February 22, 2024 • 36 mins
Devin recaps Carolina on her gluten cross contaminated birthday party before the ladies dive into the latest episodes of The Bachelor which a reawakening Carolina’s sex drive but putting Devin to sleep in contrast to the NEW SEASON OF LOVE IS BLIND with Megan Fox’s Doppelgänger and Matthew the magical disappearing man and Jimmy the toe and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ohed, Hello and welcome to the True Romance Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is Carolina Barlow.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
This is Devin Leary, and this is the last time
I will be recorded on an episode at the age
of thirty one.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
The next episode, I'll be at the age.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Of thirty two, I will be at the age of
thirty two. Devin had a birthday party last night.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I did, and you know, like before we start the podcast,
Cookies literally sitting on the zoom looking so cute like
my little assistant, and now he's biting and tearing the
wires apart.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh Cookie, you are evil. Oh my god. Yeah, I
had a birthday party.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It was like fun in the sense that it's like,
you know, I think human beings are animals, and as
my mom always says, for domesticated animals, the biggest struggle
is often just boredom, and you have to stimulate them.
And so technically, if she says, even conflict is stimulation
for animals. This came from the fact that I said,
I was sad that I thought one of my family dogs, Eddie,
(01:19):
was having a hard time because they got a puppy
and he didn't like her. And my mom said, at
least he has like conflict, that's like entertaining him. So
in that sense, my party was fun because I was
stimulated by constant fear that I was saying the wrong
thing and that I looked bad and was bloated because
I ate a hot dog that could have been cross
contamidated with gluten, and I have a disability called Celiac's disease,
(01:39):
recognized by the national government. And so then I'm bloated
in my skims skirt, by the way, already spilled ginger
ale all over the skirt before everyone even got there.
And it's just like spilling and falling as an adult
is just embarrassing, Like you're like, yeah, I did something humiliating.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm glad the whole bar is looking over here.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I walked into a glass door at like a huge
agency in Los Angeles and the whole floor was silenced
by it. So I do wonder I am one of you.
I understand what you're talking about. This is me relating
to you.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, it's just like great.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So I guess I've taken a huge step back in
terms of any progress I've made. So yeah, I mean,
I guess it's like I've always been a birthday party person.
And my question is for what, for what? Why do
I do that? But I'm also so grateful for my
family and friends. Everybody came out, everyoney said something, And
my real birthday is Tuesday, and wait next Tuesday and
(02:36):
the twenty seventh. So if you don't send me a
happy birthday, that's gonna that's gonna leave him mark.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But that's gonna sting, not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I did tell Devin that I was going to fly
out to New York to surprise her this weekend, but
the harsh reality of finances came in the way of
that plan, mainly because I am a giant and it's
really uncomfortable for me to be on planes unless I
fly first class. Can I afford to fly first class?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Do I fly first class sometimes?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Is that a crazy thing to spend money on? I know,
it's so nuts.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I had a great experience flying first class about a
year ago, where I sat right next to the toilet
on Jet Blue flying Jet Blumint and the girl it
was pretty disgusting, like we heard everyone flush, and the
girl next to me said, excuse me, it's the flight attendant.
The flight attendant came over and the girl was like, Hey,
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I just want to let you know it smells.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Like shit over here.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I was like, Okay, I hate when people say anything
to servers or anyone in the service industry in any
capacity that they can't help with.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Do you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm like, what is she going to do, like restructure
the plane for us? And she was like, I'm never
flying this airline again first class And it's like, oh yeah,
the flight attendant is going to have a real problem
with that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
She's going to talk to corporate.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, I want to say some stuff that might get
me in trouble, but since I'm an artist of the
recording variety, I think like it's my place to be
like controversial and say, in my opinion, yeah, I want
to disrupt the norm. So I'm flying to Seattle and
I see an elderly man in a tank top like elderly,
three syllables in a tank top and a hat that
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said US veteran, And I said, this guy is going
to be trouble.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Like, this guy is going to be trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
He's walking and then once it's like time to get
on the plane, he needs a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I said, this guy's going to be trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't know what the trouble was at first, because
first he caused some sort of disruption where we couldn't
like get on the plane, like they like loaded him in,
you know, before the other passengers, and something happened, and
it was like there's like some sort of disruption we
can't get in.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
People were acting like something was wrong. I'm like whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Then we get there and they say over the intercom,
we have to make an emergency landing for a medical issue.
So of course i'm you know, human nature. The voyeur
looking left and right, I'm like, what is the medical issue?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Like what's happening? I don't see any hubbub, Like where're
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And the old guy shit his pants.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So basically, the old guy had an oxygen machine and
he thought that he could charge it on the plane,
And you can't charge an oxygen machine on the plane
because it's like an insane medical device that takes six
hours to fully charge and like.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Uses so much power.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So it in a sense, and he was there with
his daughter or something. It's like, in a sense, it's
like kind of on her that why didn't she look
that up? Like you can't just be like, well, I'm
really like my source of life is actually about to
die and go blank.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But that's how I feel when I don't have a
charger to my phone, so I actually can identify.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
But you would.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But would you ever get on a plane with an
almost dead phone not knowing whether.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
You'd be able to charge? No?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
No, no, no, I've done that. Yes, well should I would?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I like to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
No, now that I'm adult, I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So it just was the kind of thing of like,
I don't know what it's like to have an oxygen machine,
but to me, that's like human error. And when they start,
when they make the emergency landing and they're like unloading
the person who's caused this, I said it's gonna be
the elderly man in the tank, US veteran, and it
was him.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
And but that being said, I was sitting next.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
To two people who were totally great, but one of
them was like clearly like a corporate businesswoman for Starbucks,
the industry, like the business, and she was on a
zoom the whole flight.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'm like, how are you even on a zoom?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And she's like putting up numbers on the zoom about
like Starbucks numbers. I was like, I don't even know
how you're doing that. I'm like trying to write one
page on final draft and being like, you know what,
I hate myself and I hate my career and I'll
never be able to do that. But I'm just gonna
go on Revolve and see what's new because I'm a failure.
So basically we land because of that guy. But actually
it was like miraculous how fast it all happened.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Like I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
They were like we could be here for three hours,
and then within like ten minutes they're like we're ready
to get back.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I'm like, wow, this is amazing.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
The woman behind me had chosen to bring her small
dog in a carrier on the plane, and I relate
like I brought Cookie on a plane, and I was
very nervous, like does he have to use the bathroom?
He's cramped in a small space. But again that's not
the flight attendant's fault. So the woman kept being like,
excuse me, excuse me. Do you know how long it's
gonna be, And the flight attendant's like, well, actually it's
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only gonna be We're not even gonna be late because
initially we were scheduled to land early and now we're
just gonna land on time.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And she's like, oh, exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Initially we're scheduled to land early, so I was expecting
to land early and now we're gonna land late. And
the flight attendant's like, yeah, I mean, we're really doing
the best like we can. And she's like, I have
a small animal with me, and she's like, is there
any way, like I I is there a relief area
at this like place or whatever like for the dogs?
And the flight attendant goes, I'm actually not sure, and
she's like, well, I am. I've been to this airport
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before and there's a relief aera. I'm gonna take my
dog to the relief area. And the flight attendant's like,
see if you do that, like it might hold up
the fight even more because you would have to go
back through security. And she's like, well, okay, Well I
hope he's okay. I mean I hope he's okay. And
I'm like, wait, what, Like this is your choice to
bring an animal on the plane. Now you're putting it
on this woman who it has nothing to do with,
(08:12):
Like it's just so I was just like people suck.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Like people suck.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I have a friend's friend who had a dog on
a plane that had diarrhea on the flight, diarrhea got
on the person next to her.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Stop yes, yeah, stop, yeah stop.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
She took her dog into the restroom, held it on
her lap, and cried until the flight landed.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Wait wait wait, I'm sorry. Is this your friend? Their
dog had the diarrhea?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
My friend's friend.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Okay, wait, what do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? Wait? So she just went in
the cause she was so embarrassed. She went in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
She was like because it was like diret poop everywhere,
So she just went to the beds, like to despair.
