Ep 31: How to Travel with Weed, Allegedly

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important a production of I Heart Radio,
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is important. Glorious wampers Nick has the greatest rapper of
all time. Adult Spider Man costumes. Show your dick off

(00:25):
too much, Let the rain fall down, Buckle up. Yeah, alright,
we're bad. Hit us with the science, Blake. He was
hitting this with us. It's science before the highly anticipated

(00:46):
well we didn't hear it? Science was that we didn't
hear it? Again, didn't I couldn't hear it. I couldn't talk. Okay,
the highly anticipated give it to Us does science? You
guys got sorry, you gotta shut up for a second. Alright, okay, alright,
I'm shutting up. Shut up, shut it's science. Heard it? Absolutely,

(01:12):
Anchor Mandela, Absolutely, Anchor Mandela that that is the Acre
Mandela effect, because that is not at all, not even
close to how I remember it. The delivery is so casual.
And that's the only time he says it in the movie. Um,
there's another part where he talks about like women's brains
being smaller, and he's like, it's you know, it's just

(01:33):
it's science stuff or something. Oh is that the one
that with the delivery of like it's science, Then there's
no one that goes it's science because that's the impression
that everyone did for years and years. Who did it
that way first? Though? Who was the first person to
be like it's science and like over a nunci because
that person is funny, the most legendary Fratboro of all time.

(01:57):
He took anchor man and made it his own and
the restless history. Yeah, it's drunk brain. It's like synapses
coming together, like I saw it. It's also could have
just been baby nuts. It might have been Kyle's brother
playing beer pong and he was like, yeah, yeah, it
could have been shout out to baby nuts. Just seem

(02:18):
like like somebody was just a little drunk and was
trying to remember what they were saying and we're like,
it's sience and they were like, whoa, it's science. It's
just dumped out of their mouth and everyone's like to
wait a second. What He's like, it's science. I want
to be on you, so are we doing this? What

(02:39):
was that? I just need to like set myself like up.
I just didn't be ready for them. No, those were
the two. Those were the two. Yeah, I wanted to
shout out. I just wanted to shout out baby Nutes
real quick because his name was brought up and that
that nickname is so good. Yeah, that's all. That's all.
Big shout out to baby Nuts. Today, I probably won't
be using the soundboard. I'm gonna be doing like fully.

(03:03):
And then what is that supposed to be? Blake science?
Oh dude, I was thinking you want to hear some
folly that I was working on right before this? Check
this out? You're ready? Okay? Yeah, Chirper just did a

(03:24):
fake bong ripping chokes was supposed to be a bong rip.
It was committed. I was committed to it. Committed. Here,
I can do it. Hold on, I got it better. Here,
we got it better. Here's Blake. Where's your lighter sound? Adam?

(03:46):
Are you going to okay? Damn Superhead just sounds like
he's given bomb down. That's a little bomb. That's a
little yeah. It's all about hit all right, Andrews, are

(04:07):
you participating? Okay? Good? Okay, I drink the ball water now.
See that was a real short hit. That was a
short short hit. Can I go again. Can to show
you what I know? How I what the bar was?
Watch us look at using a real linear Yeah? Right wing? Okay,

(04:38):
any other any takebacks or apologies? Another great episode of
it for I just got water all over my screen? Hey,
can I show you guys? Uh? So I'm going to
Charleston right to shoot the righteous gimpstones. And so I
bought all this weed? Kyle? Do you think I can
go on the plane with this amount of weed that

(04:59):
I'm about to show you? You want to carry it on?
Don't you just pack it? Well, I'm gonna pack it,
but yeah, you're fine. Okay, shove it up yours. I'm
gonna get I might shove some of it up my ass. No, No,
some of it is suppositories, Okay, tight. I got chocolate
chip cookies, which I'm pretty stoked on. I got day.

(05:19):
I know, I got to candy bars. You know, should
we be like saying how many years it is in
prison for each item? Yeah? Okay, it's none. There's no
years for flying with a bunch of weeds to a
place there's not legal. Is it not illegal in Charleston? No,
that's the whole that's what we're talking about. You'll be
fine gummies. And then a bag of these what I'm

(05:40):
super stoked on are these little tiny mini joints, but
they're covered in keith. Kyle remember them. Well, I'm actually Adam, Adam,
I'm actually back. I'm back smoking, dude, So like, wait
a min that really? I swear to you guys, I
swear my good o my god, oh my god god. Yeah,

(06:05):
I'm smoking some weed. Yeah. Will you ever mess with
these little doggies? Mess with those dogs? Will you tell
everyone at home? With those little doggies? Are they're called?
I haven't smoked at me? And I'm excited. I'm kind
of like saving him for Charleston because I leave Monday.
And what are those little doggies. They're called baby teeters
and their little tiny joints and they're covered in keith

(06:27):
on the outside. And he's excited about if there are
anything like the bigger ones. They taste yummy, yummy for
my dummy. So your preference is smoking, I do I
like to smoke? Uh joint me too, but then I
also like a yummy ed as well. And why do
you like smoking most of all? Uh? Because you're you're

(06:49):
about hashtag fitness and I'm just wondering if it's like
hinders or does it help no smoking weed. I won't
say it helps because I you know, I think I
get it's science. I think it's science. Science, it's science. Know.
Some sometimes I'll get I'll get a little stoned, and
especially if i'm doing cardio, like if I'm on the bike,
I just kind of get in the zone and I'm

(07:12):
pumping them pads. Yeah. But what I'm really messing with
lately is the packs of these little joints called selfies.
And there's twelve mini pre rules that comes in one pack,
and it's perfect if you're just smoking by yourself, because
my girl doesn't smoke, so a lot of times it's
just me getting high by myself and there's a perfect amount.

(07:33):
But I got two giant bags full of weed. And
we don't think that me traveling, I'm going to get
in any kind of whoopsie doozles. Here's what I would
I would say if you're if you're nervous about it,
I think you could pack some of that stuff with
you on your in your I wouldn't just bring it
with you on your carry on in case they check it,
because they'll be like, Yo, what the fun. They're like, hey,
that's a lot of If they put in the check luggage,

(07:55):
all good. The other thing you could do is just
mail it to yourself. Just mail it to the fucking address.
Also legal. Yeah, but I would strap it all to
your chest, just under your Shirt's a good idea, and
it might puff out a little bit. And yeah, um, okay,
swear a puffy jacket. Just wear a puffy jacket where
sunglasses inside. You know, no one will bother you. Um,

(08:17):
I think that'll be a good look for riding on
an airplane. There you go. Uh, well, I just came back.
When I came back from Mexico after doing uh wedding stuff,
I'm an international drug smuggler because I I smuggled drugs
to Mexico, just weed, and uh allegedly I'm telling you
though I did. And then yeah, I'm allegedly telling the truth.

(08:38):
And then on the way back I didn't want to.
I didn't smoke all the joints abroad. I got a
little aggressive with the amount of joints that I brought
to Mexico for like a four day trip. So then
on the return I had a bunch of weights so
I brought it back with and Chloe as we're going
through you know how they have like, uh, drug sniffing
dog that smells you when you're coming back through customs.

