July 10, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
a Pod with myself.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
And Delores Catana.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hi. We were just sitting here chatting and it's Erica's birthday,
so first we want to give a little shout out
Happy birthday to you, Erica.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And then be birthday.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And then Dolores, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Because I said, she's probably busy with the bodyguard. He
didn't tell you. No, she's not getting you are letting
her get away with this.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
No, don't you worry. Next week I'll be talking about it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
But then I was wondering, maybe it is a bodyguard.
Maybe it's her bodyguard.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I keep like Whitney Houston coming to mind.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I just I mean, he's no Kevin Costner, but maybe
he's closed.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
But like you know, there's something about that protective it's hot.
It's like, I get it, Erica. You want that big
burly guy. You want to feel like a man throwing
you around, like girl, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
If anyone's gonna get it, Dolores is gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I I'm not. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I tend to open little wheely guys.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So I know because yeah that I get it, Erica.
I'm happy, enjoy Enjoy Erica.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We need more details and we need to know if
handholding is something that just happens with the bodyguards.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, or you know, if you're scared, Oh a car's passing,
let me hold your head.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well, I'm going to just start saying every time they
catch me on a date with somebody that it's my bodyguard.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Perfect. That's perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But from the math that I did, is that I
recognize the math guy. Of course I did the math.
I recognize this guy because he was Heidi mond Togs. Yeah,
and they did that show together in London.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yes, I remember that. I don't know why I remember that,
but I do for some reason because he was very
much the face always like in the picture of that.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, he was everywhere. So I don't know. I'm confused.
I'm excited for more details and I'll grow, don't you guys, worry.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I won't let it pass just because tomorrow's episode you're
going to hear her and we're not going to.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Talk about it. It's only because I didn't know yet.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We had to figure it was that, Teddy, because you
would never you know what, you should have been a
private investigator, because you are an interrogator, because you do
not let up.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
No, I don't, I don't. I don't let up.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But speaking of not letting up and talking about pis
and investigators, did you see this first thing? Doctor Nicole
accuses Marisel of hiring a PI to investigate her I did.
On an episode of her podcast From Scrubs to Stilettos
with Real Housewives of Dallas's Tiffany Moon, Doctor Nicole said,
one of my castmates confessed to me that the other
(03:15):
castmate had told her that she had hired an investigator.
She explained that the castmate thought she came with receipts
for a scandal that would get her bumped up to
mohito status. So she's pretty much she said, she's a parasol. Yeah,
that's what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, because she's the only friend of, which I still
don't agree with, right, I mean, Teddy, you have to
agree with me. How is she just a friend of
after all this time.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She shouldn't be just a friend of She should be
bumped right up because she's in every single episode and
always involved, and she's pretty good as at getting people.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
To calm down when they're too left up.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
She'd dressed as well, and her husband's wonderful. So so
she's accused. But wait, Kiki is too a friend of No.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Kiki's a and then so is Adriana.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wow, we don't see this season well Adriana. And so
then I'm not going to just say, oh, it's only Marisol.
There's three suspects.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't see Kiki doing it. I would say, definitely,
it's not Keiki.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
There's three suspects. I'm gonna just leave it at that.
You never put anything past anybody you don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But also, I remember when we first found out that
doctor Nicole was not going to be back, she had
told everybody it was because she was having postpartum and
she wasn't interested in doing that. So now I'm curious
why this news story's coming out so late, right when
the episodes are starting.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, I podcasts, listen, if you're gonna, if you're gonna
open your mouth and say something just I'm very much
a fan of not giving up your source.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
So I wouldn't say who said it, but I would
say who did it true? Get my point like I
would say, so and so did this to me? And
I have proof, And I'm gonna what proof is not
someone talking? Proof is black and white.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Proof is show it to me on the piece of paper,
like I have proof right now. The season seven taglines
that we're going to go through, and granted we may
read one of them wrong, but we're trying our hardest
to make them really proof.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Do you want to start with your Alexi? I go ahead,
Do you go first.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Larsa.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's hard to get on my bad side because I
don't have one.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh, come on, Larsa, you know you do.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Gertie, I'm a fierce spider and even a stronger survivor.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
She is coming in hot this season.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh common talk about she's like the torturer.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Then Julia, Oh she bugs But Julia, my chicken coop
is full.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And now so is my house?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Very fitting?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, very fitting, very uninteresting.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Lisa. I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the weight.
It's exactly certainly, Lisa. Nothing against you, No one is.
And by the way, it's very fitting. I think that
fits her too.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And then we've got Stephanie, which is the new housewife.
I don't just sell luxury, I live it.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Were a million times. We got it. The first time,
we got it, this second time, we got it in
every scene thirty times.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know what we also got we got this years
ago when Real Housewives of Beverly Hills did like an
air mased burken episode.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
We don't need to talk about them anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
They can't get wet. Why they can't with a raincoat?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
So does my laboo boo.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I saw you got it for your birthday. I did
wish you a happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I was so exciting.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, guys, we're gonna have to kind of blow through
these two episodes because I have to get to a
doctor's appointment, which is just so fun.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
If you want to talk about where I'm not a
happy person, it's at the hospital.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I get it. I'm sure who is happy that.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I mean like, I'm like, this is where bad please right?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, it's definitely not not until I get to ring
all my dingers and say I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
But it starts out.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Where Julia is embarrassed about how she acted at Marisel's party.
She thinks Gurti is constantly come at her. Gertie, on
the other hand, thinks she Julia violated her. She felt
degraded and felt she had never felt that way before.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
But also, why straight up lie and say you spilled
the water. You didn't spill the way.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I saw that. I saw that. Come on, stop, just
say she was She was very remorseful. She was crying
that she did it because she's embarrassed. But then she
doesn't admit to doing it, like she sugar coated what
she did. Okay, whatever, that's not even worth spending a
minute on it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But then Larsa and Stephanie go on Stephanie's private plane
to pick her up her dogs in Orlando. Larsa gets
a FaceTime from Marisol well Stephanie is getting her dogs,
and Marisel tells Stephanie that Alexia dropped.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
The bomb of extending their divorce.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What in the Taylor swift is happening that we're taking
a private jet for a thirty minute pickup for a dog.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
We need more money?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, well no, I mean they don't need more money.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I know believe you can't just pick up our dogs.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I can't. I couldn't even find the time to bring
my dog to get her nails clipped yesterday, so I
don't even know. Look look at me. I would They
wouldn't allow me on a plane, not even a commercial plane.
