February 11, 2025 • 48 mins
Get ready to shovel through the laughs in this icy episode of "Two Cool Moms"! This week, Joe spills the beans about his childhood entrepreneurial ventures with a hot cocoa stand that wasn’t exactly a winter wonder. Then, dive into a frosty discussion about the unexpected perks of inherited house maintenance and the ghostly barks that haunt Joe’s hallway. Steve chips in with tales of snowy escapades and the pros and cons of plowmen versus neighborhood kids. Wrap up with a heartwarming (or chilling?) chat about whether our furry friends can sense spirits or just sniff out squirrels. Bundle up for this whirlwind of wintry tales and eerie encounters!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
He makes it super.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
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problem for Them.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wear a ticket, lef.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hey everybody, welcome to the newest episode of Two Cool Moms.
I'm Joe Gatto, I'm Steve Burn, and we are your
two cool moms here to help you with your life's
tilemmas and just you know, chat for the next thirty
to forty five to one hour depending.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah. By the way, I love the smell of coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Smells great good.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't drink coffee, but I love the smell.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But you just had a banger hot cocoa.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I had a hot coco like a third grader. Yeah,
on a cold winter day, and I loved it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You do the tease?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Do you drink tea every now and then? I love?
What's a hot beverage?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Would you hop? Average of choice? I know, iced tea,
hot chocolate, hot coco, yeah, you go cocos or.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Tequila, A hot one.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You have to do like a hot toddy.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Never, no, you're done.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
A chocolate New Mexican. You put the kill on the
hot chocolate.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Chocolate e Mexican.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Put it your kill on the hot chocolate. You know.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That was like it sounds like a d H for
the Mets.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That was a That was a baseball reference that I
got it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wow, we're back.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I did H when you were younger. Do you have
to like eleven eight stand or whatever? Of course, so
I did a hot cocoa stand once, me and Jason
Joseph me, my boy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's tough too.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And yeah, we were outside for like twelve minutes and
my father came back from work and he's like, we're free,
Like we make a hot coco stand. He's like, first
of all, nobody's walking on the streets, you idiot, so
on the ground. And the second hot cocoa is out
cult coco getting sawt It was so because my mom
(02:03):
was like, that's good, you'd be entrepreneurs. Goh, yes, now
she helped us make it. And my dad gets someone's like,
what are you doing your dummies?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Just right to the fact, right in fact.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's no there was no sidewalk. It was covered in snow.
I remember, and I remember across the street one of
our neighbors was like shoveling and we're like just sitting
there a watch.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm like you want to but that's did you ever
shovel driveways?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah? That was the that was the way to make them.
That's where you make you get to. She had a
big time there. That's pre plow. That's pre plow action.
When guys coming with the plow. Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Do you see and pre plow?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah? When people do the Hong Kong Did you ever
get that? It's been a clear driveway? Remember you go
outside there all in the window twenty bucks or do
you driveway?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh really you never got that? No? Yeah, we just
had kids in the neighborhood that did it. So I
was I was the kid in our neighborhood that I
would go do that and break your clean house and
then blow it all at like pizza hut, playing like
videos us turtles.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I did. We used to someone I got the
new house where I live now. We inherited a lot
of things, meaning like you know, they had their landscape
or who took over the joke. You know, they didn't
even know it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So, the first year I'm living there, no snow. The
second year i'm living there, a huge snowfall. I wake up.
I'm like, all right, am I gonna What am I
gonna do here?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So I was like, right, I had to figure out.
I'm like googling plow stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I go outside, it's all gone. So it's all gone,
and I go what happened or whatever? I look back
on the cameras. A guy came and plowed the whole place.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I got a phone call from the old owner. He's
like hey, He's like, Tommy came and plowed your your
dryway and he's charging me. I was like, who's Tommy.
He's like, oh, he's a guy who plows the who
plows the house. So I but I had skipped a season,
so I had no idea I even had. He just
showed up and took care of the problem. So it's
so funny. So I was like, oh, and I was like, well,
you could pay a problem now bench No, I paid him,
(03:53):
but it was so interesting. It was like I was like, oh,
you know, I was like, what do I do? I
have this big driveway. I don't even know what to do,
and there go boom. He just came in and did
it haunted my house? Possibly? We just talked about this yesterday.
Did you really Two of my dogs are starting to
do this thing where they bark at a corner where
nothing's at Really, my dogs, are you serious? I swear Tartoofo, Napoleon,
(04:14):
Tartoofhon and Cupcake get scared of a corner near where
they eat, bark at the corner. Cupcakes straight up pisses
herself and runs away, and Tartufa runs in a circle
and but then bears down and barks at the corner.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You got a Blair.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I've got a Blair bitch in my house. I use
a bitch named Blair in my house. Yeah, so it
was very weird.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So the dogs know something's up, not all of them,
it's just these two.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So maybe these two have something going on.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But they don't bar. No other dog barks in, not
any other.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Corner on the other twelve and it's the same area.
It's near where they eat though, so then I was
also thinking it's right by the outside and there might
be some sort of like rodent issue or something living,
like in the bushes or something they're seen because this
glass windows and everything right where they are, So I'm
thinking maybe it's something outside. It's very very interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Have you ever had a haunted experience?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Multiple, First was the scariest one.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Uh. I didn't necessarily say scary, but from beyond, like
bed bath. I was touched from bed bath beyond what Uh?
There was this, there was this uh that came to
me the night, a lavender scented hand soap from bed
(05:29):
bath and beyond came. No, my dad, I told you,
sorry about my dad with acorn. No, you won't remember anyway.
You don't even listen to the podcast. I think I
told the story. I'm not sure. We have so many episodes.
I'm not sure. But I my father had passed away
and I was driving in Philadelphia, born and raised where
I was. I was thinking about my dad, you got it,
and I'm driving.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I was thinking the eighth song, Oh Philadelphia, He's sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Rest in peace. So yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm driving.
So I'm driving back. I was working down in outside
Philly Manny Yunk it was the name of the town
I was working, and my dad. I was thinking my
Daddy just passed away a little while ago, and I
had my first big job, and I was thinking about
it when as I was driving. I'm driving through a
(06:19):
parking lot that connected the shopping center and my apartment
building there, and I'm driving through and I, for some reason,
I just see this tree and I was thinking about
my dad. Music was on the radio, and I was
like doing like a you know, a heavy phill die,
not a full blown tier, which is a phill die. Yeah,
you caught my fields. And I'm driving and I see
a big tree with it and I just fixate on
(06:41):
this one acorn that was up in the tree and
I see it and I'm driving slow through the parking
lot twenty miles an hour, and I see the acorn
fall out of the tree as I'm driving. Now I'm
moving twenty miles for our windows down, and it bounces
and lands in my window and I catch it like
in the crook of my god, as if I as
if I'm hugging somebody, because I was thinking, oh my god,
I wish I could hugg my dad one more time.
(07:02):
I'm getting filled up thinking about it. And I hugged
and I caught the acorn like this as I always driving
and I still have the acorn.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, see, I don't think those things are coincidence.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's that's the only thing. I was like, Oh, that's
pretty in depth, Yeah, that's pretty, and that's a it's
kind of thing. I think it has to happen to
you because you could explain stuff away all the time.
You're like, oh, well, you know, but it's pretty surreal
to be thinking about my father at that moment, thinking
I wish I could hug him. Seeing an acorn in
a tree and just fixating on it, watching it fall,
and then counting like that's moving through a moving vehicle,
(07:32):
like I'm going twenty miles an hour and it lands
through my open window and I catch it Like that's
way too many dots to connect from me.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Isn't it great that that happened and you didn't round
a corner and see like a homeless guy taking a
shit in the middle sidewalk. Collect we got to clean.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
These streets up.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Sorry, dad, I'll sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'll try to see you later.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Oh my god, that I think that is. I don't
know you you hear about those stories, right, and so
sweet and I it's interesting. My uncle passed away, and
they had a wind up clock, an antiquated wind up
clock that had been in our family for a long time.
I think it was my grandmother's and then my uncle
(08:13):
took over her apartment, kept the clock whatever. And he
had a brain tumor and his girlfriend was living with
him at the time, and she was going across street
to visit him at the hospital and she sees the
clock and she's like, oh, it's out, so I, you know,
wind the clock away, wind it up, and so she
goes over it sees him, and he had passed away,
(08:35):
and he passed away like let's say two forty five.
She came back and the clock stopped at two forty five.
She went to wind it and it snapped, so the
clock stopped and I broke and time is frozen. Wow,
forty five.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
That's pretty interesting, pretty wild. She broke the fucking clock.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
She broke the clock.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That bitch. Bitch broke the clock, broke them and tried
to be like, oh, that's what he died. She moved
the fucking thing. She like looked over her shoulders like nobody,
Oh my god, you guys don't worry what happened? Yeah,
Thennis acorn fell up. Oh that's pretty sick too.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, pretty wild that that the exact time that he
died is when it stopped and fuck broke. So I
know odd odd for sure?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
My uh yeah, that's that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Do you think that there is uh?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Do you think when you're dead your kids will mission?
Excuse me, think about that old talk? You think, like
you think something like how long do they get over?
Who gets over it first?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh? My daughter, for sure, she gets over pretty quickly.
But she blows everything in the will?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Right, Yeah, she's gonna first of all, how much is
in the will? It's be gone besides a broken clock?
Who has this broken clock?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
D am I in the won't know? You?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I know? I I think about that all the time,
Like you think about, well, you're different than me because
you still have both your parents, right, I have both
your parents? Right? Okay, so you have both of them, yes?
And then what about Jesse was justice your wife's situation?
She has both folks?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Okay, so they're all there. We're surrounded by life, right,
so everybody's dead on my side?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Bring it up?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So but I lost my parents early, right, so my
dad nineteen.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I never had grandparents, growing up though. Really, yeah, my
my grandfather passed away when I was I think, uh,
nine or ten.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
She didn't remember.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, I remember him, yeah, but I I you know,
everybody had grandparents, you know, I don't really.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You started out by saying I never had grandparents, and
I said, you said, died nine or ten. I said, oh,
so you never remember? He goes, no, I remember, So
what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I never had grandparents really one before, but he passed
pretty early. But no, I hear for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
But I know the experience like I have. Some people
have their grand like that my age still had their grandparents,
which is insane to me. People in their thirties that
still other grandparents forties, you know. Yeah, But so like
I think think that just is always like I'm always like, oh,
I wonder how they're gonna how much they're gonna remember me,
or like how much they will because I think after
a certain point they start get more memories, you build
(11:11):
up more more stuff. But you know, because my dad
was nineteen, I was nineteen when I lost my dad, right,
so then, like you when do you do your memory
start like they really really remember stuff? Seven six seven? Right?
