The Elephants Not In The Room: Best Of Eps 61-65

The best of episodes 61 to 65. 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This is important the production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Let's go. I've had it. I've had a cold for
like two weeks now and it just will not go away.
And every day that it doesn't go away, I checked.
I just look at the COVID symptoms again, and I'm like,
can you get COVID one month after having COVID? That's
a pretty you could.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, dude, Yeah, you've got that.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Omnichrome? You got that fucking what is it called? That
new new Yeah, that South African? Yeah, what's it called?
It sounds like a transformer name?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well, they also sound cool as hell.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Optimus chrome coronavirus.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, that's the thing. We gotta name them, like stupid
or stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, name it so you don't want to get it.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, his kids are out here trying to get them
now because it's the cool thing to do. Which you got.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, you're like the motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I got Delta very Yeah, Omni Korn. That shit sounds
like straight up like a bad guy transformer Omni Kron.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
But yeah, luckily it doesn't seem like I have COVID,
so okay, good, but I can't shake this goddamn cold man.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, and what you're your home right now you're not filming,
because I feel like that's what happens as soon as
you have a little break from filming.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, I've been sick the last two weeks of filming,
and they're just they're you know, because I'm I'm the
lead of the movie, so they're juicing.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, be twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I feel like Michael Jackson where they're just like I'm
literally taking shots every day, shots in my butt cheek,
twelve in the body, be twelve. But then also like
this new uh it's basically like a z pak that
I take in my butt cheek and then are like
our giant medic is the guy that does it. So
it like feels like we're doing like drugs or something

(01:55):
because it's weird because I have to take it in
my ass cheek, but we do it on set, so
it's always like us ducking off into a corner and
he whips out a needle and just injects my butchert old.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Does anyone else know about this or is it sounds
like good guy's like, yeah, I'm a medic.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Come over here?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Is he cleared?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Is this guy? Yeah, it might not feel like a
needle and might not feel like it's actually in your asshole.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
He's like, he's a nurse, but he's hilarious. He's six five,
like three point fifty.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
He's like a house of a man. So it doesn't
seem like I've never seen a nurse this large.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
That's a huge nurse.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's one huge nurse.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Like you're telling me how you got a bush that
just don't quit? Huh.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, So what's up with your pubes?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
There's your title for the podcast, What's up with your pubes?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right, we're censored. Yeah, it's a whispy whispy joint.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
All right, whispy whispy.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Jay's kind of not happy.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
We asked, I accidentally I shaved all my pubes off.
I look like a little boy down there.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Did I say accidentally?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah? It was I was buzzing the chest and I
was like they were getting a little unruly whips, so
I was gonna I was just do a little trimmerout
on there, you know, like, and I didn't. I forgot
to adjust it back and so I just took out
a chunk and down to like basically nothing, and I'm like, yeah,
well fuck everything, yeah, perfect.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, I like it like that, dude, Yeah fuck, I bet.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
You are so so I look, I look uh ready
for Italy Michael like a little boy with just which
did the same size dick as I had as a child.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Bro, Yeah, it's pretty tight, funny how that works. So
are you guys fucking with the metaverse?

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Fucking each other?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
How'd you find out?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Are you guys fucking each other?

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Should we tell them? Blake Sweet, tell them, let's see it.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Let's keep that on the low, bro, the metaverse? No,
not at all, zero percent.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I refuse bullshit. Dude, you're gonna be such an early adapter.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah no, man, why cause I'm trying to live on
this planet, in real life, on this Earth while it's
still here.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
And is it early and is it early adopters? By
the way, before we move forward, is it early adopter?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I adapt early.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I don't even know if that's called adapting or if
it's just yeah, yeah, all right, I do an early
adapt Let's let's keep this thing moving down the pipe,
Let's keep this thing moving out of the pipe.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Hey, hey, hey, let's keep this moving.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Man, little word of warning. I'm second, No, I'm two
and a half cans deep.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
He's a can man.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm like fifteen milligrams and I smoked weed right before this,
So this might be one of them podcasts that the
last minutes I just aim a giggle hog smoke.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
We love it, bro, we support that lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Stay high, laugh at me.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, you've got to stay high in today's day and age.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Dude, you have to.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You're in the metaverse where everything's nice.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Can you guys tell him wear an eyeliner?

Speaker 5 (04:48):
H now that you mentioned it a little bit, can you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Actually very much.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
So you look like like a girl at a wedding
who like cried and is now just hammered on the
dance floor.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, it's just over just by the cocktail shrimp, just
slamming some slurping down some shrimp.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, it's a hardy. You look good.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hard for her third third slice of cake.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I guess easy target. I say hard target for work.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Right now, it's the last week shooting the Outlaws, and
uh okay, I go undercover to rob a bank and
kind of not really and it'll be in the trailer,
and uh so I'm like, I have eyeliner and ship
on for it. It's so fucking hard to get eyeliner off.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Dude, what do you mean you have eyelinder for it? Like,
is there a specific disguise?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is a specific disguise.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
I don't know if you spoiler.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, I don't spoil that. I know what it is, though.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's a good it's a good disguise. Uh don't, but
it's a good disguise.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Is that a line from the Dog the Shrek movie?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't know. Could be.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
I don't know. There's do you just did?

Speaker 5 (05:57):
You're Adam Nevine. You'll sometimes you'll say.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Sometimes say words, and maybe it had something to do
with what I'm dressed.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Hey, and that's why I'm here.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Uh no, But so they had they eye linered me
up and they it's impossible to get off. And then
I look insane for for the rest of the night.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Like, don't you say insane? But you look beautiful, But
go ahead go, Thank you, Blake, thank you for saying.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, your eyes are popping you Like, I know, yeah,
it looks it looks uh like I got a bad
case of the smoky eye. The smoky eye. It was
like a thing for a minute. Girls would get that,
but then you could fuck it up and it's just
kind of look like you've been crying, and that's what it.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Looked like, right, super hot, to be honest, I'm captivated though.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, thank you, thank you. I'm throwing out some sultry vibes.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Absolutely. Do we address the elephant not in the room
or do we just kind of like act like everything's
normal here?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Bully?

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Is that a fucking shot in my guy?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
It wasn't a shot. It's the sae.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
You called them an elephant, that's the same.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It was a fun I get it. It's a fun joke, dude.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Guys, Kyle is not worth us this week.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
He died, He chunked, He chunked out of existence.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
He had a prior commitment with Satan. He couldn't make it,
and we were like, what do we do?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
What do we do?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Do we just deprive the public of the community?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah? The community? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well if we could, I mean, really, we couldn't miss
today because it basically our super Bowl. Guys, know what
just happened?

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Right?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh God, please tell us?

Speaker 5 (07:29):
I don't know. We hang on Adam, do you have
any idea what he's talking about exactly?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I know you know, and I want Blake to explain
in detail.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Guys, they named the sexiest man alive.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Let's go. Greater it?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Is that what did you? Did you walk down a
little Yeah? Did you walk down a little path where
you were like, i'mann it's gonna be all let's goes. Yeah,
you're gonna do like you're like fifteen because you stop that.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Lets go?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
How many of you got hit us with it? How many?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I mean I only have four at the time, but
I think hit us with them.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I gave you all of them. Let's go, let's go,
let's go. Let's go.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Leave my friend alone. Dude, he's got four.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm just saying you, it's it's It's a great I
could see where you were going with it, and I
was excited aggressive.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Well, this one is pivotal.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
That's the one from the hurts rent a car we
go should we should we get.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
All of my least favorite things on planet Earth? And
that's not high purchase. That's the real deal, Tom Brady.
That guy bugs me so fucking much.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, why do you hate greatness.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Bro, I don't hate him. I don't hate the guy.
I don't know the guy. I'm sure he's super cool.
The word is bugs bugs man, he bugs. Yeah. First
of all, I hate people screaming let's go. That bugs me, dude,
I'm bog.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Well, you're losing. You're losing, brother, because that ain't going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I understand it will go.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
It'll go live in a nightmare, nightmare.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
That's why I liked your pitch, Dude. I think you
need to have a PSA where it's let's stop, let's go,
because it's gone too far.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's too far, dude. And then now so the Jersey
explain it.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Well, I was just gonna say, I'm with Blake where
we got to get you guys out there listening to
blast that hashtag let's stop, let's go, hashtag, let's stop,
let's go.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
We need to do a black and white PSA with
sad like piano playing in the background, and we need
to put it together. We need to call up all
our celebrity friends.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
All of them, the six and all half. Yeah, the
six and three of us are right here.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Eric Andre, Eric Griffin, Eric Griffin.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
It's all the error maybe Gillian Bell.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Eric Roberts, I met him once.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, we'll see man, And and I think we could
maybe finally put a stop to go.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Let's stop, let's go.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Yeah what you said now just didn't really work. So
wad you circled back to the thing.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
We Yeah, we circled right back to it. But yeah,
we have to. So anyways, it hurts rental car commercial.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah, it blew my god.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
We all started text like we all saw it within
an hour of each other. Yeah, I saw it, and
all of a sudden, the text started rolling in from
you guys like, have you seen this fucking thing? It's
Tom Brady.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, the whole thing is him.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
It's a hurts rental car commercial. It's just him saying
let's go, and then other people saying let's go for
the entirety of the commercial.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
And then the commercial says.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Let's go, let's go.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Yeah, him, And how do you feel about rental car companies?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Dude, Yeah, specifically hurts.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
He couldn't have paired with the most evil fucking corporation.
Just I mean, just the jugger, Like, come on, at
least go with an underdog if you're gonna go, right, like,
go with a budget. Go with somebody a scrappy little underdog.
You go with hurts the fucking evil empire kissed Now.

(11:18):
I'm t I I or died other people that were
part of our podcast. Maybe they weren't, maybe theybe they weren't,
maybe they died, Maybe they died.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I have no video evidence of whether some people are dead.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
And we don't care. We don't care.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, we don't. I don't care.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
It doesn't affect it, hurt us doesn't at all, never
think about it. Is it hurt I don't look at
the screen looking for another window up there with the
person in it.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I know it is shady that he hate that Kyle
uh released.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Okay, get this off your chest, that.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
He released and notes the sort of statement screenshot statement
green shot. Yeah, is that him or is that his people?
We don't know. We don't know. We don't know if
he's alive.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I did see some comments where people are like, we
deserve more than a notes screenshot, because that is I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
If the people relax, we deserve more, No.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
They do, they do well, that is, it does seem
like that is the lowest form of apology in today's
society correct is you you hit, you put your thoughts
out on notes, you screenshot it, and then you send
it to all your platforms. It's not very personal.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
And then it's hey, then it's by bitch.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
I will say, the guy is busy. This is how
busy people do it, right, He's too busy for the pod.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
That's why not buy it.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
What I'm saying though, are you.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Saying an asshole or is this a bitch movie?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I'm saying my boy might be venturing into asshole territory.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
And we heard that, We've covered it. It's bitch and
asshole combined. He's both. He's one of the first people
to be both.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Wow, that's pretty cool watching him transform into an asshole.
It's like an altered beast. We did say that as
soon as it was just the three of us, the
pod was going to really take off. And do you
think it's a coincidence that all of a sudden last
week everybody's like, you guys were are the number one
pod I listened to? I think it made the numbers

(13:13):
job for sure or Spotify rankings were insane?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, yeah, last and also last week we were we
were like number fifteen in the world. Yeah, so I.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Don't know in what in a category or this period.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
And now in period I think not definitely a category.
I don't know. Yeah, right told me once.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, like what is exactly the definition of sexy? Because heyes,
Paul Rudd, great guy, super handsome, doesn't age a lot.
But when I think like sexiest man alive, I'm trying to,
like you think the guys that get me, like, you know,
flood the basement man.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, it used to be more dangerous, right, sexy has
changed the definition of sexy's changed.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, I mean they given it to Jason Momoa yet
or is he's like next up? He's next up.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
He's gotta be he's too dangerous. It's too dangerous what
sexy is due too edgy.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
You know, he's got he's a family man. He's doing movies,
he's working a lot. He I think he's he's like
the lovable dangerous He's not like a strung out coke
guy or anything.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Sorry, he's a family he has kids.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I'm assuming he's got a whole gang.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
I love he's a family man. His kids, I'm assuming
he has I thought he was just married to Lisa Bone.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I mean, weird, wild dude with with with what I
assume he's packing. He's he's juiced up a few Okay,
there's been a few uh children out there.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
The wording the word choice.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
He's just the thing about Momo is, Hey.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Guys, did I tell you we're expecting you juiced up?

