November 23, 2025 • 35 mins
Momtok is back and Teddi and Tamra are here for the messiness. Jessi’s infidelity was the bomb drop this season and they have to wonder if she’s telling the full story…
Are Marciano’s version of events more realistic? Were Jessi’s texts more cringey than vindicating?
Plus, what do they think about half of Momtok being MIA? Do they miss Demi and Whitney? Will the remaining Momtokers survive another scandal?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And Tamra Judge. Good morning, Teddy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We are talking all things secret Lives of Mormon Wives today.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We have so many questions. Do you like that they
roll out all the episodes at once?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, I want them to do it. I don't need
to have all of them out there. I want to
do it slowly.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The only one I want them to do that too
is Landman. Did you watch Lanman? I watched a new
episode the new episodes up it is. It's so good.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
If you're not watching Landman, you have to watch it Paramount.
It's on Paramount. We need to get Ali in the
hot seat. We need the twat seat. Twat seat. We
need to get her in the twat seat.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, it's on Paramount Plus, so it probably means I
need to watch it on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is it freezing at your house? I'm like dressed like
I'm in Big Guar right now. I know it's freezing
and then burning. Do you like my new olive fit? Yeah?
It looks like the ups guy. I'm very into brown
right now. I'm into brown and beige. Yes, that's all
I want is brown and beige. That's pretty. Brown.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Beige and black is all we wore at Bravo. Con Right, plums,
all the fall colors. I love them, Yeah, love them.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's nice being in fault. What are you going to
do for Thanksgiving? My mom's coming over now. Sophia has
got a boyfriend, and so she's like, mom, Nico's parents
want me to come over. The Grandma's going to show
me how to make to Molly's and all this stuff.
And I'm like, wow, hold on, wait a minute, wait
a minute. I mean you're not going to be here,
you know. As soon as they get a boyfriend, it's
like bye, see you later. And then Spencer's girlfriend he's
(01:54):
had for quite a few years, it's like, oh, her
parents always have something big. And I'm like, so now
I got to arrange my Thanksgiving on my kid's schedule.
And then Ryan's going to his dad's sister's house, his
aunt's house. So I'm like it might be me, you, Rugby,
and my mom. That's it with other people dropping in
(02:15):
and out. When are you putting your tree up. My
tree's up? What? Yeah, both my trees are up. Oh
my gosh, I'm thinking about doing that. I'm going to
do it this weekend. I'm going to do it before Thanksgiving.
I'm never have my tree up before Thanksgiving really never.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, I did it because, like, I just didn't want
to have to worry about you know how I overstress
about things these days. So I was like, I just
need to make sure this is done because I don't
want to worry about it after I get home from
my dad's in case I'm exhausted or whatever, and I
don't want it to be last minute.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
And now are you and the kids going to your
dad's house? Yeah, we're going to my dad's. Well, we
put last year, Eddie put or had put on those
permanent Christmas lights that go underneath your eaves a year round.
You can't see them. So that's done. That's done for years.
I'm happy about thought. That's perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, but yeah, I'm one of my dad's. Hopefully I
have enough energy because then I come home and then
I have immuno therapy right when.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I get home. That's your next visit. Yep, right before
Thanksgiving or after Thanksgiving, right after Thanksgiving, after Thanksgiving, right
after Thanksgiving. Well, then you'll feel good by Christmas time, hopefully. Yeah.
How many more sessions of immunotherapy do you have to do?
I think a year, like a solid year, Like is
(03:34):
there a month that huts off? Or do you go
a year and then they re evaluate? I guess they just.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Tell me when the time comes. They haven't given me
a set time. Well, this next time that I go
in for immune therapy, they also do my scans, So
as long as my scans are good, I think, then
you know, we go from there. But if my scans
have declined in any way, then I would assume that
it goes longer. Yeah, but I mean I don't even
know how long I've been on immune therapy at this point.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Probably when with your surgery. No, I think longer than that.
I think your surgery was in February, was it? Yeah?
But then I did radiation before I did it for
six weeks and then you started as very much probably
a good eight months, seven eight months. Yeah, but it's working,
So it's working.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I wonder if my depression has anything to do with
the immune therapy or just has to do with my
entire life kind of.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think it's well, I don't think your life's falling apart,
but I think that it has to go through the
things I know. I know, sweetie, But I think a
lot of it is that just you're at home all
the time now, Like Bravokon was one of the biggest
events you've gone to this year. So I think just
being at home all the time, not being your normal self,
(04:51):
not feeling good, recovering from you know, brain surgery, that
in itself takes a long time, I know, and I
just wanted to be like over, Yeah it will. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean it's about a year since my life completely exploded,
so it's I know.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Can you believe it's coming up on a year. Yeah,
my gosh, that is just insane. It's so insane. Does
it feel like it's gone by fast for you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's more so that I just don't really keep track
of time anymore. It's like I just go by moment
to moments. So it's like, I know, my next thing
is Thanksgiving, then I have bloh, then I have blot
you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It is. Like that's the way I keep it. But
I guess it's gone by, it's gone by.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I don't know if it's gone by fast, but it's
gone by, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Day by day. But yeah, like my entire house is
still I don't know. I think I got a little
upset because Edwin is.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What's talking about how he's not going to be here
for Christmas. No, no, Edwin has been staying at the
house in Hollywood Hills, but somebody's leasing it for some
months coming up. And I just assumed Eden was coming
home and he would stay in Cruises room again, but
he rented a place.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Really. Yeah, I mean your house is so big, I
don't know why you wouldn't just take the spare bedroom.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I know, so.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I think that especially to help you out during the holidays.
I know, it just made me sad.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, And I don't know if I'm sad because I
miss him, or I'm sad because I miss our family,
or I'm sad because.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think it's probably all of those things. Teddy. Yeah,
you know, he's kind of moved on, and you're at
home and you're dealing with everything you're dealing with, and
it would be really nice to have somebody there with
you to keep you company all the time and to
hold you to you know, make food for you and
all those things. I couldn't imagine going through what you're
(07:07):
going through and not to have Eddie with me. Yeah,
I would just be like, I just don't want to
do this, And I'm sure you probably feel that way
at times, like I just don't want to do this anymore. Yeah,
there are days I'm just like, I, how am I
going to do this? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't even feel like it. And it's not you know,
it's I'm dating too, So it's not that. It's more
like I can't give myself to anybody else because I
feel so low.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, and your dating is a little bit different. It's
not like you're out on the town dating, No, And
I'm not like you just have somebody you're talking to
and hanging out with once in a while. That's a
big difference then having a boyfriend. You're flying to France
and Italy and all these Hawaii and all these places. Right.
True's you know what I'm talking about. Different, slightly different,
(07:55):
slightly different.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But speaking of dysfunctional relationships, let's get into Taylor Dakota,
who are co parenting their son. They're not in a relationship,
but Taylor will be going to therapy retreat for two weeks.