Probably there, So like gas me, like, you know, fourteen
thirteen years of remembering stuff, you know, twelve years of that.
So it's pretty insane to think of the impact you have.
So I think about, like, I'm trying to like get
(11:33):
all the impact I can with these kids before you know,
it's clocks ticking right, hull puns intended to your uncle,
and it's almost two forty five. So I'm like trying
to work all that. But I wonder that sometimes like
(11:54):
how long they'll like or what they not even how
long because it's not really that they will remember, but
like what will then, right, you know, what will they
like we had our brothers, we'd be like, oh, we
want to remember we were a great dad, But you
know it's gonna be something stupid, like do you remember
the way that used to like pop out his belly
and we don't laugh, Like you.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Know it's gonna be something yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
the afternoon this while my dad's waking up. Yes, right,
it's amazing you lost both your parents at an early
age and you became Captain Fatbelly. Yes, so you, much
like Batman became a superhero. Right in your latter.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Years, were murdered by pastry. My father chokes. My father
choked on that's true, that's worry. I yeah, I think
about that. Yeah, but you know what this is what
the thing is too, like you try, you've.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Given them so many experiences.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's true. But then even I was ready, I was
literally just gonna say that, because it is gonna be
the other the stuff that you you not that you
try to give good experiences, but you do have good experiences.
But then you always think. I always about the funny
like little things that didn't mean anything in a moment.
The number like one memory I have with my dad
was the time he came home. It was the summer.
We were in the pool. My dad came home from
(13:09):
work selling life insurance. So you know, it was like
six o'clock and we're all hanging out in the pool
and I said to dad and my dad and I said,
I said, oh, come in the pool, come in the pools.
And he's like no, he's like I'm not gonna He's like,
you know, it's getting late. We gotta go eat dinner,
blah blah. I don't have time to change. I said,
so just come in like that, and he said okay,
and he jumped in his full suit over the side. Really,
he just jumped in the pool and we laughed hysterically.
(13:29):
My mother was cursing him out what you like, we
were laughing like it was really funny and that he
wasn't like let me do that. And that is like
the one main vivid like could still see him hop
in the side almost taking that makes me.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So, you know, awesome. Yeah wow.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So you think about those little things that you do
as a dad, like you, and then I think about like, well,
my kids, I'm like, oh, we did this awesome. You know.
We go to Lego Land every year for your birthday.
We put on this big thing. We do all these
trips together and like it's gonna be the little things
they remember. Yeah, So, which is insane in.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
A moment, that was such an awesome story. Oh my god,
that's not my dad.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
But it's like that is because your dad's alive. You
can call your dad right now if you want it.
But my stead, that's again to bring it up, Steve,
it's not very nice to you to keep rubbing your
alive father in my face. Send your dad an acorn.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But that's such a cool memory and that's such a
good dad thing. But that's also dude, that's such a
youth thing. That's totally where you get it from. Yeah,
I mean, I know you've told multiple stories about your
mom and your father beats so outgoing, so gregarious, so honest,
but also that playful side.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, I definitely got my dad's dad is that's you, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I could see you doing that in a heartbeat. You
do it every day in the air, you do whatever.
Where we go, everywhere we go, Yeah, everywhere we go.
Oh there's a door, it won't know it works, but
I won't. It will not work when I go to a.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Favorite thing is walking into an unlocked door, pretending it's locked.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
My favorite game, kicking it and then and then the
look after me, and like what is like looking at
the people.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Who remember Niagara Falls?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You did it? There was?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
There was the I mean, it's the most ridiculous. It's
such a there was. They had this stupid like cut
out huge thing of the falls and a fake door
like it.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Was at which is clearly against the wall, right.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Clearly against the wall, like a twelve by fourteen foot sticker,
and Joe, all these tourists are around and everybody is
the gift shops. They are the tickets whatever. Joe literally
he just turned around, jaking's watch.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
This and he runs it ran it was It wasn't
a door. It was a photo of a bridge that
went to the fall. Yeah, and the falls were behind us.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yes, and you ran into it like remember when Doctor Evil,
random thing and then fell like that was it? And
then and then.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You you you, then I got a complaint.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
You got up and you always act amazed.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Like what what? What is?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
What is this? It doesn't work?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Oh you crumble?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Do what?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
You get tears whenever I look at you two when
we're on the road together and I go watch this,
it's my favorite moment.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It was hilarious and just everybody's faces. And the thing
now is though, like it takes people three seconds to
go what oh that's Joe, and then then it becomes
a thing.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You know what. I do a new thing now which
has been really fun for me. I asked people to
take a picture of me while I'm jumping on three
and I'll jump on two.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You know stupid photos when you jump and freeze on two.
I'll go one two and I'll jump I'll did you
get it?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Like?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, just wait for three and I'll jump on three.
It's so fun. I highly recommend it to friends.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
That should be your new show. Watch this, Watch this.
That's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Watch this. That's a fun idea. Maybe'll maybe I'll develop
that out. You should do it? Would you watch this?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah? That's what I want to watch.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
This joke.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
That's my that's my equivalent of hold my beer.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That is so you yeah, do you think that, uh?
Do you think that Jess has moments that with with
your kids? Do you think your wife with your kids
has moments more moments than you have with your kids
that were on the road so much? Do you think
there's like I know she spends more time, right, like
(17:27):
he spends more time, But do you think that are
you missing out on moments? Are you? Are you lucky
enough to make them as family moments?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I think she's more practical, right, Like she's going to
do the things that you know, our everyday life, like
like she's gonna make dinner, she's gonna take it to soccer.
Can do this, she can do that. I'm the one
that's like, let's get the car and let's just go
to that hiking trail. Let's go see that dinosaur example,
let's go. You know, usually it's stuff that involves spending money.
(17:57):
She's like, oh god, but she's a lot a lot
less spontaneous, and I think, again, that's probably why we
get along so well.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
But she goes along for the ride, which I love.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
She goes along for the ride.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Phil in the moment like all.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Right, let's do it, you know kind of yeah, even
if it's Hawaii, she's like, all right, we shouldn't be
doing this, let's go, but aloha. Yeah, she's she's a
lot more. Yeah, she's a thinker, she's a planner, whereas
I'm just like fuck it.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I remember there were times, like my daughter was in
first grade. We're in California and it's like we had
the Disney season pass and it's like, it's a beautiful
day out. I'm home, it's Monday.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Fuck it.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
She's like, where are you going. I'm like, I'm gonna
go get live. I'm gonna take her to Disney. She's like, wait, what, Mike,
We're just gonna go to Disney today. She's like, but
she's in school. I'm like, it's first grade, Like she
knows d she's fine, and I would take her out
and and it got it got to the point even
where she she would she was like, are we going
(18:57):
to Disney again? Like I was like, I'm telling you,
one day you're gonna you're gonna realize how much you're
taking this for granted. You're gonna love it. And when
we moved to Nashville, about a year into Nashville, she goes,
she said it from the back of the car. She goes, Dad,
I go, yeah, she goes, I miss all those times
she took this. You're right. And I was like, you're right.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Told you I told you, Yeah, you can remember. That's
when I'm gone and.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'll tell you another thing. Your mom is wrong. I
am successful. Take that all right?
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Speaker 4 (19:55):
This comes from Katie. Hey, Mommy's I'm twenty four and
recently got engage back in October and Halloween night. Any
advice on planning a ceremony or wedding. I've been married
before and was always extremely hesitant when it came to
the idea of getting married again. This time, I really
want to make it as simple as possible and enjoy
the day rather than stress. How can I make the
best of a small celebration?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Who was good with this?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah? Just do it first of all, I mean, yeah,
take his dreaming of a big wedding away, because you
already did it with you know, you already struck out,
So he's got to bear that brunt. He can have
a big fun one.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
He already knows that your body was used and abused
by another man, and he got what he wanted, and
he left, and he left, he ravaged your body. He
did everything he wanted.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Was just start over. Okay, that's great, I wanted that
was very fun.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
She got engaged on Devil's Night.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's great. Well, here's what I would say about this
about that intimate one. This you're gonna be able to see,
which is cool. You're gonna have two different experiences because
you probably have the big, gaudy wedding, which we all do,
right or most people do, and and you realize that
it's not worth it. It's really just good to have
a nice collection of people that matter in your life.
So what I would say with the smaller ceremony, you
do get to capitalize on time spent with your guests.
(21:10):
You get to make memories and have fun with your
friends and family at a smaller scale as opposed to
working the room with a big, big wedding. Yeah, all
that stuff. So I will say that's the first thing
that I was going to bring you new joy with
that and your husband is to have some memories of
spending time with your guests and actually partying with them
instead of being at a party. I think that's the
(21:30):
biggest difference between a big wedding and a little wedding.
You party with your guests or you're at a party.
At the big wedding, you know, it's like a little different.
So I would say that's the number one thing, the
number two thing that's great about a smaller one is
that you could really pay attention to some of the
details in a different way, and you can make it
feel very much your own. Like I remember, like I
left photography and we found this thing at the last
(21:53):
minute about putting up a polaroid wall where we would
just have everybody, you know, snap a picture and then
put up, you know, write a little note on the
back of the polar and I thought that was really cool. Yeah,
so you could take your time to find some that's
really about you and that that could be really cool
to add those little details which kind of get lost
at a big wedding because you're like, I can't order
one hundred and seventy of these things or whatever it is. Yeah,
so I think that's another thing that I'll help. And
(22:14):
then also the food, you could dive in a little
bit better. With the food, you don't even have to
do the penne alavaka for four hundred people. Well you did,
you try to do like an artisanal linguini.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
For the DeMar But the meal, by the way, is
that much better because it's so much more intimated percent
as well, Yeah, you just enjoy it more.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, I would echo a lot of your sentiments, and
I think, like there's I think any couple that has
got married or will get married, you also romanticize like
that Vegas. Well, yeah, that's something I kind of wish, Yeah,
we had done that. Yeah, to just go with like
a handful of your best pals go going to Vegas
(22:52):
and you don't even tell them and then you, you know,
Elvis marries you and then you just blow it out
that weekend like that, to me, in retrospect, sounds a
lot more fun because then you have all that money
for the vacation and your honeymoon or whatever. Speak and blackjack,
which you would do well at I would not do.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
So yeah, I think that's cool. Yeah, so I would
embrace it. And it sounds like she's on the right path.
I feel like she's excited about this from the tone
of it, So, yeah, excited about a smaller wedding. So yeah,
I would definitely embrace the differences and celebrate those. I mean,
you know, you do also have to the hardest part
about it is the guest list, Right, if you're committing
to a small wedding, you're gonna you know, you have
to cut off some people. Yeah, you know, I think
(23:33):
it was your wedding. Do you remember how many people
you had to yours?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I mean, Jess comes from a big family, so she
invited like like seventy five people. I think I'd like
ten or twelve. Yeah, and like retrospect, I wish i'd
I had invited more. But then I also felt like
all my friends are working, yeah, like you know comics, right.
