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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Too Teas in
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
And Tama Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hi. Cham morning.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's the morning of no I have twenty four hours
before twenty four hours the reunion. I know, I know.
I went to the eye doctor yesterday. Think I had
appointment today. Thank god they got me in yesterday because
they had to dilate my eyes and that lasts like hours.
So guess what what age related changes to my eyes?
(00:49):
She confirmed them old age related floaters and small spots
and shapes appear in the field of your vision because
you're getting old. Is what she took me. A shell
like substance. It feels the inside of your eye and
then it clumps up like the collagen in or something
clumps up, and then you see these floaters and then
(01:10):
you see a flashing light in the dark. Oh yeah,
she said it could last about six months.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh that's great. So are you on a medication or no?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Nothing you can do about nothing you can do about it.
And I mean, it's good to know because it's scary.
So if anybody has that. I was talking with Heather
yesterday and she goes, oh, I had that, and I go, oh,
she goes, yeah, age related. I go, that's what I needed,
is an optomologist to tell me, you old bitch, you
oh get out. I mean he was scared. He went
to the appointment with me. So but yeah, you're all good,
(01:43):
well anytime, you know. Of course, I'm a little freaked
out because you had vision issues I know months ago.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Sorry, I didn't get a chance to talk to you
that day that I found out the good news the candy.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You were very secretive. I knew you were having the scan.
I text you that night. What did they find out?
Radio silence? Then I thought, ah, she probably doesn't feel
good from doing immunotherapy. I literally was at the gym.
Caduen was on the pod and he texted me and said,
because you're recapping Orange County and obviously I can't, so
you're on with Dolores. He's like, oh my god, oh
(02:17):
my god. And he tells me I was crying at
the gym, just cry. I don't want to cry again,
but just crying. Eddie's on the treadmill and waiting for
him to get done. And he comes up to me
and he's like, what is wrong? And I go, they
can't detect any cancer. We start jumping up and down
inside of the gem. He's getting teary eyed. He's like,
(02:38):
this is the best news ever. Oh my god. And
then he text you from the gym, and on the
way home, he goes, I text her, but didn't you
say that her daughter has her old phone and she's
got a new number. I go, yeah, what number? He goes, Oh,
I texted to her daughter. So then I gave him
your number. I'm assuming he texted you.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yes, I texted him back. Don't think but yeah, no,
it's great. Now I just have to stay on immuna therapy.
I have to like really think. I mean, it's one
person chance. So I have to be so grateful to
all my friend's family, god, everybody, like this is a miracle.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah. I've read so many things, like you know, because
I talked about on the show. They're like, this isn't
your problem. This is Teddy's problem. Anybody that has somebody
so close that is going through this. It's a horrible
feeling that you have inside your family, your friends, your
close people. They're so everybody's so worried about you, you know.
(03:36):
And in the very beginning, we're at the hospital. I
sat there at the hospital and the doctor said to us,
you know, normally this is a six to nine month survival,
but immunotherapy is doing amazing things nowadays. You know, there
could be a miracle. And talking with Edwin, He's like,
she's going to be the miracle. She's going to be
the miracle. So my mindset when I started filming the
show was not good. I'm sad the entire time. But
(04:00):
you know, and then after I quit and came back
just because of you, sitting down with you and saying
when I got back from New Orleans, if I have
to do if I have to fight this, you got
to go fight those bitches.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, and we did it. Yep, we made you did it.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You did it, and it's your strong will. You're positive.
You never ever were like, you know, I'm not going
to beat it. You know me, if it was me,
I'd be like, oh God, okay, bye, everybody. I'd be
writing letters to read up my funeral and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like for some reason, I just felt it like inside
like I'm going to beat this, and now I just
want to you know, continue on trying to be as
positive I can and get back to feeling like myself again.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So you know, during the whole process, I was doing everything,
reaching out to whoever I could, doctors, psychics. Scott Cruz,
who's the one who detected or told this that Brooks
did not have cancer. He told me that you were
going to pull through. And there's a bigger picture to this.
