June 4, 2025 • 37 mins
First of all, we know too much about these people’s sex lives!! But, Scheana’s hemorrhoids bring up an interesting conversation…
Brittany’s falling out with Zach was unexpected. Do we see a Brittany takedown in the future?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And Delores Catana. Oh sorry, Tamra Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, I'm glad that you said Delores, because you guys
recapped this last week, so I don't know your thoughts
on a couple things. So before we get started, can
we and can we discuss some of your Valley thoughts?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Where do you want to start?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Before we even want to know who's annoying me? Is
that what you want to know?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Why? I know who's I got a list I know
who's annoying me.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Probably be easier for me to say, do you want
to know who's not annoying me?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah? True, true, it's a shorter list. Well, my first
question is how do you feel.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
About La La and Sheena being on?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I was really I was actually really excited about that
because we always like to see some of the you know,
familiar faces the ogs, but we don't get to see
a lot of them. In fact, we'll get to it,
but in this episode, like I didn't even hear say that.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean maybe she just coughed.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Maybe, I mean she didn't. There was no talking. They're
very it's a very limited role, which I would have
to imagine is kind of difficult for them. It's like,
you know, you and I talked about it after getting
fired from a show or you're show canceling or whatever,
and then it's like, hey, can you come on to
do a cameo? You're all fuck all the way off,
(01:38):
No I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, but they said yes, that's the part that's strange,
and I mean, yes, La La gave it a good
go last week, and I just kind of fell flat,
I think, just because I don't think the rest of
the cast was interested and really giving it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Do you know what, I'd rather have Sena and Brock
and Laala her kids, whoever she's dating. I would like
them to be a big part of the show and
maybe just kind of get rid of some of the
ones that are on there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, well, well we'll talk about who we want to
boot as we continue on, but let's get into this episode.
But I first wanted your thoughts on that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But let me ask you one question. Do you think
that they brought them on? It's kind of like a
soft opening and then for next season they'll bring them
on full time. Because I talked to she know about it,
you know, like the difficulties of being on a show
for over a decade and then coming on and not
knowing where your real spot is, like you know, this
isn't your show like this is it's like feeling like
it's somebody else's show. And we talked about that, but
(02:40):
I said, you know what, being on TV, I have
a different perspective of it now, Being on TVs better
than not being on TV for other parts of your
businesses and being on the financials and financials and then
I think, like next season you'll be full time.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well I don't know about that because it's really hard
to tell with social media being so against both of
them joining. I'm not against it, I just am against
it the way that it is right now.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, it's enough we're not.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Getting to see We're just seeing them at parties or
at events.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, this we got a little bit of a bomb
with Shena because we got the opening is a party
at her house, so that was.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, we learned some steps up.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So Shena has the day after party after Britney's Shark party,
and apparently, I'm surprised they let them break the fourth
wall repeatedly. But apparently after cameras went down at the
Shark party, Zach said horrible things about Janet's friend Jared
pink Boots from last season.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm vaguely remembering who Jared is. But I struggle with Zach. Well.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I was struggling because until I started reading this rundown,
I thought that Zach had said terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Things about Janet's husband.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Jane's husband.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I didn't realize he said terrible things about.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Jared, not Jason, not Jason.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Get you, get you, I'm saying now I care even
less about this problem me too.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I just can I ask you a question from last
This is something that came up last week. Yes, is
a shark an animal?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
A shark, I think is okay, So it's not an amphibian.
A shark is.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
A mammal, Thank you, I said this. I said the
same thing, and Caden and Matt laughed at me and said,
a shark is an animal, You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, mammals are animals.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, good, say you just read that, okay? And I
told I told the producer, I go listen you asked
fifty percent of the people.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, I have a question for you. What's a frog
or a toad? What do you mean? What is it?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Like the way that sharks are mammals, sharks are mammals.
I like, do you think it's a reptile or do
you think that it's an amphibian? Since I don't know
what amphibian is, I'm going to go with a reptile.
It's whatever, like a lizard is or something, right.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think they're amphibians. Oh my god? And who like?
It came up because I said, why why is Brittany
having a shark party? And someone said a shark is
her favorite animal? And I'm like, a shark is an animal,
it's a mammal.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's both.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't have a pet shark. It's just not happening.
Oh who's that in the corner. Oh that's my pet shark.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Baby shark? Do to do?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now? That's going to be stuck in your head and
you're gonna hate me all day as you're listening to this.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Wellever.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't it's a mammal animal, A mammal, an ambiguous
or whatever. I feel like we're animals.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Did you just say ambiguous? It's not ambiguous. It's an amphibian.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Amphibian? What's ambiguous?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Name?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
What about this week?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
How Zach wants to try to school us on words?
What was the word he was all proud about?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Hyper bowl No, hyperbly h hyperbole? I don't know how
hyperbally I heart. Probably it's a figure of speech that
involves exaggeration or emphasis or effects. It's not meant to
be taken literally. So that's my entire life. I'm a
fie highberal. What is it? Oh my god, you're a
(06:51):
hy hperbole?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Hyper fact that.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Zach and then had to ask producers if he was
using it right made me like Zach for at least time.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I like Zach. I it's not that I don't like Zach.
I just don't. I don't know. There's something like there's
somebody that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Really bothers me more than Zach, and we'll get to that.
But Zach is downloading Kristen on what happened and is
saying Brittany knows he wasn't threatening anybody, but she never
has this back, especially with Janet. Then Janet brings up
the Jason ring rumor and how after telling her mom
about it, she and Jason are now upset and wanted
an apology from Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Is this their first time on reality TV?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, I mean the second season. The more they're giving
into it, the more they're talking about it, the more
life they're giving it, the more it's becoming a bigger storyline.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But for one second, do we believe nor do we care?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I mean his ring off and would you care if
Eddie took his ring off?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
No? I wouldn't care. You know, It's not that big
of a deal to me. I mean, I'm secure in
my relationship. But Janet said, if there's a husband in
this group that's trying, that's trying to cheat, it's not mine.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
She's implying that it's Nias.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So she's trying to say it's Danny's. Danny's the one
that's cheating.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Next week's not looking great for the dance.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Danny gave me a little bit of the ick this episode.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
What part do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Flacks in his chest and woo And I'm like, calm down.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What about when he said, are you going to give
me a happy ending after? And she said I did
that before this. I was like, this is a no
for me. I don't need to know. And where are
you guys doing all this boning with your seventy seven
kids in your apartment?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's hard enough.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Let me ask you a question. Do you believe the rumor,
this two year old rumor that he would take his
ring off when he went to club? What is he
doing going to clubs?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Anyways?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I don't think I don't believe the rumor, because once
we get to Jasmine and Jazz talking about it, she
is essentially saying she doesn't even believe the rumor.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But she's the one that talked about it, and she
probably about it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Two years ago.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
She didn't recently talk about it. Do I think she
started a rumor and told the person you can't tell
rumors to one million percent?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Do you believe the rumor?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
No? I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't believe it either.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I think that Janet would cut off his danger dong
and I would.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Too, but I think I like him. I got a
little irritating after Danny and I even blamed it on
his wife, and then she did come into my damns,
oh Janet, and.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
She said, damn it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Janet was damn it Janet. She was really nice and
sweet and she just wanted to clarify some stuff and
I asked her to come on the pod and she
said she would, So I'm sorry, it's a red.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Flag that she's going into your DMS to let you
know her thoughts and opinions about.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well, you know what. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
She was a clip though, she was a clip, so
she probably And and Mike, does she follow you? I
don't know, does she follow me? She she was very sweet.
