Ep 55: The Guys Talk Ja Rule, Dr Pepper 10 and Other Things From Definitely Not Now

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Picking out the wedding playlist, who to invite to your wedding, wedding meals, the origin of 'Dessert First,' pickleball, tennis, wedding stories, predictions for Adam's wedding, the best drinks, and more.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.
This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This Is Important Token bowls, Baby,
big beers are way more fun than small beers. Oh whoo,

(00:22):
whoa who awkward and here we go. Hey you baby,
I love your smile, your smile. It's good to see you. Guys.
Right back at you. Chloe and I actually, yesterday we're

(00:43):
going through did you guys do this when you got married?
We picked out music music like we they have like
a list that we had to go through of like
a thousand songs and just pick like what songs we
like the most, so then that DJ understands the style.
Do you have the time, Yeah, it's just nothing but

(01:03):
green day blink and I remember picking out the special
songs like the dancing and like the first dance. I
remember doing that. Oh yeah, it was like five hours
of homework I did yesterday. I'm like this is too much. Ship. Yeah,
Chloe's all stressing about him, like this is this is
too much. I don't want to pick their whole ord DJ,
so that they play the music. Thank you? What am

(01:24):
I paying you for? Adam? If I know you you
might just want to throw on some jack FM and
you're done. Yeah, yeah, Jackie, if I know you do
that there, Yeah, just I tune in live to the
Weenie Roast k Rock Weenie Roast and let it go.
I liked that. You like that, You like that I
like picking the music. Yeah, I'm I'm not like a

(01:46):
music a head, but I'm very specific about what I
wanted my wedding for sure. Okay, well I think for sure.
It's a very important moment. A lot of r Kelly, okay,
step in the name of love. It was safe. Just
play trapped in the closet, a lot of getting freaky
in the club during cocktail hour. Did you play Trapped
in the Closet? Chapter one through? Yes, I mean and

(02:07):
no one could talk? Or just sex Planet, sex Planet.
We were all there. We all remember the orgy that
broke out on the dance floor. It was interesting. I
felt good. Do you guys wanna hear something funny? Here's
the funny thing real quick. Uh my anniversary, ten year
anniversary was just last week. Relations it's crazy. Thank you guys.
Emma's looking through photos of the wedding on her phone.

(02:30):
Nuts that Emma still married. So she goes before we
went to there, she goes, I was looking at photos
from her wedding and you know what? And I was like, yeah,
what like what? She goes, h, A lot of those
people are dead? What? And I was like, why did

(02:52):
you say? It was just like grandparents? I go, right,
that's your that's the takeaway that old people died. Yeah,
I love you too, ye dude, that's that's wild though. Man,
it's true. She's probably just pointing out something that's real
and like, what the hell, they're gone. But they got
to have that moment, you know what I mean, that's right.
They went through life, got to our wedding and you

(03:14):
got the picture, you got the memory. You get to
remember them and think about them every every every ten years.
And since that, the number one reason people get married
is for the grandparents to see it. They're like, we
gotta do it before the grandparents. Yes, for me, do
it for me, mom. They like to see that stuff.
And Kyle, did we get married at the same place? Anders?

(03:35):
We did? We got married at the exact same place.
I saw you posting the or maybe Emma posted the
picture of all of us standing up there under the
oak tree, and I was like, oh yeah, dude, I
got the same framing of my wedding as well. It
was dope, and that was I mean, that's it. That's
worth saying. I mean you you had it there. And
then my wife was not at your wedding, and we

(03:58):
know we have a thing you're we I don't speak
to her. I'm just kidding. We didn't know her. We
didn't know her at the time. I had just started
dating her. Was not allowed on the premises she wasn't
allowed at the wedding because we hadn't been dating for
long enough, which I think is a pretty good rule,
like for inviting guests to your wedding is like have
you been dating for a year or two? Is it
gonna last? Or is it just a fling? Like what's

(04:21):
I remember when you had that conversation with me about
about Chloe. Were like yeah, and and this is interesting
because Durs did it to me and I ended up
marrying the woman who was not invited to his wedding.
But at the last moment you were like, she could
come because there was a hole. I remember when Durs
said that. But we couldn't make it happen, and the whole,

(04:44):
the whole wedding list thing. Did trust me, I would
have let it fly because I don't give a hit it.
I don't give a but but I ended up I
ended up marrying her. And then I did the same
thing to Adam. I said, Adam, you can't invite Chloe.
You haven't been together for long enough, Like I paid
like a fraternity spanking? Is it the most fun guest

(05:04):
at every wedding, the one random like date someone brings
who's like the wild card and you're like, whoa that
person was allegend? Did you have a big wedding blake? No? Yeah,
I had a very exclusive who is this person crying?
It was so exclusive that none of us were there?
No one was there? Yeah, we weren't there. Zero people
were there. But Adam called me instead. I remember he

(05:25):
called me said I really want to invite Clode Dog.
And I was like, who, I really love this girl,
last name dog. I really love this girl dog. Oh dog?
You wanted to uh introduce her to Mama Bear your
mom at my wedding? Right? That was right? That is
where they met clow Dog and Mama there. Yeah, And

(05:47):
that was when I was like, Okay, you had been
dating for maybe like eight or nine months, and that's
solid I talked to maybe that I don't remember, but
I can't remember exactly the timeline, but that's what I remember.
That's what pushed me over the edge where I was like,
all right, you can come to you can she can
come to the wedding. And you guys were fun. You
guys had a blast. Yeah, we had a great time
under the same oak tree as as the homes. It's

(06:10):
a beautiful oak tree. Yeah. You guys turned on the
ferris wheel though, right, you paid for the ferris wheel. Yeah,
we threw down. You guys did it. Your wedding was
at the Golf Line carnival that we both went to.
We both got married at Calamigos Ranch and had a
fantastic wedding. There is a beautiful location. Shout out. It
was gorgeous out there. It's like, you know, it's a

(06:30):
wedding factory of Los Angeles. And I remember when we
were so my wife did not go to that wedding,
but when we were touring with our wedding planner to
pick the spot, we went to Calamigos Ranch and I
was like, yeah, I don't know if we even need
to go to Calamigos Ranch, like there's other spots, Like,
we'll be fine. We pull up, we go to one location. Uh,

(06:51):
and then here we walk into the to the then
we walk into the oak tree and Marissa immediately starts
tearing up and she's is the spot sacred ground? This
is it? And I'm like, are you serious, because I'm
pretty sure this is I didn't it wasn't even too clear,
but I'm like, this is where I think, this is

(07:12):
where got married. And this was probably four years, three
or four years after I got married, and like the
upgrades were substantial at this place. Yes, they had like
I said, it's a factory. They were figured dialed it in.
They got money. Man, Yeah that place, that place is nice. Yeah.
I should have done it. I blew it. I should
have got married under the same oak tree. And I

(07:33):
mean we were waiting, but yeah, dear thing fucking blew it. Dude,
I'm so sorry. That would have been so ill and
having cool. If we all take our future wives under
the oak tree and we married them under the that
could have happened. We could have all got married at
the same places, like a Nicholas Sparks novel. Right here,
this is a notebook. This is a movie. Man. Our