(05:08):
It was about teaching you to relax and calm down
and all these things and not worry so much.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And I am calmer, you are, I am calmer.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Can't I give you chills? We should have him on.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I know, we should have him on and have him
tell us what we need to know. I mean, but
it is, it takes a lot more to get me
upset these days. Yeah, like I you know, I'm like,
h whatever, what is what's the saying? Water off a
duck stucks go?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, yeah, we're so good at sayings. But it's yeah,
it's really exciting, and so the best news ever, best news.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And then I know you have to go through another
year of muno therapy and that's not fun. But it's
got to be a different mindset each month when you go.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
In knowing that it worked. Yeah, knowing it's working. But
it's something that I've learned. In order to be considered
cancer free, you have to be it has to be
three years.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, At what point can they say you're in remission
after three years? After three years, after three years, and
the reason they're keeping you on immune therapy.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Is to make sure that it doesn't come back. Okay,
So the longer that I stay on immune therapy, obviously
it's working on my body and we're just making sure,
you know, we're covering every precaution.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So I see a little pep in your step because
page six, Oh God just posted pictures of you and
a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is so funny. I love that, Like we're on
a walk and people are like Teddy's ex boyfriend back
at days after cancer related issues.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well, no one can say that was a stage picture
because if it was stage, you wouldn't have been wearing
that outfit.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I mean between my outfit and his mustache.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I don't mind his mustache, juy of a sache like
facial hair. You don't know, remember when Edwin had like
a little bit of a scruff.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You're like absolutely not, No, I'm not a facial hair person,
but you know, yeah, it's such early stages and it's
just nice to have comfort, and you know that he's
such a good guy. And yeah, I've been I mean,
I've been dating this whole time. It's just more that
(07:41):
I got a picture from paparazzi where I look like
I mean, I'm wearing a onesie.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
A printed onesie. I'm carrying bohemian printed onesie.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm carrying my iPad because I was watching Slate ride.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh my gosh, the celebration we're going to have.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I know, I can't wait till we have it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I am going to see you. I think it's next
week because we're going to do it in person podcast.
And I was wondering if I could perm your hair
that day. No, well, I just I saw Angie doing it,
and I know I can do it. And your hair
is long enough to get around. We can make like
a little curls all over your head.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Are you going to only perm a portion of it?
Like did you see how she only permed the front? No?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
No, No, I can do your whole head. You can
have all curly hair, and then maybe we could do
it at Bravocon.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
My hair is pretty curly these days, like look at
the sides like it's Crazy've.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Heard of people that have gone through like chemotherapy. I
don't know if community therapy is the same or radiation
and their hair comes back curly. Yeah, it happened to my.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Neighbor, So maybe I have curly hair now.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Nice, nice nice. Can you tell me a little bit
of about Alexis Bilino's wedding.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh, it was so beautiful, it was just it was rustic.
It was at the ranch in Laguna Beach, which I
have never been to. You would never know you were
at the at the ocean. It is like you're in
the woods underneath all these big I think there were
oak trees. There's about one hundred and fifty people there.
They did a ceremony for the children, and then it
(09:25):
was very non traditional. There was no like big cake
cutting ceremony or garter you know, bouquet throwing. Then we
went up to the restaurant area venue area I guess
you would call it of the ranch, and they had
the ranchers hat. It's called Ranchers Hat standard something like that,
(09:46):
and they make custom made cowboy hats for you almost
like a chemo Sabby talking branded that you could put
the bands on it, all that stuff, and then inside
everything was decorated so beautifully, like there was just so
much love, so much love, and it was just amazing
beautiful from Bravo was there. I obviously I was there.
(10:09):
Joe was there. Then we had Galina from McBee Dynasty.
Heather was invited, but she had a family day for
her daughter's college, so she couldn't make it.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, it was it was just it was fine and drama,
A drama free day.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, drama free day. Absolutely. Then the next day she
was so like just calm. And the next day she
had family and some close friends over and they had
like a breakfast, a brunch set up and yeah, it
was just beautiful.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh that's so nice. Well tell her, I said, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
We need to get her on the pod so she
can talk.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
More about it. Yeah, so she can give us the details.
So we've got some housewife headlines here. This first one
is pretty sad to read. Aaron Phifer's cousin claims he
hit Denise threatened to kill us while testifying in the
divorce battle. This is on People Magazine. Kathleen McAllister the
(11:13):
cousin of Denise Richard's ex Aaron. So it's not Denise's cousin,
it's Aaron's cousin who is backing up Denise's previous claims
of abuse. Kathleen appeared virtually during a quartering she claims
she witnessed Aaron give Denise a black eye. On January seventeenth,
twenty twenty two. In court, Kathleen, who worked at fifir's
(11:34):
medical office in Malibu as a holistic energy practitioner, went
on to demonstrate how Aaron had allegedly hit Denise with
the palm of his hand.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Fuck yeah, I mean that's just horrible. Thank god she
got away from it, thank.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
God, thank God. It's just really this next one, oh please.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So you don't really usually talk about her, but Leslie
the door on her Instagram post for Halloween is dressed
up like a housewife holding an orange on a green screen.
