April 18, 2025 • 31 mins
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse… You tell Lexi you love her (after 11 days) but portray her as a control freak to everyone else?!
Plus, Ciara calls Paige out. Did she want to break up with Craig long before?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome back to another episode of Two Teas and a
Pod with myself and Dolores.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hi Camera. I miss you when I don't see you.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I know, I know, I miss you too. Is that
a lover boy?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hut? I am representing today?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Oh and shirt?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And I have my cooler here, my wow, my lover
boy drinks in it.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Damn you know.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I figured this episode Kyle stayed out till like five
point thirty in the morning, and I'm sure you got
in a little trouble for it. So I want to
kind of support him. We can't always just like shit
on the guys.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I know, but it's so easy to do on this show.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh that's so good. Which one is this? This is
Palomo margarita.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
But does it have alcohol in it? Or is this
a non alcohol?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No? This is twelve percent abb What does that mean?
Only six grams of sugar two drinks per can?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I don't know. Tastes like it can have alcohol.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
We'll see in a few minutes when you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Eh, it's inn Agavi wine. Cocktail.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh, well, there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Let's start Summerhouse season nine, episode ten. I can't believe
we're already on episode ten.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It went fast, it did.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Did they usually have a long season like twenty episodes?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Or I don't think so? No?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
No, well, I mean how could they? They might not
make it. Summer's only so long?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
True?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
True.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
The group is that Kyle's DJ said at the event page,
is feeling guilty that she's not happier, even though she's
manifested her dream apartment, her boyfriend, and her career, everything
she's ever wanted. But there's something about it in that equation,
something in there she doesn't want.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I think, what do you think it is, Tamra, Well
it's Craig. No, it's definitely Craig. Yeah, you know what
it is.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Here's what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But this is the thing, because I was speaking about
this to Jenfessler this morning, and she's like, for someone
who's in therapy, I am going to tell you, when
you get everything you want, you think about losing it.
But this isn't what she's doing. She's not thinking about
losing it. And when you're on the bottom, you think
about being on the top. So I think like you
(02:34):
and I agree with what you're saying one hundred thousand percent.
She has everything she wants a boyfriend. Did she actually
say a boyfriend that worships the ground she walks on?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She did, yeah, yeah, and she said that.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
She's like, and you know the apartment, I manifested my apartment.
But I have this anxiety. It's called how do I
break up with the guy?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Right? How do I break up a guy? It's like,
could be a whole show how to break Up with
a guy on reality TV.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, but you know, Sierra calls her out. But we'll
get to that. But Sierra is like, why are you
giving it? Putting it on him? She's waking up every
day wishing that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He breaks up with her. I'm telling you, right, and
we've all been there town.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yes, it's all.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's also like, don't ship where you eat and don't
fish off the company pond and all that stuff, because
you're gonna see him.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You're gonna see him around. He's gonna be up.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Bravo Khan, You're gonna you know, it's gonna be a well,
obviously it was a pretty tough breakup.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Listen, it was a tough breakup. He took it bad,
but he rebounded very well. He's hot, hot Chika, she's
doing just fine. I looked at her whole Instagram. I'm
not gonna lie. Isn't it weird? As soon as you
start doing the pod, you like, go down.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I know this is as this is so not me.
None of this is me.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Don't laugh camera because you know I know this whole
group chat you got me on right now.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You don't even know what it's doing to me.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I'm obsessed. I look forward to it. I never thought
gossiping was so much fun. I've never been on the
end crowd.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well, you just go down, like I think Teddy told
me that, you just go down rabbit holes and you
start to investigate because when you talk about it, you
want to know what you're talking about. I'm like, and
it's like a it's a full time job. No, the
kids in this househimes fun job.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So at one thirty one Am, Lexi and Jesse are
fighting in the car. Jesse accuses Alexia flirting with West,
saying they were hanging out all night fighting.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I mean he got out of the car with a
smile on. You see these big pearly whites things. I know,
that's all you ever see, Like you see Jesse's smile
come before he does, which is one thing I really
like about him, cause.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
He lights up the room, he lights up a room.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He does so. Yeah, but that wasn't really a fun.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't think he was really fighting. It was just
a huge case of hypocrisy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well, is this that's beyond it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Beyond all the world of what doubles.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It even goes out of.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Housewives, it even leads on to the surrounding shows.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think maybe that's just life camera.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I think it's life. I think that lots of people
are hypocrites.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And it's hard when you're doing a reality show because
you know you might be doing something and then you
go somebody else doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You're like, don't do that. You're like, oh, yeah, I
just did that yesterday. You forget, but you do.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And Lexi's confessional, she says Jesse told her she she was.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Worse than he was with the toes sucking.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well, I mean, did we miss the footage of the
BackRub and her holding up wes?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Did we miss that?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I missed it obviously wasn't on camera, but.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It wasn't on camera.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So what about Jesse laying on top of Sierra with
her bikini.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's just saying that he's getting aroused by a leg
on top of him.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes, like, yeah, here's.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Here's your tiny little girlfriend trying to hold up your
friend because he's so drunk.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
He was so drunk. We saw him praying to the
porcelain God.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We did.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He was really drunk. But let me ask, why is
she all thirty pounds of her holding him up? I know,
where's his guy friends?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Where's Jesse?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Where's Jesse looking for some birds? Bird watching? Right?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I mean, it is mind blowing. Just you know, Jesse
just didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Say that he was just I think that can I
just say, this is boy handbook of saying Wow, let
me pin something on you so I can be free
from what I did wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I know, I mean the gas lighting. I know that
we over use the term gas lighting on all these realities.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Music because I don't really that's before my time.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, I just feel like we use it all the time.
But Jesse just taught a masterclass on how to gaslight.
So if anybody doesn't know what it means, just watch
this scene.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That's so now Jesse.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, Now, you guys are even because she was helping
your friend.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You guys are even. Oh I get it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Okay, Jesse, do you feel better about your do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Uh? Not?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
On this camp?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
We see you, Jesse, We see you now?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Sorry Jesse. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So most of the group goes home early, except for
Kyle and West, who got back.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Around five thirty am. These people just party like rock stars.
