August 8, 2022 • 44 mins
This wedding will go down in Hairstory!!The wedding we have all been waiting for… Teresa and Luis tie the knot and it did not disappoint!The Hair.The Bridesmaids.Dorinda. Alexia. Phaedra. Cynthia. Kenya. Chanel. Jackie. Dolores. Jennifer. Jill. Margaret. Phaedra.Gone Missing: Dina, Melissa and Joe.So… Is it really all rainbows and butterflies inside the Love Bubble?! We think not.Then we go to Jamaica with the ATL Housewives… are couples trips ever a good idea?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Meloncamps and Tamrad Jedge. Hello, Hello,
welcome to two Teas in a Pod with myself, Teddy
Melon Camp and Tamra Judge. How are you, Teddy, I'm
pretty good, just race and I'm not used to as
(00:23):
doing the podcast on her Monday Day, so I've been
like racing around all morning between working out, kids camps.
You know, Happy National Cat Day. Oh, I have a
little Pussie, So well let's hope. So for your sake
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and Eddie's. Oh but mine isn't gray and furry like
the woe that runs around the house. Well that's also
hopes though, that's another double wayammy of hoping. So what
did you joke this week? Oh my god, I'm so
turned around, Like I don't even know what day it
is since I've come back from Italy and my sleep
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patterns still pretty screwed up. It's getting better today. I
was up at four. Of course, me and you were
texting at four. I know, the only other freak in
the world that likes to get up super early, and
I love that. We we text on our I Heart
team and they're probably like, shut the f up there,
(01:27):
don't want to hear from either of you or eight o'clock.
And then there was like one day that we became
obsessed with something. Maybe it was the day of Teresa's
wedding hair. I have no words. I have no words.
None are things I need to know, Okay, I need
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to understand. Like I saw that Priscilla was doing her makeup,
and we know Priscilla was Julius doing the hair. No Oh,
I text him joking, I said, wow, Julius, you did
a great job on Teresa's hair. Anyway, I did not
do that. But here there's some there's some some world
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exclusive news coming out. Andy Cohen will be hearing from
the woman behind the iconic wedding hair of Teresa's this morning,
and it's happening right now. Well, I wish I could listen,
because if I was that girl, I'd be in hiding.
I wouldn't want anybody to know my name. Okay, but
this is the thing, Tamp, what that really? You know?
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I'm getting deep here. Why would she want the same
wedding hair she had from her first wedding. Well, I
didn't see her first wedding, but there's no way that
their hair was that big. It wasn't. It was not
that big, but it was an attempt at being that big.
It was the same type of crown thing with the
ginormous hair in the back. I just I mean, I
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hate to rip on an evening on their wedding day.
But why did not one person say to her? No? God, no, Well,
I absolutely don't know, especially with that. But oh look, okay,
here it is. This is on I live for Bravo.
Here's her wedding hair to Louis. I'm gonna put my
glasses onto for this. Get the readers. I've already seen
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that one. Okay. But then here's her wedding hair to
Joe Judas. She had a crown on them too, like
I mean, and I would take the first wedding hair
before this. I don't know. This is like Disney Princess,
and it's such a shame because everything everything else looked
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so Simpson character. What's that? Oh? I know you're one
of the aunts. Are Marge Marge or something? Marge? Um? Yeah?
Well anyhoo, the that and all of the different celebrities,
i mean Bravo celebrities that were there, Okay, Jennifer Aiden
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and Dolores were bridesmaids. But now I'm confused because remember
Dolores wasn't invited even to the engagement party because because
of No. I think it's because Adina. I think that
they don't get along. And now Dina, Dina was not
in the wedding, did not show up to the wedding,
and I don't think there's a clear answer on that.
I think there's a lot of bullshit stories going on
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about that. And so she was welcome to come. Oh okay,
well she was also in the wedding. Dolores, we love you.
Why didn't you tell your girl no on the hair
and then you? I saw Jennifer aid and doing an
instant story about how how she was trying to make
her hair as big as possible, like you came nowhere
close to Teresa's on her wedding day. That's a good way.
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She was saying she wanted to make her hair as
big as possible. Jennifer was saying she wanted her personal
hair big like she was like one of those things.
She was, but she was doing like one of those ponytails,
like those big ponies. But she didn't inst a story
where she was with her glam girl on She's like,
add more hair and some thing like that. Is this
like a Jersey thing? I mean obviously, I mean when
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I in Indiana, thing like we used to have. I
called it scared hair. But it's where you would just
tease your bangs. Yeah. But what year was that? Exactly? Exactly?
We all did that in the eighties? Yeah. Um. Then
we have Margaret Joseph's and Jackie are there, Potomac Ashley
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Darby's there, who looked stunning. Her breakup is really working
for her? She looked incredible. Um. Real Housewives of Miami
uh Alexia and her is it her husband now? And
then Real Housewives of New York Drenda Medley and Jill Zarin. Okay,
I expected way more housewives. Um. Then we also have
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faddress Cynthia and Kenya, then Real Housewives of Dubai Chanelle Ion,
who I think she just met the other day, and
then the host of The Real Lonnie Love. Um. But
my my question is, what in the heck is going
on that you wouldn't have your brother and Melissa at
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your wedding? What happened at that finale party? I feel
like they're so many allegations that actually made me feel
sick to my stomach. Was a part of them. Um,
I feel that, and like somebody the other day, no family,
She had no family there, but she had like random
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housewife s there. Just bizarre to me. Um. I reached
out to Melissa and just said, I'm reading all this
stuff on the internet. I'm sorry you're going through this,
and she just said thank you. Yeah. No, I can't
imagine how heartbreaking it is to have to see all
this play out on the internet. Well, I know you
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can't say anything because I'm not allowed to buy Bravo,
But I don't know. I just I couldn't imagine and
ever being in that situation with like my sister and
her husband. I just don't have that that in me
with family. Well, I'm sure we're gonna see it all
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play out. I'm not quite sure how this wedding special is.
Is this just like an addition to UM New Jersey
like a one episode or is it a three or four?
How I think it's I think I read that it's four.
But here's the People magazine article. Teresa and Louise wedding
on Saturday wasn't attended by her brother and sister in
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law Joe Gorga and Melissa Borga due to a troubling
blowout the foursome hat at the Real Housewives of New
Jersey Season thirteen taping days prior. Two sources now tell
people exclusively what was behind their absence, explaining that Joe
and Melissa had been planning on attending the wedding up
until Thursday night, when false rumors about their marriage surfaced
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and the cameras roll. Teresa's part in the matter and
Louie's behavior amid their back and forth ultimately changed thea's mine.
Teresa betrayed them in a way that's unforgivable. One source
reveals they're not going to celebrate Teresa's new marriage when
all she does is try to tear others apart. It's
telling that Teresa didn't have one relative at her wedding,
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notes the source, pointing to the absence of a strange
cousin's Kathy and Rosie too. But that's the choice Teresa made.
And then it's here's the report report. Melissa and Joe
fought with Louie after Nubi Danielle brought up a cheating
rumor that Margaret's ex best friend told Teresa and John
you know that that ex best friend's husband reached out
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to me. What hold on, Jennifer, it's the girl, it's
Margaret's best ex best friend. I guess it's an ex now,
the one that's not on the show, the one not
on the show. She reached out to me on Twitter.
I just deleted it. The husband did saying if you
want the real dirt, um, can my wife be on
your podcast? And I'm like, I didn't even spawn. I
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just deleted it. Good. I thought that sounds dirty to
me anyways, So I'm going to call bullshit on whatever
was said because these people seem so desperate. They seem desperate.
I mean, this is from Bravo Housewives the Instagram. Melissa
and Joe decided not to tend Teresa's wedding after they
gotten a heated brawl with Louis Um. A cheating room
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with surfaced after newbeat Daniel Cabral brought it up on camera.
The rumor was originally told Teresa to Teresa and Jennifer
by ex friend of Margaret's who was not on the show.
Daniel found out about the rumor. I I can probably
figure out how Daniel found out about the room or
not well, they said. They said that Margaret had told her.
That's what she had said. Margaret had told her a
rumor and then, but Margaret had never brought it up
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on camera. But that, to me, that doesn't sound right
because I feel like Margaret brings up everything, so I
don't see her one shining away from sometime Margaret. I
like Margaret as a housewife. I I enjoy watching her.
I loved her on the pod. I think Margaret is
also very good at stirring it behind the scenes. So
do you think she knew? I don't know if she
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I don't even want to imply that this rumor is true,
but I I don't know. I saw that Melissa commented
on Marge's picture of herself at the wedding, so something.
She's like, you look beautiful. It was a complimentary So
maybe it really is just they've had enough, so they're
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they're on good terms. And so that's good. I mean,
as a according to social media, that's what it looks like.
