May 7, 2025 • 31 mins
This cast trip has Tamra convinced that someone is AI and Teddi has some fashion advice for Jesse…
Plus, we have the inside scoop on how Danny and Jax first met, what Michelle’s boyfriend is allegedly up to & our thoughts on Jesse’s girlfriend!!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Damna Judge.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I missed you so much?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh? I want to hear about that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
She apparently wasn't ready for Hi. Welcome to another episode
of Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
She's like, what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Because I always say her name?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
But I love her.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I love her too, I mean I think I might
see her. I'm going to New York on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Rude, I'm going to be at Wango Tango.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm really bombed. This is the last minute trip to
New York and I really wanted to go to Wango Tango.
But but how are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Everything good?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm good. I'm happy to be done filming likes. That's
my exciting news. And I am, of course, every time
I fly, I get six, I'm starting to have a
sore throat and I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Like, come on, I'm just I.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Don't have to film and now I'm going to feel
like shit for a little bit. So I don't whatever
it is what it is, But yeah, very excited to
be done. It was probably one of I know you
missed the entire time I was filming this season.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I know we haven't.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm actually kind of excited because we didn't get to chat.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Really, I'm not going to tell you anything that happened,
but I want you to be totally surprised. Roughest year
ever for me.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But also I think it's going to be fun. I'm excited.
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, it's going to be so fun.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
My only question is, do you think you're going to
get the first seat?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I don't know. You never know until you walk out
on that stage. Never never, never know.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I do, but I don't know who's going to get
the other first seat, and I know you can't tell me.
But anyways, we've got to recap the Valley Season two,
episode four.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
This is a struggle for me. I'm not gonna lie
because of the fact that I have jet lag, and
I was just like, I'm trying to stay awake.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I got up at.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Three o'clock today, three in the morning because me too.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But I'm not even jet lag.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But the hell well, I mean it's not uncommon we
you and I are early risers.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But three was just titch to early.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Anything before four point thirty. I don't want to get
out of bed, even if I'm awake. I just lay there.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But today I'm like, Nope, up yet, Adam. Well, this
starts with the trip as well. The group prepares to
leave for their Santa Barbara trip. Aaron asked Michelle if
she's having second thoughts about going.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's a step up from Big Bear and now where
they went last year, well.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Where they stayed. I mean, this place looked amazing. I
would want to go there.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, it did look amazing like last year. Big Beer's
a pretty sleepy town. That's why I like going there
to escape. But I'm like, I don't know that I
want to film the whole trip there. But yeah, Santa Barbara.
I'm having a problem with Zach.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Hold On, we're not even to Zach yet, because Michelle
then asking, I know, but Michelle asks it says anything
could happen with Jesse.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I wish Michelle would talk about something others.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Other than Jessie.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I can't even get to know, Aaron.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I have a question, Yeah, you pick me. I saw
that you were talking with Jesse's girlfriend at that Red
carpet event.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I was, And you want to know what you were
wrong about?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
What I like her?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I know, but you were wrong about who you thought
she potentially had a make out with.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh I never asked who wasn't you can't.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Say, I can't say who it is, but it was
not who you thought.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well shocker that I was wrong. Shocker, complete shock.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
But yeah, they were at the same cancer event. And
she's always been super nice.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think she just doesn't want to have any thing
to do with reality television.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
She had a lot of nice words to say about you.
I was dming with her, very very kind person.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh nice. But then get into your Zach thing. I'm
picking you again.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, pick me. I mean when I don't know, I
just feel like anytime Zach opens his mouth just I
don't know, it's just something out hit me. Just kind
of bothers me.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Know why, because everything he says feels like an audition.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, Like he's always like trying you're on the show.
Don't try so hard, like just let it let it flow,
let it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Kids say clipping such a try hard.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's too me.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yes, it's too much, Zach. Just calm your tits. Just
calm him.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Down, your to pay and just relax a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I need to know if that is truly a two
pay because they obviously talk about it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But if I ever see him, I'm gonna go up
and be like, I'll let you touch mine if you
I can.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Touch you, or don't do that, because remember Kim Zolesiak
years ago was sitting in front of me and I
was like trying to act like I was grabbing her
wig to pull it off.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't know where where was she sitting in front
of you?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What happens live? Something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh well, that on live television might have been a
little bit of broth. But if I'm just I don't
think I'm gonna be on live television with Zach anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
But if they're on live television, you're been telling your
husband that you're ovulating. It's time to get it in.
Get it in. Like Nina, I was gonna call her
Nina Nia and Danny, I mean she wants another baby.
She's gonna be like Hilaria, she's got three already. They
have twins and then like little twins, and then one
(05:34):
is a little bit older, and now she's pregnant. Now,
I don't think she's had the baby yet. She's just
she's pregnant, like she got pregnant after krist and I believe.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh my gosh, there's a lot of pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
They're very normal couple on that show.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
No they're not. It's gonna take a big turn.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yes, no, I get into this group.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Danny's gonna be because Danny. So this is all very bizarre.
