a good time. This is how
I have a good time. I crossed the line your
dick in front of raider.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
What are you're trying to impress a bunch of fourth graders?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Like you're like an older kid and you're like saying
some cool ship and but the we're all fully grown
adult men and we're like that was the worst, right, or.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
A fourth grader trying to impress the eighth grader.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Sure, when you're young, you really think being mean is cool.
It's cool, shut off the way to win win points.
But if shot if not.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Cool, stupid pitch, you would think that you fucking idiots.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, so then we had to smooth smooth, smooth it
over with him.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I kept getting a text from a guy who has
the same name as the owner of the cabin, and
he would just text me. He called me one day
and I didn't respond. I didn't see it, and I
was like, holy shit, it just called.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
So I texted him.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I'm like, hey, is everything good because we had just
been told that we're no longer invited back.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
We've been going to this cabin for twenty years. We
love it, we.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Love we love the owner of the cabin, we love
his wife, they love their family, we love everything about it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And if you're watching the YouTube video, we just posted
all his information there.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, but I kept getting I got a call from
this guy and I'm like, I hit him back.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
You're like you good, and he's like, yeah, is everything
good with you? Just checking in? I'm like, yeah, thing's
going great. Here and he's just like, uh. He was
like love you, bro, and.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I'm like, bro, this guy's like my dad's age and
I'm like, huh, bro, I know you love me.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
But get get get to the how So sorry, this
guy's got the same name, so.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
It wasn't him.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But it kept going on for months, like the last
four months months, I've been reaching back out to him,
being like, hey, just check it in.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
We still good to go? Uh for the hunt?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I guess I'm I'm missing the Like how did how
did this?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I had him?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I had this number saved as his name for whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
So maybe you've been texting someone else for years, but
you that you that you do know, but you have
it in your phone under the wrong name.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Is what you're saying, yes, and it's whoever it is.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I looked back through old text I'm like, I don't
know who this person is obviously from like my responses,
I'm like for sure, I like two word responses, you know,
yeah and soy docky. It was very confusing until finally
I was like, you don't own the cabin.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
I go hunting with you and they're like wait what
and I'm like, ah shit.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
So then we had to actually reach out because I
thought I had all the ducks in the row.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
I'm like, yeah, we're good.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I think we're good to go all the ducks in
the road to blow their fucking heads off.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Absolutely, So you should probably FaceTime that guy just to
kind of figure out who he is, the mystery the
mystery man at the other end.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
No, I don't want to go down that road. No,
you never know who it's going to be.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Who do you think you've been texting? I don't And
is he listening now?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
It's possible the guy like washed your car one time
or something.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yeah, i'd say, yeah, well you know how to go,
especially early on when you would just get someone's number
because you drink with them at a bar once and then.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah yeah and then be like, let me give you
my number, and you're like a.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Kind of right because they like they host something and
you're like and then.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
They're like, all right, text me, so I have you
and you're like.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I put your or like you're like, yeah, give me
your number, and you like type it in, but you
type it in wrong, and they're like, just text me
right now and then I'll have your number, and you're like,
I Isn't.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It crazy how some people roll so strong with that
that that you feel like a bad guy being like no, sorry.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
It's a move.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I've had to do that sometimes where I'm like, nah,
that close, pal, and they're like whoa. I love that
they actually shocked and I'm like, hey, we only met
fifteen seconds ago.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah, you're better at that that I am.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I usually will just have twenty eight thousand contacts in
my phone.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I always go your number still nine to one one. Alrighty,
Then here's my question. When you go back, is there
gonna be any like tongue in cheek mention of what
happened last year? We're like, so, did you end up
smoking those joints and throw Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I don't think so, because it was talked it was, yes,
it was. He was very offended.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
He well, also, you got to remember we've been going
for legitimately twenty years. He saw us like grow up
and for him to just be like, you're dead to me.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I remember when your dick reis those joints.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, sure, you you grew up to be an asshole.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah, you guys have to be assholes.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So then are you gonna get ahead of it and
go We're so glad to be back. Just know, definitely
not gonna be smoking in the cabins.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
We understand all those yes, those two, we understand the rules.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
And those two uh trouble trouble makers.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, they are no longer invited. And they were actually
pretty pissed at us for going back there.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I were like it, Hey, look, you know we've been
doing this a long long time. We're not gonna let
two people ruin it for the for the whole group.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Wow, you stand with the with the cabin. Yeah. I
like that.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Hey man, that's that's loyalty. I like that is it now?