The rest of the custom, like the rest of the passengers.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I'm so overwhelmed.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I know I am too. I literally won't.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
After hearing that story, I was like, great, thank you
for letting me know that I will never take a
dog on a plane, just out of the one percent
risk that that happens.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
How long was the fight?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I don't know anything about it. All I know is poop.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So on a different note, I need to go on
another date. I went on my New Year's resolution was
to go on a date this year.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I did it.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
It was a dud.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I need to go on another one because and this
is what I wanted to mention. I don't want to
just keep on saying that I need to go on
a date, but I wanted to mention that the idea
of someone kissing me is like horrific, really, like I'm
so scared of it. Yeah, like I feel like I
won't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Interesting, I get it, like sexless.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Like I feel like, Barbie.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You need to meet someone that you have a spark
with and you will be awoken.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Okay, I'll trust you all that.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Let me say one thing, as someone who is feeling
a spark now that I have not on record, have
not felt in years, it is like I'm constantly like,
oh my god, this is what this was like, Like,
oh that's what this was like. It's like we have
forgotten it's been I think you and I probably felt
(10:22):
last felt a spark at the same time, because you're right,
and it was so long ago. It's like I thought
I knew what that felt like, but I was often
like I don't even know, like questioning my sexuality even
like being like what do I even like about this,
like none of this makes any sense. I hate this,
and now I'm like, oh my god, this is what
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it is.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, this gives me hope because I was really I
had a thought yesterday of some guy kissing me, and
I was like, ooh. But I do want to say
that I do feel a spark with our current Bachelor, Joey.
I have been we have been watching this show. We've
been watching The Bachelor and The Bachelor. I have sat
through some of the most boring hours of television that
(11:05):
the universe has to offer. And like you say, Devin,
you know, as a loyal Bravo viewer, you have gone
through thick and thin with some of these shows. You
watched the bad seasons of Summerhouse, You've watched, you know,
the unremarkable seasons of Roney, and then you get these
rewards once in a while. Once in a while you
(11:26):
get you know, the scandabal season of Vander Pumper Rolls, Yeah,
which I swear to god, I've seen twice all the
way through, and I could watch it a third time
because it's fascinating, you know. And so right now we're
having to watch the most fucking weird boring season vander
Pumper roles I've ever seen that's so heavily produced it's
sometimes hard to watch, but I'll pay for it, like
I'll wait for another good season. So that's how I
(11:50):
feel like I am getting my reward right now with
Joey's Bachelor season, because we finally have an attractive male.
We have an attractive male who has like good character,
like when the girls are doing embarrassing challenges, aka, when
there was a game where they had all of these
sausages on like a tetherball pull flying in the air
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and the girls had to catch them with their mouths
and the girl, you know, the random Italian woman who's
doing this, goes like, joe you stand over here, and
he was like, I'm not going to let them do
this alone.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, I'm going to do it with them. And that
seems small.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Sometimes we are always amazed at where the bar is
for men, but it still was so much better than
the bachelor's we've had in the past, and looking at
Pilot Pete that I was astonished. Pilot Pete once had
girls in a pillow fight and he yelled at them,
how bad do.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You want it?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And then we cut to Joey, who when the girls
are working out, he is working out with them. He's
doing push ups with them, he's helping them push tires
over these little weak Revolve models and he's helping them.
He's just a good guy. He asks follow up questions.
He asks, He says, I remember you said you were
from Tennessee. He's remembering things about these girls.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
He seems like bare minimum.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But it seems like bare minimum. But I have never
seen a man ask follow up questions. Nick vile?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Is that how he pranounce.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
His last name, It's Viall, But I like that you
said vile.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Nick Viall was saying that Joey is like a people
pleaser and that he's not sending girls.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Home on one on ones, and.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm like, I don't care. He's connecting with these women. Yes,
he's gotten in trouble for not being very intelligent.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Now let me say something about that though.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Go ahead, and I guess we're referring to the fact
that he thought Gypsy Rose was Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Okay, these are just things like and.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yes, he called a city that was, you know, found
in fifteen hundred BC.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
He said it when you see this footage. Yes, the
headlines are bad.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
When the headlines are bad, but when you see this footage,
it's like, yeah, he's walking around the city. He's like, yeah,
it's got kind of an old school vibe. I don't know,
like you just say things sometimes, and I'm not the
brightest bulb sometimes either.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, can you imagine if people went through this podcast
pulling apart things we said. I'm sure there's words that
we've used that aren't words. I'm sure we've you knows.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Some super important candidates, you know what, come for us?
Listen to every single episode and cancel us on a
public forum. Please please, no, please, We could use it.
I could use a good cancelation. Actually I could not. Literally,
one person criticizing me will like send me to a
psych word. But in any case, right now, there's drama
on The Bachelor because it's actually incredible drama because it
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came out of nothing. This girl named Medina is thirty
one years old, so she's dealing with what you're dealing with, Devin,
which is aging.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You know, she's currently in that process. I don't know
about you, guys, but I'm currently in the aging process
and so she say, let me say one thing, which
is that I'm like, I'm coming off watching all of
the new Love is Blind in twenty four hours, and
I'm like trying to catch up on the Bachelor, and
I'm like, this is so snoozefest, and my romantic interest
was actually here. And he kept saying, like asking questions,
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and I was like, I don't know. I don't know
who they are. I don't know what they're doing. I
don't know what they're talking about. He's like, wait, why
does everyone not like Maria.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I'm like, I don't know. She seems fine to me.
She seems fine to me.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So that is like the invisible crisis is like, what's
the problem with Maria?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
To quote?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
How do you solve the problem?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Like Maria?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, And Medina at one point said, I'm thirty one
and I'm insecure about that, Devin, you can identify.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
And yeah, because I'm thirty two almost.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
No I know, so like you you're almost you're thirty
one plus, as Pat Reagan says, yes and quote unquote
behind Medina's back. But it doesn't matter. This is nothing,
says why does she feel securra? I don't feel I
don't think that's old. A little girl named Sidney, who
owns a vintage clothing store, says, I heard Maria talking
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shit Medina's my girl, and I don't find that behavior
to be okay. This becomes the whole season, this little
tiff you. I want something real, I want something juicy,
I want you know, like But all of a sudden,
Sidney calls Maria a bully. She completes, she keeps on
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confronting Joey about it. Sydney ends up going home and
then like her villain crown is taken over by Leah,
who famously Leo was given a card at like when
Joey was announced his bachelor and she was named as
one of the contestants. Cut to her first night there.
She reads the card and it says, this card gives
you the power to take anyone on one date over.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
She cries.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
She cries and is like, I just would never want
to like treat a woman badly like that. Cut to
She's like the meanest girl I've ever seen. She's being
so mean to Maria, and this is the problem with Maria.