Do you think therapy retreat for two weeks was actually
her filming The Bachelor?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh? I don't know, but you know what, therapy for
two weeks. I've never heard about these therapy retreats. But
do you think we need them? Yes, yes, let's go
to one. Let's go to I think that would be
a vacation itself. I know, I think therapy is exhausting,
(08:34):
but and all that stuff too. I'd set off for
a week. I was actually shocked that Dakota was filming.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I'm not He's as thirsty as they come. But it
makes them kind of more likable when they're not together.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, so the Dancing with the Star situation was not
going on during the filming.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No, because remember they went right into filming after the
last season.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh, that's right, because they're pregnant. They're still pregnant. Yeah,
so they went right into filming. And wait, did we
see Whitney in this episode?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No? Because remember she was one of the faces that
she had quite.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Again, but she quit again.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And rumor is the reason why Britney comes back mid
season is to try to get on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So I don't know if I believe that. I think
that Dancing the Stars would have taken her, regardless if
she was on Mom Talk or not. Well, supposedly she
got booted. Oh, she got booted. I thought she was
going to win me too. I thought she was so good. Wait,
who's left? It's got to be near the end, right,
who is left? She made it very far, and I'll
(09:55):
tell you just the clips I've seen, she looks like
a professional dance answer. I know. So Dylan Frons left,
Robert or win. Oh, I think he's gonna win Elaine
from Parent Trap Jordan Chiles. So there's still a few
episodes left.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And alex Earl I heard out. I had somebody said
that they predicted Alex Earl is going to win. Not
that you can predict those things.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But her camp reached out to me and one send
me some of her. I think she's got some kind
of a drink or something. Oh, yeah, you should get it. Yeah,
I said, yeah, it sund it my way. Send it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Let me know how it is, because I don't think
her can't reach out to me.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Either way.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Seeing Taylor and Dakota co parenting and getting along, that
was that was a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But also, did you see on the world.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Wide web that Taylor was kissing some guy at the
at one of the games or something.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I didn't say that. I was kind of confused, like
everybody made a big deal about it, and I'm like,
because you're not supposed to know anything from the Bachelor. Oh,
you're supposed to be low key not macan on someone's
face in public. Yes, I wonder if it's one of
the Bachelor guys.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It's got to be, but they could get in a
lot of trouble for that, one would think.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Rot Row.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Then the members of mom Talk right now are so Macey, Mikhaela, Jesse,
and Layla. The rest are either on mental health breaks
or they've quit.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm sorry, so bad. We're on mental health breaks right now.
Next week Mom Talk. It's just too much for me.
This just in I'm on a mental health break. Yeah. Yeah.
And Miranda is still to be determined on her Mom
Talk status, so we don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
How can she be TVD but still filming the show.
That one is pretty determined if you ask.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Me, right, And Demi is not on the show anymore.
I love that you say Demi, but I think it's
to me to me. So DEMI to Me is no
longer on the show anymore, or does she come back
later too?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, full of surprises, This show full of surprises.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Everyone was still essentially pissed from the season before, but
then Jesse tells Layla that she kissed Marciano twice they
had an emotional affair, following.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That, how's that emotional if they're backing out, that's what Also,
they agree, you and I had the conversation which what
hooking up is, and apparently the mom taught girls then
cooking up as sex where I still think it checking out.
I know, I know you did. I think if you
hook up, you're getting your hooked. She says she and
(12:51):
Jordan were separated during that time, and Jesse says they
never had sex, but Marciano claims they did. Okay, I
have a question. Yes, Jordan has never come out and
said they were separated at the time. No, yeah, I've
never heard that. And I feel like when people get
caught cheating, they always say, oh, it was emotional, which
is far worse than just boning down on some guy
(13:12):
for the night. Well, it appears that the reason she
didn't have sex with Marciano is because he couldn't get hard?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
What but I got yeah because the text message said
I remember I took sialice and then blah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Blahh that's right. I didn't know what ciellis is? Is that
the little blue pill?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I think it's one of the pills. He took a
pill for a reptile dysfunction. So he's probably all fucked
up and couldn't get.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Why is he like that? He's young? Like is that
like a thing? He's probably drunk, but he said he
had a few little spots on his jonies. He little
drops a few little droplets.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
But then Layla calls Marciano wather in the car, he
remembers taking a seat a prescription medication used to treat
a rectile dysfunction, and having come stalling on the shorts.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Know who we can blame from Marciano, Lisa vander pump yep.
And by the way, out of all the guys, why
would you want to cheat with him? I don't know.
I don't know, but I don't know that I'm the
one to be judging. Gid you up? Oh my god, yes,
(14:33):
oh my gosh. Then Jordan got me on that one
off powers.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Then Jordan invites Dakota over to tell him about the affair.
Jordan gets emotional and admits it's very emasculating. Dacota tells
him not to listen to what anyone else has to say.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
He never really asked him the tough questions like how
are you feeling? Do you want to stay with her?
Things like that. He's like, oh, coming to me, I'm
the biggest cheater around, so I'm not sure Dakota is
the one I would ask for advice for. That's what
I'm getting at, Like, why Dakota the one that who's
cheated on Taylor multiple times? Not sure he was the
right guy to go to. You're not gonna get some
(15:13):
sound advice from Dakota.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Also, how come all of a sudden we've heard that
like Jordan is like this kind of asshole, but we
never heard that before.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
He seems really sweet. I felt bad for him. I mean,
to see a guy crying about his wife cheating, like,
I don't know a lot of guys wouldn't do that.
They'd be like, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah. Then we see Jen and Zach and they're currently
living in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Okay, this couple confuses me. Do they live in Utah
or not? They're always film, so they're Meredith all over again. Yes,
So they get an airbnb, they film, and then they
go back to Arizona. Arizona. Huh, that's my guess.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I mean, I have no idea if that's actual facts,
but right to me.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And then Zach's trying to figure out if he wants
to continue with medical school. She's doing a lot of therapy.
They do seem happier, yeah, because they weren't even able
to fake happiness before. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
And then Macey and Michaela go to Jesse's house so
she can tell them about the affair.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh my god. Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Macey and Michaela are still there for Jesse, but they
don't know whether or not to believe her that she
had sex with Marciano. Apparently Macy heard rumors that Jesse
cheated in her past relationship. Did you mean her marriage
before or do you know because she was married before?
I think too.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Hum, well, that's a really nice thing to bring up, Macey.
You're a good friend. You both are, especially you Leila.
I love that they don't even like, really give a hug,
like when she's like crying and like sharing her heart.