The girls not love.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Her boy, boy love her boy. She's got a tracker
on you. Oh, he's asked you not to go up
those stairs.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Do you do you?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't have any tracking devices or life three.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't need them. He doesn't leave my side.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I feel in his office right next to me right now.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I had tracking devices. I've had the gammack, I have
had phone bills, I have had tracking uh.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Things. I won't mention all types of things.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
And I've followed boyfriends before when I was young.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I mean I drive house the girlfriends, the girlfriends who
you could call three o'clock in the morning to do
the drive by.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I mean I can tell you stories, However, not in
this life. I am so done.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I wouldn't have the energy a tracking device I can't
stay up past nine o'clock, thank you. And you know what,
like she's not that upset. She's making believes she's upset,
but she really is not. She don't care that much.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What I'm done with is that damn front door. It's
been like this for years now. Why can't they fix
the front door?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Because it's so hot outside?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And they like a guy in like a contractor. Now,
so I know these things. So it's so hot outside
and so cold inside because the first thing they always
say when they open that door is, oh, it's cold
in here. So it probably expands or whatever it is, and.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's why it's stuck. But it makes for good TV,
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But between that all the boxes outside and how dirty
the inside of the house is.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I was today, I've heard I was like.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Many years ago.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wait wait, I can tell you I heard years ago
that it's so dirty that your feet stick to the floor.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Now, I wouldn't want to be an Emeralds room.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I would want to take a blue light or a
black light? Is it a blue?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I think it's blue. I don't know, I get what
I what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Anyway, it probably looks like Orgami nine million different strands
of DNA. You could probably finally.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Get partner by sitting on the floor.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You could get yeah, pregnant or as STD.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, but you know, like we'll get to that boat.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I'm not I'm not in favor of how hard everybody
was on him for that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
So Lindsey's have a problem open, can't get the front
door open. Pages sleeping in Gabby's vacant room, which shares
a wall with Emerald, who is banging like a screen
door on a windy day, like screaming and moaning and like.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What the like She's like, it's fake moaning. I know,
fake moaning.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh you doom, Page, he'll come.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
He'll come because you've been your boy friend. You're talking
about your fake relationship that you don't want to be in.
Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Page, Well, she says she can't sleep because of all
the hookups that are happening over in Emerald's room.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Okay, it's one night that you're sharing a wall. It's
one night. I understand.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
It's there making up for lost time.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
How about Kyle fall asleep with his zipper down just
in the chair.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He's there all well, actually not all night.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Because he didn't get until five thirty. Now Manda knew
he was home because she has a tracking device on him.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'm going to tell you this, and I'm just gonna
throw this out there at camera. I would bet my
lover boy can of whatever it is I'm drinking my
lover boy drink on the fact that she.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Did not wake up to check because she don't care.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
She don't care.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
But I also feel like she doesn't have a tracking
device on him because she's worried about him cheating or
doing whatever.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
It's like, it's like.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
He's in a ditch somewhere.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, She's just like the three sixty you put on
your kid's phones when they're younger, just so you know
where they're at.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
And they're they're saying yeah, like yeah, is.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
He drunk swimming in the ocean somewhere? Like we need
to know these things. It's not like he's.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Not a run around. They never had problems like that, right.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, I don't think so. But I think it's more
like a motherly thing, like where like him, where is
this son of a bitch?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I like him. That's why I'm wearing his hat and
his shirt. I love my shirt. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I lover boy.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I mean, I definitely think we need to see more
scenes of Kyle drunk in eating and less scenes of
Jesse manipulating people.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But for sure, you know what, Tamera, you have such
a point that is so true.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Okay, Jesse, you need to clean your act up because
you're getting a bad reputation this season. He's a manipulator,
a gaslighter, a womanizer, a fuck boy like do I
can I keep going?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Listen, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I've known a few Jesse's in my day, and I
will tell you this. You will meet your match, I
promise you, and then you're gonna get you a little heartbroken.
I know.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
He does redeem himself at the end of the episode,
and we'll get to that. But the next morning, Amanda
gets up early to make brunch for Lindsay's birthday. Jesse
claims West was a massage Lexi's shoulders, touching her and
dancing with her.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
He compared Wes was massaging Lexi. Yes, yes, and in
my neighborhood. I'm gonna go back to my neighborhood because
that's where the.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
All the life lessons come from. Uh huh, you don't
do that.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Don't massage, it's your ass, beat.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Your guys girlfriend's shoulders. You don't do that.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
But I get that.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I understand that. I wouldn't allow that, but I'm sure
it's innocent. At this point in my life, I wouldn't care.
But Jesse, you don't have a lot of room to
talk because you've been trying to be around Sierra, who
was with Wes.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
And thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I get another double standard, little hypocrisy here, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, but just him comparing his own situation with se
Era to the toe second incident, saying Lexie.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Didn't see how flirty she was being. Shut up, Jesse,
Then she.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Wasn't being flirty like head over heels.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Just wants to feel like they're in an even playing ground. Now,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We don't like Listen, we were born, but not yesterday, clearly.
But have you never had that shit turned on you?
I have fun, Yes, of course, stop because we're gonna
call you out.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yes, it's not being a douche.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Paige complains to Sierra about having to listen to forty
five minutes of fake moaning with Emerald's hookup.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
When Emerald walks into the kitchen page says you need
an STD check. Siara confront was she was so nasty?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, she's a very she was not giggling at all.
Sierra confronts Emerald, asking if he brings girls home like
this to his own place. Emerald says he wants to
be mindful, but also wants to have fun. Everyone agrees
he has a high volume of visitors. In his confessional. Confessional,
Emerald says he'll stop if he's bothering everyone, and attributes
(15:03):
to living more freely now that he's no longer undocumented.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So here's the thing. He's really kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Like I just think he's nice, and he's and you know,
they're a hard crowd to break into, as I see.
