July 27, 2024 • 34 mins
Teddi and Emily are back and they're recapping episodes 1 & 2 from Season 6 of Too Hot To Handle!!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Guys, thank you for tuning in to another episode of
Popping Off. We were at a loss of what to
cover because Bravo hasn't been dropping any new shows. We
were thinking we were going to do Southern Charm, but
it's not coming till later. So we're like, all right,
let's fill our time, and we feel like what better
way to fill our time than too Hot to Handle?
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If that didn't seem like.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Us, I maybe if there was like a golden too
hot to handle.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I mean, after a shot this week, I feel like,
you know, okay, first of all, to the island.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, I can't. I can't enter the island. When I
see these women walk up, I'm like, if I walked up,
they'd be like, I don't know, I think you're on
the wrong island.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So all I think about the entire time was what
I would actually look like if I had to wear
a strap around my mid section in between.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Like why do they wear the microphones like that?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Because think about it, like for housewives, it's attached to
our pants and then our bra or are underwear. But
they're all just in bathing suits, so they need a
microphone strap. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But even when we do swim stuff when we're when
we're filming, they still attach the mic to the back
of like a bathing suit and then run the wire
up through the top. Like but you're not feel like they.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Going on dates losing money like this is very They
need to be able to be very agile and active
with their mic sets on.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It looks like they just have permanent bondage on.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well then they go to a hostage location.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, Can I just say I actually liked that idea,
and I felt like that could have been implemented into housewives.
Like when you're when you're just not doing your job
or you're just like walking off or ripping the mic off,
I feel like you should go into seclusion and watch
everything else that's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Hey, you get your ass right there, and you count
paper clips and think about what you haven't done right, And.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
When you're ready to go back and be vulnerable and
share your life, you can put your makeup back on.
You can go back in, but until then.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You both need to wear these glasses. It was the
same exact glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Or the matching prison outfits.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And also we are going to rid you of it
looks like water or pretty much anything like I was
looking around, I was like, this is very stark in here.
There is one thing like it made like mean, I
can't even before we even get there. Let's break down
the people. We got to break down our people. First,
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we've got Bri bri As a twenty six year old
model from Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Charlie is a twenty one year old model from the UK.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Then we've got Chris twenty four, also a model diverse,
but he's from Manchester in the UK, not Kent, not Kent.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Right to Mari is twenty seven and he is a
stockbroker and he's from Indiana. I feel like that they
just had to throw like they just had to throw
like a Midwestern boy in there and a stockbrol.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So let's be clear, a stockbroker that's probably now turned
influencer slash model.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Let's exactly. We'll have to find his Instagram and see.
I doubt he's trading stocks. He's probably trading electrolytes for
his water.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Then we got Gianna. She is twenty one, a student
and she's from Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
She I like her.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I feel like I like her, but not as much
as I like my crush, which is the next one.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, this is your crush.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I knew that because he's a rock star, right, Well
he's an artist.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No he's not. He says rock star all the time.
He's a rock star, but I don't know what band.
I feel like you have to have a legitimate band
that people are aware of to be able to call
yourself a rock star.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, Matt our producer is really upset that he has
white fingernails and keeps calling him Joo Sandoval, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, Sandoval probably refers to himself as a rock star,
so there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
At this point, we can refer to ourselves as a
rock star.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So no, I'm going to refer to myself as a model.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Listen, it's just too good because then guess what. Guess
what Jordan is actor and model actor model, So he
got a hyphen. Yeah, he also gives me the itck.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I can't Okay, He's the one that talked about the
wind for thirty minutes, right, Cheers to the stars go.
Do you ever wonder where the wind comes from?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Have you ever just thought about the wind and where
the wind comes from?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
All I thought was have you ever heard the wolf cry? To?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I just I'm sorry he's it's not about his looks,
it's about his personality. Yeah, unable.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Absolutely, I'm gonna agree with that one. Catherine is twenty
eight and guess what what?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What surprised me?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
She's a model?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, actually, actually it's a double surprise because she's actually Dualipa.
I went and looked at their photos side by side.
They're the same human.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh it's the same person.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, so do a Lipa is undercover a little space
in between her teeth, and we're meant to believe this
is a new person actor model. That's why they didn't
put the singer there, because they wanted to fool us.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I got it, but you are unfoolable, you know what.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I got to the bottom of it, no matter what.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh, guess what's Kylicia Kylisha?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
She's an entrepreneur.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It's a fancy way to say unemployed.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I also like, could you imagine being Khalsia and getting
kissed last by Charlie and like thinking that I can't,
But don't you worry. Then we've got Lucy, who's she's
one of the oldest. Her and Catherine are they're really
up there at bringing in twenty eight. She's a VIP hostess, which,
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just so you guys know, that also means model.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, that means prostitute, that's escort.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I really can't. Okay, So you have to pick one
girl to be your best friend? Oh? Then, but let's
even though this comes later, let's also pick up We've
got Flavia. And then who is the guy Louis who
came came from last season? I want I need to
know right from the start who you'd pick to be
your best friend and if you had to make out
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with one.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay, so out of the women, I have to pick
a best friend. Yeah, Okay, I guess I like Catherine.
I feel because she's twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I feel like she's probably a very wise old spirit
and that we could really connect on like a very
emotional and intellectual level.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, even though she's already lost the house a certain
amount of money for one lame kiss at candlelight. Right,
but okay, and then what guy.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh gosh, like I mean, I guess I guess Damori
the stockbroker. I'm gonna go with that one.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Even when next week when we read the rundown, his
physician will have changed a model. It's still going to
be Damori.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, I know I can change my mind next week.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay, fine, fine, fine, So we have an article before
we get fully into the episode.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Wait, you didn't answer who would be your best friend? Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I think my best friend? I don't know. I liked
Brie until she spent all that money in the hostage situation,
and then I thought, who in the world it's been
one day waited out? It's not five thousand dollars worth
right an nowur up to fifteen thousand, So that that
ruined it for her. I feel like, when it comes
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down to it, I would probably have the most fun.
I feel like Lucy is going to be a real
loose cannon.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, Lucy looks fun like.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I think once Lucy gets dicked over a couple times,
she's gonna lose her shit. She's gonna lose her shit,
so she's gonna make me look sane. So I think
Lucy might be my best friend. Yeah, you do need
to be friends with people that make you look sane.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I get it. It's a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I have a pattern, clearly. But we've read from this
tab article here. Don't know what tab is, but it's
all in cap so I guess that's what it is.