And then she she captioned it needed a last minute
Halloween costume, Like is she trying to be Shannon? Like
that's just weird.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's so weird. I can't understand why she would think
this was a good idea. And also she posted it
way before Halloween, so she got a last month. Well,
I mean it's not Halloween.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Oh yeah, true, I used to think about it.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, the last minute. You needed a last minute costume? Really,
because you've got a month? Yeah, go on trying to
make me cringe. But when I looked it up, it
had two comments.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Two comments, and uh with thirteen she had more reposts
because people were like, what the.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
F Oh she restricted comments, that's why she only had two.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Then why post it?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Why post? I don't follow her.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I think she hasked me blocked.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But I don't follow her either. No, thank you. This
next one, Portia Williams is talking to two people, a
man and a woman, four months after finalizing divorce from Simon.
Portia has confirmed this is also on People magazine. Porsia
has also confirmed she is dating again four months after
finalizing her divorce. During a panel at Culture Con, she
(13:31):
said she was talking to two people, a man and
a woman. She also opened up how she's struggling to
let go of past dating behavior she learned with being
with narcissists. Well, good for her.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
All I can say is people be careful what you
say housewives about your exes. So allegedly Todd Napola is
suing NBC Bravo for defamation. According to TMZ, Todd is
taking Bravo and NBC to court, claiming the network straight
up light about his finances to juice up the storyline
(14:03):
around his ex wife Alexia for season six and seven. Todd,
who claims he's worth one hundred million, is saying he
never bounced a check, never missed a payment, and never
had a financial problems in his life. Meanwhile, Real Housewives
and Miami allegedly painted him as a broke as broke
and struggling just to make Alexia Store more juicy for viewers.
(14:23):
The suit calls out multiple episodes in which castmate Adriana
supposedly spread false claims for Oh, I wonder if he's
going to go after any castmates too, from saying Todd's
business was tanking to suggesting he might have to break
his lease and downgrade his apartment.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I mean this is didn't he already sign on to
do the show?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah? I mean I think once you sign that contract,
I mean, if people can sue for whatever, and then
you've got to waste your money trying to defend yourself.
But yeah, I don't know where this is going to go.
Because he has previously signed a contract.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Why is he so angry?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, maybe because everybody was talking about him.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But I can't even be bothered to watch his like
fifteen minute posts on Instagram. I don't even watch them.
I see say if they like show up, it's on
my algorithm for whatever reason. And then they come up
and I'm like, nope, not watching, No, thank you, no
thank you, moving on. I'd rather watch pretty much anything else. Yeah, So,
(15:28):
oh my god, that's pretty bananas. We're going to recap
season six, episode four of Salt Lake City. So what
(15:51):
do you think?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
This was a doozy? It was? It was low it
almost are you getting to feel it feels scripted?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's starting to feel a little bit that way. Yeah,
Like it's starting to feel like these girls are like
planning these things out.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Because the things that they say to each other are
so bad. And I've always said in the past, like
I'd love to go on that show because they can
fight and make up. But this stuff is just bad.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
This is bad, and it's getting worse and worse. And
guess what we saw what's her name again, Amy? Yeah,
we saw Amy the socialite.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
So Amy must be they're testing her as a friend of.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Maybe she didn't say any words.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I know she probably did. It all got cut, it
was all cut.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
We didn't hear any words so far. But Amy, oh, at.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
A party at her house. She's been at multiple parties.
She just doesn't talk.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
She doesn't talk so far. But maybe she's coming in maybe,
maybe she's coming in hot.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Ain't coming in. No, she ain't coming in hot. So far.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, I mean we're supposed to talking about that. She
was going to be a friend of, but then she
walked away.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
After seeing what she's seeing, She's like, screw this.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, if you have money, why would you want to
do this?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, Like, I mean this is brutal. I mean every
single part. So it starts, it's Lisa's clarity. Lunch continues,
Whitney removes herself from the table. Lisa comes at Angie
and her salon, saying she only owns one and a
half salons. Angie snaps back, you do French fries, I
do franchise, Angie.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Why did she say French fries? Because she's always doing
stuff for Wendy's.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I think so is that what it?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I'm like, wait, how about Mary. How about Mary going
what'd she say? What'd she say? And then somebody told
her and she goes.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
That was good, that was a good one.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But then Angie tells Lisa she is supporting her son's brand,
Fresh Wolf, even though it is a Sea Line brand
and belongs in Walmart.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Hey, don't be don't be a dis Walmart. Some of
these bigger brands go to Target and Walmart and they
just sell just like, you know, quantities of things.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah. I mean, come on, if they've got the big
quantities being sold at Walmart, I'd be really excited.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Do you think Angie's line was pre rehearsed or off
the cuff? I mean, all I know is that Mary
Mary laughing about it was my favorite part.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Angie's lying. I think it's something she thought about. That's
I think she had it in her head. It was
cursed for sure, because if not, it's like, well, but
why is owning three salons enfranchising the rest at disk
because when you franchise, you get a percentage of those businesses. Correct, right?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
But she was what Angie was upset about was she
was saying that she only owned one and a half
salons but apparently she owns three salons and then franchise
the rest. She just doesn't want things misspoken about her business,
is what I'm assuming.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, they're going deep into everybody's business.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, like let's talk about personal lives or something else.
