The Best There Is, The Best There Was & The Best Of Eps 46-50

The best of This Is Important from episodes 46 through 50.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
integral to the fabric of our very nature.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah? Why am not my parents house? I'm in lake
at the Ozarks right now. You can tell by the
fun Uh my mom has so many signs talking about wine.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, no way, m hmm, SML is listening really?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, every inch of her home is mentioning wine or
how there's love in this house.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Or something so Snapchat memory.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Are they like Bible versus undercover or is it just
like no we No.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Mom did go through like a real Bible verse phase
that lasted like three years when she she was like
going too like Bible, like like she'd go on Wednesdays
and they talk about Bibles and shit. But really it
was like a way for her like make new friends.
Just different versions of the Bible, just different well there
are there's lots of versions of it.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
There are different covers, different holders, different online, the Blue
Jeans Bible.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
And it was mostly like just a way for her
to buy new merch.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So every week she'd come home with like a little
new like angel figurine or like a thing that to
hang on the wall. Gone merch God, the God merch
game is the Jesus merch game is out of control.
So good?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, hell yeah, I'm sure you you had known.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Now she's staring at me like I care.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
She's right there.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
I don't care. There's no dirty laundry. We're washing it all.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Guys, this might be a dumb question, and maybe you
guys can help me out. Do you guys remember Chicken
Noodle Soup for the.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Soul the book?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Was that Christian? Was that Christian?

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Yes, I just that's up at my cabin.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Okay, that was my Bible, dog is it?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Wait? Chicken soup, Chicken noodle soup, Chicken soup for the soul.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
That chicken soup for the chicken soup for the soul.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah that was Christian, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
That shit just hit the back of my mind. I
feel like they made one that was like chicken soup
for the teenage soul, and like, oh yeah, I feel
like my church was like you gotta get this, brother, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
It was all the souls. It was every type of
soul that they could.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
They spun.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
The Jesus merch game is unbeatable.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't care. All other merch game looks to the
Jesus merch game and like, how do we get this right?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
They say Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Because Christians buy merch. They have T shirts, they have
shit on their walls that they have. My mom for
a while had a whole room dedicated the guest bedroom
of our house. It was like all over the house.
And then she got a little less Christian and she
kind of fell out with that group of friends and
then moved consolidated all the Jesus stuff kind of into

(02:48):
the spare bedroom. So when I would come home and
I'm in the spare bedroom and there's just Jesus shit
all over. It's a tiny It was my sister's bedroom
growing up. It was the size of like a large closet.
It was like fucking small.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
It rarely fitted to well documented. Your parents hated her.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Go ahead and yeah, and it was just the tiniest thing.
So then you're there and I'm there for a week
and I'm like nineteen years old, twenty years old, I'm
visiting and you have to jerk off. That you have
to within as if you're a teenager or if you're
a twenty year old boy. We were an adult man
or at any age. And then there's just Jesus stuff

(03:26):
staring at me from every angle. So I'm very well
versed in the Jesus merch game.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's why you now like to sit in the middle
of a circle of guys and beat.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Off while they stare at you.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
You need what?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Uh yeah, that's the only way I could do it.
I could, I could do it now is I have
to have surrounded by those those Jesus paintings. That for
sure the eyes following you.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
And that's well documented. Yep, well documented. Uh huh, well done.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Now that's that's chicken soup for the fucking jerking off.
Soel right there, brother, Hell.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, chicken soup for the horning Oh man, you want
to say that one more more time for the.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
People at home, right, that's chicken.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Soup noodle for the Literally, as soon as I say things,
I don't remember what I said. I hate my brain, snapchat.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Chicken soup for the horny soul. Baby, we're the jerk off.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
You know who's winning?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Chicken soup for the jerk off soul, Like when you're
sold needs to jerk off, and you got to have
the chicken soup.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Jerk chicken noodles, Well said.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Jerk chicken noodle soup.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Now we're workshopping and we can leave that.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
It's funny you should say that, though, because I was
I was eating chicken noodle soup and I was thinking
of I was like, what was the book Chicken Soup
for the soul? What was that? But it was Christian?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
There's the Lord works in so many ways in your life.
He gives you so many signs, and you refused to
walk the past. He's still carrying you. He's still carrying you.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
He's got a s thumb up my ass. He should
we stop swearing?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Dang it, guys, no more swearing.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Try it all right, try it?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, try it.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
We'll have a swear jar Hey Will Smith doesn't swear
on his records.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, Pimm and fuck you too, Adam Adam cursed Adam
cur eminem? Did I was quoting Eminem?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Do you guys want to start with a g rated
subject that I need your guys help with?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, And it's a real hot button topic. It's very important.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Is it charged or what are we thinking?

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Is G for fucking ginormous cumload?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh no, dude, I need your guys help because today
I went out for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Goog cock gargling balls. Alright, I win okay.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
With you guys, though it's always that with you guys.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I had a late call today, uh so I ended
up going out for a little a call time, so
I got to have a nice little sit down breakfast.
I ordered myself avocado toast, which I'm a huge fan of.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Hipster.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
You're a young millennial girl, Yes, hipster with the toast.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I've got some avagatto toast stuff I'd like to talk
about as well. But basically what threw me for a
loop is is so the waiter asked me, how would
you like your eggs? Okay, the waiter asked me how?
And I panicked, fellas because I only know one way
to cook an egg.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
What did you say?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Scrambled?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I said, scrambled?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
How do you avocado toast?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I need help, guys.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
How do you remember egg styles?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I don't know any other style scepts scrambled over easy?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
There a yolk on your face?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Well, first of all. I will say that Blake is
the hands down the worst orderer when it comes to
ordering food great observation. We will always choose something. Either
either he'll just exit copy whatever you did. He's like okay, yeah,
if that's good, I do that and you're like, oh, okay,
this is there's a whole menu were or he'll choose

(07:07):
something he's like you know what, I'm thinking the corn,
beef and hash or something that you're like, well that
that's a great.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah. How's your shrimp po boy at this Mexican restaurant?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Right, yeah, that's what it'll be. It'll be like you
know what, maybe it is ninety four degrees, maybe a
hot bowl of chili, and you're like ah.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And then always, without fail, it comes to the table
and he says, I biffed it. It's like, dude, we'll
stop biffing your order, or or he won't order.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
He'll be like, no, I'm actually not hungry. I ate
something and then he'll be like are you gonna finish
that sandwich? And you'll go no, and he'll just house it.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm resourceful, bitch, I'm the vulture of the crew.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Dude, that's true.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
That is your crew.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
You're a snack vampire.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I apologize for an early apology for eating any food
of yours that you guys didn't want, But if you
were gonna throw it away, me eating it is is
kind to the environment.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Also, Blake, just take a moment and visualize it. You've
got avocado toast coming and you're putting scrambled fucking eggs
on the toast.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
What are you supposed to put on it? I've never
ordered it and I never will. I would put it
over easy.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
It's a poached it's a poached egg. That is the standard.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
That's a good idea too. I love that sounds great. Well,
I'm anti poaching, so i'm pro I'm pro poaching.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
No, But what are the other What are the other
ways that eggs are prepared other than hard boiled? I
know that one that's like.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Okay, first you came on the gate with hard boiled.
I think that is a boiled. We've already said a
couple We've said over easy.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's over easy, it's over medium, it's hard boiled.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Over hard sunnyside.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
What does that mean? Okay, what does over medium mean?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
That sounds like a steak, Dude, that's consistency of the yulk.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Now over medium is just the consistency of the yolk.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
On your fucking face.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Dog, you're yelling about something that it makes you sound dumber.
When you get riled up, it's like you're telling me
the sun comes up tomorrow too, even though it just
came up. It just came up. It's gonna come up tomorrow.
I know, hard boiled dog.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Okay, when I get backed in the corner, I yell,
and I realized that I backed myself into this corner.
But still I'm fighting my way out.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Dude, Hey, you should just stick to talking about come kay.
That's the one thing.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
You know, what's the type of eggs where it's kind
of like coming in the middle.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
See here we go, here we go, and here we are.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's the one that's like cooked the light in hot
ass water that's poached right where it's like you you
drop it in the water and then the water cooks
it together and it looks like come baking. Okay, Yeah, yeah,
I'm in with you, Blake. I'm there with you, Blake.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm sick of I'm sick of being like, you know,
kid friendly.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
You've had your tipping point.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Okay, I mean the podcast community would implode if we
didn't have a hot hot fresh out the oven, new
app ho Ho would it would the community?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
They would, Kyle, are you talking the community?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I just was wondering if that was the truth. If
you heard that anywhere else?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah. A lot of people stop me in the streets. Yeah,
I'm When I'm in the streets, they're like, a new episode,
better drop on my skull.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Or else I'm imploding. Personally, I'm imploding.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, they don't say personally, they say the community.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
The community.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
That's where I had it wrong.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I got and Adam, I don't know if you're being serious.
I can never tell ever if you're being serious or not.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
But is that because I'm your favorite actor, or is that.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
You are an excellent actor and you have a great.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
And you're a human mystery.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
You are a mysterious friend killer liar, dude, you're the best.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
But upon being out and about in Atlanta, I have
actually had quite a few people come up and tell
me they're listening to the pod. So shout out to
the community for listening.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yes, yes, now I get it. A lot people are listening.
It's pretty It is pretty cool. It's true, it is cool.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
I got my first one in Oregon. I was at
some lake in the middle of nowhere, and the dude at.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
The harbor first one.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Yeah, it's like for the podcast somebody my first. Hey man,
the podcast is great. Yes, as opposed to like, yo, Workaholics.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh and oh I've been getting that since uh for
months and months and months.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well, you're lucky.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I feel like I go out more than you do. Yeah,
you're out.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I'm at home writing like a weirdo.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, you're you're kissing your children and loving your family.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I got my first one as well. I was hiking
in where was I lake? Hollywood? Oh, and the guy
was The guy was coming up behind me and I
was like, hey, let's like move over, but I'm going
He's like, hey, I'm listening to you right now.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yawn, that's next level.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
He goes. He goes, Oh, dang, I can scent that
fart anywhere A wet salad, that fart. That the sound
of that fart, I can.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
I can hear it smells exactly like he sounds.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, you're like, wait a second, that's some hot water trash.
I found him in the.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Wild, but he was listening to it at the moment.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, and I was like in a quisdom, I was like, oh, yeah,
what what are we talking about?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
You didn't believe it?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Said come, you're like you got it?

Speaker 6 (12:04):
And he was like he was like yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
He was like I think Jurse and Adams were talking
about Peru and I was like, I don't think we ever.
Are you lying?

Speaker 5 (12:14):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I think we did that first episode. I think that
was like, yeah, way way back, one of the first.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Oh is that where you guys did bad ideas?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Is that what that is?

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah, okay, so he was telling the truth.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
We're talking our Peruvian days. Yeah, huh beautiful good.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, he was new, well you know what he was.
That was the first episode.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
So he saw you, dude, this is what I thought,
probably stretching stretching in at the base of the mountain
right as I know you do. You like to get
nice and limber before your early early early morning. Got
to get all the farts out. Yeah, you gotta squeeze
all the farts out before you attack the mountain. And
then he was like, I know what, I'm cue enough, Blake,
can you hit me with my dad saying this shit's important.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Sure, yeah, let me let me pull that up right here,
that sh it's important.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
There you go, because I got pretty big news. I
think you guys have all hit me here for the community.
This is for the community. Yes, we have a big
news over in the Divine household. So my dad, obviously
he's been cancer dad for the last few months, and
very excited that he no longer necessarily needs to rock

(13:19):
that moniker because he got some fucking awesome news that
he has no detectable cancer in his body.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I feel like I feel like this is the that's amazing. Congratulations, Huges.
Is so fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, it's very cool.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
That sh it's important.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
The community must be freaking right now.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
The community is freaking everybody.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
That's the quickest, that was so fast he whooped its
ass in the first round.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Do you think he was faking it? Is this even real?