I remember getting an invitation from Sebastian Menoscalco right to
(23:58):
go to his wedding, and he the invitation was a
It was an invitation, but there was also like a
People magazine with them on the cover, and I was like, oh,
that's kind of cool, Like they put it on. I
was like, well, I'll read the People. No, the whole
I think I still have it in the closet somewhere.
(24:19):
The whole People magazine was them. They had articles on them.
This is years ago ago, dude, So I mean it
was like her likes his likes. They're just like us.
What does mom say about it? What is dad? Like?
They had a full on, full blown People magazine And
it was one of those things where I was so
young I needed to pay my rent. Right, I was
(24:42):
like I can't go to this, and then I'm getting
all these messages.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Like this wedding.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I mean they have like their pictures in front of
the Sebastian and I was like.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Well, that looks sick.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And I was like one of those regrets and I
couldn't do it. And then when I was getting hitched,
I was like, oh, I should have Sebastian. I'm just like,
he's not gonna come, you know, he's you know, And
that was so stupid to me to assume. But I
just I felt like it was more just in my
own head, like oh, it's a burden. Yeah, yeah to
some of my friends, and I felt like they'd rather
work than come to this, Like why would they? I
(25:15):
don't know. It was so selfish and stupid at me.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You want to give people the opportunity to say no.
I think it's a big problem with anything in life. Yeah,
you always put it on yourself, like, oh, I don't
want to burn people. Give if people don't want they
have give them the chance to say no if they
don't want to come, because then you are taking away
the chance from them saying yeah, i'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
My mom had cancer. She had breast cancer. She didn't
tell us.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Isn't that crazy at your wedding?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no. I didn't want to
bring down the mood. No, at my wedding. She poked
my stomach, goes, you'll fat. Literally, she poked my tummy.
You're fat there, thanks mom. But I mean to your point, like,
my mom kept it from us for a while, and
my dad's like, all right, I got to tell him
at some point, and he told us and he's like,
(25:57):
I don't want you to feel a burden or whatever.
And I was all going on the road and they
was thinking of me like in that.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Regard, right, that's crazy. Yeah, your mom still alive. Right,
next question, when you get our speaker, I love you.
You're fat fat. Okay, you're in a phonus fat son.
She went, show fat.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's just me on a clearance rack.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Some Bard shorts. Okay.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Kelly says, I get so lazy and tired in the winter.
Any tips to keep the winter blues away.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
That's a big thing for people. That's seasonal depression.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Right, It's so easy to stay inside, it's so easy
to be like comfort food. I totally get that. Yeah,
I mean I just went through the holidays. Yeah, I
lost so much weight for the special than the holiday
is hit and I put it all back on.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Don't jump, junk it up, double up.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So I do want more serving. Yeah, I literally ate
like I have two assholes. Yeah, and I was like,
all right, you gotta get it back in shape. So
I completely grew with you. I understand that. I think
it's just like force yourself to get out there. Even
(27:28):
if you think it's cold. It's never that cold unless
it's really cold.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Unless it's really cold. Yeah, you know, but even that,
like jimsy indoor gyms aren't cold. Yeah, you know. You
have to find destination stuff. Nor Northeast is like where
I live is annoyingly cold. And then the seasonal depression.
The biggest part for me is the light and dark.
It gets dark, so it's like pitch black out of
four forty five. Yeah, it's insane. It's like, oh, I
hate that, you know, And you know, it's really interesting.
(27:52):
I see it of my dogs when I want them,
when A're not busy barking to ghosts, they're walking outside
in the dark, Like my dogs be like, oh, they're
like fall asleep the night at like five pm.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Aren't you related though that the dogs? Yeah, chill, which
is nice, chill so much earlier.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, that is cool. But I do feel like the
darkness is the biggest thing for me. The darken light
thing is worse than the cold. Like I could live
with the cold like that it gets it's so depressing
when it's like all of a sudden, it's like, you look,
I still at five pm. I still have six hours
of my life to live in the pure dark, like
I'm a fucking bat flapping around a cavern.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You do that Alaska thing where it's like forty I
went to Alaska in June.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
When I went there, it was the sun was setting
at like ten pm or someone was crazy. I was
like nine people or something like that.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, but what time is it?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Which was nuts?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
What times it start? What times the day.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Started as like six to nine or something like that,
six six am or so. Yeah, it so it was
kind of normal by last night there. I think it
would beginning of June. I think at the sunset like
eight thirty five. That's why it was just crazy pretty cool. Yeah,
it was really cool. It might even been later, I think.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
But just consecutive days of night. Did you ever do that.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, I mean I think that would be like super
unless I was and crime. If I was like a vigilante,
I would want I wouldn't want to get executive.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, night fights, but a rose where your parents you know, Yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
When my mother got taken down by my mother got killed.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
By the I think, uh, the best way to deal
with it is I think the first thing is to
really Bessie, my wife, really really affects her.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's like because she was from California too, so she's
used to all that warm and stuff. But I think
a big thing is to know your triggers and realize
what's coming and prep yourself for it. Like you get
those Vitamin D lamps which really helped her. Like I had,
I was like this is bullshit, but I see how
it works on her.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah. So they're like a basically just a lamp that
just shoots out like UV light, and it like she
just like looks into this laight stares into this life
for a little bit and it's like recharges a battery
unlike your solar powered watch. So she like loves that.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That sounds exactly like something that would be on the
back cover of the Sharper image. Remember that definitely like the.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
By the way that Sharper image has been has been,
you know, replaced with TikTok shop. TikTok shop is a
scrolling Sharper image. Or what was the one in the
airplane of the Brookston No, not Brookst The sky mall.
Sky was the best.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I love sky mall.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah, I had a good friend of mine used
to Christmas shop exclusively from the sky.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I get eight foot gargoyles from my garden.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Who doesn't want to garden? I love that?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yes, please?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, oh man, the sky mall. That was a great
thing to shop at. I'm a sucker for a good bargain.
But I would say those UV light things help.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
UV lights that work.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
And I think eating right is important to you.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Gotta eat right, Yeah, you gotta eat right. But I
I love taking walks around my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Even you even do cold. You bundle up, I'll bundle up. Yeah,
you a penny from South Park.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I'm UPI's brother, bundle up and you force yourself to
get out there. And I've never I've never went out
and taken a walk and came back and said I
shouldn't have done.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
That, don't you think Sometimes you've set us like, fuck,
it's cold out there. Why did I do that? Yes, yes,
but you're also in Nashville, but cold to get in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
It doesn't get too cold. I mean there's nights where
it's gotten cold. But I also think it's frame of mind. Okay,
frame of mind. Oh God, I don't want to say it.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I was reading a book on the Endurance cap Shackleton.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Ernest.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
This is one of the greatest stories in terms of
like expedition ever and you could google it. Ernest Shackleton.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Okay, tell me what Ernie did.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
They went down to the South Pole on a ship
called the Endurance.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
And they won one by one, one by one. There
was twelve of them. What's that there's twelve of them.
You told me the story, right, Didn't they only eat seals?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
No, they survived I believe, like a year and a
half in the Arctic by themselves. And he went from
They were literally on an ice shelf and their ship
got crushed and went down. They salvaged supplies, They went
and took one of the smaller boats, found a place
they could lodge up, and then essentially went to another
(32:29):
island to get help that wasn't there, and then they
had to catch the right current otherwise they would drift
out in the sea and die. And then that means
the guy's marooned that the island would die. And they
hedged their bets and found this island. And not only
did they got to the island, they had to hike
from one side of the island to the other and
through mountainous terrain and get back in enough time to
(32:50):
save those guys on the other side. And that side
it was crazy. It's crazy. It's absolutely crazy, and every
single member of his crew survived and it's only because
of him. So my point is, there are nights where
I go out, I walk and it's like eighteen degrees.
It's fifteen degrees, okay, But you think I swear to God.
I do because because you're gonna I swear it again.
(33:20):
But it's all frame of mind because those guys, like
I'd seen like these pictures. Uh, there was a photographer
that had filmed for a little bit, but they would
be outside in like twelve degrees working and sandwiching the
ship in like short sleeved shirts or whatever, and then
at night it would get incredibly cold, and I was like,
(33:40):
these guys did not have north face. They didn't have
any of it. They just had like the little bit
of clothing they did and they survived. And I every
time out and it's super coold. I'm like, it's just
a frame of mind. Is is it really that cold? Mess? Shorts?
I wear boys shorts and I roller blade. I go,
this is for you, Ernest. And I looked at that
north story and I point.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I walk out. I'm just triple fat, no goose.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Don't you think there are times where you're doing things
that are physical or mental and you know you can
supersede the circumstances with frame of mind. Do you ever
think that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
For sure, for sure. But I don't think about that
as most physical stuff because I don't do a lot
of physical stuff right, Like I don't like, I don't
go out a what But I think about like I'm
trying to problem solve or if i'm thinking right, work
through something like an issue that's coming through, Like I'm
trying to think of an example of something. But okay,
let's say I have had like a big decision to
come through and you break it down with the process, right,
you know, I'll think of Gary Oldstein, who's like a
(34:48):
Do you ever hear the story of Gary olds They
never read a book about him, So Gary Oldstein him?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
And are you making? You're making?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
They were stuck in Pennsylvania. Okay, the car broke down.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
You know I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You got a story about Gary Altstein. Car broke down
in Pennsylvania. Okay, there's ten of them in the woods. Okay,
Joe very a lost fimilarities to your's. Okay, they didn't know.
They'd go up the mountain and down the mountain, and
six of the guys are waiting more on the other tree,
and they guess back and Gary Olsen didn't lose one man.
And I think about it all, tak.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
This is the Donner Party. That's that's what you're telling about.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay, No, No, I do no, I do think. I
do think about that a lot. I was making a
joke there, but I do think about people who work
through I hate the saying it could be worse. I
do hate that saying. I do hate that because it's
always like you're comparing your misery to somebody else, which
is never. Never, nobody's story is equal nobody's services equal, right,
it could be worse. Of course, it could be worse,
but also could be better. So which way you're picking
(35:45):
it up from, like which way you're looking at? You know,
it doesn't make any sense to us to say that
it could be worse, it could be better, you know,
So it doesn't make any sense to me for that saying.
But I will say I sometimes I think of, Okay,
this is my biggest problem. Okay, so how do we
solve this problem? People are out there solving way better problems,
So that's I could relate to it in that way,
I would say.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
But could be better as the mindset that people are in.
