August 22, 2025 • 35 mins
Jenn Fessler joins Teddi to recap RHOM! Find out everything she knows about an RHONJ return…
Teddi and Jenn break down the Jody vs. Larsa text war. Whose team are they on?
Plus, they’re both getting the ICK from Stephanie’s seating chart.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Cameridge Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp, and I have a
special guest co host, Jim Pestler.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hi, Hi Warrior, how are you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm good, I mean, I'm good, except my eye keeps
going to where it says Jeffrey Fessler on your.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Uh, like all things in my life. His name is
plastered everywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Just it's on your zoo.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, actually, I'm using I'm down at that. We have
a beach house in southern Jersey, so whatever, I'm using.
His computer minds a little messed up, So.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I feel, what's new with you? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh, it's just really the weather sucks here in Jersey
at the beach, and it just feels like winter's coming
and it's depressing. It's cold and windy whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But one hundred and six degrees here, I.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Don't know which is worse. I actually hate that telling
you I'm not interested in that either.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hot. Yeah, I can't even take it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So, yeah, well that's not for me either. So I
just have to say this to you because I've been
wanting to say it, and we don't talk all the time,
so I have this little opportunity. But so I have
probably four friends right now who are battling cancer, one
of whom is battling stage four. But it's hard obviously
(01:33):
on all four of them. But they all follow you,
and you have obviously inspired them in more ways than one,
but particularly your hair. So my friend Marcy Hers is
just now starting to grow back. Yeah, we spent hours
contemplating like pink, like teddy pink, teddy blonde. I don't know,
(01:58):
like when you started. And she's like, I'm not sure
I can actually start coloring it. She's asked. She's talking
to a doctor about using like vegg dye, Veggi dye
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I use the one that you just like wash in
and then it's semi permanent.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I was hoping to get that information.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, so it's a semi permanent I'll text you the
link of what it is. But it just goes in
and then it starts off super pink and then it
just fades out. The reason I have some days I
have wigs on, like today's a wig day because I
didn't want to put any makeup on. Yeah, so it's
the one the other right right.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I actually contemplated, I was like, this is my first
to tease podcast. Let me try to look human, a
little bit human, but you think better than human? Thank you,
thank you. Yeah. But I also do say to my
friends there are like Gurdi, for instance, she has a
perfect head. Her cranium is perfect and round, as is yours.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I have to be very grateful that I have a
good a good grand as you've got ahead.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't know if I give it, but I have it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, you got good head? Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Also, what's the what's the scoop? I mean, there's been
so much discussion about Jersey. Have you heard anything?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I mean, I hear the rumors, I hear what you hear,
and nothing is confirmed. I don't know, I honestly, and
I people I probably wouldn't. I would say to you
offline if I did know, which I'm also not supposed
to do. But I really don't know. I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do you think if it does come back, you would
be going back?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I don't know. I mean I would like to I
would like at least to be asked. There were times
when I was filming where I was like, you know,
this is it. But I think you said at one point,
once you're in it and you've experienced it, it's an
interesting things, like transition to normal life. And so it
was an adventure for me, and at times it was hard,
(04:01):
but really, you know, housewives came knocking at my door
when I was fifty three years old. Nobody else was knocking.
So I mean, it's just the truth, right, And it's
been like yeah, times it's hard, but it has been
this incredible adventure and I'm I've had like this chance
to reinvent myself in this way, you know, right, kind
of when my kids were when I was empty nesting
and do things that I wouldn't. I mean, sitting here
(04:25):
with Teddy Mellencamp, my husband is downstairs. I said to him,
you can't come up because the fact that I'm even
talking to you. He's a Jersey boy like your dad is,
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
My dad is. I think farm Maid's coming up.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's right. I saw that.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, I think farm Maid's coming up. And I forget
exactly where it is, but I don't know that it's
too far from you guys.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Really, I'll tell Jeff you're gonna get us tickets? Yeah,
I will, thanks front, Yeah, backstage if you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
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Speaker 2 (06:07):
So what are you thinking about? Are you liking Miami
this season?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well? I loved this last episode. First of all, absolutely
loved it. I think Miami, like everybody says it, it's
not whatever, but it's just so underrated.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I mean visually, I love Miami. This episode I didn't
love as much.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So I know I loved it, loved it. I loved it. Well,
I love it. You know what, when I love I
love episodes that make me furious or make me laugh.
So like I like when I get so riled up
about something, I know it's a good episode, Like I
just it's about the Stephanie of it all. We can
(06:47):
get to that. But where I'm just like, like, you
gotta be fucking kidding, like I have to find this
woman and and like have it out with her because
I'm losing my shit. But I feel like those are
the good episodes, right, are the good episodes.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean I think the beginning, it starts. It started
off a little slow for me, so that's hard, Like
I want it to take me right from the beginning,
and I feel like, right now we're kind of beating
a dead horse.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You feel like it's like a right, well, yeah, okay,
I can deal with the Lisa Larsa of it all.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, So I mean it starts out during dinner. Lars's
in the hallway and Jody is texting Larsa NonStop. Lisa
asks Larsa what the problem is. Larsa tells Lisa that
Jody is texting her things he shouldn't be texting. But
then so I thought it was like, listen, you fucking bitch, right,
shut your mouth, Like that's what I expected, obviously, like
(07:37):
I was.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I went there, that's what we all expected. Or like,
you know, meet me in the back alley somewhere, like
there was something selacious about it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The whole thing.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
It was so benign, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, and then we find out in the confessional, Lisa
reads Larsa, stop, I don't want this fight. You can't
point at the sky and tell me it's not blue.
Larsa responded, Listen, I don't want to argue with you.
What fight. Clearly we're not on the same page. Have
a good night, Jody says, we don't need to be
on the same page. It's in the past. If you'll
let it go. I'm sorry. This is a fine text
(08:10):
exchange for me.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I actually think it's very pleasant and nice. I don't
think he was in any way inappropriate not only that
this woman like tried to out him as a as
as coking it up whatever. I don't remember where he was,
but was showing up pure man with his saying that
his eyes were bulging out of his head. I think
he was perfectly pleasant. And their reaction, the girl's reaction
when they're like, look, Jody is texting Lar said, They're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
What I mean, one should Jody probably be texting a housewife.
I mean, if Jeff started texting housewives that he wasn't
close with, I would think it was weird. It's a
nice business.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well Jeff doesn't. He doesn't text me, so it would
be weird my children for that matter. So I'm trying
to think if I text like a house husband, I
have not without like the housewife knowing, but just like
happy birthday, I don't know, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I mean, I think it's weird. I think in general,
Jodie stay out of it. But I think he sees
that Lisa's in like such a fragile place. He's trying
to protect her. Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I mean, honestly it did. Yes, definitely stay out of it.