Too Hot to Handle has a terrible success rate, and
hardly any of the couples are still together now. Most
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of the couples don't even make it to the end
of the show no shit, sure lack or by the
time the reunion comes out. Emily Miller and Cam Holmes
are the poster couple for Too Hot to Handle. They
met on season two and are still together now, having
recently welcomed a baby. There's also one other couple who
have gone the distance. That's Kayla Reshardt and seb Melrose.
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They found a connection during season four of Too Hot,
and we're runners up on the show together.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Hey, let me ask a question. Is the one hundred
thousand dollars prize is that that's it? It's not like, okay,
so it's just a hundred thousand total, but they keep
losing money by spending it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So now they're already down twenty thousand and we're only
on episode two.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I was like, how is there any money left?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh, but it's two hundred and fifty thousand, so we
need new fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Okay, but so that.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Really, I mean, let's I doubt these are the last
people to make mistakes, so everyone's getting home with.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Like probably a check for ninety nine or they're fully
kind of.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Pay to be on the show. By the time the show,
they get an invoice when they leave. So I've always
been a Love Island gal. I've that Love Island is
my show. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So I came in like not thrilled to be doing this,
but by episode two it's now won me over. So
thank you Too Hot to Handle for creating just another
show for me to obsess over.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Well, it is number three on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, I mean a lot of people watch this show. Yeah,
contestants are fully aware when they're on Too Hot to
Handle that there's a new prize. Players from past seasons
are returning, and bad Lana is introduced. I'm not sure
if anybody has ever said this, but are the Lana's
intentionally supposed to look like butt plugs? Like?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I never thought that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, one, I thought that, but two I wondered why
it took me at least twenty four minutes to realize
who Lana was when everyone I was like, is Lana
going to show up like Ariana does in Love Island?
Who's Lana? I didn't realize it's an Alexa.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, like it is. It's Alexa. It's Alexa, yeah disguised
as Lana.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah. Like, don't try to fool us. We know it's
just because it's a but in a butt plug form
doesn't mean that it's any different. The first girls to
arrive are Gianna and Lucy. Gianna, you know it's a
college student majoring in boys and minoring in political as
one one. Lucy's here because she's saying yes to everything
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this year.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, how does that actually work? Like if you were like, Okay, Emily,
I'm just gonna let you know this is my yes year, Like,
how does what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Me? Recapping this show right now means I'm on my
own yes years. I said yes to this, So here
we are.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Bitch, Why didn't we recap Love Island if that's your show,
Because it's by the time.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
We finished Vanda Pump Rules in the Valley, we were
already too deep into whatever. Plus we get to do
this one at our own pace where that one is
just constant, Like I'm already sixty four episodes behind because
I was gone this past week.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
All right, so let it ga.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Tomari and Khalisha are brought and next to Mary likes
to think he has it all. He's six ' five,
great smile, stockbroker, he's all a blue as blue as
Kylicia describes herself as the ultimate girl, considering she's never
been in a committed relationship before. I'm like, you're twenty
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one years old. Okay, is this a brag? Her mom
sent her here? I need to actually know more about
her mom now.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, maybe we should get her mom on the show.
She's probably our Ah, she's probably younger than me. I
could probably be her mom. Oh, colleague.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Mom, Emily's daughter. Then two men enter and our next
h Charlie and Jordan. The one thing the girls love
most about Charlie is his massive dun dun dun saxophone.
I was like, oh, okay, Jordan's on a mission to
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find the love of his life. But the problem is
he has a sex demon. Listen, if I ever have
to see Jordan humpa surfboard again.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
He has a sex demon. I missed that, bar Oh,
you missed that's I guess I must have fallen asleep
for a minute. What was what was that?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
He just said he has a sex demon that comes
out and ruins these things for him because.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Like he has an alternate personality, and his alternate personality
is a sex demon. Correct, Okay, because my alternate personality
is like nap lady.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
My other personality is a bitchy and hungry, angry and rude, right,
I mean that's mine. Then Brie comes out next, and
she immediately pulls Tomari to the side. She applied for
too hot to handle because she's a player and doesn't
trust men.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So that makes sense because I feel like this is
the opportunity for her to be able to build her
trust in because these are trustworthy man on here, and really.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Work on trusting herself because bringing in all of these people,
she said, she may be small, but she wants the
guy with everything supersized supersized. Of course she does. Then
the last two men arrived, Chris and Jow. Chris calls
himself a ladies man that resembles a jaguar, and Joo
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is a musician, but the only thing he loves more
than music is women.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, so he's you're you find him attractive, Joo, I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Need you to come at me so recently when you say.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That, No, I think he's cute. I like him. I
either that he doesn't look like the standard you know,
like the big biceps and the flowy hair, and I
mean he has good hair, he asked what.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't particularly like him when he's flirting with the
girls and he's trying to like be smooth. But when
he's in his confessionals and he does that like big tea,
the smile and laugh at himself, then I'm like, okay,
he's my pick.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, but like why I I.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Didn't really like when he liked his guitar.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That was a lot. Has your dad ever done that?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm gonna see him on Wednesday. Can you ask him
as a Hollywood ball, I'm gonna ask him if he
could maybe do that add that to the show. Yeah,
Oh my gosh. Then the last woman to enter is Catherine.
She brings a lot of energy and claims Lana can't
tame her. I'm like, Lana is Lana. He's an electronical device,
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electronic device.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I know. I like how they talk about Lana like
she's an actual person at the resort, Like they're like,
oh God, Lana's coming, Like they're scared. I'm like, what
are you scared of?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, she's not coming. She's been right here the whole time.
She just lights up when she wants to talk to you.
But I feel like everybody who nominated these people to
come on this show secretly hates them.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah that's what I get you. Yeah, like I'm nominating
you next year.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh my god, don't say that right when I have
a sparkling water like, maybe you could do you think,
but I might be a little too.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Old, and so I said, they need to do a
golden too hot to handle and then you, oh, and
you're married. I mean I feel like maybe that's a
little glitch.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I mean maybe that's a key to the show, Like
what will it take financially get you break the rules?
But who knows?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Then bad Lana takes the rains first when she's in charge, kissing,
self gratification and sex won't occur any fines. We know
she's lying, we.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
May I know. I didn't get that. I was like, oh,
there's no consequences. So all these people are making out
and then it's like, no, there's consequences. You have to
go with the quarantine and seclusion with.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
The one guy you don't think is attractive and count
paper clubs, they're all attracted to each other. They're making out.