But this all this business talk, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, digging up lawsuits and all that.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, but then it's it's funny when anybody else is talking,
everybody's talking over them. But then when Heather is talking,
so Heather interrupts and tells them they are both going low.
Everyone at the table is silent.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Well, don't you feel like Heather kind of loves to
stir the pot and then acts like I don't want
any drama. Yeah, and she's all disgusted by the drama.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, but meanwhile everyone listens to her with like bited breath.
Lisa tells Angie that she is sensitive about their friendship,
and then Lisa gets emotional, telling Heather about how much
she loves her. The way that these women can go
to like the depths of hell at fighting and then
being back to friends in the matter of voice, you
(19:59):
should be study.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
They scream, they throw napkins, They then they clink glasses
and say they want to move on. I mean my
cast could use a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I needed to tell Whitney though, Like, you can't cheers
with no wine in your cup. It's bad luck, oh
is it? Yeah, it's like cheersing with water.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Oh, water's bad too.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, you're not supposed to cheers with water.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Shit. I cheers with water at Alexis's wedding. Oh god,
I don't want to bring them bad luck.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, you're not, so just to cheers at an empty
cup or water? Well shit, Well, sorry about your luck.
Next time, make a spritzer of sparkling water spritzer. Maybe that.
I don't think there's any rules about that.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Okay, I'll remember that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Then Lisa and bron and meat to But anyway, this
entire scene is so blown up.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Do you think that she was just eager to just
move on because they don't want to fight with each
other all season?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
But then they keep fighting. But I don't know. I
still don't understand the pictures. I don't understand why there's
a picture of her and her husband. I'm not over
understanding this yet. Oh last week's episode, Yeah, well they
showed it this week again. They showed like the picture
of her Lisa and her husband. I mean, I guess
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because they were alluding to the other man with the amex.
It's all so dirty, it's all so much. What about
when Lisa goes, well, don't get mad that they just
want me from my shiny beautiful hair.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
And she does have shiny beautiful hair, and she's like, no,
you have your own brand. Why are you doing this?
Why wouldn't you be promoting your own brand and the
marketing are you doing?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
And then later in the episode, she's like, yeah, Jessica,
she scott. What did she say? Her color of her
hair was bowling ball black bowling.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Where does Angie come up with this shit?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I don't know, because it can't.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Her brain needs to be studied.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I know her brain needs to be studied, and how
they move on needs to be studied. It's a combo
of confusion. Then Lisa and bron would meet to talk.
In the premiere Vita Tequila Lounge, Lisa apologized for the
same thing she has said in the past. I agree
not to talk about John or Todd and move forward.
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But bron Win's ability to make Lisa squirm and a
way none of the other woman can because.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Braman's really smart, Like, she's really smart, is good at
making her. Lisa is more like me. When she gets
back to the corner, she's like, none of your fucking business. Yeah,
She's like to fuck you, none of your fucking business.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, you're an asshole.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yeah, like I get sometimes I shut dick.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah she gets. She has a touch of
the Tameras.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
She does Touch of the Tameras podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh we're going, but they seem to be like kind
I always wear.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Those pants and when she's walking in, I'm like, what
the hell is she wearing?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I almost wore those jeans. I was like, those are jeans.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
That's what I thought too. She had a clutch there
was probably about thirty inches long, and it was just
a big old one hundred dollars bill earth. I don't
even know what it was. It was money.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I couldn't even see it. There's too many patterns going on.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
There's a lot of patterns. A very very colorful person,
very colored, kind of like her mom.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Then Mary goes to
see the updates to her church. She finds a little
piece of a nail that's poking out. She's not thrilled
about it.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
What I mean, the whole church is being redone she
finds one nail, of course she does. Wow, did it
Mary's grandmother give the church to Mary's mother?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
That's what I don't fully understand. Something was askew with
Mary's mother, because they said at the time that she
was trying to do it. It was it was not
going on.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Was it Mary's mother or Mary's grandmother that gave Mary
her husband? I think it was Mary's grandmother, her grandmother,
her grandmother, Her grandmother really liked her.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I got a little confused because they were talking about
the mother and then that what the mother wanted, and
then that's not actually what the grandmother wanted. And then
the church. I didn't even know the church had closed
for two years.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Well, we haven't seen the church since Mary's I think
first season. And remember they showed it boarded up.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh you're right, Oh right, okay, so they're coming.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Back and that that was her cousin, right, that's yes, remodeling,
and she says it took a year to put floor down.