But obviously, well then it must be true. We have
no idea. And then another real doozy was, um, well,
how Jill gave every little crumb of deep detail. What
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is wrong? With that woman. I saw that what is
wrong with her? Okay? Should I read it? Yeah? For people? Okay,
so this is from on Twitter. It says leave it
to Jill to give away every last detail, and then
it says Jill z there and is checked in at
Park Chateau. Mazeltof to Teresa and Louis. I have to say, honestly,
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it was one of the most beautiful weddings I've ever
been to. The grounds at the Steau were breathtaking, but
seeing Tea when she opened the doors of the chapel
to walk gracefully down the aisle through the gardens was magical.
And her soft pink dress, it was soft pink. That's
the same as mine. I'm telling you. Her dress was
like her dress was a knockoff of mine. Like please, no,
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it wasn't aware that you had a soft pink dress.
But also mine was ten years ago. Keep making excuses,
tim Um. It was pretty back then, a soft pink
dress that was gathered at the bottom and very long
veil that glided behind her. The ceremony was especially special
because of his oldest sister married them after being ordained
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in the state of New Jersey, just to marry them.
All six children were present, joining two families into one
over two and fifty family and friends and camera crews everywhere.
Stop this woman is crazy though over ten housewives from
east to West, including Cynthia Pedris, Channel Kenya, Dorenda. Alexia
says most of New Jersey ladies, including all three new ones.
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The food was a ten including the biggest cowboys, steaks, flowers,
tin music, tenn and when we finally left shake shack,
a pizza truck and a candy truck loaded us up
for the big trip home. We wish you a lifetime
of good health and love and years to enjoy both.
I'm blind, I'm trying to read all this mic Drop,
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what the this woman does? She realize you don't give
away secrets like I just went to a wedding. I
would never post a picture of that wedding because the
actual people that got married, you know, they don't. They're
not posting. You don't do that. You do not and
then give away every detail, and especially if it's a
televised wedding. I'm sure Bravo's just so thrilled that she
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gave out every detail. Well, apparently she didn't give out
every details because this was also posted by a anonymous
person on I Live I Live for Bravo. I live
in New Jersey and my daughter's g s h. I
have seen them many times in person and at cheerleading.
My friend was at the wedding and she had She
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said everyone was eating shake check because the food was
not being served because Teresa was late. The wedding went
on until well after two Dolores and almost all the
housewives left before the dinner was served. The nicest and
was and one of the prettiest housewives was the one
from Miami. I don't know her. I can't with this.
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Teresa's refused to take pictures with vendors, and her wedding
planner kept saying, you have no choice. She was cold
to them, and most were not being paid. The local
county carnival was going on directly across the street, so
that is probably why she got such a good deal.
Her hair looked worse in person than in the pics
because extensions in the back were awful. The crown went
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all the way around. Jackie ran out at the end
and was ripping off her microphone. Everyone said that the
cameras were so annoying there was Geno was fighting with
her boyfriend because he was drunk. It's going to be
a four part series. Anonymously, I'm surprised she I'm surprised
she didn't. They didn't sign it. Jay Z also, they
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had sparklers at the end as a grand finale, and
only seventy five people were left. You know that probably
came from you know who. But either way, I'm excited
to tune into this wedding now because we have conflicting
things with between jay Z and jay Z's alter ego.
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It's just a lot. It's just mind blowing, it really is.
So it's official, you guys. Teresa judais stylist breaks down
the stars ten thous dollar wedding hair to the real
size of New Jersey star Theresa Judaicces wedding hairstyle costs
nearly ten thousand and required more than Bobby Pins. Her stylist,
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Lucia revealed get all she got ripped off. She should
have Oh my god, no, imagine taking that out, Like
don't you want to have on your wedding night. That's
gonna be a big That's what you know what I
wanted to say. I want to see her taking it off.
I wouldn't see her taking it all apart. Um. Okay, Lucia,
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from what I have heard, has always done her hair.
I seriously doubt that she charged her ten thousand dollars.
I mean, and maybe she's just saying that price in
case anybody wants to recreate that leg for their wedding. Okay, No,
nobody's going to. Um. And like I said, if I
were her, I'd be in hiding. Um. Have you ever
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heard ten dollars into a hair? No? But on Thursday,
can you wear your hair like that? Oh? We should
let's do our best, big hair on Thursday. Okay, big
hair day, Big hair day on Thursday. Okay. Um. And
then what I saw that Kyle posted that the reason
she wasn't there was because she was already had a
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trip plan and she let TERSA know an advance. But
that Kyle was invited, which we weren't invited to him.
We weren't invited. But that's okay. I would have made
the trip. But it's you know what the thing about Kyle,
somebody posted her d M like she d Somebody said
why weren't you there? And she posted whatever she said,
and that person posted it on Instagram. Oh that's how
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it came out. I was. I haven't even asked, Kyle.
I'm like people, why don't people do that? I don't know.
I always asked if I was going to post a
d M, I'd say, can I post this? Like exactly
Caroline Stanbury. Guys noticed that I didn't see stands me
something funny? I said, can I post this? And she said,
hold on, let me make you a video for it?
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And I appreciated that. Yeah, but I would never post
a d M without permission. That being said, I sound
like a hypocrite. I posted Jim Edmund's text, so I
love we're acting off my inmighty here. Um. Yeah, but
you knew exactly what you were doing. Yeah, I mean
I knew it was gonna blow. I mean there was
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a reason that was like, that was your Barbara Walter's work. Walters,
But who is it like if you're watching housewives, if
you're podcasting about housewives, if you are a housewife, you're
a hypocrite. But we all have opinions, and it's what
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did you do this weekend? We we you know, have
all the kids at homes doves, baby dedication. I think
a lot of people are confused by that. Okay, it
there's a difference between like a baptism and a baby dedication.
So baptism, if your child is of age that wants
to be baptized, it's a choice that they're making. Baby
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dedication is normally happens before they're two years old. But
because our church was closed for a long time because
of COVID, this is one of their first ones that
we've been able to go to um And it's just
us saying that we're going to raise our daughter of
knowing the Lord. Did she behave? Did she behave? No?
She didn't she there's she was one. Bella was so funny.
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Bella goes she thinks this is just her day because
there's like ten other babies there, you know. But like
Dove went on stage, pulled up her dress, showed her
whole like everything. I'm like, duff, we're in the presence
of the come on like and and one's like her,
I'm like, you think she can be controlled? This is
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my wil um. But no. We had so much fun
and then we went to brunch afterwards, and it was
a really nice day and I was so happy that
we had Bella and so that all the kids were
there and it was nice. And then we came home
and because Dove hadn't taken a nap, she was the
world's most crazy, like psychotic baby you've ever met until
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it was bed time. And yeah, and then Edwin and
I got in a fight because everybody want to go
get froyo and I was staying with Dove and they
didn't bring me back any how, rude, I go, Vega,
we didn't know you wanted any And I was like,
what about asking? What about? Yeah? Exactly why? Like and
I want some? And if I even if I didn't
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want them, to either bring some and save it for late.
But I honestly gave him a whole hard time the
whole night, even before we went to bed. He's like,
I want to hit that's what like he was, you know,
trying to be all sexy time and I'm like, no,
I don't. I want my freaking throat. What do you
call it? I want my cake batter? You'll grt land
that's my favorite. Yeah, Like, you know, what if you're
(20:04):
that press, don't put a topping on it, but at
least bring me, Okay, that's my favorite to do you
put toppings on it. It depends. Um, if I were
to put it top I wouldn't have had a topping
yesterday because I already was like, you know, not to
catch and did those things. But if I were to
put a topping, I would put cookie dough on it.
Really okay, So I would put crushed almonds, and um,
(20:29):
what's the fake chocolate. Oh yeah, like magic shell or
something like that. No, no, no, no, no no, the
little chocolate chips, carab chips, carabs that they're a little bitter.
And then the nuts because I like the different textures. See,
I don't like nuts inside of things. I solely like
nuts alone. Like I can eat nuts, but I leave
that alone. No, I don't like if a cookie had
(20:50):
a walnut in it, Like the doll Tree and Orange
County where I used to stay at the horse shows.
I love those cookies. And then they did mysterious wall nuts.
I was like, go kick rocks, people, I don't want this.
I hate well nuts. I feel like it tastes like dirt.
Not that I've ever eaten dirt, but it seems like
that's what dirt. It tastes like. Yeah, So that's how
I feel about that. And so we Then this morning
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I was like, are you over the froio thing? And
I was like, maybe let's go to Orange Theory. You
ever do that again? Um? What'd you do this weekend?
You know what I'm telling you? These days of running?
Today's um, well, Saturday, I was very busy. We can't talk.
But Sunday, Sunday Mondays are my days off. This Sunday
(21:34):
really we did nothing, just kind of. I ran four
miles almost died because it's so hot. It's hot, it's
got to be hot. We it's so hot, so hot,
and the humidity is like at so I was dying
running yesterday. I'm like, whose idea was this? To do
it at ten or eleven o'clock? Normbally we go really early,
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but I couldn't get my button gear. Um, can you
ask Eddie? He's gonna so I have my coaches retreat
just for my senior leadership. Coaches were all in, we're
gonna be at the Montage next week Monday Tuesday. We
want to do a group workout. And I was thinking
maybe Eddie could lead up. Could you imagine they'd all
(22:16):
be like swoon? So okay, let me ask him. He
went he left early this morning to go into work.