Charlie makes out with the entire villa essentially, then he
gets the boot. All I can think about is how
many wedgies are filled with sand During a lot of
these scenes from the kissing, Charlie leaves Lucy alone in
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the bedroom so we can talk to Catherine. Then guess what.
They also end up kissing. Then they get the theme
for tonight's party and guess what a bondage party. Kylie
sha walks into the bedroom with her devil costume on
to seduce Charlie, and guess what, Believe it or.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Not, they end up kissing what. I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I was shocked and like Charlie's behavior because I thought
his sex demon is under wrapped after the.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Last Okay, here's my question though, So you know when
you go on a housewife trip, they'll they're like, Okay,
here's where we're going, so bring this, this, this, and this.
So do you think they get a list that's like
bring bring your bondage outfit or do you think they
supply them with costumes? Like is there a costume room?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Like I they don't bring shirts. That's the only rule no.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Shirts, no shirts, no shirts, very little food, lots of alcohol,
and no concept of money.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Right, So I mean that's that's where we are.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So basically they don't need to pack, no really anything.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Because also, I mean, I don't know if this is
going to happen on Too Hot to Handle, but this
happens on Love Island. All of the girls, even though
they're all making out with each other's people, they start
sharing bathing.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Suits oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, like or their date outfits.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You start noticing, you start seeing the outfits pop up again,
yeah and again.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, So they start sharing, I'm assuming because when they
have to leave the villas, they have like that one
little suitcase. My guess is like that's really all they're
allowed to pack. So it's like you've got a couple
of bikinis in there or board shorts.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, and then you just leave the rest behind.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah. Then it's like, what if you've shared it with
more than three women, then it's done?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Can you really wear it again? After that many times
people have posted photos in it?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, I would think not.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I would think not. I mean, there's no harm in
germs because they're all probably gonna have sex with each
other anyway.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Right, there's a lot of bodily fluid just kind of
slapping around.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, I know this sounds weird, but I just read
Connor McGregor I realized this is off topic. He has
a pool filled of champagne. Like, I just want you
to think about that for a second, jumping into a
pool and having your body peel off with champagne and
then drinking it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Wait, are you supposed to drink the champagne out of
the pool? Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You know what people do a lot of shitt and pools.
Everyone shows up to bad Landa's party wearing their costume.
Breeze sucks Damari's navel, Gianna sucks Jow's lips, Catherine sucks
Charlie's meg, Lucy sucks Charlie's bear, and Charlie sucks Lucy's guy.
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But then guests who shows up in the middle of
the party.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Dun dun da, it's bad Lana.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well, it's bad Lana to tell her that she's back
to good Lana. And she announces that the regular rules
and back are back in place, and everyone's extremely annoyed
by it. But then she tells them the prize fund
has increased to a whopping two hundred and fifty thousand,
and even though they get fine for what they did
while bad Lana was Lana was in control, every single
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one of them broke a rule. Lana names two people
she considers to be the biggest threat. It's Charlie and Brie.
And then as Charlie and Brie are leaving the retreat,
they've been stopped by her again. Although they've been banished,
that does not mean they've been eliminated. They've just been
sent to the banishment quarters aka Twist Twist Hell. And
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then don't you worry because you can just keep binge
watching this entire season. But we just went right into
episode two and guess what. You pick up right where
you left off episode one. They're in their windowless bunker.
They've they're only banished for twenty four hours, and their
prison asque uniforms they have to wear.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Like, Okay, let me ask a question. Those two are
banished and they're both single, hot sexy people. Why are
they not making out?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They're not into each other?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Don't think so, No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'll get one vibe for one second that they were
into each other. Uh, the biggest thing I was having
to deal with was when I would close my eyes
and watch Charlie. I thought it was James Kennedy and
he says, brouv.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, he does have a very shamed Kennedy vibe.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, like, if I don't look at him, he's James Kennedy.
But then our gal the butt plug, Alexia wakes everyone
up in the retreat and announces she's bringing two new
guests from previous seasons where this is my favorite part.
They pick a bunch of people they wish we're gonna
come back, but none of them are the ones that
actually came back.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
No, I thought they said Flavia. I thought someone said Flavia.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Someone may have said Flavia. But they're like, we want Howie.
I like, so do I he's so much drama.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
But that no, no, no, Howie.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It was Lewis Louis Louis.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
What's their backstory? It was just a lot of clips
of Louie making out with different people, Like.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean, the backstory is that Flavia has been working
on her glutes.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh that's right. Yeah, she's been doing a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Of squats, thank you, and while she's wearing her scrunchy
bathing suit. But she's single, pringle and ready to mingle.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
What's where the pringle come from?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
She likes chips?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't know. She doesn't look like she likes chips.
You see her ask her waist. She's not eatings, like.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I need to know. I was like, maybe that is.
It's a phrase. I don't know, but I'm open to using.
I'm gonna pringle out of here, all right, but guys,
send us and if you know what single pringle and
ready to mingle means, let us know. We know we're
a little bit older than nine percent of everybody on
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this show, including the production team and Lana, so we're open.
Then the girls don't hung back. They're very into Louis.
Are you into Louis?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Now, no me neither. Both Flavia and Louis pick one
person to go on a date with. Joao speaks a
little Spanish to Flavia that creates more competition between the
men than Jordan wants Flavia to notice him, so he
decides to stick a whole Kiwi in his mouth for attention. Listen,
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nothing makes me want to throw nothing wants me to
go on a date less than watching somebody do that
or having to do a Heimlich maneuver before and then
why did she pick him?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, I don't know, because she kept saying that she
hasn't had any luck with these bad guys. So I
guess she thought the guy that shoved the whole kiwi
in his mouth is the good guy.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Listen, I'm all for a food prop like you with
the cucumber, Like you weren't gagging, like you could see.
I didn't know it rolled out, but like that was discussed,
and then I'm like, now we're meant to believe that
you want to go on a date with this man,
and then maybe I shouldn't even eat in the whole thing?