I have met her. I met her out at one
of Andy's events a year ago maybe, and she was
very very kind and sweet. I don't know. I'm we're
(10:27):
gonna see. We'll have her on.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
We will have her on because on, but I need
to know if she's going to share a little bit
more because when she was on Watch What Happens Live,
it was a little bit of a.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I didn't see it. Well was it recently?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was within the last couple of weeks. My time
framing isn't ideal. But I can tell you this about
my time framing. If you had me watch this show
without any backstory, I wouldn't even think Britney likes Zach
at all let alone.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
They were best friends.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Okay, so we have a back history on that. So
they've been best friends for how long?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
They So when he moved to California, the only person
he knew was Brittany, and him and Brittany were close.
And my assumption is at that point, Brittany was newly
in a relationship with Jack's She's just moved to Los
Angeles or wherever she lived adjacent.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
And.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
She shared a lot of her relationship issues and life
with him, And now that doesn't happen anymore because she
got friends.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, but did she see red flags with him?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Maybe because when he drinks he says, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
He even said, I don't know, but this isn't the
first time, right, didn't he say something about Janet too.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And shit happening off camera?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Things happened after camera? But didn't he say something like
losing your baby or something like something really gnarly?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, like really past the point. But that's why he
says it's hyperbole.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, that's not hyperbole. It's hyperbobly nasty to do that.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It's not hypothetically, Okay, I'm doing hypothetically and high hyperbole altogether,
it's a new words, it's a new language, it's a
new world.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
But either way, the next day the group heads to
the beach. You couldn't pay me to go to the
beach and sit on the ground and not even bring
a chair for hours. I mean they were there from sun.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You won't pick up on the weirdest thing like I wouldn't.
You're very detailed. I would have never even noticed that.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
It wouldn't. Do you think I might be comfortable?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
The only thing that was uncomfortable for me is seeing
who I didn't even know who he was. And then
I first I thought, like, is that is that Luke
wearing that hat? Like he's in Minnesota? Like what do
I have? Like he it was like one of those
(13:01):
it looks like a big giant ug that was on
the top of his That was the Errand it was Aaron,
I know, but at first I didn't know who the
fuck it was. I'm like, who is this guy?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
And is it freezing? And why does he need that?
And people in bathing suits?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You here people in shorts. Then you have Aaron who's
got a dead animal on his head.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You want to know something?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And a jacket something that's a bummer though it was
the most handsome I thought Aaron ever was.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Really I think I couldn't see the face. Someone has
to wear hats often.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
He didn't say one word the entire time, so that's
why I'm like, who is that?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Well, neither did Maala.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Didn't say words.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Dala didn't say a word. I mean, all of it was.
This entire beach excursion was exhausting. These are the key
things I got from it. One Brittany has a date,
But why she had to get dressed in advance for
her date that night when she was going back to
her house for the date is confusing to me.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, because she probably didn't TV Magic. She probably went
to her date and then went back to the.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
House, right right.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I realize that we have talked about hemorrhoids before on
this podcast, but I didn't need to know so much
about any of these people's sex lives, and I'm happy
to talk about sex.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Was she not saying they were doing anal and that's
how she got himorrhid?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
She is the first time in this she when she
got them again after she had kids, it wasn't as
big of a deal because she'd already gotten them.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, she said she was because of Brock's girth.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, she said, he's a grower, not a shower. But
he laughed. That's how you know it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't think it's like, I don't really care how
long your wiener is when it's soft, I really don't care.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I don't I could care, I couldn't care less. But
it needs to be attractive, whether it's soft or hard.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't think soft wiener is attractive. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Sometimes they can be key. Okay, So Sena came on
the show to say that Brock had a short, fat
dick and gave her hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Short did she she not to start rumors?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
She said, it's not she said, it's not long.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I think we need more Brock on the show.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't mind Brock, but on the world Wide Web
worked up.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, they like him, but they get upset when he's
to judge you because he has his own past.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I'm like, who the fuck doesn't have a past? But
his past isn't great?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Who is? Well? I mean, yours and mine are excellent,
clearly stellar. But the main part that we're waiting for
this entire time is for this conversation to happen between
Janet and Jasmine and Jason, and I have to tell you,
(16:05):
I thought I was watching a bad scripted episode of
my so called life from like the early nineties. It
was so over the top and fake. From Jasmine's part,
I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Jasmine bugged me so bad in this whole entire conversation,
and she I don't know. Do you know that she
was on like five reality shows?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
She was on the Bachelor or the Bachelorette or something.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
She was on two Bachelor's and there's a few other
I think it added to like five different reality shows.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh why is she trying so hard?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Like Lala's like, I'm too cool to even say a word,
and Jasmine's like, well then I'll say all the.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Words for everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
But they did keep panning to Lala's face, and Lala
was like, girl, you're doing even La La, I know
she was doing.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
She needed to say less, that's for sure, And she
was like so overly like and you've been a shit
ass friend, your vibe killer, you're exhausted and you get
Karen energy and I'm fucking done with it.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Like it was just quit trying to be Zach, and
you weren't. Not one thing she said made me laugh.
And I don't even like Janet.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Not one thing.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It just felt mean and over the top, and I
didn't enjoy it. But then when Janet and Jason decide
that they're going to leave, did you notice that Janet
had to carry all of her belongings herself. All that
Jason could be bothered to carry was his cup of water.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I did another thing that you noticed it. I did
not notice the details, the details.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Because it's so weird, which husband isn't like, Hey, let
me take your metal.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Detector or whatever it is that she brought to the beach.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I for sure that when they started doing the metal detector,
I go, if they pull up a goddamn ring out
of that stand, I'm like, this shit is scripted.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Do you think it's mine?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Where's your ring?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Tam?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Do you think I don't wear a ring anything?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Now I'm joking, maybe it's Britney's, because Britney seems to
have lost it or can't find her ring.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh what about how Britney's moved on? But then we
find out she's and she's all telling us about the guy.
I'm fine about moving on, but she has just met
him at her bar or Jackson's bar.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
How does she know all these things about him?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I don't know. But have you seen a picture of him?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
We don't know which guy is which there's mult of
that guy. No, I don't think of that guy. Okay,
I'm guessing. I think there's been a guy. Both guys
that I've seen pictures of are good looking guys. Neither
do I think is the guy that she's talking about hm.
But we'll see, because I don't think she's openly going
to talk about Jackx's friend, but maybe she will. What
(18:49):
about this that I find weird because I didn't even
notice that Mia, Danny, Zach, and Jesse weren't at the
beach day because apparently they're playing Putt Putt.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I didn't even acknowledge that either. That's not a good sign.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, well, then we skid a flashback to that, and
then we see Zach, Brittany, Kristen, and Nea meeting for lunch.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Zach brings up his feelings about Brittany not.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Having his back like she has like she has Janets,
and then Kristin agrees in her confessional that Brittany does
the same with her.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Are Are they trying to do a Britney takedown?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's never gonna happen. Do you think that Brittany holds
Zack to a different standard than Janet?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No, I think that sometimes that can be too much
for her, And I don't think that. I think Janet's
just being a supportive friend to Brittany most of the time.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
How that when Zack's all Janet, you don't let Jason
feels the leash? Well, how could he cheat? You won't
let him off as a leash.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
But thankfully she took ownership for it, and she's like,
you know what he's tracked twenty four to seven. I
know everything he does.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
By the way, sometimes guys need to be on a leash.
