July 30, 2025 • 32 mins
Teddi and Tamra are back together and they’re addressing health updates and friendship concerns.
And, Scheana’s tell-all is giving Teddi deja vu… She tells us the guys that she *recognizes* on Scheana’s list.
Plus, we have some serious concerns over Jax’s “flex” on Brittany and where his priorities stand.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Damn Rid Judge. Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Tammy sue, I'm so happy to be back with you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I know me too. I love that every time that
I'm not here, they're like you and Tamra fighting.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh my god, I get those too. It is crazy.
People are like, do I sense tension between you and Teddy?
And I'll be like why.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm like, this is what you call being a good friend.
She has my back on the days that I don't
feel well, right.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
They take care of our job. People are insane.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
They always want to look for the negative and everything
because we're not potting together. It's because we're fighting.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's we're definitely fighting. It's not because I have cancer.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Because you're fighting for your life.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm only concerned about some passive aggressive thing either me
or tamor said to one another, which happens hasn't happened
at all. Tamar has been a very good friend to me,
and the fact that she can fill in and do
this and then I can come back in. But I mean,
what a difference a week makes.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I know, I'm so happy when you feel bad, I
get sad. Then you're happy. I'm happy. When you're laughing,
I'm like, oh yeah, she's laughing. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well I have a funny story to tell you. You know how,
Like I still can't write my texts very well. So
you know, for the last probably five months, I'm like,
I can't see my texts. I can't even see them.
So all of a sudden, yesterday I dropped my phone
by accident and something popped off the front of it,
and I'm like, what the hell is this thing? And
(01:50):
I pull it off and it's my privacy screen, which
makes your phone like ten times darker than it naturally.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Stop it. Okay, so now you have no excuse for
not to get texting back.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You know. No, I still can't text. I just can't.
Now I can see your text I can.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
See him better, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But I was like I can't with it myself, like, oh,
don't want it. Don't want dove to look over and
see what I wrote. I mean, what why I don't know?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
What do you what are you? What are you texting?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Are you texting you. No, I'm texting no one.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Actually nobody. So you've been feeling a little shitty lately.
You've nounced that you're going to pull back on the immunotherapy.
What are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Are you? At first? I was a little concerned, but
I didn't realize how long immune therapy lives in your system. Hello,
just a long time. Like He's like, oh my gosh,
it's still in there. I'm like, but what do you
mean It's been a week, or it's been two weeks,
or you.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Think like you take it and then after the initial
week you feel like, shit, it should be out of
your system.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's what I thought, Right, That's not the case. It's
in your system for months and months and months. So
we're just peeling back a little bit. I'll still go
in and get another scan next week, but next week
I was supposed to also get immune therapy, which I'm
not going to get.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So the normal procedure is once a month, you get
a scan, then you do immune therapy, and then you
wait another month and you do it again.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Right, yes, and this month we're just going to do
the scan and if everything looks the way it looked
at the last scan. Then we're going to hold off
a month on doing immune therapy, which you know people
will say, does this mean you're giving up or does
it No, I'm listening to what doctors are telling you and.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What I've read. It's not in common.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's yeah, apparently it's not uncommon. I just they said,
you fool this at the beginning, Teddy, because you felt
so good and you were like, go into horse shows,
doing a million things. He's like, but then that's what happens.
Immuna therapy wears you down. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I've read that the more you do, the harder each
one is.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
True, Okay, that's what I read. You never know what
you read it's true or not. But I'm always reading,
you know, is why why is she stopping?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I always want to know what ian I know, we
ask you those questions because you're already in it. You're
in the thick of it. The last thing you want
to do is get text messages from your friends like, so,
why are you quitting immuno therapy? What what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah? And it's like, I'm not quitting. I'm listening to
what the doctor said, and that's why one of the
he said, that's one of the reasons we chose immunotherapy
for you, because we want to be able to not
it's not just like that given thing that you just
have to take it, take it, take it, no matter
how sick you're gonna. Feels like, we are going to
make sure that this is the right thing for you
continuously and when it's time, when your body's ready. Like so,
(04:39):
they put me on steroids and did all that, and
you know, so I feel good.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
How do you look so much better?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I mean a spray tan helps a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
A little bleach job, A little bleach job and a
spray tan.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I wonder if this how long until I have like
the Drew Barrymore pixie cut.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's grown a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I mean it's you hesitated, No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It has grown a lot like it wasn't. I feel
like it wasn't that long ago that you were showing
like you could actually see the scar on the back
of your head.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I know so much. I mean, here's the thing. I'm
having a good week. I'm happy about it. I wish
I could read because we have something to talk about.
And her book. I wish we would have read Sheena's
book because you wish.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You could read long, Well, you didn't. Probably get the audio. Okay,
send me the audio book. She writes a kind of
a tell all book. From what I'm hearing, I'm seeing
her do a book tour right now on social media,
and she is named some of the guys she has
slept with in the book. What are your thoughts about that?
You know what? Go for it?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Go for it because I would assume, looking at this list,
a lot of people have slept with these people.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Are you saying you might have slept with one or
two of them?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, let's go through the list. Can you tell me
who you think? Okay, and I'm not gonna say slept,
but I will say hooked up.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's a difference, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know what's the difference. It sounds better, okay,
hooked up, hooked up?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay, let's go to a question. Why is it called
sleeping because there's no sleeping involved?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well, maybe if you really like each other you sleep
over after Oh okay, I don't. I don't know. I
don't know, tam because who All right, let's get you
go through the list, and then well, why say overlooking
you what if you made out with one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
My days were not in La sleeping with stars. Trust me.
The only one that ever hit on me was Gary
Busey and George Lopez. So it with a slim pickens. Okay,
yeah at the club tattoo?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Would you write a book about that? No, so I
can have a little thing like this.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I think I was like twenty two years old. Well
that remember the club tattoo? Probably not your time first? Yeah? Yeah,
so do you get it?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Tam?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It was after he like had his head injuries. Can
we talk about your tagline really quick?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Why? Since we're talking about Tam being a hottie?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It was my least. It was the one that I
actually didn't want.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Can you say it to me real quick?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I don't remember it. Oh, I'm taking a long look
at myself in the mirror, and I'm looking at taking
a hard a hard look in the mirror, and my
reflection is still hot. I tim, I can't.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I couldn't even wait to talk about this behind you.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I voted that the best one. I'll tell you that
over It's been voted like the number one. You know, guys,
I we get these lines fed to us. We have
a choice if we don't want to read it or not.
But I'm like a team player. You want me to
read it, I'm going to read it, right. So I
read them all and there would have some ones that
I liked better. I like better, but this is this
(07:58):
is the one they chose.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So well, whatever, We're not going to go through everybody's
because I don't have them in front of me right now.