(07:56):
lives are like a movie doll. We're just mar our
labs under the oak tree. Uh, the list is insane.
Chloe's freaking out. I'm I feel the same way. I'm like,
what's your number of the what's your attendees number? We
wanted it to be lower. It's you know, we're doing
it in Mexico. It's out of the country, so we
wanted it to be like a hundred dish and we're

(08:17):
gonna land right around a hundred. I think, goddamn. But
I was like, I don't care if two people show,
like who gives your ship? My god? Well that's just
And now we're like people are like falling out and
other people are wanting to come in, and it's like
she's all stressed out about it. I'm like, why do
we care even a little bit? Like because you have

(08:40):
to pay for their dinner and stuff. Okay, that's why.
Because but we had the money. It's not like we're
you know, you have money to give a hundred other
people steaks man, Yeah, well you can always throw it
into the ocean. We can, like chum the water and
get it go. Why do you think I'm doing this podcast? Man,
I gotta get that steak money, baby, that bumper. That

(09:00):
was the thing where I was like when they were like, yeah,
you can do whatever, this meal, fish or chicken and
then steak, but the steak is like an extra, like
eight bucks, and I was like, I throw it on
the menu. Only the people that really wanted will get
the filet mignon. Everybody gets it, and then every rs
VP came back with filet. I was like, fun, We're

(09:22):
like steak, Yeah, We're We're all steak everything. I had
just become a vegetarian, so I was really fucking talty.
Steaks need to step up for the wedding. Yeah, are
they sponsoring your wedding? They're not. We had to go
through their the resorts catering. Yeah, of course that's how
they can. That's how they nickel and dime. Yeah. COVID, sure, yeah,

(09:45):
we had to ran everything through them. COVID. Yeah. We
had to fly out this band from New York City
to do the wedding in Cabo San Lucas. COVID. Uh, yeah,
I don't know why it's COVID, but can't be a
West Coast artist cannot be a West Coast artist must
turns out they don't exist. Are you going DJ and band?
It's a DJ band combo. It's like a DJ. Wait,

(10:07):
is it like Lincoln Park? It is Lincoln Park, It's
exactly so Now it's it's a band that like this
is their thing. They do weddings like that's their ship.
And then they it's a DJ that plays music that
you know, but then has a full band playing the

(10:28):
music to the songs. Wait, what do you mean they
play at the same time as the songs, so they
know all the songs. That's why you have to I
think that's why the list was so insane that I
had to go through, because these are like, these are
the songs, and we'll learn the specific what we have
to do for each song. Well do they know it?

(10:51):
Should it should be tight? I don't know. We'll see
we'll be drunk off. Is that gonna be? Is popo?
Is now going to be your first dance? Yeah, that's
that's what that's the recessional. That's when we're we're leaving
after we're married. Yeah, when when you did the dance

(11:12):
and stuff, the first dance, did you have to do
like any like trial dancing with your wife before the
show day. Yeah, practice dancing. We're not really dancers and
we're not um like big time extroverts. Like a lot
of people will be like, we're doing a choreograph dance. Yeah,
like they really want to do a thing. If Adam
doesn't have a choreo dance, I'm coming out of a cake.

(11:35):
So I'm gonna be fired out of a cannon and
land on the dance floor. So Adam's going to come
out on a Fahitas ship better be pitched perfect floor, brother,
stop the music. I had to do it. I had
to do like just basic dance lessons and learn how
did it? Yeah? I had to learn. I mean I
didn't have to. I did it. What did you do

(11:55):
the fucking foxtrot? I don't remember? No, No, it was no.
It was a dip and I learned how to twirl.
That was that. You learn how to dip and twirl?
You just have seen movies and you do it. Well,
Kyle needs to take a lesson. This is how you know?
It was like a three step? It was like, um,
what was it? It was like an interest in that one?

(12:16):
What are you talking about? Dude, Yeah, why are you
Jerkingham style? Yeah, gang Gangham style. I had to learn
Gangham style. Yeah. I thought he was jerking off two
dicks at the same time and he was doing a
game like oh bro, I remember, Well, that's how the
dance came about. It was like this whole thing. Okay,

(12:38):
that's interesting. I distinctly remember Kyle womp and Gangham style
on the dance floor, but maybe I was dreaming. I
think you're right, that might have been. I think that
was the perfect time for wampum Gangham style. Yeah, that's
how I remember it. I keep pitching that are are

(13:00):
think it's called a recessional right when you're leaving the twice,
so it's got to be real and yeah, I think so.
I just looked at it, so I'm just learning processional reson.
I think it's a processional. I think that's when you're
coming in is the procession, and then when you're leaving
is the recess. So we're back to this. I think
it's free. Oh y'all back on that, I guess. And
I keep pitching who let the dogs out? Because I

(13:21):
think that'd be fucking awesome, just because that's that's a
fucking party song man. It is like when you leave,
you can't do that. It's just like I do you
kiss and then we walk out, and it's like, who
let the dogs out? You can't do that. I'm sorry,
Adam cloud Dog? Who let the cloud Dog out? Yeah? Wait? Yeah,
all right, who let clod Dog out? Yeah? It's gonna

(13:43):
go off. That's that's gonna be a fucking dude. I
wouldn't even let you. I wouldn't even let you guys
get by. I would just start washing with you. Yeah.
Be a fucking full on throwdown from there and on,
and that's what I want. Maybe that's when you do
popos out. Uh. I feel like that's when it could
really it wouldn't be as much of a joke, would

(14:05):
be like, let's get it started. That much of a joke,
Let's get it stop. It could be. It could be, uh,
you know, for Delicious, let's get the Black Eyed Peas. Yeah, okay,
let's get it started and Hot. Well, Fergie's not in
the Black Eyed Peas anymore. I think they like dropped
her from the roster, which I cannot agree with. By bitch,

(14:27):
what will music do? Now? We'll move on. I know
I'm suffering over here. I like Black Eyed Peas before
she got in the mix, when they were like a
hip hop group, and then they kind of transitioned into
they wanted money. They were like, let's get money. Yeah,
they have some super hits. Good for them. I would
like to say the opposite. I like when Fergie left

(14:49):
him and her solo ship was freaking cracking. Dude, Oh
her national anthem, Well that was really good. There you were, Yeah,
I was. I was at that game. Wow, did you
feel it in the room? Then? No, I was so salty.
I came as she was finishing because I don't know
if you guys are. I did like a weird song

(15:10):
and dance for the NBA Awards where it was like
me Queen Latifa, Kevin Hart, Jamie Foxx. It was a
very strange thing that when you met Ludacris in the
back or whatever. Yeah, and I shared a dressing room
with Ludacris and uh so we were back there changing.
Then I came out like at the tail end, and
I'm like that was weird. And then I looked, uh,
you know, via the internet later and I was like, oh, shoot,

(15:32):
I missed a piece of history. I was in the
same building and wasn't there for the piece of history
that everyone talks about. It kind of brought her back
for a minute. So like you know, counter blessings. She
was always brought back the for the wrong reasons. Like
I remember one big story was like she like Peter
pants on stage and it was just she was always
getting bad friend. A second, speaking of like bad sh

(15:56):
on stage, this is a classic and this was something
we showed in the room over and over for a
good week or two when Lenny Kravitz was a show
and this, my god, he went like down into like
a tuck and his pants ripped, his flopped out, and

(16:16):
then he jumped up without missing a beat and blocked
it with the guitar. I was like, this is a professional.
It's amazing. And that cock it's springshot out. It was
like a slinky. It was loading. Yeah, it was like
packed in there. If you haven't seen that video, you
can watch it as a gift or a jef now

(16:37):
and it is just as wonderful just watching one thousand
times back to back to back to back, and no
one talks about that anymore. No, he slurps his dick
back up into his pants, so it's like a CNN
when you touch it. Yeah, I was blown away when
I like, I brought it out for Meriss and I
was like, check out this dude. Look at what he does.