Speaker 4 (14:55):
You jewed up your wife?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:57):
For you, John.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
But that's all I'm gonna That's all I'm gonna announce
when me and Chloe have kids. I mean, like, guys,
guess what.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Guys asthmats, he's been juice Jaba juice, Jama juice.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Eric Griffin was in the break room like a day early.
His audition was the day after, and you know, Eric,
he was just kind of like, I'm here early, or
you do a great impression.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Adam.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I'm not the best Eric Griffin impersonator, but he basically
was like, yo, I'm here a day early. And I
fucked up, and I'm like, hey man, it's cool whatever.
And I went back to our writer's room and I'm
like I just met Montes. He's basically a Sinbad im impersonator.
And Adam was like, who is it. I'm like Sin worse.
I was like, it's Eric Griffin, and.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I remember you came in. You're like I just met
Montes and I'm like, oh shit, who and you were
like Eric Griffin and I know Eric from doing stand
up and I'm like hard pass absoluutely not. No, I'm
gonna say the name no, because Eric is I've become
really good friends with that go off. But Eric is

(16:04):
a total asshole. You know.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
No, he's super nice.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
He's super nice. He's super nice, but when you're coming
up in stand up, he's was just like like really
mean what Yeah, he was mean.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Like was he like checking kind of thing, like that
kind of comedy guy, very nice, like like uh, just
trying to like push you, just to test you.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah. No, he was like he's like the sage old
vet and he would always truly like the rookie really.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Because he was nervous. He was like, this guy's funnier
than me. You know.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
It wasn't like he wasn't mean, you know, he wasn't
like mean or whatever, but he was like he would
he was like I'm the veteran, he's the rookie. Hey,
you know that sort of dynamic. And so when I
was like, well, it's my show now. I don't want
this guy to come in and treat me like the
rookie when I'm the boss.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
So that's the initial response. But then he crushed I'm
the frost.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
So you wanted to exact revenge on him. You want
to be like, oh, you should have been nicer to me.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Well, and I have for for a decade now.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
So that is the origin. That's where all the malice
comes from.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, huh, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Wow, the tables have turned this guy.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
But then he crushed his audition and he was super funny,
and I you know, has become a great buddy of mine,
a household name.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Why why is stand up like that?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Why are people so cutthroat and mean to each other
and stand up and not uplifting at all?

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Because stand ups are angry loaners.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Well you have to be yeah, yeah, I mean for
the most part, I think yes, uh, stands are angry loaners,
and you, uh, you have to be a little bit
of a ego maniac and even even to want to
do it where you're like, what the ship that I'm
saying is important enough to go on stage? So there's
levels that it's important. There's you know, people that are

(17:57):
are pretty chill and cool, and then there's a griffin,
that fucking asshole.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Sexiest video of all time.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Exiest video of all time.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
And like, let's take a moment just right off the
top of the dome.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Okay, okay, let me give my instant reaction donkey Tony Braxton, Like, wait, no,
that's when she's like judging deuce coming off the elevator.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Did I remember that those guys were handsome?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, you're right, that is Blake's favorite. Let's go could
call dude right off the top of the dome. I remember,
right off the top of the dome. But he thinks
of a female video judging.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah, but Tony Braxton was so hot that that let's get.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Off the top of the dome. That was a good one.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Crazy that that's the first one that came just off
the top of the dude.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
I love just Tony Braxton so much.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
I still.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Her video to have that be the sexiest video of
all time.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Wow, you said sexy and I envisioned Tony Braxon. No, yeah,
I think it was you're making me high.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
You're making you are correct. I remember watching that video and.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Then it would be like the elevator doors open and
then a fireman would come out and they'd like rate
them like a ten.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's what Blake liked.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Can I say something honestly regarding that video? I do.
I do remember being watching that video and going, you
know what, I'm gonna watch this all the way through
because like it's not a big deal. I'm not like homophobic. Yes,
these guys are out here, they're taking their clothes off,
so women take their clothes off and in videos all
the time. I can sit through this, I can enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
That was progressive of you.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Yeah I didn't. It wasn't my favorite sexiest video.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I don't know. If the Top of the Dome that
would be the first one I rattle off. Sorry, yeah,
I feel like mine was Ricky Martin where he had
his shirt off under that water via Loco I mean,
or that Hello Cool Jay where he's also under a
waterfall with the shirt off just off the top of

(20:05):
the dome. If I'm just spitting off the top of
the uh no, it has to be like Shakira she
wolf right, that's pretty good, remember that video?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Or she's just like wearing like butt ass naked she's
wearing like flesh colored like, yeah, is she is? She?
She could be? Wait?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Can I fuck with you guys here though?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
With us?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Aerosmith?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Oh god, Aerosmith from the seventies?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Wait, come on, hang on, come on?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Crazy with his Donner and silver Star.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
And they go to like a strip club and like
dance and for Blake, there's that farmer guy and there's
the gas station guy who might as well have been
you and who they go in they like, they like
start stealing stuff in the gas station. He's like, yeah, okay,
you can take it.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Well, should we talk about the elephant not in the
room right now?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Again?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well? Yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
I guess we should because they're probably like, wait, what's
different about the.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Community is probably a buzz right now? I feel like
the community is a buzz Arugloids are probably gonna throw
their salads away when they hear the news.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
You're never gonna believe it. Actually, you're probably gonna believe it.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
You're gonna believe it. Prick Cia Kyle quit the band.
He's out. He said, treat me, go on, please play
a little bit of that some more. I'm out.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, Prittycia, Yeah, big, you're you're king
Arugloid has.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Left the building for he's betrayed you.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
For for the time being. I guess what his people
told us we were contacted by his people.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Was that he was busy. And you know, he's busy.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's fine, he is busy.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
He's busy, and he told us his people didn't tell us.
You know, when you work in this business of show
sometimes there's a lot of pressure coming at you from
all these big corporations taking over all this, and you know,
sometimes it weighs heavy on the shoulders and you gotta
do what you gotta do. And he's doing that.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
It's a bagel. Yeah. And are we afraid now that like,
you know, I don't want to say dead weight, but
the weight that has been cut. Are we afraid the
podcast is gonna be too good? Now?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
It's gonna soar? Yeah, get a potty.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Right, I'm a little afraid, just like we found a
real nice pocket with Kyle, with the four of us
of just sort of middling, you know, just kind of
you know, just sort of not not doing too great
with the podcast. Yeah, uh huhh. And now I'm afraid
we're gonna now we're gonna have to compete with the
rogans of the world. Right, We'll be right up there,

(23:00):
you know, with the other shows that are big. I'm
sure there's other big podcasts. I just don't listen.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
There's gotta be other big ones.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
There has to be other big podcasts. Yeah, probably about murder.
People love murder.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Podcasts, Probably about murder. I feel like always Sonny just
threw their name in the hat.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It's being first of all, sipping our tea, chugging our
kool aid.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, we were the first to do a podcast ever.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Absolutely, and now it's our podcast is going to be
too good. It's going to be a runaway freight train.
And I'm nervous for that.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
So yeah, yeah, should we rename it?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Maybe two Assholes in a Bit.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh my god, god.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I remember I went. I paid. It was like they
were super expensive. They're like six hundred bucks or something,
and I had to ask my mom, like, yo, I
can't cover this, and she's a sweetheart, and uh, she
gave me the money to have the money or whatever.
We're probably all the money to go get them. And
they were atrocious. The guy made me do five looks.

(24:07):
Remember this durs like.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
That he would hated these people. I'm a blow them up.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
They're the worst.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
And Michelle or some shit.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I have no idea who I would to. But he
made me wear a like tank top. A wife beater
is what they used to call them. Yeah, right, and
uh I had I held on to a chain link
fence and then looked over my shoulder like this.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, yep, you know why great ass the ass man.
They wanted the ass and there it is.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh you think they saw that ass and we're like,
this is what's going to get him fired from some
Domino's commercials.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
And they were for sure you were going to be
in porno. But yeah, I digress. All right, Okay, here's
the reveal.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
I was just cleaning up my office, throwing some stuff
away the other day. Came across like the last ten
of these Are we fucking with this guy? Oh much?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh my god? He doesn't age not smiling.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I'm not smiling at all.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Well you don't. You don't smile in a theatrical I.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Feel like you that's the perfect guy to be like
in the like a ncis like special Victims and you
are the rapist like that, I would cast that guy.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Oh sure, you're yeah, like you think it's somebody else,
and then but it's in the back of your mind
you're like, it's probably that dude.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, he's like you're like the You're like the athlete
that everyone is like, Oh man, he's the best, he's
the star athlete in high school.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
He's in the early part of the episode, he's like,
I drove her home. Uh, she was fine, and then
I left.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I don't know, she was a real great girl. Yeah,
and then and then all of a sudden that the
turn is it's it was you all along, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
And then I went straight to hockey practice. And then
I wasn't why didn't you.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Get hired for shit like that?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
That sucks, dude, Yeah, what the.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Fuck truth be told? I think, like you just said,
I got five hundred of these made, right, yeah, and
it costs one thousand dollars And I was like, and then.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, it was so fucking expensive.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Whoever sent them out, they like sent them all out,
and then they were like and then we'll need more,
and I go, no.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
It was such a racket, dude. As soon as they
were like a, you don't need headshots are kind of
you just we could just email photos of you. Yeah,
I mean, I was like, thank you fucking god.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I was just remembering, did you guys ever do like
odd jobs like you were talking about Taylor, like driving
up in for five hundred bucks, which sounds like a
freaking dream gig back?

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Then did you have to do like.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I remember, task rabbit? Did you ever get to the
point where you were just picking up weird ass side
jobs like that? Like I remember going to somebody's garage
and like building a shelf.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
You were a task rabbit?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
You were task Yeah. Yeah, I did a task rabbit
as like an experiment, I as I needed to pay rent.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Can you imagine you need to get some furniture built
in Blake Show? Sorry I'm late. It took me four
hours to find your place.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, you drove the wrong way down the freeway.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
I didn't bring tools. Did I need some? Okay?

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yeah, my bad?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I thought I could just screw the shit in by hand.
That's all cool, No, all it really was. I remember,
just like building people's Ikea furniture.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
How did you find them before? Task grab it?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Wait? I don't how did I not know this about you.
I mean I was living with you at the time
that you were doing this.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Correct snaky, Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
You're making this sneaky.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
But you were an angry loaner, Adam.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
I was busy baiting.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
You didn't give me the time of day. Man, You
don't remember how how poorly you treated me. Just didn't
even look in my direction, never asked me how I
was doing.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, how do you think of that furniture in your
fucking apartment got built? Man?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, man grabed me. That's the exact opposite.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
When we were roommates, I wanted to hang out with
Blake all the time, and he just wanted to count
his change, sitting cross legged on his bedroom floor. That's
all he wanted to do.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
I did.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
I definitely did.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I'd come into his room. He was always counting his Yeah,
he was almost like counting his like pennies and nikolay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Well, you know I had like a I had like
a little lom what do you call a coin jar whatever?
Remember when you would get the uh the fucking sparklets
like water jug and try to fill it with change.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
We're talking coinstar action here back.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
That's the thing you didn't use Coinstar. Coinstar takes a
fucking cut, dude.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, that's what I was like, just take it to Coinstar.
They'll they'll count it for you.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Hell no.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
And I'm also like, even the bank will count.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
It for you, right, no, no, no, no no. You
buy sleeves, you count them out in stacks to fill
the sleeves.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Times.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I'm not about to give coinstar what they take, Like
the bank does it for free. Na, not not a
big ass sparklets, Jug, You're not gonna cut count my
whole sparklets.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Jug.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
They pour it into a thing.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
They just put it into a machine. They pour it
into a thing. It's not like some poor woman has
to sit back there and count penny by penny like
you do on your bedroom floor.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Hey, Also, I didn't have much to do. It was
between task.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Rabbitsake's very tactic. He's a tactile person. He likes the
smell of the coins on his fingers.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, absolutely so when you say that about me, I'm
not giving. In the time of day, I would always
come in. I'd be like, hey, let's go do something.
I mean, we even dated roommates.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, I yes, I know. I couldn't shake you.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
So I want it so like when we would I
I and the only reason I dated that girl was
to get closer to you.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Like, wow, stop, perfect zip it.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I just want to be closer to you, dude.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
You're not that guy. I'll trust me, dude.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I never got sick of Blake. Blake immediately was like
I'd be. He'd go like, hey, are you going over
to their house tonight? Uh? And I'm like, yeah, yeah
you And He's like then no, then cos I'm just.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Gonna sit here carpooling into our girlfriend's house.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
I mean the same gus, smart. You guys have always
been ahead of the curve, always been sneaky, dude.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
So task grab it so uh, I I did not know.
I thought task grab it came after we'd done the show.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
It did Blake is doing Craigslist or something.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
It must have been Craigslist. Then I would like, go
down the thing and it would say, we'll pay you fee.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I could also see Blake. We did season one of
Workholics and Blake being like, I'm gonna pick up a
few task grabits.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Were usually easy and you get a good story out
of him. It'd be kind of fucking sick to enter.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
What's one story?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Name one idiot? And I got plenty of real.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
L one good story. They came out of this.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Dude like, there's plenty.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
I was in this garage and I like put this
bookshelf together.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
And the girl turned out to be just this girl.
It was cool.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
He's like, do you want water?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
And I was like, oh, wait, is there like something
in the waters of that I don't know?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
And there wasn't and there was.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
It was just water water.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Three hours and twenty dollars later.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
No, I never did well. I mean when we first
got to l A, I remember me and our old podcast.
Remember I can't remember his name. I can't remember his name. Sea,
uh freaking Sea kyll the treat me. Then he lied,
tried to hide. We we we did like in the