We'll get on the horn, Eddie, we need you, and
then maybe I'll make you come to and then we
can podcast. I would. It's Tuesday, Monday, and Tuesday, well
Monday we're driving up, so Tuesday, okay, Um, well, let's
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take a little break and then we'll come back and
talk about Atlanta. All right, let's get back and talk
about Atlanta. I tried to watch Atlanta last night, but
as you know, I was so pissed about the froio
that I had a hard time at artisting. So I
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watched it this morning at four when we were texting.
So it's very fresh in your mind. It's fresh, O,
get this. I went to go turn on h what
I watched. We have app TV, so I went to
watch on Sling is where Bravo and everything else is on.
Um click click you you said in your password, and
so I said, and he's like, oh, I canceled it.
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He's all, it got too expensive. I got what, but
what what are you talking about? And I said, well,
and we can't afford it. Like he does this all
the time. We've had cable TV, we've had direct TV,
and you know how they always jacked the prices up
and we rarely watch TV, so he's like, I just
felt like it was just that's where I watch. He thought, Oh,
I thought you had the Bravo app. I said, no,
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I don't. So then I was so annoyed because it was,
you know, records, and I get East Coast feed, so
I could have gotten the earlier feed. No, I had
to stay up because he had to put it back
on the TV, and then I had to watch it later,
like touch my TV again. I can't. Well, it's like
when they do those auto renews and somehow it like
(24:04):
lets Edwin know on the Apple like the Apple Pay
or whatever it is, and I'm like, and it was like,
did you get a Mirror Max plus or whatever. I'm like,
let me live my life. Eddie has like everything financial.
He knows every dollar that goes out, every dollar that
comes in. He's got alerts. If anything over like four
thousand dollars, it alert. I'm like, oh my god, this
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is our our Uber account alerts Edwin. He's like, where
are you going? I'm going home from Orange Theory. This
is it was seven dollars seven dollars relaxed I mean
he doesn't say anything about it, but he knows, like
this is the same guy that schedules on his phone
and alarm to take the trash out. Yeah, I mean
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I feel I feel I'm not that person, all right.
So we're getting into Jamaica, Jamaicamicaica. I know I want
to go there. Kenya says her happiness is dependent on
a plus A plus one, and then Drew tells her
not to feel pressure to bring someone to Jamaica. I
don't ask you what is all this bringing. All. I
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get if you want to bring your significant other, the
person you're dating, whatever, But what's with all these friends
that you can bring? Could you imagine if we don't
bring friends all over? The play was totally blown away.
And by the way, why do they always have couple trips?
I don't. I guess because they need because it looks
like that, you know, at the end of this Todd
(25:30):
gets involved, and the next week it looks like Sonia's
husband gets involved. So they need to. And I guess
because it's a trigger to the girls that are single.
I don't want to see the guys on the trip.
I also don't want to read Ralph's book about step parenting,
I mean, and the fact that his own wife knows
(25:52):
nothing about it and it's about her child, her son.
And then he at the end, I thought he was
gonna like of her the manuscript to read or something,
but instead he's like, and can and can you write
the ford as if that's a favorite, Like she it's
something that would be good for her. I'm like, no,
you need her to write the foreword to give it
(26:12):
any sort of legitimate Yeah. But the thing is like,
I like the way she handled it. It wasn't like,
oh okay, she's like I have to think about that
or something like that. I'm like, the balls of this guy.
I did take the time to google if this publishing
house existed. It does, so somebody is somebody's really doing it,
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So somebody's gonna lose their ass. But I I still
love Drew. And then I thought they had some kind
of cute parts, even when they were on the bus
and Sonia has to get them to go around the
bus and say who everybody is because there's so many
freaking people there that we can't keep up. And Ralph's like,
and I like long walk, I mean, like they he
(26:54):
was killed. He was I like them when I'm not
like having to judge whatever the hell Ralph's doing so hard.
I like Sanya's husband. I like Sonia's husband probably more
than I enjoy Sonia. Oh really Yeah, And when her
husband forgot his passport, I feel like that is so Edwin. Really,
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Oh my guy he is every single time we do anything,
it's like, oh I forgot He runs the times. Um
so ready, he puts it on his calendar, he gets
an alarm for it. Um. Can you this part? I
may be missed? Um? Hold on? What is? Sonia is
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Kenya's wing woman and invites a guy at the hotel
to dinner. Yes, I didn't realize that Sonia invited him
to the dinner. So you saw they were riding on
the golf cart and then there was a guy and
I don't know if she waved to him or what happened,
and then Sonia kind of took control and is like, okay,
turn it around. They went back, they talked to the
guy and I believe ye, Sonia that invited him to dinner,
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Which how weird was that? And how crazy that the
guy said yes, Well that I'm not shocked by. But
the part that really kind of blew me away was
that they couldn't have just met outside or at the dinner.
He came to her hotel room. Then they shared a
half a red Bull. It was it was cringe, but
the fact that he actually showed up, I mean it
was cute. Most guys probably would have never done that.
(28:24):
Camera's no thank you, But then he split out. I
would have two. I would have been like, what the
hell did At first, You're like, oh, it's a TV show,
I'm on vacation or this is you know whatever, and
then you realize I've got I've walked into Like but
the thing is happened the camera guy didn't get him
just sneaking out. Maybe he went to the restroom and
then they didn't think he was sneaking out, and then
(28:45):
I never came back. True, that's probably what happened. Um
and then Drew says the hotel in Jamaica as a
step up from Sonia's sad little house party. That's mean,
I just feel like that's me. Yeah, But they all
had a little bit of an issue with the house party,
like they repeat a million times. I mean the party
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city decorations and the dry food and no white meat
chicken chicken very the problematic, the photo not working, the
photo booth, the wine wasn't chilled. Should we go on
and on? This looks like a nice trip, Um, even
(29:27):
though I don't need all those people. They're like, there
doesn't need to be so many. No, No, we don't
need to see your friend that we never see on
the show. I mean, it was nice to see John. Um.
Who's John. John's the new guy that was just there
as the date for a second. Oh, of course you
wouldn't know that. I'm sure John is on Instagram right
(29:50):
now telling all the secrets. Like it was even worse
person Uman. John was probably at Teresa's wedding. What about John?
We're gonna see Sea Um. But they all take a
shot about Kenya getting her groove back and say says,
(30:12):
Kenya is a soft spoken and girly around a man,
and then they do those flashbacks of her exes and
your uh ouch, yeah, She's like, I'm normally a really
good judge of character, and then you have these guys
brutal and so I guess John didn't work out for her. Well,
(30:34):
we don't know. We're only on episode one of Jamaica.
The guy snuck out I'm pretty sure it's not gonna
work out, but he has the number. He could text
her and just say if if I had a guy
sneak out from a housewife fight and we were dating,
I would be And he texted me the next day sorry,
I had the dramas just too much for me. That
would be a turn on. Yeah, a thousand percent. Um.
(30:55):
He who knows, Maybe he left, maybe had diarrhea, who knows?
Are we both drinking her sparkling water Mountain Gate? Oh no,
your peria um. Then Ralph brings up his book he
is writing, and then Marlowe brings up the adoption, and
(31:16):
then he says he can't adopt Drew's son after the
conversation with his biological father, and then Marlowe questions his
decision to not adopt Drew's son since it's close to
home for him. How do you feel about this conversation? Okay,
First of all, the biological father has to sign off
on that, right, So maybe that's the problem. And maybe
(31:36):
they're not even really allowed to talk about the biological
father because you notice they've never said his name, and
Drew doesn't seem like one to hold back. Yeah, so
I don't know what to think about it, because I
feel like there's more to the story than what they're saying.
And if he has, if he has a good relationship
or communicating with the biological father, then um, I feel
(31:58):
like if he was okay with it, he would adopt him.
But if he's not okay with it, he's leaving it
at that. Like and but then Marle like went on
about like, well does this mean you're just gonna be
his friend and you're not gonna put him on your tap?
She has to sit down, do you know what I'm
I've had it to hear with her. Honestly, she's just
at this point, she's mean and there. You know, everybody
(32:19):
likes a villain, but when they start hating the villain,
then that's when it's time to snatch that peach. Well,
it's one thing she's there's not one person she's not with. Like,
it's one thing to be a villain, it's another thing
to stir the pot. It's another thing to be hated.
But if you're in a situation where you're coming after
every single one of your friends, I know every scene,
(32:42):
every and like he never granted they're not able to
fully give whatever the full story is on why he's
but you don't really have You're not really in a
position of strength to talk about how you should be
treating kids. And I fully agreed with what Candy said
about it, right, I always agree with Candy said, But
I honestly feel that the biological father is not signing
(33:04):
off on it, but they don't want to say that.