They're like, so just give her a little pat you
won't be okay, You're gonna be okay. We're here, We're
(17:05):
here for you. Tap tap tap. Well, the fact that
she Leila got her in the car is like, I
really don't want to do this, but yeah, I hear
you are having an affair. And then if Jesse could
have poked her eyeballs out by rubbing her face so
many times, I'm my girl, stop, you're not gonna be
able to see pretty soon. She's just like, well, she
(17:26):
couldn't even her face was out. I know. I think
she actually was blindsided by that. Could you imagine? I
don't wish to ship. Thank you friend, Thanks for the
heads up, thanks for.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
The private yeah, because she really did seem shocked. But
I guess we're going to find out more about this
relationship between Jordan and Jesse and learn a little bit
more about it. But all I know is that I
think Marciano is gives me that.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Poor guy just yeah, I know, the poor guy Jordan
just looks so defeated.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
And thank you for clarifying the poor guy Jordan, because
I thought you were saying Marciano.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm like, I see the poor guy. No, no, no, no,
no no. He just seems defeated and emasculated. He keeps
talking about how emasculated he's feeling, but he's not talking
about how heartbroken he is.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I know.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's what I was going to say, emasculated, Like yeah, okay,
that's that's a choice. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Then all the girls get together for well, before they
even get together for Layla's birthday, they go to try
to get their hair done, but Jesse isn't there. I know,
I know, so you can tell shit is really hitting
the fan.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And none of the girls they all act like they
don't know what's going on, and then probably your hair.
Leyla's like, well I can't really see, are you really
all yours dead? On camera?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
But then they get together for Layla's birthday. Macy reveals
that Demi texted her and Mikaela right after they left
Jesse's and told them about the affair.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
The text says, so like, can we talk about it
now that you guys know? Then this part confused me.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Jesse caught Brett driving by her house on her security
cameras while the girls were over. So the girls are
trying to figure out who the mole is in the group.
The main suspects are Layla and Miranda. No, the main
suspect to me is Marciano.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yes, is his name Marciano or Marciano like a Marciano?
What's it called? Is that? What I say it? I
don't need to be bothered to learn his name. He
grosses me out so much. Do you know him? No,
I've never met him in my life, but he makes
Jack Taylor seem like a dream. Why do you remember
(19:57):
last year when he comes rolling in in a ski clothes.
It's like, oh, fancy to meet you here. What are
you doing today? Working out? Working out?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Getting the video of him where they say they want
to say, I love your DJ videos, and it's like
him with like a go to.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, no, no, I don't need to see that ever. Again,
is the male Laila or production?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I think the mole is definitely Marciano because the male
is telling to me and to me, I guess my
bet is still talking to him.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Is Tom the mole, I think to the mall, yeah,
I think it's something that's put together between Marciano and
Demi and they're just trying to cause problems.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, I agree they want to cause some shit, but
I guess we'll find out when Tom comes back. But
then after after dinner, the girls go across the street
for Layla's party. Unfortunately, Miranda's ex husband Chase shows up
with his girlfriend Kate. The level of helps that they
are at this is also confusing and disturbing to me.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Why Chase, Why does he need to be there because
last year he caused problems, so like, let's bring him
in again, But like, how's it going to cause problems
at this current time? What is the point of having
him there? And why is Lala Lala? Layla just s
into him. I guess they had talked. Maybe, well, she's
(21:34):
into his brother.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That was the job she said. I think his brother's
really cute. But Jordan hates that Jesse is getting involved
in the drama, so he calls Dakota and leaves two.
I never expected Leyla to develop into pots during Reality Villain,
but she's really showing up and doing her job.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
So yeah, there you go, Layla. Mason Michayla blowing up
at Layla for inviting him in. It's just Macy and
michaela to me, are starting to become one cast member.
They the same opinion, and they're always attached.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
They're having uh babies within days from each other. They
talk about how they're the heads of the show. They
make the same jokes, and we love them in person.
But I'm not they need more cast members. We need
(22:29):
we need some more people back.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, I'm sure, like you said, Tomi is going to
be back to me, to me, and I'm sure there's
going to be sprinkling some some other people too. Jordan,
did you see Jordan. He's like not having it. He's like,
I'm out, I'm mawety five thousand, I'm getting out of here.
I can't take this. Poor guy didn't even tell his wife.
(22:53):
He just he's out. But the show, to me again,
is feeling a little scripted. I know, I mean, since
when are they that good of friends that he'd call
him and just pick him up. I don't know. It's
just weird, like why not take an uber because they
can't because they can't film a conversation with him and
the uber driver? But Taylor's mom showing up to the party,
(23:19):
of course she is it Just to me, I'm sorry,
it just seemed a little thirsty. Could you imagine me
not being at a party. But hey, I'm sending my mom, mom,
go do my dirty work, Go tell some bitches.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Taylor's mom was there, and then Jesse's mom was there
before her, right.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I guess, or but that was their mom and her extension.
Are getting their own spot. They're getting their own she
made their own snow flake. What one snowdrop out of time?
(24:01):
Now let's get into episode two. We find out that
Jordan left Laylah's birthday party and spent the night at Dakota's.
Now he's packing to go state his parents' house for
the night. See to me, that's the appropriate thing to do,
like just get out, like the things are so bad
and you don't trust your wife, And do we really
think that she just kissed him? And does he think that,
(24:24):
like he doesn't matter, doesn't believe it. I guess it
really doesn't matter. If she admitted to have an affair,
and she admitted to having an emotional affair, and then
when she she had an affair, yeah, period exclamation mark.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Then at Jesse's sister's house, Jesse reveals that she and
Jordan have officially decided to separate. Jesse's mom admits that
she and Jordan should have separated a couple of years ago,
and then in Jesse's confession, she says it was things
that could be considered emotional abuse.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Huh, but we've never seen that in the past on
the show with him.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, no, so this is news to us. And then
Taylor and Dakota meet at a coffee shop after her
therapy retreat. Dakota went to therapy or treat for one
day so they could set boundaries and learn to co
parent effectively. Dakota tells Taylor about Jesse's affair and she's shocked. Nothing, says,
I can change like a single day of therapy.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Right. Well, Taylor says Jesse was judgmental when it came
to Jen and Zach, but had this going on behind
closed doors. Nobody knew. Uh uh. There's going to be
some fighting about this. I just know it.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, it's not going to be just this. No, the
girls are going to start getting involved in now that
Taylor's back in action. Yeah, things are going to start
to blow.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I just love her her, No nonsense. I don't give
a shit, give a shit what I look like. I
don't shit give a shit what I say. The eye
rolling I was watching it was somebody and she goes.
