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November 20, 2025 35 mins

Southern Charm is BACK!! 

Who had the best glow-up this season? What cast members need to start dating?! Are we siding with Craig or Venita in this fight?

Plus, Teddi teaches Tamra all about proper southern etiquette and Tamra reveals her least favorite thing about these southern boys’ dress code. 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tama Judge. Hello, Hello, Hi,
what's going on.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I've missed you.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I've missed you too. I've been away. I've been away,
and by being away, it's just I've been trying to
get myself back and check. I'm feeling a little bit
better this week.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yay, yay.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
So it's good. And I'm starting this new thing starting today.
Any day that I'm home, I'm going to move my
body for twenty minutes in some capacity.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, I just don't overdo it.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I know that's what I'm doing. Twenty minutes. And I've
been like twenty casual minutes on the bike and already
I'm feeling a little bit, like you.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Said, twenty casual minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, twenty casual? Were they they were quite casual. I
feel like so much is missed and something that I
know I'm not really allowed to talk to you about,
you know, just see me about it. But there's a
different camera that I know than what I saw on
episode one of the reunion, like I think, like you're

(01:12):
so warm and kind and loving, and like.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, Housewives is not about warm and kind and loving,
I know, but to get that out of the way,
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
But I want people to understand that that there is
a different side like people these first episode you went
a little rogue. First episode you seem to.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Sit on the edge of the couch and be quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You had to be in your bonnet about Shannon, and
I couldn't figure out why.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm just a ball of love.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's a ball of love.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
What it is or was, is that the whole season
for me was so difficult to film. You know, my
headspace wasn't there. I didn't want to be there half
the time. I was quitting all time just because I
was just I was in a good headspace. Yeah, and
I've never really been like that before, you know, filming,
and it was just difficult. And then now I'm like, wait,

(02:04):
you guys, I feel like we're not really all there
for me during this. I need girls like in Salt
Lake City. I want to have fun. I don't want
it to be like, oh damn, she's so horrible on
she's been out to get me. No enough I've been
having me forever. She's fought with everyone. Well, listen, bitches,

(02:25):
I've been on the show for fifteen years. If I
haven't fought with everybody, that I'm not doing my job.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Then she's not doing a job. We need a little
bit of fighting, but.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Which brings me to But I need a little fun.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Too, Yeah, I need a little fun. So you know what,
I'm happy if they bring Vicky back. Yeah, But I
have to say now we're recapping Southern Charm.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
This episode, I was like elated me too. I loved
watching it. I don't know what it was, but I
watched it twice, like this is so good. There's very
few shows that I can watch twice. Yeah, and I
watched it twice and I thought it was good.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And I thought it was you know, it's not like Housewives,
where it's screaming and yelling and throwing things. It's just
a different type of.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Because they're being one hundred percent authentic to who they are. Yeah,
whether they're complete shit shows, live or cheaters.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I mean, when Austin said he wanted to get When
Austin said he wanted to get pregnant so he could
keep his drinking in check. I almost died.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
But two of our producers said it, this was this
episode was a nightmare. So I'm like, what am I
watching that they're not watching.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I enjoy it, I love it. I mean your favorite
talk to me about episode four. Yeah, that we may
feel differently, but it was just I don't know. I
think because when you watch so many Housewive episodes, then
when you watch something else, you're like, oh, Okay, this
is how because there's just certain formulas that different reality
shows kind of.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
A different formula, And I like it. And I love
the southern accents. I love the way they I love
you know, Madison, sweet little accent, and the thing she
says cracks me up. I don't want nipple cream from you, Austin.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, she didn't want to know nipple creme.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I don't want no nipple cream from you.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, it starts off with the show where Austin calls Madison.