I feel like either, I feel a little twisted truth there,
even if not even if the biological father and Ralph
just had a conversation, he said, I, you know, I
don't want you to Yeah, you as a man, I
think you could probably still be there stuff and to
still be their stepparent and still be an amazing parent
(33:27):
and father figure to her son without that happening. And
I just felt like it. It just felt yucky. And
then she continues on, and then Candy and Marlow started
arguing about Marlow's situation with her nephews, and then Marlo
snaps back and says, it's weird how Candy lets her
(33:47):
man feel belittled when it comes to her mother and
how she provides for her man. Candy gets upset about
how Marlo is just respecting her, what is doing she's
being an asshole. That's what she is doing. She really is.
I mean, nothing different than last week, but this week
it's worse. It's just worse. I mean, Candy and Todd
had been married for what eight nine years? I don't
(34:09):
even I mean the flash went to ten years ago. Yeah,
so I'm pretty sure they're building their own own empire.
And I think in the very beginning, Candy's mom had
some hesitation about Todd, so I think that's what she's
talking about. But also, why is Marlowe bringing up something
that Todd may or may not have said ten years
ago on a housewife trip, like what was it that
(34:32):
she was a country bumpkin or what? It's like obviously
he loves her, they got married, Like this is so
unnecessary and why are you so like going out of
your way to try to make your friends feel bad? Right?
But then Todd sumps back and he's like, I was
behind the scenes. You bought your way, which I don't
understand what that means. You bought your way on the show. Well,
(34:56):
she said she came in through somebody. But he Todd
kind of doubles down and he's like, no, you bought
yourself into that circle and he knows it for a
fact because he was behind the scenes, And I just
feel like Marlowe. They said a couple of things that
made me realize I don't know anything about marlow Like
I can't remember if it was Kenya or Candy's confessional
(35:19):
when they're like, we never see any of Marlowe's guys
because you know, we don't want to hear about her
sponsors or whatever. It is, like they're throwing that accusation
out there, but I don't really know anything. Do you
know much about her? From Nope and Grant, I've only
watched this season. I mean it had been a while
(35:41):
since I haven't watched Atlanta, But so far this season,
we don't really know much about her personal life. I
mean her dating life, and then maybe she just doesn't date.
I want to know what the hell she does for
a living. I mean her her Chanel um in of
you look the white shirt, the suspenders, the Chanelle gloves.
(36:06):
That's just cheap. It's not cheap. But no, whose interview
look is my favorite? What chis with the with the
blonde hair, No, with the with the boost on? Yeah,
o god, I was every one of the looks for
interview this, I'm like, except for the chin fan, I
was like, no, no, no, no, I thought, say, looks
(36:29):
so beautiful in that one. Well she's beautiful, yes, but
it's the white hair with the black roots and then
the boostier stomach showing and all that. I'm like loved
and didn't like. I like just like, and I think
I've been liking her. Confessionals they say something something looks
(36:49):
like that's that's your friend, and I'm out of it
right now. She does great. I mean she's great all
the way around, but that one look, I the didn't
fit right and I don't know, I just did you
And the scenes for next week look really good too,
Because then Sanya, why also why does Sonia keep saying
(37:10):
there's no drama on this trip? Sonya, I was gonna
tell you that. I had that actually written down. That
was like women things, It's like, there will be no
drama on this trip. I'm like, oh, there we go.
Palis and Sanya, you're so like even when there is drama,
she's like, it's like me when they're drama, it's like,
let's go. Oh, and I'm not in it yet, but
(37:31):
don't worry. She's in it for next week, and then
her husband steps in and says, you can't talk to
my wife like that or something along. I'm paraphrases, do
you like when the guys get involved? No? I absolutely
do not like. I did not like. I think the
only time a man's got involved when it was us
on Housewives. Um, I mean when I was actually on
(37:54):
was Denise's husband, and that was that was bad. It
was bad, and it was it was worse in real life.
It was really the first. It happened at that luncheon
at Kyle's when she had like wonder tents and we're
all sitting on the floor. I mean he was, I
mean saying just like I don't beIN can look at yourself.
(38:16):
I don't be you know, like just on and on.
I'm like, well, but then the night at Sutton's party,
he really, I mean he like puffed up and like
went at me, and I just remember thinking, why are
you even here? Why are you at the shopping event?
Just go like it's the worst, and then they get
involved and then they make it worse. But I don't
(38:37):
know how this is gonna what it's going to turn into.
For something. I like her husband thus far, He's probably
also shocked that there's this much drama going into it.
I mean, aren't they Olympians? Like I don't know, okay,
but I really liked that they were. Um, they had
a trainer come in that didn't even look like he
was in shape compared to Sonia and her husband, and
(38:59):
they're like, they're gonna get He's gonna get me in
good shape. And as her abs are ripped and I'm
like what, and she's doing push ups on her toes,
I'm like, girl, I don't think you really need to
worry about being in shape. And then you have Drew
over there drinking a gallon of lemonade. Hold on, what's
happening on this next episode where they're like sprinting but
(39:20):
one of them is in a bathing suit? Did you
see the scenes from and then Drew hurts herself. I
mean that a lot of things are coming next week,
But did you happen to see the tweet that can you?
Did you send us or did somebody else? One? Um
it says there's a villain that everyone loves to hate
(39:41):
and then there's just a villiant villain that everyone hates,
and then l train l TV production says Marlow is
not a good villain. I don't care if she did
stirrup drama. She's ignorant. Then Kenya wrote facts hashtag facts.
Can we talk about another funny part that we a
forgot when Kennedy said I'm worldwide? Oh she's Mr Mrs Worldwide.
(40:08):
Isn't that a pit bull pit? I was crying laughing,
and we'll call a candy bowl like in this world wide.
I was funny. It was really funny and I but
then all the housewives giving the reason on why she's worldwide, Well,
she was kind of worldwide. I mean she's way more
(40:29):
worldwide than anybody else on there or US. Yeah, anybody
else on any franchise. But I still wouldn't do so.
Why why Drew was drinking a gallon of lemonade? I
missed that part. She had a whole gallon jug like
a milk gallan. It was phil It was like spark energiser.
(40:50):
Not that that makes it any better. She said it
was lemonade, and I'm like, well, there's a whole bunch
of sugar for you, delicious delicious sugar. Um. Should we
go through fan thoughts? It's pretty much the fan our
Instagram fans are pretty in line with a lot of
what we say. The first one is Marlow is going
(41:10):
after Candy and it's a dumb move. She got her
peach and lost her mind. I went to her head
for sure. I know Marlo is trying too hard to
keep her peach loving Drew this season. So do we?
I love I love Drew. We need Padre back. That's
(41:31):
a fan thought. I mean, I would love to see padreback.
I would love to see favreback. I'd love to see
Pedra on Dubai more though, because I feel like Dubai
needs her. But according to Kelly Dodd, she says she's
going to be on her Instagram live. That page is
going to be on Dubai. Can you explain to me
what Kelly Dodd's talking about with that hat? Why is
it sixteen thousand? I thought that hat like lost her
(41:53):
her full job? What's the sixteen thousand me? I didn't
hear that part. So what did she say? Oh so
there's a picture of her hold on let me go
over to the Graham. I got a little confused, and
it's her wearing the drunk swive matter hat. And then
she wrote do you guys like my new profile picture.
It cost me sixteen thousand. Is she wearing it in
(42:16):
her profile picture? Yes? Um, because I don't think that's
entirely true. I think she had said that she got
fined for doing some inappropriate things, like you know, you
can get in trouble for saying certain things. Um. Think
she's saying that's the reason why somebody wrote, you should
(42:37):
autograph it and option it off, but at least you'd
get the sixteen k. Doubt it. Doubt it? Um, But yeah,
I I didn't understand that. I'm like, well, can you
get paid more than sixteen k to be on Housewives?
And I thought that was part of the reason I
think she got fined. Um. So somebody said this season
is a little boring. Do you think it's boring? I
(42:58):
think heats, it ramps up a lot at the end.
Have they filmed the reunion yet? I don't remember. Somebody's
getting ready for reunion? Who is it? Is it? Dubai reunion?
Just happened? It just happened. Um. I know I'm trying
to remember, and I'm going to be honest here, I'm
ready for some new Housewive shows. You're ready for New New,
(43:22):
like you know how we do this one, that we
do that one? Like, Okay, I'm done with Dubai. I
let's move on to Yea. Yeah, I'm ready for Salt
Lake City. I'm ready for Potomac, which I need to
catch up. My plan was to watch last season's Potomac.
But guess what the app that I was using isn't
international and you can use it over there. Oh. I know.
(43:43):
I learned that in Ireland. I was trying to catch
up for the pod and I was like, what the
hell is going on? I know, but I'm sure you'll
find a night when you're stressed out about something where
you want to escape your life and you can. Yeah,
if I have the time, I know, I know. Well,
I mean, that's it. That's all we got, you guys
all we got for today. We'll be on later this
week to discuss Dubai Beverly Hills. Maybe we'll have a
(44:08):
guest on. We shall see. But thanks you guys for listening.
