August 30, 2024 • 47 mins
From the mind of Daniel’s son, the complete catalog of Tosh Show Bedtime Stories.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Tosh Tosh Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey guys, it's me Daniel Tosh, host of The Toss Show,
and today I've got a very special pod for you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Today we're doing a.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Best of Oh Eddie hit us with some of that
best of sweet jazz music that you love so much.
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Like good jazz, you never know when it's gonna end.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
My son has been doing the bedtime Stories segment for
our show for all but two episodes, but now now
it's going to be the best of And since it's
my son, I couldn't pick just one or two, so
I'm gonna play the entire catalog for you back to back.
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That way, you can let your children watch this at
night before they go to bed, and you won't have
to read to them. F Y, this is the only
piece of content on this show that we could check
the yes It's made for Kids box when uploadingto YouTube.
So kids, please enjoy this very very very long video,
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and also please don't ever watch anything else that we
ever put on this channel until you turn eighteen or
run away from home.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Enjoy Went upon a Time in a soul Always some
planets Wait, any planet had a distant amo? Wait some
planet hot? How dinis or some planet. But the planet
had had dying, So what their mommy got They were
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baby dying? So get somebody had they had chicken, some
plan they had beards. Some planet had rabbits, some pan
had bunnies, some planet has way.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So there's one planet that just had rabbits and one
planet had bunnies. What's the difference between the planet that
had rabbits and the planet that had bunnies? Okay, goodbye?
Tell me one one scary story. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
One day geek geep down a bead who was a
bead drying, and the wren tiny it was a bead.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Ryan, it's not scary. This is a hole. There's a
big lion in it. Goofball, you do it whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Go ahead one time in a soul way wand then
Molly said he can't outside, oh little note, so one
day it will winter and they talked it down her
side and they went outfly and then the man were
one They wasn't honey, and then noted, then.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, it's Christmas, go ahead and tell me.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Sorry, want to come time? You're two? Little twin. All
they wanted to do it wanted twin was but they
twin didn't, so they building between fat, the little boys
building frame fat, and then the twins the two little
frame drolled on it, and then one of them wood,
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and then they twinn't said sat but the fat and
wanted me to tell you the really stories.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Sure, tell me a really short story.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh no, I'm down to the lot. But the rabbit
was it didn't know how to jumbled it all, so
he decided to make a way jump he wider. He
rided himself on a bike.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The end. How am I supposed to go to bed
after hearing that story?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Sit down a warm story, and then and then it
might be wait up time down? Okay, thanks one up
on a time. They were two and mumbo. They were
a seattle and a sea lion. But they didn't know
how to flim, so they dawned on a sabold. Then
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they waddled sea, and then they twitted because they were bold,
not happy, but they were medium emod in they were
in flood. Then they saw our datas, but then they
were mad and swimmed in the ocean. Then and it
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was just poy, but they saw a seward and a
deep y ends. But but.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That story was crazy I liked it like that was
a good story. Thank you for that one. All right,
that's one story. Then we go to bed. Okay, okay,
I'm sleepy.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
One upon a time in the Soul, so Saul saw
Away City. Every time people watched away them on their table,
the hamble bodor with tad the bite of their tato,
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and they and when they came back at the table,
they said, wait, either did it take a bide? This
too did and they saw him. They saw the toto
boatle the end. Once upon a time, the riddle dies.
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They tried did a tampasan. They tried did a campasan,
and the Tampathan didn't vote, and the tampasan didn't vote,
so they died on a distant it. So they died
on the distance. And then they rode on a bike
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and they and then they hit it someone on their bite.
And then they rode on a bike and they hid
it some him riding their bikes. And then they saw
a seahost, and then they saw a seahost and then
they and then they dropped this soon and then they
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dropped their song dead.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Why did you say everything twice in that story?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's a weird thing that you did, Like have you
did you have you ever heard somebody do that before?
You just made that up. You just want to repeat
things twice each time. Yeah, that was that was neat
Like Chris Rocky.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
About one to pilot time and there so way well
on the letter on a boat where a helicoptery free
helicopters and there were so many talks at their eden.
The helicopter didn't know at under the boat with a
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faked but the soul did not at the boat were
doing on the big big ray and the big big
ray the boat were posted on older the way and
then the soap and then and then they're so sot
off the bottom of the boat he and then and
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then it the and then they went sat so and
then they're an hour day that popped it up and
ate the whole boat.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
M wow.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
When too kind of time, somebody named Traptain handed the
brute toe he would he so he did, and he
boughts in this in the soul and he and he
is so he cleaned it up the met in his house.
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But when he drink he he's so so butked one
butt had mixed in this low and try it, but
he didn't know where it is, but somebody put it here.
It se and came out of the drowned. It was
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a zombie, Jill would vaughant zombie the wheel and the
zombie tweated but aided.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
The end. I honestly don't think I understood anything in
that story. There was a zombie. What else was there?
What was the guy's what was the guy's name?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I remember el Alright, I'm telling the same story, but
addition zog in it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh, you're telling me a different version of the same story.
All right, that's her?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
What's uplent of time? And tall? The pavement pretty? The
law They ran a while, but he'd like it to
fit down. Hi, then happy? So my head well, someone
said my head ould and then with a penguin and
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a baby pat she said she was a baby.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I don't like the story at all. It's not good.
It doesn't make sense, and it's it's really hard to understand.
I don't like it when your stories have voices, because
your voice is already on the scale of tough to understand,
and then when you do voices, it's like, what are
we talking about? At this point? I bet see what
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I'm saying. I can't understand that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Just buying a baby.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, you're still doing it, but don't what's one hundred
and fifty six times twenty eight?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Don't signed your song?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Oh okay, okay, okay. Once upon a time there was
a slay city called Mawabill. And in that baby, there's
an old place and the old place went old calls
and it andything was oh eating the place. There's an
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old assertans until they fisted, desisted. A boy named and
this boy name HadAM your eyes. Then he waited someone
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and he didn't know about the dragon one until he
were all the babies and he's hundred and he was
a big brother and he handed a baby sick back Indian.