Madison is in her third trimester and she's throwing a
baby shower.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Do you love her honesty? Sorry to mean to cut
you up. She's like, I hate being pregnant. The only
people that enjoy it are liars and sociopaths. I'm like,
I'm with you, girl.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I will suck third bet. I completely agree. Because Madison
then goes to Craig's house, Craig says he was betrayed
by the person he trusted the most, referring to his
ex girlfriend Paige Desorbo. I really want to break this
down a little.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Bit because I think Craig needs to get off Instagram
because his comment where he said she wants to be
the villain, she wants me to be the villain in
her story. I'm like, I've seen that on Instagram so
many times. I know where you got that from.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, we know, Like I've seen it with a little
music being played too, Like it's not even it's probably AI.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, I gotta believe just from this this clip alone,
that page is like, oh hell no. Somewhere she's going,
oh no, I'm not getting blamed for this.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, I went back and watched some of Summerhouse and
she's like, I don't even believe there was a ring.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, they said that on this episode too. They did
a flashback of it. I think it's the reunion or something,
And do you think there was a ring?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't know, because they all talk about what a
big liar, Craig is, but.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Since we started watching Stacy. But he's just so cute.
He gets away with that, right, I know. But there's
a little bit of a glow up.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, I think just because he's single, he just looks what.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, also, hair's toussled, his smiles.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Big, he's more confident. Yeah, I think he was feeling
I don't know. I mean, maybe that drinking again.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Maybe he's just druck. But I did I did appreciate
when he said that he really wants to start to
get to know women before he gets intimate with them.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Well, he's learned that now. It's that it's been six
or seven months. He's really probably gotten his count, like
his body count is high.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, it's not good to bone him on the first day, right, Okay,
what kind of girl you'll learn till the second? Yeah,
at least the second. So Craig started dating a girl
like pretty quickly, right, this Natalie girl, who is she?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't know. I mean, here's the thing about Charleston
in the South. There is a.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Pleasant fuck each other, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, there's a plethora of like naturally beautiful women there is. Yeah,
I mean the guys are too, but I just can't.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I have a hard time with the high waisted pants
and the belt and the shirt tucked in.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, see, I grew up with that, so that's all
I know. I'm used to that look, gotcha. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I think if I live there, I would be used
to it. But if Eddy tried to tex.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Shirt, no, well, first comes to worse. Craig can just
be the Golden Bachelor. I mean he's almost thirty seven. Oh,
he is thirty seven.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Thirty seven years old, and he's really worried that he's
aging out. No one's gonna want him, right. I definitely
think he's the guy that gets better looking as he
gets older.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, which is because.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
My glam girls, Oh yeah, I'm gonna call you out,
Michelle and Chelsea, they talk about him all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
But I'm trying to think. I feel like I've met
him before a couple of times, and I have. I've
never felt that one I've actually been in his presence.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
He's nice, he's charming. I don't know, he just maybe
it's because Michelle keeps telling me he's flirting with you.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
But no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, No, he wasn't flirting
with me at all. I was like, show, probably nice.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
He's nice, she alerts with everybody. I think he has
started with me before, way back in the day, right
after my face lift. He thought I was much younger,
at least twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
He's like, you know what, for a one timer, this
will do.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
He lifted his age from twenty four to twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
That's not what twenty eight years old. I can't. But
oh my god, I'm kids at age. Shep goes shopping
for the baby shower with Austin. Shep says his dating
life is active and his age rate has increased, which
we just talked about that. Austin talks about his relationship
with Audrey. He gets frustrated when people ask him about

(08:38):
their future and marriage because they haven't even talked about
it themselves. Do you think it's rude to ask somebody
about a couple about marriage?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I mean if it's your close you know, your family,
your front, you know, close friends like, hey, you know,
how's it going? I mean, how long have they been dating?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
There has to be some sort of discussion about it,
even if it's I'm not.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, maybe he just doesn't want to give it up.
I had to laugh at Shep's word vomiting as he
walked into the store and was talking to the girls,
and they're just He's just you know, and this they
date each other, and didn't they They just look at
each other and they're like, awkward, so awkward. So funny
that they said that.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
What about when he picked up the rocking horse, the
little rocking horse, And they're like, he's like, oh, this
looks nice. Shoot, but it's expensive fifty dollars And Austin's like,
shut up, shep trust fun baby cracked me up.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
But they did you see their hats that they were wearing. No,
Austin said, Nashville, and I kept trying to like look
at Shep's and I thought, I said, I love small wieners.