But you guys both have yeah, man, loyalty to the cabin.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
But the but and the two guys they were new additions, right,
they were Bobby Brown's.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah, but I mean new within like the last eight
ten years.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
So they've been coming. But got it. But now do
not come, do not come, but now do not come.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Nice to it. The board is back is back in town.
Well that's exciting.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
What's been going on in your guys' lives? Oh my god,
so much. There's just been just tons of events.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I feel like I've been seeing so many people like, well,
you guys didn't go to it, but there was like
the big launch of the Aativa Van's collab.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yes, I was bummed. Uh, I was bummed about that.
Can we say that we're doing the name the thing?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I don't know?
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Can we know?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
So Adam and I did a thing yeah, yeah, which
is also and I did a thing Isaac.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Can we say that, Isaac?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Are you there?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Isaac? Can you type more than one trash pandas.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Transfer Saint Louis trash brandos.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Okay we can so. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
So I did hot Ones again and it was like
a live hot Ones, which they don't really do. They'll
do it a lot, they don't do like a live
event really, so uh a live but it hasn't aired yet,
but recorded live.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
It was recorded live, but I love the audience.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yaac, Isaac types and okay he fixed it. It said
you out it out on your already, but now he
fixed it to put it out.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
You are sot?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Did we though? Did we put it out? I thought
we just put a picture up that kind of hinted
and teased.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
I don't know whatever. So we we did hot Ones again.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
It was super fun, which I'm excited for because you're
If anybody hasn't seen your your first hot Ones appearance,
it's very good.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
It's a very entertaining hot one. We're back buck ups.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's just it's just no spoilers, baby, Yeah, no spoilers.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
It's a fun one.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
But but that was the same night as a teabist thing,
and I had planned. I was like, you know what
I think because I was up in LA I was like,
I'm gonna do the hot Ones thing and then I'll
just roll right there easy. And then when I'm walking,
when I'm like walking back to my car, I was
limping from what from the hot sts. It was so
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hot that my body started to limp. And someone was like,
are you okay?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Did you heart yourself? And I'm like, yeah, why am
I limping? I think the bomb is in my hip?
M I think the bomb just dropped in my hip. Baby.
I literally limped back to the car.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Okay. So then I was like I shouldn't go. But
that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
I've heard it, you know, affecting people's stomachs really really badly,
but I've never heard it go into somebody's like leg,
you must have a spicy meat, bob.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I'm dying to try it now because I went. So
the short story for me is that I came out
to share Wing five and then do a little rapid
fire Q and a back and forth with Adam and
Wing number five not challenge. I don't know. I was like,
I was kind of like and maybe I was just
going into it being like this is about to direct
me for the night. I'm gonna be cooked. And I
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ate it and I was like, Okay, this is not horrible.
And then I also I just chose to go home
afterwards and did not go.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Oh so you didn't party.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Wow, that was just a choice not to come support
your friend, And yeah, I wanted to see my kids.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I think seven, seven, and eight are the ones that
really turn on that.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I gotta have seven or eight or whatever.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Have have eight, have a have debomb.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, they do a at home kit now that you
can order, and my dad did that once and we
did it. And yeah, for the most part, the first
ones aren't so bad, but when you get to those
later numbers, they fuck you up.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
And I only had five, didn't have one through four
to like kind of tee.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
It up and yeah, get the slow burn compile. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yah ya juicing.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Yeah, I remember like touching my eye after it and
that was all fucked up.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It was.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
It was bad. My lips, my lips hurt, my asshole hurt.
