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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod With's Teddy Mellencamp and Cambridge Edge.
Hi guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas
in a Pod and Myself and Too. Laura's good morning
to Lauren morning.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, it's good afternoon for me. It's one o' talk
your afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Christmas is approaching next week.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It's a week from today, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Don't tell me that stop.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That's a nice sweater.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know what to get Paul, No, seriously, I
don't know what to do. You know he should? I
like go overboard like I always do. So when we
were at the Four Seasons storing Bravo con you know
that artist, he has everything hanging up, all the race
car driver pictures are he likes Lewis Hamilton and there's
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one there. But it's like some fives, Well should I?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Can you get it in time?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I always get things in time.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Then get it? Okay, just get it if he really
wants it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, he just said he liked it. So there's never
been a time where he hasn't said he's got a
place for it. Where's it gonna go down? By him
in his little area this area like it's but no.
But you know, every single time he's ever said he
wanted something, I've gotten it for him. Every single time
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he's like, oh, I think I'll get a vespa. I
got it for his birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I want as it's so beautiful. I got it in
Ferrari red.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I was just gonna say, is it red?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's red, it's beautiful. I got it for his birthday
and I had it while he was in the shower
and he came into a garage and it was there.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Did he ride it?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We never even put the insurance on it. And I'm
really mad about it.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's just sitting in the garage.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Just sitting in the garage.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Really, how much are they?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Was it twelve?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I think, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I got like the fastest, bestest one.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's really cute.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I like the Tiffany blue ones.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, they're super cute.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I wanted one as a when I was living at
home and my dad was like, hell no. I also
wanted a Volkswagen Bug and he said, hell no, there
may out of ten cans. So I didn't get it,
but he did end up getting one when I moved out.
He was a car guy, so he would get all
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these different cars all the time, cars and motorcycles and
keep them for a while.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
He had a used car a lot my dad did
growing up.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh really, Yeah, so I had a nice car.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well I don't know if they're nice. They were used,
but I got I had different cars all the time.
Like I'd have a car for six months and he'd
sell it. Then I get a different car than he'd
sell it. Then I'd get a different car. So yeah,
I had a lot. It was interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, I was never allowed on a motorcycle so till
this day. I went on one once because my dad,
you know, he was a copy always saw the worst
of it, and we all promised him. He made me
promise I would never get on a motorcycle, and I
didn't except for the one time I went for a
really short ride. It felt long, and never got one.
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It scares me.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't want my kids on motorcycle. But I have
a motorcycle. And our whole entire garage is filled with motorcycles.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's so cool and so fun.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
How many's in there?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
We need like a bigger house because we need like
a six car garage for all the motorcycles.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Wow. So Paul broke both his legs on a motorcycle
and he was almost crippled. He has all metal in
his legs. Well that city cop and his legs were
up here.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, it scares me because you know he right to
Harley and it's a big boy.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's one of those big giant ones.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But you know, it's just like my dad would always say,
it's just it's not if it's when true.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I have an accent because my parents went down on there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
My dad used to drive a gold Wing, which is
a big it's like a big Harley, and my parents
went down and it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Was because somebody cut them off. Somebody ran into him.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, it's not always your fault, and especially texting and driving.
Now that's I know.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
My cousin his tire fell off on the four or
five freeway. Ooh, and he was going sixty plus miles
an hour. Was in the hospital forever. Didn't think he
was going to make it. Brain damage.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Is he okay?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Now he's permanent disability. He's sixty now, I think, but
maybe a little bit older. But it has issues with
like I don't know if it's.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Sure term or long term memory.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I can't remember, but yeah, not not completely, not one
hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'll just say that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, So we are going to recap Salt Lake City
season six.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It was cute. I mean, it was good. I don't
know what else to say. You know, they're like the
top twenty twenty five top shows to watch, and there's.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Something's in just something's in the water there in Utah
because Secret Life of Mormon Wives they're up there on
the charts too, and you know, just recapped with Jenna
Kramer and it's crazy how popular they've become in a
short amount of time and all the opportunities they're having
with Dance with the Stars. To Whitney just announces she's
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executive producer in her own rom com show movie and
for I don't know if it's for Hallmark or whatever,
but I'm just like, holy crap, she's doing Broadway and
all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But Salt Lake City, Utah, they they are, there's some
talented people over there.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, they're doing something right. They seem to be having
fun in it. It doesn't look like they're ruining each
other's lives. They're bickering back and forth, there's resolution and then
there's not, and it's what's everybody needs to take lessons.