(31:23):
middle of the night. It was illegal what we were doing.
Usually we would go and break into people's homes and
we were ca burdlers, essentially breaking were they're sleeping to
take their ship.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
We'd steal necklaces. Oh dude, we were necklace leaves.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
And then jerk Off Jewel Alliance. Uh, he was a
huge luicy k fan, our old podcast member.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
So now that Kyle quit do he always called him
a bitch, But Kyle treats quitting a bitch move or
is that an asshole move? Leaving us?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Was this a bit oh too?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
You know?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Now that's a great debate right there, speaking of Dave King's.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Podcast, but uh check it out. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
To some of us, I feel like, yeah, it could
be taken as a bitch move, and some can kind
of feel like an asshole. I guess it depends if
you're an asshole or a bit yourself. You might since
you guys are assholes, you're kind of in the alpha
side of things, you might be like, oh, that's a
freaking bitch move because you guys, you know, you're you're
just so strong and intimidating.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
That yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
And you know it's just like you kicked someone off
the island. But for someone over here who's just a
little bitch in the corner, I'm like, oh, gosh, man,
that feels like a real asshole to abandon me to
these these wolves of friends that I have because I'm
I'm scared friend wolves.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
If he does another podcast, mm hmm, that's asshole, Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
If I don't think he started another podcast if I
had to, if I was a betting man and I am.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I wish I tune in.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Hey, I don't know, I don't know. Maybe he would
do something else in a different vein than just you know,
talking with your best friends.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, it would be a different it'd be h ping
pong and podcasting together while growing vegetables.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
See, you don't listen. It's it's pickleball, okay, Adam, you
don't listen, And maybe that's why Kyle is gone.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
All right, Sorry, he got into pickleball like the rest
of the world.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
You know, Hey, I still want to play. I think
it sounds pretty fun.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
We only have like five or ten more years left
of like a lot of the animals on Earth and
like Coral and like, so let's just go out and
see it while it's still here, because it's all gonna
be gone very soon.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Blake, you're on the internet all the time, man, Yeah,
well it's mine. Don't get on your high horse and
pretend like you're not always on the internet.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
You're the only one of us that knows how to
photo shop, so you're like.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
See, you're one of my more plugged in guys. When
it comes to the world of the internet. Well, I
bet you have more than three. I only go to
three websites, pitch, what are It's porn Hub, Gmail and
the and then the other one's debatable.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
You porn and it's porn hubs.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
The other one, I mean it's it's it's like maybe
deadline Hollywood to find out stuff about.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Like, I don't know your adversaries.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Goodbye of my adversaries.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
You go to wait, what were the three?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Gmail, porn Hub, Gmail, porn Hub, You porn, And I
don't go to you porn.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
I'm pretty pornhub loyal.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
You know what's crazy? Go to you porn every once
in a while. It's got a different vibe. The videos
have a different kind of thing that might catch you
off off guard. They're probably once a month is just
check it out and go whoa.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
That's a different interface.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
It's a little shittier, it's a little kind of grimier.
If you're like looking for a less polished thing every
once in a while.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
This is you porn.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
You know what I don't like about that, though, is
if somebody is using any of your devices and they put,
you know, into the search bar looking for YouTube, and
you go to uporn more than YouTube. That's gonna be
the first thing that pops up.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Sorry, you don't. You don't use the like.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
So you have to have a special computer. As a dad,
you have to have a special computer.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
With that. With that, it's like you put like black
tape on it or something. You're like daddy's computer.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Leave it alone, Leave it alone.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Don't touch the one with the giant X on it.
Drop it. I guess any sticker would work.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Remember the Austrian guy who had like the eighteen doors
down to the dungeon where he kept his like kids
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah, the one that looked I exactly like you as an.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Old man exactly. That's where I goodbye. That's where I
keep the porno computer, just behind eighteen doors.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, I have a I have a little hidden department
compartment right behind my uh.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
No, you said department, my tile.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I have a whole department store of porno.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
It's just underwear on racks that you like squeeze when
you It's like a Macy's.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Cartoons were hot.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Now.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I never wanted to fuck cartoons. I'm like, right, I did.
I never wanted to rabbit.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
What's okay? What about the money space.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Jam Jasmine from Uh Aladdin. Yes, Pocahontas, those are my
one two punches. And then Jessica Rabbit was okay, but hey,
too much going on.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Don't say a punch about two web You're like, those
are my punches, My one two punches are these two?

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Well, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
You know what I can't and what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
I know what you get.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
You get angry, I get.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
I never saw a Pocahontas. Is that a good movie?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I don't remember it being good. I remember her being
I remember her being like.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Okay, the song, the songs very heavy, Okay, yeah whatever,
I've never heard the wolf.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Have you ever painted with the colors of the Winter?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Who wrote that?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Imagine? Imagine if you could Bill.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Collins probably always he was all up in. And then
they have the other one that was like savages, savages,
bare human.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
And that's the one that really stuck with you.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
It was problematic, dude. There was like four songs in
the movie. There weren't that many, Okay, it was it
was weak.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
You're so uh you just watched this because because what
you have a daughter, so you're always just like throwing
on the old school.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Uh like, yeah, is that what you're doing?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Movies? No? I mean like no, this is gonna lean.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
There's no b et on cut anymore.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
So like late at night, I just memory Road. I'm
just like, what's up with those Disney movies?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Were they good?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Everybody's asleep, Daddy's gonna go watch his Disney movies?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Some of them Hold up. Beauty and the Beasts holds
the fuck up?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah, that ship is fucking rocks old.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
The Little Mermaid music is strong.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, Sebastian carries that movie. If we're being honest, what's.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Up with you and your weekend?

Speaker 5 (37:57):
A lot of soccer for kids?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Yeah? Baby? What is that like? Der? Do you like
any of the other dads? What's what's it like?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
I'm so drunk, I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Do you like the other fathers?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Because you got you have to like befriend these other
these families, right, these other friends of people.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Right.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I feel like my parents put like my mom liked everybody.
But I feel like my dad just went through like
eighteen years of putting up with people yeah yeah, and
being like, yeah, it's fine. And then as soon as
I graduated high school, he was no longer friends with
any of them, and he got a completely new group
of friends. Yeah, he was like, yeah, I'm fucking out later.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Fucking They're fine, They're okay, they're cool everybody. You know.
You're just there to make sure the kids are having
a good time.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Okay, all right, coded language.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah, No, that is weird though. That's like the whole
thing about the process is like the of course you
want your kids to have friends, but when when you're
an adult, it's being friends with the other parents, and
it's like, right, people are fucking weird, dude. People are weird.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Yeah, we have their own little things. And by the way,
you don't want to like get too close because then
next season your kids are on different teams and you're like.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Ben, dude, ship competition straight up, mighty duck.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
And then and then your kids are like, but why
where's where's uh Wolf Jason Mamma's kids?

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Yeah, Wolf, you got a couple of assholes coming for
the bitch of the crew.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
And if I become the fucking punging bag, I'm out
of here.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
That's an event. How about the event is that I
can't take it.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Anymore and you blow your frand well, first of all,
you said punging bag And you said punging?

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Is that how you talk?

Speaker 7 (39:36):
You?

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Yeah, hide behind your sound.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Uh No, I don't. I do not think uh that
we would continue if one of us were to perish.
I think perishing, we might do one final wrap up,
sort of give the guy the guy who died his flowers,
you know.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I would I would think that that would be one
of the the saddest, like just you guys would be
crying the whole time, right.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
No, no, no, we would make it fun. We would
make it fun.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Why didn't you cry like the whitest kids? You know?
Those guys were, Yes, that was so good, talking about
their homie passed away.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
They went on to anymore, r ip your flowers delivered?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
They went online to kind of tell everybody what exactly happened,
because it was shrouded in mystery.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
It was what happened. I didn't. I didn't know. I'm
not I'm not privy.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I think what Finally, I mean, it was just a
terrible it was an accident.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Let me because let me just say, we can't finish.
The guy with the sound board doesn't even okay, So
they all got on to announce it, and then they
basically said he died sucking his own dick.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
And like drowning in his own come and they were
they played it so straight and it was so so funny.
That is the best, you know, that's how you would
want it, That's right. If you guys didn't do that
for me, i'd.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Be yeah, yeah, no, I mean that is how maybe
you would want. But I don't if my parents they
listened to the pod and that's how you guys put
me out, I don't know if they'd be like, yeah, man,
they fucking gave Blake a really great send off. Remember
when they said he like died.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
From Yeah, but like parents would get it. They'd be like, oh, like.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, Like are your parents cool though, or are they bitches?

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Because I'm raised by bitch.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Well, like if I could rock girls style with like
out getting in trouble or like being judged by my
fucking peers, no one's gonna like those no butt pocket
jeans were kind of fire, dude.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Let me tell you something. Go throw them on now
and you'll get like pr about it. Yeah, yeah, right,
I know people will say like you're brave, you know.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
I feel like that's when the it was kind of
like a low rise Jean. It was dope, dude, that
shit was.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
But also they have purses, like where are you putting
your wallet in your phone?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Really? Do you remember how low the low rise was
for me in christ Or I mean I don't remember
it really.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Uh it was was it? Oh? Yeah? But the women's
were crazy. The zipper was this.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I don't remember that. You were more you you you
were more into the designer jene thing.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I know that was like if you were in like
the Black Crows or something, then you could rise do
the low rise. But other than that, nobody was rocking little.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Feaver Dog.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Come on, dude.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember it being a guy.
It was I I remember just Christina Aguilera is like
literally her top pussy was hanging out of her.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Out of her many pussies, the top one was hanging
out the top, the top part of the puss.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Well, no, it was just it was like super in
to just show your tummy off, dude.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
It was a time for tummies, big, big tummy face.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
The lower part of the tummy. I feel like recently
it's been like an upper tummy.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah, you're right now, it's up.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
What is the deal with the shirts? They're like, look
at the top of the bottom of my ribs above
my belly Button's.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
That's the show off under boom?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Do girls not know? That's not a good look hot?
What's okay? What is good about?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I think what it is it is it's skin. I
feel like any amount of skin.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
You say, no more, I get it.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
It's your skin, you're saying, because now girls are kind
of wearing the Yeah, the pants way up higher, like
almost past the belly button, right right, Well, you know
what I think it is is kind of a little
bit of a hack. It's almost like when you wear spinks,
like how it kind of like sucks everything in.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
It just makes the it makes the form look nice.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
And once again, we know chicks.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Dude, we know chicks.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Whatever, ladies, your form looks nice.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Let's bring the let's bring the pants back down. Let's
get belly chains back. That was another thing very jealous of.
I wish I had a belly chain without being judged.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
You you're jealous of it, real choir?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah, man, that's fucking cool. That's fucking belly chains.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Okay, Yeah, no judgment here, but it seems like you're judging.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
I'm not, uh why he's full of wonder why.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
The more chains on your body the better, Like, come on,
the more you can bling out?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
You can't do it, Blake, you live in Los Angeles,
a city where you if you want to wear belly chains,
more power to you. I feel like wild stuff that
you could really do whatever the fuck you want to do.
And people are like, all right, yeah, but can I do?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I think about this a lot. I'm like, can I like.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Continue?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
He's always thinking about that. Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Constantly on Amazon waiting for the right belly chain to
pop up. Huh, And they're just not out there, nobody's
producing them.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
No, It's like, can you.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Really reinvent yourself like that hard? Where? Like I just
like if I started rock in a belly chain, they'd
be like, is Blake really doing this? Because like his
his soul told him to?

