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April 4, 2025 48 mins

Jesse messed up… So, his solution is to get a girlfriend! When Lexi finds out about his behavior, while her trust ever be restored??

Plus, Lindsay’s accusing Carl of being a cheater! Is it true? 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hey, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas
in a Pod. Today, me and Dolores have Summer House
Season nine, Episode eight recap. How are you doing? Where
are you? I see no wine cellar, I see a candelayer.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
This is a beautiful hotel. It's the Shelbourne in Dublin, Ireland.
So Paul's mom passed away a year ago today and
sunday's the mass So, yeah, that's what we're doing here.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I know. I saw your tribute to her on Instagram,
both you and Paul, and I was just so sweet.
I didn't for some reason. I don't know if I
don't remember, but I didn't know that she passed away.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We had a lot of people didn't, Yeah, because it
was when well, we weren't filming at the time. So yeah,
she fell and hit her head and then that's what
ched Vertigo. She was not sick. Paul feels very different.
It feels like a not a home because mom's not
here anymore. So we're going to make our rounds to
see his family. And my dad's here, so we're going

(01:18):
to show him around. He's never been to Europe before.
Oh my god, bending it. Yeah so I did. It's
cold and cloudy, but I did watch Summer House. I
had to download it on Hulu.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh yeah, I have.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I have some things to say.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, let's get into it so you can go have
some fun. You're probably super tired, though, I got will
you look good right now?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You always look good?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So it starts off with the tension continues to build
between Page and Craig. She feels like Craig is being
aggressive in a very Southern way because his words are nice,
but they make her feel icky. Paige is nervous for
the podcast tour, and she can't really talk to Craig
about her career unless it concerns him or the relationship.
I don't. I mean, I feel like Page is trying

(02:13):
to paint this picture about Craig that we're not really seeing.
But she knows she's on TV long enough that she
can manipulate the viewers by saying he's been very aggressive
in a Southern way. I don't see.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
There's such a listen. I never gauge what I think
is aggressive camera to what somebody else should think is aggressive,
because I have a very high level of that. And
it's not a good thing. It's not a good thing.
It's it's from bad experience in life and growing up

(02:48):
the way I did and where I did. So I
want to believe her. I want to say he is
being that because I'm a girl's girl and that's how
Paige feels. And no matter.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What, to be sensitive to the feelings today are.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
We I'm today, I'm being sensitive to the feelings. But
I say, this is.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
It the.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Maybe I'm just tired, but maybe no, because every time, no,
I've turned a little with it. You know how, sometimes
you can change the way you feel with information. And
the more people that I speak to about Summer House,
the more people about Page and Chrig's relationship, They're like,

(03:33):
but he was not nice to her.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, I've never seen that long time, that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Terrible to her in the beginning of the relationship, and
the hens have come home to roost. Maybe I didn't
see that. All I see now is a very eminent
demise of his heart. Not that I feel bad for him.
I mean, listen, this didn't come out nowhere, but.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, yeah, I just because we don't I haven't seen
that side. He's always been like, I mean, the interweb
is really on his side with this. They're like because
all day he's been showing us I want to get married,
I want to have kids, I want to have chickens,
I want to have bees and all these things. And
I feel like Pages looking for something to be mad
about so she can explain the breakup later, like she

(04:23):
clearly knew without feeling guilty. That's how I'm seeing it.
Of course, I love Page, I've met her. She's so sweet,
she's so classy and all my left. But I'm like, I.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Want them. Who am I to say, like, go put
them on? But I'm going to. But I look like
a door.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
That they would never look on me.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, they would. I just passed the mirror with my
glasses on, and now I have a problem. I'm like,
just totally threw off my whole mood, calling my plastic
surgeon as soon as I get home. Girls over fifty,
don't put your glasses on and walk past them.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You're amatic.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
But I think that Paige is going to age Craig
with the way she's going on, because it is she
is going for the juggular.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
She is now Carl's getting no love about this soft
bar he's opening. So Carl's getting a final headcount for
his friends and family for the opening of his new bar,
which is a non alcoholic bar. Muck tells, I guess
you would call it.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
He's even invited.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
He is so excited. Now, what are your thoughts on this?
I know he's put in over one hundred thousand dollars
into this and he wanted to be a success. He's
inviting lindsay the theme is a garden party. But what
I'm asking you do you think the idea of a
soft bar is a viable business because his castmates are