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
How was the release party a Tiba thing? It was great, dude,
off the Hazy for Sheezy.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, so many like people from all over, Like, you know,
the whole thing about the campaign is that he gets
people from all over, you know, the walks of life, Yeah,
to come together through skateboarding. And yeah, there's just so
many random people there.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I mean, the rollout was crazy. Yeah, and the shoes
are sick and yeah they did it proper.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Big shout out to a Tiba and two vans Combat
Made in Heaven.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I don't know if you guys have been in a
mall lately, but at every van store we're like right
there in the window.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
So it's pretty cool. I've been to them all okay, cool, okay, Yeah,
I hit them each and everyone.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Oh okay, you're not a mall guy, just to make sure,
Oh you hit him. I thought you said hate him.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
No, No, I hit the mall.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Oh okay cool?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, malls rock okay, cool? Yeah, man, we believe you
because you know, they said that they'd be there, and
so I had to double check.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Okay, yes, you're just checking the You're just checking in
on every band store to make sure they're okay.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Thank you for doing that.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I made a road trip out of it.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Okay, Okay, we believe you. We believe you.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Right, Well, you should have came by the party.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
It was really fun. I was too busy. Was that
these malls?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
You would have loved it. You would have really loved it.
It was a good time. Yeah, okay, and then you
went to the Chair Company premiere?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yes, yes, last night I got to see the premiere
of The Chair Company, the HBO show Tim Robinson.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I thought it was fucking awesome, dude. He knocked it
out of the park.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yes, I'm very excited to see the rest of the series,
but I'm kind of I kind of like the night
kind of got ruined when I got home because my
entire ho I was like smells like like Barts.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
This is cooking steaming broccoli.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
How did you? Okay, but you want to know what
really haven't.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
So it goes I would get sucked into the ac
events and sent all to the house.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Dude, So before Wait, how did you know that Blake's
girl was steaming broccoli?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Because we steamed broccoli too, and it ruins the entire house.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Your house. But listen to this, this is even worse. Okay,
steam broccoli too. I don't know if hours and hours
later it still reeks.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It does.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Well, listen, listen to the it's bad.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
So just ask Isaac, Isaac, chime in here, trash ash pants.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
So before I went to the premiere, I decided, you know,
I had dinner with the family, had like some Asian noodles,
broccoli tofu little out of Mammy and was like, okay,
this is cool. Went to the premiere, had a good time,
got home at eleven.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I'm like, okay, this is cool.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yup, yup dope, family food, yup dope.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
I go into our worship and it's like, oh, like
we all have broccoli.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Maybe Sam has just been like busting as in her
sleek like cause the room smelled like a far bro
like bad, like you walked into a far bag.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Whatever. I'm so tired, I'm just gonna just gonna pass out.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Maybe we'll have a laugh about it in the morning,
but so then and wake up in the morning, go downstairs.
Still smells like farts, dude. Yeah, and like Sam brings
it up. She's like, yo, it's he like smells like
farts in here. And I'm like, yeah, I thought it
was you, like farting up a storm last night because
of the broccoli.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
She's like, I don't know what it is. I don't
know what it is.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
And You're like she's like looking around, like maybe there's
fruit rotting somewhere, and I'm like, is it the is
it the plants?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
She's like, oh no.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Right, She's like I used the leftover steamed water of
broccoli to water every potted plants in our house. God, god,
our entire house just and I was like, fucking farts, dude,
And I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Well, you got to rewater the plants with fresh water.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Well, no, you gotta glade in there.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
No, that's what.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
So I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, can
I glade plants? And they're like, you know you can't.
It will kill the plants. So yeah, I guess you
just have to. It's a natural process of you got
to water them, let it all dry out and all
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
What about like squeezing lemons.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
That's what I did, dude, I took. I had two
lines sour farts. Dude, it sounds like sour farts. Yeah,
really bad. But I was like, it was kind of
one of those moments where you know, I kind of
considered myself the dumb, the dumb one of the couple.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Yeah, you know, I'm just.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Stud I think that everyone does aead I'm for sure,
but that was a moment where I was just like
I could fucking dunk on her.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Dude. I was just like, what did you do? Put
broccoli water in the plant? Yeah? That was a bonehead
move right.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
It's when like I can't see you get hurt. They
laughed so hard because they're like the deaddy is in pain. Yeah, yeah, gotcha,
bit you're like a child, gotcha, bitch.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
And I might have told this on the podcast before,
but when I came home one time from high school
pretty stoned, me and my buddy Zach and my mom
comes in from the backyard and we had a little
white I think it's a West Highland Terrier. The white
dog on like the pedigree can Yeah, I think it's
a West Highland Terrier. I think Okay, and it's a
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white faced dog on the pedigree.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I think it's like a white Toto, yeah, exactly, And
that was my nickname in high But it was.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
A puppy and was eating its own shit. Yeah, shit
eating dogs. Those are the worst, man, Yeah, the worst.
