June 3, 2025 • 37 mins
Guess who’s pissing us off the most this season on SLOMW?! From willingly backstabbing her friend to being caught on a hot mic… Yikes!
Plus, which husband is finally in our good graces? And, do we think Zac’s recent accusations against Jen are fair?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And Tamra Judge. What the You've been gone forever?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It was ten days? It feels like it was ten
and a half.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It was ten months.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I was gone ten months and a Motel six. No,
it wasn't a Motel six, but it may as well
have been. So I just started having Linnen. So I
had Lenner for like, I don't know, ten days.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's what I do normally, Yeah, I usually, except for
last night. Last night we had Spencer's girlfriend's family over
and had dinner.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
At a regular time.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
At a regular time, but normally, like at three o'clock
we'll eat. I mean that's when you know you're getting.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Old, so you can go to bed by seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I know who's not getting old the Mormon Wives.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But the episodes, it's starting to get a little because
I think it's so scripted.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
My one of my producers told me that he's like,
it's I go have you watch He's like too scripted
for me.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's giving me like original Laguna Beach vibes or the hills,
and you know how they all came forward and said, like,
you know, this wasn't exactly what happened, because you can
tell by their TikTok. So the girls are mocking it themselves.
They're like when they say, we're not friends in real life,
but yeah, here we are drink ding ding ding whatever.
(01:39):
I'm like, whatever, banana.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I can't my kids keep doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Like God, Heather, when we were on our trip or something,
She's like, we gotta do the chicken banana and I'm like, no, we.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Got we gotta do me and you got to do
the flip one that I tried to do with cruise
because I think you could follow better and instructions the
one I did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, I weigh twice as much as him, so I
don't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's not about weight, it's about balance and it's about
putting your foot in the right place. But I kept
telling him, put your foot on my legs, and he
kept putting it in the crease.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Of it, and I watched.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I was like, you're almost there. That's like the Titanic
one right where you.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, well, Anyways, next week when I see, let's do.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Some titan We nailed this. We nailed it at Twud's con.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, so we're talking about episodes six
and seven. None of the girls like Whitney, none of
the girls like Jen.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Whitney. Why, which
I never thought that I would. I don't know, I like,
I just feel like they're holding such a grudge against her.
It's like, come on, you don't have to be mean.
It's like they're voting, like, nope, nobody's voting for you.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You're not back in mom talk that. It's just it's
just it's giving mean girl.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Vibes to me, especially when she cleaned up Jen's house
when Jen was going through it, She's like trying to
be in her redemption era.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Not only she cleaned up her house, she waited there
because she knew that her mental state wasn't good. Wanted
to make sure that her husband was there and she
wasn't home alone. She went back and talked to the girls,
didn't tell them what she was going through, just told
them that she was pregnant, which I don't know. The
other girls are really starting to piss me off?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Which girl pisses you off the most? Where do I
start to me pisses me off the most?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, I would say, well, especially when.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I know I'm skipping ahead, but I don't even care.
But she calls herself the she should be paid the most,
and that.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
She well, she thinks that she's main character. Energy is
what it is. And I'm like, wait a minute, girl.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You've got tea energy. No, she don't. We're not going
to fight here me and you today on this Monday.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, I'm gonna go out there and say, like, why
do you you need to just look at the numbers.
Taylor has one point four million followers. You have something like,
I don't even know what it is, not even at
a million, and you're gonna say like you're the star
of the show.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And no, but they go by the TikTok numbers. Taylor
on TikTok has over four million followers million. I don't
even think we've broken out of one hundred thousand followers
on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, I can't even I've been at one ninety nine
one hundred and ninety nine thousand point one. It was
point two now it's point one, so I'm going backwards, im,
but I don't do all chicken banana.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Chicken haitis, Tam, We're too old. We're too old for
the talk. But anyways, the girls are all going on
a trip. They arrive in Scottsdale and they have a
party bus waiting for them. They have more party buses
than real housewives have sprinter vans.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And they always seem to have a stripper pole in it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, because they want to see what girl's going to
do it because they want to give it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
They want to see Mormon Mormon girls going wild.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And Demi's confessional, she says she feels like jenn is
being a coward for not coming on this.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Trip knowing what we know.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, it's bad, and I'm sure the girls I'm hoping
when they watch it back when uh shit, I shouldn't
have said that.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, but Demi was kind of the most the loudest
about it. Because then Demi also talks about being in
constant communication with Brett, and Taylor thinks that she's projecting
a perfect relationship, which I think she probably agrees.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I agree with that. I think that when you overcompensate
by posting a million pictures. If you and your boyfriend
or your husband and acting like you can't be a part,
there is something wrong with your relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But then the girls arrive in their giant rental home
and Macy's there waiting for them. Whitney announces to everyone
that Jenn is pregnant. It and the girls are not
being supportive. Hold on, can we talk about what the
press thing was with Jen's husband?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He said that she tricked him into getting pregnant.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh, you're talking about Okay, I'm thinking of Demi and
her husband Brett. So you're talking about Jen and her hand.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Now that she removed her IUD allegedly, But why is
that talking about that?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Even if they are separated, that's together.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But aren't they back together? Well, they're back together now,
they're still together.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
They're on a show episode six and seven.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
They're still together.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
They're still together. So I didn't realize he said that
she removed the IUD. I feel like my entire feed
is filled with Mormon wives to the point where now
I'm like, between that and the chryslies, I just don't
even open up Instagram right now.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
If I have to see one more thing about the chryslies.
It's non stop, and the fact that I can't remember
what the wife's name is even though I'm Julie, Oh,
thank you, because it's I feel like it's Banana trees.
But he was talking about their second kid that she
removed the iud.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh, not the not the one she's pregnant with now.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Right, but now they're expecting their third baby.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I think that's kind of a dick move to say that, like,
this is your child, the child is already born, the
child you have bonded with, and now you're making it
out like you never wanted this child, that you were
tricked into having this child, like that's going to be
out there forever, and then why.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Are you asking to be back together with her? And
everybody's saying that we're having a hard time focusing, and.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
We are having a hard time because it's hard to
it's it's it's it's hard to focus on the show.
I'm sorry I said it, but all I enjoy watching it,
but I am triggered just a little bit. And that's
when they release all of the episodes at once. I
don't like it. It's hard to recap that way.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Can we talk about a show that I do want
you to watch badly with Eddie what it's called The
Better Sister.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's with Jessica.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Be watching it right now. I'm watching it right now.
I'm on episode.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Four, so good, so good and no matter what, and
I love this about somebody. She has a resting bitch face.
From Mormon Wives, who do you think has the best
resting bitch face?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh wow? Okay, so I know that Mikayla has a
little bit of a resting bitch face. She just has
a blank look. I don't know if it's a bitch face,
but it's Taylor. Taylor wins with the resting bitch face
and her expressions to me. She's like, I love that Taylor.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
If she doesn't have time to go with those extensions,
she ain't going to.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I would want to be friends with her.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I do think I would be frightened to see you
and Taylor go head to head.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I would it would speak really almost as afraid as
seeing Jordan's has been or Jordan's deck Jesse's husband Jordan's deck.