(05:52):
not thinking that at all.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well, the drink heavily, Yeah, every weekend and during the
days too, So if you ask me, I love a
soft bar because I don't drink, So I love it
for being a good idea. Here's the thing, camera a
pile of shit can make it at the right time,

(06:16):
at the right spot, with the right person, you know,
with right marketing. Yeah, with the if it just who
knew like certain things. Somebody on TikTok showing floor cleaner
that it smells good, no different than fabuloso, not even

(06:37):
as good goes viral. So I hope this.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
For all in the marketing, it's all it's all.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
In the stars camera, it's all in the fucking stars.
You can market. You could bust dr ass marketing. I
think he's putting a lot of money into it. That's
always very scary to me to put your own money
into a business instead of having investors. But hey, all
the power to you. He seems happy.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
He does seem happy, and I really do hope that
it does work out, because he is putting a lot
of money into it, and he is very excited about it,
you know. And here's the thing. He could always change
his business plan.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
We I mean, people in the in the industry know
that most of these bars make your restaurants make their
money off of alcohol.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Cells I know. I just wish him the best.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I do too. So back in the city, Alexi's getting
lunch with Jesse. She was in Canada last weekend because
her grandmother had a double missectomy. She didn't really want anybody.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
To know, so most grandma doing now.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I don't know, I don't know, but she's by far
the sweetest girl on TV, on any reality show I see,
very sweet.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'll talk later about how she handled things I'm impressed.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I am too, But.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know, she comes from a strong family ties. They
keep an eye on her. They've always watched over her
in the business that she does. You know, this is
a girl who comes listen when you're buying a door,
go horror. You look at the breed they come from.
This girl comes from a place of where she was

(08:18):
love and she was reared well, and you can just tell.
So why did they allow her to go to Summerhouse
and be with Jesse after.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
They and she's even like you didn't have to think
about Like she's dated some so.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
She's got a roster, she does spangled roster.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
And it doesn't seem like it's changed her in any way.
Like she's just very soft spoken and sweet and all that.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
To be with a guy who doesn't listen, it's not
like she's looking for big bucks. She's hanging out with Jesse,
who doesn't like she was with Brooklyn Beckham, she was
with other really like established people, and here's you know,
I don't know what Jesse does, and here's Jesse.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Jesse is. Jesse is her person now. So because they
are going steady, okay, Jesse and Lexie are going steady Okay.
I mean, if Jesse's really if Jesse's really her person,
she'd better be into foot fetishes.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Because no, Bed, I don't believe that's the only thing
that happened. You can I tell me? And he's like, yeah,
I wasn't interested in the threesome. I just walked in
on it and sat down on the bed and stuck
my foot out and got would and whatever. He said.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Can we talk about Emerald. He's definitely the guy i'd
be dating if I was out.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I said that, I know, I say, And then I'm.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Like, I have to agree with you. I'm like, he's
kind of the bad boy. He's got a little sex appeal,
he's a little he's a little more mature, drives, rides
a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I know. I mean, is that a motorcycle in your world? No,
that's a scooters a best by he pulled up with
at the baseball at this kickball game.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's like acycle myself.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's not a by any means a motorcycle in your
man world.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, but uh, he is cute. Well maybe he'll be
a bad You're.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Going to catch and then you have to like, when
you meet the right person, then you have to try
to be normal in that and take away yourself out
of this life. It's like a it's like a fucking abyss.
I know people that got involved like in that type
of life.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I was going to say the same thing that they
get with these playboys and they're doing all these things.
They're doing threesome with their friends and stuff, and then
when they settled down, didn't somebody didn't that happen to
somebody on one of the Housewive shows. I can't remember
who it was. And then they as soon as they
got together and had kids and all of a sudden
and it's like the husband still wants to do these
shenanigans with that's what.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh it doesn't. Who was it?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Somebody did that? I forgot who it was. Ashley Ashley,
That's what it was.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Ashley's weird.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Those kind of guys don't really I know, they don't
really change their there.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Did you see the port not that we're talking about Ashley?
Did they post that thing of her singing so badly?
I was surprised. I thought she was a little more.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
She's got a great voice, she does. I think that,
you know, they they try to get it.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
It didn't sound good. Maybe it was. I mean camera,
I don't think you saw what I saw.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
But doesn't she do? They auto tune it Life show? Wait,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's like me thinking I look good without my filters.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
On Oh if she stop it?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wait is this my photos? Huh? No, this is like
on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm like today, Oh, I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Where did you hear her sing? Well?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I have heard her say, and I think it was
auto tune. I think it was like one of her tracks.
I thought it was good. But that last thing, yeah,
but then last season they did something what was she
They were all in casual clothes and they were sitting around.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
And she did Heart of Flak on live TV and
she's getting hammered over it. But oh, I didn't see
the confidence. It's gotten viral. You don't want to go
viral for something like that, but the confidence, you don't.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Be tardy for the body there.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
It's not worse, no, but it's up there.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It's like, well, you know what it's worse is when
Lexi asks about the weekend at the house and Jesse
gets a little awkward in confessionals, he.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Did no good, no ship Dolores.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We know that that boy is just he did.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Know he's a player. I'm telling you he's going to pay,
and he's going to pay for that.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
She's but in his confession, you don't want to get planning.
He's planning on telling her about the toe suck or
he's wait, wait, he's not planning. I'm telling her about
the toast sucking.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Because that was a big deal. Not in his line,
it was you don't need to when you're serious with
a girl, Jesse. I think that you need to know.
You don't need to walk in a room where two
other girls are having sex with your friend. You just
avoid it. I don't want to get a dessert table
when I'm trying to lose weight.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
R very very good point. Well, I think.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's called it analogy on my show. They don't really
get that.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing about that one. Okay, okay,
let me get it together. He went in there because
he wanted some of that.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
He didn't go in there, just got his toe one
hundred percent, and you know, animal's ratten him out all
over the place.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
But then Jesse formally asked Lexi to be exclusive with him.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Alexi was because happy there was a contingency. You needed
to be exclusive to stick in.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Get in, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Meanwhile, they're sleeping next to each other or they're doing whatever.
You know, that stuff still counts. It's cold. What do
you call it?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Can lingas yea dry hunting. But I mean, do you
think that he said this because he did want to
have sex with her? But I mean, then Lexi's like
really happy with the gesture, but she deferingly tells Jesse
not to make her look stupid, and everybody's screaming, well, too.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Late, don't make a fool out of me, don't make
a flake out of me. Okay, So before Jesse did that,
he should have come totally clean. He would have had
a chance. I feel like, well, but you know what,
he didn't give her the choice, Tamra, And that's wrong.
He took the choice away from her and whether or

