February 14, 2023 • 40 mins
Here is Episode 49 and the moms get into talking tunes….Looney Tunes. To show their appreciation to the voice actors of days gone by, they try their hand at talking like cartoons and fail…hard.
The fan questions start off super awkward. The moms have to imagine which scenario is worse to be caught during their “alone time” by their child as an adult or their child when they’re younger. Hannah with 2 H’s needs some help on dealing with the pressures of taking relationships to the physical level. Finally a tough one gets the mommies a bit at odds about if a guy should skip his best friend’s wedding because his ex-wife will be there. DRAMA!!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It was a problem.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're taking money.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
We're matching today.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We are matching.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome to two cool moms. I'm Joe Gatto.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And here's the thing with you. Yes, people comment this
a lot that you don't look comfortable.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I don't look comfortable.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, like with the shirt, with the with your choice
in outer wear, it looks like you're it's that heavy.
Doesn't look comfy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I love it. I'm very comfortable.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay. I just want everybody home to know.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, I'm in layers because we bank episode, so you
have to tell be in a mesh tank top by
the end of the by the end of the days.
How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'm great. How are you doing any tunes?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I like it? Yeah, I've been educating my son on
it because HBO Max they have them, all of them.
And uh, Little Known Fact. When we were doing Very
Little Known Fact season three of Sullivan and Son, which
was filmed on the Warner Brothers lot, we were in
a very odd shaped building and I said, why is
the Why is the building shaped this way? And it
(01:05):
was it was shaped a certain way because what happened
is you go into this big room, which it was
our writer's room, what happened was there were all these
like windows up top that slanted down, so it was
like slant down windows, slant down windows, slant down window
on the roof of the building. And I was like,
(01:26):
what is this all about? And they told us that
back in the thirties and forties, I believe it was
in fifties, the animators would sit in that room and
that was the best. It was angled at the right
way flight for the sunlight to come amazing, so it
reflected in so they could animate all day and get
all that sunlight.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh, that's really cool.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And it was kind of it was like, really you
look at the aesthetics. I was like wow, and it's like, oh,
this is where they drew, like, you know, all of them.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It was pretty well funny because you'd be annoyed, like
you're like, oh, what a waste of space, and then
you find out why and it's like, oh, that's really cool. Yeah,
I don't have to worry about that shit anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, who's your favorite lunew Tunes character?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wiley Coyotos has always had a special place in my heart.
I've always loved Wiley, but I Blooney Tunes top to
bottom I mean, I mean Gossamer, the big orange monster.
I love him. I think he's a lot of fun.
You know, Marvin the Martian was always a good time.
The only one I didn't really get to. I really
didn't take to speed against Salez Peppi La pew. I
guess I don't like foreigners. But those are two. I
didn't know those are two. I didn't really like those.
(02:24):
Everybody else I was really like, I liked a lot,
but I liked the Daffy Duck Like. I have three
or four episodes that are just standing out because me
and my sisters used to watch them together. And I
remember the hardest my sister and I used to And
this is before you could rewind, right, So this is
the hardest that I remember, my sister Gina and I laughing.
There's one where it's uh, Daffy Duck plays Robin Hood
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and and he's trying to press Porky Pig who's Friar
Tuck and he and he's trying to sing. He's singing
the song, and the song goes and I'm a trip
but trip but trip, but then he trips down to
Mountain's own trip trip and he goes and then he
just I remember just falling apart laughing at that all
the time. And then I remember when I first got
the DVDs and the kids I could rewatch it, and
I went to my sister's house and I said, check
(03:07):
this out, and we just watched everywhere for like forever
and laughed so hard. Yeah, that's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I remember when I first passed at this comedy seller
Keith Robinson, great comiculways go shut up, shedding up, and
I completely I never really put it together. And I
was watching him with my son and bugs Buddy with
the gangsters, and one of the gangsters says that to him,
and I was like.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The big mungo dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to
love all of them.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I will.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I will say it's probably my biggest comedic influence. I
would go on record for saying Looney Tunes is probably
my biggest comedic influence growing up.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
All the physicality, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
For sure, a lot of that. Yeah, and just just
like there's always different dynamics. I always say that about Luncus,
which I liked. Was it really tapped into different ones?
You know? You got like the buddy comedy kind of
stuff you got, the adversarial relationships, you've got just like
the solo stuff, you had to straight up physical comedy
like each one, each character really embodied there, just that
whole thing. Like if you think about Wiley, Coyote and Roadruner,
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there's no words, right. So I was totally engrossed as
a child, sure right where you're totally like all over
the place, but I would just sit there and just
watch that and I didn't even have to listen to anything.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You know, Well, tell me what you think about this.
I was thinking about this because I was I was
thinking about like Looney Tunes, right, and all those great characters.
And we grew up at a time when those cartoons
would be on all the time because there were like
three channels and then there was a cable, but you'd
still have it on. And now there's so much out there,
and they've tried to reboot it so many times in
(04:33):
different forms or fashions. But I think at the end
of the day, it'll never be as great as that
because mel Blank embodied all those characters, and you'll never
you could put bugs Bunny in this situation, that situation,
that situation, but you'll never have mel Blank doing those
voices again and exhibiting their personality. And he did every
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single one of those characters so much so that over
the cour of his career, I think he did He's
he's like credited with over a thousand voices.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, because you even do like the neighbor or to
the random people on all of them who just do
the whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And I remember the first time I I I was like, white,
what have.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You seen the reals of him? Like you've ever seen
the stuff? Like record, it's insane.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
There's a great episode of the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.
Carson's interviewing Jack Benny and Mel Blank and Mel Blank
back in the radio program for Jack Benny would do
all the voices of like starting up the car and
all this stuff, and so he's doing all of them.
He's doing it, all of it. And then Jack Benny
was just saying this one time. He he was like, yeah,
(05:39):
we had a bull that was Spanish was in the script,
and it's like, well, how you just distinguished that? And
so they threw it to Mel Blank and he did
something but he put a tinge on it, and it
was it was so funny, great so I.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Mean I wish I have do you have? Do you
have the ability to do voices like when your kids
were younger? Did you like I talked with my kids
stuffies like they're stuffed animals. Make me say good night
or whatever? And my son, now he now gives me notes.
I'm not. I'm not. What about your daughter?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm not great at voices?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You're not?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
If I gave you your you know, be a bunny
robbing a bank.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
A bunny robbing a bank?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Who is good?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You are not good? Did this Robert stroke and it's
stroking on?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't know, Okay, bunny, bunny asking for a milkshake?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hey, yeah, I mean a milkshake please? That really good?
Animate that? Yeah? I like my my son's excuse me?
Give who we should do that? We'll do this next
piece has those characters. I'll tell the story. There's that character. Okay,
So my boy likes when I make voices, but he
gives me notes. Oh boy, like everyone's turning out. Everyone's
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setting out now, But my subtlestll giving me notes. Now,
I'll be like. He has this bear and he's like, Dad,
you have to say good good night. We have a
ritual when we say good night. Right, it's like snuggles,
pets whatever he has, like a whole thing he goes through.
He's got a little bit of O C D. So
you have to run through the whole list and do everything.
So one of the things he says his voices, and
I have to say good night with his bear to
him and he'll always give me like dad, he's he's
a baby. He talks. He talks like a baby, like
(07:11):
good night remo like that. He's like Dad. He's like
a baby. So I'll have to be like and he
like better.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Again from the again, from the emotion shows.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's funny though I always liked making voices. I didn't
do you remember, did you ever like when.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You were younger asked to do voiceover?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh no, I don't have a good voice for.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
But all the all, with all the stuff you've done,
I'm sure there's got to have been. I would love
to show that you're the that they know your fans
of that would have you committed.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I reach out to every like kids show that my
kids watch, I would like and my kids would lose
their minds if I was like my kids watched like
Bluey or like, you know, even any of the like
animated movies and stuff like trolls and whatnot. Like I
just want to be somebody in the back just says something,
you know what I mean. I thought that'd be so fun.
The video game is another place where I thought i'd
it'd be fun to do voices. Video games is great,
(08:00):
great voiceover that wouldn't be bad.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I only did it once for FS for Family. It's fun.
It's a disperence, yeah, where you you just sit in
the booth, like you know, and you just got your
headphones on, you got your script, and they they they say,
go over it again, go over it again, try it
this way, try that, and then you're like done it.
It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Really cool. The closest ever came was for the movie
when we had to go and do like the pickup
lines and stuff. And then it was one part where
we like rewrote a part of it. So I had
it on my back and I had to like come
up with the lines. But I was able to like
improvise because you couldn't see me. So the the idea
and I said some stuff which is kind of fun,
kind of interesting too, but I never. I also didn't
ever have to do an audiobook yet, and I think
that would be a lot of fun to do an audiobook, Like.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
When are you are? Are you going to? Is that
something on the horizon have you thought about writing?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I mean a kid's book is coming from me.
