March 10, 2025 • 38 mins
It’s the premiere of RHOA and this season opened with a bang!!
Is Drew crossing a line ‘partnering up’ with the father of Porsha’s child? Did Porsha really steal another woman’s man? Is Kelli asking for trouble?
There are a lot of new faces… Find out who Tamra and Dolores think the star of this season will be!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellancap and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi, guys, welcome back to the episode of Two Teas
and a Pod with myself, Tamra and Delores Delores. Deloris
lauris still filling in for Teddy. It's been so nice
to see Teddy on Instagram again. And the Cold Plunge.
She's a treadmill on a treadmill. She's so strong, she's
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I just think, like what she went through.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Her arms are so bruised, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
She's three all three weeks later, she's on a treadmill
and I'm like, damn, I had a forehead lift and
I couldn't do anything for a month.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
She says. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean, I had.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Nothing done and I haven't made it to the gym
in a month. So I look at her and she's
so inspiring. I'm ashamed of myself when I look at her,
I'm like, how strong are you?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She's the toughest girl, and I know that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's for sure. Beautiful. She's so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
She is, and she's rocking that that that haircut.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
She's so pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I know, I know. Okay, guys, we are going to
recap the real house of Alana. There's a lot of
new faces.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
A lot now is there?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Flora Shah back, so she's not so much a new face,
but she is back. Now we have Phaedra as a housewife,
but we didn't get to see her in the first episode.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I think doing nine million other things.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, I think she was filming Married to Medicine while
she got asked back or something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So I show up to Married to Medicine reunion.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, it's very because she is an actual housewife, but
she doesn't show up towards the end of the season.
She's a housewife, but she didn't film UNTI almost the
very end of the season.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's so weird. There's gotta be a reason I need
to I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I heard she only filmed two weeks out of the
whole season.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And she still had that housewife.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Tight and she's yeah, she still had that peach, right, guys, that's.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What I heard. You know, they like to get their
money's worth. I don't understand they liked it. Flash where
was she?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Paedra Parks is an attorney baby, so she probably went
in there and said I'll be back but you been
have me holding the peach. But they also remember, remember
what happened though with Kenya she got the loopy, So
maybe it's just she's taking Kenya. I don't know. We'll see.
So Phade's back, Glad she's back. Drew is back. Is
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Drew really the only one back from last season? I think?
So we did have Kenya, but then you know that
fell flat. Then we have cal Shomia, we have Shamia. Now,
Samia has been on the show before as a friend,
and this girl is a rich bitch.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I was yelling at Paul. I'm like, you're an electrical contractor.
Where's the HVAC?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah? Yeah, step up your shit. Guys like, oh, not
only air conditioning for now on, but not only that,
she's going to be the star of the show.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
She's in the middle. Did you know, Oh she is
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh well, I'm not shocked, just from the you know,
ten minutes or fifteen minutes we saw of her in
the first episode. She's good. She's good. Any girl that
talks about shitting on the first date is my type
of girl.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Married her, Maria, well, married her. He got it.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
She got it all out in the first day and
then there's Angela, and then there's Britt and then Cynthia
Bailey's back, which I love Cynthia.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Angela Oakley, she's married to.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's Charles, Charles Oakley. Charles Oakley. So you know, without
a lot of new faces that I felt that first
episode was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
It was I was a little jealous, that's how good
it was. Like it was so good.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I mean the first episode, we are at a strip club,
We're seeing Rolls Royces being delivered.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We are for her birthday. What is it a milestone birthday?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
She's forty two.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
What the fuck is so big about forty two?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Forty two? I'm kidding a Rolls Royce. Damn, I'm jealous.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
God and huge.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He's cute, cute, I know. It's like she's married to
some old.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Bird that she blew his bathroom up on the first date.
He didn't even care that she should bring out on
the first day.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He's like, that's my girl, that's my girl.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
He's off for him.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She's off for him.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
She's like he's a on pieces of chocolate. I'm like,
you'll like them, you get all this like them?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Do you think God loves her more than us. Right,
So it starts out with Porsche filed for doors from
Simon a couple of months ago because they had financial
intrust issues. Now Porsche's in there going I'm looking for
a way forward, and I'm like, call Ice, they'll take
care of him.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well, no, I know me. Have you not seen I have?
That's why I think I think he should have signed
the release to film in the.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
House, right, you should have. I wonder if that sparked it.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He's playing with my money. Oh we'll fix this in
three seconds. Yeah, I did see.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Porscha did an interview. I didn't listen to the whole thing,
but she said that she had nothing to do with
him getting deported.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I believe it, but maybe one of her nine million
best friends did because it's so well, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Shamia is throwing her birthday party at a nine million
dollar house that she lives in. Shamia coins herself the
female Jamie Fox, a quadruple threat and actors, a singer,
a dancer, and a host. Shamiya has two daughters. Shamia
and her husband Gerald have been together for ten years.
Shamiya has known Porsia for decades, and she has met
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the other woman over the years.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
The rail relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now, did you enjoy the whole setup with Shamia? She
really seems like she's anchoring this group of girls with
I mean, even the producers are like, can you just,
you know, shorten it a little, She's like, no, I can't,
I can't.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It was so funny. She's not listen. Uh, she's on
nobody's schedule and she don't need anybody's paycheck. Those are
the most dangerous, dangerous girls, and she's and she's sure
of herself.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Do you know that she is best friends with Candy
and real life?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, so they're best friends. I'm curious to see if
we're going to miss Candy. Yeah, I'm hoping maybe we'll
see a little Candy, But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You know, I'll never forget this send off that Andy
gave Candy. Yeah, he for such a great like he
spoke about her in such a beautiful way. It was well.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
How how often have you heard of a housewife leaving
the show on their own?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Not often, not often, But in the rare times where
you get that woman that gets so cocky that she
thinks she's going to set the world on fire, and
she doesn't often Candy is a true talent. She has
so much going on, she's so she's a triple threat.
So you know what in her case, I kind of
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do understand it because she had so much else going
on that she wanted to do. But when when you
get the house life that says I'm so great, I'm
gonna leave and set the world on fire, and then
the next day they're obsolete they wake up.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Now that, yeah, that does happen.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
We've seen that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, with you know, with Shmia, like she has been
on the show off and on as you know, a
friend or friend. I don't even know if it wasn't
exactly a friend role. And why do they not give
her a peach?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Wait? What do you mean? Like when I thought she's
in the middle, she's gonna like.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
In the past like she's been. Oh so the producers
are saying she was offered multiple times but her husband
said no. So her husband, Yeah, so she finally that
makes sense. That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Women always win in the end, they always get what
they want.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So she was an official friend of She was offered
a peach before, but her husband did not want to film.