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Don't you haven't you met anybody from high school that
reinvented themselves? When you like run into him again and
you're like, but okay, I see that you You you
picked a lane and you went right down the pipe.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Well, I think you you would have to ease into it.
I think you first get you got to start wearing
some belly shirts.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
I don't know. I think if you just like you
move to a new town.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I think I think you move into belly shirts, go
on jogs, wear like short shorts and and like a
belly shirt, like as if it's like an ironic eighties
workout type thing.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Like a like a like a football practice jersey mesh.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
There we go.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Now we're talking Walter Payton post.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
And then you get and then you do something like
you wear like an ear ring that hangs down or.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Something, yeah, like a feather. It pierced my ear.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
You pierce your ear. Yeah yeah, and it hangs down,
which is popular now. And then and people are like, Okay,
he's doing a thing. And then you move on to
no pockets on my jeans. You rip them off. You
hire as a kid to come over to your house
and task grab it.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
All the I go install live, I show them ripping
the pockets off my jeans.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
I show the transformation happen.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
And then you gotta get a nipple pierce because I
feel like if you have a belly chair, there's like
an eighty five possibility that you also have a nipple pierce.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
By the way, Kid Cutty was just like in my
news feed of the kid Cuddy shows off his nipple
piercing and I'm like, this isn't my news feed, And
it was just like an open button shirt with his
nipple piercing out hot hot.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
It knows what you like, Oh, it knows.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, well it knows. I have a friend who's who's
been thinking about this for a long time.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Dude, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Though, also with like a dude like me, you know,
like I'm not I'm not making waves like that anymore.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
There's dudes now.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Dude's like you do blake. You gotta believe in yourself
you make.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Maybe you're not even a dude like you, Maybe you're
a dude like somebody else. Have you thought about that.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I'm just saying, like, I don't know if Bell he
changes my lane like you said it was, los Bird's
gonna do it. You're the one saying you're the one
who brought up You're talking me off the ledge.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Brother, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
A buddy of mine's dad had a computer in the garage.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
It's it's Adam. I already know.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
It's Adam, a bagel buddy of min Ye his dad
when we were kids, and I remember in Blake's favorite decade,
the nineties, Adam and I always was like, what a
weird place to put a computer in the garage, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I was like, in the garage, sow you get range,
And now I understand why it was there. Really, that
really just dawned on me within this conversation that he
was going to the garage because that was computer that
children were not allowed to touch.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Yeah, some guys work on cars and some guys work
on their.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Loop something else, lubed the pipe jiffy loube.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
What's funny Adam's I was ready to come to this
guy's defense, and I'm like, yeah, he for sure just
didn't work at home. And then I was like, yeah,
but he's beating off.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
In there because he didn't work at home. He had
a job, he left.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
He put he put in some hours, though he's punching
in some work.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
In the metaverse, I was so hyped on the bros
that would get busted on zoom calls like beating off
and they thought that I.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Thought that guy tube or whatever, Like I didn't realize
the intricacies of like they were on a zoom call
and then they're like, hey, guys, let's take a five
minute break, and everyone broke off. Some people didn't. He
thought he did, and then just started beating off and
then they were like, hey Tube, by the way, we're
like seven months late on this. This poor guy is

(48:48):
just like but anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Who was he? Sorry? Who was he?

Speaker 5 (48:53):
He works for like the New York Times, I think
a reporter, like a journalist, right, and didn't realize he
was still on zoom and they were like Jeffrey and
he was like, oh fuck, So.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Then his headset wasn't on, so he's just double fish.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Going feury like like, by the way, one out, he's
only got five minutes.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Your boobs are huge.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
He immediately called people and apologized and was like, oh
my god, so sorry, doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
No, you gotta double down. You gotta double down, You're.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Out the door. The headlines made it seem like this
dude was just like on the download, like what, I'm
not doing.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Anything totally, just a lot of shoulder movement.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah, did I do that?

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Have you guys been constantly recognized with your masks on?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Have we constantly have you.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Been constantly recognized with your mask on, like in public.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I've never worn a mask.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I don't know. I wouldn't say I'm done wearing it.
I'm done wearing it. I already caught COVID.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
So I never have. Yeah, I'm an anti mask.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Blake's Blake's anti masko.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I uh, I feel like the first time that I
ever like was out in Like I took a flight
to where the hell did I go? I think it
was to Atlanta jet and I was already feeling very
like anxiety ridden that I was amongst people and I
just didn't want anybody around me because we were so
freaked out by this whole fucking scenario. And then like

(50:24):
right out of the right out of the gate, somebody
walked up to me like, hey, are you Blay from Workaholics?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
And I had the mask on.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
And did you have the hair up in a buner
a hood or what?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I had it back in a ponytail. But maybe these
like really sleepy baby blues just uh just lourdening in
but they.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Reckon, do you think you have sleepy baby blues?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I feel like it looks like I have like very
weighed down stoner eyes.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, yes, I feel like I don't know if the
color of your eyes are sleepy. It's the fact that
the dark circles around around.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Your Yeah, you're I think you're just tired. Just say tired,
my tired.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, you got a real thick pack.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Pitah, don't worry about the eyes. I got the pits.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
That's what Chloe always says. She says that I look
like a person that's five years younger than my actual age,
but who's really tired all the time. That's what she says.
She's like, you just look five years younger but really tired.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
I'll take it out, I'll see.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Wait what I keep getting recognized like, I don't understand it.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Okay, jors, we get it.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
You're famous, you're movies.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Yes, I didn't think about that. Yeah. Yeah, but it's
weird because you're like, you barely recognize your own friends
if you like, rolled up something or you'd be like,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Well, I feel people are used to seeing people with
masks on now, so it's I feel like you can
recognize in this part of the pandemic, it's a little
easier to clock people because you're used to seeing everybody
in masks when at the beginning.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
By that rational like if we wore full bodysuits long enough,
I guess we would figure out how to recognize people's
movement and shit.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah, their walks, their body types.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Like how Shredder in teenage Bean Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Okay, a p this is what we were waiting for.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Go off King.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
The way that his secondhand guy described the way that
turtles were fighting, it was familiar. It was something from
the past.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I like to think that you just started this conversation
just to get this point, and I'm here for it.
Let's talk about freaking Shredder in his past.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
By the way, that movie, it's heavy, it's not.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Talking Ninja Turtles won nineteen what Ninja Turtles one.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
From nineteen ninety or whatever, nineteen ninety ninety ninety one. Yeah,
as a game opens up the way it's shot.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Who did the first movie?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
It feels like it's Tim Burton. I know it's not,
but it's like.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I think it's Stephen something. I don't fucking know. Our
producers might know it's Stephen.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Spelberg, Yeah, that guy.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Dave's like Kayla Berg coming off hot off of et
went right into Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Did you see it in the theaters? Boys?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yes, yes, I did. Yeah, because I I remember when
Rafaelay's Damn. It shook me to the chorum, like, oh shit, shook, motherfucker.
They they cuss, They.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Cussed, absolutely shook when he goes damn.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
The turtles cuss.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
You didn't like that? I love that.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I know you're a bad boy.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Well yes, but it was like it was like a
grown up like whoa Like when you see your parents
like fighting physically.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
When you when your parents make you watch some fuck.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Oh my god, when you see your mom stop on
your dad juicy chest right, you know that.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I guess your parents like let them know now, Like, hey,
if I were to die, Adam and durs are gonna
talk about how I need to have my stomach pumped
from guzzling too much jizz and I didn't, and that's
why I died. I suffocated with the amount of I
drowned in jizz.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
I've thought about like having funny montages or songs at
my funeral for sure, like where it's just like when
people show up and they're like, oh man, this is
crazy that like something happens with the like, oh, we
got to get out of here. Why are we even here?
Why did he do that? Why do you play that montage? Yeah,
let's go, Fuck this.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Dude, let's go. Let's get.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Sorry, I miss I misspoke. Let's let's let's leave.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Let's leave. I mean that that'd be the ultimate mond
is Uh, it's just the video that you show is
just a montage of people screaming let's go, and you
have to and everyone has to sit there and watch.
It's like twelve then, right of just people screaming let's go.
I think I would kill myself if I was at

(54:41):
one of yours. I'd be like, I have to. I
have to join him on the other side because this
is too much to see it.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
My kids are watching it, like what, So your dad
was so funny man.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
And he would work so hard on script. I loved him.
Let's good.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
So your dad's gone forever, but he left this very
confusing montage for you to watch. He's not gonna be
there to raise you, but this, this is pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
This is the thing he left for you and your
brothers old.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
And then you guys are like, oh, you don't get it.
You're four years old.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
You don't get it.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Oh, oh god, your dad was so funny.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
You're not even funny, dude.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
You're only four. You're so dumb at four.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
That's fi. Here's my Kyle, here's my Kyle. He'd be
like this. He'd go, man, vibro, wasn't it spice? And
we go and then we go in on him for
ten minutes while the producers had time to look up
the name.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
You know, I wish Kyle was we we would rail
against Kyle.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
I wish Kyle was here because I would like to
give him flowers. We really took him to task on
the last I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to do this.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Wait, no, no, no, I'm looking in the thing. Now
they're saying Adams was her og last name?

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Not right? Oh Victoria Adams? Okay, Victoria weird? Adam's all right?

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Who's Justice anyway? Go ahead, Adam, you have the floor.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Well Victoria Justice is a actress. She's an actress.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Okay, Well she wasn't at soccer.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yeah. I was gonna give Kyle Kyle flowers because we
gave him shit about the He was like Sizzler, Sizzler
and it was I'm going to disney World is the
saying that everyone always said after they won the Super
Bowl or whatever, like what are you going to do now?
I'm going to Disney World. But he was referring to well,
he didn't know what it was from and couldn't explain it. Well,

(56:31):
so that's why we were shitting on him. But it
is from a movie. It's from White Man Cam Jump
when he's like I'm going to SiZ, I'm going to sis. Wait.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
You're giving him way too much credit right now, yeah,
because it's not like he was like, you know, I'm
going to sit like sing Bury sing song.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Yeah, he didn't sing it. He just said He's like
that's a thing, right, that's the thing that people say,
And we were like, no, it's not a thing. I know.
That sucks that we live in a world that when
you think you're on a five minute stroke, crank yeah,
you can't crank down.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
Have we talked about how we had people call their
parents and ask parents who were bosses back to the.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Workahowks Writers Room flashed back.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
We were doing an episode we were talking about instead
of a smoke break, can you take a stroke break
to go beat off? If you're like you just need
to write. You gotta just sometimes you gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yeah, and now I feel like you have the leg
to stand on saying like emotional health right, yeah, for sure,
like ejaculator right now would emotionally make me feel better?
Right stress?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Right?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:31):
And so we had people who whose fathers had people
who worked for them. There were no mothers, but so
we had Kyle called Kyle called his dad and was like,
what are you fucking talking about? Like you did it
on your own time, and then he betrayed it.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Kyle's daddy me yelled at him.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
But our writer's assistant, who he'll go nameless for now
because I don't know if he wants this out there.
But he's a good man.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
This was in the.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Writer's room where we were calling everybody's dad.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
He is a good man. Yeah, yes, and he's good
man and uh.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
This I love Tony Goodman, but great guy.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
He called his dad, who's a lawyer and has a firm,
and the dad got like hella like absolutely not like
legal jargon. And we were like, oh, your dad sounds
hell smart and like a boss and it.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Was used in really big words. We were all really impressed.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
But then he called back and was like, look, I
don't know, maybe he.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Had time to think about it, pulled down a little bit.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
And I don't know if you guys, I guess I
wouldn't give a fuck, Like yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I mean, I guess there needs to be I feel
like if we ever get offices again together, never gonna
happen never, probably never will happen again because we're all
always in different places. But uh, I feel like we
should just have a room and and you know, for
either sex to go in and if they want to
crank down.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
No, because I don't want to go in the room
you went in.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Why in many rooms I've jerked off in? Have you
ever been in my house?