But you know, he's family. Mary is just TV gold.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I love Mary so much. It's so funny how housewives
can change, because I remember the first season, I didn't
love Mary so much, and now I just now that
she's engaged and clocked in, I love her so much.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
And she gets away with not having That's when you
know you have the big personality when your husband doesn't
even have to film.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
No, we don't even have to see him, don't have
to see him. But she does film with her son,
I know, I know, which is really heartbreaking, but she
does always end up filming with her son, so she
has we are getting home life.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, well that's like, that's like Sophia and Eddie's been
pushed out because Sophia is more engaging when we filmed
together at home.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Sorry Eddie, Sorry, He's like fine with me, He's like
good were for me. Then Heather goes to Angie Salon.
Andreie tells her that Lisa's assistant showed up to collect
the freshwolf products the other day. The fact that they
were talking about these freshwolf products but yet they were
in the storage unit, not even being sold.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And then they show Lisa's assistant showing up. I mean,
obviously they knew that was happening. It was planned because
she was miked, Yeah, it wasn't like she just suddenly
showed up at her door. I need those products.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I don't understand she wanted the six hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Maybe that's what Angie paid for the product, But I
don't understand why she did this. Didn't they just make up? Yeah,
they just made up, and then all of this and
then the text messages back and forth.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I mean, according to Heather, the reason why she went
back and Lisa went back and did this this was
because she brought up her son and so she was pissed.
And then Angie instead of just kind of taking it
on the cuff, she fought back.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
But their text messages were actually hilarious. Yeah, well eight dollars,
I can send my cleaning people to go because your
Salona is Dusty.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
So Dusty gave.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Your money and pay off some of your lawsuits. Go
back and forth the Mecca. They're like children.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, Andre writes back to Lisa that she should send
the money to one of the people, claiming she owes
them money. Oh gosh, you didn't you go to cosmetology school.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I went to nail school. Yeah, nail school.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Did you learn a lot on shit talking there?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I was nineteen twenty and I can't remember that far back.
I have age related eye problems now because I'm not old.
Fuck my life, geez gosh.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
But then Whitney and Britney meetup, which I thought was
a weird meetup.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Well it looked for to me. I feel like Brittany
just is not Jellen with this group.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
And she apologizes.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, they both said. I've never been to your house.
Never been to your house either.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And I don't know nothing like friends, nothing like type friends.
Brittany apologizes for what she said about Whitney's business. Brittany
shares that she and Jared are together, and then Brittany
Whitney thinks Brittany needs to talk with her daughter to
see if she's okay with her dating him. Somebody please
tell me why that really quick, and then we can
go back to this. Why why why was Britney stroking
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a cactus?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I was gonna say the same thing. She was sitting
there stroking a cactus non stop, and I'm like, does
it not hurt? Finally find needles on it.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Whitney took it away from her.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
She's like, just stop with the cactus, just put it down.
But I will say, Whitney was giving her good advice.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I thought it was good advice to but she's not
going to take it. Yeah, so the advice is essentially,
listen to your daughters. Give your daughter's time. You not
listen to your daughter, Give your daughter the time that
she needs, and stop worrying about men for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Well, Brittany admitted it's hard to not choose a man
over her children. Say what, I know, this girl is
so backwards. Maybe it's like, well, the Mormons traditionally believe
you need to be married, not have kids to reach
the highest level of heaven.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Jemmy Edmunds.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Brittany's talking about that her and Jared are going to
try to move forward to get engaged again. Like that,
what is she doing?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I think they must just fight, break up, get back together.
That's not who you want to marry together now. But
I think she's at a place where she just wants
to be married so badly. She's willing to overlook all
of these red flags.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
But I'm pretty sure there's other gentlemen and you tall
that she can meet, date work towards that I think
she has, and she just falls back and old.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Jared, I don't think anything's going to change with the
Jared and Brittany of it all. I think it's going
to stay just as it is.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
She should move on.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Then Bronwin and her mom catch up.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Ouch.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh my gosh, this was really hard to watch.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I think that Muzzy needs a muzzle.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh my gosh. So her mom shames Bronwin for her
parenting style because Bronwin lets her daughter's boyfriend live here.
