February 15, 2024 • 32 mins
Devin and Carolina are covering….. sports? This week takes a surprising turn as True Romance recaps exclusively the romantic and sexual and of course *cringe* moments of THE SUPERBOWL! Carolina is pro Travis/Taylor takeover and Devin is committed to being a hater and Usher is the G.O.A.T and tune in for additional insights!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ohed, Hello and welcome to True Romance.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
This is Carolina Barlowe.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is Devin Leary.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
So I'm so curious to hear about your super I
almost called it superhero, your superhero, you my hero. So
I'm so curious. I'm going to take this back to
being a real interview show. What's your favorite kind of food?
Is it Italian? And who are your favorite superheroes?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
No, you're love Italian And that's a controversial thing for me,
as a gluten free person to say, but I still
consistently order Italian.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Excuse me, I have a scratch of my throat.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I had such a weirdly embarrassing super Bowl experience, which
was my friend was hard time. So I went to
her house and I watched Love Island with her, which,
if you know me, you know is a sacrifice because
I don't understand that show. And I mean, it's not
rocket science. I got my mind around what up? Not
(01:13):
quite sure you're missing it's meant for I'm absolutely their demographic,
but it's not one of my shows, you know. So
let's just say I felt like a good friend. Okay,
but I because I also wanted to watch the super Bowl,
and I wanted to watch the super Bowl because I
(01:33):
was rooting for the Kansas City Chiefs to win, because
I wanted to see Taylor and Travis Kelcey happy together,
because I feel like this has become a choose your
own adventure romantic comedy. Like we're watching a romantic I mean,
it's not really a comedy. They it's more like a drama,
(01:54):
but we're watching a romantic movie being played out in
real time. And I was I also have this problem
where I worry about, you know, people being sad. Who
someone called empathy, But when I say people, I mean
like I'm when Noah and Abby broke up on Bachelor
(02:16):
in Paradise, I was sad for a day because I
felt so bad for them. So those aren't really necessarily
like people that I needed to break my heart over,
but I did, and I was going to be so
sad if Travis lost the Super Bowl? Are there more
pressing matters? One hundred percent? And that is another reason
why I was so invested in this. I was like,
I just need to see something good. I just need
(02:38):
to see something happy. I just need to see them
kiss on the field. I literally said, like when they
did win, I was like, can I get a picture?
Where are the pictures of them kissing on the field?
I need to Thank god, you know, every outlet and
their mother posted it. But I was like, I just
need a picture of them kissing on the field, like
before I go to sleep tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well to quote uh a great song from the Gray's
Anatomy soundtrack.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're the Other Side of the World to two am. No, No,
we don't need that. We're going on my good old down.
I'll be worming no long.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Sorry, Okay, that's like the only you know what I
guarantee actually listeners.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And I hate to go here because I did.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
See the anti bullying campaign during the Super Bowl. But
this is something is becoming clear to me in this moment,
a classic Carolina Barlow instance.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm starting to realize every single mention of Gray's.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Anatomy that we have. You mentioned that you talked about
the same episode with.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, it happens to be my favorite episode.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
But this has happened in the past where it's like
it comes to light that you're talking about a show
as if it's like d.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
People and you're the one episode.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I've seen all of Gray's Anatomy except the most recent seasons,
because I'm not an insane person. I'm a mole person.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The only people who are like completely caught up like
Grats Anatomy have, like are in a psych ward.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
No, I'm gonna be completely caught up pretty soon, probably
once I finished Survivor. By the way, just watched season
sixteen and I lost my mind Survivor. Yeah, so you're
on the other side of the world to me because
I was with you. I was with you, And then
(04:28):
this is what it is. First of all, I'm starting
to pick up little like bits of information, like I
don't know anything about football Travis, like the Kelsey brothers,
I don't know anything. And it's like I'm picking up like, Okay,
so he grew up in like the Cleveland suburbs. His
brother does not talk or act like a black person.
(04:48):
So that's something that Travis Kelsey has seemed to have
like chosen to put on. Is this like Malibu's most
wanted esque vibe? And that's perturbing to me.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I can't I mean, I can't go where you're going
right now because that would really mess with well. I
got fection for him, I.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Got the ick for him. That's what happened. I got
the dick for him.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
And another thing was like I was talking to some
friends and everyone's saying like, oh, she's probably having amazing
sex for the first time, and and I'm like, but
what what what's giving the idea that he's good at sex?
Like the one thing that makes me think he is
good at sex is that he's had a long term relationship,
Like I feel like that's the only way men learn
how to like please a woman in any way is
(05:37):
if you like stay with them for multiple years and
commit to like giving instructions so that. But like otherwise,
I'm like, I feel like he's like most popular guy
at school who's like.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
A frat bro.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Like I feel like, where would he pick up any
like bed bedroom swagger or style.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I just like don't see that. And it's a lot
of like.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I don't know, Okay, So then that's how I'm starting
to feel about him. And I'm also like the outfits,
Like when he's like walking.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know. I'm just like, why are you wearing
like five different chains? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Like it's like, you're not a rapper? Are you're from Ohio?
Ye're a football player?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And that's something to be like, you know, be Tom Brady,
be like a hot like white guy, but like why
do you need to be wearing like custom like.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Outfits that like I don't know, like ellll cool J
would wear and like two.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Thousand and one after like the peak of his career
even anyway, So that and then the Grammys happen, and
you know, I was watching the Grammys with freend of
the Pod, Haley Karcher, and at one point she said,
I can't tell if you love Taylor Swift or hate
Taylor Swift. And it's confusing because I love Taylor Swift.