But an audiobook a book book.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, a book book detailing my life. Yeah, I'm sure
that people would be.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So my life is so and you could see everything
about anything about me. It's so stupid. Everything's there on
podcasts talking. I'm doing the show for ten seasons. Well,
what do you want to know? At this point, he
likes Cannoli's Can I tell you this one?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I think is fascinating. Okay, we get two very different
two very different ways of having fun in Vegas. Okay,
so the first night we go out, we're in Vegas
Sunday after your show. You guys all partition off, you
and your boys, and I'm hanging at first, but then
(09:30):
I'm like, well, I feel like having a drink, you know.
So I went over to the bar and people from
the show came over the bar and I got stuck there.
So I'm there till three four in the morning, drinking,
having a blast getting bombed, and you guys are rolling
the whole time, and I hear you laughing. I'm like,
I want to go over there. But then somebody else
had come over, and somebody else come over, and the
next day I was absolutely guessed, completely waxed, and I
(09:52):
was in bed by ten thirty and you guys were
just heading out at that point, and I was asleep.
And then I'm going to the airport at four or
fifteen in the morning and you guys are still at
the table and I walk over and I'm like, hey,
I can't believe you guys, and you are in the zone.
You're like, great, great, Okay, I want to do that.
Roll it again, roll it again. And I'm like, okay,
(10:14):
I don't want to be the cooler step off respect
the game. And I'm just like, did you guys have
fun last night? Fucking amazing, great time, awesome? I go okay.
I'm like, well, I want to hear about it. So
I call you the next day and I was like,
I'm so excited to hear about this adventure. Would you
guys do? And so this is like for me, it'd
be like I got hammered. I went to the to
(10:35):
the Griffin downtown. We did so many shots. We met
so and so we drank till five or six in
the morning. Like for me, that's like fun. You it's like, well,
we gambled. Then we went to Aria and we gambled,
and then we went to a club for like ten minutes,
and we came back to the Virgin and then we
like gambled. And I was like, yeah, but you said
(10:56):
you had fun. You're like, oh, we had a blast.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
We'd like that.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
There's no like craziness.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
There's no There's plenty of craziness.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But it always centers around the table.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Of course. That's what that's that's where I invite people
to enjoy the crazy. I want to get a little well,
that's what. That's what. You need some fuel for the fire,
which is fine.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I need a fuel for the fire.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah. Yeah, that as my casino coffees I was. I
was like sixteen casino coffees in when you're.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, let me ask you this because I find this fascinating.
Because you are I can tell you gamble for fun. Yeah,
you don't get too definitely, because you know there's people
that wear it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't gamble to win I gamble to have fun.
If I win, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But when you lose, does it ruin everything? Does it
kind of like stick with you when you're like I
gotta go back and I gotta make it.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
No, No, I'll never say I have to go back,
because that's support. That's when you know that there's issues.
But when I, if I have like a big loss
right before bed, that pisses me off bad, Like when
I when I when I tuck it in and I
go forget it, I'm gonna go to bed now. Or
it's like right before bed and I take a big
swing and that doesn't pan out that those ones sting
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them because then you're just laying in bed, You're like
that was dumb, you know, or I could have done
this different or something I should have done something like.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Can I ask you this? Obviously you can edit this out,
but I want to know.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Do you want to give us work?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I want to know what's your I want to know.
You can't just ask me later your biggest win.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You have to ask me now, So we have to
do more work on the podcast, right right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Okay, go ahead, Yeah, I'm learning it. I'm learning. What's
your biggest win, your biggest pot you've ever had, and
then your biggest loss.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
My biggest My biggest win wasn't necessarily a walk away win.
It was a phoenix rise from the ashes story.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, so it was.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It was an eighteen thousand dollars swing. Oh my on crap,
you kid me. I was down a bunch and then
we ended up walking down eighteen. No, I was down.
I walked away. It was eighteen thousand dollars swing. I
was down about eight and I want to walked away
at about almost ten. Wow, that was about that. And that
was my biggest swing up. That was the biggest swing
straight up walk away. I don't know, it was probably
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never more than that. There's been one of there's been
a handful of time to I've walked away with close
to ten. Yeah, And I was like, oh, that was great,
you know, but that only happens when like those really
bets that you never hit hit and I happen to
be on them. Sure, you know, it's never really a
big skill thing where I'm sitting at a blackjack table
for three hours and then I I got them and
walk away Like it's not like that, you know, my.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Biggest pot's maybe one hundred and fifty. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm like, I gotta walk away, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
But that's that's that's I mean, you're talking about a
guy who gambles a lot over a lot of time
like that doesn't happen a lot like anyway, it's normally
up or down within a thousand, so you know, so.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Your biggest loss would be.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Down a couple of anywhere from one thousand to fifteen
and up upwards around like two grand.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I instantly would think, oh my god, my wife's gonna
kill me. That's all they would think about.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well, that's why you need to be divorced. I mean, clearly,
there we go.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Okay, let's get to it. Answer all right, this is
uh two Cool Moms. We're taking your questions very excited
about Thank if everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Writes in on Instagram at two Cool Moms Pod crushing
it out there, and thanks everybody who subscribes and shares
about us. Lets people know people still find us, people
still being like, hey you do podcast. You still got
it about fifty in way you been come on through.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, this first one's a bit of a doozy. This
is coming to us from Christina. Okay, hey guys, thanks
for bringing up a memory on an episode. I actually
caught my dad.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh thanks caught Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Was in my thirties. After I got over the shock
of realization of what I saw, I laughed and said
to myself, he's human, that's what we do. Still, it
was weird. He's dead now like Joe's dad, and I
miss him.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Noh, okay, at least you have that memory, Christina, And
that's good. That's good.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
He always had a joke or did something make people laugh.
I guess that's where I get my sense of humor
and desired to make people smile happy. Thanks for everything
you both do.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Oh love you, Christina. There was a question or just
wanted to let me know that her dad her jacket off.
Dad's dead, and I appreciate that. I appreciate that. It's sure,
we're all human. I mean, you get you think about it,
and it's it's just a human nature. But it's about memories. Really,
it's about memory.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's why when you go to Christina's house and you
hear ooh it is a ghost.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
But he's about the timing, and then you hear ah boo.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Do you boo, did you do you?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Would you rather get caught as a father by your
ten year old son or your thirty year old son
jacking it?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Wait, he's catching me or I'm kidding you're catching him?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
No, no, no, he's catching you. He's catching you. He's
catching you. You're in your room doing your business. You're
locked in your you're locked in your office bathroom. So
he's with the air pods in with the laptop set
up on the sink. I know you do. I know
how you do. And you forgot. You forgot to lock
the door.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Slotted door stuff, I say out and this is the
stuff that you Okay, this is okay.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm just saying, all right, I'm painting a picture. I'm
an artist, got it. Okay? You got your wang in
your hand, so not a tens even too old? Would
you rather get caught about like your five year old
son or by like your thirty year old son? Thirty?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
For sure? Thirty because the thirty year old I think
like her she said she was thirty. When it happens
like you could laugh about it. When you're a kid,
you have no idea what any of that stuff is.
This questions that's something used to pee out of it,
like what are you doing? Like, I think there's just
so many more questions along.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, that does conversations happen with the younger kid. What
the older one is like dad?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, what were those people doing on the screen?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah? Why were three of them black? Daddy's got a category?
So oh yeah, okay, that makes sense. I was also gonn,
what about you? I think I'm with you. I think
with the thirty you laught off. But there's a sense
of embarrassment with a thirty year old that doesn't come
with a five year old because five road you can
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probably get it over on them. You probably could sell
it as something else to be like, you know, well,
I don't know about that. It depends on what what
phase you are in the moon, what phase of the
moon you're in? All right, it depends are you at
crescent or you're full moon in it? Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's My follow up question was going to be,
(17:25):
would you rather your son or your daughter? Cat? You
has got to be sun right, Yeah for sure? Yeah, yeah,
daughter would be even worse. Yeah for sure, because that's
his daughter. Like that's weird, that's really weird. Yeah, yeah,
kind of hot depends on your category. Next question, Oh,
thanks you sir for writing and the listening. We love you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Next question from Jillian. Hi, Mommy's love the podcast so much,
but I need some help.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm fifteen years old and I just got my driver's permit.
I am super nervous about driving, and I haven't actually
driven a car yet. Any tips about how to be
a good driver while you're young. Thanks and love you both. Julian.
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's really good. I actually dealing with that. I dealt
with this with my niece and nephew. My niece, she
was a little sheepish. She still doesn't have her license yet.
She's gonna get it now. She's now she's eighteen, So
would you got a page? She was sixteen, she was
a little nervous, Yeah about it. I think she failed
the test once too, so now then she went a
way to college. She couldn't have a car, so there's
no reason for her to get it. You get as
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a fresh one.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I was growing up. Everybody, that was the first thing
you did when you returned sixteen, Yeah, is get the
permit and get the license.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Everybody you didn't have uber.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I don't know why that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Everybody has a car that pocket to car in the pocket.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, we have a car right here.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's all right here.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I would say, they still complaining, and they are complaining
and they're just always depressed. God damn millennials. Ray just
gets the force.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Sorry, sorry, grandpa, you're done, Get off my lawn. I
would say, practice definitely right. Practice, Practice makes perfect with
like you think, so gets me behind the wheels, behind
the wheel.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So if you want to get comfortable at doing something,
you should practice it.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's probably the right answer.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
That's what I'll tell my son when he comes in.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Come here, sit down down, I'll show you, show you
a thing or two. Don't forget you have this one too. Okay,
Now this is what I would I would I would
think that, uh, A lot of it comes with being
afraid of killing somebody, right Jesus, isn't it like you
learn about it you're in charge of, like a will
(19:34):
be like a really call some damage. Right. So I
think a lot of it is that. But you have
to know that. You know you're probably not gonna I
don't want to promise anything, but you may probably Joe chill.