And sometimes there's diferent dynamics in a relationship. Sometimes the
girl is, you know, like they say, like controlling, the controlling,
and the man is and it takes, you know, two
different types of personalities to make things work.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
All I know is that I was over talking about
that friendship. I'm over talking about if he takes his
ring off. But more than I was over those two things,
I'm over ever seeing Danny and Nia getting a lymphatic
massage together.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I thought about you, because I didn't know that was
like a thing people go and do, like I do it.
You do it, I know, And that's like probably one
of the first times I've seen or heard that, and
I thought it was like more of like a medical thing,
like your doctor was recommending that. I didn't know you
could just go and have that done.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Now you can go and have it done.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I really like it because it reduces especially after all
this medication and stuff I was on. I didn't get
them that often prior, but I'm really swollen everywhere and
it kind of just like moved things around. But you
have to drink a lot of water, and I don't
know that my lacrosse counts as a lot of water.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Ha ha, You you look less swollen.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Are you on less medication?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
No, I'm on the same.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But I did send an email last night asking them,
can we please go through my medication list?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I mean, just so we're clear. I'm on no narcotics,
but I.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Never have been.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I mean I was inside of the hospital.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, but outside the hospital, no, I haven't. You're all
like my head or I take something. Nope, I won't
take a narcotic.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
No, but I am on so many medications that make
me feel tired, yeah, that I really can't stand it.
So I was like, is there anything we can switch around?
So I'm on something called gaba Pinton because I got
all of this.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
After surgeries you get like this nerve damage, so like
the tips of my fingers will burn or my feet burn.
And so I take gabapin in the morning and I
take gaba pitton.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is that from radiation because I've heard somebody else it
went through treatment and I thought it was from radiation.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, for me, I started getting the nerve pain right
after I got out of the hospital, before I had radiation,
and so I think it was from eighteen days laying
down and well.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Can you say like something with your knees, and.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, the knees would burn.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
But I don't know if I still have days like
the other day I had to get help to get
like out of the bed because my feet were burning
so bad. But I don't know if I need to
be on as much of that medication as I'm on,
or if I could just switch it to nighttime because
I take it in the morning and then I'm like
immediately like, ah.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
And then your immunotherapy it's less right, I mean it's
not you were doing a couple different Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
So before the immune therapy was three different medications, and
now it's switching I believe to one.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And so according to my friend Kelly, I won't feel
as syneric. Yeah, who's a nurse. I won't feel as
sick from this one.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And but I mean, my next appointments Wednesday already. Yes,
it's been four weeks.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh my goodness, this whole process from you being diagnosed
and now seems like it's been a year.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean, can you believe I'm gonna have to be
on immune therapy for at least two more years. It's
so shocking to me. I keep thinking, I mean, I'm
so blessed and grateful that it's I'm no longer in
the place that I was. But I'm like, I keep
forgetting that, like I'm actually still in treatment, like I'm
not in remission, and that's it's a shocking thing for
(23:40):
my brain to go through. So like when I have
days when I feel sick. I was even talking to
Edwin the other day and I was like, oh my gosh,
I feel terrible today.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Is there any way you can And he was.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Like, yeah, of course, but he's like, you have to
you go NonStop, which is fine, He's like, but you
have to also remember that you are still on this medication,
you're still on immunotherapy, and your body is still going
to get more tired than it used to.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So things you used to be able to do is
going to run you down.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Like flying home by myself in a middle seat for
six hours almost pushed me over the edge.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You know, I read something today. Now I follow a
lot of people that have had cancer and have beaten cancer,
and you know, alternative drugs and all that stuff. My
whole feet is filled with that now, thank you very much.
And I read where this girl she's got stage four
breast cancer and she said, just because I have cancer,
(24:38):
life doesn't stop. No, I still do all the things
I want. And I thought, oh my god, you're right, Like,
because sometimes I'm like, Teddy does too much, Teddy's out
too much? Why is Teddy doing this like she needs? Like,
you don't just sit home in bed or at home
in a recliner because you have cancer.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Now you have to keep going and you and.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
For me, you can't get out of bed, Yeah, unless
you can't story.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, which some days I feel like I can't, But
I would say ninety percent of the time I can.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I'm ninety five percent.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
But I think it's so true because what people overlook
so much is the mental health aspect, like sitting home
in your bed, Like I still have another couple shows
I need to watch, but the second those in today
and I'm done with that portion of work. I can't
just keep staying in my bed or I'll get depressed. Yeah,
(25:31):
I've set up things to do until my kids get
out of school. Can you believe my kids are still
in school? By the way, I'm like, I love it time.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, but a lot of people like I will read
you know, oh Teddy, just stay home with your kids,
just take care of yourself. And I thought about it,
and I'm like, fuck off, Like you know what. At first,
like I did, I'm like, she's doing too much. I'm
worried about her. Now I'm like, you know, cancer is
only who you are, is what you're dealing with right now.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Who you are is what you.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Do day to day, and you know you're you have
to take care of yourself. You have to go out
and do things you can't just sit home.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, and you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Granted I have two years to figure this out, but
I have a feeling when all this is over, I
may drive again.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Please, once I'm allowed to drive.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Can't we just use this as a reason why you
don't drive ever again in your life?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Do you know how much I miss driving? The fact
that I do not I do.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
How about if you get a golf cart, you only
drive to the store.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I'm the store and.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
To get my nails done. Yesterday I had to tell
my friend. I was like, hey, and I'm really shocked.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Didn't you used to have somebody to come to your
house to your nails?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
It's too expensive now? Is it too expensive? I got
to go place just.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
After the lymphatic massage where they talked about the happy ending.
Jason facetimes with Jack's while Janet listens. They have to
switch seats.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Chane, It's like, don't get me in this. I only
want to see his face. Yeah, I mean, he's taking
full accountability for you know, what do you put Britney through.
I still am not at the point where I'm like, oh,
poor Jacks. I don't know what it is. I'm happy
he's going through the work. I'm glad he's there. I
wonder about why.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I don't believe him for one second, because remember then
we skip forward. So in this moment, during this FaceTime,
he says that he's going to give all of his
podcast money to Brittany to pay off the house. And
then we find out as Brittany's with the duct tape
covering up all her cameras because Jack's is allegedly listening
(27:41):
or watching her.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It sounds like he's listening too. Well, you can listen
on cameras, Yeah, I can listen on my ring camera.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah. So she's covering them all up. But then she
finds out that it's.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
All bs and he doesn't have the money to do it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I have all of your podcast money.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Sure, sure, if you haven't done a pod, if you
and I did not do a podcast the three months,
there would be no money coming in.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, Brittany was still doing the podcast, that's her point.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh, then he shouldn't get any money. I thought they
were still had been doing it together for the past
three months. So, oh, what a big boy he is.
