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July 31, 2025 34 mins

She’s RICH honey! Stephanie is not shy when it comes to showing off her money, but Teddi and Tamra have a theory on why she’s doing it. 

Plus, we’ve got a lot to say about the yacht trip… one Housewife was a little too much and another needs to loosen up. 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tama Judge. Hey, Tam, hey, ted.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Two podcasts in a row together. This is warms my heart.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I know, look at us go and that you got
out of town this weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I am leaving tomorrow morning to go to Boston for
a Bravo day at Finley Park. It's on Friday, and
then I'm home. I'm home quickly on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I just who else is going to this?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Marisol is going, Alexia is going. I know that Tom
Schwartz is going. And that's all that I know. I
don't know if that's it or if there's more.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well that's a good lineup. I love it.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, So we're going to do a meet and great
with the fans. Their stickets still available, I believe, and
I get home. I mean, I leave the next morning
at eight o'clock and then I have press all day
on Monday and green screen on Tuesday. It's just never ending.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
You are a machine.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
And then a colonoscopy oh too.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh yeah, I love a colonoscopy.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, well everybody get your colonoscopies. Yes, yes, yes from
the twats.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, do a skin check and a colonoscopy.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Here we go. Did you just go like this I did?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Does that mean something skin check? I think that I
just meant like numbers. I didn't mean like shoot them up.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was like I thought you meant like this is
what the thing that goes in.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh, in your buhole. Yeah, I'm just not prepared. I
just don't want to do the prep. It hits me
different than most people because you know.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I say, I don't want to do the butthole prep.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't want to to the prap. It hits me
different because it means like I it's it's so much
worse because I already have like a shitting problem. So
it's like.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's a favorite discussion.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm gonna have to buy diapers, let's just put it
that way. No, oh, I won't be able to like, it'll.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Be really bad diaper tam. Are we going to do
a pod while you're diapered up? No?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Like I can't even leave the bathroom for like twenty
four hours.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So it's good.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's so horrible. A burning asshole.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I love a burning asshole. Well, let's talk about some
assholes there, because we got a recap. Real Housewives Miami
Season seven, episode eight.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
This is a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I thought, I thought it was pretty good. I thought
I liked the yachts.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I like the doling yachts. I don't think I never
had that. You didn't like that?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Do they not make a yacht big enough for all
of them?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, I think or some of the I think some
of them are refusing to film with each other. Oh no,
stop that, yes, which I think is so annoysing. Plus
I don't like people coming in and out. Imagine they
maybe could have worked through some stuff if they were
all staying together, but they could all just escape to
their other yacht. Yeah, but either way. We'll get through
the yachts in a minute. But it starts out with

(03:22):
Julia and Martina talking by the water. Julia is upset
at how Gertie acted at the event. She thought they
had made progress, but obviously they had not. I'm meeting
I'm actually interviewing Gerdi this week. Later in the week,
what you're gone? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
And tomorrow right?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, I wish I could be there. I was actually
just dming with Gerty because she's calling out somebody, the bots,
the bots that are attacking her, and I don't know
who bought them or even how that works. But I
can relate because last year I was attacked by bots
and I know it was from a cast member.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I know what I want to hear less about then.
I mean, the only thing I want to talk about
less than this situation with Gertie and Julia is bot.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
But it's like it's a disgusting thing, like somebody will
actually waste their money to try to like publicly humiliate somebody.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't imagine it's that expensive to get at. I mean,
I don't know I have a bought a bot. I
don't know where I want. Where do you go? I
don't know. I saw botsar us? But did you see this?
This is pretty crazy. You can now do an AI
of yourself for paid posts.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Sign me up.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
So all you do is you take a picture of
yourself and then you read your paid posts, and then
it moves your mouth and becomes you. Soon there's gonna
be no need for us.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You're right, You're absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh everybody's saying I'm not doing it. I know I'm
not doing it, but how incredible is that. I'm gonna
if I could have a bot that could just text
everybody back for me.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Can I ask you a question? Why is it? It's
everybody I know that does sponsor posts when they have
to do them, and they know they have to do them,
it's like, oh, it's I don't want to do it.