Once upon time they were the play ground anyone want
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to play down. It was so so fun, but one
of them didn't white it the only way there when
they turned white on or so fun. But and then
the police tick, the police dared kick, and they were
ducked out, and and and and the post got bidder
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and bidder and bidder until until they had to did
their home.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
But it was so big what they got bigger.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
The poet the park.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, the park got bigger and bigger.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, what does it mean? Got me? They were the
white flocked the did and he did all the pole
but they did not bidder and bidder?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
How was the park getting bigger and bigger?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Wait, like, I don't know. Tornado tated maybe and that
made it like a whole alia. I didn't know why.
I didn't know sun.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This story.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yes, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It's scary.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, okay, one gay the momitra you can't out file
your aunt. The little popped into a did t.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I don't want to hear it anymore. Tell me a story.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Once upon a time a wapit went to the work
the end.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, that is insane.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Once upon a time hm hmm in a soul Way
city with the ridle tiny people. All they wanted to do,
Why a more dicycle preddant becauds it would only a
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choose he motorcycle. So they try to keep up with
the other motorcycle. But so they may are They twidded
wed wold red world up plea comoda, and then he
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did it.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
He was a seat So then bye, that's very awful.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Went upon a time in one one what saw sauce
Salway City where the wind were the people and then
they were Baba and Nini. The one were bright red
and when they're bright blue, and they would brighten their
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white bread and white blue tall a wow. But the
blue dye didn't know a pol and they yelled, I
didn't know he was a sciential hold on okay, and
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wondered that. And the other one I don't know. There
was one wanted a.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Chancy. The story has gone off the rails.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I don't no wise, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
What you're saying. Yeah, you've got yourself into a pickle hunt.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, I went out new whizzing.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
The end.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
What's upon a pine? There was a poky pine, but
they were not just any kind of poky pine. This
was a mean poky pine. But all the people didn't
want pine wanted to do they were so mean because
they did all they dot was hit they did, didn't
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needn't there to do anything. Every time they got wrapped
and all of the person that's hot. But they wasn't
just any kind of poky pine. They were a big
big sap sas sauce poky poky pine. But then somebody said, hey,
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back there a mean and that's why, that's what he was.
He wasn't a poky pine. He was my say, he
wasn't a poky pine one of those other ones that
are similar with the poky pies. But they and there
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was a head drag. Then the head shock called chat, hey,
are you a poky pine? And and the poky sign said, yes,
I'm a poky pine. And what is your name? And
then and the poky pine said, my name is poke
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aheim name my name, but Henry and and and Henry
said to the put to the what had Troy, what's
your name? And he said he was his name was
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so why am I don't remember? And then he said,
my name is Sata and see and the poe and
the poky sign said what h And he the boy
gets some mind and said that about a name, Okay,
my name is pine. And and he totally make up
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any names. But then something happened Wayne and poll we
the old man is so ween. That's who came. What
came entruments and they were singing, it's Wain and the polly,
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oh man, he's on he in the bell. He bumped
to the and tilting it in a moaning that what
they were singing. And one person said, come to the doctor.
And that's what they told on when they when they
got into the doctor. I'll tell you what they told
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on when they got into the doctor. I'll tell you doctor,
doctor did me the news, got a bad case and
loving you day back what they told None.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Is that it.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Nope, this is a very lunch soul.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You're telling me.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
This is a soay that thoughts all the way until
at the morning, trying to so it is.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I gotta go to bed, honey then and those bed
in here, Okay, finish it up the end. No, ma'm.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I want to tell stories a day.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, let's tell stories. You wanna go first?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You just down one of those.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
He wants to go first, A right, let him go first,
Get cad.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
And yes, cat cat, get that tat. I mean many
JESU read.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
The story is horrible. Now you tell the story once.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Upon a time and they're so awatid social a deep
leg it bunny. All he wanted to do is samply,
he toured. All he wanted to do is sampling, he
told it. Then I just all it take And then
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the bunny didn't know what to do. He said he
finally he sold to them what all yoga? And at
my talk will how what joining? And then the auto
got what it how that to do?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
And I just so when Wagan this story is no
good either.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Once upon a time, Hey, come Onny something you wanted
to see something? And trazy, Yeah you want to? Can
I bring my brains? Yeah you can't the end?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Are you just retelling tonight? When you saw when I
told you to come in the hallway and look at
the spider.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yes, once upon a time there are Twitter animals. All
they wanted to do is ride on a train, but
a Twitter put put to the addition in all the
boat detached themselves. They did wanted off to play, but
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did anyone point? They're so so happy? And then an
d and but there are too little pain. But the
pevement with the rail like the penguins were sick.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That was like one of the somebody what this is
like one of those movies at the end where ends
the credits rule? And then they had like some extra
little scenes before the movie finishes.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I talked to Madick.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
The other extra scenes in Top on Maverick. Yes all
right then, yes, like Top Maverick.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
And the only Soviet days length, and then they went
to freepdi in.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
They always wanted gender readians one upon a time in
the deep deep out a deep be head or some
little little bullians. But they would he did him hot
doss him. He did what he didn't hear, but they
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said it til one with toty meatballs.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
All right, well, hold let me. So there's three there's
three lions in a cave, and they wanted ham. But
their favorite thing is turkey meatballs. Handmaid hamas turkeys. Okay,
go on, sorry, okay, now we do. That's the end
of the story.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Story.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That story is garbage.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Okay. Once upon the time a tail a datto or
flying in the way, he he'd fly to fly people
with the other so we're tail of dattos. But he
tried it, but they were two way. He sat down
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to someone the truth, and then one outside those into
a ball, and then the h that killed trying the
ada that finded away and then say we don't want
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to stay on, and then blot out of window into
the sign and they saw down their dagger, and then
and then and then the two and then the other
two got to bloat, and then the octopus. It all
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did your jackals, and then they did and then they
found two sides, and then and then the sand, and
they bloted and a bit hold on what ate the saying,
And then they were in a sectal and and they
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sat in a secal.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Because they were two bear there in a segard.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
The wrap this story up right now, and they were
the light and.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Then signed so white, and they brewed away and now
the bold thing helps you do. And then they were
jupid of all the down and then your mommy and
Janny and the day eighth and find up a mountain
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and the mountain and then cowered, and then they cool
getting Dan went upon a time in a win in
two year old taught the chip twenty and they don't
turn to them but only si. They didn't know how
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but the fim. So one day they they they got
they put their bad babings through John. They went outside.
