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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellancamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Millingham and Tamra Judge.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Good morning, Teddy.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hi babe, how's it?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
God good?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Eddie's had a relapse of whatever he had, wronk itis,
went to her took care, he finished his antibiotics, and
yesterday he was felt like he got hit by a truck.
He's been in bed since yesterday. I'm like, what this is.
We're going on over two weeks now, since it's been
since Bravocan Scaramy, Like, he never gets sick like this,
(00:42):
But then I'm seeing a lot of people on.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Manic or is he He's just sick.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
He's sick, sick, Like he didn't even get out of
bed yesterday and I made him his favorite Tia soup,
chicken her tea soup. He couldn't even eat it. Oh yeah,
And it's not like him to not eat. So I'm like,
I think you should go to the doctor, and he's like,
not today, maybe tomorrow. Yeah, He's like, I'm just mean,
you're not going to California Adventure with me tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Are you going tonight?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah? I take it you're not going.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm not going now. I wish I was, but I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Today say four day four, how are you feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm feeling okay. Actually I feel yeah. I have being
this weird like buzzing in my ears, like like it
feels like this is this is annoying. Yeah, and I
feel okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I still have that in my right eye, that spot
that every time I know it's driving me. I'm starting
to get used to it, but it's driving me nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Do you think you're getting enough sleep? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, I went to the doctor. She said it was
something within your eye. There's like this fluid or something
and it crystallizes. It's a age related thing. It's age related,
I said, yourself. Really, I just paid you. Yeah, you're
like for you to tell me my eyes are old.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for that. I could
(02:14):
have went to the Instagram for that.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Year old.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Hang it up, bitch, pay people to tell me I'm old? Yeah,
thank you. You think she said it could last six
months and it dissolves or something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't know. But do they give you any drops
or anything? Na? Nothing, nothing?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You just waited out, waited out.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Wait it out.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I'm going on for two months now, So.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You're getting there, You're getting through it. Are your energy
gum again?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I am my energy gum.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You're liking it every morning?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah? I kind of like it?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Did you? So? Did you like Southern charm?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I did?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I did too.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I love it. I love seeing all the areas, the houses,
the the clothes, the shut being a douche like. I
love it all.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I love it all. Who's your favorite guy right now? Craig?
I know, I mean too.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I know it's like, oh my god, no, I.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Know, I can't even help myself for some reason.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He's cute or when he's single.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's normally how it works.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's like you try a little bit harder when you
don't have somebody to bang.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, well he has lots of people to bang now,
well just on the cast. Yeah, I know, And I
think it's going to bang a bunch.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It starts out where Sally facetimes Anita and Vanita ad met.
She was pissed that Sally was trying to pressure her
and to taking I mean, and to talking to Craig
at Madison's baby shower. Then they move on to talk
about Sally singles party. Did you not feel like this
was very quick and just like Sally wasn't even having it?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah? Yeah, Venita is starting to get on my nerves. Yeah,
she's like a Debbie Downer. Like every scene she's like,
I'm like, stop already.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
How come she's the one that's always planning the parties?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
That's what I was wondering. Is she a party planner?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's what I like her? Now? Is this thing?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't know what anybody does for a living on
this show?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, me neither. I think this show is what they
do for a living.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, people are buying expensive houses. She got Madison buying
a three point nine million dollar house and she said
she did it with her money. We know he's a fireman, Okay,
but three point nine million. How much is Bravo paying her?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Well, she's been on a long time and she probably
does a lot of ads.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, But to me, this is how I've always treated Bravo.
