Sex Chairs & Scandals

Teddi reveals if Denise texted her back. Will it shock you? 

Between Braunwyn’s Vegas “wedding” and Brandi Glanville’s scandal, we have a lot to talk about.

Then, we’re recapping NJ & Miami. Teddi slides into a certain Miami housewives DMs and we have all the details.

Plus, we get an update on Tamra’s sex chair.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon can't and
can'tra edge Hello, Tam, what's up? Okay, he's in a pod,
you guys, I'm rearranging from a Sure it just looks
weird over here. Oh yeah, at some point, are you

(00:25):
gonna put the two teas in a pod? Up? Okay?
So I'm thinking of maybe changing my office to the
spare bedroom and making this a gym. Don't tell Eddie no.
I love that. Well. The other vedgroom smaller and it's
got a little day bed in there. But I don't
really care. I can just do it, or I can
go into my office that I have a podcast room
in there, but then I have to drive. Um. True,

(00:46):
but I need to know one thing before we get started.
How is the sex chair amazing? Like worth me getting amazing? Yes,
worth you getting amazing? It is amazing. It is amazing. Okay.
So were you on bottom or were you on top?
On top? And it makes it so easy because your

(01:08):
feet touched the ground, so it's not like I mean,
oh you know what I mean. So it's like it's
not like being on your knees and then you get tired,
you get then you can go to your feet, like
like you're actually doing squads? Yes, yes, it's pretty amazing.
Why is it that we can do hundreds of squads
but get on top is a big fat getting on

(01:30):
and how much work it is exhausting. I'm like, I'll
get a cramp in my toe, like when your toe cramp, Yes,
and it goes like this yeah, and then your whole
foot stuck. Yes, and you're like, up, the sex is over.
I'm like, cramp, cramp. Yes. It's funny because he I
got the chair and it arrived the day for Valentine's

(01:51):
Day and we had seen them on that show, that
Netflix show, how to build a sex from whatever it is,
and um he sat out. He's like, is that our
sex chip? I'm like yeah, and then so he quickly
takes it out, puts it in the room. He's like,
what are we gonna tell Sophia? I go, you tell
her it's a yoga chair because that's how advertises. Oh

(02:12):
it is. It's advertises only on Amazon, that's where I
bought it. You can buy them all over the place,
but you know as a deliver so quope with Amazon.
Um it yeah, a stretching chair. And of course he
is now using it for a stretching chair, since I
use that because he's a big stretcher, so you can
like lean backwards, all these things you can do. So
I highly recommend it if you have the room, because

(02:33):
it is you do in your room. Yeah. Well maybe
I can put it in my closet. Yeah, I would
be a good place for no pants mommy in the closet,
No pants mommy, Yes, yeah, no pants mommy in the closet. Um. Okay,
before we get into housewife headlines, we have a couple
of fan questions. Um. First is ah, Teddy, did didn'ty

(03:00):
text you back? Um? No, she didn't, shocker. But this
is the best part. Did you see the call me
we can talk this out? Um? Did you see the tweet?
So I guess somebody, you know, obviously it's probably not Denise,
but somebody was like sending out messages like discount on
my calendar from only fans or whatever. It was put

(03:22):
down to five dollars, And somebody tweeted that message out
and then wrote back on that little response and said
did you reach out? Did you respond to ty? Like?
Did she ignore it? Um? I was like, oh, I
have five dollars? I'll buy the calendar if you just
reach back out. But so that's the first one. Um.

(03:45):
The second one is, uh, Teddy and Tamera. Would you
guys recap vander Pump Rules? Um, we would have to
get some. I mean, I'll be with I'm seeing Stasie
and La La on Saturday. UM, I don't watch it.
I'm not gonna lie. I don't. I just don't watch

(04:07):
a lot of TV. UM, and if I do, it's
usually like little series on Netflix or something like that. Um.
And I watched every huswive show because I have to. Well,
I wasn't. I had to. Haven't watched um Banapoples in
a long time. But I heard it was good this season,
and I watched the first episode and now I'm hooked.

(04:29):
Now it's gonna be a good season. Okay, well now
should I watch it? It is juicy like one. It
starts off with um James admitting that he's drinking again.
There's all these things between Raquel and the new girlfriend.
I mean it is. There's all the La La Kent
stuff with Randall. There's the divorce between Katie Maloney and Schwartz.

(04:53):
Is that Maloney that's her last name? Yeah? I thought
it was alone. Well now I'm now I'm second guessing myself.
I think it's Maloney. I think it's Katie Maloney, right,
all right, Okay, what do I know? But I don't know.
Maybe well, if I can get Termber to watch an
episode and maybe we could bring on one of the
girls that used to be on the show, then we

(05:14):
could do it. Yeah, I would love that. I did
reach out to Kristen and I was like, hey, you
want to recap and she was like, I'm not watching tonight.
It was the night of the premiere. Okay, I have
a question. Is Kristen the one that got let go
the same time and Jack's and Brittany. I just saw
that Jack's is going to be on some villain yeah

(05:37):
the show. Now, let me ask you a question. When
I saw that, and also Danielle Scobbs is going to
be on it as well, from the Housewife in New Jersey,
if you got asked to be on the villain, would
you be like no, Like my first reaction would be like, no,
um known as a villain, And I don't find me
known as a villain really, so I don't know it
would be a yes, p O. I don't know it

(05:59):
would true feet it would depend who was on the
show Jackson Daniel stop not on this. I would not
want to be on the current season, but if there's
another one, And it was like some of my favorite
people from the Bachelor, Like I am a reality TV
fan of all shows, so like if there were people
from like back in the day from like Real World

(06:19):
road Rules Challenge, like I'm way back, like I'm ready
to fight. Um, I missed fighting sometimes. Oh, trust me,
I know it's I did all my fighting this season.
If you really good? And then I had the like
the paranoise, like feeling bad like ship when I do that?
What was I thinking? You know God? And it looks

(06:39):
like an idiot. Oh. We did get absolutely great news
over this last week from Eddie's doctor. Finally got an
appointment with them to talk about it his scan that
he had last month. He is better. He does not
have to have an implant put in his heart. So
we were worried about that to have the watchman put
back in the appended is now working properly, So thank god,