So that makes so much more sense.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
He has so much fucking money. He doesn't want anybody
in his business.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Right, and that's people that have We have problems with
that Orange County casting because people here are pretty private
and if they have a lot of money, they don't
want people poking around.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh jealousy wears its ugly head. Yes, and not too
many people get a calling in for their forty second
And she may be an actress and she may be
a triple threat. But however, I think she was even surprised. Yeah,
I think she was really surprised. And then did you
see Porsche coming in when she was getting it?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I know, pora, but I listen. Shemia was like in
her interview, She's like, I hate being defined as wealthy. Oh,
I like, girl, stop just stop right there, just by
saying that to me, show me, show me a yeah,
so evident judging you.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
No one hates No real person hates you for what
you have. U.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
There is just you go out there. But I love
when she's like she's shitting her man's toilet the first
night when she said there was a symphony, I thought
she meant the toilet was like a bidet and it
was singing and dancing and blowing and wiping and I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Like, you need a vacation on the beach. I know,
if that's what you envisioned.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, that's what I thought. I thought he was so
rich that like like there's people that are helping her
wipe brass. But then it was like no, yah, and
she was farting and she was farting and blowing.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
She was peeing out of her ass. Probably it's so
funny because a friends of mine said, now she's very
relatable for that reason.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I know. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. One of
my favorite scenes on a movie is Dumb and Dummer
where he goes into the bathroom that's not working and
like ships his grins out and then the toilet went
a flush, and just sitting there watching it, I couldn't
stop laughing. But that's me.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
That's so funny. And the fact that you thought that
that it was one of those story toilets. I'm just curious.
Did he have the money then, I don't know, a
big house or was he like just starting out or
didn't have that big of a house. Yeah, he didn't
get that big.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I don't know what they together with ten years right together?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Ten years?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So like what can happen in ten years A lot,
a lot, especially.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
In that business. That's what Paul. You know, Paul's in
the like business and that like you know, if I
met Paul ten years ago, selln money. But I mean,
like twenty years ago, Paul came with a suitcase and
five dollars, not even a pillow. So did he have
that kind of house that you couldn't hear herself shitting?
(11:53):
I don't know, we don't.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Oh my god. So Treu's divorce was I was thinking,
well at first when she's talking and then she's like,
I shouldn't have to I'm like, oh my god, I
get it now.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I thought, here wasn't a ten thousand dollars toilet that's
heats your ass and the bidet comes out with a button.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I have one in my bedroom. It wasn't ten thousands,
two thousand, but it does everything. It blows you.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's when it's birds, water up in different holes. It's
about ten years ago. Your toilet was ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Probably you're right, you're right. So Drew's divorce has gone
on for a year and it's a roller coaster. Ralph
is with court ordered to move to the basement Drew
is not allowed down there unless given permission. Drew is
partnering with the father of Portia's child, Dennis.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Get it from all ends, especially since she was good
to Drew. Now, I watched last year's reunion. Yeah, and
her ax was not nice. No, he was not nice
to her, and they sat across from each other. They
had an exchange. She couldn't even sit by her. He
had to sit on the other side of Andy because
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it was that tumultuous. So Porsha was her friend, and
Porsha was there for her. You know, I have to say,
there's a lot of guys out there. You don't need
to go for this one. This seems that great.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It seems a little dirty, It really does. Honestly, I
feel like there's gonna be a huge blow up between
Drew and Porsia. And if she is dating Dennis, that's
like a whole other level. That's a whole other level.
Now there, Drew's relationship with Ralph right now is so
bad that they have to be on an app like
Family Wizard, where they have to text and there's like
(13:42):
a mediator there in whatever they say. Yeah, well what
they Yeah, there's a mediator in anything you say or
text on that app can be used against you in court.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So I think middle finger emojis and shit.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's not good. It's not good. I was on it
with my ex and you know then it was it
was like one hundred dollars a year. It was an app,
and you yeah, you have to text on it, and
that's the only way that you can communicate. It's when
things are really bad. But if they're on Family Wizard
or whatever app they're on, but they're still living together,
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like why not get out financial.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Or spite?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I got out. I literally took three kids to a
two bedroom apartment, Like.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Here's the thing I would get on. Not everybody has
that intestinal fortitude to say, I don't give a fuck
if I have to lick the sidewalk, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, that's how I know.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
And then there's also first, first of all, I don't
see it, and Drew, you know, to give up what
she has, and he's probably like, I'll leave when I'm ready,
and I'll make you miserable while I'm here.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I could not imagine living with my ex.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Well, some signs it's dangerous. There's prime passion as a
police officer, you know, the most dangerous call is in
a hold up. It's a domestic that is the most
dangerous call. Things happened. I was very concerned when Kim
(15:20):
Solsiak and I saw her husband losing I actually I
don't comment on these things, but I said, this is
so sad. There's children involved. This man is on his
breaking point. I see a catastrophe coming.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh for sure. Do you remember that movie War of
the Roses. Yeah, they both die in the end, they
both die. They were swinging from the chandelier, they were
doing everything. I'm like, that's how I felt Kim and
Kroy's relationship was.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
And I saw Croy, I'm like, this is not funny,
this is this is so scary. Please please get them
help and get them apart. They were still living together warrant.
They Yeah, I'm saying that you're playing with fire. You
are playing with fire. Got out are It's very dangerous
(16:11):
slip They're so dangerous. So I think that that is
something that you know, it's almost like should be core ordered.
If you can't communicate and you have to communicate on
an app, then that person should not get the home well.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And then we heard his voice but from downstairs in
the basement. He's banished to the basement. But I wonder
he obviously had to sign a release even to hear
his voice. So I'm wondering if we're going to see
him this season.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't want to see him.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I know, I know, but I wonder if we will.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I know, but I don't want to see him. And
let me tell you something. I'm sure she's keeping whatever
she's doing quiet and now, like if he don't know
about what's going on with the music producer over there
or your baby daddy, if he finds that out, because
I'm sure at some point he thought maybe this guy
(17:08):
was his friend too. You know, they're playing with fire.
They're playing now.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Kelly and her family celebrate her daughter's birthday. Kelly's a
single mom of four daughters, Kelly says, and those daughters
are a beautiful Kelly says she will be divorced in
two months and she's been going through the divorce for two.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
And a half years.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Kelly and her ex were married eleven years, and now
they are enemies. It became enemies.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Bet you.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
They're not living in the same house. It's because it
became an unsafe environment for her.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
And I'm talking about and she knew to get the
hell out, Kelly said. She said, that's all I'm gonna say, right,
and she's not saying I feel like he was abusive
physically and listen, happened that a mile away. I could
see that a mile away. Yeah, at that point, you
(18:09):
cut your losses and you go because you well.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Kelly owns a restaurant, a line of products, and a cookbook.
Her daughter's birthday, seventeen designer bags was a bit excessive
to me.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
By the time she was done with the seventeen, she
could have got her.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Put the Burken. That's what I said, I go, she
wanted a Burken But still, I mean, the waffle business
must be really good.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
But twenty four Characls syrup, I have some and.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Some I this is kind of hard for me. Seventeen
designer bags. I don't believe in doing that to your children,
because then what do they strive for? If everything's been
given to them and all this stuff, like, what do
they strive for? So I thought it was a bit excessive.