My mom saw on Oprah.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
If you put hot sauce on the ship, it won't
eat the shit anymore. But we're from the Midwest. We
don't have hot sauce. My mom didn't go buy hot sauce,
but she had my old salsa. So she put a
dollup of mild salsa on all of the little turds
in the backyard and she goes watch this speak.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
At the hot hot hot exactly.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
And then Maggie runs out and just starts gobbling around,
launching these mounds.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
And is covered in shit, and she's like, did I
just put into a lot of sauce on one?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
And then a little bit there's some salsa beer day
on this one.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
We're from the Midwest. We don't know what any of
those words mean, right, it's only pace, that's it. Yeah,
and yeah, and we made fun of my mom for
still still. I mean that happened when I was sixteen
years old, so she's doing her best.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Yeah, I mean that's incredible. There's almost that's almost kind
of cool. Is that like, is that cruel as like
a dog owner, because it's kind of a hack instead
of having to pick up your dog shit, if you
just kind of like sprinkle like something, they like so
they just eat it.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I have questions about how you father.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yeah, that's a hack? Is that?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Is that a hack? And what are some other hacks?
What are some daddy hacks?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
You don't gotta change your kids diapers if you make
them eat them.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
What I like to do, I shove the poop back
in them. Then the diaper's not dirty. Daddy's a good guy.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
It's one poop. It's one poop.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
It's just one poop. It's a rope. Every week on
a Sunday, I let her rope out.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
It's an interesting take. I guess that is a hack
of some sort.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Probably not kind of a red because dogs already eat
their poop and it's not like bad for them, right,
It just kind of makes their breath really bad when
they live.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
I bet it's I bet it's not great. I don't
think it's good for that I bet it's not great
for them. Yeah, I bet, like they get parasites and
things like that. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I remember just seeing a bunch of grass and my
dog shit when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Well, anyway, they eat that when they feel sick, aggravates
their tummy and it makes them fuke.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I think, yeah, all right, the cause of diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Alright.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, my mom did some a few dumb things when
we were kids. I remember when go off. I love
her a piece of I mean there, it was all
for the greater good. She just it was just a
little misplaced.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
She.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Uh, we had this great they called it like the
October snowstorm where it was the middle of October and
we had like a record eighteen inch inches of snow
overnight dumped on you, and it just dumped on us.
And uh then the power grid went down, so we
didn't have any power, and uh, my mom thought we
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were going to freeze to death. So she starts, my
dad wasn't home.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
We were asleep.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
After survived, we gotta eat the mom.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
It snowed after last night.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
There sauce on it.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
We still have cereals that's also on it'll be okay,
that's how we make it palpable.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Here's a fork and a knife.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
So she uh takes a she's been wanting a new
like dining room table. Okay, so she takes a hatchet.
Obviously I wake up to just like, oh my god,
and I'm like, that's what's going on. And I'm like
and I wake up. She has thrown the legs of
the dining room table into the fireplace.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Blake. That's kind of a life hacking.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
I'm a survivor, but the lacker of no poisonous.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
So we're like coughing and uh, it's backed up into
the house and the whole house is Our eyes are
watering and so then we had to open up all
the doors and windows.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Was the flu open? Did she check the flu?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
What's the flu? Honestly, I don't think it was because
of the amount of what is the flu?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
What is the flu?