(16:58):
It's amazing. You blown away. I was astonished. It's like
a lightning strike of Dick. And then it's what are
you gonna go my way? It's an amazing recovery lightning strike.
It's so cool. God. Yeah, man, he is something else,
isn't he? And like, that's how cool he is? Is

(17:22):
that that didn't ruin him? Remember who was a job
rule who came out? It was like are you ready? Yeah?
I guess not. And he's dumb. He couldn't recover from
the well he tried to. He tried to do Firefest.
Well that was that. No, that was right after Firefest.
The documentary came out about Firefest. And then it was

(17:43):
like a month later, he's doing uh, halftime shows the Bucks.
Yeah for I think, yeah, I think you're right, the
Milwaukee Bucks and he's like, oh you ready? And then
everyone just saw the documentary it had just come out,
and so everyone's like, no fun this guy. And and
then he was like shut off. I guess I guess not. Also,

(18:05):
like that's on him and his agents for putting him
in that position. He shouldn't have been out there. He
should have waited six months for the firefest doctor cool down,
because what did he do? What did he do? In
that moment? He said, are you ready? And then what happened?
I don't know this. No one like applauded people like
we're booing, and he goes like he'd like sadly is like,

(18:25):
I guess not. It's like it's like he's defeated. It
was like a a what is it a diametric shift?
What did you say? Like it was just a sumtal
uh tectonic shift, and he hit the recession al on
his career at that moment, and he walked on by

(18:46):
the dog. I guess no one. I guess no one.
I know we kind of moved on from wedding talk.
But I think I brought this up off air the
other day. But and let's never go off again. Let's

(19:08):
stay on air always. My freshman year in college on Wisconsin,
this girl who was a senior was getting married to
this guy, right and this dude, this dude was like
I was eighteen, and this guy was twenty three or
twenty four. He was a man. He was bald, just
like he was built like a fucking brickshit house. I'm

(19:29):
just a cave man. And I was like, oh, that's cool.
I didn't really know them yet because I just got
to school. I was like asking him questions. And then
he was like, guess what I'm eating at my wedding
And I was like, I don't know. He goes everybody
else is getting steak and fish um eating Arby's. Yes,
everybody ate whatever they wanted to eat. He ate like

(19:50):
five big beef and cheddars like that. So he had
a bag of Arbies delivered to the sweetheart table and
was like, fucking that is a move. Absolutely, that's crazy.
That's they like. They don't make them like that anymore. No, no, no,
you That girl caught herself a winner right there. I
don't even know if she knows it, but she knows
it now. I mean, should I should I get some

(20:12):
in and out flown in for would that be your thing? Yeah?
I love a good cheeseburger, man, I know what I
would do. I'm I'm saying, but like, this guy clearly
has like a connection to Arby's, Like is that your
connection meal? Well, cheeseburgers are one of my favorite you know,
my favorite is steak. Who my kiden? So I'm gonna
be eating the steak so that you're good. I'm fine. Yeah,

(20:35):
I'm covered. If I had my drothers, I would hunker down.
You have your brothers, dude, Yeah, I want a two
entree plate from pand Express and just let me sit
in the corner and smash. Is it all orange chicken
to servings of orange chicken? I mean maybe I could
do a three entree plate with two orange chickens, but

(20:55):
I like to do broccoli, beef, orange chicken. And then
I mean, talk to you guys about this. But who
do you think would be the four founders? What is it?
Forefather of being? Let me rephrase this. Who was the
first person ever to hit the half and half with
the chow main and fried rice? Like? Ask for that?

(21:16):
Who was the first person ever like the like the
third guy in line? Like like the third one that
can both? I don't want to choose, just like I
don't know. I mean it says right on the wall
that you can mix and match, and it does. Ye
doesn't say you can do half half you can mix,

(21:36):
So I don't know. I don't have it always said
that on the wall that they I think they added that.
That's like the first person who asked for like a
case of dia Chipotle and they're like, you mean the case,
like to wrap it in the case because I can
mix beans. I go mix beans all the time at Chipotle.
That's how crazy I'm living. Okayans is sick. But I
don't think you would want to eat that much Chinese

(21:59):
food at a wedding because that's gonna that'll weigh you
down for that dance floor. And if I know Blake,
he's he's gonna want to cut a rug. Dude, Yeah
I want to dance, you know. But for me, like
Chinese food doesn't weigh me down, Like Chinese food is
like a power food for me. It really invigorates me
and it brings the dancing out. I would say, oh

(22:22):
ship especially Panda. Yeah, that I'd say, Uh, Chinese food
makes me is an upper for me, and then doughnuts
are a downer, Like I really get way down. Should
I tell Chloe that she blew it by offering Mexican
style food in Mexico and we should have flown in
Pan Express. Yeah, you should have switched it up a

(22:43):
little bit specifically for me. No, yeah, will you do
it on that? Will you just save that conversation for
on the pod? Yeah, I'll bring her on Aeron. We
can really air this out. I'd love to hear that.
You know what we did do on our wedding. I
remember we specifically did dessert first, and then we had
a second dessert afterwards. Dessert first, after the processional, like

(23:07):
we all went over to party, and then they're the
orders that came out. They weren't savory, they were sweet desserts,
baby dessert, first dessert. Yeah, and it was like it
came from that, Like it was like, let's do how
it did come from that? Yeah? Yeah, I mean it.
Well yeah, well, dessert first is the thing we would
chant on Workaholics, specifically the man Up episode, because real

(23:30):
men eat dessert first logic and they drink road marks.
Do you know where it came from? Though? It came
from It came from the show Jigglos, where in the
opening credit sequence there's like introducing people and this one
guy goes like, my name is Mike, and I like
to eat dessert first, Like, how cool is he? Basically

(23:56):
the whole show of Workaholics was from the show Jigglos.
So I'm glad we're in this laundry. Well we had
we had Brace on the show, and he was, man,
I mean sometimes you get in the room with improvisers
and you're like, holy fuck, look at this guy work
and Brace wasn't exactly that. Um what was Jigglos? That
was on what network? Though? And wait, so sorry because

(24:19):
I didn't watch I didn't watch Jigglos. That was like
you and Kevin Etton, Uh, one of our producers. He
was a big fan, and you were a big fan.
His name was Brace Brace. Sean Clements watched it as well.
That's right. Braces in like a thing you put on
your knee if you hurt yourself. No, as in like
hold on because you're about to get yourself because uh,