Maria's hot. Maria is like one of the hottest girls
I've ever seen like I I like stare at her,
and I like follow her on Instagram and like stare
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at pictures of her because I'm just like blown away
by her body and how hot she is, and Joey
is like into her, and I think the girls are
just freaking out about it, which is so sad because
it's truly you know. I mean, I was gonna say
it's like taking women's you know, rights back, but let's
be honest, Like the show we're watching is like with
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girls yelling Joey over a balcony, Like that can't be
good roman's rights either, So who's to say. But Maria
seems like she's vuying. I think she's been very smart
and I think she's vuying to be the next bachelorette.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
But what was Leah upset at her over? Like I
that's what it was really nning.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Literally, Sidney got sent home, the girl who initially had
a huge problem with Maria, who was being so insane,
and both Leah and Sidney's instagrams got like I actually
like love going through her instagrams and sing all the
crazy shit people right, because people are so impassioned by this,
and Leah is just like obviously it's been a hard
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day because Maria is here and it's like, there's nothing
this girl has ever done except again, be very very attractive.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
And then there's a girl named Jess who I like
her because she gives alcoholic vibes and.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
The southern one. Yeah, totally, And.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
She calls Maria a bitch because Maria basically got time
with Joey even though she already had a rose.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
That is fair, I mean, but they all do that.
Fair and love and war.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, so we're gonna see so much more of it,
which I'm so excited by. But I will say Joey
is like the one person in the public eye who
I felt like, oh I could find a I think
he could find a spark with anyone because he's just like.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So nice.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You could literally tell him like, oh and then I
killed my whole family and he'd be like, oh I
love that.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah. He's like that's and that's just a part of you.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And he's like I'm right here. You can cry.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
He's like, glad you got to let me know you
better today, because I just think that's beautiful and that's
like people being people Like.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's that's you, and like, now, I all I wanted
is to get to know you better. Remember when Tasha
that guy literally was like I almost tried to commit
suicide and she was like, that's all I wanted you
to tell me. You were like Jesus Christ. Someone was like.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Thanks finally, yeah, and thanks a lot. Finally took you
long enough.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Someone online was like, Joey has no trauma to give
back to these girls, right, Like, there's no trauma exchange here,
you know.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
But I kind of disagree because I've seen his mom
at hometowns and I'm telling you, guys, that's when things
are going to start to look a little different, where
the mom's gonna come back for like the family shit,
and you're gonna be like, oh, yeah, she's in love
with him, and this is this is not all fucking
daisies and roses. It really isn't You guys think this
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was all daisies and roses, Well, it's not.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
The world gets real. Remember Tatious season again. I mean
it would be hard for any of us to forget,
but remember Tatious season when they all had to meet
in that like hotel because it was still COVID.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
It was like during the worst part of COVID, and
they were.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
All sweating so much like whatever production did, they didn't
turn down the air. So they're meeting these parents and
everyone is sweating through their clothes, like literally like droplets
down their face. It was the craziest thing ever I know.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
And also that season they were like, Okay, well we
can't like do actual real dates, so it's like, let's
meet at a cardboard cutout of a taxi cab and like,
here's a book I brought.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
From my apartment and I wiped it, but I saved
it for you. It's like what.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Meanwhile, I was we were talking about that season and
I was like, well, I'm not going to talk about
the fact that I dated Zach, so don't bring it up.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
And we're interviewing Beth and Carolina.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Goes, so do you guys have like are there any
guys this season that you guys would be attracted to?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I know, Carolina, good one, good question. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Those are the days, and that really got me through
a lot. I just got break up. Finding out that
Devin's ex boyfriend is going to be on the Bachelorette.
I was like Okay, I needed this, you know, like
it's the little things that keep us going.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And speaking of the little things that keep us going,
go on, I'm on Instagram this week. I'm like, why
is Chelsea from Love is Blind posting a picture of
herself at her Love is Blind wedding? And the caption
is like what I would tell her if I could
talk to her now, And it's like this long thing.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I'm like, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
And then I go to work and my coworker says,
did you watch the new season of Love Is Blind?
I said, if God is a dja, life is a
dance for Love is the wad and you are the music.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
You meaning Love is Blind season six.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
So I proceed to spend twenty four hours completely enveloped invested.
I mean, actually, to be honest, like I watch so
much reality TV, and it's like I don't watch paying attention.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I'm like on, so I'm on my own.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
I'm like, I'm like doing a committing tax fraud, Like
watch it doing all this stuff while I'm watching it,
And this season of Love is Blind, I couldn't look
away captivated.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Is this UK or American American?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I don't even know if there is UK.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I know there's Sweden, but I always think about watching
Sweden and then I'm like, there are subtitles, and like
not to be a joey, but like do I have
the capacity for that?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
And also like it's like, okay, I can see why,
like watching a true faux film is like worth it
for the subtitles, but it's like watching Love Is Blind
with subtitles is like all right, it's a lot of
reading for something like that. But I basically needed subtitles
for this new season of American because it's very confusing.
So it takes place in Charlotte, North Carolina. That's like
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the city they're doing it in, and I thought that
that was like, I'm metropolis, like you would think that
they're literally filming this in like Britney Spears's hometown, like
wherever that was where it's like bumble fuck nowhere and
literally everyone's like been married twice in high school like
they're like, yep, I'm married, and then I.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Was divorced because he was my sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
But then when we got a little older, we realized
that it's not really going on.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
How what he is And I'm like, what, like wait,
this is Charlotte. Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I'm just like there's like conveys there, like I don't
what's happening. So that was interesting, and there's like a
lot of like biblical stuff and a lot of like
like again, like it is just fascinating to hear someone
say on national television that they consider themselves conservative and
also are an OnlyFans model.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I'm just like, okay, so these are people in this world. No,
she actually said she's not an OnlyFans model, but she
has like a huge TikTok following and like gets dms
from a lot of men. I'm like, all right, but
you like don't believe she just said she doesn't believe
in abortion except for special circumstances.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
So that's like the kind of tough stuff to stomach.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
This season, there's a couple, so there's a love triangle
with like three of the I'm sorry again, I just
have to be controversial, as the kids would say, but
like three of like the dumbest people that I have
ever seen do anything.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
One of them has a mullet, and like.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Basically so it's this girl Chelsea and she is oh,
actually it'd be interesting to know what her job is.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I don't know what her job is. But she did
go viral for saying that she looks like Megan Fox, which.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Let's just say, I wouldn't comment on this if it
wasn't like the whole fucking point is that you don't
see what people look like, like, that's the whole point.
And she's like, and there was a guy this season
who got in trouble and got like flak for asking
the girl that he really likes to tell him what
she looks like, which is like fucked up, And she
said no, Like she's like, that's not the point of
the experiment. Meanwhile, Chelsea keeps like trying to tell the
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men what she looks like and like sorry, but it's
like Megan Fox is Megan Fox, Like I don't know
anyone who looks like her, and also like she has
like crazy plastic surgery, Like just why would you say that?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Why would you say that? You know what I mean,
Like you would think you would want to like set
expectations lower.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
So then at the big reveal where you literally on
national television have to be revealed from behind a frosted
glass wall and come out, you're really gonna set it
up by saying, by the way, I look like Megan Fox.
Everyone tells me I look like her, Just say I
don't even know what's an example like, but.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Just say nothing, because that's the point.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So she's telling people she looks like Megan Fox. She's
talking about her appearance. She's like, I am a flight
attendant and I've been to eighteen occupational schools and everyone
who dates me has to like be okay with the
fact that I travel all the time.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
But she is literally tickled pink at everything.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Everyone says, like a guy's like I picked up a
rock by the beach once, and she's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Oh my god, that's so funny. That's so funny because
I love rocks. Like that's how she is. And so
she's trying to choose between a man with.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
A mullet who literally she's like, so, what makes you
happy in life? And he goes, uh, dogs, I like
looking at dogs, and it's like.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
God, what that is? And I relate, but it's like, yeah,
but there's nothing more going on.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
There, got it.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
He gives her a rock that says love as like
they're supposed to give each other gifts and she actually
gave him a really cute gift, which is like, she
got this bracelet that you can like touch and it
vibrates on the.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Other person's hand.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
So she's like, oh, well, now when we're not in
the pods together, we can press this, and no, we're
thinking of each other. And he gave her a rock
that says love. He says he brought it from home,
and he's moved. It's like something you buy it like
write eight. It's like literally a smooth rock that says
the word love on it. It's like a Valentine's like
bad Valentine's Day gift, and he's like, I have moved
(27:26):
several times. It brought this rock with me and I
don't know why, but right before I came out this experiment,
I realized that it says love, kind of like brail
and rail blind. Okay, so love is blind, get it.