Contract Just save it, just save it. You don't know
what's going to happen. Because if you overextend yourself and
then you buy this three four million dollar house and
then tomorrow the show's over. You were out like, I
(05:11):
don't know, maybe she's making Do you think she's making
a million a year?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, maybe she's making a million a year.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But even if you're making a million a year, that's
I wouldn't be buying a four million dollar house.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But that's me.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm very, very very conservative.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well that's a good thing, but yeah, Vanita's starting to
get on my nerves a little bit. But they move
on to talking about Sally's singles party.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, it's super cute, But how about the flashbacks of
poor Craig. You know, he's sitting there in his house
and he's like, I'm hungover, and he's got like a
a personal like I don't know, is it assistant or
what was that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
His assistant that's been with him from the beginning?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay, and uh he's like, yeah, you got to bring
it on yourself, dude. And then all the flashbacks of
Craig being drunk throughout the years, and everybody goes, Craig,
are you drunk? Craig? Are you slash Craig? Are you
like the poor guy you get drunk fifteen times in
a year in the show, And all of a sudden,
your label is an alcoholic.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well he labeled himself that. But now he's not.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Well.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Now he's back to party Craig.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Now he's back to party Craig.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Now he's back in the past. Because I've only seen
the past few years. Was he like way out of
hand because all the flashbacks they show, I'm like, eh,
just a normal drunken day.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well, he was a kind of a big liar. Oh,
a little bit of a fibber, a little bit of
a fiber.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
So why is he not practicing law?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't think he has his law degree.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh he went to law school, but he didn't pass
the bar.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't think. So something happened that was like I
could be wrong, but allegedly this was all on one
of the reunions that he kind of made up a
story about that. But who knows. He's too busy making
quilt fellows, quilt, some pillows go on. But then helped
(07:09):
him Austin Shep and Witner? This Can we call him
wit because it's too hard for me?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Can we just talk about that for a minute, like
who the hell is Witner? And who names your child Witner?
And why is he getting confessional? And is he a
new cast member? On the show. Like, is he like
a full time cast member?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think so. But I like Witner.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I do because you know why why he ripped on
Shep and his confessionals. And he can serve.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, and he can serve and he Yeah, he's funny.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
But what does it mean chasing Mavericks? What does that
term mean?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Like chasing after like studs?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think because they were surfing. He's like, well, it's
not like we're gonna be chasing Mavericks. So is it
like a surfer? I don't know. I almost googled it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's a movie.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's a movie about surfers. Oh, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Why we have before Austin surfing's dumb? I don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, I mean you just sucked, dude. Well, when the
boys and then the boys come to the bar and
Shep spills the tea about Craig and Sally hanging out
in the hot tub until four thirty a m. After
the baby shower.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I don't think that Shep should give any advice about
texting a girl. I thought that Craig's text was very sweet.
I didn't think it was pussy like. I thought it
was very sweet and kind like that was fun and
da da da. But we saw Shep how he texts
the girl last year. Yeah, remember that big old lung Like, no,
(08:49):
you just sit down and be quiet.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Shep, Shep, Come on, don't be giving women advice. No, Like,
let's let's stick to some things that you know about,
which apparently is so thing and reading.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yes, yes, but I still I love that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
On this show. Witner. That name does make sense, Like
I feel like I knew people named Witner growing.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Up, do you guys, like, okay, so you were raised
in that area? Yeah, okay, okay, so was that normal?
These names? Whitney for a boy, Witner.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Shep's brother. Shep's brother's name well, shep ish shepherd, and.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
His brother's name German.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
His brother's names Witch.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
His brother's name's wit Yeah, so Whitney Witner. Witt is
like a very popular name, Carolina.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes it is, I'm know not every I mean, it's
such a popular name.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You can call him Tam Sue. Can we go there?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I will to see it. Can we do like a
live podcast from.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm sure Shep would let us stay with us in
his new mansion that he has no one else staying in.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
So give me the liaddown On shop. What did his
dad do for a living? Like they talk about how
he has a trust fun I'm not quite sure what
he does for a living.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I don't know because when I was younger, everybody was
kind of the same, so I didn't know that he
had You.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Guys were all rich. Yes, okay, So was that just
your crowd or is that just the nor like that's
are in South Carolina, so it's for rich people.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's well, it's either a place that people go to
retire or it's a vacation spot. Because it was we
had a vacation home there, and then when my parents
got a divorce, my mom moved us into the vacation
home vacation home and so we grew up there. But
(10:56):
I loved growing up there because it was such a
small place. You could write right to school, It was
really safe. Everything was you know, like it was a.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Great What did Shep's parents do? I don't know, you think,
I asked, Well, he used to hang out with them,
I know, But like I want you to think, was
he like jo Ellen camp rich or.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Was he.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Mm? I don't think so, but I don't know it looks.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I like that he just has like a storage unit
filled with like rugs nicely folded and all this furniture. Like,
who says all that stuff?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Apparently somebody that knows they're going to give it to
their kids. Yeah, but I don't know. Okay, Shep kind
of cracks me up too. But then Anita and Rodrigo
goes know, who is really nice of Bravo kan Oh Rodrigue?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh was he?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I don't think I saw him. But Shep's dad was
a lawyer and his grandfather was successful still, Oh, in
the steel industry.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh so that makes sense. That sounds like money.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, the steel stuff sounds like money. Yeah, generational wealth money, yep.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Correct. But no, Rodrigo was so nice at Bravo con.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't know that I saw him. I feel like
I didn't see a lot of people. Maybe they kept
me away from everyone.