You probably won't kill anybody, so don't put you on yes.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Uh with do your learners from it. You have to
have an adult with you. Yeah, so yeah, that's all.
That's the worst.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You might kill them. That is the worst that you're saying.
Singer might die too. Don't drive take a bit, and.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
If you're driving a Tesla, could catch a fire any
moment in time. There you go, that's sure.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You don't want that. Yeah. Yeah, there's also like doll
stray dogs. You might take down dear an old lady
just bending down and get the paper. You don't say
because you're looking on your phone. I mean all these things.
It's death trap.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Take the bus, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Uh no, I mean all that stuff you can't worry
about because you're gonna die one day anyway, Julian m
next question, or even worse, catch your dad jacket off?
Did you? I'm trying to think if I was a
nervous driver, I wasn't really necessarily a nervous driver. Ever.
(20:46):
I don't think I ever was. I think I was
pretty confident with it.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
We think I was pretty confident. Yeah, I mean we
had a go kart when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Ah, that helps.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
So, look, they're two totally different things.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
We played pole position a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Stand up the stand up right, Yeah, but I knew,
you know, the pedals and whatever. So I think there's
a comfortability factor there. But but look, you get an
adult in there, take it easy. I think the biggest
piece of advice I'd give you is you're not in
a rush. Respect everybody on the road. Be defensive and
(21:19):
blind spots. I think even to this day, I still
get paranoid about blind smarts. Yeah, there's times I'm moving
over I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Blind people across the street that you could possibly hit.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yes, yeah, and just look for blind people.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
That was actually really good advice. You did way better
than that one than I did.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, the world's gonna end, everybody's going to die.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You might as well drive.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
You know, you can get age driving.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's like Jesus Joe.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, yeah, but good luck. It is. Uh, it's an
emense responsibility that you should not take lightly.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I think the speed things smart like, just take take
your time with it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Take your time, yeah for sure, don't be in a rush.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Great, Unlike me, say, that was great, great advice, Thank
goodness we had. That's why it's two cool moms, because
sometimes one mom doesn't do good advice.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Good mom, bad mom. That's right, bad mom, good mom.
Sometimes you flip the coin. You see what you get?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It lands on one a lot though.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, all right, this is coming on us from Hannah.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Hannah, Hannah, what is that? Ask? It's a great name
with an hure No, h.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
How would you spell Hannah h A n n A
or h A n n A A h Oh you're
saying at the end, at the end, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You fucking dope, you don't. I didn't know there was
an h Hannah. That's where your mind when you are
such an idiot. Sometimes, you know what? I didn't think
it was an age in front of him? Hannah. How
do you spell Hannah?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Well, this is the crazy thing. Her last name is Barbara. Sorry, okay,
here we go. This that's the third wheel Hannah Barbara
third yeah, third tier tier Disney. Give me a hand
in Barbara cartoon.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I give you a million, yo. Get Bear Jetson's right,
Uh yo, get Bear Jetson.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
This.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You got a Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo, flintstones, flintstones, Yeah,
fin stones, Scooby Doo, Scooby do Scooby Doo. Who do
you think Scooby do was.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
All the syndicated stuff that was like fresh out of
the oven. I wish the toy Tunes was was holdover.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I felt like I feel like Hannah Barbara was East Coast,
don't you know? I feel like it was that kind
of like an East Coast thing. It was mooney.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Tuns, East Coast bugs, bunnies like Bronx and Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, well that's his voice, but it was out of
it was out of Warner Brothers in Los Angeles, was
out of California.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, but a lot of those characters had like an
East Coast Yeah, yeah, I guess so Space Coast was he?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Space Coast is Hannah Barber? Space Coast is great? Droopy dog? Oh,
dear Sally, which she's driving?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
This is coming us from anah with two h's. Hi, Stephen, Joe,
I need advice, double h that's weird, Hannah.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I don't know what should we name on daughter. Let's
make a different Hannah.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I flew here for this.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He just drew.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He took the LA.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I flew here one hour traffic.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I have an extreme I I have a crush on
someone and we have an extreme and valuable connection just
within two weeks of knowing each other. So it's only
been two weeks. That's good half a month, Joe.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I start fourteen days for those who are acounting right,
fourteen days, but he's yes, seven hundred and sixty hours.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
When you break it down this way, it's that's the
math leading you. Yeah, you can't help yourself and fifty minutes,
can I please?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But he's he's he's looking to lose his virginity. He's
twenty two, I'm twenty and that seems to be his
first priority, the thing that's most important to him. Uh,
this is two weeks.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
There's a lot going on here, Hannah.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Hannah, that's pretty much every guy. And I'm not looking
to do that right now. And that's pretty much every girl.
We talked about it. He doesn't feel like waiting for me,
but still values our connection, wants to continue talking. What
do I do and how do I go about this?
I love you all very much, thanks for being the
way you all are. Thank you, it's very nice.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Hannah. Did she want us to use her name? Though?
It's just Hannah. It's true. I mean, don't ever do
anything you don't want to. Bottom line, so you seem fine,
you've seen what you're thinking is right, I mean you're not.
Don't let anybody pressure do anything if you're not ready
to do anything. I don't do anything when you're ready.
You're ready. If it's with this guy, it's with this guy.
(25:51):
If it's not, it's not.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
We're gonna die anyways.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
You know, you could be you know, get a car, getting.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
A car, run in a light post.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, he could be it. Yeah, for sure. I think
I think that everyone deals with that situation one way
or another. And it's not only when it comes.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
To but not everybody's dealing with that situation I feel.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Let me finish my sentence. Okay, let me finish finish.
Everybody is dealing with that situation one way or another
when they have a tenty twenty two year old man
who's trying to penetrate them at every turn. That's what
I was gonna say. No, everybody everyone has that dealing
situation one way or another. One they're in a relationship
and they feel some sort of pressure to do something
they're not willing necessarily to do. It doesn't have to
(26:31):
be sex, could be anything. That's what I was going
to say.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Like I'm just.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I'm just fixturing it all, like like you know, you
have those connections, and it's like it's like one in
the morning and you started talking eight o'clock and you're
talking about life and philosophy and the way of the
world and values and music and movies, and you have
a deep connection in the whole time. Wid you you
(27:04):
get onto he's like this one another connections, Like.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, that's all he's thinking about.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
He's like he's like doing that's why she's painting him
holding the door open.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Thanks, hold on.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's like, yeah, I'm going to FuG me the end
of every question. That's how he answers. Every answer ends everything.
Can we fund out?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, that's that's the twenty two year old kid.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I think a twenty two year old boy does have,
you know, sex on the mind. Of course, so every.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Day of his life is like that eighties or nineties
like movie where they're all seniors and going that one party. Yeah,
so tonight we're gonna lose a virginity.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
But it's twenty two. It's twenty two. Yeah, it's pretty
late in the game. Late in the game.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
That's why how old were you twenty one, twenty one? Yeah,
eight yeah, yeah Catholic do the catcher is.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah? We go I yeah. I mean that's that's weird.
It's it's weird to have to I just hope that
she's smart enough to stick to her guns here and
don't feel pressure into something so kinda thank you for
writing in and uses this opportunity to know that you're
in charge of it all so to what you want.
And it seems like yeah, and if you genuinely have
(28:26):
a connection, that'll last, you know, and you might get
there over time, and.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I think, like.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Here it goes. He's just like, no, no, write the
time down.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I was gonna you don't have to edit this out.
I think if you genuinely have a connection, I think
what's fascinating is that at that time period eighteen to
twenty three, I think kids are going a little crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Kids are making mistakes, kids are kicking tires, they're whole
looking up and I think once they kind of get
once that chunk of time is gone, you kind of
do revisit. I think there are relationships you go back
to and you go, I wonder what that person I
really did? Like that now that now that you're kind
of in a place where you're a little more mature
(29:16):
physically and mentally, I think you do revisit those relationships
connections for sure. Yeah, sure, and see what happens. So
if there's a genuine connection, he's going to go off,
he's going to do his thing and and and so
are you, by the way, at your own time and speed.
But at the same time, if there generally is there,
then it'll it'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Something business in a nostalgic field to it. But also
two weeks is quick. Two weeks time. Yeah, two weeks
is a quick time to be start talking about Hey,
I want to poke you.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, but I saw this Western the other night. And
like back in the day when they didn't have Facebook,
like that would be normal though for sure, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, because they can't keep in touch and what cowboys
on Facebook reach for the sky log in?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right, just coming us from Dan, oh Dan with
two ages?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
How do I tell my best friend I can't be
his best man at his wedding? Please help? I know
I got a question you haven't answered. I could use
the help. My friend is getting married. I was best
man at his wedding about ten years ago. Here's the twist.