(15:09):
not she wanted to be with him. On being full disclosure,
I don't like him.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
He did that because he knew what was about to happen.
So he's like, hey, you're my person, we're dating. Now,
let's go bone because pretty soon you're gonna hear what
a fuck head I am. And you're gonna be like,
I don't want to be around you, and then I
can or have already had sex with you, so now
I can like maybe sweet talk you back in disdain
with me. I mean, I feel like it was a

(15:37):
chess move for sure.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Why don't Why do fuck boys only tell half the truth?
Because their phone boys because they because they think they're
going you know, they only tell you what they think
you're gonna find out for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's why they call them fuck boys.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
What made did he not know the camera? I guess, well,
here's the thing camera. He thought he got away with
it because this didn't air yet, so nobody knew that
the cameras are still up in Emerald's room, and even
though he throws his panties over it, it's still you

(16:15):
could see them because they don't stay on so so
so Jesse thought it was like fair game to go
in there and have a party. And then he thought,
but he also thought that Emerald, he goes, I thought
he was a guy's guy.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I thought you had my back.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, have your back, Jesse, Nobody had your back in
this episode, everybody ducky drop dimes on each other all
over the place. Guess walk guys. I wouldn't trust anybody
in that. They just tell they just flat out. I mean,
we know if happens on camera, we got to talk
about it. But nobody has a problem doing a camera.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
No they don't. But okay, so we're off to the south.
Our friends and family event is happening in New Jersey.
Were you invited to this?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I wasn't and West you're in trouble. Why did you
not invite me? Why didn't you invite any of the
Jersey girls? That would have been good. You know, I
would have been crossovers do I love the crossovers in
the Bravo world when somebody else shows up? I do too.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I love it. I've always said we show have got it.
You need to be the housewife that goes, that rotates
through all the different franchises. That's what you need to do.
I think it would be great love that show up.
Just show up and just be yeah, I'm here. It
isn't it easy to like drop some bombs or cause
some palms.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
And be like and you don't have to deal now
ten million phone calls about a bunch of why'd you
say this? Why'd you do that? I mean, my crew
my cast. I don't know about your cast, but you
get the phone call afterwards saying, oh, why'd you say that?
Even when you're not filming, do you get best qua?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
A little bit?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I feel a little bit tell the truth like a
lot or not really a lot, but a little bit.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
You know, there's a.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Very temperamental because you know Italians over here, real New Jersey,
they're very temperamental.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I think there's some that are more sensitive than others.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
You know, Like that's what I want to know.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, me, Emily, Gina, we play at the same frequency, Okay, whatever,
But no, I mean for the most part, everybody is like,
we know what we're doing and all that stuff. But yeah,
I mean I've gotten my feelings hurts from things are said,
and I've hurt feelings obviously.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
So that's that's the nature of the beast, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
You want a good show or not. But Carl's mom
is there, and apparently Lindsay was very rude to her
as well, according to mom, and she mom is like
she's not gonna forget very easily either. In page Jesse
and West Confessional, they mention how much they want to
support Carl despite their hesitation on what the brand really is.