I don't want to MutS over those. But let's talk
about these dudes.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Jesse Metcalf, did you hook up with them? I haven't
hooked up with one of these, Okay, Okay. The closest
I've ever gotten to any of them is John Mayer,
and that was with you at Andy's baby shower.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And he's not even the one I made out with.
Oh you made up Eddie Cibrian, Eddie Judge, Yes, Eddie Cibrian.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, John Mayer, No, no Shamar no Shane West. I
don't even know who Shane West is? Can you tell
me who Shane West is?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
He was in a Walk to Remember with Mandy Moore,
but back in the early nineties or late nineties he
was all the rage.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh really is he still? Is he still acting?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I don't know. We don't catch up. We don't have
each other's phone. Now, maybe I should update him to
my post tumor phone so he could check in on me.
I mean, I think we made out and like, but
the fact that I've crossed over with Sheena, I'm like,
I guess it's not that hard to do.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But like, these are a lot. She named a lot,
and she named j C. He's what was he on
Backstreet with? He a Backstreet boy?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Or he's an inn sync in sync?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Adrian Adrian Granier, who she said I think was the worst. Oh,
who wants to be the worst of this list?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I feel like I know a lot of people that
have made out with Shamar Moore too. He's got a
lot of makeouts. So does Shane by the way.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, I mean, I mean all these guys are good looking.
I'm sure John Mayer is just not thrilled about this.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And I heard it was actually a threesome. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, she said there was people in the room. She
just said that on social media. I'm like, oh, she
has stopped.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
She can't stop, she can't stop.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
How would you like to be named in a hookup list?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
In a book. Well, I wasn't thrilled to even have
name that I knew on this hookup list that I
had hooked up with, because I was like, oh my gosh,
now we have crossover that is a little bit sloppy.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You're like Sharon DNA.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Now, oh my gosh, me Sheena and Shane have a
child together. Oh God, I wonder who hooked up with
him first? Sheena? I hooked up with them back, I
think in nineteen ninety nine. When did you hook up
with them?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
How old is Sheena?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
She younger than you, No, but she's from here, so
she's like been going around this town for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Now nineteen Now you are partying like it's nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Nine, partying like it was nineteen ninety nine with Shane West.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Where were you? I want details? Where did you meet him?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I met him at Joseph's.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
We hung out a couple times at a restaurant or No,
it was a club, Bob jose Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Like a Brett Bold house club. It was raging on
Monday nights. Okay, but you guys wanna have a little tidbit.
The reason why Shane and I stopped making out as
we had gone to a Halloween party together a couple
of weeks later, and he ditched me for Jenna Dewan.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What if it was Sheena? He did? She?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh that it's just too good. Sorry Jenna Dewan.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
But I don't know who that is either.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Please. She was married to Channing Tatum. She's an actress.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I fairly know he.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I don't know anybody. Gosh, we'll know who. You do
know who it is, Jacks, because we got to talk
about some things. No, this isn't somebody she's made out with,
according to her book, But Jax terminates his partnership.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
With Studio City Bar. So not only do we not
have Jax on the show next year, so last week
he announced he's not coming back. It's interesting that we
see in that like the first couple of minutes of
the show, and we'll recap it in a minute, but
it's mentioned that he's worried that he's going to lose
his job.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, I know, any of you. Well, I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
To be honest, I'm sad too. I actually sent a
text to Alex Baskin and I said that why why
is this making me sad? Because I've ripped on tracks
before on this podcast a million times. But I feel like,
you know, losing the show, the bar, the bar situation
to meet, I feel like that was a wonderful that
really his book. I don't think. To me, I'm speculating
(12:22):
they used his space. There was people that were, you know,
funding it and all that stuff. And if he's not
on the show anymore, then whose name they're going to
put up? They're going to put up?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Mine's actually been put up right now.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Brittany's tudies up there next Tudies.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, all I know is his name is officially down. Yeah, yeah,
I mean his name is. There's no longer the sign up.
It's not Brits.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well what about the comment that he slept with the
entire staff or some of the staff.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I love that. We can't even help but exaggerate the
entire entire stuff with everybody in Los Angeles, California and
Sheena's list, Oh my god, yes, so.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Not looking good. It'll be interesting to see what they
do with that bar if they rename it, Are they
going to close it? How's it doing?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
No, it was a bar before it was Jackx's, so
I'm sure it'll just be that bar again.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
What was the bar's name before that?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
So Rocos was a bar that they have in West Hollywood.
They also have one in Studio City and then and
the side of Rocos was Jax's, So that's why we
always saw them sitting on the side area.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh gotcha, gotcha. But in a statement, he posted on
Instagram that I have made the decision to end my
partnership with Jackson's. He wrote, I like we talked about.
I don't know if that's exactly what happened, but there
is a sense that I feel sorry for him. I
feel like he is about to hit rock bottom and
it is that what it's going to take for him,
(13:52):
because the first part of the reunion did him no
justice whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I mean, I don't know justice is the right word
to say, but didn't do him any good.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Didn't do him any good.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Can we talk about another breakup that we heard? Yeah,
so Michelle and Aaron end their relationship after a year together.
They moved out all I mean, all of this discussion
and now I need to know why why.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I don't know. I was shocked at that one because
she made it really sound like, you know, they were
really in love and they moved in together, and he
was still great with the daughter, and.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
They were saying I love you. The daughter was saying
I love you.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I mean, it's just you never know, you never know.
Is it gonna I don't know who's gonna take it,
who's gonna date. You think they'll go back together. No,
I don't think they're gonna be if she moved out.
I don't think they're getting back together.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Know, you think that Jesse and her will get back together?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, I think I think he's still with that chick
from OC Chick, oh C chick. Who I Were they
implying that oc Chick paid his bills? Or was Michelle
saying she paid his bills?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I mean, I know they said Michelle. At the end,
Michelle said herself like that she had to pay rent
at both places, which I don't know is necessarily paying
Jesse's rent.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What does Jesse do for a living?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Again, he's a real estate agent, I think. But I
just may have made that up. But I think they
were partners, remember, huh. But I don't know, Jesse, if
you're listening to this, sorry, never texted back. He put
me on a group text with him and the girlfriend,
and it was supposed to be to do something I think,
but I was when I was really sick, so I
forgot text back and now it's like too much time
(15:47):
has passed, so I'm just going to do it publicly
here before I forget again.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I think you should just do a blanket statement because
there's a lot of people you don't text back.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Hi, it's teddy. I'm not going to call or text
you back, but.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Just change your voicemail I already have.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I'm not going to listen to this voicemail, so text
my assistant.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Why don't you do this? Why don't you put like
an automatic response to your text messages.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Because it only works the first time I tried it.