That's just me. I mean, one designer bag, Okay, I
(19:03):
could see that, But she's like, I'm not getting her
a burken but I'm gonna give her seventeen designer bags
that up to seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, no, exactly. Listen, right, Tamera, to each his own.
But when I went to disney Land disney World for
the first time at twenty two, I enjoyed it because
I wanted to take it all in. And you know,
(19:33):
I didn't have anything growing up, so I enjoyed my
things when I got later, you enjoyed it. But you know, listen,
there's also a thing like you want. She there's guilt.
There's mommy guilt. You're going through divorce. The kids are
missing their father, They're crying for their father, the little
ones going through it saying you know, she was crying
(19:53):
so hard she almost you know, threw up. You You
ran in the bathroom and threw up. When the kids
were wondering if dad's I know what she's going through.
You don't know what to do, right.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I know, I know maybe maybe I'm a little jealous,
Maybe I want to be her daughter.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
No, you're not jealous. You're not jealous. I'm not. I
don't get jealous of parents. And we know we've made
our mistakes and we've done some things right, we've done
some things wrong, and we know that it's just not
always great to give them everything.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's a thousand percent a thousand percent. And I even
feel like I give my kids a little too much anyways,
Like according to Eddie, he's the opposite where he doesn't
want to really give them much. He wants them to
work for everything. And I'm like, I.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Know, life shouldn't be so hard if it doesn't have to.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Be, I know. And I'm like, well, I'm not exactly
like that, you know. I want to take in.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Their lives a little bit easier. That's all. That's it.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Then Porsia meets with the same attorney from her previous divorce.
Simon told Portia he doesn't want to want her to
film in the house and they need to file on
emergency request. Porsia says she didn't didn't know that Simon
didn't have a green card.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh Jack, don't just come back. I hit the road Simon.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Now I know, Well that name in itself is.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
He loved him. She loved him?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Did you think I have a question? Look at the mirror,
Oh I know, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Was just confused, Like how did she not know this information.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Because she was in love. Yeah, she was getting a
love haze. I don't know what about that guy that
that people were fighting over.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
No hard pass me.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
There's so many fish in the sea.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
And Portia is so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
And she looks photoshopped in person.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
And by the way, her and I did a commercial together.
She is such a girl's girl, That's what she's like.
She's like, let me fix your shirt, let's put push
your boot, your booby's up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
What I have?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You know, she's really a girl's girl. And I really,
you know, I thought, God.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
She threw it. She has threw it, only to have
Kelly stick it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
In her ass, stick it in her asshole. So Samya, Kelly,
and Britt meet Samiya brings up Porscha's divorce with Simon.
Kelly says Porscha shouldn't have taken another woman's man. Samia
says there was no crossover between Simon's ex and Porsia.
Kelly says it looks crazy for Porscha to go to
her home and wind up marrying that guy. It is like,
(22:41):
if you look at it from the outside, it is
kind of crazy. But I don't think it was that, Like,
from what they're saying, there was no crossover, like obviously
they had met. I met Eddie a year before him
and I got together, and I was with my ex
husban when we met him. He lived in our neighborhood.
He literally went was in the fitness industry and judge people.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I know, Kelly, Kelly, don't judge because your life's about
to get real weird being single, you were married for
eleven years. Don't judge anyone, especially, don't kick them when
they're down.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
But Housewife Show is all about judging people, So right,
Denis stand dou'll standard and judgment. Yeah, keep judging, keep judging.
So Brit says she heard that Drew was dating Dennis.
Now we don't know if that's.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
True yet, but I think I think it is.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I think it is.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I do.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh boy, so Kelly says. But then Kelly says that
Dennis was in her DMS, so.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, and she's Dennis Dennis so Dennis, I mean.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So the backstory is Portia met Simon during season thirteen,
when his ex wife Fallon was cast as a friend.
Fallon announced their split in April twenty twenty one. Portia
and Simon started secretly dating the same month, but didn't
go public to May twenty twenty one. And then also
(24:16):
for everybody, because no, Dennis is the father of Porsia's child,
but they were never married. So this is a whole
lot of messiness and I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
It's gonna get crazy and nasty and ugly, and those
girls know how to fight. And I'm so excited. I know. Yeah,
I'm still like I'm jealous because I'm jealous because it
was so good.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I mean they may have a number one show again.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I think used to be number one for a long
time back in the day. Tamma, you remember they got
to be.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh my god, their ratings were in the million.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
They just touched them. Yeah you never. You couldn't buy
his seat to their show. They were just like it was.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, and it's slowly declined. It's slowly declined.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
And big Well Nini left or a lot of the
names left.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah. Yeah. So then Porsha and Shamia go to the
strip club like, Hey, Dolores, you want to go to.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
The strip club? Camera, Hey, what are you doing? I'm
in town. I'll meet you at.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Uh I'll meet you at Sugars.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Let meet you at h so I can have somebody
clapping the rass in my face.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Face while I'm eating my Yeah, I'm eating my hot dog.
I mean, I'm like, who does this? I don't know.
I mean, okay, so she's they go to a strip club.
We see lots of asses clapping. Shamiah says, Simon text
her congratulations on her. Peach like, wow, Like what is
(25:59):
he doing. He's not texting, you know, his wife or
ex wife, but he's texting another cast member to say that.
Shimiya tells Porsha that Kelly accused her of taking somebody's man.
Shemya brings up Drew and Dennis's relationship. Porscha says, Drew
is crossing the line. I he is crossing the line.
(26:19):
There's a little bit of a girl code there. So
I wonder if she was working with Dennis before she
knew that Porschia was coming back to the show, or
did she do it.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
It doesn't matter, they were friends. They were friends.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I know it's a no go regardless, but I'm like,
did she do this just for the show or did
she do this? Is this been going on for a while.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's what I I don't think she from the looks
of things and the look on her face. I don't
know why she thinks that she could have gotten away
with it, But I don't think it's something that I
think that. This is why I think she likes him,
because you have to like somebody to know that going
with him is going to really fuck you on this show,
(27:03):
Like is it. It's got to be worth it to her.
I don't think he's like a big movie producer. It's
not like, you know, she's vulnerable right now, she's got
the But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I feel like that Dennis just wants to be part
of the show, is what I'm thinking. And I can't
imagine Eddie or Paul like reaching out to a new
cast member and congratulating them for their orange or whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I think he's trying to get clout from the show.
Some of these guys that come on camera listen, Eddie
would be so happy if he never saw the show again.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yes, I know some of these both.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Not getting paid. To me, he does not care, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
No, But also, you guys have a different dynamic on
your show. You the guys do stuff together. Most shows
do not have that. So I really enjoy watching the
guys but on other shows, but I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I don't like it because the guys are involved. It
does take away from us and then we wind up
getting fights over them.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh that's true. I could see that.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I got to protect our men.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, I mean, I think there's nothing more do share
than guys getting involved in the housewives show.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's just like.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well, I mean, Eddie barely can stand the downloads, like,
okay to download you on what happened yesterday? And anybody
His go to is why don't you find different friends?