Right now, I don't feel good. I'm tired. I have
a fever store coming up, and my dog's nails are
scratching the floor because they're so long. Can I borrow
(09:27):
the plane to clean it? Maybe?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Can I borrow the plane? And can I have some caviar?
And yeah, oh my gosh, do you like caviar?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
But you know whose cavier is good because it's not
very fishy. Meredith Marx. Really, her fat caviar is really good.
And I'm not a caviar person. Hers is good.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Are you a big Meredith Marks fan? I like it
because I don't think we've talked about her before.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I haven't been able to, but I know her personally.
She's lovely. She gets picked on on the show, she
gets ship on everywhere.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, she does get shit on on the show, but
oftentimes it's because she's running away. I think whenever you
run away. You're gonna get picked on.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
But I never got over. The funniest thing on the
show all in the whole time it's been on. Is
your husband? The RUMs? Do you want me to talk
about the rumors about your loo?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I love her too, We.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Gotta love her. I want her to play in my
softball game because she's in New York.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Where's my invite to the song?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You don't need an invite? You are there, Can you come?
It's August fifth? No.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
If hardballs throwing at my head isn't exactly what I
need to be doing, I don't know it is.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'll give you whatever spot on that field you want, Teddy.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Okay, I want of you where the hot dudes are?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Okay, Well, the doctors play against the doctors. Get some
cute ones there, and I'll have anybody on the team
you want.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Okay. Perfect. Then Kiki heads to the airport to pick
up her dad.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Her dad kicked her out when she started modeling and
they didn't talk for ten years. He shocks Kiki with
some news of having a three year old brother.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Do you remember when doctor Nicole's dad did this too?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Doctor Nichole's dad was an icon? And yes, I like Nicole,
and I like where she comes from, even though the parent,
the father, was a mess. I love her mother too.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But I think a lot of people, and you know,
maybe I'm speaking partially from myself, but a lot of people,
when you have one parent that is a little bit difficult,
you become kind of a type A child, which I
would say I am, like, I'm pretty controlling type A,
and I would say that was a lot because of
the way I grew up.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well, then that would I don't think I'm Type A
because everything's a mess and I'm very unorganized, but I'm
controlling in a situation that I know when I know
I can handle something like, I take control. So if
that's but.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's why I think doctor Nicole might be the way
she is, Well, she had to be the adult.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
She had to be the adult. That happens.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Then Larsa, Marisol, Stephanie, and Julia meet for drinks. Alexia
isn't there with them and they wonder why, and it's
because she's never late, and Stephanie says that's her biggest
pet peeve people who are late. My, oh my gosh.
I did a whole season on this. We know everything
that she has to say. I think that we're going
to have some disagreeing because I think that Tam loves
(12:38):
Stephanie really yeah, why, I don't know, I'm unsure, But
what are your thoughts on Alexia putting off of her
divorce another three months to be with Todd.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I think she's addicted to him, because if we're going
into the whole narcissist thing, I feel like this is
an overused word. Every bad boyfriend is labeled a narcissists.
None of us are psychologists or whatever. And I think
that she's addicted to him in a way. I don't
know why. I've met Toddy. He was a great guy.
(13:21):
She's attracted to him sometimes like the attraction I'll get
to you. But at your age, Alexia, you're in your
fifties at this point, is that you're getting worth the
you're getting? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
How does she think this is going to turn out
for her after he watches this season. I don't think
there's going to be any more extensions.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
By the way, Teddy, she was worried about that. I
did see her during the upfronts. She was here with Marizol.
We were sitting with Tamra and she was concerned. She
was absolutely concerned. But he deserves whatever he's getting, and
if he is humbled by anything, and if he wants
(14:01):
to really be with her, then he will accept that
he kind of deserved what he got.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I feel like either Todd has the biggest pain on
earth or the only person it's.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Got to be like a Clivesdale. It's got to be
so big, it's got to be the size of my townhouse.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
It's four it's.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I mean, I don't get it. And at what point
is like, is it that big of a deal, Like
we're in our fifties, things change.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Like were he a couple of years left from no
longer having orgasms?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Anyway, That's what I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Like, Come on, that thing doesn't last forever on either side,
So on either side, I think.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
But I do think that the women, when it comes
to the women and they say stuff to her, she
doesn't seem very offended. But I think there's a way
he has to get to her, and I think that's
what she's addicted to.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Well, it's not the first time I've seen this. It's
a tale as old as time. But I can tell
you nothing is that big or that good, not a thing, And.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I would especially say not him.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Well I wouldn't know. I mean, you know, but so
what can you do?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Who knows? But then they're Julia's party.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Alecia tells them that she's been anxious and stress and
she tells Adriana that she had added to that stress
when Adriana spread lies and rumors.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
A year ago.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
This I think we have to let go because these
lies and rumors allegedly looked like they were true.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Like if that's the truth, and then every single person
in the Housewives franchise relationship will be over, every single one,
including leases because that guy's getting hammered.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Like he's morphed into one of the guys on the
valley at this point.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't think this guy signs up for this.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But there's no little Jody.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't think he did either, But I mean they
played games at this party, they do dirty diapers and
Lisa gags and this entire party. To me, I'm over it.
I've moved on. So I wanted to get right to episode.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Five good, but we can't forget one thing. What did Jody?
Did I see this? Or am I imagining did Jody
interrupt her confessional?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
He did?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Can you explain?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Like, okay, so you know how some people have glam or,
they have somebody that helps them inside of their confessionals,
like gives them little things to say.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Well, that's the person talking to you.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, that's a person. No, but some people like the side.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, like who's guilty of this?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Somebody that has really funny confessionals but aren't really that funny.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
So you're like, how does this happen?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
We just recently talked about this and we were saying
that it doesn't come on. You always know when somebody
has a line from like their glam.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They're glam or the producer or whomever it is. But
I think he any time they're talking about anything financially
related or anything having to do with Lenny, I think that, uh,
he steps in because he's worried she's gonna say it
wrong and get in trouble in court.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Is my guess.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Maybe you're right because he's a business guy.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah that is. That's That's what I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
But that being said, I don't really know. Then we
see Alexia meet with Danielle, who's the self help expert.