She goes, I've never seen this before, but I'm scared
of her. She's just funny. You should be. She could
(26:10):
talk any of us of anything.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Then at Mikaela's birthday, it's the first time Jesse and
Jordan are at a social event while being separated.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Why in the world would she read the text when
he's like right behind her. I was just going to
say that, like, her reading the text out lock when
Jordan was standing right behind her was pretty ballsy. And
it's not like the texts were like tame.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
They were like so they're sex and it's like everyone
thinks these texts prove her innocence. They included I can't
stop thinking about your vagina. I fucked up and want redemption.
Marciano also says, the real question is you think you
can handle me. Jesse replies honestly not sure, but want
to find out. Marciano, I'm very much looking forward to it.
(26:58):
I'll be lying if I said I was curious about
your recent search.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
So he saw her vagina, so it was more than kissing.
What lips was he kissing? Well, apparently not her newly
sewed up ones clearly not her newly plumped up ones.
But do you think these texts proved her innocence because
I feel like it made her look guiltier. Well, I
(27:22):
think it proved that he couldn't get hard, so they
would have had sex if he could just get pop
a boner. Yeah, but he couldn't pop a boner, so
that he wants redemption.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, he wants redemption. He wants a makeup because he
realized he couldn't get it done. And my guess is
that time they hung out.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Does anybody ever text you I can't stop thinking about
your vagina? I have to admit no one has ever
texted reconcerned. No, can't stop thinking about your badge? Yeah,
how's that badge? You can't stop thinking about your big
old balls, or in Mauricio's, I can't stop thinking about
(28:05):
your big old belly button. Oh my god. I'm not
a sexter, obviously, I'm not want you want to get
it on hold on my My therapist is calling. One moment,
She's like, I hear what you're talking about, Teddy, Stop it, Hetty.
(28:27):
I know what you're doing, Teddy. This is not good
for your mental health. You should not be talking about sexting.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Then Macy Michaela make the three hour drive to meet
up with Marciano. I'm pretty sure Marciano would have driven
to them for a Swig gift.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Card and camera time. Well yeah, exactly, but me would
Macy say? Of course? Marciana said, yes, he's excited that
two married women are on their way to meet him.
That was a good one. They have to stop multiple times,
never have a peed outside of a car and taken
one of my legs out of this pant. Why would
(29:04):
you do that? I don't know. That makes it so
much more difficult. I know, I'm like, wait, is she
getting naked? Yeah? Because then they had to blur out
her badge, her yeah, her buhole. I'm like, oh, okay, blurring.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Then Jesse goes to therapy. At first, Marciano was infatuated
with to me, so Jesse believes that's what drew her
to him. And then Jesse admits to her therapist that
she doesn't like anything about herself and has no self confidence.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
This made me very sad. That made me sad, too,
very sad that she just doesn't think she's pretty, doesn't
have any confidence, and she's beautiful she said, like people
say on Instagram that she looks masculine. Yeah, and she's
had like her nostrils, something done with her nose and
all kinds of stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I mean I think she's stunning. I think she's been
studying since the first time I saw her. And the
fact that she has so such low self.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Esteem it and is willing to admit it, Yeah, shows
how low it actually is. Do you think it's from
her marriage or just her in general? I don't know.
I think it might. I don't think reality television helps
that type of thing. No. No, I suggest Jesse that
you don't read all the comments.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Don't read the comments because they're only going to get
horse from here on out, especially now that she's been
known to have an affair, because Bravo fans are going
to go after her.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh, they for sure are. Has anybody checked Marciano's Instagram? No,
I'm sure he's going off in some sort of way
to make some sort of stories. Oh yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
But then Macy and MICHAELA finally get to Marciano five
hours later. Marciano admits he and Demi kissed at vander
pump Villa, but it wasn't caught on camera. He finally
admits to Macy Mchae that he and Jesse never had sex.
He lied because he was being influenced by me.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Dun du. I kind of figured it was something like that. Yeah,
but Marciana's showing up with this fresh bowtox and lip
gloss on his lips. Yeah, she goes, I wanted to
clear my name about having sex with him. Yeah, like
she didn't want to. He didn't want to clear his
name about anything. He wanted to come in. He also.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
When he was saying he when he admitted to making
out with to me, like he's like, okay, well, if
you twist my arm, we did once kiss and then
what did you have sex with?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Jesse? Such such a struggle to get that money for
showing up. Yeah, do you think he even got paid
for showing up? Probably much. I don't know because they're
on a totally different network, so I don't know how
they pay, how they structure the payment. So do you
think the husbands are paid? Don't know that either. I know,
(32:12):
I'd like to know it. I mean, they're very involved,
so I would imagine they would. They're very much involved,
so I would assume that each one gets a paycheck.
But again I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But then they say all the women are the breadwinner,
so the paychecks must be significantly higher for the women.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Is it because they confuse me? Because they talk about
contracts with mom Talk and then contracts with Paramount or
whatever Net or Hulu, whatever they're on. So do this
mom Talk. They make a ton of money off of it.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I think they're talking about the contracts, like when they're
doing a paid post together and when one person wants
to make significantly more amount of money. But what about
when they said that Whitney.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Only would come back if she booked a scripted show.
A script.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I'm only doing this podcast if I can get a
scripted show. That's pretty ballsy, pretty ballsy. And she didn't
ask for a raise, she just wanted a scripted show.
Like Hulu is going to be like, you know what,
there's this new show with Jessica Biale.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, we're going to put you on it. You were
so good with Dancing with the Stars, We're going to
give you your own show. Oh and tickets to the Oscars.
Tickets to the Oscars. Okay, did you happen to see that?
Nick is no longer going to be hosting the reunion.
It's going to be stars in it. Yeah. Yeah, I
think that's going to be great. And they've already shot
(33:41):
their reunion. Yeah, because they started this. I mean now
the entire season is over. Yeah. I feel like last
year they held it for a while before they shot
the reunion, I know, because there was so much drama.
I think they're already back. They're probably already back into production.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Well because also remember Stasi worked at the Villas, as
he also knows Marciano.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Do you think Marciano is at the reunion. Yes, of
course he is. Of course he is. I know a
part of me just wants to binge watch the rest
of it and let's just redo it in a day.
Did he work for Lisa Vanderburd because he lives in
Vegas and she's got restaurants in Vegas. I heard she's
opening up her her own hotel in Vegas. I heard
that too. That's I never that's somebody I never saw
(34:24):
a Bravo con, did you. I didn't see her one time.
He was saying, there's a lot of people I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Maybe the days that Oh, he was fired during season two.
Oh so that's why now he's my wife.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Thought they'd pick him on up, come on over here
film with us. Oh my gosh, but I want I
want to see Demi come back because she really causes
a lot of shit. Now do we know if Jesse's
back with her husband. I think she is back with
(34:59):
her husband. That's good. I mean, I made that up
just and I have a zero idea.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Love.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
When you make shut up, you're so convincing. Oh yeah,
they've been back together forever. They renewed their vows and
now he's having an affair with Marciano. But Marciano couldn't
get it up. He couldn't get it up. But you
know who could Jordan I get her back.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
We're just making it up now. Thanks guys for tuning
in to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod.