She wanted to show everybody his dick because who was
it that said that he has it was Jen said
he has like a little baby dick or something like that,
a little dick, and so she's like, uh, I'm going
(09:16):
to give him a handy. I'm going to measure it
and I'm going to show you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
But I'm going to give him a handy.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yes, And then I got the tape measure out.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Remember how mad people got what? There was a housewife
situation where they were showing each other's penis and everyone
got upset.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It was like on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
or New York. It was New York.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, Abesier who the abes or Jesse's husband.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Jesse's husband.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Maybe, really I.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Don't want to see I've got I don't really.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Want to say enough.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't really want to see any wieners.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
But I have to say also when it comes to
I don't want to s see what was Noel's husband's name, James,
Sweet James. I already see enough of his billboard everywhere,
and I can assure you I don't want to see
his wiener.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I would pick I want to know how much money
he's paying for those billboards. Because when we were in
Napa driving to the airport, they were there too. They're
everywhere I go to Big Bear, they're all the way.
I go to La They're all the way. Like, I
think we should start doing them for me and ya.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Do you know how much people would hate seeing our
billboards everywhere? If you guys could see our producers right
now rubbing their heads with.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
They're like, can you please just recap this? We're like,
we were trying, We're just trying.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
To me, says Did you know that Macy received an
anonymous confession that I slept with Brett last year while
Tom was away. We already talked about about this.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well. I had to laugh at Taylor's expressions because she's
acting like she didn't write that. You know, she's the
one that wrote that. And she's like, oh, now, all
I see when I look at Brett is his sister's face,
because they look alike.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I can't. All I see when I look at Brett
is no thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
And then and then the fact that he was married
to a friend of on Salt Lake City I know,
and that's who his children are. So it's just it's.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Too it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And the fact that after Demi finds out that Jenna
is pregnant and she still doesn't have any more empathy
for her, and then Layelah said one of her seven
words of the season that it is a band aid baby.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Band aid baby, those never work. Do you know who
I really went on the pod on twad see Jesse Marciana.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I can't. I imagine he would be hard to do.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I want him. I don't think he's hard to get it.
I think that did I hear he got fired from
vander pump Villa.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I heard he got fired.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't know if it's true. I don't know if
the rumors are true, but I think that we Marciano,
if you're out there, can you please contact us because
we would.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
We would love to.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I want to know all the juicy details because I
want to know who you slept with. Was it Jesse?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Well, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I think that Marciano wants fame so badly he'll pretend
to make out with anybody if we went on a trip.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Why did she send a like I like to say it.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
But sent a ceased and desist?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well did you call it and deceased?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
She sent? Why would she send that?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Because she thinks she's the most famous, loved human being
ever and she didn't realize that she's going to get
the season two cursed.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Well, she was really worried that Jesse was really worried
that Demi was willing to take a bigger contract. That
is something we need to really dive in deep, because
I'm shocked they even talked about their contracts. Bravo would never, ever, never, But.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Anyways, the fact that Jesse is still speaking to me
after she tried to get her fired from the show
made me feel like she's dirty to me.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, I mean, Taylor said that Demi was even she
called mom talk in production and essentially was saying, fuck Jesse,
she doesn't want to stick with us, screw her. So
that doesn't sit well. It doesn't sit with a cast.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But then the next morning, don't you worry? They wanted
to keep things smellow, so they decided to do a
truth box drama.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh that always works.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They argue over whether Whitney or not could feel regret.
I think somebody called her a narcissist at some point.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Everybody on TV a narcissist?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Aren't we narcissists?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Allegedly I don't doing me because I called you narcissist.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Is very the spectrum is very wide on narcissists.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Can we talk about why we didn't get invited to
do the Victoria's Secret One Way Walk?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh my god? Can we please talk about that? First
of all, I will could you imagine, like, since when
is this? Does this happen? Every year we had Stacy,
we had Belly, Bethany, Bethany killed. Something's different about Bethany.
Bethany had amazing she had extensions. Her face looked beautiful,
(14:35):
but her body, her body looked fit. She looked like,
you know, she looked like maybe she's put on muscle,
like she's gained some weight. She's she has been eating
supermodel snacks.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
What's that air?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Either that or protein? I don't know. I don't know
what she's all. I kept sinking tomatos with cottage cheese.
But she looks like she's put on some good solid mass,
like you can say.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Everybody looked stunning, And all I kept thinking was, I mean,
they didn't even they didn't reach out to me to
see if I was available.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I was wondering if they reached out.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
To me that knew, nor would I want to do that?
What are you right now? Not right now? Give me
I'm I'm back to my not my supermodel workouts. But
my I would say, body, I don't know what's it
called fitness work, eating good protein, taking creating, lifting weights.
(15:38):
I'm back at it.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Know who could have been on this fashion runway?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Miranda?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
But know what Miranda fucked up? Miranda and her confessional
says she does.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Laila was on one of them, I think, And yeah,
I don't know. It was like I get in Miami, right,
that's where it was all happening. I saw that she
was doing a runway and she looks like she looks.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Like a runway model, but she says no words. Miranda
also doesn't say any words other than that she just
wants the women to empower one another.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Macy.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah right, these girls cannot move on. They can't get
over anything.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
A pair of bad news.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Maybe I'm wrong about this, but I'm pretty I know
I didn't get the offer for Victoria's Secret, but I'm
pretty sure a couple of years ago, I was offered
the Celebrity USA National Pickleball Tournament.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Where was that one?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But it was one?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
It was it was I just confirmed my manager, Did
you not do it?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It wasn't?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Is that because you have a pickleball court in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It was the whatever year I was doing it. It
was going to be the first year, and it wasn't
really ironed out, and I asked who the other people
were going to be and they couldn't tell me. And
I was like, I know myself, and if i'm I
can't even imagine who they've put me with, because we
got to go back like three four years or whatever,
and I can only imagine who I'd be standing with
(17:11):
doing pickaball or carmentary.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I wouldn't even know how.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
But then afterwards they go to dinner, Whitney decides to
dive into de me and Jesse strama to get the
heat off of herself.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Good plan.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Taylor joins in, asking why to me feels like she
deserves the biggest brand deals. To Me denies it, but
Taylor and Jesse and Whitney have heard all of it.
To Me says, it's not a shock. It's not a shock.