He's so thoughtful. Hey, Brittany, you're doing the podcast by yourself.
I'll let you have all the money.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Well, he is in rehab.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
He's a narcissist, but that's the thing. It would be
like he's not been in rehead for three months.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
No thirty days.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
But anyhow, it's all it just it goes to show.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
And I love how he says this all the time.
We make big money, lots of money on our podcast
I make. I made four hundred thousand on cameo. Like
he's always talking like that, and it's like, dude, stop.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
And you and now we know that you can't pay
your house measure?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Does your house go into foreclosure after missing three months
of payments? I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't know because I haven't ever missed three months
of payment. But I mean, we see a lot of
people in reality television where their homes go into forecloser.
But I'm confused what they think is going to happen
if they don't pay their bills, Like if I don't
pay my cell phone bill, like if I forgot yeah,
which they.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Turn your cell phone off.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, they turn it off.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
That is something I do remember from being like when
I was younger and a kid. I liked it before
a direct deposit.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I would like forget that kind of thing, and then
all of a sudden my phone wouldn't be on. I'd
have to like use my friend's phone to call and
get it turned on. And I mean, I didn't give
a shit what it did to my credit or.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Joys of being young. You don't get a shit about anything.
You get older and you're worried and scared about everything.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Meanwhile, I'm like, what about automatic withdrawal?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Okay, so you know what kind of like anoyed me is.
Jackson is here talking facetiming with Jason. He's saying all
the right things. I'm so used to her treating I'm
so used to her treating like shit, treating her like
shit that I didn't even realize I was doing it.
I was getting away with it for so long and
all this stuff. And he's like and then yeah, but
(30:20):
then then it gets down to, you know, Brittany's at
her house and she's like, all of a sudden talking
about things, and he gets she gets a text message
of him being a dick, and I'm like, because.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
He is a dick, thirty days isn't going to change
somebody from being a dick to not being a dick,
but like it seems like to me when I'm watching this,
because we see Brittany is now talking to Jack's sister, Judy.
She tells Judy about Jack's not paying the mortgage and
she can't find her wedding rings. They're interrupted by the
producer who tells Brittany.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So that girl that was there with Brittany was Jackson's sister. Yeah,
not the one on the phone. The one on the phone, yeah,
blonde on the phone. Okay, that was her mom that
was with her, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
So they're interrupted by the producer who tells Britany that
JACKX text her and make sure to get that on
film so they can hear everything childish behavior Jack's then,
I mean, just all of it keeps going on. I'm
surprised how much we hear from production. But what it
seems like to me is is Jack's and Rehaber staying
(31:26):
at the Four Seasons.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know, but he's got a phone he can leave.
I would love to know what facility he went to,
because I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It sounds like amazing. I would like to go, Hi,
can Damn and I get in for free? If we
talk about your rehabit.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
We will talk about it all the time, rehabing.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
We just want to have some enjoyable time at the beach.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
But exactly now, it was quite clear to me that
he bugged the house. He could hear what she was saying,
because the text messages that were coming through were about
the conversation she was having in the house.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
But I don't think you bugged the house. I think
it's on their ring camera.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Well whatever, I'm just saying he could hear what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yes, But just so you guys, that's so people know.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It is if you have like a rental house or anything,
then you're not allowed to have those things inside the house.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Side. Yeah, I'm outside, but you can't have them inside.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
But I guess because they were a marital couple that's why.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
But well, he was the one living in that house.
She had a rental so whatever.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Who knows, But we made it through another episode.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Next week looks like it's going to be all about Danny.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny boy.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And I love Nia so much, and I like that
Nia's gotten more open and a touch more petty, and
also that she just kind of removes herself and rolls
her eyes sometimes when she's hitting the fan. But I'm
wondering if she's ever going to kind of lose it
on Danny in front of us.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I don't I couldn't even imagine seeing her lose it
on anyone.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Those are the people that lose it the most, do
you think so?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, the pictures that you never see, uh getting mad,
like you never see that type of emotion tend to
have the biggest emotion in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Did we recap the episode where she talked about her
past or was that with Dolores?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
That was with Dolores? Okay, that was really sad.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
That was really sad. And it just scares me that
maybe when you've gone through something like that and your
your pickers off a little bit, your picker can be off.
And I'm hoping that.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
You know, I think that Danny may do stupid shit,
but I don't allege you. I don't think he's I wouldn't.
I don't know if he's a good guy, but I
don't think he's a cheater.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
How many of these people do you actually know? Because
I know that from Van Mos you knew most of them.
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I know I wouldn't say I'm best friends with any
of them, but I know them well enough to have
their cell phone, and when we see each other, we
hug and say hi and chat. I know Jacksonia and
Danny and the only people I don't know are Janet
and her husband. And I also have never met Jasmine or.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Zach.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Zach. I've never met them, but.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I feel like I feel like to meet Zach so
I can like him better.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I'm hoping I would like him better if we met, But.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Just I feel, you know, like, you know, I get it.
I'm one of those people that on really TV kind
of polarizing personality.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
You just reminded me. I didn't respond to Jesse. I
wonder what he was going to tell us about.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Did you see the what not skinny but not fat
thing that Jesse said.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
About his wife not getting an epidural or not want
her to get epidural? Yeah, just you know what, Jesse,
Let's let's push a watermelon through your butthole and tell
me if you want an epidural like Lia that experiment
bend over baby.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Jesse, can you come on the pod and we're going
to stick a watermelon in your buttole and then make
you poop it.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Out and let us know how it goes.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, let me know how that feels. Yeah, but you
touch of medication or medication none or Loube. Out of
all the guys on the show, which one do you
think is husband material?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Jason?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, hundred percent, Yeah Jason. And he's got a real
job too, right, he's a lawyer. I know.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Andy seems to be pretty sane.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
He's just a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
He doesn't seem like he's a raging narcissist at all.
I know at all.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
That's why I was like, no, Jason, don't get involved.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
But I thought he handled himself well he did. You guys,
thanks for tuning in for another episode of Twatz. We
need to have a Twatz seat soon, like I need
to get in the mix with some of these peeps.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Did you ever find out if Jesse hooked up with Erica?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
No, because I haven't.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Everybody thinks that I didn't ask Erica the question, but
it's because I had filmed the podcast with Erica prior
to that rumor coming.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
She's in London, right, she did.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
She's doing all her shows. But don't worry, guys.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Of course, I'm going to ask Erica when she gets back,
but I'm not going to bother her on her tour.
But we'll be podcasting next week. We'll have another Diamonds
in the Rough for doing a Q and A.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And I'm assuming you would ask her and if it's
If it is true, I hope she freaking annihilates him.
I because it had to come from him, and it's like, dude,
what are you doing? I will say the picture that's
going around them sitting I was right by them when
that picture was taken.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It could be after that.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
It was after the practice of upfront. We were all
sitting in this lounge and she was sitting there, I
think with Deret and they came up and took a picture.
It's like, oh God. I think everybody anticipates her dating.
They want to know who she's dating, and they want
to see it. Did you see yesterday they announced Tom
will be going to jail and his pants fell down
(37:04):
in court.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
No.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, so they're trying to get him into Like no,
I didn't say no about the jail part. I said
no about the pants. His pants fell down, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Some stuff I wish they just didn't show us well.