She explains the emotional roller coaster she's been on. I
(17:40):
almost tears started welling up in my eyes when I
saw the quote tears of laughter, not sadness. When I
saw sudden the quotes come up because I was like,
you know, when you're going through kind of a ship
time and then Instagram just starts sending you ship you
don't want to see motivation, Like I'm like, I don't
(18:00):
want to hear this, but that's what I felt like.
When I saw this, I was like, oh, I've seen
some of this guy's stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Wait, I have to go back to the fedlines before.
Remember when it was Teresa because we were just laughing
about it with kim De. Remember when she tried to
spell POJ to kim De but she spelted broke, piece
of shit, home wreck, and war, but it was spelled
the right because you always knew when someone told Teresa
to say something. It was typically like James Leonard would say,
(18:27):
oh there, like somebody would come up with something funny,
but then when she would repeat it, it was so funny.
Didn't know what you would repeat it wrong. Because at
the fashion show with Kimde, when she tried to spell
POJ piece of shit homewrecker corr.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
And that's what I would think.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Oh that's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
We need some of this on Miami. We need some
pieces of shit co course. But then Stephanie, Keky and
larsa meat for lunch. Stephanie tells them she is close
with their parents and took them on her honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
They all are confused by this. So was I would
you want your parents on your honeymoon?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
No? I would if I was bored on my honeymoon,
or if you had.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
A baby that needed to be taken care.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Of some time, yeah, like a me born. Yeah. No,
would I want my parents on my twentieth honeymoon? Maybe
I wouldn't care, I'd bring everyone, or I just I
like my space alone. But yeah, would I bring my
parents on my honeymoon if it wasn't romantic, Yeah I would.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
But this is what I'm kind of confused about when
it comes to Stephanie. So so we've seen her jet,
We've seen all of her businesses that she has. She's
told us that she's married to an older man, but
that you know, she fighting her way through the top.
All of this are great things, lovely but you, yeah,
be very proud. But enough, now we got it. Because
(20:13):
think about normally when a new housewife comes in, they
like give us a slow burn with this.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
No, we're getting all of it.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
We're getting all of her financials right off the back.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Great. Next it'll be the bank account. So she blew
load you absolutely bluer load all over the place.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like, what are they going to talk about next?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
In the condo?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
This is I'm telling you, I love animals so much.
That's one thing I really like about her and him.
The the sisters don't talk. This is all in the
first We've seen everything. We've seen all the bags, the planes,
the cars, the clothes, the partners.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
With the Mini Cooper.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I'd be pissed if I was a sister that got
the Mini Cooper and not the range Rover.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
There's a way, another story why the sisters don't talk
to you. And it's not always because they're jealous. Some
people are just not just jealous. Some people are mad
about something. But I'm sure that she tried to make
up with the sisters before this all started and sent
them presents. And let's see if.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
They come back around.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Let's see if we see the sisters, but she didn't
know where the sisters were.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Living even well, I mean, how hard and the way
she kept saying, I have twin sisters. I'm not that smart.
So I kept thinking, is she a triplet?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I'm not looking at you.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I kept going, so is she a triplet?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Rewarded?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, I think you're really smart, by the way, But
that part I got And I'm stupid. I just said
this morning, I'm stupid. I'm a very simple minded person.
I can't even read. But that I didn't trick me, Teddy,
it got me. It got me.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Like she has twin sisters, I'm like, why doesn't she
just say triplets?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
So I'm just looking for.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
We get thrown up for no reason. It's okay, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
But then all the girls are preparing for the hurricane
in their houses and is checking out the coconuts on
the tree. Steve brings Marisol vodka. Stephanie calls Julia while
she's getting dog food.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Adrian met Julia.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Wait definitely just meant Julia three minutes ago, and she's
calling her to check on her chickens.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Who I don't believe that she likes chickens? Who likes
chickens other than to eat.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I don't. I mean, I love all animals, bigger, small,
God created them all.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Oh my gosh, are you like playing to Peter right now?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh no, I'm a You have to understand, like, I'm
a huge person, but I'm not a vegan, so I'm
really a little bit of a hypocrite on that. But
here's the thing. You're calling to check on her to
see if she's okay. You met her for two minutes. Yeah,
chickens need help. I'll come help them. Are you gonna
(23:13):
build the taj mahal for them in the farm?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
What what are you doing? Are you sending the plane
to put them in so they don't get swept away?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah. Well, then they decide they're going to go to
this goddess party. Some other things happen in regards to
the hurricane. In regards to the arguing, Gerdi and Julia
meet up to talk. Julia apologizes for their fight, and
this time she says throwing the water, not spilling the water,
which was a good call. But you can tell that
Gerdi is nowhere over this.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
It's too soon. It's too soon to sit. But listen,
I'm from New Jersey. If you're not physically getting accosted
or having something smashed in your face, water would not
be something I needed more than one meeting over. No like,
I'm good, like an apology good? You throw the water,
(24:04):
you know the next thing, the table's on top of you,
so like It's well.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Lisa wasn't sticky, and I have to be honest, I
would have been more pissed had I had my wig
on or my hair done in the water on me
than if I didn't have my hair on at the moment,
Like right now, I could take my hair off, and
if you've flung water on me, I'd probably.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Be like few, I'll sweat through my sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
But if you did it right now after I styled
this way, I'll cut it of the.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Style of your way. I love your hair.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Is so nice.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's a little pony. It's my way of not having
to do makeup. But then they go to the narcissist party.
But do we believe Lisa was two hours late in
the sprinter van? I do, and I would have lost
my absolute ship two hours in that splinter van.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
But they should have left. Why wait for her listen.