I'm very excited about the new album, but the behavior.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Is tough.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And as a side as a sidelined.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Girl in high school, like you know, someone who just
like I was talking about this last night, someone who
I just the distinctions were made and I realized I
am not one of those girls that will get a
boyfriend or even a second look. I'm on the sidelines,
talk about I'm in the bleachers like I didn't even
have I didn't even have words said to me by
(07:27):
a man, and if I did, it was like what
was the homework assignment? And I was like too scared
to even respond, like literally, so that watching like Taylor
Swift and it's like and I had the same thing
about Miley Cyrus where it's like, and I've talked about
this with many friends, It's like, okay, this it just
felt like Miley and Taylor were at the VMA's and
(07:48):
in fact, they were at the Grammys where like Joni Mitchell,
Stevie Wonder like all these legs, Tracy Chapman.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's like, so I'm sorry, but like Miley.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Being like, don't pretend you don't know my song, and
like Taylor like my lucky number is thirteen and my
album is I was like, girls, you're not the center
of the show tonight, Like be have some respect, sit
down at your table, be like everybody else. You don't
have to be like putting Grammys on people's heads and
like doing weird stunts like it's fine to get drunk
(08:17):
at the VMAs and like dance in the audience with
ice spice and make a scene, but like, there are
respectable people here at the Grammys and I'm just saying,
I'm just saying. So that made me upset. And then
she won like every single award there and I'm going
to watch the thing, and let's just mention, not that
it's important. My crush slash romantic interest is a forty
(08:40):
nine erstand And so that did care.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
We go, But I'm there, we go.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I felt like I was watching the popular kids in school,
like we're a forty nine ers family. Yeah, so my
kids are gonna probably end up wearing red and gold,
and I'm and I'm just that's just something in the
back of my mind, not that it's the most important thing,
but I'm just saying also that like it just felt
like the popular kids are like winning again. And then,
(09:05):
by the way, like every video I've seen of Taylor
and Travis, like it just I'm I'm getting I think
the ick is also connected to the fact that I'm like,
I think this is fake, Like they don't have chemistry
when they're when they're like dancing on the club floor
and to love Story, it's like awkward and like she
(09:26):
looks stiff and I don't feel like, oh my god,
this fucking chemistry is hot as hell. Like I'm just
like this is a little weird and they're just like grinding.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Also, like Taylor, I don't know, I.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Was really agreeing with this thing of like, oh, Taylor,
can't you know fly commercial? She has to take a
private jet because she's so famous. Well, she's out at
the club in Vegas, so like any god knows who
on their bachelorette party. So this is where I'm at today,
and it's to me, it's not my love story. To me,
(09:59):
it's not my love story right now.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Okay, this is so crazy coming from you because you
are one of Taylor's support you are a swiftie. I
feel comfortable saying that. I know you're excited about the
Torture Poets Department.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm excited about a song called I Can Fix Him.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be in parenthesies. No really, I can.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, that's really gonna be hitting home with a certain
couple of gals on this zoom.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
What did you think about the picture of her holding
her wrist against her head and then the line I
love you is ruining my life because I really liked
that that sort of.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Relates to like the old me and again like I
have a crush now, like oh, I don't know who
is that?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Like I'm like, wait, nothing, that.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Whole thing, that whole past year year before that year
before that year before that wasn't me because really now
I'm her, which is she's happy and I don't really
put my wrist my head like that, Like.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I just like Zippity's duet down the Street now.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I also isn't one song called like but Daddy I
Love Him? Okay, Daddy I Love Him is horrible.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
But the funniest one that Haley Haley and I keep
texting each other at random points in the day is
Fresh Out the Slammer.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I was with her when the.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Tracks came like trackless came out and we're reading them
and it's like getting it's like my boy only breaks
his favorite toys. And I'm like, oh, that's a that's
a punch to the gut that one. It's like my
boy only breaks his favorite toys. I'm like, it's also
like aligned directly from Salbourne, which is curious, but anyway,
and then Fresh.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Out the Slammer, like, what about Florida?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Now that one has Florence and the Machine on it,
so curious, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, I just I do love the album title. I
think I loved her announcement. I love it's like a
new style for her. I think I'm all for it,
(12:15):
and I do love like I'm so fucking in my
head all the time. I could never release an album
of all these songs that are so not subtle about
a past relationship that she just doesn't care. I mean,
(12:35):
I guess I have a podcast about all my past relationships,
but I would never write a song called so Long
London about my British ex boyfriend husband, whatever he was,
and release that. I'm like, that is brutal. You're basically saying, like,
I don't give up like that man, Joe Olwen will
(12:55):
only be known as Killer's ex for the rest of
his life. I mean, and he's not like a successful
enough actor to am I wrong, No, he's not.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
And there's just like a sort of poisoning too that
I think happens in the brains of these women, because
it's also like, like, yes, it's like the perspective goes
away when no one is willing to tell you, like,
You're wearing the most heinous outfit I've ever seen to
(13:32):
the Grammys and your hair doesn't even look like it's
been blown out in the past. This is her most
recent outfit, the Grammy's outfit, which had the way white
dress with the black sleeves. You have said that like
sometimes the best thing a straight man can do is
just like go along with like what like, just go
along with the woman he's with. And Travis Kelsey was
(13:53):
asked about that outfit and said he thought it was fire,
which was clearly a lie. And I did think that
was a green flag for him that he was able
to just be like, ah, yeah, I loved that when
it was so bad, like it was just like breathaly bad.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It was breathtakingly bad.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
And like, I think it's a clear I just don't
think anyone's saying, like I don't know, like if you
should do that about anything she does? Ever, Right, that's
true anyway. The point is there is a kind of like, yeah,
fuck you, I'm gonna release this whole album and your
career is over, and like I don't care, And I
totally get that. I relate to that having and I
(14:28):
have no idea what happened in their relationship.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I guess we'll find out tune.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
But it's kind of like similar to the Ariana Grande
thing of being like, yeah, and I broke up a
family and yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Mad I'm riding Spongeboby do you care?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
So what it's like kind of like they get to
the point where it's like, well, no one's really going
to say, like that's like clinically insane and doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
And yeah, or to the point.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Of saying, like Miley, like maybe don't make Mariah Carey
stand next to you for the entirety of your speech
so that you can tell a story about a kid
who saw a butterfly, Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
They lose touch, They lose touch. I completely agree. In
terms of the Grammys, I mean, someone on Dumid described
Taylor as just like talking so loudly as if she
didn't care who hurt her, and I was like, I
really believe that she is that type of personality. And
I don't mean that in a bad way necessarily. I
(15:30):
mean that in she's the most famous person on earth,
and I think she's fine with it. I think she
is very comfortable with it. She's not one of those
people who like, like she smiles at the paparazzi, she
poses for the paparazzi. I don't. I would venture to
guess that, like a lot of it is really scary
and like uncomfortable too, but for the most part she
sees seems to be someone who is super okay with it.