But the thing. The other piece is that he he
was brought into it like Larsa was trying to call
him out, like in a in a big way. His
eyes were bulging out, you know, he was screaming. He
was hard. Yeah, it's hard to stomach that ship.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah. So I'm sure at the end of the day
when and I am slightly confused because I'm not a lawyer,
but do you have that short of a notice when
you have to do a notary type situation?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I have the same question. It seemed legit to me.
I mean, Gerty and her were back there, right and
Gertie was like, and I know this person and this woman,
and she's going to get on and she's going to
what she's gonna be able to notarize it. It felt
legit to me. It seems strange that anybody would say
you have to have this done in an hour, these
(10:07):
official documents.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
She probably drops the ball maybe and then she's on
the trip and she's like, oh, you know, she was
on another trip right beforehand. She probably kind of forgot,
and then it was down to the deadline and oh shit,
here we go. And then you want to know whose
nightmare that probably really was Productions having to find a notary.
(10:32):
Productions like, shit, we have to find an online notary
who can do this right now on camera. Great. Yeah,
but I think two things can be true. Jody should
absolutely not be texting Larsa. But the women also seem
to be piling on Lisa.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh my god, one hundred percent. And here's the thing.
I mean, we can get to it later. But the
expectations around Lisa. I know that her divorce has been
going on for a minute, but the expectations, for instance,
for her to put her phone in a basket, they're
just they're not realistic.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, in my mind, let's once we get to the notes,
let's talk about the basket.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But then the girls head out for their daytime adventures,
which you know I love the daytime adventures. Oh yes, Marisol, Alexia, Julia, Larsa,
and Stephanie. I'll go to ceramics class to make tiles.
Alexia asks Marisol to not paint a penis.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
So what does Marisol do paints a penis? I have
to be honest with you. The penis is like the
eleventh character on Miami. It's a lot a lot of
penis talk. Maybe I'm just I'm fifty seven. I'm just
not that interested in penis anymore. But it's just it's
a lot of cock talk on Miami, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, I think it's a lot of cock talk. And
it's all because they what else are they going to
talk about?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's sad. That is sad, Teddy, that is a sad statement.
I hope there's more to talk about than just penis.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, I think in this that's.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
The common denominator. That's what binds them.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, that's what's binding them together at this moment. They
love to talk about sex and penis.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, I guess that goes that's across the board. I
know that housewives do like to talk about sex, but
it just feels like and now, oh I know, Marisol
and yeah, the episode that don't find the penis particularly
appealing in person, much less drawings of it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's just enough penis, it's not And her drawing isn't
like a beautiful penis And no, it was no, it wasn't.
It wasn't great.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
You want to put like hair on hers or something, No,
I don't know, something like that. I think she was
drawing little like prickly hairs. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh, no, Stephanie, I know too much about your husband now.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
A little bit, a little bit, a little bit, a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Then Alexia asks, after she asked Marison not to pay
the penis, the girls discussed if Alicia should come on
the plane tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I can't, Teddy, I can. I cannot with the fucking plane.
I can't. I am So that's I think. Well, I
told you I got riled up during the episode. If
I never hear the word private plane or again, it
will be too soon. And the girls just like go
with it like it's normal. I don't get it, Like
are these girls flying coach? Because I feel like they're
(13:21):
definitely being flown business class or first class for sure.
There's the big deal about the plane, and she is
just wielding it over everyone's head, like no one's going
home with the private plane. We're talking about two hours
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It is, twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Twenty two minutes, twenty and it's in my private plane.
I have a private plane. Who am I going to
invite on the plane? Who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Who's who's gonna sit where on the private plane? I
can't just it gives me the ick. Me to sister
like it. It hits me off. And no one shuts
it down, right, but because they don't want to get
kicked off the private plane.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Oh my god, I can't an they don't want to
like all of a sudden, everybody's all fine about everything
that she's saying and doing because they But I'm like,
at some point, somebody's.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Got to give Lisa a little bit of a break here,
even though Lisa does things that drive me nuts too.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But of course, of course, but you don't say you
can't come on a twenty two minute What are you
talking about? Everybody? And it was Steppani that really decided that.
In the end, it wasn't even Larsa.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I know it's bananas. Then Lisa, Marisol, and Julia meet
on the roof. Marisol and Julia explain that everyone is
uncomfortable with the note taking. They tell Lisa that her
phone needs to go in a basket on the plane
that she may or may not be able to go on,
and then Lisa gets pissed and says she isn't going
to the dinner. The note taking seems to be taken
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out of proportion.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Dieddie, we are so lined up. We probably shouldn't do
this together because one might have any conflicting views who
doesn't take notes, but also talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
She's taking notes of something they're filming on a reality telephone. Yes, exactly,
like it makes absolutely no sense why it is such
a big deal. And clearly if she's waiting till last
minute to do her notary, then she doesn't have the
best memory.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, so exactly my point. If I got to lunch
with my best friend Iris, there's nothing really to take
notes on, is not I'm not gonna need to remember
that Jordan she forgot to pick Jordan up at at wrestling.
I don't give it right. Yeah, like you're on a
reality TV show, Do not think listeners? Because I do
know that people don't take notes. They go home, they
(15:36):
watch the episode's back, they write stuff down because you
want to be armed.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes, I mean I s may't probably take notes, but
at that point my memory was on point.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So but some people, I mean, Alexia made a good point.
She's like, I don't have to take notes because I
have a good memory. Some people don't. And I think
Lisa is a little flighty and forgets shit.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, and you know that shit's coming back at you.
You want to be able to have stuff at like
your fingertips, and when you miss.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Member speak and you say one wrong word that somebody
else said about you, they will beat that down correct
to the end. So she's like, I'm gonna maybe she
shouldn't do it at the table though.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, I mean only because you're gonna get shit about it.
But I just feel like everyone goes back after a
day of filming and tries to remember and thinking it
through and you know, talking about it with what did
she say? What did she say? Wait, let me write
that down. At least that's been my experience.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, I agree. Then the girls all head down to dinner,
but guess who's missing Lisa? Lisa. At this point, I
wish they would just break the fourth wall and say
if we can all get ready on film so and
just like take this seriously and be there at the
right time. That's what we're actually pissed about.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, I agree, And because I don't.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Think they would really care if you're going to dinner
with eight people and one person's like, you don't in
real life, you don't really care, do you.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
We certainly don't take it personally. I wouldn't be like
like when they were on the sprinter van and she
was late and Stephanie laid into her. Yeah it's rude,
It is rude, but that's a normal life. You would
have just left, yeah, like and then say you're a
loser enough. But like, you know, I don't think maybe
they're trying to also right now, like paint a picture
of hers always being perpetually late and they're allowing it.