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Is this your first Kiwi Jordan?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
But I do feel like she regrets that decision later.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh clearly she's. I mean, well, before we even get
to the date, we're back at the banishment quarters and
they turn on this TV that's I guess not a
TV because all it shows is very expensive clips that
mean nothing, and they give them the option of taking
the five thousand. I do think in this moment, Charlie
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wouldn't have taken the five thousand to see all these things,
but because Bree was so down to do it, Charlie's like,
what the hell, I may as well?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Would you have done it? I wouldn't have. I don't
think I would have cared. I would have been like,
I'm fine counting my paper clips. Just let me know
when I get to go back in. Yeah, that seems
like a waste.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Of It's a waste of money for something you'll find
out in twenty four hours. And you know what, if
they're not into you anymore, they're not into you anymore
watching the clip and torturing yourself while having to watch
count paper clips like I'd rather not know, And you
know what, all that wasted money. And neither of those
people ended up with the people they were concerned about,
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ended up with the people, so fIF.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
For nothing exactly.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I love the people and the people I know.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I was like, that was a lot of word salad.
You know, none of the people who liked the people
ended up with the people that they were watching on
the screen of the people.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Did you say the word people? I might have, but yeah,
they we watch Flavia flirt with Jamari. We see Tomorrio
rapping for Flavia. I could have done without that, could
have done without it.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I could rap better than that.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I know I shouldn't have said I'm not prepared. I
will rap next week.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Okay, fun, but I mean the fact that everybody's egos
are so high that they're gonna get jealous after five
minutes of spending time with someone is just it's really great.
Then they go on some dates.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, but let's that's why this show has to have
twenty something year olds on it, because they get upset
about things like that. Like if you and I were
on it, we'd be like, eh, I'm just gonna order tacos.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Like if somebody wanted to spray oil on Edwin's leg,
or I have like, go for it, go for it. Yeah,
I'm like yeah no. But then they go on the dates.
Flavia must have lost her damn mind because she chose
chooses Jordan, Louis chooses Catherine aka du Aalipa, and then
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Bree and Charlie decided to watch another date reveal for
five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I'm like, idiots, I know, right, idiots, you could just
ask everyone what happened for free.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And in less than ten hours. Right, just go to bed,
go to bed, Go to bed, go to bed. Jordan
complimenting Flavia's side profile, and then I forgot about that
that being Flavia's favorite part and then asking which side
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is the better profile? Is what we need on this
kind of television. And then the problem was I thought,
in my head, the first side I actually knowed you
answered the question. I was like, Oh, you're the side
he was looking at because the other one had like
are you sick in the head? Teddy? Like you actually
were able to process that in real time and make
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a choice.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You were engaged, You were you were engaged in that conversation.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Loved it. I'm looking for someone to compliment me on
my side profile. Cheek.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I just I would like him to come on the show.
And we asked him about the wind.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh or why somebody would cheers to the stars. She
had already said let's go. Like she's like, let's go,
let's go. And then he's like, so you want to
share a bed together? And she's like, let's go with
the flow and he's like, so that's a yes, and
she's like, can we get out of here? And he's like,
cheers to the stars. I was like, this is the
worst date I've ever not been on.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And you didn't have to pay five thousand dollars to
see it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I mean I watched it for well, actually I'm getting
paid to watch it because here we are recapping it.
But I mean, oh god, this is the line. I
just women are a slice of heaven, so you have
to treat them like angels.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I might throw up in my mouth a little bit.
If someone said that to me, I'd be like, excuse me,
I just puked a little in my throat. I need
to swallow that.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
What about before we even get into the other date?
What about his moves when he walked back into the
condo or the villa or whatever and says that he's
having a good date, and he's like having a seizure.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Maybe it was the kiwi. He had an allergic reaction.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Maybe he had allergic They actually needed to get him
with an.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Education because well, my sister in law does have a
kiwi reaction. Whenever she eats a kiwi, she has like
her like lips swell out. But she has a reaction
to a kiwi.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So and then she her body convulses, is a humping
farm on the ball. She's gonna be mad at you.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well, she clearly has a light reaction. Maybe he has
a strong Kiwi reaction.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh my gosh. Well then we get on the other date,
and to be honest, I didn't really feel like the
chemistry was that strong and hot and all the things.
But they still were willing to give up six thousand
dollars for a kiss.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
But yeah, it ends with Brie and Charlie showing up
to the cabana holding hands. Everyone shocked. They wonder what
they could have possibly spent the fifteen k on. This
part was one of my favorite parts because the fact
that everyone thinks that they may have turned into a
couple and that's why they've spent fifteen thousand, while really
they're just counting paper clips and watchings of them. Right,
(31:59):
It was like, know what this is for handholding?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, once you figure out the real story, it's not compelling, No.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
But the show is and I'm getting excited for it.
I cannot wait to see who's going to come home
with the money, with the money, with the money is
going to last?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
And I want to make predictions. Do you think what couple?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Who do you think would actually make a good couple
and would last?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I mean, really, none of these people, like when I
really I'm looking at everyone's photograph right now. I mean,
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I think Tomorrow and Brie would make a good couple,
and I think they could they might win. I'm going
to go with that.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, it's because you like Tomorrow. But this is the
problem that you're not taking into consideration, is they could
be bringing in more people. I feel like both Brie
and Tomory have a one. I feel like everyone in
this group has a wandering eye, so at any point
anybody could be shaken up. I feel like Charlie and
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Lucy now, now that he's already been banished once, I
feel like he could come in and really try to
double down with her so that they could win the money.
Like they come up with a plan, Like they take
their little Mike packs off their stomachs and their necklace
Mike's and they're like, let's stop hooking up.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Wait, who is Jordan? Is there a Jordan or is
that a typo?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
There's a Jordan. Jordan is the guy that with the stars.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
No, his name is Jordan is yes? Okay, really hurtful.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
To me that you don't. Sorry, I mean he's an
actor and model.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Clear, Okay, all right? The wind guy, Yeah, the Wind Okay,
Jordan is the wind.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I know, Jordan doesn't really fit his name to me.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
No, it's more like he looks more like a like
a Peter.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I was gonna say, Patrick.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Patrick, Yeah, it's better than Jordan.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't I'm not. I don't get it, but I
guess we'll see if the sex Demon or Jordan wins,
we shall see. But guys, keep tuning into popping off.
Please send in your thoughts and whatever next show you
think we should recap when we get done with and
how the kids say it is.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
T Oh, that's how the youngins say it.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, that's how Kylish's mom says it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh right, can someone get kyl mom on the show please?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
All right, thanks guys, thank you,
Guys, thank you for tuning in to another episode of
Popping Off. We were at a loss of what to
cover because Bravo hasn't been dropping any new shows. We
were thinking we were going to do Southern Charm, but
it's not coming till later. So we're like, all right,
let's fill our time, and we feel like what better
way to fill our time than too Hot to Handle?