His sister is my ex wife. I met them both
at the same time and became and we became a
(30:31):
close with his family. Emotionally, it's hard for me to
be around my ex How do I tell him I
can't be the best man? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I mean you just did, right, You just tell him.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I think exactly what you just said to us.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
It's perfectly plausible, it's perfectly it's the truth. It's uh,
that's the way you feel. So what's gonna do about that?
You know? And he would also want somebody you don't
want to. He doesn't want that baggage at his wedding, right, No,
so you're not even gonna attend because, as I mean,
if you say all this, you can't go to the wedding.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, I I I think I can't be your best.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Man, but I'll just come and eat the shrimp platter.
That's weird. Yeah, I mean, so if.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
You're there, you might as well do it.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, you got to retract totally. The other thing is
here is like this is the whole thing we talk
about where you have to weigh uh, you know, the
term lesser of two evils, which I don't like very much.
It's it's more you know what's best for you? What
what do you think you could handle the best for
somebody you care about? Do you care about this guy more?
It's best friend, right that you care about uncomfortability of yourself?
(31:32):
And is it more important you to be there for him?
And will you live with regret for missing this opportunity
just because of something that is not there anymore? Sure?
You know so that that that's skinning. You don't want to.
You don't want to. You don't want to bow out
and then regret it and feel bad for a long time,
and then you know, possibly you know, because it's not
going back, you know, unless you gotta go to his
next wedding, be the best man in the next time
(31:54):
it happens.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I'd say, Dan, shut up, buck up, bite your tongue.
You would, that's your best friend. Do it for him.
It's not about you. It's his wedding day. Yeah, it sucks,
but that's why there's booze. So shut up, kick a
few back, have fun, shut your mouth, show up. As
soon as they play celebration by cool in the Gang,
come you can dip out.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That's right. Yeah, wow, that'd be a good You got
some sure fire advice today, and you're delivering with confidence.
You know what it is.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
He zipped all the way to the top, so he
sipped all the way up in your right, you're ready
to clear, concise, prepared, ready, boom, great, trim the fat none,
let's go, let's get to work.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
To no pussy foot in here.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Okay, you're not doing it?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah great, I'm sick of it. Okay, you got a question,
give it to me. What do you want? What do
you need? We talked to me. We don't have enough talk.
You ain't got these answers. This is coming to us
from Houston artists. Yeah, that's okay. I guess Houston artists. Hi,
(32:57):
have people sent their drawings? If not, I'll draw them.
Oh wow, have as I don't think anybody.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I think we've We've gotten a couple of things, but
not much. But I always I'm always into fan art.
I love fan art. Right, you know you haven't gotten
drawn a lot like that was the thing with jokers
like Peo would draw draw us all the time. I
guess we're very like easy to draw and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
But hold on, hold on, just back up. Would you
say I.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Got drawn a lot with jokers? But you don't. You
don't get drawn a lot?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
You you assumed I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Okay, do you know? Okay? So I assumes correctly.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
So I don't have as big of a fan base. Yes,
you're correct, because your fans have.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
To like you. That's the difference. When they like you,
they want to give your stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Oh man, I would love to see you drawn. Look
at that camera, Yeah, draw that. Okay, here's an artists.
The challenge has been set.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Uh no, I don't think we we've had too much.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Uh No. I always like people are so talented too,
could you? I wish I could draw, but I get
my You know, when I get drawn a lot is
me me and a dog, Me and my dogs and
my dogs are drawn a lot. It's crazy, but uh
yeah I would.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I would pay it.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah. One died this morning. That's that's why I was late.
Oh my gosh. So how do you feel now, asshole?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Uh yeah, pretty bad? Got hit by there's a fifteen
year old driving it. No, shut up, that's a callback.
I see.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I was mine blown when we played comedic Checkers. Kill
me bitch. Wow, no, no one did die this morning though,
or so well, we think he's died. He's there, he's
he's at the place I like working on it. Yeah,
but he's old, fifteen years old, red wood cancer. We
just gave him some good lovin on the way out, but.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
We only got thirty two left.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, twenty eight, don't exaggerate.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Are you serious? I don't even know what the counts
at right now, but yeah, I would say.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
You're like the Mexican border of like dogs. It's unbelievable,
like ice should be at your house, like deporting dogs
out of your home. It's crazy. How many dogs you have?
How many? How many? Honestly do you think you pass?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I'm the Lasso of dog rescues? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, did you know that?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
There was a here he goes.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, it's okay. I was gonna do one of my jokes,
all right, Houston artist, Uh, Ross forward to it, Ross,
looking forward to this. This, This will be exciting.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I wonder tap on his Oh it's a screenshot screenshot?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yer, Okay, ready for another.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Come, let's sop some more. You're on fire. I don't
want to get you.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Well, look, Joe's hydrating he's staying. This is round ten.
Here we go. Hi, Mommy's from Tyler. I'll be at
the Zany show. Oh yeah, So it would be cool
if you could answer this question. I'm basically a twenty
three year old man child. I'm currently a fourth grade
English teacher. My bedroom is decorated with Marvel comics, ir
for Wear, Disney and Peanut Shoes slash clothes. My classroom
(35:51):
is Charlie Brown themed. While I'm not ashamed of being
a nerdy man child, I find it hard to date obviously.
Do you have any dating advice that does not require
me to change who I am with love Tyler.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Cover every pot Tyler, You'll find, You'll find your lucy.
You'll be able to kick that football one day or another.
Uh No, I think that's I think he's describing a
lot of people that have girlfriends, like you know what
I mean, that's like that's not a thing anymore or
you know at all.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
By the way, that's like your fan base, that is
that is fan base are like really sweet. Yeah I'm
not saying all of them, but a lot of them
are just sweet kind of like yeah, nerds, they're like
like they by the way.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
But I feel like that's cachet now.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I mean, right, fifteen or twenty years ago, it'd be
niche if you were like, oh my god, I'm just
like looking up East Eggs and Back to the Future
and Goonies and stuff. It's like now, like everybody's a nerd.
I think like that people love like Marvel, DC, Star Wars.
They know everything about all these things. So I don't
I don't think that's so.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
It goes down to where do you meet these where
do you meet people?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Because he's saying I think that's the part of it,
Like it's not the private person you are. I think
you have to yourself up to where you're able to
meet single people that are like minded of that. Right,
So like.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Charlie Brown's kind of niche.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Charlie Brown is a little weirshy. Yeah, Charlie Brown's big penny,
but he's.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
A lovable loser. That's what Charlie Brown is that.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I love dogs. I got dog's my best friend. I
just need a black shirt. Uh no, I mean that
was my I mean if you don't love the Charlie
Brown Christmas Special and that's not your number one thing,
I mean that.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'll tell you this right now, I've seen that thing
fifteen times. I don't know how many times I've seen it, right, Yeah,
I still have no idea. What's about?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Anybody?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't know what story is.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I can't wait. I just wait for the scene with
the role dancing with the.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Like I don't know. Like I could tell you what
rude off the red nose rain? I know what that's about,
did Charlie Brown want? I've seen it countless times.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
No, no idea, idea? What's the story?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Have you the story?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
They goes to buy a little dead tray and then
they go there's a recital. They make fun about it.
There's a recital in the middle of right, who's got
who was the Schroders? On the Schroders making those keys
tickling the ivys. Everybody starts dancing. Then then the red
baron gets up. The red baron flies sting, gets up
and talks about how you know Jesus Christ is important
in Christmas? And then there's a dead tree and then
(38:20):
they'll hold hands.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's like sal took a gummy and wrote the script.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
No one knows what the fuck is about. No, it's
the song's great. The song's great.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, well Christmas dive. Yeah, it's very children of the corny.
It's weird, right, yeah, it is. It is, So that's
his problem. Get rid of the Charlie Brown and everything
else is as pal.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
It's I think it's really sweet that you have that
stuff for the kids in the in the classroom. Yeah,
for sure, that's a nice environment for the kids. It's
nice that you hold on to that attachment you must
have associated with Charlie Brown as a kid. But in
terms of dating, it's like, I wouldn't wear that ship I.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Want to wear. I wouldn't wear that. I mean the
Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown Chucks is a pretty cool, pretty
nice little touch if it's a little pop. But I
wouldn't go out in the full brown, like I wouldn't
wear my I was.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Going on a first date.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
It's not a first date outfit, buddy, and I love Lone,
he says, as much as you love Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That's that's we just did it. I'm gonna go brush
my teeth before I go to bed, and that's what
you're throwing over.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Oh you cover it up.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I just let it.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Listen. You do every body shines and the stars just
let that body shine.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Boo. All right, I think we did it.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I think we did it.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Another episode of Two Cool Moms. Rate review, subscribe. Thank
you guys for tuning in.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Talk quickly about where people could see you in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
At Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club every Thursday, every other Thursday. Yeah,
I have this residence. It's a show called New Year's
Steve where every show is New Year's Eve and we
count down the New Year.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's so fantastic.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
So it's it's a lot of fun. We just did
our second show and it's it's like getting better and
better and better. I work with a great comic pgon
my good friend Why Boswell, and it's a total blast.
And and yeah, I mean here you good with you
as well?
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Here you are. You are gonna be in the road.