Like shit, I gotta do a sponsored post, and you
do it. It's over in five minutes. You're like, that
was no big deal.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Because we said we like, rack them all up, they're
all our favorite things. But we wait and we do
them all on one day, and so then it feels
very I mean really our jobs. We have to talk
about off housewives for a living, and we get to
talk about products we like. I can't even with.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Us, I know, I mean, geez, what a hard life
we live. And then then when it's all gone, we're
gonna be like Teddy you remember those days. Remember those days,
those days, and we had a lot of money because
promoted products.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
We had this great podcast, and then we're gonna be
just like kicking rocks.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I never ever think like, oh, I have to do
a podcast. I know That's one thing I never like. Dread.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't. I don't tried doing the podcast. I just
dread that how I'm gonna sound, because some days I
feel like my voice has gotten better again.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
You seem one hundred percent back.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I feel I'm not one hundred percent back.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I know you're not, like yeah, I know that, but
you sound it look it look like you have energy.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It must have been that chocolate croissant that I made
Matt bring me in. I ate right in three seconds before.
I haven't eaten.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Today's shut up. So back to the show. What did
you think about Julia is upset that Adriana didn't follow
her out after that whole public humiliation. Do you feel
like she should have?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I feel like those two don't like each other.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Deep down inside. I feel like the entire cast doesn't
like Adriana.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I feel like we've got a lot to talk about
when it comes to Adriana. But first, can we talk
about how Larsa meets Stephanie at our house? But it
is being redone.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I have to ask you a question first, what did
you know that sneakers are not caught tell Chic unless
there's chanel.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I can't even imagine being at like wherever they were,
like Royal Box, the Royal le Box. She like, oh no, no,
these are Chanel.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah that so were these.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Can I wear my slippers?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I'm like, can I wear my Nikes?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
No?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
How about my aloe there's memory Folm in it.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
No.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I would just have to go outside and put CC's
on my alo tennis shoes.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I can't even But I felt like there's just so
many low blows here when it comes to like outfits attire,
I I just all of it. See much for me?
Knees please neez nees. Well, that entire scene between Julia
and Martina, I felt just like, ugh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I love seeing Martina more active in the show, and.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Those the most inappropriate things, That's what I love. Yeah,
I don't know. She seems kind of like a Debbie Downer, you.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Think so, I think like in the past, like it's
never been her thing, but I feel like she's kind
of warming up to it.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well maybe she should unwarm, maybe she should defrost.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, then Larson meets Stephanie at her house that is
being redone, and then Stephanie only wanted to live in
her husband's house. If she got treemodel it completely. Her
closet is over a thousand square feet, she will have
a whole wall of burkins.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I have a feeling that Stephanie's getting on your last nerve.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I have a.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Feeling that Stephanie could rent that closet as a studio
apartment and the valley for two thousand a.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Month, maybe even more.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, Stephanie, I don't I want to just see how
much money you have and then casually add it in.
But you don't have to be so raggy, raggy braggy.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
How about just show us your bank statements. That will
just and we don't have to talk about everything you.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Have, Stephanie, how about just send us some money. Send
us money, Stephanie, you're that rich, send us some money.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
She probably will.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I could see it, like remember what's her name? From
Salt Lake City? She sent us that like passport that
was really expensive.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
She sent you, not me.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh she did.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Bron one.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
She didn't send you one. No, you don't have a
thousand dollars passport case. No, I don't do from bron
I don't. And I'm going to talk about it because
I myself.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
You go, girl, you go?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
You know one day? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Do you think producers are pushing her to talk about
everything she has?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Even if producers aren't pushing her to talk about everything
she has, I think she would want to. I think
she's trying to jut like she wants to make sure
that everybody's like.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Wow, how long has she been married?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Pretty long time? I mean, she hasn't been with Nicole's
X for.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Twenty years, but I'm sure she had boyfriends between that.
But if this house is just now being renovated, did
they recently get married or they.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Know, but they had to wait for the divorce to
be final and married, like I guess.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
They put maybe they rented the house out. No, I
think they've been married for a while because I remember
her saying like she was really young. I think she's forty.