(00:23):
If that didn't seem like.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Us, I maybe if there was like a golden too
hot to handle.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I mean, after a shot this week, I feel like,
you know, okay, first of all, to the island.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, I can't. I can't enter the island. When I
see these women walk up, I'm like, if I walked up,
they'd be like, I don't know, I think you're on
the wrong island.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So all I think about the entire time was what
I would actually look like if I had to wear
a strap around my mid section in between.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Like why do they wear the microphones like that?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Because think about it, like for housewives, it's attached to
our pants and then our bra or are underwear. But
they're all just in bathing suits, so they need a
microphone strap. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But even when we do swim stuff when we're when
we're filming, they still attach the mic to the back
of like a bathing suit and then run the wire
up through the top. Like but you're not feel like they.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Going on dates losing money like this is very They
need to be able to be very agile and active
with their mic sets on.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It looks like they just have permanent bondage on.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well then they go to a hostage location.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, Can I just say I actually liked that idea,
and I felt like that could have been implemented into housewives.
Like when you're when you're just not doing your job
or you're just like walking off or ripping the mic off,
I feel like you should go into seclusion and watch
everything else that's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Hey, you get your ass right there, and you count
paper clips and think about what you haven't done right, And.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
When you're ready to go back and be vulnerable and
share your life, you can put your makeup back on.
You can go back in, but until then.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You both need to wear these glasses. It was the
same exact glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Or the matching prison outfits.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And also we are going to rid you of it
looks like water or pretty much anything like I was
looking around, I was like, this is very stark in here.
There is one thing like it made like mean, I
can't even before we even get there. Let's break down
the people. We got to break down our people. First,
(02:41):
we've got Bri bri As a twenty six year old
model from Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Charlie is a twenty one year old model from the UK.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Then we've got Chris twenty four, also a model diverse,
but he's from Manchester in the UK, not Kent, not Kent.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Right to Mari is twenty seven and he is a
stockbroker and he's from Indiana. I feel like that they
just had to throw like they just had to throw
like a Midwestern boy in there and a stockbrol.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So let's be clear, a stockbroker that's probably now turned
influencer slash model.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Let's exactly. We'll have to find his Instagram and see.
I doubt he's trading stocks. He's probably trading electrolytes for
his water.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Then we got Gianna. She is twenty one, a student
and she's from Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
She I like her.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I feel like I like her, but not as much
as I like my crush, which is the next one.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, this is your crush.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I knew that because he's a rock star, right, Well
he's an artist.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No he's not. He says rock star all the time.
He's a rock star, but I don't know what band.
I feel like you have to have a legitimate band
that people are aware of to be able to call
yourself a rock star.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, Matt our producer is really upset that he has
white fingernails and keeps calling him Joo Sandoval, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, Sandoval probably refers to himself as a rock star,
so there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
At this point, we can refer to ourselves as a
rock star.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So no, I'm going to refer to myself as a model.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Listen, it's just too good because then guess what. Guess
what Jordan is actor and model actor model, So he
got a hyphen. Yeah, he also gives me the itck.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I can't Okay, He's the one that talked about the
wind for thirty minutes, right, Cheers to the stars go.
Do you ever wonder where the wind comes from?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Have you ever just thought about the wind and where
the wind comes from?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
All I thought was have you ever heard the wolf cry? To?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I just I'm sorry he's it's not about his looks,
it's about his personality. Yeah, unable.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Absolutely, I'm gonna agree with that one. Catherine is twenty
eight and guess what what?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What surprised me?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
She's a model?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, actually, actually it's a double surprise because she's actually Dualipa.
I went and looked at their photos side by side.
They're the same human.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh it's the same person.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, so do a Lipa is undercover a little space
in between her teeth, and we're meant to believe this
is a new person actor model. That's why they didn't
put the singer there, because they wanted to fool us.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I got it, but you are unfoolable, you know what.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I got to the bottom of it, no matter what.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh, guess what's Kylicia Kylisha?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
She's an entrepreneur.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It's a fancy way to say unemployed.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I also like, could you imagine being Khalsia and getting
kissed last by Charlie and like thinking that I can't,
But don't you worry. Then we've got Lucy, who's she's
one of the oldest. Her and Catherine are they're really
up there at bringing in twenty eight. She's a VIP hostess, which,
(06:41):
just so you guys know, that also means model.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, that means prostitute, that's escort.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I really can't. Okay, So you have to pick one
girl to be your best friend? Oh? Then, but let's
even though this comes later, let's also pick up We've
got Flavia. And then who is the guy Louis who
came came from last season? I want I need to
know right from the start who you'd pick to be
your best friend and if you had to make out
(07:12):
with one.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay, so out of the women, I have to pick
a best friend. Yeah, Okay, I guess I like Catherine.
I feel because she's twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I feel like she's probably a very wise old spirit
and that we could really connect on like a very
emotional and intellectual level.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, even though she's already lost the house a certain
amount of money for one lame kiss at candlelight. Right,
but okay, and then what guy.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh gosh, like I mean, I guess I guess Damori
the stockbroker. I'm gonna go with that one.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Even when next week when we read the rundown, his
physician will have changed a model. It's still going to
be Damori.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, I know I can change my mind next week.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay, fine, fine, fine, So we have an article before
we get fully into the episode.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Wait, you didn't answer who would be your best friend? Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I think my best friend? I don't know. I liked
Brie until she spent all that money in the hostage situation,
and then I thought, who in the world it's been
one day waited out? It's not five thousand dollars worth
right an nowur up to fifteen thousand, So that that
ruined it for her. I feel like, when it comes
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down to it, I would probably have the most fun.
I feel like Lucy is going to be a real
loose cannon.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, Lucy looks fun like.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I think once Lucy gets dicked over a couple times,
she's gonna lose her shit. She's gonna lose her shit,
so she's gonna make me look sane. So I think
Lucy might be my best friend. Yeah, you do need
to be friends with people that make you look sane.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I get it. It's a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I have a pattern, clearly. But we've read from this
tab article here. Don't know what tab is, but it's
all in cap so I guess that's what it is.