I know that we were kind of hard on them,
you and I both in our last pod, and I
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just saw something about it this morning.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I don't, Oh, no, are we taking are we making headlines?
Are they taking our words out of context? Or were
we being bitious?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
No? No, we were being honest. And I think that
they're sensible enough to know that we speak on what
we see. Nothing personal against them, because I think they're
all pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah. No, I like every single one of them, and
when I like them very much, Me and Teddy would
say this all the time when it comes to recapping
the show. We're just recapping what we're seeing as a viewer.
It's not nothing personal. If I had to recap myself,
i'd hate myself. Yeah, I would talk all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, So we're just doing the same thing we would
do to ourselves, or what we would expect them to do.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I think you're all great.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's only good fun, guys. That's it. You know, what
is it? What is it? Who said talk about me bad,
talk about me good, but just talk about just.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Keep a time with about me?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, West, Yeah, my Idol.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
So it starts off there and there in Greece, which
I love seeing, you know, I love Greece.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I've only once, Yes, I've been once, and I wake me.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh, I want to go back. And it's Mother's Day
in Greece and they're away from their kids, and you know,
for the most part, most of the kids are older now,
not that big of a deal.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
But everyone's going No one's going to their therapist saying
my mom went to Greece to film on Mother's Day
and I have trauma from it. No one's doing that.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Girls enjoy yourself, which they fucking are like they really are,
except for you know, Britney kind of passes by that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It's a little it hits a little hard for her
because there was a time she didn't speak to her
children for two years. But I think that was her
choice as well.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, So, did you ever have to film while it
was one of like on a vacation, I'm on the
show when it was one of your kid's birthdays? I did.
I did do Ultimate Girls Trip and it was Sophia's birthday.
I swear she brought she brought it up. It bothered
her because she brought it up like several times, like,
and it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Alone, was she?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know, but it was okay, you had to
film it was I think it was her was a
mild Stone birthday, yes, and I was gone. Of course
I had a party for her, you know, and on
a different day. But I felt so guilty, so guilty.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
There's mom guilt, and Catholic guilt will kill you. It
will eat you alive. It's just fucking And then combine
Catholic mom and mom guilt and you're really just jumped
from my balcony at that point. But or my mother
throws on the gilt. I remember when I first got
had my kids and I went to get my nails
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and she goes, you're getting your nails done? Oh so lorius, Like.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What I need my nails done?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I just like it was the worst thing, Like it
was you got to martyr yourself to be a mother.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
No you don't. It's okay, everybody's doing just fine. But
but you know, Meredith, I'm still I'm torn with is
she using that for an excuse to be upset and
not answer the questions that they're looking for from her?
Or is she truly that upset or is it just
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everything altimate?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I think it's everything altogether.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I think the fact that the girls won't get their
foot off her neck and they keep going for her,
and in her mind she's it's like, why am I here?
She even tries to escape, but she has nowhere to go,
and she's like, why am I here when I can
be home with my kids on Mother's Day and they
want to be around me.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well, there's always that in theory, right when we go
to a party or when we go somewhere and it
sucks the person isn't that nice to you, They weren't
that good of a friend, but you felt obliged to go.
Now you're there and you're like what the fuck? Like
you have like remorse of saying yes to something. However, Meredith,
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at your job, it's a cash trip and you better go,
and you better go with a smile. But listen, it
made for good TV.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, I mean, she agreed to go, she knew it
was Mother's Day, she agreed to go, she news this
was happening.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Let's face it, if she was having a good time
and everybody wasn't jumping on.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Her, she wouldn't have cared enough carriage.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
What are your thoughts?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
What are your thoughts on this beautiful chart that was
on the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I was thrown in the garbage. I'm sorry, you know
what did I mean? She's not that? How did she
get that?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
She put that in her suit that big old chart
in her suitcase and she put it. I'm like, here
we go, here we go with.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
The oh god, yeah, she stopped at the store and
the Greek island. There's anyone who's ever been to an island,
and if you haven't been, you're not buying anything there.
You're not getting anything you need. It's different if you
travel in the States, everything's accessible and not everywhere is accessible.
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But you want to go somewhere like a foreign country
on an island, you ain't getting ship. No, no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I was glad to see Mary check on Meredith. And
Meredith's like, I'm seriously, I'm tired of being treated like dirt.