Bronwin talks about the trauma she went through with her
mom when she was pregnant. Her mom didn't let Brounwin
feel happy about her pregnancy, and then Bronwin says her
mom thinks that bron Win's pregnancy was the hardest on her.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I just don't get this. I mean Brown being pregnant
at the same time as her sister and her mom
buying the baby gift for her sister's baby and not her. Yeah,
seriously fucked up.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Bron mom agreeing to film is great for us, but
terrible for her.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I know, terrible, but I think that at the end
of the day, it's kind of like Sutton in her mom.
We understand Sutton a little bit better now that we've
seen she's a product of her environment. The same with Bromwin. Yeah,
like her mom is so hard on her, but it
doesn't seem like she followed suit with her daughter. She
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wanted to break away from that.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, I don't think she falls suit with that. But
I think her husband's hard on her.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Well, she married her mom.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, I mean I think she goes through a lot,
and I think that's why she's very you know, particular
about standing up for herself and with the women, because
she's not even able to with her mom.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Well, I think that Bramin's constant need for approval and
validation stems from that, Yeah, stems from her childhood from
her parents. It was just it was heartbreaking to watch.
I couldn't imagine growing up like that.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
No.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I And also like then she was like pretty much
what was it that she said? Like you would drop
your daughter off? If not, you'd have.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
To put her in the system. Yeah, yeah, I was like,
And Bronwin looked at her like, are you you really
just said that right now? You really just said that?
That was such a low blow, Like She's like, no,
I would take on two jobs to take care of
my child. I would never give her up like that.
(32:42):
Was like, whoa when I got I was seventeen when
I got pregnant, and my mom's first initial was, you know, screaming,
I'm too young to be a grandmother. And she was
pissed off and mad and upset, and then.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
She kind of made it about herself.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
No, she was just not the life. She on it
for me not you know, she's a little bit made
about herself. But my mom after that initial response was
so happy and so excited. They set us up in
a house that they owned, they had rental houses. They
threw a wedding, they did all the things, and she
would watch Ryan when I was working. Like, she was
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very excited after that. She was a very young grandma.
She was in her thirties.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, I'm actually surprised that bron Win's mom would watch
her daughter.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah after yeah, well, I mean that she would want
her to watch the daughter.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
I mean, it's it's unbelievable to watch and the fact
that the mother lives there, I know, I.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Just I mean, if she taught I always think this,
if you're going to say these things on camera where
you normally kind of filter yourself a little bit, you know, people,
you know, non housewives what does she say off camera?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Oh, what does she say off camera? That's hopefully she nicer.
Hopefully she's like playing it up for the camera.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Maybe there's people that do that too. There's also like,
you know, they could have had a one hour scene
and she could have said a million nice things, but
they only picked you know, they plucked out those.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
And honestly, has has Bronwin had like her tear ducts removed?
Because she never cries.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
She's probably just not She's like Dolores, Dolores, she never cries,
and she wants to punch somebody that does cry.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Like I know, I'm like I would be bawling.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
It's probably the way she was raised. Yeah, she's so
near to it and new to it.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Then Meredith and Angie meet. Angie tells Meredith what happened
with the assistant picking up the hair products. Angie tells
Meredith that Lisa told her to look up things about
Meredith's family, like bankruptcy, so that Antie had leverage when
she and Meredith were fighting. I think I think Angie
made a bad move here.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I do too, I do too. This reminds me of
last year when Shannon pulls up a two year old
text message and took it out of context and gave
it to Jen. It's dirty when you are friends with
somebody for a long period of time and you're digging
up old shit to try and giving it to other
people to try to hurt that person, You're an asshole.
(35:20):
And Angie, this is an asshole move.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Because even if if what she is saying is true,
she doesn't have the relationship with Meredith to even convince her.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, and Meredith, Meredith and Lisa have been friends for
many years, right.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
For many years. I mean they've had some hiccups, clearly,
but they've been friends for a long time. I mean,
I'm just looking at all these cast photos right now,
and I have to tell you the face sheet Angie
has the sunglasses on.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I have to have it because of my memory.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh of course she has her sang glass long. But
why do you think Angie is telling Meredith this now
because the fight has gotten so dark that she needs
to pull stuff out. Because I can kind of understand that,
like sometimes when people come at you so hard, you're like,
but you did this. But what she got into detail
(36:17):
about pulling up information about her family bankruptcies, you know,
things like that. Like, it's still not a good move.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Still not a good move.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I think it just came from a place of anger.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I think it came from she wants to kind of
push out Lisa and show her true colors, and so
she's willing to do anything to do so. But in
doing that, it just makes her look bad, not Lisa.