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Stuff, you know.
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Vanita and Rodrigu go shopping for decor for Sally's party.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Wait, I have a question. Sorry, I've got questions today.
Were they renting this stuff or buying it?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Renting?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay, because I'm like, this is a weird store.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
They had to have been renting. I mean, I mean it.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Kind of looked like a thrift store. Then I'm like,
they're just renting this, right, They're not buying it.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I just also want to know why Vanita is open
to throw all these parties even when she's pissed off
at Sally.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Should Vanita be mad that Sally has the hots for Craig? Like,
I don't understan I don't know why she cares. I
don't understand why she cares either. This is an ensemble
cast and this is what I hate. And this is where, like,
especially on Housewives, when just because you don't like somebody
in the cast doesn't mean you have to try to
turn everybody against them. Yeah, let's go up. So Vanitas, really,
(14:27):
she's on my shit list right now. So what she
wants to hang out with her? You guys are all
on a cast together. You can't divide and conquer.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And I hate to be the bear of bad news.
But it doesn't seem like Sally is the front runner
for Craig anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
No Craig pushed her to the side. Do you notice
he's spent the hot tub until four in the morning
with her, and then the next party he's like, Sally,
who Hi, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Charlie, Charlie, it's me sorry, and Sally noticed Sally Charlie
a little talking to.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I know, I don't think I would have done that.
I'm the opposite. I'd be like, doesn't bother me. I
don't see it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
She couldn't help herself. She could not help herself. And
then Sally, Vanita, and Rodrigo set up for the singles party,
were introduced to Sally's friend Charlie. Chap had DM Charlie
before the party, and Charlie compares texting SHEP to texting
a dad. And then Sally tells Charlie and Rodrigo she
wants to make out with Craig.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Okay, well, she's got no shame in her game. And
it's so funny because she just nonchalantly talks about it
to Vanita and then she's like, oh, I'm sorry, I
didn't I forgot you guys got beef.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
She keeps forgetting, She keeps because.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
There they've been what happened between the two of them,
that is that bad?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Vanita said something online I know on move on.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
It's like stop, well, I will say. Austin seems so
uninterested in Audrey.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
He does not seem interested in his girlfriend at all.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
But don't you think, like, if you're together with somebody
for six months, you know if you're going to be
you know, you know what your future is like. You
know you're eything to be moving in or you're going
to at least be talking about the future, or you're
going to be breaking up.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I mean they're three years into this. Are they three years?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I thought they were six months at that time.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Three years?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
No, yes, they need to I bet you anything. If
we look on the on the Instagram, they're not together anymore?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well, I think, don't they show and like one of
the are they breaking up? Jesus that he cheated on
her or something like that. Oh shocker, big shocker. But
can you tell me another thing? Okay, So I realized
that Craig makes pillow cases, But any quo qualifies him
to any great pageant?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I really need to understand that.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Is he like a celebrity judger or something like that.
I don't care. She pict to win, well, she didn't win.
S'very pretty. She has a very.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Unique look to her mm hmm. But she looks like
somebody I know. I can't figure out who it is.
I'm gonna hit me at some point. But the way
she's smiled, like I think it's an actress, but there's
something that she smiles. I'm like, why do I recognize
that she?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I know, I know she's but it's very unique. But
can we talk about spike ball? Is this a South
Carolina or North Carolina? Where the hell you're from.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's a Southern thing too.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
It's a Southern thing. I've never in my life seen
spike ball.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It's so funny. You hit it into the middle of
the thing, and then the person next to you hits it,
and it's whoever spikes it out.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It was fun, it looked fun. I'd never played it before.