And it's just I'm sick of the way Whitney is
treating her at this point.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Have we yet have you seen the woman who imitates
Meredith with the wig on and her wig is always
crooked and she talks like her may.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
There's a lot of people that imitate her, because she's
said she has so much to imitate.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, there's no in particular. I'm gonna send it to you.
You know how, I stop sending you the doing loud memes,
but I'm going to send you this one woman. She's
so good, she's so funny. She makes me feel like
I could even do it. And all I do now
is see that woman. When Meredith is talking, it's like
a it's like a spoof, even when she's being herself.
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But how about Mary come into the you know, being
sensible saying I think but this is the second time
Mary's given this advice. She did it with Lisa, now
she's doing it with her. She's like, I think you
need to go tell her how you feel. And so
she does and we see how that goes, Like Heather,
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how she she goes and tells Heather.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I feel bad for Meredith. If
there's I don't feel like there's any reason to keep
this going. If Britney wants to be mad at her,
then fine. But with Whitney and the other girls, like
if it was that big of a deal, why didn't
you we said this before? Why didn't you step in.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, why didn't you step in? I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I mean, I don't know. But Whitney's out for her.
Whitney's really out for her this season. She is so.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
In the car, Meredith and Heather argue during their conversation,
mereth cuts Heather off by.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I think I just had a think. I think that. Yeah,
I think that Whitney took you know, her business, dissolving
her business really bad. She really took that bad. And
I think she thinks that Meredith had a lot to
say about it or something to do with it. Do
you remember, yes, I do remember for you underlying like
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dislike for her. I think it's got to do with
the business.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Huh maybe maybe.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So they're arguing in the car, Meredith takes the call.
I probably would have taken it too. Of course, I
show it to be like shit, like soak up over there,
let me just answer this call.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
But instead Meredith. See, Meredith was so angry and her
like and mad. She was like super angry on the
verge of tears in there being a Debbie Downer. I
mean they're on in Greece.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Grease is so extremely beautiful and how there's like all right,
get over it.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Now, you're ruining our trip. Yeah, so she takes the call.
She could have said, excuse me, I'll finish. Let me
just take this call and I'll finish this conversation. There
was nothing wrong with her taking Brooks's call, because when
little Frankie calls me, I want to make out with
the phone. I want to shove it down my throat.
So I'm taking that call, no matter if I was
in the middle of watch What Happens Live? So okay, right, right, right?
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And I love very attentive to his mom. The first
I went to her premiere and he put her shoes
on her. He's a lovely boy. So they have a
very close relationship. She's good with all her kids. But yeah,
she's like, like you said in the beginning of those
why this, Why am I here to come here and
get shit on when I could be home with my kids.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well, that's what I was gonna say. It's easy for
the other girls to say, just have fun, but you
know what, You're not the ones getting.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Changed up often. But she's not having fun.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah. Do you think that Lisa is speaking for Meredith? Yeah,
or being a supportive or being a supportive friend well.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I mean, how else is she going to support her? Here?
She's she's trying to help her, which I've done many
times explain what people are in understanding that she's saying.
I you know, I'm starting to really Heather, And you know,
here's the thing. There's a lot of double standard. And
you and I have talked about the world of the
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Bravo world of being double standard. Heather and Whitney speak
up for each other all the time, so it's no
different than what Lisa's doing from Meredith. Now, in the
beginning of this season, I didn't feel that Lisa was
sticking up her Meredith enough. Meredith tried to jump in
and help her, and then when they attacked Meredith, Lisa
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was just like not helping her. But now I take
it back. There's been a turn and Lisa's really sticking
up for Meredith a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, So Andre, Brahmin and Mary and Lisa Rye donkeys
while Meredith, Heather, Whitney and Brittany go to cooking classes.
I think I'd rather. I love going to foreign countries
and taking cooking classes.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I've done it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I think it's so many times to do.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's so fun and a lot of times it's done
in like these houses. Like I went to Italy and
I took Spencer and his girlfriend and it was the
four of us and we went to, you know, a
cooking class and it was literally in this little Italian
woman's house. And it's just so fun.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It is too think fun. It's nice to instead of
laying on a beach all day, do a little bit
of the culture where you're at. It takes a lot
to pull me away from the beach and laying in
the sun with baby oil and everything else.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Oh yeah, and you're reflective.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, it used to be peroxide in the eighties. We
used to put peroxide on. But oh my god, I
did baby oil.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I did that.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I'm gonna send you but I'm dark. I could do that.