(19:07):
I wish they would have supported him a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I have to say, they're brutally honest on this show.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
They are. I think that he's I choose to think
that he's going to make it. And if the mocktails,
like we said earlier, don't cut it add to alcohol.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
But did you see pages pages statement? She said, I
can support She used a little bit of an analogy.
Would you call it an analogy?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
She says, say, I forgot it.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Wasn't an analogy, but whatever you want to call it.
She said, if we can support Kyle for being a DJ,
we could support Carl for having a bit. Ye. Yeah,
that was a dick. It was a backhand, whatever you
want to call it. But okay, ask you a question.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
That's why I want to ask you. Has Page always
been snarky like this? Because I don't know. When I
met her, she was so sweet and cute and nice
and just so classy. And then now this season, I
feel like she's snarkier than before.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Do you think or is it just Paige came into herself.
She's got this number one class pass. She's successful, but
she didn't get there because she was a wallflower. She's
always been snarky.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I got to I need to listen to her podcast.
I think that you get to know a real person
on a podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well, that happens to me. What's been said about me, Leyley?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, I'm sure it has been ruffling some feathers over there.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I Drenza's like, I spoke to Dorindy. She's like, you know,
listening to the podcast, you really are outspoken. I go,
but you know what, there was so much that wasn't
shown of me for so long because there was always
one focus, a brother and sister fighting that was so
overplayed that you really didn't get to know the girls

(21:02):
as well as you should have on the show. You know,
it hits.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Different, it does, it really does. So let's see. So
Jesse tells the girls that he and Lexi are officially exclusive,
and they're all shocked by this. Jesse tries to convincing
them that this is what he wants. Is that what
you want, Jesse Solomon or do you just want to
stick it in?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
And if this wasn't on the heels of the last episode,
I watched how he was with Sierra and the toastucking
and all this other nonsense.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I cannot wait to see what Lexi says about when
she obviously I don't know if she's been vocal on
social media, but that whole thing where he was laying
on top of Sierra and all that, like she hard
to watch, they're too hard. Well, you know she's going
to serve him.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Tell you this. I don't know what's going on over there.
Their tight mouthed too. They don't leak, Yeah that I know.
So it's been really hard not to call Sierra.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
I bet because you're close with her.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I love her well.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
So Jesse tries to convince him that this is what
he wants, and he doesn't think any guy should actually
be excited to hook up with one girl forever. I mean,
nothing says real Jesse did, but nothing says romance like
a reluctant monogamy, like gee, yes no, but I mean,
I'm gonna be with her forever. But now she's gonna

(22:38):
let me put it in and I mean he is, just.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Listen, this isn't gonna last. And you know this is
you know what I you know what I'm so not
mad at right now, the fact that this is a
life lesson for her she's very young. Do we know
how old she is.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
She's in her early twenties.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I believe I need to know, so like she's learning
a really good life. She's learning a life lesson here
she's been. I feel like, you know, kind of sheltered
twenty seven. She's twenty seven, you know, I kind of
feel like she needs this to happen to her. She
needs definitely for this to happen her. I'm sorry, but

(23:21):
this is just canna grow and this is how you're.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Gonna end up with a really good guy. I can
tell she is.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Just because she has morals and that's gratulation.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Parents, you did a really good job.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, and you know what else too, She's gonna know
the next time somebody acts like this towards her, that
this is you know, you learn. But listen, you could
still get fooled in your fifties, in your sixties and
your seventies. Sure, life is always evolving, and you you've
never had it all done to you. As much as