(07:03):
thank god, I'm more heart procedures. Freddie, Well, that's good news. Um.
The other good news is um I know I'm finished
doing the naked photo shoot. Yes, I saw the pictures,
the pictures and made fun of my foot because there
was self tanner on it. It looked like you've been
walking the streets for a week, you know. You know

(07:25):
when they tell you when you get out of the
self tanning thing, don't step on the black part. Oh
you're the one of those. I can't focus, And I
stept right on it. That being said, I was way
more comfortable posing naked than I thought I would. Really,
I was, like I explained to me, naked. There was
no covering. What nothing, There's no no like, not even
a little no, well, there's covering. You can't see it. Nothing,

(07:48):
not even a band aid up the slit. Can't you
imagine if I just want to kept a little child?
Uh no, but you could one. I didn't get like
a weird feeling from the photographer anything. I've never had him.
And how many people were standing around seeing you naked?
My publicist, my husband, um oh, I'm glad to go.

(08:09):
That was there, the makeup girl, um hair, the person
that runs the campaign, the photographer, and okay, how did
Edwin handle this? Um? Well? He The cool thing is
I can't reveal what it is yet. But the cool
thing is because of what it is, it's actually really
artistically done. And he goes, when I was looking at you,

(08:31):
it wasn't like I was thinking, oh wow, she's trying
to It looked like art to me, he said. I
was really appreciating the art and the photography. But it
was really fun. But um, yeah, so I'm excited for
I liked all the pictures, but some of them the
angle because I wanted certain areas to show like, I
like this better. I know that's that's what they want.

(08:55):
When I do, like the one on your stomach but
boobs all smushed in, I feel like it's coming out
of my think when you think about I mean, it's
not a billboard 's on Times Square. Billboard in Times Square.
So and I thought it was only going to be
a month and it's three months. How exciting. We're gonna
have to go to New York and see it and
witness it. We need to get in trouble either way. Also,

(09:15):
you guys please come to Las Vegas to my dad's show,
Tamer and I will be there. We are going to
are we announcing on our special guests it's an orange. No,
we cannot announce our special, but he's super excited. We're
super excited. Get tickets to my dad's show. We will
give some shout outs. Mar March I think, oh no, Mar, yeah,

(09:45):
can I expect to what kind of welcoming can I
expect from your dad when I meet him? He talked
to him on the phone. He's gonna be he's gonna
be like, how's it going? Will he go to dinner
with us? No? You win. After he'll want us to
go hang out in his hotel room. That sounds bad,

(10:05):
but he'll want us to go up to his room
after the show and like show. But he's not like
he can't hear very well. So because of all the
years of the loud music and years like, he's not
one of those that loves to like go out to dinners. Alright,
just because we want a little bit of a time crunch,
let's get into the housewife headlines. This one we can
blow through pretty quickly. But it's this is a story

(10:27):
that just keeps on giving. It's not stopping. Another story
about Brandy Landville being involved in two lute incidents for
the Ultimate Girls Trip. It says page six. You can
go ahead and read it out. It's just dirty. I
know it's page six told TV producers Brandy Glanville should
be removed from The Ultimate Girls Chip after she was

(10:48):
involved in two alleged lute incidents. Um she allegedly touched
co star Caroline Manzo in the breast and genital areas
while they were off camera in the bathroom with two
other cast members. Now we're told execs were also concerned
that Glanville allegedly loudly addressed one of the show's producers
by name in front of a room of cast and
cruise shortly after the alleged incident, said do you want

(11:11):
to f meet tonight. Sources say Glanville and the producer
are old friends and he or she took the alleged
remark as a joke and they didn't want to see
her get in trouble because of it. It seems that
the second incident only became a source of concern after
staffers began reviewing tape and interviewing witnesses as part of
the investigation into the man's of matter. But it seems

(11:31):
like the exects Shed Media, the production company that makes
the show for n b Senior Universal flagged it as inappropriate. So, guys,
we can't dig into this anymore than we already have
because well, what we know is being put out in
the press, and this article, for instance, is not backed
up by Bravo or Peacock, so we don't even know

(11:54):
if it's true. But it sounds like somebody is really
putting stories out there, which suck, especially for Brandy because
you know it's going through an investigation and who knows
if it's ended yet and what the outcome is, and
it's you know, it's like and what does this mean
for the upcoming girls trips? Like in my mind, I'm like,
what does that mean for the next cast, the next group? Um?

(12:17):
But I'm not jumping to any conclusion until I hear
the final, until we see it, until until we see that, right,
I just well the next one was a large It's
the headline is a Larsa Pippen Valentine's Day Instagram post
where she is with um Michael Jordan's son. How old

(12:38):
is he? Do we know how old he is? I
mean significantly younger than her could be her son. Up
until this point, she hasn't shared that this is like
fully on and you know, well she just did, and
especially with my forever Valentine. Marcus Jordan is yeah, Marcus
Jordan her friend her. Good for her? Yeah, um well

(13:04):
she's she made it twice into the headline this week.
Congratulations Larsa, doing your job. Larsa. She slams Grtie for laboring,
labeling her the fakest housewife, doubles down on claims against
Nicole in Shade's Coast not Nicole, I know, yeah, so
I guess Gurdie says that Larka Larsa is the fakest housewife,

(13:26):
and then Larsa says that the fakes says the one
that fakes the most tears, right, And then she writes,
was she even there? She's talking about the reunion, right?
Was she even there? I think she's just talking about
even the season. Gie doesn't have a main storyline this season.
I think I read the article the main articleies all

(13:48):
came from, and I think she was talking to something
about the reunion, and it was it was why Gertie
didn't Gertie call out Larsa. No, Gurti called out why
Andy Cohen got mad at Larsa. And I think Larsa's
response of that was was she even there? Yeah, I
think that's in that place. These are all different text messages.

(14:10):
But and no, and then even though we saw on
this episode that Larsa and Nicole made up are going
to squash their bee for whatever, Larsa then writes, um,
every single thing I've said is true. She dated a
doctor named Raoule, so she needs to stop talking about
me before I blast her. She has nothing going on

(14:31):
for her, but talking about me. Have a last Saturday.
This is where she she messes up a little bit.
I I do think that Nicole has a lot going
for her. She has everything going for her I want
to have. She's got a great husband, she's got an
adorable kid. She's got she has a degree and the degree,
she's smart, she's she is the full package. The full package.