I love small waters or something like.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
That, or small waters.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know, I can't It was like he kept
moving so I couldn't see it. But at first sight,
I thought that said I love small wieners.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, then Austin tells him about how going to the
pool with Craig. He says that Craig took multiple shots in.
Austin says he hopes that Craig doesn't continue to turn
his drunk dick head self.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
You know what, I want to see his drunk dickheads
get drunk, be a dick he's drunk, start lying, be
a lion, talk about how you're an attorney, and then
then goes sell me a pillow.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, I show me a pillow when it's your first
time and isn't fully done. Well.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I was on chat with my glam girls and I
said on chat, I know, right, and so they I
was saying, yeah, you know what, I think, agreed, Craig
does look pretty hot. I go, but he lost me
when he said he was cool team blankets and she goes,
I like that. I go, of course she would, he could.

(10:51):
He can, he can alter your clothes, your stuff. I mean,
I know, oh god, if he starts saying if he
starts christ Shane.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Hm, that's not I can even crochet. I mean I
used to be able to crochet. I don't know. But
I also want to say this is a tip. If
there's anybody that is listening to this podcast that is
going to a baby shower anytime soon, do not spend
three hundred and fifty dollars on a Teddy bear for me.
Just give me cash. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
And not to mention those giant Remember when Costco had
those gigantic Teddy Bears.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, and they take it up like half a room.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
When Eddie and I were dating about a year, he
surprised me with this convertible BMW and the top was
off in this gigantic I mean it was as tall
as me. Teddy Bear. You have to have like a
special room for it, Like what do you do with it?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
And then they fall it's already falling. Funny, it's not
even sitting up right now.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's like a bed.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's so big you can sleep on it. It was
probably in his car like smushed down since you bought it.
He'd put like luggage on it.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
But what do you think about Austin trying to talk
to Craig about his drinking because I know personally that
when you start talking about a friend's drinking, it doesn't
end well. Well.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I think these guys have gone through it so many times,
like we've heard this story from each one of them,
like that they kind of have like a really bad
year and then they're like I'm done, I'm done drinking,
and then yeah, they come back around.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
And they're not spring chickens.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, no, not spring chickens. I think just you know,
as long as they keep it somewhat in check, they
still can give us good television without ruining their lives.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well, what I do love is that they're like, yeah,
I got a drinking problem. I got to keep my
drinking in check. Usually on Housewives, it's like, I don't drinky.
I do not drink. I don't hold on.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Maybe I had a glass I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
My thing is I don't have a drinking problem. I
have a drunk problem.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Listen, as long as I'm not blacked out, I'm a
real peak.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
The drinking is not the problem.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's the drunkness. What about Mollie when she shows at
her hoarder.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
House, I almost I had so much anxiety looking at
all the clutter and then the frozen mouse.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
She just know they did that.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I didn't know either. I didn't know. I mean I've
had people that have had snakes, those big giant ones,
and they would feed them like live mice.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah. Well, Molly's house is like the house you go
to in your you can.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Probably just don't need. You should pull up a basket
of clothes.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
There's probably a mouse hunder there or something, yeah, I know,
or another snake. But like, no, I don't need a chair.
I don't need a beverage. I don't need anything. I'll
just pick you up. I'll meet you outside.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
But later on they show the snake crawling up her stairs. No, no,
last night, Yester. We got home from Big Bear and
we're home for a couple hours, and I went to
go down on my bed and my bed has its
upholstery headboard, and it's got a ton of pillows. I'm
laying there, popped up on the pillows.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
And tell me there's a mouse.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I'm gonna lea And all of a sudden, the pillows
start moving underneath and I jumped up so fucking fast,
and it was the dog. He burrowed himself behind the pillows.
I had been there for five minutes, didn't even know
he was there, And I jumped up, and he pops
his head up, like what what's putting up? Like you asshole?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
That would have scared the crop out of me. Out
of me yep, well, I do know things. I don't
need a gecko, a snake, three cats, and a dog
and a cluttering issue.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I was thinking about the smell.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I was thinking about you know who was really struggling. Rodrigo.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
He was. He was like, girl, he's hitching, He's like scratching.