Speaker 5 (59:06):
I don't doubt that. What I'm saying is when you bust,
there's gotta be particles. As we learn about coronavirus, there's
gotta be like jizz particles that hang in the air
for upwards of days.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Okay, I know, my guy, there is yeah, I jizz
glitter and you can't you.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Can't get it off.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
You're like a brownie.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Yeah, you kind of dust the place because they do
say like, wasn't the whole thing like when you smell farts.
You're actually getting like pooh particles into your nose or something, Yes.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
But that's not exactly what it is. But I'm sure
that there's some remnants. Yeah you're getting gas, but like, yeah,
there's for sure that one particle that was like there
to attack your nose.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
True pooh, like true pooh, true true pooh.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Yeah wait yeah so that makes sense. What Yeah, that's
what I always heard, Like that's what the smell of
parts was, was just like small particles of pooh hitting
your nose.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
No, it's methane or whatever, like it's actual gas.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Okay, well that's way grosser to me than just being
covered in my jiz.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Yeah fair enough.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yeah, just part covered yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Just particles yeah boot cock me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
I loved cursing as a little kid. I feel like
kids were there some kids like don't like it, like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Didn't on the playground, Oh my god. On the playground.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I had a cursing club that you that me and
my friends. It was my buddy's porch, and I'd go
over there and you had to say like dumb shit,
motherfucker or something in order to get in. And then
we'd get in there and we would curse and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
No, you're right. I remember kids being like you swear
a lot, or like, man, I shouldn't swear. And I
had a friend who was talking about how he's like,
I gotta stop swearing. I do it too much. We
were like nine, Yeah, well, okay, you got real.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I gotta stop fucking swearing. Oops. Damn, I do it
too much. Oops.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
I will also say that onders Home, You anders Home,
you have the worst mouth of any of the friends
I have in my life. You have a terribly foul mouth.
You cuss so much, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I thought you're gonna say, like, brath dude because you
have dres is rank he doesn't brush his teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
No, no, no, you're I want to live inside that. You
cuss so much.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
You know that, right, And.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
You have a very foul mouth. So you must have
been on the playgrounds just spitting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
I don't remembers having like the worst mouth, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Am I dead?

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't remember. No, but I feel
like you don't have the sure you might not even
notice it. I still am like, I don't know. Do
you guys cuss in front of your parents?

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Not like unless it's like really necessary like, yeah, like
fucking door, I said, Mom, get me the fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Right, yes, get me a fucking spoon.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
It's it's my fucking chair, now, dad, you know that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I'm the I'm the fucking patriarch of the family, now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Bitch, Hey Dad, you stupid bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Things like that, Hey, asshole.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Yeah. I only swear when I'm referring to my parents.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Do I have to whip my dick out of this
on you to get the fuck out of my house?

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
I guess I do it when it's like if I'm like,
if I like describing describing the contractors at my house,
I'd be like, they're driving me fucking crazy, and like,
cause I just have to. That's the only way I
can describe that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Um.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
But I don't like casually swear in front of them, Like, man,
it's cold as ship out there, guys, Like, they go,
what what are you doing? I'm just saying it's fucking
cold outside.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I feel like my parents mom much.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
You have a different relationship your parents, your dad's Where
is My dad never sworn in front of me? Really?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah? My dad is is more like an older brother,
if anything, right, He's always trying to get me to
smoke ship that it's important.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
Are you sure he's not like the Workaholics episode?

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
That was the work Halls episode where Jack Black is
like claiming to be your brother the whole time and
at the end he's your dad.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
Right, It's either that or the other way around.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
But yeah, no, he was. No, he was claiming to
uh to be my dad the whole time and then
later out I found out he's my brother, right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Colin Ferrell started it, Yeah, just started wearing it way back,
way back, like hanging your ship off.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Well we're talking wearing Beanie's just like way the funck back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Here, like all the way back. This was during deep V.
This v's got deep deep fee's got I got.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
A quick, funny deep V story where not deep V
but a hat story out with my home.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I don't even fuck with v's at all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Yeah, fu, a V vis are for squares.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
It's hard to find a V. Now. I remember being
out here. I was out at a club and he goes,
look at this fucking guy. It's eighty degrees out and
he's wearing a fucking winter hat. And I look at
my guy, and I'm like, you're wearing a winter hat
and he goes, oh, fuck, you know what I fucking mean. Though,

(01:04:21):
I was like, yeah, I haven't seen that guy in
a few years, but he's a fun guy. But it
was like, dude, maybe don't worry about that guy you're
doing it. Maybe you guys should kick it down.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Did that guy wear eyeliner? Club?

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
I don't know, he was. He was fun, fun dude.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I knew some homies back in the day that I
would be like with other friends. I'd be like, is
he does he wear eyeliner?

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Like guyliner?

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Dude, it was guyliner, it was swoop. Next it was yeah,
deep deep yeah, because V's hat was an actual V shape.
Remember the swoop started where it was just like remember
when you were in like elementary school and you play
like football and motherfuckers would hang on your collar and
remember how fucking swooping that neck would get Urban outfitters.

(01:05:13):
It was crazy. Titties were out, nipples were out, male nipples.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I haven't been into an urban outfitters outfitters in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Uh? Have you Blake?

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Yeah, Blake is still disguised as a high school study.
Of course he has. I'm just gonna go see what
they're having jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
All right, Blake keeps a finger on the pulls. Blake
keeps her He's he's the go to cool guy at
the group. I'm sure he goes into urban out Blake,
where was the last time you were in an urban outfitters?

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Last week?

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Live for yourself or checking out your own merch.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Because what actually urban?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Now it's like urban home and they have like cool
pillows and like they have like funny ornaments for your
Christmas tree. Happy holidays, everybody. No, but the close game
is kind of weak now. I feel like they've been
poached so hard that like I love that I know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
You so well that I knew you'd recently been I
could smell it on you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Yeah, he could smell it on them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Hey, man, you gotta tap in with urban outfitters. You
can go to dance with the girl you brought you
know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
No, No, you bring a girl to the dance and
then you marry a much older girl. Get to the dance,
you find another girl. You've never heard that saying. You've
never heard that said.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I don't understand what does this have to do with
taking a girl to the dance.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
I want to be where I want to be where
I was. Yeah without Urban Outfitter, man, it really like
go ahead tell us more. A lot of my wardrobe
onward college was just straight up Urban outfitter because that
ship will clear.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
That ship will for example, well, hey.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
All their blanks, all their blank ship like they just
will have like blank flannels or like blank shirt pocket
teas or like it's okay. So if you guys want
to know about it, you know who else makes blake flannels?

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Blank? Everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Everyone? And I also, I'm not gonna like just check
into the store of that that I wore their clothing
once on a TV show and go like I have to.
They wrote, they raised me you gotta dance with Adam.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
It's the thing he's saying, move on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Yeah, but I don't know people know like costume department,
Like you can't just wear anything on television. That's why
sometimes when you watch like reality TV, their their clothes
are blurred because maybe you couldn't clear Nike or Adidas.
But Urban Outfitters makes a lot of stuff that is blank,
Like like I.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
Wore Adidas almost every episode.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Because Adidas signed off on you, dude, because you're a freaking.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
And you couldn't get anybody signed off on you. It
wasn't such a look you're such an icon.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
You think Blake Henderson was wearing Adidas.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Stone or extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Come on, dude, that's what I'm saying. Happy Holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
You know those weed PSAs that you're like, the kids
get stoned and then they like find a gun and
they're fucking around, and then it's like you just hear
a gun fire, and then it's like Jimmy died that day,
you know, And essentially it was us. Really it was
us having a gun. We smoke weed and then we
shoot each other and blood just squirts out. The person

(01:08:27):
just laughs really hard, and then we just go back
and forth shooting each other until finally one my buddy
shoots or I shoot my buddy in Austin Anderson in
the head and he dies. I uh, Then finally I
realized that I just murdered my friend.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Dude, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
I just have to watch it. It's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Well, he has a really good he has a It
was one of the first reads from Adam that I
was just like, Wow, this is just like commediically a
genius over here where you're like dude, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
And he's like, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Like each dude gets more concerned and real and I'm like, oh,
this is my dude, man right here, this.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Is my So what did you watch this in improv class?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
This was kind of while we were still courting each
other to see if we we had the chops. And
I've never seen that video.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Cause he was like, this guy's a bitch and You're like,
he's kind of an asshole. It's kind of an asshole.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
I don't know if I'm willing to let my guard
down and have him be a part of my life.
I know it's gonna be a rocky road.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Like is he gonna shoot me?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
That?

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
The joke?

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Wow? Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
Yeah, but I saw that. So wait, this is like
bring your skets to a school day?

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
I remember it was after our first day of of
improv class at Orange Coast College in Coast Tomasa, California,
and go pirates and go pirate and I we did,
like you know, it's improv class. You get up and
basically you still us out who's funny and who isn't
funny right away, and.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
You do that by getting up saying make me laugh
to someone one at a time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Yeah, I say yes, no judging instead of yes saying
I say yes, no you you'd be funny now.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Yeah, no, I'm I'm a dentist and you just came
into my office.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
No, no, you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Blake was super funny. And then afterwards I went up
to him and I was like, I think we should
write together. And I remember we were standing in that
back hallway of the black Box Theater and you were like,
hell yeah, you just started to jerk off. And then
you started fingering your own bottle, if I remember correctly,
If I remember correctly.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
That's my move.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Finally someone's talking to me, and then you started fingering
your own bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
I don't do yes, and I do yes, but yes,
but fill it up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
And then we went back to Nuwa Chick's apartment and
I just got it. I was like, me and my
friend make a bunch of videos, and this is before
this is how old we are. This is before YouTube.
So we were just making videos and then you know,
get showing them to friends and ship. And so we
went over to his uh a new Check's apartment and

(01:11:07):
watched all their videos, and then they watched all of
the our videos and uh, Kyle trade and then Kyle
fifteen years later, but trade us.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
You tried with that leather jacket that one time. Yeah,
and that didn't work out very well.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
No, what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Well, I would wear a leather jacket and I found
when I wore a leather jacket out, men would try
to fight me. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Really it's a call to arms.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Yeah wait, sorry, was this a leather jacket pre money
or post money?

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Pre money? You got it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
It's like you were like, fuck, I guess I'm gonna
get this leather jacket and got it and then.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
No, it was a thrift store leather jacket. It very
I liked it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
You probably had other dude's pheromones on it is. What happened?
Do you think about that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Yeah? Yeah, the test the testosterone. They could they could
smell it coming off that off that high.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
They were like, oh, this guy fights, but it was
the other guy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
I would find I would go out and like people
are just a little more agro with me, and I'm like,
I gotta I gotta go back to my cotton ship
or my denim dogs, you know, because I'm not trying
to I'm not trying to have fisticuffs every time I
go out?

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
Was this like a long like uh, Donny Brasco leather
trench coast?

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Yeah, what kind of leather jacket with like a.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Tie that goes around The one I'm thinking about was
it wasn't even like there wasn't studs. It wasn't like
I'm trying to be or anything. It was a brown
leather jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Like Wilson leather like it was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Yeah, it was yeah, And and I just remembered it
was like multiple times that I'm out that I just
felt like people are being a little agro and I'm like,
it's the jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Yeah, can we post a picture of this? Do we
know that? Do we have pictures of this?

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Yeah? I got I think I could. I could dig
in the crates and find.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
The pick post.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Did it have like a fur collar or anything? Or
was it like like one of those bully bombers?