(14:54):
I mean, I feel like she has a pretty good amount.
I didn't love her, I would be jealous of her.
I know I would want to say not I still
say jealous, I should say strive to be like her.
By the way, I'm gonna go to med school next week.
But also, there's a big difference between saying you slept
with all of them in in the hospital and one
man right, and you know what, who hasn't hooked up

(15:15):
with a guy in the workplace at some point. I
had a nice embarrassing thing happened to me at the
horse show this past weekend. I was standing at the
gate and there's like a course board and I'm looking
at it. I'm looking at the course. I'm like, oh,
there's a mistake on the course board. I go to
the guy at the front and I'm like, oh, you know,
it says one through eight, but there's nine jumps labeled.
He's like, oh, let me get the course designer. When

(15:37):
I was younger, there was these guys. They're called jump crew,
but they're the guys that like come in from colleges
and uh, you know, they come in and work horse
shows because why not it's a bunch of young, pretty girls.
And so anyways, I'm standing there. This guy comes over
and he's like talking to me, and he's like, oh,
I'm the course designer, blah blah blah. And then he
must place who I am not because he watched The

(16:01):
Real Housewives, Beverly Hills or anything that like that. Because
I made it out with him when I was fourteen
years old, and I was like, he looked at me.
He's a teddy. Got you. He goes, uh, your lips
are much bigger now, Teddy, your lips are much bigger,
and so are your tits. No, he didn't say that.
He just goes, but your body is much smaller. He goes, hey, Teddy,

(16:23):
and I go and I don't want to out his name.
I don't know if he's married. Do you remember instantly
or no? I had zero ideas like I remember know
you well. No. I looked at him and I go, oh,
my gosh, because he said so and So says Hi,
that was our other mutual friend, that you're my best
friend right now. And he goes and I looked a
him and I go oh blah, and I said his

(16:45):
name and he I go, I'm sorry, I didn't even
recognize you. And he goes, yeah, I got old and fat.
You apparently didn't. I was like, oh, anyways. Moving on
to next thing is Heather explains her black eye. No
one cares. By the way I'm throwing this out there,

(17:08):
Jen shob hunched her into story. Done, that's done, fine,
and the story I don't care. And you know what,
Jen come for us. All you want from your prison
cell because you go in on from by the way,
that's tomorrow. Oh my gosh, tomorrow is Friday. Tomorrow is Friday.
I saw in the press she got a tattoo of
her kids names and her husband on her farm and
her husband got I think of her husband got a tattoo,

(17:30):
but I don't think it was of her name. The
next thing is Giselle and Jason from Winter House went
to the Summer House premiere party together. I don't watch
Winter House or Summer House, so have a hard time
getting super infested. But I would love to see Giselle
in a relationship on the show. I would showing her
life so great. But well, they do a crossover like that,
probably right because it's growth on Bravo. So this I

(17:53):
actually talked to Braun. This is banana, okay. So I
talked to Bronwyn when this she posted about getting married.
So still married. Bronwyn Burke has Las Vegas wedding with
Jennifer spinner Um. This has been her girlfriend for a while.
They went to Vegas. They went to the Graceland Wedding
Chapel on Tuesday, which was Valentine's Day. And they tied
the knot in a ceremony that's not legal because she's married.

(18:17):
Because she's married, I asked her, I didn't read this article,
but I said, is this like a real wedding. She says, no,
she's still married. I think she's having issues possibly getting
through her divorce. They wanted to, so she thought getting
married to somebody else. At the same time, I think
it was a fun thing to do, like we're in love,
let's just go pretend we're getting married in Vegas. And

(18:39):
they took some goofy pictures with Elvis, And I mean,
I'm all for marrying whoever you want, but you have
to get divorced first. Well, just the rules unless you
want to move right. I think she's still waiting on
the divorce. Sometimes they take forever. They if you're not fighting,
they take six months in Last Angels, right, But if

(19:01):
you're fighting, it could take years. And I don't know
when they don't get married. This is to me, this
is the problem. If you're in love, you want to
be with the person. I get it, but this looks
to me like a press grab and that's what I
don't love. Oh gotcha, you know what I'm saying like, yes,
of course, if you really want to do like a
commitment ceremony, you do it in private. This is like, yeah,

(19:23):
so it was. It was a ceremony, but no paperwork
was done apparently, so it was it was done for
the Graham. Maybe it was done for page six. I
think for me personally, if I was going to do it,
I probably wouldn't put it on Instagram. It was kind
of just like a love thing or like let's say
Eddie and I are like, oh, let's go get married
in Vega. Already married, let's go renew our math Vegas.

(19:45):
There's do something silly? Um, I don't know. Well, I
wish them well. Well, I think it's hard because how
do you explain to your kids that you're married when
you're so married to dead Yeah, when you're still it's
a hot I she explaining to do to her kids.
All right, re aware, but it's it's pretty simple. You

(20:07):
can't get married until you get divorced and you get
it is what it is. Um Uh. Then the next
one is Jackie from New Jersey is fulfilling her wish
of writing a book sharing her story that she had
for two decades. I thought this caption was really powerful.
I've dreamed of writing a book since I've been a kid,
but I never thought it would be this one. This
is a story I've spent my whole life hiding, the
story of how diet culture took over my life, plunging

(20:29):
me into a world of starvation, filled with shame and
secrets that lasted almost two decades long. This is also
a story of recovery. It's a story that will blow
you away. I wrote every word of this book myself,
without co writers or ghostwriters, and it's the greatest professional
accomplishment of my life. I can't wait to share it
with the world. Um I wrote this book so people
can truly understand how terrifying and insiduous and eating disorder

(20:51):
can be, how quickly you can spiral into the culture,
and how shameful it can feel to live with so
many secrets. The book is for anyone who has known
or loved someone with needing disorder, and for the millions
who struggled themselves. Preorder your book today. I'm really excited
to read this. I am super happy for it to
She also shows a flashback picture of her from her wedding,
where she's extremely thin, Um, and you could. I mean