I'm the fan favorite. That's something I would say, because
clearly it's true.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Everywhere I go, fan everywhere I go, fan favorite. Very
arrogant thing to say, because you know, if you've been
in reality TV as long as I have. You know
that it changes daily.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was changed for a tailor that she did that.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Very yeah, very made her look like an asshole for
saying something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Who would you rather sleep with Demi?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Or oh, I'm sleeping with them?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You're well making out with and don't act like you've
never made out with the chick? Would you rather make
out with Demi or Jesse? Okay, I would say Jesse,
She's more fun.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, Jesse I like.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
But then in Taylor's confession, I wouldn't want to make
out of the husband. No, I'd rather make out with
the chicks. At least they're hot. But then in Taylor's confessional,
she reveals that Demi wasn't originally and I love that
this word is in our rundown because it's something you
say as well, And it's not a freaking word casted
for the show. So she shocked that she sees herself
(18:56):
as the star. It sounds like it should be for
the record, everybody, it's cast it's not.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I know it's not. You taught me that. You also
taught me that it's not.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
What was interesting? Is that what you said? Interesting? Interesting?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's like Eddie saying perty, it's.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Pretty pretty today. But is he trying pretty?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's no, it's how he was not to say pretty.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
They talk about Brett and when he got a sperm checked,
the numbers were very low and they keep getting lower. No, Ship,
you're getting older Brett.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Okay, but wait a minute. They're saying he has a
vericos vein that is cutting off the sperm supply or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Is that is it a thing that you get?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Is your sperm go through your veins or just your
main vein from your testicles? Where is there's.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Around a singer?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Maybe we need to get a dinger professional on here.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I think it would we have to wrap around as
testicles because it's not where the hold.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I love that we've now made our self fertility doctors,
but I didn't know a Verica's vain in the school.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Now I can tell you the answer because one of
our chat jpts gave it to us. Yeah, well, Matt,
that's very concerned about even though he doesn't like children. Matt,
let us know that while Verica's vain and the scrotum
known as the various seasons doesn't directly cut off sperm supply.
It can impair sperm production and quality, potentially leading to
(20:44):
fertility problems.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Why does he have a Verica's vain and his scrotum?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I don't know, but it's turning me on.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
That's what. Can you please google that that?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Well, like, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
But then the girls decide they're going to go skin dipping,
but some of them don't. Well, they go skinny dipping,
but they leave their their undies on. And it's tam
would never leave for undis. She would just jump in
nude and break her anger. No, I would you for that.
I know now you did not have your like I
don't know Shannon On, but you did not have undies.
(21:26):
You were butt naked. I love when you forget the past,
and I have to just I know I was because
normally like nowadays, well now because you have an audie.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
My couch or my I do not have an audie,
my couch or my tits, I'm not showing them anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So you're so fullish shit.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
They're nothing to look at. I to look at if
I they're a falling and I can't get up.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I really hope from the bottom of my heart that
I'm going to be recapping Orange County this season at
some point see your tits or oh so.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
You can see me cry the season so I can
see your Okay, we're moving on to episode seven.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Taylor is pretty much running this show. Then they leave,
before the girls leave for Arizona.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Of course, wait is this there? Big?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Do they have like a big finished the season? You
haven't yet, so we gotta oh, they got another big trip.
But yes, they go on another trip.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Where is that Pomona?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Girls, We're going to Pomona? Is that when they go?
Is it like the Italy thing like with Maurice? No,
they're not.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
No, that is after the show wraps.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's what makes all this so nuts.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And then it also makes me wonder why Jen would
have gone on this trip naked. They went and filmed
that show.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, but it didn't cross over into their show, just
the drama of I mean, the talking about it, but
not the actual Because before.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
They leave Arizona in episode seven, they do a TikTok
pretending to be one big happy family.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Do you think you guys could do that on Orange County?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Just pretend to be one big happy family and do
awkward tiktoks. Speaking of Emily, love you, but I've been
seeing you and Gina do a lot of awkward tiktoks.
It's as bad as the one me and Cruse did.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
They do a lot of tiktoks together.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
A lot of the talks.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I loved Emily's talks with her husband. I think they're
funny when like she did the tall the short one
like those made me laugh.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
But these.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It makes me feel like I need to do more?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
No what and I? It makes me feel like you
need to do less? And so do I.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I can't have you feel better about that.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I've been posting last on my answers story.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I don't want to see any more horse stories anymore,
but I would like to see hold on.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I have a fan question, and by fan, I'm me
And people miss you.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I miss your sauna videos. I miss your sauna videos
in your ice bas.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Listen, this is a question, do people and what about?
That's just my baby, dob, that's just my like Do
I like those?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
She now she's five? Is she like mom? Cool it?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No, she doesn't sleep in her bed anymore. She's a terror.
So this is an amazing way.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
When you have the child gated.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
She's not gated. She climbed over, so now she's climbed over.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So there's gates that I have to keep my dog. Well,
those work.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
When they're babies, but not when they're five years old.
So this morning she comes in and she's all proud
of herself. She's because the rule is she has a
little alarm set that like says that she can get
up at seven.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
It turns green, and then she comes out only teddy.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, I'm telling you all moms do this really, Yes,
they're these special little kids things.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
So the kids get excited.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's like going into a car wash when it's red,
you gotta stay and they yeah, screen you can drive
your car ass.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
So she comes out and she's all like big breeches.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
She's like, mom made it till seven. And then I
go in her room and I find her iPad hidden
under her bed, and I know where I left it downstairs,
and the thing cruise did too.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
And then I go, hey, Dove, were you on your iPad?
And she goes, just.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
For four hours, I go hide. She goes, I just
snuck out of my room. I wasn't tired anymore, so
I snuck out of my room and then I grabbed
the iPad and then I think it may have been
more than four hours. I'm a little bit tired. I
love her in the world. It was sitting on top
(25:49):
of the counter downstairs. This is why, this is why.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Gates are needed.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
But now I'm scared to put the gate up and
then she falls down the stairs.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Anyways, don't say it's.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Too I have the slide down the stairs anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
No, that broke.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I have two questions for everybody. One do you want
me to stop doing insist stories?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
And two?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Why would we want you to stop doing insta story?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Because you guys tease me that I do too many.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, you haven't been doing too many because I've been
doing none because I feeling good.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
But it's because all I've been doing. What am I
going to do? Post from the Hampton End?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, I want to see that and tell everybody that
the better show.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I would love you to interview the lady that worked
there that said that she was going to call the
food place for eating in the lobby.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, that's These are things I should have let people know,
but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
But then we get back.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I should start a YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We need to get through this episode.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
To get through it, Okay, let's just we're gonna break
happen when you're gone for ten days and I miss
each other. One talk with you, and that was, can
you send my friend a video?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I don't know why. She's a fan of yours.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
That's exactly what she said. She came up to me
and she's like, and it's somebody that I really like.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
She's like, IM embarrassed to tell you this, but it's
I'm the biggest fan of E. And I'm like, I'm
embarrassed for you. But you know what, I can get
a video from her right now. You look beautiful in it.
And then she was so filter. I just got out
of bed. I faced out that bitch so quick. Okay,
(27:35):
I'm just gonna break down some bullet points and you're
you're gonna respond.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Why do their Amazon deliveries look like they've been placed
with love? And mine looked like somebody shipped them out
and less?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Because it was product placement. It's product placement, just like
lover Boy on the Summerhouse, just like the.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Poppy's can Poppy send us more?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Because I'm out and I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I think I never got any Oh, that's sad for you.
That's sad. You know that that when Taylor dropped by
to see Dakota at the apartment and drop off ever
is that his name?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Ever?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
The poor baby has He's in wet clothes and they're like, oh,
I don't how many wipes.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Don't have a diaper, don't have a.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Store bar, And I'm like, just take the can out,
just take change his clothes, change his diaper cloth.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Where does he live that they can just flow down?