They don't under the tred and they wound have to
swim and then the tod and it was so signed.
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So one day the old wheos in the ohos, oh
whioso wheos. And then when the orio sane, it tep
didn't louder and louder and louder until it got super
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wild until there's a monster coming.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Damn, give me a good night story. Good okay, the.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Funding time and a heart thought soul any single die
and we did teople the the pizza die when eat
their pizza, and when they watched the fact they did
people and gay on Daddy played. They didn't see a pizza,
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so they went to the hamble. They got pizza back
and say, when I came back to my table, they
were then a pizza. Hm. We slimed out what happened
and then that was the boy and the daddy saw
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the pizza man and the pizza turned around and said,
I ate that pizza. Eyeboy hungry. Then they put in
a big bore pizza with and the be natural. So
when he wandered away, he said, oh, I'm eating all
of the pizza. So he trottened the dead tipped them
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and but the ad walked away.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
The end. Good story, buddy, Give me one quick story
before mom reads. Go ahead, h.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Panner Pie in the middle so Land with their tree
doing anyway with a big riddle tractor decided and he
would then beat He would then be a freak, but
he would then the freak the dress or it will
be flick flat so he could dry. So one day
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she decided to be a push flatten, so he dot
and suddle. She pushed it all the way, flew the
plants so they would drow high and tall. So but
he decided that he would then be a male for it.
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One day he would then the milk prints male him
to pretend maw and he was saying, here the male.
They one decided to les how we do too. But
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the only sh he didn't know that there was a
milk guy. He loved milk any time the milk died
with it's any But the weed drimmed the moon and
they walked, and they walked away from the table the
milkman who did it different the humble door. But the milkman,
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as he didn't know there was a little teake. He
stepped and then he set down to the milk tea.
He saw a way to dip out or that milk.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
De wow, Oh, good story.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Once upon a time a little movie. She she it's
somebody with the toys in the water. They she told
they were. But when that anon she was swimming in
the water, she saw a toy in the water. H,
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let's see what that is? And it with a bot
and she said what shee it in the thought and
it was a little tiny white they told it. He said, hm,
what is this? Soon told and then he swim and swamp.
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I saw to the flamp. She went on and she
popped it up and she went on the boat. So
what he did is she framed out of the boat.
I sat at a tear and had so deeted tian
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until she went down a big water saw and then
down at the bottom of the seat, down down down
what tree tour SATs aliens by the turns, but at
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the turn of movemaidse diftant, momaids another momaid, so many
things down at the bottom of the sea ge and
tnat wmo so no, once upon a time in a
so so way the woods with these ladle mouth checkers.
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And then and then and then every day the baby
went out, a big, big, big bear would taste up
to him, and yeah, I told you it was say a,
and and and and every day he would say do
you want to raise? And then and then and then
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they race it, and then the bear and then the baby,
and I was the baby, and then the baby one
and then everybody chilled to them. They went back home.
They had to dan dinner, and then in the mooning
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and then and then and then the bear said, it
been a long time, did you want to ray? And
then and then they and then they races, and then
and then and then and then and then the bear
and then the bell trip and sell and then and
then the baby one and now and there was so
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much house and and then and then someone had knocked
it on the door and they opened the door and
it was a big big bad wolves and then he
lays and jersey and then he told us a butt
this it's a book bottle bundle mono. And these the
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big girl and he said to eat people. And then
but what a people who are fools? And there's the
buns and these the buller bullo and their gull little
baller got little bit cool mans. And then they laugh
and laugh, and there was little bull and there was
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a big cheetah and a leopard corn they said, with
the pigure with their bag guy like guys. Yeah, they
all fright and laugh and laught, and then the rose
eight everyone and then they still laughed when he was
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it can tell me. And then the gender bread maintained,
and it came and then and then and then the
candy maintained, and then the gender and then and then
and then and then the bandy came and they and
they ate the candy man, and then and then locker
come and then the body and in the parkway what difference?
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So we need to be long.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
The story is so long. It's the longest I've ever.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Heard sometime, but I wanted to be long.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, that story so long.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
And then it says seven eight nine d and Kay
went twelve time in the soul. Soul is drive to clean?
Do you? And they talk do the pilot all the
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pilly one the pilot wanted to do was say up
all night, but he couldn't put The team noticed that
he might get tired, so he would. Then he made
up a little bed in the wodden room, so him
faller made yourself told you.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
And maybe that he would maybe just needs a riddle,
more pillows.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
So what he needed to do, it's it's samid Ma
told you, but chance it. He waited and waited and
then she they didn't know, but to this it would
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then be he would the hundry so cham. So what
he had to do and make it out at a
table and he would weigh on a table and then
she was too tired and he wouldn't need any more.