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
And I would and I would, Uh, I would rock
a hooded sweatshirt underneath it a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
That's what I was, like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
I rock rock the hood.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
I remember that was a look too.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Yes, I remember this jacket. And maybe you were a
fucking asshole back then, though that's true. You were a
scrappy little comic. Yeah, truth be told. Yeah you were
a scrappy little comic. You thought you were the ship.
You weren't there yet, and it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Was like I wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
You to thank god Eric Griffin beat your ass behind
the amprov one one day.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Yeah, dude, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
There are certain items that asked the dudes, uh just
beg to be fought. Belly chains are a sign a piece,
but leather jackets, it's war well said.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
I remember wearing a pink polo out in Chicago and
just ten at least ten guys in one night were like,
nice polo, fa you know the rest. But I was like,
it's good to be home and this is I had
been in l A and I came home and look,
pink polo. Say what you will, I'm wearing it. Okay,

(01:13:59):
I had one on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
There's what's wrong with wearing a fucking pink polo.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
I'm sure sign me by the preconceived notions about whatever
pink is punk And it was like I was because
I was working a La Costs getting shirts for essentially free,
and I was like, I'm gonna rock this fucking pink one.
This is sick and just all night fucking brutal. But
that's Chicago.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Didn't you cry?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I would say, yeah, maybe your fashion has changed a
little bit because you I don't see you taking those swings.
I don't see you in like a really bright color
that often.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
You're way earth toned. What happened?

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
So you think they were like, hey, come on, man, stop,
they were helping me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
I think they got to you and you fucking you
bitched out. I want to see you wearing more pink. Dude,
take it back.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
I'm not saying I didn't find somebody. Okay, hey, let
you but I'm saying but hey, but guess what I'm
saying it now. I didn't. Let's be clear, I did
not shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Remember when I didn't know you guys are. It was
just way back in the day, and you guys were
talking about out uh boucocky.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
And constantly just let me get it out there almost
always go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:15:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Actually, I was trying to talk about it. This is
how it. Wait. I was trying to talk about it
about something and I said, bu cake, Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Know how to pronounce it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
You uk, You had only read the word in your head.
You had never heard it pronounced aloud.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
I had never heard it aloud, so how I read
it was bu cake?

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Right, Well, that's just that's the Midwestern and you know,
you just you look at it. You read it phonetical englishly. Yeah,
you don't know that there's a there's a up and
and down in there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Little birthday bu Cake. It's delish Bucu, It's delish baby,
little birthday Bucocky.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
What's up with? What's up with that?

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Like, oh dude, what is up?

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
I'm just going to loop back around to Blake, going
in the metaverse.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Okay, I was gonna try and get twenty minutes out
of Bucocky, but yeah, metaverse, sorry, twenty to forty on.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Let's I like both.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
I feel like Santa in fifteen years is gonna be over.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
I think a lot of parents are gonna be like,
I don't like having this kind of a relationship with
my children where I'm lying to them about this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Yeah, the lap sitting Santa got me too.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Well, No, but I just think that the the lie,
it's gonna get weird and people are gonna pass.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
It's not it's it's not gonna get weird.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Stop lying and I can't talk.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
I can't keep talking about the room.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Okay, okay, I just I can't wait to stop lying,
to start lying to my kids.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
I know. But as soon as you don't and by
the way, not to put you in check. You don't know, bitch, Yeah, no,
I don't know. It is a weird thing to I
don't know, like really get into the weeds about it,
where it's like, so if you don't have a chimney,
what happens? And you're like, ah, he's a locksmith if
he can get in anywhere, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Well it's my parents just used the blanket statement of magic.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
I know, but this is this is ago you what like,
I'm just saying, like transparency magic still, Like there weren't
cell phones, dude, They couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
They couldn't go on YouTube. They can literally go on
YouTube and be like does the elf on the shelf move?
And then look for video evidence and then there's some
dumb ass Jake Paul motherfucker like it's not really.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
We grew up getting wooden toys, right, Yes I did.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Actually I did an ant. They would always give me
wooden toys and I'm like, you're killing me.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
We're watching Rock the Cradle of there's a sophistication level that,
like the the lie is just you gotta get in
the weeds with it. So I go, hey, go sit
down and watch Kurt Russell and Chronicles of Christmas again
and stop.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Fuming smart And that's a great and you find you
found that to be a good way to parent.

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
I don't know, I haven't seen him. I haven't seen
him in days, but there was a dad today. It
was very funny. It was like, uh, they converted to
jusiasm because it was just too difficult to keep us
to like, uh, a little too much of the juicy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
What you drink in their jersey?

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Happy Holiday.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
I got a little Jack, well, well not Jack but
whisky Ginerrell.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I love that this guy is a killer.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
He was an Irish British filmmaker, so that sells you
one thing. And he directed the music video for Billy
Jean by Michael Jackson, which wasn't that just a live show?

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
No, Billy Jean's one where he's walking on the lights.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
So he's just like Duke, He's duked this Jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Pay for.

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
Billy James. Is my mama is not my like?

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
I kind of like what she's got.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Going in on?

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
This is caprito pretty did you know?

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
That was the first raft? And somebody, some ghostwriter for Michael,
was like, can we just change these lyrics from I
love that capricnt the kid is not my own, And
he's like, okay, I'm over here drinking Capri sons. We
know Michael, we know you're a very logistical guy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I wasn't socially our worded. I knew how to.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Talk to people.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
What did you just say, socially our worded? I don't
know how else to what other word?

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Awkward? Yeah? Yeah, that word would fly. Hey, that being said,
you could do our word? It is fine?

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
You say that?

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah? I think so hold up?

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
Hold up is right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Well, I don't know. I've never said the R word
in front of an actual person.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
That was our Yeah, so goodbye. You know, hey, you
know who has like you know who has twice in
one day unbelievable?

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
I remember unbelieve.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
And he, by the way, punch me. That's not how
we deal with it, not how we deal with that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
All just got a swing on a fool, you know,
I mean, you think this life is real?

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
You think this isn't just a simulation.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
I mean, oh ship well said top of them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Dude, that's freaking sick. I I do think the current
thing we're doing right now Israel and.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
In Israel, what about it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
We're in it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
God would like to pivot. I would love to pivot and.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
Talk Israel real quick, go for it. And this is
the way because you did. You had some interesting things
to say the other night.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Yeah, but that see that I was at a at
a premiere party. I was just letting my political views fly.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
But this is you know, as you do it every
premiere party.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Yeah, I thought the mcgruber premiere was a great place
to just get my hot takes on Israel.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Should we tell everybody? It's fucking great, we tell them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I don't know. I wasn't there. What were these hot takes?

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
I'm joking, but it was a super super funny, super
funny premiere.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Oh my gosh, dude, midgrow a man.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Bud Rubert is fucking back.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Dude, and I am. I couldn't be more excited.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
So I'm working with Piter Sprosnan right now on the
movie The Outline.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Hey, by the way, yes, Sir Adam he's one of
the sexiest men alive.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Oh yeah, no, you know he's won that a couple
of times what we think of ninety six mid nineties
for sure. Yeah, and maybe got it twice maybe his
ninety six ninety eight combo dog. But his his Irish
like terminology is the best dude I've never hung out with.
I don't think I've hung out with a lot of
like truly.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Irish, like a Colin Farrell type dude.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Yeah, sexy because we're doing a little improv and he's
like trying to like throw jabs at me and he's like,
come here, your little sheep shaga right, And I'm like,
that's what rolled off is Tom? And I'm like, Jesus Christ,
that's in the movie, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
And you were like you heard about that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
I'm like, so how did you hear?

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
So that's out there now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
I'm like the fact that that that it must be
like a thing. Do you know if you type in
does Adam divine and Google, it fills in have down syndrome?

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Really, okay, should we do this?

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Yeah? Should look at it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Swear to god, that's the top one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Yeah, evidently that many people.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
That's Adam, that many people in the world go.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Like, no, no, dude, you're you're it's now down to four.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
Think but it's number four, and did you already do it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
We have.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Does Adam Divine sing? Does Adam Devine sing and pitch perfect?

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Does Adam Devine have a brother? Interesting? Then it gets
into does Adam Devine have down syndrome? Does Adam Divine
have down?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
The the fact that there's two of them is wow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Yeah, weird, wild stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Yeah, that is that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
That means people be people be searching, should we do Let's.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Let's let's do Blake and Mine's gonna get dark real quick.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
Oh my god. Number two is amazing. Does Blake Anderson skate?

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Go ahead?

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
Fucking hell?

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
Brother, Yeah, as soon as people start skateboarding, he just
skates to wherever they got the snacks and says, I'll
be back with a bug.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Does Blake Anderson have a kid? That's number one?

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Hello, have a brother?

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Okay, have a girlfriend. Oh, and then it just kind
of jumps to other stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Have a kid?

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Does Blake Anderson skate? That's the second one up. Have
a brother? Yeah? So yours is just real questions. Yeah,
and also like kind of being like, well, he seems
like he should skate.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Yeah, no, that's understandable. Like everybody assumes that I skate, surfer,
him an abandoned. I do none of those things well,
or have even tried.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Even attempted.

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
You've tried to skate, though, I imagine Oh yeah, you
were like, I'm gonna give this a real go.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
And then oh for sure, you just got to know
when to hold them and know when to fold them.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
Yeah. God, skateboarding just never I never clicked with me
back in the day. Like as a kid when I
got one, I was like, I'm gonna be a skater,
not like that was gonna be a skater because it
was kind of before skating was big, but like didn't
get it. Body couldn't figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Yeah, I mean, I mean half of the battle with
skateboarding is you have to be totally fearless. I'm not
that kind of a person. I'm pretty fearful unless.

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
I'm like but even like getting around, Oh sure, you
just hit a rock like I'm I guess, I guess
I'm goofy footed. Okay, yeah, I just did. I never
liked the way. I was like, is this the way
I'm supposed to be facing this doesn't feel right. And
then I'd switched to the other way, and I'm like no.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Also bad, weird, also really terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
I can't do anything where I'm not facing forward.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Exactly, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Okay, you can't stand sideways and move.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
I cannot stand sideways, even sitting sideways. Take in a car,
I'm like, nah, not for me.

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
When like okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, all those limousines.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Or a limousine, all those stretch limos that I.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Have seen him freak out. He threw up one time
in a limousine because he couldn't go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
But also like I think it's like like as far
as skateboarding goes, because now, you know, I hang out
with a lot of really great skateboarders and it's like professionals. Yeah,
and it's like the best ever.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Well they make it look so goddamn easy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Yeah, And it's like do I you know, I want
to hang out. I want to I want to get
some clips with my bros. That looks like a lot
of fun. But it's just far too late in the
game for me to start skateboarding. Like remember when Kyle
like kind of tried to dust off the board.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
Freak see you, I don't. I don't remember who you're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Rip.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Yeah, he started to like try to skate again, Like
he built a ramp in his backyard and like immediately
he didn't tell anybody this, but like fell and like
broke his rib was just like done for obviously, because
that's what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Yeah, obviously it's a young man's game.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Wear your pink polo, wear your leather jacket, wear your
belly chain, wear some jeans with the pockets ripped off,
the bandana. Just do you, man, Just do what makes
you comfortable, well said, I love it. I love it,
and I think Kyle would sign sign off.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
On that, as Kyle a big proponent of wearing ship
you never should but just did.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Absolutely, there's no way to there's no way to know, Kyle.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Chime in, freaking see it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
I actually just a cool thing about Kyle, Like he
bought these like weird ass fucking corduroy like women's pat.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Floral pants a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
I straight up saw him in an Instagram photo last
week during Thanksgiving when he was back home. He was
still rocking them for so long.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Those are everywhere now, those like floral pants are fucking everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
That's where you got to wear the ship that nobody
is on because they homeless.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Homeless chic is is coming back into fashion, and I
think Kyle is going to be a real fashion god
once again.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
We wouldn't know, we wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
I'd love to talk to him about it, but he's
off the projack.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
If the audience could kind of just turn their radio
down for a second, I would like to speak to
Yorma for a second and say, dude, I'm so sorry
that I was just I don't know. It was kind
of in my head and the night I really wanted
to say hello, but it was your big night. But
I'm such a huge fan and I thought mcgruber was
absolutely excellent and if you want to hang out, let

(01:27:36):
me know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Okay, everybody, everybody could turn the stereo stereo back up, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
Letting me do that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Yeah, thank you for letting me do that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
Cool. What's weird that you know he's listening? So he
turned it down?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Ship? I needed to tell him, well, no, he said,
everyone but him did?