And also, the beaches over there don't look that great.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
They're amazing.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
It looks cold.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It's not cold.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Through the TV. It looks cold.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's not cold. It's humid as all hell. Really, yeah,
that's why it looks cold because it might be overcast
a little bit, but it's still humid as hell.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I try to say so.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then what about when Madison tells Audrey that Sally
has the hots for Austin.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Madison you're pregnant, you can't drink, you can't cause shit,
but you're going to do whatever you can.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I loved it.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Got a three point nine million dollar house to take
care of.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Now we're not taking any breaks. No, I'm going to
drink my non alcoholic kind of can and I'm going
to destroy the ship. Like this was had real alcohol
in it, and I also had a xanax with it.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Is this the episode where shep into Charlie's DMS because
she was wearing a lemon dress.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, because he was wearing a lemon shirt.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, he probably went out and bought that fucking thing.
He's like, I'm going to show up. He's the ultimate boy,
is what he is?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh my gosh, when you say that, I can't even
think about it. I can't even imagine making out with Shep.
I mean, I love you Shep.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh, come on, You've never made out with Shep?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Never made out with Shep. I made it with a
bunch of Shep's friends, But no, Shep, But no, Shep.
Shep and I can both confirm one hundred percent we've
never made out.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Wow. Has Charlie been on the show before.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I've never seen her before.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Okay, I didn't think so, did you see Austin? When
Charlie walked in, he like licked his lips like this,
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? And then
he's like, oh, by the way, I love my girlfriend.
He's like trying to convince this that he loves his
girlfriend as he's licking his lips and drooling as Charlie
(20:00):
he walks in.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And after he's already said like, he keeps being like,
I have foam, mo, I have foam. Well, I'm so
happy with my girlfriend, but I have phone.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
And there's Sally over there going I'm going to strip
almost naked, and I'm going to jump up and down
and I'm just gonna make sure Craig is looking at me,
and he's not. He's over there staring at Charlie, who's
got to cover up on.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, Charlie kept her cover up on and Charlie. But
Charlie's good at flirting because she's not too over the
top about it.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, how about when shep's like, who's Charlie targeting tonight?
I'm like, not you. She looks at you like a dad.
I'm not you boy, not you at all.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But how do you think when Madison tells Audrey Sally
has the hots for Austin, do you think that she
took it? Like, how do you think Audrey took it?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Well? According to the show, she just kind of blew
it off.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
But I think you see, she starts see a conversation
with Austin. We haven't ever seen like a tense conversation
between them.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
No, And it didn't really go well. He's like, hey, listen, Nah,
you know, I like when you're here, and I like
when you leave, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
And I'm not going to make the effort to drive
to you. You can drive to me.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah, I'd be like, peace out, dude, peace out.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Do you think she seems like that much fun?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Neither.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I agree with Madison. I think Madison is onto something.
I think that he needs somebody that's going to light
a fire under his ass and keep him on his toes.
I think that she's easy. I think she's sweet. I
think she doesn't challenge him, and he can, you know,
bring her in every so often. She has to drive
to his house in that damn traffic and he doesn't
(21:45):
go see her. So I'd be like, I'm out, Yeah,
what's she's got the TV component to it now, so
it's like, no.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
She's in it, she's in it, she's in it, she's
in it.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I don't know. I feel like Sally could be the
female shop.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, what about when Sally makes a stab at Charlie
for flirting with Craig. Not your place, girl, I mean,
after she had already been upset at Vanita because she's like,
Vanita can't tell me who I like and who I
don't want to lie?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That's true, good point, But how about her saying that
she would sleep or whatever she'd make out I can't
remember what it was make out with Austin the day
after he breaks up with Audrey.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Do you think she's playing this up for fun?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I think she doesn't give a shit. I think she's
single for a reason, a little cuckoo.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Who would you rather make out with Charlie or Sally?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh that's tough. They're both super pretty.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I mean they're both stunning. But I think I'm going
to pick Charlie.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Okay, I'll pick Sally then, okay, fine, I mean neither
one's bad.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well, apparently Austin and Audrey break up during the season,
and on last night's watch what happens live. Austin said
he exchanged numbers with Kiki from Miami.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I saw that. Okay, I have to call Keiky and
tell her, no, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I mean I think she could. They could have some
fun together.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Oh he's tall, right, he's really tall, Like okay, she's
just super tall.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, he's like six sib but we're all at that
party together. Mm hmm, yeah that makes sense. Yeah. But
then Audrey tells Austin what she heard, but he insists
that Sally is into Craig. And then Austin tells Audrey
that he does like Sally though, and doesn't want their
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conversation to be misconstrued. Austin feels like he's at an
age where he likes space, but Audrey doesn't want to
give it to a place where the two of them
are living separate lives. Well, I hate to break it
to you.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I know she's just going to say that. I hate
to break it to you, but you are. You are
totally living separate lives.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
This is the definition of separate lives.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I would run so fast.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But also I would make more of an effort if
I was Audrey, like, I'd be out there playing all
the things, like I'd be playing football, I'd be trying to,
you know, keep up a little bit. She's just sitting
at the little thing bitching with Rodrigo. I'm like, uh
uh no, I like Rodrigo. I love Rodrigo.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I love him.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
He's so fun. And then my other question is, who
do you think Venita is going to end up liking
this season? Because no.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Bitches and bitches and bitches and bitches and bitches.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's like, dude, so, what's his name going? What was
that guy's name that was on last season that she liked? PJ.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I don't know. He's not here anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
JT.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
He's not here anymore. And look at what she did
with him. I'm not sure I believe all that stuff.