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So the the end.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
But you can't say the end and then say but
is it a two parter? Yeah? The end, Okay, the
second part is just real short.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Mmmm. Once upon a time there the riddle cions all
they wanted to do it. Whoa, but at this handy whoa,
they sound like it freak freak tell the would I
want to mount? So they ate a bit of wyan
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and then they tried to who more how louder lion
and they twigtered it so fine feet feet so they
more lions, more daddy wires, and then and then they
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tried to and they turn and they were so happy.
The end.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Little story tonight because I'm really sleepy. The rather yeah short,
give me a nice story about.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Maybe you won't really like it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, I'll be the judge.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Once upon a time they were the sotha in the water.
They were liting and told it. But any time they
tracked away, how day they ate them any tute time
even either when at night time they do a time out,
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and then they and then don a sissy name, and
then the show about the shick sing nemo, And then
I do answer that.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
That was awful. All right, go ahead, tell me what.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Once upon a time in a sol way song but
the sormer and he's the animal. Every day they were
the salmon in the deep ocean. Shield did every day
they to see anything was saucing day. And one day
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they saw don't into the driveway and and and onto
a big huge tie. Od, it's how you don't know
how to wait out? Did they say? One didn't know
how to suck? And then the end. Once upon a
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time in a saw away planet like they didn't atronauts
they waded so hot, but no insane, so what they
needed tall? Where the water is it? They blanted darts intense,
the matter all blow, they said. And then the asnaut
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waded and waded, and then the waters it tame so dope.
So anybody would the town accept the mulder beasts and
they milder beasts. But then sire and and he bloated
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sire out. And there was a time they dragged He
were purple with flight on him always. Then then when
they were night time, he he got out of bed.
He got out, he went outside, and they were the beast.
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It was talk. It was told him preezing beasts, and
that precently blew him and told him into assat you
but this, and then he told back, and then he
woked bow and then missile beast flew away. Yeah, and
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then the aftronaut waited and waded, and then they saw
another one to sip with the titty cat in it.
And then they got broke and put to the actronaut.
They didn't know they were the ti tatten that the
astronaut and then deceased whistled loudly, and then and then
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and then away to the west to the hero says,
and then and then they all went to bed.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
The end.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Once upon that crime in Solwayland, iron lord rainbows, there
was aught to put in noceit. His name was Bubby,
and all he wanted to do the kick his lead,
but he was too so he was still a baby.
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The end on top one the time and the dog
dog jog don't cry with the moon and death and
they who went on the wall. People people watched on
the wold, and they went each outkay, okay, one talk
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about it one o the mummy one mother that was
did the sea when were the wool bar? One the
one one word to see one the town, and one
with the boat a red boat, and then once what
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and the one one was a momid.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The story's gone off the rails.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
And once upon a time maybe that with fleming the
old kids. They were people on the beach for a
paddleing the then pop up and they set a should
and down along and then suddenly they got in their
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doll droats that sack of they tear they lay out
that were a sack as they can took. I think
did someone there? And then lay them back home trot
door shut. They locked the door, locked all of the
doll so nothing will come in. Then something happened. The
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house were all doult. They knew what happened that they
electrically went off in their house and there was somebody
huge fort turned the kneading dough shot full. Oh oh,
they saw fourth at the beach, and then they were
(43:56):
trying to eat the bread with you. Then that didn't happen.
What those so sad? I say it the flock China,
they say, did it all? Anybody? The Chino went so sad?
The fucking after him?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
What are you do you? I don't know what you're saying.
The whip ran after him.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
The fucking acting, the froth, no, the face frost. No,
a sloth, yeah, a swath. I got it.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
But they were two fold, so did chea. And then
the fun on the cheetah and the Cheeta went so
sack and then he done in the Cheta car.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
The cheetah has a car.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
It was just a Halloween tattoo.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Who was dressed up like a cheetah.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Maybe out now a real Cheeta, a.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Real cheetah dressed up like a cheetah. Yeah, all right,
Is this the end of the story? No? When does
it end? Because it makes It's just gone on ten minutes,
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
And then something happens. The animal wam back, but the
molten lamp the more team. What do you send me ever?
Bidden to come from plane?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Rud, I don't know. Then I want you to tell
me one happy Halloween story.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Okay, that, but that then you be about us, drall it,
I say. And a mouth with a pump on a.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Pumpkin, A mouth on a pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeaes Sasian, a Sasian. Some ice.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
We'll tell me the story okay, but but but but
this went in.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Not real, but do it the mummy and this one,
but but do it just a boy? But the boy
would dress that by the mummy.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Okay, but.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Not the end. Yea, they were treat treating. They was,
but but they wouldest it up at the mummy and
he would torsistant healthy and the only health he saw
with a pie for the pizza truck. Yeah, the house
had a pizza. So when he went with the house,
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I had only pizza and and and they laughed and
rapper it would dip pizza anywhere on the ground EdWay.
No one would except the mummy with the mummy. You
hit your mummy, not your mommy, your mummy, you hit
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your daddy here.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
So at the end of that story, but they didn't.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Know I do a real mummy. There was a real
mummy in this vie. But they can't talk about that
one put that there was sil but then they were
hand sounded mummies.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Oh my goodness them all right, go ahead and tell
me a happy story.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Okay, Okay, for the time in the sauce sauce over
were a two timer. They won't played with finals dironals.
We're not silly, so they won one. Put their one silly, Dynald,
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and that's a great story.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Thank you.
Tosh Tosh Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey guys, it's me Daniel Tosh, host of The Toss Show,
and today I've got a very special pod for you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Today we're doing a.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Best of Oh Eddie hit us with some of that
best of sweet jazz music that you love so much.
(00:45):
Like good jazz, you never know when it's gonna end.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
My son has been doing the bedtime Stories segment for
our show for all but two episodes, but now now
it's going to be the best of And since it's
my son, I couldn't pick just one or two, so
I'm gonna play the entire catalog for you back to back.