I could see it with Lexi and the girls, and
I could see it with Emerald, Like there's a little
bit of like a hazing phase here. I will say, yeah, no,
I agree, And I do think that he has he's
(15:33):
very charming. I think that he's reasonable, mature, he's more mature.
He's even said like, oh, if it's you know, being disrespectful,
like I'll, you.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Know, no problem, So you have to tell him.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, I don't think he's gonna stop that.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I didn't have to say, well, I don't care. He
doesn't have to stop doing anything. He just doesn't have
to do it in in the house that he's you know,
he's this is summer house behavior. So everyone else is
acting like Summerhouse circa nineteen year old you know, I mean,
(16:06):
Jersey Shore whatever. But it's like, you know, the other
people in the house that aren't bringing people home.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I mean right, it's basically the rules of Summer House
are it's okay to have sex in the house as
long as it's with somebody who's living in the house.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
We don't want you to bring outsiders in, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Then Emerald, you're just gonna have to bang in the house. Yeah,
within the family here, but then no, please don't. I
don't have problem with him because he like he covers
his camera. They don't, they're not shown, they leave.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
He just has a can I tell you he actually active?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
What else would they be other than like little stuff
here and there? Like it's it's also a storyline, I know.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I think it's it's also like.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Emerald's new friend or.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I just wouldn't want to be in the bedroom next
to him.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Have you seen some of Emerald's guests. There's pictures of
them out there in case you want to see them.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Stop it there is Oh god, you need to send
it to me. I need to go down that rabbit hole.
So she it's just like they should just do a
whole thread of all the girls that came in, like headshots.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Head shots, like my shots, like like you know, like
when they arrest, like a crime family.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
If Paige is still feeling very anxious, saying I get
nervous that me and Craig are going to break up,
of course, because you know you're going to break up
with them, that everything I have will go away.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
What does Craig have to do with anything that you have?
Do you think a main bread wonder? You buy everything
for yourself. Your expensive clothes are not going anywhere because
you bought them.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
What's going away?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Do you think she's afraid that the breakup will hurt
her career if she might look at her differently because
she did. She got a lot of shit when they
broke up, so maybe she was good, right, Yeah, she's afraid.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Like it was going to tarnish her image.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Sometimes I feel like when somebody gets broken up with,
they play into the sympathy of the fans to get
them on their side, like that's my revenge, I'm gonna
get you.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Well, let's not forget like Paige and Craig were the
Bravo couple, and I think that, like I said, she
was afraid if they broke up that it would maybe
tarnish her image, or they wouldn't be that power couple,
or she became successful while she was with Craig, correct,
Like that's when her career sad taken off did so
(18:36):
she was just scared.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I could see that.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well, I mean, I get it, I get it. It
wasn't easy. No breakup is easy. There was years invested,
and you know that relationship has tentacles, peripheral friends and
things like that, but all of that started to fall apart. Anyway,
look at him and not Kyle that fell apart.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You know it. Just listen.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I think they're both happier now. Yeah, once you get
over that hump. For anybody who's like going through that
right now, it's much more peaceful on.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
The other side side, for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It's really hard.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Though, it's hard to get to I don't blame you
I hope all whoever's going through that, all your friends
listen to you at nausea over how you're going to
do it, when you're gonna do it, why you're going
to do it. You always need friends like it this time.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So now they're all leaving, they're going back home, and
I really like on this show that we get to
see a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Of their life in New York as well.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I love you because there's only so much partying you
can watch and drinking. So Lexi meets up with her
mom and sister for lunch. I will say, Lexie's getting
a lot of airtime, Oh a lot. Like her family's
very involved. She's gonna they like her.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
They must like her.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, she's gonna go far. Lexi meets up with her
mom and sister for lunch. She tells them the other
girls said Jesse should change his flirty behavior because they
they start super dating.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
But wait, the mom starts the conversation with I love Jessie.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You guys are so much alike.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I know, I don't think she knows him that well.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
My mom spots somebody as they're driving down the street
to meet me for the first time.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
That's me. Like I'm the same way. Yeah, like, don't
like him, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And here's her sweet mom and her sister talking about
how I mean, listen, I just don't think that they've
did that they're fit for this world of where they are. Well,
I think that might make Jerry, I mean, not Lexi. Well,
I don't think Lexi is. I think Lexi's doing just fine.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
What do you think mom and sister think of Jesse
now after watching back the episode, Well.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I think they almost fell off their chair when she
told them just like the tip of what was going on.
She just told them this much like my paper clip
much Yeah, that was it, and they were like, oh,
like they had no idea?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Well was they trusted sweet Lexi? Like, you know he's great,
he's great.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Well, he's charming, I guess around like when he met
them for the first time after they didn't even go
on a date yet, and he might he's on his
best behavior, and of course you didn't know where it
was going.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Or I mean to me, Lexi's such a good catch
and she's such a sweet girl and from a good family,
Like what is he doing?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Why does he want to screw this up?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Because he doesn't want to settle down. But then don't
go out with a girl who's looking for that.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, that's not fair.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Don't are exclusive now like you did a couple episodes ago.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Listen, I'm smart enough to know that Lexi is going
to shove it up his ause.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I don't know the.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I mean, I do believe they're not together anymore. Of course,
we could all see that coming. I don't know how.
I don't know how it unfolded or how it happened,
and I'm curious to know if it's going to be
or we're going to see that unfold on the.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Show I mentioned two more episodes they're broken up.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, Okay, that's what I think we'll see. There's something
she said that actually triggered something in me, like to
make me think something. But then we'll get to that
and I'll tell you I'm just reminding myself.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
So Jesse meets up with the group at the American
Cancer Society Hope Lodge to serve dinner to patients undergoing
cancer treatment. He shares his own experience with cancer after dinner,
I em, I know I forget that d has Can
had didn't forget that he shares his own experience at
dinner Call reveals he finally broke his streak and boy
(23:05):
he got laid.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
He did. I'm so happy for him. He was dead.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
He hasn't talked. It was like, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I think it's like maybe somebody he met out, Like
where was Miranda?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Was it in the Hamptons? Was it when they got home?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I need to see how can we just let that go?