There are some people on my cast that would be
two to three hours late, and they wait for them,
and I'd be like, you know, there should be a policy,
but Lisa's late all the time, the.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Two hours late, and like, I mean there was, yes, clearly,
there was an entire scene that haunts me for the
rest of my life of me waiting for Dree and
I left after whatever forty seven minutes.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
It became a big deal.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
But I was sitting in a restaurant. If they had
me sitting in a sprintervander.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
In Florida in the middle of summer to go.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
To a narcissist party that I didn't want to go to.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
No, I would be like, oh, I'm not meeting just
meet me there. But here's the thing. It could have
been set up because you know, she says, the first
thing Stephanie says when she's being introduced is I have
a real pet peeve of people being late. And we
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all know Lisa is going to be late to the
next scene because it's always late anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I know, I've been mares all kind of tried to
have her back and say, oh, shoot, she's not answering
because she doesn't. But then The part that I thought
was interesting, which I think is going to play out
throughout the season, is how all of the women were
upset that Lisa is always late, and none of them
had the balls to say anything. So in this moment,
I was like, you know what, Stephanie, you and your
jet made my list. Now you yourself, You redeemed yourself,
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You your balls. You just flung out on the table
and let be known, don't be fucking late. And Lisa
couldn't even apologize.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
She doesn't do that good.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
She well, that's why I think she doesn't do well
in the narcissist party.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
And I love her, but no, she doesn't say in
anything against her or Jody Paul's Paul loves Jodie.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
She does just kid.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Well. Paul likes him. They met at Bravo Khan. Lisa
was fine when when I would met her, she was
very nice, very talkative. You know, not everybody you've mee
a bravocan is talkative, right Teddy, Lisa's not Lisa.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I've always had a fun time with her at Bravo
con and she was cool on the pod too, But
I think in this instance, I think that's at some
point production has to lay down the line more than
you're more than thirty five minutes late, you get yourself
to the event.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, and if you don't show up, then you missed out.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah, thirty minutes I think is passable.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
But there. Yeah, but even in a sprinter van nots
but then that that once they get to the narcissist party,
each of them have specific goddess titles. We've got Maricel
Goddess of Cockies, Larsa Goddess of selfies, Kiki, Goddess of
male anatomy, Gertie Goddess of gab Stephanie Goddess of punctuality,
Julia Goddess of Kissing, Adriana Goddess of purity, Alexia Goddess
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of Stars, Lisa Goddess of tardiness.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Lisa finally you know she's shown up.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
She's starting to get upset, and then the self help
guy is kind of trying to hold her accountable and
she gets upset, and that's where we end scenes for
next week, So we don't even by the time this
episode is over, we don't even see them get there yet,
and they're still too busy.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Fighting about who's being late.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
But scenes for next week we see them arriving, and
we see that the self help guy is going to
come after Lisa a little bit, and it looks like
she leaves angry.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Stop running out of scenes, everybody, Okay, it's enough already,
it's enough. I've just said that a lot this year.
Porsche ran out all the time on the valley. Everybody
runs out crying and doesn't finish the scene. I mean,
I don't know, but where I come from, we're not
allowed to do that. So I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Even when I come from sitting in front of this
computer talking to you, if I just got up and left.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
That's my job. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
And she ran out last week, she went out of
the baby shower.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
And you know, I'd like to say, maybe she's going
through a lot. She just did have a loss in
her life. But we know what we sign up for,
and you'd better stand there and hold your ground because
you don't leave. No.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
And also you have the choice to say, I am
not filming. I am going through too much with my
family and I'm not filming.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I can't get a break. I need a break. And
I think they would have done that. They would have
given her the two weeks or whatever.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
It may be, but I.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Mean I do I couldn't really decide who I believed.
So I want to ask you, because you have a
good read on people. I forget if it was in
the first episode, we recaptured the second but where Larsa
and Lisa at the same time are discussing what happened
with Jody, and Larsa is saying that Jodi lost it.
She's even talking to her friend on the plane and
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he's saying how he lost it. And then Lisa says,
he's never raised his voice in his life. He's not
like this, like, who are we believing here?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well, I had a thing with that, and I'm going
to tell you I didn't believe Larsa. And and then
is it Philip blind that she faced times?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
I think so once he came on that I believed
her too. Why did I believe him? I didn't believe
her one little.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Bit because sometimes she exaggerates the truth to who she
wants to screw next, Like if she wants to screw
you over, Larsa is gonna do it, and she's going
to do it in a way where she's going to
tell her story the way she wants to fit to
justify what she's doing to you.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Next, So, if Jody was an asshole and Jody was
going over the top, why didn't Lisa just a little
bit say like, yeah, Jody was a little bit tipsy,
or Jody was trying to protect me because you were
being such an asshole. But pretending he's never raised his
voice in his life or been upset, I'm like, I'd
like to say that about myself.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Well, I, first of all, that's in his life. Everyone's
raised their voice or been upset at one time or another.
I didn't see it in him, Like he seems very subdued.
But I only know them from the show really, and
he seems like, you know, he's a tech guy. They're
kind of like usually the calmer ones.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
But clearly this is after filming, right, But.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I don't know, like when when she she she's that's
the badside of Larsa, she hammered it home when she
got Philip fucking Plyne on the on the horn to
to reiterate what he saw. Now, the only explanation for
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Lisa saying he didn't do it, if that actually happened,
would mean that she wasn't there when it happened. Maybe
she was in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
But according to Larsa, Lisa was told to stop it
and told him to calm down. I hope we get
to see a little bit more of this.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh, Lara is not going to leave this alone. Okay,
I'm going to tell you this. If it happened, and
I'm telling you right now, if it happened, you know,
somebody at that place has it on video. If if
it happens, and if I don't see a video of that,
I will always have doubt that it happens.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Because because there was a million people there taking videos,
and Larsa was probably taking a selfie video of herself
at that moment.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
You know, she had the light out and everything when
it happened, the big fat light out that she carries
in her bag.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I think it's her brand now, which, by the way, Larsa,
send me one.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Larsa, you better send me one, otherwise I'll say that
you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, otherwise we're going to be team Lisa for this fight.
But you guys, thanks for tuning in. We'll be back
again next week for more recaps.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
But it's going to send some caviar.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Great.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I'm to call her right now.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I don't know that she loves me that much, so
it might take some greasing of the wheels.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
She's very easy going, like I'll just have to say,
like she's just reading you're wrong, You're a great person.
Wouldn't be friends with you.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Just listening to the pod?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, Like stop, Meredith, don't don't not like my friends.