I love you, Tom and guys love you.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Back soon for more episodes, Talk later, Hi,
Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And Delores Catana. Oh sorry, Tamra Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, I'm glad that you said Delores, because you guys
recapped this last week, so I don't know your thoughts
on a couple things. So before we get started, can
we and can we discuss some of your Valley thoughts?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Where do you want to start?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Before we even want to know who's annoying me? Is
that what you want to know?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Why? I know who's I got a list I know
who's annoying me.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Probably be easier for me to say, do you want
to know who's not annoying me?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah? True, true, it's a shorter list. Well, my first
question is how do you feel.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
About La La and Sheena being on?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I was really I was actually really excited about that
because we always like to see some of the you know,
familiar faces the ogs, but we don't get to see
a lot of them. In fact, we'll get to it,
but in this episode, like I didn't even hear say that.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean maybe she just coughed.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Maybe, I mean she didn't. There was no talking. They're
very it's a very limited role, which I would have
to imagine is kind of difficult for them. It's like,
you know, you and I talked about it after getting
fired from a show or you're show canceling or whatever,
and then it's like, hey, can you come on to
do a cameo? You're all fuck all the way off,
(01:38):
No I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, but they said yes, that's the part that's strange,
and I mean, yes, La La gave it a good
go last week, and I just kind of fell flat,
I think, just because I don't think the rest of
the cast was interested and really giving it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Do you know what, I'd rather have Sena and Brock
and Laala her kids, whoever she's dating. I would like
them to be a big part of the show and
maybe just kind of get rid of some of the
ones that are on there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, well, well we'll talk about who we want to
boot as we continue on, but let's get into this episode.
But I first wanted your thoughts on that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But let me ask you one question. Do you think
that they brought them on? It's kind of like a
soft opening and then for next season they'll bring them
on full time. Because I talked to she know about it,
you know, like the difficulties of being on a show
for over a decade and then coming on and not
knowing where your real spot is, like you know, this
isn't your show like this is it's like feeling like
it's somebody else's show. And we talked about that, but
(02:40):
I said, you know what, being on TV, I have
a different perspective of it now, Being on TVs better
than not being on TV for other parts of your
businesses and being on the financials and financials and then
I think, like next season you'll be full time.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well I don't know about that because it's really hard
to tell with social media being so against both of
them joining. I'm not against it, I just am against
it the way that it is right now.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, it's enough we're not.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Getting to see We're just seeing them at parties or
at events.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, this we got a little bit of a bomb
with Shena because we got the opening is a party
at her house, so that was.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, we learned some steps up.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So Shena has the day after party after Britney's Shark party,
and apparently, I'm surprised they let them break the fourth
wall repeatedly. But apparently after cameras went down at the
Shark party, Zach said horrible things about Janet's friend Jared
pink Boots from last season.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm vaguely remembering who Jared is. But I struggle with Zach. Well.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I was struggling because until I started reading this rundown,
I thought that Zach had said terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Things about Janet's husband.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Jane's husband.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I didn't realize he said terrible things about.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Jared, not Jason, not Jason.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Get you, get you, I'm saying now I care even
less about this problem me too.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I just can I ask you a question from last
This is something that came up last week. Yes, is
a shark an animal?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
A shark, I think is okay, So it's not an amphibian.
A shark is.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
A mammal, Thank you, I said this. I said the
same thing, and Caden and Matt laughed at me and said,
a shark is an animal, You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, mammals are animals.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, good, say you just read that, okay? And I
told I told the producer, I go listen you asked
fifty percent of the people.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, I have a question for you. What's a frog
or a toad? What do you mean? What is it?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Like the way that sharks are mammals, sharks are mammals.
I like, do you think it's a reptile or do
you think that it's an amphibian? Since I don't know
what amphibian is, I'm going to go with a reptile.
It's whatever, like a lizard is or something, right.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think they're amphibians. Oh my god? And who like?
It came up because I said, why why is Brittany
having a shark party? And someone said a shark is
her favorite animal? And I'm like, a shark is an animal,
it's a mammal.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's both.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't have a pet shark. It's just not happening.
Oh who's that in the corner. Oh that's my pet shark.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Baby shark? Do to do?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now? That's going to be stuck in your head and
you're gonna hate me all day as you're listening to this.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Wellever.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't it's a mammal animal, A mammal, an ambiguous
or whatever. I feel like we're animals.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Did you just say ambiguous? It's not ambiguous. It's an amphibian.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Amphibian? What's ambiguous?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Name?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
What about this week?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
How Zach wants to try to school us on words?
What was the word he was all proud about?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Hyper bowl No, hyperbly h hyperbole? I don't know how
hyperbally I heart. Probably it's a figure of speech that
involves exaggeration or emphasis or effects. It's not meant to
be taken literally. So that's my entire life. I'm a
fie highberal. What is it? Oh my god, you're a
(06:51):
hy hperbole?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Hyper fact that.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Zach and then had to ask producers if he was
using it right made me like Zach for at least time.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I like Zach. I it's not that I don't like Zach.
I just don't. I don't know. There's something like there's
somebody that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Really bothers me more than Zach, and we'll get to that.
But Zach is downloading Kristen on what happened and is
saying Brittany knows he wasn't threatening anybody, but she never
has this back, especially with Janet. Then Janet brings up
the Jason ring rumor and how after telling her mom
about it, she and Jason are now upset and wanted
an apology from Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Is this their first time on reality TV?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, I mean the second season. The more they're giving
into it, the more they're talking about it, the more
life they're giving it, the more it's becoming a bigger storyline.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But for one second, do we believe nor do we care?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I mean his ring off and would you care if
Eddie took his ring off?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
No? I wouldn't care. You know, It's not that big
of a deal to me. I mean, I'm secure in
my relationship. But Janet said, if there's a husband in
this group that's trying, that's trying to cheat, it's not mine.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
She's implying that it's Nias.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So she's trying to say it's Danny's. Danny's the one
that's cheating.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Next week's not looking great for the dance.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Danny gave me a little bit of the ick this episode.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
What part do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Flacks in his chest and woo And I'm like, calm down.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What about when he said, are you going to give
me a happy ending after? And she said I did
that before this. I was like, this is a no
for me. I don't need to know. And where are
you guys doing all this boning with your seventy seven
kids in your apartment?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's hard enough.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Let me ask you a question. Do you believe the rumor,
this two year old rumor that he would take his
ring off when he went to club? What is he
doing going to clubs?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Anyways?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I don't think I don't believe the rumor, because once
we get to Jasmine and Jazz talking about it, she
is essentially saying she doesn't even believe the rumor.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But she's the one that talked about it, and she
probably about it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Two years ago.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
She didn't recently talk about it. Do I think she
started a rumor and told the person you can't tell
rumors to one million percent?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Do you believe the rumor?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
No? I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't believe it either.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I think that Janet would cut off his danger dong
and I would.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Too, but I think I like him. I got a
little irritating after Danny and I even blamed it on
his wife, and then she did come into my damns,
oh Janet, and.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
She said, damn it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Janet was damn it Janet. She was really nice and
sweet and she just wanted to clarify some stuff and
I asked her to come on the pod and she
said she would, So I'm sorry, it's a red.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Flag that she's going into your DMS to let you
know her thoughts and opinions about.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well, you know what. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
She was a clip though, she was a clip, so
she probably And and Mike, does she follow you? I
don't know, does she follow me? She she was very sweet.