I know, and we know more about that.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I need more information on who he is banging.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, and was it just like one night you just
said I'm having a rough time.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I can't drink going through it right now?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Bend over?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Now, Sierra touches Jesse's arms while laughing. Jesse snapped Sierra
enough with the touching. Jesse says he has gotten in
trouble for that.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Okay, Oh he almost died.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Why I died because I felt it for Sierra. It
was like, oh, like she's.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Like really, She's like, are you serious right now? Like
what the hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I feel like Jesse's trying to make it like Sierra's
hitting on him, like it's like an ego thing.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Oh stop touching me.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well, what I want to make of it is like
he got a taste of his own medicine a little bit.
Of course, he exaggerated it all, but he but he figured, oh, well,
if I do this, then I really can't say and
I don't like her doing it too, so let me stop.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That could be. It could also be that.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
He's starting to realize that he likes Lexi and he's
getting nervous because you know, when you give guys a
taste of their own medicine in the simplest.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Form, they don't like it. Yeah, they don't like it.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So, I mean, it could be a lot of things,
but in any I mean, I felt stupid for Sierra
when he did that what about you tell me too?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I just felt like I was, like, you can see
the look on her face, like are you serious right now?
Like come on, like you've all you're always touching me
and we're that kind of a friend, Like what is
going on here? And I think she felt embarrassed, Like
I think, so, yeah, don't make it look like I'm
hitting on you, dude, because that's not what's happening.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It made me not like him.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, what I do love about Carl and Sierra's
friendship is watching her get so excited over him breaking
his streak was hilarious. And I feel like she's a
good friend and she's dying.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, collectively, she is the best friend in that house.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Not because she's mine.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
But she's everybody's cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Because she is.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
She writes hard for them, and she's like, no, it's
not you, it's not all you, or she's like listen, sorry,
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be straight,
whether it's what you want.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
To hear or not.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Or she always like helps her friend in the right direction,
and I don't feel like I've seen so much of
the same for her.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, well, she's a nurturer. I feel like she's a nurse, right,
so she has to take care of people and it shows.
I mean, I don't know that I've ever seen a
more beautiful person than Siara.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
You won't.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Like when she was laying there with her little under
boom hanging out in that white shirt and all the
guys are sitting around her and she's just laying back
and the under boob and I'm like, girl, god.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's not fair. I know it's not fair. I'm like,
it's just you know, I just hope she knows her worth.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
When she used to come down to breakfast at Traders
with her little bow and her hair, everyone else looked
like they were dragged behind a bumper or like hanging
out of a helicopter.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Every day there's a lot of working hours, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
And here comes her perfection.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
No matter what she put on, how she put it,
she's so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And I think it's not just her physical beauty, like
just hearing her talk and how she supports her friends,
and what a good person she is, and you know
the type of work she does, and.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's just like she's the owner, she's a packet. Where
are your cheerleaders over here?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Sierra? I hope you hear this, Sierra, right.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So then later Sierra meets up with Paige and Amanda
at the rooftop restaurant Pages Craig came to visit, but
they just rehashed the same old conversations they've had in the.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Pow that you're working too.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Much in the future.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Do not have no time for May?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
And how about this Craig. While she's working, why don't
you work some more? Yeah, Bill Georche, I got.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
News for you, right. I wonder if he was like that.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
But if he was like that, do you think she
would stay with him if he was what if he
was more like, Oh, go do your thing and I'm
going to concentrate on my.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Short and grab him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
But regardless, you instead of worrying about how much she's working,
why don't you work on yourself and your business. You
got all the time in the world, start another business.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
What are your thoughts about him moving on so quickly
after the breakup and being so heartbroken?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh, I don't think it was that quick.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
You don't think so mattered? A few months and he's.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I just feel like it wasn't like a week, No,
couple months.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No, No, I.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Think there's no better way than to get over somebody
than to get under somebody else.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
I never head that. Do you think that's what it is?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I think that the right person came along in batter Lashes,
the cleanup woman and.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
The clean up Woman. Now I've never heard that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's a song. I think Aretha Franklin.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh my god, I mean, I hope it's not just
a rebound. But whatever whatever makes him happy. I am
I'm not so sure about rebounds. I don't totally believe
in rebounds, especially when the girl looks like the way
she does. I mean, I know, but I feel when
a guy's heart is so broken and you can tell
he was crying on social media, that takes like major pain.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Was he crying over the breakup or was he crying
over what he was hearing or what was going on
with her?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I don't know. Don't try to soften the blow. It
was all about breaking up, and he was crying. It
was ego, So.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You're crying for her. You guys were breaking up for
six months. You died a million deaths on this show, right.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I saw you break up five hundred thousand times over
the same thing, the same conversation.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
What do you think you didn't see it coming?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
It wasn't no shocker, or I shouldn't have been What
do you think he's thinking watching the shows now.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Like, oh my god, this girl did not like me.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Like the shark necklace, You should.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Have just gave her a shark necklace. You should have
gave her.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
A shark necklace.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
It would have your expensive outfits.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Oh could you imagine giving little miss as I.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Know, well, you know who ripped somebody's ass. That's Sierra.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Interconfessional, she says, this mfor has some nerve to tell
me not to touch him. You've been all up in
my ship all summer. But okay, I see you.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh, I just love her.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
She got him back. She got him back. The confessional
always is able to do it. She was embarrassed and
she was her and she was embarrassed and yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It was.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
It was a good episode.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It was so good.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, because I'm into it now and I and I
and I get it now and I'm like, so, yes,
you know I'm invested.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, I'm in basted.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I could talk about it in gossip with you.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah, Kyle, where is my lover boy stuff?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I need?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I need the drinks.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Didn't. I didn't wear this to throw it in Tamera's face.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I just wore to throw it in Tamra's face a
little bit because they didn't have but no camera.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I asked for it.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Okay, I asked for this. It's really cute.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yours cheers cheers with life boy tea.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Here's my teas.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
But thanks guys for tuning into another episode of two
Teas in a Pod and we will see you next week.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
See you next week,
Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome back to another episode of Two Teas and a
Pod with myself and Dolores.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hi Camera. I miss you when I don't see you.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I know, I know, I miss you too. Is that
a lover boy?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hut? I am representing today?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Oh and shirt?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And I have my cooler here, my wow, my lover
boy drinks in it.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Damn you know.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I figured this episode Kyle stayed out till like five
point thirty in the morning, and I'm sure you got
in a little trouble for it. So I want to
kind of support him. We can't always just like shit
on the guys.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I know, but it's so easy to do on this show.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh that's so good. Which one is this? This is
Palomo margarita.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
But does it have alcohol in it? Or is this
a non alcohol?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No? This is twelve percent abb What does that mean?