It does, really yes, so the first it'll work. So
if you texted me, it'll only send it to you
the first time. I know. I learned that in Celebrity
Big Brother The Things You Like, because when I was
leaving like and they had to and I had to
give my phone, I was like, well, I'm gonna put
an away message, but then people only got that away
(16:34):
message once. So if you send me a message and
then three weeks later send me another message, you're only
going to get the one from the first lot that
does work. Frustrating. All right, So let's talk about shows.
How'd you like Jasmine because I missed that pod. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She's great. Fell in love with her, She's cool, we chat,
we DM a little bit here and there. Really really
like her. Wish you would have heard more from her
part one of the reunion, but I felt like the
only people were heard from was Britney. Britney was on
fire with Jack. She's just got so much hate inside
towards him, and I felt like the first half of
the reunion was focused on them.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, the seating chart is on one side, it's Jack's, Jesse, Janet, Jason,
Jasmine and Zach. On the other side is Britney, Kristin, Luke, Nia,
Danny and Michelle. It starts off with Kristin apologizing to
Janet for saying she was going to knock her out,
calling her a horror in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Well, what would you do?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well? First off, Janet, now would have been a good
time for you to apologize for some of your things
that you did.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I know. Do you know what makes this reunion especially
interesting is it was filmed after only one episode had aired.
So only one episode, so you know, because of the pregnancies,
they had to do that. So the cast hadn't seen
the full like season played out on screen as far
as like how the fans reacted. So there was no.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Accountability our favorite word, because.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Your favorite word, no accountability, but also no playing for
the audience.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, they didn't know. They didn't know how bad they
were about to get it.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Jenna didn't win me over when she credits Adderall and
Pilates for her transformation. I love a girl. That's that's
brutally honest. She looked hot. Not the best way to
do it with Adderall, but it is with the plates.
But she was honest and I like that she.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I mean, we think she was honest. Who knows? It
could be there could be a dash of apick in there.
Who knows? Who knows? And I hate to speculate, Oh,
I know you do. I hate to speculate. But then
I also didn't really think Kristin's apology. I love you, Kristin,
but that didn't seem like the most sincere of apologies.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Was her apology, something about she was on hormones. I mean,
what was it?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
No, it's just a ton of it. She was like,
I just want to start out by apologizing, but like
it was very light, but it is what it is.
Kristin found out two weeks after the show wrapped that
she was pregnant. That's where she says that her hormones
or what oh, that's where she's get pregnant. Kristen says
she hasn't started planning the wedding. Nina talks about her pregnancy,
(19:12):
Danny jokes about getting a vasectomy, and Jack says he
will join Danny, and then Brittany jokes that Jack would
have twenty baby mamas if he doesn't get one.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Well, Brittany did not let up on Jack's once during
the renew and I felt like anything that she can
poke out, she did. I mean her response are like
they were locked and loaded, like she had them in
her head and she's like choo choo choo.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
No one else was in people's heads. Zach trying to
make scrow talks happen. I don't want to hear it again.
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't understand the point of Scrow talks at all.
Like balls are wrinkly and they're hairy. I mean, even
if you shave it.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Better not be Harry.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Well, I mean they are normally like so what are
they like smoothed eggs, like veiny eggs or something.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
They may lose a yeah, I just like to loosen
their balls.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I don't know, I'd like those Titans in there, Burtla.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But then Brittany and Jackson have come to an agreement
when he can see Cruise on Wednesdays and every other
weekend once they go through their divorce settlement, which at
this point it's been so long.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
But that's a very old schedule. That is a schedule
that they used to do, like when Ryan. When I
got divorced from Ryan's dad, it was very typical for
a woman to get the kids, the guys to get
the kids every other weekend and once during Monday.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Wonder.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah. Now it's like most judges will say fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
But during the after Show, which was filmed after the
re union, jack says he had agreed to hand over
his portion of their podcast feed worth five hundred thousand
if Brittany did not bring up the eighteen thousand dollars mortgage.
Brittany says Jacks is now using that feed to hang
over her head with cruise, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
So they're they're claiming they're making a million dollars in
their podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Maybe they are.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Have you ever listened to it?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Does it chart?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I don't know. All I know is that when I'm
not doing this podcast, I'm listening to crime Junkie.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So, I mean it's not like I'm on my spare
sadly on my spare time. I'm not like in the
mind of Jack's Taylor.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
No, no, no, who's doing this? Who's doing this for him?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't know. Do you think it's making millions? Like?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well, what outlet's like, Yes, that's a good idea. We're
gonna sign you. We are gonna sign you. Get why
Jack keeps saying things and doing things when he knows Brittany,
like lying blatantly, lying about things when Brittany's gonna call
him out.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But then Andy asked Jacks if if he uses birth
control of meaning condoms. Jack seemed like he was confused
with that even meant.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Shocker, but and he started to say he didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
He started to say he didn't, and then Brittany says
he is disgusting and wouldn't touch his dirty dick with
a ten foot pole with a ten foot pole, Brittany
says that isn't what Brittany said four months ago when
they were on a date at Hooters.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And Jackson was insinuating that they first of all why
they had Hooters, didn't is that like this is their places,
their place, that's where they met. I'm not sure we
have many Hooters in Orange County.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
But if you don't want to like rekindle your flame,
why are you at your original place where you found love?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Right talking about getting it on, sticking it.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
In, let's get it on. But seeing is that Jackson
could use a job right now. Maybe he should wear
new dirty dick hats because he can't wear his Jacks's.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Dirty dick hats. So he's openly admitting not to using protection,
and now he's shaming Brittany for using protection and sleeping
with porn stars.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And then she's like you too, Yeah, but also they
didn't was I don't think they've met porn stars. They've
met only fans, because then they switched it to only fans. Oh,
but I want to have you watched that new OnlyFans documentary. No,
there's one about the girl that had sex with like over,
I'm going to make up the numbers because I won't
remember it.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
It's like a thousand guys or something ridiculous in twelve hours,
like something crazy. I'm like, why why do you want
to be known for that? When you put that ship
out on the internet, it's there forever well money There
ain't enough money in the world.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Sorry, it depends what's your price?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Ouch. That's all I can say is ouch, no, thank you.
I wouldn't be looking at what kind of guys are
are doing this? Like oh, I'm yeah, let's pull a
train on luck for this, Like is that a train?