And she's like, oh my god, so this is that
kind of thing. And then meanwhile her love triangle connects
(27:47):
with this other guy Jimmy she's been talking to is
also talking to this woman Jess, who is my number.
Well actually ad is was when everyone fave, but then
since then there's been a couple of things where I'm like, really,
And then Jef is my other number one fave. She's
a mom and she's really funny and sweet and like,
(28:07):
I really hope that my opinion of her doesn't change
when the new episodes come out. But I was just
really rooting for her. She seemed like really grounded and
she but her biggest downfall was she chose to like
this guy Jimmy, who fucking sucks and is just like
a human tow. I mean, he did say a couple
of things that were vulnerable that made me think like, oh,
Like they talked about like adopting kids, and like I thought, like, Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Maybe this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
But she tells him she has a kid, and basically
like he's like, I'm definitely gonna choose the easy way
out and go with Chelsea, who said she looks like
Megan Fox and doesn't care about anything basically, So there's
that love triangle.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Then there's ad who.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Is talking to this guy Clay who's kind of a
fuck boy, who asked her what she looks like. But
then she's also talking to this guy Matthew who immediately
there's like a montage of him at the beginning where
every conversation he like immediately leaves because he's like, this
is making me uncomfortable, Like people are like, so like
how long have you been single? And he's like, okay,
I have to go. This is making it I do
this like whoa yeah, he's like he's like, wait, what
(29:14):
do you mean by that? But then he like eventually it.
The way they presented at first is like then he
starts talking to a d and she's able to break
down his walls, and then he becomes vulnerable and talks
to her about how he's so different and interesting and caring,
and they're like talking about really whatever.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I don't eve remember, but they're talking about vulnerable things.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
And he's like, I want to propose to you, but
I would want to ask your father's permission before I
ask you to marry me.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
And she's like, well.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
My dad's dead, so I don't think he would have
much to say about it, ha ha, And he's like oh.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
And he's like, well, basically I'm saying like would you
leave this process with me?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Like I would? I want to marry you, but like
I don't want to do it in this process, like
I would you leave with me? And she's like overwhelmed,
like she's like, oh my god, this is romantic. He's like,
you could draw me a map of where to find you,
and we find each other. She goes back to the
women's quarters and would you not believe that another girl
is talking and she's like, I've been talking to this
one guy and he said, like he wants to ask
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my dad's permission if he's gonna marry me, so he
wants me to draw a map so he can find me.
Oh so that is where the science of women starts
to take place, where they're all like surround each other.
They're like in a huddle. They're like, oh, hell no,
hell no, hell no. Basically, the girl one of the
girls decides to leave. She's like, you know what, I'm
actually leaving, like fuck this process.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
I'm going home.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
And then ad is like, I'm not leaving. I'm gonna
go with Clay because I'm gonna love Triangle. And then
she like confronts Matthew and he's like, America is gonna
have an opinion about this, and she's like what. And
then he's like, I'm gonna go find the other girl.
So meanwhile, Jimmy tells Jess that he's not. He's like,
(31:00):
I'm not gonna tell you I love you because I'm
not telling anyone in this process I love them, and
I still haven't made a decision.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Then he immediately goes and tells Chelsea he loves her
and he wants to be with her. So then Jess
is two times Science of Women takes place again. They're huddling,
they're taking care of each other. They're like, Jess, you
need to leave. Jess leaves. They all go on their honeymoons,
and the thing that's interesting about the honeymoons is that
I feel like all the women immediately are like, wait,
(31:27):
this guy's annoying as fuck. Like there it's always like
footage of them getting hotel and the men are like
jumping on the beds and like jumping in the water
and being like I'm a baby whoo And they're like,
oh shit, what did I just do?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Like what did I just do?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But then as like the episodes progress, it becomes a
thing where it's like the men are just not good
people because like again, like what kind of straight man
wants to go on a reality show where they get married?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
A bad one? A disturbed one.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
So the drama becomes instead of it being like these
women being like actually, I'm like really amazing and interesting
and these men suck ass.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
They're like, all right, how do I make it work
with this guy? How do I make it work?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
And every single one of them is showing so many
red flags, Like Jimmy immediately him and Chelsea go, I
mean he is like, which is sort of fair, says like, well,
Chelsea lied to me about her appearance because she said
she looks like Maggie Fox and she.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Doesn't and that stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
But also he like goes to this like barbecue thing
with like all the couples and immediately starts hitting on
this girl ad And something that's interesting is I think.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
You can see the like manipulation.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I don't think he's doing it on purpose, but like
all he keeps saying to Chelsea is I'm happier than
any other guy here. I'm more attracted to you than
any other guy here is attracted to someone. It's like
all like so exaggerated. It's like just be a person
and like have a normal conversation. So she's like, I
just kind of felt lonely because you were like talking
to all the other girls of the barbecue, and you
were like making compliments about like women's appearance, which is fine,
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but like just check in with me. And he's like,
I'm more attracted.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
You than anyone. I'm this, I'm not, and what are
you talking about? What are you talking about? And so
that's a sinister situation.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
And basically when it was my friend who watched, it
was like, I'm not rooting for anyone.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
And the one thing I disagree with is, and this
is tough.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
There is a couple that's extremely religious. One of them,
he's a middle school principal and he's like really sweet seeming,
but he's also like a pastor and like deeply believes
in the Bible, but he has like tattoos.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I don't know. And then the woman that he chooses,
I do.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
I'm like, I do feel like they really love each
other and he's like really sweet and he's constantly asking
what she needs. He's like pulling out chairs for her,
and she's constantly telling him how grateful she is she
met him.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Like I am kind of rooting for them. I'm scared
to find out.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
That they may believe gay people can't be together, right,
But they do seem to really love each other. Everyone
else I'm like, I'm rooting for as always, I'm rooting
for a lot of the women, but the men. I mean,
there's comments being made about like if you gained weight,
I would tell you to go to the.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
J right right.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
It's just this is what makes Joey seem like he
should be running for president, Like this is what makes
Joey look like, you know, not to name one of
your Irish icons, but like a Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Honestly though, and like he is just as good, if
not better than them, like all politicians have always sucked.
Like I'm like joe would do a better job than
any of them. But I literally would vote for Joey.
I'm not kidding, Like I would vote for Joey. Like
I'm not kidding, like I would vote for Joey Green Party,
Joey for the Green Party.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'm voting Joey and he runs with Jill Stein. I
vote for them. I have.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
And by the way, his mom voted for No. His
mom voted Marion Williamson.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I'm not kidding, and I would I would support that
Joey and his mom, Like I feel like Mariton Williamson's
heart is in the right place. Therefore, Joey's mom's heart
is in the right place. And I'm voting yes on
the ballot.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I love season. I'm voting of us.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I'm not analyzing like this. I don't want to analyze
the strategy because it's so bad. But the heart is
in the right place.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
The heart is in the right place.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
And by the way, suddenly election season sounding a little
more exciting.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
So let's tune in. Okay, guys, girls, everyone.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Listening, put your hands in the center, and let's huddle,
and let's say we are going to care about this
election season.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
That let's do it. We're gonna watch, We're gonna watch.