(17:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I think they're trying to paint a picture of her
being inconsiderate, yeah of other people, like I'm caring about herself. Yeah,
and I mean it is definitely coming off, but it
feels like they really think she's not taking her job
as seriously as all of us have tom and that
would piss I mean, that would probably piss me off too.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Well, this particular time, she wasn't going to go to
the dinner. It's I thought that, like she needed convincing,
so that's why she was like.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We didn't really even get any of the convincing.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, we didn't see Maybe could they have pulled that
out just so that it looked like.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Remember she clayed down and said she was going to
be late, Yes, so we got a flashback of you know,
it happening.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Right, was convinced. First, I don't know if I were Okay,
I I were her, I would have been on high alert,
like like note to self, do not be late, be
on time, on time?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Ready, Yes. Then the girls all get to dinner. Adriana
tells the girls that Lisa unfollowed Marcus, and this blows
everything up, This blows stuff up.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You don't think that that was a great like Housewives,
see though it was so it was perfect Housewives, Like, I.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Mean the blow up was it got to those too much?
I thought it was too much because of what happened
with Kiki.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, yeah, Adriana.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah. Once Kiki and Adriana kind of got involved in
the fight escalated, That's when I was like, it was
too much.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It was the ratchet of it all. And clearly she
heard Lisa say please don't say anything because they flashed
back to it, so she definitely got to it. But
I think she was trying to deliver good news.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, because they were all talking about Lisa in a
poor way, and she's like, but she unfollowed Marcus.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Right, Adriana was like spreading the good news. But I
don't know. Also, why Lisa would have wanted it to
be a secret. I would have thought that she would
have been like excited for Larsa to find out that
she finally unfollowed him.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Well, then it's like she's given in, I think, in
her opinion, and she just wanted it to be under
the rate, like she wanted to do the right thing,
but she also didn't want it to be a thing right,
or maybe she wanted to reveal it herself, Like did
you even notice that I unfollowed Marcus after making such
a big deal that I followed him?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, she didn't follow him, you bitch. Yeah, it was
her drop moment. Yeah, but but I didn't. I wasn't
mad at Adriana about it.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I wasn't mad at age, but I did get mad
at Adrana later on in the episode. And then Lisa
finally gets there. She walks in like she's solved world peace,
Like her, does she unfollowed Marcus? Or what she is?
(20:21):
Coming in hot? She's like, hey, everyone.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
What's what's up? What's the gossip?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
What's the four one one?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I love that, you know, going into a room like that,
you know you're going into the lions Den, right, So
she we've definitely established the fact that right now, like
she's the punching bag, right, everyone is out for Lisa,
so you're walking into that knowing what's coming. I think
she handled it beautifully.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
What's up, guys?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I love it. Hey, I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Hey, how you doing? Yeah? Just whatever? And then Kiki
immediately is like Adriana was running her mouth. Yeah, and
Adriana tells Kiki this is where it goes south. Yes,
Adriana tells Kiki stop being so ratchet? Ratchet right when
(21:13):
that happens, when Adriana just says ratchet, it's so inappropriate.
And the fact that she's more offended about being old
is just banast to me because.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You could yeah, yeah, you could see Kiki the way
that she reacted. I feel like maybe she felt like
it was a microaggression.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I did too. And then when she blows up over
being called old, what the fuck is Stephanie doing? Why
is she crying? Why is she having a.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Okay, I'm telling you, I I can't with this woman.
I don't know, And I know it's funny because I
I this is someone else recently on a pod, Like
I know that viewers really love rich Housewise at least
that's what I hear, right, they love like that, they're
so aspiration I used to. I mean, I always died
(22:05):
from Lisa vander Pomp. I can't remember if that's a
good or bad thing to say to you. I just
always anyway, right, okay, okay. So I just loved watching
her and the way that she lived her life. But
for me, it's just obnoxious. There is this this woman
and this has nothing to really do I guess to
do with the crying all that that felt like it
was put on as well.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Like she's so humiliated, like you're on the show and
weren't like I feel like in a previous episode she
was at his table screaming at Alexia, like relax.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
This is your job, now, come on, And what exactly
is she crying about? I mean, but we went from
the hysterical crying straight into the seat charts for the
what yeah with me Teddy plane?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh, for the plain seat charts.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I can't so.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But first Larsa, Stephanie, and Alexia and Marisol all go
back to the hotel. So the fighting has gotten to
the point where Stephanie is it and has to be
escorted out of the restaurant escorted in a way because
she's mentally can't take it. She's crying in the backseat,
and they lay out the seating Oh wait arrangement.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Teddy Wait. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I have
to ask you something. Okay, Yes, not only you, you're
one of the people in the Baravo sphere who gave
me a lot of shit for leaving my finale yes
on Jersey. So I'm very I am hyper aware of
people leaving. People are leaving, getting up and walking away
Miami all the time.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's exhausting because then it separates the group. That's why
I wish the whole point of Housewives is fighting and
then resolution, right, and that's what I enjoy.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
So it staying to get the resolution.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, you have to stay in it. And you also
these could be learning opportunities. Yeah, walking out and leaving
and doing a seating chart, but also not just a
seating chart, deciding where and if that person is even
going to be able to sit on the plane, and
putting one person in a room by them side themselves.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Please, when why does the plane have one room for
a person to sit alone? Is it the bad?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I think it's the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
They have a bedroom on the It's weird, but I
would do that to someone.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
This is how many times this season are we going
to see Stephanie tell us about her plane, use it
over everybody. Larsa never even said I don't care if
they come on the plane or not.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Never, It was all Stephanie and KEKs at this point.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Keiki hasn't said anything, Adriana hasn't said anything. Just this
is now another way for Stephanie to show I'm rich
and I'm making.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You forget it. Fair Yep, I'm rich and don't forget it.
The thing that annoys me, maybe even more than Stephanie
continuing to push that narrative, is the fact that none
of these women tell her enough like shut up about
your stupid fucking plane, shut.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Up about your stupid plane, and shut about a certain
cares here's and also in reality not to I'm not
to brag here, but my dad has a private jet.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Right This is the way it works for I would.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Say every private jet I've ever been on in my
entire life, of any human that has one, or he
charters one, or whatever it may be, I don't know,
but he has his spot where he always sits, and
then everybody else on the plane sits wherever.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
We will figure it out.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
And that's like, it's just like the same thing with
you're not late to a private jet. There's like certain
private jet etiquette. But talking about this, if I sat
down and I was going to go on a trip
with my dad and I was going to go on
his plane and he told me the seating chart, I'd
be like, are you kidding me? I know exactly where
he is. I know you sit the second row on
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the right hand side facing this way. I got it.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I know you're not You could make that call, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
But other than that, don't try to tell me where
I can said if I'm going to sit on the
sideway seat, or if I'm going to sit like, I'm
just happy to be there and I'm happy that I
have the opportunity for Do you.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Think that it's that she just she just wants to
continue the conversation just in case anyone missed it. I
have a private jet. I have a private plane.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
It's a shame because I think she's funny. I think
people are loving her. I feel a lott well now
I don't eymore. I feel like you're with me, but
like I kind of feel alone and I am. You know,
when I enjoyed her when she was talking about her
husband and she's like, I am obsessed with my husband.