And I go, can you stop saying that?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
All right? That's it, That's that's so easy to do, right.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Find different friends? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Uh huh take that.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Kelly arrives at Shemia's house early. Samia tells Kelly she
felt uncomfortable hearing her say that Porsha stole another woman's man.
Kelly says, Porsha is already take talking about her. Kelly
says she was passionate about it because she knows what
it's like to be cheated on. Do you think Kelly's
coming in a little too hot.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
And way too hot. We know how this what happens here? Also, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly came on saying, I'm gonna go for Porsche because
I'm gonna make a name for myself. Just like you know,
you get in a fist fight in the neighborhood, you win.
Now somebody else wants to fight you to hold the title, right,
(29:21):
But it's the title of clearly Porsche, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And Kelly is the one talking about Porscha. It's not
the other way around.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like she's a name for
her before. But but like Porscha said, and she handled
it very well. Porsia was like, really, I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I was kind of shocked. Were you shocked that Porscha
was so calm, Like she's just like, oh, okay whatever.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
She didn't answer her number one because why should she.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
But even on her confessional, I felt like she was
being very nice.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I'd be like, for now, for now, now, now, don't
blow your load in the first episode, because Kelly, you
just blew your load. It's an amateur move.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Boy, is it? The rest of them? I know, I mean,
I could say so much, but I can't. The rest
of the woman.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
You know what I mean? Right?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Y's I do? The rest of the woman arrived at
she made his birthday party, except for Portia. Can you
question if Britt is married since she's not wearing a
second ring and if she has been married to.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Talk about blowing up the bathroom? She shipped her pants
when Kenya came in.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, and Brice says she has one husband?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
One husband?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh does she mean because she doesn't have like a
band and a dian band? Oh that isn't that kind
of old school nowadays? Like I don't know, I think I.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Think she was making Kenya was making conversation. But Kenya
came in with big dick energy and she was like
kind of intimidating, and she yeah, she was just like
she kind of just checked every and then instead of
her saying like, she ran over to her husband and
she's like, she said, my ring was please girls, hold
(31:10):
hold her mind.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Well, Britt says, Kenya is being stand offish and is
questioning her marriage. What are your thoughts on Kenya being
edited down to a guest role, no confessional, not a
lot of screen time, et cetera. What do you think
about that?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Didn't she get in a little trouble.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Got a little bit trouble.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yes, yes, Oh that's She's lucky to be on she was,
she's being reprimanded.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I think I don't know when the trouble happened. Do
you remember who the trouble was with? She showed pictures
or something, you know, I can't remember who it was. Oh,
it was Britt, Britt, it was Britt.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
It was Britt.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
So I it's mid season. I wonder if they're even
going to show that episode or how that's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
That's gonna be Eagles issue. Yeah, it seems like Kenya
was coming for Bretta in some way. She listens right,
Actually it's in the trailer. It is in the trailer,
so they are going to be showing it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So I'm I'm excited to see that, see what actually
went down. If they if they can play it like
they did, like you know, how it truly happened without.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Legal they would probably need a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Of blurring, That's what I'm hearing. So then everybody's there
except for Portie, and you know, she gets this rolls
Royce and everybody's clapping, and.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
The pictures are taken and what clapping?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I know she pulls the big old cover off of it,
and it's a Rolls Royce and yelling, oh up, you're
up your game. And then in comes Porsche like right
into the driver's seat, as if, Hi, I'm here, Sorry,
I'm late.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I was annoyed.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Let her have her moment.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I was annoyed. Let me tell you something, Tom, don't
even need a moment. She's got it. She's got it.
But but you know, Porsche running in on her moment
and give her a minute. Porsche, be be aware of
other people's needs and wants and don't be the selfish friend.
(33:39):
I don't like selfish friends.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, I don't either. But it was like, Me is like,
I am rich, bitch, look at this car. And Porscha's like, oh,
let me say I'm here. I know she's working on
the car. She's like and then por She's like, sorry,
I'm late. She's like, if I don't leave at a
certain time, it's I'm two hours late.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
All right, Yeah, get the fuck out of here. I
don't care that there's traffic.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
She'll get out of my way. Get out of my way.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
If you know that there's traffic, get in the fucking car.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh god, So all the women introduced themselves and sit
together to chat. Kelly asked Porscha why she took another
woman's husband. Porscha asked Kelly what her name is?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Jersey? She would have got her teeth kicked in right,
like stand if you're gonna come for somebody, stand up,
don't be sitting down and do it because your game
was surprise.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Porscha's just asked, like what's what is what her name is?
I'm saying she doesn't even know her.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
You know what, though, camera, she did the right thing.
She didn't give her her moment that she was looking.
She didn't give it to her. She didn't give it
to her. If she ignores her, then she doesn't then
then yeah, if it's flat and now the viewers don't
like that ship, the viewers will be like, thirsty bitch.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Your thirsday Thursday, Like, you.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Just meet someone, you don't even know my name, You
don't introduce hi, I'm I'm going through a divorce. Make
a conversation, just be like why are you still somebody's man?
You looked, you blew your load, you look.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Like I know. It's like the stupidest Brooky mistake ever
like I and you know, I.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Feel likened Thursday.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Some of these new girls that come on the show,
they've watched it for so many years and they think
I have to start drama right away, and for her
to just ride out the gate like and por, She's like,
I'm sorry, what is your name?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
You know that the producers like that person. Oh, I'm
sure yous don't And then you and then you lose
steam by the end of the season, and then what
happens is that people don't like you, and then and
then now the girls know what you're up to, so
they can all like vote not to be around you
because they know what you did to her. You do
(35:54):
it to them, so you take a big chance doing
that for sure?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well oh absolutely, and it ends with it to be
continued when Shamia asked Drew if she's dating Dennis. So
these girls are ruthless. It's gonna get really good. The
first episode was great. I'm glad that Atlanta's back. I
feel like they've been gone forever. So do why it's
(36:19):
been a while, right, hasn't it been a while?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Atlanta is back.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
They are back. They are back, and they are better
than ever good job than ever.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, they're casted well, they have casted really well. You
know that is everything?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Well you know that, oh the cast is everything. Do
you know that the last time they were on the
air of September twenty twenty three, so it has been
a while. Really Yep, that was their last episode twenty three.
So they did take they did take a little break.
So they they took their time like they're doing with
Jersey right now, and they're gonna get it right and
they're gonna come back twice as strong. That's what's gonna happen.
(36:59):
I think some times that's what it takes. Did you
miss Marlowe? Chara or Candy.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Charay is my girl. We share a birthday, so I
love Shara. But here's the thing. Camera it was so good.
I know it was so good. If I wasn't asked
back and I saw that and it aired, I will
be like throwing up in the feedle like a bad grade.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
That's why I say I'm like I would have been
in the fetal position.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I was at the feetle and I mean I'm not I've.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Never been a huge fan of Marlowe's but Chara and Candy, yes,
you know I adore them, but to be honest with you,
it was so good, like whatever, Yeah, it was so
good that it was like, you know, it was okay.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
I hate to say it because I care for the
other people, but it was good.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, it was really good. Well, well that's it and
it's to be continued and we'll be back next week
with another episode of Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Woo who I cannot beat
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Mhm.