Now I'm starting to think she just wants me miserable.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I'm starting to think she just wants to come in
bitch a bit. There are some parties, but she always
looks beautiful.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
She's beautiful. Yeah, I just need her to have fun
once in a while.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh my god, know who we haven't even talked about
this episode. Mollie Aboulli. Molli, we saw the lizard snakes situation.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Again and We'll talk about Molly in a minute with
her costume.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Oh my gosh, Molly cracks me up. Why was Mollie
Molly at the singles thing? She is just such like
a guy's girl. She is. She don't give up both
the girls.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I feel like she was like an athlete, like she
just she was a supermodel. Oh that's right, she was.
She was easy with the supermodel.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I more of a supermodel than either of us. She
was a Heidi Klum No, but she was on America's
Next Top Model. I think, Oh.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
That up, first time you made something up.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, truth teller's over here. But yeah, no, Molly cracks
me up because Molly didn't give an f And what
any of these dudes thinks.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
She's just over there playing her trombone or her trumpet
or her whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
What about when she said if somebody didn't know what
her little mini trombone was, then she couldn't date them.
I'm like, well, that narrows everybody out.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Then nobody knows what that thing is. That's the thing
that you play when you're in high school, when you
have to take an instrument, you don't normally just continue
to play it the rest of your life. In fact,
next season, I'm I'm going to pull out of my clarinet.
Middle school, I played the clarinet.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I'm sure you are excellent.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
A I'm going to do it. That's what I'm gonna do.
I don't know. I think I sold you.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
You're going to take some sold any.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yard cell in high school. But I am. I feel
like I can just pick up that clarinet and I
can just go.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You can go.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Is this like the flute? The clarinet is the black
tube with you read in it, And all I can
think of is like you have to put the read
on and you got to lick it, and then when
you play it, it smells like bad breath all the time.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh no, that means you have bad breath.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Well, you have in your mouth and you're sucking on
it and spit gets in there and then just sits there.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Sucking on it.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Well, you're blowing on it. You're blowing on it. But
you're like, you just remember the smell of the reads.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
What about the fact that we haven't said to each
other happy anniversary.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I know we have been together four years yesterday.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I mean that is huge.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Our very first podcast was Orange County. I was not
on the show at the time. Wow, four years town
and that was the last year I recapped Orange County.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Four years and over seventy five million downloads later, I know,
and we've only gotten in one argument by when I
jumped off the Yeah, when you jumped off our group text.
That's the only one. I don't even remember. It was
about meaning any.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
But yeah, I mean, wow, who would have thought, I know,
four years ago, that it would be this big of
a deal.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Who would have thunk it? Who would have thunk it?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Own network? We have people underneath us, like we're going places, lady.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
We got ship, We got our shit together. I mean,
we know how to talk shit about television shows like
no other. Well, speaking of.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I like to say, we recap you know what I like,
what I hate? Now anytime I talked to that's in
the industry, let's say they're a housewife. When they tell
me something, They're like, now, don't repeat this on your podcast,
And I'm like, what do you think I am? Like
you podcast? Yeah? Okay, well I just recorded you and
(29:16):
I'm gonna I'm like, and I say the same thing.