(23:52):
my mother says to me, Dolores, tell me something that
hasn't been done or said to you, And I'm like, Ma,
there's always another animal you could run into. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Well, Gabby's guessing, just like us, that Jesse only asks
Lexi to be exclusive so he can have sex with her.
It takes Jesse a while to admit, but he finally
tells Paige and Gabby that he had sex with Lexi.
After they had that conversation. Gabby cracked the code.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I can imagine what that was like.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I mean, she cracked the Jesse's idea of commitment starts
after the clothes come off. And I do believe that.
I am not happy with Jesse at all. I don't
know it's given. I want the perks of a relationship
without the accountability. I still want to have my toes
sucked and you know, lay on other girls. But we're exclusive.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
But again, like I said, I'm not mad at it
because she's learning. I mean, I am mad, but she's learning.
She's learning. This is life, this is so listen.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Jesse has good TV. We're he's the one we're talking
about right now, and all his good TV.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
The I met him, he's nice. Have I met him,
I don't know. Sometimes they look alike to me and
I to them.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
He's been on the podcast with me and Teddy. I'm
pretty sure he was hitting on Teddy the whole time.
If I can remember or was that West? I can't
remember West, very very nice.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
In another life, in another life, and if Teddy wasn't
so much older, I could see her West together.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm missing my Teddy right now.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
She's having a rough time. I see that.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, she finished her radiation yesterday, was able to ring
that bell. Guys, if you haven't seen her US weekly,
go get it out on the stands. She's really at
the rest.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna go buy one. I want one, just
to have. But you know, keep praying for our girl, Teddy.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I did get I'm praying for her. I was happy
she I got a heart back. You know, I always
I never expect a text back, right because I know
she's so bombarded, she's going through.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Such thousands of text message.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Thousands, And to get that heart from her felt so good.
And I cannot wait to see her back in this chair.
I will miss everyone, but come back, Teddy. We miss
you so much. And there's there's only one Teddy and
she's so beautiful. Oh my god, Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I want to cry. Emerald tells Bailey. Now, Bailey was
the girl that walked in with Lexi. In the very
beginning of the season. Right, Okay, that's what I thought.
We hadn't seen her in a while, So Bailey.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Bailey used to go with the dark hair. Yeah, very outspoken,
but yeah to drop her too, kind of girl.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Uh huh, she tells. Emerald tells Bailey Jesse getting his
toe sucked and the look on her face is like
Row and Paige. Gabby remind Jesse of how flirty he
was with Sierra last weekend. He thought they were being friendly.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
He's like, he played dumb by the way, Like so dumb.
Is he not self aware and that's why he's fairly bad?
Or or does he just play dumb? Or does he
do things? See? I know, guys like this camera, when
you're standing in front of them, love you. They mean it.

(27:27):
They could pass a fucking lie detector test. But the
minute you walk away, they're saying that to somebody else,
the same thing. But in that moment, it's like traders.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Jesse should go on traders. He would be a great trader.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Because they literally believe what they're saying to you in
that moment.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Now, Page and Gabby remind Jesse how flirty he was.
He thought they were just being friendly. I think she
would have chopped his balls off if Lexi had witnessed this,
witnessed what happened last weekend, and I'm sure she's obviously
saw it last night. But after the rumors start to
swirl amongst the entire cast, Jesse decides to text Lexi

(28:28):
plus Gabby and Emerald are chatting, me get.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Ahead of this, Let me get ahead of this. Yeah,
but tanra why again, going back to our point, why
is he telling her because he thinks she's gonna find out?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, Plus, Gabby and Emerald are chatting with lil and
they find out that she slid into his DMS last
summer when Lindsay and Carr will still engage. Okay, okay, I'm.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Gonna like you talk. I'm stepping away because I don't
know a lot about their past relationship. I'm a little
confused on why she's so overly angry. I know, I
want to hear what.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I had two thoughts about it. One of it was like,
she really doesn't give a ship, but they're filming a
TV show and this is a good talking point, and
let me go at it. Another one is she's still
very bitter. She's still very bitter, but evidently Lil posted

(29:33):
screenshot of her first d M to Carl, which was
in October, and Carl and Lindsay broke up.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Loo, Lil go loo. I love that she did that.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
So it was a part of months. A couple of
months after they broke up again. Did you see how
Lindsay said something about remind me she's saw a text.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
So innocent, and I think Carl is being so sweet
with her. I'm just gonna say that I do too.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
But instantly Lindsay says, oh, well, before we broke up,
I saw a text message or a d M or
something like that, and he deleted it or something like
that the week before before, and she just now, I
guess she's just assuming it was Lil that was to me.
That was a reach, That was a reach. She didn't