We appreciate you for listening, and make sure you're watching
Secret Lives and Mormon Wives ride along with us.
Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And Tamra Judge. Good morning, Teddy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We are talking all things secret Lives of Mormon Wives today.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We have so many questions. Do you like that they
roll out all the episodes at once?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, I want them to do it. I don't need
to have all of them out there. I want to
do it slowly.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The only one I want them to do that too
is Landman. Did you watch Lanman? I watched a new
episode the new episodes up it is. It's so good.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
If you're not watching Landman, you have to watch it Paramount.
It's on Paramount. We need to get Ali in the
hot seat. We need the twat seat. Twat seat. We
need to get her in the twat seat.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, it's on Paramount Plus, so it probably means I
need to watch it on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is it freezing at your house? I'm like dressed like
I'm in Big Guar right now. I know it's freezing
and then burning. Do you like my new olive fit? Yeah?
It looks like the ups guy. I'm very into brown
right now. I'm into brown and beige. Yes, that's all
I want is brown and beige. That's pretty. Brown.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Beige and black is all we wore at Bravo. Con Right, plums,
all the fall colors. I love them, Yeah, love them.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's nice being in fault. What are you going to
do for Thanksgiving? My mom's coming over now. Sophia has
got a boyfriend, and so she's like, mom, Nico's parents
want me to come over. The Grandma's going to show
me how to make to Molly's and all this stuff.
And I'm like, wow, hold on, wait a minute, wait
a minute. I mean you're not going to be here,
you know. As soon as they get a boyfriend, it's
like bye, see you later. And then Spencer's girlfriend he's
(01:54):
had for quite a few years, it's like, oh, her
parents always have something big. And I'm like, so now
I got to arrange my Thanksgiving on my kid's schedule.
And then Ryan's going to his dad's sister's house, his
aunt's house. So I'm like it might be me, you, Rugby,
and my mom. That's it with other people dropping in
(02:15):
and out. When are you putting your tree up. My
tree's up? What? Yeah, both my trees are up. Oh
my gosh, I'm thinking about doing that. I'm going to
do it this weekend. I'm going to do it before Thanksgiving.
I'm never have my tree up before Thanksgiving really never.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, I did it because, like, I just didn't want
to have to worry about you know how I overstress
about things these days. So I was like, I just
need to make sure this is done because I don't
want to worry about it after I get home from
my dad's in case I'm exhausted or whatever, and I
don't want it to be last minute.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
And now are you and the kids going to your
dad's house? Yeah, we're going to my dad's. Well, we
put last year, Eddie put or had put on those
permanent Christmas lights that go underneath your eaves a year round.
You can't see them. So that's done. That's done for years.
I'm happy about thought. That's perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, but yeah, I'm one of my dad's. Hopefully I
have enough energy because then I come home and then
I have immuno therapy right when.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I get home. That's your next visit. Yep, right before
Thanksgiving or after Thanksgiving, right after Thanksgiving, after Thanksgiving, right
after Thanksgiving. Well, then you'll feel good by Christmas time, hopefully. Yeah.
How many more sessions of immunotherapy do you have to do?
I think a year, like a solid year, Like is
(03:34):
there a month that huts off? Or do you go
a year and then they re evaluate? I guess they just.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Tell me when the time comes. They haven't given me
a set time. Well, this next time that I go
in for immune therapy, they also do my scans, So
as long as my scans are good, I think, then
you know, we go from there. But if my scans
have declined in any way, then I would assume that
it goes longer. Yeah, but I mean I don't even
know how long I've been on immune therapy at this point.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Probably when with your surgery. No, I think longer than that.
I think your surgery was in February, was it? Yeah?
But then I did radiation before I did it for
six weeks and then you started as very much probably
a good eight months, seven eight months. Yeah, but it's working,
So it's working.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I wonder if my depression has anything to do with
the immune therapy or just has to do with my
entire life kind of.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think it's well, I don't think your life's falling apart,
but I think that it has to go through the
things I know. I know, sweetie, But I think a
lot of it is that just you're at home all
the time now, Like Bravokon was one of the biggest
events you've gone to this year. So I think just
being at home all the time, not being your normal self,
(04:51):
not feeling good, recovering from you know, brain surgery, that
in itself takes a long time, I know, and I
just wanted to be like over, Yeah it will. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean it's about a year since my life completely exploded,
so it's I know.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Can you believe it's coming up on a year. Yeah,
my gosh, that is just insane. It's so insane. Does
it feel like it's gone by fast for you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's more so that I just don't really keep track
of time anymore. It's like I just go by moment
to moments. So it's like, I know, my next thing
is Thanksgiving, then I have bloh, then I have blot
you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It is. Like that's the way I keep it. But
I guess it's gone by, it's gone by.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I don't know if it's gone by fast, but it's
gone by, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Day by day. But yeah, like my entire house is
still I don't know. I think I got a little
upset because Edwin is.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What's talking about how he's not going to be here
for Christmas. No, no, Edwin has been staying at the
house in Hollywood Hills, but somebody's leasing it for some
months coming up. And I just assumed Eden was coming
home and he would stay in Cruises room again, but
he rented a place.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Really. Yeah, I mean your house is so big, I
don't know why you wouldn't just take the spare bedroom.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I know, so.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I think that especially to help you out during the holidays.
I know, it just made me sad.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, And I don't know if I'm sad because I
miss him, or I'm sad because I miss our family,
or I'm sad because.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think it's probably all of those things. Teddy. Yeah,
you know, he's kind of moved on, and you're at
home and you're dealing with everything you're dealing with, and
it would be really nice to have somebody there with
you to keep you company all the time and to
hold you to you know, make food for you and
all those things. I couldn't imagine going through what you're
(07:07):
going through and not to have Eddie with me. Yeah,
I would just be like, I just don't want to
do this, And I'm sure you probably feel that way
at times, like I just don't want to do this anymore. Yeah,
there are days I'm just like, I, how am I
going to do this? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't even feel like it. And it's not you know,
it's I'm dating too, So it's not that. It's more
like I can't give myself to anybody else because I
feel so low.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, and your dating is a little bit different. It's
not like you're out on the town dating, No, And
I'm not like you just have somebody you're talking to
and hanging out with once in a while. That's a
big difference then having a boyfriend. You're flying to France
and Italy and all these Hawaii and all these places. Right.
True's you know what I'm talking about. Different, slightly different,
(07:55):
slightly different.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But speaking of dysfunctional relationships, let's get into Taylor Dakota,
who are co parenting their son. They're not in a relationship,
but Taylor will be going to therapy retreat for two weeks.