I go, I don't do that. I recap podcasts. I mean,
I recap shows. Oh, I know, I know. I'm just saying,
don't talk about it in your pod, And I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Like, we're not going to talk about it unless we
ask you to your face and you're gonna talk about it. Yeah,
right right.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Hey, it's Wilfred Ell and Sabrina Bryan from the podcast
Magical Rewind, and we have a very special guest on
this week's episode. He's the mastermind behind some of your
favorite movies like Hocus Pocus, Newsy's, The Descendants, and of
course High School Musical. Yes, it is the one and
only a living legend director Kenny or Tega.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
We sit down with Kenny to talk about his incredible
career and the legacy he's created with his choreography and films.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
You seriously will not want to miss this one.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Listen to Magical Rewind on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Hi, it's Jenny Garth, host of the I Choose Me podcast.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
This week, I'm so excited to welcome my friend Gabrielle
carteris the Andrea Zuckerman from Beverly Hills nine O two
on OHO to the pod. We're choosing to get real.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I applied to the networks about my age and contracts.
They never would have hired me if they had known
my age.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
We're choosing to be honest.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
She looked at me, and she said, this business is
about than ask, which you have neither of.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Now we're choosing to get nostalgic. Listen to I Choose
Me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you
get your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Now, we got to get to episode three. It starts
out where Charlie facetimes her mom and tells her what
happened with the whole Sally and Craig situation. Charlie's mom
is definitely someone who needs to have you on Find
my Friends.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
She's she was cute, very southern, you know, she says
it's her best friend. She asked her if she was interesting?
Were you interesting, Charlie?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
She wanted to make sure she's she's out there.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Were you pleasant, Charlie?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Were you pleasant? Do you think anybody's ever asked us
if we are pleasant?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
No, they already know that the answer, We're not pleasant.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Far this thing from pleasant.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
But then you see Charlie later on when they have
the party and something goes down and she's like oh,
and I'm like, oh, there's the Southern girl. That's who
she truly is right there.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Well, she's a pageant girl.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Did you ever want to be a pageant girl?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Never? I didn't have a debutante. I didn't never been
a pageant girl.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I'm just you know, did you go to a cotillion?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I did not, But I do pretty good manners when
it comes to you do where do you pick them? As?
She pull out your piece of gum and stick it
on your table next time, I think this.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Gum makes me go crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
So take it out. It's always the gum's fault.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Well, it says energy and focused gum, neurogum.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well can you send some to me?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Well, I'll like to know, and you can buy it
off my I'll bring them. It calms in like you
get like six of these when you order it.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh, I love They have them all stocked up over there.
But then Vanita goes over to Sally's house. Vanita tells
her that Mollie isn't a big fan of hers, and
Sally admits that she thinks Craig is hot. Vanita tells
Sally that she needs to have more respect for her
in this situation. Sally said she'd never picked Craig over Vanita.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Anita needs to relax. She's the calmer tits. She's such
a downer, like, just just relax a little bit. She
needs some of this gum.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yes, she needs some of the gum, because we don't
even remember why she's upset with Craig at this point.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
And her and Craig aren't even talking. If it's that bad,
go talk to him. We're an episode three now and
you haven't even spoke to him.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Who is she spoken to? If she's not planning your party,
who's she speaking to?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
No One? Well, Rodrigo, I think is the only one
that I've really seen her talk.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
To, because I don't think Sally is like really salivating
to be besties with Vanita at this point.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
But why yeah, but why would it be you have
to pick between Vanita or Craig? Like why?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Why?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Why? Why?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
What are we?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Do you think that you can call DIBs on dudes
if you're single, like I called DIBs on Craig, or
I called DIBs on so and so.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
No, I don't think so, I think unless you've already
made out. I mean, here's the thing, if one of
my girlfriend's made out with the guy the night before, no,
I off limits. Yeah, off limits. I mean it's just
kind of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Move to do. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I don't think you should, but you know, Teddy, the
heart wants what the heart wants once what.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
It can't have. Then Madison and Austin go to lunch
and Madison asks how long distance it's going with Audrey.
Austin admits that when Audrey's gone, he questions, there a
forever thing. This friendship cracks me up because you have
to remember that Austin and Madison used to be a couple.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I know that's the same thing I thought when I
watched it. And I love that she's drinking fake beer
every time she goes out.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
She is ready to pop that baby out.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I was shocked to hear she has twelve weeks left.