(21:14):
you could see it on her. The cover of the
book is absolutely beautiful, beautiful. I don't even think she
could have done a better job with the It's natural,
it's beautiful, you can glowing. Yeah, we should have around
the pod and talk about the book. Yeah, we should
talk about the book. I also want to kind of
talk about there was a moment in this episode where

(21:35):
Melissa's like, you look great, Like you can see that
there's like a real enjoyment of each other there. Yeah,
because obviously you can see the Jackie walks in and
looks so beautiful, like you can see life like in
her eyes, and she you know, and and of course
until the other woman kind of shove her out and
don't even invite her to the party, which I thought
was a bitch move on the New Girl's part move. Um, Daniel, stop,

(21:59):
we already waited talking about that. The House of the Villains, Um.
Melissa Gorga fires back at Teresa with list of her
New Jersey storylines, mentions of Teresa's feuds with Kathy, Jacqueline, Rosie,
and others. I mean, but here's the thing people used
to throw that at me. You did you fight with
this person, this person, this person. Well, if you're on
a reality show long enough, it happens you fight with

(22:22):
almost every single cast member. So I love Melissa. I
also love Teresa. It's really hard to sit back and
watch this because mostly because their family. But Teresa has
done a lot on the podcast. I'm on the podcast
on the show for sure, but I think Melissa has too,
don't you think I think. I think they're not as much.

(22:45):
And I think Melissa is an integral part for the
cast all being friends right, because she does have authentic
relationships within that group. Now, I think at this point
and I wish if the focus could get off of
her and Teresa and their relationship and it could focus
on the relationship with the other women. Clearly those two

(23:05):
don't get along. There's issues um that stem way back.
But I don't think I think I don't want than
family therapy. Have they done that? I don't think they
want to be in family therapy? But everything they say
continue on a show. If they hate each other, why
you don't hate anybody that you work with. Yeah, but
you know what, you have to have resolution. You have

(23:27):
to sit down with that person and talk to them
in But if they absolutely hate each other just doesn't
make any sense. I think they don't hate each other truthfully,
I think they both have moments of being jealous of
one another. Yeah, and Teresa has, from what I've heard,
has only said nice things in the press, basically saying

(23:48):
she's hurt. This isn't my brother, I'm hurt. I think
she is hurt, but I think she I think she
has every right to be. I think both sides have
reasons to be hurt. Yeah. Um, what you see at
the end of this episode, which will it into the
next thing, is jin Aiden's daughter Olivia. Um, oh my gosh,
this is where she outs here about her nose. Yeah.

(24:09):
And I've got to say Melania walked with give us,
give us pizza, you old troll, so that Olivia could
run right and risk my beautiful nose. That's actually natural.
From did you see? Jin like was so proud when
she got when her daughter did that shade. She was like,

(24:30):
I mean, the kids are very active and have very
interesting one liners. I mean, how about how about the
little one, Danielle a little one? This episode we'll get
to that mother. Um multiple bravo. Oh. The other thing
is multiple Bravo interest from Instagram. So who we always
talked about Queens of Bravo. They always have interesting articles,

(24:52):
they always are in the know. Well, I don't know
what actually got them shut down. If it was the
actual copyright of them using the yos, that's how you
can get anybody shut down you take anything from But
is that the real reason they want to shut down?
Are they just tired of them talking. I'm assuming that
my guest would be somebody on the cast of Jersey

(25:12):
is very irritated about the reporting, and so they're probably alerting. Yeah,
but this account knows everything all the time, I know,
and we don't know who this account is. Also, but
Jay's reality blog has a hundred and six thousand followers.
They also got shut down. Um, but don't worry, queens.

(25:35):
We are shouting you out. Queens of Bravo Plus go
follow them. But here's the thing, don't use the videos
if you know that it's gonna you're gonna get shut
down for copyright. I have a feeling that every one
of these accounts that got shut down also got a
letter from NBC saying stop this. Yeah, if you try
to stop it. Yeah. Um, all right, So let's take
a little break. We'll come back and talk about Jersey.

(26:04):
All right, So we are back talking about Jersey. The
show starts with Jen talks to Teresa about Laura, Margaret's
ex best friend who reached out to them. They found
out from Laura that Margaret does take the time to
find out what's going on with all of them. Um,
what do you think the rumor could be? Like? What
is it that we're not talking about but talking about.

(26:27):
I don't know, but I'm always suspicious of any ex
friend going to castmates and talking ship. I had that
happened to me, which led to a storyline about Eddie
being gay. Now, this is somebody that was one of
my friends and then stopped communicating and then went out

(26:47):
and reached out to every one of my cast mates,
reached out to the Tamra hater clubs, the fired housewives,
and started all these rumors. It's a bullshit thing to do.
It's a bullshit thing. Like if you're I'm just somebody,
even you ever falling out, you don't do that. Yeah,
it's annoying, Jenna. I don't know, does anybody really care
what this Laura has to say? I don't really care,

(27:09):
but I did kind of like Jennifer Aiden pretending that
she wasn't going to actually out this at some point
when she's at the place and all of it. Um,
Then we get to Margaret feels weird with Jennifer since
she found out Jennifer and Teresa met up with Laura
to dig for information. My guess is that this mole

(27:33):
is somebody in Glam because Margaret says there's a mole
in Jennifer's camp, it's not her daughter. I don't think
Olivia's spreading MFO. Glam is usually a big mole. Glam
is the most with Glam before I had a girl
that Yeah, and especially if you're going back and forth
between both. And my question is if there's any validity

(27:58):
to what she's saying. Who over this girl? What's her name? Laura?
Why aren't they filming with her? Probably because it's such
a shady thing to do, and probably because she's not
good television. But that being said, we're talking about her
right now, So congratulations, congratulations Laura. Well, remember her husband
reached out to us. Oh yeah, I forgot ever and

(28:19):
he wanted to be on the pod. We're like, no, no,
this is like shady. Um. I had to laugh when
Joe Melissa we're talking about going to l A to
do an award show, because you know what that was. Yeah,
that was US MTV Awards, MTV Awards. So I have
to ask you, because I don't remember. Did you notice
tension between them? Yes, not tension, but remember because we