(08:59):
There's two lines and the line that I was in
there's no dog, and it was smooth sailing. And I'm
like yeah, and then Chloe calls me back and goes, Adam,
the weed that you have on you, come look at
this dog exactly she goes. She goes, Adam, know, you
gotta have the dog smell you. And I'm like what,
yeah exactly, I'm like what And I didn't want to

(09:20):
go No, I'm good. So I walked back and had
this dog smell my bag. Uh, and didn't The dog
didn't give a ship. I had like three joints on me.
You just didn't didn't care. But I mean that dog
must have been so high already from sniff and everything.
I think it's a thing that you really I think
people just look the other way. I've had people look
the other way after looking at my marijuana on both

(09:43):
international and on on domestic flights. Do you think that's
because they recognize you as Carl from Workaholics? Not at all.
It's just because it's not worth it. It's just like
it's one little pen that's got a little weed in it.
And they're like, well, you say that until you visit
Thailand and all of a sudden you're there. You're in
a hut with bamboo shoots going through your you know,

(10:05):
underneath your fingernails. Crazy ship. You're saying torture. Yeah, that's right.
Have you ever seen Locked Up in a Broad Homie? Yeah? Yeah,
I hear you. I actually haven't watched that show too much.
I haven't seen Oh you should watch that. That one's gnarly.
It's always it's always like what's usually like it's like
some twenty year old girl and she's like, I met
this guy. He was really fun. And then she said

(10:26):
we could go to a ruben and vacation with them
if I just have to stick this balloon up my ass.
And I didn't know what it was, and I just
thought this guy's kinky. And then she is that your dick? Yes, yeah,
it's my dick, and keep my dick in you on
this entire flight. Detachable penis did just what is that?

(10:49):
It's my jizz? Um, don't make fun of me. I'm
super sensitive. About it. If you love me, you won't
say anything about it, Okay, uh yeah, and it's and
then but then everyone to while it's just like a stoner.
It was like she was the stoner friend. Stephanie, the
stoner friend. She wore hemp necklaces and had beads in
her hair. We all love Stephanie. And then Stephanie brings

(11:10):
like a graham of marijuana to the Philippines or where
the funk ever, and suddenly she's locked away for like
twenty years, damn over like the tiniest amount of wheat. Yeah,
they don't sunk around. Yeah. The most nervous I've ever
gotten was bringing weed to international places like in in
in America. I'm not too worried about it. I felt
pretty confident in um going to Mexico because I'm like, yeah,

(11:35):
it's fine, they're down, they're down, They're damn they're cool
down here. I still wrap it, double wrap it, shrink it.
Oh should I do stuff to it? I was just
gonna literally put it in a tie dye hooded sweatshirt.
You flip it in reverse. It. I still like, you know,
double shrink, wrap, vacuum see all that ship and put
it into places. Yeah, I I go to those lengths. Okay, Okay,

(11:58):
I'm looking for advice here and you're just telling me
sticking in my luggage one second, and then when you're
going to Charleston. I'm not worried about America. I'm talking
about when you're going international. Oh. I hope you're I
hope you're okay. Oh, I'm sorry you're so bored, Honors.
When we're talking about drugs, can we talk about swimming
or something? Jesus Christ, we're talking about packing luggage basically

(12:20):
mail it to yourself. No, we're talking about smuggling drugs. Man,
tell me a fucking story about being high. You know what.
We're really just talking about fears. We're talking about fears here, okay,
And it's okay to talk about fears with your buds.
Improv yes, hand the situation. Okay. He kind of did
with a snore. He kind of did. I kind of

(12:42):
like to talk about getting in jail in prison abroad.
That's does your look Do you have like zippers on
your luggage or go back to the luggage? Okay, you
roll your t shirts or do you fold them? I
actually don't have zipper something uggage it's actually kind of
a thing. Now we're talking. Wait, what do you mean

(13:02):
it's kind of a thing. What the fund is that
the little parts of the actual the part that you
grab when you zip. I don't know where it went, man,
someone stole my parts. The dongle came off the part
you can need to replace that. Put a couple of
paper clips in there. Man, Just thread it through, twisted
up and fucking grab that ship. Yeah I could, I could,
but I don't want it to look too jankie. I

(13:24):
don't want people to be like obviously this guy smuggling
tons of little baby joints covered in keith. That's just
a hot, hot tip for everybody struggling with their luggage
out there. That's what this podcast has become important tips,
and that's been how to pack your drugs. Stevo has

(13:44):
a good one. He was He did a whole video
on how he used to go all around when he
was doing the Wild Boys of like packing ship. He
would just swallow it and ship it out and swallow
it out. Adam just do that. He was like doing cocaine.
I mean, if I was traveling with cocaine, I would
be they would be a much bigger conversation that we're having. Yeah,
it would be a private conversation, I bet you. Yeah.

(14:06):
I don't know if I'd be throwing that on the
on the pod, that would be a private one. But
if I were traveling with cocaine, what I would do right,
hypothetical hypothetical, what I would do is I would for
sure I wouldn't swallow it, because what if it bursts
inside you, dude, and then all of a sudden you're
just like having the best day of your life. Then

(14:27):
all of a sudden your party too hard on that plane.
You won't shut the funk up for like three days.
Let me fly this thing? How fast can it go?
When you walk through those little things at L A
X and it spins around the like X ray machine
that like does the full body skin, it can see
if you have a little cocaine nugget up your asshole,

(14:48):
a little dick, Yeah, for sure, cocaine. What are they
looking for in those things? What is that ship? Yeah?
I thought that was for metal. I thought that was
for metal and like guns and stuff. Yeah, but it's you.
Have you ever seen end of the video of you? Yeah,
you can see your dick like you're like transparent and
you can see your din you can see your dick out,
you can see the outline of your dick. Yeah. Yeah,

(15:10):
it looks like it's like tapes to your leg kind
of that. Wait, are you serious they can actually see
your penis size? Yeah, dude, yeah, Wait, that doesn't seem fair.
That was the whole thing. People were freaking out. This
is not good. That's why a lot of celebrities won't
go through the thing. Like Charlie's roan allegedly, I might
be making it up, but it seems like it's her
was like, I'm not going to walk through that. You're

(15:31):
just gonna look at my titties. What You're just gonna
look at our titties? Yeah, are you kidding me? That's
like X ray goggles. Allegedly her penis according to yeah,
you can see like, are you kidding me? Like it's
like layered, but it's it's you can make it out.
You can see what it is. You can see it.
It's definitely like what we imagined when we were little
kids and we were buying like spy gear. Did you

(15:52):
guys ever have like the my spy gear that was
like the X ray glasses. Yeah. Yeah, and they're like
extra glasses are like dang, I wish she's worked stud
I could see so many boobies. I can kindly see,
like Gloria's big old wambos that works at the gas station. Gloria, Gloria.
That's so real. I just remember at the gas station

(16:15):
down the street from my house, just Gloria had just
some wamper glorious wampers. I want to be on you.
Gloria has to be the biggest boob name I've ever heard. Oh,
she had some. I remember we would talk about it.
We would like go in there and be like, oh
my god, no to each other. I mean we're also
like seven eight years old, were there by like suckers,