I love you, Devin, love you Carol. Is this so long?
Oh my god? It kind of is. I want said
(36:00):
our romantic love me, baby, I don't leave me, haggin.
I want true
Ohed, Hello and welcome to the True Romance Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is Carolina Barlow.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
This is Devin Leary, and this is the last time
I will be recorded on an episode at the age
of thirty one.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
The next episode, I'll be at the age.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Of thirty two, I will be at the age of
thirty two. Devin had a birthday party last night.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I did, and you know, like before we start the podcast,
Cookies literally sitting on the zoom looking so cute like
my little assistant, and now he's biting and tearing the
wires apart.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh Cookie, you are evil. Oh my god. Yeah, I
had a birthday party.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It was like fun in the sense that it's like,
you know, I think human beings are animals, and as
my mom always says, for domesticated animals, the biggest struggle
is often just boredom, and you have to stimulate them.
And so technically, if she says, even conflict is stimulation
for animals. This came from the fact that I said,
I was sad that I thought one of my family dogs, Eddie,
(01:19):
was having a hard time because they got a puppy
and he didn't like her. And my mom said, at
least he has like conflict, that's like entertaining him. So
in that sense, my party was fun because I was
stimulated by constant fear that I was saying the wrong
thing and that I looked bad and was bloated because
I ate a hot dog that could have been cross
contamidated with gluten, and I have a disability called Celiac's disease,
(01:39):
recognized by the national government. And so then I'm bloated
in my skims skirt, by the way, already spilled ginger
ale all over the skirt before everyone even got there.
And it's just like spilling and falling as an adult
is just embarrassing, Like you're like, yeah, I did something humiliating.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm glad the whole bar is looking over here.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I walked into a glass door at like a huge
agency in Los Angeles and the whole floor was silenced
by it. So I do wonder I am one of you.
I understand what you're talking about. This is me relating
to you.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, it's just like great.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So I guess I've taken a huge step back in
terms of any progress I've made. So yeah, I mean,
I guess it's like I've always been a birthday party person.
And my question is for what, for what? Why do
I do that? But I'm also so grateful for my
family and friends. Everybody came out, everyoney said something, And
my real birthday is Tuesday, and wait next Tuesday and
(02:36):
the twenty seventh. So if you don't send me a
happy birthday, that's gonna that's gonna leave him mark.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But that's gonna sting, not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I did tell Devin that I was going to fly
out to New York to surprise her this weekend, but
the harsh reality of finances came in the way of
that plan, mainly because I am a giant and it's
really uncomfortable for me to be on planes unless I
fly first class. Can I afford to fly first class?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Do I fly first class sometimes?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Is that a crazy thing to spend money on? I know,
it's so nuts.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I had a great experience flying first class about a
year ago, where I sat right next to the toilet
on Jet Blue flying Jet Blumint and the girl it
was pretty disgusting, like we heard everyone flush, and the
girl next to me said, excuse me, it's the flight attendant.
The flight attendant came over and the girl was like, Hey,
(03:31):
I just want to let you know it smells.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Like shit over here.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I was like, Okay, I hate when people say anything
to servers or anyone in the service industry in any
capacity that they can't help with.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Do you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm like, what is she going to do, like restructure
the plane for us? And she was like, I'm never
flying this airline again first class And it's like, oh yeah,
the flight attendant is going to have a real problem
with that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
She's going to talk to corporate.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, I want to say some stuff that might get
me in trouble, but since I'm an artist of the
recording variety, I think like it's my place to be
like controversial and say, in my opinion, yeah, I want
to disrupt the norm. So I'm flying to Seattle and
I see an elderly man in a tank top like elderly,
three syllables in a tank top and a hat that
(04:22):
said US veteran, And I said, this guy is going
to be trouble.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Like, this guy is going to be trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
He's walking and then once it's like time to get
on the plane, he needs a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I said, this guy's going to be trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't know what the trouble was at first, because
first he caused some sort of disruption where we couldn't
like get on the plane, like they like loaded him in,
you know, before the other passengers, and something happened, and
it was like there's like some sort of disruption we
can't get in.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
People were acting like something was wrong. I'm like whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Then we get there and they say over the intercom,
we have to make an emergency landing for a medical issue.
So of course i'm you know, human nature. The voyeur
looking left and right, I'm like, what is the medical issue?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Like what's happening? I don't see any hubbub, Like where're
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And the old guy shit his pants.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So basically, the old guy had an oxygen machine and
he thought that he could charge it on the plane,
And you can't charge an oxygen machine on the plane
because it's like an insane medical device that takes six
hours to fully charge and like.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Uses so much power.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So it in a sense, and he was there with
his daughter or something. It's like, in a sense, it's
like kind of on her that why didn't she look
that up? Like you can't just be like, well, I'm
really like my source of life is actually about to
die and go blank.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But that's how I feel when I don't have a
charger to my phone, so I actually can identify.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
But you would.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But would you ever get on a plane with an
almost dead phone not knowing whether.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
You'd be able to charge? No?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
No, no, no, I've done that. Yes, well should I would?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I like to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
No, now that I'm adult, I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So it just was the kind of thing of like,
I don't know what it's like to have an oxygen machine,
but to me, that's like human error. And when they start,
when they make the emergency landing and they're like unloading
the person who's caused this, I said it's gonna be
the elderly man in the tank, US veteran, and it
was him.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
And but that being said, I was sitting next.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
To two people who were totally great, but one of
them was like clearly like a corporate businesswoman for Starbucks,
the industry, like the business, and she was on a
zoom the whole flight.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'm like, how are you even on a zoom?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And she's like putting up numbers on the zoom about
like Starbucks numbers. I was like, I don't even know
how you're doing that. I'm like trying to write one
page on final draft and being like, you know what,
I hate myself and I hate my career and I'll
never be able to do that. But I'm just gonna
go on Revolve and see what's new because I'm a failure.
So basically we land because of that guy. But actually
it was like miraculous how fast it all happened.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Like I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
They were like we could be here for three hours,
and then within like ten minutes they're like we're ready
to get back.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I'm like, wow, this is amazing.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
The woman behind me had chosen to bring her small
dog in a carrier on the plane, and I relate
like I brought Cookie on a plane, and I was
very nervous, like does he have to use the bathroom?
He's cramped in a small space. But again that's not
the flight attendant's fault. So the woman kept being like,
excuse me, excuse me. Do you know how long it's
gonna be, And the flight attendant's like, well, actually it's
(07:23):
only gonna be We're not even gonna be late because
initially we were scheduled to land early and now we're
just gonna land on time.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And she's like, oh, exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Initially we're scheduled to land early, so I was expecting
to land early and now we're gonna land late. And
the flight attendant's like, yeah, I mean, we're really doing
the best like we can. And she's like, I have
a small animal with me, and she's like, is there
any way, like I I is there a relief area
at this like place or whatever like for the dogs?
And the flight attendant goes, I'm actually not sure, and
she's like, well, I am. I've been to this airport
(07:52):
before and there's a relief aera. I'm gonna take my
dog to the relief area. And the flight attendant's like,
see if you do that, like it might hold up
the fight even more because you would have to go
back through security. And she's like, well, okay, Well I
hope he's okay. I mean I hope he's okay. And
I'm like, wait, what, Like this is your choice to
bring an animal on the plane. Now you're putting it
on this woman who it has nothing to do with,
(08:12):
Like it's just so I was just like people suck.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Like people suck.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I have a friend's friend who had a dog on
a plane that had diarrhea on the flight, diarrhea got
on the person next to her.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Stop yes, yeah, stop, yeah stop.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
She took her dog into the restroom, held it on
her lap, and cried until the flight landed.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Wait wait wait, I'm sorry. Is this your friend? Their
dog had the diarrhea?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
My friend's friend.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Okay, wait, what do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? Wait? So she just went in
the cause she was so embarrassed. She went in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
She was like because it was like diret poop everywhere,
So she just went to the beds, like to despair.