Stepine will be your friend.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Thanks for tonight, you good luck at the dogs.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Thanks
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
a Pod with myself.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
And Delores Catana.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hi. We were just sitting here chatting and it's Erica's birthday,
so first we want to give a little shout out
Happy birthday to you, Erica.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And then be birthday.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And then Dolores, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Because I said, she's probably busy with the bodyguard. He
didn't tell you. No, she's not getting you are letting
her get away with this.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
No, don't you worry. Next week I'll be talking about it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
But then I was wondering, maybe it is a bodyguard.
Maybe it's her bodyguard.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I keep like Whitney Houston coming to mind.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I just I mean, he's no Kevin Costner, but maybe
he's closed.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
But like you know, there's something about that protective it's hot.
It's like, I get it, Erica. You want that big
burly guy. You want to feel like a man throwing
you around, like girl, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
If anyone's gonna get it, Dolores is gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I I'm not. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I tend to open little wheely guys.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So I know because yeah that I get it, Erica.
I'm happy, enjoy Enjoy Erica.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We need more details and we need to know if
handholding is something that just happens with the bodyguards.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, or you know, if you're scared, Oh a car's passing,
let me hold your head.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well, I'm going to just start saying every time they
catch me on a date with somebody that it's my bodyguard.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Perfect. That's perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But from the math that I did, is that I
recognize the math guy. Of course I did the math.
I recognize this guy because he was Heidi mond Togs. Yeah,
and they did that show together in London.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yes, I remember that. I don't know why I remember that,
but I do for some reason because he was very
much the face always like in the picture of that.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, he was everywhere. So I don't know. I'm confused.
I'm excited for more details and I'll grow, don't you guys, worry.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I won't let it pass just because tomorrow's episode you're
going to hear her and we're not going to.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Talk about it. It's only because I didn't know yet.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We had to figure it was that, Teddy, because you
would never you know what, you should have been a
private investigator, because you are an interrogator, because you do
not let up.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
No, I don't, I don't. I don't let up.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But speaking of not letting up and talking about pis
and investigators, did you see this first thing? Doctor Nicole
accuses Marisel of hiring a PI to investigate her I did.
On an episode of her podcast From Scrubs to Stilettos
with Real Housewives of Dallas's Tiffany Moon, Doctor Nicole said,
one of my castmates confessed to me that the other
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castmate had told her that she had hired an investigator.
She explained that the castmate thought she came with receipts
for a scandal that would get her bumped up to
mohito status. So she's pretty much she said, she's a parasol. Yeah,
that's what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, because she's the only friend of, which I still
don't agree with, right, I mean, Teddy, you have to
agree with me. How is she just a friend of
after all this time.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She shouldn't be just a friend of She should be
bumped right up because she's in every single episode and
always involved, and she's pretty good as at getting people.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
To calm down when they're too left up.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
She'd dressed as well, and her husband's wonderful. So so
she's accused. But wait, Kiki is too a friend of No.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Kiki's a and then so is Adriana.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wow, we don't see this season well Adriana. And so
then I'm not going to just say, oh, it's only Marisol.
There's three suspects.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't see Kiki doing it. I would say, definitely,
it's not Keiki.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
There's three suspects. I'm gonna just leave it at that.
You never put anything past anybody you don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But also, I remember when we first found out that
doctor Nicole was not going to be back, she had
told everybody it was because she was having postpartum and
she wasn't interested in doing that. So now I'm curious
why this news story's coming out so late, right when
the episodes are starting.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, I podcasts, listen, if you're gonna, if you're gonna
open your mouth and say something just I'm very much
a fan of not giving up your source.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
So I wouldn't say who said it, but I would
say who did it true? Get my point like I
would say, so and so did this to me? And
I have proof, And I'm gonna what proof is not
someone talking? Proof is black and white.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Proof is show it to me on the piece of paper,
like I have proof right now. The season seven taglines
that we're going to go through, and granted we may
read one of them wrong, but we're trying our hardest
to make them really proof.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Do you want to start with your Alexi? I go ahead,
Do you go first.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Larsa.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's hard to get on my bad side because I
don't have one.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh, come on, Larsa, you know you do.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Gertie, I'm a fierce spider and even a stronger survivor.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
She is coming in hot this season.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh common talk about she's like the torturer.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Then Julia, Oh she bugs But Julia, my chicken coop
is full.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And now so is my house?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Very fitting?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, very fitting, very uninteresting.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Lisa. I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the weight.
It's exactly certainly, Lisa. Nothing against you, No one is.
And by the way, it's very fitting. I think that
fits her too.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And then we've got Stephanie, which is the new housewife.
I don't just sell luxury, I live it.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Were a million times. We got it. The first time,
we got it, this second time, we got it in
every scene thirty times.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know what we also got we got this years
ago when Real Housewives of Beverly Hills did like an
air mased burken episode.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
We don't need to talk about them anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
They can't get wet. Why they can't with a raincoat?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
So does my laboo boo.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I saw you got it for your birthday. I did
wish you a happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I was so exciting.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, guys, we're gonna have to kind of blow through
these two episodes because I have to get to a
doctor's appointment, which is just so fun.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
If you want to talk about where I'm not a
happy person, it's at the hospital.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I get it. I'm sure who is happy that.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I mean like, I'm like, this is where bad please right?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, it's definitely not not until I get to ring
all my dingers and say I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
But it starts out.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Where Julia is embarrassed about how she acted at Marisel's party.
She thinks Gurti is constantly come at her. Gertie, on
the other hand, thinks she Julia violated her. She felt
degraded and felt she had never felt that way before.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
But also, why straight up lie and say you spilled
the water. You didn't spill the way.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I saw that. I saw that. Come on, stop, just
say she was She was very remorseful. She was crying
that she did it because she's embarrassed. But then she
doesn't admit to doing it, like she sugar coated what
she did. Okay, whatever, that's not even worth spending a
minute on it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But then Larsa and Stephanie go on Stephanie's private plane
to pick her up her dogs in Orlando. Larsa gets
a FaceTime from Marisol well Stephanie is getting her dogs,
and Marisel tells Stephanie that Alexia dropped.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
The bomb of extending their divorce.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What in the Taylor swift is happening that we're taking
a private jet for a thirty minute pickup for a dog.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
We need more money?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, well no, I mean they don't need more money.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I know believe you can't just pick up our dogs.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I can't. I couldn't even find the time to bring
my dog to get her nails clipped yesterday, so I
don't even know. Look look at me. I would They
wouldn't allow me on a plane, not even a commercial plane.