I love him, I want to be around him. I
love his I thought that was he just seems sincere.
It was really really cute to me. But the posing
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of it all is it's ruining it.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
That's because I think she's funny. I like her confessionals.
I think she stands up to the women. I think
they need that agreed. But I do wish all the
women were like enough enough if you.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Want to do them for not like shutting it down already.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
But that it's they're all. It's like when somebody's I know,
we're going to get into more penis talk, but when
somebody's addicted to the d it's like they're addicted to
the private jet the pis.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yes, that's true. Well, it's like it's also like the
big dick energy, right. Yeah, She's like exerting and it's
it's a turnoff.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's a turnoff for me, Like I'm like like.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
The wall of Burkins or whatever.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I don't know, but I agree with Marisol on the point.
This is a twenty two minute plane ride, and I
mean I've said voice notes longer than twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Okay, exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Okay, so now, but we haven't really talked about how
we feel about the storing of the phones.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I feel like, if I'm Lisa, yeah, and I have
two young kids here, no, you know what, if I'm
any of them and I have two young kids, fuck
you, you ain't taking my phone?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
And I have a daughter with type one diabetes.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
And I remember being in situations like work situations and
my boss would say you can't have your phone or
you can't look at your phone. I'm like, well then
I quit. Yeah, it's very simple. There's it's a no
like and not just because she has diabetes, but it
was a non negotiable for me with little kids. It's
you need to have to feel like, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
But they could say what why not just say no
taking notes on the phone, or that while we're in
the middle of a conversation, that let's just have common decency,
Like you're on your phone so much when we're all out,
we don't. It's like being late. It's all of these
things that are tied together. Lisa is showing this season
(28:44):
that she doesn't really care what the other women think,
and it's pissing them off. So they're turning it around
onto this being you know, taking notes, but really it's
just being inconsiderate of other people.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Correct Like she's late.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
She's not engaging in any conversation that doesn't have to
do it herself, and she's.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
And I may and I like Lisa, but she may
have that coming. Like it's been seasons of the one season.
Maybe it was the last season when they were they
were on that boat and they were all the animals.
Where were they not going to remember?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yes, I remember, and do you remember she was like
posing when who got sick? Julia? Yeah, Julia's are really sick,
and Lisa's in the background with the selfies as Julia
is like, right, it was Julia.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, it was Julia. Julia was getting sick. And then
they like go to fuck where did they go? They
went to like not a grave, like a cemetery graveyard with.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
All that, yes, and she was getting sick and they
had the they had the dolls.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, and then they did the same thing. She was
doing the same thing at the narcissist event at the
selfies and the like there's a time and a place
for a selfie?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah it was. And also was she did she lose
something on the way? All I remember is was Lisa
was just all about Lisa.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Did she lose lip gloss?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yes, thank you? Maybe it was that. Maybe it was
lip gloss. Poor Julius over here like having a breakdown
and right, and that's how they showed it. And Lisa's
looking for her, all set about her lip gloss.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, what else I'm over now that we've I remember
Julia's on the show. I so her trying to lighten
the mood by kissing everybody, especially bright red lipstick, Like
you're getting your lipstick on everybody?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
What is with the kissing?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I don't understand it. You're not It's like we get
the shtick. You've already kissed the girls, like you're not,
Like nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
This is interesting. I couldn't give two shites.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
It's it like, is she making a joke? So I
don't get it. What is the message here? Why is
she kissing everyone?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I think she's trying to say like instead because she
can't tell a joke. So she's like, Okay, maybe if
I go around and do this, everybody will start talking.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
About me if it was funny. But it's not good.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
That's my point. It's not funny. It's that they all
go on and on and on and she doesn't stop.
And also, we forgot to mention that this trip is
now for her. She's asking her best friends to be godparents.
But why are we just finding out about this now.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I don't know, because she just found out about it now.
She just thought of it in real time. Let's call
it what it is, you know. She's like, wait a second,
this will look good.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, but I mean the episode definitely. I feel like
Larsa wasn't that involved this episode. Yeah, probably because she's
sick of talking about the same thing over and over again.
I'm sick of watching well.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I mean, listen, there's a few things here that I
could never hear about again. The plane, yeah, the kissing correct,
and the just lost my train of thought. There was
something else that's just oh, the dick enough, take your plane,
put the dick on it, put the kissing on it,
(32:07):
fly away. It's enough.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Can I also say something in Marisol, I love you
to death, and who else wore one. I'm kind of
done with headbands.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Because the headbands and the bows. What's up with the bows?
Did I don't know?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
The other day too and Marisol with the headband, like
I is it because we're on day three of not
washing our hair, so we're just maybe the big headband on.
Maybe done with.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
The headband, done with the head I done with the bows,
like these are grown? What is with the boat? It
was Stephanie and then it was Lisa. And they're not
like sophisticated bows. I'm not seeing them putting away that.
They're literally like I would used to put my daughter's
hair like in the back. With this happening, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
No, I don't get it. I don't get it. But
granted I'll probably gonna like see you at somewhere like
a bow.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Well, I'm not going to allow it. I'll tell you
that right now. And you've done so well with your
hair and if you put a bow in it, everybody,
no you What if I.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Just put a little I have an idea, what if
I just put a little bow?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I love the blonde, hold on, I love the blonde.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I can put just a little and show teddy stop it.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I'm doing it. I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Can you imagine walking around with there's a pink bow
right here? You don't say anything. You just pretend like
it's not happening.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
What? What? Who?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
What's your point? I don't get. Oh my god, my love,
never put on a wig again. If I were you,
I would never put on a wig again.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
My hair is so naturally dark. It's hot.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
You look hot. I have one friend that always had
short hair like that, and she is the most beautiful
woman you've ever seen. And it's almost we always say
to her, it's almost like she's showing off, like you know,
people can't pull that off, and you've just been doing
it for years. It's like saying, listen, I can do
that and you can't. And that's what actually is going
(34:07):
on here. It's put the wig back on.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
But you know what, I would put my wig back on,
but I have to go backwards beforewards.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's a whole too much work.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It's too much work. And now we made it through
the episode, and I so appreciate you coming on and
talking with me, and this was fun.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It was really fun. I so appreciate your having me.
I have to say sort of a sort of a
dream of mine.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Here, I check it, Calcolic, I really really nailed it,
and you made me laugh and I appreciate it. And
you guys keep don't don't sleep on Miami. Guys, you
need to be watching it, don't.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I hope Jian Fessler sends me some side information about
what she knows about Jersey, And don't worry. You know me,
never mention a thing. You're a vault. You're a vault.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I tried to trust vaults before. Vaults always seem to
open on me.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You know what, I have a I'm a revolving door vault.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, so much teddy.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Then, alright, bye, guys, thanks for tuning in for another
episode of to Teas in the Pod.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Thanks guys,
Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Cameridge Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp, and I have a
special guest co host, Jim Pestler.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hi, Hi Warrior, how are you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm good, I mean, I'm good, except my eye keeps
going to where it says Jeffrey Fessler on your.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Uh, like all things in my life. His name is
plastered everywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Just it's on your zoo.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, actually, I'm using I'm down at that. We have
a beach house in southern Jersey, so whatever, I'm using.