(16:36):
but we were like, oh my goodness, suckers, suckers. I
was deep into suckers. Fu. Yeah. I just imagine like
a line of like six seven year olds at the
gas station, just like sucking on suckers, being like, hey, Gloria, Gloria. Meanwhile,
her tits are just laying on the counter as she's
standing upright. Is she like a big woman? Uh? She

(16:58):
wasn't she a big woman or like a thin woman
with giant jug. No, she was a thicker. She was thicker.
It was proportionate. They rested on the counter. Yeah, in
high school in a security guard who's a bigger woman
with just some real rocket dogs? Uh rocket dog. Little

(17:22):
boys are so awesome with their names for breasts, Like
their names are just crazy. Do girls do that with dicks?
Like our girls just like no, hell the names or
they just have like one name they say peanuts, right,
they just say weener. Coach Swanson has the biggest rocket
dog called the rocket Dogs. Did you see Coach Swanson

(17:44):
and his in his gym shorts? His rocket dog was
flapping all over the place he was running and his
pants fell off. Is he a bigger man? Well, as
far as I could see, womper wamper dripping out of
his baseball shorts. And I was at the airport, Blake
from were college walked through the X ray. It's gonna
so small? Is rocket dog is a rocket puppy? I

(18:07):
didn't see it on the X ray thing like I
didn't see his dunker on the xtray. Womb bat is
really small. It's not a whopper. It's so wom bad.
If anything, when it comes out at night, I think
people were freaking out when that stuff all came out,

(18:28):
And then as far as like the frisking, people were like,
I don't want people feel in my body. It's like,
you know, they don't want to feel your body, like
they're just there. I'm sure there is someone highlight of
the day for every security guard, but besides the highlight,
nobody cares rights a weird job. That's just a weird
job where you're grabbing people as they're frisking to like,
just want to let you know you're the top so far. Okay,

(18:48):
you can go through what did you say? You've got
the best rocket dogs we've seen so far today, you
could go through keep your shoes on. The best video
ever online is where the cop is frisking that guy
and it's like okay when he got right here and
he likes Dick and he's like it's like alright, yeah,
that's alright, moving on. You know that happened to me.

(19:10):
I was when I was on tour. Somebody grab your
John Hamm. Have we heard this on the pop? I know,
I think you guys have heard this story. I don't
think we've told this on the pod. But I was
wearing like tight pants and my dick was flapped to
the side and you could just make it out and
you could just see my dick. I was having a
good showing a good dick day. I'm sorry, what your

(19:32):
rocket dog? My rocket dog? Yes, just and uh. They
were like it read that there was something in my pocket.
And I turned my and like, no, I don't have
anything in my pockets, and I like, I like to
turn my pockets inside out. And the guy's like okay,
and there's white woman goes, no, no, what is that?

(19:54):
What is that? There's something in your pocket right there?
And I go, ma'am, that's my rocket dog. Listen. And
then this black woman who was right next to work lass,
who was also um worked at the what do they
call them, worked at the TSC t S A, yeah,
t s A lost her fucking mind, was like, oh ship,

(20:16):
you never seen one like that? Huh? Like uh? And
then I never felt better in my entire life, even
though I have a very medium sized dick. Just having
this black woman compliment on the outline of my dick
made me feel really good. You turned your pockets inside
out and pulled your dick through your pocket hole. No,
I'm no, I turned can you Yeah, that's what can

(20:37):
you do that? For the science? No, it looked like
I had something stuffed in my pants because my my
jeans were too tight. What happened was I was on tour.
I think, uh my ass grew, so then therefore made
the thighs and ask region cling onto uh my dick
and ask region and pushed your balls forward. Yeah, yeah,

(20:57):
you know how it goes. And shouldn't have put the
pants in the dryer, you know, sun Yeah, science, You know, dude,
you're becoming your dad. That's up there with you know,
get your pants are getting back to where they're wearable again,

(21:18):
Like skin type jeans are are out of fashion right now,
thank god. Yeah, yeah, you're rocking high waisted. I'm a
high waisted guy. I don't wish I wish I was
that fashionable. Yeah, because that's mad comf. You ever put
on something like every once in a a while when you
would like have to wear like a dress pant and
it's more high waisted, I'm like, yeah, give me more
of these like that. My little belly doesn't flop over.

(21:40):
It's like, don draper, It's crazy. That's where dude used
to wear their belts always was there high waisted pants,
did my grandpa? I mean, I assume all of our
grandpa's rock their pants super high. And you're like, yo,
I can see your fucking rocket dog, grandpa. Yeah there.
I don't like it. That's so high. They really put
their belt like around their belly button, man, Like, what

(22:00):
the fuck? Yeah? Because it's it elongates your legs, your proportions,
and it makes you look batter. That's why comic book
drawings are all tall. I got some little stems too.
I'm trying to elongate those doggies. Yeah, I get the
high waisted ones going. That's tight, bro. Probably probably makes
your Johnson looked bitter too, for sure. I go low rise,
like the Black Crows cover with the pubs at the top. Well,

(22:24):
that's a great look, killer look for you especially. I
don't know it's fashionable, but it's it's for in the summertime.
It feels nice. Yeah, I like so you do like
a Christina what was her name? Aguilera kind of low
rider pant where your butt crack kind of pops out
the top. Yeah, that's bottle and like the thong over
the hill whale tails. Now that's ship. Remember how short

(22:54):
low rise jeans on girls got in like two thousand five,
I do. It was such a time. It was crazy.
I just watched the Britney Spears documentary, which I think
we talked about a few weeks ago, and uh, the
amount of footage that they showed of just girls like
in the like waiting in line to see Brittany back
in like the early two thousand's wearing those jeans was

(23:16):
out of control. I'm like, I think I'm gonna be
a dad that my daughter is like, well, my dad,
I hate him because he never lets me out of
the house. That was because if my daughter's top pussy
was hanging out of her jeans, at the top pussy's
hanging out her food, she's not going out. I can
see the top of your pussy. Hey, I can see

(23:37):
the top of your rocket dog and whatever we're calling that.
That was when they had like belly chains right change
the fire like it was like long, dangly freaking like
belly button rings and ship. That was kind of cool. Yeah,
this ship is tight. Yeah that Shakira joint that and
it goes by ways. If if my son is wearing
two tight of pants and you could see the perfect

(23:58):
outline of his red rocket red I'm sending. I'm sending
back upstairs and go back upstairs. I could see your outline, brother,
so your goddamn rocket dog. That's like those Halloween costumes,
like those adults, like Spider Man's or whatever, like they
show the outline of your penis so hard. I'm not hard?

(24:19):
Was the was the wrong words? Those are four children though, right, Like, no,
do they come in adult sizes as well? But those
are just for fat kids, right? No, dude, it's for adults,
like an adult Spider Man costume. Your dick is going
to be the outline. Well, I think they're assuming if
you're an adult and you wear that Spider Man costume,

(24:41):
you don't have a dick? Your dick list? Dude? What
do you mean you don't have what do you see
it in a costume just because you're wearing a costume?
What I can't be Spider Man not if you have
currently have a penis? What's up with that? That's what
I think that that's what they're saying. Man, Yeah, a
little spider if you have I'm not saying that. I
think that's what they're saying. In with the fabric and

(25:01):
wait can we just go to the origin story to
use the parlance of where you have come up with
the concept that adult Spider Man costumes show your dick
off too much? Like from science. We all know it's science,
but is this from like your last Halloween? Have you
been googling ship and you're looking for the right one
that doesn't show your rocket dog? Yeah? Well, sometimes you know,

(25:25):
like the characters that I would like to be, like, say,
you know, like Freezer from Dragon Ball Z, Like for
what Halloween? Halloween? Man, I'm not just dressing up, you know,
I don't know, Like we haven't seen you in a
goddamn year. We don't see you anymore. We're just talking
about in life. You never mentioned Halloween. You're just talking
about the characters you would like to be. I'm talking.