I have met her. I met her out at one
of Andy's events a year ago maybe, and she was
very very kind and sweet. I don't know. I'm we're
(10:27):
gonna see. We'll have her on.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
We will have her on because on, but I need
to know if she's going to share a little bit
more because when she was on Watch What Happens Live,
it was a little bit of a.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I didn't see it. Well was it recently?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was within the last couple of weeks. My time
framing isn't ideal. But I can tell you this about
my time framing. If you had me watch this show
without any backstory, I wouldn't even think Britney likes Zach
at all let alone.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
They were best friends.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Okay, so we have a back history on that. So
they've been best friends for how long?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
They So when he moved to California, the only person
he knew was Brittany, and him and Brittany were close.
And my assumption is at that point, Brittany was newly
in a relationship with Jack's She's just moved to Los
Angeles or wherever she lived adjacent.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
And.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
She shared a lot of her relationship issues and life
with him, And now that doesn't happen anymore because she
got friends.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, but did she see red flags with him?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Maybe because when he drinks he says, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
He even said, I don't know, but this isn't the
first time, right, didn't he say something about Janet too.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And shit happening off camera?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Things happened after camera? But didn't he say something like
losing your baby or something like something really gnarly?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, like really past the point. But that's why he
says it's hyperbole.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, that's not hyperbole. It's hyperbobly nasty to do that.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It's not hypothetically, Okay, I'm doing hypothetically and high hyperbole altogether,
it's a new words, it's a new language, it's a
new world.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
But either way, the next day the group heads to
the beach. You couldn't pay me to go to the
beach and sit on the ground and not even bring
a chair for hours. I mean they were there from sun.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You won't pick up on the weirdest thing like I wouldn't.
You're very detailed. I would have never even noticed that.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
It wouldn't. Do you think I might be comfortable?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
The only thing that was uncomfortable for me is seeing
who I didn't even know who he was. And then
I first I thought, like, is that is that Luke
wearing that hat? Like he's in Minnesota? Like what do
I have? Like he it was like one of those
(13:01):
it looks like a big giant ug that was on
the top of his That was the Errand it was Aaron,
I know, but at first I didn't know who the
fuck it was. I'm like, who is this guy?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
And is it freezing? And why does he need that?
And people in bathing suits?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You here people in shorts. Then you have Aaron who's
got a dead animal on his head.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You want to know something?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And a jacket something that's a bummer though it was
the most handsome I thought Aaron ever was.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Really I think I couldn't see the face. Someone has
to wear hats often.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
He didn't say one word the entire time, so that's
why I'm like, who is that?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Well, neither did Maala.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Didn't say words.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Dala didn't say a word. I mean, all of it was.
This entire beach excursion was exhausting. These are the key
things I got from it. One Brittany has a date,
But why she had to get dressed in advance for
her date that night when she was going back to
her house for the date is confusing to me.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, because she probably didn't TV Magic. She probably went
to her date and then went back to the.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
House, right right.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I realize that we have talked about hemorrhoids before on
this podcast, but I didn't need to know so much
about any of these people's sex lives, and I'm happy
to talk about sex.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Was she not saying they were doing anal and that's
how she got himorrhid?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
She is the first time in this she when she
got them again after she had kids, it wasn't as
big of a deal because she'd already gotten them.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, she said she was because of Brock's girth.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, she said, he's a grower, not a shower. But
he laughed. That's how you know it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't think it's like, I don't really care how
long your wiener is when it's soft, I really don't care.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I don't I could care, I couldn't care less. But
it needs to be attractive, whether it's soft or hard.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't think soft wiener is attractive. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Sometimes they can be key. Okay, So Sena came on
the show to say that Brock had a short, fat
dick and gave her hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Short did she she not to start rumors?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
She said, it's not she said, it's not long.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I think we need more Brock on the show.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't mind Brock, but on the world Wide Web
worked up.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, they like him, but they get upset when he's
to judge you because he has his own past.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I'm like, who the fuck doesn't have a past? But
his past isn't great?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Who is? Well? I mean, yours and mine are excellent,
clearly stellar. But the main part that we're waiting for
this entire time is for this conversation to happen between
Janet and Jasmine and Jason, and I have to tell you,
(16:05):
I thought I was watching a bad scripted episode of
my so called life from like the early nineties. It
was so over the top and fake. From Jasmine's part,
I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Jasmine bugged me so bad in this whole entire conversation,
and she I don't know. Do you know that she
was on like five reality shows?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
She was on the Bachelor or the Bachelorette or something.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
She was on two Bachelor's and there's a few other
I think it added to like five different reality shows.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh why is she trying so hard?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Like Lala's like, I'm too cool to even say a word,
and Jasmine's like, well then I'll say all the.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Words for everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
But they did keep panning to Lala's face, and Lala
was like, girl, you're doing even La La, I know
she was doing.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
She needed to say less, that's for sure, And she
was like so overly like and you've been a shit
ass friend, your vibe killer, you're exhausted and you get
Karen energy and I'm fucking done with it.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Like it was just quit trying to be Zach, and
you weren't. Not one thing she said made me laugh.
And I don't even like Janet.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Not one thing.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It just felt mean and over the top, and I
didn't enjoy it. But then when Janet and Jason decide
that they're going to leave, did you notice that Janet
had to carry all of her belongings herself. All that
Jason could be bothered to carry was his cup of water.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I did another thing that you noticed it. I did
not notice the details, the details.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Because it's so weird, which husband isn't like, Hey, let
me take your metal.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Detector or whatever it is that she brought to the beach.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I for sure that when they started doing the metal detector,
I go, if they pull up a goddamn ring out
of that stand, I'm like, this shit is scripted.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Do you think it's mine?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Where's your ring?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Tam?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Do you think I don't wear a ring anything?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Now I'm joking, maybe it's Britney's, because Britney seems to
have lost it or can't find her ring.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh what about how Britney's moved on? But then we
find out she's and she's all telling us about the guy.
I'm fine about moving on, but she has just met
him at her bar or Jackson's bar.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
How does she know all these things about him?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I don't know. But have you seen a picture of him?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
We don't know which guy is which there's mult of
that guy. No, I don't think of that guy. Okay,
I'm guessing. I think there's been a guy. Both guys
that I've seen pictures of are good looking guys. Neither
do I think is the guy that she's talking about hm.
But we'll see, because I don't think she's openly going
to talk about Jackx's friend, but maybe she will. What
(18:49):
about this that I find weird because I didn't even
notice that Mia, Danny, Zach, and Jesse weren't at the
beach day because apparently they're playing Putt Putt.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I didn't even acknowledge that either. That's not a good sign.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, well, then we skid a flashback to that, and
then we see Zach, Brittany, Kristen, and Nea meeting for lunch.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Zach brings up his feelings about Brittany not.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Having his back like she has like she has Janets,
and then Kristin agrees in her confessional that Brittany does
the same with her.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Are Are they trying to do a Britney takedown?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's never gonna happen. Do you think that Brittany holds
Zack to a different standard than Janet?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No, I think that sometimes that can be too much
for her, And I don't think that. I think Janet's
just being a supportive friend to Brittany most of the time.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
How that when Zack's all Janet, you don't let Jason
feels the leash? Well, how could he cheat? You won't
let him off as a leash.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
But thankfully she took ownership for it, and she's like,
you know what he's tracked twenty four to seven. I
know everything he does.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
By the way, sometimes guys need to be on a leash.