Too Hot to Handle has a terrible success rate, and
hardly any of the couples are still together now. Most
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of the couples don't even make it to the end
of the show no shit, sure lack or by the
time the reunion comes out. Emily Miller and Cam Holmes
are the poster couple for Too Hot to Handle. They
met on season two and are still together now, having
recently welcomed a baby. There's also one other couple who
have gone the distance. That's Kayla Reshardt and seb Melrose.
(09:45):
They found a connection during season four of Too Hot,
and we're runners up on the show together.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Hey, let me ask a question. Is the one hundred
thousand dollars prize is that that's it? It's not like, okay,
so it's just a hundred thousand total, but they keep
losing money by spending it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So now they're already down twenty thousand and we're only
on episode two.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I was like, how is there any money left?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh, but it's two hundred and fifty thousand, so we
need new fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Okay, but so that.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Really, I mean, let's I doubt these are the last
people to make mistakes, so everyone's getting home with.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Like probably a check for ninety nine or they're fully
kind of.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Pay to be on the show. By the time the show,
they get an invoice when they leave. So I've always
been a Love Island gal. I've that Love Island is
my show. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So I came in like not thrilled to be doing this,
but by episode two it's now won me over. So
thank you Too Hot to Handle for creating just another
show for me to obsess over.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Well, it is number three on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, I mean a lot of people watch this show. Yeah,
contestants are fully aware when they're on Too Hot to
Handle that there's a new prize. Players from past seasons
are returning, and bad Lana is introduced. I'm not sure
if anybody has ever said this, but are the Lana's
intentionally supposed to look like butt plugs? Like?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I never thought that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, one, I thought that, but two I wondered why
it took me at least twenty four minutes to realize
who Lana was when everyone I was like, is Lana
going to show up like Ariana does in Love Island?
Who's Lana? I didn't realize it's an Alexa.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, like it is. It's Alexa. It's Alexa, yeah disguised
as Lana.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah. Like, don't try to fool us. We know it's
just because it's a but in a butt plug form
doesn't mean that it's any different. The first girls to
arrive are Gianna and Lucy. Gianna, you know it's a
college student majoring in boys and minoring in political as
one one. Lucy's here because she's saying yes to everything
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this year.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, how does that actually work? Like if you were like, Okay, Emily,
I'm just gonna let you know this is my yes year, Like,
how does what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Me? Recapping this show right now means I'm on my
own yes years. I said yes to this, So here
we are.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Bitch, Why didn't we recap Love Island if that's your show,
Because it's by the time.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
We finished Vanda Pump Rules in the Valley, we were
already too deep into whatever. Plus we get to do
this one at our own pace where that one is
just constant, Like I'm already sixty four episodes behind because
I was gone this past week.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
All right, so let it ga.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Tomari and Khalisha are brought and next to Mary likes
to think he has it all. He's six ' five,
great smile, stockbroker, he's all a blue as blue as
Kylicia describes herself as the ultimate girl, considering she's never
been in a committed relationship before. I'm like, you're twenty
(13:12):
one years old. Okay, is this a brag? Her mom
sent her here? I need to actually know more about
her mom now.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, maybe we should get her mom on the show.
She's probably our Ah, she's probably younger than me. I
could probably be her mom. Oh, colleague.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Mom, Emily's daughter. Then two men enter and our next
h Charlie and Jordan. The one thing the girls love
most about Charlie is his massive dun dun dun saxophone.
I was like, oh, okay, Jordan's on a mission to
(13:59):
find the love of his life. But the problem is
he has a sex demon. Listen, if I ever have
to see Jordan humpa surfboard again.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
He has a sex demon. I missed that, bar Oh,
you missed that's I guess I must have fallen asleep
for a minute. What was what was that?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
He just said he has a sex demon that comes
out and ruins these things for him because.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Like he has an alternate personality, and his alternate personality
is a sex demon. Correct, Okay, because my alternate personality
is like nap lady.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
My other personality is a bitchy and hungry, angry and rude, right,
I mean that's mine. Then Brie comes out next, and
she immediately pulls Tomari to the side. She applied for
too hot to handle because she's a player and doesn't
trust men.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So that makes sense because I feel like this is
the opportunity for her to be able to build her
trust in because these are trustworthy man on here, and really.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Work on trusting herself because bringing in all of these people,
she said, she may be small, but she wants the
guy with everything supersized supersized. Of course she does. Then
the last two men arrived, Chris and Jow. Chris calls
himself a ladies man that resembles a jaguar, and Joo
(15:28):
is a musician, but the only thing he loves more
than music is women.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, so he's you're you find him attractive, Joo, I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Need you to come at me so recently when you say.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That, No, I think he's cute. I like him. I
either that he doesn't look like the standard you know,
like the big biceps and the flowy hair, and I
mean he has good hair, he asked what.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't particularly like him when he's flirting with the
girls and he's trying to like be smooth. But when
he's in his confessionals and he does that like big tea,
the smile and laugh at himself, then I'm like, okay,
he's my pick.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, but like why I I.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Didn't really like when he liked his guitar.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That was a lot. Has your dad ever done that?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm gonna see him on Wednesday. Can you ask him
as a Hollywood ball, I'm gonna ask him if he
could maybe do that add that to the show. Yeah,
Oh my gosh. Then the last woman to enter is Catherine.
She brings a lot of energy and claims Lana can't
tame her. I'm like, Lana is Lana. He's an electronical device,
(16:43):
electronic device.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I know. I like how they talk about Lana like
she's an actual person at the resort, Like they're like,
oh God, Lana's coming, Like they're scared. I'm like, what
are you scared of?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, she's not coming. She's been right here the whole time.
She just lights up when she wants to talk to you.
But I feel like everybody who nominated these people to
come on this show secretly hates them.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah that's what I get you. Yeah, like I'm nominating
you next year.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh my god, don't say that right when I have
a sparkling water like, maybe you could do you think,
but I might be a little too.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Old, and so I said, they need to do a
golden too hot to handle and then you, oh, and
you're married. I mean I feel like maybe that's a
little glitch.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I mean maybe that's a key to the show, Like
what will it take financially get you break the rules?
But who knows?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Then bad Lana takes the rains first when she's in charge, kissing,
self gratification and sex won't occur any fines. We know
she's lying, we.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
May I know. I didn't get that. I was like, oh,
there's no consequences. So all these people are making out
and then it's like, no, there's consequences. You have to
go with the quarantine and seclusion with.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
The one guy you don't think is attractive and count
paper clubs, they're all attracted to each other. They're making out.