(01:13):
That way, you can let your children watch this at
night before they go to bed, and you won't have
to read to them. F Y, this is the only
piece of content on this show that we could check
the yes It's made for Kids box when uploadingto YouTube.
So kids, please enjoy this very very very long video,
(01:34):
and also please don't ever watch anything else that we
ever put on this channel until you turn eighteen or
run away from home.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Enjoy Went upon a Time in a soul Always some
planets Wait, any planet had a distant amo? Wait some
planet hot? How dinis or some planet. But the planet
had had dying, So what their mommy got They were
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baby dying? So get somebody had they had chicken, some
plan they had beards. Some planet had rabbits, some pan
had bunnies, some planet has way.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So there's one planet that just had rabbits and one
planet had bunnies. What's the difference between the planet that
had rabbits and the planet that had bunnies? Okay, goodbye?
Tell me one one scary story. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
One day geek geep down a bead who was a
bead drying, and the wren tiny it was a bead.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Ryan, it's not scary. This is a hole. There's a
big lion in it. Goofball, you do it whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Go ahead one time in a soul way wand then
Molly said he can't outside, oh little note, so one
day it will winter and they talked it down her
side and they went outfly and then the man were
one They wasn't honey, and then noted, then.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, it's Christmas, go ahead and tell me.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Sorry, want to come time? You're two? Little twin. All
they wanted to do it wanted twin was but they
twin didn't, so they building between fat, the little boys
building frame fat, and then the twins the two little
frame drolled on it, and then one of them wood,
(03:52):
and then they twinn't said sat but the fat and
wanted me to tell you the really stories.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Sure, tell me a really short story.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh no, I'm down to the lot. But the rabbit
was it didn't know how to jumbled it all, so
he decided to make a way jump he wider. He
rided himself on a bike.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The end. How am I supposed to go to bed
after hearing that story?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Sit down a warm story, and then and then it
might be wait up time down? Okay, thanks one up
on a time. They were two and mumbo. They were
a seattle and a sea lion. But they didn't know
how to flim, so they dawned on a sabold. Then
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they waddled sea, and then they twitted because they were bold,
not happy, but they were medium emod in they were
in flood. Then they saw our datas, but then they
were mad and swimmed in the ocean. Then and it
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was just poy, but they saw a seward and a
deep y ends. But but.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That story was crazy I liked it like that was
a good story. Thank you for that one. All right,
that's one story. Then we go to bed. Okay, okay,
I'm sleepy.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
One upon a time in the Soul, so Saul saw
Away City. Every time people watched away them on their table,
the hamble bodor with tad the bite of their tato,
(06:03):
and they and when they came back at the table,
they said, wait, either did it take a bide? This
too did and they saw him. They saw the toto
boatle the end. Once upon a time, the riddle dies.
(06:29):
They tried did a tampasan. They tried did a campasan,
and the Tampathan didn't vote, and the tampasan didn't vote,
so they died on a distant it. So they died
on the distance. And then they rode on a bike
(06:50):
and they and then they hit it someone on their bite.
And then they rode on a bike and they hid
it some him riding their bikes. And then they saw
a seahost, and then they saw a seahost and then
they and then they dropped this soon and then they
(07:12):
dropped their song dead.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Why did you say everything twice in that story?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's a weird thing that you did, Like have you
did you have you ever heard somebody do that before?
You just made that up. You just want to repeat
things twice each time. Yeah, that was that was neat
Like Chris Rocky.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
About one to pilot time and there so way well
on the letter on a boat where a helicoptery free
helicopters and there were so many talks at their eden.
The helicopter didn't know at under the boat with a
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faked but the soul did not at the boat were
doing on the big big ray and the big big
ray the boat were posted on older the way and
then the soap and then and then they're so sot
off the bottom of the boat he and then and
(08:19):
then it the and then they went sat so and
then they're an hour day that popped it up and
ate the whole boat.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
M wow.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
When too kind of time, somebody named Traptain handed the
brute toe he would he so he did, and he
boughts in this in the soul and he and he
is so he cleaned it up the met in his house.
(08:53):
But when he drink he he's so so butked one
butt had mixed in this low and try it, but
he didn't know where it is, but somebody put it here.
It se and came out of the drowned. It was
(09:14):
a zombie, Jill would vaughant zombie the wheel and the
zombie tweated but aided.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
The end. I honestly don't think I understood anything in
that story. There was a zombie. What else was there?
What was the guy's what was the guy's name?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I remember el Alright, I'm telling the same story, but
addition zog in it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh, you're telling me a different version of the same story.
All right, that's her?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
What's uplent of time? And tall? The pavement pretty? The
law They ran a while, but he'd like it to
fit down. Hi, then happy? So my head well, someone
said my head ould and then with a penguin and
(10:15):
a baby pat she said she was a baby.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I don't like the story at all. It's not good.
It doesn't make sense, and it's it's really hard to understand.
I don't like it when your stories have voices, because
your voice is already on the scale of tough to understand,
and then when you do voices, it's like, what are
we talking about? At this point? I bet see what
(10:45):
I'm saying. I can't understand that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Just buying a baby.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, you're still doing it, but don't what's one hundred
and fifty six times twenty eight?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Don't signed your song?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Oh okay, okay, okay. Once upon a time there was
a slay city called Mawabill. And in that baby, there's
an old place and the old place went old calls
and it andything was oh eating the place. There's an
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old assertans until they fisted, desisted. A boy named and
this boy name HadAM your eyes. Then he waited someone
(11:45):
and he didn't know about the dragon one until he
were all the babies and he's hundred and he was
a big brother and he handed a baby sick back Indian.