I felt like she said she met him like in
her twenties.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
So you may have met him in her twenties. But
we have no idea how long that divorce went on.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, how well, I just needed how long they've been together?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's it, married in twenty nineteen. Oh, okay, though it's
not been that nex years. Yeah, So but that house
is ginormous.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I know, didn't she tell us?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, she told us a lot of times. She told
us how big it was, and then she couldn't even
look at the pool in its original spot. I'm like,
I still share a house with.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Maybe if you moved the pool to where the tennis
court is at your house or pick a ball court,
then no one I.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Know it's the same place. Ever knows place.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
No nobody would know.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
But then Lars and Keiki decide they're going to plan
a yacht day, but with everything that happened, they decide
to get another boat. They split up the girls on
two boats. First it's Larsa, Alexei and Marisol, Julia and Stephanie.
And then boat too is Kiki, Lisa, Adrianna and Gertie.
Gerty's coming late.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I mean, poor Adrian. Nobody wants her on their boat.
They're like, hey, will you take a note? Hey can
you Snoope.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Listen, I want to be on Adriana's boat sometimes because
she is such a hot mess express and so funny.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
She is funny.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
But it was too much. It was it was too much.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
It was too much.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
But I think there needs to be like Adriana needs
to take it down a notch and then Marisol, you're
fun and easy going quip being so stiff.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Well, I mean as women of a certain age, you.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Know, I can't handle a squirt off we're going on
a boat.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh, I don't care about that. But I'm talking about
the saggy knees and the wrinkly knees and all that
kind of stuff, bony knees.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Like if you made fun of my wrinkly knees, I
wouldn't get upset.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Really, you don't have you don't have wrinkley knees.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I actually do my whole knee hangs over my other kneecap.
No it doesn't, Yes it does, they're all sagged out,
Yes it does. I was before, you know, I was
just thinking the other day, like, I wonder when I
can get elective surgery again so I can get my
kneecaps lifted.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Can you do that?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Do your kneecaps hanging load? They? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I am me and Heather talk about are saggy knees? Like,
you know, you get a certain age and you're not
there yet, but there's really nothing you can do about it.
You can buy all the creams too. For saggy skin.
You can work out, and there's really not a whole
lot you can do about it, and it's you get
like in your fifties and it's hard to embrace it,

(12:52):
really is.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I just don't really understand why she would. She really
didn't seem to care about the saggyneese comments. She cared
about the water getting I did care. I talked to her,
Oh she cared. Yeah, hurt her feelings. Oh it did. Yeah,
Well that wasn't very nice of Adriana to do that. Yeah,
I mean, you would never say something about somebody's appearance.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
If you can, can I clarify that for you?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Okay, So what I was trying to say, it wasn't
about Wade, It wasn't about It was about transforming yourself.
It was about trying to get on the show. And
I didn't want to break the fourth wall, which nowadays
I should have. And I felt like she was. She
was transforming herself to get on the show, like started
hanging out at my gym and wanted to do a
fitness competition like me and trying out for the show,

(13:39):
and every you know, each month, it was a different appearance,
like something new was being recreated on the face, and
I felt like it was like being really extra to
try to, you know, get my life.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
But Stephanie of course comes on to tell us that
her husband's going to take her away for a night
trip to Canada. Canada. They call Marisol and they ask
her where she wants to be. She doesn't want to
be with Adriana. So now I realize that I'm going
to hate this yacht day. I'll split up.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
But well, it's of course there's people on the cast
that you don't necessarily want to be with. But that's
part of being on a cast and part of being
on an ensemble show, right.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, And also I don't want to see three people
hanging out then go to lunch. Yeah, And I don't know, Yeah,
I don't know. I thought it was weird. But then
Alexia and her son Peter talk about their emotions about
Frankie being in the hospital with diverticulitis.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I have that, you do, Yeah, that's why I was sick,
what was it three weeks ago? And I had to
go to antibiotics and do all that stuff. Yeah, I
have it. In fact, that's why I'm going to have.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
A can I see your medical records, because this is
the last thing we need is Tamra claim she has
diver tic alitis.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I know, right, Oh my god, do you know where
I actually got diagnosed from it? Because I've had intestinal
issues forever. And it's like, does she have colitis? Does
she have this? Does she have this? Does she have
I've been tested for everything. My pronuvo scan saw that
all there, yep.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
So do you have to take a medication for it?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Or noes?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
So there's two things, So so how I I'm probably
gonna watch this, But there's diverticulitis and divert you could
which is like pockets in your I want to say colon.