I know, but that they can just zip downstairs, and.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I think it was like an apartment building.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Maybe he just stays in the hotel when they're filming
to go along with the storyline that they're not really.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Together, and then when they're not filming, then he lives
with her.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, well he probably lives with her regardless. But either way,
they forgot the wipes. They didn't think they could use
a washcloth. You give him a bath or sort of
use his dirty clothes to wipe his butt and then
put the cattle diaper bag.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Just get new clothes. This kid is sitting. Okay, let's
move on before we get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Oh my god. Fine, Well then Demi and Layla are
getting their hair done at jay Z Styles. We find
out that Layla and Cam got into a big fight,
so she doesn't know if he'll show up to friends Giving.
You know what, I'm gonna tell you this, Layla. Let's
hope he doesn't show up, but you know, we know
he does.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I don't. I mean, I feel like we're being a
little mean today, but.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
We haven't seen each other for a while.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
We had a lot to get out. He has got
a lot of aggression. I just think she can do
better we do. I said it it's out there. I
don't know if it's the haircut. I don't know what
it is, but I just feel like she can. It
might have been the cold sore. I'm not sure which
one it is, but I'm like, was it the krusty
(29:46):
or the hair? Like I don't understand that hair.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
But anyways, Demi and Brett stop by a baking store
to get ingredients because at friends Giving they're having a bakeoff.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
The British bakeoff. I think that Whitney killed it with
her British accent.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I actually think that Whitney could be to be an actor.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Do you think so?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I think that Whitney had because I think Whitney was
like the originator of the tiktoks.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
She's a good little dancing I.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Think she might be kind of creative. And we have
to remember Whitney just birthed. We've only really known Whitney
pregnant post birth m so I feel like she could
come around and be more fun.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I think we need to see it.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, but did you know that Utah's apparently the ketamine
capital of the world.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Clearly, and it got me wondering, like, what does ketamine
do for you? And how does this work? And how
can they not drink coffee but they can do drugs.
I need to know all of this.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
So I need to know if you can do ketamine
while you have cancer. Is it something that I could
just zip in and.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Don't believe you just asked me that. I would probably
think they would say they'd frown upon it.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Well, we don't know anything about it, but we do
know that mental health struggles that ketamine is supposed to help.
Is ketamine a narcotic?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Generally, ketamine therapy can be an option for cancer patients,
particularly for managing pain and certain mental health challenges related
to disease, but it's important to consult with your health
care provider to discuss your specific situation and medical history.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I don't know enough.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I've never done ketamine. I don't know enough about ketamine,
but apparently it could be an option if we were
to ask. But I do know because I watched the
Matthew Perry Show, is that.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's not a narcotic.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
People swear by it, like I have a friend who
do ketamine and then do the pod.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
You can't. I think you have to lay there from anything.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I imagine things that come out of our.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Mouth because I think it's a clearing. I think it's
like a legal version of what's that thing where everybody
goes to Mexico and does it and then they they
have to throw up.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh you're talking about I should want I cooked wanda,
I sho wanda. I don't know one of those.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Can you please look at what our producer just wrote
and read may actually do?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh maybe that will help us do the actual recap. Well,
Demi thinks that kind of mean helped her not care
about rumors anymore. So we're going to keep that going.
And Demi and Brett are still fighting about the anonymous rumor.
Then there's a hot mic moment where they act on
camera as if she does not give a ship and
it's all a rumor. But as soon as they walk out,
(32:48):
now this is a rookie move. Just because the cameras
aren't on you doesn't mean your mic pack isn't working.
So they have a hot mic moment and she doesn't
believe him. She thinks she doesn't trust him.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
No, I wouldn't either, just for the record, wouldn't. Don't
trust him.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Not a bit.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
And then uh, Mikaela hired someone to teach her how
to make sourdough for the bake off. I didn't know
sourdough was such a big LDS Mormon thing, but I
don't know it.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Was either am.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It looks very difficult to make, and he tried it
once and it tastes like salt.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
So I like. I like sourdough.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
It's having an up and coming thing now I love.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It on that farmer's market in case she wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Then Zach shares that to me and Brad have more
skeletons in their closet than anyone, and that's why they're
trying to focus on Jin.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And then pretty much.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Zach told us, I don't care that Jin doesn't want
to film, give me my sh and let me get
to work. Yeah, like he is putting in the time.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Can you tell me, like, does she film again?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I think she does.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
What do you mean you think? You know you watched
the whole season.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I think she does. Listen and case people are really
moment to moment on our pod and not skipping ahead
because they're so interested in what we're saying. I'm not
giving anything away because I'm not going to spoil things
for people.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Choose the right Teddy Mellencamp, choose the right ct R.
That's what they're putting on their their sour dough bread.
I'm like, choose the right.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What do you think look like the most delicious? My
fa know who I would have been in this group
with the bringing of the food.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yes, I do. You're the one that brought the four
different things.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
No, I'd be tailor.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Oh yeah, just zip by the story an overachiever. But
you're not a You're not a bit, you're not a cooker.
Well you know who didn't mind the penises on the
cake or whatever it was that I don't know what
it was, and that was Whitney's husband. I didn't mind
(34:54):
the penises at all.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
He loves a crunchy penis.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Crunchy either.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's time for Laylah's friends Giving, and then Jesse and
Jordan can't make it because they're in Mexico and she
still hasn't heard if jenn and Zach are coming.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Then we did the bakeoff. Then we get the Who's
getting What award? People are bummed if they're not first
with considering there's only five people there. Taylor starts to
cry when talking about the ultimatum Dacote has given her.
Do we believe this that he's going to give this ultimatum?
And now I'm starting to think that maybe Taylor's the problem.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I think that he needs to do that because she
has the best of both worlds right now with him.
They're sleeping together and he's taking care of you know,
co parenting, and he's like, wait a minute, like finally,
sometimes he has some smart things to say. Honestly, yeah,
it's like, yeah, we probably shouldn't be doing this, and
yeah it's time to move on. And you know, Taylor,
(35:55):
I feel like she really loves him, but she's I
feel like she's her own word enemy.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I think she's got so much regret that it's very
hard for her to see forward. And then I also
think it's it is very hard when you immediately bounced
back into something else and then you get screwed over,
and then you think.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And your own dad's sled shaming you and all that.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
It's a lot and you your.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Mom wants to be and your dad sled shame. It's
a hard life for Taylor.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
And you have a bajillion kids.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Did you notice they don't show the other kids, So
I wonder if the ex husband won't let them be seen.