And that's why you say, well it could be worse
because your present isn't where you want to be, because
it should be where it's better. Yeah, but it's so
when you're when you when it's not better, you're going,
well it could be worse. No, I think medicating yourself
back to the present. No.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I think people there are downgrading their their present. I
think it's downgraded and they say, well, it could be worse,
that's what they're dealing with. But no, it could be
better if you work harder. See what I'm saying, like
you're almost to your other way. You know, you're saying
it could be worse when people are like, you know,
oh I got this flat tire. Hey, it could be worse,
you know what, be like but like that in that situation. Yeah,
but it's a lot of people are like, hey, you
know what, I only make this much, But it could
(36:43):
be worse. But yeah, it could also be better if
you worked harder, you discipline yourself in a different way.
So I think it depends on the way that you're
the intention behind the saying.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I think that's that's probably what our listeners think when
they listen to Definitely.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's definitely No. They think it is worse, it's getting worse,
It is worse, presents it was worse, could be better. Well,
it looks like we found our title gov's episode whatever number.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
It is worse, all right, we have time for a
couple more.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That could be worse, yea, and also.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Could be better.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Charlie says, I'm turning forty in a few weeks and
my husband is ten years younger than I am. We're
a gay couple interested in adopting in the future. But
my age is a concern for me. My idea was
to adopt an older kid and get some years back.
But my husband is interested in a baby.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What should we do? Get both go one of each?
How old is so?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Charlie's forty and his husband is ten years younger.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Than thirty forty and thirty. I did a quick math
theft for I had my I mean I had my
second kid.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
At forty, I was thirty, I was thirty.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I was thirty nine when I had my first one,
and forty one and I had my second one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, yeah, thirty eight when I have my first.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
So I think you get you get some time. I
do see what the you know, if you want more,
if you want to be there and be able to
establish a better future for the kid and have more
time to set them up when they're We just spoke
about how like you don't remember much before six or seven, right,
I think he's trying to cut that time out. If
you get a seven year old whatever, you're starting to
make memories and bonding with the kid instantly, right, Yeah,
we're having more of an impact, should I say? And
(38:24):
they're long term life planned, you know, right, you had
more different years. But then this benefits to both sides.
I could see both sides of it. As far as
what you could do here, I mean, we can't answer
that for you. I would say, talk about it as
much as you can and see who's going to be
less unhappy with the kid, right, because somebody's going to
(38:48):
come out the way they want it to be.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah. Look, I would think that age. I think he's
fixated on the fact that he feels older. Yeah, but again,
I think much of what we talk about frame of mind.
So I think you got to stop with that because.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Out you can live to ninety yeah, right, and then
you get fifty years with this kid.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Robert de Niro just had a kid at eighty one.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
So did Pacino. I think Patina is the same thing.
So my only question between you guys is who's the bottom.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
That's a good question, I would say, maybe, but I
don't know it was one we should be asking.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Okay, maybe we should try to brass tacks Chuck figure
out talk to me.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah. I do think mortality is on the mind for sure,
for Charlie or whoever the old one is. I think
it was Charlie. But mortality is on the mind for
the old one. But then again, you'd never know how
long it's gonna, you know, last. So whatever I think
is going to make the couple happiest after you communicated
about it, I think that's a route to go that
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, I also think, Uh, I don't know, I'm gonna
cut it before you say it was I was seriously
like trying to answer this.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Forget it all out. That's great. No, I know you're
gonna make a joke.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, no, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Well, you should start doing that.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
How many beads is he should? Steve?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
We should name a full season called cutting Room Floor.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Oh a hundred percent starring Steve, all of it. I
would love that, all of it.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, i'd have to blur my face and you're one
of those voice like date line. Yeah, we just pixelated hover.
I love you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah. I would say to Charles that age should not
be an issue at all. Obviously, it's what what makes
you happy. But please don't think you're too old too sure,
I mean that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, my dad had me when he was forty eight,
so oh will he's seventy now I'm twenty two.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Wow, there you go, there's your answer, there's your answers
living and you're on mes.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yeah, you're just just firstly off first, okay, last question.
Ali says, this one's really fun. My boyfriend and I
are going into Joe's show at Foxwoods and bought meet
and greet tickets. What is something memorable we can bring
or do so that you remember us forever?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
I'll tell you right now, take the picture and thank
say thanks, and get the fuck out. I mean, honestly,
does everything have to you mean so, I mean, we like,
we shut up, just come in. If you just come in,
your polite and take the picture, he'll remember you because
it never fucking happens.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
This is what Steve, this is what this is coming from.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
We want to eat.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Steve has been on the road with me and we
can't eat till after the meat and great right, and
Steve is always hungry and that I'll have my meat
gred I'll He'll be like, how many of the meat
grid I'm like, you know, like one hundred and twenty,
be like, oh Jesus cried, and I will come back
to the green room and I'll just be sitting there
like an angry kid, like I'll be cranking to talk
to Jiggy ask about a stupid elephant, had stupid hat. Yeah,
(41:54):
so another ducks. So I said, uh I, I that's
coming from a place of I want to get out
of here.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
So I can so I can feed Stevie's no, no, no.
But but in all sincerity, I look, that's that's a
you question for me. I've just seen so many people. Look,
I totally get it right. It's like a meet and great,
you finally get to meet somebody that you're you see
on TV all the time. You know. My thing is
just like just be cool, just be cool, and you'll
stand out.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
It's it's the real moments. There is always to make
it For me. I love when somebody you know just
you know, you have a real moment, you laugh about
something and have a cool connection about things. You know.
For me, it's not like that's that one. Hundreds of
the time. Those of the people I remember, It'll be like,
you know, I met this really cool couple. I meant,
you know, yeah, and there Mark and I will talk
about it because Mark will be the back of the
meet and Greek too, and we'll you know, recap we're
(42:41):
talking about do you remember them? And whatnot. I think,
I think just being real and being human because it's
awkward for me as well, right, because it's a you know,
it's a weird experience to just be in there and
waiting down lot a line of people come to see
you like it's a wedding reception. So but it's cool
when it's just like it's normalized because I'm pretty normal,
you know. And people always say that too, They're like, oh, well,
you know you don't you know what am I gonna like?
I'm standing here like, Hi, how are you? He's just
(43:02):
saw me on stage, you know. And I actually like
to meet great a little bit more because I get
to like talk.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
But you disarm them with that, literally with that.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I also have candies I give people, can't you can't
And I'm snacking on those. Yeah, I see. I look
at Stephen Cordy's covered in chocolate, being like, are you done?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
He's amend joys my appetite ruling. But you do such
a great job of connecting with with your audience, and
you're really really giving and times I think your patient
too great patient, because there are there are some Look
I'm not saying everybody is, but there are certainly those
people that feel they're owed something or entitled or overbearing,
(43:41):
and you've always handled it with grace. I mean some
people are a little drunk, some people a little sauced.
It just you know, there's you see, you're seeing a
gauntlet of emotions coming at you every time, and you're
you're a great safe cracker of like knowing. Okay, left r.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah for sure. But I would just say have fun
and be normal. I think I think that's the best
to do. And if you wanted to bring me something,
I mean, you know, I never shy away from baked good,
a baked good.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
He loves a baked good.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, I love I love a hand drawn fan art.
I think those are always fun. Those are cool or
money just cash and an envelope.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I like when when you're on when people make custom
T shirts, shirts you or something. Those those I find
very fun.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Love people love doing that and people, you know, people
love putting my dogs on stuff. That's always so fun too. Yeah,
I have all these pictures, like people will drum my dogs.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
This is the thing on our set right here is
from a fan that drew two of my favorite dogs,
be warning Biscotti and gave me a meet and greet,
but uh yeah, I would just say I don't need anything.
I just need you to have a good time to
come out and left.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
You know, it's so crazy. I mean, I know we're
drawing to a close. But I had an experience for
I was in Vegas and it was like a double whammy.
Some in Vegas doing the Kimmel Show and there's a
young man with sunglasses on.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Right and.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Kind of like needling him a bit because he's out
this mom and I eventually asked him. I'm like, are
you are you visual impaired orre you?
Speaker 1 (45:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Are you just super cool? He's like, no, I'm actually
I'm legally blind. I can't see and I'm out here,
and I go, okay, well, by the end of my show,
you're gonna wish not only can you not see that
you couldn't hear. And the audience kind of groans and
he laughs, he laughs hysterically, right, and I make a
few other kind of like blind jokes or whatever, and
(45:25):
the audience is kind of groaning and he's dying laughing,
and I come down to the audience, so I go,
you guys don't get it, like he told me is
blind for a reason because he wants to be included.
He wants to And that's the thing like I think
people think, is like they hear these things and just
like the Expirits are going a comedy show is so
cathartic sometimes to people that he's going around.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
You're one of the crowd. You're one of the group.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's a pity party, right or oh my god, he
can't see. It's like, no, it's the opposite. He wants
to be shit on because this is his everyday life.
And he literally was one and I said, I never
asked to take pictures with the audience, but I took
a picture with him and his mom because there were
such great sports, fantastic and literally right across from him
(46:11):
was a young woman who was by herself, and I go, oh,
what happened? You know, how awful is your personality or whatever?
And so I pressed and I pressed, and she goes, well,
i'll just tell you I'm a widower and this is
like my first night out. I go, oh my, And
so the three of us ended up doing a shot together,
the blind kid and this young lady, and then she
(46:32):
became another focal point and it was one of those
things where I never had a show like that where
you have these two individuals that are like you, like
you see my show, where they're allowing me to kind
of go to these vulnerable parts and expose it, but
also it bec cathartic. And she came up to me
(46:54):
after this show and she's like, I needed this so bad.
And it's one of those things where it's like you
remember her forever. I literally will remember her forever, and
I'll remember him forever, and I remember that show. And
it's countless shows have done right, but I will absolutely
remember that show. So sometimes, like when somebody's like, hey,
this is really cool to be here and meet you,
(47:15):
sometimes it's the opposite. Sometimes it's like you hear what
somebody is going through, what brought them to that intersection
of light between you and them, And that to me
is like that's when it's like that, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, it gets cool for you to be that person.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
It's really cool. Yeah, And you know this, like this
is the sandbox I get to play in for an hour.
This is gonna be the best. And I have your
permission and you're on board, and you're gonna have a
great time, and we ended up doing two or three
shots together and she got sauced and then he got
sauced and the mom was like the mom was just
like over the moon, like this is one and they
were from Germany and oh wow, just visiting from Germany
(47:52):
and it couldn't have been nicer. That's great, dude.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Well that's it. I love us, I love you, I
love us, I love us, I love the Cool Moms.
I love what we've done here today. This is fantastic.