With's a train again?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I forgot a train? No you didn't. It was on
Real Housewives. I know.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
A train is.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
When you keep doing like everybody back to back.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh no, no, so she's I don't, She's just she's not.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
She's just doing I don't think they're all doing her
at once. A thousand people doing you know, at one
time might be a little tight. Not for Tam but
for most not for me.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's like the Grand beganions. Oh my gosh, what do
you think Jack's thinks? Like saying on National TV that
he does not use condoms? Is like he it's a
flex like, yeah, oh I want to get with him now,
I just want to touch his fresh skin.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah. Well, then Michelle and Jesse talk about their divorce.
They how they both weaponize their child. I don't think
Jesse did himself any favors in this discussion because what
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she ends up calling him out on isn't great.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Now, Michelle's like, I'm not weaponizing is I'm not weaponizing
our daughter?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And just how looking like Michelle, right when you said
you just said weaponizing a weapon icine? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
She just channeled through me. I guess the fact that
Jesse thinks that he can represent himself is hilarious to me.
It's like he said, I watched a three season of Suits,
which I've never seen, so I'm assuming it's some kind
of it's a it's a lawyer show, Like obviously I
got this.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I talked to my representative. Aren't you your representative?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I know that's so funny, aren't you the attorney?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Danny finally convinced Na to move to Santa Clarita. I
feel like they had to ask production first, like if
we moved to Santa Clarita, are you still going to
film us and they're like.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Where can you? He says it's eighteen minutes away from
the valery. Is that true?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, it's not that far.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Oh so what is Santa Clarita next to.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Valencia?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So I thought it was like out there by like
montas Magic.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
No, it's out there by matt not Montecito, Magic Mountain.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I thought it was like in Santa Barbara or something.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, it's by Magic Mountain.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh my god, I just heard Magic Mountain is closing?
What twenty seven?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Well, that's a lot of time away. I think, why
are they making plans in advance?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't know. Maybe it was a lie I read
on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh my gosh. Then Andy asked Jack to describe the
boy's chat. Brittany says it's just them continuously degrading women
and sending pictures of vaginas. And then Andy brings up
that Michelle claimed Jesse was broke. Jesse says he's living
just find So Michelle ask him who is paying him
money to pay his rent?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And you think maybe it could be the girlfriend that's
helping him out? Is he not working? Does he not
get paid for the show?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Well, this is well, I think it was the house
they lived in together. I'm assuming they paid half and half,
and then when she moved out, she had to He
said she had to keep paying, is what she implied.
I don't know if that's the case. I don't know
if that's the truth. And then now that she's not there,
how is he affording that same place on you know,
similar salary, is what I'm guessing. But I truly have
(27:23):
no idea, nor do I really care.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Right, was Danny trying to be an actor before?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Danny is an actor?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Danny's an actor?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yes? Where have you been? Danny is an actor. Andy's
like a big voiceover actor.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I could see him being a voiceover actor.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I mean, but did he like, yes, you see his face? Yes.
I randomly was watching a movie with the kids recently
and he was on it. Really he was a bad guy.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Really, Yes, are you shitting me?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No? I'm not shitting you.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
So wow, Because when Janni, as we all know, the
MIC's work, he's an actor. When Danny was asked to
you know, he's talking about the boys chat and he said,
I forgot the mic was on. The cameras weren't on me,
So I forgot the mic was on she's like, well,
you know, hello, actor, and I'm like, he's an actor.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
But also, mikes aren't always on when you're an actor.
I don't know when you're a well, I'm sorry, I've
been in a movie.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Oh well I was on Royal Pains, but they turned
the mics off.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
That's why Denise and whatnot would always be like testing, test,
you know, or like she'd say whatever she'd say because
she was used to acting, not being on a reality
show where the cameras are just filming, which is what
he could have had chat is Yeah, I think that's
why she was saying, like listen actor, like the cameras
are always on. Yeah, but he did seem like he
(28:55):
was whispering.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
He like he was like, oh he was. He was
whispering for sure.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
And then the final thing that they talk about is
Andy brings up the fight that led to Jack's checking
himself into a mental treatment facility. Do you think the
chat Jacks Jack was given an ultimatum for the show,
an ultimatum like go get go to rehab.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's happened before, go to rehab, or you have to
get off the show. Your liability.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I think once Britney said it was cocaine. Yeah, there
was no choice regarding.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
And I'm sure that's not the first time they've heard
it was cocaine. I'm sure Britney's had conversations with production
off camera and.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
He said it at the top of the reunion. I
think that that was why he said he had to
go to save his job.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh okay, I wasn't sure what he meant, Like, didn't
Andy ask him, do you mean like this job I mean?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Or Jax's I mean? But I love that that went
above cruise.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Oh, it's not reasoning for you to stop for your
marriage or your son. It's more important for you to
say your job on the valve or have I all
of the above, like your health, your kids, like you know,
he's always so red and when the reviewer sanity, Yeah,
and exactly, he's always like Brittany accusing him of doing steroids. Now,
(30:21):
I'm because I owned a gem and I can always
tell who's on steroids. And I know how you can tell.
You can tell by looking at somebody and being red
like that. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Well he also kind of tried to pretend that he
was calm the whole time, but meanwhile his veins were
popping out of his head. Yeah. But then Brittany says
Julian made her feel beautiful again after Jacks degraded her
and she lost her sparkle. Jack's apparently sparkle is a
trigger word for Jacks.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Don't say sparkle again. I'm sick of hearing sparkle.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Well, I kind of find that to be a weird word.
Like I lost my spark I lost my I don't
know what sparkle when it came to.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Me, Yeah, I would, I wouldn't would.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
What would you say about like I asked her, like
sparkles a little.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Like to do. We're not Sparkle girls, like I don't
think Sparkle were. We were homeless right now as we're
doing the podcast, right, we're not the Sparkle girls.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
And they're not toothless either.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
We're not toothless.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
We're not we got fake ones. We got bake ones,
we got fake ones.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Well, the Texas is waiting for you.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I know. I can't wait till I can travel to
Texas and get my Chompers redone because mine are over
ten years old. Yeah, it's kind of like, well, thanks
guys for tuning in to another episode. Is there anything
else we want to discuss before we go.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Tam Well, I do want to add that Jackson said
he has been sober for one hundred and fifty six days,
and that was a long time ago. That was a
long time ago, so I'm wondering if today he would
be sober two hundred and forty three days. Look at
you with them, I know, to me, Jack's did not
come off as apologetic or sincere. I feel like there's
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something way deeper the way that he tries to explain
why he drinks and does cocaine, Like he doesn't admit
that it's an actual problem. His problem in his mind
is that is angry. Yeah, well, steroids will make it angry.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
But we have a lot more to get through. So
make sure you guys keep tuning in to to Cheese
and a Pod with Myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
Love you guys,
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Damn Rid Judge. Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Tammy sue, I'm so happy to be back with you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I know me too. I love that every time that
I'm not here, they're like you and Tamra fighting.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh my god, I get those too. It is crazy.