Charlie makes out with the entire villa essentially, then he
gets the boot. All I can think about is how
many wedgies are filled with sand During a lot of
these scenes from the kissing, Charlie leaves Lucy alone in
(18:35):
the bedroom so we can talk to Catherine. Then guess what.
They also end up kissing. Then they get the theme
for tonight's party and guess what a bondage party. Kylie
sha walks into the bedroom with her devil costume on
to seduce Charlie, and guess what, Believe it or.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Not, they end up kissing what. I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I was shocked and like Charlie's behavior because I thought
his sex demon is under wrapped after the.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Last Okay, here's my question though, So you know when
you go on a housewife trip, they'll they're like, Okay,
here's where we're going, so bring this, this, this, and this.
So do you think they get a list that's like
bring bring your bondage outfit or do you think they
supply them with costumes? Like is there a costume room?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Like I they don't bring shirts. That's the only rule no.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Shirts, no shirts, no shirts, very little food, lots of alcohol,
and no concept of money.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Right, So I mean that's that's where we are.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So basically they don't need to pack, no really anything.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Because also, I mean, I don't know if this is
going to happen on Too Hot to Handle, but this
happens on Love Island. All of the girls, even though
they're all making out with each other's people, they start
sharing bathing.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Suits oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, like or their date outfits.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You start noticing, you start seeing the outfits pop up again,
yeah and again.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, So they start sharing, I'm assuming because when they
have to leave the villas, they have like that one
little suitcase. My guess is like that's really all they're
allowed to pack. So it's like you've got a couple
of bikinis in there or board shorts.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, and then you just leave the rest behind.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah. Then it's like, what if you've shared it with
more than three women, then it's done?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Can you really wear it again? After that many times
people have posted photos in it?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, I would think not.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I would think not. I mean, there's no harm in
germs because they're all probably gonna have sex with each
other anyway.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Right, there's a lot of bodily fluid just kind of
slapping around.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, I know this sounds weird, but I just read
Connor McGregor I realized this is off topic. He has
a pool filled of champagne. Like, I just want you
to think about that for a second, jumping into a
pool and having your body peel off with champagne and
then drinking it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Wait, are you supposed to drink the champagne out of
the pool? Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You know what people do a lot of shitt and pools.
Everyone shows up to bad Landa's party wearing their costume.
Breeze sucks Damari's navel, Gianna sucks Jow's lips, Catherine sucks
Charlie's meg, Lucy sucks Charlie's bear, and Charlie sucks Lucy's guy.
(21:44):
But then guests who shows up in the middle of
the party.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Dun dun da, it's bad Lana.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well, it's bad Lana to tell her that she's back
to good Lana. And she announces that the regular rules
and back are back in place, and everyone's extremely annoyed
by it. But then she tells them the prize fund
has increased to a whopping two hundred and fifty thousand,
and even though they get fine for what they did
while bad Lana was Lana was in control, every single
(22:15):
one of them broke a rule. Lana names two people
she considers to be the biggest threat. It's Charlie and Brie.
And then as Charlie and Brie are leaving the retreat,
they've been stopped by her again. Although they've been banished,
that does not mean they've been eliminated. They've just been
sent to the banishment quarters aka Twist Twist Hell. And
(22:38):
then don't you worry because you can just keep binge
watching this entire season. But we just went right into
episode two and guess what. You pick up right where
you left off episode one. They're in their windowless bunker.
They've they're only banished for twenty four hours, and their
prison asque uniforms they have to wear.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Like, Okay, let me ask a question. Those two are
banished and they're both single, hot sexy people. Why are
they not making out?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They're not into each other?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Don't think so, No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'll get one vibe for one second that they were
into each other. Uh, the biggest thing I was having
to deal with was when I would close my eyes
and watch Charlie. I thought it was James Kennedy and
he says, brouv.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, he does have a very shamed Kennedy vibe.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, like, if I don't look at him, he's James Kennedy.
But then our gal the butt plug, Alexia wakes everyone
up in the retreat and announces she's bringing two new
guests from previous seasons where this is my favorite part.
They pick a bunch of people they wish we're gonna
come back, but none of them are the ones that
actually came back.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
No, I thought they said Flavia. I thought someone said Flavia.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Someone may have said Flavia. But they're like, we want Howie.
I like, so do I he's so much drama.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
But that no, no, no, Howie.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It was Lewis Louis Louis.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
What's their backstory? It was just a lot of clips
of Louie making out with different people, Like.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean, the backstory is that Flavia has been working
on her glutes.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh that's right. Yeah, she's been doing a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Of squats, thank you, and while she's wearing her scrunchy
bathing suit. But she's single, pringle and ready to mingle.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
What's where the pringle come from?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
She likes chips?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't know. She doesn't look like she likes chips.
You see her ask her waist. She's not eatings, like.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I need to know. I was like, maybe that is.
It's a phrase. I don't know, but I'm open to using.
I'm gonna pringle out of here, all right, but guys,
send us and if you know what single pringle and
ready to mingle means, let us know. We know we're
a little bit older than nine percent of everybody on
(24:58):
this show, including the production team and Lana, so we're open.
Then the girls don't hung back. They're very into Louis.
Are you into Louis?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Now, no me neither. Both Flavia and Louis pick one
person to go on a date with. Joao speaks a
little Spanish to Flavia that creates more competition between the
men than Jordan wants Flavia to notice him, so he
decides to stick a whole Kiwi in his mouth for attention. Listen,
(25:34):
nothing makes me want to throw nothing wants me to
go on a date less than watching somebody do that
or having to do a Heimlich maneuver before and then
why did she pick him?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, I don't know, because she kept saying that she
hasn't had any luck with these bad guys. So I
guess she thought the guy that shoved the whole kiwi
in his mouth is the good guy.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Listen, I'm all for a food prop like you with
the cucumber, Like you weren't gagging, like you could see.
I didn't know it rolled out, but like that was discussed,
and then I'm like, now we're meant to believe that
you want to go on a date with this man,
and then maybe I shouldn't even eat in the whole thing?