But you go to for your information, you go to
Steve Burncomedy dot dot com, backslash uber driver and for
me you go to Joe Gattoofficial dot com because you
have to get the official one. There's too many fake
Joe Adam.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, here's the difference between our shows. Joe's on billboards
and I am on group hunt.
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Welcome to two cool moms. I'm Joe Gatto.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And here's the thing with you. Yes, people comment this
a lot that you don't look comfortable.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I don't look comfortable.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, like with the shirt, with the with your choice
in outer wear, it looks like you're it's that heavy.
Doesn't look comfy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I love it. I'm very comfortable.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay. I just want everybody home to know.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, I'm in layers because we bank episode, so you
have to tell be in a mesh tank top by
the end of the by the end of the days.
How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'm great. How are you doing any tunes?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I like it? Yeah, I've been educating my son on
it because HBO Max they have them, all of them.
And uh, Little Known Fact. When we were doing Very
Little Known Fact season three of Sullivan and Son, which
was filmed on the Warner Brothers lot, we were in
a very odd shaped building and I said, why is
the Why is the building shaped this way? And it
(01:05):
was it was shaped a certain way because what happened
is you go into this big room, which it was
our writer's room, what happened was there were all these
like windows up top that slanted down, so it was
like slant down windows, slant down windows, slant down window
on the roof of the building. And I was like,
(01:26):
what is this all about? And they told us that
back in the thirties and forties, I believe it was
in fifties, the animators would sit in that room and
that was the best. It was angled at the right
way flight for the sunlight to come amazing, so it
reflected in so they could animate all day and get
all that sunlight.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh, that's really cool.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And it was kind of it was like, really you
look at the aesthetics. I was like wow, and it's like, oh,
this is where they drew, like, you know, all of them.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It was pretty well funny because you'd be annoyed, like
you're like, oh, what a waste of space, and then
you find out why and it's like, oh, that's really cool. Yeah,
I don't have to worry about that shit anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, who's your favorite lunew Tunes character?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wiley Coyotos has always had a special place in my heart.
I've always loved Wiley, but I Blooney Tunes top to
bottom I mean, I mean Gossamer, the big orange monster.
I love him. I think he's a lot of fun.
You know, Marvin the Martian was always a good time.
The only one I didn't really get to. I really
didn't take to speed against Salez Peppi La pew. I
guess I don't like foreigners. But those are two. I
didn't know those are two. I didn't really like those.
(02:24):
Everybody else I was really like, I liked a lot,
but I liked the Daffy Duck Like. I have three
or four episodes that are just standing out because me
and my sisters used to watch them together. And I
remember the hardest my sister and I used to And
this is before you could rewind, right, So this is
the hardest that I remember, my sister Gina and I laughing.
There's one where it's uh, Daffy Duck plays Robin Hood
(02:47):
and and he's trying to press Porky Pig who's Friar
Tuck and he and he's trying to sing. He's singing
the song, and the song goes and I'm a trip
but trip but trip, but then he trips down to
Mountain's own trip trip and he goes and then he
just I remember just falling apart laughing at that all
the time. And then I remember when I first got
the DVDs and the kids I could rewatch it, and
I went to my sister's house and I said, check
(03:07):
this out, and we just watched everywhere for like forever
and laughed so hard. Yeah, that's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I remember when I first passed at this comedy seller
Keith Robinson, great comiculways go shut up, shedding up, and
I completely I never really put it together. And I
was watching him with my son and bugs Buddy with
the gangsters, and one of the gangsters says that to him,
and I was like.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The big mungo dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to
love all of them.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I will.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I will say it's probably my biggest comedic influence. I
would go on record for saying Looney Tunes is probably
my biggest comedic influence growing up.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
All the physicality, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
For sure, a lot of that. Yeah, and just just
like there's always different dynamics. I always say that about Luncus,
which I liked. Was it really tapped into different ones?
You know? You got like the buddy comedy kind of
stuff you got, the adversarial relationships, you've got just like
the solo stuff, you had to straight up physical comedy
like each one, each character really embodied there, just that
whole thing. Like if you think about Wiley, Coyote and Roadruner,
(04:02):
there's no words, right. So I was totally engrossed as
a child, sure right where you're totally like all over
the place, but I would just sit there and just
watch that and I didn't even have to listen to anything.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You know, Well, tell me what you think about this.
I was thinking about this because I was I was
thinking about like Looney Tunes, right, and all those great characters.
And we grew up at a time when those cartoons
would be on all the time because there were like
three channels and then there was a cable, but you'd
still have it on. And now there's so much out there,
and they've tried to reboot it so many times in
(04:33):
different forms or fashions. But I think at the end
of the day, it'll never be as great as that
because mel Blank embodied all those characters, and you'll never
you could put bugs Bunny in this situation, that situation,
that situation, but you'll never have mel Blank doing those
voices again and exhibiting their personality. And he did every
(04:56):
single one of those characters so much so that over
the cour of his career, I think he did He's
he's like credited with over a thousand voices.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, because you even do like the neighbor or to
the random people on all of them who just do
the whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And I remember the first time I I I was like, white,
what have.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You seen the reals of him? Like you've ever seen
the stuff? Like record, it's insane.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
There's a great episode of the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.
Carson's interviewing Jack Benny and Mel Blank and Mel Blank
back in the radio program for Jack Benny would do
all the voices of like starting up the car and
all this stuff, and so he's doing all of them.
He's doing it, all of it. And then Jack Benny
was just saying this one time. He he was like, yeah,
(05:39):
we had a bull that was Spanish was in the script,
and it's like, well, how you just distinguished that? And
so they threw it to Mel Blank and he did
something but he put a tinge on it, and it
was it was so funny, great so I.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Mean I wish I have do you have? Do you
have the ability to do voices like when your kids
were younger? Did you like I talked with my kids
stuffies like they're stuffed animals. Make me say good night
or whatever? And my son, now he now gives me notes.
I'm not. I'm not. What about your daughter?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm not great at voices?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You're not?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
If I gave you your you know, be a bunny
robbing a bank.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
A bunny robbing a bank?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Who is good?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You are not good? Did this Robert stroke and it's
stroking on?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't know, Okay, bunny, bunny asking for a milkshake?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hey, yeah, I mean a milkshake please? That really good?
Animate that? Yeah? I like my my son's excuse me?
Give who we should do that? We'll do this next
piece has those characters. I'll tell the story. There's that character. Okay,
So my boy likes when I make voices, but he
gives me notes. Oh boy, like everyone's turning out. Everyone's
(06:49):
setting out now, But my subtlestll giving me notes. Now,
I'll be like. He has this bear and he's like, Dad,
you have to say good good night. We have a
ritual when we say good night. Right, it's like snuggles,
pets whatever he has, like a whole thing he goes through.
He's got a little bit of O C D. So
you have to run through the whole list and do everything.
So one of the things he says his voices, and
I have to say good night with his bear to
him and he'll always give me like dad, he's he's
a baby. He talks. He talks like a baby, like
(07:11):
good night remo like that. He's like Dad. He's like
a baby. So I'll have to be like and he
like better.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Again from the again, from the emotion shows.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's funny though I always liked making voices. I didn't
do you remember, did you ever like when.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You were younger asked to do voiceover?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh no, I don't have a good voice for.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
But all the all, with all the stuff you've done,
I'm sure there's got to have been. I would love
to show that you're the that they know your fans
of that would have you committed.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I reach out to every like kids show that my
kids watch, I would like and my kids would lose
their minds if I was like my kids watched like
Bluey or like, you know, even any of the like
animated movies and stuff like trolls and whatnot. Like I
just want to be somebody in the back just says something,
you know what I mean. I thought that'd be so fun.
The video game is another place where I thought i'd
it'd be fun to do voices. Video games is great,
(08:00):
great voiceover that wouldn't be bad.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I only did it once for FS for Family. It's fun.
It's a disperence, yeah, where you you just sit in
the booth, like you know, and you just got your
headphones on, you got your script, and they they they say,
go over it again, go over it again, try it
this way, try that, and then you're like done it.
It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Really cool. The closest ever came was for the movie
when we had to go and do like the pickup
lines and stuff. And then it was one part where
we like rewrote a part of it. So I had
it on my back and I had to like come
up with the lines. But I was able to like
improvise because you couldn't see me. So the the idea
and I said some stuff which is kind of fun,
kind of interesting too, but I never. I also didn't
ever have to do an audiobook yet, and I think
that would be a lot of fun to do an audiobook, Like.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
When are you are? Are you going to? Is that
something on the horizon have you thought about writing?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I mean a kid's book is coming from me.
But an audiobook a book book.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, a book book detailing my life. Yeah, I'm sure
that people would be.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So my life is so and you could see everything
about anything about me. It's so stupid. Everything's there on
podcasts talking. I'm doing the show for ten seasons. Well,
what do you want to know? At this point, he
likes Cannoli's Can I tell you this one?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I think is fascinating. Okay, we get two very different
two very different ways of having fun in Vegas. Okay,
so the first night we go out, we're in Vegas
Sunday after your show. You guys all partition off, you
and your boys, and I'm hanging at first, but then
(09:30):
I'm like, well, I feel like having a drink, you know.
So I went over to the bar and people from
the show came over the bar and I got stuck there.
