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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Meloncants and camera Jedge.
So we're back on the pod in Orange County. It's
just arriving banks. So like like, like, Vicky, did I
bank on this podcast? Straight up? She came up. She's like,
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can I get on? I was like, you know what
not today? I know I slept in your bed last night? Yeah?
Did you again? So I have to tell you. I
was on a panel earlier today and they asked me
what housefe do I wish? Would never like the one
I liked the least. Camille Grammar. Oh my god that
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I'm so annoyed at Camille right now. She was getting
a ship because she was tweeting us last night. She
was saying that her and Denise needs to have a
podcast that they can get invited to brav O'Connor or
whatever it is. I oh, chellis they do that on
your girls? So then just do it. Yeah, she's just
doing it, and I'm sorry you didn't show up. I'm like, Denise,
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you stopped showing up all right? Jeez. I was talking
about Camille. Well, I'm on both now. I love well.
Of course you do her hair? Do your hair? I
have before and she's fabulous Teddy Like, this is why
it's so funny with Teddy, because it's always going to
be different. You guys always disagree. We do not agree.
We did agree on Two Housewives today, though there are
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a lot of things that we agree on, but I
feel not our housewives taste. Yeah, that's true. Actually, I
prefer somebody who's just going to give it to you
like it is. I don't want things, sugar girl. Those
are not your people. Know they're You should have heard
when she was giving it to last night. She was
causing issues and franchises. We don't agree on Beverly Hills
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because I actually love every single person on Beverly Hills.
But I'm allowed to say when one of messes up
and you can't because then you have to go to
dinner with him. That man, know, I tell them when
they're messing. I said that I loved in my panel today.
I said I loved all of them on Beverly Hills.
But I thought that garcel was um m v P
this year, and yeah, Garcea was great. Yeah, we we
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need to talk a little bit about some of the
debauchery that happened last night. So you were caused. No,
you caused the first one. Not we're not even talking.
We're not on Dubai yet, we're on our first one
in the hotel room. Oh my god, talked about this yet?
Well you know, yeah, let's go rant so we don't
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build it up too much. Well, you guys probably saw
it if you have Twitter. Um. So last night Heather
Gay Yes came up to me and she was like, Hey,
I was texting you to try to come on the
stirring the ship. Yea, Heather, Honestly she takes a ship
on my ship stirring Like She's like, yes, She's basically said,
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I have somebody that wants to talk to you guys,
needs to go in your podcast. And next you know,
she's walking into a room with Jen Shaw, who was
not invited to Robocan, who was not invited. Rob came
in with her lawyer, her therapist, her therapist, her security guard,
and some lady to jewelers. Yeah. Um, but then she
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came in and like, she came in hot, wanting to
be on the pod, wanting to go live. But you
know what I really liked about her is she came
into our room where we were doing glam and she goes,
oh my god, you guys have glam for me, and
she sat down. Yeah, and she's like, okay, it's talk
about me. Your ma looks so good. I thought you
were complimenting me about you. We have you not listened
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to the pod? You know? I'm bombed at. Nobody has
asked to sit on my face. No, Denise isn't here,
ship Brandy, You and Shannon are chill right now? Huh Shannon,
you want to come over over here? Why she's sick
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that you're unwell? All right? By Shannon? Okay, I have this.
I almost wore the yellow you had on yesterday. This
is justin, justin, um, can we talk about some of
Tama's antics last night? Also, you're dancing okay, I know
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I was really poorly. No, it was good. I was.
I was squatting. They were laughing sheet you're dropping it
like she by chay was? I honestly, I came outside
of my own human being when I saw they walked in,
and Shannon's like, all of a sudden, It's like yeah yeah,
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And then I was squatting every time she she just
wanted to burn the color you used to want to work. Okay,
bring it like it was hot. It was. We've recently
filmed I can't tell what we're filming, but all of
a sudden, this this girl was doing yoga in the
sand and I'm like, what are you doing? Do you
have a bathing suit on it? No? Um, we also
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need to publicly discuss that I brought you two guys
back together? Can we? Okay? So what did you think
when you got the phone call and text message from
Teddy when we were in nap at like six months ago.