(30:32):
know who it was from. Yeah, even in the press,
she has said that Carl never cheated on her, so
I think it was no. So she.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Does she owe an apology.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Perhaps, I think an apology would be good, but I
think it was one of those.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
But listen, Lil said, little doesn't realize saying everything you say.
Little Lil with her little bows in her hair like.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
She's just cute.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
She's so the little yoga lil. It's just being she
don't know what's going on here. They're gonna, you know,
she doesn't know. Everything's being dissected, and they're baiting her
to say something that they're gonna take and run with.
Like it's just little lil. Her parents are picking her
up from the party. I know he's feeling like she's

(31:28):
kind of like not like the rest of the girls.
He's like, you gotta get to know her, guys, don't
explain yourself. You like her. She's good for you, she's sweet,
she's excited for your little adventure. Here your your your
new your new soft bar. Don't fucking apologize, Karl. Don't

(31:48):
be ashamed because she's not having threesomes in the next room.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Do you think that they're still dating or anything became
of that? Have you ever said?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I don't know, but I hope so, because I.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Think they're cute together.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
They're cute together. He seems so happy and peak.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
But oddly look related. I don't care that they related.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I just care that he's with someone who, really, like
he said, cares about him, really likes him, and it
feels good. He needs that right now in his life,
and he doesn't need to use her because that's the
time that works for him right now he needs. You know,
a guy will like someone after being going through something

(32:30):
that's been pretty hard, and you know, you bet the
eyelashes the cleanup woman comes along makes you feel good
about yourself, and that goes both ways.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
But don't you kind of feel like Lindsay got pregnant
faster than Carl could respond to the dam. I mean,
I'm just gonna throw that out there.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
You said it, I didn't. I mean, they both.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Chucked out and cam seriously they Okay, I'll shut up now, listen.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
When I'm done with some I'm going to only speak
for myself. When I'm done with someone, I could give
a shit who they're with. I could give a shit
if it's somebody they met at the end of my relationship.
Don't care. Don't care if I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
If you're happy, but if you're bitter, you're not going
to be like that.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
And I feel if I'm happy in my situation, yeah, well,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, it's hard to say. Meanwhile, Oh, now you don't
want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
You said it.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Meanwhile, Lexi's in the city doing a photo shoot. Her
mom and sister are there as well because she decided
to ditch her managers and solely work with her family,
which is very cute. Her mamager mean, yep, this has
been her most successful year yet, congratulations. She's excited about
the change. Lexi's even wearing a pair of Jesse's Lucky underwear.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
While she gets the tags that says, I just want
to give you the heads up. There's been so talk
about me flirting. What's here? Like, she literally gets the
text while she's wearing is underwear that does not sit right,
and then her.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Little in her cute little face was like so disappointed.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
And then she had to get through the rest of
the photos she would have pit in her stomach. Yeah,
and try not to tell her mother and sister, who
are like her best friends who follow her everywhere they
go everywhere together. Uh yeah, so let me keep this
to myself. Get through my photo shoe because I'm trying
to rebrand, and you know, not tell my mom and sister,

(34:37):
Like it just sucks.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
So the whole cast is getting together to play kickball,
a game that I haven't even thought about since I
was in elementary school. I totally forgot about kickball. Gabby
kat Lindsay up on everything she's missed out At calls party,
she says that Lil probably slid into you know, and
Gabby was a little bit of a uh yeah, yeah,