I mean, this episode could have been worse, could have
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Speaker 2 (48:09):
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Speaker 1 (48:39):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Easy to find him. And now onto the episode The
problem for Them.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
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Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hey everybody, welcome to the newest episode of Two Cool Moms.
I'm Joe Gatto, I'm Steve Burn, and we are your
two cool moms here to help you with your life's
tilemmas and just you know, chat for the next thirty
to forty five to one hour depending.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah. By the way, I love the smell of coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Smells great good.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't drink coffee, but I love the smell.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But you just had a banger hot cocoa.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I had a hot coco like a third grader. Yeah,
on a cold winter day, and I loved it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You do the tease?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Do you drink tea every now and then? I love?
What's a hot beverage?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Would you hop? Average of choice? I know, iced tea,
hot chocolate, hot coco, yeah, you go cocos or.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Tequila, A hot one.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You have to do like a hot toddy.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Never, no, you're done.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
A chocolate New Mexican. You put the kill on the
hot chocolate.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Chocolate e Mexican.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Put it your kill on the hot chocolate. You know.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That was like it sounds like a d H for
the Mets.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That was a That was a baseball reference that I
got it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wow, we're back.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I did H when you were younger. Do you have
to like eleven eight stand or whatever? Of course, so
I did a hot cocoa stand once, me and Jason
Joseph me, my boy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's tough too.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And yeah, we were outside for like twelve minutes and
my father came back from work and he's like, we're free,
Like we make a hot coco stand. He's like, first
of all, nobody's walking on the streets, you idiot, so
on the ground. And the second hot cocoa is out
cult coco getting sawt It was so because my mom
(02:03):
was like, that's good, you'd be entrepreneurs. Goh, yes, now
she helped us make it. And my dad gets someone's like,
what are you doing your dummies?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Just right to the fact, right in fact.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's no there was no sidewalk. It was covered in snow.
I remember, and I remember across the street one of
our neighbors was like shoveling and we're like just sitting
there a watch.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm like you want to but that's did you ever
shovel driveways?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah? That was the that was the way to make them.
That's where you make you get to. She had a
big time there. That's pre plow. That's pre plow action.
When guys coming with the plow. Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Do you see and pre plow?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah? When people do the Hong Kong Did you ever
get that? It's been a clear driveway? Remember you go
outside there all in the window twenty bucks or do
you driveway?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh really you never got that? No? Yeah, we just
had kids in the neighborhood that did it. So I
was I was the kid in our neighborhood that I
would go do that and break your clean house and
then blow it all at like pizza hut, playing like
videos us turtles.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I did. We used to someone I got the
new house where I live now. We inherited a lot
of things, meaning like you know, they had their landscape
or who took over the joke. You know, they didn't
even know it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So, the first year I'm living there, no snow. The
second year i'm living there, a huge snowfall. I wake up.
I'm like, all right, am I gonna What am I
gonna do here?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So I was like, right, I had to figure out.
I'm like googling plow stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I go outside, it's all gone. So it's all gone,
and I go what happened or whatever? I look back
on the cameras. A guy came and plowed the whole place.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I got a phone call from the old owner. He's
like hey, He's like, Tommy came and plowed your your
dryway and he's charging me. I was like, who's Tommy.
He's like, oh, he's a guy who plows the who
plows the house. So I but I had skipped a season,
so I had no idea I even had. He just
showed up and took care of the problem. So it's
so funny. So I was like, oh, and I was like, well,
you could pay a problem now bench No, I paid him,
(03:53):
but it was so interesting. It was like I was like, oh,
you know, I was like, what do I do? I
have this big driveway. I don't even know what to do,
and there go boom. He just came in and did
it haunted my house? Possibly? We just talked about this yesterday.
Did you really Two of my dogs are starting to
do this thing where they bark at a corner where
nothing's at Really, my dogs, are you serious? I swear Tartoofo, Napoleon,
(04:14):
Tartoofhon and Cupcake get scared of a corner near where
they eat, bark at the corner. Cupcakes straight up pisses
herself and runs away, and Tartufa runs in a circle
and but then bears down and barks at the corner.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You got a Blair.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I've got a Blair bitch in my house. I use
a bitch named Blair in my house. Yeah, so it
was very weird.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So the dogs know something's up, not all of them,
it's just these two.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So maybe these two have something going on.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But they don't bar. No other dog barks in, not
any other.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Corner on the other twelve and it's the same area.
It's near where they eat though, so then I was
also thinking it's right by the outside and there might
be some sort of like rodent issue or something living,
like in the bushes or something they're seen because this
glass windows and everything right where they are, So I'm
thinking maybe it's something outside. It's very very interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Have you ever had a haunted experience?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Multiple, First was the scariest one.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Uh. I didn't necessarily say scary, but from beyond, like
bed bath. I was touched from bed bath beyond what Uh?
There was this, there was this uh that came to
me the night, a lavender scented hand soap from bed
(05:29):
bath and beyond came. No, my dad, I told you,
sorry about my dad with acorn. No, you won't remember anyway.
You don't even listen to the podcast. I think I
told the story. I'm not sure. We have so many episodes.
I'm not sure. But I my father had passed away
and I was driving in Philadelphia, born and raised where
I was. I was thinking about my dad, you got it,
and I'm driving.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I was thinking the eighth song, Oh Philadelphia, He's sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Rest in peace. So yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm driving.
So I'm driving back. I was working down in outside
Philly Manny Yunk it was the name of the town
I was working, and my dad. I was thinking my
Daddy just passed away a little while ago, and I
had my first big job, and I was thinking about
it when as I was driving. I'm driving through a
(06:19):
parking lot that connected the shopping center and my apartment
building there, and I'm driving through and I, for some reason,
I just see this tree and I was thinking about
my dad. Music was on the radio, and I was
like doing like a you know, a heavy phill die,
not a full blown tier, which is a phill die. Yeah,
you caught my fields. And I'm driving and I see
a big tree with it and I just fixate on
(06:41):
this one acorn that was up in the tree and
I see it and I'm driving slow through the parking
lot twenty miles an hour, and I see the acorn
fall out of the tree as I'm driving. Now I'm
moving twenty miles for our windows down, and it bounces
and lands in my window and I catch it like
in the crook of my god, as if I as
if I'm hugging somebody, because I was thinking, oh my god,
I wish I could hugg my dad one more time.
(07:02):
I'm getting filled up thinking about it. And I hugged
and I caught the acorn like this as I always driving
and I still have the acorn.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, see, I don't think those things are coincidence.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's that's the only thing. I was like, Oh, that's
pretty in depth, Yeah, that's pretty, and that's a it's
kind of thing. I think it has to happen to
you because you could explain stuff away all the time.
You're like, oh, well, you know, but it's pretty surreal
to be thinking about my father at that moment, thinking
I wish I could hug him. Seeing an acorn in
a tree and just fixating on it, watching it fall,
and then counting like that's moving through a moving vehicle,
(07:32):
like I'm going twenty miles an hour and it lands
through my open window and I catch it Like that's
way too many dots to connect from me.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Isn't it great that that happened and you didn't round
a corner and see like a homeless guy taking a
shit in the middle sidewalk. Collect we got to clean.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
These streets up.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Sorry, dad, I'll sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'll try to see you later.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Oh my god, that I think that is. I don't
know you you hear about those stories, right, and so
sweet and I it's interesting. My uncle passed away, and
they had a wind up clock, an antiquated wind up
clock that had been in our family for a long time.
I think it was my grandmother's and then my uncle
(08:13):
took over her apartment, kept the clock whatever. And he
had a brain tumor and his girlfriend was living with
him at the time, and she was going across street
to visit him at the hospital and she sees the
clock and she's like, oh, it's out, so I, you know,
wind the clock away, wind it up, and so she
goes over it sees him, and he had passed away,
(08:35):
and he passed away like let's say two forty five.
She came back and the clock stopped at two forty five.
She went to wind it and it snapped, so the
clock stopped and I broke and time is frozen. Wow,
forty five.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
That's pretty interesting, pretty wild. She broke the fucking clock.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
She broke the clock.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That bitch. Bitch broke the clock, broke them and tried
to be like, oh, that's what he died. She moved
the fucking thing. She like looked over her shoulders like nobody,
Oh my god, you guys don't worry what happened? Yeah,
Thennis acorn fell up. Oh that's pretty sick too.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, pretty wild that that the exact time that he
died is when it stopped and fuck broke. So I
know odd odd for sure?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
My uh yeah, that's that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Do you think that there is uh?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Do you think when you're dead your kids will mission?
Excuse me, think about that old talk? You think, like
you think something like how long do they get over?
Who gets over it first?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh? My daughter, for sure, she gets over pretty quickly.
But she blows everything in the will?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Right, Yeah, she's gonna first of all, how much is
in the will? It's be gone besides a broken clock?
Who has this broken clock?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
D am I in the won't know? You?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I know? I I think about that all the time,
Like you think about, well, you're different than me because
you still have both your parents, right, I have both
your parents? Right? Okay, so you have both of them, yes?
And then what about Jesse was justice your wife's situation?
She has both folks?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Okay, so they're all there. We're surrounded by life, right,
so everybody's dead on my side?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Bring it up?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So but I lost my parents early, right, so my
dad nineteen.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I never had grandparents, growing up though. Really, yeah, my
my grandfather passed away when I was I think, uh,
nine or ten.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
She didn't remember.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, I remember him, yeah, but I I you know,
everybody had grandparents, you know, I don't really.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You started out by saying I never had grandparents, and
I said, you said, died nine or ten. I said, oh,
so you never remember? He goes, no, I remember, So
what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I never had grandparents really one before, but he passed
pretty early. But no, I hear for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
But I know the experience like I have. Some people
have their grand like that my age still had their grandparents,
which is insane to me. People in their thirties that
still other grandparents forties, you know. Yeah, But so like
I think think that just is always like I'm always like, oh,
I wonder how they're gonna how much they're gonna remember me,
or like how much they will because I think after
a certain point they start get more memories, you build
(11:11):
up more more stuff. But you know, because my dad
was nineteen, I was nineteen when I lost my dad, right,
so then, like you when do you do your memory
start like they really really remember stuff? Seven six seven? Right?
Probably there, So like gas me, like, you know, fourteen
thirteen years of remembering stuff, you know, twelve years of that.
So it's pretty insane to think of the impact you have.