(15:53):
Britney Spears was like the opposite, maybe someone who liked
to perform and like liked like concerts, necessarily want like
people following her around. Yeah, it also sounds like Taylor
maybe has better security. I don't know, because like I'm like,
we're or just doesn't go places. But all that being said,
I was charmed by them dancing together. If anything, I
(16:16):
felt like, this is someone who has never been with
a guy besides, and I hate to say it, Tom Hidleston,
who will be like goofy with her or just like
kiss her in public, or just like relax and sink.
When I was watching them, like kind of grind not really,
(16:39):
I was like, that's not grinding, and the way I
used to do it, I was thinking, excuse.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Me, that's not grinding. That's not grinding, Mayam.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Just so you know, you've got to have your legs
in between each other's legs and you got to be
going back and forth like a seesaw. Well.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Also, let me say, like in the videos, I'm like,
who are these random ask people just stand around and
a lot of them are men, and it's like I
get that. It's like like it's no, I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Actually I think it's like really sad, and it's like
the crux of everything that's wrong in all of society
is like to be at this moment at the super
Bowl after party in Las Vegas next to the two
most famous people in the world who are grinding, and
you're so full of shame and tortured masculinity that you
can't even like do a little bop of the head.
(17:28):
Like there's just these men standing completely still, like just
standing there, stiff as a.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Board, looking around, and I'm like, what are you? Like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Like go sit down or don't be like I don't know.
I'm just like what are they what?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
So that's I.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Want to go back to you saying Travis isn't good
in bed, because I believe that he has the confidence
of someone who is very good in bed. And when
I say confidence, I don't necessarily mean like like you
could say Aaron Rodgers is confident. I do not believe
Aaron Rodgers is. I think he's like a psycho magam it.
But I think Travis was like, you know, someone asked him, Oh,
(18:05):
Aaron Rodgers called you like the mister clean man and
was making fun of your Pfiser advertised, you know, Piser campaign,
and Travis was like, oh, that's really funny. Like there
was no part of him that was like aggressive or
agro about it. He was like laughing with it. And
I was like, Oh, you are someone who is so
confident that you don't even need to engage and like
(18:28):
his outfits and stuff, like they're so clownish, But at
the same time, I'm like, oh my god, it's I
think it's like hot that he's in like a purple
sweatsuit at a party with like a kangle hat on
and is like cheesing smiling with his sunglasses on. And
I'm like, again, you look like a clown, but at
(18:49):
the same time, like you do not care. You do
not care. That's benare. I am very attracted that kind
of energy, and like, I think it's easier to be
on the outside being like you look like an idiot
than it is to be on the inside and being
like I'm gonna wear this because I think it's like
fun and I have fun in it.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
It's actually not easy to be a hater. It's actually
takes a lot of work and a lot of real lifetime.
It takes a lifetime of research and backing up your arguments.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
No, I mean, I never back up my arguments.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I'm always like the one saying an opinion that people.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I actually tried to back up my argument about Taylor and.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Someone was obviously being like, oh, so you think like
she's like a great he This man I will say,
said so you think she's like an incredible musician and
I said, yes, I think she's one of the greatest
musicians of all time. And he said, well, I think songwriter,
but not musician. And I said, well, I think she's
(19:50):
an incredible musician too, and she writes all the music
for all the songs her songs.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
And he said, but she couldn't, like, you know, like
tear up a guitar or something.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
And I go, well, if she's no Lenny Kravitz, And
then I did based on everyone's reactions around me, I
had to stop and think, I'm like, does Lenny, Like
I don't even know Lenny?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
What's Lenny Kravitz's songs? Like I don't know? That is
so funny.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
But so I can't really back up Okay, I can't
necessarily back up arguments, but I'm very argumentative.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Is that an attractive Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I love that. I love that I did. I have
been spreading some of your gospel, and when I say gospel,
I mean conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift and I have
gotten some followers. Which is that you said that you
think Taylor has a drinking problem. Oh yeah, I told
my friends out work that, and in our work group
(20:47):
chat last night, someone was like, hey, i think I'm
starting to like agree with Carolina's theory. It's my theory
when I presented it to them, Oh oh, so the
way you presented it was your idea, got my idea. Yeah,
And they said, I think I'm starting to get like
agree with Carolina's theory that Taylor has a drinking problem.
And if you notice, obviously she had to chug drink,
(21:11):
you know, but there are a few shots of her
where you were like, I can see that drink. What
do you mean, like I can read that drink on
your face? Oh yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
And I'm also like, it does ring alcoholic to go
to the club when you are that famous and successful
and you could literally be doing anything else. It's like
that is that feeling of like, well, I have to
get drunk, and like why would I do it alone?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
So I'm going to end up at the club, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Like I feel like I feel like she's a good
time girl, and I love a good time girl and.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Such a cover from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Sometimes that goes around, much like waking up with a
black eye and then lying about it and being confronted
by a nation's people, saying your.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Phot was confronted by nations people.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
She was brought to by the nations people on a
nation's stage, So pravo con, pravo con.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I know know what's so funny is that I was
like excited for them to I was like, oh they
are probably I'm the best sleep. Oh my god. If
I was Taylor and I was around that crowd all
day again, this is where I'm like, you are not
normal for being so okay with this. I would be like, Travis,
go have fun, meet me at the hotel and like
we'll have sex to go to sleep. Like I would
(22:28):
be so excited to go to sleep. Take all that
makeup off, get out my little hair braids and go
to sleep. They were up to like six am in
the morning, I know. And first of all, they were
at a club called Excess in Vegas, which I've been to. Yes,
Jermaine Depre was Zijing when I was there. Yes, I
say until ten am because it was that much fun.
So I'm sure they had a grand old time. But
(22:52):
I am still like, you're you guys are thirty four,
like you're not twenty five. I know you might. You
must be getting sleepee without any like little you know,
mommy's little helpers.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well, and no one's saying there wasn't Mommy's little helpers.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I would kill for a picture of Taylor Swift smoking
a cigarette casually.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh, I thought we were talking about cocaine.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, I know, but can you imagine? That's what I meant.
And I didn't want to say cigarette, so I called
them Mommy's I love.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
A picture of Taylor Swift with a shot of espresso,
can you imagine? So oh, But that was another thing
pointed out in my Swifty group chat. Someone said Travis
(23:41):
was asking an interview to name Taylor's.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Cats and he couldn't.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Wow, And that's tough because they are very famous cats.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Do you know their names?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, Meredith, Olivia and Benjamin Man.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I wish you had been there. Someone asks you that question, but.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
I'm like, it's a little weird that he doesn't know that,
And it does feed into the it's a it's a
setup theory. I mean, I think it's a contractual obligation.