Bye
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Melon Camp and Tamra Judge. How are you, Teddy, I'm
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You know, Happy National Cat Day. Oh, I have a
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the woe that runs around the house. Well that's also
hopes though, that's another double wayammy of hoping. So what
did you joke this week? Oh my god, I'm so
turned around, Like I don't even know what day it
is since I've come back from Italy and my sleep
(01:06):
patterns still pretty screwed up. It's getting better today. I
was up at four. Of course, me and you were
texting at four. I know, the only other freak in
the world that likes to get up super early, and
I love that. We we text on our I Heart
team and they're probably like, shut the f up there,
(01:27):
don't want to hear from either of you or eight o'clock.
And then there was like one day that we became
obsessed with something. Maybe it was the day of Teresa's
wedding hair. I have no words. I have no words.
None are things I need to know, Okay, I need
(01:50):
to understand. Like I saw that Priscilla was doing her makeup,
and we know Priscilla was Julius doing the hair. No Oh,
I text him joking, I said, wow, Julius, you did
a great job on Teresa's hair. Anyway, I did not
do that. But here there's some there's some some world
(02:11):
exclusive news coming out. Andy Cohen will be hearing from
the woman behind the iconic wedding hair of Teresa's this morning,
and it's happening right now. Well, I wish I could listen,
because if I was that girl, I'd be in hiding.
I wouldn't want anybody to know my name. Okay, but
this is the thing, Tamp, what that really? You know?
(02:34):
I'm getting deep here. Why would she want the same
wedding hair she had from her first wedding. Well, I
didn't see her first wedding, but there's no way that
their hair was that big. It wasn't. It was not
that big, but it was an attempt at being that big.
It was the same type of crown thing with the
ginormous hair in the back. I just I mean, I
(02:54):
hate to rip on an evening on their wedding day.
But why did not one person say to her? No? God, no, Well,
I absolutely don't know, especially with that. But oh look, okay,
here it is. This is on I live for Bravo.
Here's her wedding hair to Louis. I'm gonna put my
glasses onto for this. Get the readers. I've already seen
(03:17):
that one. Okay. But then here's her wedding hair to
Joe Judas. She had a crown on them too, like
I mean, and I would take the first wedding hair
before this. I don't know. This is like Disney Princess,
and it's such a shame because everything everything else looked
(03:38):
so Simpson character. What's that? Oh? I know you're one
of the aunts. Are Marge Marge or something? Marge? Um? Yeah?
Well anyhoo, the that and all of the different celebrities,
i mean Bravo celebrities that were there, Okay, Jennifer Aiden
(04:00):
and Dolores were bridesmaids. But now I'm confused because remember
Dolores wasn't invited even to the engagement party because because
of No. I think it's because Adina. I think that
they don't get along. And now Dina, Dina was not
in the wedding, did not show up to the wedding,
and I don't think there's a clear answer on that.
I think there's a lot of bullshit stories going on
(04:20):
about that. And so she was welcome to come. Oh okay,
well she was also in the wedding. Dolores, we love you.
Why didn't you tell your girl no on the hair
and then you? I saw Jennifer aid and doing an
instant story about how how she was trying to make
her hair as big as possible, like you came nowhere
close to Teresa's on her wedding day. That's a good way.
(04:43):
She was saying she wanted to make her hair as
big as possible. Jennifer was saying she wanted her personal
hair big like she was like one of those things.
She was, but she was doing like one of those ponytails,
like those big ponies. But she didn't inst a story
where she was with her glam girl on She's like,
add more hair and some thing like that. Is this
like a Jersey thing? I mean obviously, I mean when
(05:04):
I in Indiana, thing like we used to have. I
called it scared hair. But it's where you would just
tease your bangs. Yeah. But what year was that? Exactly? Exactly?
We all did that in the eighties? Yeah. Um. Then
we have Margaret Joseph's and Jackie are there, Potomac Ashley
(05:25):
Darby's there, who looked stunning. Her breakup is really working
for her? She looked incredible. Um. Real Housewives of Miami
uh Alexia and her is it her husband now? And
then Real Housewives of New York Drenda Medley and Jill Zarin. Okay,
I expected way more housewives. Um. Then we also have
(05:47):
faddress Cynthia and Kenya, then Real Housewives of Dubai Chanelle Ion,
who I think she just met the other day, and
then the host of The Real Lonnie Love. Um. But
my my question is, what in the heck is going
on that you wouldn't have your brother and Melissa at
(06:09):
your wedding? What happened at that finale party? I feel
like they're so many allegations that actually made me feel
sick to my stomach. Was a part of them. Um,
I feel that, and like somebody the other day, no family,
She had no family there, but she had like random
(06:31):
housewife s there. Just bizarre to me. Um. I reached
out to Melissa and just said, I'm reading all this
stuff on the internet. I'm sorry you're going through this,
and she just said thank you. Yeah. No, I can't
imagine how heartbreaking it is to have to see all
this play out on the internet. Well, I know you
(06:51):
can't say anything because I'm not allowed to buy Bravo,
But I don't know. I just I couldn't imagine and
ever being in that situation with like my sister and
her husband. I just don't have that that in me
with family. Well, I'm sure we're gonna see it all
(07:11):
play out. I'm not quite sure how this wedding special is.
Is this just like an addition to UM New Jersey
like a one episode or is it a three or four?
How I think it's I think I read that it's four.
But here's the People magazine article. Teresa and Louise wedding
on Saturday wasn't attended by her brother and sister in
(07:32):
law Joe Gorga and Melissa Borga due to a troubling
blowout the foursome hat at the Real Housewives of New
Jersey Season thirteen taping days prior. Two sources now tell
people exclusively what was behind their absence, explaining that Joe
and Melissa had been planning on attending the wedding up
until Thursday night, when false rumors about their marriage surfaced
(07:53):
and the cameras roll. Teresa's part in the matter and
Louie's behavior amid their back and forth ultimately changed thea's mine.
Teresa betrayed them in a way that's unforgivable. One source
reveals they're not going to celebrate Teresa's new marriage when
all she does is try to tear others apart. It's
telling that Teresa didn't have one relative at her wedding,
(08:15):
notes the source, pointing to the absence of a strange
cousin's Kathy and Rosie too. But that's the choice Teresa made.
And then it's here's the report report. Melissa and Joe
fought with Louie after Nubi Danielle brought up a cheating
rumor that Margaret's ex best friend told Teresa and John
you know that that ex best friend's husband reached out
(08:38):
to me. What hold on, Jennifer, it's the girl, it's
Margaret's best ex best friend. I guess it's an ex now,
the one that's not on the show, the one not
on the show. She reached out to me on Twitter.
I just deleted it. The husband did saying if you
want the real dirt, um, can my wife be on
your podcast? And I'm like, I didn't even spawn. I
(09:00):
just deleted it. Good. I thought that sounds dirty to
me anyways, So I'm going to call bullshit on whatever
was said because these people seem so desperate. They seem desperate.
I mean, this is from Bravo Housewives the Instagram. Melissa
and Joe decided not to tend Teresa's wedding after they
gotten a heated brawl with Louis Um. A cheating room
(09:21):
with surfaced after newbeat Daniel Cabral brought it up on camera.
The rumor was originally told Teresa to Teresa and Jennifer
by ex friend of Margaret's who was not on the show.
Daniel found out about the rumor. I I can probably
figure out how Daniel found out about the room or
not well, they said. They said that Margaret had told her.
That's what she had said. Margaret had told her a
rumor and then, but Margaret had never brought it up
(09:44):
on camera. But that, to me, that doesn't sound right
because I feel like Margaret brings up everything, so I
don't see her one shining away from sometime Margaret. I
like Margaret as a housewife. I I enjoy watching her.
I loved her on the pod. I think Margaret is
also very good at stirring it behind the scenes. So
do you think she knew? I don't know if she
(10:07):
I don't even want to imply that this rumor is true,
but I I don't know. I saw that Melissa commented
on Marge's picture of herself at the wedding, so something.
She's like, you look beautiful. It was a complimentary So
maybe it really is just they've had enough, so they're
(10:32):
they're on good terms. And so that's good. I mean,
as a according to social media, that's what it looks like.
But obviously, well then it must be true. We have
no idea. And then another real doozy was, um, well,
how Jill gave every little crumb of deep detail. What
(10:52):
is wrong? With that woman. I saw that what is
wrong with her? Okay? Should I read it? Yeah? For people? Okay,
so this is from on Twitter. It says leave it
to Jill to give away every last detail, and then
it says Jill z there and is checked in at
Park Chateau. Mazeltof to Teresa and Louis. I have to say, honestly,
(11:14):
it was one of the most beautiful weddings I've ever
been to. The grounds at the Steau were breathtaking, but
seeing Tea when she opened the doors of the chapel
to walk gracefully down the aisle through the gardens was magical.