The rest of the custom, like the rest of the passengers.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I'm so overwhelmed.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I know I am too. I literally won't.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
After hearing that story, I was like, great, thank you
for letting me know that I will never take a
dog on a plane, just out of the one percent
risk that that happens.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
How long was the fight?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I don't know anything about it. All I know is poop.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So on a different note, I need to go on
another date. I went on my New Year's resolution was
to go on a date this year.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I did it.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
It was a dud.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I need to go on another one because and this
is what I wanted to mention. I don't want to
just keep on saying that I need to go on
a date, but I wanted to mention that the idea
of someone kissing me is like horrific, really, like I'm
so scared of it. Yeah, like I feel like I
won't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Interesting, I get it, like sexless.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Like I feel like, Barbie.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You need to meet someone that you have a spark
with and you will be awoken.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Okay, I'll trust you all that.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Let me say one thing, as someone who is feeling
a spark now that I have not on record, have
not felt in years, it is like I'm constantly like,
oh my god, this is what this was like, Like,
oh that's what this was like. It's like we have
forgotten it's been I think you and I probably felt
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last felt a spark at the same time, because you're right,
and it was so long ago. It's like I thought
I knew what that felt like, but I was often
like I don't even know, like questioning my sexuality even
like being like what do I even like about this,
like none of this makes any sense. I hate this,
and now I'm like, oh my god, this is what
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it is.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, this gives me hope because I was really I
had a thought yesterday of some guy kissing me, and
I was like, ooh. But I do want to say
that I do feel a spark with our current Bachelor, Joey.
I have been we have been watching this show. We've
been watching The Bachelor and The Bachelor. I have sat
through some of the most boring hours of television that
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the universe has to offer. And like you say, Devin,
you know, as a loyal Bravo viewer, you have gone
through thick and thin with some of these shows. You
watched the bad seasons of Summerhouse, You've watched, you know,
the unremarkable seasons of Roney, and then you get these
rewards once in a while. Once in a while you
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get you know, the scandabal season of Vander Pumper Rolls, Yeah,
which I swear to god, I've seen twice all the
way through, and I could watch it a third time
because it's fascinating, you know. And so right now we're
having to watch the most fucking weird boring season vander
Pumper roles I've ever seen that's so heavily produced it's
sometimes hard to watch, but I'll pay for it, like
I'll wait for another good season. So that's how I
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feel like I am getting my reward right now with
Joey's Bachelor season, because we finally have an attractive male.
We have an attractive male who has like good character,
like when the girls are doing embarrassing challenges, aka, when
there was a game where they had all of these
sausages on like a tetherball pull flying in the air
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and the girls had to catch them with their mouths
and the girl, you know, the random Italian woman who's
doing this, goes like, joe you stand over here, and
he was like, I'm not going to let them do
this alone.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, I'm going to do it with them. And that
seems small.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Sometimes we are always amazed at where the bar is
for men, but it still was so much better than
the bachelor's we've had in the past, and looking at
Pilot Pete that I was astonished. Pilot Pete once had
girls in a pillow fight and he yelled at them,
how bad do.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You want it?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And then we cut to Joey, who when the girls
are working out, he is working out with them. He's
doing push ups with them, he's helping them push tires
over these little weak Revolve models and he's helping them.
He's just a good guy. He asks follow up questions.
He asks, He says, I remember you said you were
from Tennessee. He's remembering things about these girls.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
He seems like bare minimum.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But it seems like bare minimum. But I have never
seen a man ask follow up questions. Nick vile?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Is that how he pranounce.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
His last name, It's Viall, But I like that you
said vile.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Nick Viall was saying that Joey is like a people
pleaser and that he's not sending girls.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Home on one on ones, and.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm like, I don't care. He's connecting with these women. Yes,
he's gotten in trouble for not being very intelligent.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Now let me say something about that though.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Go ahead, and I guess we're referring to the fact
that he thought Gypsy Rose was Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Okay, these are just things like and.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yes, he called a city that was, you know, found
in fifteen hundred BC.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
He said it when you see this footage. Yes, the
headlines are bad.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
When the headlines are bad, but when you see this footage,
it's like, yeah, he's walking around the city. He's like, yeah,
it's got kind of an old school vibe. I don't know,
like you just say things sometimes, and I'm not the
brightest bulb sometimes either.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, can you imagine if people went through this podcast
pulling apart things we said. I'm sure there's words that
we've used that aren't words. I'm sure we've you knows.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Some super important candidates, you know what, come for us?
Listen to every single episode and cancel us on a
public forum. Please please, no, please, We could use it.
I could use a good cancelation. Actually I could not. Literally,
one person criticizing me will like send me to a
psych word. But in any case, right now, there's drama
on The Bachelor because it's actually incredible drama because it
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came out of nothing. This girl named Medina is thirty
one years old, so she's dealing with what you're dealing with, Devin,
which is aging.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You know, she's currently in that process. I don't know
about you, guys, but I'm currently in the aging process
and so she say, let me say one thing, which
is that I'm like, I'm coming off watching all of
the new Love is Blind in twenty four hours, and
I'm like trying to catch up on the Bachelor, and
I'm like, this is so snoozefest, and my romantic interest
was actually here. And he kept saying, like asking questions,
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and I was like, I don't know. I don't know
who they are. I don't know what they're doing. I
don't know what they're talking about. He's like, wait, why
does everyone not like Maria.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I'm like, I don't know. She seems fine to me.
She seems fine to me.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So that is like the invisible crisis is like, what's
the problem with Maria?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
To quote?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
How do you solve the problem?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Like Maria?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, And Medina at one point said, I'm thirty one
and I'm insecure about that, Devin, you can identify.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
And yeah, because I'm thirty two almost.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
No I know, so like you you're almost you're thirty
one plus, as Pat Reagan says, yes and quote unquote
behind Medina's back. But it doesn't matter. This is nothing,
says why does she feel securra? I don't feel I
don't think that's old. A little girl named Sidney, who
owns a vintage clothing store, says, I heard Maria talking
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shit Medina's my girl, and I don't find that behavior
to be okay. This becomes the whole season, this little
tiff you. I want something real, I want something juicy,
I want you know, like But all of a sudden,
Sidney calls Maria a bully. She completes, she keeps on
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confronting Joey about it. Sydney ends up going home and
then like her villain crown is taken over by Leah,
who famously Leo was given a card at like when
Joey was announced his bachelor and she was named as
one of the contestants. Cut to her first night there.
She reads the card and it says, this card gives
you the power to take anyone on one date over.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
She cries.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
She cries and is like, I just would never want
to like treat a woman badly like that. Cut to
She's like the meanest girl I've ever seen. She's being
so mean to Maria, and this is the problem with Maria.