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Here we go? Oh yeah. I personally never went with
him to the hospital, and I did FaceTime when he
was in the hospital when it could be set deep fake,
it could be a set. But I don't feel like
my dad has a technical wherewithal because I am his
son and I know I couldn't do that, So I
don't think he is faking. I do think it's real.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
So okay, well you are my most mysterious friend. Yeah,
you might be the most mysterious dad.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
So there's really the best liar, the best liar, fantastic liar.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Do you follow Britney Spears on Instagram because it is
a great follow. She is awesome.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I don't. It kind of made me sad. I looked
at it once and I was like, it kind of
looks like she's always crying, Like every post she has
is just like her dancing. But then it looks like
she's just got done, like just got done crying. Like
it's always like I just got done crying my eyes out,
and now I'm gonna do a little TikTok dance in

(14:48):
my kitchen.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
And you're just like, well, maybe do this when you're.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
In the pain away. That's all she knows, dude, that's
all she knows.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that's all she knows. When she
held up that big snake, I was like, we're in troup.
This is trouble. I'm a slave.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Best song Apparently the dad has a drinking problem and
Kevin Federline filed a restraining order against him so he
can't see their children go k Fed cause of some
shady incident with him and one of the kids. There
was a shady incident apparently.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Just one of those days.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Good job allegedly.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
That makes me so happy that Kayfed's a good dad.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Nobody mentioned shady incident, So I'm pumped. Everything is fun.
Isn't it great? I mean, I again, I don't know
anything about this, But isn't it crazy that like k
Fed could come out on top as like the good guy,
the guy.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's what I'm saying. That's tight.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Kafed is a good father, not that guy.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
We know absolutely nothing about this, but Kevin Federline is
the greatest dad in the history of dads. He's such
a great dad. I once again, I don't know anything
about this.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I would love you to give cave Fed his flowers.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Let's give kay Fed his flowers.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Does he have a book on how to raise children?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I think he's got a Hopefully he has a Netflix
show coming out that would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
My whole fatherhood with k Fed, right. I hope his
children when they do something good, they just screams, thank you.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I'll have the popos that on deck from now on.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Now? Was that Kevin Federln screaming propos or is that like? Sure?

Speaker 5 (16:20):
It's weird that he does it with an accent.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
By the way, our.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Podcast has talked about the popo than any other podcast
in the world. I guarantee you.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I guess well.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
The community asked for it, and we're bringing the.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Community wants this.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's still a great track.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
It bumps, yes, But like Adam said, is that him
shouting it?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yes? Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:40):
And why did he use an accent?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah? Why did he put a little like well, because
it's like a Brazilian word and he's he's appropriating culture.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I guess yeah, he has appropriating culture.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Or just pronouncing it properly, that's but is he Are.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
You appropriating it? If you're just trying to do their
accent so that you sound like.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
You're not question properly, that's not appropriating, that's pronunciating.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That's exactly right. And and that's how we all have
to be at my wedding in Mexico. We all have
to put off fun Mexican accents on everything that we say.
And it's important signor like country is like cool now right, yeah,
totally yeah, because there's no more cowboys like there used
to be.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
There ain't no cowboy. Thank you. Put the put the
o back in country. Have you ever heard that term?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, put the o back in country?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
What is the Yeah, because they called it country like
it got whoosy got woosified. Yeah yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Actually never.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, I've heard that thrown around in some place.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
You so country, Blake, When did you get How did
you get so country?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
I don't know. It could be maybe my Iowa roots.
I don't know. Oh well, my sister and her husband
are super down.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm saying Iowa roots. You were not born there, you
were not raised there. I was born there and raised there.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I am the first Californa and born But everyone that
roots back is from Iowa.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Shout out to Okay. I lived there until I was ten.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I lived there.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
I want to live there till I was time. God damn.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Hey, well that's my Midwest education man.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Well also sorry, my sister and her husband are are
super down for country. And like one of my dreams
was to pull up to that Stagecoach Festival. It's like
base is in the exact same place. As Coachella, but
it's fully countried out. It sounds like it could be
hit or miss.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, it's fully countried out to an extent, like they don't.
It's all crossed over now because I feel like Snoop
was playing that festival a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Snoop will do anything. That guy, that guy, you invite
him to a thing, he is there, m m.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
But he probably played with Willie Nelson.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Though, right, yeah, yeah, he probably actually fucking hits country.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Hella hard and great, guys.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Not to mention, country is the one type of music
where you drop an album, you still cash the fuck out.
They buy your ship.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, big time.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
For one reason, Wallmart period. They released it in Walmart.
People walk to Walmart. They don't have Spotify, they don't
have good Wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, come on, it is uh, there's no rock music anymore.
There's not like a real.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
You mtvv J. Adam, let's go go.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Off, Adam. It's so now. Country is essentially like there
are some songs that I'm like, that doesn't sound that country.
You mean that sounds like a rock song? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Well, let's be honest, guys, it all kind of changed
when Nelly did the Tim mcgras song over.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
And over again.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I can't stop picturing you.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
That was a game because.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
I also feel like that.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Guys, we're avoiding one of the largest songs of the
last fucking decade with Lil nas X.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah yeah, d D D D.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Like, how many books do you think we've collectively read
as a as a collectively?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh well, yeah, okay, what one hundred? What one hundred? Okay?

Speaker 5 (20:13):
What kind of books? Like, like like pros, like novels, Like,
really one hundred books total all of us have read twenty.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Chile, I've literally never seen you read a book.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Like you have never had a book in your hand.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
This is four grown men.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I've never seen I said, one hundred, I've never seen
you have a book.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, I'll come out the gate right now, I'm saying, but.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
We know each other. Do I have a book here?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah? I do?

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Have I started reading books during the quarantine kind of?
I start, I read thirty pages of Home, then don't finish,
then drop it. That's my shit.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
But dude, I'm saying, I was just saying that I
read maybe twenty five books in my life.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Bullshit, I call bullshit. I call bullshit that's too much
or too low? Too much?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Kyle, I lived with you for seven almost eight years.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Was that time, friend that we lived together so each
other every day, took vacations together, went on holidays together.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Never once, not even one time, did I see you
read a book?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Not once did you tie one on I had.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
I had lots of books.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I had lots of directing books and like editing books,
and I read them technical books.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Are we talking books that we own? Because I have
shelves that are full of books that I don't I
don't read. It's all kinds of Ray Bradbury shit.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Oh yeah, my book collection is poor, very bad.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
I think, Adam, you've probably read the most books.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah. Oh sounds like he wants the crown damn.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Like I would say, it's whatever you've read plus sixteen.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, that's fair, that's probably yeah, right, like thirty like thirty.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Maybe did I ever tell you, guys this, Did I
ever tell.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
You that you don't know how to read? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Well, kind of. When I was in high school, this
dude who was a senior when I was a junior,
he found out that I had never like read a
book for high school period and he was like I
don't understand. I was like, I just don't do it.
And he like wrote a paper about how someone like
me can like survive.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Why the public school system is just garbage because you
slipped through.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
I was like, this is stupid. I can't This guy
is not me.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Do you think you're dyslexic or something?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Durs?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (22:34):
I know? I am for sure. There's for sure, because
reading is not it does not come easily.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
And you're just talking bro my world. Well this was
the thing, didn't you say that? Like you were definitely
the type of kid who because in school you have
to do a book report, you're supposed to read the
book and book and do a book report.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
I'm the type of guy.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You're that guy, Pal, you're that guy.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
I would watch the movie of the book every time.
I remember I doing like, uh, I did a report
on like William Wallace and I was like, it's just.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
The Brave Heart story.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yeah, beat for beat, Braveheart.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
It's just the way.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
And he was like, so this seems like the movie.
I go, yeah, it's just like the book. You know.
He knew.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I knew.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
It was a very winky winky, Like, okay.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
So your teachers kind of suck because they didn't like
hold your feet to the fire a little bit.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, well what do you think I got a's and b's. No,
they were like, you're passing, but because you wrote pages?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
But like past, yeah, why would you why would you
pass if you died? Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Yeah, you should have been a failure.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't want you to fail.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
I'm just because they A. I wrote pages and b
they couldn't prove.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
It if you read his reports though, they were hell
of funny.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Dude, Yeah, I bet report. I bet that is it.
I bet that is I had a lot.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Of cut to in the book report.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yea exterior Scotland.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, and then they like all show their butts and
then like, uh, I wish he was like it.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Says Mill Gibson in here. I'm like, that was the joke.
You don't get the joke?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh do you not get it? Are you too dumb?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
You don't go read a book? And then he's like
that's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Well, well, did you guys read cliffs.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
And sparks notes when they came out a whole New World.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, Cliffs and Sparks Notes.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
That was a game changer.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
You go buy the Yellow Book and just read it
all in a night.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Though too long, right, they were still so long. I
was like I'm saying, and it would be like here's
the background of the story, and like here's the relationships,
and I'm like, I might as well just go read
the stinking book. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I definitely skimmed through cliffs Notes and I'm like, this
isn't buying me anytime.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
This is still thank you.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
It isn't amazing that we all have become writers because.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Usually titans of industry.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Usually it all become titans of industry. Usually it's great
readers become great writers because you're and good actors watch
everything that they can get their eyes on, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
And what about good porno dudes, Well they fuck ten
thousand hours.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, they just practiced, they put in the hours.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
They're out flowers. Man, they've been fucking.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
But you know what, I guess the difference is, and
like I wouldn't go out. We're making a living, we're professionals.
But I would say, like, for me, the ten thousand
hours is watching TV and movies and recognizing patterns there
and kind of like downloading and you guys know, like
in the room. I'll be like, Okay, so in this
movie they did a thing where the reveal was this,

(25:41):
we could make that blake, but then change it from
that to being this and it has a whole new whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
You know, Yeah, right, I kind of know.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Can't read sentence though, Yeah, yeah, you notice pattern We
all notice patterns. That's our thing.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
We're like patterns, male pattern balderdash.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
You know who I would like to give flowers to
is our editor. His money is whoever came up with money?
Whoever is our editor Todd who In the last episode
we talked about Kyle's farts and we made him do
a lot of crafty edit work. Oh yes, that was
very good bringing the farts back and I and we

(26:27):
only have two on file right now. But right now,
if Todd could bring both farts back, just right now,
just so we can hear him again, is that possible?
And we're back and we're back.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Hopefully I can add to it today.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Oh man, I hope, I hope I.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Can add to it today.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm sure he will.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Hey, God for you guys at home, Kyle just really
ponied up on the screen there, and he's bad.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I hope, I hope, I hope I can make you
guys proud with my fart sounds.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Gosh, guy's performing for the clips.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
You are silence of the lambs. I like that.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Kyle's like, I just crossed a professional line in the sands.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah, you're the guy who farted on here.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I crossed. We talked about money and as a professional,
I don't want to walk down that road ever. Again,
it was we crossed the line. Mean while he's taking
his microphone shoving it up his hat, and.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Then what the What the fans pointed out is that
Kyle immediately took the mic from his ass after he
farted and went right back to his mouth.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, that shit doesn't bother me, don't. Yeah, that doesn't
bother me at all. I'm here sitting in it. Might
as well get the whiff of the purest form.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
You know what, unreal, might as well. Look, we've all
we've all definitely like, well, you.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Know, a fart smell is different straight out though, I know.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
We've all whipped our own farts, But you just said,
might as well.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Well, it's a better smell. What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I have never done it? Been like, well, I might
as well get it fresh. I've been like, man, am
I gonna ship my pants on?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Me?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Get a little?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Can I pivot back to avocado test?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Honestly the best news we could have gotten. I've never
really happy cried in my life. Okay, have you guys
ever happy cried before? I don't think I ever have. Yes,
I have. I have, Yeah, tears of joy. Tears of joy.
You guys have children, So maybe maybe that that's what
it was for me.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
My wife and I were trying to get pregnant for
a long time and then finally after like two and
a half years, it was like, hey, I'm pregnant, and
I just like buckled and started crying.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Like it was pretty embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
You're like, I can't keep fucking like that.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
It was like, or I was gonna say, it was
the opposite. It was like, now she's like, and now
we can stop having sex. We did it and then
I started crying. No, that was that was the moment
for me, though. I was like that's awesome, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I got a little misty eyed when he but I
was at work, so like I wasn't trying to be,
you know, a fucking sobbing mess.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
She didn't want to be made fun of. Yeah, your
co stars are gonna bust.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I tried to be cool in front of all my
co stars.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, but uh, it's important for men not to cry.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Dude, and let's yes, let's talk about that here. Men
stay strong.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
All the men listening stop crying.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Stop crying, you bitch, be strong, dude.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
It's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, let's go back back to when we weren't supposed
to cry.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Go back, dude, enough for your feelings emotion, it's honestly better. Yeah,
hold it in.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Chloe was with me and then she went to like
go run an erran, and all of a sudden, I'm
just alone for the first time since hearing the news,
and I just fucking cried for like twenty minutes, like happy,
like snot crying, like just like like roaring, going kind
of yeah yeah, I still love you, like snot coming

(29:56):
out of my face, just like pacing around my house
going yeah, yes, like.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
A damn Clippers game.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Honestly, let's go here it is, let's go to the doctor.
It's just me saying, let's go.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
You had a faux hawk. You're screaming, let's go. You're
crying tears of joy.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Do you think, honestly there's a one possibility that a
doctor has given a family news like this, a positive
news like this, and the young go hard bro in
the family scream little hockey kid, yes, screams let's go.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
And you know that mom is kind of BROI too,
so she's like, let's cow. The sisters, let's come on,
let's go.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Grace said, let's go.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Let's go. Who's this freaking bro mom?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Dude, Bro moms, real bro moms of Atlanta?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Dude, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Down in Manhattan Beach.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Who do you think is raising these children to be
the all are bros that they are?