Only six grams of sugar two drinks per can?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I don't know. Tastes like it can have alcohol.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
We'll see in a few minutes when you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Eh, it's inn Agavi wine. Cocktail.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh, well, there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Let's start Summerhouse season nine, episode ten. I can't believe
we're already on episode ten.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It went fast, it did.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Did they usually have a long season like twenty episodes?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Or I don't think so? No?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
No, well, I mean how could they? They might not
make it. Summer's only so long?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
True?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
True.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
The group is that Kyle's DJ said at the event page,
is feeling guilty that she's not happier, even though she's
manifested her dream apartment, her boyfriend, and her career, everything
she's ever wanted. But there's something about it in that equation,
something in there she doesn't want.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I think, what do you think it is, Tamra, Well
it's Craig. No, it's definitely Craig. Yeah, you know what
it is.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Here's what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But this is the thing, because I was speaking about
this to Jenfessler this morning, and she's like, for someone
who's in therapy, I am going to tell you, when
you get everything you want, you think about losing it.
But this isn't what she's doing. She's not thinking about
losing it. And when you're on the bottom, you think
about being on the top. So I think like you
(02:34):
and I agree with what you're saying one hundred thousand percent.
She has everything she wants a boyfriend. Did she actually
say a boyfriend that worships the ground she walks on?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She did, yeah, yeah, and she said that.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
She's like, and you know the apartment, I manifested my apartment.
But I have this anxiety. It's called how do I
break up with the guy?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Right? How do I break up a guy? It's like,
could be a whole show how to break Up with
a guy on reality TV.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, but you know, Sierra calls her out. But we'll
get to that. But Sierra is like, why are you
giving it? Putting it on him? She's waking up every
day wishing that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He breaks up with her. I'm telling you, right, and
we've all been there town.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yes, it's all.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's also like, don't ship where you eat and don't
fish off the company pond and all that stuff, because
you're gonna see him.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You're gonna see him around. He's gonna be up.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Bravo Khan, You're gonna you know, it's gonna be a well,
obviously it was a pretty tough breakup.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Listen, it was a tough breakup. He took it bad,
but he rebounded very well. He's hot, hot Chika, she's
doing just fine. I looked at her whole Instagram. I'm
not gonna lie. Isn't it weird? As soon as you
start doing the pod, you like, go down.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I know this is as this is so not me.
None of this is me.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Don't laugh camera because you know I know this whole
group chat you got me on right now.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You don't even know what it's doing to me.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I'm obsessed. I look forward to it. I never thought
gossiping was so much fun. I've never been on the
end crowd.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well, you just go down, like I think Teddy told
me that, you just go down rabbit holes and you
start to investigate because when you talk about it, you
want to know what you're talking about. I'm like, and
it's like a it's a full time job. No, the
kids in this househimes fun job.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So at one thirty one Am, Lexi and Jesse are
fighting in the car. Jesse accuses Alexia flirting with West,
saying they were hanging out all night fighting.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I mean he got out of the car with a
smile on. You see these big pearly whites things. I know,
that's all you ever see, Like you see Jesse's smile
come before he does, which is one thing I really
like about him, cause.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
He lights up the room, he lights up a room.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He does so. Yeah, but that wasn't really a fun.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't think he was really fighting. It was just
a huge case of hypocrisy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well, is this that's beyond it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Beyond all the world of what doubles.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It even goes out of.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Housewives, it even leads on to the surrounding shows.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think maybe that's just life camera.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I think it's life. I think that lots of people
are hypocrites.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And it's hard when you're doing a reality show because
you know you might be doing something and then you
go somebody else doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You're like, don't do that. You're like, oh, yeah, I
just did that yesterday. You forget, but you do.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And Lexi's confessional, she says Jesse told her she she was.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Worse than he was with the toes sucking.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well, I mean, did we miss the footage of the
BackRub and her holding up wes?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Did we miss that?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I missed it obviously wasn't on camera, but.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It wasn't on camera.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So what about Jesse laying on top of Sierra with
her bikini.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's just saying that he's getting aroused by a leg
on top of him.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes, like, yeah, here's.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Here's your tiny little girlfriend trying to hold up your
friend because he's so drunk.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
He was so drunk. We saw him praying to the
porcelain God.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We did.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He was really drunk. But let me ask, why is
she all thirty pounds of her holding him up? I know,
where's his guy friends?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Where's Jesse?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Where's Jesse looking for some birds? Bird watching? Right?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I mean, it is mind blowing. Just you know, Jesse
just didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Say that he was just I think that can I
just say, this is boy handbook of saying Wow, let
me pin something on you so I can be free
from what I did wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I know, I mean the gas lighting. I know that
we over use the term gas lighting on all these realities.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Music because I don't really that's before my time.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, I just feel like we use it all the time.
But Jesse just taught a masterclass on how to gaslight.
So if anybody doesn't know what it means, just watch
this scene.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That's so now Jesse.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, Now, you guys are even because she was helping
your friend.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You guys are even. Oh I get it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Okay, Jesse, do you feel better about your do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Uh? Not?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
On this camp?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
We see you, Jesse, We see you now?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Sorry Jesse. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So most of the group goes home early, except for
Kyle and West, who got back.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Around five thirty am. These people just party like rock stars.