You can't.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
No, I've already had melanoma.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
But can we talk for a second about Whitney and
Heather being like drunk every episode?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Do you think they're drunk?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
They are slash, they're having a good time. They're drinking
a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Of there on vacation, they're they're they're.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Drinking a lot of water in these episodes.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, drinking, and we have time for water.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
They made the time for the water.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
At Lisa going I love Donkey writing so much. I'm like,
shut up, do you really?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
But yet you know there's they're coming for Meredith saying, look, Meredith,
you're a pill popper, you're what what did what did
Whitney call her pill popper? And what else?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Alcoholic? Are drunk or something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
And then you know they're drinking in every episode. I
don't know, I don't know. Probably shouldn't want to bring
attention to that in somebody else.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Well you know what I see, we don't.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
They're not fighting like Jersey, like you you alcoholic pill popper.
In Jersey, it would have been like you fucking horror, Yes,
stupid ugly touches the.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Kind of fighting I like to be like that, And
Meredith is just you give me something to work with, baby.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
No, it would be like yeah, you know, it's like
you're you say that to somebody here, They're coming back
at you with anything they could find any you. They'll
go for your mother, they'll go for your grandmother.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I mean it just it's like I'm probably is that
it's not the comeback, and it's probably better that way,
And that's why we mead jersey back because it doesn't
get so ugly.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
They're able to move on easier. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Well, Meredith, she's out of there. She just like she's
shut down. She walks away. She's walking the streets of
Grace alone. I wish somebody would have followed her to
check on her.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, but you know what, I don't want to be
around that. I'm sorry. If you're gonna be a mope,
get away from me, because that energy fucks with me.
I don't like it. I'm an EmPATH. I feel what
other people sitting next to me. I either get anxious
if they're anxious, or I feel like her energy would
have unless she's like my best friend. Have I left
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scenes for people, Yes, I have chase them to see
how they're doing. But you know what, people have been
asking her all day how she's doing. She's sitting at
the table crying in front of Giovanni, the Greek cook
guy who's so nice, and he comes over to her
and he like leans over and he's like, no, really,
can I help you? Like he's even making she's even
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making it always Fanny.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, it was sweet though, when the chef went up
and asked her, she's all right, so she ends up
going back.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
He was since Sarah came back.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
He saw that she was sad come back. And it
was so funny because he doing something with tomato and
then Heather's like, oh, I love it, I hold it,
can I smell? I'm like, it's a jar of tomato sauce.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
They were saying, yeah, it's like any day in my house.
But they were making mosakka. It looked so amazing. It's just,
you know, these are the things that make it worth
it to get to experience these things with your friends,
even if somebody at the table sucks. And but you know,
I did agree who said it was it Heather or Whitney.
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I agreed with them when they said, could you at
least be nice to the guy, like stop pumping around,
because like just stop, And she's like, no, I missed
my son. It's mother's no. Then get up from the
table and don't come sit down until you could be
good enough energy for the rest of the people here.
You got it sometimes and I've done even a chef.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The chef told her to have a drink the wow
make her.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Hockey like she's making him feel awkward. Listen, We've done
some shit things in New Jersey to people that were
filming with I remember the big fight in Italy when Siggy,
Danielle and Margaret started fighting, breaking glasses over the table.
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We the man was so madd he threw us out,
threw us out.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't think I haven't talked to Margaret. I need
to keep thinking about her. I need to give her
a call.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh she doesn't stand still ever.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
She's always somewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Always somewhere. She's a worker, you know, she has that.
I always know, like a school workout. So only so
much time can go by before I without talking to
Derinda and Margaret.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I always got to just call and do a check up.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I spoke to Derinda the other day. That's worth a
phone call.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, she's always worth a phone call.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh girl.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
And you know both of them. If you text them, hey,
how you doing, you'll get your phone will ring in
three point two seconds if they're free.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, they're old school. They want to talk on the phone.
They don't want to text. Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
So the girls meet the others at lunch. The donkey
girls meet the others at lunch.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You know, donkeys are are very smart.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
They are I thought they're dumb asses.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
So they're smart as green age are inherently extremely smart,
and they say that they make the best watchdogs. Really.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
So, we have some wild donkeys that live in Big
Bear and there's a whole Yeah, there's a whole group
of them and I have not seen them. I missed them.