And her soft pink dress, it was soft pink. That's
the same as mine. I'm telling you. Her dress was
like her dress was a knockoff of mine. Like please, no,
(11:34):
it wasn't aware that you had a soft pink dress.
But also mine was ten years ago. Keep making excuses,
tim Um. It was pretty back then, a soft pink
dress that was gathered at the bottom and very long
veil that glided behind her. The ceremony was especially special
because of his oldest sister married them after being ordained
(11:56):
in the state of New Jersey, just to marry them.
All six children were present, joining two families into one
over two and fifty family and friends and camera crews everywhere.
Stop this woman is crazy though over ten housewives from
east to West, including Cynthia Pedris, Channel Kenya, Dorenda. Alexia
says most of New Jersey ladies, including all three new ones.
(12:17):
The food was a ten including the biggest cowboys, steaks, flowers,
tin music, tenn and when we finally left shake shack,
a pizza truck and a candy truck loaded us up
for the big trip home. We wish you a lifetime
of good health and love and years to enjoy both.
I'm blind, I'm trying to read all this mic Drop,
(12:38):
what the this woman does? She realize you don't give
away secrets like I just went to a wedding. I
would never post a picture of that wedding because the
actual people that got married, you know, they don't. They're
not posting. You don't do that. You do not and
then give away every detail, and especially if it's a
televised wedding. I'm sure Bravo's just so thrilled that she
(13:01):
gave out every detail. Well, apparently she didn't give out
every details because this was also posted by a anonymous
person on I Live I Live for Bravo. I live
in New Jersey and my daughter's g s h. I
have seen them many times in person and at cheerleading.
My friend was at the wedding and she had She
(13:22):
said everyone was eating shake check because the food was
not being served because Teresa was late. The wedding went
on until well after two Dolores and almost all the
housewives left before the dinner was served. The nicest and
was and one of the prettiest housewives was the one
from Miami. I don't know her. I can't with this.
(13:42):
Teresa's refused to take pictures with vendors, and her wedding
planner kept saying, you have no choice. She was cold
to them, and most were not being paid. The local
county carnival was going on directly across the street, so
that is probably why she got such a good deal.
Her hair looked worse in person than in the pics
because extensions in the back were awful. The crown went
(14:03):
all the way around. Jackie ran out at the end
and was ripping off her microphone. Everyone said that the
cameras were so annoying there was Geno was fighting with
her boyfriend because he was drunk. It's going to be
a four part series. Anonymously, I'm surprised she I'm surprised
she didn't. They didn't sign it. Jay Z also, they
(14:26):
had sparklers at the end as a grand finale, and
only seventy five people were left. You know that probably
came from you know who. But either way, I'm excited
to tune into this wedding now because we have conflicting
things with between jay Z and jay Z's alter ego.
(14:47):
It's just a lot. It's just mind blowing, it really is.
So it's official, you guys. Teresa judais stylist breaks down
the stars ten thous dollar wedding hair to the real
size of New Jersey star Theresa Judaicces wedding hairstyle costs
nearly ten thousand and required more than Bobby Pins. Her stylist,
(15:09):
Lucia revealed get all she got ripped off. She should
have Oh my god, no, imagine taking that out, Like
don't you want to have on your wedding night. That's
gonna be a big That's what you know what I
wanted to say. I want to see her taking it off.
I wouldn't see her taking it all apart. Um. Okay, Lucia,
(15:33):
from what I have heard, has always done her hair.
I seriously doubt that she charged her ten thousand dollars.
I mean, and maybe she's just saying that price in
case anybody wants to recreate that leg for their wedding. Okay, No,
nobody's going to. Um. And like I said, if I
were her, I'd be in hiding. Um. Have you ever
(15:55):
heard ten dollars into a hair? No? But on Thursday,
can you wear your hair like that? Oh? We should
let's do our best, big hair on Thursday. Okay, big
hair day, Big hair day on Thursday. Okay. Um. And
then what I saw that Kyle posted that the reason
she wasn't there was because she was already had a
(16:17):
trip plan and she let TERSA know an advance. But
that Kyle was invited, which we weren't invited to him.
We weren't invited. But that's okay. I would have made
the trip. But it's you know what the thing about Kyle,
somebody posted her d M like she d Somebody said
why weren't you there? And she posted whatever she said,
and that person posted it on Instagram. Oh that's how
(16:40):
it came out. I was. I haven't even asked, Kyle.
I'm like people, why don't people do that? I don't know.
I always asked if I was going to post a
d M, I'd say, can I post this? Like exactly
Caroline Stanbury. Guys noticed that I didn't see stands me
something funny? I said, can I post this? And she said,
hold on, let me make you a video for it?
(17:01):
And I appreciated that. Yeah, but I would never post
a d M without permission. That being said, I sound
like a hypocrite. I posted Jim Edmund's text, so I
love we're acting off my inmighty here. Um. Yeah, but
you knew exactly what you were doing. Yeah, I mean
I knew it was gonna blow. I mean there was
(17:22):
a reason that was like, that was your Barbara Walter's work. Walters,
But who is it like if you're watching housewives, if
you're podcasting about housewives, if you are a housewife, you're
a hypocrite. But we all have opinions, and it's what
(17:50):
did you do this weekend? We we you know, have
all the kids at homes doves, baby dedication. I think
a lot of people are confused by that. Okay, it
there's a difference between like a baptism and a baby dedication.
So baptism, if your child is of age that wants
to be baptized, it's a choice that they're making. Baby
(18:12):
dedication is normally happens before they're two years old. But
because our church was closed for a long time because
of COVID, this is one of their first ones that
we've been able to go to um And it's just
us saying that we're going to raise our daughter of
knowing the Lord. Did she behave? Did she behave? No?
She didn't she there's she was one. Bella was so funny.
(18:37):
Bella goes she thinks this is just her day because
there's like ten other babies there, you know. But like
Dove went on stage, pulled up her dress, showed her
whole like everything. I'm like, duff, we're in the presence
of the come on like and and one's like her,
I'm like, you think she can be controlled? This is
(18:59):
my wil um. But no. We had so much fun
and then we went to brunch afterwards, and it was
a really nice day and I was so happy that
we had Bella and so that all the kids were
there and it was nice. And then we came home
and because Dove hadn't taken a nap, she was the
world's most crazy, like psychotic baby you've ever met until
(19:22):
it was bed time. And yeah, and then Edwin and
I got in a fight because everybody want to go
get froyo and I was staying with Dove and they
didn't bring me back any how, rude, I go, Vega,
we didn't know you wanted any And I was like,
what about asking? What about? Yeah? Exactly why? Like and
I want some? And if I even if I didn't
(19:44):
want them, to either bring some and save it for late.
But I honestly gave him a whole hard time the
whole night, even before we went to bed. He's like,
I want to hit that's what like he was, you know,
trying to be all sexy time and I'm like, no,
I don't. I want my freaking throat. What do you
call it? I want my cake batter? You'll grt land
that's my favorite. Yeah, Like, you know, what if you're
(20:04):
that press, don't put a topping on it, but at
least bring me, Okay, that's my favorite to do you
put toppings on it. It depends. Um, if I were
to put it top I wouldn't have had a topping
yesterday because I already was like, you know, not to
catch and did those things. But if I were to
put a topping, I would put cookie dough on it.
Really okay, So I would put crushed almonds, and um,
(20:29):
what's the fake chocolate. Oh yeah, like magic shell or
something like that. No, no, no, no, no no, the
little chocolate chips, carab chips, carabs that they're a little bitter.
And then the nuts because I like the different textures. See,
I don't like nuts inside of things. I solely like
nuts alone. Like I can eat nuts, but I leave
that alone. No, I don't like if a cookie had
(20:50):
a walnut in it, Like the doll Tree and Orange
County where I used to stay at the horse shows.
I love those cookies. And then they did mysterious wall nuts.
I was like, go kick rocks, people, I don't want this.
I hate well nuts. I feel like it tastes like dirt.
Not that I've ever eaten dirt, but it seems like
that's what dirt. It tastes like. Yeah, So that's how
I feel about that. And so we Then this morning
(21:11):
I was like, are you over the froio thing? And
I was like, maybe let's go to Orange Theory. You
ever do that again? Um? What'd you do this weekend?
You know what I'm telling you? These days of running?
Today's um, well, Saturday, I was very busy. We can't talk.
But Sunday, Sunday Mondays are my days off. This Sunday
(21:34):
really we did nothing, just kind of. I ran four
miles almost died because it's so hot. It's hot, it's
got to be hot. We it's so hot, so hot,
and the humidity is like at so I was dying
running yesterday. I'm like, whose idea was this? To do
it at ten or eleven o'clock? Normbally we go really early,
(21:55):
but I couldn't get my button gear. Um, can you
ask Eddie? He's gonna so I have my coaches retreat
just for my senior leadership. Coaches were all in, we're
gonna be at the Montage next week Monday Tuesday. We
want to do a group workout. And I was thinking
maybe Eddie could lead up. Could you imagine they'd all
(22:16):
be like swoon? So okay, let me ask him. He
went he left early this morning to go into work.