They're like little pockets and if something gets stuck in
there or it gets inflamed, and that's when you start
having pain on the left side of your stomach. And
then he was throwing up. I was super nauseous. But

(15:33):
then I got like the shits so bad that it
was like uncontrollable. It was horrible for like a week,
and then I had.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
To go in the doctor and they is it something
that you have forever?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, yeah, it's something that you have. Like they're like
these little pockets that are in your colon and they
get inflamed, infected, things like that. I might be watching this,
but that's what I was saying.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's the We're not doctors, guys. We're trying to doing
the best that we can. But you know, they start
to get emotional, and I just I don't know. I
love Frank you so much when you see.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I know, and I'm rooting for Peter too. I see
a lot of my son Ryan and Peter. A lot
happened to them when they were younger, and Peter had
bad I think it was it last year, the bad
season where some stuff came out, and I'm hoping that
he's on the up and up and the show's good
for him this season.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, me too. Then Gertie and our girl Nicole meet
for lunch. Loved it, loved it. Nicole, she's excited to
meet Stephanie and then they face timed her.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I was shocked. I mean, it's good because I didn't
know what kind of relationship because there's a lot of
thoughts out there that she didn't come back because Stephanie
was coming on and I thought that they were.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Like there was like this was a closer time frame.
I didn't realize this was like twenty years and blah
blah blah. But they handled it well, those two.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Did you see in the press that Nicole sold her
house for forty million? Yeah, the one that she bought
last year that was gonna she was gonna redo and
move into it. Will They have sold that house and
I think it's to somebody famous, I can't remember who.
Stephanie had no problem taking the FaceTime call and being

(17:19):
very cordial, but she did kind of just yeah, my
private jet is kind of big girl.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Oh, Robbie Williams bought Nicole Nicole s.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, Robbi Williams, that's it.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
But I had never seen them chease a housewife coming back,
like not fully breaking the fourth wall, but breaking the
fourth wall the way. Will you be back?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Will you come back to this group?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
And she's like, I've never seen a cheese like that.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I know, But these two started gossiping so fast about everybody,
like like they got in like a whole episode of
gossiping and like three minutes.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Because the friends.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I liked it.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I loved it. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Cole look's great, Nicole look's beautiful. And I do miss her.
I do think we Miami has so many girls on
the show. I feel like it would be effortless just
to add her back in. Yeah, and not even get
rid of anybody if they didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Then all the girls arrive at the yachts. They're yachts
because there's multiple Lisa brings her friend to Ebanie. Alexia
admits that she would probably rather not be on a
boat with Stephanie.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
They don't like each other.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
And then uh, Keiki tells Adriana that Marrisol didn't want
her to be on the boat with her. Keiki wasted
no time to let her know that no, she didn't.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
She and Stephanie going, does this boat not have a stabilizer?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Please? Don't even know what a stabilizer?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I go, that is a rich girl question or statements.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I can't. I want to like her, but like, don't
you don't even even saying the word stabilizer is showing
us like I am so rich that this is a
word in my vernacular that I oftentimes look.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
At you vernacular.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Well, well, my note wasn't even in your notes. It's
your word I remembered, look at you.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
You're back, Well.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
You know, my vernacular is really large.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Your vernacular is doing really good.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Now my vernacular might be back on the fritz by
next week.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh well, is that immune therapy next week? Because's what
you're saying.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
So shit.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Then the boats pull next to each other and Adriana
starts yelling at Marisol. This is what I didn't like.
I didn't like the knees thing, but I also didn't
like she was. I couldn't hear what anybody was saying
because she was yelling so much.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Oh, she was like yelling at her to get plastic
surgery on her wrinkley knees. And I'm like, oh shit,
there's surgery for that. Why haven't I had it yet?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah? But it's it was too How was she that
drunk that quick?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
She probably was drinking for quite a while, but she,
you know, she did in her confessional and even after
this scene, she she kind of held herself.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
To what she was. Like, Listen, I was a mess.