Do you think therapy retreat for two weeks was actually
her filming The Bachelor?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh? I don't know, but you know what, therapy for
two weeks. I've never heard about these therapy retreats. But
do you think we need them? Yes, yes, let's go
to one. Let's go to I think that would be
a vacation itself. I know, I think therapy is exhausting,
(08:34):
but and all that stuff too. I'd set off for
a week. I was actually shocked that Dakota was filming.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I'm not He's as thirsty as they come. But it
makes them kind of more likable when they're not together.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, so the Dancing with the Star situation was not
going on during the filming.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No, because remember they went right into filming after the
last season.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh, that's right, because they're pregnant. They're still pregnant. Yeah,
so they went right into filming. And wait, did we
see Whitney in this episode?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No? Because remember she was one of the faces that
she had quite.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Again, but she quit again.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And rumor is the reason why Britney comes back mid
season is to try to get on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So I don't know if I believe that. I think
that Dancing the Stars would have taken her, regardless if
she was on Mom Talk or not. Well, supposedly she
got booted. Oh, she got booted. I thought she was
going to win me too. I thought she was so good. Wait,
who's left? It's got to be near the end, right,
who is left? She made it very far, and I'll
(09:55):
tell you just the clips I've seen, she looks like
a professional dance answer. I know. So Dylan Frons left,
Robert or win. Oh, I think he's gonna win Elaine
from Parent Trap Jordan Chiles. So there's still a few
episodes left.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And alex Earl I heard out. I had somebody said
that they predicted Alex Earl is going to win. Not
that you can predict those things.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But her camp reached out to me and one send
me some of her. I think she's got some kind
of a drink or something. Oh, yeah, you should get it. Yeah,
I said, yeah, it sund it my way. Send it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Let me know how it is, because I don't think
her can't reach out to me.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Either way.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Seeing Taylor and Dakota co parenting and getting along, that
was that was a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But also, did you see on the world.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Wide web that Taylor was kissing some guy at the
at one of the games or something.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I didn't say that. I was kind of confused, like
everybody made a big deal about it, and I'm like,
because you're not supposed to know anything from the Bachelor. Oh,
you're supposed to be low key not macan on someone's
face in public. Yes, I wonder if it's one of
the Bachelor guys.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It's got to be, but they could get in a
lot of trouble for that, one would think.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Rot Row.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Then the members of mom Talk right now are so Macey, Mikhaela, Jesse,
and Layla. The rest are either on mental health breaks
or they've quit.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm sorry, so bad. We're on mental health breaks right now.
Next week Mom Talk. It's just too much for me.
This just in I'm on a mental health break. Yeah. Yeah.
And Miranda is still to be determined on her Mom
Talk status, so we don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
How can she be TVD but still filming the show.
That one is pretty determined if you ask.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Me, right, And Demi is not on the show anymore.
I love that you say Demi, but I think it's
to me to me. So DEMI to Me is no
longer on the show anymore, or does she come back
later too?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, full of surprises, This show full of surprises.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Everyone was still essentially pissed from the season before, but
then Jesse tells Layla that she kissed Marciano twice they
had an emotional affair, following.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That, how's that emotional if they're backing out, that's what Also,
they agree, you and I had the conversation which what
hooking up is, and apparently the mom taught girls then
cooking up as sex where I still think it checking out.
I know, I know you did. I think if you
hook up, you're getting your hooked. She says she and
(12:51):
Jordan were separated during that time, and Jesse says they
never had sex, but Marciano claims they did. Okay, I
have a question. Yes, Jordan has never come out and
said they were separated at the time. No, yeah, I've
never heard that. And I feel like when people get
caught cheating, they always say, oh, it was emotional, which
is far worse than just boning down on some guy
(13:12):
for the night. Well, it appears that the reason she
didn't have sex with Marciano is because he couldn't get hard?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
What but I got yeah because the text message said
I remember I took sialice and then blah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Blahh that's right. I didn't know what ciellis is? Is that
the little blue pill?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I think it's one of the pills. He took a
pill for a reptile dysfunction. So he's probably all fucked
up and couldn't get.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Why is he like that? He's young? Like is that
like a thing? He's probably drunk, but he said he
had a few little spots on his jonies. He little
drops a few little droplets.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
But then Layla calls Marciano wather in the car, he
remembers taking a seat a prescription medication used to treat
a rectile dysfunction, and having come stalling on the shorts.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Know who we can blame from Marciano, Lisa vander pump yep.
And by the way, out of all the guys, why
would you want to cheat with him? I don't know.
I don't know, but I don't know that I'm the
one to be judging. Gid you up? Oh my god, yes,
(14:33):
oh my gosh. Then Jordan got me on that one
off powers.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Then Jordan invites Dakota over to tell him about the affair.
Jordan gets emotional and admits it's very emasculating. Dacota tells
him not to listen to what anyone else has to say.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
He never really asked him the tough questions like how
are you feeling? Do you want to stay with her?
Things like that. He's like, oh, coming to me, I'm
the biggest cheater around, so I'm not sure Dakota is
the one I would ask for advice for. That's what
I'm getting at, Like, why Dakota the one that who's
cheated on Taylor multiple times? Not sure he was the
right guy to go to. You're not gonna get some
(15:13):
sound advice from Dakota.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Also, how come all of a sudden we've heard that
like Jordan is like this kind of asshole, but we
never heard that before.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
He seems really sweet. I felt bad for him. I mean,
to see a guy crying about his wife cheating, like,
I don't know a lot of guys wouldn't do that.
They'd be like, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah. Then we see Jen and Zach and they're currently
living in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Okay, this couple confuses me. Do they live in Utah
or not? They're always film, so they're Meredith all over again. Yes,
So they get an airbnb, they film, and then they
go back to Arizona. Arizona. Huh, that's my guess.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I mean, I have no idea if that's actual facts,
but right to me.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And then Zach's trying to figure out if he wants
to continue with medical school. She's doing a lot of therapy.
They do seem happier, yeah, because they weren't even able
to fake happiness before. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
And then Macey and Michaela go to Jesse's house so
she can tell them about the affair.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh my god. Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Macey and Michaela are still there for Jesse, but they
don't know whether or not to believe her that she
had sex with Marciano. Apparently Macy heard rumors that Jesse
cheated in her past relationship. Did you mean her marriage
before or do you know because she was married before?
I think too.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Hum, well, that's a really nice thing to bring up, Macey.
You're a good friend. You both are, especially you Leila.
I love that they don't even like, really give a hug,
like when she's like crying and like sharing her heart.