We'll get on the horn, Eddie, we need you, and
then maybe I'll make you come to and then we
can podcast. I would. It's Tuesday, Monday, and Tuesday, well
Monday we're driving up, so Tuesday, okay, Um, well, let's
(22:37):
take a little break and then we'll come back and
talk about Atlanta. All right, let's get back and talk
about Atlanta. I tried to watch Atlanta last night, but
as you know, I was so pissed about the froio
that I had a hard time at artisting. So I
(22:59):
watched it this morning at four when we were texting.
So it's very fresh in your mind. It's fresh, O,
get this. I went to go turn on h what
I watched. We have app TV, so I went to
watch on Sling is where Bravo and everything else is on.
Um click click you you said in your password, and
so I said, and he's like, oh, I canceled it.
(23:20):
He's all, it got too expensive. I got what, but
what what are you talking about? And I said, well,
and we can't afford it. Like he does this all
the time. We've had cable TV, we've had direct TV,
and you know how they always jacked the prices up
and we rarely watch TV, so he's like, I just
felt like it was just that's where I watch. He thought, Oh,
I thought you had the Bravo app. I said, no,
(23:42):
I don't. So then I was so annoyed because it was,
you know, records, and I get East Coast feed, so
I could have gotten the earlier feed. No, I had
to stay up because he had to put it back
on the TV, and then I had to watch it later,
like touch my TV again. I can't. Well, it's like
when they do those auto renews and somehow it like
(24:04):
lets Edwin know on the Apple like the Apple Pay
or whatever it is, and I'm like, and it was like,
did you get a Mirror Max plus or whatever. I'm like,
let me live my life. Eddie has like everything financial.
He knows every dollar that goes out, every dollar that
comes in. He's got alerts. If anything over like four
thousand dollars, it alert. I'm like, oh my god, this
(24:28):
is our our Uber account alerts Edwin. He's like, where
are you going? I'm going home from Orange Theory. This
is it was seven dollars seven dollars relaxed I mean
he doesn't say anything about it, but he knows, like
this is the same guy that schedules on his phone
and alarm to take the trash out. Yeah, I mean
(24:48):
I feel I feel I'm not that person, all right.
So we're getting into Jamaica, Jamaicamicaica. I know I want
to go there. Kenya says her happiness is dependent on
a plus A plus one, and then Drew tells her
not to feel pressure to bring someone to Jamaica. I
don't ask you what is all this bringing. All. I
(25:09):
get if you want to bring your significant other, the
person you're dating, whatever, But what's with all these friends
that you can bring? Could you imagine if we don't
bring friends all over? The play was totally blown away.
And by the way, why do they always have couple trips?
I don't. I guess because they need because it looks
like that, you know, at the end of this Todd
(25:30):
gets involved, and the next week it looks like Sonia's
husband gets involved. So they need to. And I guess
because it's a trigger to the girls that are single.
I don't want to see the guys on the trip.
I also don't want to read Ralph's book about step parenting,
I mean, and the fact that his own wife knows
(25:52):
nothing about it and it's about her child, her son.
And then he at the end, I thought he was
gonna like of her the manuscript to read or something,
but instead he's like, and can and can you write
the ford as if that's a favorite, Like she it's
something that would be good for her. I'm like, no,
you need her to write the foreword to give it
(26:12):
any sort of legitimate Yeah. But the thing is like,
I like the way she handled it. It wasn't like,
oh okay, she's like I have to think about that
or something like that. I'm like, the balls of this guy.
I did take the time to google if this publishing
house existed. It does, so somebody is somebody's really doing it,
(26:33):
So somebody's gonna lose their ass. But I I still
love Drew. And then I thought they had some kind
of cute parts, even when they were on the bus
and Sonia has to get them to go around the
bus and say who everybody is because there's so many
freaking people there that we can't keep up. And Ralph's like,
and I like long walk, I mean, like they he
(26:54):
was killed. He was I like them when I'm not
like having to judge whatever the hell Ralph's doing so hard.
I like Sanya's husband. I like Sonia's husband probably more
than I enjoy Sonia. Oh really Yeah, And when her
husband forgot his passport, I feel like that is so Edwin. Really,
(27:17):
Oh my guy he is every single time we do anything,
it's like, oh I forgot He runs the times. Um
so ready, he puts it on his calendar, he gets
an alarm for it. Um. Can you this part? I
may be missed? Um? Hold on? What is? Sonia is
(27:39):
Kenya's wing woman and invites a guy at the hotel
to dinner. Yes, I didn't realize that Sonia invited him
to the dinner. So you saw they were riding on
the golf cart and then there was a guy and
I don't know if she waved to him or what happened,
and then Sonia kind of took control and is like, okay,
turn it around. They went back, they talked to the
guy and I believe ye, Sonia that invited him to dinner,
(28:02):
Which how weird was that? And how crazy that the
guy said yes, Well that I'm not shocked by. But
the part that really kind of blew me away was
that they couldn't have just met outside or at the dinner.
He came to her hotel room. Then they shared a
half a red Bull. It was it was cringe, but
the fact that he actually showed up, I mean it
was cute. Most guys probably would have never done that.
(28:24):
Camera's no thank you, But then he split out. I
would have two. I would have been like, what the
hell did At first, You're like, oh, it's a TV show,
I'm on vacation or this is you know whatever, and
then you realize I've got I've walked into Like but
the thing is happened the camera guy didn't get him
just sneaking out. Maybe he went to the restroom and
then they didn't think he was sneaking out, and then
(28:45):
I never came back. True, that's probably what happened. Um
and then Drew says the hotel in Jamaica as a
step up from Sonia's sad little house party. That's mean,
I just feel like that's me. Yeah, But they all
had a little bit of an issue with the house party,
like they repeat a million times. I mean the party
(29:07):
city decorations and the dry food and no white meat
chicken chicken very the problematic, the photo not working, the
photo booth, the wine wasn't chilled. Should we go on
and on? This looks like a nice trip, Um, even
(29:27):
though I don't need all those people. They're like, there
doesn't need to be so many. No, No, we don't
need to see your friend that we never see on
the show. I mean, it was nice to see John. Um.
Who's John. John's the new guy that was just there
as the date for a second. Oh, of course you
wouldn't know that. I'm sure John is on Instagram right
(29:50):
now telling all the secrets. Like it was even worse
person Uman. John was probably at Teresa's wedding. What about John?
We're gonna see Sea Um. But they all take a
shot about Kenya getting her groove back and say says,
(30:12):
Kenya is a soft spoken and girly around a man,
and then they do those flashbacks of her exes and
your uh ouch, yeah, She's like, I'm normally a really
good judge of character, and then you have these guys
brutal and so I guess John didn't work out for her. Well,
(30:34):
we don't know. We're only on episode one of Jamaica.
The guy snuck out I'm pretty sure it's not gonna
work out, but he has the number. He could text
her and just say if if I had a guy
sneak out from a housewife fight and we were dating,
I would be And he texted me the next day sorry,
I had the dramas just too much for me. That
would be a turn on. Yeah, a thousand percent. Um.
(30:55):
He who knows, Maybe he left, maybe had diarrhea, who knows?
Are we both drinking her sparkling water Mountain Gate? Oh no,
your peria um. Then Ralph brings up his book he
is writing, and then Marlowe brings up the adoption, and
(31:16):
then he says he can't adopt Drew's son after the
conversation with his biological father, and then Marlowe questions his
decision to not adopt Drew's son since it's close to
home for him. How do you feel about this conversation? Okay,
First of all, the biological father has to sign off
on that, right, So maybe that's the problem. And maybe
(31:36):
they're not even really allowed to talk about the biological
father because you notice they've never said his name, and
Drew doesn't seem like one to hold back. Yeah, so
I don't know what to think about it, because I
feel like there's more to the story than what they're saying.
And if he has, if he has a good relationship
or communicating with the biological father, then um, I feel
(31:58):
like if he was okay with it, he would adopt him.
But if he's not okay with it, he's leaving it
at that. Like and but then Marle like went on
about like, well does this mean you're just gonna be
his friend and you're not gonna put him on your tap?
She has to sit down, do you know what I'm
I've had it to hear with her. Honestly, she's just
at this point, she's mean and there. You know, everybody
(32:19):
likes a villain, but when they start hating the villain,
then that's when it's time to snatch that peach. Well,
it's one thing she's there's not one person she's not with. Like,
it's one thing to be a villain, it's another thing
to stir the pot. It's another thing to be hated.
But if you're in a situation where you're coming after
every single one of your friends, I know every scene,
(32:42):
every and like he never granted they're not able to
fully give whatever the full story is on why he's
but you don't really have You're not really in a
position of strength to talk about how you should be
treating kids. And I fully agreed with what Candy said
about it, right, I always agree with Candy said, But
I honestly feel that the biological father is not signing
(33:04):
off on it, but they don't want to say that.