I thought drinking might be involved. There was, it was,
it was, it was. It was eleven, and we called
your dad. We called and we called Dave Quinn. We did,
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and Teddy said, you two need to get back together.
And this is before I ever knew I was coming
back to the show done with this feud. I wanted
to get back together. So my question, I have to
I have to put you on the spot right now.
Why do you think you started shutting TAM out when
it was gone? I did it? So well, just leave it.
We have come on, this is something talk about it. Really,
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we can't. I didn't. I didn't coast her. That's her answer.
That's her answer. And I have the text Did you have?
She says she has? Can you send them to me?
In the side of my damns. I love to show
people's text messages because I was always seeing Shannon. We
cannot talk about this? Can I talk about what Tam
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did last night? When we're leaving the place? What did
I do? To my god? To who your entire cast?
What did you do? Am I allowed to say this?
What did you do that? She goes loudly yells at me.
She's like, you know what, We go. I don't want
to hang out with these losers. I had already I
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would like I would like to clarify that I had
already left. I was not part of that group. It's
actually an inside Joe and Shannon only about it. Yeah,
it's it's very No, it was, and we actually I
told you this earlier. Yeah, she does. It's I joked
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that nobody knows Brandy and Vicky crying last night. Oh
my god. So Brandy was in our room getting ready
this morning, and Vicky came in. She's like, are you okay?
She goes, She goes, yeah, why, she goes, you were
crying less ready? Because no, I wasn't. Yeah you were,
She goes, no, I wasn't. She had no idea. I
didn't see the cry. I had my wits about me
ish last night. So I remember the tears. Brandy fell
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down the stairs like her boob fell out, and then
Vicky tucked it in and then they had this like
emotional thing. Oh, I didn't see it. Do you talk
to Yeah? We went to dinner the other night. How
was it good? Was she kind of down in the dumps?
I mean, I think this is hard. I mean I
think it would be hard for anyone in her position.
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I mean the bottom line is I mean, she she
says it often. I'm responsible for all of this. I
mean I got a fight with her today. We look
at am. Was that nine? This was at nine? What happened?
She told me that she doesn't want to see any arguing,
no arguing on the show this year. And I said, well,
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I've been arguing with everybody, and she goes, that is stupid.
Why would you want that show and argue. The fans
don't want to see arguing. They want to see getting along.
I got they don't, I know? Yeah, I went back
put Yeah, I actually had I haven't to this, you know,
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because everyone's like Teddy we saw you in a picture
with Vicky and blah blah blah. I'm like, I actually
had empathy for Vicky last night. There was a moment
where she was standing there. What happened? I was comfortable
to Vicky right here, and I was like, Teddy, don't
go talk to me. She's not gonna come on the
fucking podcast right now after everything that you guys have, Teddy,
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do you want to sit down and talk about? And
Vicky was like, are you fucking And then she started talking.
I've been crying because Tambor told me we were going
to do a pod together. I was like, so and
so you're gonna come on and she's like, I just
was really hurtful. Now, No, did you ever negotiate any
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podcast with her? No? No, she had a podcast about
finances or something like that. And then where where she
divulged how much money I pay in rent and said
that I am that I am not going that I
don't know how to manage my money and I'm not
going to make it. Is she your financial advisor? No?
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So that she moved on from Vickie. I'm done because
I've realized what I've now forgotten, what divorce can we
talk about it. I don't know that they are getting
divorced anymore. It goes back and forth. Hold on, okay,
why did she need to tag herself five times in
the picture. I don't know. I don't know who lives
their life by social media announcements, especially for something so personal,
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and she's not a public person. Somebody sent me a
clip recently. I think the latest one is. I think
it's David his hands and they're out at a restaurant.
He's eating and he rolls his hand and you see
that there's the wedding ring on. Oh do you think
he was cheating and she caught he caught her? I
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mean I don't think. No, you don't think that's it.
You don't think one always a cheater. I mean, yes,
I could see that. But I think I think that
they I think that they had had other issues. But
like she's nuts, like when she went wild at Walmart, Maalmart, mam, mamart.
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I'm completely saying, But you mean when she had a
mout on a Walmart and video did herself. That's what
posted post. I mean I post everything. I'm as Thursday
as they come, But I don't post my breakdowns at
Walmart when I'm I mean, I couldn't post myself attacking
the ladies from Dubai. Teddy was lost, Teddy's Eddy intense.