Oh my god, you're right, I know.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Other kids, right, we had two other kids.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
We don't know much about her ex husband.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
But then what about when Connor talks about his tender
skin all and says how much he's changed since he
would have changed? Yeah, well, he gets emotional when Taylor
says she has to think long and hard about her
decision because working through it is very hard.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I mean, when Connor was speaking about his past, I
do think it was touching to first time. I'm like,
oh my god, Okay, it's he was being open and
honest he thought sweet.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I mean, we canally want about him, but it felt
heartfelt and sweet, and I liked him and I was
good with it. But you, guys, thanks for tuning in
for an episode of to Teas and a Pod. We
are not exactly sure if this is fully a recap,
but you.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Know what, it's a recap of our lives right now, guys.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
And sometimes we slipped in Mormon Wives, which I.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Have a big announcement. I am moving to Utah, give
into Utah. I have been cast, I've been cast.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
On Mormon Wives. I'm converting.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Oh can't wait? All right, talk to y'all soon. Byye
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And Tamra Judge. What the You've been gone forever?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It was ten days? It feels like it was ten
and a half.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It was ten months.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I was gone ten months and a Motel six. No,
it wasn't a Motel six, but it may as well
have been. So I just started having Linnen. So I
had Lenner for like, I don't know, ten days.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's what I do normally, Yeah, I usually, except for
last night. Last night we had Spencer's girlfriend's family over
and had dinner.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
At a regular time.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
At a regular time, but normally, like at three o'clock
we'll eat. I mean that's when you know you're getting.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Old, so you can go to bed by seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I know who's not getting old the Mormon Wives.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But the episodes, it's starting to get a little because
I think it's so scripted.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
My one of my producers told me that he's like,
it's I go have you watch He's like too scripted
for me.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's giving me like original Laguna Beach vibes or the hills,
and you know how they all came forward and said, like,
you know, this wasn't exactly what happened, because you can
tell by their TikTok. So the girls are mocking it themselves.
They're like when they say, we're not friends in real life,
but yeah, here we are drink ding ding ding whatever.
(01:39):
I'm like, whatever, banana.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I can't my kids keep doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Like God, Heather, when we were on our trip or something,
She's like, we gotta do the chicken banana and I'm like, no, we.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Got we gotta do me and you got to do
the flip one that I tried to do with cruise
because I think you could follow better and instructions the
one I did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, I weigh twice as much as him, so I
don't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's not about weight, it's about balance and it's about
putting your foot in the right place. But I kept
telling him, put your foot on my legs, and he
kept putting it in the crease.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Of it, and I watched.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I was like, you're almost there. That's like the Titanic
one right where you.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, well, Anyways, next week when I see, let's do.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Some titan We nailed this. We nailed it at Twud's con.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, so we're talking about episodes six
and seven. None of the girls like Whitney, none of
the girls like Jen.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Whitney. Why, which
I never thought that I would. I don't know, I like,
I just feel like they're holding such a grudge against her.
It's like, come on, you don't have to be mean.
It's like they're voting, like, nope, nobody's voting for you.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You're not back in mom talk that. It's just it's
just it's giving mean girl.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Vibes to me, especially when she cleaned up Jen's house
when Jen was going through it, She's like trying to
be in her redemption era.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Not only she cleaned up her house, she waited there
because she knew that her mental state wasn't good. Wanted
to make sure that her husband was there and she
wasn't home alone. She went back and talked to the girls,
didn't tell them what she was going through, just told
them that she was pregnant, which I don't know. The
other girls are really starting to piss me off?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Which girl pisses you off the most? Where do I
start to me pisses me off the most?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, I would say, well, especially when.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I know I'm skipping ahead, but I don't even care.
But she calls herself the she should be paid the most,
and that.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
She well, she thinks that she's main character. Energy is
what it is. And I'm like, wait a minute, girl.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You've got tea energy. No, she don't. We're not going
to fight here me and you today on this Monday.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, I'm gonna go out there and say, like, why
do you you need to just look at the numbers.
Taylor has one point four million followers. You have something like,
I don't even know what it is, not even at
a million, and you're gonna say like you're the star
of the show.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And no, but they go by the TikTok numbers. Taylor
on TikTok has over four million followers million. I don't
even think we've broken out of one hundred thousand followers
on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, I can't even I've been at one ninety nine
one hundred and ninety nine thousand point one. It was
point two now it's point one, so I'm going backwards, im,
but I don't do all chicken banana.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Chicken haitis, Tam, We're too old. We're too old for
the talk. But anyways, the girls are all going on
a trip. They arrive in Scottsdale and they have a
party bus waiting for them. They have more party buses
than real housewives have sprinter vans.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And they always seem to have a stripper pole in it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, because they want to see what girl's going to
do it because they want to give it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
They want to see Mormon Mormon girls going wild.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And Demi's confessional, she says she feels like jenn is
being a coward for not coming on this.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Trip knowing what we know.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, it's bad, and I'm sure the girls I'm hoping
when they watch it back when uh shit, I shouldn't
have said that.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, but Demi was kind of the most the loudest
about it. Because then Demi also talks about being in
constant communication with Brett, and Taylor thinks that she's projecting
a perfect relationship, which I think she probably agrees.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I agree with that. I think that when you overcompensate
by posting a million pictures. If you and your boyfriend
or your husband and acting like you can't be a part,
there is something wrong with your relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But then the girls arrive in their giant rental home
and Macy's there waiting for them. Whitney announces to everyone
that Jenn is pregnant. It and the girls are not
being supportive. Hold on, can we talk about what the
press thing was with Jen's husband?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He said that she tricked him into getting pregnant.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh, you're talking about Okay, I'm thinking of Demi and
her husband Brett. So you're talking about Jen and her hand.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Now that she removed her IUD allegedly, But why is
that talking about that?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Even if they are separated, that's together.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But aren't they back together? Well, they're back together now,
they're still together.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
They're on a show episode six and seven.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
They're still together.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
They're still together. So I didn't realize he said that
she removed the IUD. I feel like my entire feed
is filled with Mormon wives to the point where now
I'm like, between that and the chryslies, I just don't
even open up Instagram right now.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
If I have to see one more thing about the chryslies.
It's non stop, and the fact that I can't remember
what the wife's name is even though I'm Julie, Oh,
thank you, because it's I feel like it's Banana trees.
But he was talking about their second kid that she
removed the iud.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh, not the not the one she's pregnant with now.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Right, but now they're expecting their third baby.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I think that's kind of a dick move to say that, like,
this is your child, the child is already born, the
child you have bonded with, and now you're making it
out like you never wanted this child, that you were
tricked into having this child, like that's going to be
out there forever, and then why.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Are you asking to be back together with her? And
everybody's saying that we're having a hard time focusing, and.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
We are having a hard time because it's hard to
it's it's it's it's hard to focus on the show.
I'm sorry I said it, but all I enjoy watching it,
but I am triggered just a little bit. And that's
when they release all of the episodes at once. I
don't like it. It's hard to recap that way.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Can we talk about a show that I do want
you to watch badly with Eddie what it's called The
Better Sister.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's with Jessica.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Be watching it right now. I'm watching it right now.
I'm on episode.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Four, so good, so good and no matter what, and
I love this about somebody. She has a resting bitch face.
From Mormon Wives, who do you think has the best
resting bitch face?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh wow? Okay, so I know that Mikayla has a
little bit of a resting bitch face. She just has
a blank look. I don't know if it's a bitch face,
but it's Taylor. Taylor wins with the resting bitch face
and her expressions to me. She's like, I love that Taylor.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
If she doesn't have time to go with those extensions,
she ain't going to.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I would want to be friends with her.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I do think I would be frightened to see you
and Taylor go head to head.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I would it would speak really almost as afraid as
seeing Jordan's has been or Jordan's deck Jesse's husband Jordan's deck.