The girls not love.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Her boy, boy love her boy. She's got a tracker
on you. Oh, he's asked you not to go up
those stairs.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Do you do you?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't have any tracking devices or life three.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't need them. He doesn't leave my side.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I feel in his office right next to me right now.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I had tracking devices. I've had the gammack, I have
had phone bills, I have had tracking uh.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Things. I won't mention all types of things.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
And I've followed boyfriends before when I was young.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I mean I drive house the girlfriends, the girlfriends who
you could call three o'clock in the morning to do
the drive by.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I mean I can tell you stories, However, not in
this life. I am so done.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I wouldn't have the energy a tracking device I can't
stay up past nine o'clock, thank you. And you know what,
like she's not that upset. She's making believes she's upset,
but she really is not. She don't care that much.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What I'm done with is that damn front door. It's
been like this for years now. Why can't they fix
the front door?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Because it's so hot outside?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And they like a guy in like a contractor. Now,
so I know these things. So it's so hot outside
and so cold inside because the first thing they always
say when they open that door is, oh, it's cold
in here. So it probably expands or whatever it is, and.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's why it's stuck. But it makes for good TV,
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But between that all the boxes outside and how dirty
the inside of the house is.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I was today, I've heard I was like.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Many years ago.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wait wait, I can tell you I heard years ago
that it's so dirty that your feet stick to the floor.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Now, I wouldn't want to be an Emeralds room.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I would want to take a blue light or a
black light? Is it a blue?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I think it's blue. I don't know, I get what
I what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Anyway, it probably looks like Orgami nine million different strands
of DNA. You could probably finally.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Get partner by sitting on the floor.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You could get yeah, pregnant or as STD.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, but you know, like we'll get to that boat.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I'm not I'm not in favor of how hard everybody
was on him for that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
So Lindsey's have a problem open, can't get the front
door open. Pages sleeping in Gabby's vacant room, which shares
a wall with Emerald, who is banging like a screen
door on a windy day, like screaming and moaning and like.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What the like She's like, it's fake moaning. I know,
fake moaning.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh you doom, Page, he'll come.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
He'll come because you've been your boy friend. You're talking
about your fake relationship that you don't want to be in.
Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Page, Well, she says she can't sleep because of all
the hookups that are happening over in Emerald's room.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Okay, it's one night that you're sharing a wall. It's
one night. I understand.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
It's there making up for lost time.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
How about Kyle fall asleep with his zipper down just
in the chair.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He's there all well, actually not all night.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Because he didn't get until five thirty. Now Manda knew
he was home because she has a tracking device on him.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'm going to tell you this, and I'm just gonna
throw this out there at camera. I would bet my
lover boy can of whatever it is I'm drinking my
lover boy drink on the fact that she.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Did not wake up to check because she don't care.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
She don't care.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
But I also feel like she doesn't have a tracking
device on him because she's worried about him cheating or
doing whatever.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
It's like, it's like.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
He's in a ditch somewhere.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, She's just like the three sixty you put on
your kid's phones when they're younger, just so you know
where they're at.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
And they're they're saying yeah, like yeah, is.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
He drunk swimming in the ocean somewhere? Like we need
to know these things. It's not like he's.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Not a run around. They never had problems like that, right.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, I don't think so. But I think it's more
like a motherly thing, like where like him, where is
this son of a bitch?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I like him. That's why I'm wearing his hat and
his shirt. I love my shirt. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I lover boy.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I mean, I definitely think we need to see more
scenes of Kyle drunk in eating and less scenes of
Jesse manipulating people.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But for sure, you know what, Tamera, you have such
a point that is so true.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Okay, Jesse, you need to clean your act up because
you're getting a bad reputation this season. He's a manipulator,
a gaslighter, a womanizer, a fuck boy like do I
can I keep going?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Listen, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I've known a few Jesse's in my day, and I
will tell you this. You will meet your match, I
promise you, and then you're gonna get you a little heartbroken.
I know.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
He does redeem himself at the end of the episode,
and we'll get to that. But the next morning, Amanda
gets up early to make brunch for Lindsay's birthday. Jesse
claims West was a massage Lexi's shoulders, touching her and
dancing with her.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
He compared Wes was massaging Lexi. Yes, yes, and in
my neighborhood. I'm gonna go back to my neighborhood because
that's where the.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
All the life lessons come from. Uh huh, you don't
do that.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Don't massage, it's your ass, beat.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Your guys girlfriend's shoulders. You don't do that.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
But I get that.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I understand that. I wouldn't allow that, but I'm sure
it's innocent. At this point in my life, I wouldn't care.
But Jesse, you don't have a lot of room to
talk because you've been trying to be around Sierra, who
was with Wes.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
And thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I get another double standard, little hypocrisy here, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, but just him comparing his own situation with se
Era to the toe second incident, saying Lexie.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Didn't see how flirty she was being. Shut up, Jesse,
Then she.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Wasn't being flirty like head over heels.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Just wants to feel like they're in an even playing ground. Now,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We don't like Listen, we were born, but not yesterday, clearly.
But have you never had that shit turned on you?
I have fun, Yes, of course, stop because we're gonna
call you out.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yes, it's not being a douche.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Paige complains to Sierra about having to listen to forty
five minutes of fake moaning with Emerald's hookup.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
When Emerald walks into the kitchen page says you need
an STD check. Siara confront was she was so nasty?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, she's a very she was not giggling at all.
Sierra confronts Emerald, asking if he brings girls home like
this to his own place. Emerald says he wants to
be mindful, but also wants to have fun. Everyone agrees
he has a high volume of visitors. In his confessional. Confessional,
Emerald says he'll stop if he's bothering everyone, and attributes
(15:03):
to living more freely now that he's no longer undocumented.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So here's the thing. He's really kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Like I just think he's nice, and he's and you know,
they're a hard crowd to break into, as I see.
I could see it with Lexi and the girls, and
I could see it with Emerald, Like there's a little
bit of like a hazing phase here. I will say, yeah, no,
I agree, And I do think that he has he's
(15:33):
very charming. I think that he's reasonable, mature, he's more mature.
