Tossed Popcorn

*twinkle lights* Draft some prose for confusing kisses, disposable dildos, and forgiving friends. The person most confused by the film this week was: Alike's sister any time she had to be involved in any situation.

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My...pod... Swim up for satanic singers, stupid high school sweethearts, and one starving succubus. The person most confused by the film this week was: the bar, about why it was on fire!?

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BOO! Enroll this semester for amish (?) apparitions, disdainful department heads, and frightening frat parties. The person most confused by the film this week was: Liv's mom who kept calling and speaking so slowly?

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Meow! Sink your fangs into deadbeat dates, freaky flames, and one cute cat. The person most confused by the film this week was: the street urchin who lived by the ravine of bodies???

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Meeeeerricaaaaat. Dig up this episode for spooky sisters, creepy cousins, and unhinged uncles. The person most confused by the film this week was: the contrite townsfolk.

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I got podcasts on my fingers! Come Together for Liverpudlian loverboys, wacky walruses, and autotuned anthems. The person most confused by the film this week was: the delicious ripe strawberries getting pinned to a canvas instead of eaten.

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[German instructions] Take the train for pregnant pets, carnal caves, and rogue rice cookers. The person most confused by the film this week was: that beached man with amnesia.

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O Romeo, Romeo...wtf Romeo?! Step onto a sailboat for candid cartographers, embarrassing exes, and confounding cousins. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone's parents.

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Shotgun! Submit your applications for arrogant A-students, uncomforable ubers, and the pernicious pursuit of the proper party. The person most confused by the film this week was: our high school selves, about Who We Were.

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Let us escort you through an episode full of data-driven dates, melancholy memories, and Sci-Fi vibes but for the girls. The person most confused by the film this week was: Tom, about the human world/how not to be annoying.

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Mind your own business! Jump the fence into this episode for dodgey Dollys, nasty neighbors, and survivalist siblings. The person most confused by the film this week was: the freakish cows.

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She's a BABE! Party on for bodacious bits, winsome wigs, and delicious donuts. The person most confused by the film this week was: Garth :')

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I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. Litigate for classical classism, shared cousins' quarters, and Georgian-era jawlines. The person most confused by the film this week was: every wig.

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Bon Appétit! Taste this episode for iconic couples, egotistical e-reads, and boeufs bourguignon. The person most confused by the film this week was: Julie's mom

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...Word. Tweet @us for deceptive dancers, baffled boyfriends, and fearsome Floridians. The person most confused by the film this week was: Derek, when betrayed by his homie.

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Mor'DU! String your bow for awesome archers, cantankerous clans, and punk-rock princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the Delicate Bear.

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Donkeh!!! Get out me swamp for questionable quests, a sensational soundtrack, delightful Donkeys, divalicious dragons, and pernicious princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the recently-evicted little German pigs.

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Let my people go.......... Follow us into this episode for sassy scripture, brawling brothers, and Burning Bushes. The person most confused by the film this week was: Rameses, hearing his brother care about people now, and also seeing him wigless. Siena called the Torah the Talmud at least once in this episode she is so sorry

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Mom!!! Send in a college application 5 months late for an episode full of mean-spirited mamas, chub-phobic chismosas, and America Ferrera's film debut! The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone whenever George Lopez appears in their driveway

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