So I think about, like, I'm trying to like get
(11:33):
all the impact I can with these kids before you know,
it's clocks ticking right, hull puns intended to your uncle,
and it's almost two forty five. So I'm like trying
to work all that. But I wonder that sometimes like
(11:54):
how long they'll like or what they not even how
long because it's not really that they will remember, but
like what will then, right, you know, what will they
like we had our brothers, we'd be like, oh, we
want to remember we were a great dad, But you
know it's gonna be something stupid, like do you remember
the way that used to like pop out his belly
and we don't laugh, Like you.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Know it's gonna be something yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
the afternoon this while my dad's waking up. Yes, right,
it's amazing you lost both your parents at an early
age and you became Captain Fatbelly. Yes, so you, much
like Batman became a superhero. Right in your latter.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Years, were murdered by pastry. My father chokes. My father
choked on that's true, that's worry. I yeah, I think
about that. Yeah, but you know what this is what
the thing is too, like you try, you've.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Given them so many experiences.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's true. But then even I was ready, I was
literally just gonna say that, because it is gonna be
the other the stuff that you you not that you
try to give good experiences, but you do have good experiences.
But then you always think. I always about the funny
like little things that didn't mean anything in a moment.
The number like one memory I have with my dad
was the time he came home. It was the summer.
We were in the pool. My dad came home from
(13:09):
work selling life insurance. So you know, it was like
six o'clock and we're all hanging out in the pool
and I said to dad and my dad and I said,
I said, oh, come in the pool, come in the pools.
And he's like no, he's like I'm not gonna He's like,
you know, it's getting late. We gotta go eat dinner,
blah blah. I don't have time to change. I said,
so just come in like that, and he said okay,
and he jumped in his full suit over the side. Really,
he just jumped in the pool and we laughed hysterically.
(13:29):
My mother was cursing him out what you like, we
were laughing like it was really funny and that he
wasn't like let me do that. And that is like
the one main vivid like could still see him hop
in the side almost taking that makes me.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So, you know, awesome. Yeah wow.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So you think about those little things that you do
as a dad, like you, and then I think about like, well,
my kids, I'm like, oh, we did this awesome. You know.
We go to Lego Land every year for your birthday.
We put on this big thing. We do all these
trips together and like it's gonna be the little things
they remember. Yeah, So, which is insane in.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
A moment, that was such an awesome story. Oh my god,
that's not my dad.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
But it's like that is because your dad's alive. You
can call your dad right now if you want it.
But my stead, that's again to bring it up, Steve,
it's not very nice to you to keep rubbing your
alive father in my face. Send your dad an acorn.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But that's such a cool memory and that's such a
good dad thing. But that's also dude, that's such a
youth thing. That's totally where you get it from. Yeah,
I mean, I know you've told multiple stories about your
mom and your father beats so outgoing, so gregarious, so honest,
but also that playful side.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, I definitely got my dad's dad is that's you, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I could see you doing that in a heartbeat. You
do it every day in the air, you do whatever.
Where we go, everywhere we go, Yeah, everywhere we go.
Oh there's a door, it won't know it works, but
I won't. It will not work when I go to a.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Favorite thing is walking into an unlocked door, pretending it's locked.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
My favorite game, kicking it and then and then the
look after me, and like what is like looking at
the people.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Who remember Niagara Falls?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You did it? There was?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
There was the I mean, it's the most ridiculous. It's
such a there was. They had this stupid like cut
out huge thing of the falls and a fake door
like it.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Was at which is clearly against the wall, right.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Clearly against the wall, like a twelve by fourteen foot sticker,
and Joe, all these tourists are around and everybody is
the gift shops. They are the tickets whatever. Joe literally
he just turned around, jaking's watch.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
This and he runs it ran it was It wasn't
a door. It was a photo of a bridge that
went to the fall. Yeah, and the falls were behind us.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yes, and you ran into it like remember when Doctor Evil,
random thing and then fell like that was it? And
then and then.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You you you, then I got a complaint.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
You got up and you always act amazed.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Like what what? What is?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
What is this? It doesn't work?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Oh you crumble?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Do what?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
You get tears whenever I look at you two when
we're on the road together and I go watch this,
it's my favorite moment.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It was hilarious and just everybody's faces. And the thing
now is though, like it takes people three seconds to
go what oh that's Joe, and then then it becomes
a thing.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You know what. I do a new thing now which
has been really fun for me. I asked people to
take a picture of me while I'm jumping on three
and I'll jump on two.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You know stupid photos when you jump and freeze on two.
I'll go one two and I'll jump I'll did you
get it?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Like?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, just wait for three and I'll jump on three.
It's so fun. I highly recommend it to friends.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
That should be your new show. Watch this, Watch this.
That's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Watch this. That's a fun idea. Maybe'll maybe I'll develop
that out. You should do it? Would you watch this?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah? That's what I want to watch.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
This joke.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
That's my that's my equivalent of hold my beer.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That is so you yeah, do you think that, uh?
Do you think that Jess has moments that with with
your kids? Do you think your wife with your kids
has moments more moments than you have with your kids
that were on the road so much? Do you think
there's like I know she spends more time, right, like
(17:27):
he spends more time, But do you think that are
you missing out on moments? Are you? Are you lucky
enough to make them as family moments?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I think she's more practical, right, Like she's going to
do the things that you know, our everyday life, like
like she's gonna make dinner, she's gonna take it to soccer.
Can do this, she can do that. I'm the one
that's like, let's get the car and let's just go
to that hiking trail. Let's go see that dinosaur example,
let's go. You know, usually it's stuff that involves spending money.
(17:57):
She's like, oh god, but she's a lot a lot
less spontaneous, and I think, again, that's probably why we
get along so well.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
But she goes along for the ride, which I love.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
She goes along for the ride.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Phil in the moment like all.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Right, let's do it, you know kind of yeah, even
if it's Hawaii, she's like, all right, we shouldn't be
doing this, let's go, but aloha. Yeah, she's she's a
lot more. Yeah, she's a thinker, she's a planner, whereas
I'm just like fuck it.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I remember there were times, like my daughter was in
first grade. We're in California and it's like we had
the Disney season pass and it's like, it's a beautiful
day out. I'm home, it's Monday.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Fuck it.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
She's like, where are you going. I'm like, I'm gonna
go get live. I'm gonna take her to Disney. She's like, wait, what, Mike,
We're just gonna go to Disney today. She's like, but
she's in school. I'm like, it's first grade, Like she
knows d she's fine, and I would take her out
and and it got it got to the point even
where she she would she was like, are we going
(18:57):
to Disney again? Like I was like, I'm telling you,
one day you're gonna you're gonna realize how much you're
taking this for granted. You're gonna love it. And when
we moved to Nashville, about a year into Nashville, she goes,
she said it from the back of the car. She goes, Dad,
I go, yeah, she goes, I miss all those times
she took this. You're right. And I was like, you're right.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Told you I told you, Yeah, you can remember. That's
when I'm gone and.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
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Speaker 1 (19:51):
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Speaker 4 (19:55):
This comes from Katie. Hey, Mommy's I'm twenty four and
recently got engage back in October and Halloween night. Any
advice on planning a ceremony or wedding. I've been married
before and was always extremely hesitant when it came to
the idea of getting married again. This time, I really
want to make it as simple as possible and enjoy
the day rather than stress. How can I make the
best of a small celebration?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Who was good with this?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah? Just do it first of all, I mean, yeah,
take his dreaming of a big wedding away, because you
already did it with you know, you already struck out,
So he's got to bear that brunt. He can have
a big fun one.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
He already knows that your body was used and abused
by another man, and he got what he wanted, and
he left, and he left, he ravaged your body. He
did everything he wanted.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Was just start over. Okay, that's great, I wanted that
was very fun.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
She got engaged on Devil's Night.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's great. Well, here's what I would say about this
about that intimate one. This you're gonna be able to see,
which is cool. You're gonna have two different experiences because
you probably have the big, gaudy wedding, which we all do,
right or most people do, and and you realize that
it's not worth it. It's really just good to have
a nice collection of people that matter in your life.
So what I would say with the smaller ceremony, you
do get to capitalize on time spent with your guests.
(21:10):
You get to make memories and have fun with your
friends and family at a smaller scale as opposed to
working the room with a big, big wedding. Yeah, all
that stuff. So I will say that's the first thing
that I was going to bring you new joy with
that and your husband is to have some memories of
spending time with your guests and actually partying with them
instead of being at a party. I think that's the
(21:30):
biggest difference between a big wedding and a little wedding.
You party with your guests or you're at a party.
At the big wedding, you know, it's like a little different.
So I would say that's the number one thing, the
number two thing that's great about a smaller one is
that you could really pay attention to some of the
details in a different way, and you can make it
feel very much your own. Like I remember, like I
left photography and we found this thing at the last
(21:53):
minute about putting up a polaroid wall where we would
just have everybody, you know, snap a picture and then
put up, you know, write a little note on the
back of the polar and I thought that was really cool. Yeah,
so you could take your time to find some that's
really about you and that that could be really cool
to add those little details which kind of get lost
at a big wedding because you're like, I can't order
one hundred and seventy of these things or whatever it is. Yeah,
so I think that's another thing that I'll help. And
(22:14):
then also the food, you could dive in a little
bit better. With the food, you don't even have to
do the penne alavaka for four hundred people. Well you did,
you try to do like an artisanal linguini.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
For the DeMar But the meal, by the way, is
that much better because it's so much more intimated percent
as well, Yeah, you just enjoy it more.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, I would echo a lot of your sentiments, and
I think, like there's I think any couple that has
got married or will get married, you also romanticize like
that Vegas. Well, yeah, that's something I kind of wish, Yeah,
we had done that. Yeah, to just go with like
a handful of your best pals go going to Vegas
(22:52):
and you don't even tell them and then you, you know,
Elvis marries you and then you just blow it out
that weekend like that, to me, in retrospect, sounds a
lot more fun because then you have all that money
for the vacation and your honeymoon or whatever. Speak and blackjack,
which you would do well at I would not do.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
So yeah, I think that's cool. Yeah, so I would
embrace it. And it sounds like she's on the right path.
I feel like she's excited about this from the tone
of it, So, yeah, excited about a smaller wedding. So yeah,
I would definitely embrace the differences and celebrate those. I mean,
you know, you do also have to the hardest part
about it is the guest list, Right, if you're committing
to a small wedding, you're gonna you know, you have
to cut off some people. Yeah, you know, I think
(23:33):
it was your wedding. Do you remember how many people
you had to yours?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I mean, Jess comes from a big family, so she
invited like like seventy five people. I think I'd like
ten or twelve. Yeah, and like retrospect, I wish i'd
I had invited more. But then I also felt like
all my friends are working, yeah, like you know comics, right.
I remember getting an invitation from Sebastian Menoscalco right to
(23:58):
go to his wedding, and he the invitation was a
It was an invitation, but there was also like a
People magazine with them on the cover, and I was like, oh,
that's kind of cool, Like they put it on. I
was like, well, I'll read the People. No, the whole
I think I still have it in the closet somewhere.
(24:19):
The whole People magazine was them. They had articles on them.
This is years ago ago, dude, So I mean it
was like her likes his likes. They're just like us.