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I saw a sight of Teddy here. I mean, you
get what you want. Oh, she's a boss, she gets
everything she wants. She trust me because she's she's like,
she's like a cockroach. She doesn't go away and I'm
just sitting um. So what else can you guys choose
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for us? Okay, I wouldn't. I reminded Teddy of this story.
Yere's the guy. When we were at Eddy Cohen's baby shower,
where a lot of cocktails consumed. You and I went together.
It was crazy. We went to Craig's afterwards. We were
not good. I have some very unflattering photos. They're still
out there today. I was calling of me walking out
the front Eddie. Teddy was Teddy was taken out the
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back because you couldn't walk. I texted her the next
day and she said she said, I said to my
husband a time to night at home one am, and
he's like, no, seven seven o'clock at night, No I
go because I started early. I was out so late
last night babe, like, I'm it's gonna take me a
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little while to recover. I'm gonna you just step in
with the kids. He goes, Honey, Kyle brought you home
at seven. That's so good. But you guys, I mean,
we were all like the fact. We texted Craig and
I'm like, hey, can can I come to Craig? Can
I come to Craig's right now? And He's like, yeah, sure,
how many? And I was like forty six. He's like yeah,
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bring him out all right, right, I need I need
a hair of the dog. I'm not gonna lie. Listen
to this voice. Okay. So I yelled so many times
this isn't my plate, you fucking bitch. I have lost
my voice. Everyone wants to me to scream. I literally
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had a moment where I started crying. Yesterday. We were
I was walking through like the crowd where the booths were.
People were screaming my name, and it was like I
was walking and before I knew it, I was surround
like I was standing there, There's people around me. I
couldn't even see out of this like circle. And it
wasn't like like I was scared. It was more like,
oh my God the good Like yeah, I was like,
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I mean so many sweet people coming and screaming and
yelling yeah to walk out of this door and it's
like we forget in this press room. The second we
walk out, We're like, they're like John Mellencamp's daughter and
quick recableries. No, I am Elton John this weekend. I
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am the Beatles this weekend. It's crazy. That's crazy. I
know it's crazy, right. It was like, oh my god,
emotional people screaming. All right, so I am here right
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now with Gina and Emily. Last night was a ship show?
What wait? What was the ship show last night? I
thought you said last season that as I was like,
I was like, oh, she's going for it. Why do
we sit here? Damn it, Brad. Last night it was
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it was fun, it was crazy, it was it was
a lot of things. Was there any drama involving you
guys last night? I don't think so. Anyway, I actually
had to say it that me and Shannon had a
healthy a healthy blip hollong, move it or lose it? Um?
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What do you guys think about Taylor? I loved tam Taylor.
I love social That sounds like kind of like a
PC answer, but she she will say her opinion about stuff,
and I think that's good. I think she does get
in the mix more than I thought. It doesn't make sense,
you know a lot. Yeah, she wasn't making a lot
of Yeah, she was making sense in my room this
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morning at eight o'clock either when she hit me in
the brush. Yeah, like sometimes she's just wait, what about
a brush? She came in my room this morning and
had a brush and smack me on the top of
the head and then hit smack Brandy with it. Okay,
So what can you guys tease for for me? This season?
Tamera is Back's back, and she's sucking shu up. She's dynamite.
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That's what I think that I will say. I think
it's a really good cast. I feel like, you know
that I've seen has been up and down for the
past couple years. Well I did say that earlier, but
I feel like it's it's you know, it's obviously an
ensemble cast and it just is not one person can
make it work. It has to be a group of girls.
And I feel like we got it right. Yeah. We
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keep saying that, like even on the part because you know,
everybody's like referencing the fact that you're like, oh, we
save this show and stuff, and we're like, I know
you were, and so we joked too, and we're like,
well we've been keeping the drid a lot. But there's
a there was a huge need there, and I think
that Tamara filled a huge need. And I think that
coctively exactly where two part system of like the past
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five years were shitty with casting, right, come and go,
come and go. That's detrimental to have too much. And
it's hard for us because we have to spend all
this time getting to try to know someone new and
then they're gone, and try to get to know someone
new and then they're gone. Now we've known, we're not
new anymore. It's like we've had Really I was actually fine,
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Jenho said, she's really nice. She was just do any
of your guys fight? We all fight off fight. Yeah. Yeah,
have you watched the show? But I remember when we
Have you been on the show, Um, I know I haven't,
but I was always I was always with Emily. I
always took Emily's side back when you were just a podcaster.