Once upon time they were the play ground anyone want
(12:08):
to play down. It was so so fun, but one
of them didn't white it the only way there when
they turned white on or so fun. But and then
the police tick, the police dared kick, and they were
ducked out, and and and and the post got bidder
(12:29):
and bidder and bidder until until they had to did
their home.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
But it was so big what they got bigger.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
The poet the park.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, the park got bigger and bigger.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, what does it mean? Got me? They were the
white flocked the did and he did all the pole
but they did not bidder and bidder?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
How was the park getting bigger and bigger?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Wait, like, I don't know. Tornado tated maybe and that
made it like a whole alia. I didn't know why.
I didn't know sun.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This story.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yes, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It's scary.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, okay, one gay the momitra you can't out file
your aunt. The little popped into a did t.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I don't want to hear it anymore. Tell me a story.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Once upon a time a wapit went to the work
the end.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, that is insane.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Once upon a time hm hmm in a soul Way
city with the ridle tiny people. All they wanted to do,
Why a more dicycle preddant becauds it would only a
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choose he motorcycle. So they try to keep up with
the other motorcycle. But so they may are They twidded
wed wold red world up plea comoda, and then he
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did it.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
He was a seat So then bye, that's very awful.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Went upon a time in one one what saw sauce
Salway City where the wind were the people and then
they were Baba and Nini. The one were bright red
and when they're bright blue, and they would brighten their
(14:57):
white bread and white blue tall a wow. But the
blue dye didn't know a pol and they yelled, I
didn't know he was a sciential hold on okay, and
(15:24):
wondered that. And the other one I don't know. There
was one wanted a.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Chancy. The story has gone off the rails.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I don't no wise, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
What you're saying. Yeah, you've got yourself into a pickle hunt.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, I went out new whizzing.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
The end.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
What's upon a pine? There was a poky pine, but
they were not just any kind of poky pine. This
was a mean poky pine. But all the people didn't
want pine wanted to do they were so mean because
they did all they dot was hit they did, didn't
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needn't there to do anything. Every time they got wrapped
and all of the person that's hot. But they wasn't
just any kind of poky pine. They were a big
big sap sas sauce poky poky pine. But then somebody said, hey,
(16:40):
back there a mean and that's why, that's what he was.
He wasn't a poky pine. He was my say, he
wasn't a poky pine one of those other ones that
are similar with the poky pies. But they and there
(17:02):
was a head drag. Then the head shock called chat, hey,
are you a poky pine? And and the poky sign said, yes,
I'm a poky pine. And what is your name? And
then and the poky pine said, my name is poke
(17:22):
aheim name my name, but Henry and and and Henry
said to the put to the what had Troy, what's
your name? And he said he was his name was
(17:45):
so why am I don't remember? And then he said,
my name is Sata and see and the poe and
the poky sign said what h And he the boy
gets some mind and said that about a name, Okay,
my name is pine. And and he totally make up
(18:10):
any names. But then something happened Wayne and poll we
the old man is so ween. That's who came. What
came entruments and they were singing, it's Wain and the polly,
(18:30):
oh man, he's on he in the bell. He bumped
to the and tilting it in a moaning that what
they were singing. And one person said, come to the doctor.
And that's what they told on when they when they
got into the doctor. I'll tell you what they told
(18:52):
on when they got into the doctor. I'll tell you doctor,
doctor did me the news, got a bad case and
loving you day back what they told None.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Is that it.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Nope, this is a very lunch soul.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You're telling me.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
This is a soay that thoughts all the way until
at the morning, trying to so it is.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I gotta go to bed, honey then and those bed
in here, Okay, finish it up the end. No, ma'm.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I want to tell stories a day.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, let's tell stories. You wanna go first?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You just down one of those.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
He wants to go first, A right, let him go first,
Get cad.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
And yes, cat cat, get that tat. I mean many
JESU read.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
The story is horrible. Now you tell the story once.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Upon a time and they're so awatid social a deep
leg it bunny. All he wanted to do is samply,
he toured. All he wanted to do is sampling, he
told it. Then I just all it take And then
(20:28):
the bunny didn't know what to do. He said he
finally he sold to them what all yoga? And at
my talk will how what joining? And then the auto
got what it how that to do?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
And I just so when Wagan this story is no
good either.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Once upon a time, Hey, come Onny something you wanted
to see something? And trazy, Yeah you want to? Can
I bring my brains? Yeah you can't the end?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Are you just retelling tonight? When you saw when I
told you to come in the hallway and look at
the spider.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yes, once upon a time there are Twitter animals. All
they wanted to do is ride on a train, but
a Twitter put put to the addition in all the
boat detached themselves. They did wanted off to play, but
(21:46):
did anyone point? They're so so happy? And then an
d and but there are too little pain. But the
pevement with the rail like the penguins were sick.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That was like one of the somebody what this is
like one of those movies at the end where ends
the credits rule? And then they had like some extra
little scenes before the movie finishes.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I talked to Madick.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
The other extra scenes in Top on Maverick. Yes all
right then, yes, like Top Maverick.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
And the only Soviet days length, and then they went
to freepdi in.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
They always wanted gender readians one upon a time in
the deep deep out a deep be head or some
little little bullians. But they would he did him hot
doss him. He did what he didn't hear, but they
(23:01):
said it til one with toty meatballs.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
All right, well, hold let me. So there's three there's
three lions in a cave, and they wanted ham. But
their favorite thing is turkey meatballs. Handmaid hamas turkeys. Okay,
go on, sorry, okay, now we do. That's the end
of the story.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Story.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That story is garbage.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Okay. Once upon the time a tail a datto or
flying in the way, he he'd fly to fly people
with the other so we're tail of dattos. But he
tried it, but they were two way. He sat down
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to someone the truth, and then one outside those into
a ball, and then the h that killed trying the
ada that finded away and then say we don't want
(24:11):
to stay on, and then blot out of window into
the sign and they saw down their dagger, and then
and then and then the two and then the other
two got to bloat, and then the octopus. It all
(24:32):
did your jackals, and then they did and then they
found two sides, and then and then the sand, and
they bloted and a bit hold on what ate the saying,
And then they were in a sectal and and they
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sat in a secal.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Because they were two bear there in a segard.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
The wrap this story up right now, and they were
the light and.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Then signed so white, and they brewed away and now
the bold thing helps you do. And then they were
jupid of all the down and then your mommy and
Janny and the day eighth and find up a mountain
(25:27):
and the mountain and then cowered, and then they cool
getting Dan went upon a time in a win in
two year old taught the chip twenty and they don't
turn to them but only si. They didn't know how
(25:48):
but the fim. So one day they they they got
they put their bad babings through John. They went outside.