(35:12):
it's all.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
In the presentation. When when when you're on camera and
you're repeating something, are you sugarcoating it? Are you down
playing it? Are you taking gasoline and setting it on fire?
This was definitely usually.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
In these situations, and you know this from Housewives, the
story is told once and by the end of it
it is so exaggerated, you're like, what's that? What happened?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yes, so uh she so. Gabby's basically saying that that
Lil probably slid into his dam's way.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh you were we asked it was like last summer
and poor little didn't even know what month it was
when she did text, did DM him because she had
no idea they were baiting her to do something bad
when they were telling her it was like licking theirs.
It was at least hungry lions.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Around and she absolutely and then Lindsay is furious, like
she thinks Carl's been playing the victim when it's really
and I think what happened here, It's like, I don't
think she really gives a shit. I just feel like
this is a this is the time right now on
the show to make Carl look bad because she feels
like she's the one that looks bad.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
You know, I'll tell you something. Lindsay is no dummy.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
No she's not. She took this opportunity to stick.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
It to him. Not stupid. But I also want to say,
can I ask you, wasn't she the victim when he
broke up with her on puh? Didn't people side with her? Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yes, Okay, so it's been a victim, here's a victim.
I don't know who do you think plays a victim more?
Or do you think either of them play the victim?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Lindsay o'carl, Well, I mean it was It wasn't hard
to play the victim when you are the victim when
your guy breaks up with your your marriage on camera
and you had no idea was coming. I don't think
she had any idea. I didn't watch it. Then I
didn't watch it, busy.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Could you imagine that happening and then you still have
to work with this guy like No, that would have
been really, really tough to deal with. Like, and I
don't think that Lindsay's a type that plays victim. She's
kind of a hardcore, kind of New Yorker mentality.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Is how I see her so spoken right, No, Tamra, Yes,
but the way we see it coming with Paige and Craig,
I feel like it could have been.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You saw the same thing with Lindsay and Carl because
when we actually did a.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Page a blind person could see that.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yes, but I like, I didn't see it on the show.
I saw them in a person and I knew it then.
And they had a big blow up that night.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
There was a huge thing wait which couple? Which couple?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Carl and Lindsay before they broke So we did a
page six thing with them.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, a fight.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
They will be in a good spot. Like Paul was
like Dolores hanging out with this, that is he said,
I don't think that they're gonna make that that wedding's
gonna happen. He's like the relationship predictor. Ask Paul if
somebody is getting divorced, Ask Paul if someone's breaking up,
or if they're going to make it.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Ask him, Yeah, no, I know, you tell me a lot,
Like he's like, Paul is the one that said this,
or Paul's the one that predicted this, Like he needs
to have his own little because.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
He's a he's from Dublin and they think everybody's fucking
got a conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Anyways, Oh that's me.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You should come here, you should come here.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
But Carl tries to give Lindsay a high five and
she turns him down like no, no, and then.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Like is not whole clenched. He's like, what the fuck
am I in trouble for? Like he walked away from
there going what could it be? Like, like what could
it be? This is like these girls.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Are like sure they I know this is the show's really.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Good, like they like waterboard you Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Then Lexi finds out about Jesse getting his toasuck shortly
after Lindsay gives her a more in depth detail about it.
I love that Lindsay was so ready to let you know,
LEXI know, like this is what happened, and he was
tosty and what is he about Sarah and camera?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
That's good TV?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah, she was getting I ask you.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Is Carl and and Lindsey friendly? Do they low key
not like each other. Is there like bad feelings? Like
what's up over there? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Carl and Lindsay they hate each other? Is that what
you meant? No?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
No, I meant Jesse. I'm sorry. I'm so a little jealous.
I'm sorry Jesse and Lindsay because.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Jesse, oh, I know she was. That's why I was like, whoa, Okay,
she's really stirring the pot. She's like, you know what,
I might be pregnant, but I can still stir that pot.
I could still.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Doing a good job.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Jesse and Lexie have a talk. Lexi's hurt that she
didn't that he didn't tell her about the event and
what went down last weekend and she had to hear
from other people. Jesse feels like he's learning and has
to make adjustments here.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
And you know what you are with him?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
I know, but he's playing a game. He knew exactly
what he was doing, Like let's be boyf girlfriend because
you're about to hear some news you're not gonna like.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
But maybe he just doesn't know how to be that guy.
Clearly he needs to be told. He's got a roster.
He literally but this girl, like, you know, I don't
want to be the one to teach the guy I want.
I want the guy after they've been with a girl
who's done all the work, all the leg work. Yes,

(41:11):
taught them clean up your d ms, clean up your phone,
cut your ties, get rid of your your booty calls.
I want to be the girl after the girl, like
I'm always coming in and then you know, you clean.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
That's why I say, edie, you know what I mean.
He's the perfect guy for me because he had his
last relationship they had she had a kid, and the
one before that he married had a kid. So he
was like, I'm like you you were used to having
kids around. So when I came with my you know,
three little kids when we got married, he's with it.
It's okay with it. Yeah, but Alexi starts starts to

(41:48):
tear up. I felt sorry for her because she just.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Care about how they were presenting the information to her.
They were like hardcore, Like they didn't pull her aside.
They told her at the game, I know you guys
are filming a show, but like, did you feel a
little bit at least? Did did did just at least say,