She wanted to show everybody his dick because who was
it that said that he has it was Jen said
he has like a little baby dick or something like that,
a little dick, and so she's like, uh, I'm going
(09:16):
to give him a handy. I'm going to measure it
and I'm going to show you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
But I'm going to give him a handy.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yes, And then I got the tape measure out.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Remember how mad people got what? There was a housewife
situation where they were showing each other's penis and everyone
got upset.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It was like on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
or New York. It was New York.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, Abesier who the abes or Jesse's husband.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Jesse's husband.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Maybe, really I.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Don't want to see I've got I don't really.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Want to say enough.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't really want to see any wieners.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
But I have to say also when it comes to
I don't want to s see what was Noel's husband's name, James,
Sweet James. I already see enough of his billboard everywhere,
and I can assure you I don't want to see
his wiener.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I would pick I want to know how much money
he's paying for those billboards. Because when we were in
Napa driving to the airport, they were there too. They're
everywhere I go to Big Bear, they're all the way.
I go to La They're all the way. Like, I
think we should start doing them for me and ya.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Do you know how much people would hate seeing our
billboards everywhere? If you guys could see our producers right
now rubbing their heads with.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
They're like, can you please just recap this? We're like,
we were trying, We're just trying.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
To me, says Did you know that Macy received an
anonymous confession that I slept with Brett last year while
Tom was away. We already talked about about this.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well. I had to laugh at Taylor's expressions because she's
acting like she didn't write that. You know, she's the
one that wrote that. And she's like, oh, now, all
I see when I look at Brett is his sister's face,
because they look alike.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I can't. All I see when I look at Brett
is no thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
And then and then the fact that he was married
to a friend of on Salt Lake City I know,
and that's who his children are. So it's just it's.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Too it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And the fact that after Demi finds out that Jenna
is pregnant and she still doesn't have any more empathy
for her, and then Layelah said one of her seven
words of the season that it is a band aid baby.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Band aid baby, those never work. Do you know who
I really went on the pod on twad see Jesse Marciana.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I can't. I imagine he would be hard to do.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I want him. I don't think he's hard to get it.
I think that did I hear he got fired from
vander pump Villa.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I heard he got fired.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't know if it's true. I don't know if
the rumors are true, but I think that we Marciano,
if you're out there, can you please contact us because
we would.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
We would love to.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I want to know all the juicy details because I
want to know who you slept with. Was it Jesse?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Well, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I think that Marciano wants fame so badly he'll pretend
to make out with anybody if we went on a trip.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Why did she send a like I like to say it.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
But sent a ceased and desist?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well did you call it and deceased?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
She sent? Why would she send that?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Because she thinks she's the most famous, loved human being
ever and she didn't realize that she's going to get
the season two cursed.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Well, she was really worried that Jesse was really worried
that Demi was willing to take a bigger contract. That
is something we need to really dive in deep, because
I'm shocked they even talked about their contracts. Bravo would never, ever, never, But.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Anyways, the fact that Jesse is still speaking to me
after she tried to get her fired from the show
made me feel like she's dirty to me.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, I mean, Taylor said that Demi was even she
called mom talk in production and essentially was saying, fuck Jesse,
she doesn't want to stick with us, screw her. So
that doesn't sit well. It doesn't sit with a cast.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But then the next morning, don't you worry? They wanted
to keep things smellow, so they decided to do a
truth box drama.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh that always works.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They argue over whether Whitney or not could feel regret.
I think somebody called her a narcissist at some point.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Everybody on TV a narcissist?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Aren't we narcissists?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Allegedly I don't doing me because I called you narcissist.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Is very the spectrum is very wide on narcissists.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Can we talk about why we didn't get invited to
do the Victoria's Secret One Way Walk?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh my god? Can we please talk about that? First
of all, I will could you imagine, like, since when
is this? Does this happen? Every year we had Stacy,
we had Belly, Bethany, Bethany killed. Something's different about Bethany.
Bethany had amazing she had extensions. Her face looked beautiful,
(14:35):
but her body, her body looked fit. She looked like,
you know, she looked like maybe she's put on muscle,
like she's gained some weight. She's she has been eating
supermodel snacks.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
What's that air?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Either that or protein? I don't know. I don't know
what she's all. I kept sinking tomatos with cottage cheese.
But she looks like she's put on some good solid mass,
like you can say.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Everybody looked stunning, And all I kept thinking was, I mean,
they didn't even they didn't reach out to me to
see if I was available.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I was wondering if they reached out.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
To me that knew, nor would I want to do that?
What are you right now? Not right now? Give me
I'm I'm back to my not my supermodel workouts. But
my I would say, body, I don't know what's it
called fitness work, eating good protein, taking creating, lifting weights.
(15:38):
I'm back at it.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Know who could have been on this fashion runway?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Miranda?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
But know what Miranda fucked up? Miranda and her confessional
says she does.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Laila was on one of them, I think, And yeah,
I don't know. It was like I get in Miami, right,
that's where it was all happening. I saw that she
was doing a runway and she looks like she looks.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Like a runway model, but she says no words. Miranda
also doesn't say any words other than that she just
wants the women to empower one another.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Macy.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah right, these girls cannot move on. They can't get
over anything.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
A pair of bad news.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Maybe I'm wrong about this, but I'm pretty I know
I didn't get the offer for Victoria's Secret, but I'm
pretty sure a couple of years ago, I was offered
the Celebrity USA National Pickleball Tournament.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Where was that one?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But it was one?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
It was it was I just confirmed my manager, Did
you not do it?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It wasn't?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Is that because you have a pickleball court in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It was the whatever year I was doing it. It
was going to be the first year, and it wasn't
really ironed out, and I asked who the other people
were going to be and they couldn't tell me. And
I was like, I know myself, and if i'm I
can't even imagine who they've put me with, because we
got to go back like three four years or whatever,
and I can only imagine who I'd be standing with
(17:11):
doing pickaball or carmentary.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I wouldn't even know how.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
But then afterwards they go to dinner, Whitney decides to
dive into de me and Jesse strama to get the
heat off of herself.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Good plan.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Taylor joins in, asking why to me feels like she
deserves the biggest brand deals. To Me denies it, but
Taylor and Jesse and Whitney have heard all of it.
To Me says, it's not a shock. It's not a shock.
I'm the fan favorite. That's something I would say, because
clearly it's true.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Everywhere I go, fan everywhere I go, fan favorite. Very
arrogant thing to say, because you know, if you've been
in reality TV as long as I have. You know
that it changes daily.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was changed for a tailor that she did that.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Very yeah, very made her look like an asshole for
saying something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Who would you rather sleep with Demi?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Or oh, I'm sleeping with them?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You're well making out with and don't act like you've
never made out with the chick? Would you rather make
out with Demi or Jesse? Okay, I would say Jesse,
She's more fun.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, Jesse I like.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
But then in Taylor's confession, I wouldn't want to make
out of the husband. No, I'd rather make out with
the chicks. At least they're hot. But then in Taylor's confessional,
she reveals that Demi wasn't originally and I love that
this word is in our rundown because it's something you
say as well, And it's not a freaking word casted
for the show. So she shocked that she sees herself
(18:56):
as the star. It sounds like it should be for
the record, everybody, it's cast it's not.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I know it's not. You taught me that. You also
taught me that it's not.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
What was interesting? Is that what you said? Interesting? Interesting?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's like Eddie saying perty, it's.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Pretty pretty today. But is he trying pretty?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's no, it's how he was not to say pretty.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
They talk about Brett and when he got a sperm checked,
the numbers were very low and they keep getting lower. No, Ship,
you're getting older Brett.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Okay, but wait a minute. They're saying he has a
vericos vein that is cutting off the sperm supply or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Is that is it a thing that you get?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Is your sperm go through your veins or just your
main vein from your testicles? Where is there's.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Around a singer?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Maybe we need to get a dinger professional on here.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I think it would we have to wrap around as
testicles because it's not where the hold.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I love that we've now made our self fertility doctors,
but I didn't know a Verica's vain in the school.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Now I can tell you the answer because one of
our chat jpts gave it to us. Yeah, well, Matt,
that's very concerned about even though he doesn't like children. Matt,
let us know that while Verica's vain and the scrotum
known as the various seasons doesn't directly cut off sperm supply.