(24:43):
he was like he called himself a He's like, I'm
a Siberian Tiger hybrid with the and we were like,
this dude is just improvising. He really couldn't finish the sentence,
but it was it worked, It worked perfectly. Um, but
he's like the super cut that's I improvising style as well.
And there's a lot of takes of work, hemming and hind,

(25:04):
lots of lots of adjectives and verbs, no periods or exclament.
But Brace is probably like a fifty something X bodybuilder
with like frosted tips. I mean, he's an Adonis, don't
get questioned. And the whole show was about him, and
he's like five other male escorts just like doing the
damn thing. Oh my god, speaking of Adonis, like one

(25:26):
was a rapper, it was. It was unbelievable. This guy
could not wrap. It was unbelievable. No one on reality
TV ever has been able to wrap except for riff raffing.
You see where he is well and everybody on what
was that the White Rapper Show? Oh yeah, that was
a really raff Back to the Adonis is dirrors, there

(25:51):
was a photo that came in the text from Adams
dinner from the dinner where you have your shirt bachelor
party text, Dude, you look gorgeous, thank you. Yeah you
look really hot. The writing is perfect, everything is just
really good. It made me see you in a whole
new light and yeah, you're gorgeous hot as ship right,

(26:14):
what happened? Is you you you leaned out? Yeah? What's
going on? I'm back in the pool. I'm back in
the pool. You leaned out. He's back in the pool, man,
that's what happened. That'll do it. He's got that long
lane once again. Do you think I Do you think
I'll be able to get that kind of body if
I play pickleball? No? No? Is that the one where
you bounce it off the trampoline. It's a very it's
like a very small tennis. Yeah. I don't know if

(26:36):
that's going to do it. All right, here's the thing
how you might, but you have to do it for
longer than a week. You're going to have to really
stay on it. Because I know you're saying, I'm playing
pickleball now, But are you? Or is this just this
mule confusion, muscle confusion, stomach illusion fantastic? How much pickleball

(26:57):
are you playing? I'm not. I'm not playing. I'm thinking
abot picking it up because the shots on shadows are
trying to get get going. They're on it, So I'm
like going to join them and some some pickleballing out
there in league? Is pickle balling? When you like finish
the sandwich and then you ball up the pickle and
it is Okay, that's what I think it is. Yes,

(27:21):
it's playing pickleball. Because I don't I've seen people post
about it. Seems like a thing that is becoming popular now.
It seems like new age like what like like beer ball,
like softball, hipster sport. Yeah, it seems like every few years,
some like sort of outside sport becomes popular. Yeah, and
last for like two years. What what is this? There's

(27:43):
pickles right there, if you know, I don't. I don't
know enough about it. I was just kind of looking
forward to it as a form of exercise and hoping
that I could maybe achieve a body like Onders by
playing it. But I don't know. I mean, is it
is it indoor? Is it outdoor? Do you know that?
I think it's either or it's it's either or Is

(28:05):
it in a cage? Is it different than paddleball? Can
you hit it off the cage wall? Ship you got?
Is this like a alternate fighting sort of sport? What
is this? Is this an octagon or a rectangle? I
think it's in the rectangle. I think it's a smaller
version of tennis with a mixed with a larger version
of ping pong. Okay, and on a bad mitten. I

(28:27):
think it's a bad mitten court with maybe a lower net.
I don't even know how high the net. It's a lot.
I think it's it's a low net, right, that's where
it's tennis. So you're not hitting it against a wall,
I don't think so. Like a racquetball or squash, that's racquetball. Yeah,
racketball kicks as Yeah, I think I would like that
because tennis I fucking hate. Yeah, I'm very bad. I'm

(28:47):
very bad this start and stop of tennis. My knees
are like they just feel like they're going to explode. Yeah,
you gotta get on the clay court, man. You gotta
be able to slide, have to be This is the way. No,
but no, it's not even The problem with tennis is
like hitting the ball in tennis is very hard. Like
if you hit it, that's my problem. I'm super good. Otherwise, Yeah,
i'm too. I'm a little too strong for it. It's

(29:09):
always going out of bounds, like you have to hit
it over like the top of the ball or something.
I'm very bad. Well, yeah, you hit it how you
want to hit it. Tennis is one of the greatest,
the greatest sports. It is so good. I think it's
my favorite sport to watch. Awkward. I went to the
US Open. That's very French and yeah British. Yeah, is

(29:31):
so foreign. I love that. He's my most warn friend.
I went to the US Open several years ago when
Adam and I were doing the intern in New York,
and uh, I saw it fucking like Row four because
there's like the shady side of the stadium and the
sunny side. I didn't realize that no one sits on
the sunny side. Uh, and got cooked. But I saw
Federer play Djokovic in like the semifinals and it was

(29:52):
fucking awesome. Wow. Uh yeah. I went to the Australian Open.
I was there doing shows and uh, I was in
Australia and we were just out walking and on a
walk about. I was taking a walk about and I
was like, oh, ship, there's like a tennis match of
some sort pickleball. And then my agents were able to

(30:16):
get me tickets, which was very nice to them. But
then we meet like very quickly were asked to either
shut up or leave. Oh yeah, because you can't talk right, Yeah,
And then we stayed for like maybe an hour and
I was like, all right, I gotta we gotta go.
I'm I'm I'm too loud for this sport. Yeah, man,
that's why it's so fucking British. You can't even talk
during that ship? Like what a week? That that's that's

(30:39):
golf ship. Man. That's fucking sick. Dude, that's sick. You
can't shut up? Is that what's happening? You can't shut up?
Just do it, do it in private and just have
cameras watching you. Why have people? Oh my god, you
can't sit there? Yeah, what the fun? You can't take
You can't sit there and respect a sport enough to
just not talk. I can respect to I can. I

(31:01):
can go to court and watch like a murder case
and be quiet. But does a fucking sport. I'm trying
to cheer, brother, you're fucking at court. You're at a
tennis court. There's all time to cheer. But here's I'm
talking court. You're at a tennis court. Here's here's the thing.
This is I need order in this court. This is
the way. This is like if you have a guy
who you're cheering for, right, Yeah, are you gonna be
quiet when they're about just when they throw the ball

(31:22):
up in the air to serve No, I'm gonna be like,
hit that ship, brother, right, and he's gonna be like,
can youven shut the funk up? Yeah, that's my issue
with tennis as well. It's like in basketball, like I'm
screaming the whole time. You know, you're you're cheering them on,
and like what why is tennis so much different? Yeah?
Do you expect every single sporting event to be this

(31:44):
release of Like? Yes, that is that is exactly what
I want from sports. It's the one place I can
go to actually engage gilden Child card Kyle can't fake
yell without killing this guy. Stay on the pickle ball court, man,
maybe maybe don't. Hey, we need to get you some
actual exercise, not talking about playing pick a ball. I'm good, No,

(32:08):
But that is what I look for in sports, is like,
it is the one place you can go to war
with the other team. It's just the game. You leave
it all out there. You you're as brutal as you
want to be, and then when the game is over,
you shake hands and you say that was really fun.
But there are different kinds of wars, Thank you, There
are different kinds of wars. Play chess, then play chess.