They're like, so just give her a little pat you
won't be okay, You're gonna be okay. We're here, We're
(17:05):
here for you. Tap tap tap. Well, the fact that
she Leila got her in the car is like, I
really don't want to do this, but yeah, I hear
you are having an affair. And then if Jesse could
have poked her eyeballs out by rubbing her face so
many times, I'm my girl, stop, you're not gonna be
able to see pretty soon. She's just like, well, she
(17:26):
couldn't even her face was out. I know. I think
she actually was blindsided by that. Could you imagine? I
don't wish to ship. Thank you friend, Thanks for the
heads up, thanks for.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
The private yeah, because she really did seem shocked. But
I guess we're going to find out more about this
relationship between Jordan and Jesse and learn a little bit
more about it. But all I know is that I
think Marciano is gives me that.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Poor guy just yeah, I know, the poor guy Jordan
just looks so defeated.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
And thank you for clarifying the poor guy Jordan, because
I thought you were saying Marciano.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm like, I see the poor guy. No, no, no, no,
no no. He just seems defeated and emasculated. He keeps
talking about how emasculated he's feeling, but he's not talking
about how heartbroken he is.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I know.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's what I was going to say, emasculated, Like yeah, okay,
that's that's a choice. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Then all the girls get together for well, before they
even get together for Layla's birthday, they go to try
to get their hair done, but Jesse isn't there. I know,
I know, so you can tell shit is really hitting
the fan.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And none of the girls they all act like they
don't know what's going on, and then probably your hair.
Leyla's like, well I can't really see, are you really
all yours dead? On camera?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
But then they get together for Layla's birthday. Macy reveals
that Demi texted her and Mikaela right after they left
Jesse's and told them about the affair.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
The text says, so like, can we talk about it
now that you guys know? Then this part confused me.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Jesse caught Brett driving by her house on her security
cameras while the girls were over. So the girls are
trying to figure out who the mole is in the group.
The main suspects are Layla and Miranda. No, the main
suspect to me is Marciano.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yes, is his name Marciano or Marciano like a Marciano?
What's it called? Is that? What I say it? I
don't need to be bothered to learn his name. He
grosses me out so much. Do you know him? No,
I've never met him in my life, but he makes
Jack Taylor seem like a dream. Why do you remember
(19:57):
last year when he comes rolling in in a ski clothes.
It's like, oh, fancy to meet you here. What are
you doing today? Working out? Working out?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Getting the video of him where they say they want
to say, I love your DJ videos, and it's like
him with like a go to.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, no, no, I don't need to see that ever. Again,
is the male Laila or production?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I think the mole is definitely Marciano because the male
is telling to me and to me, I guess my
bet is still talking to him.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Is Tom the mole, I think to the mall, yeah,
I think it's something that's put together between Marciano and
Demi and they're just trying to cause problems.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, I agree they want to cause some shit, but
I guess we'll find out when Tom comes back. But
then after after dinner, the girls go across the street
for Layla's party. Unfortunately, Miranda's ex husband Chase shows up
with his girlfriend Kate. The level of helps that they
are at this is also confusing and disturbing to me.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Why Chase, Why does he need to be there because
last year he caused problems, so like, let's bring him
in again, But like, how's it going to cause problems
at this current time? What is the point of having
him there? And why is Lala Lala? Layla just s
into him. I guess they had talked. Maybe, well, she's
(21:34):
into his brother.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That was the job she said. I think his brother's
really cute. But Jordan hates that Jesse is getting involved
in the drama, so he calls Dakota and leaves two.
I never expected Leyla to develop into pots during Reality Villain,
but she's really showing up and doing her job.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
So yeah, there you go, Layla. Mason Michayla blowing up
at Layla for inviting him in. It's just Macy and
michaela to me, are starting to become one cast member.
They the same opinion, and they're always attached.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
They're having uh babies within days from each other. They
talk about how they're the heads of the show. They
make the same jokes, and we love them in person.
But I'm not they need more cast members. We need
(22:29):
we need some more people back.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, I'm sure, like you said, Tomi is going to
be back to me, to me, and I'm sure there's
going to be sprinkling some some other people too. Jordan,
did you see Jordan. He's like not having it. He's like,
I'm out, I'm mawety five thousand, I'm getting out of here.
I can't take this. Poor guy didn't even tell his wife.
(22:53):
He just he's out. But the show, to me again,
is feeling a little scripted. I know, I mean, since
when are they that good of friends that he'd call
him and just pick him up. I don't know. It's
just weird, like why not take an uber because they
can't because they can't film a conversation with him and
the uber driver? But Taylor's mom showing up to the party,
(23:19):
of course she is it Just to me, I'm sorry,
it just seemed a little thirsty. Could you imagine me
not being at a party. But hey, I'm sending my mom, mom,
go do my dirty work, Go tell some bitches.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Taylor's mom was there, and then Jesse's mom was there
before her, right.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I guess, or but that was their mom and her extension.
Are getting their own spot. They're getting their own she
made their own snow flake. What one snowdrop out of time?
(24:01):
Now let's get into episode two. We find out that
Jordan left Laylah's birthday party and spent the night at Dakota's.
Now he's packing to go state his parents' house for
the night. See to me, that's the appropriate thing to do,
like just get out, like the things are so bad
and you don't trust your wife, And do we really
think that she just kissed him? And does he think that,
(24:24):
like he doesn't matter, doesn't believe it. I guess it
really doesn't matter. If she admitted to have an affair,
and she admitted to having an emotional affair, and then
when she she had an affair, yeah, period exclamation mark.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Then at Jesse's sister's house, Jesse reveals that she and
Jordan have officially decided to separate. Jesse's mom admits that
she and Jordan should have separated a couple of years ago,
and then in Jesse's confession, she says it was things
that could be considered emotional abuse.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Huh, but we've never seen that in the past on
the show with him.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, no, so this is news to us. And then
Taylor and Dakota meet at a coffee shop after her
therapy retreat. Dakota went to therapy or treat for one
day so they could set boundaries and learn to co
parent effectively. Dakota tells Taylor about Jesse's affair and she's shocked. Nothing, says,
I can change like a single day of therapy.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Right. Well, Taylor says Jesse was judgmental when it came
to Jen and Zach, but had this going on behind
closed doors. Nobody knew. Uh uh. There's going to be
some fighting about this. I just know it.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, it's not going to be just this. No, the
girls are going to start getting involved in now that
Taylor's back in action. Yeah, things are going to start
to blow.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I just love her her, No nonsense. I don't give
a shit, give a shit what I look like. I
don't shit give a shit what I say. The eye
rolling I was watching it was somebody and she goes.
She goes, I've never seen this before, but I'm scared
of her. She's just funny. You should be. She could
(26:10):
talk any of us of anything.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Then at Mikaela's birthday, it's the first time Jesse and
Jordan are at a social event while being separated.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Why in the world would she read the text when
he's like right behind her. I was just going to
say that, like, her reading the text out lock when
Jordan was standing right behind her was pretty ballsy. And
it's not like the texts were like tame.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
They were like so they're sex and it's like everyone
thinks these texts prove her innocence. They included I can't
stop thinking about your vagina. I fucked up and want redemption.