It can impair sperm production and quality, potentially leading to
(20:44):
fertility problems.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Why does he have a Verica's vain and his scrotum?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I don't know, but it's turning me on.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
That's what. Can you please google that that?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Well, like, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
But then the girls decide they're going to go skin dipping,
but some of them don't. Well, they go skinny dipping,
but they leave their their undies on. And it's tam
would never leave for undis. She would just jump in
nude and break her anger. No, I would you for that.
I know now you did not have your like I
don't know Shannon On, but you did not have undies.
(21:26):
You were butt naked. I love when you forget the past,
and I have to just I know I was because
normally like nowadays, well now because you have an audie.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
My couch or my I do not have an audie,
my couch or my tits, I'm not showing them anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So you're so fullish shit.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
They're nothing to look at. I to look at if
I they're a falling and I can't get up.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I really hope from the bottom of my heart that
I'm going to be recapping Orange County this season at
some point see your tits or oh so.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
You can see me cry the season so I can
see your Okay, we're moving on to episode seven.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Taylor is pretty much running this show. Then they leave,
before the girls leave for Arizona.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Of course, wait is this there? Big?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Do they have like a big finished the season? You
haven't yet, so we gotta oh, they got another big trip.
But yes, they go on another trip.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Where is that Pomona?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Girls, We're going to Pomona? Is that when they go?
Is it like the Italy thing like with Maurice? No,
they're not.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
No, that is after the show wraps.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's what makes all this so nuts.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And then it also makes me wonder why Jen would
have gone on this trip naked. They went and filmed
that show.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, but it didn't cross over into their show, just
the drama of I mean, the talking about it, but
not the actual Because before.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
They leave Arizona in episode seven, they do a TikTok
pretending to be one big happy family.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Do you think you guys could do that on Orange County?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Just pretend to be one big happy family and do
awkward tiktoks. Speaking of Emily, love you, but I've been
seeing you and Gina do a lot of awkward tiktoks.
It's as bad as the one me and Cruse did.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
They do a lot of tiktoks together.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
A lot of the talks.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I loved Emily's talks with her husband. I think they're
funny when like she did the tall the short one
like those made me laugh.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
But these.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It makes me feel like I need to do more?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
No what and I? It makes me feel like you
need to do less? And so do I.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I can't have you feel better about that.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I've been posting last on my answers story.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I don't want to see any more horse stories anymore,
but I would like to see hold on.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I have a fan question, and by fan, I'm me
And people miss you.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I miss your sauna videos. I miss your sauna videos
in your ice bas.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Listen, this is a question, do people and what about?
That's just my baby, dob, that's just my like Do
I like those?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
She now she's five? Is she like mom? Cool it?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No, she doesn't sleep in her bed anymore. She's a terror.
So this is an amazing way.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
When you have the child gated.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
She's not gated. She climbed over, so now she's climbed over.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So there's gates that I have to keep my dog. Well,
those work.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
When they're babies, but not when they're five years old.
So this morning she comes in and she's all proud
of herself. She's because the rule is she has a
little alarm set that like says that she can get
up at seven.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
It turns green, and then she comes out only teddy.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, I'm telling you all moms do this really, Yes,
they're these special little kids things.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
So the kids get excited.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's like going into a car wash when it's red,
you gotta stay and they yeah, screen you can drive
your car ass.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
So she comes out and she's all like big breeches.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
She's like, mom made it till seven. And then I
go in her room and I find her iPad hidden
under her bed, and I know where I left it downstairs,
and the thing cruise did too.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
And then I go, hey, Dove, were you on your iPad?
And she goes, just.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
For four hours, I go hide. She goes, I just
snuck out of my room. I wasn't tired anymore, so
I snuck out of my room and then I grabbed
the iPad and then I think it may have been
more than four hours. I'm a little bit tired. I
love her in the world. It was sitting on top
(25:49):
of the counter downstairs. This is why, this is why.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Gates are needed.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
But now I'm scared to put the gate up and
then she falls down the stairs.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Anyways, don't say it's.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Too I have the slide down the stairs anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
No, that broke.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I have two questions for everybody. One do you want
me to stop doing insist stories?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
And two?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Why would we want you to stop doing insta story?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Because you guys tease me that I do too many.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, you haven't been doing too many because I've been
doing none because I feeling good.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
But it's because all I've been doing. What am I
going to do? Post from the Hampton End?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, I want to see that and tell everybody that
the better show.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I would love you to interview the lady that worked
there that said that she was going to call the
food place for eating in the lobby.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, that's These are things I should have let people know,
but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
But then we get back.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I should start a YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We need to get through this episode.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
To get through it, Okay, let's just we're gonna break
happen when you're gone for ten days and I miss
each other. One talk with you, and that was, can
you send my friend a video?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I don't know why. She's a fan of yours.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
That's exactly what she said. She came up to me
and she's like, and it's somebody that I really like.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
She's like, IM embarrassed to tell you this, but it's
I'm the biggest fan of E. And I'm like, I'm
embarrassed for you. But you know what, I can get
a video from her right now. You look beautiful in it.
And then she was so filter. I just got out
of bed. I faced out that bitch so quick. Okay,
(27:35):
I'm just gonna break down some bullet points and you're
you're gonna respond.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Why do their Amazon deliveries look like they've been placed
with love? And mine looked like somebody shipped them out
and less?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Because it was product placement. It's product placement, just like
lover Boy on the Summerhouse, just like the.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Poppy's can Poppy send us more?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Because I'm out and I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I think I never got any Oh, that's sad for you.
That's sad. You know that that when Taylor dropped by
to see Dakota at the apartment and drop off ever
is that his name?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Ever?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
The poor baby has He's in wet clothes and they're like, oh,
I don't how many wipes.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Don't have a diaper, don't have a.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Store bar, And I'm like, just take the can out,
just take change his clothes, change his diaper cloth.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Where does he live that they can just flow down?