(25:46):
I'm talking about Halloween. I can totally picture you walking
around the crib in a costume just like kicking air
and should just be like, Yeah, this is this is
the character I'm today. I thought I heard a noise
in the house. Just a silly string in your house,
just shoot from your wrist. The real the real question
here is like, what's up with the why don't you
just wear underwear underneath. They're like, tucks it up. What's

(26:08):
the deal? That is the real question. Why aren't you
wearing underwear underneath your Spider Man costume science Halloween around kids?
Just like, uh, is it around kids? Or is this
like a sexual thing you do with your lady? Thank you?
I don't know. This is the thing to really be
to answer your question, like, maybe I would have to
wear several underwears because I have a very defined dickhead.

(26:30):
What does that mean? Several underweards? What does that mean?
Talk to me? I love this, This is great. So
you're working with a total knob. Was what's going on?
Just have a door handle? Yeah, you have a ball
at the end of a rod. It's just you can tell.
You can tell. Yeah, it's like it, you know, it

(26:51):
looks like a mushroom. I love I love it. You
can tell. I think that person over there is a man.
I think he has a dickhead. He's got a ridge.
You can l I'm circumcised. Does that make sense? Right? Well?
Then who cares? Man? I guess you you had that dope.
Don just flawn it man, ever, you know, don't be
worried about it. Don't not be spider Man, since you
want to be Spider Man. So, by the way, if

(27:12):
you flip it straight up, you don't see like the
head necessarily, right, you tuck it in your in the underwear,
it doesn't it doesn't check out guys. Also, then you're
gonna have to be a boner all the time to
tuck it up like that, right, I mean not if
you rock your underwear a little lower. Oh, you just
like strangle the fucking little bit. Yeah, but this is
also Halloween, you know, so like it's just things. Things

(27:34):
go out the window. Yeah, that's true. And Spider Man
said that Blake's worried about his ridge. Yeah. I like that.
You're talking We're in March and you're talking about Halloween. Yeah. Bro,
it's never too early to come up with you don't know,
we should be talking about shamrocks. Like you're like, it's
never too early, and you're going with just the standard

(27:54):
Spider Man costume. I gotta figure out a way I
can wear this thing without being a sex offender. You
rock a cup, go to get a voids cup from
Big five Sports. There we go. That's a great cod
piece or whatever. That's a great idea. I like that
create a very humid climate, ind of the cup in

(28:15):
your pants. Okay, well, if you guys want to talk
about something more of the time, what about St. Patrick's Day.
It's our second St Patrick's Day in Quarantine. I remember
we used to love St. Patty's Day. We would get
real drunk, if I remember correctly. That was the day
that I called into work sick and then as they

(28:36):
were saying I was like I'm sick and then like, oh,
what do you have? And I'm like drunk and they're like,
so you're drunk and I'm like and then you called
out of work for being drunk and you're a delivery driver. Yeah,
that was that made sense. That made total sense. It's
like I cannot come to work. Yes, that that is true.

(28:59):
I actually got written up for that because I was
totally off honest with them. I'm like, yo, I can't
drive today. I'm I've been drinking. And they're like, okay, yeah,
you don't have to come in, but they definitely wrote
me up. What time it's oh, yeah, it was so early.
We got so drunk. What were the bars that we
used to go to on It was on Fairfax, the

(29:21):
one on Fairfax. Yeah, it was called it Tom tom Bergen,
tom Bergen's. We hit that up tom Bergen's and across
the street was Molly Malons Molly Malone, which was a
ship show. Those bars are they? Are they related? Those bars?
They're both Irish bars, But no, I don't think they're
I don't think their brother's sister. It's a crazy coincidence

(29:43):
that there's two tom Bergen and Molly Malone. Tom Bergen's
seemed a little a little more like high class. I
think they might have served, But molly Malone's was like
it was a dirty Irish bar that like had what
was what's the big Irish band that to place? Like
clogging Molly Molly was always there. They were constantly flogging Molly. Dude.

(30:06):
St Patrick's day music is the worst wars. I disagree.
I like a bagpipe. I like a bagpipe, but the
flogging Molly ship I cannot fucking stamps. That's why Corn
kicks ass. Corn had a bagpipe, Corn dust kick ass.
All right, what's that what's that band that with a
dude with no teeth? Is that the POGs? They're fucking

(30:27):
rock man the Pugs. Yes, that's a good that's some
good Irish music. I said, that's some good fucking drinking music, right,
Irish music. Really, you're not really listening in to it,
uh any other time of year, but on St. Patty's
Day it's it's snaps, it snaps, crackles and pops. Yeah
it feels good. Well you're so hammered. Yeah, yeah, you're
drunk enough to really appreciate it. Yeah, we really are.

(30:49):
We really were at the bars at like nine in
the morning. I feel like you gotta be in there.
It was like wake up early to go to the
box and then go home, take a nap around four,
so smoke Resin okay, and then come back out to
the bars. Smoke Reson once a year back baby talking
about the Resin smell. I remember fucking scraping bulls at

(31:12):
our crib on St. Patrick's Day and like listening to
some fucking loudass music. Dude, no weed, so sad that
we just couldn't afford more. Weird doesn't even have a
bullock and scrape. We used to scrape Blake. I think
scrape like this giant fucking ball of resin. Do you
remember that ship? Yeah, So what we would do is
like boiled, boil the pipes odd St. Patrick's Day rights sence,

(31:34):
and you would just get like, yeah, it would actually
ruin whatever pot or pan you used to boil the
pipes in, because all that stinks like ship. When you
do that, it fucking really reeks. It's just like tar.
It doesn't season the pan. Actually, macaroni be hitting the
next day. That wrong. That raman extra spicy, that's the move.

(31:56):
But we had so many Saint Patrick's Days that were
Remember when we just got a like a keg for
like seven friends and it was just like I've mentioned
Teddy a few times, but he's a legendary friend, but
he just like fell asleep on the toilet. Oh yeah,
shout out. Teddy just started to like it was in
the morning. So people just like chess around him or

(32:18):
shower around him, just like asleep, sitting down on the
toilet after just drinking so much beer. What's cool is
that you guys are like, leave him there, he's fine,
he won't die. It is amazing how often we thought
our friends weren't going to die, and how we were

(32:39):
right every time. The fact that we didn't just lose
a buddy in the hallway because we just allowed him
to sleep there, and hey, we're lucky he bombed on himself.
We got lucky, lucky. We rolled the dice. Well, Blake's
got a spidy sense. We know that I got something.
He's got a prominent ridge, defined head. Okay, defined head,

(33:03):
Ak the prominent ridge. It's science. Yeah. No, dang, Kyle.
Didn't you like wandered through a park in Philly one night?
We got that was? What was that festival we went to?
Made in America? Right? That was Made in America. I
was during like watching jay Z perform. I remember I
was like, I gotta go, and we were miked. We

(33:24):
were sucking Mike because we were filming like that whole thing.
So I had the mic on everybody's like where the
fund did Kyle go? What happened to him? They didn't
know where I went? And then the audio just hears
you just going fuck. No, I was snoring at that
point I had. I was snoring in my bed. They
knew I was safe. That was it. They didn't know
exactly where I was, but like we can hear him

(33:44):
snoring and then they just hear a train coming. He's safe.
I think he smuged. Well, the thing was, what was
the deal with that, Like Budweiser like flew us out
there just to promote Workaholics, So it was the best gig.
Budweiser just paid us to drink Budweiser to be seen drinking.