(42:12):
you know, brace yourselves. That's something to tell you.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Like was they're like this.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
You they listen. I give it to them. I give
it to them. They're going to get another season, and
another one and another one. But at what age do
you do you age out of summer house? I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, I think you do. I think Lindsay's aged out
of summerhouse. I think she needs to go over to
New York.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
You know Kyle, I mean he's the oldest. He ain't
going nowhere. He's forty two, but he still acts like
he's twenty five.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
No, I think he's starting to settle down, but he's
made a relationship. I think he was what do you
mean what in a hot flash? Well he was with
somebody for a long time? Did they thought was he
with Lindsay? No, I'm saying how long was?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Oh you're talking about Carl. I thought you were talking.
I was talking about Kyle Kyle. I'm talking about Kyle.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Kyle's how old?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Forty two?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
He's forty two.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
H looks good, but he does, he really does, but
he acts young.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
How much you.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Take your clothes off with your heart?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Talk about aging out of things, But.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
I mean with Jesse and LEXI I mean they've known
each other for a hot minute. Let's be honest, and
they are. You're still taking your clothes off.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I'm going to keep taking up my clothes there.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Okay, Okay, Well this is going to be a whole
different show pretty soon. I mean, I don't know if
they're playing this up for a storyline or does Lexi
really care about Jesse that much?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
But I don't know. So there wasn't a lot of
well why is Why is Kyle and Amanda in Italy?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Are they just on a trip?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Maybe they're gont married. I don't know they are married?
When am I talking about it?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
They're there for wedding.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I knew that was it.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Not their wedding there, they've already gotten married.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah, And all the shows like it's confusing at times.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I'm starting to get furst.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
You know, it was a good episode.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I was curious to see Sierra's reaction when he said
that he got his toes sucked after he was flirting
with her all weekend. I did see a little bit
like really, even though there's nothing going on, and even

(44:45):
though but like when a guy's like all over you
like that right, and then you hear like doesn't it
feel like weird?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Well, he's all over everybody, that's the problem. And it's like,
you know, the first one to charm, he was the
first one to fuck you and not literally fuck you,
but you know what I mean. Like, I just feel
like I don't trust people that are overly like like, Nope,
you're up to no good. You're up to no good.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
In my world, there's a saying I have it on
a pillow. My friend's grandmother, JoJo's grandmother used to say,
it is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're getting.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yes, you have to really like say that a few
times over and over again.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Do you get what I'm saying? Yes? Like is it
that good that it's worth what it comes with?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
M and Jesse's that guy. And I'm very skeptical about
people that are very motivational and you know, try to,
you know, be so happy and shipper all the time.
I'm like, yeah, you're up to something.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I know it.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
No one's like that.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
No, I don't know if that's I mean, we shouldn't
be so cynical, camera, I shouldn't be so psychical. No,
I fight it. I'm going to try to fight it.
This is my new thing. I want to see the
good in everyone. You know, life has beat us up,
so we're like that.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
But you don't want to be smart.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
You want to hear about smart you got. There's gotta
be a fine line.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
But I think you're like me, like I have really
good intuition, like I can meet someone like Nope, not good.
There's I call that fool me.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, so it's it's a thing. It's a thing, Jesse.
But I want to believe that there's good in Jesse,
and I want to believe that it's just not his
time to settle down. I think, oh, you're not a
bad guy, Jesse. Me and Tamra want you to know
you're not a bad guy. I would not want my

(46:46):
door understood exactly, just misunderstood. And you're just not ready,
So don't make that commitment to I want to lead them,
you know, be just you know why? You know what, Jesse.
My advice to you is be fucking honest, and if
somebody wants to be with you, it's on them. But

(47:08):
don't mislead a girl, because that is karma. You don't want.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I agree one hundred percent. Let's see if we're gonna
get a new Jesse next season, because this season is just.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
From our big talk with him just now. Yeah, maybe
we should have him on and maybe we should give
him a little pep talk girls talk. Come on, Jesse,
don't make us.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Let's make that.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Badly of you. You know, maybe nobody ever sat him
down and said, you gotta watch. You know you're gonna
pay in the end. You don't get away with these
things in life. And there's a way to do it.
You can have what you want, just don't take the choice.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
He's gonna get his heartbroken. He's gonna his heart broken, he's.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Gonna get it. Grip the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I know, Well, go have fun. I am jealous because
I want to go back there, but I want to
go with you because you know where everything's at.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Thanks for two can always welcome you.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I'm ready. Thanks for tuning in, guys, and then we'll
see you.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, thank you.
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