(32:31):
Why don't you think about here's my list. Go ahead,
International soccer games. Shut up. If you got up, shut up,
go ahead. Some of these soccer games. The noise is
constant the whole time, and it sucking, sucks, sucks. It's great.
Thank you. Know that seems so fun. It's incredible. And

(32:54):
you're like, I love the buzz I love, I love,
and some back off, like because he has no friends.
He's like, I guess as a rush, I come here
and I do this. Oh my, honestly, I want to
sit there and watch the game and appreciate the athleticism

(33:16):
in quiet. That's weird. That's weird. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's
something that is some old man ship. But I will
say I went to a the p G a uh
the p I went to I forget some PGA ship
in South Carolina and it was actually pretty fun. But
but what you do is you walk around. You you

(33:38):
have these big old beers and you just you're taking
a walk about and it's beautiful and you do have
to be quiet a little bit. But now for very
long it's like, you're quiet right when they're hitting the ball,
and then you can scream and you know, be an asshole,
which is which is fun, and you're walking around. Yeah,
tennis is a long time. You have to be quiet
for way too long. And that's why I was stay there.

(34:00):
You're you're allowed right after the serve you can be like, yeah, whoa, No,
they stayed quiet the whole They don't if you If
they do, they gave you go there live you hear
how everyone's like cheering and stuff like have you ever
been to a tennis event? I watched tennis through a
fence once. Have you ever been to one? Have you

(34:21):
ever been? I haven't paid for a seat or been
given a ticket to a tennis I think I know
what's happening here. He wasn't allowed in. And now about
these big beers. It's all about these big beers and
how loud you're gonna get when you drink your big beers.
That's the sporting event. Admittedly, big beers are way more

(34:43):
fun than small beers. Yeah, that's what sports are off
to you, guys, that's what sports. Wait. At tennis, they
also have big beers. Uh. And by the way, I'm not.
I don't disagree with you about um. How I do
think sports can and should be just loud the whole time,
time or whatever. Okay, it's part of the game, but
this one's not. I know, And that's probably the reason

(35:05):
why it's not my number one sport. It's probably the
reason why I think had Happy Gilmore changed the game
of golf. He made it rowdy, he made a fun atmosphere.
I know, it's a fictional character. Yeah, but then by
the end of the movie, he was quiet and he
was putting. He also learned by the end of the movie,
the big thing falls down. But golf has changed, like

(35:29):
the younger crew of golf, like Ricky Fowler, Okay, go off.
His nickname is Big Dick Rick and everyone screams out
after he hits, and and everyone likes it. At least
I kept screaming that with my big Big Gan. It's
not his nickname at all. Everyone. So here's the thing.
Those people are just trying to get hurt on television.

(35:51):
They don't give a funk about the sport. They're just
like shouting something to be heard on television when their
friends watching. Adam might have gave him a new nickname.
He's like, what, maybe maybe I got on TV. Finally, No,
that's what someone someone told me that that was his
nickname and so and then he loved it. He was
like yeah. I talked with him afterwards. He was like,
I was like, uh, did you hear me? He's like, yeah,

(36:12):
I heard you. Yeah, Tiger what's nickname was huge cock,
Tiger tiger cock, Tiger cock, tiger tiger cock. He loved it.
He ate that ship up. I have no beef with tennis.
I just wouldn't give it best sport my favorite sport.

(36:33):
I don't see my favorite sport is my favorite sport
to watch on TV. I thought you said that. Can
I show you guys something that I got the other
day and I'm pretty proud of it. Is it a nipple? Pierson?
Look at this fucking shirt b Bank of Dad where

(36:56):
money grows on tree dog. Okay, dude, got it in
Maui's super pumped to be rocking a dad shirt and ironically,
but it's fucking sick because when we were in our
early twenties, we'd rock some dad gear. Yes, ironically, but

(37:17):
it would be iron as a joke. Now it's not,
And I'm just like, Adam, you don't know, but the
other two know, like it's fucking sick. Way to rub
it in. I know, that's not my dad. That's not
my dad. It is crazy that Chloe was like, holy shit,
Der's and Emma have been married for ten years and

(37:38):
you're not even married yet. And I was like, oh,
I didn't know it was a race. I mean, everybody
lives life at a different pace. Come on, yeah. I
was like, it didn't even dawn on me that you're
you're winning the game of life. Jers. What's crazy is
on our anniversary. Every year, on our anniversary, M and
I we always go another year Adam's not married. We

(37:59):
clink our train and then I know, just talking still ahead.
It's amazing. That is that is crazy. Though ten years
it doesn't seem that long ago. It's it just seems
like I remember very vividly, like being drunk in the fountain,
like plush of each other in the fountain, you know,
like a drunk idiot, uh, and then watching yeah there's

(38:20):
a fountain there, and you and Emma were going to
bed and it's like back at the hotel and we
were still like time went on and you and Emma
were going, you guys like, Okay, good night guys, and
we're like literally like slipping and falling, climbing on top
of this fountain. I remember the water fountain. And they
were like Jesus Christ, don't break anything. We don't want
to buy it, and we're like, but I love you, guys.

(38:41):
I did. Like how like the festivities kept going even
though we like went to go pass out because we've
just been like glad handing and drinking all night. People
were still raging and getting lost and like stealing bicycles
from the hotel to like, yeah somewhere remember that boo dude,
I have I have a story about that from my
web in two that involves you, Adam, because like we

(39:02):
shut bogeys down, like we stayed until they're like, okay,
you guys gotta go. And how would you describe Bogies
as an establishment for the people out there who don't
know what it is? Well, I to me, it feels
like a bunch of well to do divorces that are
either trying to become swingers or they are crack swingers. Swingers.

(39:26):
It's just like old ladies with bigheart tits and guys
with giant collars on their shirts. Yeah, big chains and
chunky wall divorce dads with button downs that have like
dragons stitched on the behalf. Yes, and then also like
like young like looking for sugar daddy type situation ladies. Yes. Yeah.
So so that being said, it's fucking awesome. It's hilarious.

(39:48):
It's the sickest, the most fun environment to go get
funked up at or just have a great time. Merce
and I were sober at our wedding and it's in Westlake, California,
that's right, very wealthy part Los Angeles, so you have
a great clientele there. It's just awesome to watch. So
we we shut it down and everybody was leaving, and

(40:09):
I was like, okay, see you guys, Merissa and I
were leaving walking to our honeymoon. Are are whatever marriage
sweet or whatever about to get it on the bank zone. Wait,
you guys got the wedding suite. We couldn't we got
the wedding suite. We couldn't get the wedding suite. And
you know we got the wedding suite, and you know what,
freaking white lotus come on, you know what Kanye and

(40:30):
Kim had to stay at the other hotel. We booked
it in advance. They were like, this is normally there
and you bounced Kanye and Kim. Yeah we did. But
that's not even the stories at hotel which hotel was
this was at We stayed at the Bogies Place. You

(40:51):
slept in Bogies Oh no, no, no, the Bogus places,
the Westlake Village in shout out. Yeah, we stayed there
in like the top top um and it was sick.
But so we're going there. We're about to go there,
and and we're leaving and Adam I remember being wasted.
Everybody was wasted, and so I got check out that