We was snowing last year and came out, you know,
during the day, and the neighbors said, hey, did you
see the donkeys this morning? And I'm like, no, I've
been wanting to see them. And they had little hoofmarks
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on our driveway, I know, not the whole smar no,
And I'm like, I want to see them so bad
we shoved my face in them. There's a town and
I think Arizona called Oatman and it's an old western town.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
My mom loves out in the area.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Old western town, super cute, and there's just wild donkey's
just running. There's not running, just walking through the streets.
But they can get a little thing, a little mean.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Well they should be, because they've been exploited forever from
the beginning of time. You can buy.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Carrots for them there and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, they've been overused and abused and fucking just treated
like shit.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
These ones are just wild ones.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Like we'll be on the side by side, we'll drive
down the street and they'll come up to you because
there's no top on it and put their head in
your car, and.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Next thing you know, one of the fucking donkeys be
in my car. Oh my god, it's been kidding you.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Do you know what I've been getting on social media
on Instagram lately. I don't know if the rest of
you guys are getting this too, or why I'm getting it.
It is like safaris where girls like put their arm out,
you know, and a big old freaking it's probably AI.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I'm not even sure.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
A big old lion comes up and bites their head.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I think that's AI.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's got to be AI, right, And then they like
pull them out, and I'm like, what the actual hell?
Why am I getting these on my social media? I
already freaking get weird out at Big Bear, like because
there's no gate around our backyard, there's no fence, and
the coyotes just walk. I get like my ring doorbell
goes off all day long with coyotes just walking through
a property, and so I'm always like.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Coyotes, I don't love coyotes. I know they'll go a
couple of rounds.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
One day they he one was sneaking up on Rugby.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
It was like the horn Ruby, do not come for
a rugby.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
No, And let me just tell you.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I can be upstairs looking out in the backyard and
see one and I'll tap the window and it will
go running.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I was outside with Rugby.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
He's doing his business in the grass.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
This coyote is.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Sneaking up on him, and I am screaming on the
top of my lungs and the coyote was just not
even budgeting. And then I'm get in here and he
like ran in the house.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Thank god, thank god. See dog would attack the coyote
and dog would be dead because that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well, sometimes they run in packs too. So I don't
want Instagram. I don't want to see these safaris where
these lions and tigers are eating people's heads.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
So I was on you know, I went to Africa
with Gabby and I was in the woods dehorning. Not
the woods, what is it, the jungle whatever. I was
in horning rhinos because that's the only way I could
hang out with my daughter. I have to fly to
South Africa. But do you have to DeHorn them so
they don't get poached? So people don't kill them for
(25:42):
their horns because they're made out of ible. Oh so
it's like, but don't.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
They need those horns to survive or.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
No, No, they're pain it's painless. It's like cutting your fingernail.
But when you take them off, they're worth millions and
millions of dollars to kill them. I have to literally
on the back of the truck at Africa just to
hang out with.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Gab doing all that sounds fun things.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
But anyway, so we're on a safari with all her
nerd animal lover friends.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
And all of a sudden we come across a pride
of lions laying down and these bitches are fucking crying.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
They're like, oh my god, now I can die. I'm like,
why are we stopping? There's no speed up and they're like, no,
they're good, they just got done eating. I'm like, I
still eat when I'm full. Yes, fucking go, I mean.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
They want dessert? No, bro, Like, I was like shitting
my I was like trying not to make eye contact.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
The lion's right here looking at me.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I'm like don't go on Instagram and look at the
lions because now now your phone's gonna hear me talking
about it, and you're gonna get lions eating people. Like
if you think I'm kidding, I got the use of that.
Gabby's friends tears not coming down. Oh my god, I
was down.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, you're gonna die, going.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Keep going go over there and start petting out and now,
oh maybe that doesn't sound very fun, but yeah. So
(27:21):
the Donkey Girls meet the girls for lunch. Mereth tells
him that she is sad because she needy to Brooks,
but didn't she talk to Brooks in the car?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Meredith, you answered the phone. I don't think you wanted
to have a full conversation about do you know, I.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Want to hear about how your day like we'd I'm
sure Brooks was actually good, happy that you were busy.