(34:05):
Not Bud Lights, only bud heaviest too, you can't say
bud heavy. They were very mad, very very upset. So
we drank Budweiser's that entire day and uh we all
got really really really drunk. Yes, hell yeah, I do remember,
because that was the festival that like jay Z and

(34:28):
was he the money behind it? Yeah, jay Z I
think put it together or curated it. Yeah. Ron Howard
was there filming, I remember, I believe I saw Ron
Howard said what's up to him? That was tight. And
then I had the new camera, bro, I had the
new camera out there and we were filming on my
new camera that I had purchased to shoot Workaholics on it.
And the morning that we left to go back to

(34:49):
l A, we like missed. They were wrapping on the
door like you gotta go, and it was so fucking drunk. Still,
I didn't have time to pack the camera and I
had to fly back and I left my camera in Philadelphia.
Did they send that camera out to you or how
did you get out? Yeah, they shipped it out like
the next couple of days. But we were about to
shoot and I they hang on a second, how did
you pack it? Oh my god, what do you mean?

(35:11):
Like you know when he had the luggage? Man, Well,
I had weed and all the little compartments okay, okay,
and zippers or what's the zippers? Details? Zippers were? They
were still intact. It was a new they were still intact.
It was a new bag because it was a new camera.
So I was pumped on that and I was like

(35:33):
fuck me, hell yeah. I remember on that trip being
so excited. We were standing side stage and if you remember,
like some giant man came over and like clear the way,
clear the way, and we're like okay, we're just standing
right here. We can be here, and he like kind
of pushed us away, and I was like a little
bit like what the funk man? We had the backstage passes,

(35:55):
we're here, Like what are you doing? I adam divine
And all of a sudden it's now old fucking delicious.
I was like, oh my god, what is that cotton candy?
Like what is that delicious smell and then Beyonce appeared,
guy remember that and that in front of us, and
I was like, I don't know, I feel like we
don't get that starstruck that you have to be like,

(36:18):
because if you're just an actor or just a musician,
that you consider your kind of appear or something. You know,
you came up around the same time. They're like, yeah, yeah,
that guy cool. But with Beyonce, I was like, I
think the I think they. I think she came out
to watch Odd Future, Like everybody came out to watch
Odd Future, and we were like side stage. Yeah. I
think it was during Tyler said or something or one

(36:40):
of them. Yeah, somebody had a DJ said. I don't
know if it was the whole team. I also think
it's like with like actors or whatever, there is some
small chance that you could work with them. We knew
very well this was the only time we would ever
be in any vicinity of Beyonce. That's like, I don't
know if she was an gold member Austin Powers so well,

(37:00):
she had the roast of Roseanne. I can't remember. Guys.
I'm sitting over here, super quiet and super jealous because
I was at a wedding that weekend, and I missed out.
That's right. I was trying to remember if you were there,
you totally weren't. Dirors would have had a great time
because Isaac had to get the at least this is
what happened to me. Manager, isaacar manager. He had to

(37:24):
get the manager to open up the door to my
hotel room so then he could wake me up, pack
my bags, drugged me to the car. Then the guy
that we've been drinking with all night long, up until
like three hours before we had to leave, drove us
to the airport, still drunk, like literally drinking wild word

(37:46):
he's driving us the airport. That was legit a scary
ride to the airport. Once I realized what was going
on and who was there, in hindsight, it was like, oh,
that was a really bad idea. And then that's the
guy who we gave the fifth vodka to last night.
And then quest love saw us in the airport. Did
we go to New York and you guys had the

(38:06):
same We had the same driver from down in Philly. Yes,
it was really randomly right, And he was like I
know you guys and we were like, oh ship, like
we high speed bro bonded with that guy. Yea, So
it was like dope, just row. But do you remember

(38:27):
that time when we were walking around and there was
this dude who was fuck up on something like obviously,
and he was rocking. He had his hands in his
his head in his hands, and he was all like
crying and like, but he was rocking a Free Carl shirt.
And I just went up and sat next to him
and I was like, hey, man, it's gonna be fine,

(38:47):
and he looked at me. He was just like, yeah,
I think his girlfriend just broke up with him. What
I think his girlfriend had just broke up with him.
And you sat by him and you're like, oh, I
thought you said, I thought like you you kept tabs
with him like it just happened. No, he was sick,
he was Lance is going through it right now, Jeremy.
He was sad because his chick left him. And you

(39:07):
sat down and you're like, hey, it's gonna be all right, fine,
It's all gonna be okay. I remember I remember him
not like clocking you like him him being like he's like,
who are you took him? It took him like a
good fifteen seconds to be like look through me and
then focused to right in front of him, and then
he was like, oh, ship, you should have robbed us. Yeah,

(39:28):
now break yourself. I remember kind of being like not
the biggest uh Pearl Jam fan. But when we were
in Philly, they played like on the Rocky Steps that's
where the stage was. That was magical. And then there's
this beautiful fountain that's like spitting out water and I
didn't realize how many Pearl Jam songs I know, and like,

(39:51):
just because I was like Pearl Jam, I wish there
was someone else. I wish was the Chili Peppers or
somebody else that was the headliner. And then they came
on and remember absolute best time with my guys. Dude.
It was so good. Yes, it was very magical. What's
your number one Pearl Jam song? What's your goats? I
still don't I still don't know, but I remember when
they played their side, I was like, oh, I know

(40:13):
every one of these. Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to like,
I mean, Jeremy is jumping in. What else do we
got from this hell of Pearl Jam song? I know
it is a yellow lead better? Is that what is
that one? Right? What's that one? No? No narrow. That
was like the kind of Jamy one Blake, hit us
with it. It's a little nails on a chalkboard for me.

(40:34):
Now what you don't like it? You don't like Pearl
Jam at all? Not not anymore? Not really like hit
us with it? What do you want? Flow? What's the
one we goes? But I don't know, hit us with
the with one that we're all going to be like,
we know this one, we love this one, okay, And

(40:54):
what's cool? Everyone can do any better voice? Right? Yeah? Well,
I feel like there was after they came out, there
was ten years where every band just sounded like that
they were all doing and the lead singer was like,
oh I can't sing, I can't sing well, but I
can sing like that. So I'm just gonna Creed wouldn't
have existed without Pearl Oh you know what? I when
I was like, nam, I'm not with these guys anymore.