His computer minds a little messed up, So.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I feel, what's new with you? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh, it's just really the weather sucks here in Jersey
at the beach, and it just feels like winter's coming
and it's depressing. It's cold and windy whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But one hundred and six degrees here, I.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Don't know which is worse. I actually hate that telling
you I'm not interested in that either.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hot. Yeah, I can't even take it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So, yeah, well that's not for me either. So I
just have to say this to you because I've been
wanting to say it, and we don't talk all the time,
so I have this little opportunity. But so I have
probably four friends right now who are battling cancer, one
of whom is battling stage four. But it's hard obviously
(01:33):
on all four of them. But they all follow you,
and you have obviously inspired them in more ways than one,
but particularly your hair. So my friend Marcy Hers is
just now starting to grow back. Yeah, we spent hours
contemplating like pink, like teddy pink, teddy blonde. I don't know,
(01:58):
like when you started. And she's like, I'm not sure
I can actually start coloring it. She's asked. She's talking
to a doctor about using like vegg dye, Veggi dye
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I use the one that you just like wash in
and then it's semi permanent.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I was hoping to get that information.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, so it's a semi permanent I'll text you the
link of what it is. But it just goes in
and then it starts off super pink and then it
just fades out. The reason I have some days I
have wigs on, like today's a wig day because I
didn't want to put any makeup on. Yeah, so it's
the one the other right right.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I actually contemplated, I was like, this is my first
to tease podcast. Let me try to look human, a
little bit human, but you think better than human? Thank you,
thank you. Yeah. But I also do say to my
friends there are like Gurdi, for instance, she has a
perfect head. Her cranium is perfect and round, as is yours.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I have to be very grateful that I have a
good a good grand as you've got ahead.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't know if I give it, but I have it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, you got good head? Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Also, what's the what's the scoop? I mean, there's been
so much discussion about Jersey. Have you heard anything?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I mean, I hear the rumors, I hear what you hear,
and nothing is confirmed. I don't know, I honestly, and
I people I probably wouldn't. I would say to you
offline if I did know, which I'm also not supposed
to do. But I really don't know. I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do you think if it does come back, you would
be going back?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I don't know. I mean I would like to I
would like at least to be asked. There were times
when I was filming where I was like, you know,
this is it. But I think you said at one point,
once you're in it and you've experienced it, it's an
interesting things, like transition to normal life. And so it
was an adventure for me, and at times it was hard,
(04:01):
but really, you know, housewives came knocking at my door
when I was fifty three years old. Nobody else was knocking.
So I mean, it's just the truth, right, And it's
been like yeah, times it's hard, but it has been
this incredible adventure and I'm I've had like this chance
to reinvent myself in this way, you know, right, kind
of when my kids were when I was empty nesting
and do things that I wouldn't. I mean, sitting here
(04:25):
with Teddy Mellencamp, my husband is downstairs. I said to him,
you can't come up because the fact that I'm even
talking to you. He's a Jersey boy like your dad is,
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
My dad is. I think farm Maid's coming up.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's right. I saw that.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, I think farm Maid's coming up. And I forget
exactly where it is, but I don't know that it's
too far from you guys.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Really, I'll tell Jeff you're gonna get us tickets? Yeah,
I will, thanks front, Yeah, backstage if you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, don't. Actually, I'll have dress thing.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That's oh my god, Oh my god, you'll be sorry,
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Speaker 2 (06:07):
So what are you thinking about? Are you liking Miami
this season?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well? I loved this last episode. First of all, absolutely
loved it. I think Miami, like everybody says it, it's
not whatever, but it's just so underrated.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I mean visually, I love Miami. This episode I didn't
love as much.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So I know I loved it, loved it. I loved it. Well,
I love it. You know what, when I love I
love episodes that make me furious or make me laugh.
So like I like when I get so riled up
about something, I know it's a good episode, Like I
just it's about the Stephanie of it all. We can
(06:47):
get to that. But where I'm just like, like, you
gotta be fucking kidding, like I have to find this
woman and and like have it out with her because
I'm losing my shit. But I feel like those are
the good episodes, right, are the good episodes.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean I think the beginning, it starts. It started
off a little slow for me, so that's hard, Like
I want it to take me right from the beginning,
and I feel like, right now we're kind of beating
a dead horse.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You feel like it's like a right, well, yeah, okay,
I can deal with the Lisa Larsa of it all.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, So I mean it starts out during dinner. Lars's
in the hallway and Jody is texting Larsa NonStop. Lisa
asks Larsa what the problem is. Larsa tells Lisa that
Jody is texting her things he shouldn't be texting. But
then so I thought it was like, listen, you fucking bitch, right,
shut your mouth, Like that's what I expected, obviously, like
(07:37):
I was.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I went there, that's what we all expected. Or like,
you know, meet me in the back alley somewhere, like
there was something selacious about it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The whole thing.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
It was so benign, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, and then we find out in the confessional, Lisa
reads Larsa, stop, I don't want this fight. You can't
point at the sky and tell me it's not blue.
Larsa responded, Listen, I don't want to argue with you.
What fight. Clearly we're not on the same page. Have
a good night, Jody says, we don't need to be
on the same page. It's in the past. If you'll
let it go. I'm sorry. This is a fine text
(08:10):
exchange for me.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I actually think it's very pleasant and nice. I don't
think he was in any way inappropriate not only that
this woman like tried to out him as a as
as coking it up whatever. I don't remember where he was,
but was showing up pure man with his saying that
his eyes were bulging out of his head. I think
he was perfectly pleasant. And their reaction, the girl's reaction
when they're like, look, Jody is texting Lar said, They're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
What I mean, one should Jody probably be texting a housewife.
I mean, if Jeff started texting housewives that he wasn't
close with, I would think it was weird. It's a
nice business.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well Jeff doesn't. He doesn't text me, so it would
be weird my children for that matter. So I'm trying
to think if I text like a house husband, I
have not without like the housewife knowing, but just like
happy birthday, I don't know, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I mean, I think it's weird. I think in general,
Jodie stay out of it. But I think he sees
that Lisa's in like such a fragile place. He's trying
to protect her. Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I mean, honestly it did. Yes, definitely stay out of it.
But the thing. The other piece is that he he
was brought into it like Larsa was trying to call
him out, like in a in a big way. His
eyes were bulging out, you know, he was screaming. He
was hard. Yeah, it's hard to stomach that ship.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah. So I'm sure at the end of the day
when and I am slightly confused because I'm not a lawyer,
but do you have that short of a notice when
you have to do a notary type situation?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I have the same question. It seemed legit to me.