They don't under the tred and they wound have to
swim and then the tod and it was so signed.
(26:08):
So one day the old wheos in the ohos, oh
whioso wheos. And then when the orio sane, it tep
didn't louder and louder and louder until it got super
(26:30):
wild until there's a monster coming.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Damn, give me a good night story. Good okay, the.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Funding time and a heart thought soul any single die
and we did teople the the pizza die when eat
their pizza, and when they watched the fact they did
people and gay on Daddy played. They didn't see a pizza,
(27:07):
so they went to the hamble. They got pizza back
and say, when I came back to my table, they
were then a pizza. Hm. We slimed out what happened
and then that was the boy and the daddy saw
(27:29):
the pizza man and the pizza turned around and said,
I ate that pizza. Eyeboy hungry. Then they put in
a big bore pizza with and the be natural. So
when he wandered away, he said, oh, I'm eating all
of the pizza. So he trottened the dead tipped them
(27:53):
and but the ad walked away.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
The end. Good story, buddy, Give me one quick story
before mom reads. Go ahead, h.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Panner Pie in the middle so Land with their tree
doing anyway with a big riddle tractor decided and he
would then beat He would then be a freak, but
he would then the freak the dress or it will
be flick flat so he could dry. So one day
(28:36):
she decided to be a push flatten, so he dot
and suddle. She pushed it all the way, flew the
plants so they would drow high and tall. So but
he decided that he would then be a male for it.
(28:57):
One day he would then the milk prints male him
to pretend maw and he was saying, here the male.
They one decided to les how we do too. But
(29:17):
the only sh he didn't know that there was a
milk guy. He loved milk any time the milk died
with it's any But the weed drimmed the moon and
they walked, and they walked away from the table the
milkman who did it different the humble door. But the milkman,
(29:42):
as he didn't know there was a little teake. He
stepped and then he set down to the milk tea.
He saw a way to dip out or that milk.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
De wow, Oh, good story.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Once upon a time a little movie. She she it's
somebody with the toys in the water. They she told
they were. But when that anon she was swimming in
the water, she saw a toy in the water. H,
(30:28):
let's see what that is? And it with a bot
and she said what shee it in the thought and
it was a little tiny white they told it. He said, hm,
what is this? Soon told and then he swim and swamp.
(30:51):
I saw to the flamp. She went on and she
popped it up and she went on the boat. So
what he did is she framed out of the boat.
I sat at a tear and had so deeted tian
(31:13):
until she went down a big water saw and then
down at the bottom of the seat, down down down
what tree tour SATs aliens by the turns, but at
(31:35):
the turn of movemaidse diftant, momaids another momaid, so many
things down at the bottom of the sea ge and
tnat wmo so no, once upon a time in a
so so way the woods with these ladle mouth checkers.
(31:59):
And then and then and then every day the baby
went out, a big, big, big bear would taste up
to him, and yeah, I told you it was say a,
and and and and every day he would say do
you want to raise? And then and then and then
(32:19):
they race it, and then the bear and then the baby,
and I was the baby, and then the baby one
and then everybody chilled to them. They went back home.
They had to dan dinner, and then in the mooning
(32:40):
and then and then and then the bear said, it
been a long time, did you want to ray? And
then and then they and then they races, and then
and then and then and then and then the bear
and then the bell trip and sell and then and
then the baby one and now and there was so
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much house and and then and then someone had knocked
it on the door and they opened the door and
it was a big big bad wolves and then he
lays and jersey and then he told us a butt
this it's a book bottle bundle mono. And these the
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big girl and he said to eat people. And then
but what a people who are fools? And there's the
buns and these the buller bullo and their gull little
baller got little bit cool mans. And then they laugh
and laugh, and there was little bull and there was
(33:46):
a big cheetah and a leopard corn they said, with
the pigure with their bag guy like guys. Yeah, they
all fright and laugh and laught, and then the rose
eight everyone and then they still laughed when he was
(34:10):
it can tell me. And then the gender bread maintained,
and it came and then and then and then the
candy maintained, and then the gender and then and then
and then and then the bandy came and they and
they ate the candy man, and then and then locker
come and then the body and in the parkway what difference?
(34:37):
So we need to be long.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
The story is so long. It's the longest I've ever.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Heard sometime, but I wanted to be long.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, that story so long.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
And then it says seven eight nine d and Kay
went twelve time in the soul. Soul is drive to clean?
Do you? And they talk do the pilot all the
(35:07):
pilly one the pilot wanted to do was say up
all night, but he couldn't put The team noticed that
he might get tired, so he would. Then he made
up a little bed in the wodden room, so him
faller made yourself told you.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
And maybe that he would maybe just needs a riddle,
more pillows.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
So what he needed to do, it's it's samid Ma
told you, but chance it. He waited and waited and
then she they didn't know, but to this it would
(36:05):
then be he would the hundry so cham. So what
he had to do and make it out at a
table and he would weigh on a table and then
she was too tired and he wouldn't need any more.