Marciano also says, the real question is you think you
can handle me. Jesse replies honestly not sure, but want
to find out. Marciano, I'm very much looking forward to it.
(26:58):
I'll be lying if I said I was curious about
your recent search.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
So he saw her vagina, so it was more than kissing.
What lips was he kissing? Well, apparently not her newly
sewed up ones clearly not her newly plumped up ones.
But do you think these texts proved her innocence because
I feel like it made her look guiltier. Well, I
(27:22):
think it proved that he couldn't get hard, so they
would have had sex if he could just get pop
a boner. Yeah, but he couldn't pop a boner, so
that he wants redemption.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, he wants redemption. He wants a makeup because he
realized he couldn't get it done. And my guess is
that time they hung out.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Does anybody ever text you I can't stop thinking about
your vagina? I have to admit no one has ever
texted reconcerned. No, can't stop thinking about your badge? Yeah,
how's that badge? You can't stop thinking about your big
old balls, or in Mauricio's, I can't stop thinking about
(28:05):
your big old belly button. Oh my god. I'm not
a sexter, obviously, I'm not want you want to get
it on hold on my My therapist is calling. One moment,
She's like, I hear what you're talking about, Teddy, Stop it, Hetty.
(28:27):
I know what you're doing, Teddy. This is not good
for your mental health. You should not be talking about sexting.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Then Macy Michaela make the three hour drive to meet
up with Marciano. I'm pretty sure Marciano would have driven
to them for a Swig gift.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Card and camera time. Well yeah, exactly, but me would
Macy say? Of course? Marciana said, yes, he's excited that
two married women are on their way to meet him.
That was a good one. They have to stop multiple times,
never have a peed outside of a car and taken
one of my legs out of this pant. Why would
(29:04):
you do that? I don't know. That makes it so
much more difficult. I know, I'm like, wait, is she
getting naked? Yeah? Because then they had to blur out
her badge, her yeah, her buhole. I'm like, oh, okay, blurring.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Then Jesse goes to therapy. At first, Marciano was infatuated
with to me, so Jesse believes that's what drew her
to him. And then Jesse admits to her therapist that
she doesn't like anything about herself and has no self confidence.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
This made me very sad. That made me sad, too,
very sad that she just doesn't think she's pretty, doesn't
have any confidence, and she's beautiful she said, like people
say on Instagram that she looks masculine. Yeah, and she's
had like her nostrils, something done with her nose and
all kinds of stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I mean I think she's stunning. I think she's been
studying since the first time I saw her. And the
fact that she has so such low self.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Esteem it and is willing to admit it, Yeah, shows
how low it actually is. Do you think it's from
her marriage or just her in general? I don't know.
I think it might. I don't think reality television helps
that type of thing. No. No, I suggest Jesse that
you don't read all the comments.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Don't read the comments because they're only going to get
horse from here on out, especially now that she's been
known to have an affair, because Bravo fans are going
to go after her.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh, they for sure are. Has anybody checked Marciano's Instagram? No,
I'm sure he's going off in some sort of way
to make some sort of stories. Oh yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
But then Macy and MICHAELA finally get to Marciano five
hours later. Marciano admits he and Demi kissed at vander
pump Villa, but it wasn't caught on camera. He finally
admits to Macy Mchae that he and Jesse never had sex.
He lied because he was being influenced by me.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Dun du. I kind of figured it was something like that. Yeah,
but Marciana's showing up with this fresh bowtox and lip
gloss on his lips. Yeah, she goes, I wanted to
clear my name about having sex with him. Yeah, like
she didn't want to. He didn't want to clear his
name about anything. He wanted to come in. He also.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
When he was saying he when he admitted to making
out with to me, like he's like, okay, well, if
you twist my arm, we did once kiss and then
what did you have sex with?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Jesse? Such such a struggle to get that money for
showing up. Yeah, do you think he even got paid
for showing up? Probably much. I don't know because they're
on a totally different network, so I don't know how
they pay, how they structure the payment. So do you
think the husbands are paid? Don't know that either. I know,
(32:12):
I'd like to know it. I mean, they're very involved,
so I would imagine they would. They're very much involved,
so I would assume that each one gets a paycheck.
But again I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But then they say all the women are the breadwinner,
so the paychecks must be significantly higher for the women.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Is it because they confuse me? Because they talk about
contracts with mom Talk and then contracts with Paramount or
whatever Net or Hulu, whatever they're on. So do this
mom Talk. They make a ton of money off of it.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I think they're talking about the contracts, like when they're
doing a paid post together and when one person wants
to make significantly more amount of money. But what about
when they said that Whitney.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Only would come back if she booked a scripted show.
A script.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I'm only doing this podcast if I can get a
scripted show. That's pretty ballsy, pretty ballsy. And she didn't
ask for a raise, she just wanted a scripted show.
Like Hulu is going to be like, you know what,
there's this new show with Jessica Biale.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, we're going to put you on it. You were
so good with Dancing with the Stars, We're going to
give you your own show. Oh and tickets to the Oscars.
Tickets to the Oscars. Okay, did you happen to see that?
Nick is no longer going to be hosting the reunion.
It's going to be stars in it. Yeah. Yeah, I
think that's going to be great. And they've already shot
(33:41):
their reunion. Yeah, because they started this. I mean now
the entire season is over. Yeah. I feel like last
year they held it for a while before they shot
the reunion, I know, because there was so much drama.
I think they're already back. They're probably already back into production.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Well because also remember Stasi worked at the Villas, as
he also knows Marciano.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Do you think Marciano is at the reunion. Yes, of
course he is. Of course he is. I know a
part of me just wants to binge watch the rest
of it and let's just redo it in a day.
Did he work for Lisa Vanderburd because he lives in
Vegas and she's got restaurants in Vegas. I heard she's
opening up her her own hotel in Vegas. I heard
that too. That's I never that's somebody I never saw
(34:24):
a Bravo con, did you. I didn't see her one time.
He was saying, there's a lot of people I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Maybe the days that Oh, he was fired during season two.
Oh so that's why now he's my wife.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Thought they'd pick him on up, come on over here
film with us. Oh my gosh, but I want I
want to see Demi come back because she really causes
a lot of shit. Now do we know if Jesse's
back with her husband. I think she is back with
(34:59):
her husband. That's good. I mean, I made that up
just and I have a zero idea.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Love.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
When you make shut up, you're so convincing. Oh yeah,
they've been back together forever. They renewed their vows and
now he's having an affair with Marciano. But Marciano couldn't
get it up. He couldn't get it up. But you
know who could Jordan I get her back.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
We're just making it up now. Thanks guys for tuning
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