(26:16):
Is this your first Kiwi Jordan?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
But I do feel like she regrets that decision later.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh clearly she's. I mean, well, before we even get
to the date, we're back at the banishment quarters and
they turn on this TV that's I guess not a
TV because all it shows is very expensive clips that
mean nothing, and they give them the option of taking
the five thousand. I do think in this moment, Charlie
(26:44):
wouldn't have taken the five thousand to see all these things,
but because Bree was so down to do it, Charlie's like,
what the hell, I may as well?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Would you have done it? I wouldn't have. I don't
think I would have cared. I would have been like,
I'm fine counting my paper clips. Just let me know
when I get to go back in. Yeah, that seems
like a waste.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Of It's a waste of money for something you'll find
out in twenty four hours. And you know what, if
they're not into you anymore, they're not into you anymore
watching the clip and torturing yourself while having to watch
count paper clips like I'd rather not know, And you
know what, all that wasted money. And neither of those
people ended up with the people they were concerned about,
(27:20):
ended up with the people, so fIF.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
For nothing exactly.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I love the people and the people I know.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I was like, that was a lot of word salad.
You know, none of the people who liked the people
ended up with the people that they were watching on
the screen of the people.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Did you say the word people? I might have, but yeah,
they we watch Flavia flirt with Jamari. We see Tomorrio
rapping for Flavia. I could have done without that, could
have done without it.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I could rap better than that.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I know I shouldn't have said I'm not prepared. I
will rap next week.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Okay, fun, but I mean the fact that everybody's egos
are so high that they're gonna get jealous after five
minutes of spending time with someone is just it's really great.
Then they go on some dates.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, but let's that's why this show has to have
twenty something year olds on it, because they get upset
about things like that. Like if you and I were
on it, we'd be like, eh, I'm just gonna order tacos.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Like if somebody wanted to spray oil on Edwin's leg,
or I have like, go for it, go for it. Yeah,
I'm like yeah no. But then they go on the dates.
Flavia must have lost her damn mind because she chose
chooses Jordan, Louis chooses Catherine aka du Aalipa, and then
(28:47):
Bree and Charlie decided to watch another date reveal for
five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I'm like, idiots, I know, right, idiots, you could just
ask everyone what happened for free.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And in less than ten hours. Right, just go to bed,
go to bed, Go to bed, go to bed. Jordan
complimenting Flavia's side profile, and then I forgot about that
that being Flavia's favorite part and then asking which side
(29:21):
is the better profile? Is what we need on this
kind of television. And then the problem was I thought,
in my head, the first side I actually knowed you
answered the question. I was like, Oh, you're the side
he was looking at because the other one had like
are you sick in the head? Teddy? Like you actually
were able to process that in real time and make
(29:42):
a choice.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You were engaged, You were you were engaged in that conversation.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Loved it. I'm looking for someone to compliment me on
my side profile. Cheek.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I just I would like him to come on the show.
And we asked him about the wind.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh or why somebody would cheers to the stars. She
had already said let's go. Like she's like, let's go,
let's go. And then he's like, so you want to
share a bed together? And she's like, let's go with
the flow and he's like, so that's a yes, and
she's like, can we get out of here? And he's like,
cheers to the stars. I was like, this is the
worst date I've ever not been on.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And you didn't have to pay five thousand dollars to
see it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I mean I watched it for well, actually I'm getting
paid to watch it because here we are recapping it.
But I mean, oh god, this is the line. I
just women are a slice of heaven, so you have
to treat them like angels.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I might throw up in my mouth a little bit.
If someone said that to me, I'd be like, excuse me,
I just puked a little in my throat. I need
to swallow that.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
What about before we even get into the other date?
What about his moves when he walked back into the
condo or the villa or whatever and says that he's
having a good date, and he's like having a seizure.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Maybe it was the kiwi. He had an allergic reaction.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Maybe he had allergic They actually needed to get him
with an.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Education because well, my sister in law does have a
kiwi reaction. Whenever she eats a kiwi, she has like
her like lips swell out. But she has a reaction
to a kiwi.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So and then she her body convulses, is a humping
farm on the ball. She's gonna be mad at you.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well, she clearly has a light reaction. Maybe he has
a strong Kiwi reaction.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh my gosh. Well then we get on the other date,
and to be honest, I didn't really feel like the
chemistry was that strong and hot and all the things.
But they still were willing to give up six thousand
dollars for a kiss.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
But yeah, it ends with Brie and Charlie showing up
to the cabana holding hands. Everyone shocked. They wonder what
they could have possibly spent the fifteen k on. This
part was one of my favorite parts because the fact
that everyone thinks that they may have turned into a
couple and that's why they've spent fifteen thousand, while really
they're just counting paper clips and watchings of them. Right,
(31:59):
It was like, know what this is for handholding?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, once you figure out the real story, it's not compelling, No.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
But the show is and I'm getting excited for it.
I cannot wait to see who's going to come home
with the money, with the money, with the money is
going to last?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
And I want to make predictions. Do you think what couple?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Who do you think would actually make a good couple
and would last?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I mean, really, none of these people, like when I
really I'm looking at everyone's photograph right now. I mean,
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I think Tomorrow and Brie would make a good couple,
and I think they could they might win. I'm going
to go with that.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, it's because you like Tomorrow. But this is the
problem that you're not taking into consideration, is they could
be bringing in more people. I feel like both Brie
and Tomory have a one. I feel like everyone in
this group has a wandering eye, so at any point
anybody could be shaken up. I feel like Charlie and
(33:02):
Lucy now, now that he's already been banished once, I
feel like he could come in and really try to
double down with her so that they could win the money.
Like they come up with a plan, Like they take
their little Mike packs off their stomachs and their necklace
Mike's and they're like, let's stop hooking up.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Wait, who is Jordan? Is there a Jordan or is
that a typo?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
There's a Jordan. Jordan is the guy that with the stars.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
No, his name is Jordan is yes? Okay, really hurtful.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
To me that you don't. Sorry, I mean he's an
actor and model.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Clear, Okay, all right? The wind guy, Yeah, the Wind Okay,
Jordan is the wind.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I know, Jordan doesn't really fit his name to me.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
No, it's more like he looks more like a like
a Peter.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I was gonna say, Patrick.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Patrick, Yeah, it's better than Jordan.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't I'm not. I don't get it, but I
guess we'll see if the sex Demon or Jordan wins,
we shall see. But guys, keep tuning into popping off.
Please send in your thoughts and whatever next show you
think we should recap when we get done with and
how the kids say it is.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
T Oh, that's how the youngins say it.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, that's how Kylish's mom says it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh right, can someone get kyl mom on the show please?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
All right, thanks guys, thank you,
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