(41:17):
When they did that, like where where I was like
what just happened? Why are you guys doing the song?
Why is it on all the time in every grocery store,
in every fucking life? That it was a weird you
know why that song sucks? It kind of sounds like
a fucking St Patrick's Day song. Tom. It's like, wow,

(41:37):
it sucks because it sounds like that to you. If
I remember correctly, Gloria had that rock and at the
gas station with her big old whambo for sure on
the table, just laying on the counter in front of her.
That's what I'm talking about. You're just sucking on that sucker,
like there's my baby working down erasmat task where where? Okay,

(42:02):
here you go, I mean better man? Yeah, I can't
be dude. Yeah, this one's rocker. Yeah. The rain starts
hitting us. We're around the statue, bro, do you remember that? Yeah, oh, daughter,

(42:24):
don't call me, that's oh I'm stair l l. And
we were like, guys, we are still alive and we're
still friends after all these years, and it's rainy, and
then we cried, you're actually I'm glad you weren't there
because you wouldn't have been on board with that moment.
You would have been making fun of us. No, there's

(42:47):
one thing that would have been on board. Remember how
it was like all like slipperyading on the concrete and
we could run in slide like that was how of
fun would have been down and there was a weird
desk chair with wheels for some reason, and we were
like pushing each other. Yeah, I think I almost fell
and got hurt. But that adds up. And that was
right after you broke your back. I remember, because I
was like, this is fucking raw, dude, you're good, you're

(43:10):
back again. Well, why don't you cry about it? Yeah?
I care? I care? I care. By the way, you
guys know what you guys know what pearl jam means, right, uh?
And I do, But I want you to explain the
is it the little button? I just explained it's jes
pearl jam is jizz. I would think pearl is the

(43:31):
cl tourists. Jizz pearl jam is jizz pearl jam is
jizz pearl necklace because like, oh because jam as in
it's like jam like jelly and it's pearl colored and
it's pearl jam. It's jis. Wow. Well that makes me
like pearl jams so much more. That's kind of yucky here.
I thought they were kind of self righteous. They're like

(43:51):
fun dudes, so you can be like, mom, read the
title of the c D pearl Jam, but again, it's
pearl and what cut it out? Mom? Saying jezz, She's like,
what's going on in your little spider Man costume right now?
Don't worry about it. Oh you look like your father

(44:16):
in that costume. I can see your rich. Speaking of
awesome bands that talk about sex, Cake, uh my, why no,
I'm listening. I know you're gonna love this. I had

(44:40):
a friend in like middle school or elementary school, and
we were talking about the Cake song. It's going the distance,
he's going for speed, he's in a time of me.
All right, he's gonna go. I'm gonna keep going. And
she was like, what does that song mean? And like

(45:00):
put us on the spot and we were like, it's
just racing. What it's just racing? But we knew it
was about sex, and oh boy did we laugh about
it as soon as we got out of your shot
from her. Man. Yeah, man, it's little things like that
that make me go, is that song about like sex?

(45:22):
Though he's going the distance? Everything is about sex? Every song? Well,
I know you can interpret it as that, but I
think that has so many like specific race car like lines.
I don't think it's about sex. There's what was the
one where you were like, is by that girl? Like
the one that's like let the rain fall down, and

(45:42):
that's about like a girl like getting all juicy. Hold
a little a little uh back history for me. The
first song I ever purchased on items was that song. Well,
who was that? Carly ray Jepston, Hilary Duff, Let the
rain fall, Hillary Duff. That song is a little freak show.

(46:04):
That song is a little because she's like, listen to
the lyrics. She's like, let the rains fall down on me,
like that sounds like us at Pearl Jam. It sounds
like us at Pearl Jam exactly. The rain was falling
down on us. It was great. But then she says
I'm coming in the middle of the song. Coy Duff
said this sweet, asked Lizzie McGuire. Yes, wait she said

(46:26):
I'm coming in the middle of this song or does
she say it or does she sing it? No, she
says I'm coming period. You could be going somewhere she
said I'm coming. Not the way she said It sounds
like she's got a rocket dog. Does she say like
I'm coming? Yes, Oh, she says it. Yes, that's tight. Okay,
I think I think we know what you gotta queue

(46:46):
up up? Is it called come clean. It has to be.
It's called if it kicks it with that little wait,
hold up, hold up the hill. It was like The
Hills um or the o C one of those shows
like theme song Laguna Hills or whatever, Laguna Hills, thank you,
I'm okay, okay? Is this it? Is? This? It? Yes? Wow?

(47:10):
This one's freaking By the way, if you're not sucking
this song, you're not fucking right. The name of the
song isn't come clean. Yeah, but how's it spelled. Let's
go back to the beginning. You know that means that's
what the that's the vagina. The beginning of your life
is the vagina. Let's go back to that, like you
might be reaching my sweet Hillary Duff wouldn't sing those

(47:31):
nasty songs. That's exactly what they would have done. They
would have been like, Lizzie McGuire can say this, it's
cool exactly, this was her life, dude. That's what they do.
The producers are like, she's gotta do it. I'm breaking
loose from my squeaky clean image. Oh yeah, that is
what they do. They hide some stick ship. This sick
industry is all freaking sick and disgusting. Hollywood more like

(47:58):
Holly Perp, but the but the whole cake thing. I
really think that's a song about racing. Bro. I don't
think that has anything to do with fucking I think
I really don't think so. I really don't. I'm going
the distance. Yeah, no, I get it. I just think
that they meant it as a racing song. I wish
all of us grew up as as like Nickelodeon or
Disney Stars. I wish we grew up like that. So then, um,

(48:21):
when we got Workaholics, that was us just getting all
of our naughty that was us o our dirty songs.
Christine Aguilera when she was like, I'm no longer a
Disney princess, Oh you mean you wish that we had
like a record of being a Disney kid out there,
like like we're squeaky clean, and then we make coholics
and people were like, oh my god, they're all grown

(48:45):
up sixty nine dudes. But Adam, you do look like
a kid from one of those shows. Yeah, which one
is it? Where your identify Drake? Right, car Zack and Cody,
It's I Carley, and it's it's weirdly Ice kind of
look like that kid. I mean, I definitely was fatter
than he was as a child. Drake and Josh's that
the guy. No, no, don't get me started on Drake,

(49:09):
And then uh, what's he actually looks like Miranda cosgro Oh,
So you guys are like the whole cast. Basically we
are the entire cast, and I really confused people. Every
six months or so, I will post a photo of
I Carly and be like, I found this cute old
photo of me and Chloe and people are like, what,
oh ship, I knew that was you. Well, there you go,

(49:31):
right there, you guys, you have your Halloween costume, like
gonna wear Spider Man costumes, So so I could show
up my rocket dog. God, oh my god, I want
to see the head somebody dad head at him real quick,
you want to say. I'm just still stuck on the
fact that you're you're like your dick's big enough to

(49:53):
like put to the side, just kind of sits on
top of my nut side just kind of goes right
above my nutsac is where it stops. He just looks
like a like toad sitting in a bean bag chair. Yeah,
I just got a post right up there, you know
what I mean, There's no way I'm putting that thing
down the leg of my pants. Absolutely, no way. I
have a better chance putting my balls down the leg

(50:13):
of my pants and getting up so freaking heat for that,
which is cool too. That's dope, big balls. That's rad right,
that's awesome, dude. Hey, congratulations, that's give it up. Hey,
are we gonna play the middle of the Hillary Duff song?
Or what the which one? The middle of that Hillary
Duff song? I need it, I'm coming what part it's after? This?