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You were not back on the show. Oh you know,
and for a while, you would not come on my side.
But then she I didn't know because I was as
if you were right, and you know what, there's better.
Well even to hear that, I'm like, you know, Teddy
lives for these moments. Yeah, so I said, as soon
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as she's willing to get messy, she's going to be
a good housewife because you move story and that is
what I necessarily need. Are you going to be messier
this season? I need you to. I'm not messy. I
I say whatever I want, like I don't. I don't
hold that, but I don't. Are you still busties with Heather? Listen,
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I'm gonna wear herther QBC her mother, But you know,
I think I respect her. I tore her. I think
actually it's been heart heart brother this year because I
feel like she's been trying to kind of find her
her place and figure it out, and I feel like
it's been a little I saw you biting your lip.
What I rolled my ask? But it's straight. No, I mean,
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I can't give anything away. But sometimes people need to
take accountability for their actions and their words and not
blame other people. Well, I mean not not a lot
of people don't want to do that and make things difficult. Yeah,
I would say, I would say, honestly, the three of
us here like owner sheet ownership, we don't hold grudge,
to mitigate it or to move on. Yeah, I said that. Yeah,
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I was an asshole. And happens happens or anybody's husbands
involved this season, Like because I just got done talking
to Potomac, Like, is it going to be anybody's cheating
or there's anything, Well, there's some, there's always some. I
feel like it's like it's me. All of our relationships
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have talked about on the show. Yeah, except for Emily.
So Emily's got Emily's got the best relationship right now
because all our relationships have come Yeah, I can't say
it like a lot of ship Regarden relationships are on
the show this year. Well that's what I want. Yeah, yeah,
but it went through you. Yeah yeah, I mean, but
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we have three weeks left, three weeks left, you your
trip yet, I know you can't tell me where, but
have you done? We don't know. We don't know where
now because it's always really tricky when they have Bravo
con in the middle of when you're filming Housewife. That's
our biggest crazy Beverly Hills season. All that happened Italy,
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right or something? It all happen a bravocon. Yeah, I remember.
I know they sent like a babysitters here for us
and that it wouldn't happens. They're like not again. Um,
And what do you guys think about the new girl?
I think she's good, strong, and well. I think, I mean,
we've been through five new girls, so this out of
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the five girls for a while now, and I think
this was really our text sex solid, She's opinionated. I
think that she has gone through hell hated her. Does
she cry or she yeller? She's not. She shows no
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emotion cry. She sounds amazing. I haven't seen her cry,
not really before they make me wrap anything that you
guys can tease for us, and I would just tease
that there's been some bumps in the road, but we
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finally are at a point where it is solid. It
is good, and I think oh C is back, and
I think fans are gonna be happy. They're gonna be
excited about it, they're gonna love it, They're gonna be
into it. And I just think the dynamics are interesting. Yeah,
and then shows like, there's no like lying in the
sand where you have three over here and three over here.
It's not like no, even though people were saying that
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because of that, because what was on Twitter, Well someone
posted a photo because Shannon and I were in the middle,
but I was talking to Gina and Shannon was talking
to you, so like three and three. I was like,
it's like that you could only talk to the two
people next to you, So it just naturally happens on
those couches. Would you go on vickyback? I think small
doses are nice. I think it's you know, that's what
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he said. We were like a shot of Vicky, not
the whole brunch, but like a shot. It's not the
full drink. You don't want to hangover from you but
you know last yeah it was fun Yeah, yeah, popped
up and she's funny. I mean it makes me laugh.
And do you ever hear from ron Wyn or Noela
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or only when they're like seeing crappy things about us
on social media? Thank you, guys so much. Thank you
so much to these girls from o C for coming
to join us with our special guests, tam Or Judge,
the