I know, she looks so uncomfortable already, Like I'm like,
I thought she was going to say like three weeks.
She's like twelve weeks, like three months. I know, I
know it's cute. I love the Medisine's like when was
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the last time you had crabs?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
And he's like, oh, funny. Funny, funny, You're real funny there.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Do you think any of these guys other than Craig
have the ability or they're capable of being in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I think if they weren't on a television show.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yes, Oh, Shep's going to be sixty before you find somebody.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I think, well, he'll be able to do the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
There you go, yep, so that out there in the universe.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, there you go, Shep, we got your next gig.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I was shocked to see Charlie Charlie at her art gallery.
I mean, that's like a kind of a grown up job.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
That was a grown up job, but I was not Craig.
Did Craig just show up there or did he say
can I come by and look at artwork?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I don't know. But he goes to their art gallery
and he's like, do you have all with tigers? Polar bears?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Looking for a large painting with a polar bear on
it or some tigers, and she's like, we don't have anything,
Like you're.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
An idiot, You're an idiot. And then he's like, well,
is this lady going to die soon?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Is it going to make it more expensive?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I mean, he's asking all the right questions, right, No,
I do, But she's eating up every second of it.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
She loved it.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
I think Craig and Charlie make a very hot couple.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Me too. And I think that she's just like laid
back enough that it could probably work.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
But it looks really tall.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
She does look tall.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
She looks really tall.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
For her love. Yeah. People say that about me all
the time too, me too, Yeah, I get that all
the time. But Charlie does admit that she likes flirting
with Craig. Okay, which is good except for sad friends.
Just yeah, but how are they okay? They're good friends?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah? Then Shep and Rodrigo go to Shepp storage unit
to get furniture for Shep's new house.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Well, Rodrigo is a interior designer. Did we find that out?
I didn't never knew that.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah, we knew that. But what about the painting of
young Shep? And why was there?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
You know you're rich when every year your dad does
a has an oil painting of you in your golf club.
That's when you know you're right. You're rich when yeah,
and then you put them down the hallway of your mansion.
But now they're in storage.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Now they're in storage. But he was like, gosh, look
I was so full of life and useful, and I
look so happy. His eyes, the look in his eyes
was that.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
What he said?
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Shep just bought a three point two million dollars second home.
How far away is this from his? Because his regular
home doesn't look that big.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I don't know how far away.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
We all relatively live in small spaces, except for obviously Whitney,
who lives with his mommy.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
And now Madison Patricia.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Now Madison's got a five thousand square foot house with
seven bathrooms, and she just wants to pump out those.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Kids, and she's ready to pop them out from hard though.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
When her husband works, where does he work, like la
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, he goes and does like his shifts.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
And why doesn't he just transfer? I'm sure they have
a fire department there.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I think it's really hard to transfer once you're in
a certain fire department.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Oh, come on, it is.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
My uncle is in the fire department, and I know
that whenever he wanted to transfer locations, it was always
very difficult. Hm. So they need to fix that. I
think they will end up doing it. But then Austin
got two new kittens. He and Craig go shopping for
the cats. Craig asked chat Gpt to give him costume
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ideas for Witner's literary figures themed birthday party. Do you
think we could have figured that out on our own?
We could we even with chat GPT. I don't think
we could have figured.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I don't even know what a literary I can't say
it literary, literary, literary figure is? I mean, wasn't somebody
dressed like freaking Harry Potter?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Like?
Speaker 3 (39:31):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
What is any figure that was in the movie?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
No? Literary? Well, Harry Potter is a movie. I've read
a lot of books.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
It was your favorite costume, Mollie, Mollie, don't give any
She's just like, you know what, Yeah, I'll put on
a full blown beard.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Was that like Harry Potter?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
No? Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Was that? I don't even know what it was? Lord
of the Rings?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Lord of the Rings?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Okay, I think that. I like Madison's the best.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I liked Madison's and I like Craigs. It does Craig
look hot?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Oh he's a little rebel.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I think he was from the Lost Boys or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean it's a cute idea, but
the fact of the matter is they do this all
the time in his family. It makes for interesting family photos,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, but I didn't see them posing for any photos.