(50:37):
Deeper deeper? We can't do much more, you know, we'll
get sued by the duff camps. I'm sorry. I don't
make the rules. Those Duffalo soldiers are compla soldiers. I
like that. I wish Blake made the rules. I wish
to life would be so cool if Blake made the rules.
Oh my gosh, be so good. He does. He basically does.

(50:58):
Come tomorrow, it will seem so yesterday, so yesterday, so yesterday.
I'm just a bird that's already flown away and let
it go. Well, Todd us saying is going to add
all these songs to the This is Important Mix at
Important mix dot com. So if if you are like,
oh my god, I can't wait to listen to Hillary

(51:19):
Dove song. Go to important mix dot com and and
treat yourself to an audio orgasm. I gotta get on
that mix. That's got to be a trip, just just
to go down that mix. Um. I kind of dabbled
in it, and we talk about really bad music on
our podcast, and I it's quite enjoyable, is that right? Yeah?

(51:40):
Well it depends because I think it's kicked butt and
I yeah, admittedly I think I do have a very
bad tasting music, but you know my taste and I
like it, Okay, so it is bad, So it is.
I think most people would agree that it is probably bad,
but I like it. And I know there's probably a
few people out there like me who just like really
bad music and that's their style and taste. Most people

(52:03):
have bad taste, right, yeah, sure, Well there is something
like when we were growing up in the early auts,
the best time for music. It was like music was
bad and we knew it, much like Michael Jackson's bad,
bad but good. Like at the time, we knew that
the pop culture was not very good. There were select
awesome pop culture songs boy bands TRL six ft from

(52:28):
the Year Journal I think it was not good, so
we had to like embrace this ship pop culture. Fucking
things suck, but you didn't like because I was listening
to like independent Bay Area hip hop, which was like
right in your guy's backyard, yeah, Living Legends, all the
Cali Agents. I was listening to Creed and just crying

(52:51):
to myself while driving through the corn fields, listening to
because I'm six feet from the Year Journal, I'm thinking
I coming feed because the edge and I'm coming. See, Like,
I couldn't tell you if I listen to Creed back then.
I really don't think I liked Creed. I think I

(53:13):
was like, fucking like Creed is funny because it's horrible.
There's a chance I would put my life on the line.
I would bet my life that if we could go
back to high school and played that Create song for you,
you would cry. It's science about that, dude. I feel

(53:37):
like I was so aware of how I was not
a fan no, because I was the guy making fun
of like Dashboard Confessional. We'd get Kyle, we'd give him
like three beers because his cry Okay, well I already
said that, we already know how that's gonna send him
on a bluff and it's hang on, I'm paid in
the picture. You put beers in me. You know how
that's gonna end. I'm gonna be We give you three,

(53:59):
I'm not twelve. Three. We give you a beautiful vista.
And then all of a sudden, I hit play because
I'm six feet from the Hurgion. I'm thinking, and you
blow on his neck. That's not doing shipped to me, Brot, No,
not even the blowing on the next doing anything to me.
You're rocket dog starts switching my little little mushroom on

(54:23):
top of a toadstone comes in check. No, I hated it.
I didn't like it. I want to see that rocket
dog move like a puppy having a dream, just kind
of dream about some food, duding about running. I'm not
buying chasing cars y Kyle's crying to that ship. I know,

(54:44):
I know, I know. I was. No. I think I
thought it was funny, man, I'm telling you, I was
making fun of dashboard Confessional and all that ship like
it just was too Maybe I wanted to be a
part of it. Maybe I wanted to be a part
of it, but I couldn't allow myself to with that
for sure, I was also making fun of Creed you like,
I was making fun of everything. Dude, I couldn't like anything.

(55:04):
I had to make fun of everything. But like, there
was so much good hip hop at this time. I
can't believe you guys know I listened to a lot
of hip hop too, Like at that time, I was
like more interested in intergalactic you know, like the Beastie
Boys and stuff or forty everyone that, like Chappelle had
on like to lib quality. Most of all those fucking dudes,
that whole movement early Kanye, like DJ Shadow, there was

(55:28):
good ship, you guys. I don't think you guys were
looking forward. You remember that dude ever Last, Like ever Last,
Like that was a joke, right, Like how did that
fucking happen? Like what is that? And I don't really
want to know what it's really might know what it's like.
White people want to see white people rapping, period, That's
what it is. Oh, you mean the legend of Whitey Ford?

(55:49):
Get the funk out of here, man, He's a legend. Bro.
That ship was so bad it was already fucking cool
because it was so bad. Kid Rock was on the
on the kid Rock What was kid Rock? I don't
know what you're flipping flopping. I don't like how you
say you had no options, Like you couldn't just go

(56:09):
to like a local record store. Yeah, rasp Mutin pull
up on rasp Mutin of course and be like, hey man,
what's the cool ship right now? And he's like Jedi
mind tricks here, listen to this. I hear you. I
hear you. And I'm not trying to say like there
I had no options. I'm just thinking that there was
this like awareness that was baked into our culture knowing
that ship sucked and we had to kind of be like, yeah,

(56:29):
this is our time. Yeah, but alien Ant Forms smooth
Criminal was out there. You even form that dude fucking
rocked so hard with this. How am I this is
gonna hurt his name? I actually thought that was tight.
You guys are tripping, dude, Why are you even listening
to anything else? If alien Ant Farm exists? You know

(56:50):
what I mean? Because all this is happening during an
arrow when a young man named Ludacris was busting onto
this sea. I loved Ludacris. If you weren't jamming the ludicrous,
you didn't know what the fun was that loved Ludacros.
I mean, obviously everyone loves Luda. Luda is a phenomenal rapper. Yes,
he is phenomenal, one of the best rappers ever. But

(57:12):
I like that we all are in total in agreement.
We are usually not in total agreement on a lot
of pop culture topics. But ludicrous, oh my Luda checks out,
don't ludicrous. If I may, I will just say that, Like,
I don't know, I can't really remember what Ludacrous was
rapping about. He rapped, how he rapped was fucking great

(57:36):
music videos to me, one word, they all had like
giant bubble heads. That was tight. Yeah, that wasn't that
his first song wasn't that His first song was use
a Hole? Was way up there, for sure. I shared
a dressing room with him. I think I talked about
this at the NBA UM NBA All Star Game weekend,

(57:57):
like I did a thing for the weekend with the story.
I already told that he was so fast. As soon
as you said, so, did I tell you they know
it's going there? Yeah? Well, he was like, what music
you want to listen to? And I'm like anything by
word of mouth, and he said, and he said, and
then he put on one of my favorite tracks because
I'm six ft and we both are like He's like obviously,

(58:21):
and I look at him, and Luda Chris was crying allegedly,
and I was like, oh, ship dog, you're crying. He's like,
this is one of the most beautiful songs. That's because
he's hello witty. He understood it. He understood how funny
it was. I don't know if if I would cry.
And he goes, imagine you're on a beautiful vista, right,
so like your homies blowing on the back of your neck. Yeah,
you have three your homies blowing on your hear. Know