(28:41):
were dealing with our own issues because Teresa was already
mad at um, and so I remember us being awkward
because we were like, should we go over? But they
were at one table. We weren't at They were a
table with like somebody from next to us. Yeah, you're
the table right next to us. But then remember they
went to dinner together that night because we're all going

(29:04):
to Yes, I remember, well, no, You're like, I don't remember,
but I don't really, I don't remember that part. I
don't remember them talking about going to dinner. But it's
interesting because, um, Teresa is saying that everything was fine
at the MTV Awards and Melissa and Joe were saying
it was awkward. Well, I think and it was. So

(29:27):
I'm like, can we squash that or break that case?
Because you're saying they were gonna go to dinner ticket
someoney's lying, Well, no, I think they all put on
a brave face, like you're out of public. I mean,
remember Kathy Hilton was still sitting at a table with Renna,
and but like, I know, a lot of it was.
Melissa said it was horrible, Teresa said they were great

(29:47):
in l A. And you're saying that they were gonna
go to dinner. Somebody's lying. Well, I think, yeah, I
don't know. We're gonna keep digging. We will keep digging.
But also during this conversation, and I wondered, because they
were in Melissa's room, I'm like, did Melissa walk into
a Louis Vuitton store and say, can I just have
some of your nicest boxes? Like who decorates the room

(30:09):
with Louis Vuitton drops? It's well, you know they're in
a rental right now, right, so I'm looking. I'm like,
the only the only decoration she has in her bedroom
were three Louis Vuitton boxes that were set up just perfectly.
We get it, Yeah, we're right, yeah, wretch, yes. Um.
Then we get to Danielle didn't invite Jackie to her

(30:31):
Mozzarella party since she got a vibe from Jackie and
felt she eyes her up and down. Rachel says Jackie
was rude to her too. Is Danielle too new to
make such a move or is it admiral for someone
to be so new to be so bold. I think
it's a pretty bold statement to not or action actually,
to not have her there. And I did see they

(30:52):
did a flashback and it did kind of look like
she was looking her up and down. But I don't
think that's a bad thing when I meet somebody el
especially that about your job. Yeah, there's gonna be a
moment like let her adjust, I know, for saying like
let the poor girl like I do. Like Danielle. I

(31:13):
like her. I think she's hilarious. And she's just kind
of clueless too and just says whatever and her kids
say whatever. So I think she's entertaining. I think she's
entertaining too. Would you be offinitive? Somebody called your house cute? No?
I don't think so. Yeah, I mean either, Um then, uh,
what else happened? Jennifer gets into it with Margaret about

(31:36):
how she spoke to Laura. Now that would kiss me
off too, Like it's just not cool, Like it's a
it's a dick moved to go and talk to an
ex friend to try to get dirt. Margaret tells Jennifer
that she has marijuana paranoia and needs deep therapy. Jennifer
also gets an argument with Dolaura Is, saying that Dolores
was the one who had issues with her. What is

(31:59):
marijuana parent Annoya? And does Jennifer's smoke Is that like
a known thing? She smokes pot? I mean, I guess
she does, but or maybe it was one of those
like Karen Huger, like when you were in sing Sing
type comments like I mean, I don't think there's anything
wrong with smoking, Poppet, I mean, if you it makes
her out to sound like she's like well, then Jennifer

(32:21):
does say something along the lines I can't remember if
it's in this episode, but she's like, I wasn't drinking
blah blah blah. So maybe her new vice to get
through filming is to smoke. Who knows. I'm just guessing.
I mean, I will eat it, but I am not smolt.
You know. I have PTSD from being in high school
and trying to do a water bung and throwing up

(32:41):
all over somebody's house and never be able to go
back to the party. Again. Um. But what about when
Rachel's husband Um gets the invite to Teresa's wedding and
he's like, I can't believe we'd get invited. We didn't
let them. And then you see Rachel like pan to
production and be like ship, I prom assume he will
never be this honest again, right. I know it was funny.

(33:03):
It was funny, Oh my god, and that the the
invites were over the top. And I like that Ramona
got a little cameo in there withouting yeah, she always
is going to figure out a way to do it.
I don't know that I would personally re send out invites.
I think I would send them all the information, say
this is a new information, just here. Why spend Maybe

(33:24):
she wasn't having to spend the money. But then I
have another thing, and I know we love Marge, but
why was she wearing hair clips from Jide's posh mark.
I don't know. I didn't like Marge. I'm gonna be honest.
I didn't like all the hair clips in the back
hold in your hair, don't And one of them said
your favorite thing icon didn't. I was trying to read them,
and I'm like, no, Well, first of all, I can't

(33:47):
stand hair jewelry. Yeah, I want this to be over with.
I don't want to I don't want any parts the dazzled.
I don't want bohets all over I'm fine with the
dazzled part. I don't I do not want to see
words on your clothing. I don't want to see words
in your hair icon live bitch, rich, I don't want

(34:10):
to see any of it, rich, bitch um. I also
know that if Dolores stood up from the pool she
did to confront me, I would damn I went a
cartoon character with like I went to Lauris on my side.
If I was ever in a fight, I would want
her on my side. But I did. I did like

(34:33):
Melissa this episode. I thought she kind of I liked everybody.
I like Melissa. Do she spoke up for herself. I
feel like in the past she's kind of just let
a little bit let Teresa run over her. And this
time she really spoke up and gave her opinion and
I and I kind of agree with her on some

(34:53):
of it. Like I see both sides. I see why
Teresa's hurt, but I also see that like Melissa has
a good point, Like this is I we would happened,
um and then um love her or hater? Jennifer's line
of who needs Karen's when you got to Margaret didn't
make me laugh. I like that, Have you ever made mozzarella? Mozzarella?