(41:12):
and there's transportation. Everybody's like, have a great night, no one,
We're about to go a hank and dude, I'm in
the hotel suite and I'm taking off my wife's shoes
and I'm just you know, we're getting romantic, we're doing
the things little and it's like and I looked down

(41:37):
and Adams fucking calling me, and I'm like, the funk
is this? And so I screened. I'm like, no, dude,
not right now. And then I'm I can see I'm like, bay,
here we go like I'm like, what the fund do?
I screen it again. He calls me a third time.
I'm like, Marissa, just hold on serious, maybe he's dead,

(41:59):
maybe maybe something happened. So I pick it up and
Adams like, how the fund are we supposed to get
out of here? How the funk? Where's the rides? Where's
the fucking rides? I don't remember this, bro. It was
the most wasted. It was just like, I was like,
what is going on? But Marissa and we talked about

(42:21):
that all the time. You really made it memorable. On
your anniversary, you talk about that and then you cheer.
That's where you clink glasses and make sure. Yeah. Yeah,
it was nuts. It was absolutely nuts. I'm sorry about that,
com but I'm glad I gave you a memory that
will last forever. And you're, no, it's funny. You know
it's funny. And this is still is just like, damn, bro,

(42:43):
is that the last time you took her shoes off
for her? No? No, not at all, man, not at all.
That's something that I like to do. Okay, she doesn't
take them all. That's okay, that's my territory. I like that.
It's a nice thing to do. If they're when they're

(43:05):
in the nice shoes. Is a nice thing to do
for your wife, and I should do it more. I
should do it more. Sure if she wants you to,
or maybe she's like, I can do this. I'm capable
of taking my shoes off, please, capable of adult woman?
Has ever taken off your shoes? No? No, I might
take my own shoes off. Okay, that wasn't That was

(43:31):
intense good. I remember that, Adam. He was just perfect
fucking timing. It was just like insane. I bet I
bet I imagined that I was beating you to the
room like I was. There's no way that I would
have done that if I thought you were already back
in your suite. I bet I was like, oh, he

(43:52):
just left. He's gonna tell me where these cars are.
I've often wondered what the drunk logic was on the
wedding night to be like, I'm calling this dude three
times right now to see where the rides are when
they're obviously pulling up and other people outside know what's
going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm assuming that that
must have been it. Yeah, maybe it was kind of

(44:14):
like Adam like not wanting to like finally see you
right off in the distance. He's like, he's realizing, this
is it. This is the last time I'm saying goodbye
to my bro before he goes and really puts a
stamp on his marriage and love life. Was the final
cock block, the final bros before hose test. I want

(44:36):
to be on you because Kyle, not many people know this.
Kyle used to take off Adam shoes. Well, yeah, we
had a common law marriage, so technically we were married first.
So I realized that I was losing him to Marissa
and I had to have one last call. Well, I
think I think the real lesson here is he's you
should have let clow dog this come to the goddamn

(44:57):
wedding man. What the man? He needed to know how
he was getting out there, and he was scared. I
think he was just nervous about how he was getting
to his hotel and wanted to go straight to the source,
the guy who put it together. Hang on you, you
were saying, how do we get out of here? Like
you were in the bar still and you didn't know

(45:18):
how to get out of the bar. No, it was
like there was transportation being provided to other hotels because
not everybody could stay in the Yeah, we weren't staying there.
We were staying somewhere else. There was a logistical question,
and and to be honest, like Adam, I think at
that time we were doing Workaholics a lot. A lot
of the logistics fell on my shoulders, and so you
probably were programmed to just be like, oh, I need

(45:41):
a logistic answer right now, or else I might die
or sleep in this parking lot. Didn't ask where base
camp was. He was like, where's base for sure? And
you were like, yes, where's video village, absolute circuits, westside
village in video village in That's probably what it was.
And we had shot at cal Amigos a couple of times,

(46:03):
so he was probably like, that's what's crazy. We have
filmed cal Amigos. Yes, it's a wedding factory. We both
got married there. But after I got married there, I
think I was we filmed Workaholics there like two months
later when I got attacked by dog. I think, so
what episode was that? It was like the outdoor and
I've filmed like Mindy project there, like people be filming there.
Biggest Loser yep, ye, that's the claim the thing. Yeah,

(46:26):
Biggest Loser. We had filmed the man up episode that
that was the Gillette Ranch. Wasn't that They're they're really
close to The Biggest Loser filmed there and then the
sliced alone like fucking some sort of like American Gladiators
want to be type ship? Was there too? Tighten challenge?
I don't know what was that? Was that the Rocks thing?
That's the Rocks thing? I think it was. Yeah, tons

(46:48):
of stuff shoots out there, and that place is lots
trust us, a lot, so many things, guys. I mean, yeah,
Biggest Loser, the Biggest Loser was filmed there, but you
guys came away the big as winners because we have
wonderful great point. Thanks guys, you guys. I hope, uh

(47:12):
you know, Kyle doesn't drink anymore, so he won't be
the one to do that. But I hope you guys
call me mid stroke on the wedding night. I would
love I would love that from no no, If you
have to take the shoes, I'm calling Yeah, I'm gonna
take it right as right as I'm slipping them heels off.
You get a FaceTime from your braches. Well also, I

(47:34):
mean how I mean how crazy is it that I
I'm sucking no tradamis over here, and I called exactly
what was going to happen at the bachelor party where
I'm saying like, we're gonna lose someone, and then we
lost Ako in a tiba. Well, now there's now there's
a bit of hey, so guess what was someone's going
to start the resort on fire zipp it. But we

(47:58):
all get we we all get out a lot, I've right,
and then and then we all get on. There's like
a ship there and we all swim out to the
ship and we get on board and it's just stocked
with food and booze, and then we party there all night. Dude,
and guess who it is? Bezos? Do you not want
your wedding? Now? What's going on? It's bezos, dude. We
swim away from the wedding. He's like, guess what you

(48:19):
guys want to go to space right now? And we're like, oh, ship,
And he's like, we're going onto this rocket right now.
You go, hell yeah. So we all get on and
we all go to space. This is when you're supposed
to be taking your wife's shoes off. Now, this is
what this is we Yeah, but we've done We've done
that a lot. You know, I've already we've already wrote

(48:40):
this is the moment. But has he ever done it
in orbit? That's where it's crazy. Yes see, I've never
done it in space, Kyle, that's a new chap. Have
you ever done it while drinking orbits? Remember that cool
drink with the floating stuff and the bobo? I do
remember orbits? I do remember that that's a gum, right,

(49:01):
there's also before it was gum. It was a drink
with like little tiny gross little yeah, what were they
it was? Because no, because it floats, Oh it wasn't.
It just stays where it is. It doesn't float or sink.
It's like a lava lamp that you drank. It was
so disgusting. It was a terrible. It was amazing. It

(49:22):
was so good like that. I don't remember it tasted
like come like spread ship like that. It tasted like
exactly like come, didn't you know this um exactly? You
know what? You know what the drink of choice was
back in those days, right around the nineties was freaking