And I'm like, Lisa's doing a good enough job of
making herself look bad, you don't really need to do it.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I enjoy Lisa.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I enjoy Lisa too, but she's I mean a lot.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Who do you think goes darker with their comments? I
think Lisa or Angie. I mean they're both pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
But who do you think is Angie's more cutting? Angie's
smarter about what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, so too.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I think Lisa gets louder.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
And there's a lot of go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, but I don't think she's saying yeah. But there's
not a ton of like depths to it, and there's
not a ton of explanation where Angie has an answer
for everything. She's quick, quick witted, she's quick witted, and
she has an answer for everything.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Well, now we have a new fight. Guys, we have
a new fight on her hands, and that's going to
be between Meredith and Lisa.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah. Do you think they're going to be really good?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
And do you think there's proof?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I don't think there's proof.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I think this is not going to be Lisa's best year.
I feel like she's going to be getting attacked by
everybody on the cast, and I feel her pain.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
I also feel like there's some outside awkwardness between some
of the other women that need to get a little
bit more involved, but in a different way, not about
the businesses.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Like you mean, they need to speak up.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, need to speak up, need to like have each
other's back a little bit more. I mean marriage just
said Meredith just said it's her takedown season and she's
fighting with Heather.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
So it's her takedown season. Okay, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, she said that in an interview.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Wow. So there's going to be a bazillion fights.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah. So we're just at the beginning.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, and I love that. I hate when they harp
on the same damn thing all season long.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah. So I think we're going to move away from
businesses and get into new fights. I wonder what Meredith
and Heather could be fighting about who knows?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
I feel like so far, I mean we're only a
few episodes in, but Heather has been kind of more
of like the peacekeeper and trying to stop the fighting.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah, krying to be immediate and confused, because that's what
I said at the beginning. I'm like, everyone's kind of quiet.
They listen to her, then they take her advice. It
was like that last season too, Remember what they like
to sit down at that dinner? And yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:35):
How many episodes does Saltlake usually do? How does it down?
Is it the normal seventeen? Because it's weird because Jersey
would do like twelve. Orange County always does nowadays seventeen
since I've been back, not counting the reunion, some of
these shows don't do as many episodes.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Season five is sixteen and three reunions.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Okay, they do a lot, so we have a ways
to go. What happens between Meredith and Heather about do
you want to get a stripper pole in your house?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Do you want to put it up for me?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
If I can shake my booty in your face like
she did her husband and I didn't need to see
his feet.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'm so glad I didn't see this at.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
His feet they show us. I'm like, I don't need
to see guy's feet. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I don't, I know, I don't need to see feet.
But yeah, for some reason, I'm we're not saying a
ton even though we saw that scene with Brittany, we're
not seeing a ton of.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Is Brittany a friend? I forgot? Is she a friend
or is she full time? She's a friend, she's a friend.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Okay, she's a friend, but so far I haven't felt
any connection with her and anybody else.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
I heard from one cast member it only gets worse
for her. Oh really, let's see how that plays out well.
Either way, the girls are bringing it and I'm excited
to be watching it. But also this season is it's
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a lot. It's a lot so far, but it always
is a lot. These things go hard.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
I think we forget how much it is because we
watched so many of the other Housewives shows and then
we get to them and we're like, holy shit, I know.
I mean, you guys over at Orange County are getting
upset over.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Like not seventeen years ago or something from seventeen years ago, Like, oh,
could you imagine these layouts in the fights and the
I mean tamor.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I want you to bring that energy to the reunion.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Oh, my energy's gonna be on fire.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Okay, good it is? Walking Yeah? No walking now, no
walking off. I need you dialed in.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, dialed in.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
You're ready.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Are you going to check at the reunion?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah? And then you can go back yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Fuck.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, I'm gonna wear a trucker hat.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Truck your hat.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
What if I pull a pan Anderson and just go
make it free?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Then you'd be pulling me every day at the pod.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah. But you look beautiful without makeup. Remember I have
aging eyes, so.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
You can't see well enough to see how I love.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah. Well, although I've been using the salmon sperm on
my face for I don't know, two three weeks now.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Is that why your face looks pregnant?
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Do I have puffer face?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You look stunny?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I'm telling you it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Why did they send me any I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
I think it's a sponsored for me that got sent
to me, and I just they gave me four bottles
and I just keep using it up. But I will
say I can speak for it for sure. It is amazing.