I also think that she is like into him and
has like some sort of love addiction thing, the same
way Ariana does. But I definitely think it's like a
contractual situation.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I believe it's he's the one for her. I really do.
I think he is the first person that she has
been with again, except for Tom Hiddleston, who enjoys the
spotlight as much as she does and also has his
own spotlight like he has been someone so he's not
intimidated by it. And and again I am convinced that
(24:46):
they have really good sex. He literally said to her
on the field, come here, girl. So so if I'm
sorry every video I see of them, and I did
refer to myself as a lemming because I am a
lemming and I click on every like every single clickbait
thing that will be like.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
It'll it'll literally be like the Osmond family found this
in their kitchen.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And I'm like, I don't even know who the Osmond
family is.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
And I'm like, oh, I'm literally like brain, something clicks
in brain and I'm like uh uh uh, and I'm
like reading about the Osmond family or like watching a video,
I'm like, oh okay, So like they found that their
grill had been recalled by Amazon dot Com and what
I'm like, why am I here?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
But so every video I see where it's like this.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Is You'll never believe what Travis Kelcey called Taylor Swift
on the field. And it's like he said, hey, sweetie,
come here, Like not once have I seen something where
I'm like, all right, Wow, they're like deeply in love.
They clearly are. Like it's like him being like, hey,
baby girl. He could say that to anyone. You people
say that on field dot Com every day and they
don't mean it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well, I'm not on field and I'm not getting that
kind of tension in my life, and I like to
live vicariously through them. I think it also is to
what you mentioned before. You are right now watching the
popular kids like you're watching them in the bleachers. Her
Lively Kaylee, Miles Teller's wife. That's all I know about her.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
And by the way, what you were just talking about
I meant to refer to this because you were saying, like,
when you can tell someone's confident.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Every video I see.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Of Miles Teller, he seems like the most insecure, strange,
something weird.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Is going on there. So let me just state that
is fact.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I completely agree.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Like he can't dance. Gee, he can't dance. He's like
wearing skinny jeans that are acid wash.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Like I think he's going to cheat on his wife.
And you can't explain how I know these things. I've
told people many many times that I'm psychic, and people
do not believe me. So I'll just say that that
is what I think I've been right before.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Do you think my crush is gonna make me?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yes, I do what you're just saying that I do
know I do. I think this is the one what
you can cut this out if you don't want it
to be in here.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
I don't give a flying rats ass, But I do
give a flying rats ass about the normalization of the
Kaylee Teller family. And let me say this too, I
don't like Brittany Mahomes. I don't like that really well
because of her Patrick Mahomes brother assaulted a woman. It's
(27:35):
on camera. There's like multiple witnesses and it has been
she There's just I don't trust Brittany Mahomes and she
gives me the ick to with her like being like,
so Brittany Mahomes strikes me as like been waiting for
this attention her whole life. She's like a girl who
(27:55):
in high school wasn't popular and then got to college
and sort of was and is like basking the fuck
out of it, Like that's her vibe and I don't
like that. So that person, So this is what riddled
me this. If you're psychic, riddle me.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I've already had I swear, I've already had thoughts about
this relationship.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I continue, how is someone said Taylor Swift friends with
Kaylee Teller vomb, Brittany Mahomes vomb and then she's also
friends with Phoebe Bridgers and Lnna Delray Like I'm just
like what is this group?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And then like Ice Spice, like, I'm just like.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
What I know? It doesn't make any sense where I
don't believe. Where is the nucleus. Taylor, the tailor is
the nucleus. I know, but I just don't get it.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I'm just like, I'm not understanding how Kaylee is like
hanging out with how someone named Kaylee period is hanging out.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
With Lana del Rey Kaylee McNee.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Although remember when Lonna del Ray was like briefly married
to or like dating that cop guide during COVID.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I'll never forget. That was tough.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
He had like a TV show where he talked about
like what it's like to be a policeman.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I was like, how do we get here? I know,
but yet but yet, like I do know yet accept
I understand completely and I didn't she put a billboard
in his town.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh that makes a lot of sense. But I also
need to say that I can see myself like being like, okay, guys, okay,
yes he's a policeman. I know, I know, but just
give me a second, and like trying to explain out
of it. I the idea of either one of us
(29:44):
dating a cop. That's when I'm telling the listeners. Now,
that's when you can say this is a rock bottom seep.
This is.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Seek help and seek a firefighter always, except I'm worried
about firefighter. I just swipe left on a firefighter on
hinge because I am an anxious person. I thought, I
don't need that kind of anxiety in my life. But
I am looking for a confident Travis kelce type. I
(30:14):
like the beard. I actually think his brother Jason Kelsey
is very attractive too.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I think Jason Kelsey is more attractive because I'm like,
I get you, You're just like a schlub who like
thinks it's fun to like dress in a zany outfit.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Great, and I love his wife Kylie Kelcey, and I
love that they have like a.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Giant like Raymore and Flannagan sectional like that's that I endors.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Now let me say this.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Let's both say our favorite commercial at our favorite moment
of the best halftime show that I've.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Seen in years.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Okay, I know my favorite moment, which was Little John
hmmm and tied with roller skates.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
The roller skates was amazing.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
The roller skates just like giving and scary and scary,
but just like a brief moment of like roller skates
and by the way, roller skates, that's what the message was.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
By the way roller skates that was gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
And then like the fact that he had like a
bedazzled like six pack on his shirt is amazing.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Right, Yeah, number one halftime moment was shirt off.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
But it's a close tie because I also it's gotta
be shirt off for me. But I also loved when
he talked to the camera and was like so many
people said they didn't think I would be here, Hi, mom,
Like we're here. I was like, okay, that I love
and it was just so powerful and great and gorgeous.