But Danny met Jack's through Edwin.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wait wait, wait, say that again. Danny met Jacks. What
the is Edwin hanging out with Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
This was a long time ago, but.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Edwin, Edwin knew Danny because they went to church together
and Danny I was gonna say, Jackson.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Didn't go to church with Edwin, right, No, but Brittany.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Goes to that same church.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think, so AnyWho Edwin invites a bunch of guys
always to the Rams games. Oh and so I think
one time he had invited Danny and Jack's at the
same time, or.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Jack's maybe Jack's was just there.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know if they were on an invite basis,
but they were all in the same area.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
They became friends.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
This was a couple of years ago, and then that's
how Danny and Jax became.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Danny seems very normal, they're really me is just absolutely
stendally beautiful.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean, I think we're going to see a complete
different side.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Is he a dirty bird?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
No? I think Danny is the worst drunk than us.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't think that's possible.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I think it's possible.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I mean it's right up there with me, you and
Kyle from Summerhouse.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh yeah, because we already saw that he's done some
inappropriate things while drinking. That tops us, and I think
it's gonna get a little bit worse as we go on.
But any who, she's ovulating. But then when we find
out that he's leaving it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Those words I never have to say about myself ever. Again,
let's I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I don't know if this is a side effect from treatment.
From treatment, My tits are humongous, like they can have
their own zip code. They're falling out of the bra
I'm like, it was to the point where I was like, please,
am I ovulating? But that keeps happening. The boobs are
(08:02):
gy norms.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You can't tell off.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
This is off scut off topic. But has that affected
your cycles and stuff? Being on all that I don't know.
I haven't had a I haven't had a cycle. Well
then then that did it obviously affects it?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Then yeah, I have not had And I don't mind
if this is on there, but I haven't had I've
had I mean, sorry guys for tm I, but if
you are also going through immune therapy and radiation, like
I've had one day where I like spotted, I've had
that a couple of times, but like I haven't had
a full.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
P Oh, it's probably from your immunotherapy. Probably the medications, yes,
oh ye, and you're on a lot of medications. So
I went to my finally got into my skin check.
I couldn't see my normal doctor because I went in
because that spot. Maybe I should that spot in my back.
They removed it and buy it. They're gonna buy ups yet,
but she let's do a full skin check. And then
so I saw her associate and she's like, how's teddy.
(08:56):
I don't even know who she knew who I was, right,
you know, And I go, oh, yeah, she's good, and
she goes, I'm going to tell you something. There's immunotherapy
is doing wonders. It is amazing, I said, I know,
it's you know, And I said she you know, she
had a win and there's tumors of shrinking and she's like,
I'm telling you it's good stuff. And so that just
(09:17):
made my heart, she said. But she also told me,
she said, they are so busy with full body skin
checks because of you, Teddy.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Well, it's thank you for telling me.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yes, you're doing good work out there, just being open
and honest. And when I see that comment, why are
you talking about it? You know, stop get off a
social media I'm like, I can't hold back from saying
she's helping other people, asshole.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And also I like, if I.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Would have gotten my skin checked, and if I would
have done proper checks, I wouldn't be in this situation.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, and like the.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Or maybe I would have been, but I would have
caught it earlier.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
She's a lot of people that have had melanoma are
coming back in Like for me, I'm like, can you
make sure you check that spot? Make sure you know?
And I had removed and she's like, no sign of it.
But I did have three biopses, but I don't think
there's anything, you know, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, Well, thank you for saying, I mean, and this
is melanoma Awareness month, so it's very important that we
talk about it. And I'm excited that I am feeling
good today. Yesterday was not a good day. But you know, sorry,
we got sidetracked because we have to do it. Let's
do an ask ask us questions pod.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh yeah, let's do that. Well, We're going to be
together on Friday, which I'm really excited about.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. We can't even tell you, guys.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Like Friday, but I'm really excited.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
We got to make some tiktoks. We're going to do
all the things that day.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
We're going to do so many things and then we're
going to buy the end be.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Like, oh we done yet? No, I miss you.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I miss you too. So they're on the road.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Zach says his partner is going to move to so
Cow for two months.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
This is there's a lot of Zach this episode. Benji Benji, Benji.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Flat Benji, Like Matt Stanley when he's carrying him around.