I'm embarrassed for yesterday, which is good. I'm glad she
said that. Account of holiday she was. I thought she
was going to just brush over that the next day
and kind of just be like this is you know,
I did what I did, but she was likest and.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
I love Adriana being Adriana. The first half of the
the first I don't know, five episodes, she was very
quiet and I'm like, what's going on? I know she
worried about it. Yeah, like what is going on? And
now she's she's being her asshole self and that's what
we need. We need assholes on the show, like me,
like me, like cameras, we need tamorisms.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
But then Juliana Adriana talk about their friendship. Julia feels
like Adriana should have had her back more. Adriana feels
like now that Julia has Alexia and Marisol, Julia doesn't
need her.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Kind of sounds like it seems like it.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Well, it kind of seems like the Nicole and Gerty
were kind of right about Julia a little bit, like
she just wants to be with the cool girls.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, she switched teams.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well, I wouldn't even say that she did that. I
think she's just gonna go with wherever she feels like
she's going to get the most attention. Yeah. I feel
like with Adriana, she feels like, I don't know, I
feel like she kind of did her wrong.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Who was Adriana accusing of having fake burkins and diamonds?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I don't know, me, I don't know she was accusing Marisol.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure. I'm gonna
have to I'm gonna be with Marisol this this weekend,
so I'm gonna have to ask her. I'm gonna have
to see her burken bag up, not that I would
even know.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Can you ask the ball to let go for hate
boner towards Adriana for a little bit, even though we're annoyed.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Okay, I'll ask her, but I want you to use
those words hate boner. Okay, this is from Teddy Lose
your hate boner. I love that Lisa saying ol hall
A is poison as she's drinking in her confession I know,
and then she goes.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
This is the last time.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, you know, let's talk about Lars's butt.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
What about it? They all wanted to make sure that
they were clear that it's real.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I mean, well, I don't even care if it's real
or I don't.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Care, but this season is the first season that they've
done that.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Well there, I can speak firsthand because we were we
changed together at Traders. She doesn't have one dimple, wrinkle
or cellulate on her body at all, not even a
saggy skin.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I know. I heard them say that on the show.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, she's Marcas like Lars's butt is perfection. I like
saying it's so fluffy and zero cellulate.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Well, I like seeing them have fun. I like seeing
like it shows like it made me really like larsa
that she got on the because some housewives won't do
any of that stuff, I know, And you could see
that some of them didn't because there was a complete
other jet ski that was not used.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
They don't want to get wet, they don't get their
hair wet. They don't want to look bad.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
I wanted to was there glamor on that boat.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I don't see, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I know that Adriana got up and I don't think
she brushed her teeth. She didn't look in the mirror.
She just went, oh shit, I was an asshole last night.
Put a hat on and sunglasses and I don't even
know if she put a hat on, sunglass on.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Let's go, let's go do this another question. I know
I'm going back, But when Alexia and Stephanie were talking
and they said the rottwiler chihuahua comment. Did you have
foreshadowing that this was going to turn into drama later?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Well, I mean it's it's difficult because she said it
to her, like they talked about it face to face.
And then when I was Stephanie there, Well, Stephanie, when
she brought it up on the phone, at first I
thought that she didn't know that Alexia was there, and
she was.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Like, it didn't seem like she did.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
It didn't seem like she knew. And then when Alexia
was like, you know, not having it, She's like, oh shit,
I didn't know she was sitting right there. But didn't
Alexia call herself or Rottweiler.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, she said, you're a chihuahua and I'm a Rottweiler.
So I don't think it's something to get that very
cute dogs, I know.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
I don't think it's something to get annoyed at. I
think Alexia just doesn't like her period. Well, I don't
think everything she says is going to piss her off.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
But I do think Nicole. I mean, here's the thing.
Nicole is the voice of reason, which is why I
want her back, but Nicole made it very clear. She's like,
it's two alphas, so one of them is going to
have to back down, and I now neither of them are.
Then Lisa. Then they get ready for dinner. Then Lisa
says they should do an ex.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Oh, I don't want to play a game. I don't
want to play game. I don't want to do exercise.