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
I did?

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
I thought you said?

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
I thought he said everyone turned it on. And then
he said, this is just for yourma. Okay, I guess, yeah,
well we'll find out. I guess we'll for sure find
out if you have a like an alarm in your house,
so when somebody comes in and starts robbing you, instead
of instead of just like a beeping going off and

(01:28:14):
like a thing sent to the cops, what about just
you have fog machines set up in each room Ninja's
vanish and well, I mean, if you had Ninja's Ninjas
roll up, but like you just fill the room with fog,
and then they're like, I can't see.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
If Mace is honders. Yeah, but that's what Mace does.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
No, but you're gone, You're out of You're out, Yeah,
you're not home. So then they they could wait the
hour that it would take for all of the fog
to subside.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
But it's just called the police, is my point. So,
like the police are on their way, and are they're
really gonna take the time to be like, fuck, I
can't see anything. Let's wait an hour. No, the police
are gonna be there. They're gonna fucking bail. I did
I just change the world?

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Okay, So so it calls the police.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Did I just protect everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
I mean it could actually it might be a genius idea.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
I mean, fuck, dude, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
Because remember when we did that scene in Workaholics, we
couldn't see anything.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Dude. How annoying is when like your neighbor's alarm goes off, Yeah,
and you're like, motherfucker, and you don't care turn them off? Right,
You're like, for sure, it's it's ninety nine percent of
the time, it's not someone breaking into your home. Right,
My alarm goes off all the time. It's like a
window pops open, a window or something happens, and it's

(01:29:32):
never anybody breaking in my house except for that one
time it was and someone sold a rifle and yeah,
and in my car.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
So you're just saying, fill the room with a fog, So.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I think, so it a fog wouldn't bother your neighbor
if the inside of your home is filled fall.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Well, here's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
What if your house is on fire and they think
it's smoke and they're like, oh shit, is the Homies.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
House on fire?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
See ters you have No, that's a whole it's.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
Blue, it's blue, it's smoke. Spoke, damn genius.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
So now I own the company the ship.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Yes, that was your beauty. No, Blake, Blake's right, you
get points. I'll give you some points.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
How many ports are we talking here? I feel like
that's making it blue. That's sort of a fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
Yeah, I don't agree because guess what. Guess what the
smoke for the company I have All of a sudden,
it's green. All of a sudden, it's just another color.
And then fuck you fuck all right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
But you were you had to get greedy?

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Damn son, Where did you find this? So when I
was a kid and would do like voices on the radio,
they brought me in.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
To will you explain that more or no?

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
I think I had before. So when I was a
little kid, I would do different voices.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Again, tell us again, Dad, the community, again.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Tell the story. So I would do voices on the radio.
And it became like a little bit of a thing,
at least in my world, where they were like, we're
going to pay you to be part of our radio
show and you could do different characters and voices. And
then I go down there and I was in a
wheelchair at the time and because of my accident, and
so they take me down there and they were like, oh,

(01:31:19):
you're a fucking kid because I only talk to them
like in character.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
In a wheelchair in a wheelchair. Like they must have
been like this.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
We can't hire you, but we could give you like
free CDs and shit and concert tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
And that kind of do you wear shoes that?

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
I don't know? I didn't. Uh, So I'd go down
there and I was like, how do you guys like
come up with all these bits on the radio? And
what do you guys talk about? They just told me, h,
get a Maxim magazine and that's all we talk about.
We read Maxim magazine.

Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
They just go through the headline.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
They go through the headlines and chop it up and
discuss Maxim magazine.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
Wow, we need to do that for this pop And
how's radio doing now?

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
And I was like, it's my dream to be a
radio DJ and they're like, aim higher, don't be radio DJ.
Radio is dying and nine seven so right they they
saw the writing on the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
I knew, Yeah it was on the way out. The
morning Zoo crew is just reading Maxim magazine and being
like have you heard this story?

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
I do love how they're like, look, everything's falling a
ship here they all found out. We just read headlines
from Maxim magazine and this isn't a real job.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
There's a lot of places that I would put in
time just to get free shit. Wiener Snitchell. Huh where
wiener Snitchell?

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
Fast food Snitchell?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Yeah? How do you say it? Though?

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Wiener Snitchell?

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
I don't think that sounds pronounced. But wiener Schnitzel isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Wiener Schnitzel Schnitzel.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Isn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
I don't know, dude, I googled you. You're the fucking
Swedish Norwegian.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
You tell me that's German, bitch, Yeah, it's German. I
think you're German.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
So how do dealerships work when like people put their
names on car dealers?

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
All right? I got how long are we were on
here for? Goodbye?

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
How do taxes work?

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Yeah? Well, how do fuck does like Carl Malone have
a dealership and like Russell Westbrook and like.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
They just so, you buy a building and you put
a fucking name on it, and then you call BMW
or whoever and you say I want to start selling
your cars, and then they go okay or not, and
then you start selling it and then you take a
cut of the commission or whatever, which is super fucked
up now because I'm trying to get a new car.
Everywhere is like, hey, so you know it's gonna be

(01:33:50):
like thirty thousand dollars on top of whatever you want
to pay to get a car?

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Well, why what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Yeah, what's the deal?

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Because of the supply chain and the fucking and everything's
fucked up.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
So like, if you want a brand new car that
like just dropped, that's still kind of fucking hot. They're
they're putting like twenty percent above sticker price.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Yeh oh shit, just because they can't unload them at
the docks or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
Yeah, so it's limited. So like if you got the cast,
they're like, you can have.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
It, Jersey. Why is the supply chain fucked up? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
So COVID bro, Well, it's more it's actually more complicated
than that. So that's so I blame the vaccine.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
Okayer's fault.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Basically we used all the boats to give the vaccines everywhere,
and now we can't buy goddamn cars.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
So okay, this is hot, dude, I like this is
that that's your boy? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
No, no, that it's important. True.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
No, I would like to give coylely would check his flowers.
You know, he was a he was a big part
of the podcast for the first however many episode sixty something.
Then we done me. But then he betrayed us and
he lied tried to hide and he died deep inside.
And I know the reason why?

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
What is that from an eminem song that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Lied tried to hide and I died? You know, yeah,
you got to go on that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Well, what it was is like, you know, we were
at the O G Workaholics house, the house we shot at,
but Adam and I were kind of like, we're not
done being roommates and living this cool roommate lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
Huh something on the soundboard, that's my best friend. I mean,
who's who's running the soundboard right now?

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Who's running the soundboard?

Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
Sorry, man, I'm still going to send it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Well, so me and Adam were like, yo, let's cash
out on this weird Hollywood Hills place and just and
the one thing that was weird is for the master bedroom.
Adam and I said halfway through, like three months we
were going to flip flop our rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
No that's not it was No, it wasn't three.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
Months in it was sixth it was every six months,
that's what I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
No, it was a year, one year, so one year
and then so Blake got it the first year and
I got it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
This let's describe this. So basically, this house had on
the upper level, it had a humongous on suite master
or primary bread.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
It was awesome. It had sliding doors to go out
to like the.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Pool, directly to the pool veranda.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
It was jiggy like that. And then on the second
floor there were two other normal, smaller bedrooms that were
just not like you're in the Hollywood Hills flossing and
you flipped a coin, I believe, Yeah, we flate got it,
and instantly you were like, so we switch every year, Yeah,
because you didn't fucking get it and you wanted it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
Right, Well, we're paying the same amount of rent, so
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
But you got two bedrooms downstairs, correct, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
But it was it sucked. It did suck.

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
Yeah, that's all. That's okay, that's okay. And so then
you flipped after a year. Yeah, and how much longer?
How much longer?

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
It was only one more year, so we were it
did equal out that he got it for half the time.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
You guys were only there for two years.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Yes, I believe so. A lot of shit happened while
we were there.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Oh yeah, moving in Chicken, Blake broke his back.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
I broke my back when I locked or when I
won the room. I'm like, this dude isn't going to
make me pay up. He's not gonna make me move
all my ship down a floor just so he could
sleep in that bedroom.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
Oh yeah he is. You had like an I coal
reminder ship.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
As soon as it is your mark, He's like, soh,
so you ready to switch or what?

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
This dude had like boxes and ship set up. He
had like packing tape.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
I had a pulley system. I was just taking my
stuff over.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
Just to move one floor down.

Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
God damn, did you did help? He was ready to
help your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Yeah, I had everything packed.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
You woke up to his face right in front of you,
like good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
It was crazy, but that was a great house. I
loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
I stand by it. I loved that room. That room
fucking rocked.

Speaker 6 (01:37:54):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
It had an amazing amount of closet space. It was
like Mariah Carey's house.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Yeah, it was truly. It was like an NBA locker room.
The amount of like closet space there was it was
fucking nuts. And then and then an awesome view.

Speaker 5 (01:38:07):
Is this the one that had the shower you like
stepped down into?

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Yes, yes, yes, it had like a huge like spa area.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Right, it was for four fox. Yeah, and we both
blew it. We both just I had a girlfriend. You
had it?

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
You crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
You had a wife?

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
Yeah, all right, I'll let you say that. We blew it.
You were married and had a girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
This was like our last bachelor path.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
This was like the bachelor path. I mean the room
was built to have sex in. That's what this house
is for. And we both with.

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
Multiple with strangers. I got it, I got it. I
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
It was a cocaine funk palace. That is exactly what.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
It was made. It was a cocaine funck palace. And
we didn't hey, we didn't do cocaine minimal amount of
fucking so.

Speaker 5 (01:38:55):
We blew We did none of those.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
We had our friends from back home come over.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
We stood took pictures with fucking iron dinosaurs on the roof.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
Okay, isn't there something beautiful about just flipping channels.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Just back the swag surfing flip.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
I watched all of Titanic, yeah, because it was just
on TV.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
I watched like I was hungover in my hotel room
and I'm just was like, you know what, I'm gonna
watch this three hour movie with commercials right exactly. And
it was fun and I enjoyed it really.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
Yeah, just holds up.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
Was it a hoot?

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Oh, Titanic is a good movie, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
Yeah, James Cameron, come on Avatar.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
I mean, the guy makes a very good movie. I
would say Terminator over Avatar, but average Tar.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
But Averatar. You're having a hard time speaking today.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
It's early for me. Okay, it's a bagel, but with
a bagel.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
We were trying to as a big ol because you
told me you watched Titanic and I was trying to
remember what the story was. Why was Leonardo DiCaprio on
the ship? He was coming he was playing a Irish person.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
No, he's American.

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
It's an upstairs downstairs situation. It's like the rich people upstairs,
poor Pillo downstairs. He won a ticket on the thing.
It was like, I'm gonna go on the Titanic for
fucking shits and giggles.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
Watches it on that and then he meets.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Well, it's just one of the biggest movies of all time.
I've probably seen it, probably seen it three times, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
And they meet and then they got the boat goes
down spoiler.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Yep, spoiler. And that's how good of a movie it is.
It's like, you know right away that obviously the boat's
gonna say and everyone's gonna die, right, but you still
care the entire time.

Speaker 5 (01:40:45):
You know why Billy Zane.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
I was about to say I was gonna give my
shout out to Billy Zane because he hadn't been mentioned,
but thank you Onders, because Billy z Ain is one
of the best actors of all time.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Yeah, a real treasure. Something that Pierce says as like
a Pierce Broston says, it's like a slam is a
sheep shagger.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Yeah, you're saying that's like is Ireland Slam.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Yeah, what a great epic.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
That must be like a burnt like a serious problem
in Ireland or something.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
Yeah. I think it's just if you're out there, you're cold,
you want to heat things up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess I don't know. I guess
I've never called you know, I grew up in the Midwest,
in Iowa and Nebraska, and I've never called anyone like
a pigfucker you have.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
But I should go day back to when like these
sheep herders and stuff. They were out on their own
for like weeks, just hurting those sheep around.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
And now they got the internet, you know, they they're them. Yeah,
they were out. And also people don't realize how sexy
those sheep can be, Like do we want to walk
down that road?

Speaker 5 (01:41:54):
Well, here's what's fucked up. Definitely not sexy, but like,
I guess it probably feels okay.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
I mean, I mean, if we're getting really gruesome about it.
I think I may have heard that they have a
similar Wait what they have like a similar?