(35:16):
How do they say it mozzarella? Most months? Um? I
haven't ever made monzarella. But this you and I have
already we've gotten into We've gotten into a disagreement over
the New Girl jan Jan Fessler Jan Fessler, So I
loved her episode one. I like her. I love the
fact that I don't know. She's kind of like a

(35:37):
voice of reason, and she's funny. She was funny, but
all this, like the stick around, like can I have
your sandwich? Can I do this? Grabbing the mozzarella and
being like hell, I was like I did, I did
notice something. I hated chewing with the food coming out
of the chewing, like I felt like a new person
from like Groundlings acting school, coming out, trying to be

(36:00):
over the top and using a prop to do it,
like getting annoyed at being like but she hasn't pissed
me off yet. I like her still, Like it's just
so much like why do you have electrolytes in your
water too? Do I love that for us? Um? Then quickly,
before we take a break and come back to talk

(36:21):
about Miami, I want to talk about Watch what Happens
Live really quick? Why is Theresa dressed like the inside
of a kaleidoscope? And why is she wearing sandals? Well,
I will say, those shoes didn't match. I have those
shoes actually, and I've never won them once because I
can't figure out what to wear. I'm with They're like
one of those shoes you wear. What are those things?
Are the Amazon ones? Um? I have the Steve Madden ones.

(36:42):
I have the Steve Madden ones. They're cute, but I
never know. I've never worn them. But when we when
they didn't match, they didn't match the outfit. But I
need to ask a question. I'm confused. Um, why did
Louis answer the questions with the numbers like what's your

(37:03):
hottest body part? I don't know if I didn't know,
if he really didn't want to be there, because when
the cameras not I mean, Teresa was talking, he was
just kind of looking at up but he had a
death grip on her hands. Death Grip could see her
fingers like they were white at the end because they've
been held so tight without blood flow. Um um. I

(37:24):
mean he pretty much he went for it every place
that when he was able to like comprehend a way
to shade Joe Garga, he figured out a way to
do it. Yeah, But it was like he's like one
one word answers, like and he's like, what are you
doing now that you new business? What is it media?
What do you mean media? But then what about when

(37:45):
Andy goes, isn't that what gin Shaw does? And he's
like kind of different. I'm like, you didn't think too well, Bud.
I hope it's different or else you're gonna be uh yeah.
But Teresa didn't look beautiful. Her hair is beautiful and
makeup beautiful. She looked people, but there there was something off,
like I'm like, maybe they needed to be prepped differently
because they didn't really understand that it was the shoes

(38:08):
throw everybody off. Even Andy looked down and goes, oh,
look at those shoes. Um. But he just he really
seemed off to me. He didn't necessarily there was multiple
things that he would look up and then answer and
did the answer didn't reflect the question. Yeah, it was like,
what's her best body part? He goes three. It's like, huh,

(38:30):
it made it made absolutely something else that I didn't.
We couldn't understand it. Yeah, multiple time. No, he said
Trey because that was the game, this or Trey, but
they kept sid but by the way, it was confusing.
Before we break again from Miami, do you know what
kind of lingus is? Yeah, it's like going down on you.

(38:54):
All right on that note, enjoy your kind of lingus.
We'll be back in five mm hm. So we are
back to talk about Miami, and I think, as Tamara
said during the break, I feel like we both so
you guys turn your volumes down. Tamara, let's both scream

(39:18):
as loud as we possibly can. A more Kiki scream. Okay,
I'm gonna get I'm gonna step I'm gonna give it
my I'm gonna step back because you guys already yell
at me. Yeah, okay, one, two, three, do it work?
Is your grosser? Tam? I feel like I just heard myself.

(39:38):
Did you just hear yourself to only hear myself? Yeah?
Because we have headphones? Said, um, does that help? I
actually kind of feel kind of relaxed. Now that I
did that, Okay, I'm just gonna start doing that every
couple of hours throughout my day, if I'm in the
grocery store, whatever, I'm I mean, I do it to
my kids every time we're in the car, so it

(40:01):
wasn't it wouldn't feel odd to me to do it.
I love that the episode starts out and Julia is like,
like larsa is but it's impressive. I mean, but I
don't know that Lars like, there's a lot of great asses,
but I'm mt P. Yeah, there was a lot of

(40:21):
ass talk um. And then Adrianna, this is a hard
This is a hard episode for Adriana. All in all,
it was a hard episode for me to watch Adrianna.
I'm gonna be honest. It was bad. But then moments
I'm like, what are you doing? Because I've never really
seen her like this. Well, my artery is hard, and

(40:42):
during this episode here in her cholesterol level, I was
why did she bring that up? I I feel like
she had to have been tipsy, and she was just like,
you know when you're in a bad place and you're
tipsy and you're just emotional about everything, So like maybe
could get emotional about your cholesterol. I I feel like
when I was like twenty years old and I was
told I had really high cholesterol and my dad had

(41:04):
recently had a heart attack. I remember being emotional about
my cholesterol. So I understand, how's your cholesterol, Teddy, I
don't know how it is. I don't help line is either,
but I hope it's not at three fifty, because I
think it's I don't even know what I think normal
is below two and hers is three fifty. But all

(41:25):
of their faces like, but she kind of here's where
she lost out, Like you could you could understand if
she were just to say, I feel left out. I
feel like you guys ousted me. I'm feeling and secure,
any of those things you can relate to. But then
she goes in on like the Marisol and the boyfriend
and he pointed he never loved you and all that,

(41:47):
and like, what are you doing? What are you doing?
She's looking for a mohito and she's not going to
find it there, like no one's you're not gonna get
the You're not it's not happening. I mean, because now, Adrian,
you made me like Marisol again. And I don't always
like but you know, well, marist as good as this

(42:09):
week's episode. But Marisol is um. I used to get
annoyed with the cup. Now I'm getting used to the cup,
the blink up and your megaphone. I like, this is
what I like about Marisol. So I slid into her
d M s And just for the record, she wrote
me back, yes, and she can take a joke. She
she's she's in on her own joke, which I appreciate.