I mean, Gerty and her were back there, right and
Gertie was like, and I know this person and this woman,
and she's going to get on and she's going to
what she's gonna be able to notarize it. It felt
legit to me. It seems strange that anybody would say
you have to have this done in an hour, these
(10:07):
official documents.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
She probably drops the ball maybe and then she's on
the trip and she's like, oh, you know, she was
on another trip right beforehand. She probably kind of forgot,
and then it was down to the deadline and oh shit,
here we go. And then you want to know whose
nightmare that probably really was Productions having to find a notary.
(10:32):
Productions like, shit, we have to find an online notary
who can do this right now on camera. Great. Yeah,
but I think two things can be true. Jody should
absolutely not be texting Larsa. But the women also seem
to be piling on Lisa.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh my god, one hundred percent. And here's the thing.
I mean, we can get to it later. But the
expectations around Lisa. I know that her divorce has been
going on for a minute, but the expectations, for instance,
for her to put her phone in a basket, they're
just they're not realistic.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, in my mind, let's once we get to the notes,
let's talk about the basket.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But then the girls head out for their daytime adventures,
which you know I love the daytime adventures. Oh yes, Marisol, Alexia, Julia, Larsa,
and Stephanie. I'll go to ceramics class to make tiles.
Alexia asks Marisol to not paint a penis.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
So what does Marisol do paints a penis? I have
to be honest with you. The penis is like the
eleventh character on Miami. It's a lot a lot of
penis talk. Maybe I'm just I'm fifty seven. I'm just
not that interested in penis anymore. But it's just it's
a lot of cock talk on Miami, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, I think it's a lot of cock talk. And
it's all because they what else are they going to
talk about?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's sad. That is sad, Teddy, that is a sad statement.
I hope there's more to talk about than just penis.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, I think in this that's.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
The common denominator. That's what binds them.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, that's what's binding them together at this moment. They
love to talk about sex and penis.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, I guess that goes that's across the board. I
know that housewives do like to talk about sex, but
it just feels like and now, oh I know, Marisol
and yeah, the episode that don't find the penis particularly
appealing in person, much less drawings of it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's just enough penis, it's not And her drawing isn't
like a beautiful penis And no, it was no, it wasn't.
It wasn't great.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
You want to put like hair on hers or something, No,
I don't know, something like that. I think she was
drawing little like prickly hairs. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh, no, Stephanie, I know too much about your husband now.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
A little bit, a little bit, a little bit, a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Then Alexia asks, after she asked Marison not to pay
the penis, the girls discussed if Alicia should come on
the plane tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I can't, Teddy, I can. I cannot with the fucking plane.
I can't. I am So that's I think. Well, I
told you I got riled up during the episode. If
I never hear the word private plane or again, it
will be too soon. And the girls just like go
with it like it's normal. I don't get it, Like
are these girls flying coach? Because I feel like they're
(13:21):
definitely being flown business class or first class for sure.
There's the big deal about the plane, and she is
just wielding it over everyone's head, like no one's going
home with the private plane. We're talking about two hours
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It is, twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Twenty two minutes, twenty and it's in my private plane.
I have a private plane. Who am I going to
invite on the plane? Who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Who's who's gonna sit where on the private plane? I
can't just it gives me the ick. Me to sister
like it. It hits me off. And no one shuts
it down, right, but because they don't want to get
kicked off the private plane.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Oh my god, I can't an they don't want to
like all of a sudden, everybody's all fine about everything
that she's saying and doing because they But I'm like,
at some point, somebody's.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Got to give Lisa a little bit of a break here,
even though Lisa does things that drive me nuts too.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But of course, of course, but you don't say you
can't come on a twenty two minute What are you
talking about? Everybody? And it was Steppani that really decided that.
In the end, it wasn't even Larsa.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I know it's bananas. Then Lisa, Marisol, and Julia meet
on the roof. Marisol and Julia explain that everyone is
uncomfortable with the note taking. They tell Lisa that her
phone needs to go in a basket on the plane
that she may or may not be able to go on,
and then Lisa gets pissed and says she isn't going
to the dinner. The note taking seems to be taken
(14:49):
out of proportion.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Dieddie, we are so lined up. We probably shouldn't do
this together because one might have any conflicting views who
doesn't take notes, but also talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
She's taking notes of something they're filming on a reality telephone. Yes, exactly,
like it makes absolutely no sense why it is such
a big deal. And clearly if she's waiting till last
minute to do her notary, then she doesn't have the
best memory.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, so exactly my point. If I got to lunch
with my best friend Iris, there's nothing really to take
notes on, is not I'm not gonna need to remember
that Jordan she forgot to pick Jordan up at at wrestling.
I don't give it right. Yeah, like you're on a
reality TV show, Do not think listeners? Because I do
know that people don't take notes. They go home, they
(15:36):
watch the episode's back, they write stuff down because you
want to be armed.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes, I mean I s may't probably take notes, but
at that point my memory was on point.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So but some people, I mean, Alexia made a good point.
She's like, I don't have to take notes because I
have a good memory. Some people don't. And I think
Lisa is a little flighty and forgets shit.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, and you know that shit's coming back at you.
You want to be able to have stuff at like
your fingertips, and when you miss.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Member speak and you say one wrong word that somebody
else said about you, they will beat that down correct
to the end. So she's like, I'm gonna maybe she
shouldn't do it at the table though.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, I mean only because you're gonna get shit about it.
But I just feel like everyone goes back after a
day of filming and tries to remember and thinking it
through and you know, talking about it with what did
she say? What did she say? Wait, let me write
that down. At least that's been my experience.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, I agree. Then the girls all head down to dinner,
but guess who's missing Lisa? Lisa. At this point, I
wish they would just break the fourth wall and say
if we can all get ready on film so and
just like take this seriously and be there at the
right time. That's what we're actually pissed about.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, I agree, And because I don't.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Think they would really care if you're going to dinner
with eight people and one person's like, you don't in
real life, you don't really care, do you.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
We certainly don't take it personally. I wouldn't be like
like when they were on the sprinter van and she
was late and Stephanie laid into her. Yeah it's rude,
It is rude, but that's a normal life. You would
have just left, yeah, like and then say you're a
loser enough. But like, you know, I don't think maybe
they're trying to also right now, like paint a picture
of hers always being perpetually late and they're allowing it.