Then I got a micro needling too.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
What's the brand? Do you remember?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
It's it's yourself, but it's not spelled yourself. It's why
you are s LF or something like that. It's in
a white skinny box and it looks like a big
fancy syringe, night, morning and night. I put it on
my skin and I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
So listen yourself. If you guys are listening to this,
I would like some salmon sperm. Come on, give it
to me, and if.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
You want to have salmon babies, you can just interect
it in your WALLO. I didn't tell you what You're pregnant?
Speaker 2 (43:43):
No, God, No, my period's back.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
That's great, what I know?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But I thought it was going to be gone forever.
I thought I had gone through metopause. But it's back.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Teddy. You are a pure miracle. You really are.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
The other day I was like, hold on, is this like? Well?
A couple of days before, my boobs were hurting, and
I was like, hold on, I'm ovulating. Oh no, And
then a couple of days later I started my period.
I'm like, what I thought I was done with? What?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Nine months?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yes? Nine months?
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Nine months? You were pregnant. She didn't have a period.
But that's good news. That means everything's good coming back
to Yeah, do you feel any better?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I feel a little bit better. Actually, I do feel.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Like it's because you know the outcome now.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
I think it's because I've started to settle into what
my life is now, whereas before I was struggling. Yeah,
it was just I was chaos. Like I was just
going through chaos.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
But are you able to U work out again? No,
not yet, not yet, because I know that will me.
I'll know then you are complete.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah. Once I can start doing that, I might even
actually join all in and get a coach and have
them like start holding me accountable to doing it, because
I think I've gotten out of the habit of it.
I've been sleeping in later. I haven't been you know, for.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
A great reason. Today you have to let your body
recover from immunotherapy.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
But even if I just went on a walk right now,
I'm going on probably like three walks a week because
I and it's been so hot here, I haven't been
able to work out in my gym. It's like you
have to do the walks outside in the morning, and
the gym is like so hot, but now it's starting
to finally cool off, and I think once it cools off,
(45:45):
I'm going to start getting into it again because I
think I really really miss jogging. I miss it like
I love it. I miss it so much. And plus,
like my body has fully changed. It's like I'm not
just not working out. You mean it's changed. Yeah, it's
like a skin suit.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Well you probably lost all your muscle.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, so what happens? I want to get back into it.
I just am trying not to overdo it.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
To do it. Well, you'll know when you're completely recovered
when you can taste your own farts.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Oh. Between her saying you can taste your own farts
and Stacy's breath, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
When she said that, Heather's face is like, I don't
even know what to say.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
But don't act like you've never done that.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Say far she was classy. She said, passing gas.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
But don't act like you've never knows gas.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
And you can you have your mouth open and you
can taste it.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Did you know you can't smell your own breath.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Even if you do this?
Speaker 2 (46:54):
No, what.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
You know?
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Whose breath I can smell?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Eddie's in the more.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
For Eddie for sure.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
He could smell mind.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Look, do you guys kiss before you brush your teeth?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
He always like runs over, like puts his fail do
that to me? But he does brush his teeth. And
I always get up earlier, earlier, and I come in
my office and he always press his teeth and come in,
comes in here and gives me a kiss and walks out.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I love that. You guys are the cutest, all right,
we the cutest. He is the cutest. Well, thanks you guys,
and good luck tom Good.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I'm leaving for La today at two o'clock. I'm gonna
go and chill here and makeup for going up. Maybe
have a dinner, go to bed early, and up at
six in the morning. Yeah, and then you're gonna read this.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
You're gonna be You're gonna be good, and you're not. Okay,
these are the things final reminders. Let's try not to cry. Yeah,
let's try not to get up from our seat.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
No, I've never gotten up from a reunion. I don't believe.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Okay, and now double fuck you is.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Can't promise that one? Sorry, nope, sorry you lost me there?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Ah shit, well either way, I can't wait to see it,
and I know you're going to kick some ass because
you're the best. Thank you, MVP.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
And then Friday, I am going to Big Bear and
I told Eddie we are going to ride bikes. We're
gonna go hiking, We're gonna have secks, We're gonna go
out to dinner. We're gonna cook dinner. We're gonna go
have frozen yogurt. Okay, you're like, ok, I got a
list of things that we're going to do because I
feel like my whole this last two weeks. You know,
when you know what's coming up, your mind is consumed
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with everything, and you know I have the ship that's
said on the show. I don't even think twice about it.
And then you've like, I don't care. I don't care,
gotcha what you say about me? I don't care. But
then I have to care because if I don't bring
a proof or whatever, then you know, I like, like
I don't.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Can you do your hair in a boufont like Gretchen
does please this big with a headband? Yeah? I would
really appreciate it if you do. Yeah, that looks sexy,
that looks good.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Can't wait to see your problem dress
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, tray sheet all right, thanks guys, Bye,