(31:43):
And we don't have performers like we used to. That's
what I really thought. I was like, can you imagine,
like no offense, but it's like an an Olivia Rodrigo
halftime show.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, that's true.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
No, But I'm really happy that we're getting new Casey Musgraves,
new Beyonce, new tail, swift.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Off the Texas hold Him song. There's something else. I
think there's new Maggie Rogers.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Maybe. So it's just gonna be a great year.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
For music, and we'll recap more on said new music,
but until then, I love you, Devin, love you, Carol,
love you Cookievted.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Solid, I want You's.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's a romantic love me baby, don't leave me.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Haggin, I want your
Ohed, Hello and welcome to True Romance.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
This is Carolina Barlowe.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is Devin Leary.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
So I'm so curious to hear about your super I
almost called it superhero, your superhero, you my hero. So
I'm so curious. I'm going to take this back to
being a real interview show. What's your favorite kind of food?
Is it Italian? And who are your favorite superheroes?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
No, you're love Italian And that's a controversial thing for me,
as a gluten free person to say, but I still
consistently order Italian.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Excuse me, I have a scratch of my throat.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I had such a weirdly embarrassing super Bowl experience, which
was my friend was hard time. So I went to
her house and I watched Love Island with her, which,
if you know me, you know is a sacrifice because
I don't understand that show. And I mean, it's not
rocket science. I got my mind around what up? Not
(01:13):
quite sure you're missing it's meant for I'm absolutely their demographic,
but it's not one of my shows, you know. So
let's just say I felt like a good friend. Okay,
but I because I also wanted to watch the super Bowl,
and I wanted to watch the super Bowl because I
(01:33):
was rooting for the Kansas City Chiefs to win, because
I wanted to see Taylor and Travis Kelcey happy together,
because I feel like this has become a choose your
own adventure romantic comedy. Like we're watching a romantic I mean,
it's not really a comedy. They it's more like a drama,
(01:54):
but we're watching a romantic movie being played out in
real time. And I was I also have this problem
where I worry about, you know, people being sad. Who
someone called empathy, But when I say people, I mean
like I'm when Noah and Abby broke up on Bachelor
(02:16):
in Paradise, I was sad for a day because I
felt so bad for them. So those aren't really necessarily
like people that I needed to break my heart over,
but I did, and I was going to be so
sad if Travis lost the Super Bowl? Are there more
pressing matters? One hundred percent? And that is another reason
why I was so invested in this. I was like,
I just need to see something good. I just need
(02:38):
to see something happy. I just need to see them
kiss on the field. I literally said, like when they
did win, I was like, can I get a picture?
Where are the pictures of them kissing on the field?
I need to Thank god, you know, every outlet and
their mother posted it. But I was like, I just
need a picture of them kissing on the field, like
before I go to sleep tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well to quote uh a great song from the Gray's
Anatomy soundtrack.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're the Other Side of the World to two am. No, No,
we don't need that. We're going on my good old down.
I'll be worming no long.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Sorry, Okay, that's like the only you know what I
guarantee actually listeners.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And I hate to go here because I did.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
See the anti bullying campaign during the Super Bowl. But
this is something is becoming clear to me in this moment,
a classic Carolina Barlow instance.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm starting to realize every single mention of Gray's.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Anatomy that we have. You mentioned that you talked about
the same episode with.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, it happens to be my favorite episode.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
But this has happened in the past where it's like
it comes to light that you're talking about a show
as if it's like d.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
People and you're the one episode.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I've seen all of Gray's Anatomy except the most recent seasons,
because I'm not an insane person. I'm a mole person.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The only people who are like completely caught up like
Grats Anatomy have, like are in a psych ward.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
No, I'm gonna be completely caught up pretty soon, probably
once I finished Survivor. By the way, just watched season
sixteen and I lost my mind Survivor. Yeah, so you're
on the other side of the world to me because
I was with you. I was with you, And then
(04:28):
this is what it is. First of all, I'm starting
to pick up little like bits of information, like I
don't know anything about football Travis, like the Kelsey brothers,
I don't know anything. And it's like I'm picking up like, Okay,
so he grew up in like the Cleveland suburbs. His
brother does not talk or act like a black person.
(04:48):
So that's something that Travis Kelsey has seemed to have
like chosen to put on. Is this like Malibu's most
wanted esque vibe? And that's perturbing to me.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I can't I mean, I can't go where you're going
right now because that would really mess with well. I
got fection for him, I.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Got the ick for him. That's what happened. I got
the dick for him.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
And another thing was like I was talking to some
friends and everyone's saying like, oh, she's probably having amazing
sex for the first time, and and I'm like, but
what what what's giving the idea that he's good at sex?
Like the one thing that makes me think he is
good at sex is that he's had a long term relationship,
Like I feel like that's the only way men learn
how to like please a woman in any way is
(05:37):
if you like stay with them for multiple years and
commit to like giving instructions so that. But like otherwise,
I'm like, I feel like he's like most popular guy
at school who's like.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
A frat bro.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Like I feel like, where would he pick up any
like bed bedroom swagger or style.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I just like don't see that. And it's a lot
of like.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I don't know, Okay, So then that's how I'm starting
to feel about him. And I'm also like the outfits,
Like when he's like walking.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know. I'm just like, why are you wearing
like five different chains? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Like it's like, you're not a rapper? Are you're from Ohio?
Ye're a football player?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And that's something to be like, you know, be Tom Brady,
be like a hot like white guy, but like why
do you need to be wearing like custom like.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Outfits that like I don't know, like ellll cool J
would wear and like two.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Thousand and one after like the peak of his career
even anyway, So that and then the Grammys happen, and
you know, I was watching the Grammys with freend of
the Pod, Haley Karcher, and at one point she said,
I can't tell if you love Taylor Swift or hate
Taylor Swift. And it's confusing because I love Taylor Swift.