And sometimes there's diferent dynamics in a relationship. Sometimes the
girl is, you know, like they say, like controlling, the controlling,
and the man is and it takes, you know, two
different types of personalities to make things work.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
All I know is that I was over talking about
that friendship. I'm over talking about if he takes his
ring off. But more than I was over those two things,
I'm over ever seeing Danny and Nia getting a lymphatic
massage together.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I thought about you, because I didn't know that was
like a thing people go and do, like I do it.
You do it, I know, And that's like probably one
of the first times I've seen or heard that, and
I thought it was like more of like a medical thing,
like your doctor was recommending that. I didn't know you
could just go and have that done.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Now you can go and have it done.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I really like it because it reduces especially after all
this medication and stuff I was on. I didn't get
them that often prior, but I'm really swollen everywhere and
it kind of just like moved things around. But you
have to drink a lot of water, and I don't
know that my lacrosse counts as a lot of water.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Ha ha, You you look less swollen.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Are you on less medication?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
No, I'm on the same.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But I did send an email last night asking them,
can we please go through my medication list?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I mean, just so we're clear. I'm on no narcotics,
but I.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Never have been.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I mean I was inside of the hospital.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, but outside the hospital, no, I haven't. You're all
like my head or I take something. Nope, I won't
take a narcotic.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
No, but I am on so many medications that make
me feel tired, yeah, that I really can't stand it.
So I was like, is there anything we can switch around?
So I'm on something called gaba Pinton because I got
all of this.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
After surgeries you get like this nerve damage, so like
the tips of my fingers will burn or my feet burn.
And so I take gabapin in the morning and I
take gaba pitton.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is that from radiation because I've heard somebody else it
went through treatment and I thought it was from radiation.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, for me, I started getting the nerve pain right
after I got out of the hospital, before I had radiation,
and so I think it was from eighteen days laying
down and well.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Can you say like something with your knees, and.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, the knees would burn.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
But I don't know if I still have days like
the other day I had to get help to get
like out of the bed because my feet were burning
so bad. But I don't know if I need to
be on as much of that medication as I'm on,
or if I could just switch it to nighttime because
I take it in the morning and then I'm like
immediately like, ah.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
And then your immunotherapy it's less right, I mean it's
not you were doing a couple different Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
So before the immune therapy was three different medications, and
now it's switching I believe to one.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And so according to my friend Kelly, I won't feel
as syneric. Yeah, who's a nurse. I won't feel as
sick from this one.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And but I mean, my next appointments Wednesday already. Yes,
it's been four weeks.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh my goodness, this whole process from you being diagnosed
and now seems like it's been a year.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean, can you believe I'm gonna have to be
on immune therapy for at least two more years. It's
so shocking to me. I keep thinking, I mean, I'm
so blessed and grateful that it's I'm no longer in
the place that I was. But I'm like, I keep
forgetting that, like I'm actually still in treatment, like I'm
not in remission, and that's it's a shocking thing for
(23:40):
my brain to go through. So like when I have
days when I feel sick. I was even talking to
Edwin the other day and I was like, oh my gosh,
I feel terrible today.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Is there any way you can And he was.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Like, yeah, of course, but he's like, you have to
you go NonStop, which is fine, He's like, but you
have to also remember that you are still on this medication,
you're still on immunotherapy, and your body is still going
to get more tired than it used to.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So things you used to be able to do is
going to run you down.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Like flying home by myself in a middle seat for
six hours almost pushed me over the edge.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You know, I read something today. Now I follow a
lot of people that have had cancer and have beaten cancer,
and you know, alternative drugs and all that stuff. My
whole feet is filled with that now, thank you very much.
And I read where this girl she's got stage four
breast cancer and she said, just because I have cancer,
(24:38):
life doesn't stop. No, I still do all the things
I want. And I thought, oh my god, you're right, Like,
because sometimes I'm like, Teddy does too much, Teddy's out
too much? Why is Teddy doing this like she needs? Like,
you don't just sit home in bed or at home
in a recliner because you have cancer.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Now you have to keep going and you and.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
For me, you can't get out of bed, Yeah, unless
you can't story.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, which some days I feel like I can't, But
I would say ninety percent of the time I can.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I'm ninety five percent.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
But I think it's so true because what people overlook
so much is the mental health aspect, like sitting home
in your bed, Like I still have another couple shows
I need to watch, but the second those in today
and I'm done with that portion of work. I can't
just keep staying in my bed or I'll get depressed. Yeah,
(25:31):
I've set up things to do until my kids get
out of school. Can you believe my kids are still
in school? By the way, I'm like, I love it time.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, but a lot of people like I will read
you know, oh Teddy, just stay home with your kids,
just take care of yourself. And I thought about it,
and I'm like, fuck off, Like you know what. At first,
like I did, I'm like, she's doing too much. I'm
worried about her. Now I'm like, you know, cancer is
only who you are, is what you're dealing with right now.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Who you are is what you.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Do day to day, and you know you're you have
to take care of yourself. You have to go out
and do things you can't just sit home.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, and you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Granted I have two years to figure this out, but
I have a feeling when all this is over, I
may drive again.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Please, once I'm allowed to drive.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Can't we just use this as a reason why you
don't drive ever again in your life?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Do you know how much I miss driving? The fact
that I do not I do.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
How about if you get a golf cart, you only
drive to the store.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I'm the store and.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
To get my nails done. Yesterday I had to tell
my friend. I was like, hey, and I'm really shocked.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Didn't you used to have somebody to come to your
house to your nails?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
It's too expensive now? Is it too expensive? I got
to go place just.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
After the lymphatic massage where they talked about the happy ending.
Jason facetimes with Jack's while Janet listens. They have to
switch seats.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Chane, It's like, don't get me in this. I only
want to see his face. Yeah, I mean, he's taking
full accountability for you know, what do you put Britney through.
I still am not at the point where I'm like, oh,
poor Jacks. I don't know what it is. I'm happy
he's going through the work. I'm glad he's there. I
wonder about why.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I don't believe him for one second, because remember then
we skip forward. So in this moment, during this FaceTime,
he says that he's going to give all of his
podcast money to Brittany to pay off the house. And
then we find out as Brittany's with the duct tape
covering up all her cameras because Jack's is allegedly listening
(27:41):
or watching her.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It sounds like he's listening too. Well, you can listen
on cameras, Yeah, I can listen on my ring camera.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah. So she's covering them all up. But then she
finds out that it's.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
All bs and he doesn't have the money to do it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I have all of your podcast money.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Sure, sure, if you haven't done a pod, if you
and I did not do a podcast the three months,
there would be no money coming in.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, Brittany was still doing the podcast, that's her point.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh, then he shouldn't get any money. I thought they
were still had been doing it together for the past
three months. So, oh, what a big boy he is.
He's so thoughtful. Hey, Brittany, you're doing the podcast by yourself.