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Yeah, the flu of a chimney the flu's.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Will you open for the smoke to go up and
out of the.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
So you can prevent this? Why would you ever want
it to be closed us if it's.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Cold, the colder could come down or critters.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah, California kid genius.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, dude, another level. It's kind of a life hack.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yeah, it's important. That's like a life hack. That's crazy
life hack, dude. Common knowledge is just life exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
And uh and then we were literally freezing and then
had to put on like winter coats and snow just
to sit in the living room.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Yeah, that is a life hack though, Like if you
don't like something like just go into emergency mode and
just destroy it.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
That's great. She cut up that table she didn't want,
now new table next day. I love it. Yeah, it's
a life pack.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
I mean that's during the the fires here in La
I lit both my cars on fire and reported to uh, yeah,
the insurance company.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Is oh ship, they caught the bro. They caught the
bro bro that he was your bro. Yeah, dude, the
he's a bro.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
They did catch him. I didn't even know it was
uh electrically.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Well well, now, of course, well of course, you know there's.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Well I think they didn't want to say it was
arson because then copycats can.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
And they will as soon as it's windy again.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
They're kind of saying, because you know, there was a
lot potentially a lot of like lawsuits out there, so like.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Against big electric companies. Sure, yes, Like so they were like,
we really need to make sure all guy dude. Oh yeah,
interesting to take all guy.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, it's a little bit so he's not the homie.
It's a conspiracy. But what I'm kind of piecing together
here is that they're.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Sitting together through Reddit or dark web dark web stuff.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Sure, I'm all the way in.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I'm like, AI everything, dude, it is the is the
It's a whole new world out there.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yeah, it's a whole new world out there.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
He used a I look to be like, can I
say I flicked a cigarette and that that started a
fire like as a cover and they used that.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, his like Google history and all that shit was Yeah,
it was very suspect. I guess I don't know. But
what a bummer, dude. That guy's a fucking piece of shot.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah, what are you doing? He went back to the
scene to like watch it burn, Like, dude, get a
fucking girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
You're a stupid dumb alf.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Like, dude, get I love it.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Durs just sitting him down in a fucking interrogation.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I mean, I'm just like, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
That mustache straight and that boy right out? What's going
on pal fuck man, get a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Hey, I'll tell you what to do. You wake up,
You make your bed. Okay, that's the first thing you
gotta do to get your life together. You make your bed,
and then you start exercising. You take care of your body.
Your body's a temple. Then you're gonna find yourself on
as attractive mate.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Uh No, I'm just a conversion therapist or whatever.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
The converting to what you know, like that new thing.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
It's like trying to get past where you like religions
make you not gay by talking to you.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yeah, well you went to that.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
But I think being gay's okay. I think writing. I
think starting a fire, igniting of fires, not a different
kind of fame. What are we talking here?
Speaker 4 (38:18):
No, that's weird, tay, same kind okay, blame on baby, Okay,
weird take.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, so you want me to do conversion therapy for
freaking pirate cyrus. He's a freaking pyro.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
I understand being a pyro, but like controlled chaos?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Come on, what are we doing interesting? And what's your
take on? Because ye again Midwest, we light fires.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
We like those like a good bondfire. Really do I do?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I haven't really looked into a lot of that. I'm
glad they caught him. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Yeah, took him long enough. But what can you even
do to this guy prison? I know, but like no,
he has to be lit on fire publicly. We have
to melt.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Him slowly, like like a little bit every day.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
We have to witch burn his ass. We have to
salem witch burn his.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Ass, because like the amount of destruction insane is another
level and turn.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah, well, I mean you have to get like three
you know how they give like a hilarious sentence.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Right, it's like seven thousand life sentences.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Yeah, they're like three hundred and forty seven years.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, until you're paroled, and then another seventy years.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Yeah, and then what like going back then going back. Yeah,
that is weird. Why do we do that? Just?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Oh well, because if you get your your prison sentence reduced,
it's like you're still in for two hundred more years.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
That's why they do it. It's kind of a life hack.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
It's it's a fucking lock pack of the judicial system.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
It's a four life hack.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
It's really okay. Heck, yeah I like that.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, yeah, guys figure out some I facts.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Because because like, yeah, I just I'm like, is that
going to prevent other people from doing this kind of thing?
When the next fucking Santa Anna's kickup?
Speaker 4 (40:09):
I hope, So it's it's we're vulnerable no matter what.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
But yeah, I'm not certainly hope. So I'm not bitch.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
You gotta like that foaming ship that you could spray
on your house, that's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
No, but good call, good call the spider being of foaming.
But this isn't exactly somebody. Somebody sent me this message.
It was like an alarm system that fills your house
with fog. And they were like, they're like, didn't you
just didn't you come up with this idea? Like episode
three and now it's a thing.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
Yeah, it's real.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Wait, so what what did you on the podcast years ago?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Years ago? Yeah, I don't know how many years ago.