What does mom say about it? What is dad? Like?
They had a full on, full blown People magazine And
it was one of those things where I was so
young I needed to pay my rent. Right, I was
(24:42):
like I can't go to this, and then I'm getting
all these messages.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Like this wedding.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I mean they have like their pictures in front of
the Sebastian and I was like.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Well, that looks sick.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And I was like one of those regrets and I
couldn't do it. And then when I was getting hitched,
I was like, oh, I should have Sebastian. I'm just like,
he's not gonna come, you know, he's you know, And
that was so stupid to me to assume. But I
just I felt like it was more just in my
own head, like oh, it's a burden. Yeah, yeah to
some of my friends, and I felt like they'd rather
work than come to this, Like why would they? I
(25:15):
don't know. It was so selfish and stupid at me.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You want to give people the opportunity to say no.
I think it's a big problem with anything in life. Yeah,
you always put it on yourself, like, oh, I don't
want to burn people. Give if people don't want they
have give them the chance to say no if they
don't want to come, because then you are taking away
the chance from them saying yeah, i'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
My mom had cancer. She had breast cancer. She didn't
tell us.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Isn't that crazy at your wedding?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no. I didn't want to
bring down the mood. No, at my wedding. She poked
my stomach, goes, you'll fat. Literally, she poked my tummy.
You're fat there, thanks mom. But I mean to your point, like,
my mom kept it from us for a while, and
my dad's like, all right, I got to tell him
at some point, and he told us and he's like,
(25:57):
I don't want you to feel a burden or whatever.
And I was all going on the road and they
was thinking of me like in that.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Regard, right, that's crazy. Yeah, your mom still alive. Right,
next question, when you get our speaker, I love you.
You're fat fat. Okay, you're in a phonus fat son.
She went, show fat.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's just me on a clearance rack.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Some Bard shorts. Okay.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Kelly says, I get so lazy and tired in the winter.
Any tips to keep the winter blues away.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
That's a big thing for people. That's seasonal depression.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Right, It's so easy to stay inside, it's so easy
to be like comfort food. I totally get that. Yeah,
I mean I just went through the holidays. Yeah, I
lost so much weight for the special than the holiday
is hit and I put it all back on.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Don't jump, junk it up, double up.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So I do want more serving. Yeah, I literally ate
like I have two assholes. Yeah, and I was like,
all right, you gotta get it back in shape. So
I completely grew with you. I understand that. I think
it's just like force yourself to get out there. Even
(27:28):
if you think it's cold. It's never that cold unless
it's really cold.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Unless it's really cold. Yeah, you know, but even that,
like jimsy indoor gyms aren't cold. Yeah, you know. You
have to find destination stuff. Nor Northeast is like where
I live is annoyingly cold. And then the seasonal depression.
The biggest part for me is the light and dark.
It gets dark, so it's like pitch black out of
four forty five. Yeah, it's insane. It's like, oh, I
hate that, you know, And you know, it's really interesting.
(27:52):
I see it of my dogs when I want them,
when A're not busy barking to ghosts, they're walking outside
in the dark, Like my dogs be like, oh, they're
like fall asleep the night at like five pm.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Aren't you related though that the dogs? Yeah, chill, which
is nice, chill so much earlier.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, that is cool. But I do feel like the
darkness is the biggest thing for me. The darken light
thing is worse than the cold. Like I could live
with the cold like that it gets it's so depressing
when it's like all of a sudden, it's like, you look,
I still at five pm. I still have six hours
of my life to live in the pure dark, like
I'm a fucking bat flapping around a cavern.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You do that Alaska thing where it's like forty I
went to Alaska in June.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
When I went there, it was the sun was setting
at like ten pm or someone was crazy. I was
like nine people or something like that.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, but what time is it?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Which was nuts?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
What times it start? What times the day.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Started as like six to nine or something like that,
six six am or so. Yeah, it so it was
kind of normal by last night there. I think it
would beginning of June. I think at the sunset like
eight thirty five. That's why it was just crazy pretty cool. Yeah,
it was really cool. It might even been later, I think.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
But just consecutive days of night. Did you ever do that.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, I mean I think that would be like super
unless I was and crime. If I was like a vigilante,
I would want I wouldn't want to get executive.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, night fights, but a rose where your parents you know, Yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
When my mother got taken down by my mother got killed.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
By the I think, uh, the best way to deal
with it is I think the first thing is to
really Bessie, my wife, really really affects her.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's like because she was from California too, so she's
used to all that warm and stuff. But I think
a big thing is to know your triggers and realize
what's coming and prep yourself for it. Like you get
those Vitamin D lamps which really helped her. Like I had,
I was like this is bullshit, but I see how
it works on her.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah. So they're like a basically just a lamp that
just shoots out like UV light, and it like she
just like looks into this laight stares into this life
for a little bit and it's like recharges a battery
unlike your solar powered watch. So she like loves that.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That sounds exactly like something that would be on the
back cover of the Sharper image. Remember that definitely like the.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
By the way that Sharper image has been has been,
you know, replaced with TikTok shop. TikTok shop is a
scrolling Sharper image. Or what was the one in the
airplane of the Brookston No, not Brookst The sky mall.
Sky was the best.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I love sky mall.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah, I had a good friend of mine used
to Christmas shop exclusively from the sky.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I get eight foot gargoyles from my garden.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Who doesn't want to garden? I love that?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yes, please?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, oh man, the sky mall. That was a great
thing to shop at. I'm a sucker for a good bargain.
But I would say those UV light things help.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
UV lights that work.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
And I think eating right is important to you.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Gotta eat right, Yeah, you gotta eat right. But I
I love taking walks around my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Even you even do cold. You bundle up, I'll bundle up. Yeah,
you a penny from South Park.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I'm UPI's brother, bundle up and you force yourself to
get out there. And I've never I've never went out
and taken a walk and came back and said I
shouldn't have done.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
That, don't you think Sometimes you've set us like, fuck,
it's cold out there. Why did I do that? Yes, yes,
but you're also in Nashville, but cold to get in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
It doesn't get too cold. I mean there's nights where
it's gotten cold. But I also think it's frame of mind. Okay,
frame of mind. Oh God, I don't want to say it.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I was reading a book on the Endurance cap Shackleton.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Ernest.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
This is one of the greatest stories in terms of
like expedition ever and you could google it. Ernest Shackleton.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Okay, tell me what Ernie did.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
They went down to the South Pole on a ship
called the Endurance.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
And they won one by one, one by one. There
was twelve of them. What's that there's twelve of them.
You told me the story, right, Didn't they only eat seals?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
No, they survived I believe, like a year and a
half in the Arctic by themselves. And he went from
They were literally on an ice shelf and their ship
got crushed and went down. They salvaged supplies, They went
and took one of the smaller boats, found a place
they could lodge up, and then essentially went to another
(32:29):
island to get help that wasn't there, and then they
had to catch the right current otherwise they would drift
out in the sea and die. And then that means
the guy's marooned that the island would die. And they
hedged their bets and found this island. And not only
did they got to the island, they had to hike
from one side of the island to the other and
through mountainous terrain and get back in enough time to
(32:50):
save those guys on the other side. And that side
it was crazy. It's crazy. It's absolutely crazy, and every
single member of his crew survived and it's only because
of him. So my point is, there are nights where
I go out, I walk and it's like eighteen degrees.
It's fifteen degrees, okay, But you think I swear to God.
I do because because you're gonna I swear it again.
(33:20):
But it's all frame of mind because those guys, like
I'd seen like these pictures. Uh, there was a photographer
that had filmed for a little bit, but they would
be outside in like twelve degrees working and sandwiching the
ship in like short sleeved shirts or whatever, and then
at night it would get incredibly cold, and I was like,
(33:40):
these guys did not have north face. They didn't have
any of it. They just had like the little bit
of clothing they did and they survived. And I every
time out and it's super coold. I'm like, it's just
a frame of mind. Is is it really that cold? Mess? Shorts?
I wear boys shorts and I roller blade. I go,
this is for you, Ernest. And I looked at that
north story and I point.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I walk out. I'm just triple fat, no goose.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Don't you think there are times where you're doing things
that are physical or mental and you know you can
supersede the circumstances with frame of mind. Do you ever
think that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
For sure, for sure. But I don't think about that
as most physical stuff because I don't do a lot
of physical stuff right, Like I don't like, I don't
go out a what But I think about like I'm
trying to problem solve or if i'm thinking right, work
through something like an issue that's coming through, Like I'm
trying to think of an example of something. But okay,
let's say I have had like a big decision to
come through and you break it down with the process, right,
you know, I'll think of Gary Oldstein, who's like a
(34:48):
Do you ever hear the story of Gary olds They
never read a book about him, So Gary Oldstein him?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
And are you making? You're making?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
They were stuck in Pennsylvania. Okay, the car broke down.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
You know I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You got a story about Gary Altstein. Car broke down
in Pennsylvania. Okay, there's ten of them in the woods. Okay,
Joe very a lost fimilarities to your's. Okay, they didn't know.
They'd go up the mountain and down the mountain, and
six of the guys are waiting more on the other tree,
and they guess back and Gary Olsen didn't lose one man.
And I think about it all, tak.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
This is the Donner Party. That's that's what you're telling about.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay, No, No, I do no, I do think. I
do think about that a lot. I was making a
joke there, but I do think about people who work
through I hate the saying it could be worse. I
do hate that saying. I do hate that because it's
always like you're comparing your misery to somebody else, which
is never. Never, nobody's story is equal nobody's services equal, right,
it could be worse. Of course, it could be worse,
but also could be better. So which way you're picking
(35:45):
it up from, like which way you're looking at? You know,
it doesn't make any sense to us to say that
it could be worse, it could be better, you know,
So it doesn't make any sense to me for that saying.
But I will say I sometimes I think of, Okay,
this is my biggest problem. Okay, so how do we
solve this problem? People are out there solving way better problems,
So that's I could relate to it in that way,
I would say.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
But could be better as the mindset that people are in.
And that's why you say, well it could be worse
because your present isn't where you want to be, because
it should be where it's better. Yeah, but it's so
when you're when you when it's not better, you're going,
well it could be worse. No, I think medicating yourself
back to the present. No.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I think people there are downgrading their their present. I
think it's downgraded and they say, well, it could be worse,
that's what they're dealing with. But no, it could be
better if you work harder. See what I'm saying, like
you're almost to your other way. You know, you're saying
it could be worse when people are like, you know,
oh I got this flat tire. Hey, it could be worse,
you know what, be like but like that in that situation. Yeah,
but it's a lot of people are like, hey, you
know what, I only make this much, But it could
(36:43):
be worse. But yeah, it could also be better if
you worked harder, you discipline yourself in a different way.