He's like, this ain't good. All this stuff is making
me have anxiety.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Like I don't even know why he stopped by there,
other than to tell her what she needs to clean up.
But at first I thought they were going to have
a dehoarding session, but then he was just coming by
to catch up. But he never even sat down. He
was like, I'm not sitting in this place.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Somebody needs to send like organizers over there to help
this girl out because she's too busy playing or tuba
whatever it's called trombone. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
They call it a different we's got to get into
her crying about missing the tuba performance.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
What do you think about Molly and shep?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't think it would last.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I don't think so either.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Now, Vanita shops with Sally for the baby shower. Vanita
says after the reunion, JT went to her towerm until
five am, and then after that he blocked her and
she hasn't heard from him since. Fanita talks about Craigs,
she says he's a bitch, and then clips are shown
of Craig saying he doesn't want to be associated with
Bevanita and says that she took Page aside, and Sally

(15:59):
says van should have sided with Craig because he brought
Paige into the friend group.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well, first of all, are you gonna miss JT? But
he brought so much drama. There's always got to be
one villain.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
He brought so much irritation. I think they're going to
do all right without him. But who until five am
and then blocks them?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Just I mean, either he is a royal asshole or
there's more to this story.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's it's understood absolutely, not.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Absolutely, but even at the thing and last year she
said she would still want to be with him.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I know the girl is caught up on him. Hopefully
she's moved on. But do you think Venita should have
chosen Craig's side?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think if Vanita doesn't know either way, then don't
get involved. Like it's not like I saw her hanging
out with Paige a bunch.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's what I was wondering. Do you know how close
they were?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I think if she was very close with Paige age then,
but also I think she could have just stayed neutral. Yeah,
it wasn't necessary for her to go to that point.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well especially well, I'm glad because they're on a show together.
So now we got something instantly to talk about. But
can we talk about Sally? Did she have a little
bit of a glow up too?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Her as a brunette is stunning, stunning.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm like, she looks so good. She's always been beautiful.
But I'm like, at first, I'm like, who's that?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I know, but I remember when she changed her hair
color before, I think the reunion last year. I was like,
who is that?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Did she?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I mean it just it's do don't go back to blonde?
Stay here.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, it is so pretty.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
What if people call this color bronde? I don't know where.
It's like a light brown. I'm trying to get there.
I'm trying to get there. You ain't there? Termed yet? No?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
God, who scares me, Miss Patricia? She scares me a
little bit. She was.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
She scares me too, I know, did she Do you
think she is the one that paid for that baby shower?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah? I would think that was her yard, right, Yeah,
it was her backyard because then remember they went into
the what did they call it the layer?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I don't know it was called, but I mean it
is absolutely beautiful. I would love to have a house
like that. When I see houses like that, I'm like,
I'll move into the South.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I'm doing it. Yeah. But my last question in regards
to Vanita, do you think she even talks to Page anymore? No?