(58:43):
you've told this story before. You've told this story before.
I don't know Gluda Chris anything by word of mouth mouth.
He was on the Austin Power soundtrack, right, he rapped
on that beat. Yeah, that's a great sample. Yeah. He
had that whole track that was just like rhymes based
off the Austin Powers movies. It was incredible. Kyle, who's

(59:06):
your favorite rapper of all time? My favorite rapper of
all time? And if it's not the legend of Whitey Ford,
I'm fucking walking dude. You can name a couple, but
I'm just curious. I mean, I think, like I always
go back to E forty. I always find myself wondering
what he's putting out, because you always put out. I

(59:28):
think that I think he might be my favorite rapper
of all time. There we go. His ship is so
crazy and the way that he uses syllables and fucking
language is unparalleled. Right, well, we'll take it. I mean
he's the guy who gave Snoop his like Fizzle ship, right, yeah,
Doggie Fizzle televisible. I mean he definitely was the originator

(59:49):
of a lot of slacker yeah, right. And it's not
Nick hex Um from three Level? What's is it? Who's
that Nick hex Um from Favorite No Goodbye? That's that's why?
That's what's three eleven track? What's their track? And there

(01:00:14):
was the color of your energy? Put it up? Do
people know those songs that you're singing? Yeah, obviously are
you talking about Everybody knows Amber? That one is like
from fifty First Dates and everybody's seen that movie. Obviously
everyone knows three eleven. Is that three eleven? Though? Amber
is three eleven? Yeah? I like that track that tracks
good Down is the one that they down down? You

(01:00:36):
mean I remember hearing that for the first time on
the radio back in the day and being like, this
ship is fucking cool, and then the follow up lost
me Nicks the greatest rapper of all time. A lot
of people say music Jesus, take back, apologies or epic slams.
Is that where we're God, I don't watch the clock.

(01:00:56):
We can still go for a little bit, right we
are at one hour. I'm kind of hungry. Uh. I'd
like to take back the fact that I was kind
of putting on. I was kind of telling Kyle what
he should like. And even though I know for a
fact if I was going to high school with Kyle,

(01:01:18):
I would have taken him to a beautiful vista. I
would have played the Creed song, and I know he
would have cried. I know I would have liked brought
up like a girlfriend or an ex girlfriend and just
being like, Yo, what's that about? And then he would
and then I would have he would have started to
tell a story. I would have very sweetly and quickly
touched play on on on my pioneer Alpine uh study changer,

(01:01:45):
and he would then shed a tear right when Scott
Staff was delivering those sweet, sweet melodies. Stop stop name
dropping hate that you can just pull these names up
of the like want an apologize band that you shouldn't

(01:02:05):
know the members Scott and Scott apologize to all of
us out of by the way, you could be making
these up and we wouldn't know. I'll apologize for um.
I know you you were talking about packing your weeds
and stuff, and I made light of that, and I shouldn't.
I think it's I think it's important because this podcast

(01:02:26):
is about what is important, and you know, if you
want to circle back to that right now and just
kind of take us to the end here with a
little bit more of it, I'm getting I actually have
another a full other bag of joints and things that
I plan on bringing Kyle, do you think I should
put it in two separate bags or just solidify it
in the one in the one bag? Shut up, shut

(01:02:47):
I don't know, man, I don't know what. I'm sorry.
I don't feel like you have a plan. I feel
like you should just dump in your suitcase fucking roll dude.
Well because either way, like, what what are you gonna do?
Like it's gonna be in one bag and I'm gonna
sucking empty they're gonna empty a bunch of them and
they're gonna find everything. So like, who, what do you
mean you just put in back check it. I'd like

(01:03:09):
to compliment. I would like I would like to take
back what I said apologizing to cow because now he
doesn't deserve it. What the fucking no, dude, I'm just
I would like to take back anything I said during
this podcast. I feel like it was not my greatest performance,
especially when I was talking about my tiny little something

(01:03:29):
on top on top of the big balls like that,
like I shot myself in the foot on that, and
I really would like to take that part back because
it's it's okay, it's okay, it's okay to be me.
I'd like to compliment Honders for trying to uh put
these guys on some game shout out some backpack rappers

(01:03:50):
from the Bay really trying to get these kids to
listen to some tunes, but as you can see, they
are stuck in their ways. They are Creedman shout out.
And also, don't be afraid to uh play a little
art Alexis, some deep cut art Alexis jams from ever
Clear Um other members of the band Craig Montoya and

(01:04:11):
I forget that their guy's name, but they're they're pretty great.
I like ever Clear, ever Clear has three amazing songs.
Ever Clear, See that was the biggest joke you got
that album and every fucking song sounded exactly the same
that album before the pandemic. I went to U I
went to a birthday party, was kind of like a

(01:04:32):
birthday bashed that dude, Obey Shepherd Ferry and he had
like a concert for his birthday and it was all
these people coming in and Perry Farrell from Jane's Addiction
came in and did some Jane's Addiction songs and fucking ripped. Yeah,
he was. He was unfucking believable. Still had the same voice,

(01:04:53):
the fucking acoustics from this place where like I don't know,
it sounded crazy though, shout out to Jane's Addiction and
let's take it. We will take it. Adam, you listen
to James Addiction or are you looking up members of
James Addiction right now? Are they too good? I know
they're from that era, but are they to know they
for sure aren't that great? No, James's Addiction does. I'm

(01:05:14):
actually having trouble trying to play them. What's their song?
Good being caught stealing? Is that them? Yeah, that's a
great song. James Ekitchen is kind of whack. What the
funk are you talking about that song? That song is great.
They're good, They're good. I think Adams having a little fun.
Dave Navarro. I caught him. I was backstage at some

(01:05:36):
uh you can you can keep telling. I was backstage
at some show and the stage is gonna turn and
reveal Jane's addiction and the stage is gonna turn, and
it was like a reunion performance at some award show
for them, And I caught him, like in his leather pants,

(01:05:57):
like standing like he was gonna stand in like a
cool way of who David Navarro? And then he switched
up his stance like two or three times until he
finally like settled on like a cool stance that he
was going to do, and then shook his head to
himself like, yeah, this is fucking radical. But you know what,
that's why he's David Navarro, you know what I mean? Yeah,
that's true. He's no Craig Montoya or Art Alexis. I

(01:06:18):
will say that. Yeah, I was gonna start fired, who's
this who's the other guy. I know Art Alexis, right,
but who's the other Craig by way, it's not Art Alexis.
Didn't we clarify that on Morecoholics? I don't know his
last name is not Alexis. Yeah, it's uh alex a
Kiss Alex alex Kiss. But I do remember somebody was like,

(01:06:42):
you were saying his name on set, and somebody was like, look,
I'm not trying to like step on the ship with
that's on his name. We were like what and it
was a total men It was Mandela effects for you.
You were like, I'm sure looking at it right now,
I'm gonna say Alexis, I'm just gonna say his name
wrong for the rest of its reading it. You can

(01:07:04):
take it back, or you can apologize, or you can
compliment him on having the wrong name. I would like
to compliment him on going through his life with this
name that is unpronounceable and just kind of sticking with Alexis.
Shots fired, it's science, all right. That's another amazing Can
I say amazing? I will amazing episode of this border

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standing It