I feel like either, I feel a little twisted truth there,
even if not even if the biological father and Ralph
just had a conversation, he said, I, you know, I
don't want you to Yeah, you as a man, I
think you could probably still be there stuff and to
still be their stepparent and still be an amazing parent
(33:27):
and father figure to her son without that happening. And
I just felt like it. It just felt yucky. And
then she continues on, and then Candy and Marlow started
arguing about Marlow's situation with her nephews, and then Marlo
snaps back and says, it's weird how Candy lets her
(33:47):
man feel belittled when it comes to her mother and
how she provides for her man. Candy gets upset about
how Marlo is just respecting her, what is doing she's
being an asshole. That's what she is doing. She really is.
I mean, nothing different than last week, but this week
it's worse. It's just worse. I mean, Candy and Todd
had been married for what eight nine years? I don't
(34:09):
even I mean the flash went to ten years ago. Yeah,
so I'm pretty sure they're building their own own empire.
And I think in the very beginning, Candy's mom had
some hesitation about Todd, so I think that's what she's
talking about. But also, why is Marlowe bringing up something
that Todd may or may not have said ten years
ago on a housewife trip, like what was it that
(34:32):
she was a country bumpkin or what? It's like obviously
he loves her, they got married, Like this is so
unnecessary and why are you so like going out of
your way to try to make your friends feel bad? Right?
But then Todd sumps back and he's like, I was
behind the scenes. You bought your way, which I don't
understand what that means. You bought your way on the show. Well,
(34:56):
she said she came in through somebody. But he Todd
kind of doubles down and he's like, no, you bought
yourself into that circle and he knows it for a
fact because he was behind the scenes, And I just
feel like Marlowe. They said a couple of things that
made me realize I don't know anything about marlow Like
I can't remember if it was Kenya or Candy's confessional
(35:19):
when they're like, we never see any of Marlowe's guys
because you know, we don't want to hear about her
sponsors or whatever. It is, like they're throwing that accusation
out there, but I don't really know anything. Do you
know much about her? From Nope and Grant, I've only
watched this season. I mean it had been a while
(35:41):
since I haven't watched Atlanta, But so far this season,
we don't really know much about her personal life. I
mean her dating life, and then maybe she just doesn't date.
I want to know what the hell she does for
a living. I mean her her Chanel um in of
you look the white shirt, the suspenders, the Chanelle gloves.
(36:06):
That's just cheap. It's not cheap. But no, whose interview
look is my favorite? What chis with the with the
blonde hair, No, with the with the boost on? Yeah,
o god, I was every one of the looks for
interview this, I'm like, except for the chin fan, I
was like, no, no, no, no, I thought, say, looks
(36:29):
so beautiful in that one. Well she's beautiful, yes, but
it's the white hair with the black roots and then
the boostier stomach showing and all that. I'm like loved
and didn't like. I like just like, and I think
I've been liking her. Confessionals they say something something looks
(36:49):
like that's that's your friend, and I'm out of it
right now. She does great. I mean she's great all
the way around, but that one look, I the didn't
fit right and I don't know, I just did you
And the scenes for next week look really good too,
Because then Sanya, why also why does Sonia keep saying
(37:10):
there's no drama on this trip? Sonya, I was gonna
tell you that. I had that actually written down. That
was like women things, It's like, there will be no
drama on this trip. I'm like, oh, there we go.
Palis and Sanya, you're so like even when there is drama,
she's like, it's like me when they're drama, it's like,
let's go. Oh, and I'm not in it yet, but
(37:31):
don't worry. She's in it for next week, and then
her husband steps in and says, you can't talk to
my wife like that or something along. I'm paraphrases, do
you like when the guys get involved? No? I absolutely
do not like. I did not like. I think the
only time a man's got involved when it was us
on Housewives. Um, I mean when I was actually on
(37:54):
was Denise's husband, and that was that was bad. It
was bad, and it was it was worse in real life.
It was really the first. It happened at that luncheon
at Kyle's when she had like wonder tents and we're
all sitting on the floor. I mean he was, I
mean saying just like I don't beIN can look at yourself.
(38:16):
I don't be you know, like just on and on.
I'm like, well, but then the night at Sutton's party,
he really, I mean he like puffed up and like
went at me, and I just remember thinking, why are
you even here? Why are you at the shopping event?
Just go like it's the worst, and then they get
involved and then they make it worse. But I don't
(38:37):
know how this is gonna what it's going to turn into.
For something. I like her husband thus far, He's probably
also shocked that there's this much drama going into it.
I mean, aren't they Olympians? Like I don't know, okay,
but I really liked that they were. Um, they had
a trainer come in that didn't even look like he
was in shape compared to Sonia and her husband, and
(38:59):
they're like, they're gonna get He's gonna get me in
good shape. And as her abs are ripped and I'm
like what, and she's doing push ups on her toes,
I'm like, girl, I don't think you really need to
worry about being in shape. And then you have Drew
over there drinking a gallon of lemonade. Hold on, what's
happening on this next episode where they're like sprinting but
(39:20):
one of them is in a bathing suit? Did you
see the scenes from and then Drew hurts herself. I
mean that a lot of things are coming next week,
But did you happen to see the tweet that can you?
Did you send us or did somebody else? One? Um
it says there's a villain that everyone loves to hate
(39:41):
and then there's just a villiant villain that everyone hates,
and then l train l TV production says Marlow is
not a good villain. I don't care if she did
stirrup drama. She's ignorant. Then Kenya wrote facts hashtag facts.
Can we talk about another funny part that we a
forgot when Kennedy said I'm worldwide? Oh she's Mr Mrs Worldwide.
(40:08):
Isn't that a pit bull pit? I was crying laughing,
and we'll call a candy bowl like in this world wide.
I was funny. It was really funny and I but
then all the housewives giving the reason on why she's worldwide, Well,
she was kind of worldwide. I mean she's way more
(40:29):
worldwide than anybody else on there or US. Yeah, anybody
else on any franchise. But I still wouldn't do so.
Why why Drew was drinking a gallon of lemonade? I
missed that part. She had a whole gallon jug like
a milk gallan. It was phil It was like spark energiser.
(40:50):
Not that that makes it any better. She said it
was lemonade, and I'm like, well, there's a whole bunch
of sugar for you, delicious delicious sugar. Um. Should we
go through fan thoughts? It's pretty much the fan our
Instagram fans are pretty in line with a lot of
what we say. The first one is Marlow is going
(41:10):
after Candy and it's a dumb move. She got her
peach and lost her mind. I went to her head
for sure. I know Marlo is trying too hard to
keep her peach loving Drew this season. So do we?
I love I love Drew. We need Padre back. That's
(41:31):
a fan thought. I mean, I would love to see padreback.
I would love to see favreback. I'd love to see
Pedra on Dubai more though, because I feel like Dubai
needs her. But according to Kelly Dodd, she says she's
going to be on her Instagram live. That page is
going to be on Dubai. Can you explain to me
what Kelly Dodd's talking about with that hat? Why is
it sixteen thousand? I thought that hat like lost her
(41:53):
her full job? What's the sixteen thousand me? I didn't
hear that part. So what did she say? Oh so
there's a picture of her hold on let me go
over to the Graham. I got a little confused, and
it's her wearing the drunk swive matter hat. And then
she wrote do you guys like my new profile picture.
It cost me sixteen thousand. Is she wearing it in
(42:16):
her profile picture? Yes? Um, because I don't think that's
entirely true. I think she had said that she got
fined for doing some inappropriate things, like you know, you
can get in trouble for saying certain things. Um. Think
she's saying that's the reason why somebody wrote, you should
(42:37):
autograph it and option it off, but at least you'd
get the sixteen k. Doubt it. Doubt it? Um, But yeah,
I I didn't understand that. I'm like, well, can you
get paid more than sixteen k to be on Housewives?
And I thought that was part of the reason I
think she got fined. Um. So somebody said this season
is a little boring. Do you think it's boring? I
(42:58):
think heats, it ramps up a lot at the end.
Have they filmed the reunion yet? I don't remember. Somebody's
getting ready for reunion? Who is it? Is it? Dubai reunion?
Just happened? It just happened. Um. I know I'm trying
to remember, and I'm going to be honest here, I'm
ready for some new Housewive shows. You're ready for New New,
(43:22):
like you know how we do this one, that we
do that one? Like, Okay, I'm done with Dubai. I
let's move on to Yea. Yeah, I'm ready for Salt
Lake City. I'm ready for Potomac, which I need to
catch up. My plan was to watch last season's Potomac.
But guess what the app that I was using isn't
international and you can use it over there. Oh. I know.
(43:43):
I learned that in Ireland. I was trying to catch
up for the pod and I was like, what the
hell is going on? I know, but I'm sure you'll
find a night when you're stressed out about something where
you want to escape your life and you can. Yeah,
if I have the time, I know, I know. Well,
I mean, that's it. That's all we got, you guys
all we got for today. We'll be on later this
week to discuss Dubai Beverly Hills. Maybe we'll have a
(44:08):
guest on. We shall see. But thanks you guys for listening.
Bye
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