He's even said like, oh, if it's you know, being disrespectful,
like I'll, you.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Know, no problem, So you have to tell him.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, I don't think he's gonna stop that.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I didn't have to say, well, I don't care. He
doesn't have to stop doing anything. He just doesn't have
to do it in in the house that he's you know,
he's this is summer house behavior. So everyone else is
acting like Summerhouse circa nineteen year old you know, I mean,
(16:06):
Jersey Shore whatever. But it's like, you know, the other
people in the house that aren't bringing people home.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I mean right, it's basically the rules of Summer House
are it's okay to have sex in the house as
long as it's with somebody who's living in the house.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
We don't want you to bring outsiders in, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Then Emerald, you're just gonna have to bang in the house. Yeah,
within the family here, but then no, please don't. I
don't have problem with him because he like he covers
his camera. They don't, they're not shown, they leave.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
He just has a can I tell you he actually active?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
What else would they be other than like little stuff
here and there? Like it's it's also a storyline, I know.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I think it's it's also like.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Emerald's new friend or.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I just wouldn't want to be in the bedroom next
to him.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Have you seen some of Emerald's guests. There's pictures of
them out there in case you want to see them.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Stop it there is Oh god, you need to send
it to me. I need to go down that rabbit hole.
So she it's just like they should just do a
whole thread of all the girls that came in, like headshots.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Head shots, like my shots, like like you know, like
when they arrest, like a crime family.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
If Paige is still feeling very anxious, saying I get
nervous that me and Craig are going to break up,
of course, because you know you're going to break up
with them, that everything I have will go away.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
What does Craig have to do with anything that you have?
Do you think a main bread wonder? You buy everything
for yourself. Your expensive clothes are not going anywhere because
you bought them.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
What's going away?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Do you think she's afraid that the breakup will hurt
her career if she might look at her differently because
she did. She got a lot of shit when they
broke up, so maybe she was good, right, Yeah, she's afraid.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Like it was going to tarnish her image.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Sometimes I feel like when somebody gets broken up with,
they play into the sympathy of the fans to get
them on their side, like that's my revenge, I'm gonna
get you.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Well, let's not forget like Paige and Craig were the
Bravo couple, and I think that, like I said, she
was afraid if they broke up that it would maybe
tarnish her image, or they wouldn't be that power couple,
or she became successful while she was with Craig, correct,
Like that's when her career sad taken off did so
(18:36):
she was just scared.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I could see that.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well, I mean, I get it, I get it. It
wasn't easy. No breakup is easy. There was years invested,
and you know that relationship has tentacles, peripheral friends and
things like that, but all of that started to fall apart. Anyway,
look at him and not Kyle that fell apart.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You know it. Just listen.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I think they're both happier now. Yeah, once you get
over that hump. For anybody who's like going through that
right now, it's much more peaceful on.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
The other side side, for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It's really hard.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Though, it's hard to get to I don't blame you
I hope all whoever's going through that, all your friends
listen to you at nausea over how you're going to
do it, when you're gonna do it, why you're going
to do it. You always need friends like it this time.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So now they're all leaving, they're going back home, and
I really like on this show that we get to
see a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Of their life in New York as well.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I love you because there's only so much partying you
can watch and drinking. So Lexi meets up with her
mom and sister for lunch. I will say, Lexie's getting
a lot of airtime, Oh a lot. Like her family's
very involved. She's gonna they like her.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
They must like her.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, she's gonna go far. Lexi meets up with her
mom and sister for lunch. She tells them the other
girls said Jesse should change his flirty behavior because they
they start super dating.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
But wait, the mom starts the conversation with I love Jessie.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You guys are so much alike.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I know, I don't think she knows him that well.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
My mom spots somebody as they're driving down the street
to meet me for the first time.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
That's me. Like I'm the same way. Yeah, like, don't
like him, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And here's her sweet mom and her sister talking about
how I mean, listen, I just don't think that they've
did that they're fit for this world of where they are. Well,
I think that might make Jerry, I mean, not Lexi. Well,
I don't think Lexi is. I think Lexi's doing just fine.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
What do you think mom and sister think of Jesse
now after watching back the episode, Well.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I think they almost fell off their chair when she
told them just like the tip of what was going on.
She just told them this much like my paper clip
much Yeah, that was it, and they were like, oh,
like they had no idea?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Well was they trusted sweet Lexi? Like, you know he's great,
he's great.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Well, he's charming, I guess around like when he met
them for the first time after they didn't even go
on a date yet, and he might he's on his
best behavior, and of course you didn't know where it
was going.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Or I mean to me, Lexi's such a good catch
and she's such a sweet girl and from a good family,
Like what is he doing?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Why does he want to screw this up?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Because he doesn't want to settle down. But then don't
go out with a girl who's looking for that.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, that's not fair.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Don't are exclusive now like you did a couple episodes ago.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Listen, I'm smart enough to know that Lexi is going
to shove it up his ause.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I don't know the.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I mean, I do believe they're not together anymore. Of course,
we could all see that coming. I don't know how.
I don't know how it unfolded or how it happened,
and I'm curious to know if it's going to be
or we're going to see that unfold on the.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Show I mentioned two more episodes they're broken up.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, Okay, that's what I think we'll see. There's something
she said that actually triggered something in me, like to
make me think something. But then we'll get to that
and I'll tell you I'm just reminding myself.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
So Jesse meets up with the group at the American
Cancer Society Hope Lodge to serve dinner to patients undergoing
cancer treatment. He shares his own experience with cancer after dinner,
I em, I know I forget that d has Can
had didn't forget that he shares his own experience at
dinner Call reveals he finally broke his streak and boy
(23:05):
he got laid.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
He did. I'm so happy for him. He was dead.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
He hasn't talked. It was like, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I think it's like maybe somebody he met out, Like
where was Miranda?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Was it in the Hamptons? Was it when they got home?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I need to see how can we just let that go?