(17:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I think they're trying to paint a picture of her
being inconsiderate, yeah of other people, like I'm caring about herself. Yeah,
and I mean it is definitely coming off, but it
feels like they really think she's not taking her job
as seriously as all of us have tom and that
would piss I mean, that would probably piss me off too.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Well, this particular time, she wasn't going to go to
the dinner. It's I thought that, like she needed convincing,
so that's why she was like.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We didn't really even get any of the convincing.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, we didn't see Maybe could they have pulled that
out just so that it looked like.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Remember she clayed down and said she was going to
be late, Yes, so we got a flashback of you know,
it happening.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Right, was convinced. First, I don't know if I were Okay,
I I were her, I would have been on high alert,
like like note to self, do not be late, be
on time, on time?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Ready, Yes. Then the girls all get to dinner. Adriana
tells the girls that Lisa unfollowed Marcus, and this blows
everything up, This blows stuff up.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You don't think that that was a great like Housewives,
see though it was so it was perfect Housewives, Like, I.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Mean the blow up was it got to those too much?
I thought it was too much because of what happened
with Kiki.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, yeah, Adriana.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah. Once Kiki and Adriana kind of got involved in
the fight escalated, That's when I was like, it was
too much.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It was the ratchet of it all. And clearly she
heard Lisa say please don't say anything because they flashed
back to it, so she definitely got to it. But
I think she was trying to deliver good news.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, because they were all talking about Lisa in a
poor way, and she's like, but she unfollowed Marcus.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Right, Adriana was like spreading the good news. But I
don't know. Also, why Lisa would have wanted it to
be a secret. I would have thought that she would
have been like excited for Larsa to find out that
she finally unfollowed him.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Well, then it's like she's given in, I think, in
her opinion, and she just wanted it to be under
the rate, like she wanted to do the right thing,
but she also didn't want it to be a thing right,
or maybe she wanted to reveal it herself, Like did
you even notice that I unfollowed Marcus after making such
a big deal that I followed him?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, she didn't follow him, you bitch. Yeah, it was
her drop moment. Yeah, but but I didn't. I wasn't
mad at Adriana about it.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I wasn't mad at age, but I did get mad
at Adrana later on in the episode. And then Lisa
finally gets there. She walks in like she's solved world peace,
Like her, does she unfollowed Marcus? Or what she is?
(20:21):
Coming in hot? She's like, hey, everyone.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
What's what's up? What's the gossip?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
What's the four one one?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I love that, you know, going into a room like that,
you know you're going into the lions Den, right, So
she we've definitely established the fact that right now, like
she's the punching bag, right, everyone is out for Lisa,
so you're walking into that knowing what's coming. I think
she handled it beautifully.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
What's up, guys?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I love it. Hey, I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Hey, how you doing? Yeah? Just whatever? And then Kiki
immediately is like Adriana was running her mouth. Yeah, and
Adriana tells Kiki this is where it goes south. Yes,
Adriana tells Kiki stop being so ratchet? Ratchet right when
(21:13):
that happens, when Adriana just says ratchet, it's so inappropriate.
And the fact that she's more offended about being old
is just banast to me because.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You could yeah, yeah, you could see Kiki the way
that she reacted. I feel like maybe she felt like
it was a microaggression.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I did too. And then when she blows up over
being called old, what the fuck is Stephanie doing? Why
is she crying? Why is she having a.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Okay, I'm telling you, I I can't with this woman.
I don't know, And I know it's funny because I
I this is someone else recently on a pod, Like
I know that viewers really love rich Housewise at least
that's what I hear, right, they love like that, they're
so aspiration I used to. I mean, I always died
(22:05):
from Lisa vander Pomp. I can't remember if that's a
good or bad thing to say to you. I just
always anyway, right, okay, okay. So I just loved watching
her and the way that she lived her life. But
for me, it's just obnoxious. There is this this woman
and this has nothing to really do I guess to
do with the crying all that that felt like it
was put on as well.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Like she's so humiliated, like you're on the show and
weren't like I feel like in a previous episode she
was at his table screaming at Alexia, like relax.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
This is your job, now, come on, And what exactly
is she crying about? I mean, but we went from
the hysterical crying straight into the seat charts for the
what yeah with me Teddy plane?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh, for the plain seat charts.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I can't so.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But first Larsa, Stephanie, and Alexia and Marisol all go
back to the hotel. So the fighting has gotten to
the point where Stephanie is it and has to be
escorted out of the restaurant escorted in a way because
she's mentally can't take it. She's crying in the backseat,
and they lay out the seating Oh wait arrangement.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Teddy Wait. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I have
to ask you something. Okay, Yes, not only you, you're
one of the people in the Baravo sphere who gave
me a lot of shit for leaving my finale yes
on Jersey. So I'm very I am hyper aware of
people leaving. People are leaving, getting up and walking away
Miami all the time.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's exhausting because then it separates the group. That's why
I wish the whole point of Housewives is fighting and
then resolution, right, and that's what I enjoy.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
So it staying to get the resolution.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, you have to stay in it. And you also
these could be learning opportunities. Yeah, walking out and leaving
and doing a seating chart, but also not just a
seating chart, deciding where and if that person is even
going to be able to sit on the plane, and
putting one person in a room by them side themselves.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Please, when why does the plane have one room for
a person to sit alone? Is it the bad?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I think it's the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
They have a bedroom on the It's weird, but I
would do that to someone.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
This is how many times this season are we going
to see Stephanie tell us about her plane, use it
over everybody. Larsa never even said I don't care if
they come on the plane or not.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Never, It was all Stephanie and KEKs at this point.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Keiki hasn't said anything, Adriana hasn't said anything. Just this
is now another way for Stephanie to show I'm rich
and I'm making.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You forget it. Fair Yep, I'm rich and don't forget it.
The thing that annoys me, maybe even more than Stephanie
continuing to push that narrative, is the fact that none
of these women tell her enough like shut up about
your stupid fucking plane, shut.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Up about your stupid plane, and shut about a certain
cares here's and also in reality not to I'm not
to brag here, but my dad has a private jet.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Right This is the way it works for I would.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Say every private jet I've ever been on in my
entire life, of any human that has one, or he
charters one, or whatever it may be, I don't know,
but he has his spot where he always sits, and
then everybody else on the plane sits wherever.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
We will figure it out.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
And that's like, it's just like the same thing with
you're not late to a private jet. There's like certain
private jet etiquette. But talking about this, if I sat
down and I was going to go on a trip
with my dad and I was going to go on
his plane and he told me the seating chart, I'd
be like, are you kidding me? I know exactly where
he is. I know you sit the second row on
(25:55):
the right hand side facing this way. I got it.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I know you're not You could make that call, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
But other than that, don't try to tell me where
I can said if I'm going to sit on the
sideway seat, or if I'm going to sit like, I'm
just happy to be there and I'm happy that I
have the opportunity for Do you.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Think that it's that she just she just wants to
continue the conversation just in case anyone missed it. I
have a private jet. I have a private plane.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
It's a shame because I think she's funny. I think
people are loving her. I feel a lott well now
I don't eymore. I feel like you're with me, but
like I kind of feel alone and I am. You know,
when I enjoyed her when she was talking about her
husband and she's like, I am obsessed with my husband.