(42:30):
Like I said, listen, if you're gonna come on, I
have a real issue with the bedazzled cups. And she's like,
I need you to know that I just purchased the cups.
I don't actually bedazzled them myself or so it's not
a side business. And then I said, also, I need
to know about the bird fingertips, and she's because I
was scared they were going to be something really expensive,
and she goes there on Amazon, I will send them

(42:51):
to Oh my god, I need some too. I'm just
gonna give bugles. We'll have her will put bugles on
our fingers. But I needed to appreciate I do appreciate
somebody that knows how ridiculous they are. And she also
told her that the blowhorn was she did not bring that.
She stole it from the lifeguard. Not stole, she took
it from the life She was, Yeah, so that made

(43:12):
it less. I do like that. She like she likes props,
and she likes you know, things in her finger, and
she likes her but dazzled cup and all these things
like I think it's cute. I think it's funny. But
I needed more know more about your life. I need
to know more about her life. And then I tried
to find out who the exes were and all of

(43:33):
these things, and I went, you did I did? Tell myself.
I learned a lot about the excess There was a name. No,
there's so many. I don't even know which one they
were talking about. Um. But then the part that I
found a little bit confusing, which I want to ask
her about it. She this entire season, Marisol has repeatedly
talked about how she's not eating, she doesn't want food,

(43:55):
she would hate to touch food. And then she says,
this was a terrible time because I didn't eat, Like
it's just there's some conflicting things going on. Well, she
she's thin, She's always looked thin. So I don't know.
Does she maintain her thinness from not eating is? I
just don't. I don't think anybody should promote not eating
me neither. That's my point. So it's like, Marise, I'll

(44:15):
stop that, stop that, and stop that. I don't think you.
I don't necessarily know, but it doesn't appear to me
that Marisol is actually has a drinking problem. I think
she just likes to talk about drinking because she thinks
it's funny. So and even in her interview she's like, oh,
that's too much. Oh my husband doesn't like it when
I come home drunk. But never once have I seen
her pure, sloppy or slurry or I mean, she's all

(44:40):
I've had his water with electrolytes and I'm sorry today.
Oh my gosh. Um okay, I love when the girls
are all fighting and there's Larcea in the background in
the pool taking selfies. Of course, she is, um, what
about how this was just another episode where Alexia offends
an entire culture of people. Well, she's doing what she

(45:02):
does best, she said. This time it was well, Brazilians
are witchy, super witchy. Well, then Alexeia brings up how
she heard Adriana called her a bitch, and Adriana says,
everybody says bitch like it's slang. So this leads me
to the question, alexei Uh, Adriana throws her cup up set,
which I couldn't really see the cup throw. I saw

(45:23):
water flingers. I said that, I don't know if she
actually threw the cup or she just threw our white
wine or what it was, but it was off to
the side. I don't I didn't understand that. I feel
like that was just for shock value for TV. It
wasn't really something she really wanted to do. I haven't
question for you, do you think this is all happening?
Because remember there was rumor even back at Bravo Con

(45:45):
that Adriana was going to get a mohito. Do you
think that at this point in time, they're still trying
to decide if she's going to get one, and so
she just goes in hot to this trip it backfired.
I do think that UM certain casts franchises, they hire them,
they don't tell them what they're position is, and you
it makes it more harder. Yeah, I mean, I remember

(46:07):
my The Ones, the last season on that I was
on Beverly Hills Sun thought she was going to be
a housewife. They announced her as remember that she became
a friend of So it happens all the time. So
I'm thinking that's what really what her issue is, it's
all involving where she is on the show. Um, so

(46:29):
the Rage released ritual. Yeah, kind of weird, a little weird.
And then which even more weird is Ki Kiki had
two years of rage being able to say anything on
the like ejaculating and I want to scream and fart
were her exact words. That's what she said, Sometimes I

(46:51):
accidentally sneeze in fart. Well, I don't need to know that. Actually,
that's what happens. You implode. Um, I mean, I can't
say that's never happened to me before, but that's it's
gonna say. I'm not gonna talk about it. Well you
just did. But I don't need to hear her talk
about how she wants to scream and fart at the
same time. Well, I just think you know she's Then

(47:14):
then she walks away and says, I'm too classy for this,
and she goes in peas peas in the ocean but
without and then just flicks her finger in the water.
I mean all I would think any things wrong with that,
but don't say your classy and then go and do that,
go pee in the water. Granted, I'm all for public pain,
but I'm not. I don't call myself class act. We

(47:35):
know we're not classy. Um. What about how Larsa is
saying she doesn't start conflict. That's like saying the flashbacks,
all the flashbacks that we're starting ship. I'm like, uh,
you gotta think ten steps ahead if you want to
be a good housewife, you gotta. If you say that, well,
Tamra from now and we're gonna be like, we don't
do a podcast. Welcome to Tea in a pod? Yeah,

(48:01):
um okay. Then we get to the fall, which I
didn't necessary. I saw. Wait, I have a question. Did
Adriana have her meltdown before the fall or after the
fall where she's like, die, If I die, they'll find
my body. I'll be rotting and my dog will be
probably rotting. To know, your dog will probably be eating

(48:23):
you because he'd be hungry. I think her first breakdown.
She had multiple breakdowns this episode. Even Julia had to
say that Adriana was having a breakdown. But what a
weird thing to just throw out there. It's like, because
she's a lot well, it's kind of like Vicky when
we went to go plant trees in Costa Rica or
someplace like that, and she starts crying, what if one

(48:44):
of us dies? I'm like, where does that come from?
Some people think like that? I don't I mean, And
then Adriana, what's wrong with me? Why don't they like me?
She had to have just been drunk and sloppy that night,
but she didn't see I don't know, I know, so
everybody's different. Some people are weep be drunks, were mean,

(49:05):
like it just is what I think. All this happened
before the fall, right, it was all, yeah, that was
all before the fall. But then the fall happens and
sad and lonely and Lisa comes to the rescue, which
was cute that Lisa did that, and then the rage
released how do you say ritual? Ritual? Then starts, um,

(49:27):
I need to know if there's an anonymous group for
all the healers that are on these household shows. This
is the second healer on Miami Psychics, all of them,
they all need to show that needs to you know
what we should produce it. The twats are going to
produce a show of all the psychics, healers, um therapists

(49:49):
because they're all over the shows. They've been on multiple shows.
Now at this point we need to have it. We
need to have them on the pod. We need to
have them. No, we need to have a television show
to learn what they all do. They got to be crazy, yeah, um,
and then they screamed. They all screamed together and then
KICKI did She pick up Gertie and then fell on
top of Adriana's foot. But Adriana's foot did have a

(50:12):
lot of bruising. You had a lot of bruising on it.
But let me tell you from somebody that did break
their foot while filming. You know when your foot is broken.
When I jumped in that jacuzzi and I landed and
I heard a crack, I looked at Shannon said, my
foot is broken, and I knew. When I tried to
stand up, I couldn't put one ounce of weight on
my foot. I would fall to the ground. Well who
does better? Wheelchair? Um don't or Adriana. It was me