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Yeah, it ain't the bad.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
If you have a son named Bryson, you might have
a bromo might be a bro mom. That's tell you.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
I love some kid like getting his braces off and
the dentist is like, son, we're able to take those
braces off today, let's go.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Let let me go.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
I want to be kissing at no time.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I'm probably gonna kiss Cherie.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
What's so no man, Charie? Yeah, Like in Paris France.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Cherie the French exchange student.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Is it a young girl name? What is that?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah? Chari, Yeah that's a hot one right now.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, I feel it.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Shout out to Charisse later haven.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Chari, all the Charis out there, May you find your
bryson and make magical bro babies, little bro children.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Ye say hi to your bro mom Charie.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Back in the day, Nick at Night was like I
Love Lucy non stop?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
What else I mean?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
It was?

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Yeah, it was like a Doobie Gillis.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
It was here we go pulling these Adobie Gilliss. Hold
on a second, what's Dobey Gillis all the ship? Never
even heard of Adobie Gilliss. I love it.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
A Doobie Gillis is like an old show from like
the late fifties, early sixties.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Maybe gill you just made it. Literally, never had heard
that ever in my life. What the fuck is Doobie?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
You never heard Dobie Gillis? Dude?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I like that. We went from I Love Lucy, the
most famous show of all time, like that startid the
modern day sitcom, to Dobie Gillis to show three out
of the four of us have never even heard of I.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Mean, but again three years older than you, guys, I
know a little bit more than you, but still life
Gillis And then what's the one with I'm thinking of
happy days? Mister Ed? Mister Ed was on you guys know,
mister Ed, Yes.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Mister Ed.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh yeah, that show kind of sucked, right, mister Ed
did suck? Yeah, mister sucks right? Like, what the fuck
was that dumb ass show about?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
No, no, no, no, no, no, that doesn't.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
I watched it every time though, waiting for it to
be like amazing.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
I never watched it was cool.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
They were just making a horse talk, that's how funny.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Like strings like tied to his lips and would just
pull him or something.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Right, Yeah, it was animal abuse like a mother.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Yes it was.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
It's a time capsule.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
You cannot do that anymore if they would fucking make
the dude talk.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I know, And Kyle as a as a film director,
are you angry that you can't just tie some strings
to a horse's mouth and make him talk? Admittedly it
would lower the budget. You wouldn't have to do all
this cgi.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
And make a thousand seasons.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Let me dance around. This horse actually gets to be
a star.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, I think like I'm not necessarily angry about it,
but I do wish I was born back then so
I could do it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yeah, to that point, I was just out in the
in the wilderness of Oregon and we threw on The
Great Outdoors.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, okay, classic movie.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Wait when you were in the wilderness.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah. I was in central Oregon and we were in
a cabin and we watched The Great Outdoors and they
were like, is that bear cgi? And I was like, no,
that's a real bear. And they were like, how would
they make a real bear do that?

Speaker 3 (34:16):
What is the production costs?

Speaker 5 (34:18):
This is what we used to have to do, Like
like some crazy guy would train real bears named Bart
that was in like every bear movie and like wrestle
this bear and like put on John Candy's costume and
like fight a real bear. And they're like what see?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
And that's what sucks about like the animal cruelty people
is now there's no.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Going off King, let's go off, bro, thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Now there's no there's no Bart, there's no star of
a bear. There's no bear that's getting his his shine,
you know, because now we have to see gi because
we're worried that we can't shave his head or be
embarrassed if he goes.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Right, or put a fake like a hairless butt cheek
thing on him on the bear you've never seen.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, we can't put we can't shame this bear, even
though maybe maybe this bear is hilarious. Maybe he thinks
that's a funny bit. Right, you don't know. You don't
know what's in this bear's head.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
They don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Well, that is interesting because like, who's speaking up for Yeah, exactly,
somebody needs to speak up for the animals who want
to perform.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Who want to be comedians.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
They're all speaking up for the animals and saying they
don't want to perform, yet they bring them to set.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Okay, I think they want to perform.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Maybe they love it, maybe they want to have sex
with me?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Wait? What huh? What's up?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
What were other Nick Knight shows? My three sons?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Vernon?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Surely?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Like back in the day, I used to read Hell
of Goosebumps? Have we talked about goosebumps on the show?
Like I used to fucking crush a Goosebumps book in
a day or so.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
I used to read goose Pimples.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I would love to talk about Goosebumps. What was what
was your favorite Goosebumps book?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Go yeah, please tell the story of the favorite Goosebumps
book that you read.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I think it like I remember was like what came
from Beneath the Sink or something like.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
That, like that anger?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
R L.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Steine?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Give him his flowers. He's probably I haven't checked up
on R. L.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Stein.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I've got a feeling maybe he's not a good person
or something. I'm just guessing.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Why don't you say that?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
No, r Why do you think R. L. Stein's not
a good person?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Most people suck?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, okay, Yeah that's a generalization.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, you're just assuming that's.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
A safe bet these days. It is like I don't
like that person. Why because of what's going to happen
in the future.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, more than likely, like a text message that he
sent a high school friend eighteen years ago is going
to surface, right, Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
He used the words finger bang a lot in middle school,
and that's just not fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
You can't say that it's not cool anymore.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Your finger blast what is that? What is finger blasting exactly?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I know I'm offended by that.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I think it's mentioned several times in goosey on books
like finger Blasting. Finger Blasting keeps popping up.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
R Elstein's goosebump Harlston, the one who writes goosebumps for days.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Come on, but what's his name? Like, what's his name?
What's the r L stand for?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Rafa? Aeronardo Stein.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Originald Leonard Richard Link leider.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Stein link lighter?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Light him up?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Isn't that his name? Link?

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Later?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Later, later, later.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
They're done in this business.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
He's pissed, he's pissed at you know.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
I don't know if you guys can see this, but
I'm rocking a very specific shirt right now.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Okay, your microphone is covering it, but it says.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
North side Tumblers.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh hell yeah, side Tumblr.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
And then check this.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
That's a workholic.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
You just you have all your workhogs memorabilia.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Oh my, I love that.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
I miss the good old day.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
There's is reminiscent.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
I thought I could have a little fun with you guys.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
I appreciate it for doing that you can't And that
was fun and I like it all.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Thank you dude.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
That Tim McGraw Nelly track, like, I genuinely loved that
when it came out and still do.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
I thought about it the other day. That's a great track.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Would you ever turn it on? I? Yeah, would have
you ever turned us? I've turned it on when it
first came out. I can remember that that, guys. I
remember driving around with Adam and turning that on multiple times.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Oh yeah, many times, too many times.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
That one tickled me. And then I'd roll it right
into Creed and we'd have just an afternoon in our fields,
you know, we would broh.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, those good times.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Man.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
I'll roll all the windows down for you, guys, crack
a cold.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
One, sharing brotherhood in Christ.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Good for you, guys. Man.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I'm probably we did.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Talk about we talked about God, Yes we did. Hey,
I'd get I'd get baptized in Christ on the podcast,
if you guys while on acid? Oh acid baptism, dude,
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I'm just trying to think of fun things to do
on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Is that blasphemy because I'm kind of down?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
No, No, I don't think so. God created acid. God
created a man who then created acid. So that's all good.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Acid baptism, bro.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
It's scientific. Hey, And that's one of the things I'm
talking about doing while down here at the Lake of
the Ozark. There it is right there.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Get that water.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Wow, your bachelor party just got so weird. Where it's
gonna be a mass baptism?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Hell?

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Can I can I play Jesus?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Absolutely? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
You can't play him, but you can accept him in
your heart.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
You know when you tie your shoe and then sometimes
it's like on an angle. Sure, sure, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
It's crazy. It's like the knot is on the side
for some reason. What happened?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Did I tie it.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Further down the stream not taco neck? Yeah, it's crazy
to me, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Wait, describe this in a little bit more detail for
me up here. I'm not seeing this.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
It's when you tie your your shoelaces semi correctly, so
the laces don't lay across. They kind of lay on
an angle on a slam. This is just somebody something
everybody knows about.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah, I kind of got I don't think I kind
of got it. That's good, that's worth exploring.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
We have the best podcast. We're talking about news from
like so long ago, and we're talking about fed That's
not like this is so over. It's way over Like,
I know, people are all about getting the first clicks
on stuff, like you gotta get the headline out.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
There for the last click, the fourth wave.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah, like the trudge up old news.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
This is what our community likes. They like to go like,
oh shit, I kind of remember that.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Right, Like when we were talking about cadoos, no one
knew what the food.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I still don't know who the cados is.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
There's what was the show you just brought up last episode,
Dobie Gillis, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
You know it like that. I still don't know that show.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
What was the other one?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (41:09):
The Patty Duke Show was awesome? You guys know Patty
Duke Show, No dude with like the Twins, No, no, dude. Also,
you don't know Patty Duke.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I know Patty Kyle.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
You don't know fucking Patty Duke.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Can I remember the title? What's going on with your
voice right now? Dude?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
You Jeff Garland?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, what's going on over there? Larry Larry? We're going
with ryl That was that was funk howser, dudey, Yeah,
that was funk houser. Larry Kyle needs a scan or
some ship. His voice is actually scaring the ship out
of me.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
No, I'm back, I'm back. I'm just up here in
the hold up.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Are you making fun of his dad's cancer situation?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Are you making fun of my dad having you? No?

Speaker 5 (41:48):
No, hey, cause that's funny, okay cool?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Then yes, yes, yes, of course we're on the tightrope
of comedy and I like it.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Good stuff that it's important.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Really though, when was the last time you guys really
pulled up and watched Philadelphia? Because that was the movie
when I was a kid, when it was like, Yo,
this is the AIDS movie right here, and that ship
was good as fun would Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Still the AIDS movie.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
You never seen Philadelphia?

Speaker 5 (42:17):
No, I just rocked the Bruce Springsteen song.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
It's Tom Hanks and Denzel dude.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I wonder if Chet Hanks was on that set just
wilating the fuck.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Out for sure.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Denzel y'a just just saying some crazy shit.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
You think my dad really got AIDS. That's just gross.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
He's like making up AIDS wraps like at video Village.
Like Denzel was like, yo, just could you not?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Could you please not chat movie?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
That movie's hello?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Good you gotta check it out. It is. Yes, it's
a fantastic film.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
I got aids, I got paid.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I got laid Yeah, damn it. But it's actually pretty fire.
So you're like, what fuck do we record this? Chet's
are real talent? What was he like?

Speaker 6 (43:03):
He was like fucking four years old when that movie
was shooting.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
How about how blake did you say? When's the last
time you pulled up and watched Philadelphia? Okay? Never? And
I don't know if anyone has ever pulled up Philadelphia?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Fam what you get into this weekend Philadelphia?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
You know, twenty five years later, I'm just laid back
watching some Philadelphia. Always Sonny in Philadelphia. No, no, no,
no no. The movie No no, Fidelielphia, the the Oscar
winning right they won Oscars?

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he went back to back.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yeah, that's when Tom Hanks was on like his run
where he did Philadelphia, then he did a Forrest Company story.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, Forrest go back to that. He was like back
to back Oscar winners in that order.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I don't know if it was that order or not.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Conquered's Finest.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Concer connect that's right, Peede Mont.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
And to be perfectly honest, I've never seen Philadelphia either.
You haven't.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
You've never seen it, right? I thought it was for
so I just watched Host Gump. Are they different?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
I think they're in the same universe. It's like a
Marvel universe.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Roum.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah. I feel like I was too young, Like I
didn't watch that because that movie would have came out.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
We're in like third or fourth grade.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Yes, it seemed HELLI serious.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I made a point to watch it because I like, later.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
On, well you made it. Oh, I thought, like you
made a point in third grade. You're like, I'm making
a point to watch this seminal film.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Mom, I want to rent Philadelphia and she's like, that's
rated R. And I'm like, I think it's important.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I watched this.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
It's just important. And then I threw a fit and
started crying and said, I also want to rent three
video games as well.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Please Commanda, what was that movie that was?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Like, also very real that I came into your room
trying to get you to play NBA Street and you're
watching it.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
I know exactly what this classic.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
And I was like, what the fuck are you watching?
You're like nothing, dude, It's an important film? Is this?