All I can think is Lisa's going to pull a
Heather Gay and have everyone read mean text messages about
each other.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Well, it was pretty much that, because they had to
say nice things about each other, which they didn't really think.
I mean, the nice things. I wouldn't I didn't. I
wouldn't even have said thank you for one of those compliments.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I don't want to see any more game.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
If you can't figure out shit to talk about, that's
on you. Yeah, But if you have to play a
game in order to get people to not just sit
there and drink their drinks that are watered down, you
got a problem. But Adriana had a problem because she
couldn't open that bottle of wine.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
I know, and it's like she's like the last one
that should have another glass of wine.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
But you know what those are the ones that want
it the most.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
And those are the ones that bring the ratings.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Then I didn't really understand this part. Then we get
back into Gertie and Julia, and as they're having this conversation,
this is what I want to ask Gerty about. Gerty goes,
it's not like I put a dick pic on the screen.
Is she referring to Housewives of Atlanta?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I don't know. I don't know, but I would rather
seen a dick pic.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I would have rather seen a dick pic it. I mean,
I felt like both were inappropriate for where they were.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I mean, we talked about this last week. I'm not
a big fan of like public humiliation, especially at a
private event like that. I get it it was for
TV purposes, for sure, one hundred percent, But I think
it could have been done at the yacht. It could
have been printed out, you know, and shared.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
When they were sharing a yacht. But also I don't
even think of it as a public humiliation for Julia
at this point, like that was I thought it was
embarrassing for Gertie.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Well, here's the thing, I don't even know what those
texts say, you know, why I.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Do because I have them. She's said too many.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
There's too many, and I just couldn't, Like, I lose interest.
I need bullet points and I need Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
It's too much, it's too many pages. I can barely read.
But I mean, I'll get into this with Girdy Moore
because I'm going to say everything to her face.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, but didn't they you know, the girls started reading
them and they're like, there's a lot of babe, babe, babe,
Like I don't think these are that bad.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, I want to know the I want to know
what was the most important thing that we're supposed to
be gaining from these text messages, which I haven't gotten yet,
which I'm hoping i'll get to the bottom of tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Well, we did have Jen Fessler on and she said,
you know, she was on that boat that cruise with them,
and she had a lot to say about that. Now
I don't think this has been exposed, but I want to.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Get Adriana was also on that cruise.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Okay, I want to give you a DM that was
sent to either Twatz or something from the boat. What Yeah,
And I think that you should maybe bring that to
your interview with Gerdi, I'm so bommed, I can't be there.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Oh my god, please send it to me. Send it
to me from the boat, so from the boat, from
the boat. But you can see it in Alexia's face.
So I mean pretty much, this entire yacht is a
ship show. Yes, nobody's really getting along. Kiki's has funny

(28:16):
things to say, but all the other girls like nothing
is they need to now I'm at the point where
they need to start moving forward.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Well, they try to. I guess this exercise was to
say something nice. So Adriana says, Marisol has good fashion sense, okay,
whatever Marisol's Adrian plays the piano. I mean, Gerty easily.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Says no, I would say that's a compliment.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Though, Well, I wish I could play to me.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I wish, I really do wish. I wish I could
play anything.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
The skin flute, keeping.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
A classy on the twats guys.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
But what about Julia not being able to say something
nice about Gerty?

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Come on, at first she was wanting to full blown lie,
and then they went back to her confessional where she
was trying to lie and couldn't do it there either,
But like enough is enough, Julia either come in and
be like that was really like blah blah blah blah blah.
But first say something nice. You have not one nice
thing to say other than you throw nice events.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
And then yeah, she kind have said something.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
What But makes this whole entire thing bug even more
than anything is that they had that stupid lunch where
they had the conversation where they said they were not
going to bring this up in front of the other.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Girls, and they did that.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
No, that's never the truth ever, well they did.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Gerty and Julia do agree to have a private conversation
about it. Oh, but I love how like all the
girls are telling her that's not good, like you shouldn't
have done that, you shouldn't have done that, And then
Gerty's like, I'm not budgeting. It's kind of like the
girls at lunch on Orange County when you know, there
was the headline that we read about Gretchen's you know,

(30:05):
baby mom, the slave baby Mom or whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
You know.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I'm like, I don't think it was bad, and the
girls are like, yes, it's bad. I'm like, I don't
think it was bad. We were reading headline, that's what
we do. It was probably the first time in twelve years.