I know, and we know more about that.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I need more information on who he is banging.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, and was it just like one night you just
said I'm having a rough time.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I can't drink going through it right now?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Bend over?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Now, Sierra touches Jesse's arms while laughing. Jesse snapped Sierra
enough with the touching. Jesse says he has gotten in
trouble for that.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Okay, Oh he almost died.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Why I died because I felt it for Sierra. It
was like, oh, like she's.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Like really, She's like, are you serious right now? Like
what the hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I feel like Jesse's trying to make it like Sierra's
hitting on him, like it's like an ego thing.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Oh stop touching me.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well, what I want to make of it is like
he got a taste of his own medicine a little bit.
Of course, he exaggerated it all, but he but he figured, oh, well,
if I do this, then I really can't say and
I don't like her doing it too, so let me stop.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That could be. It could also be that.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
He's starting to realize that he likes Lexi and he's
getting nervous because you know, when you give guys a
taste of their own medicine in the simplest.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Form, they don't like it. Yeah, they don't like it.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So, I mean, it could be a lot of things,
but in any I mean, I felt stupid for Sierra
when he did that what about you tell me too?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I just felt like I was, like, you can see
the look on her face, like are you serious right now?
Like come on, like you've all you're always touching me
and we're that kind of a friend, Like what is
going on here? And I think she felt embarrassed, Like
I think, so, yeah, don't make it look like I'm
hitting on you, dude, because that's not what's happening.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It made me not like him.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, what I do love about Carl and Sierra's
friendship is watching her get so excited over him breaking
his streak was hilarious. And I feel like she's a
good friend and she's dying.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, collectively, she is the best friend in that house.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Not because she's mine.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
But she's everybody's cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Because she is.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
She writes hard for them, and she's like, no, it's
not you, it's not all you, or she's like listen, sorry,
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be straight,
whether it's what you want.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
To hear or not.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Or she always like helps her friend in the right direction,
and I don't feel like I've seen so much of
the same for her.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, well, she's a nurturer. I feel like she's a nurse, right,
so she has to take care of people and it shows.
I mean, I don't know that I've ever seen a
more beautiful person than Siara.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
You won't.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Like when she was laying there with her little under
boom hanging out in that white shirt and all the
guys are sitting around her and she's just laying back
and the under boob and I'm like, girl, god.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's not fair. I know it's not fair. I'm like,
it's just you know, I just hope she knows her worth.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
When she used to come down to breakfast at Traders
with her little bow and her hair, everyone else looked
like they were dragged behind a bumper or like hanging
out of a helicopter.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Every day there's a lot of working hours, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
And here comes her perfection.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
No matter what she put on, how she put it,
she's so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And I think it's not just her physical beauty, like
just hearing her talk and how she supports her friends,
and what a good person she is, and you know
the type of work she does, and.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's just like she's the owner, she's a packet. Where
are your cheerleaders over here?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Sierra? I hope you hear this, Sierra, right.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So then later Sierra meets up with Paige and Amanda
at the rooftop restaurant Pages Craig came to visit, but
they just rehashed the same old conversations they've had in the.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Pow that you're working too.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Much in the future.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Do not have no time for May?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
And how about this Craig. While she's working, why don't
you work some more? Yeah, Bill Georche, I got.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
News for you, right. I wonder if he was like that.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
But if he was like that, do you think she
would stay with him if he was what if he
was more like, Oh, go do your thing and I'm
going to concentrate on my.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Short and grab him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
But regardless, you instead of worrying about how much she's working,
why don't you work on yourself and your business. You
got all the time in the world, start another business.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
What are your thoughts about him moving on so quickly
after the breakup and being so heartbroken?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh, I don't think it was that quick.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
You don't think so mattered? A few months and he's.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I just feel like it wasn't like a week, No,
couple months.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No, No, I.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Think there's no better way than to get over somebody
than to get under somebody else.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
I never head that. Do you think that's what it is?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I think that the right person came along in batter Lashes,
the cleanup woman and.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
The clean up Woman. Now I've never heard that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's a song. I think Aretha Franklin.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh my god, I mean, I hope it's not just
a rebound. But whatever whatever makes him happy. I am
I'm not so sure about rebounds. I don't totally believe
in rebounds, especially when the girl looks like the way
she does. I mean, I know, but I feel when
a guy's heart is so broken and you can tell
he was crying on social media, that takes like major pain.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Was he crying over the breakup or was he crying
over what he was hearing or what was going on
with her?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I don't know. Don't try to soften the blow. It
was all about breaking up, and he was crying. It
was ego, So.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You're crying for her. You guys were breaking up for
six months. You died a million deaths on this show, right.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I saw you break up five hundred thousand times over
the same thing, the same conversation.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
What do you think you didn't see it coming?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
It wasn't no shocker, or I shouldn't have been What
do you think he's thinking watching the shows now.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Like, oh my god, this girl did not like me.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Like the shark necklace, You should.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Have just gave her a shark necklace. You should have
gave her.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
A shark necklace.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
It would have your expensive outfits.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Oh could you imagine giving little miss as I.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Know, well, you know who ripped somebody's ass. That's Sierra.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Interconfessional, she says, this mfor has some nerve to tell
me not to touch him. You've been all up in
my ship all summer. But okay, I see you.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh, I just love her.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
She got him back. She got him back. The confessional
always is able to do it. She was embarrassed and
she was her and she was embarrassed and yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It was.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
It was a good episode.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It was so good.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, because I'm into it now and I and I
and I get it now and I'm like, so, yes,
you know I'm invested.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, I'm in basted.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I could talk about it in gossip with you.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah, Kyle, where is my lover boy stuff?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I need?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I need the drinks.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Didn't. I didn't wear this to throw it in Tamera's face.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I just wore to throw it in Tamra's face a
little bit because they didn't have but no camera.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I asked for it.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Okay, I asked for this. It's really cute.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yours cheers cheers with life boy tea.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Here's my teas.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
But thanks guys for tuning into another episode of two
Teas in a Pod and we will see you next week.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
See you next week,
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