So I'm there till three four in the morning, drinking,
having a blast getting bombed, and you guys are rolling
the whole time, and I hear you laughing. I'm like,
I want to go over there. But then somebody else
had come over, and somebody else come over, and the
next day I was absolutely guessed, completely waxed, and I
(09:52):
was in bed by ten thirty and you guys were
just heading out at that point, and I was asleep.
And then I'm going to the airport at four or
fifteen in the morning and you guys are still at
the table and I walk over and I'm like, hey,
I can't believe you guys, and you are in the zone.
You're like, great, great, Okay, I want to do that.
Roll it again, roll it again. And I'm like, okay,
(10:14):
I don't want to be the cooler step off respect
the game. And I'm just like, did you guys have
fun last night? Fucking amazing, great time, awesome? I go okay.
I'm like, well, I want to hear about it. So
I call you the next day and I was like,
I'm so excited to hear about this adventure. Would you
guys do? And so this is like for me, it'd
be like I got hammered. I went to the to
(10:35):
the Griffin downtown. We did so many shots. We met
so and so we drank till five or six in
the morning. Like for me, that's like fun. You it's like, well,
we gambled. Then we went to Aria and we gambled,
and then we went to a club for like ten minutes,
and we came back to the Virgin and then we
like gambled. And I was like, yeah, but you said
(10:56):
you had fun. You're like, oh, we had a blast.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
We'd like that.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
There's no like craziness.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
There's no There's plenty of craziness.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But it always centers around the table.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Of course. That's what that's that's where I invite people
to enjoy the crazy. I want to get a little well,
that's what. That's what. You need some fuel for the fire,
which is fine.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I need a fuel for the fire.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah. Yeah, that as my casino coffees I was. I
was like sixteen casino coffees in when you're.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, let me ask you this because I find this fascinating.
Because you are I can tell you gamble for fun. Yeah,
you don't get too definitely, because you know there's people
that wear it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't gamble to win I gamble to have fun.
If I win, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But when you lose, does it ruin everything? Does it
kind of like stick with you when you're like I
gotta go back and I gotta make it.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
No, No, I'll never say I have to go back,
because that's support. That's when you know that there's issues.
But when I, if I have like a big loss
right before bed, that pisses me off bad, Like when
I when I when I tuck it in and I
go forget it, I'm gonna go to bed now. Or
it's like right before bed and I take a big
swing and that doesn't pan out that those ones sting
(11:59):
them because then you're just laying in bed, You're like
that was dumb, you know, or I could have done
this different or something I should have done something like.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Can I ask you this? Obviously you can edit this out,
but I want to know.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Do you want to give us work?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I want to know what's your I want to know.
You can't just ask me later your biggest win.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You have to ask me now, So we have to
do more work on the podcast, right right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Okay, go ahead, Yeah, I'm learning it. I'm learning. What's
your biggest win, your biggest pot you've ever had, and
then your biggest loss.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
My biggest My biggest win wasn't necessarily a walk away win.
It was a phoenix rise from the ashes story.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, so it was.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It was an eighteen thousand dollars swing. Oh my on crap,
you kid me. I was down a bunch and then
we ended up walking down eighteen. No, I was down.
I walked away. It was eighteen thousand dollars swing. I
was down about eight and I want to walked away
at about almost ten. Wow, that was about that. And that
was my biggest swing up. That was the biggest swing
straight up walk away. I don't know, it was probably
(12:54):
never more than that. There's been one of there's been
a handful of time to I've walked away with close
to ten. Yeah, And I was like, oh, that was great,
you know, but that only happens when like those really
bets that you never hit hit and I happen to
be on them. Sure, you know, it's never really a
big skill thing where I'm sitting at a blackjack table
for three hours and then I I got them and
walk away Like it's not like that, you know, my.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Biggest pot's maybe one hundred and fifty. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm like, I gotta walk away, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
But that's that's that's I mean, you're talking about a
guy who gambles a lot over a lot of time
like that doesn't happen a lot like anyway, it's normally
up or down within a thousand, so you know, so.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Your biggest loss would be.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Down a couple of anywhere from one thousand to fifteen
and up upwards around like two grand.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I instantly would think, oh my god, my wife's gonna
kill me. That's all they would think about.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well, that's why you need to be divorced. I mean, clearly,
there we go.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Okay, let's get to it. Answer all right, this is
uh two Cool Moms. We're taking your questions very excited
about Thank if everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Writes in on Instagram at two Cool Moms Pod crushing
it out there, and thanks everybody who subscribes and shares
about us. Lets people know people still find us, people
still being like, hey you do podcast. You still got
it about fifty in way you been come on through.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, this first one's a bit of a doozy. This
is coming to us from Christina. Okay, hey guys, thanks
for bringing up a memory on an episode. I actually
caught my dad.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh thanks caught Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Was in my thirties. After I got over the shock
of realization of what I saw, I laughed and said
to myself, he's human, that's what we do. Still, it
was weird. He's dead now like Joe's dad, and I
miss him.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Noh, okay, at least you have that memory, Christina, And
that's good. That's good.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
He always had a joke or did something make people laugh.
I guess that's where I get my sense of humor
and desired to make people smile happy. Thanks for everything
you both do.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Oh love you, Christina. There was a question or just
wanted to let me know that her dad her jacket off.
Dad's dead, and I appreciate that. I appreciate that. It's sure,
we're all human. I mean, you get you think about it,
and it's it's just a human nature. But it's about memories. Really,
it's about memory.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's why when you go to Christina's house and you
hear ooh it is a ghost.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
But he's about the timing, and then you hear ah boo.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Do you boo, did you do you?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Would you rather get caught as a father by your
ten year old son or your thirty year old son
jacking it?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Wait, he's catching me or I'm kidding you're catching him?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
No, no, no, he's catching you. He's catching you. He's
catching you. You're in your room doing your business. You're
locked in your you're locked in your office bathroom. So
he's with the air pods in with the laptop set
up on the sink. I know you do. I know
how you do. And you forgot. You forgot to lock
the door.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Slotted door stuff, I say out and this is the
stuff that you Okay, this is okay.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm just saying, all right, I'm painting a picture. I'm
an artist, got it. Okay? You got your wang in
your hand, so not a tens even too old? Would
you rather get caught about like your five year old
son or by like your thirty year old son? Thirty?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
For sure? Thirty because the thirty year old I think
like her she said she was thirty. When it happens
like you could laugh about it. When you're a kid,
you have no idea what any of that stuff is.
This questions that's something used to pee out of it,
like what are you doing? Like, I think there's just
so many more questions along.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, that does conversations happen with the younger kid. What
the older one is like dad?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, what were those people doing on the screen?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah? Why were three of them black? Daddy's got a category?
So oh yeah, okay, that makes sense. I was also gonn,
what about you? I think I'm with you. I think
with the thirty you laught off. But there's a sense
of embarrassment with a thirty year old that doesn't come
with a five year old because five road you can
(17:04):
probably get it over on them. You probably could sell
it as something else to be like, you know, well,
I don't know about that. It depends on what what
phase you are in the moon, what phase of the
moon you're in? All right, it depends are you at
crescent or you're full moon in it? Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's My follow up question was going to be,
(17:25):
would you rather your son or your daughter? Cat? You
has got to be sun right, Yeah for sure? Yeah, yeah,
daughter would be even worse. Yeah for sure, because that's
his daughter. Like that's weird, that's really weird. Yeah, yeah,
kind of hot depends on your category. Next question, Oh,
thanks you sir for writing and the listening. We love you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Next question from Jillian. Hi, Mommy's love the podcast so much,
but I need some help.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm fifteen years old and I just got my driver's permit.
I am super nervous about driving, and I haven't actually
driven a car yet. Any tips about how to be
a good driver while you're young. Thanks and love you both. Julian.
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's really good. I actually dealing with that. I dealt
with this with my niece and nephew. My niece, she
was a little sheepish. She still doesn't have her license yet.
She's gonna get it now. She's now she's eighteen, So
would you got a page? She was sixteen, she was
a little nervous, Yeah about it. I think she failed
the test once too, so now then she went a
way to college. She couldn't have a car, so there's
no reason for her to get it. You get as
(18:26):
a fresh one.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I was growing up. Everybody, that was the first thing
you did when you returned sixteen, Yeah, is get the
permit and get the license.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Everybody you didn't have uber.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I don't know why that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Everybody has a car that pocket to car in the pocket.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, we have a car right here.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's all right here.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I would say, they still complaining, and they are complaining
and they're just always depressed. God damn millennials. Ray just
gets the force.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Sorry, sorry, grandpa, you're done, Get off my lawn. I
would say, practice definitely right. Practice, Practice makes perfect with
like you think, so gets me behind the wheels, behind
the wheel.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So if you want to get comfortable at doing something,
you should practice it.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's probably the right answer.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
That's what I'll tell my son when he comes in.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Come here, sit down down, I'll show you, show you
a thing or two. Don't forget you have this one too. Okay,
Now this is what I would I would I would
think that, uh, A lot of it comes with being
afraid of killing somebody, right Jesus, isn't it like you
learn about it you're in charge of, like a will
(19:34):
be like a really call some damage. Right. So I
think a lot of it is that. But you have
to know that. You know you're probably not gonna I
don't want to promise anything, but you may probably Joe chill.