People are like, do I sense tension between you and Teddy?
And I'll be like why.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm like, this is what you call being a good friend.
She has my back on the days that I don't
feel well, right.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
They take care of our job. People are insane.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
They always want to look for the negative and everything
because we're not potting together. It's because we're fighting.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's we're definitely fighting. It's not because I have cancer.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Because you're fighting for your life.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm only concerned about some passive aggressive thing either me
or tamor said to one another, which happens hasn't happened
at all. Tamar has been a very good friend to me,
and the fact that she can fill in and do
this and then I can come back in. But I mean,
what a difference a week makes.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I know, I'm so happy when you feel bad, I
get sad. Then you're happy. I'm happy. When you're laughing,
I'm like, oh yeah, she's laughing. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well I have a funny story to tell you. You know how,
Like I still can't write my texts very well. So
you know, for the last probably five months, I'm like,
I can't see my texts. I can't even see them.
So all of a sudden, yesterday I dropped my phone
by accident and something popped off the front of it,
and I'm like, what the hell is this thing? And
(01:50):
I pull it off and it's my privacy screen, which
makes your phone like ten times darker than it naturally.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Stop it. Okay, so now you have no excuse for
not to get texting back.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You know. No, I still can't text. I just can't.
Now I can see your text I can.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
See him better, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But I was like I can't with it myself, like, oh,
don't want it. Don't want dove to look over and
see what I wrote. I mean, what why I don't know?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
What do you what are you? What are you texting?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Are you texting you. No, I'm texting no one.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Actually nobody. So you've been feeling a little shitty lately.
You've nounced that you're going to pull back on the immunotherapy.
What are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Are you? At first? I was a little concerned, but
I didn't realize how long immune therapy lives in your system. Hello,
just a long time. Like He's like, oh my gosh,
it's still in there. I'm like, but what do you
mean It's been a week, or it's been two weeks,
or you.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Think like you take it and then after the initial
week you feel like, shit, it should be out of
your system.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's what I thought, Right, That's not the case. It's
in your system for months and months and months. So
we're just peeling back a little bit. I'll still go
in and get another scan next week, but next week
I was supposed to also get immune therapy, which I'm
not going to get.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So the normal procedure is once a month, you get
a scan, then you do immune therapy, and then you
wait another month and you do it again.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Right, yes, and this month we're just going to do
the scan and if everything looks the way it looked
at the last scan. Then we're going to hold off
a month on doing immune therapy, which you know people
will say, does this mean you're giving up or does
it No, I'm listening to what doctors are telling you and.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What I've read. It's not in common.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's yeah, apparently it's not uncommon. I just they said,
you fool this at the beginning, Teddy, because you felt
so good and you were like, go into horse shows,
doing a million things. He's like, but then that's what happens.
Immuna therapy wears you down. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I've read that the more you do, the harder each
one is.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
True, Okay, that's what I read. You never know what
you read it's true or not. But I'm always reading,
you know, is why why is she stopping?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I always want to know what ian I know, we
ask you those questions because you're already in it. You're
in the thick of it. The last thing you want
to do is get text messages from your friends like, so,
why are you quitting immuno therapy? What what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah? And it's like, I'm not quitting. I'm listening to
what the doctor said, and that's why one of the
he said, that's one of the reasons we chose immunotherapy
for you, because we want to be able to not
it's not just like that given thing that you just
have to take it, take it, take it, no matter
how sick you're gonna. Feels like, we are going to
make sure that this is the right thing for you
continuously and when it's time, when your body's ready. Like so,
(04:39):
they put me on steroids and did all that, and
you know, so I feel good.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
How do you look so much better?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I mean a spray tan helps a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
A little bleach job, A little bleach job and a
spray tan.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I wonder if this how long until I have like
the Drew Barrymore pixie cut.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's grown a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I mean it's you hesitated, No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It has grown a lot like it wasn't. I feel
like it wasn't that long ago that you were showing
like you could actually see the scar on the back
of your head.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I know so much. I mean, here's the thing. I'm
having a good week. I'm happy about it. I wish
I could read because we have something to talk about.
And her book. I wish we would have read Sheena's
book because you wish.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You could read long, Well, you didn't. Probably get the audio. Okay,
send me the audio book. She writes a kind of
a tell all book. From what I'm hearing, I'm seeing
her do a book tour right now on social media,
and she is named some of the guys she has
slept with in the book. What are your thoughts about that?
You know what? Go for it?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Go for it because I would assume, looking at this list,
a lot of people have slept with these people.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Are you saying you might have slept with one or
two of them?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, let's go through the list. Can you tell me
who you think? Okay, and I'm not gonna say slept,
but I will say hooked up.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's a difference, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know what's the difference. It sounds better, okay,
hooked up, hooked up?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay, let's go to a question. Why is it called
sleeping because there's no sleeping involved?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well, maybe if you really like each other you sleep
over after Oh okay, I don't. I don't know. I
don't know, tam because who All right, let's get you
go through the list, and then well, why say overlooking
you what if you made out with one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
My days were not in La sleeping with stars. Trust me.
The only one that ever hit on me was Gary
Busey and George Lopez. So it with a slim pickens. Okay,
yeah at the club tattoo?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Would you write a book about that? No, so I
can have a little thing like this.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I think I was like twenty two years old. Well
that remember the club tattoo? Probably not your time first? Yeah? Yeah,
so do you get it?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Tam?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It was after he like had his head injuries. Can
we talk about your tagline really quick?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Why? Since we're talking about Tam being a hottie?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It was my least. It was the one that I
actually didn't want.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Can you say it to me real quick?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I don't remember it. Oh, I'm taking a long look
at myself in the mirror, and I'm looking at taking
a hard a hard look in the mirror, and my
reflection is still hot. I tim, I can't.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I couldn't even wait to talk about this behind you.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I voted that the best one. I'll tell you that
over It's been voted like the number one. You know, guys,
I we get these lines fed to us. We have
a choice if we don't want to read it or not.
But I'm like a team player. You want me to
read it, I'm going to read it, right. So I
read them all and there would have some ones that
I liked better. I like better, but this is this
(07:58):
is the one they chose.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So well, whatever, We're not going to go through everybody's
because I don't have them in front of me right now.