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellancap and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi, guys, welcome back to the episode of Two Teas
and a Pod with myself, Tamra and Delores Delores. Deloris
lauris still filling in for Teddy. It's been so nice
to see Teddy on Instagram again. And the Cold Plunge.
She's a treadmill on a treadmill. She's so strong, she's
(00:43):
I just think, like what she went through.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Her arms are so bruised, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
She's three all three weeks later, she's on a treadmill
and I'm like, damn, I had a forehead lift and
I couldn't do anything for a month.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
She says. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean, I had.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Nothing done and I haven't made it to the gym
in a month. So I look at her and she's
so inspiring. I'm ashamed of myself when I look at her,
I'm like, how strong are you?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She's the toughest girl, and I know that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's for sure. Beautiful. She's so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
She is, and she's rocking that that that haircut.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
She's so pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I know, I know. Okay, guys, we are going to
recap the real house of Alana. There's a lot of
new faces.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
A lot now is there?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Flora Shah back, so she's not so much a new face,
but she is back. Now we have Phaedra as a housewife,
but we didn't get to see her in the first episode.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I think doing nine million other things.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, I think she was filming Married to Medicine while
she got asked back or something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So I show up to Married to Medicine reunion.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, it's very because she is an actual housewife, but
she doesn't show up towards the end of the season.
She's a housewife, but she didn't film UNTI almost the
very end of the season.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's so weird. There's gotta be a reason I need
to I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I heard she only filmed two weeks out of the
whole season.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And she still had that housewife.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Tight and she's yeah, she still had that peach, right, guys, that's.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What I heard. You know, they like to get their
money's worth. I don't understand they liked it. Flash where
was she?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Paedra Parks is an attorney baby, so she probably went
in there and said I'll be back but you been
have me holding the peach. But they also remember, remember
what happened though with Kenya she got the loopy, So
maybe it's just she's taking Kenya. I don't know. We'll see.
So Phade's back, Glad she's back. Drew is back. Is
(02:52):
Drew really the only one back from last season? I think?
So we did have Kenya, but then you know that
fell flat. Then we have cal Shomia, we have Shamia. Now,
Samia has been on the show before as a friend,
and this girl is a rich bitch.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I was yelling at Paul. I'm like, you're an electrical contractor.
Where's the HVAC?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah? Yeah, step up your shit. Guys like, oh, not
only air conditioning for now on, but not only that,
she's going to be the star of the show.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
She's in the middle. Did you know, Oh she is
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh well, I'm not shocked, just from the you know,
ten minutes or fifteen minutes we saw of her in
the first episode. She's good. She's good. Any girl that
talks about shitting on the first date is my type
of girl.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Married her, Maria, well, married her. He got it.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
She got it all out in the first day and
then there's Angela, and then there's Britt and then Cynthia
Bailey's back, which I love Cynthia.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Angela Oakley, she's married to.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's Charles, Charles Oakley. Charles Oakley. So you know, without
a lot of new faces that I felt that first
episode was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
It was I was a little jealous, that's how good
it was. Like it was so good.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I mean the first episode, we are at a strip club,
We're seeing Rolls Royces being delivered.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We are for her birthday. What is it a milestone birthday?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
She's forty two.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
What the fuck is so big about forty two?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Forty two? I'm kidding a Rolls Royce. Damn, I'm jealous.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
God and huge.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He's cute, cute, I know. It's like she's married to
some old.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Bird that she blew his bathroom up on the first date.
He didn't even care that she should bring out on
the first day.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He's like, that's my girl, that's my girl.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
He's off for him.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She's off for him.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
She's like he's a on pieces of chocolate. I'm like,
you'll like them, you get all this like them?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Do you think God loves her more than us. Right,
So it starts out with Porsche filed for doors from
Simon a couple of months ago because they had financial
intrust issues. Now Porsche's in there going I'm looking for
a way forward, and I'm like, call Ice, they'll take
care of him.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well, no, I know me. Have you not seen I have?
That's why I think I think he should have signed
the release to film in the.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
House, right, you should have. I wonder if that sparked it.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He's playing with my money. Oh we'll fix this in
three seconds. Yeah, I did see.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Porscha did an interview. I didn't listen to the whole thing,
but she said that she had nothing to do with
him getting deported.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I believe it, but maybe one of her nine million
best friends did because it's so well, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Shamia is throwing her birthday party at a nine million
dollar house that she lives in. Shamia coins herself the
female Jamie Fox, a quadruple threat and actors, a singer,
a dancer, and a host. Shamiya has two daughters. Shamia
and her husband Gerald have been together for ten years.
Shamiya has known Porsia for decades, and she has met
(06:23):
the other woman over the years.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
The rail relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now, did you enjoy the whole setup with Shamia? She
really seems like she's anchoring this group of girls with
I mean, even the producers are like, can you just,
you know, shorten it a little, She's like, no, I can't,
I can't.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It was so funny. She's not listen. Uh, she's on
nobody's schedule and she don't need anybody's paycheck. Those are
the most dangerous, dangerous girls, and she's and she's sure
of herself.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Do you know that she is best friends with Candy
and real life?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, so they're best friends. I'm curious to see if
we're going to miss Candy. Yeah, I'm hoping maybe we'll
see a little Candy, But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You know, I'll never forget this send off that Andy
gave Candy. Yeah, he for such a great like he
spoke about her in such a beautiful way. It was well.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
How how often have you heard of a housewife leaving
the show on their own?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Not often, not often, But in the rare times where
you get that woman that gets so cocky that she
thinks she's going to set the world on fire, and
she doesn't often Candy is a true talent. She has
so much going on, she's so she's a triple threat.
So you know what in her case, I kind of
(07:52):
do understand it because she had so much else going
on that she wanted to do. But when when you
get the house life that says I'm so great, I'm
gonna leave and set the world on fire, and then
the next day they're obsolete they wake up.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Now that, yeah, that does happen.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
We've seen that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, with you know, with Shmia, like she has been
on the show off and on as you know, a
friend or friend. I don't even know if it wasn't
exactly a friend role. And why do they not give
her a peach?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Wait? What do you mean? Like when I thought she's
in the middle, she's gonna like.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
In the past like she's been. Oh so the producers
are saying she was offered multiple times but her husband
said no. So her husband, Yeah, so she finally that
makes sense. That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Women always win in the end, they always get what
they want.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So she was an official friend of She was offered
a peach before, but her husband did not want to film.