Maria's hot. Maria is like one of the hottest girls
I've ever seen like I I like stare at her,
and I like follow her on Instagram and like stare
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at pictures of her because I'm just like blown away
by her body and how hot she is, and Joey
is like into her, and I think the girls are
just freaking out about it, which is so sad because
it's truly you know. I mean, I was gonna say
it's like taking women's you know, rights back, but let's
be honest, Like the show we're watching is like with
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girls yelling Joey over a balcony, Like that can't be
good roman's rights either, So who's to say. But Maria
seems like she's vuying. I think she's been very smart
and I think she's vuying to be the next bachelorette.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
But what was Leah upset at her over? Like I
that's what it was really nning.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Literally, Sidney got sent home, the girl who initially had
a huge problem with Maria, who was being so insane,
and both Leah and Sidney's instagrams got like I actually
like love going through her instagrams and sing all the
crazy shit people right, because people are so impassioned by this,
and Leah is just like obviously it's been a hard
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day because Maria is here and it's like, there's nothing
this girl has ever done except again, be very very attractive.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
And then there's a girl named Jess who I like
her because she gives alcoholic vibes and.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
The southern one. Yeah, totally, And.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
She calls Maria a bitch because Maria basically got time
with Joey even though she already had a rose.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
That is fair, I mean, but they all do that.
Fair and love and war.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, so we're gonna see so much more of it,
which I'm so excited by. But I will say Joey
is like the one person in the public eye who
I felt like, oh I could find a I think
he could find a spark with anyone because he's just like.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So nice.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You could literally tell him like, oh and then I
killed my whole family and he'd be like, oh I
love that.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah. He's like that's and that's just a part of you.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And he's like I'm right here. You can cry.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
He's like, glad you got to let me know you
better today, because I just think that's beautiful and that's
like people being people Like.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's that's you, and like, now, I all I wanted
is to get to know you better. Remember when Tasha
that guy literally was like I almost tried to commit
suicide and she was like, that's all I wanted you
to tell me. You were like Jesus Christ. Someone was like.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Thanks finally, yeah, and thanks a lot. Finally took you
long enough.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Someone online was like, Joey has no trauma to give
back to these girls, right, Like, there's no trauma exchange here,
you know.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
But I kind of disagree because I've seen his mom
at hometowns and I'm telling you, guys, that's when things
are going to start to look a little different, where
the mom's gonna come back for like the family shit,
and you're gonna be like, oh, yeah, she's in love
with him, and this is this is not all fucking
daisies and roses. It really isn't You guys think this
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was all daisies and roses, Well, it's not.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
The world gets real. Remember Tatious season again. I mean
it would be hard for any of us to forget,
but remember Tatious season when they all had to meet
in that like hotel because it was still COVID.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
It was like during the worst part of COVID, and
they were.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
All sweating so much like whatever production did, they didn't
turn down the air. So they're meeting these parents and
everyone is sweating through their clothes, like literally like droplets
down their face. It was the craziest thing ever I know.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
And also that season they were like, Okay, well we
can't like do actual real dates, so it's like, let's
meet at a cardboard cutout of a taxi cab and like,
here's a book I brought.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
From my apartment and I wiped it, but I saved
it for you. It's like what.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Meanwhile, I was we were talking about that season and
I was like, well, I'm not going to talk about
the fact that I dated Zach, so don't bring it up.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
And we're interviewing Beth and Carolina.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Goes, so do you guys have like are there any
guys this season that you guys would be attracted to?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I know, Carolina, good one, good question. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Those are the days, and that really got me through
a lot. I just got break up. Finding out that
Devin's ex boyfriend is going to be on the Bachelorette.
I was like Okay, I needed this, you know, like
it's the little things that keep us going.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And speaking of the little things that keep us going,
go on, I'm on Instagram this week. I'm like, why
is Chelsea from Love is Blind posting a picture of
herself at her Love is Blind wedding? And the caption
is like what I would tell her if I could
talk to her now, And it's like this long thing.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I'm like, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
And then I go to work and my coworker says,
did you watch the new season of Love Is Blind?
I said, if God is a dja, life is a
dance for Love is the wad and you are the music.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
You meaning Love is Blind season six.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
So I proceed to spend twenty four hours completely enveloped invested.
I mean, actually, to be honest, like I watch so
much reality TV, and it's like I don't watch paying attention.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I'm like on, so I'm on my own.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
I'm like, I'm like doing a committing tax fraud, Like
watch it doing all this stuff while I'm watching it,
And this season of Love is Blind, I couldn't look
away captivated.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Is this UK or American American?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I don't even know if there is UK.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I know there's Sweden, but I always think about watching
Sweden and then I'm like, there are subtitles, and like
not to be a joey, but like do I have
the capacity for that?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
And also like it's like, okay, I can see why,
like watching a true faux film is like worth it
for the subtitles, but it's like watching Love Is Blind
with subtitles is like all right, it's a lot of
reading for something like that. But I basically needed subtitles
for this new season of American because it's very confusing.
So it takes place in Charlotte, North Carolina. That's like
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the city they're doing it in, and I thought that
that was like, I'm metropolis, like you would think that
they're literally filming this in like Britney Spears's hometown, like
wherever that was where it's like bumble fuck nowhere and
literally everyone's like been married twice in high school like
they're like, yep, I'm married, and then I.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Was divorced because he was my sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
But then when we got a little older, we realized
that it's not really going on.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
How what he is And I'm like, what, like wait,
this is Charlotte. Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I'm just like there's like conveys there, like I don't
what's happening. So that was interesting, and there's like a
lot of like biblical stuff and a lot of like
like again, like it is just fascinating to hear someone
say on national television that they consider themselves conservative and
also are an OnlyFans model.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I'm just like, okay, so these are people in this world. No,
she actually said she's not an OnlyFans model, but she
has like a huge TikTok following and like gets dms
from a lot of men. I'm like, all right, but
you like don't believe she just said she doesn't believe
in abortion except for special circumstances.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
So that's like the kind of tough stuff to stomach.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
This season, there's a couple, so there's a love triangle
with like three of the I'm sorry again, I just
have to be controversial, as the kids would say, but
like three of like the dumbest people that I have
ever seen do anything.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
One of them has a mullet, and like.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Basically so it's this girl Chelsea and she is oh,
actually it'd be interesting to know what her job is.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I don't know what her job is. But she did
go viral for saying that she looks like Megan Fox, which.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Let's just say, I wouldn't comment on this if it
wasn't like the whole fucking point is that you don't
see what people look like, like, that's the whole point.
And she's like, and there was a guy this season
who got in trouble and got like flak for asking
the girl that he really likes to tell him what
she looks like, which is like fucked up, And she
said no, Like she's like, that's not the point of
the experiment. Meanwhile, Chelsea keeps like trying to tell the
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men what she looks like and like sorry, but it's
like Megan Fox is Megan Fox, Like I don't know
anyone who looks like her, and also like she has
like crazy plastic surgery, Like just why would you say that?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Why would you say that? You know what I mean,
Like you would think you would want to like set
expectations lower.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
So then at the big reveal where you literally on
national television have to be revealed from behind a frosted
glass wall and come out, you're really gonna set it
up by saying, by the way, I look like Megan Fox.
Everyone tells me I look like her, Just say I
don't even know what's an example like, but.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Just say nothing, because that's the point.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So she's telling people she looks like Megan Fox. She's
talking about her appearance. She's like, I am a flight
attendant and I've been to eighteen occupational schools and everyone
who dates me has to like be okay with the
fact that I travel all the time.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
But she is literally tickled pink at everything.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Everyone says, like a guy's like I picked up a
rock by the beach once, and she's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Oh my god, that's so funny. That's so funny because
I love rocks. Like that's how she is. And so
she's trying to choose between a man with.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
A mullet who literally she's like, so, what makes you
happy in life? And he goes, uh, dogs, I like
looking at dogs, and it's like.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
God, what that is? And I relate, but it's like, yeah,
but there's nothing more going on.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
There, got it.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
He gives her a rock that says love as like
they're supposed to give each other gifts and she actually
gave him a really cute gift, which is like, she
got this bracelet that you can like touch and it
vibrates on the.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Other person's hand.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
So she's like, oh, well, now when we're not in
the pods together, we can press this, and no, we're
thinking of each other. And he gave her a rock
that says love. He says he brought it from home,
and he's moved. It's like something you buy it like
write eight. It's like literally a smooth rock that says
the word love on it. It's like a Valentine's like
bad Valentine's Day gift, and he's like, I have moved
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several times. It brought this rock with me and I
don't know why, but right before I came out this experiment,
I realized that it says love, kind of like brail
and rail blind. Okay, so love is blind, get it.