I don't want to MutS over those. But let's talk
about these dudes.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Jesse Metcalf, did you hook up with them? I haven't
hooked up with one of these, Okay, Okay. The closest
I've ever gotten to any of them is John Mayer,
and that was with you at Andy's baby shower.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And he's not even the one I made out with.
Oh you made up Eddie Cibrian, Eddie Judge, Yes, Eddie Cibrian.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, John Mayer, No, no Shamar no Shane West. I
don't even know who Shane West is? Can you tell
me who Shane West is?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
He was in a Walk to Remember with Mandy Moore,
but back in the early nineties or late nineties he
was all the rage.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh really is he still? Is he still acting?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I don't know. We don't catch up. We don't have
each other's phone. Now, maybe I should update him to
my post tumor phone so he could check in on me.
I mean, I think we made out and like, but
the fact that I've crossed over with Sheena, I'm like,
I guess it's not that hard to do.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But like, these are a lot. She named a lot,
and she named j C. He's what was he on
Backstreet with? He a Backstreet boy?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Or he's an inn sync in sync?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Adrian Adrian Granier, who she said I think was the worst. Oh,
who wants to be the worst of this list?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I feel like I know a lot of people that
have made out with Shamar Moore too. He's got a
lot of makeouts. So does Shane by the way.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, I mean, I mean all these guys are good looking.
I'm sure John Mayer is just not thrilled about this.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And I heard it was actually a threesome. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, she said there was people in the room. She
just said that on social media. I'm like, oh, she
has stopped.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
She can't stop, she can't stop.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
How would you like to be named in a hookup list?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
In a book. Well, I wasn't thrilled to even have
name that I knew on this hookup list that I
had hooked up with, because I was like, oh my gosh,
now we have crossover that is a little bit sloppy.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You're like Sharon DNA.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Now, oh my gosh, me Sheena and Shane have a
child together. Oh God, I wonder who hooked up with
him first? Sheena? I hooked up with them back, I
think in nineteen ninety nine. When did you hook up
with them?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
How old is Sheena?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
She younger than you, No, but she's from here, so
she's like been going around this town for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Now nineteen Now you are partying like it's nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Nine, partying like it was nineteen ninety nine with Shane West.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Where were you? I want details? Where did you meet him?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I met him at Joseph's.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
We hung out a couple times at a restaurant or No,
it was a club, Bob jose Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Like a Brett Bold house club. It was raging on
Monday nights. Okay, but you guys wanna have a little tidbit.
The reason why Shane and I stopped making out as
we had gone to a Halloween party together a couple
of weeks later, and he ditched me for Jenna Dewan.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What if it was Sheena? He did? She?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh that it's just too good. Sorry Jenna Dewan.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
But I don't know who that is either.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Please. She was married to Channing Tatum. She's an actress.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I fairly know he.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I don't know anybody. Gosh, we'll know who. You do
know who it is, Jacks, because we got to talk
about some things. No, this isn't somebody she's made out with,
according to her book, But Jax terminates his partnership.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
With Studio City Bar. So not only do we not
have Jax on the show next year, so last week
he announced he's not coming back. It's interesting that we
see in that like the first couple of minutes of
the show, and we'll recap it in a minute, but
it's mentioned that he's worried that he's going to lose
his job.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, I know, any of you. Well, I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
To be honest, I'm sad too. I actually sent a
text to Alex Baskin and I said that why why
is this making me sad? Because I've ripped on tracks
before on this podcast a million times. But I feel like,
you know, losing the show, the bar, the bar situation
to meet, I feel like that was a wonderful that
really his book. I don't think. To me, I'm speculating
(12:22):
they used his space. There was people that were, you know,
funding it and all that stuff. And if he's not
on the show anymore, then whose name they're going to
put up? They're going to put up?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Mine's actually been put up right now.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Brittany's tudies up there next Tudies.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, all I know is his name is officially down. Yeah, yeah,
I mean his name is. There's no longer the sign up.
It's not Brits.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well what about the comment that he slept with the
entire staff or some of the staff.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I love that. We can't even help but exaggerate the
entire entire stuff with everybody in Los Angeles, California and
Sheena's list, Oh my god, yes, so.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Not looking good. It'll be interesting to see what they
do with that bar if they rename it, Are they
going to close it? How's it doing?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
No, it was a bar before it was Jackx's, so
I'm sure it'll just be that bar again.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
What was the bar's name before that?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
So Rocos was a bar that they have in West Hollywood.
They also have one in Studio City and then and
the side of Rocos was Jax's, So that's why we
always saw them sitting on the side area.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh gotcha, gotcha. But in a statement, he posted on
Instagram that I have made the decision to end my
partnership with Jackson's. He wrote, I like we talked about.
I don't know if that's exactly what happened, but there
is a sense that I feel sorry for him. I
feel like he is about to hit rock bottom and
it is that what it's going to take for him,
(13:52):
because the first part of the reunion did him no
justice whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I mean, I don't know justice is the right word
to say, but didn't do him any good.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Didn't do him any good.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Can we talk about another breakup that we heard? Yeah,
so Michelle and Aaron end their relationship after a year together.
They moved out all I mean, all of this discussion
and now I need to know why why.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I don't know. I was shocked at that one because
she made it really sound like, you know, they were
really in love and they moved in together, and he
was still great with the daughter, and.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
They were saying I love you. The daughter was saying
I love you.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I mean, it's just you never know, you never know.
Is it gonna I don't know who's gonna take it,
who's gonna date. You think they'll go back together. No,
I don't think they're gonna be if she moved out.
I don't think they're getting back together.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Know, you think that Jesse and her will get back together?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, I think I think he's still with that chick
from OC Chick, oh C chick. Who I Were they
implying that oc Chick paid his bills? Or was Michelle
saying she paid his bills?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I mean, I know they said Michelle. At the end,
Michelle said herself like that she had to pay rent
at both places, which I don't know is necessarily paying
Jesse's rent.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What does Jesse do for a living?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Again, he's a real estate agent, I think. But I
just may have made that up. But I think they
were partners, remember, huh. But I don't know, Jesse, if
you're listening to this, sorry, never texted back. He put
me on a group text with him and the girlfriend,
and it was supposed to be to do something I think,
but I was when I was really sick, so I
forgot text back and now it's like too much time
(15:47):
has passed, so I'm just going to do it publicly
here before I forget again.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I think you should just do a blanket statement because
there's a lot of people you don't text back.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Hi, it's teddy. I'm not going to call or text
you back, but.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Just change your voicemail I already have.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I'm not going to listen to this voicemail, so text
my assistant.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Why don't you do this? Why don't you put like
an automatic response to your text messages.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Because it only works the first time I tried it.
