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Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Protector of the Woods will see you now, gorsh
tie your hands. She won't be happy if you run
away again. Protector of the Woods, we've brought to you
the tresh passers.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let their punishment be swift punishment.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
What kind of punishment?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
How were we supposed to know the woods were yours?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
You don't have any signs.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Chilene, I present to you that Ghana, the Protector and
the woods.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
So these are the trespassers.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You don't look so you're a fine. We're not. We're
simply lost.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Trespassers can get lost.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
For the fourteen thousand time, we didn't know we were trespassing.
My traveling buddy here was just looking for help because
we fell into this galaxy after saving our own. But
Barnaby over here wouldn't listen to us.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You're not from here.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, it's a long story, but.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
You saved it your galaxy, that is Ooh so your heroes. Then,
for the laws of our village, you'll be thrown in
the pit of lava snakes?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
What all?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
You can go on a quest?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What what about the punishment?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh, barnaby, sweetie, we've talked about this. You don't need
to throw every person that stumbles into our woods to
the lava snakes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But ma'am, you never hit your trashpassure to the lava snake.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Did he say, mom? The protector of the woods is
your mom?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Uh? Yeah, shoe hold on? You set a quest? What quest?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
There is a giant orb that is very precious to me.
I need a couple of heroes to get it back.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's it, Okay, we'll do it.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's being guarded by the beast of the woods.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh, on second thought, just throw us in the pit
of lava snakes.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
We accept what wonderful barnaby untie them?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Fine, guard you heard her.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
The last orb that was seen was to the west.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You have one.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Hour one hour, but we need more information.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Best of wok Ugh, I know, Chestnut, I can see it.
Oh what is it?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Kai?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
A bunch of fog formed up ahead?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Huh. I've been keeping an eye on the weather. There
aren't any sides of fog or even clouds.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, there are signs of them.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Now, did did everyone see that?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
My old guy or system just picked up something something big.
Make that do something big.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
I'm doing my best, but I can't fly around them.
If I can't see him. I fly up above the
fog on it ah, see no fog up here.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Fog usually farms in lower altitude, so I figured we'd
be fine higher up.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
I mean, that's great and all broke, but that doesn't
explain what those giant things swooping around the spaceship where though.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Covering mc timbers. Here's a giant para dragon.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Two giant parent dragons. This is incredible. I've only ever
read about them. They create fog to confuse their prey.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, from the looks of it, we are the prey.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
They're coming for us. Get her sell it here, Malachai.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You don't have to tell me it's wise. Everyone hang on.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
West, she said, a lot of help, that is, How
are we supposed to find this dumb orbi thing in
just an hour. We've already been walking for twenty minutes
and nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay, first of all, it's been ten minutes. And second
of all, we are going to complete this question no time.
Just you still be to scan for it. We grab it,
quest complete, and we're let free.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You know, for a space of life. It's pilot. You
sure seem to rely on a space pirate captain a
lot to help you. With your plans, Sylvie, Sorry, little buddy,
I know you could use a break, but looks like
you have some more work to do. Scan for an
ORB thingy, So looks like it's in that direction.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
See easy, And you wanted to be thrown into a
pit a lava snakes?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, you know we could just escape now. No
one followed us into the woods. Huh, you're right, no
one followed us at all, not even Barnaby.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Mm Bella Donna mentioned a beast. You don't think it's real,
do you? Beasts don't exist, maybe not in our galaxy,
but what if they do in this one?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
This? This is silly. Let's just find the orb.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, whatever you say, MC, But if this beast shows up,
I'm out of here with or without you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I can't shake them. Oh yeah, just nut. Didn't you
drive the space ship? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
there's two chasing us.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'll come on, Sonic goggles. You've gotta have something about
parrot dragons. I got it, mister do Bloom. Do you
have anything shiny on the ship where Spice pirates?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Everything we have on board is shiny.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Throw it over, boy, parent dragons love shiny things, and
it'll distract them.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Oh, I don't think the cabin would like that very much.
Oh on second though, Oh, the cup will be fine.
You heard zech crew throw out anything shiny.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ay?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
WoT you look at that? It's working.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Good thing too. Looks like one of those parrot dragons
costs to leak in the fuel engine. We're gonna have
to land and walk the rest of the way to
the second galactic bridge.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I really hope i'm seeing silver. I are having a
better time where they are.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, the scan clock the orbs somewhere behind that cluster
of tall bushes.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, I found it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
At least I think I found it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's a weird looking orb.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Almost looks like a giant purple and green ball.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
If you ask me.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Wonder why it's so special to Bella Donna.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh well, at least we found it. Let's get back
while we've got time to spare.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Wasn't that bush further away?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh uh, I don't think that's a bush and feet
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The Protector of the Woods will see you now, gorsh
tie your hands. She won't be happy if you run
away again. Protector of the Woods, we've brought to you
the tresh passers.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let their punishment be swift punishment.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
What kind of punishment?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
How were we supposed to know the woods were yours?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
You don't have any signs.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Chilene, I present to you that Ghana, the Protector and
the woods.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
So these are the trespassers.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You don't look so you're a fine. We're not. We're
simply lost.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Trespassers can get lost.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
For the fourteen thousand time, we didn't know we were trespassing.