Right now, I don't feel good. I'm tired. I have
a fever store coming up, and my dog's nails are
scratching the floor because they're so long. Can I borrow
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the plane to clean it? Maybe?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Can I borrow the plane? And can I have some caviar?
And yeah, oh my gosh, do you like caviar?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
But you know whose cavier is good because it's not
very fishy. Meredith Marx. Really, her fat caviar is really good.
And I'm not a caviar person. Hers is good.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Are you a big Meredith Marks fan? I like it
because I don't think we've talked about her before.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I haven't been able to, but I know her personally.
She's lovely. She gets picked on on the show, she
gets ship on everywhere.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, she does get shit on on the show, but
oftentimes it's because she's running away. I think whenever you
run away. You're gonna get picked on.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
But I never got over. The funniest thing on the
show all in the whole time it's been on. Is
your husband? The RUMs? Do you want me to talk
about the rumors about your loo?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I love her too, We.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Gotta love her. I want her to play in my
softball game because she's in New York.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Where's my invite to the song?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You don't need an invite? You are there, Can you come?
It's August fifth? No.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
If hardballs throwing at my head isn't exactly what I
need to be doing, I don't know it is.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'll give you whatever spot on that field you want, Teddy.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Okay, I want of you where the hot dudes are?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Okay, Well, the doctors play against the doctors. Get some
cute ones there, and I'll have anybody on the team
you want.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Okay. Perfect. Then Kiki heads to the airport to pick
up her dad.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Her dad kicked her out when she started modeling and
they didn't talk for ten years. He shocks Kiki with
some news of having a three year old brother.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Do you remember when doctor Nicole's dad did this too?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Doctor Nichole's dad was an icon? And yes, I like Nicole,
and I like where she comes from, even though the parent,
the father, was a mess. I love her mother too.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But I think a lot of people, and you know,
maybe I'm speaking partially from myself, but a lot of people,
when you have one parent that is a little bit difficult,
you become kind of a type A child, which I
would say I am, like, I'm pretty controlling type A,
and I would say that was a lot because of
the way I grew up.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well, then that would I don't think I'm Type A
because everything's a mess and I'm very unorganized, but I'm
controlling in a situation that I know when I know
I can handle something like, I take control. So if
that's but.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's why I think doctor Nicole might be the way
she is, Well, she had to be the adult.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
She had to be the adult. That happens.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Then Larsa, Marisol, Stephanie, and Julia meet for drinks. Alexia
isn't there with them and they wonder why, and it's
because she's never late, and Stephanie says that's her biggest
pet peeve people who are late. My, oh my gosh.
I did a whole season on this. We know everything
that she has to say. I think that we're going
to have some disagreeing because I think that Tam loves
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Stephanie really yeah, why, I don't know, I'm unsure, But
what are your thoughts on Alexia putting off of her
divorce another three months to be with Todd.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I think she's addicted to him, because if we're going
into the whole narcissist thing, I feel like this is
an overused word. Every bad boyfriend is labeled a narcissists.
None of us are psychologists or whatever. And I think
that she's addicted to him in a way. I don't
know why. I've met Toddy. He was a great guy.
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She's attracted to him sometimes like the attraction I'll get
to you. But at your age, Alexia, you're in your
fifties at this point, is that you're getting worth the
you're getting? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
How does she think this is going to turn out
for her after he watches this season. I don't think
there's going to be any more extensions.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
By the way, Teddy, she was worried about that. I
did see her during the upfronts. She was here with Marizol.
We were sitting with Tamra and she was concerned. She
was absolutely concerned. But he deserves whatever he's getting, and
if he is humbled by anything, and if he wants
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to really be with her, then he will accept that
he kind of deserved what he got.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I feel like either Todd has the biggest pain on
earth or the only person it's.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Got to be like a Clivesdale. It's got to be
so big, it's got to be the size of my townhouse.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
It's four it's.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I mean, I don't get it. And at what point
is like, is it that big of a deal, Like
we're in our fifties, things change.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Like were he a couple of years left from no
longer having orgasms?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Anyway, That's what I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Like, Come on, that thing doesn't last forever on either side,
So on either side, I think.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
But I do think that the women, when it comes
to the women and they say stuff to her, she
doesn't seem very offended. But I think there's a way
he has to get to her, and I think that's
what she's addicted to.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Well, it's not the first time I've seen this. It's
a tale as old as time. But I can tell
you nothing is that big or that good, not a thing, And.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I would especially say not him.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Well I wouldn't know. I mean, you know, but so
what can you do?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Who knows? But then they're Julia's party.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Alecia tells them that she's been anxious and stress and
she tells Adriana that she had added to that stress
when Adriana spread lies and rumors.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
A year ago.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
This I think we have to let go because these
lies and rumors allegedly looked like they were true.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Like if that's the truth, and then every single person
in the Housewives franchise relationship will be over, every single one,
including leases because that guy's getting hammered.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Like he's morphed into one of the guys on the
valley at this point.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't think this guy signs up for this.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But there's no little Jody.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't think he did either, But I mean they
played games at this party, they do dirty diapers and
Lisa gags and this entire party. To me, I'm over it.
I've moved on. So I wanted to get right to episode.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Five good, but we can't forget one thing. What did Jody?
Did I see this? Or am I imagining did Jody
interrupt her confessional?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
He did?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Can you explain?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Like, okay, so you know how some people have glam or,
they have somebody that helps them inside of their confessionals,
like gives them little things to say.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Well, that's the person talking to you.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, that's a person. No, but some people like the side.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, like who's guilty of this?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Somebody that has really funny confessionals but aren't really that funny.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
So you're like, how does this happen?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
We just recently talked about this and we were saying
that it doesn't come on. You always know when somebody
has a line from like their glam.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They're glam or the producer or whomever it is. But
I think he any time they're talking about anything financially
related or anything having to do with Lenny, I think that, uh,
he steps in because he's worried she's gonna say it
wrong and get in trouble in court.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Is my guess.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Maybe you're right because he's a business guy.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah that is. That's That's what I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
But that being said, I don't really know. Then we
see Alexia meet with Danielle, who's the self help expert.