(49:42):
so be We gotta bring that ship that dude. What
happened to that with the geck on it the lizard. Yeah,
I was at Jones Jones Soda boy myself. Jones soda
was very delicious. Jones soda was hot topic. Ship bro.
That was like you get one for three bucks or
something like that. That was real fancy. Yeah, that's that

(50:02):
was a special tree. But wait, what's your soaby flavor? Blaze?
What was the one that was like like creamy can't
lope orange? Yeah, that was pretty good. That was good.
Did you funk with the coconut? Absolutely? What the white
creamy one? They were all a little creamy, and they
were all some melons. I feel like there was some melons. Yeah,
it was like cantaloupe. The orange and the white were

(50:25):
the best ones. And the only place I remember buying
them was that quiz Nos, which fucking r I p
even though it still exists. Do you remember the trick
that you could do with a Soby bottle when they
were glass and it's here. You could fill it up
to a certain point, like to the bottom of the label,
and then hold it at an angle and take your
hand and fucking pop the top of it hell of

(50:48):
hard and the bottom would just fall out. The bottom
of the glass would just fall out weird wild stuff
that seems like a bad kid thing. Yeah, exactly, you do,
dur As, you know that, Yeah, I know you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah.
It was the sickest ship never. I've never heard of
this at all. No, it was like some cool like
elementary school science teacher ship where it's like watch, I'm

(51:09):
gonna dip this banana and the nitros and then shatter it. Right. Yes,
it was the perfect amount of pressure to just pop
the bottom off this bottle and it was just so sick. Yeah.
It was kind of like a high school kid trick.
Like he was like throwing lighters and exploding, right. Or
how you would go to like burger king and roll
the straws up really tight and then flick it and

(51:31):
pop them. Dude, I was so good at that. You
start to the like creamer coffee creamer on fire exactly,
this is this is yeah. Or you would take a
bottle of the alcohol and then put it as something
like a cloth inside of it and then light it
on fire and then throw it through your enemy's widows
or you or you'd reach your dick and then you

(51:52):
reach it around to your own bottle. Yeah, you take
your dick and you take it to your own butt
hole and shove it up there. I remember that was
like a weird elementary school science teacher move. You. Absolutely, yeah,
I remember that. But again, like Kyle said, chicks dog it.
Chicks loved that. Dude, Chicks, we're just joking. I remember.

(52:14):
I would like, I would doctor my lighter where you
could like make the flame big. But then I would
also like load, I would load a gun and go
to school. Love that. I do remember that. I'd give
the guy who worked the p ass like you just
throw this Marilyn Manson on real quick. Remember that, and

(52:35):
then you would do the lighter. You do that lighter,
and then I would do the lighter yea, the lighter thing.
I would light my hand on fire with hair spray.
That was another thing I would do, like spray with
hair spray or do like the blowtorch. Chicks, dug it,
b Yeah, it's cool. It's cool what a young male
mind in high school things. Girls are into it. So

(52:55):
it was just like a way to show like I'm
actually tough. Look at this. I'm like not, I'm not
scared of stuff. Look at this. Well, you had to
compete against Bush Razor Blade, Suitcase and Gavin what's his
name was? Yeah, you had to compete against him, you
know his name. Don't act like you don't know. You know,
Gavin Rosdale. I couldn't remember swallow. I was competing with

(53:18):
Jason Schwartzman. He did it right, Yeah, you had to
compete with these guys. And like he's like the king
of Alibu, right, Like who is Gavin Rossdale? He just
like had like a few albums, did it right, move
to Malibu and just kicks it right. I don't know.
I mean, I know he had a child with ones
that right, I don't know. I did not did not
follow up with him because he was married to Gwen's

(53:39):
DeFi I didn't he was married to Gwen, But I
did swallow, breathe in, breathe Outtha got a machine Head.
You know. Machine Head is fucking marijuana, right like Green
du Red, Token balls, baby Machina. I didn't know that

(54:02):
it's also a stoplight, but yeah, go off, we got
I think it's a metal pipe, Okay. I thought he
was like having sex screen to red, Green to red,
you take the greens, you light them up. I don't know,
that's what I thought it was zip it. I'm not sure.
I definitely thought when when Bush was like, I was like,

(54:25):
this is the voice of our generation. Uh sixteen Stone,
I was like, this is the biggest album that has
ever come out. They are our Nirvana, this is the
voice of our generation. And then the next album came
out and it just fucking sucked. They had like one
song that was a hit, and you're like, uh, sophomore slump. Uh,

(54:45):
they'll be back. Razor Blade suitcase. This dude knows the Yeah,
Razor Blade suitcase. Yeah, that's suitcase was inferior to sixteen Stone.
Sixteen Stone was a much better album. And then and
then it turns they had like six albums after that.
You just no one fucking knew about them because they've sucked.

(55:05):
Well then they just I mean they're under contract with
like the the label, and the label probably buried them. Yeah,
must have been you know what I mean, Like if
they're not good, they're like, you don't hear about them
because the labels like, well we're not gonna find we're
not going to promote it, right right right? Rot Adam,

(55:31):
can I real quick just put your beautiful, bubbly, juicy
ass in the hot seat for a second and get
your get your opinion on something, because I know you
standing down, standing down, I know you to be a
Coke zero boy. Have you dabbled in the the new

(55:52):
red can with the black riding the new recipe of code?
I don't know if we can get this charged right now.
We're trying to dismount the pod cast, but coming at
me with all this fucking hot fire. Dude, put me
in the hot seat just like this. I'm allowing you
to have a rip chord. Yeah, dude, it's it is good.

(56:14):
I don't to me, it's the can. It's the can. Yeah,
it's good. It's I like how you just you get
bottom line, it's good. Let's let's talk about why and
how it is. It's it's good. You're if you like
Coke zero, you like it right better. What's the difference.
What's the difference in the recipe. I can't even really tell.
I think it's only the can. I don't think they've

(56:34):
changed it this new recipe. I can kind of tell
they always say that it's better. I I can kind
of tell. I don't. I don't believe that you actually can.
I truly think it's a marketing ploy because they said
that the guys, guys don't like they want to drink
actual coke, but we're all scared of belly fat neck
fat now because we're a bunch of bitches, and uh

(56:56):
so we don't the actual Coca Cola. We still want
the diet, but we don't want it to say diet.
We don't want it to say zero. We don't want
to be a black can. We wanted to look like
a red can. And that's why they being said, I
don't care. I thought the black can was cool, but
I think that is the reason I love. Diet is

(57:17):
a naughty word. Now, Yeah, this is so weird. It
says here that the coke, the new version of Coke zero,
comes in the red can with black wettering and seems
to be built around in ethos of being a bit
more assertive but rounded at the same time. And it's flavors.
What does that love? Dr Pepper Dr Pepperton where it's

(57:39):
like a soft drink for men. Dude. Dr Pepperton came out.
It came out and we thought it was the funniest
thing in the world because their commercials were like Dr
Pepperton four Men and we're like it's for men, and
we're like, what a fucking bizarre like a SODA's for

(58:00):
a specific gender. So on Workaholics, we our characters obviously
loved Dr Pepperton and when shut up about it, and
everyone's like, oh my god, I can't believe you guys
sold out like that doing a commercial in the middle
of the episode, and we're like, no, no, no, no,
we didn't get paid a dollar for this. We're just
those characters were the top of guys that would absolutely
love Dr Pepperton. Well, we're like saying this, it's it's

(58:24):
crazy that this ship is working, and that's what we
were satirizing. Like here, it's saying that the newest formula
of coke z is said to optimize the existing flavors
and ingredients of Coca cola zero sugar, the sweetening combo
of aspartame and a sesso fame and potassium is unchanged.