My traveling buddy here was just looking for help because
we fell into this galaxy after saving our own. But
Barnaby over here wouldn't listen to us.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You're not from here.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, it's a long story, but.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
You saved it your galaxy, that is Ooh so your heroes. Then,
for the laws of our village, you'll be thrown in
the pit of lava snakes?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
What all?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
You can go on a quest?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What what about the punishment?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh, barnaby, sweetie, we've talked about this. You don't need
to throw every person that stumbles into our woods to
the lava snakes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But ma'am, you never hit your trashpassure to the lava snake.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Did he say, mom? The protector of the woods is
your mom?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Uh? Yeah, shoe hold on? You set a quest? What quest?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
There is a giant orb that is very precious to me.
I need a couple of heroes to get it back.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's it, Okay, we'll do it.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's being guarded by the beast of the woods.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh, on second thought, just throw us in the pit
of lava snakes.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
We accept what wonderful barnaby untie them?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Fine, guard you heard her.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
The last orb that was seen was to the west.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You have one.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Hour one hour, but we need more information.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Best of wok Ugh, I know, Chestnut, I can see it.
Oh what is it?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Kai?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
A bunch of fog formed up ahead?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Huh. I've been keeping an eye on the weather. There
aren't any sides of fog or even clouds.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, there are signs of them.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Now, did did everyone see that?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
My old guy or system just picked up something something big.
Make that do something big.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
I'm doing my best, but I can't fly around them.
If I can't see him. I fly up above the
fog on it ah, see no fog up here.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Fog usually farms in lower altitude, so I figured we'd
be fine higher up.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
I mean, that's great and all broke, but that doesn't
explain what those giant things swooping around the spaceship where though.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Covering mc timbers. Here's a giant para dragon.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Two giant parent dragons. This is incredible. I've only ever
read about them. They create fog to confuse their prey.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, from the looks of it, we are the prey.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
They're coming for us. Get her sell it here, Malachai.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You don't have to tell me it's wise. Everyone hang on.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
West, she said, a lot of help, that is, How
are we supposed to find this dumb orbi thing in
just an hour. We've already been walking for twenty minutes
and nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay, first of all, it's been ten minutes. And second
of all, we are going to complete this question no time.
Just you still be to scan for it. We grab it,
quest complete, and we're let free.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You know, for a space of life. It's pilot. You
sure seem to rely on a space pirate captain a
lot to help you. With your plans, Sylvie, Sorry, little buddy,
I know you could use a break, but looks like
you have some more work to do. Scan for an
ORB thingy, So looks like it's in that direction.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
See easy, And you wanted to be thrown into a
pit a lava snakes?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, you know we could just escape now. No
one followed us into the woods. Huh, you're right, no
one followed us at all, not even Barnaby.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Mm Bella Donna mentioned a beast. You don't think it's real,
do you? Beasts don't exist, maybe not in our galaxy,
but what if they do in this one?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
This? This is silly. Let's just find the orb.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, whatever you say, MC, But if this beast shows up,
I'm out of here with or without you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I can't shake them. Oh yeah, just nut. Didn't you
drive the space ship? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
there's two chasing us.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'll come on, Sonic goggles. You've gotta have something about
parrot dragons. I got it, mister do Bloom. Do you
have anything shiny on the ship where Spice pirates?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Everything we have on board is shiny.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Throw it over, boy, parent dragons love shiny things, and
it'll distract them.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Oh, I don't think the cabin would like that very much.
Oh on second though, Oh, the cup will be fine.
You heard zech crew throw out anything shiny.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ay?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
WoT you look at that? It's working.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Good thing too. Looks like one of those parrot dragons
costs to leak in the fuel engine. We're gonna have
to land and walk the rest of the way to
the second galactic bridge.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I really hope i'm seeing silver. I are having a
better time where they are.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, the scan clock the orbs somewhere behind that cluster
of tall bushes.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, I found it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
At least I think I found it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's a weird looking orb.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Almost looks like a giant purple and green ball.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
If you ask me.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Wonder why it's so special to Bella Donna.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh well, at least we found it. Let's get back
while we've got time to spare.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Wasn't that bush further away?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh uh, I don't think that's a bush and feet
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