(36:27):
So the the end.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
But you can't say the end and then say but
is it a two parter? Yeah? The end, Okay, the
second part is just real short.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Mmmm. Once upon a time there the riddle cions all
they wanted to do it. Whoa, but at this handy whoa,
they sound like it freak freak tell the would I
want to mount? So they ate a bit of wyan
(37:07):
and then they tried to who more how louder lion
and they twigtered it so fine feet feet so they
more lions, more daddy wires, and then and then they
(37:28):
tried to and they turn and they were so happy.
The end.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Little story tonight because I'm really sleepy. The rather yeah short,
give me a nice story about.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Maybe you won't really like it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, I'll be the judge.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Once upon a time they were the sotha in the water.
They were liting and told it. But any time they
tracked away, how day they ate them any tute time
even either when at night time they do a time out,
(38:16):
and then they and then don a sissy name, and
then the show about the shick sing nemo, And then
I do answer that.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
That was awful. All right, go ahead, tell me what.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Once upon a time in a sol way song but
the sormer and he's the animal. Every day they were
the salmon in the deep ocean. Shield did every day
they to see anything was saucing day. And one day
(39:02):
they saw don't into the driveway and and and onto
a big huge tie. Od, it's how you don't know
how to wait out? Did they say? One didn't know
how to suck? And then the end. Once upon a
(39:29):
time in a saw away planet like they didn't atronauts
they waded so hot, but no insane, so what they
needed tall? Where the water is it? They blanted darts intense,
the matter all blow, they said. And then the asnaut
(39:55):
waded and waded, and then the waters it tame so dope.
So anybody would the town accept the mulder beasts and
they milder beasts. But then sire and and he bloated
(40:17):
sire out. And there was a time they dragged He
were purple with flight on him always. Then then when
they were night time, he he got out of bed.
He got out, he went outside, and they were the beast.
(40:39):
It was talk. It was told him preezing beasts, and
that precently blew him and told him into assat you
but this, and then he told back, and then he
woked bow and then missile beast flew away. Yeah, and
(41:00):
then the aftronaut waited and waded, and then they saw
another one to sip with the titty cat in it.
And then they got broke and put to the actronaut.
They didn't know they were the ti tatten that the
astronaut and then deceased whistled loudly, and then and then
(41:25):
and then away to the west to the hero says,
and then and then they all went to bed.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
The end.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Once upon that crime in Solwayland, iron lord rainbows, there
was aught to put in noceit. His name was Bubby,
and all he wanted to do the kick his lead,
but he was too so he was still a baby.
(41:57):
The end on top one the time and the dog
dog jog don't cry with the moon and death and
they who went on the wall. People people watched on
the wold, and they went each outkay, okay, one talk
(42:18):
about it one o the mummy one mother that was
did the sea when were the wool bar? One the
one one word to see one the town, and one
with the boat a red boat, and then once what
(42:40):
and the one one was a momid.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The story's gone off the rails.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
And once upon a time maybe that with fleming the
old kids. They were people on the beach for a
paddleing the then pop up and they set a should
and down along and then suddenly they got in their
(43:12):
doll droats that sack of they tear they lay out
that were a sack as they can took. I think
did someone there? And then lay them back home trot
door shut. They locked the door, locked all of the
doll so nothing will come in. Then something happened. The
(43:33):
house were all doult. They knew what happened that they
electrically went off in their house and there was somebody
huge fort turned the kneading dough shot full. Oh oh,
they saw fourth at the beach, and then they were
(43:56):
trying to eat the bread with you. Then that didn't happen.
What those so sad? I say it the flock China,
they say, did it all? Anybody? The Chino went so sad?
The fucking after him?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
What are you do you? I don't know what you're saying.
The whip ran after him.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
The fucking acting, the froth, no, the face frost. No,
a sloth, yeah, a swath. I got it.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
But they were two fold, so did chea. And then
the fun on the cheetah and the Cheeta went so
sack and then he done in the Cheta car.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
The cheetah has a car.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
It was just a Halloween tattoo.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Who was dressed up like a cheetah.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Maybe out now a real Cheeta, a.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Real cheetah dressed up like a cheetah. Yeah, all right,
Is this the end of the story? No? When does
it end? Because it makes It's just gone on ten minutes,
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
And then something happens. The animal wam back, but the
molten lamp the more team. What do you send me ever?
Bidden to come from plane?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Rud, I don't know. Then I want you to tell
me one happy Halloween story.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Okay, that, but that then you be about us, drall it,
I say. And a mouth with a pump on a.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Pumpkin, A mouth on a pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeaes Sasian, a Sasian. Some ice.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
We'll tell me the story okay, but but but but
this went in.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Not real, but do it the mummy and this one,
but but do it just a boy? But the boy
would dress that by the mummy.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Okay, but.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Not the end. Yea, they were treat treating. They was,
but but they wouldest it up at the mummy and
he would torsistant healthy and the only health he saw
with a pie for the pizza truck. Yeah, the house
had a pizza. So when he went with the house,
(46:28):
I had only pizza and and and they laughed and
rapper it would dip pizza anywhere on the ground EdWay.
No one would except the mummy with the mummy. You
hit your mummy, not your mommy, your mummy, you hit
(46:52):
your daddy here.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
So at the end of that story, but they didn't.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Know I do a real mummy. There was a real
mummy in this vie. But they can't talk about that
one put that there was sil but then they were
hand sounded mummies.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Oh my goodness them all right, go ahead and tell
me a happy story.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Okay, Okay, for the time in the sauce sauce over
were a two timer. They won't played with finals dironals.
We're not silly, so they won one. Put their one silly, Dynald,
(47:41):
and that's a great story.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Thank you.
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