Maybe next week we'll talk about him.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
We'll talk about how it's fine.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
First First, however, many episodes I was like, you know'll
be cool an alarm system that just fills your house
with like fog, like a fog machine, because then you
can't see you panic and you're like, I gotta get
the fuck out of here. I'm gonna spend any time
looking for stuff because I can't see my sin.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
You're stubbing your toes, you're you're tripping over ship. Yeah, yeah,
that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It's called toe stubbers. Yeah, absolutely, And so now apparently
it's a real thing, and I was.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Like, it's just called stubbers. Stubbers.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Oh that's cleaner.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
It's cleaner, you know, it's than a billion. Drop the
the and what's called stubbers?
Speaker 5 (41:30):
And what system do you have on your house?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Maybe I got stubbers, Okay, stubbers the name you could trust.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Anyway, it's very exciting to a stubbers guy to have
spent the last however many years has been doing this
podcast instead of coming up with an actual version of
this home security system that will potentially yield not millions,
not you know, it's cooler than a million dollars a billion?
Speaker 5 (41:56):
A billion, dude, yeah, a billion? Yeah, I guess that
is cooler. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
I wonder if it's gonna be installed in people's homes,
if it's really taken off.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
It seems like a good idea.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It's ugly as fuck. It looks like just a giant
metal box and you're like huh uh. But but it's
still a good idea, is it?
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Is it something you only said when you're not home,
because like, what if you're home in the intruder come
even better?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
You can be in the room with them and just
be quiet and they don't know, or.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
You could be yelling at you, motherfucker, I'm gonna kick
your ass when the smoke clears.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I think we've done this exact same thing where if
you said this and I said, you throw your voice
or whatever, Hey, I'm.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Over here by the knives, and you know, and you
know the room a lot better, so you're able to
move around, right.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
It's like every cool movie where it's like now you're
on my territory bitch trapman, or yeah, you fucking Cather's
Aida Jones Apocalypto, cause you're probably nude or in your
like sexy what stuff you wear to bed? Go off?
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Well, you know, so you've got you.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Captain Zaida Jones buns out and you're just dipping beneath
the fog lasers.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
You're in your house, shes just scuffing around. I like
that one.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Do you guys sleep naked?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Used to had kids and then stopped? Oh yeah, we
must have covered that.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
No, I I don't because I just think about, like
all the spiders, I would crawl down my dick hole
and my buttthole.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Oh of course.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Of course, of course, of course, best case scenario.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Yeahhh, my dick hole burned.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
All right, we're gonna we'll be right back after these messages.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
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Speaker 2 (43:39):
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Speaker 3 (43:48):
Adam, you were saying after hot ones hot hot hot hot,
dick hole literally burned.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Well, yeah, you can't just thumb your dick hole book.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Yeah, you can't go you can't go straight. I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I think I think what we now know is that
you were.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
I wasn't. No, I think it was the the sauce.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
No, you limped to the car, you got, you got
in your comfy front front seat. You're like, I gotta
be at Atiba's thing soon, but I feel like I
got enough time to rubble one out started yanking.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Then you had a five alarm fire in your cock hole.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
This checks in.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
You had to drive home instead of go to the
party because your dick was on burn.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah, I mean that does it does check out life Hack.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
It does check out, and that would be that track,
But that's not what happened.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
I think.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Well, because the last wing they say, we called the
last dab.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
And you're supposed to put a little bit more on there.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
And I was hitting it hot hot howe when you
are hitting the side of a steak sauce bottle or
a ketchup bottle and you can't get it and you
can't get it, you can't get it, and then all
of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
It just oh yeah, that was very funny, burping the baby.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
That's what happened.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
It all over the wing and it was just posed
and I was like, well fuck, and it's in front
of a live audience.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Audible gasps from the crowd.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Yeah, And so I'm like, I can't be a bitch,
you lose.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
So I just I chored on that bone, slipped it down,
and I think it was the liquid that that I swallowed.