(58:46):
So there is absolutely nothing changing about this recipe. So
it seems then buzzwords, it's just blake. But you're you
get tricked by the marketing man. You're you're dude, dude
go because right now, if you want to try old
school coke zero. You gotta get it in in a
in the bottle and like twelve ounds. But I found

(59:09):
it to have much more carbonation back in the day
in the black can, like it would kind of liked.
By the way, it's not, dude, try the new recipe.
It's much more like punishing. I guess what we're saying
is send it to us. Coke. Well, I've had it
and it tastes great. It tastes I love coke zero.
I'm a coke zero guy. Um. I never wanted to

(59:29):
be like a diet coke bro. I felt like that
was more reserved for like third grade teachers. What are
you talking about? What do you embrace yourself? You didn't
know like diet diet coke fiends like diet coke crackheads. Well, yeah,
my mom was a diet coke feed My mom had
to have a couple of diet cokes every day exactly.
My wife went through that too. Yeah, I feel like

(59:50):
that's a passing for sure. I just have never been
hooked to a soda. My very favorite soda that I
have ever, like the one I've craved in my life,
coax is coke zero. Coke zero. For some reason, just
crave it. Yeah, I think it's delicious. You never craved
root beer. You never craved root beer maybe whenever. You
never funked up a cream soda. You never went through

(01:00:11):
a cream soda face Swiss mess face. Yeah no, not
like like I'll drink coke zero like you never away. Well,
I wish, I wish I could tell. Why don't we
just get to this. Do you have any regrets? Because hey,

(01:00:33):
I'm calling it. It's a code red all right. No,
I'm just saying, like I will go through my day
and treat like a Coke zero kind of like having
a cup of ice coffee, you know, Like I like
a Coke zero as a delicious pick me up over ice.
It's delectable. Yeah, you're just explaining things that like human
beings like that the afternoon they like a little. I've
never had that with soda though, I've never had that

(01:00:55):
with us, So you need it. I love it. I
think it's so good. I also like it too. You
saw me I was drinking a cant I was drinking
a diet dr pepper. Sure through that's basically a deep tan.
Yeah it is, and I like it. Admittedly, I don't
like the diet Dr Pepper as much as I liked
the DP ten, those ten extra calories, there was some

(01:01:18):
flavor in them cows that made him count. Let me
ask you a question. Diet soda is fucking gross across
the board? Yeah, people, people, Well, yeah, I don't respond
to it too well. I think I think SODA's kind
of sucking gross across the board. To tell you the truth,
I barely drink it anymore. I I last cans I
had was that uh in wherever we were for your

(01:01:39):
bad for party? Where were? Yeah? Yeah that was I
haven't had soda in years. The move is just less
like you drink a regular coke. When you drink those
little tiny cans, that's tight. Yeah, airplane cans, the little ones,
and they make your hands look all big. So it's
kind of fun for Instagram, it's fun. I like that.

(01:02:00):
I like that part. Yeah, Or or you just fucking
chug up a six pack of Dr Pepper ten. It's
for men. When you have the regular and then you
got the diet right next to it, it's fucking like
it's such a worse option. But everybody wants to drink

(01:02:21):
soda and not feel like they're drinking an entire glass
of sugar. And I get that, but like, but when
you do drink, I mean, I find when I do
drink a soda that has like forty two grams of
sugar in it, that I do feel like trash afterwards.
I know, but you just don't drink a twelve ounce
can or like a fucking thirty two right right, so
you can go for Like when I see to Do
with the big gul coming out of for his work

(01:02:46):
day or whatever, I'm like, holy fuck home. I love
seeing those dudes that, like you can tell they're like
going to work and they have like to monster energy
drinks in their hands, and I'm like, oh ship, he's
gonna work. Baby me back, take me back to the
good old days. Yeah, that's how it was. Let the
dogs out, strap it, baby, go baby. You know what's

(01:03:08):
about to go down a fucking hard day of work.
Any takebacks, apologies or giveaways, guys, Yeah, I want to
give away. Um he was about to say something mean,
Yeah it probably was, but I want I want to
take back all. I want to have a taste test.
I want whoever is out there listening to send us

(01:03:29):
your diet soda product and we'll we'll give our arms
opinion about it. Okay, it would be cool to find
a good soda Coke zero. It's coke zero. That's the giveaway.
Zero zero is pretty great. The giveaway is to give
us the stuff. Yes, the giveaways you give us free ship.
I love that well. I want to. I want to

(01:03:50):
thank uh Kyle for really putting up with me being
drunk at your wedding and uh asking where the transportation is.
I do believe that I thought I had beat you.
I didn't think you'd made it back to the room yet,
and I am I would like to apologize for that.
And I also would like to thank you for uh

(01:04:11):
letting me bring my future wife Clode dog to your Yeah, Adam,
when you say like you thought he you were going
to beat him back to the room, I gotta I
gotta sneak in suspicion that you weren't thinking about anything.
I mean probably, but I know I do I'm gonna
beat him by But I do remember thinking that it

(01:04:34):
hadn't been that long and they weren't like already back.
We can tape, but I'm pretty sure you said I
don't remember this at all. I know, but after he
started spelling it out, I was like, oh yeah, I
would like to do an off pod compliment to my
wife for putting up with that time of behavior on
her wedding day, wedding night. I love you, baby. I

(01:04:55):
would like to thank Marissa. Well, thank you guys for
giving me a shout at about the tenure anniversary. Man,
the big milestone. I know, absolutely, holy smarm. That is
really fantastic. Raise your discussing Coke zero, there's delicious. I'd

(01:05:16):
like to compliment Coke zero on their new recipe. I
think it's it's totally different. I like the old version,
I like the new version. Let's have them both available. Please.
Oh that's see that. I like that because it's like
the less filling taste. Great ad campaign. We're like the
battling each other. Absolutely, let's do flavors optimized Drake first

(01:05:37):
as a man. That gets me like real hyped up
about soda as a man. Yeah, certified Coke zero boy
over here, I like conflict it way to go out
on a whimper, guys, And why do you why do
you watch tennis? Then? Okay, let's go. There's all sorts
of different wars. Okay, you're damn Ryan. As Kyle says,
there's different kinds of there's different kinds of strap rategies.

(01:06:00):
There's lots of you can play the intellectual or you
can get out there on the battlefield. They're the people
that tell me the way I want to be able
to yell. If I'm watching you're a warrior. You're a warrior.
I guess I'm at the Strateigo map fucking things where
they're supposed to go. All right. I love that about
you and we all feel safe with you there, Kyle,
I'm at the Strictigo map during someone else's tennis map.

(01:06:25):
That's me. I appreciate strategy. Well, that's another this