Me neither.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, probably was last night after the episode having my back,
no problem anything else you want me to say, just
tell me, just feed me whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
What did he do to you?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Girl? I could see it. Why you tell me what
he did? And I will stick up for you because
I'm I mean more to take about.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I mean, we don't have JG to argue with, so
we need.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
We can't just argue about. You know, the necklaces on
the Swans are not positioned properly.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
How did she make the swan necklace longer? I wanted
to know.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I was like, did you see it was like just
like it looked like a lay that was plastic one
around the neck and it was way up, you know,
a little royal pair, and so she wanted to pull
it down, and she wanted to add some real flowers
to make it look better. Oh, very detailed.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I thought she was just trying to move it down
lower on the neck, And I'm like, how did she
do that? Without anymore?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Have you ever have you ever grown up with someone
like that that's that attention to detail? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Or I mean half the mom's in South Carolina where
I grew up, are like that. I mean you got
to remember that's where Schef grew up.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, I mean, I'm so glad that my mom has
a zero, zero opinion about everything. Whatever, do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
And everybody was like, you would have to be like
miss Tamra, Miss Tamra. I'd have to have my kids
be like, I.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Like that, do you do that now? No?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, but I had to call everybody else's parents when
I was a kid. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
And does is it me? Or does Whitney look different
every single season?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well? Does he have was it just me? Or did
he have a mustache or did I just dream that I.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Remember him having a mustache. I don't know if it
was this season now or last season. He just looks
different to me. He's always different. He's he just like
a rebel. Sometimes he's in a leather jacket, wears glasses,
other times he's really put together.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
All I know is we never talked about wanting to
make out with him.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
But did you notice when Venita and Sally walked into
that party, neither one of them were wearing the dresses
they were shopping for.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well, thank goodness, Now this will look much better on me.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yes, let's get this.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Let's switch it. Let's switch the baby doll dresses.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
That's one thing they do on Housewives. You're gonna go
shopping for the trip. Okay, okay, we get these outfits.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh, we don't know. We just try them on, We
just try them on. Yeah. I mean you could tell
that they're not been around that long because they were
even willing to try them on. Normally, there's not even
a try on. There's just a look, look around, look.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Just so we can talk. Just like.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
The clothes.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, oh this looks good.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Let's try it on. Let's walk out and show the camera.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I was like newbies, I know, back in the day.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I would try things on now and like, noop, not happening.
Back then, I'd be like, give me that bikini, I'll
try it on. Walk out Now, I'm like, no, give
me that wet.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Suit, give me that moo, moo. I'll put that.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Wet suit in the big old hat. Yeah, I'll wear that.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
You did wear a what suit?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I didug?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I know?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
So hot?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
A hot tub? Yeah? I was confused. Was it because
you didn't want it to tye your body?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Because I just didn't want the cameras to touch my body.
I didn't need them to get a glimpse of any
cell light. Yeah, any saggy skin. I already get enough
hate messages. I don't need to be here. You're ugly
in fat too.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
God, people are so beyond So all the guests start
to arrive. Anita says she's terrified to talk to Craig
because she's seen him yell at a lot of people. Okay,
wait a minute, they do flashbacks. I didn't hear any yelling.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
There was no yelling, and that that irritated me. And
that pisses me off when someone says that, because you're like,
I can yell. Yeah, I can yell. But also, everybody
yells at everybody on these shows. Everybody yells.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
But I've had certain people speak to me in a
way that I've felt uncomfortable. I've talked about it before
with Erica, like Aaron Denise's X.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, well especially cow that's gross.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, but like then I heard so I was expecting
that kind of tone, and flashbacks didn't give me that.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
No.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I was like, no, no, you got to get out
of here. I'm done with this.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I mean, what do we.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Want guys on a reality show?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
We want everybody to be proper and not raise their
voice and never tell anybody off, and then they complain
that it's boring. It's boring, so raise your voice?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
What about she's on that woman? Okay, Sally says that
Craig looks good, but she is a huge girls girl
with venitas, so she doesn't want anything to happen. She's
a girl's girl.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
For half an episode, Sally's like, Craig is hot and
he is single, and I am moving on in so
the love We hear later that there's a love triangle.
So is that Sally and the new girl?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah? I think it's Sally and the new girl who
we haven't officially met yet, who know who? She kind
of looks like remember the girl from Summerhouse that came
in for one season? What season was that last? Lexi?
Lexi was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he kind of reminds
me of LEXI would.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh, yeah she does.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
She's really pretty. Yeah, she's really really pretty.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh my god, I can't wait for this.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I know. Also do we kind of see Austin making
out with somebody in the season?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
So is that his new his girl? I don't know
how how long he's been dating this girl. You said
three years.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I've made up three years.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I made three years. But we didn't see her last season,
so yes we did. Oh that's the same girl.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Oh okay, so she came in and like had met
with his family. I mean, I think that's last season.
It could be two seasons ago because okay, if I
watched last season, because it might have been in the
We're like at the reunion time of when I started
to really go crazy with my tumors, like a year up,

(24:48):
when I was all tuned up like this is We're.