You probably won't kill anybody, so don't put you on yes.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Uh with do your learners from it. You have to
have an adult with you. Yeah, so yeah, that's all.
That's the worst.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You might kill them. That is the worst that you're saying.
Singer might die too. Don't drive take a bit, and.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
If you're driving a Tesla, could catch a fire any
moment in time. There you go, that's sure.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You don't want that. Yeah. Yeah, there's also like doll
stray dogs. You might take down dear an old lady
just bending down and get the paper. You don't say
because you're looking on your phone. I mean all these things.
It's death trap.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Take the bus, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Uh no, I mean all that stuff you can't worry
about because you're gonna die one day anyway, Julian m
next question, or even worse, catch your dad jacket off?
Did you? I'm trying to think if I was a
nervous driver, I wasn't really necessarily a nervous driver. Ever.
(20:46):
I don't think I ever was. I think I was
pretty confident with it.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
We think I was pretty confident. Yeah, I mean we
had a go kart when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Ah, that helps.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
So, look, they're two totally different things.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
We played pole position a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Stand up the stand up right, Yeah, but I knew,
you know, the pedals and whatever. So I think there's
a comfortability factor there. But but look, you get an
adult in there, take it easy. I think the biggest
piece of advice I'd give you is you're not in
a rush. Respect everybody on the road. Be defensive and
(21:19):
blind spots. I think even to this day, I still
get paranoid about blind smarts. Yeah, there's times I'm moving
over I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Blind people across the street that you could possibly hit.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yes, yeah, and just look for blind people.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
That was actually really good advice. You did way better
than that one than I did.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, the world's gonna end, everybody's going to die.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You might as well drive.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
You know, you can get age driving.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's like Jesus Joe.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, yeah, but good luck. It is. Uh, it's an
emense responsibility that you should not take lightly.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I think the speed things smart like, just take take
your time with it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Take your time, yeah for sure, don't be in a rush.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Great, Unlike me, say, that was great, great advice, Thank
goodness we had. That's why it's two cool moms, because
sometimes one mom doesn't do good advice.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Good mom, bad mom. That's right, bad mom, good mom.
Sometimes you flip the coin. You see what you get?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It lands on one a lot though.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, all right, this is coming on us from Hannah.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Hannah, Hannah, what is that? Ask? It's a great name
with an hure No, h.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
How would you spell Hannah h A n n A
or h A n n A A h Oh you're
saying at the end, at the end, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You fucking dope, you don't. I didn't know there was
an h Hannah. That's where your mind when you are
such an idiot. Sometimes, you know what? I didn't think
it was an age in front of him? Hannah. How
do you spell Hannah?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Well, this is the crazy thing. Her last name is Barbara. Sorry, okay,
here we go. This that's the third wheel Hannah Barbara
third yeah, third tier tier Disney. Give me a hand
in Barbara cartoon.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I give you a million, yo. Get Bear Jetson's right,
Uh yo, get Bear Jetson.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
This.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You got a Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo, flintstones, flintstones, Yeah,
fin stones, Scooby Doo, Scooby do Scooby Doo. Who do
you think Scooby do was.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
All the syndicated stuff that was like fresh out of
the oven. I wish the toy Tunes was was holdover.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I felt like I feel like Hannah Barbara was East Coast,
don't you know? I feel like it was that kind
of like an East Coast thing. It was mooney.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Tuns, East Coast bugs, bunnies like Bronx and Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, well that's his voice, but it was out of
it was out of Warner Brothers in Los Angeles, was
out of California.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, but a lot of those characters had like an
East Coast Yeah, yeah, I guess so Space Coast was he?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Space Coast is Hannah Barber? Space Coast is great? Droopy dog? Oh,
dear Sally, which she's driving?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
This is coming us from anah with two h's. Hi, Stephen, Joe,
I need advice, double h that's weird, Hannah.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I don't know what should we name on daughter. Let's
make a different Hannah.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I flew here for this.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He just drew.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He took the LA.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I flew here one hour traffic.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I have an extreme I I have a crush on
someone and we have an extreme and valuable connection just
within two weeks of knowing each other. So it's only
been two weeks. That's good half a month, Joe.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I start fourteen days for those who are acounting right,
fourteen days, but he's yes, seven hundred and sixty hours.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
When you break it down this way, it's that's the
math leading you. Yeah, you can't help yourself and fifty minutes,
can I please?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But he's he's he's looking to lose his virginity. He's
twenty two, I'm twenty and that seems to be his
first priority, the thing that's most important to him. Uh,
this is two weeks.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
There's a lot going on here, Hannah.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Hannah, that's pretty much every guy. And I'm not looking
to do that right now. And that's pretty much every girl.
We talked about it. He doesn't feel like waiting for me,
but still values our connection, wants to continue talking. What
do I do and how do I go about this?
I love you all very much, thanks for being the
way you all are. Thank you, it's very nice.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Hannah. Did she want us to use her name? Though?
It's just Hannah. It's true. I mean, don't ever do
anything you don't want to. Bottom line, so you seem fine,
you've seen what you're thinking is right, I mean you're not.
Don't let anybody pressure do anything if you're not ready
to do anything. I don't do anything when you're ready.
You're ready. If it's with this guy, it's with this guy.
(25:51):
If it's not, it's not.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
We're gonna die anyways.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
You know, you could be you know, get a car, getting.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
A car, run in a light post.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, he could be it. Yeah, for sure. I think
I think that everyone deals with that situation one way
or another. And it's not only when it comes.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
To but not everybody's dealing with that situation I feel.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Let me finish my sentence. Okay, let me finish finish.
Everybody is dealing with that situation one way or another
when they have a tenty twenty two year old man
who's trying to penetrate them at every turn. That's what
I was gonna say. No, everybody everyone has that dealing
situation one way or another. One they're in a relationship
and they feel some sort of pressure to do something
they're not willing necessarily to do. It doesn't have to
(26:31):
be sex, could be anything. That's what I was going
to say.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Like I'm just.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I'm just fixturing it all, like like you know, you
have those connections, and it's like it's like one in
the morning and you started talking eight o'clock and you're
talking about life and philosophy and the way of the
world and values and music and movies, and you have
a deep connection in the whole time. Wid you you
(27:04):
get onto he's like this one another connections, Like.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, that's all he's thinking about.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
He's like he's like doing that's why she's painting him
holding the door open.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Thanks, hold on.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's like, yeah, I'm going to FuG me the end
of every question. That's how he answers. Every answer ends everything.
Can we fund out?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, that's that's the twenty two year old kid.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I think a twenty two year old boy does have,
you know, sex on the mind. Of course, so every.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Day of his life is like that eighties or nineties
like movie where they're all seniors and going that one party. Yeah,
so tonight we're gonna lose a virginity.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
But it's twenty two. It's twenty two. Yeah, it's pretty
late in the game. Late in the game.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
That's why how old were you twenty one, twenty one? Yeah,
eight yeah, yeah Catholic do the catcher is.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah? We go I yeah. I mean that's that's weird.
It's it's weird to have to I just hope that
she's smart enough to stick to her guns here and
don't feel pressure into something so kinda thank you for
writing in and uses this opportunity to know that you're
in charge of it all so to what you want.
And it seems like yeah, and if you genuinely have
(28:26):
a connection, that'll last, you know, and you might get
there over time, and.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I think, like.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Here it goes. He's just like, no, no, write the
time down.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I was gonna you don't have to edit this out.
I think if you genuinely have a connection, I think
what's fascinating is that at that time period eighteen to
twenty three, I think kids are going a little crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Kids are making mistakes, kids are kicking tires, they're whole
looking up and I think once they kind of get
once that chunk of time is gone, you kind of
do revisit. I think there are relationships you go back
to and you go, I wonder what that person I
really did? Like that now that now that you're kind
of in a place where you're a little more mature
(29:16):
physically and mentally, I think you do revisit those relationships
connections for sure. Yeah, sure, and see what happens. So
if there's a genuine connection, he's going to go off,
he's going to do his thing and and and so
are you, by the way, at your own time and speed.
But at the same time, if there generally is there,
then it'll it'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Something business in a nostalgic field to it. But also
two weeks is quick. Two weeks time. Yeah, two weeks
is a quick time to be start talking about Hey,
I want to poke you.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, but I saw this Western the other night. And
like back in the day when they didn't have Facebook,
like that would be normal though for sure, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, because they can't keep in touch and what cowboys
on Facebook reach for the sky log in?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right, just coming us from Dan, oh Dan with
two ages?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
How do I tell my best friend I can't be
his best man at his wedding? Please help? I know
I got a question you haven't answered. I could use
the help. My friend is getting married. I was best
man at his wedding about ten years ago. Here's the twist.
His sister is my ex wife. I met them both
at the same time and became and we became a
(30:31):
close with his family. Emotionally, it's hard for me to
be around my ex How do I tell him I
can't be the best man? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I mean you just did, right, You just tell him.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I think exactly what you just said to us.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
It's perfectly plausible, it's perfectly it's the truth. It's uh,
that's the way you feel. So what's gonna do about that?