I'm sure he's fine.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
He'll no.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I do think that Meredith was using as an excuse
and the girls were calling her out about it. But
Whitney apologized to Meredith for calling her a pill popper
and an alcoholic, and Meredith's response was was amazing. She goes, okay, great, okay, great.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That was what it looked like I believed her that
she got over it, like that she accepted it. I
kind of believed her.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, I think she's just over it all, Like, just
shut the hell up, everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Can I say something, If you could get over something
that easy, then it didn't bother you that much in
the first place.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
But do you think she was just being condescending? Okay, great, no, because.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Then because then in the next scene she's running out
by the way, looks amazing in her little fucking bikini thing.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I know, she looks great.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
She looks so good. They look good. Those girls are good.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, Whitney too. Whitney's got to kill her little body,
kill her body. She looks like she was a gymnasts,
always nature. She has that look that she was a gymnast.
All my friends that were gymnasts and now they're in
their forties like or anything, but they still have amazing bodies.
I'm like, I should have put if.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
She didn't have the big rose tattoo.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
The colored tattoo.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Her body's so good and I'm not so covering of
that good body.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I'm not a big fan of colored tattoos. Like I
have friends that have like sleeves. I even my cousin
that has sleeves. A lot of my most of my
kids have tattoos. But I just don't like when girls
cover their torso for.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Something, you know what I mean, Like with colored tattoos.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm not a fan of it.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Other people are that body's too good to cover. Yeah, yeah,
it really is. I would kill for that no cellulate anywhere.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I know she's got an amazing body.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
So back of the villa, Angie asked bron when if
she's ever kissed a girl? Broin, amitst to kissing multiple girls?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Multiple, three hundred and sixty seven of them?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
No, that was Brittany.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That was Brittany.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
That was Brittany.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
See, bron Win's the deflector. I love you, bron Win,
but you're you're hector, the deflector, the all of us.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Sudden, all of a sudden, you're like, well, let's get
Whitney out here.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Why you keep asking me? Because we're asking you. You
offered it and now they want to know more, So
don't go now put it on you always do this, Broadwin.
Now You're like, you're like, you say it for shock
value and to be a good housewife. Which you're doing
it on someone else. And then and then all of
a sudden you don't want to talk more about it
when they want to hear about it. So you're either
(30:17):
all in or allowed.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Sis, have you kissed three hundred and sixty seven guys
in your life? No? When she's so, when Britney said
that she's kept a log, she's very organized. Listen, keep
a log of how many people you kiss she since college?
She said, cool, who wouldn't and who asked her if
(30:40):
it was on her like if she kept it like
on her computer, on her like some.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Like that's so weird.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
But then you know, when they're in the Sprinter and
Brittany tells the girls that she trade my trademarked high
body count.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Well, she said, she said, what do you keep it?
On Excel? How do you keep And Brittany's like, yeah,
you know what, I think Brittany's not telling the truth.
I don't think that's a weird number. Three hundred and
sixty that's a lot. It's a lot, but it's like
a weird number out of your ass. So I think
you're full of shit. By the way, just say it.
(31:14):
That is a lot.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
And then her saying that she trademarked.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Did she get mono you think, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Or cold sores?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Is she including her stuffed animals in that?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Probably an account?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
There's no way. I'm sorry, three hundred and sixty seven guys,
there's no way.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Since college, I don't know. But didn't she didn't she
say busy girl?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Didn't her daughter say she was more interested in being
accepted by men?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. I think we need to get
to the bottom of certain things. But anyway, that's guys.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Three hundred and sixty seven guys.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
No, but I did stop me in my tracks when
I heard that, and then I started to count mine.
I don't think I felt I got past ten.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I don't know anyway, And this sprinter Brittany tells the
girls she trade made her the high body count hair
her body count the girls. The girls were like, that's weird.
Why would you trademark it?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
What is she going to do with it? What do
you think she's going to do with it?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well, she's going to have it just like shirts made merch. Yeah,
I mean, and Angie's like fucking mad about it. Ang
you live in a ten million dollar house. You don't
really need to.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
What would run What do you think if Danielle Stobs
trademarked welcome back scumbag, would you be me? It would
bother you.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It would bother me because I said it. And you
know why. The only reason it would bother me is
because why didn't I do it?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I trademarked something. I don't know. Eddie did it for me.
I can't remember what it was. I might be wrong,
but it might be.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
That's my opinion. I might might have trademarked that for me.