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Angels? In America.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yes, so.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
So like we're roommates. This is before the Workaholics house meet.
Kyle and Adam lived in a much smaller, worst house.
It's such a shitty house where Adam and I shared
a wall. That's how I heard him banging.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Through the pons.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
With chili peppers.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
But there was one night where I was I was
sitting in the dark and I tis that I wish
you saw. I had decided to pull up and watch
Angels in America, which was also he pulled up, which
was also a very poignant story about having HIV and

(45:34):
it's uh, it's also a it's also a play, like
that's how it really came up. It was like it
was like a pretty well renowned, known play run. But
Adam like kind of like knocked on the door, opened
the door real quick, and and he walked in during
this scene where there's literally a scene in Angels in
America where a dude is like but fucking a guy
against a tree and Adams like, what are you watching?

Speaker 5 (46:00):
What's the line he says?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
He's like says like infect me. Yeah, yeah, it's like.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Super Oh dude's watching some like weirdo.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
I was like, what kind of weird ship. Are you into, dude?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I'm so sorry, Like under the covers.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
You were right crying going on, dude, it's a it's
a heavy ass film. It's a heavy film.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I'm just trying to play NBA Street with my homemade bro.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
You want to play some video, Okays.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I'm like, I'm busy.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
I'm like, stop him. You better hope to contain him,
like Jordan in the house. I come in quoting that.
I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I was getting my theater major on that day.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Yeah, you were still going to school.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Is this like mid are you watching this midday? Or
is this like nice? No?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
It was it was nice. It was dark.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
It was definitely like very dark in my room and.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
He walked in. That's so tired.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Yeah, it was cool.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I forgot all about that until right now.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I can't forget it because I could have swore our
It just was a fork in the road.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Kyle.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
You know that we're filming these these podcasts.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
We're filming these podcasts now, and we're like doing these
little clips get People have been asking like, hey, we
want to see you guys do the podcast and actually
see you guys. Why are you sitting in a completely
dark room.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Yeah, what is going on?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
You know it's dark, right, Well, I got to go
to the fucking wall to turn on the light switch,
and I'm afraid to try and stretch my headphones over
there and stuff.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Oh fair enough, I didn't know. We didn't know you
had to get up.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
We didn't know it was gonna be that hard. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah, No, it's like I'm just afraid to do a
lot of things lately. The anxiety is kicking and like
a lot of shit is just like really, it's tough
for me to move.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I'm gonna say that if you wanted to just take
a second and take the headphones off, put the microphone down,
and then just walk over to that thing click it.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
On, and the only source of light is behind you,
not helping.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
You might not get this reference, but you look like
the bad guy from Police Academy five.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Okay, all right, I'll go turn it on. Hold on,
give me two seconds.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
I'm gonna can we get fifteen seconds of music here? Blake?
Do you got anything?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I hit some hot drops?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
How did this dude just did this thing?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah? I go there, we go.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
We filled the time.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
It's been a while. Look at this guy.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Look and he's back. Wow, it works for me.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Can you see me now?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah? Kind of all right? Hey, how's that?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Alright? Is that good? Better? Yeah? Yeah, Well I'm not
traveling with a ring light. All my lights are down
on set, so absolutely yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, but you but you wrapped right, like, bring him up,
bring them up?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
No, No, they're still shooting. It's a low budget production.
I'm using everything, even the gear iHeart gave me.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Okay, okay, what the heck?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
I saw Instagram story that said you had rapped, but
maybe that was a specific actor.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
That was an actress. Yes, that was an actress who
had wrapped.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
She finished yesterday, gotcha?

Speaker 5 (49:05):
And you just let her leave?

Speaker 6 (49:06):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
We finished the work and she had to go back
down to La so peace see us. We're filming a
psychological thriller right now, and honestly, right before this uh
living a nightmare right before this fucking podcast. We did
like the ikey ikey ikey, and it's like, oh, I've
never been a party.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
For people who don't work in the industry like we do.
We just step out with it. Ikey ikey ikey is
for the layman.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
You smoked weed.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
No, the part of the movie in a psychological thriller
horror film where it leaves your stomach feeling like like gross.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Oh, I don't have that.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
That's what I just did and I've never done that before.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Who coined the term? Was it Ted Demi who did
Silence of Lamb?

Speaker 6 (49:52):
I think it was George George A.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Ra Meyrow, Robert McKee who said in this part of
the script delivered this, or it was Rob Zombie. I
can't really remember.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Okay, you're just saying like the peak like gross gross
reveal or like the reveal of like who is the
fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
And it just was, uh, fucked the fucked up man,
it was. I was just like, nah, but you know,
that's what you want when you're filming this ship.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
That's what you want.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yeah, that's what I want. I want that ichy, But.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I don't know if I'm buying it. I think I
think what you're doing is you're trying to build.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Hype the podcast. You're building a little hype for the movie.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
You're being like like, hey man, you're the you're the
ad wizard, baby, You're you're spinning it for me.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
That is true. He is the ad wizard, No, because
I'm intrigued.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
This is smart and I like it, dude, and just
be like, dude, it was so scary. You got to
see the movie. It was so scary.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
And also I see, but look how easy it is
for you, Adam.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
It was just it's fucked up. It's psychological. It's psychological, bruh.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
So what he kind of is like insinuates something like
says something verbally.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
You're gonna have to see the movie, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Absolutely, I'm in.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
I'm buying a ticket.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I'm not giving in the seats wild can't wait.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
So that's also why I was in the dark place
because I wear my emotions with my lighting. So when
I stepped in in the dark, it's because I was
still feeling.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
This is why I wait.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Fuck with you, man, he wears his emotions with his lighting. Player.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I can't stop.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
You take it into your podcast. That's fucking sick.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
I can't fucking stop.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Have you ever gone into a pitch and turned out
someone's lights, like an executive's lights in their office, to
just be like, start looking like, I'm wearing my emotions.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
I'm setting I'm wearing my emotions on the lighting.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
Yeah, wear my emotions on my lighting.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Somebody's probably done. That's probably not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, somebody definitely started flicking the lights on and off
for a pitch, right, because that's the oldest trick in
the book.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Come on. Yeah, and while the co writer is whispering
in their ear. Yeah, that sit this one.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Really, it's really windy.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
I would love to do that and have the executive like,
can you actually just put those back on? Yeah? I
had a whole flashlight thing though.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Get the fuck out of my office.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
It's Goosebumps, It's Charles Stein. It's gotta be spooky.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
This is a business.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Hey, they did remake Goosebumps right with Jack Blash.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Jillian wasn't Jillian in it?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Jillian's in it too, jillians in it.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I need to see it. Yeah, I'm sorry, Jillian. If
you do, indeed listen to our podcast, I would like
to apologize right now that I haven't. And Jack Black,
I'm sorry I have not seen Goosebumps yet.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Are there two?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Uh? Yeah, I don't think Jack or Jillian are in
the second one. I didn't see the second one.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
But goose Pimples, Yeah, I didn't watch them either, you
know what I mean. I think I watched the first ten.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah it's good. It's four kids, but it's like it's fun,
fun movie.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I bet, can you tell me more about it out?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
I can't remember, I said, I know I saw it,
but I can't I snapchat memory, I don't remember anything.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Hey, can't wait to get to the brows.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
That's what we get to look forward to.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
I scared of you, motherfucker, dude.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
It's going to be so fun. We're already planning some
stuff out. It's going to be a true throwdown, very excited.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Should we dress like bikers just to fit in? You know?
Like sometimes yeah, do you know how they do like
themes for like bachelor parties, we all just be yeah,
what's our gang name though?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
The Divine?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
How many people like the Divine?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Twenty Divine Angels?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Or we just dressed like assholes and see how quickly
someone tries to start a fight with us, Like we
all wear daisy dukes and like, well that's how bikers dress,
wear shirts with like our nipples cut out or something.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Well that happened at my about party so much. Okay,
that's that's mine.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I'm trying to have your level of bachelor party. I
want someone to get arrested. I want I want there
to be like almost fight situation.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
I think people going missing.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah, people going missing. I want to I want to
pick someone up from the uh from the the drunk.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Tank exactly, the drunk tank, the county jail.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
We'll get there.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
We can do that.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I think that can happen.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Although I feel like we kind of we we kind
of like grayzed over the let's make vest thing right,
like divine divine angels with like a skull in the middle.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
That's kind of die.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Like Adam's face, but it's a skull like that's.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Winning winning, duh.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Also, I'm sitting at my parents' kitchen table right now.
We this is a great place. We could set up
all of our microphones. We can do a communal podcast.
I think it'd be fun. I think it'd be fun
to have, like, whoever wants to tell a dumb story
about me from back in the day can come and
get on the mic and tell it. Tell a quick
dumb story. Yeah, it might, it might get real out

(54:44):
of hand and I might have to like censor some
some of these dumb A three hour podcast.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
We can regulate it, you know, say okay, that's okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Which, by the way, you say three hour podcasts, But
some of these podcasts I'd be listening to are like
four hours long. Motherfucker says, go go go.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Some people won't shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah. I did Whitney Cummings podcast. I was there for
like three hours. I was like, wrap it up, laesus.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, they do they give you bathroom breaks?

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Does she give you a bathroom break?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
No? But that piss came out thick. It was like
a my.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Row me bathroom breaks.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Really, Whitney, Yeah, honestly, Whitney give them bathroom breaks with it.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah, it came out hot and heavy. That that stream
was like, yeah, the size of a quarter.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
For you guys at a home, he just held up
the diameter of a silver dollar.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
A huge circle.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
The d hole just opened right up and just it
was a little fire hose, a little fire hun.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Can we talk about Adam if you guys at home
would be surprised. Adam likes to order fahitas Mexican restaurants,
where like it's a whole thing, like the Personait.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
A minute, wait a minute, you're not about to try
to go at my boy for fahida orders because that's
a dope move.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Uh, well, yeah, they're not good. Well, they're delicious, it's
the best.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
It's bad compared to other things on the menu.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
I agree because I don't like cheese.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I don't like cheese, and most other things are covered
in cheese, so I don't really fuck with cheese that hard.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
You can't order something and say no.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Yeah, but I just like fajitas.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
Fajitas are dry.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
That's a bad take.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
It's not a bad take.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
No, I'm with hers.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Oh, that's a terrible what you don't like the dry?

Speaker 5 (56:32):
I think they're bullshit. Yeah, I think they're bullshit. Hold up, bitch,
how often are you ordering fajitas?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Well, Kyle is a contrarian. He doesn't like anything.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
No, no, I have a specific reason why I don't
like fajitas.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Okay, then give it to us. Let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Because you have to fucking make your own ship at
the table.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Dog, thank you, thank you. Oh.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I don't go to a fucking restaurant to get the
fixings put in front of me, and I have to
make my own meal.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Players hard.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
You're not that guy, pal, you're not that guy.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Sorry to get so charmed. That's fun to me. I
never worked at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Maybe you.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
I don't think you worked at a restaurant either, from
what I remember. But what is that anything to do
with I never worked at a restaurant. So it's like
a fun thing. It's like a novelty.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
It's so it's you're clocking in for sure.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
It's like, okay, all right, give me, give me a
little hat.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Good. You're paying, you're paying to work, Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Cool, Yeah, exactly, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
It's your passion.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Heat are your passion.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
That's also why I like Korean barbecue, like putting the
meat on the grill myself. I like flipping it over,
like doing the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
It's a fun event.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
What's the ship where you put it in the hot oil?

Speaker 6 (57:36):
Fawon do?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
That's the only thing I'm fucking working for, dog fawn do?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Well?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Why why why does fawondu get to skip the line in.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Your fun little fun You're dipping it in hot oil.
That is fun. It's fawn dude.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
No, it's fun, hon Do is dipping it in cheese
and chocolate. You're not dipping it in hot oil.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
There are versions of fun do where you actually cook
your meat.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
You say, chocolate, fondu is cheese.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
It's also chocolate. There's chocolate fon do you guys need
to Okay?

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Yeah, right, okay, it's the melting of something. Is ever say?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I think fondu is dipping it into oil or chocolate
or cheese.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
I think I.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Don't know about oil.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
I've never heard you guys ever had dip.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Well, so you're you're essentially just frying your own chicken.
They give you like boiling hot oil that you correct?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah, you ever had a fondue set? Your your parents
never had a fondue set growing up.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
No, dude, my parents weren't rich. Sorry, rub it in.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
That's not what fond dou is. What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
What's fon do?

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Then?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
What's fondu?