It passed, you know, because the it passed through the
body as if I drank it.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Damn, Oh my god. How long did that that burn
stay with you? Like? Was your bad for a couple
of days or did you just know that by the
next day it was did you.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
See it in?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I have another theory, but it kind of involves spoilers
about how it went down.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
Maybe don't spoil it all.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Here's what, here's all I'm going to say. Here's what.
Here's all I'm going to say. Is there a chance
that you had sauce on your face that then liquid
that went down your chest or your body might have
traveled down into your nethers m and worked its way
to the sweet spot.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Yeah, because one of my dick holes in my pants
that goes, well, you do you do chuck up? You do?
Speaker 5 (46:16):
No, you do tuck up?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
And then he's kind of a direct line, little anteater. Yeah, yeah,
direct line right into the tunnel of love.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Blake's what excitement about just the knowledge of and I
know you do tuck up? You do tuck up. I'm
gonna say it again, you do tuck up. I have
it written.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
I have it all written right here. My boys, Uh
huh Yeah, Adam tucks up. Okay, here's to the right.
Kyle tucks his into his own butthole. Yeah, it's it's
all good. I've got all my boys on.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
And what do you do?
Speaker 5 (46:50):
Can't tuck anywhere?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Not tell him whatever? Yeah, points straight up.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
I rested on top of my nuts. Very cool, Thank you,
very cool.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Oh, by the way, I was wondering, do you guys
think boxers now that pants are bigger again, do you
think boxers are gonna have a resurgence?
Speaker 3 (47:13):
I would say so, yeah, I would say everything's cyclical, right,
so it's going to loop back around.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
I feel like that was I don't. It's not a
fashion thing for me.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I think that our underwear technology has advanced past boxers.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I'm sorry this is news to me, Adam. Did you
just hear Blake Anderson say it's not a fashion thing
for me.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
I don't think that that underwear and boxers are I
mean to me.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
But you are someone who wore your underwear out of
your asshole for a decade as a fashion.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
You wear it like your ass fully hanging out a fashion.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Actually, I have it written right here.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
That is not written. You're keeping tabs.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
No, that's underwear as a stability thing. You wear it
as a fashion thing, Kyle. Where is it as a exactly?
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
So thank you?
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Yeah, No, dude, I don't sag for fashions.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
It's what we have to do as Bay area ambassadors,
you know, yeah, ambassador enough.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
It's not a comfort level thing.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
But so you don't think that they're going to come
back because because technology, I.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Don't know, they're much too bulky.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
And now we have the Boxer Brief, which is is
just better than than the old like cotton Boxer Boxer.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
I'm surprised you moved on to Boxer Brief.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
It's a shock.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, so that's truly shocking. I didn't even know that
that was a thing. That's really his d MS. If
it's shocked, I'll.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Say, yeah, I mean, we we got we got shipped
a couple of skims and I'm kind of I might
be a scum boy now.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Is that what they're called? Scum boys?
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I don't think they call.
Speaker 5 (48:51):
The male the male scumba pitching it to be scum. Yeah,
I don't know if they would love that. They probably
don't even like that.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
I said, honestly, you should start a brand just like
it that's called scums.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
I mean yeah, I could go could go free stained
Doo Dooo stings yea.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
It only sells in the Bay airya.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
And I want to speak for myself, maybe even Adam
when I say that if you if you're listening and
you're you're planning on sending us products, Adam and I
won't readily ship on it like Blake kind of just
did it for the most part, calling himself a scumboy.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
I A, I enjoy the skims.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
I'm actually very pleasantly surprised with the fit and the breatheability,
and I'm all I'm all in this is this is
not paid for. Okay, I'm liking it.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I've yet to try I put them on.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Gift it there get okay, good, Okay, one leg at
a time or did you just jump right into I
tell them?
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Well, we what's very exciting is we have some fun
news that we can't quite share yet, but just know
that it's time to get excited for.
Speaker 5 (50:02):
November. Was it twentieth the Vegas Show?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yes, because we we've had some people that we're gonna
have some very very special guests, and I'm okay, very
excited to finally announce it when we're able to.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Okay, I like that. I like that Vegas. Maybe it's
creeping up only a week.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Yeah, David, it's gonna be a I mean, come on,
it's gonna be the perfect little uh uh pre Thanksgiving treat.