So I think it depends on the way that you're
the intention behind the saying.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I think that's that's probably what our listeners think when
they listen to Definitely.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's definitely No. They think it is worse, it's getting worse,
It is worse, presents it was worse, could be better. Well,
it looks like we found our title gov's episode whatever number.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
It is worse, all right, we have time for a
couple more.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That could be worse, yea, and also.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Could be better.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Charlie says, I'm turning forty in a few weeks and
my husband is ten years younger than I am. We're
a gay couple interested in adopting in the future. But
my age is a concern for me. My idea was
to adopt an older kid and get some years back.
But my husband is interested in a baby.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What should we do? Get both go one of each?
How old is so?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Charlie's forty and his husband is ten years younger.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Than thirty forty and thirty. I did a quick math
theft for I had my I mean I had my
second kid.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
At forty, I was thirty, I was thirty.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I was thirty nine when I had my first one,
and forty one and I had my second one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, yeah, thirty eight when I have my first.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
So I think you get you get some time. I
do see what the you know, if you want more,
if you want to be there and be able to
establish a better future for the kid and have more
time to set them up when they're We just spoke
about how like you don't remember much before six or seven, right,
I think he's trying to cut that time out. If
you get a seven year old whatever, you're starting to
make memories and bonding with the kid instantly, right, Yeah,
we're having more of an impact, should I say? And
(38:24):
they're long term life planned, you know, right, you had
more different years. But then this benefits to both sides.
I could see both sides of it. As far as
what you could do here, I mean, we can't answer
that for you. I would say, talk about it as
much as you can and see who's going to be
less unhappy with the kid, right, because somebody's going to
(38:48):
come out the way they want it to be.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah. Look, I would think that age. I think he's
fixated on the fact that he feels older. Yeah, but again,
I think much of what we talk about frame of mind.
So I think you got to stop with that because.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Out you can live to ninety yeah, right, and then
you get fifty years with this kid.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Robert de Niro just had a kid at eighty one.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
So did Pacino. I think Patina is the same thing.
So my only question between you guys is who's the bottom.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
That's a good question, I would say, maybe, but I
don't know it was one we should be asking.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Okay, maybe we should try to brass tacks Chuck figure
out talk to me.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah. I do think mortality is on the mind for sure,
for Charlie or whoever the old one is. I think
it was Charlie. But mortality is on the mind for
the old one. But then again, you'd never know how
long it's gonna, you know, last. So whatever I think
is going to make the couple happiest after you communicated
about it, I think that's a route to go that
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, I also think, Uh, I don't know, I'm gonna
cut it before you say it was I was seriously
like trying to answer this.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Forget it all out. That's great. No, I know you're
gonna make a joke.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, no, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Well, you should start doing that.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
How many beads is he should? Steve?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
We should name a full season called cutting Room Floor.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Oh a hundred percent starring Steve, all of it. I
would love that, all of it.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, i'd have to blur my face and you're one
of those voice like date line. Yeah, we just pixelated hover.
I love you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah. I would say to Charles that age should not
be an issue at all. Obviously, it's what what makes
you happy. But please don't think you're too old too sure,
I mean that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, my dad had me when he was forty eight,
so oh will he's seventy now I'm twenty two.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Wow, there you go, there's your answer, there's your answers
living and you're on mes.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yeah, you're just just firstly off first, okay, last question.
Ali says, this one's really fun. My boyfriend and I
are going into Joe's show at Foxwoods and bought meet
and greet tickets. What is something memorable we can bring
or do so that you remember us forever?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
I'll tell you right now, take the picture and thank
say thanks, and get the fuck out. I mean, honestly,
does everything have to you mean so, I mean, we like,
we shut up, just come in. If you just come in,
your polite and take the picture, he'll remember you because
it never fucking happens.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
This is what Steve, this is what this is coming from.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
We want to eat.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Steve has been on the road with me and we
can't eat till after the meat and great right, and
Steve is always hungry and that I'll have my meat
gred I'll He'll be like, how many of the meat
grid I'm like, you know, like one hundred and twenty,
be like, oh Jesus cried, and I will come back
to the green room and I'll just be sitting there
like an angry kid, like I'll be cranking to talk
to Jiggy ask about a stupid elephant, had stupid hat. Yeah,
(41:54):
so another ducks. So I said, uh I, I that's
coming from a place of I want to get out
of here.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
So I can so I can feed Stevie's no, no, no.
But but in all sincerity, I look, that's that's a
you question for me. I've just seen so many people. Look,
I totally get it right. It's like a meet and great,
you finally get to meet somebody that you're you see
on TV all the time. You know. My thing is
just like just be cool, just be cool, and you'll
stand out.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
It's it's the real moments. There is always to make
it For me. I love when somebody you know just
you know, you have a real moment, you laugh about
something and have a cool connection about things. You know.
For me, it's not like that's that one. Hundreds of
the time. Those of the people I remember, It'll be like,
you know, I met this really cool couple. I meant,
you know, yeah, and there Mark and I will talk
about it because Mark will be the back of the
meet and Greek too, and we'll you know, recap we're
(42:41):
talking about do you remember them? And whatnot. I think,
I think just being real and being human because it's
awkward for me as well, right, because it's a you know,
it's a weird experience to just be in there and
waiting down lot a line of people come to see
you like it's a wedding reception. So but it's cool
when it's just like it's normalized because I'm pretty normal,
you know. And people always say that too, They're like, oh, well,
you know you don't you know what am I gonna like?
I'm standing here like, Hi, how are you? He's just
(43:02):
saw me on stage, you know. And I actually like
to meet great a little bit more because I get
to like talk.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
But you disarm them with that, literally with that.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I also have candies I give people, can't you can't
And I'm snacking on those. Yeah, I see. I look
at Stephen Cordy's covered in chocolate, being like, are you done?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
He's amend joys my appetite ruling. But you do such
a great job of connecting with with your audience, and
you're really really giving and times I think your patient
too great patient, because there are there are some Look
I'm not saying everybody is, but there are certainly those
people that feel they're owed something or entitled or overbearing,
(43:41):
and you've always handled it with grace. I mean some
people are a little drunk, some people a little sauced.
It just you know, there's you see, you're seeing a
gauntlet of emotions coming at you every time, and you're
you're a great safe cracker of like knowing. Okay, left r.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah for sure. But I would just say have fun
and be normal. I think I think that's the best
to do. And if you wanted to bring me something,
I mean, you know, I never shy away from baked good,
a baked good.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
He loves a baked good.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, I love I love a hand drawn fan art.
I think those are always fun. Those are cool or
money just cash and an envelope.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I like when when you're on when people make custom
T shirts, shirts you or something. Those those I find
very fun.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Love people love doing that and people, you know, people
love putting my dogs on stuff. That's always so fun too. Yeah,
I have all these pictures, like people will drum my dogs.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
This is the thing on our set right here is
from a fan that drew two of my favorite dogs,
be warning Biscotti and gave me a meet and greet,
but uh yeah, I would just say I don't need anything.
I just need you to have a good time to
come out and left.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
You know, it's so crazy. I mean, I know we're
drawing to a close. But I had an experience for
I was in Vegas and it was like a double whammy.
Some in Vegas doing the Kimmel Show and there's a
young man with sunglasses on.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Right and.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Kind of like needling him a bit because he's out
this mom and I eventually asked him. I'm like, are
you are you visual impaired orre you?
Speaker 1 (45:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Are you just super cool? He's like, no, I'm actually
I'm legally blind. I can't see and I'm out here,
and I go, okay, well, by the end of my show,
you're gonna wish not only can you not see that
you couldn't hear. And the audience kind of groans and
he laughs, he laughs hysterically, right, and I make a
few other kind of like blind jokes or whatever, and
(45:25):
the audience is kind of groaning and he's dying laughing,
and I come down to the audience, so I go,
you guys don't get it, like he told me is
blind for a reason because he wants to be included.
He wants to And that's the thing like I think
people think, is like they hear these things and just
like the Expirits are going a comedy show is so
cathartic sometimes to people that he's going around.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
You're one of the crowd. You're one of the group.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's a pity party, right or oh my god, he
can't see. It's like, no, it's the opposite. He wants
to be shit on because this is his everyday life.
And he literally was one and I said, I never
asked to take pictures with the audience, but I took
a picture with him and his mom because there were
such great sports, fantastic and literally right across from him
(46:11):
was a young woman who was by herself, and I go, oh,
what happened? You know, how awful is your personality or whatever?
And so I pressed and I pressed, and she goes, well,
i'll just tell you I'm a widower and this is
like my first night out. I go, oh my, And
so the three of us ended up doing a shot together,
the blind kid and this young lady, and then she
(46:32):
became another focal point and it was one of those
things where I never had a show like that where
you have these two individuals that are like you, like
you see my show, where they're allowing me to kind
of go to these vulnerable parts and expose it, but
also it bec cathartic. And she came up to me
(46:54):
after this show and she's like, I needed this so bad.
And it's one of those things where it's like you
remember her forever. I literally will remember her forever, and
I'll remember him forever, and I remember that show. And
it's countless shows have done right, but I will absolutely
remember that show. So sometimes, like when somebody's like, hey,
this is really cool to be here and meet you,
(47:15):
sometimes it's the opposite. Sometimes it's like you hear what
somebody is going through, what brought them to that intersection
of light between you and them, And that to me
is like that's when it's like that, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, it gets cool for you to be that person.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
It's really cool. Yeah, And you know this, like this
is the sandbox I get to play in for an hour.
This is gonna be the best. And I have your
permission and you're on board, and you're gonna have a
great time, and we ended up doing two or three
shots together and she got sauced and then he got
sauced and the mom was like the mom was just
like over the moon, like this is one and they
were from Germany and oh wow, just visiting from Germany
(47:52):
and it couldn't have been nicer. That's great, dude.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Well that's it. I love us, I love you, I
love us, I love us, I love the Cool Moms.
I love what we've done here today. This is fantastic.
I mean, this episode could have been worse, could have
been better.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
We give, we give, and all they do is take.
All you guys do, but you do.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Give us good questions. And speaking of which.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Reckon they give you some questions toogle moms Pod at
gmail dot com or on.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Instagram at too Cool Moms Pod. Please follow us there
and of course like review share all that stuff. Come
see us on the road. If you want to get
made fun of by Steve, you can get tickets.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
To his shows Punch Up dot Live Steve Byrne.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
And then if you want to meet me at mine,
come to Joe Gattoofficial dot com.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
There we go, and Joe your constant tour. You you
just you're in the middle. I'm in the mix now.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, yeah you too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
My tour has not stopped since two thousand and ten.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Can't stop, won't stop, can't stop on and you're getting
hanging a kid, Hang in there, you're doing great.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
One of these days.
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