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Fondu is like a melted like it's melted cheese. It's
also melted chocolate, and then you dip the thing in.
What do you You're talking about frying food.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
But it's also considered fondu, Kyle, your I used to
have like fondu for my birthday every year. And there's
several versions of fondu. One is like you you cook
your meat in a fondue pot.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
There's also this is why I fond don't blake.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
How old were you when you were doing fon due
every year for your birthday? Because I've known you for
damn near twenty years at this point.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
Damn near to a world.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Yeah, it was in my youth. It wasn't like an
older I found out that cooking my food instead of
just eating it and having it.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Delivered to me, I do prefer there's.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
A boiling hot oil thing for your twelfth birthday.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
But here's the other thing that's making me mad about Kyle,
is like fon due is the worst version of that.
Fondu is the worst tasting of fahiitas and Korean barbecue.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Those are foreign so far.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
They all say, Okay, come at me, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Korean barbecue is out of this world. Delicious bitas are
insanely good. Fon du is kind of you must have.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
A wet ass mouth, is what's happening here?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I think I do? I think I personally, I think
I do have a really juicy wet mouth. Yeah, well, no, deser,
that's tight. That's why a lot of people call me
the same Bernardi of comedy because it's just slabber spoozing,
a real slobber dog.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
I let it fly, so that maybe that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Maybe it is dry and I'm able to give the
saturation that it needs.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Bro, Maybe you just pack fucking tortillas in the back
of your mouth to just absorb your saliva. I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
That's Adam's version of a burrito bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
He just lines his mouth with tortillas and and he
eats meat.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
I remember thinking back in the day, like doing like
an R rated version of Harry. The Henderson's would be
so funny, Like you just kept like treated. It's a
hardcore blake, always takes This ain't Harry, Baby, this ain't Harry.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
You know, go off, you know it, go off. Don't
act like you guys. Don't watch the Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Hey, somebody's gonna get.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Off shine, Bigfoot Dick.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
I'd watch.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I'd watch it for sure, Harry and his Henderson's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
That makes my pecker heart.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yeah, get off, King, get off King.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I love I love like everyone's calling each other kings
and Queen's. Now it's it's tight.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
I like this love.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I like this little thing that's happening. Go off, king.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
I don't need it. I don't need anyone to call
me a king. I don't want that. Yeah, it's fine,
I'm fine. I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
I'm a jester.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
What do you want, emperor?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Emperor?

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
I don't need I don't need any of it. I
know I'm not a king.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
It's peasant, say go off, peasant.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Yes, I don't need to be told them a king.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
A people are calling you king?

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Get and you know what I get. No, I'm not
saying they are.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
The community is out calling you king.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Yeah, I'm just saying I don't need it, and maybe
that's a privilege.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I guess the podcast community calls calls me king. I
don't know, I've are they not saying that about that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
I'll trust me you're not that guy. I still got
to watch that clip.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I don't know if oh you totally love. Nobody is
calling me king ever, that's just not happening now on
this tree.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
No, I'm not saying to me. I'm saying on the internet,
you see people that's like like someone will post something
and then they'll be like bless up king, Oh yeah king,
or like dude, Lake.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
You've said it like four times on this podcast today,
and you don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
I know what you're talking about. I'm just saying I
don't know about it enough to have an opinion to say, like,
I don't need people calling me king.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
True. What the reason it got in my head is
because you're the one who keeps saying it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Yeah, but then Durs took a hard stance like against it,
which is strange.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Yeah, Dur's like put his foot down, like, don't call
me king. I'm like, no, we call in your ass king.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
This is what I do. Hear guys king. I didn't
say don't call me. I didn't say don't call me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
He doesn't mean it, he doesn't call me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
I said I don't need it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
He says he doesn't need it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Adam is saying he loves being people being called king
and queen, and I'm like, you know what, I don't
need that. I don't need to be somebody calling me
king and queen because it clearly is like some sort
of like support system thing or it's like I'm gonna
put you on. And I'm saying I don't need to
be called a king to make myself feel like I'm
worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Here we are. Hey, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I'll tell you what I want. I want somebody to
call me King of Queens. Okay, King of Queens, Kevin j.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Yeah, if you want to, if you want to cast
me of the new King of Queens.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Yeah, Nick at night, get at this dude for real?

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Uh yeah, we don't here, I'm not important.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
This is important. We don't stand for supporting each other
or positivity or like a support system. Fuck at all.
You got to support yourself. Okay, Well no.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
We are this toxic, tear down culture.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
This is toxic masculinity right here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
I didn't say I don't want people calling each other
king and queen. I said I don't want I don't
need to be called it. I don't need to be
walking around crying. Here's of joy around my house, like
maybe I am a king? Maybe I do matter?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Wait, yeah it is. It is weird how supportive people.
I mean, it's just a rebute of like online culturete
rebuttal rebuke rot Sure is that the same thing? Rebuke rebuke?

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Yeah, there you go, rebuttal.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Root beer root beer?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Yeah, root beer, sasper it's a root beer. I'm just like, uh,
of internet culture where people were so mean, now people
are being so nice that it it does feel like
it's too much. It's like, can't we just be human beings?
We don't always need I'm with theirs now, I'm with thirs,
like sure, King King Quinn.

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
Well, yeah, like we we do support each other.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
We do support each other, but it's a very complex
it's a very complex support that has to do with
exactly what you're saying, Like, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Isn't it crazy that whenever you would rent a movie
as a kid or be watching a movie without fail,
your parents would walk in the worst fact, worst moment
of yeah, every movie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yeah, absolutely, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
How was that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Is this is parent parental like spider sense?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah, they just have a sixth sense to come in.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Hey, what do you guys want? Whoa? Okay? What's this rated?

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Or do you think they just sit by the door?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Maybe turn this off? Okay, maybe you're not going to
watch the rest of this movie? Son?

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Yeah, and kids like parents don't give a Like now,
kids are like headphones and iPad on. Parents have no idea,
no clues. There's no more walking in right, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Walking in is done.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Yeah, because they're just watching some hardcore porno in the
living room and you have no idea the parents.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
The parents are.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah, the kids are.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Watching rated movies, but the parents are too busy watching
porno to go in and check on the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Dude, if you were sixteen, if you were sixteen and
had a cell phone, you'd be watching porno like underneath
the table at the dinner table, right like, you'd just
be like, well, fucking chuck this ship.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
And Kyle, you say, at the dinner table. But I
don't even know if there is dinner anymore in today's family,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Hey, and let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Oh man, you think that there's no more dinner together,
there's no more family dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
You think people sit around and have supper?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Come on, now, come on.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
Supper's go. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Maybe that's an archaic thought.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I don't know. I guess I didn't. I never thought of.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
You know, what they come for though, They comfort dessert.
I'll tell you that. All right, that's like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
That's the new dinner bell. You guys have a I
feel like durs your family probably does like a dinner
time together. Do you guys do a dinner time?

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
We try. We try.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
I mean, like if I'm working on set, obviously I'm
not there because of your film until seven, but uh
for sure, and then I just come in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I'll tuck you in, big guy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
How is your day? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
We try and have some dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
No, I think dinner time, man Like. Dinner time was
absolutely such a thing with my family.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
It was awesome. It is super important. It's the one
time of the day you are forced to be with
each other.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
Forced For my dinner times were so crazy because there
was so we had like a kitchen where the kids
sat at like the counter, and then there's a table
that my parents sat at separate.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
I love peaks into Dursey's childhood.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Yeah, dude, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
And the parents were, uh, they actually were in a
different room and so like this.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
So that's the kitchen. We had a dining room and
sometimes we would all eat.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
At the table there.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
But so we would eat and then afterwards, me and
my brothers, my dad would be like, put your chairs
up against the wall. Stop and then he would just
like interview us about our day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Weird, So we had to do at our dinner table.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
We would have to talk about that. We'd have to
say like what was your favorite part of the day,
what was something that you learned? Like yeah, you know
there was boxes to check and to spark conversation amongst
the family.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Right, yeah, that's what we would do too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
We would do like high low, like what was the
higher your day in the lower your day?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Right? I think I've said this.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
We do rose thorn bud, which is like go off
the best thing your day, the worst thing your day,
and then the thing you're looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Wow, that's actually very cool. We did it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
We we learned it from Emma's sisters family.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
And what did you call it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Rose thorn bud?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Like the rose is it's good, the thorn hurt, and
the bud is about to bloom.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean that is cute, but
sure it's like super deep, dude, I love you. Guys
are kind of like a hippie squad or something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
That's some poetry. Yeah, that's some hippie shit, yo.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
And then this is more, this is more insight into
my family when we all went to Yosemite for my
fortieth as like my parents, my brothers, significant others, my family.
We I was like, hey, like, let's do it, and
there's I'm I think I have way more and you
guys all laugh emotional liked like bandwidth, Like I'm way

(01:08:38):
more emotional than people in my family.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
You're the most emotional, awesome and you are truly an android.
You are a cyborg.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
So I love that. Yeah, he's an alien.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
I just remember book fairs like the school would like
shut down the multi use room in there.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
I mean those are for if you're bawling, oh for real,
because you're buying book Oh yeah, dude, I remember my
mom the book fair was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
I'm like, oh snap. I made a little list of
all these cool books that I wanted. There were usually
about like little boys lost in the woods and they
had to Hatchet.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
You're talking about one of ten books you read, hat
or Garry Paulson's Hatchet.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Yes, it's fucking good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
It's a great book. It's a great book to read.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
Is that one of the sixteen?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
That is one of the sixteen? And I like made
a fucking cool little list and I'm like, oh, hell yeah,
get some get Hatchet, Get other books that I don't
remember right now, where the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Red Fern grows Outsiders maybe maybe maybe the outside probably not.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
No. They made me read that one Outsiders was soon.
But I made a list and my mom was like nah,
and I'm like, what do you mean? And she goes
to a lot. She was like this, it costs too much.
Just go to the library. And I'm like, I write,
but I want to buy these books. She's like, and
then she just goes like where are we going to
put them? Like we didn't live in like a tiny at,
Like our house is big enough to have books. But

(01:10:02):
she's like, where are you going to put them?

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Val?

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
I have a bb gun room, I mean honestly.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
And then you were like, I'm out of here, and
then you ran into a cementrum. Yeah, and she was like,
send books. The last thing he said he wanted these books.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Dove underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
That's not fair because I think Adam just chunked out.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
I know. And if we could take a screenshot, I'll
take a picture of what his face looks like right now.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
It's like I'm chomping's there, He's back chomp.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
And I get it. I got it, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
The bar names here are hilarious. There's big dicks halfway in,
there's the Glory Hole. There's all kinds of fun.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
All are just gay bars, Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Yeah they're not. They're just the regular bars. And sure,
I'm like the more insane the name is, I think
the more successful idiots here. So I want to I
want to start like a restaurant just called like come.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Buck Yeah they yeah, full penetration, big.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Cock's butt suckers.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Yeah, come on down to Terry's and get a titty twister.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
No, the butts were girls butts that you're fucking okay
because it sounds gay. They all got a gay No,
they're definitely muy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
No, they're not mung me. When I'm dead.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
Black is hitting it bro Adams like titty twister.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
It's like munging.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
What is I don't know what mung me? What is
mung me? Munk?

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Okay, okay, let.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Me look it up.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Here we go look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Chad's chord factory. Google it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
And this is kind of fun because when did we
all hear about munging for the first time was high school?

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
I don't know munging.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
I don't know, Okay, munging, guys, buckle up, But this
is what and it is disturbing. It is disturbing. I
don't know how I heard about this in what locker room?

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Yeah, this is dark locker room.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Tired, gosh, hid your hide your children, your children?

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
How'd your wives? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
If you're dry having your kids to work right now,
you might want to.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Turn it down. This is important.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Please put head phone down on your children, Hide your children,
because we're about to go into what I think money
might be, and you guys can tell me it's something else.
It was you find a cadaver or a corpse. I
think it's must be female or it could be male.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Yeah, woman, but.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Somebody, Oh god, this is just disturbing to recount.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Yeah, I can't believe you went there and this is
your favorite thing to do. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
This is the name of the bark. I'm scared of you,
mother thud.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
But it was right off the tip of the tongue.
So this is a thing that you like to do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Okay, this is always in the back of my mind
running around.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Said Teddy Twister, because I like to twist titties. That
was kind of the first thing on my mind. But
yours is money.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
Yours was a fun Saturday night.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Blake's is like a cry for help.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
It's got to be two people and one person an
arrestable offense, for sure, Okay, go ahead, it is for sure.
It's got to be two people and one person puts
their mouth on the genitalia of the corpse, and the other.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Person of the jump female corpse.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Yes, jumps on the the stomach of the corpse, and
all the guts are supposed to shoot out of the
orphice into the person's mouth that is mung and we're.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
I do want to say, it's super gross. You you
left out the detail that you have to leave the
corpse out in the sung right a few days or something.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Yes, the detail I loves is always in the weeds
with this kind of thing. He means the details.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
Yes, Yes, the devil's in the details.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
The devil is in the details.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
There's the non Christian and me the Encyclopedia of serial Killers.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
We all the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Details, we know all the details.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
Here's my question, who is the kid? What is the
personality type? Because you might think it'd be me, or
you might think it'd be blake. But like the people
who come up with this stuff like we know it,
which is already like you're perpetrating but like to be
the guy who's like, who told, actually there's a thing
called munging, And everyone goes, well, what is that? Because
obviously it's not fucking real.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
I mean, is it not?