I have to ask him.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Eddie loves to trademark things.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Then, Angie, I mean, all the girls are like, what,
what the hell? Why would you trademark that is so weird?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Like why are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I think Brittany needs the money.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I think she should have not said anything. Yeah, that's
the other thing, like why'd you say it? And then
it's the people that actually like you. No, and then
you wait for somebody to make a T shirt that
says welcome back scum back, and then you hit them
with a lawsuit because you trademarked it.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Well, then that's another way to make money. But Angie's
not over it. Angie doesn't let up, Angie, It's not
like you to be mean girl.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Well, Angie's I know. Then Angie's going, She's like, your
hair is still too long, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Oh, then she starts going on her hair. She's like,
when I look at my hair and it looks a
long like yours, it makes me go and cut it,
cut it. But her hair is long, so then you
know what. It's so funny. And then they started busting
Brittany's balls about she didn't come up with anything smart
except tang ting. Is that what it was?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, so's Brittany.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
They talk about.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
How her hair is still too long, and then they
cut to hair confessional and she's got a bob.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, so short?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Do you believe? Do you buy into that?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Because I don't. Do you buy into the age thing.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
At a certain age you have to have a bob
or you have to have your hair shorter. I don't.
I think everybody's face is different, and I feel like
some girls like Lisa rennad looks amazing with short hair.
I will never ever have hair like that because I
just don't have the face for it. I think that
Lisa Renna looks better with short hair than long hair.
(34:32):
And then I think some people like, look at Rachel Zoe,
she's what fifty three or something, she's got that long hair.
I think it looks great on her.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I think it's a personal preference. Here's the thing. As
we get older, we want to wear things for comfort
or things that are easier, right, Yeah, for suremera. So
we give up something for the discomfort or the extra
work it takes to keep it going. That's why people
(35:01):
let their hair go gray. That's why older women cut
their hair. And they're like, you know, you're not gonna
find an eighty year old woman with twenty two inch extensions.
You're not, except unless it's my mother and it's her
real hair. My mother's hair goes down like past you know,
in the middle of her back. She'll never cut it
because she likes to put it up. But she just
(35:21):
said to me the other day, she's gonna be seventy eh,
because I'm tired of coloring, and I think I'm just
gonna let it go, let it go.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah. So I think at the end of the day,
it comes down to it's not about age. For me,
it would be the lack of wanting to freaking keep
doing it now. Paul wants my hair short. Paul wants
my hair how short. No, he wants my regular hair
in because I have long hair. My hair is your
hair without extensions.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah, so I don't have. I took the majority of
my extensions out. I have a really thin row underneath,
just for a little bit of fullness, but I have
nothing on the sides.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
And it feels good, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
It feels so good. But then I look in the
mirror and I'm like, oh god, and I do a
ponytail and it's like, you know, a half an inch
for you know.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's a mind fuck.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
It is, it is, and I want to try to
get used to it, because Sophia's like, Mom, your hair
looks way more natural if you just don't wear those
stupid extends.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Sometimes we look younger with our right, So she said,
out all these long extensions, like Paul would be so happy,
But you know, I can only do it for so long.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Well, I'm waiting. So I had a bad experience and
my hair broke off. So yeah, most of my bangs
are still pretty dead, that like the bottom inch or two.
So as soon as those all grow out, I wouldn't
mind cutting it, like, but if you don't have any
hair on the sides all of this is broken off,
then it looks ridiculous. So it's a process.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
And plus I'm not coloring my hair anymore. If you
saw my bras, I wear the most comfortable brows er
I wear. Not it's so bad. That's how I go
to page. Me and Paul's mom bought the same bras.
One day he almost threw up.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
So when we were in New Orleans, New Orleans, and
they did like, oh, show your boobs, right, I don't normally.
I don't normally wear a.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Bra right now, it looks like it.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Looks like a sports top. You look good, though, looks skinny, skinny.
So I did I have like these? I don't wear bras.
And this is before I got my boobs done, so
I had little, teeny tiny ones. So I just had
this old lady bran and I like showed it and
everybody laughed at my bra, And I don't care.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
It's comfortable, that's right, and that is nothing.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Comfortable is not wearing a bra at all.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's all personal preference.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
But yeah, that's all we got for today.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I mean I'm enjoying them. Listen, girls, don't be mad
at me and Tamra sometimes for like just saying what
we want to say. We love you, we support you,
and we agree that you are an amazing show, and.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
We say a lot that we to be worried about shows.
And I really suck because Jersey isn't back, so that sucks. Okay, Yeah,
I mean it's nothing they wouldn't have said.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Trust me.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
No, I know we could be Listen, you want the truth. Girls,
I could be a lot worse. Yeah, but I still
love you.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Love you, love you, love you.