I started looking back. Thanks a lot phone for reminding
me of this date last year.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I was like, whoa, where were you last year?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
It's just a lot god in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Oh you were. I can't believe that it's been what
like ten months now, I know, almost eleven month months,
but look at you now, I know, well, doing all
right as writing books, doing documentaries, like you're going to
be in Dance with the Stars. It's all coming for you, girl.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Oh yeah, I can feel it? Could you make you
feel it? There's never a year I've been happier not
to be on Dancing with the Stars than this year.
They are so good. I just looked at it. I
just watched them, and I'm like, if me or Tam
was on the show, we would it would be a
humiliating feat.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, not to mention that it's also a popularity, so
people have to vote for you like those twats No.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
One, they're not talented dancing, and two they bug us,
we're not voting.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
For the Oh god, we'd be gone. First first episode.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Oh god, I watch Forces too. Where Brittany quit? First
episode RTE she did, Yes, she didn't even make it
her first day.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, did she get hurt or she just like nope,
sorry not but she.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Couldn't do it. She said she physically couldn't do it.
And then second to quit. This is going to be surprising. Teresa.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Teresa quit. Yes, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I haven't watched the show.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I just know I know, thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I don't want to do that I watch with Cruise.
We love it. We're obsessed, but I mean, I know,
relate to it.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
But that'd be a good one for Eddie to do.
He likes that stuff that military spartan couples do it together.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
You could do it with him?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh yeah, yes, sure, I'd probably break all my bones
and my new boobs they pop, like didn't Denis's pop el.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Boob popping show. Well, anyway, Craig, Well, Madison kind of
looks at Craig and she's like, well, you wouldn't be
into Sally, would you. And he's like she is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
And she's like, yeah, yeah, the way she did it, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
So proud of herself.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
When Madison was talking to Patricia and she goes, you know,
he did a good job with your son, and she's like, yeah,
but now number two, I'm you know, I'm hearing that
it's like tougher or something like that. She goes, I'm
hoping this girl is nothing like me, and this goes,
I was thinking the same thing.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well, then Molly says Corey Craig's friend is a huge
flirt and a fuck boy way, and they spend a
long time talking with each other, No, he's a no
for me. He's a no for me too. I got
into that kind of hair.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
That I was going to say the same thing. If
he could just maybe change the hair. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, I can't get past it. He's trying to give
Benson boom vibes but it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, and then him talking about his snake and his
tight pants and she clearly, Molly clearly knows she said it.
He's a fuck boy. He's a fuck boy. Gron Molly,
run and then walk to your snake. How body home?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Bursting when she says I'm gonna I need to leave
in fifteen minutes to go to my thing, and then
she doesn't actually leave because she maybe she was into him,
she was into it, But then she starts crying to him.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Is it because she got text messages? Where are you?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah? Well she texted them that she wasn't coming, and
then they were like, She's like, are they gonna hate me?
And the one person said yes or something like that.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I feel like sweet little nerd.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
She knows herself.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
She's a little nerd. She's like big nerd.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
And then Madison gets emotional over Rodrigue's gift which was
a painting of a Teddy bear. Her baby will be
named Teddy after her father.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
How about Craig's present to her Riggs present, Well, it
looked like it was finished, quilted her a blanket.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I think he said the night before, Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
It wasn't finished. Or was that the one last last
baby baby shower? Was it that he gave a blanket to?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Or someone who was no longer on the show? Who
I know? But who is a really pretty one? I'm
blanking on her name.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
They're all really pretty.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
She's married, has kids. It was before we started recapping
the show, but I fell on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Because I'm like, was that Matt Because I thought, at
first it goes that Madison when she was having her son.
Now Madison's been on long enough, right that she probably
had her son Hudson on the show.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Right, No, she wasn't even on the show then, Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Okay, I've only seen like the last three years.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
She was like from she started like season one and
like her husband never wanted to be on the show.