So that makes so much more sense.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
He has so much fucking money. He doesn't want anybody
in his business.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Right, and that's people that have We have problems with
that Orange County casting because people here are pretty private
and if they have a lot of money, they don't
want people poking around.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh jealousy wears its ugly head. Yes, and not too
many people get a calling in for their forty second
And she may be an actress and she may be
a triple threat. But however, I think she was even surprised. Yeah,
I think she was really surprised. And then did you
see Porsche coming in when she was getting it?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I know, pora, but I listen. Shemia was like in
her interview, She's like, I hate being defined as wealthy. Oh,
I like, girl, stop just stop right there, just by
saying that to me, show me, show me a yeah,
so evident judging you.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
No one hates No real person hates you for what
you have. U.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
There is just you go out there. But I love
when she's like she's shitting her man's toilet the first
night when she said there was a symphony, I thought
she meant the toilet was like a bidet and it
was singing and dancing and blowing and wiping and I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Like, you need a vacation on the beach. I know,
if that's what you envisioned.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, that's what I thought. I thought he was so
rich that like like there's people that are helping her
wipe brass. But then it was like no, yah, and
she was farting and she was farting and blowing.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
She was peeing out of her ass. Probably it's so
funny because a friends of mine said, now she's very
relatable for that reason.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I know. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. One of
my favorite scenes on a movie is Dumb and Dummer
where he goes into the bathroom that's not working and
like ships his grins out and then the toilet went
a flush, and just sitting there watching it, I couldn't
stop laughing. But that's me.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
That's so funny. And the fact that you thought that
that it was one of those story toilets. I'm just curious.
Did he have the money then, I don't know, a
big house or was he like just starting out or
didn't have that big of a house. Yeah, he didn't
get that big.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I don't know what they together with ten years right together?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Ten years?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So like what can happen in ten years A lot,
a lot, especially.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
In that business. That's what Paul. You know, Paul's in
the like business and that like you know, if I
met Paul ten years ago, selln money. But I mean,
like twenty years ago, Paul came with a suitcase and
five dollars, not even a pillow. So did he have
that kind of house that you couldn't hear herself shitting?
(11:53):
I don't know, we don't.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Oh my god. So Treu's divorce was I was thinking,
well at first when she's talking and then she's like,
I shouldn't have to I'm like, oh my god, I
get it now.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I thought, here wasn't a ten thousand dollars toilet that's
heats your ass and the bidet comes out with a button.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I have one in my bedroom. It wasn't ten thousands,
two thousand, but it does everything. It blows you.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's when it's birds, water up in different holes. It's
about ten years ago. Your toilet was ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Probably you're right, you're right. So Drew's divorce has gone
on for a year and it's a roller coaster. Ralph
is with court ordered to move to the basement Drew
is not allowed down there unless given permission. Drew is
partnering with the father of Portia's child, Dennis.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Get it from all ends, especially since she was good
to Drew. Now, I watched last year's reunion. Yeah, and
her ax was not nice. No, he was not nice
to her, and they sat across from each other. They
had an exchange. She couldn't even sit by her. He
had to sit on the other side of Andy because
(13:08):
it was that tumultuous. So Porsha was her friend, and
Porsha was there for her. You know, I have to say,
there's a lot of guys out there. You don't need
to go for this one. This seems that great.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It seems a little dirty, It really does. Honestly, I
feel like there's gonna be a huge blow up between
Drew and Porsia. And if she is dating Dennis, that's
like a whole other level. That's a whole other level.
Now there, Drew's relationship with Ralph right now is so
bad that they have to be on an app like
Family Wizard, where they have to text and there's like
(13:42):
a mediator there in whatever they say. Yeah, well what
they Yeah, there's a mediator in anything you say or
text on that app can be used against you in court.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So I think middle finger emojis and shit.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's not good. It's not good. I was on it
with my ex and you know then it was it
was like one hundred dollars a year. It was an app,
and you yeah, you have to text on it, and
that's the only way that you can communicate. It's when
things are really bad. But if they're on Family Wizard
or whatever app they're on, but they're still living together,
(14:16):
like why not get out financial.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Or spite?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I got out. I literally took three kids to a
two bedroom apartment, Like.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Here's the thing I would get on. Not everybody has
that intestinal fortitude to say, I don't give a fuck
if I have to lick the sidewalk, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, that's how I know.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
And then there's also first, first of all, I don't
see it, and Drew, you know, to give up what
she has, and he's probably like, I'll leave when I'm ready,
and I'll make you miserable while I'm here.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I could not imagine living with my ex.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Well, some signs it's dangerous. There's prime passion as a
police officer, you know, the most dangerous call is in
a hold up. It's a domestic that is the most
dangerous call. Things happened. I was very concerned when Kim
(15:20):
Solsiak and I saw her husband losing I actually I
don't comment on these things, but I said, this is
so sad. There's children involved. This man is on his
breaking point. I see a catastrophe coming.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh for sure. Do you remember that movie War of
the Roses. Yeah, they both die in the end, they
both die. They were swinging from the chandelier, they were
doing everything. I'm like, that's how I felt Kim and
Kroy's relationship was.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
And I saw Croy, I'm like, this is not funny,
this is this is so scary. Please please get them
help and get them apart. They were still living together warrant.
They Yeah, I'm saying that you're playing with fire. You
are playing with fire. Got out are It's very dangerous
(16:11):
slip They're so dangerous. So I think that that is
something that you know, it's almost like should be core ordered.
If you can't communicate and you have to communicate on
an app, then that person should not get the home well.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And then we heard his voice but from downstairs in
the basement. He's banished to the basement. But I wonder
he obviously had to sign a release even to hear
his voice. So I'm wondering if we're going to see
him this season.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't want to see him.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I know, I know, but I wonder if we will.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I know, but I don't want to see him. And
let me tell you something. I'm sure she's keeping whatever
she's doing quiet and now, like if he don't know
about what's going on with the music producer over there
or your baby daddy, if he finds that out, because
I'm sure at some point he thought maybe this guy
(17:08):
was his friend too. You know, they're playing with fire.
They're playing now.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Kelly and her family celebrate her daughter's birthday. Kelly's a
single mom of four daughters, Kelly says, and those daughters
are a beautiful Kelly says she will be divorced in
two months and she's been going through the divorce for two.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
And a half years.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Kelly and her ex were married eleven years, and now
they are enemies. It became enemies.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Bet you.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
They're not living in the same house. It's because it
became an unsafe environment for her.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
And I'm talking about and she knew to get the
hell out, Kelly said. She said, that's all I'm gonna say, right,
and she's not saying I feel like he was abusive
physically and listen, happened that a mile away. I could
see that a mile away. Yeah, at that point, you
(18:09):
cut your losses and you go because you well.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Kelly owns a restaurant, a line of products, and a cookbook.
Her daughter's birthday, seventeen designer bags was a bit excessive
to me.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
By the time she was done with the seventeen, she
could have got her.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Put the Burken. That's what I said, I go, she
wanted a Burken But still, I mean, the waffle business
must be really good.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
But twenty four Characls syrup, I have some and.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Some I this is kind of hard for me. Seventeen
designer bags. I don't believe in doing that to your children,
because then what do they strive for? If everything's been
given to them and all this stuff, like, what do
they strive for? So I thought it was a bit excessive.
That's just me. I mean, one designer bag, Okay, I
(19:03):
could see that, But she's like, I'm not getting her
a burken but I'm gonna give her seventeen designer bags
that up to seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, no, exactly. Listen, right, Tamera, to each his own.