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
Who told you this? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
Where are you going? Encyclopedia Britannica.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Wait wait wait wait wait before yeah, I like, I
like here he starts with before we get too gruesome
with it, I might have heard and guys, this is
our holiday episode.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Happy holidays to you, and you are the holidays to you?

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
And by the way, why is it gruesome that it
feels similar? I thought you're going to be like, not
to get too gruesome, but it's got like retractable like
coochy clause.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Well, no, he was about to get I'm sorry I
ruined it by kind of walking back his setup, But
go ahead, like clear wild. First of all, who told
you you've heard?

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
I don't know, dude, Okay, all right, okay, there's no way.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
I just just say the thing that you never heard
for fun.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
Then I think I heard it was the most similar
to the human female anatomy.

Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
By the way, who was the dude who's out there
going like, well cow is good? Definitely not the most
similar dude. Fers man, they're out there, But at that time,
at that point, you're doing it for science, and it's
almost not that sick. It's just an experiment.

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
Experiment, rhino science experiment, rhino that rhino.

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
That you know that rhino is on point experience, absolutely,
and that's why you got to save the r.

Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
That's why they're going extinct. They're going to extinct, they're
going missing. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
I would love to heat a warning to everybody out there.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
Uh can I do a heat of warning?

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
Yeah, you can do whatever that whatever you just said.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
You know, it's a holiday season.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
I know a lot of us are sitting down with
our families watching the classic Christmas movies. I just got
to tell you be careful with Gremlins. There is there
is no Anta scene in Gremlins, and I'm pretty fucking
pissed about it. So if you're about to sit down
with your kids and watch Gremlins, careful because it creates
an uncomfortable conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
No, no, no, no, hang on. It's just that her
dad comes down the chimney and to pretend to be
saying that he dies, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
And then she enters her little fucking monologue with And
that's how I found out there is no Santa. And
I said, their, excuse me, Gremlins, you are not that movie, pal,
just you are not that movie.

Speaker 5 (01:44:29):
You got a mud oh dang.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Gremlins was like that, yes, not that guys, And I'm like, dude,
we have rating systems.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
It tells you if there's like killing and your nudity,
if you're a fucking Christmas movie and you're gonna pull
the curtain back, I need I need the warning on
the fucking beginning.

Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
Yeah, I'm with you. There was Emma watched past some
some cafe the other day had a sign outside you
know that they write cute ship on like chalkboards now
outside of cafe sometimes and this and said like this
is life. It's like you believe in Sanna, you find
out there is no Sanna, you become Sanna and then
you look like Santa. And I was like, that's this

(01:45:12):
is just out on the street. What the fuck are
you doing? Fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out
here with your fucking coffee and you're fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
That's when you take the sign, you throw it through
the window.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
So are your kid Your kids can fully read that sign.
I'm bad with when kids can start to read. Yeah,
they're they're fully reading.

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
I met with when the kids can read. I mean, yeah,
my eight year old can read.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
When do kids read?

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Are you fully reading?

Speaker 5 (01:45:40):
Six seven? They were, They were reading earlier than I
think we were think.

Speaker 4 (01:45:44):
I was like, fourteen, Jersey, we don't read, we don't read.

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
So yeah, we read the tea leaves.

Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
Okay, absolutely, I read us.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
We thank you for that heat the warning blade.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Yeah, so anybody out there that the first ever that's
fucked up history?

Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
Yeah, heed the warning.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
I got a huge announcements being a kids movies. It's
a real segue. Guys. Okay, I took Barnie to go
see the new Ghostbusters afterlife.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
Okay, what do we think?

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
Go off camp?

Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
And I just gotta say, fully cried.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
Wait what you did?

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
This is big news. Why didn't we start the podcast
with this? We could have got an hour out of this.
We could have melt this almond.

Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
Uh yeah, and you know how much water takes to
get an almond? The movie? And why did you give
spoilers away?

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
Don't tell me Winston died. If Winston dies, I cray.

Speaker 5 (01:46:43):
I'm not gonna give spoilers because it is cool. But
the but like the end of the movie. I and
by the way, let me just preface. I love Ghostbusters.
If you don't love Ghostbusters, you're not gonna feel this way.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
It's your favorite movie almost that bottle two favorite comedies. Okay, yeah, yeah,
So you talk about it when.

Speaker 5 (01:47:02):
It's like the kids are moving back to like they
like are kicked out of their apartment and like it's
Egon's daughter and granddaughter grandkids, and they moved to Egon's
like weird farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere to
like collect a check and it turns out to be
like this shitty and the person who's kind of like
in charge of the deed is Jennine Melnitz, who was
the secretary. So Homegirl Annie Potts is back.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
Wow, look at you.

Speaker 5 (01:47:26):
Wow, Annie Potts is back.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
I probably won't feel the same way because I wouldn't
know all the deep cuts.

Speaker 3 (01:47:31):
Yeah, this this is the girl with the glasses.

Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
Yes, and she goes, are you the woman I spoke
to on the phone, which is a line from the
original movie, And that got your yeah, no, no, no,
that was just like hairs on the neck. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
And I was like, this is all right and we're lost.

Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
I was like, fuck, dude, we're in the weeds over here.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
Just lie to your kids about Sanna, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
So this movie was made for specifically for you, who
knows every line, every character, Like this is for ghostbustering fan.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
But Arnie, let me get me all cleared up.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
But it does seem like a cool movie.

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
It's great, And then I do think it's good. I
think it's genuinely a good movie on its own because Arnie,
Arnie loved it. He was still thinking about it a
few days later. And in the end there's a whole
like thing that goes down that I'm just like, holy
fucking ship, this is heavy for me, Like, oh my god, Wow,
that's when you start to cry. Yeah, I was just
like this is too real, Like this is real, this

(01:48:26):
is not the movie is real, but like what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
What the mess?

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Like, this is too real, Pam.

Speaker 5 (01:48:31):
The shout out that they're giving is heavy. Well why
don't you cry about it?

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
It's definitely for Harold Ring exactly, is because he's actually
passed away no.

Speaker 5 (01:48:40):
Longer with us, and the shout out they give and
how they do it, it's like it's a little clunky
movie wise, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
He says, egone, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Gone.

Speaker 5 (01:48:51):
That's from Ghostbusters too for our listeners. Do that's a good?
Gone is so good? It's fucking dope.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
And what is that called? It's called Ghostbuster Ghostbusters.

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
They're saying ghosts.

Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Ghostbusters.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
Yeah, you can find it on porn Hub.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
I got that somewhere real close.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
Do you think we talked about porno more than any
other podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
At all?

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
Loops back around, dude, Adam, we literally did the Trojan
Pleasure is Ours And after the first two Trojans came
to us and said, you have to stop talking about
I know I was there, and.

Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
We go, what don't you know that's almost where all
the sex happened. We're like, why did you get us? That?

Speaker 2 (01:49:42):
Kind of our whole thing though.

Speaker 5 (01:49:44):
It is crazy how at some point Workaholics episodes there
was always at least a c story was like and
maybe like she was from porn hug maybe we like
maybe we remember her from like a heathery deep throat video.
I don't know, a deep cut.

Speaker 3 (01:50:01):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:50:02):
We're like, this is everybody knows what this is.

Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
Everybody, everybody's on board, we all know it.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
It is funny when you see, like there'll be a
meme that'll just be like a frame of something and
it's like, if you're over thirty, you know exactly who
this is or whatever, and you're like, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
Know, yeah, yeah, yeah, Like age yourself with the picture
of a porno you watch.

Speaker 5 (01:50:26):
Right, and you're just like, man, got me through some tough.

Speaker 4 (01:50:29):
Times, dude, man.

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
Honestly, like there should be aware are they now a
porno thing? Should we produce Aware? Are they now porno thing? No?

Speaker 2 (01:50:38):
It would be two sets.

Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
It's sad they're dead. Their disease is bad. It's not good.

Speaker 5 (01:50:43):
Yeah, no, they're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
Some of them.

Speaker 5 (01:50:45):
They're all doctors. Some of them say or they've needed
doctors and lawyers.

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
They have stuff on Netflix that is called like Laughter,
Life after Porn, and they're all very.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
Like, yeah, not hype. That's usually not the best scenario.

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
How are they not hyped? They have hours of footage
out there of them at their best. Their bodies look phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
Having fun, bodies look bang and having fun, having a blast,
wet and wild, crazy kids.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
Have you guys seen a porno star out in the wild?
Because I remember I had at a Barnes and Noble.
I did like a fucking quadruple take and she looked
at me and was like, yeah, who was Are you
ready shype? Can I blast this? I don't think it's
a big deal, but it's it's and it's a deep
cut that you're gonna be like, whoa because it wasn't obvious.

Speaker 4 (01:51:33):
It's gonna expose you more than her.

Speaker 5 (01:51:35):
No, no, no, because she was a star. She was
a star. I think she might have been like a
Star of the Year, whatever the fuck they do. And
she was just in a hoodie. Do you remember Ashley Blue.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
Kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:51:48):
Brown hair.

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
Adam has the opportunity, does.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
No, I kind of do. I don't really, I'm looking
her up, I think I do.

Speaker 5 (01:51:56):
Oh yeah, but wait green or no?

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Blue? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:51:59):
Blue blue blue. She was at a Barnes and Noble
and I was next to her and I look and
I go, oh shit, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:52:06):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
She was signing books or like buying that.

Speaker 5 (01:52:09):
Yeah, she was a huge book signing. Uh no, she
was like looking at or something.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
Yeah, I remember this girl.

Speaker 5 (01:52:17):
Don't say it with the fucking that register. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
I would like to give flowers to our manager Isaac.
I was watching some uh some old videos workaholics. Also
flowers to multiple flowers are being given right now. The
uh there we go the Workhogs TV on Instagram. That
account I think it's work workhogs Daily. Well, I don't funk,

(01:52:43):
I'm blanking you guys know that account. They posted on
workogs all the time. They're fucking awesome and they just
post NonStop stuff. And the other night just fell into
a little hole like looking at old clips of like
episodes that I've completely forgot about, where I'm like, oh shit,
and it just sort of transports you back to when
we were shooting those episodes right, and one of them
was a drunken drug umentary when we used to get

(01:53:06):
just blackout drunk and watch the whole season of work
colleagues and do the commentary, which was super fun. And
I remember, well, I listened to it and Isaac comes
in the room and we start talking about Isaac. Were like,
give that up for Isaac our manager, like he's old
as fuck, he's forty one years old or God's and

(01:53:30):
like he's a young looking forty year old. And then
Isaac's like, I'm forty one now, and the man is
fifty one now, and we move him forever. He is
still the oldest guy we know next.

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
To durs He charges pitt sweat, and he.

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
Still isn't afraid to get ridiculously way too drunk with
me at a nice steak dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:53:51):
Yeah, the man, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:53:54):
I'm sorry to the fans that we couldn't wrangle Kyle
his busy prior commitments. We miss you, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (01:54:02):
We do greatly missed, super big time missed.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
The rugeloids are pissed, especially thank god they finally knew
that uh director Steve Barron uh directing teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles amongst coneheads.

Speaker 3 (01:54:15):
Yeah, I feel like we honored Kyle pretty well during
that segment. Would have he would have loved.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
That, Kyle. There's a lot of this that Kyle would
have just loved, but not here.

Speaker 5 (01:54:24):
His fans will have a lot to talk about on
four Chan later. I think that we could.

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
Is new check in that photo or is just the
three of us?

Speaker 5 (01:54:34):
No, it's how it's supposed to be. Freaking see yeah,
good good, it's what the fans want.

Speaker 3 (01:54:39):
Absolutely not, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (01:54:41):
I miss him.

Speaker 3 (01:54:42):
I miss him, And if you want Kyle back, make
sure that you boycott what we do in the Shadows
because that will get him back. Quicker, I think, yeah,
oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:54:50):
Is that what's happening? Can I apologize or can I
urge you to do a take back? Real quick?

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
Nahn.

Speaker 5 (01:54:56):
We love Kyle, we love we love what we call
Shadows because we just I have time to say the
whole name and also forget it. Yeah, it's it's too
bad he's not here. I apologize to the fans, but
I'm not a bitch. Deal with it on an asshole?

Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
Yeah, I get them, And that's another episode of this is.

Speaker 5 (01:55:17):
Import but not to Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
Freaking see ya