It does, really yes, so the first it'll work. So
if you texted me, it'll only send it to you
the first time. I know. I learned that in Celebrity
Big Brother The Things You Like, because when I was
leaving like and they had to and I had to
give my phone, I was like, well, I'm gonna put
an away message, but then people only got that away
(16:34):
message once. So if you send me a message and
then three weeks later send me another message, you're only
going to get the one from the first lot that
does work. Frustrating. All right, So let's talk about shows.
How'd you like Jasmine because I missed that pod. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She's great. Fell in love with her, She's cool, we chat,
we DM a little bit here and there. Really really
like her. Wish you would have heard more from her
part one of the reunion, but I felt like the
only people were heard from was Britney. Britney was on
fire with Jack. She's just got so much hate inside
towards him, and I felt like the first half of
the reunion was focused on them.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, the seating chart is on one side, it's Jack's, Jesse, Janet, Jason,
Jasmine and Zach. On the other side is Britney, Kristin, Luke, Nia,
Danny and Michelle. It starts off with Kristin apologizing to
Janet for saying she was going to knock her out,
calling her a horror in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Well, what would you do?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well? First off, Janet, now would have been a good
time for you to apologize for some of your things
that you did.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I know. Do you know what makes this reunion especially
interesting is it was filmed after only one episode had aired.
So only one episode, so you know, because of the pregnancies,
they had to do that. So the cast hadn't seen
the full like season played out on screen as far
as like how the fans reacted. So there was no.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Accountability our favorite word, because.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Your favorite word, no accountability, but also no playing for
the audience.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, they didn't know. They didn't know how bad they
were about to get it.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Jenna didn't win me over when she credits Adderall and
Pilates for her transformation. I love a girl. That's that's
brutally honest. She looked hot. Not the best way to
do it with Adderall, but it is with the plates.
But she was honest and I like that she.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I mean, we think she was honest. Who knows? It
could be there could be a dash of apick in there.
Who knows? Who knows? And I hate to speculate, Oh,
I know you do. I hate to speculate. But then
I also didn't really think Kristin's apology. I love you, Kristin,
but that didn't seem like the most sincere of apologies.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Was her apology, something about she was on hormones. I mean,
what was it?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
No, it's just a ton of it. She was like,
I just want to start out by apologizing, but like
it was very light, but it is what it is.
Kristin found out two weeks after the show wrapped that
she was pregnant. That's where she says that her hormones
or what oh, that's where she's get pregnant. Kristen says
she hasn't started planning the wedding. Nina talks about her pregnancy,
(19:12):
Danny jokes about getting a vasectomy, and Jack says he
will join Danny, and then Brittany jokes that Jack would
have twenty baby mamas if he doesn't get one.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Well, Brittany did not let up on Jack's once during
the renew and I felt like anything that she can
poke out, she did. I mean her response are like
they were locked and loaded, like she had them in
her head and she's like choo choo choo.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
No one else was in people's heads. Zach trying to
make scrow talks happen. I don't want to hear it again.
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't understand the point of Scrow talks at all.
Like balls are wrinkly and they're hairy. I mean, even
if you shave it.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Better not be Harry.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Well, I mean they are normally like so what are
they like smoothed eggs, like veiny eggs or something.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
They may lose a yeah, I just like to loosen
their balls.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I don't know, I'd like those Titans in there, Burtla.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But then Brittany and Jackson have come to an agreement
when he can see Cruise on Wednesdays and every other
weekend once they go through their divorce settlement, which at
this point it's been so long.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
But that's a very old schedule. That is a schedule
that they used to do, like when Ryan. When I
got divorced from Ryan's dad, it was very typical for
a woman to get the kids, the guys to get
the kids every other weekend and once during Monday.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Wonder.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah. Now it's like most judges will say fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
But during the after Show, which was filmed after the
re union, jack says he had agreed to hand over
his portion of their podcast feed worth five hundred thousand
if Brittany did not bring up the eighteen thousand dollars mortgage.
Brittany says Jacks is now using that feed to hang
over her head with cruise, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
So they're they're claiming they're making a million dollars in
their podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Maybe they are.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Have you ever listened to it?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Does it chart?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I don't know. All I know is that when I'm
not doing this podcast, I'm listening to crime Junkie.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So, I mean it's not like I'm on my spare
sadly on my spare time. I'm not like in the
mind of Jack's Taylor.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
No, no, no, who's doing this? Who's doing this for him?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't know. Do you think it's making millions? Like?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well, what outlet's like, Yes, that's a good idea. We're
gonna sign you. We are gonna sign you. Get why
Jack keeps saying things and doing things when he knows Brittany,
like lying blatantly, lying about things when Brittany's gonna call
him out.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But then Andy asked Jacks if if he uses birth
control of meaning condoms. Jack seemed like he was confused
with that even meant.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Shocker, but and he started to say he didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
He started to say he didn't, and then Brittany says
he is disgusting and wouldn't touch his dirty dick with
a ten foot pole with a ten foot pole, Brittany
says that isn't what Brittany said four months ago when
they were on a date at Hooters.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And Jackson was insinuating that they first of all why
they had Hooters, didn't is that like this is their places,
their place, that's where they met. I'm not sure we
have many Hooters in Orange County.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
But if you don't want to like rekindle your flame,
why are you at your original place where you found love?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Right talking about getting it on, sticking it.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
In, let's get it on. But seeing is that Jackson
could use a job right now. Maybe he should wear
new dirty dick hats because he can't wear his Jacks's.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Dirty dick hats. So he's openly admitting not to using protection,
and now he's shaming Brittany for using protection and sleeping
with porn stars.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And then she's like you too, Yeah, but also they
didn't was I don't think they've met porn stars. They've
met only fans, because then they switched it to only fans. Oh,
but I want to have you watched that new OnlyFans documentary. No,
there's one about the girl that had sex with like over,
I'm going to make up the numbers because I won't
remember it.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
It's like a thousand guys or something ridiculous in twelve hours,
like something crazy. I'm like, why why do you want
to be known for that? When you put that ship
out on the internet, it's there forever well money There
ain't enough money in the world.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Sorry, it depends what's your price?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Ouch. That's all I can say is ouch, no, thank you.
I wouldn't be looking at what kind of guys are
are doing this? Like oh, I'm yeah, let's pull a
train on luck for this, Like is that a train?