I'm very excited about the new album, but the behavior.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Is tough.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And as a side as a sidelined.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Girl in high school, like you know, someone who just
like I was talking about this last night, someone who
I just the distinctions were made and I realized I
am not one of those girls that will get a
boyfriend or even a second look. I'm on the sidelines,
talk about I'm in the bleachers like I didn't even
have I didn't even have words said to me by
(07:27):
a man, and if I did, it was like what
was the homework assignment? And I was like too scared
to even respond, like literally, so that watching like Taylor
Swift and it's like and I had the same thing
about Miley Cyrus where it's like, and I've talked about
this with many friends, It's like, okay, this it just
felt like Miley and Taylor were at the VMA's and
(07:48):
in fact, they were at the Grammys where like Joni Mitchell,
Stevie Wonder like all these legs, Tracy Chapman.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's like, so I'm sorry, but like Miley.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Being like, don't pretend you don't know my song, and
like Taylor like my lucky number is thirteen and my
album is I was like, girls, you're not the center
of the show tonight, Like be have some respect, sit
down at your table, be like everybody else. You don't
have to be like putting Grammys on people's heads and
like doing weird stunts like it's fine to get drunk
(08:17):
at the VMAs and like dance in the audience with
ice spice and make a scene, but like, there are
respectable people here at the Grammys and I'm just saying,
I'm just saying. So that made me upset. And then
she won like every single award there and I'm going
to watch the thing, and let's just mention, not that
it's important. My crush slash romantic interest is a forty
(08:40):
nine erstand And so that did care.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
We go, But I'm there, we go.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I felt like I was watching the popular kids in school,
like we're a forty nine ers family. Yeah, so my
kids are gonna probably end up wearing red and gold,
and I'm and I'm just that's just something in the
back of my mind, not that it's the most important thing,
but I'm just saying also that like it just felt
like the popular kids are like winning again. And then,
(09:05):
by the way, like every video I've seen of Taylor
and Travis, like it just I'm I'm getting I think
the ick is also connected to the fact that I'm like,
I think this is fake, Like they don't have chemistry
when they're when they're like dancing on the club floor
and to love Story, it's like awkward and like she
(09:26):
looks stiff and I don't feel like, oh my god,
this fucking chemistry is hot as hell. Like I'm just
like this is a little weird and they're just like grinding.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Also, like Taylor, I don't know, I.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Was really agreeing with this thing of like, oh, Taylor,
can't you know fly commercial? She has to take a
private jet because she's so famous. Well, she's out at
the club in Vegas, so like any god knows who
on their bachelorette party. So this is where I'm at today,
and it's to me, it's not my love story. To me,
(09:59):
it's not my love story right now.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Okay, this is so crazy coming from you because you
are one of Taylor's support you are a swiftie. I
feel comfortable saying that. I know you're excited about the
Torture Poets Department.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm excited about a song called I Can Fix Him.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be in parenthesies. No really, I can.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, that's really gonna be hitting home with a certain
couple of gals on this zoom.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
What did you think about the picture of her holding
her wrist against her head and then the line I
love you is ruining my life because I really liked
that that sort of.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Relates to like the old me and again like I
have a crush now, like oh, I don't know who
is that?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Like I'm like, wait, nothing, that.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Whole thing, that whole past year year before that year
before that year before that wasn't me because really now
I'm her, which is she's happy and I don't really
put my wrist my head like that, Like.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I just like Zippity's duet down the Street now.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I also isn't one song called like but Daddy I
Love Him? Okay, Daddy I Love Him is horrible.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
But the funniest one that Haley Haley and I keep
texting each other at random points in the day is
Fresh Out the Slammer.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I was with her when the.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Tracks came like trackless came out and we're reading them
and it's like getting it's like my boy only breaks
his favorite toys. And I'm like, oh, that's a that's
a punch to the gut that one. It's like my
boy only breaks his favorite toys. I'm like, it's also
like aligned directly from Salbourne, which is curious, but anyway,
and then Fresh.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Out the Slammer, like, what about Florida?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Now that one has Florence and the Machine on it,
so curious, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, I just I do love the album title. I
think I loved her announcement. I love it's like a
new style for her. I think I'm all for it,
(12:15):
and I do love like I'm so fucking in my
head all the time. I could never release an album
of all these songs that are so not subtle about
a past relationship that she just doesn't care. I mean,
(12:35):
I guess I have a podcast about all my past relationships,
but I would never write a song called so Long
London about my British ex boyfriend husband, whatever he was,
and release that. I'm like, that is brutal. You're basically saying, like,
I don't give up like that man, Joe Olwen will
(12:55):
only be known as Killer's ex for the rest of
his life. I mean, and he's not like a successful
enough actor to am I wrong, No, he's not.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
And there's just like a sort of poisoning too that
I think happens in the brains of these women, because
it's also like, like, yes, it's like the perspective goes
away when no one is willing to tell you, like,
You're wearing the most heinous outfit I've ever seen to
(13:32):
the Grammys and your hair doesn't even look like it's
been blown out in the past. This is her most
recent outfit, the Grammy's outfit, which had the way white
dress with the black sleeves. You have said that like
sometimes the best thing a straight man can do is
just like go along with like what like, just go
along with the woman he's with. And Travis Kelsey was
(13:53):
asked about that outfit and said he thought it was fire,
which was clearly a lie. And I did think that
was a green flag for him that he was able
to just be like, ah, yeah, I loved that when
it was so bad, like it was just like breathaly bad.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It was breathtakingly bad.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
And like, I think it's a clear I just don't
think anyone's saying, like I don't know, like if you
should do that about anything she does? Ever, Right, that's
true anyway. The point is there is a kind of like, yeah,
fuck you, I'm gonna release this whole album and your
career is over, and like I don't care, And I
totally get that. I relate to that having and I
(14:28):
have no idea what happened in their relationship.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I guess we'll find out tune.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
But it's kind of like similar to the Ariana Grande
thing of being like, yeah, and I broke up a
family and yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Mad I'm riding Spongeboby do you care?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
So what it's like kind of like they get to
the point where it's like, well, no one's really going
to say, like that's like clinically insane and doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
And yeah, or to the point.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Of saying, like Miley, like maybe don't make Mariah Carey
stand next to you for the entirety of your speech
so that you can tell a story about a kid
who saw a butterfly, Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
They lose touch, They lose touch. I completely agree. In
terms of the Grammys, I mean, someone on Dumid described
Taylor as just like talking so loudly as if she
didn't care who hurt her, and I was like, I
really believe that she is that type of personality. And
I don't mean that in a bad way necessarily. I
(15:30):
mean that in she's the most famous person on earth,
and I think she's fine with it. I think she
is very comfortable with it. She's not one of those
people who like, like she smiles at the paparazzi, she
poses for the paparazzi. I don't. I would venture to
guess that, like a lot of it is really scary
and like uncomfortable too, but for the most part she
sees seems to be someone who is super okay with it.
(15:53):
Britney Spears was like the opposite, maybe someone who liked
to perform and like liked like concerts, necessarily want like
people following her around. Yeah, it also sounds like Taylor
maybe has better security. I don't know, because like I'm like,
we're or just doesn't go places. But all that being said,
I was charmed by them dancing together. If anything, I
(16:16):
felt like, this is someone who has never been with
a guy besides, and I hate to say it, Tom Hidleston,
who will be like goofy with her or just like
kiss her in public, or just like relax and sink.