I love him, I want to be around him. I
love his I thought that was he just seems sincere.
It was really really cute to me. But the posing
(26:43):
of it all is it's ruining it.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
That's because I think she's funny. I like her confessionals.
I think she stands up to the women. I think
they need that agreed. But I do wish all the
women were like enough enough if you.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Want to do them for not like shutting it down already.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
But that it's they're all. It's like when somebody's I know,
we're going to get into more penis talk, but when
somebody's addicted to the d it's like they're addicted to
the private jet the pis.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yes, that's true. Well, it's like it's also like the
big dick energy, right. Yeah, She's like exerting and it's
it's a turnoff.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's a turnoff for me, Like I'm like like.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
The wall of Burkins or whatever.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I don't know, but I agree with Marisol on the point.
This is a twenty two minute plane ride, and I
mean I've said voice notes longer than twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Okay, exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Okay, so now, but we haven't really talked about how
we feel about the storing of the phones.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I feel like, if I'm Lisa, yeah, and I have
two young kids here, no, you know what, if I'm
any of them and I have two young kids, fuck
you, you ain't taking my phone?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
And I have a daughter with type one diabetes.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
And I remember being in situations like work situations and
my boss would say you can't have your phone or
you can't look at your phone. I'm like, well then
I quit. Yeah, it's very simple. There's it's a no
like and not just because she has diabetes, but it
was a non negotiable for me with little kids. It's
you need to have to feel like, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
But they could say what why not just say no
taking notes on the phone, or that while we're in
the middle of a conversation, that let's just have common decency,
Like you're on your phone so much when we're all out,
we don't. It's like being late. It's all of these
things that are tied together. Lisa is showing this season
(28:44):
that she doesn't really care what the other women think,
and it's pissing them off. So they're turning it around
onto this being you know, taking notes, but really it's
just being inconsiderate of other people.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Correct Like she's late.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
She's not engaging in any conversation that doesn't have to
do it herself, and she's.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
And I may and I like Lisa, but she may
have that coming. Like it's been seasons of the one season.
Maybe it was the last season when they were they
were on that boat and they were all the animals.
Where were they not going to remember?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yes, I remember, and do you remember she was like
posing when who got sick? Julia? Yeah, Julia's are really sick,
and Lisa's in the background with the selfies as Julia
is like, right, it was Julia.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, it was Julia. Julia was getting sick. And then
they like go to fuck where did they go? They
went to like not a grave, like a cemetery graveyard with.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
All that, yes, and she was getting sick and they
had the they had the dolls.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, and then they did the same thing. She was
doing the same thing at the narcissist event at the
selfies and the like there's a time and a place
for a selfie?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah it was. And also was she did she lose
something on the way? All I remember is was Lisa
was just all about Lisa.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Did she lose lip gloss?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yes, thank you? Maybe it was that. Maybe it was
lip gloss. Poor Julius over here like having a breakdown
and right, and that's how they showed it. And Lisa's
looking for her, all set about her lip gloss.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, what else I'm over now that we've I remember
Julia's on the show. I so her trying to lighten
the mood by kissing everybody, especially bright red lipstick, Like
you're getting your lipstick on everybody?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
What is with the kissing?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I don't understand it. You're not It's like we get
the shtick. You've already kissed the girls, like you're not,
Like nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
This is interesting. I couldn't give two shites.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
It's it like, is she making a joke? So I
don't get it. What is the message here? Why is
she kissing everyone?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I think she's trying to say like instead because she
can't tell a joke. So she's like, Okay, maybe if
I go around and do this, everybody will start talking.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
About me if it was funny. But it's not good.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
That's my point. It's not funny. It's that they all
go on and on and on and she doesn't stop.
And also, we forgot to mention that this trip is
now for her. She's asking her best friends to be godparents.
But why are we just finding out about this now.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I don't know, because she just found out about it now.
She just thought of it in real time. Let's call
it what it is, you know. She's like, wait a second,
this will look good.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, but I mean the episode definitely. I feel like
Larsa wasn't that involved this episode. Yeah, probably because she's
sick of talking about the same thing over and over again.
I'm sick of watching well.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I mean, listen, there's a few things here that I
could never hear about again. The plane, yeah, the kissing correct,
and the just lost my train of thought. There was
something else that's just oh, the dick enough, take your plane,
put the dick on it, put the kissing on it,
(32:07):
fly away. It's enough.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Can I also say something in Marisol, I love you
to death, and who else wore one. I'm kind of
done with headbands.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Because the headbands and the bows. What's up with the bows?
Did I don't know?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
The other day too and Marisol with the headband, like
I is it because we're on day three of not
washing our hair, so we're just maybe the big headband on.
Maybe done with.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
The headband, done with the head I done with the bows,
like these are grown? What is with the boat? It
was Stephanie and then it was Lisa. And they're not
like sophisticated bows. I'm not seeing them putting away that.
They're literally like I would used to put my daughter's
hair like in the back. With this happening, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
No, I don't get it. I don't get it. But
granted I'll probably gonna like see you at somewhere like
a bow.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Well, I'm not going to allow it. I'll tell you
that right now. And you've done so well with your
hair and if you put a bow in it, everybody,
no you What if I.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Just put a little I have an idea, what if
I just put a little bow?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I love the blonde, hold on, I love the blonde.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I can put just a little and show teddy stop it.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I'm doing it. I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Can you imagine walking around with there's a pink bow
right here? You don't say anything. You just pretend like
it's not happening.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
What? What? Who?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
What's your point? I don't get. Oh my god, my love,
never put on a wig again. If I were you,
I would never put on a wig again.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
My hair is so naturally dark. It's hot.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
You look hot. I have one friend that always had
short hair like that, and she is the most beautiful
woman you've ever seen. And it's almost we always say
to her, it's almost like she's showing off, like you know,
people can't pull that off, and you've just been doing
it for years. It's like saying, listen, I can do
that and you can't. And that's what actually is going
(34:07):
on here. It's put the wig back on.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
But you know what, I would put my wig back on,
but I have to go backwards beforewards.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's a whole too much work.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It's too much work. And now we made it through
the episode, and I so appreciate you coming on and
talking with me, and this was fun.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It was really fun. I so appreciate your having me.
I have to say sort of a sort of a
dream of mine.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Here, I check it, Calcolic, I really really nailed it,
and you made me laugh and I appreciate it. And
you guys keep don't don't sleep on Miami. Guys, you
need to be watching it, don't.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I hope Jian Fessler sends me some side information about
what she knows about Jersey, And don't worry. You know me,
never mention a thing. You're a vault. You're a vault.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I tried to trust vaults before. Vaults always seem to
open on me.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You know what, I have a I'm a revolving door vault.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, so much teddy.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Then, alright, bye, guys, thanks for tuning in for another
episode of to Teas in the Pod.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Thanks guys,
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