(50:35):
in the wheelchair. Well, VICKI was in one too. That
with the towel over her head. I love the sound
effects at the squeaking of the wheelchair the entire episode.
But I but what I also like is Kiki after
the fall said we had a sixty nine moment, like
lesbians have sex, Like she thinks that only lesbians ste

(50:56):
But also they weren't sixty nine. I think the nine
is when ahead is near. They were like this. They
were just actually in missionary position. That's what I thought,
And I thought, am I missing something? You're like, We're like, look,
I'm drawing sixes and nine trying to make it measure up. No,
that doesn't work. Doesn't work, Okay. But then for in

(51:19):
a more dramatic turn, do we think that Adriana meant
to kind of bring up the accident with Frankie and
a malicious way or she was just saying accidents happen
now that we've seen that. I don't know if it's malicious,
but it was dumb. It was a stupid comment to me.

(51:39):
But do you think it's the same kind of analogy
as like Jackie and uh Teresa when it came to
whatever it was that she said last year? No, I
think it's dumb. I think that that she what she
said earlier on this season. I mean this episode with
um God, what did she say? Oh with um mariss

(51:59):
by friend, Well, he reached out to me, he didn't
love you, and I like all that. And now she's
dropping this and like, that's just mean and stupid to
say something like that. So I don't know if if
she's I don't know where she's coming from, but it's
either mean or stupid. Well, she was very excited that
they were playing her music. Here's the thing I can't
say this. We have been talking about Miami for fifteen

(52:21):
minutes now and pretty much the only name we have
mentioned is Adriana. Yeah, well this episode, Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. So even though we thought that some of
these things were ridiculous, what would have happened this episode
if it wasn't for her and Kiki? But Adriana crying
to the healer and then the healer picking her up
to carry her. Also, um, I did like the dancing

(52:44):
on the boat. I like that part And did you
like the It made me? What think about me and
you going to Miami and dancing and getting butt injections?
You know what? I think we should do it and
then we can give you shots and then we can
sixty nine perfect and then we'll just we'll talk about
it on the PA. It'll be fine on your sex chair.
But I mean, but then we can take our tops

(53:07):
off like Kiki, I mean, put Marsol over the edge.
She's like, bro, but your top on. Put your top
on um. And then of course Adriana had taken to
the next level, saying that her song has healing powers.
I can't. But also Julius still talking about the freaking rocks.
I am so sick of hearing about those like stupid

(53:30):
ass rocks. I'm stick of hearing about the stupidest They
couldn't really have anything at that point that was really
this one, you know, the top. Yeah, and then to
find out she bought her rocks at a freaking gift shop.
Nobody believes that you get a rock and it means anything,
if it was a voodoo doll or something, but one rock.
I got a rock. I don't know what. I got

(53:52):
a rock and says not a rock. You're being malicious,
you know, And I didn't. I met with one of
those reiky reikys. It's called healers or whatever. Once and
she gave me a rock purple. I don't know what
I mean, not amathus anathas pink, right, And it's supposed
to keep you safe. So I have it in her
door and like a little arm messing. And I've had
it in two cars. Now watch I'll go get an

(54:14):
accident tomorrow, so I said, because right now I'm I'm
working with Sofia to get a driver's license, so it's
been very scary. I'm going to go out and buy
her own own car so she can practice it, and
I'm gonna put the rock in her car. Well, that's nice.
The one time that I went to a healer type
situation was when I first moved out to l A
and I lived with like these five girls in this apartment.

(54:34):
My sister was in town. I told him, like, listen,
do not bother me, because the healer told me, I
need to go and burn these candles when I'm in
the bathtub, and it's going to cleanse me and create
Who knows I wanted. Maybe I wanted to be a
famous actress at the time. Who knows what ridiculous goal
I had that I didn't achieve at the point, But
I was like, whatever you do, justice, do not interrupt me.

(54:57):
Three minutes into my bath, I'm like relaxing. The candles
from the healers are going. My sister knocks on the
door and I remember going, oh and then I as
I do it, I opened my eyes and something had
happened where like our plumbing had gone out and mud
was pouring into it was it was sewer, say my sister,

(55:25):
still remember the time you got healed and you got
shipped on? Is what you're not and you were trying
to manifest this new life and ship can your bathtub
and oh my god, I now I'm not ever going
to not think about that. You're disgusting. You're welcome getting
pete in the mouth. So this is why I'm not
Jennifer Aniston. Who did you guys compare me to the

(55:46):
other day? Oh? Sorry, you know you're the Jennifer Aniston.
I'm the Rachel, which I didn't know, not the Rachel.
I'm Rachel who was Jennifer Aniston dingdong? And you are Monica.
I'm Monica type A controlling all of you guys getting
off on the group chat saying that I was like,

(56:07):
we know, yeah, we know the following, not as much
as we know. You know what, I can hold a
grudge too, Bye, bitch back. You know you can't hold
a grudge with me. You know what. I know you're
gonna see me tomorrow. I'm gonna be at your house.
Oh yeah, we're gonna be together tomorrow, you guys and
a photo shoot wearing we're gonna be matching to do

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a cover magazine photo shoots, and I should send you
the cover of Cobbo magazine that Vicky and I did.
We look like lovers. Well, let's hold on, Let's do
the same exact pose and send it to be literally
back like she's behind me holding me, and I'm like,
I'll send it to you know, she's leaned up against you,
like it's a prom photo behind me and I'm my

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backs to her boobs. I'm gonna I'm gonna send it
to you. We'll flash it up on the screen. So
we're doing what are we doing doing a cover of magazine? Yeah,
we're doing a magazine cover and well, anyways, we will
be back with a very special guest who you guys
have not heard from for a while on Monday, So
make sure to tune in and then Tuesday, we'll be

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back recapping all the other chaos that will sue from
the reunion coming up. Right, that's going to be crazy real.
I'm really looking forward to the Miami reunion me too.
All right, Bye, Tam, will see tomorrow. Don't cause any
problems before then. I can't promise anything. Bye,