But then I did get a little laugh when Craig
was like, you know, I was used to doing this
all the time in my past relationship. And then they
like panned to like a little bit of Summer House
where they're always doing costumes like every weekend, and I
was like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
When I was in the Hamptons every.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Year when I was in the Hamptons.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
When does that show come back?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Do you know? Hopefully soon?
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I like, uh, Summer Charm, Summer Charm, Southern Charm better
than Summer House.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah, I think. Well, I mean it came before, right, don't.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I just like the feeling of it.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
I know the other ones are.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Like a bunch of forty year olds still be party raging.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I know, I wonder what they're going to do now
with all the changes, But.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Craig, it comes out.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah. Then Craig tells Austin about his single life and
being able to kiss Charlie or Sally if he wants to,
and Austin says he has a little bit of fomo.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Well, would you imagine like if they were still together
and she had to watch that?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine she is going
to be watching that and she's going to be pissed.
What literary do you think you'd go?
Speaker 3 (42:01):
As? That means I would have had to read a book.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I would probably have to say Doctor Seuss because that's
my reading level.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, well, I'll be right there with you. Which one
should I be?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah? Then everyone goes to Witner's party. While Craig's flirting
with Charlie, Austin makes fun of him, and Craig notices
Craig poor shots while Austin continues to make little digs
about him in a single life. And then Craig tells
Austin that he's just jealous, and Craig yells at Austin,
you told me you were jealous I was single, and
Austin denies it. This fight escalates pretty fast.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I don't think that Craig was wrong. I think that
Austin is so jealous of him and everything he does,
he makes fun of him. I don't know. I think
all the guys kind of have a thing with Craig.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Well, I think they're mad because Craig changed so much
when he was in his relationship Duig.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
I hate to break get to your people, but that's
what happens. Yeah, people change, That's what happens. When your
friend just got a new boyfriend. I don't hear from
her anymore. Do Am I mad about it? No? No,
you know what I mean. It's just that just happens.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Which friend Heather, Yeah, how she did. And I'm not
talking about Heather de Bro. Calm down, everyone.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
No, Heather. I mean so you know I would talk
every day and now she's got a boyfriend, so you
know we don't talk as much. Yeah, talk less, And
I get it.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
And that's fine, and it'll change and it'll ebb and
flow and that's what happens. But I didn't. Do you
think he's going to come back outside? Do you think
he was just walking inside pissed for a second and
then this is going to continue next week with them
fighting outside of that house. Yes, okay, all right, just
to be sure on that. I just was wondering your
(43:55):
thoughts because I was like, I'm not ready for this
to end. I need more information.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Yeah, did you happen to see the new picture of
Andy Cohen going with his reunion? Does he have new teeth?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I can't tell if he's got new teeth or he
just got them whitened, because the shape is still the
same and they don't really look like veneers.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
No, the shapes are not the same.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
The shapes are not the same.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
No, no, they're not.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Well, why don't we ask him? Did you get some veneers?
Because they look cute, they look.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Good, they look well, yeah, they look good. I remember
when I got my veneers. He what was it was?
We were at a charity event and he said something like,
don't are told Heather to bro don't get veneers like that?
So I always thought he was against them. Maybe he
cracked a tooth or something.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
I think he. I think it was just whitening in
an angle because the tooth the teeth still looked pretty
pretty similar.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
I looked it up and supposedly he had veneers put
on November fifth, So.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Maybe m hmmm, we're just noticing now.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Well I noticed immediately because I'm very much.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
A twoth guy. Yeah, so I went to look at
people's teeth on Southern chime on Southern Chime face sheet,
and everybody smiling with their mouth closed except for Madison
and Charlie. So that's a ship. Who do you think
would be our best friend on Southern charm Oh geez,
(45:30):
I want Madison to be my best friend. Oh you
can't stay my best friend. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Well we're going to have to be. It's going to
be a threesome. We're going to be the new Tracey Vegas.
That's when we moved to Charleston. Yes, yes, and then
your guy pick us, Craig. Oh yeah, damn it.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
We have the best, same best friend and the same boyfriend.
This is going to make our four year anniversary really difficult.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
That is what it is.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
But I'm happy this show is back. I am loving it.
It's giving me life and we will be back tomorrow
to recap. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is bad.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Beverly Hills is on tonight.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Guys, so make sure your tune is good, super good,
super good. All right, we'll talk to you guys soon.