When I was watching them, like kind of grind not really,
(16:39):
I was like, that's not grinding, and the way I
used to do it, I was thinking, excuse.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Me, that's not grinding. That's not grinding, Mayam.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Just so you know, you've got to have your legs
in between each other's legs and you got to be
going back and forth like a seesaw. Well.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Also, let me say, like in the videos, I'm like,
who are these random ask people just stand around and
a lot of them are men, and it's like I
get that. It's like like it's no, I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Actually I think it's like really sad, and it's like
the crux of everything that's wrong in all of society
is like to be at this moment at the super
Bowl after party in Las Vegas next to the two
most famous people in the world who are grinding, and
you're so full of shame and tortured masculinity that you
can't even like do a little bop of the head.
(17:28):
Like there's just these men standing completely still, like just
standing there, stiff as a.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Board, looking around, and I'm like, what are you? Like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Like go sit down or don't be like I don't know.
I'm just like what are they what?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
So that's I.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Want to go back to you saying Travis isn't good
in bed, because I believe that he has the confidence
of someone who is very good in bed. And when
I say confidence, I don't necessarily mean like like you
could say Aaron Rodgers is confident. I do not believe
Aaron Rodgers is. I think he's like a psycho magam it.
But I think Travis was like, you know, someone asked him, Oh,
(18:05):
Aaron Rodgers called you like the mister clean man and
was making fun of your Pfiser advertised, you know, Piser campaign,
and Travis was like, oh, that's really funny. Like there
was no part of him that was like aggressive or
agro about it. He was like laughing with it. And
I was like, Oh, you are someone who is so
confident that you don't even need to engage and like
(18:28):
his outfits and stuff, like they're so clownish, But at
the same time, I'm like, oh my god, it's I
think it's like hot that he's in like a purple
sweatsuit at a party with like a kangle hat on
and is like cheesing smiling with his sunglasses on. And
I'm like, again, you look like a clown, but at
(18:49):
the same time, like you do not care. You do
not care. That's benare. I am very attracted that kind
of energy, and like, I think it's easier to be
on the outside being like you look like an idiot
than it is to be on the inside and being
like I'm gonna wear this because I think it's like
fun and I have fun in it.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
It's actually not easy to be a hater. It's actually
takes a lot of work and a lot of real lifetime.
It takes a lifetime of research and backing up your arguments.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
No, I mean, I never back up my arguments.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I'm always like the one saying an opinion that people.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I actually tried to back up my argument about Taylor and.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Someone was obviously being like, oh, so you think like
she's like a great he This man I will say,
said so you think she's like an incredible musician and
I said, yes, I think she's one of the greatest
musicians of all time. And he said, well, I think songwriter,
but not musician. And I said, well, I think she's
(19:50):
an incredible musician too, and she writes all the music
for all the songs her songs.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
And he said, but she couldn't, like, you know, like
tear up a guitar or something.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
And I go, well, if she's no Lenny Kravitz, And
then I did based on everyone's reactions around me, I
had to stop and think, I'm like, does Lenny, Like
I don't even know Lenny?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
What's Lenny Kravitz's songs? Like I don't know? That is
so funny.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
But so I can't really back up Okay, I can't
necessarily back up arguments, but I'm very argumentative.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Is that an attractive Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I love that. I love that I did. I have
been spreading some of your gospel, and when I say gospel,
I mean conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift and I have
gotten some followers. Which is that you said that you
think Taylor has a drinking problem. Oh yeah, I told
my friends out work that, and in our work group
(20:47):
chat last night, someone was like, hey, i think I'm
starting to like agree with Carolina's theory. It's my theory
when I presented it to them, Oh oh, so the
way you presented it was your idea, got my idea. Yeah,
And they said, I think I'm starting to get like
agree with Carolina's theory that Taylor has a drinking problem.
And if you notice, obviously she had to chug drink,
(21:11):
you know, but there are a few shots of her
where you were like, I can see that drink. What
do you mean, like I can read that drink on
your face? Oh yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
And I'm also like, it does ring alcoholic to go
to the club when you are that famous and successful
and you could literally be doing anything else. It's like
that is that feeling of like, well, I have to
get drunk, and like why would I do it alone?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
So I'm going to end up at the club, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Like I feel like I feel like she's a good
time girl, and I love a good time girl and.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Such a cover from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Sometimes that goes around, much like waking up with a
black eye and then lying about it and being confronted
by a nation's people, saying your.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Phot was confronted by nations people.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
She was brought to by the nations people on a
nation's stage, So pravo con, pravo con.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I know know what's so funny is that I was
like excited for them to I was like, oh they
are probably I'm the best sleep. Oh my god. If
I was Taylor and I was around that crowd all
day again, this is where I'm like, you are not
normal for being so okay with this. I would be like, Travis,
go have fun, meet me at the hotel and like
we'll have sex to go to sleep. Like I would
(22:28):
be so excited to go to sleep. Take all that
makeup off, get out my little hair braids and go
to sleep. They were up to like six am in
the morning, I know. And first of all, they were
at a club called Excess in Vegas, which I've been to. Yes,
Jermaine Depre was Zijing when I was there. Yes, I
say until ten am because it was that much fun.
So I'm sure they had a grand old time. But
(22:52):
I am still like, you're you guys are thirty four,
like you're not twenty five. I know you might. You
must be getting sleepee without any like little you know,
mommy's little helpers.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well, and no one's saying there wasn't Mommy's little helpers.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I would kill for a picture of Taylor Swift smoking
a cigarette casually.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh, I thought we were talking about cocaine.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, I know, but can you imagine? That's what I meant.
And I didn't want to say cigarette, so I called
them Mommy's I love.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
A picture of Taylor Swift with a shot of espresso,
can you imagine? So oh, But that was another thing
pointed out in my Swifty group chat. Someone said Travis
(23:41):
was asking an interview to name Taylor's.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Cats and he couldn't.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Wow, And that's tough because they are very famous cats.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Do you know their names?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, Meredith, Olivia and Benjamin Man.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I wish you had been there. Someone asks you that question, but.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
I'm like, it's a little weird that he doesn't know that,
And it does feed into the it's a it's a
setup theory. I mean, I think it's a contractual obligation.