And she's like, oh my god, so this is that
kind of thing. And then meanwhile her love triangle connects
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with this other guy Jimmy she's been talking to is
also talking to this woman Jess, who is my number.
Well actually ad is was when everyone fave, but then
since then there's been a couple of things where I'm like, really,
And then Jef is my other number one fave. She's
a mom and she's really funny and sweet and like,
(28:07):
I really hope that my opinion of her doesn't change
when the new episodes come out. But I was just
really rooting for her. She seemed like really grounded and
she but her biggest downfall was she chose to like
this guy Jimmy, who fucking sucks and is just like
a human tow. I mean, he did say a couple
of things that were vulnerable that made me think like, oh,
Like they talked about like adopting kids, and like I thought, like, Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Maybe this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
But she tells him she has a kid, and basically
like he's like, I'm definitely gonna choose the easy way
out and go with Chelsea, who said she looks like
Megan Fox and doesn't care about anything basically, So there's
that love triangle.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Then there's ad who.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Is talking to this guy Clay who's kind of a
fuck boy, who asked her what she looks like. But
then she's also talking to this guy Matthew who immediately
there's like a montage of him at the beginning where
every conversation he like immediately leaves because he's like, this
is making me uncomfortable, Like people are like, so like
how long have you been single? And he's like, okay,
I have to go. This is making it I do
this like whoa yeah, he's like he's like, wait, what
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do you mean by that? But then he like eventually it.
The way they presented at first is like then he
starts talking to a d and she's able to break
down his walls, and then he becomes vulnerable and talks
to her about how he's so different and interesting and caring,
and they're like talking about really whatever.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I don't eve remember, but they're talking about vulnerable things.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
And he's like, I want to propose to you, but
I would want to ask your father's permission before I
ask you to marry me.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
And she's like, well.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
My dad's dead, so I don't think he would have
much to say about it, ha ha, And he's like oh.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
And he's like, well, basically I'm saying like would you
leave this process with me?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Like I would? I want to marry you, but like
I don't want to do it in this process, like
I would you leave with me? And she's like overwhelmed,
like she's like, oh my god, this is romantic. He's like,
you could draw me a map of where to find you,
and we find each other. She goes back to the
women's quarters and would you not believe that another girl
is talking and she's like, I've been talking to this
one guy and he said, like he wants to ask
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my dad's permission if he's gonna marry me, so he
wants me to draw a map so he can find me.
Oh so that is where the science of women starts
to take place, where they're all like surround each other.
They're like in a huddle. They're like, oh, hell no,
hell no, hell no. Basically, the girl one of the
girls decides to leave. She's like, you know what, I'm
actually leaving, like fuck this process.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
I'm going home.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
And then ad is like, I'm not leaving. I'm gonna
go with Clay because I'm gonna love Triangle. And then
she like confronts Matthew and he's like, America is gonna
have an opinion about this, and she's like what. And
then he's like, I'm gonna go find the other girl.
So meanwhile, Jimmy tells Jess that he's not. He's like,
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I'm not gonna tell you I love you because I'm
not telling anyone in this process I love them, and
I still haven't made a decision.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Then he immediately goes and tells Chelsea he loves her
and he wants to be with her. So then Jess
is two times Science of Women takes place again. They're huddling,
they're taking care of each other. They're like, Jess, you
need to leave. Jess leaves. They all go on their honeymoons,
and the thing that's interesting about the honeymoons is that
I feel like all the women immediately are like, wait,
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this guy's annoying as fuck. Like there it's always like
footage of them getting hotel and the men are like
jumping on the beds and like jumping in the water
and being like I'm a baby whoo And they're like,
oh shit, what did I just do?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Like what did I just do?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But then as like the episodes progress, it becomes a
thing where it's like the men are just not good
people because like again, like what kind of straight man
wants to go on a reality show where they get married?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
A bad one? A disturbed one.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
So the drama becomes instead of it being like these
women being like actually, I'm like really amazing and interesting
and these men suck ass.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
They're like, all right, how do I make it work
with this guy? How do I make it work?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
And every single one of them is showing so many
red flags, Like Jimmy immediately him and Chelsea go, I
mean he is like, which is sort of fair, says like, well,
Chelsea lied to me about her appearance because she said
she looks like Maggie Fox and she.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Doesn't and that stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
But also he like goes to this like barbecue thing
with like all the couples and immediately starts hitting on
this girl ad And something that's interesting is I think.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
You can see the like manipulation.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I don't think he's doing it on purpose, but like
all he keeps saying to Chelsea is I'm happier than
any other guy here. I'm more attracted to you than
any other guy here is attracted to someone. It's like
all like so exaggerated. It's like just be a person
and like have a normal conversation. So she's like, I
just kind of felt lonely because you were like talking
to all the other girls of the barbecue, and you
were like making compliments about like women's appearance, which is fine,
(33:01):
but like just check in with me. And he's like,
I'm more attracted.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
You than anyone. I'm this, I'm not, and what are
you talking about? What are you talking about? And so
that's a sinister situation.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
And basically when it was my friend who watched, it
was like, I'm not rooting for anyone.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
And the one thing I disagree with is, and this
is tough.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
There is a couple that's extremely religious. One of them,
he's a middle school principal and he's like really sweet seeming,
but he's also like a pastor and like deeply believes
in the Bible, but he has like tattoos.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I don't know. And then the woman that he chooses,
I do.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
I'm like, I do feel like they really love each
other and he's like really sweet and he's constantly asking
what she needs. He's like pulling out chairs for her,
and she's constantly telling him how grateful she is she
met him.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Like I am kind of rooting for them. I'm scared
to find out.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
That they may believe gay people can't be together, right,
But they do seem to really love each other. Everyone
else I'm like, I'm rooting for as always, I'm rooting
for a lot of the women, but the men. I mean,
there's comments being made about like if you gained weight,
I would tell you to go to the.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
J right right.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
It's just this is what makes Joey seem like he
should be running for president, Like this is what makes
Joey look like, you know, not to name one of
your Irish icons, but like a Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Honestly though, and like he is just as good, if
not better than them, like all politicians have always sucked.
Like I'm like joe would do a better job than
any of them. But I literally would vote for Joey.
I'm not kidding, Like I would vote for Joey. Like
I'm not kidding, like I would vote for Joey Green Party,
Joey for the Green Party.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'm voting Joey and he runs with Jill Stein. I
vote for them. I have.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
And by the way, his mom voted for No. His
mom voted Marion Williamson.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I'm not kidding, and I would I would support that
Joey and his mom, Like I feel like Mariton Williamson's
heart is in the right place. Therefore, Joey's mom's heart
is in the right place. And I'm voting yes on
the ballot.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I love season. I'm voting of us.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I'm not analyzing like this. I don't want to analyze
the strategy because it's so bad. But the heart is
in the right place.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
The heart is in the right place.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
And by the way, suddenly election season sounding a little
more exciting.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
So let's tune in. Okay, guys, girls, everyone.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Listening, put your hands in the center, and let's huddle,
and let's say we are going to care about this
election season.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
That let's do it. We're gonna watch, We're gonna watch.
I love you, Devin, love you Carol. Is this so long?
Oh my god? It kind of is. I want said
(36:00):
our romantic love me, baby, I don't leave me, haggin.
I want true
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