I even mentioned this girl's name, and I'm like, my
feet are being held to the fire when this girl's
been freaking attacking me for twelve years. So it was
like the girls are like, yes, it was bad, and

(30:31):
she's like, no, I'm not budging.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'm not. But I need an excation. I need to
understand why, Like, at least you, you're gonna give me
a lot of information on why what you did was
not bad. I'm not getting it from GIRDI Why was
this not bad? Because you have the choice to do
this whatever you want, whenever you feel like it, and
if it's at your cancer of it, then that's what
it is.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
She just said, I I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say,
and I don't care. I mean, she's standing strong on
this and she's like, I'm not budging.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'm not budging. Well, then those the girls join each
other for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Adrians and Gertie did say, it's not a cancer event,
but what was it? It was for a magazine cover.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Oh, just for the not magazine. But it didn't wasn't
there a bunch of stuff for cancer?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Wasn't it like it was a celebration of lie about marriage,
it's about wedding.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
It's a work event.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
It was a work event, and you know how everybody
kept saying to her, you look like you have a
wedding dress on. At you a wedding dress on?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
No shit, now we know it all makes sense.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Well, and she revealed the text at the after party,
so it wasn't technical but on stage. And you know
everybody leaves a Housewives event right before the after party. Yeah,
I just want to stay there.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
They get kicked out, let's be honest.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
But then all the girls join each other for breakfast.
Adriana wakes up not feeling good about how she acted
the day before. Larsa, Marisol, and Alexia called Stephanie and
this is when Stephanie asked for the wiler is Yeah,
piss off Alexia.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I mean Stephanie was clearly being playful, but I think
the problem is is Alexia doesn't like her, so you
can't be playful with somebody that you don't like.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I feel like I need to talk to Alexia. It's
been a minute, and I kind of want to see
where her head is at with everything, because I feel
like the Alexia that we hung out with when we
went to Janet Jackson and stuff like, I feel like
she would have just brushed that off.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah, but I think that they keep poking each other
and she keeps talking about Todd. And it's a sensitive
subject with Alexia right now because it was all kind
of pretty fresh, and it just you have to know
your audience, like.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
And you're not friends. You can't like me and you
can joke with each other back and forth because we
are true friends. I love you, I like it, and
I mean, but we also have to remember Alexia had
a full event dinner saying Todd.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Well, it's the same like she can say Todd, but
when somebody else says it, it just is different.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well, I don't want to dot on either, Okay, Well, now.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
That we have that, I think it was more like
a off Todd.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
No ship sure lock yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
So off Todd. I don't know, Okay, I'm only speculating
from what I've seen. I'll get the juice when I
see her there, I do, I do. I might bring
a microphone, Michael, you should bring one of those little mics.
I have one. I might get some.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Tams like, hold on one second, this is Tamra reporting
live from the pod.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Can I see I can seek the record like Katie
or like Shannon does. She likes to secretly record too.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Please do it. Just put it in your little pocket
right here, but make sure it's not gonna roughle because
I don't want to hear any of that.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
No, I'm gonna I'm gonna bring my little microphone and
I'm gonna say, listen, I need details. I need to know.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
We need is ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yes, I'll Bravo exact there. So let's see how that
works out.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Saying can we just have a little baby interview. We're
not going to talk about anything in the future, just
what's already happened.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
You just write me outline and I'll go ahead. Matt,
get on it. The questions I need to ask. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Let's do this all right, Thanks guys for tuning in
to another episode of to Teeste and a Pod. We're
so happy to be back together and hopefully we've got
a lot more to come.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, I can't wait to listen to Orange Kenny recap.
I haven't been listening. I'm always I'm always afraid. I'm
always afraid you're Oh, you're biased this one huh. And
I don't want to get mad at you if you're
not well.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I'm proud of you, dam and thank you girl. I'll
talk to you next week.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Okay Bye,
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