I'll let you have all the money.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Well, he is in rehab.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
He's a narcissist, but that's the thing. It would be
like he's not been in rehead for three months.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
No thirty days.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
But anyhow, it's all it just it goes to show.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
And I love how he says this all the time.
We make big money, lots of money on our podcast
I make. I made four hundred thousand on cameo. Like
he's always talking like that, and it's like, dude, stop.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
And you and now we know that you can't pay
your house measure?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Does your house go into foreclosure after missing three months
of payments? I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't know because I haven't ever missed three months
of payment. But I mean, we see a lot of
people in reality television where their homes go into forecloser.
But I'm confused what they think is going to happen
if they don't pay their bills, Like if I don't
pay my cell phone bill, like if I forgot yeah,
which they.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Turn your cell phone off.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, they turn it off.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
That is something I do remember from being like when
I was younger and a kid. I liked it before
a direct deposit.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I would like forget that kind of thing, and then
all of a sudden my phone wouldn't be on. I'd
have to like use my friend's phone to call and
get it turned on. And I mean, I didn't give
a shit what it did to my credit or.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Joys of being young. You don't get a shit about anything.
You get older and you're worried and scared about everything.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Meanwhile, I'm like, what about automatic withdrawal?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Okay, so you know what kind of like anoyed me is.
Jackson is here talking facetiming with Jason. He's saying all
the right things. I'm so used to her treating I'm
so used to her treating like shit, treating her like
shit that I didn't even realize I was doing it.
I was getting away with it for so long and
all this stuff. And he's like and then yeah, but
(30:20):
then then it gets down to, you know, Brittany's at
her house and she's like, all of a sudden talking
about things, and he gets she gets a text message
of him being a dick, and I'm like, because.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
He is a dick, thirty days isn't going to change
somebody from being a dick to not being a dick,
but like it seems like to me when I'm watching this,
because we see Brittany is now talking to Jack's sister, Judy.
She tells Judy about Jack's not paying the mortgage and
she can't find her wedding rings. They're interrupted by the
producer who tells Brittany.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So that girl that was there with Brittany was Jackson's sister. Yeah,
not the one on the phone. The one on the phone, yeah,
blonde on the phone. Okay, that was her mom that
was with her, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
So they're interrupted by the producer who tells Britany that
JACKX text her and make sure to get that on
film so they can hear everything childish behavior Jack's then,
I mean, just all of it keeps going on. I'm
surprised how much we hear from production. But what it
seems like to me is is Jack's and Rehaber staying
(31:26):
at the Four Seasons.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know, but he's got a phone he can leave.
I would love to know what facility he went to,
because I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It sounds like amazing. I would like to go, Hi,
can Damn and I get in for free? If we
talk about your rehabit.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
We will talk about it all the time, rehabing.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
We just want to have some enjoyable time at the beach.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
But exactly now, it was quite clear to me that
he bugged the house. He could hear what she was saying,
because the text messages that were coming through were about
the conversation she was having in the house.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
But I don't think you bugged the house. I think
it's on their ring camera.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Well whatever, I'm just saying he could hear what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yes, But just so you guys, that's so people know.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It is if you have like a rental house or anything,
then you're not allowed to have those things inside the house.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Side. Yeah, I'm outside, but you can't have them inside.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
But I guess because they were a marital couple that's why.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
But well, he was the one living in that house.
She had a rental so whatever.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Who knows, But we made it through another episode.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Next week looks like it's going to be all about Danny.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny boy.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And I love Nia so much, and I like that
Nia's gotten more open and a touch more petty, and
also that she just kind of removes herself and rolls
her eyes sometimes when she's hitting the fan. But I'm
wondering if she's ever going to kind of lose it
on Danny in front of us.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I don't I couldn't even imagine seeing her lose it
on anyone.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Those are the people that lose it the most, do
you think so?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, the pictures that you never see, uh getting mad,
like you never see that type of emotion tend to
have the biggest emotion in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Did we recap the episode where she talked about her
past or was that with Dolores?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
That was with Dolores? Okay, that was really sad.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
That was really sad. And it just scares me that
maybe when you've gone through something like that and your
your pickers off a little bit, your picker can be off.
And I'm hoping that.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
You know, I think that Danny may do stupid shit,
but I don't allege you. I don't think he's I wouldn't.
I don't know if he's a good guy, but I
don't think he's a cheater.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
How many of these people do you actually know? Because
I know that from Van Mos you knew most of them.
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I know I wouldn't say I'm best friends with any
of them, but I know them well enough to have
their cell phone, and when we see each other, we
hug and say hi and chat. I know Jacksonia and
Danny and the only people I don't know are Janet
and her husband. And I also have never met Jasmine or.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Zach.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Zach. I've never met them, but.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I feel like I feel like to meet Zach so
I can like him better.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I'm hoping I would like him better if we met, But.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Just I feel, you know, like, you know, I get it.
I'm one of those people that on really TV kind
of polarizing personality.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
You just reminded me. I didn't respond to Jesse. I
wonder what he was going to tell us about.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Did you see the what not skinny but not fat
thing that Jesse said.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
About his wife not getting an epidural or not want
her to get epidural? Yeah, just you know what, Jesse,
Let's let's push a watermelon through your butthole and tell
me if you want an epidural like Lia that experiment
bend over baby.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Jesse, can you come on the pod and we're going
to stick a watermelon in your buttole and then make
you poop it.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Out and let us know how it goes.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, let me know how that feels. Yeah, but you
touch of medication or medication none or Loube. Out of
all the guys on the show, which one do you
think is husband material?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Jason?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, hundred percent, Yeah Jason. And he's got a real
job too, right, he's a lawyer. I know.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Andy seems to be pretty sane.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
He's just a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
He doesn't seem like he's a raging narcissist at all.
I know at all.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
That's why I was like, no, Jason, don't get involved.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
But I thought he handled himself well he did. You guys,
thanks for tuning in for another episode of Twatz. We
need to have a Twatz seat soon, like I need
to get in the mix with some of these peeps.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Did you ever find out if Jesse hooked up with Erica?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
No, because I haven't.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Everybody thinks that I didn't ask Erica the question, but
it's because I had filmed the podcast with Erica prior
to that rumor coming.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
She's in London, right, she did.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
She's doing all her shows. But don't worry, guys.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Of course, I'm going to ask Erica when she gets back,
but I'm not going to bother her on her tour.
But we'll be podcasting next week. We'll have another Diamonds
in the Rough for doing a Q and A.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And I'm assuming you would ask her and if it's
If it is true, I hope she freaking annihilates him.
I because it had to come from him, and it's like, dude,
what are you doing? I will say the picture that's
going around them sitting I was right by them when
that picture was taken.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It could be after that.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
It was after the practice of upfront. We were all
sitting in this lounge and she was sitting there, I
think with Deret and they came up and took a picture.
It's like, oh God. I think everybody anticipates her dating.
They want to know who she's dating, and they want
to see it. Did you see yesterday they announced Tom
will be going to jail and his pants fell down
(37:04):
in court.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
No.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, so they're trying to get him into Like no,
I didn't say no about the jail part. I said
no about the pants. His pants fell down, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Some stuff I wish they just didn't show us well.
I love you, Tom and guys love you.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Back soon for more episodes, Talk later, Hi,
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