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
I don't know, Hey, Blake, you're not gonna you're knocking
on forty. No one's ever done that. Yeah, man, this
is just one of those things that started.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
I bet someone, I bet someone somewhere has done that
throughout all of time, because people are so fucking gross
and so weird when it comes to sex.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
But they didn't name it munging at that time. It
might have happened in like Caveman. Maybe it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Oh yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
It was like during Lance alot time and they're.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Like a lot of time. This is a key Arthur story.
We're talking about Excalibur and Mungy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Yeah, he just pulled the sword out of the stone.
He's like, I know, the first thing I'm gonna do
after I'm knighted.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Perceval, grab that corpse as Lancelot cannonball is onto its stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Well, actually they say that on the on the Urban
dictionary dot com they say that you have to climb
the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
See, this is what I'm talking about. Somebody's like, this
could be funnier, Like, who are these people who were
like doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Also says I got to give the Urban Dictionary credit.
They also say the way they lead it off is
the one thing worse than genocide.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
That's wow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Well that's what the definition of monkeys.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
Okay, sure I disagree.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
That's politically charged.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
Oh sorry, sorry, don't get.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Charged right now.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
This is a charge free zone on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
At least there was a caveat here. At least there
was some kind of a precursor. I'm excited to see
that that bellyhang a lake of the ozarks here in a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
F I'm wearing a T shirt. You will not see
me without a shirt, no, dude, no, no, no, no, no,
you are not gonna wear a T shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
You wear a T shirt that's like looks like a muscle. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Well, that's funny, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
That's the only way out if you're not wearing that.
I'm stripping that ship off here. I'm bringing scissors hit
the rest.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
That's cool. I know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
I'm like, are we getting to wake board? I was
thinking about that today.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Is that the one on the knees that you used
to that we're talking about knee boarding? Oh yeah, you
want to knee board. No, you have to knee board.
We've talked about I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
I forgot I was knee boarding champion already.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
That sounds so.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
No shirt. Only the Olympics are water work makerss You cried,
for sure?

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
What's cried?

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
That's I've told you guys that this is the only
thing that makes me like well up is real times,
like with Frank gumbole sports stuff and.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
This this is what the Olympics is. Oh yeah, sports stuff,
that's yes.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
But I will say I think there is something to
be said for men. Never cry, Please never cry. Don't
start crying, but.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Do not cry, not not in this house.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
What if we give the world the men of the
world one day, which is every four years, the opening
ceremony is to cross the purge.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
My dad I was talking to him about how when
he found out that he was cancer free, or or
at least there's no detectable cancer in him, and I was,
I was it's important. I cried like a child. Like
later on it was delayed because it didn't hit me.
It was delayed for like a day and a half,
and then all of a sudden it just came out

(01:17:20):
and I cried, like happy tears for like twenty minutes,
and I was, uh and I keep talking to him
and he's like, yeah, I'm I'm so happy. I could.
I could cry. I could cry. And I'm like, well
have you And he's like, no, no, no, I could.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Go for a dad, I'm here for you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
I could And I'm like you can, and he's like,
nah no, but I could. I'm good. I could cry.
I could. I could. Uh no, I can just let
it go, go feel free, go ahead. He's like, to
do that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Well, I could, I could do it, but I'm not
going to.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
Now you're talking crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Adam is like your stand up set. It's like, I
could laugh. That's funny, that's funny. Well then just laugh
it is funny.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Laugh. Oh yeah, that's funny. Well then just laugh about it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Go ahead and laugh if it's funny. Why aren't you laughing?

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Yeah, it's a human emotion.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Just oh I could. I could. It is funny, It
is funny. I could laugh, and I could cry. I won't,
but I could crying.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Rocks Man crying fucking rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
I was up for.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Clifford the Big Red Dog. Okay last year or.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Like, let's talk about Scholastic.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Like two years ago. They the Ages called and they're like, hey,
it looks like you're going to get an offer for
Clifford the Big Red Dog. And I was like, I
don't want to do Clifford the Big Red Dog, like,
but they were gonna pay me a lot of money
to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
And I'm like, oh, maybe, and it's a two hundred
million dollar movie that they're gonna blitz everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Yeah, yeah, And I'm like, I don't know, I really
don't want to do it. I was like that that
seems cheesy. I don't I don't really want to fuck
with it. And then they didn't give it to me
right right, And then I was a pretty salty. I
remember talking to my agents like, so there's no offer
then for Clifford. You said no, because I think maybe
i'd come around if I would love to read it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
I'd love to read it, just to seaf I'd like it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Hey, that's the business, baby, the door's closed.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
That is wild.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
How You're like, I don't know if creatively I really
want to do this and then as soon as you
don't do it, you're like, this is the only thing
I want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
This is it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I just want another boat.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
I only want to do Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
That's all I would like to do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
I already got a chat if you did that movie.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
You gotta buy a boat, this red name of its
Clifford the Big Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Oh you should do that anyways.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Wow, damn, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
You should just do that and then put Scholastic all
on the side and like gold letters and.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
Shit, oh shit. And it's called the bookmobile too.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
Yeah, dude, that's it. That's what you tow it in.
You toe it with the bookmobile.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Adam was the bookmobile in college.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
When I was in college, when I was nineteen years
old at Orange co Community College, Pirate out at Pirates
and remember that little like job business center that they had,
oh the career center. Yeah, little career center whether it
just had little flyers for random gigs. One was to
be the Scholastic book driver. And so I would go

(01:20:17):
to this woman's house, would stack up all the books
in the back of my Ford escalade.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
Hella, I'm listening, Explorer a woman's house.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Yeah, what a nice fifty eight year old woman I'm
listening would go to these elementary schools and it was
you're the fucking king. You walk in with all these
books and people lose their minds. It was awesome, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
What's up? You guys like books?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
I got them? What's up? I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
And it wasn't even the kids, because you're just going
to the secretary. You're just carrying these books in for
the secretary, and they go eight, shit, dude, yeah, they're like,
no books are here.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Like Cleveland Steamer. And like, I'm certain I'm positive someone
shout across someone's chest, was.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Like, bro, that's a that's a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
That's yes, Oh yeah, it's positive.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
But I mean, that's that's happening right now. That's happening
in several hotel rooms across America and the world too, specific.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Room in several hotel rooms in Atlanta downtown anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
But to do it is one thing. To name it
the Cleveland Steamer. Who does that? Who names it the
dirty Sande comedian?

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Comedian?

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
He's all comedian.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
I don't think it's a comedian. No, it's the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
There's always that one friend.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
It's conduced no, Cadus has grace and style.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
That one friend in the group that like his ship
is just the grossest ship. It's not necessarily they're not
the funniest guy. They're the grossest guy. And that's what
they find the funniest. That's just their sense sensibility. They
think that the grocery it is the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Funny, it's a shock, it's a shot comics comic.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Yeah, it's the man cow in the morning of it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
And that's not what we are.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
We're not we are not We're in the subtlety.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Okay, a comedy is so subtle. Yeah, you're not that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
I'll trust me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Look, dude, by the way, that video that you're playing,
the not that guy, that's like one of my favorite,
that's one of my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
This guy thinks he's so have you guys seen that one?

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
It's just like, oh, you guys, like, is this new?

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
This kid it's fairly new. And this kid is filming
this dude and he's like, you're not that guy, kid,
you're not that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
Yeah, and uh and he goes, so wait, you're that
guy and he.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Goes, you bet your ass. I am. Yeah, He's like, yeah,
I am.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
What's the contests?

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
The contest I think he's a trumper getting hassled for
like like not wearing a mask, and then like he
starts snapping back like fucking like make me or whatever.
He's like, you're not that guy, because on his way out,
he's like, go go vote for Biden.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Yeah, and he like kicks and it's it's pretty great.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
It is very fun, pretty politically charged. It's pretty charged.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Sounds charged, so charged. Blake is charged, dude winning. So
my pitch is we don't hire any strippers, but we
do place bets and whoever loses said bets has to
strip for all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Oh oh, I thought it was just gonna be high
stakes best. I'm down for high stakes bets. But like
I said, I'm gonna be wearing a T shirt pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
The whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
So if you wanna are you if you want me
to porky pig.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Yeah, dude, I want to see something Kyle if.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I can, If I can porky pig the strip, then
I'll do that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
So what we're gonna do is gonna make like just
bets on anything going throughout the three slash four days
and if you lose that bet you have to take
an article clothing off and never put it back on again.
H Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Ever again, like, so what about the plane ride, like
like to get back on the plane, like even to
get back on the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
If you're butt naked, your button naked, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
You live like that, now, good luck running in a car.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
No, it ends as soon as you get out of
the car and enter the airport. Then yeah, you're allowed
to put all your clothes back on.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Kind of both of you, but I consider to carry
on them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
So you just have to explain it to your uber
driver on the way to the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
He'll get science. That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
That's the biggest, the biggest, Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
There's there's not gonna be any uber drivers on the
way to the airport. Yeah, it's it's three hours away.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
I heard.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
It's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Yeah, it is fucked up. It is fucked up. Admittedly.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
I like how that's Adam's rationale. Adams rationale isn't that
you're not going to be naked. It's that there's no
uber drivers. Look, don't worry about those uber drivers.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
You will be named. I'm fine with it. I I
want my parents to feel like that they have to
move after dispatch their party weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
They can never view their home as a home again.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Well they're like the neighbors like, how did they like
bring strippers over or something, and like do something weird happen?
And my person were like no, actually, actually worse, it
was just these it was just these forty year old
men winking their buttholes at each other for a weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
It was actually want to reach out to Speedo, should
reach out to Spiito and get some bachelor party spiedos
made for the gang. Yeah, please those.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
A thousand times, yes, please Speedo wrap.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
I know you're listening. Shout me a holler done.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Like some people I feel like are out here like
mad and they're trying to take drugs to like escape
that feeling. But it's just going to ignite that harder
than you and in a very negative way.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
And also people are doing crazy drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Let's just stick to to weed and alcohol and mushrooms
and acid and ecstasy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
Good old fashioned cocaine.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
And co and and.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Uh some pills whatever you find in the on the
floor of a bathroom and a club.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
I would love to give that a ride.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
I'd love to lick a toad, any kind of he
leaves or something. Do you guys remember when I was
I was writing erotic stories. Remember that I wrote I
wrote two erotic stories.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
You did, yeah a spell erotic?

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
I mean honestly, yeah, But I wrote these stories.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
I got fifty dollars a story, and then I was like, ah,
this is too weird. And each story was it was
people are fucking, of course, and on a runaway hot
air balloon and they couldn't like it was just going
to float away into the atmosphere and they just kept
fucking to their death right. And then the other story

(01:26:43):
was they're on a jet see and they decided to.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
Story give you one hundred one you got this job
from college? Yeah, I was on the wall, dude, real
imagine it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Is sixty nine.

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
Shout out to Orange Coast Community College Job Center.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
And also there was porno. There was porno. You could
do porno. There was like a porno listing up there
that you could.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Just shoot out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
If you are in the Orange Coast Community College Hall
of Fame, do not, I'm telling you do not get
your plaque taken down for some weird ship.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Dude, I'm saying that this is what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
You're saying at the career center in Orange Gast Community College.
They could you could become a porno.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Yes, there was Well you're not going to be a
porno idiot, you'd be a porno.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Star star star.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
Well, hey, yeah you could be.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
That was up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
That was like on one of the things where you
pull a number off and you'll just put this in
my pocket.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Yeah, well that was back. I mean, I don't know
what they're like.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
Now, how long are these stories?

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
It was like like five five pages.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Five paragraphs, Like can we film these?

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
Can we send these to Johnny Sins to read?