With's a train again?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I forgot a train? No you didn't. It was on
Real Housewives. I know.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
A train is.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
When you keep doing like everybody back to back.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh no, no, so she's I don't, She's just she's not.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
She's just doing I don't think they're all doing her
at once. A thousand people doing you know, at one
time might be a little tight. Not for Tam but
for most not for me.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's like the Grand beganions. Oh my gosh, what do
you think Jack's thinks? Like saying on National TV that
he does not use condoms? Is like he it's a
flex like, yeah, oh I want to get with him now,
I just want to touch his fresh skin.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah. Well, then Michelle and Jesse talk about their divorce.
They how they both weaponize their child. I don't think
Jesse did himself any favors in this discussion because what
(24:59):
she ends up calling him out on isn't great.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Now, Michelle's like, I'm not weaponizing is I'm not weaponizing
our daughter?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And just how looking like Michelle, right when you said
you just said weaponizing a weapon icine? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
She just channeled through me. I guess the fact that
Jesse thinks that he can represent himself is hilarious to me.
It's like he said, I watched a three season of Suits,
which I've never seen, so I'm assuming it's some kind
of it's a it's a lawyer show, Like obviously I
got this.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I talked to my representative. Aren't you your representative?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I know that's so funny, aren't you the attorney?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Danny finally convinced Na to move to Santa Clarita. I
feel like they had to ask production first, like if
we moved to Santa Clarita, are you still going to
film us and they're like.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Where can you? He says it's eighteen minutes away from
the valery. Is that true?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, it's not that far.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Oh so what is Santa Clarita next to.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Valencia?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So I thought it was like out there by like
montas Magic.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
No, it's out there by matt not Montecito, Magic Mountain.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I thought it was like in Santa Barbara or something.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, it's by Magic Mountain.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh my god, I just heard Magic Mountain is closing?
What twenty seven?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Well, that's a lot of time away. I think, why
are they making plans in advance?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't know. Maybe it was a lie I read
on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh my gosh. Then Andy asked Jack to describe the
boy's chat. Brittany says it's just them continuously degrading women
and sending pictures of vaginas. And then Andy brings up
that Michelle claimed Jesse was broke. Jesse says he's living
just find So Michelle ask him who is paying him
money to pay his rent?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And you think maybe it could be the girlfriend that's
helping him out? Is he not working? Does he not
get paid for the show?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Well, this is well, I think it was the house
they lived in together. I'm assuming they paid half and half,
and then when she moved out, she had to He
said she had to keep paying, is what she implied.
I don't know if that's the case. I don't know
if that's the truth. And then now that she's not there,
how is he affording that same place on you know,
similar salary, is what I'm guessing. But I truly have
(27:23):
no idea, nor do I really care.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Right, was Danny trying to be an actor before?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Danny is an actor?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Danny's an actor?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yes? Where have you been? Danny is an actor. Andy's
like a big voiceover actor.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I could see him being a voiceover actor.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I mean, but did he like, yes, you see his face? Yes.
I randomly was watching a movie with the kids recently
and he was on it. Really he was a bad guy.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Really, Yes, are you shitting me?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No? I'm not shitting you.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
So wow, Because when Janni, as we all know, the
MIC's work, he's an actor. When Danny was asked to
you know, he's talking about the boys chat and he said,
I forgot the mic was on. The cameras weren't on me,
So I forgot the mic was on she's like, well,
you know, hello, actor, and I'm like, he's an actor.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
But also, mikes aren't always on when you're an actor.
I don't know when you're a well, I'm sorry, I've
been in a movie.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Oh well I was on Royal Pains, but they turned
the mics off.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
That's why Denise and whatnot would always be like testing, test,
you know, or like she'd say whatever she'd say because
she was used to acting, not being on a reality
show where the cameras are just filming, which is what
he could have had chat is Yeah, I think that's
why she was saying, like listen actor, like the cameras
are always on. Yeah, but he did seem like he
(28:55):
was whispering.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
He like he was like, oh he was. He was
whispering for sure.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
And then the final thing that they talk about is
Andy brings up the fight that led to Jack's checking
himself into a mental treatment facility. Do you think the
chat Jacks Jack was given an ultimatum for the show,
an ultimatum like go get go to rehab.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's happened before, go to rehab, or you have to
get off the show. Your liability.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I think once Britney said it was cocaine. Yeah, there
was no choice regarding.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
And I'm sure that's not the first time they've heard
it was cocaine. I'm sure Britney's had conversations with production
off camera and.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
He said it at the top of the reunion. I
think that that was why he said he had to
go to save his job.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh okay, I wasn't sure what he meant, Like, didn't
Andy ask him, do you mean like this job I mean?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Or Jax's I mean? But I love that that went
above cruise.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Oh, it's not reasoning for you to stop for your
marriage or your son. It's more important for you to
say your job on the valve or have I all
of the above, like your health, your kids, like you know,
he's always so red and when the reviewer sanity, Yeah,
and exactly, he's always like Brittany accusing him of doing steroids. Now,
(30:21):
I'm because I owned a gem and I can always
tell who's on steroids. And I know how you can tell.
You can tell by looking at somebody and being red
like that. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Well he also kind of tried to pretend that he
was calm the whole time, but meanwhile his veins were
popping out of his head. Yeah. But then Brittany says
Julian made her feel beautiful again after Jacks degraded her
and she lost her sparkle. Jack's apparently sparkle is a
trigger word for Jacks.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Don't say sparkle again. I'm sick of hearing sparkle.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Well, I kind of find that to be a weird word.
Like I lost my spark I lost my I don't
know what sparkle when it came to.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Me, Yeah, I would, I wouldn't would.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
What would you say about like I asked her, like
sparkles a little.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Like to do. We're not Sparkle girls, like I don't
think Sparkle were. We were homeless right now as we're
doing the podcast, right, we're not the Sparkle girls.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
And they're not toothless either.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
We're not toothless.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
We're not we got fake ones. We got bake ones,
we got fake ones.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Well, the Texas is waiting for you.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I know. I can't wait till I can travel to
Texas and get my Chompers redone because mine are over
ten years old. Yeah, it's kind of like, well, thanks
guys for tuning in to another episode. Is there anything
else we want to discuss before we go.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Tam Well, I do want to add that Jackson said
he has been sober for one hundred and fifty six days,
and that was a long time ago. That was a
long time ago, so I'm wondering if today he would
be sober two hundred and forty three days. Look at
you with them, I know, to me, Jack's did not
come off as apologetic or sincere. I feel like there's
(32:06):
something way deeper the way that he tries to explain
why he drinks and does cocaine, Like he doesn't admit
that it's an actual problem. His problem in his mind
is that is angry. Yeah, well, steroids will make it angry.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
But we have a lot more to get through. So
make sure you guys keep tuning in to to Cheese
and a Pod with Myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
Love you guys,
Hosts And Creators
Teddi Mellencamp
Tamra Judge
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