I know, but that they can just zip downstairs, and.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I think it was like an apartment building.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Maybe he just stays in the hotel when they're filming
to go along with the storyline that they're not really.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Together, and then when they're not filming, then he lives
with her.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, well he probably lives with her regardless. But either way,
they forgot the wipes. They didn't think they could use
a washcloth. You give him a bath or sort of
use his dirty clothes to wipe his butt and then
put the cattle diaper bag.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Just get new clothes. This kid is sitting. Okay, let's
move on before we get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Oh my god. Fine, Well then Demi and Layla are
getting their hair done at jay Z Styles. We find
out that Layla and Cam got into a big fight,
so she doesn't know if he'll show up to friends Giving.
You know what, I'm gonna tell you this, Layla. Let's
hope he doesn't show up, but you know, we know
he does.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I don't. I mean, I feel like we're being a
little mean today, but.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
We haven't seen each other for a while.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
We had a lot to get out. He has got
a lot of aggression. I just think she can do
better we do. I said it it's out there. I
don't know if it's the haircut. I don't know what
it is, but I just feel like she can. It
might have been the cold sore. I'm not sure which
one it is, but I'm like, was it the krusty
(29:46):
or the hair? Like I don't understand that hair.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
But anyways, Demi and Brett stop by a baking store
to get ingredients because at friends Giving they're having a bakeoff.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
The British bakeoff. I think that Whitney killed it with
her British accent.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I actually think that Whitney could be to be an actor.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Do you think so?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I think that Whitney had because I think Whitney was
like the originator of the tiktoks.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
She's a good little dancing I.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Think she might be kind of creative. And we have
to remember Whitney just birthed. We've only really known Whitney
pregnant post birth m so I feel like she could
come around and be more fun.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I think we need to see it.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, but did you know that Utah's apparently the ketamine
capital of the world.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Clearly, and it got me wondering, like, what does ketamine
do for you? And how does this work? And how
can they not drink coffee but they can do drugs.
I need to know all of this.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
So I need to know if you can do ketamine
while you have cancer. Is it something that I could
just zip in and.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Don't believe you just asked me that. I would probably
think they would say they'd frown upon it.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Well, we don't know anything about it, but we do
know that mental health struggles that ketamine is supposed to help.
Is ketamine a narcotic?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Generally, ketamine therapy can be an option for cancer patients,
particularly for managing pain and certain mental health challenges related
to disease, but it's important to consult with your health
care provider to discuss your specific situation and medical history.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I don't know enough.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I've never done ketamine. I don't know enough about ketamine,
but apparently it could be an option if we were
to ask. But I do know because I watched the
Matthew Perry Show, is that.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's not a narcotic.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
People swear by it, like I have a friend who
do ketamine and then do the pod.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
You can't. I think you have to lay there from anything.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I imagine things that come out of our.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Mouth because I think it's a clearing. I think it's
like a legal version of what's that thing where everybody
goes to Mexico and does it and then they they
have to throw up.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh you're talking about I should want I cooked wanda,
I sho wanda. I don't know one of those.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Can you please look at what our producer just wrote
and read may actually do?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh maybe that will help us do the actual recap. Well,
Demi thinks that kind of mean helped her not care
about rumors anymore. So we're going to keep that going.
And Demi and Brett are still fighting about the anonymous rumor.
Then there's a hot mic moment where they act on
camera as if she does not give a ship and
it's all a rumor. But as soon as they walk out,
(32:48):
now this is a rookie move. Just because the cameras
aren't on you doesn't mean your mic pack isn't working.
So they have a hot mic moment and she doesn't
believe him. She thinks she doesn't trust him.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
No, I wouldn't either, just for the record, wouldn't. Don't
trust him.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Not a bit.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
And then uh, Mikaela hired someone to teach her how
to make sourdough for the bake off. I didn't know
sourdough was such a big LDS Mormon thing, but I
don't know it.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Was either am.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It looks very difficult to make, and he tried it
once and it tastes like salt.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
So I like. I like sourdough.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
It's having an up and coming thing now I love.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It on that farmer's market in case she wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Then Zach shares that to me and Brad have more
skeletons in their closet than anyone, and that's why they're
trying to focus on Jin.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And then pretty much.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Zach told us, I don't care that Jin doesn't want
to film, give me my sh and let me get
to work. Yeah, like he is putting in the time.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Can you tell me, like, does she film again?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I think she does.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
What do you mean you think? You know you watched
the whole season.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I think she does. Listen and case people are really
moment to moment on our pod and not skipping ahead
because they're so interested in what we're saying. I'm not
giving anything away because I'm not going to spoil things
for people.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Choose the right Teddy Mellencamp, choose the right ct R.
That's what they're putting on their their sour dough bread.
I'm like, choose the right.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What do you think look like the most delicious? My
fa know who I would have been in this group
with the bringing of the food.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yes, I do. You're the one that brought the four
different things.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
No, I'd be tailor.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Oh yeah, just zip by the story an overachiever. But
you're not a You're not a bit, you're not a cooker.
Well you know who didn't mind the penises on the
cake or whatever it was that I don't know what
it was, and that was Whitney's husband. I didn't mind
(34:54):
the penises at all.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
He loves a crunchy penis.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Crunchy either.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's time for Laylah's friends Giving, and then Jesse and
Jordan can't make it because they're in Mexico and she
still hasn't heard if jenn and Zach are coming.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Then we did the bakeoff. Then we get the Who's
getting What award? People are bummed if they're not first
with considering there's only five people there. Taylor starts to
cry when talking about the ultimatum Dacote has given her.
Do we believe this that he's going to give this ultimatum?
And now I'm starting to think that maybe Taylor's the problem.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I think that he needs to do that because she
has the best of both worlds right now with him.
They're sleeping together and he's taking care of you know,
co parenting, and he's like, wait a minute, like finally,
sometimes he has some smart things to say. Honestly, yeah,
it's like, yeah, we probably shouldn't be doing this, and
yeah it's time to move on. And you know, Taylor,
(35:55):
I feel like she really loves him, but she's I
feel like she's her own word enemy.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I think she's got so much regret that it's very
hard for her to see forward. And then I also
think it's it is very hard when you immediately bounced
back into something else and then you get screwed over,
and then you think.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And your own dad's sled shaming you and all that.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
It's a lot and you your.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Mom wants to be and your dad sled shame. It's
a hard life for Taylor.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
And you have a bajillion kids.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Did you notice they don't show the other kids, So
I wonder if the ex husband won't let them be seen.
Oh my god, you're right, I know.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Other kids, right, we had two other kids.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
We don't know much about her ex husband.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
But then what about when Connor talks about his tender
skin all and says how much he's changed since he
would have changed? Yeah, well, he gets emotional when Taylor
says she has to think long and hard about her
decision because working through it is very hard.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I mean, when Connor was speaking about his past, I
do think it was touching to first time. I'm like,
oh my god, Okay, it's he was being open and
honest he thought sweet.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I mean, we canally want about him, but it felt
heartfelt and sweet, and I liked him and I was
good with it. But you, guys, thanks for tuning in
for an episode of to Teas and a Pod. We
are not exactly sure if this is fully a recap,
but you.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Know what, it's a recap of our lives right now, guys.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
And sometimes we slipped in Mormon Wives, which I.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Have a big announcement. I am moving to Utah, give
into Utah. I have been cast, I've been cast.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
On Mormon Wives. I'm converting.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Oh can't wait? All right, talk to y'all soon. Byye
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