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
I would love that. I would love to write a
porno with you, guys. We should write our own porno.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
Can we send this a big pumper or a little pump,
Little pumper.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Brian Pumper people, guys, I'm serious about this. We should
write a porno and then cast it and make a
producing porno.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Adam you this is what you've been talking about forever, bro,
Like this is not anything new from you, Like I
know that you want to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
No, no, no, no, I'm saying this is a group.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
It's a comedy porno.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
It's comedy porn.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
We're so close to talking about comb We're so close.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Towards the cup.

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
We're so close, we're gonna I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Was just saying that this summer has fucking soared passed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
I'm like, I don't even I haven't even.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Thought over yet. Right, we're just in We're just in August, right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
I haven't got sunburnt.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
I miss being a child, when like when summer.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Was like, oh shit, guess what I'm about to do
not wear a shirt for for six weeks straight until
my mom absolutely makes me put one on for for
something that I have to go do.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
How's hand, When you were a kid, you'd get so
tam and then like you get older, you're like, what
happened on the tan? I would get in summertime and.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
You're like, oh yes, because I don't take my shirt
off again.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Well, although you guys would love my I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Like, dude, for the Bachelor party, Kyle, it's shirt, so
you have to go. I feel like we should all
go shirtless the entire time, and that includes you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
I thought we were wearing suits. I thought we were
being MiB.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
We're doing speedos and leather vests that say the divine angels.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Okay, well, hey, that's right, show up in whatever regalia
you want. I might be in a in a suit,
who knows, okay, with sunglasses with ray bands.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
The difference between me and you is I make this
shit look good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Yes, yes, difference between us. You can start at the penis.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
I might be in full scuba gear based on what
I'm hearing about the ozarks and COVID right now. For COVID,
I might be wearing a fish bowl on my head.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Wait, what's going on out there?

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
It's like the epicenter of COVID right now, I'm walking
into a spread super spread.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Zark's baby, get Zark.

Speaker 5 (01:30:03):
Although I don't know these doctors, they might be just
saying it. And it could be you're.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Gonna trust the bros are doctors. Yeah, their numbers could
be it's gotta be coved. It's COVID.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Dude, you got COVID? No, that's cancer.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Oops, might be might be dog.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Later we're going knee board, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes yes. So do we have any take backs, any apologies,
any giveaways? What we what do we have for this apology.
I feel like we were very nice to each other
this podcast. There wasn't a lot of meanness.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
What do you know, you're fucking idiot?

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Take that back.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
Me and you guys were all hot button issue guys.

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
We box it out politically.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Baby. This is basically some crossfire ship and welcome to
our situation room.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Move over, Wolf, I'm Tucker calls in.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Yeah, you are? You are?

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Yeah, you are moving on?

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
You are? You are? That's tight.

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
It's crazy that we do record for four hours and
then we have to cut out all that super PolyChar
stuff out because it's just too much.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
What is PolyChar?

Speaker 6 (01:31:11):
PolyChar?

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
Oh poly he's joking. That's what we say. We say
that all the time on the stuff we cut out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be our merch. Sorry, so PolyChar.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
But you know what we do. We're obviously very polychart.
But you know we should also do throw in some
Jesus stuff so this merch can really sell.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Yeah, Jesus and polychart. I'm polychart for Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Is PolyChar or should just be Paul Chard?

Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
I like PolyChar.

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
I think it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Yeah, it's kind of like polychore. But you're saying PolyChar
a work that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
We up stay polycharted with one set of footprints in
the sand.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Thank you, Adam merch mind.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
I got the merch mind of the group.

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
Yeah, it's merch I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Guys, Yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
Remake the chase.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Let's remake the chase.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
This ain't the chase.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
This ain't the chase. Porn, this ain't the chase.

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
We could get Charlie she.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
You know what we could do is we could produce
workaholics the porno.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Dude, We've talked about that so much.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Not a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
I did see something like I saw a thirty rock porno.
They have done this, Like, I didn't watch it, but
I saw a poster of the thirty Rock porno and
it looks so fucking cool.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
You said thirty rock. I thought you said third Rock,
Like like French Stewards.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
I want to see that, John Lithgow, You're giving me
the best blow job of my own life. Yeah, with
Fahatas I I like it. Durors came at me like
I'm a fucking asshole for loving. They're the most one
of the most popular things at Mexican restaurant delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
They're great.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
They're delicious, and you're gonna put exactly what you want
on it, the exact amount that you want on it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Why don't you cry about it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
You know what I like at a Mexican restaurant?

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
What a wet burrito? Okay, yo, good for you. Hey Todd,
can you drop the fart noise right now? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Dropped the part.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
That's what I like. Oh my god, talk about like
the build up and the no delivery.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Whoa the fact that this guy came through with wet burrito.
Wet burrito, just come hell.

Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
You know what's the second worst thing after the fucking
FA A wet burrito? Ship man, you fucking asshole.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
That's not good at all.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
So what do you get that's so delicious? Durs?

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Yeah, Jersey high and mighty, motherfucker, what do you get
come down from your mountain down?

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
These things called flower it's called tacos, tacos.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Well, that's essentially what FA's hard, dude, that's what they are.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Fahidas are dry tacos, your big tacos, fajida, burritos, tostados.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
They're all the same ingredients, package differently that's what they are.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
Kyle, you probably eat tostatles. Get the fuck out of here.
I do like to eat the ball. Do you like
to eat the ball?

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
I'm not going dude.

Speaker 5 (01:34:29):
I think that's hell of cool.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
And Kyle wonders why he's obis. He's like, I'm eating
a salad. Yeah, I eat because I'm on hot.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
I like foods where you can eat the ball.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
I'm going to disagree with the community, and I don't
like doing that. I like respecting the community as much
as I can. But because I watched that movie not
too long ago, because I was like, we should do
an R rated version, or someone should do an R
rated sort of uh, Harry and the Henderson's not somebody
someone maybe maybe us. Was that a fart? Yeah? Yes,

(01:35:07):
it goes right back to your mouth so quickly. Dude, God,
not a big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
It's like you taste it. Well.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
I got to talk Todd.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
If we could play all three farts that we.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Have now in the fart Bank.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Play them round.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
I snuck one in. I snuck one in. I snuck
one in about twenty five minutes ago. I threw one
day in there.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
Oh, I had to explain big timing to my seven
year old the other.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Day, like big timing, like like a baby and manny
fresh or.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
No, like when you get big timed by somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Okay, okay, uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Did I ever tell the story on here? What's the
name of the dude? Fuck? This is already ruining the
story the actor from he was like the Freddie Mercury guy,
the Queen actor.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Yeah, mister Robot, Rommy Mallick, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:06):
Yeah, Rommy. Did I ever tell my Rommy story on here?

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
You have not, don't think so, go off, king.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
So this is me thinking I was getting big times
so hard in a way that like I just couldn't imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
So let me tell you, Durs is not the one
a big time because he'll come at you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
He'll call you you big time of me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
He's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Hey, Kyle, sorry about that. Hey, we thought you were
big timing. Sorry Kyle, we thought you were big timing us.
And Durs has a story about just catch you up.
Durs has a story.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
About big timing, uh, starring maybe Rommy Malick.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
It's science right, Oh okay, great, go off.

Speaker 5 (01:36:44):
So. At Comic Con several years ago, Rommy Malick came
over to our table at a restaurant with Christian Slater
to be like, yo, like I watch your guys show Workaholics,
like love it, and he's like a younger dude. So
we're like, for sure you're writing our demo, man, like
you doing here?

Speaker 6 (01:37:01):
He was talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
The Robot show, mister mister Robot, and we were like, oh,
six sounds dope, good luck with that. It hadn't come
out yet, and like we were like, yo, Christian Slater,
fucking sick.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Yeah, cuff, he's your rage. Jersey's forty. He's not like
a super younger.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
Is he really well? He looks great, and I think
we can all admit that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
He's actor skinny. He's he's got that actor lean, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Dainty, a dainty man.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
So then cut to like two years later, mister Robot
came out, huge hit, right like everyone's watching it. He's
like in big movies. He's on the rise. And I
met some some like agent party, Agency party or one
of those I don't know something at some big restaurant
and I see him and I.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Go comic con. So it's all blurry.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
No, this is years later at like a different thing
following Spago. It was at Spago. It was nineteen eighty seven.
But so I see him and I go, hey, what's
up man? And he's like hey, and I go all right,
let me just like refresh this to his memory. We

(01:38:07):
met a comic con Hoders. He's like, we never met
and I go okay, okay, and he goes, uh right,
and I go, now, like, I'm from Workaholics, like we
talked at comic Con a couple of years ago, Like you,
I'm super stoked for your show, Like you're doing great.
He goes, I don't know you. I've never met you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Whoa, I don't want to know you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
And I go what And he goes, I think maybe
you met my twin And I go, oh yeah. And
I was like, oh, yeah, I met your twin. That's
what happened. I met a twin. I met your fucking
twin somewhere. Wait what and he goes yeah, and then
he points across the room and I see Rommy Malick
across the room. Then I look at this dude and

(01:38:52):
I go, this is Robby Mallick twin. Yeah, And I
go yo, I did not know and he goes, that's okay.
You don't have to talk to me and I go, no, yeah,
what's your name, like blah blah blah, Like does this
happen constantly? And he's like, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
He as.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
I have that one exact same story with Robby Mallick.
I have that poor same story. And we might have
been at that same party. I think we. I think
it was a w me party at Catch in LA
which is like a fancy restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
Yes, it's the Spago of Now.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
And I think we had just missed each other by
like fifteen minutes. I remember us being at the same party,
but we missed each other by a few minutes. And
ships in the night. And I had gone on a
trip to like a Vegas trip with Rommy Mallick, and
it was like a hilarious crew. It was like the

(01:39:51):
guy that played Hercules. It was a mule hersh It
was me, it was Rommy Malick, it was yeah, it
was Kevin, so hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:40:09):
That's the funniest, right. I got disappointed.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
It was kind of a bizarre crew. And so we
go to Vegas and I have a great time with these.

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
Guys, bunch of hot guys.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's why I was there. Boys, you're rolling
with some hot So I had like a weekend with
these guys, so I like know them now, you know?
And I see you Rommy at this party and I
go up to him and uh, I like cup his
titties from behind, Like I come up behind him and
like grab his titties sixteen And I'm like, oh, there

(01:40:43):
there's this piece of ass or something and something way inappropriate.
And he's like, excuse me, and I'm like, you just
start swinging what man? And he goes, I think you're
looking for my brother. I have a twinter. He like,
let the cat out of the bag right away, because
I bet you were there did it already.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
And I follow up and it's like, I'm done with
this shiite.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
So you gave him a lowdown. I'm from Workaholic is
the exact same thing that Dars told him.

Speaker 5 (01:41:10):
Right, He's like, what these are the dumbest guys I ever?

Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
I hate you. I hate your show, never seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
Not a fan, always sunny guy, broad Cities, better fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Off, fuck out of here, got here.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
But he's just always rolling with his twin to events.
That's tough. That's that's hard to like.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
I bet I bet his brother if I had to
guess his brother somehow involved in the business as well.
So it's like, yeah, when you go to like big
Hollywood parties, his brother's like, yo, I want to I
want to roll to that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
I would also say, as that twin, you want to
be able to point over to your brother and be like,
I'm not lying right now, because otherwise you have a
situation where it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
Oh yeah, if you're just right. That has to be
so annoying because Rommy is such a specific, super nice guy.
By the way, I don't know. Rommy's like a really
great guy. His brother sounds like an asshole, but.

Speaker 5 (01:42:03):
No, he's he was cool. He was I talked to
him for like, yeah, long enough to make it not
the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
This is our brotherhood, this is our youth group.

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
Kyle just had an emotional munging.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Yes I did.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
We just jumped on your belly.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Yes, But I learned at this podcast I did not
know munging. And I feel like the munk club that
we start here at, like the Ozarks. Maybe that's long
of the Month, Yeah, mung of the month.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
It defines mung angels, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
Angels, Oh my god, they've got guts.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
We all wear.

Speaker 5 (01:42:40):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
See, I don't want to do that because then I
don't want to explain that, Like we go out to
the bars, we're all wearing these people don't.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Know it, Adam, You're the only person who doesn't know it.
Everybody knows it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
No, people don't know it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
You could also say that it's a it's a mung bean.
You could say it's just we love mung beans.

Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
But also like mum, that's like a Vietnamese right, Like,
we don't want to confuse that either, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
And if we if that gets confused, guess what that
is pretty polycharged.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
So gonna we're off that exit stays left.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
We're off that. I think because me and Kyle's we
kept saying that if we were to ever start a band,
it'd be called better than Aerosmith.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
Aerosmith yep, and we were gonna do all no doubt covers.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
Yeah we were, Yes, we were.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
To me, I still would go on that mission and
go on a tour with you and do that, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
I would love to do that with you. I'd love
to do that with you.

Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
Who sings or are you guys both?

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Adam? I think I sing? Kyle is he plays all
the instruments.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
I'm playing the guitar. Yeah, I got a loop pedal
and some sick ass buttons.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
For the album. He plays all the instruments. But we'll
probably bring a few other people in for our live shows.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
Yeah, just to fill it out. Get dope, sound big,
you got.

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
Don't you got, don't speak, you got the words that
don't speak on lock.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
No, I would have to study. I'd have to study.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
You would need a carry out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
Don't tell me, because I would just keep saying spider webs,
spider web.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
That's cool too, I would support that spider Well.

Speaker 5 (01:44:15):
I'm just a girl. Spider webs, No Doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
It was something about that time. No Doubt was saying
spider webs a lot, and Blink one eighty two was
saying spiders all the spider that's at.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
The same time.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
It's not the same era, Yeah it is, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Yeah, No, I got a fart again. You guys want
to hear it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:33):
Those bands are like ten years apart.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
No, they're not.

Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
You guys down from when from when No Doubt popped
off and from when whatever the fuck out of the
band popped off.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
That's ten years Blink one eighty to two, No, you're
Incorrectnky two.

Speaker 4 (01:44:48):
Their first album was ninety four and.

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
Blink one eighty two's first, like album everyone heard is
what You're though.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Damn It nineteen ninety four, that's the one where they
were making fun of all the MTV videos while they
did and.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
They're huge one is like ninety seven or so.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
What Yeah, I was right in the wheelhouse. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Tragic Kingdom is probably no doubts like spotlight album and
then what is Blink one two? Is the one that
has all the small things.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
An emma of the state. Is there a huge album?

Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
Is it gonna tick off your pants and jacket?

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
That's not their huge album? I mean I love that
the best title though, but yeah, that's the best.

Speaker 5 (01:45:26):
Damn It the one that has like that. That was
the first hit.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
Yes, that was damn It. That is called damn It.

Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
So I guess that that was late nineties because that
was like, can't hardly wait. The party was getting busted.
Everyone had a skidadd all perfect song.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
So no, I take it back at cheshire Cat came
out in ninety five and that album.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Rock That's a cut though.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
That's a cut though, Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a
deep cut.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Wait, what happened to that? Other album? Came out in
ninety five?

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
And then it was ninety five, and then I think
the Damn It came out like the very next year.

Speaker 5 (01:45:59):
But why were you saying damn it came out in
ninety four.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Because I got the dates wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Honders ninety four was like fucking Weezer Blue album in
Green Bay, So you're a liar.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
He's the best of ninety seven. So now it is
a few years later.

Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
Right, I have those guys in separate eras because they're
also from separate like whatever we call those genres, Like
No Doubt is definitely alternative rock, and then those dudes
were like that next emo era.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
No no, not well, like No Doubt skewed ska and
Blink skewed pop punk, right, yes.

Speaker 5 (01:46:37):
But like but they're from to me, they're from two
different era.

Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
But also ska and punk are brothers sister.

Speaker 5 (01:46:43):
Skunk skunk as you know skunk music.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
They're gonna perform at the same festival.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Are they all in what's considered alternative? Like they're all
in alternative.

Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
Right, Yeah, they're all invited to vans off the wall.

Speaker 5 (01:46:55):
To wait to be fair.

Speaker 6 (01:46:56):
They're all music, right, Yeah, they're all music.

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
Well, I mean, I'm just.

Speaker 5 (01:46:59):
Saying they all make sound.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
Well, let's listen to Blake. Blake is our in house
music savant. Would you say that they are in the
same era and the same general vicinity of music?

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Absolutely? Absolutely titans of alternative when alternative was at its peak.
They were both founding Four Mothers and Father.

Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
That gonna do it. I won't do it. I won't
go there. I think that like Sublime and No Doubt
and the other bands from SoCal at that time they
had it was a different era Sublime and.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
Then dude, no, it was all Warp tour. I said,
off the Wall tour, it's all warped tour means yeah,
it's all swarp means.

Speaker 5 (01:47:37):
No, that's it's hord tour. And then Warped Tour came after.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Just shut your big yep, bro, I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:47:45):
I don't know what's what's down Adam saying damn it
came out in ninety four.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
I lied to he's the best liar.

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
And when did the No Doubt album come out in
ninety three?

Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
We never said we're crushing numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
I mean, I don't know. I don't don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
I came out in like ninety seven, ninety eight.

Speaker 5 (01:48:01):
Yes, this is important. This is what the whole podcast
is about.

Speaker 6 (01:48:04):
This is important.

Speaker 5 (01:48:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
I think no doubt my guests would be ninety six
Tragic Kingdom. I think it's ninety What is what is
your guess? It was released on October tenth, nineteen ninety five,
so the end of October.

Speaker 5 (01:48:17):
So these are apart from wildly these are a thousand
days apart. Do you know how much the world can
change in just a moment.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
Yeah, well said, really well said.

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
And I definitely locked myself in an old refrigerator down
there and definitely thought I was gonna die, Like definitely.
My mom was like, uh, don't do this, It's very dangerous.
And then I was like me and my friends were
shooting each other with BB guns in this room, and
I tried to hide from the bullets in the refrigerator
and was like if my buddy wouldn't have let me out,

(01:48:52):
I would have for sure suffocated. That's just one of
the many times I almost died.

Speaker 5 (01:48:56):
Was it on or was it just like down there,
I goes to the plug.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
Down, Yeah, no, it's just down there. It was like
they needed to throw it away.

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
Yeah, you couldn't get rid of that.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
Yeah, your parents are like, so there's a death trap
down here. Don't crawl into it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
We're not gonna get right to It would be so
fun to crawl into it, and it would be so cool,
but don't do it. Don't do this, don't do it.
Don't even try it, even though it'd be super fun.

Speaker 5 (01:49:19):
Did you ever lock your sister in there?

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Uh? No, I didn't. I wasn't mean like that. I
would normally try to make my sister because she really
wanted to hang out with me and my friends. So
we would be like, oh, you have to initiate by
climbing up. Specifically, it was you had to climb up
this ladder to a balcony in my garage and then
walk across this beam that connected the garage door to
this balcony, then turn around on that beam, jump the

(01:49:45):
eight feet across, hang on the balcony ridge, and then
fall to the ground, which, by the way, none of
us even were able to do it. We've all tried
and just bailed and had to jump down to the ground.
And I told my sister this, and she's like I'll it,
and she runs to the top of the ladder, misses
the last step, falls ten feet to her skull and

(01:50:07):
I yeah, and had a huge goose egg on her
skull and that's why she's cross eyed.

Speaker 5 (01:50:12):
I was gonna you're like, yeah, okay, so you're on
our team. We're playing Capture the Flag.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
Immediately like you're on You're on the team, and she's like, man,
I'm like, you're fine. You were fined, You're a fighter.
Wasn't that bad? Wasn't that bad of all year?

Speaker 5 (01:50:24):
Okay, let's toss that off.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
Sorry, mom, I got in some trouble for that one,
but I wasn't. I didn't like lock her into stuff.
It was mostly just like, uh, yeah, do this crazy
thing if you want to join our club, and thinking
she wouldn't try to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:50:37):
My brothers would put me in sleeping bags upside down.

Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, no, I did that move with my
little brother.

Speaker 5 (01:50:42):
Which is an absolute night mariage. Yeah yeah, because you
can't breathe, you can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
Claustrophobia, and you're just getting your ass kicks.

Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:50:51):
I like me and Adam used to just like stand
with it and fight like that, like put them over
our head and then fight.

Speaker 5 (01:50:58):
Right. That was like the plan. But then they be like, well,
fuck here, you're six years younger than us. We're just
gonna like scar.

Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
You just pick you up and just swing you around
at trees and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
Let's go take it. We're gonna take them to the
lake and drop them in time behind the car. It
was like the good Son with the Macaulay Culkin movie.
They got. They just watched that and they were like,
let's do all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
To our brother, all the psychotic shit.

Speaker 5 (01:51:20):
Yeah. I bought some new jerseys. I'm ready to rock
well cycling jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:51:28):
You mean cycling jersey. Yeah, oh yeah. I never thought
I was gonna be like the full Spanex guyoty mic
And then now I'm like head to toe Spandex stuff.
I'm looking. Well you're there, Yeah, no, I know. I'm
I'm in my late thirties now now I'm a fucking coop.

Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
And what you've what you guys have known about me
is that I've never really been embarrassed by your titties
wearing the kit the gear for certain things, you know,
like for running, the shorts have always been short.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
Yeah, they have, you know, And I know that when
you're in.

Speaker 5 (01:51:59):
Your your early twenties and you're at the gym, you
want to wear like long, cool basketball shorts. You don't
want to wear like a six. You want to wear
like Jordan's and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:52:08):
But you know what, carrot top, Carrot Top want.

Speaker 5 (01:52:11):
To wear the appropriate attire. Yeah, you gotta wear the
carrot on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
Yeah, Durors always rock some ship that I didn't even
know human beings rocked. I thought it was like only
cartoon characters dressed like that.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
Yeah, I had never seen somebody wear a cycling hat
to a party. And you did that, and you changed
the game. And he warned in the first episode, workhols
and shout out to you. You're a game changer.

Speaker 5 (01:52:34):
I've worn in several episodes. Are we looking here?

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
It's right?

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
I got Hollywood, Wow, Wow, I got like six outs here.

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
This guy loves a nice.

Speaker 5 (01:52:47):
So no take backs for me. But by the way, Blake, yes,
we all know that it's like a good thing to have.
But then like in practice, like when I was doing
the Shonda Show, she's like showing you how to fuck
like ry, She's like okay, so and like not even

(01:53:07):
in a way because you're wearing like your your you're.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
And no one tells how to fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
Well no, but my point is, uh, you're wearing like
your protective cup things, so like there's no anything going down.
And then she'll be like, if you could, just if
you want to, you can kind of stick your your
rear up in the air a little.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
More and just really drop it and move that.

Speaker 5 (01:53:28):
And it will it will, uh illustrate the sexual emotions.
And I'm like, this feels weirder than you not telling
me what to do. I don't know is that how
it works.

Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
I can't remember the ship do they have to?

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Is that the person who talks to you about it,
Like the director can't even come up and say like hey.

Speaker 5 (01:53:44):
Director can't and you can't talk to the actor like
you have to go through the coordinator, which I get
is good because like, right, you know if if like
who uh dude, I mean on the fucking Chris Rock movie,
I did like.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
Where you have a like tabasco Zara Dawson just.

Speaker 5 (01:54:02):
Like saw my butthole and like thumbed my taint with
a tampon and like I said, Okay, that's fine, but
I can imagine like people putting being put in compromised
situations and you're like, I wish I had a coordinator here,
but it makes things.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
Very like not sexy, not hot as awkward.

Speaker 5 (01:54:23):
I'm will you become like on guard. You feel like
you're not in it to get not nothing you want
to you When you do things like this, you feel
like you've made a pact with the other actor, like Okay,
we're actually gonna fuck. Uh No, you feel like you're
Bezza Pizza obviously joke. You feel like you're You're like, okay,
let's just figure this out, like we want to make.

Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
Sure, Yeah, what are you comfortable with?

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
What? Am I comfortable with you? Right here?

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
Here's what I because I had my first intimacy coordinator
on Woke in I say again, intimacy coordinator on Woke,
and I was coming from our world of Game Over
Man and Workaholics, where like, yeah, we're like we're like
comfortable on set with Adam's butthole being everywhere. So I'm like,

(01:55:08):
so when they kept approaching me with like are you
okay with this? Are you okay with this? I started
to be like maybe I'm not like they were freaking
me out. I'm like I was pretty sure everything was
going to be shot above the waist. I'm like, am
I going to show my dick? They started to make
me think I was going to do way more than
I was required to do and tune in to season
two to find I.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
Don't want to show my dick on the Gemstones, but
I do want to show my top pube I'm talking
about and your books were like, no.

Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
I want to share.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
I want to be clean shade. What pubes are you
talking about? Brist So just the top where you could
see the divot where you're like, does he have a vagina?
But you start to see like, oh, there's a there's
a hang there something you mean the base the base
of your dick, No, the top of the dick. I
know what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:55:57):
Oh, Kyle, I know what you're talking about. On your
body at him.

Speaker 6 (01:56:00):
That's what's crazy, Not that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Trust me, how you you you were in the End
of Bay. You looked at my dick for a fucking
long time. You know my did that four K zoo man? Yeah,
to cock my top co