I also think that she is like into him and
has like some sort of love addiction thing, the same
way Ariana does. But I definitely think it's like a
contractual situation.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I believe it's he's the one for her. I really do.
I think he is the first person that she has
been with again, except for Tom Hiddleston, who enjoys the
spotlight as much as she does and also has his
own spotlight like he has been someone so he's not
intimidated by it. And and again I am convinced that
(24:46):
they have really good sex. He literally said to her
on the field, come here, girl. So so if I'm
sorry every video I see of them, and I did
refer to myself as a lemming because I am a
lemming and I click on every like every single clickbait
thing that will be like.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
It'll it'll literally be like the Osmond family found this
in their kitchen.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And I'm like, I don't even know who the Osmond
family is.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
And I'm like, oh, I'm literally like brain, something clicks
in brain and I'm like uh uh uh, and I'm
like reading about the Osmond family or like watching a video,
I'm like, oh okay, So like they found that their
grill had been recalled by Amazon dot Com and what
I'm like, why am I here?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
But so every video I see where it's like this.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Is You'll never believe what Travis Kelcey called Taylor Swift
on the field. And it's like he said, hey, sweetie,
come here, Like not once have I seen something where
I'm like, all right, Wow, they're like deeply in love.
They clearly are. Like it's like him being like, hey,
baby girl. He could say that to anyone. You people
say that on field dot Com every day and they
don't mean it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well, I'm not on field and I'm not getting that
kind of tension in my life, and I like to
live vicariously through them. I think it also is to
what you mentioned before. You are right now watching the
popular kids like you're watching them in the bleachers. Her
Lively Kaylee, Miles Teller's wife. That's all I know about her.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
And by the way, what you were just talking about
I meant to refer to this because you were saying, like,
when you can tell someone's confident.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Every video I see.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Of Miles Teller, he seems like the most insecure, strange,
something weird.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Is going on there. So let me just state that
is fact.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I completely agree.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Like he can't dance. Gee, he can't dance. He's like
wearing skinny jeans that are acid wash.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Like I think he's going to cheat on his wife.
And you can't explain how I know these things. I've
told people many many times that I'm psychic, and people
do not believe me. So I'll just say that that
is what I think I've been right before.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Do you think my crush is gonna make me?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yes, I do what you're just saying that I do
know I do. I think this is the one what
you can cut this out if you don't want it
to be in here.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
I don't give a flying rats ass, But I do
give a flying rats ass about the normalization of the
Kaylee Teller family. And let me say this too, I
don't like Brittany Mahomes. I don't like that really well
because of her Patrick Mahomes brother assaulted a woman. It's
(27:35):
on camera. There's like multiple witnesses and it has been
she There's just I don't trust Brittany Mahomes and she
gives me the ick to with her like being like,
so Brittany Mahomes strikes me as like been waiting for
this attention her whole life. She's like a girl who
(27:55):
in high school wasn't popular and then got to college
and sort of was and is like basking the fuck
out of it, Like that's her vibe and I don't
like that. So that person, So this is what riddled
me this. If you're psychic, riddle me.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I've already had I swear, I've already had thoughts about
this relationship.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I continue, how is someone said Taylor Swift friends with
Kaylee Teller vomb, Brittany Mahomes vomb and then she's also
friends with Phoebe Bridgers and Lnna Delray Like I'm just
like what is this group?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And then like Ice Spice, like, I'm just like.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
What I know? It doesn't make any sense where I
don't believe. Where is the nucleus. Taylor, the tailor is
the nucleus. I know, but I just don't get it.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I'm just like, I'm not understanding how Kaylee is like
hanging out with how someone named Kaylee period is hanging out.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
With Lana del Rey Kaylee McNee.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Although remember when Lonna del Ray was like briefly married
to or like dating that cop guide during COVID.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I'll never forget. That was tough.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
He had like a TV show where he talked about
like what it's like to be a policeman.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I was like, how do we get here? I know,
but yet but yet, like I do know yet accept
I understand completely and I didn't she put a billboard
in his town.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh that makes a lot of sense. But I also
need to say that I can see myself like being like, okay, guys, okay,
yes he's a policeman. I know, I know, but just
give me a second, and like trying to explain out
of it. I the idea of either one of us
(29:44):
dating a cop. That's when I'm telling the listeners. Now,
that's when you can say this is a rock bottom seep.
This is.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Seek help and seek a firefighter always, except I'm worried
about firefighter. I just swipe left on a firefighter on
hinge because I am an anxious person. I thought, I
don't need that kind of anxiety in my life. But
I am looking for a confident Travis kelce type. I
(30:14):
like the beard. I actually think his brother Jason Kelsey
is very attractive too.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I think Jason Kelsey is more attractive because I'm like,
I get you, You're just like a schlub who like
thinks it's fun to like dress in a zany outfit.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Great, and I love his wife Kylie Kelcey, and I
love that they have like a.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Giant like Raymore and Flannagan sectional like that's that I endors.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Now let me say this.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Let's both say our favorite commercial at our favorite moment
of the best halftime show that I've.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Seen in years.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Okay, I know my favorite moment, which was Little John
hmmm and tied with roller skates.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
The roller skates was amazing.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
The roller skates just like giving and scary and scary,
but just like a brief moment of like roller skates
and by the way, roller skates, that's what the message was.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
By the way roller skates that was gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
And then like the fact that he had like a
bedazzled like six pack on his shirt is amazing.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Right, Yeah, number one halftime moment was shirt off.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
But it's a close tie because I also it's gotta
be shirt off for me. But I also loved when
he talked to the camera and was like so many
people said they didn't think I would be here, Hi, mom,
Like we're here. I was like, okay, that I love
and it was just so powerful and great and gorgeous.
(31:43):
And we don't have performers like we used to. That's
what I really thought. I was like, can you imagine,
like no offense, but it's like an an Olivia Rodrigo
halftime show.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, that's true.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
No, But I'm really happy that we're getting new Casey Musgraves,
new Beyonce, new tail, swift.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Off the Texas hold Him song. There's something else. I
think there's new Maggie Rogers.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Maybe. So it's just gonna be a great year.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
For music, and we'll recap more on said new music,
but until then, I love you, Devin, love you, Carol,
love you Cookievted.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Solid, I want You's.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's a romantic love me baby, don't leave me.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Haggin, I want your
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