You know? And he would also want somebody you don't
want to. He doesn't want that baggage at his wedding, right, No,
so you're not even gonna attend because, as I mean,
if you say all this, you can't go to the wedding.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, I I I think I can't be your best.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Man, but I'll just come and eat the shrimp platter.
That's weird. Yeah, I mean, so if.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
You're there, you might as well do it.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, you got to retract totally. The other thing is
here is like this is the whole thing we talk
about where you have to weigh uh, you know, the
term lesser of two evils, which I don't like very much.
It's it's more you know what's best for you? What
what do you think you could handle the best for
somebody you care about? Do you care about this guy more?
It's best friend, right that you care about uncomfortability of yourself?
(31:32):
And is it more important you to be there for him?
And will you live with regret for missing this opportunity
just because of something that is not there anymore? Sure?
You know so that that that's skinning. You don't want to.
You don't want to. You don't want to bow out
and then regret it and feel bad for a long time,
and then you know, possibly you know, because it's not
going back, you know, unless you gotta go to his
next wedding, be the best man in the next time
(31:54):
it happens.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I'd say, Dan, shut up, buck up, bite your tongue.
You would, that's your best friend. Do it for him.
It's not about you. It's his wedding day. Yeah, it sucks,
but that's why there's booze. So shut up, kick a
few back, have fun, shut your mouth, show up. As
soon as they play celebration by cool in the Gang,
come you can dip out.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That's right. Yeah, wow, that'd be a good You got
some sure fire advice today, and you're delivering with confidence.
You know what it is.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
He zipped all the way to the top, so he
sipped all the way up in your right, you're ready
to clear, concise, prepared, ready, boom, great, trim the fat none,
let's go, let's get to work.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
To no pussy foot in here.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Okay, you're not doing it?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah great, I'm sick of it. Okay, you got a question,
give it to me. What do you want? What do
you need? We talked to me. We don't have enough talk.
You ain't got these answers. This is coming to us
from Houston artists. Yeah, that's okay. I guess Houston artists. Hi,
(32:57):
have people sent their drawings? If not, I'll draw them.
Oh wow, have as I don't think anybody.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I think we've We've gotten a couple of things, but
not much. But I always I'm always into fan art.
I love fan art. Right, you know you haven't gotten
drawn a lot like that was the thing with jokers
like Peo would draw draw us all the time. I
guess we're very like easy to draw and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
But hold on, hold on, just back up. Would you
say I.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Got drawn a lot with jokers? But you don't. You
don't get drawn a lot?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
You you assumed I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Okay, do you know? Okay? So I assumes correctly.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
So I don't have as big of a fan base. Yes,
you're correct, because your fans have.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
To like you. That's the difference. When they like you,
they want to give your stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Oh man, I would love to see you drawn. Look
at that camera, Yeah, draw that. Okay, here's an artists.
The challenge has been set.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Uh no, I don't think we we've had too much.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Uh No. I always like people are so talented too,
could you? I wish I could draw, but I get
my You know, when I get drawn a lot is
me me and a dog, Me and my dogs and
my dogs are drawn a lot. It's crazy, but uh
yeah I would.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I would pay it.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah. One died this morning. That's that's why I was late.
Oh my gosh. So how do you feel now, asshole?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Uh yeah, pretty bad? Got hit by there's a fifteen
year old driving it. No, shut up, that's a callback.
I see.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I was mine blown when we played comedic Checkers. Kill
me bitch. Wow, no, no one did die this morning though,
or so well, we think he's died. He's there, he's
he's at the place I like working on it. Yeah,
but he's old, fifteen years old, red wood cancer. We
just gave him some good lovin on the way out, but.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
We only got thirty two left.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, twenty eight, don't exaggerate.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Are you serious? I don't even know what the counts
at right now, but yeah, I would say.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
You're like the Mexican border of like dogs. It's unbelievable,
like ice should be at your house, like deporting dogs
out of your home. It's crazy. How many dogs you have?
How many? How many? Honestly do you think you pass?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I'm the Lasso of dog rescues? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, did you know that?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
There was a here he goes.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, it's okay. I was gonna do one of my jokes,
all right, Houston artist, Uh, Ross forward to it, Ross,
looking forward to this. This, This will be exciting.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I wonder tap on his Oh it's a screenshot screenshot?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yer, Okay, ready for another.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Come, let's sop some more. You're on fire. I don't
want to get you.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Well, look, Joe's hydrating he's staying. This is round ten.
Here we go. Hi, Mommy's from Tyler. I'll be at
the Zany show. Oh yeah, So it would be cool
if you could answer this question. I'm basically a twenty
three year old man child. I'm currently a fourth grade
English teacher. My bedroom is decorated with Marvel comics, ir
for Wear, Disney and Peanut Shoes slash clothes. My classroom
(35:51):
is Charlie Brown themed. While I'm not ashamed of being
a nerdy man child, I find it hard to date obviously.
Do you have any dating advice that does not require
me to change who I am with love Tyler.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Cover every pot Tyler, You'll find, You'll find your lucy.
You'll be able to kick that football one day or another.
Uh No, I think that's I think he's describing a
lot of people that have girlfriends, like you know what
I mean, that's like that's not a thing anymore or
you know at all.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
By the way, that's like your fan base, that is
that is fan base are like really sweet. Yeah I'm
not saying all of them, but a lot of them
are just sweet kind of like yeah, nerds, they're like
like they by the way.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
But I feel like that's cachet now.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I mean, right, fifteen or twenty years ago, it'd be
niche if you were like, oh my god, I'm just
like looking up East Eggs and Back to the Future
and Goonies and stuff. It's like now, like everybody's a nerd.
I think like that people love like Marvel, DC, Star Wars.
They know everything about all these things. So I don't
I don't think that's so.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
It goes down to where do you meet these where
do you meet people?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Because he's saying I think that's the part of it,
Like it's not the private person you are. I think
you have to yourself up to where you're able to
meet single people that are like minded of that. Right,
So like.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Charlie Brown's kind of niche.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Charlie Brown is a little weirshy. Yeah, Charlie Brown's big penny,
but he's.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
A lovable loser. That's what Charlie Brown is that.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I love dogs. I got dog's my best friend. I
just need a black shirt. Uh no, I mean that
was my I mean if you don't love the Charlie
Brown Christmas Special and that's not your number one thing,
I mean that.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'll tell you this right now, I've seen that thing
fifteen times. I don't know how many times I've seen it, right, Yeah,
I still have no idea. What's about?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Anybody?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't know what story is.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I can't wait. I just wait for the scene with
the role dancing with the.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Like I don't know. Like I could tell you what
rude off the red nose rain? I know what that's about,
did Charlie Brown want? I've seen it countless times.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
No, no idea, idea? What's the story?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Have you the story?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
They goes to buy a little dead tray and then
they go there's a recital. They make fun about it.
There's a recital in the middle of right, who's got
who was the Schroders? On the Schroders making those keys
tickling the ivys. Everybody starts dancing. Then then the red
baron gets up. The red baron flies sting, gets up
and talks about how you know Jesus Christ is important
in Christmas? And then there's a dead tree and then
(38:20):
they'll hold hands.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's like sal took a gummy and wrote the script.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
No one knows what the fuck is about. No, it's
the song's great. The song's great.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, well Christmas dive. Yeah, it's very children of the corny.
It's weird, right, yeah, it is. It is, So that's
his problem. Get rid of the Charlie Brown and everything
else is as pal.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
It's I think it's really sweet that you have that
stuff for the kids in the in the classroom. Yeah,
for sure, that's a nice environment for the kids. It's
nice that you hold on to that attachment you must
have associated with Charlie Brown as a kid. But in
terms of dating, it's like, I wouldn't wear that ship I.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Want to wear. I wouldn't wear that. I mean the
Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown Chucks is a pretty cool, pretty
nice little touch if it's a little pop. But I
wouldn't go out in the full brown, like I wouldn't
wear my I was.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Going on a first date.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
It's not a first date outfit, buddy, and I love Lone,
he says, as much as you love Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That's that's we just did it. I'm gonna go brush
my teeth before I go to bed, and that's what
you're throwing over.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Oh you cover it up.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I just let it.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Listen. You do every body shines and the stars just
let that body shine.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Boo. All right, I think we did it.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I think we did it.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Another episode of Two Cool Moms. Rate review, subscribe. Thank
you guys for tuning in.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Talk quickly about where people could see you in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
At Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club every Thursday, every other Thursday. Yeah,
I have this residence. It's a show called New Year's
Steve where every show is New Year's Eve and we
count down the New Year.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's so fantastic.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
So it's it's a lot of fun. We just did
our second show and it's it's like getting better and
better and better. I work with a great comic pgon
my good friend Why Boswell, and it's a total blast.
And and yeah, I mean here you good with you
as well?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Here you are. You are gonna be in the road.
But you go to for your information, you go to
Steve Burncomedy dot dot com, backslash uber driver and for
me you go to Joe Gattoofficial dot com because you
have to get the official one. There's too many fake
Joe Adam.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, here's the difference between our shows. Joe's on billboards
and I am on group hunt.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
But but it's on the homepage.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's on the homepage, all right, love you guys. It's
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