Speaker 5 (50:32):
I'm very excited to go, oh.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, party with you guys and then go home to
the family and really try to sleep it off.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
Yeah, that's that's the big plan.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
It's the precursor to Thanksgiving, but then to the cruise
as well, and that's why the wheels are truly going.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
To roll off.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Yes, battle Station.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
And Thanksgiving is one of your guys favorite holidays.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
That's that's it's one of mine. I am. I'm number one,
Thanksgiving number one.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Number one O. Yeah, yeah, I'm you're a Christmas boy.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Yeah, I go back and forth between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
I do love Christmas. Yeah, but yeah, probably Christmas.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
It's a magical time. And what is yours? Like Arbor
Day or what me?
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I think we've covered this. It's fourth.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Oh yeah, you're hanging on to that. I like that.
That's July fourth. He's one of the best.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Fuck all right, any tape backs and they apologies any
epic slam.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
I wish I could take back the fart water in
all my plants.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Well, Isaac has a good suggestion. Finally, he just said
put the plants outside. Yeah, yeah, with they're indoor plants.
I hope they that doesn't kill them. I'm really worried,
but maybe just for a couple hours.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
And I'm sorry. I hate to do this. Yeah, what
the indoor plants are fine outside I don't know, man
in the in California's climate.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
Look, I as a person who can't keep a plant alive,
I just kind of I just steered clear. I can
do a cacti here and there, but like any sort
of indoor plant, outdoor plant, I immediately kill.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
So I didn't. I don't. I don't want to touch.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Well, you know what's cool about plants is you can
just kill them all and then just buy new plants. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Well, some of these plants have been been with us
for a while. You start to kind of get a friend.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
To deliver that one. That was almost like a what
are they called a subtweet out there to all the plants.
Adam's not fucking with you.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
You, I'm telling you we have like a what is
it called a fiddle fiddle leaf plant that it's been
with us for a while.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
It's kind of a friend. Oh cool, very cool, cool.
Speaker 4 (52:40):
I do have a special, a special thing right here.
I got the newest flavor. They didn't send this to me.
I bought this product. We got a new flavor of buzzball.
I'm still a buzz boy, although my my free supply
has dried up. But guys hot hot Hot on the market,
we got great. It's gone wild. I couldn't be more
(53:02):
excited about a buzz.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Are we doing it now?
Speaker 5 (53:05):
I should? I should? I buzz off with buzz.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
I would love to see. Yeah, I'd love to say.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Well, you know it's gonna taste good to you no
matter what. You're such a home for buzzballs, so.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
I will get I mean, the purple, the color is gorgeous,
The color is working. It smells really good. There's a
chance this is a very like robotesting tasting one, which
would be a bummer.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
But that rolled off the tongue and Adam, that's what
you want in cocktail.
Speaker 5 (53:30):
Rape's gone wild. You're hearing it here first, and you're
seeing it right now. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
It's good to be.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
Back to do it. Okay, still chugging, Still chugging.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
What's the verdicts, what's tell us?
Speaker 5 (53:46):
The truth? Is it? Dear bro be fucking honest. I
like it a lot. It's really good.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Oh, no way, that's crazy delicious.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
It's wild. Didn't see that one coming. It is a
little spicy on the back of the throat, like, oh,
like a grape and let me get it's delicious. It's
room temp too, right. Oh no, I just wasn't the
bridge for a little bit, a little bit for a
few weeks. I've left it in the car. But it's good.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
I wish I had something like you have with Buzzballs. Man,
that's something special.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
Thank you so much. Yeah, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
It was sort of on me that that I sort
of was shitting on Buzzballs so much that that they dropped.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
They dropped you, Adams, it's sort of on him.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
It's sort of on me a little bit, man, So
that I'll take that as your I would like to.
Speaker 5 (54:32):
Take like to apologize to you a little bit for
sort of having it beyond me a little.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Bit, and tune into Chair Company if you have HBO.
It's very very good.
Speaker 5 (54:43):
I was I will be too. Loved it. I loved it. Yeah,
I loved it a lot.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
And that was another episode of this.
Speaker 5 (54:59):
Five year annivers threeap Next week, Oh man, walk down
Memory Lane.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
It's gonna be a best of
Speaker 4 (55:09):
M HM