Oh gosh, I'll remember it, like I really need to.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
When I have the dad, when I have the downtime,
I'm just gonna go lay in bed a.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Lot to watch all the Yeah you're not your teenager
bedrot bad rot. Yeah, yeah, you're like seeing you're gonna
be like six seven.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Oh, can you explain to me the six seven? I
saw people, even Gina dressed up like her and Travis
six seven, and I'm like, what is that? I asked Kayden,
who's in mid twenties, and he's like, I really don't know,
Like it's like something new.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
All the kids know it, but nobody really knows what
it is. But when they got to be little.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Kids, because Gina has her kids are little like all
kids like stillers too, No, then.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
They're well, I don't know. I went over to Kyle's
house the other day and she had balloons from one
of her daughter's parties that said six seven on it.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh my god, I don't what does it mean. I
think it's a middle school thing.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
It has no specific meaning, Like most of what we say,
like this entire podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
We'll start going six nine, six nine. That's the only
six anything I know from my era? Six nine.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you remember when we were younger and we used
to be able to do Star sixty seven on the
phone and then you could like add more people to
the phone call no little phones.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, I don't remember that. Wasn't there a Star nine
or Star something that you can recall somebody? You can
call them back if they called you.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah? That, And I think there was a Star sixty
nine where you could get their phone numbers, was it? Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Do you have a landline in your house?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
No, I don't know. I don't do. No.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm going to add one in fifteen twenty years.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
But I still remember mine from when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Remember those little bracelets. I don't know if the kids
still get them, their little id bracelets, silver with a chain,
weird little class on it, and it has like some
kind of either Bible verse or something on the top,
and you flip it over and it has all your
information because God forbid, if you get lost back then
the only way you're gonna get home is because of
that bracelet.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Bracelet's going to get you there.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
It's got your your address, it's got your phone number,
it's got you.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
It's got your bad habits. Yep, yep. But anyways, Then
the episode ends with Sally asked Bevanita to talk to Craig.
Vanita says she doesn't want to. It all, Vanita gets
frustrated at Sally and says that she's only a girl's
girl until a boy's involved, and then she kind of
storms off, and she's pissed that Sally decides to stay

(32:23):
at the party.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I think that was a little too much for me, though. Friends,
they've all been on the show for a while. This
is an ensemble cast, and I hate when people try
to alienate other cast members from other people because they
don't like them. Yes, I'm very stern about that because
I'm speaking from personal experiences and if I add it
in quotes.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
It makes it more serious.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yes, So I don't like that. I don't like that
when you start alienating and making a big division in
the cast, it makes for a screwed up season. Yep,
So let her go. I mean you could, you could say, hey,
I don't like it, not cool, But if that's what
you want to do, it's gonna do.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
But don't or did you grow some balls and go
in and have the conversation. Let's get it over with
right at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
How many episodes are we gonna watch before they get
this conversation going?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I mean, we got to wait until they have a
big fight because Sally's made out with him.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh so you think, like episode three, yeah, fully made
out because you know Craig he's gonna wait now before
he gets.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Into you know, he's being patient, being very very patient.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
But either way, he's looking for the one. But I
think him and Sally are cute couple.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I know that. But the other girl's cute too.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I don't know her yet, so I have to get
to know her a little bit. I like Sally.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I know, we like Sally, Sally and Craig sitting in
a tree.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Now with Sally friends with Paige.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
No, I don't think so. I think she just may
bee met her ones. Okay, I don't think so. I
don't think she breaking any girl.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Wait, were they insinuating that Paige cheated on Craig when
they showed like flashes of some article about her being
with some other guy.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yes, but that was always the insinuation once they broke up,
but they supporting event.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
And I love Paige and I follow her podcast and
all that stuff. I've never seen her with another guy
or talk about one or anything.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
That's why she they said, I don't know, Oh they
said that. Yeah, I know, I don't I don't think
we have any real information on page And because of that,
now Craig can run with whatever story he wants.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
That's what I'm worried about. And she's going to get
pissed off and then she's going to say something.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, I don't think she will. I think she has
a good amount of self like. She can she can
stop herself from reacting, and I don't think Craig has
that same ability. All right, Well, thanks for clearly we
like this up. So thanks for tuning in to another
episode of the chew Teason, a pod where we recapped

(35:05):
Southern Charm.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, guys, if you have not ever watched Southern Charm,
you're missing out.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
You are missing out. Tune in
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