But when I went to disney Land disney World for
the first time at twenty two, I enjoyed it because
I wanted to take it all in. And you know,
(19:33):
I didn't have anything growing up, so I enjoyed my
things when I got later, you enjoyed it. But you know, listen,
there's also a thing like you want. She there's guilt.
There's mommy guilt. You're going through divorce. The kids are
missing their father, They're crying for their father, the little
ones going through it saying you know, she was crying
(19:53):
so hard she almost you know, threw up. You You
ran in the bathroom and threw up. When the kids
were wondering if dad's I know what she's going through.
You don't know what to do, right.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I know, I know maybe maybe I'm a little jealous,
Maybe I want to be her daughter.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
No, you're not jealous. You're not jealous. I'm not. I
don't get jealous of parents. And we know we've made
our mistakes and we've done some things right, we've done
some things wrong, and we know that it's just not
always great to give them everything.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's a thousand percent a thousand percent. And I even
feel like I give my kids a little too much anyways,
Like according to Eddie, he's the opposite where he doesn't
want to really give them much. He wants them to
work for everything. And I'm like, I.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Know, life shouldn't be so hard if it doesn't have to.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Be, I know. And I'm like, well, I'm not exactly
like that, you know. I want to take in.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Their lives a little bit easier. That's all. That's it.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Then Porsia meets with the same attorney from her previous divorce.
Simon told Portia he doesn't want to want her to
film in the house and they need to file on
emergency request. Porsia says she didn't didn't know that Simon
didn't have a green card.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh Jack, don't just come back. I hit the road Simon.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Now I know, Well that name in itself is.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
He loved him. She loved him?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Did you think I have a question? Look at the mirror,
Oh I know, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Was just confused, Like how did she not know this information.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Because she was in love. Yeah, she was getting a
love haze. I don't know what about that guy that
that people were fighting over.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
No hard pass me.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
There's so many fish in the sea.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
And Portia is so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
And she looks photoshopped in person.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
And by the way, her and I did a commercial together.
She is such a girl's girl, That's what she's like.
She's like, let me fix your shirt, let's put push
your boot, your booby's up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
What I have?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You know, she's really a girl's girl. And I really,
you know, I thought, God.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
She threw it. She has threw it, only to have
Kelly stick it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
In her ass, stick it in her asshole. So Samya, Kelly,
and Britt meet Samiya brings up Porscha's divorce with Simon.
Kelly says Porscha shouldn't have taken another woman's man. Samia
says there was no crossover between Simon's ex and Porsia.
Kelly says it looks crazy for Porscha to go to
her home and wind up marrying that guy. It is like,
(22:41):
if you look at it from the outside, it is
kind of crazy. But I don't think it was that, Like,
from what they're saying, there was no crossover, like obviously
they had met. I met Eddie a year before him
and I got together, and I was with my ex
husban when we met him. He lived in our neighborhood.
He literally went was in the fitness industry and judge people.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I know, Kelly, Kelly, don't judge because your life's about
to get real weird being single, you were married for
eleven years. Don't judge anyone, especially, don't kick them when
they're down.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
But Housewife Show is all about judging people, So right,
Denis stand dou'll standard and judgment. Yeah, keep judging, keep judging.
So Brit says she heard that Drew was dating Dennis.
Now we don't know if that's.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
True yet, but I think I think it is.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I think it is.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I do.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh boy, so Kelly says. But then Kelly says that
Dennis was in her DMS, so.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, and she's Dennis Dennis so Dennis, I mean.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So the backstory is Portia met Simon during season thirteen,
when his ex wife Fallon was cast as a friend.
Fallon announced their split in April twenty twenty one. Portia
and Simon started secretly dating the same month, but didn't
go public to May twenty twenty one. And then also
(24:16):
for everybody, because no, Dennis is the father of Porsia's child,
but they were never married. So this is a whole
lot of messiness and I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
It's gonna get crazy and nasty and ugly, and those
girls know how to fight. And I'm so excited. I know. Yeah,
I'm still like I'm jealous because I'm jealous because it
was so good.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I mean they may have a number one show again.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I think used to be number one for a long
time back in the day. Tamma, you remember they got
to be.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh my god, their ratings were in the million.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
They just touched them. Yeah you never. You couldn't buy
his seat to their show. They were just like it was.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, and it's slowly declined. It's slowly declined.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
And big Well Nini left or a lot of the
names left.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah. Yeah. So then Porsha and Shamia go to the
strip club like, Hey, Dolores, you want to go to.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
The strip club? Camera, Hey, what are you doing? I'm
in town. I'll meet you at.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Uh I'll meet you at Sugars.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Let meet you at h so I can have somebody
clapping the rass in my face.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Face while I'm eating my Yeah, I'm eating my hot dog.
I mean, I'm like, who does this? I don't know.
I mean, okay, so she's they go to a strip club.
We see lots of asses clapping. Shamiah says, Simon text
her congratulations on her. Peach like, wow, Like what is
(25:59):
he doing. He's not texting, you know, his wife or
ex wife, but he's texting another cast member to say that.
Shimiya tells Porsha that Kelly accused her of taking somebody's man.
Shemya brings up Drew and Dennis's relationship. Porscha says, Drew
is crossing the line. I he is crossing the line.
(26:19):
There's a little bit of a girl code there. So
I wonder if she was working with Dennis before she
knew that Porschia was coming back to the show, or
did she do it.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
It doesn't matter, they were friends. They were friends.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I know it's a no go regardless, but I'm like,
did she do this just for the show or did
she do this? Is this been going on for a while.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's what I I don't think she from the looks
of things and the look on her face. I don't
know why she thinks that she could have gotten away
with it, But I don't think it's something that I
think that. This is why I think she likes him,
because you have to like somebody to know that going
with him is going to really fuck you on this show,
(27:03):
Like is it. It's got to be worth it to her.
I don't think he's like a big movie producer. It's
not like, you know, she's vulnerable right now, she's got
the But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I feel like that Dennis just wants to be part
of the show, is what I'm thinking. And I can't
imagine Eddie or Paul like reaching out to a new
cast member and congratulating them for their orange or whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I think he's trying to get clout from the show.
Some of these guys that come on camera listen, Eddie
would be so happy if he never saw the show again.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yes, I know some of these both.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Not getting paid. To me, he does not care, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
No, But also, you guys have a different dynamic on
your show. You the guys do stuff together. Most shows
do not have that. So I really enjoy watching the
guys but on other shows, but I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I don't like it because the guys are involved. It
does take away from us and then we wind up
getting fights over them.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh that's true. I could see that.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I got to protect our men.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, I mean, I think there's nothing more do share
than guys getting involved in the housewives show.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's just like.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well, I mean, Eddie barely can stand the downloads, like,
okay to download you on what happened yesterday? And anybody
His go to is why don't you find different friends?
And I go, can you stop saying that?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
All right? That's it, That's that's so easy to do, right.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Find different friends? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Uh huh take that.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Kelly arrives at Shemia's house early. Samia tells Kelly she
felt uncomfortable hearing her say that Porsha stole another woman's man.