She explains the emotional roller coaster she's been on. I
(17:40):
almost tears started welling up in my eyes when I
saw the quote tears of laughter, not sadness. When I
saw sudden the quotes come up because I was like,
you know, when you're going through kind of a ship
time and then Instagram just starts sending you ship you
don't want to see motivation, Like I'm like, I don't
(18:00):
want to hear this, but that's what I felt like.
When I saw this, I was like, oh, I've seen
some of this guy's stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Wait, I have to go back to the fedlines before.
Remember when it was Teresa because we were just laughing
about it with kim De. Remember when she tried to
spell POJ to kim De but she spelted broke, piece
of shit, home wreck, and war, but it was spelled
the right because you always knew when someone told Teresa
to say something. It was typically like James Leonard would say,
(18:27):
oh there, like somebody would come up with something funny,
but then when she would repeat it, it was so funny.
Didn't know what you would repeat it wrong. Because at
the fashion show with Kimde, when she tried to spell
POJ piece of shit homewrecker corr.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
And that's what I would think.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Oh that's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
We need some of this on Miami. We need some
pieces of shit co course. But then Stephanie, Keky and
larsa meat for lunch. Stephanie tells them she is close
with their parents and took them on her honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
They all are confused by this. So was I would
you want your parents on your honeymoon?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
No? I would if I was bored on my honeymoon,
or if you had.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
A baby that needed to be taken care.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Of some time, yeah, like a me born. Yeah. No,
would I want my parents on my twentieth honeymoon? Maybe
I wouldn't care, I'd bring everyone, or I just I
like my space alone. But yeah, would I bring my
parents on my honeymoon if it wasn't romantic, Yeah I would.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
But this is what I'm kind of confused about when
it comes to Stephanie. So so we've seen her jet,
We've seen all of her businesses that she has. She's
told us that she's married to an older man, but
that you know, she fighting her way through the top.
All of this are great things, lovely but you, yeah,
be very proud. But enough, now we got it. Because
(20:13):
think about normally when a new housewife comes in, they
like give us a slow burn with this.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
No, we're getting all of it.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
We're getting all of her financials right off the back.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Great. Next it'll be the bank account. So she blew
load you absolutely bluer load all over the place.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like, what are they going to talk about next?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
In the condo?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
This is I'm telling you, I love animals so much.
That's one thing I really like about her and him.
The the sisters don't talk. This is all in the
first We've seen everything. We've seen all the bags, the planes,
the cars, the clothes, the partners.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
With the Mini Cooper.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I'd be pissed if I was a sister that got
the Mini Cooper and not the range Rover.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
There's a way, another story why the sisters don't talk
to you. And it's not always because they're jealous. Some
people are just not just jealous. Some people are mad
about something. But I'm sure that she tried to make
up with the sisters before this all started and sent
them presents. And let's see if.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
They come back around.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Let's see if we see the sisters, but she didn't
know where the sisters were.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Living even well, I mean, how hard and the way
she kept saying, I have twin sisters. I'm not that smart.
So I kept thinking, is she a triplet?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I'm not looking at you.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I kept going, so is she a triplet?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Rewarded?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, I think you're really smart, by the way, But
that part I got And I'm stupid. I just said
this morning, I'm stupid. I'm a very simple minded person.
I can't even read. But that I didn't trick me, Teddy,
it got me. It got me.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Like she has twin sisters, I'm like, why doesn't she
just say triplets?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
So I'm just looking for.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
We get thrown up for no reason. It's okay, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
But then all the girls are preparing for the hurricane
in their houses and is checking out the coconuts on
the tree. Steve brings Marisol vodka. Stephanie calls Julia while
she's getting dog food.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Adrian met Julia.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Wait definitely just meant Julia three minutes ago, and she's
calling her to check on her chickens.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Who I don't believe that she likes chickens? Who likes
chickens other than to eat.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I don't. I mean, I love all animals, bigger, small,
God created them all.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Oh my gosh, are you like playing to Peter right now?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh no, I'm a You have to understand, like, I'm
a huge person, but I'm not a vegan, so I'm
really a little bit of a hypocrite on that. But
here's the thing. You're calling to check on her to
see if she's okay. You met her for two minutes. Yeah,
chickens need help. I'll come help them. Are you gonna
(23:13):
build the taj mahal for them in the farm?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
What what are you doing? Are you sending the plane
to put them in so they don't get swept away?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah. Well, then they decide they're going to go to
this goddess party. Some other things happen in regards to
the hurricane. In regards to the arguing, Gerdi and Julia
meet up to talk. Julia apologizes for their fight, and
this time she says throwing the water, not spilling the water,
which was a good call. But you can tell that
Gerdi is nowhere over this.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
It's too soon. It's too soon to sit. But listen,
I'm from New Jersey. If you're not physically getting accosted
or having something smashed in your face, water would not
be something I needed more than one meeting over. No like,
I'm good, like an apology good? You throw the water,
(24:04):
you know the next thing, the table's on top of you,
so like It's well.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Lisa wasn't sticky, and I have to be honest, I
would have been more pissed had I had my wig
on or my hair done in the water on me
than if I didn't have my hair on at the moment,
Like right now, I could take my hair off, and
if you've flung water on me, I'd probably.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Be like few, I'll sweat through my sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
But if you did it right now after I styled
this way, I'll cut it of the.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Style of your way. I love your hair.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Is so nice.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's a little pony. It's my way of not having
to do makeup. But then they go to the narcissist party.
But do we believe Lisa was two hours late in
the sprinter van? I do, and I would have lost
my absolute ship two hours in that splinter van.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
But they should have left. Why wait for her listen.