Kelly says, Porsha is already take talking about her. Kelly
says she was passionate about it because she knows what
it's like to be cheated on. Do you think Kelly's
coming in a little too hot.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
And way too hot. We know how this what happens here? Also, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly came on saying, I'm gonna go for Porsche because
I'm gonna make a name for myself. Just like you know,
you get in a fist fight in the neighborhood, you win.
Now somebody else wants to fight you to hold the title, right,
(29:21):
But it's the title of clearly Porsche, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And Kelly is the one talking about Porscha. It's not
the other way around.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like she's a name for
her before. But but like Porscha said, and she handled
it very well. Porsia was like, really, I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I was kind of shocked. Were you shocked that Porscha
was so calm, Like she's just like, oh, okay whatever.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
She didn't answer her number one because why should she.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
But even on her confessional, I felt like she was
being very nice.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I'd be like, for now, for now, now, now, don't
blow your load in the first episode, because Kelly, you
just blew your load. It's an amateur move.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Boy, is it? The rest of them? I know, I mean,
I could say so much, but I can't. The rest
of the woman.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
You know what I mean? Right?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Y's I do? The rest of the woman arrived at
she made his birthday party, except for Portia. Can you
question if Britt is married since she's not wearing a
second ring and if she has been married to.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Talk about blowing up the bathroom? She shipped her pants
when Kenya came in.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, and Brice says she has one husband?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
One husband?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh does she mean because she doesn't have like a
band and a dian band? Oh that isn't that kind
of old school nowadays? Like I don't know, I think I.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Think she was making Kenya was making conversation. But Kenya
came in with big dick energy and she was like
kind of intimidating, and she yeah, she was just like
she kind of just checked every and then instead of
her saying like, she ran over to her husband and
she's like, she said, my ring was please girls, hold
(31:10):
hold her mind.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Well, Britt says, Kenya is being stand offish and is
questioning her marriage. What are your thoughts on Kenya being
edited down to a guest role, no confessional, not a
lot of screen time, et cetera. What do you think
about that?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Didn't she get in a little trouble.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Got a little bit trouble.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yes, yes, Oh that's She's lucky to be on she was,
she's being reprimanded.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I think I don't know when the trouble happened. Do
you remember who the trouble was with? She showed pictures
or something, you know, I can't remember who it was. Oh,
it was Britt, Britt, it was Britt.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
It was Britt.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
So I it's mid season. I wonder if they're even
going to show that episode or how that's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
That's gonna be Eagles issue. Yeah, it seems like Kenya
was coming for Bretta in some way. She listens right,
Actually it's in the trailer. It is in the trailer,
so they are going to be showing it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So I'm I'm excited to see that, see what actually
went down. If they if they can play it like
they did, like you know, how it truly happened without.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Legal they would probably need a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Of blurring, That's what I'm hearing. So then everybody's there
except for Portie, and you know, she gets this rolls
Royce and everybody's clapping, and.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
The pictures are taken and what clapping?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I know she pulls the big old cover off of it,
and it's a Rolls Royce and yelling, oh up, you're
up your game. And then in comes Porsche like right
into the driver's seat, as if, Hi, I'm here, Sorry,
I'm late.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I was annoyed.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Let her have her moment.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I was annoyed. Let me tell you something, Tom, don't
even need a moment. She's got it. She's got it.
But but you know, Porsche running in on her moment
and give her a minute. Porsche, be be aware of
other people's needs and wants and don't be the selfish friend.
(33:39):
I don't like selfish friends.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, I don't either. But it was like, Me is like,
I am rich, bitch, look at this car. And Porscha's like, oh,
let me say I'm here. I know she's working on
the car. She's like and then por She's like, sorry,
I'm late. She's like, if I don't leave at a
certain time, it's I'm two hours late.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
All right, Yeah, get the fuck out of here. I
don't care that there's traffic.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
She'll get out of my way. Get out of my way.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
If you know that there's traffic, get in the fucking car.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh god, So all the women introduced themselves and sit
together to chat. Kelly asked Porscha why she took another
woman's husband. Porscha asked Kelly what her name is?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Jersey? She would have got her teeth kicked in right,
like stand if you're gonna come for somebody, stand up,
don't be sitting down and do it because your game
was surprise.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Porscha's just asked, like what's what is what her name is?
I'm saying she doesn't even know her.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
You know what, though, camera, she did the right thing.
She didn't give her her moment that she was looking.
She didn't give it to her. She didn't give it
to her. If she ignores her, then she doesn't then
then yeah, if it's flat and now the viewers don't
like that ship, the viewers will be like, thirsty bitch.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Your thirsday Thursday, Like, you.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Just meet someone, you don't even know my name, You
don't introduce hi, I'm I'm going through a divorce. Make
a conversation, just be like why are you still somebody's man?
You looked, you blew your load, you look.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Like I know. It's like the stupidest Brooky mistake ever
like I and you know, I.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Feel likened Thursday.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Some of these new girls that come on the show,
they've watched it for so many years and they think
I have to start drama right away, and for her
to just ride out the gate like and por, She's like,
I'm sorry, what is your name?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
You know that the producers like that person. Oh, I'm
sure yous don't And then you and then you lose
steam by the end of the season, and then what
happens is that people don't like you, and then and
then now the girls know what you're up to, so
they can all like vote not to be around you
because they know what you did to her. You do
(35:54):
it to them, so you take a big chance doing
that for sure?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well oh absolutely, and it ends with it to be
continued when Shamia asked Drew if she's dating Dennis. So
these girls are ruthless. It's gonna get really good. The
first episode was great. I'm glad that Atlanta's back. I
feel like they've been gone forever. So do why it's
(36:19):
been a while, right, hasn't it been a while?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Atlanta is back.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
They are back. They are back, and they are better
than ever good job than ever.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, they're casted well, they have casted really well. You
know that is everything?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Well you know that, oh the cast is everything. Do
you know that the last time they were on the
air of September twenty twenty three, so it has been
a while. Really Yep, that was their last episode twenty three.
So they did take they did take a little break.
So they they took their time like they're doing with
Jersey right now, and they're gonna get it right and
they're gonna come back twice as strong. That's what's gonna happen.
(36:59):
I think some times that's what it takes. Did you
miss Marlowe? Chara or Candy.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Charay is my girl. We share a birthday, so I
love Shara. But here's the thing. Camera it was so good.
I know it was so good. If I wasn't asked
back and I saw that and it aired, I will
be like throwing up in the feedle like a bad grade.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
That's why I say I'm like I would have been
in the fetal position.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I was at the feetle and I mean I'm not I've.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Never been a huge fan of Marlowe's but Chara and Candy, yes,
you know I adore them, but to be honest with you,
it was so good, like whatever, Yeah, it was so
good that it was like, you know, it was okay.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
I hate to say it because I care for the
other people, but it was good.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, it was really good. Well, well that's it and
it's to be continued and we'll be back next week
with another episode of Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Woo who I cannot beat
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Mhm.
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