There are some people on my cast that would be
two to three hours late, and they wait for them,
and I'd be like, you know, there should be a policy,
but Lisa's late all the time, the.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Two hours late, and like, I mean there was, yes, clearly,
there was an entire scene that haunts me for the
rest of my life of me waiting for Dree and
I left after whatever forty seven minutes.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
It became a big deal.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
But I was sitting in a restaurant. If they had
me sitting in a sprintervander.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
In Florida in the middle of summer to go.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
To a narcissist party that I didn't want to go to.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
No, I would be like, oh, I'm not meeting just
meet me there. But here's the thing. It could have
been set up because you know, she says, the first
thing Stephanie says when she's being introduced is I have
a real pet peeve of people being late. And we
(25:53):
all know Lisa is going to be late to the
next scene because it's always late anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I know, I've been mares all kind of tried to
have her back and say, oh, shoot, she's not answering
because she doesn't. But then The part that I thought
was interesting, which I think is going to play out
throughout the season, is how all of the women were
upset that Lisa is always late, and none of them
had the balls to say anything. So in this moment,
I was like, you know what, Stephanie, you and your
jet made my list. Now you yourself, You redeemed yourself,
(26:23):
You your balls. You just flung out on the table
and let be known, don't be fucking late. And Lisa
couldn't even apologize.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
She doesn't do that good.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
She well, that's why I think she doesn't do well
in the narcissist party.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
And I love her, but no, she doesn't say in
anything against her or Jody Paul's Paul loves Jodie.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
She does just kid.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Well. Paul likes him. They met at Bravo Khan. Lisa
was fine when when I would met her, she was
very nice, very talkative. You know, not everybody you've mee
a bravocan is talkative, right Teddy, Lisa's not Lisa.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I've always had a fun time with her at Bravo
con and she was cool on the pod too, But
I think in this instance, I think that's at some
point production has to lay down the line more than
you're more than thirty five minutes late, you get yourself
to the event.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, and if you don't show up, then you missed out.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah, thirty minutes I think is passable.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
But there. Yeah, but even in a sprinter van nots
but then that that once they get to the narcissist party,
each of them have specific goddess titles. We've got Maricel
Goddess of Cockies, Larsa Goddess of selfies, Kiki, Goddess of
male anatomy, Gertie Goddess of gab Stephanie Goddess of punctuality,
Julia Goddess of Kissing, Adriana Goddess of purity, Alexia Goddess
(27:51):
of Stars, Lisa Goddess of tardiness.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Lisa finally you know she's shown up.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
She's starting to get upset, and then the self help
guy is kind of trying to hold her accountable and
she gets upset, and that's where we end scenes for
next week, So we don't even by the time this
episode is over, we don't even see them get there yet,
and they're still too busy.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Fighting about who's being late.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
But scenes for next week we see them arriving, and
we see that the self help guy is going to
come after Lisa a little bit, and it looks like
she leaves angry.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Stop running out of scenes, everybody, Okay, it's enough already,
it's enough. I've just said that a lot this year.
Porsche ran out all the time on the valley. Everybody
runs out crying and doesn't finish the scene. I mean,
I don't know, but where I come from, we're not
allowed to do that. So I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Even when I come from sitting in front of this
computer talking to you, if I just got up and left.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
That's my job. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
And she ran out last week, she went out of
the baby shower.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
And you know, I'd like to say, maybe she's going
through a lot. She just did have a loss in
her life. But we know what we sign up for,
and you'd better stand there and hold your ground because
you don't leave. No.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
And also you have the choice to say, I am
not filming. I am going through too much with my
family and I'm not filming.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I can't get a break. I need a break. And
I think they would have done that. They would have
given her the two weeks or whatever.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
It may be, but I.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Mean I do I couldn't really decide who I believed.
So I want to ask you, because you have a
good read on people. I forget if it was in
the first episode, we recaptured the second but where Larsa
and Lisa at the same time are discussing what happened
with Jody, and Larsa is saying that Jodi lost it.
She's even talking to her friend on the plane and
(29:46):
he's saying how he lost it. And then Lisa says,
he's never raised his voice in his life. He's not
like this, like, who are we believing here?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well, I had a thing with that, and I'm going
to tell you I didn't believe Larsa. And and then
is it Philip blind that she faced times?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
I think so once he came on that I believed
her too. Why did I believe him? I didn't believe
her one little.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Bit because sometimes she exaggerates the truth to who she
wants to screw next, Like if she wants to screw
you over, Larsa is gonna do it, and she's going
to do it in a way where she's going to
tell her story the way she wants to fit to
justify what she's doing to you.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Next, So, if Jody was an asshole and Jody was
going over the top, why didn't Lisa just a little
bit say like, yeah, Jody was a little bit tipsy,
or Jody was trying to protect me because you were
being such an asshole. But pretending he's never raised his
voice in his life or been upset, I'm like, I'd
like to say that about myself.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Well, I, first of all, that's in his life. Everyone's
raised their voice or been upset at one time or another.
I didn't see it in him, Like he seems very subdued.
But I only know them from the show really, and
he seems like, you know, he's a tech guy. They're
kind of like usually the calmer ones.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
But clearly this is after filming, right, But.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I don't know, like when when she she she's that's
the badside of Larsa, she hammered it home when she
got Philip fucking Plyne on the on the horn to
to reiterate what he saw. Now, the only explanation for
(31:37):
Lisa saying he didn't do it, if that actually happened,
would mean that she wasn't there when it happened. Maybe
she was in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
But according to Larsa, Lisa was told to stop it
and told him to calm down. I hope we get
to see a little bit more of this.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh, Lara is not going to leave this alone. Okay,
I'm going to tell you this. If it happened, and
I'm telling you right now, if it happened, you know,
somebody at that place has it on video. If if
it happens, and if I don't see a video of that,
I will always have doubt that it happens.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Because because there was a million people there taking videos,
and Larsa was probably taking a selfie video of herself
at that moment.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
You know, she had the light out and everything when
it happened, the big fat light out that she carries
in her bag.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I think it's her brand now, which, by the way, Larsa,
send me one.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Larsa, you better send me one, otherwise I'll say that
you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, otherwise we're going to be team Lisa for this fight.
But you guys, thanks for tuning in. We'll be back
again next week for more recaps.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
But it's going to send some caviar.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Great.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I'm to call her right now.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I don't know that she loves me that much, so
it might take some greasing of the wheels.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
She's very easy going, like I'll just have to say,
like she's just reading you're wrong, You're a great person.
Wouldn't be friends with you.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Just listening to the pod?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, Like stop, Meredith, don't don't not like my friends.
Stepine will be your friend.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Thanks for tonight, you good luck at the dogs.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Thanks
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