I'm like, stop it, make it stop, make it stop, making.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Stop not funny.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Then Jack's is rage texting Brittany during his fifteen minute
breaks in therapy. Hold on, I want to know what
rehab you can go to and have your phone, because
I've even been to a wellness retreat to rehab.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
No, I did not go to rehab.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
But when I was in the hospital, No, we took
your phone away from you, especially Matt.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, but when I was in at a wellness retreat once,
they took my phone away.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So the fact that where the hell is he that
he can get fifteen minute breaks to rage text?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, I don't know. Was he there the full time?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I think he was there at that full time.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But then Jesse says Michelle hasn't even looked at him,
And then in the confessional, Michelle says she plans on
avoiding Jesse on this trip. I'm like you to please
start talking about anybody else. I'll do anything to not
have you talk about each other, or just get back
together and let's fight.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, Michelle knows how to suck the air out of
every scene she's in. It's always like, oh, and and
and and I think she's Ai.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I've i've you think she's actually an Ai.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
She's actually an AI? She just no what Well?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I just wish she could sometimes laugh at her alone,
very m M.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Stoetic. Is that the word just stoic? Stoic? That's it?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
What's so betatic? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's nothing. That's just a word I made up. It's
in the blonde. We should make a blonde dictionary.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So I have to wait. But I'm not actually blonde.
We can tell by my little roots. Now that's all right.
But I love that I touched my wig as if
this the these my ombree.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You get good with the wig situation.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Thanks, I got better the wig fairy she's sitch.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But also I was very confused as they're heading to go,
I'm glad we cleared it up. But they're all like
binge drinking, and then they're like, we're gonna.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Go drive cars.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I know. I was like, what the hell is going on?
And why what's with all the outfits? So they're in
Santa Barbara. The group's changed into all their race car outfits,
and I'm like, wait, they're drinking and now they're gonna
get in cars and go on. Like I thought, it
was a very dumb event.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I'm but then we get there and then it became
even dumber because then it was they were doing little.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
They're like doing sprint car racing like electric like little
remote control cards, and I'm like, seriously, we're doing this
right now. And they're all dressed like Mario and.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Well, and then Jesse's passing out white flags. Meanwhile the
entire group is like red flags. I'm like, yes, we
need what's happening here?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I mean the irony of Jesse handing out a white
flag in itself right there. But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
He's not bugging me yet.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
The Stan is also ovulating this weekend. We have a
lot of ovulation going on in that house and h
and Janet's saying, I've never been to NASCAR race. I'm
white trash, but I'm not that white trash. I take
great offense to that, Janet, because I go to NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Nascar is the first most expensive sport there is.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It is. Yes, Yes, Eddie and I go to all.
We go to the funny cars, we go to NASCAR.
We do it all.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Then there's headlines starting to come out about Jack's checking
into treatment, and Britney says to the group, She's like, hey, guys,
please make sure that you don't tell Jacks because he's
already raged checks me and clearly when he's raged chexting her.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You can see that she's texting back.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
She engages in this and then complains about him. Brittany
block Jack's number until he checks out a treatment like
she feeds into his bullshit. It doesn't help the situations.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It's because it's a toxic relationship.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well get out of it.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
But then she says, please please, no one tell them,
and then Jesse's like, who, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Wanted to keep him posted on our trip?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And between Jesse's still inviting Michelle on this trip and
then texting Jax to let him know he's real excited
about this trip.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yes, I I have to ask you a very serious question. Yes,
what do you think about Jesse's very small nipples.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I don't mind small nipples.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'd rather that than the big big that than the
big puffy ones, the puffy ones, the big.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Puffy like the guys that take steroids. It's a dead giveaway,
and then they get pimples on their back. Yes, and
the roids Royd nipples.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't mind small little nipples. I do mind shirts
being unbuttoned. That load, Jesse, when you're listening, you could
have just gone up one.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Moe was it Jesse that sometime during this episode took
his pants off and he had on baggy gray butt huggers.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Full butt undies like like but they were baggy. They
were like my nursing or like my post pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I mean, maybe Matt and Kayden enjoyed it, but I
did not enjoy it at all, like Gray, like who
wears gray? Baggy?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Also, you know, Jesse, here's the thing, like how I
just speak directly to Jesse because I know he listens.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
The problem with Gray is it picks up everything so
like you know, sometimes you pee and then you probably
shake your Maybe he's one of those white pops.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You're going there and then it's gonna.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Leave that little circle.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh god, no, no, no, no, wonder Michelle left.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Just kidding, just kidding, No, But I wonder if those
underwear are trending?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Are they? I would know I haven't seen eddiewhere in
but huggers, and I know maybe you can ltk them?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
He elt Jesse should ltk them?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
No, you should?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh you know, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Gonna put I would I beg you to put a
picture of him in his underwear and then put a
link and then tag him in it. Please do it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
They were just sagging a little bit in the in
the but in the booty, the booty.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Maybe they're old.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You need new underwear, Jesse, You get fresh, new outfits
for everything. But AnyWho, then Brittany and it like starts
to get a little bit more dicey as they start
this competition race, Jesse gets back into just talking about
Michelle spreading rumors about his friend. And then apparently Jesse's
(17:35):
friend is also threatening Michelle with a lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
With Jesse's friend is threatening Michelle with a lawsuit? Do
we know why?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh? The friend, I know the friend, that friend, the friend,
the bay Watch friend, not the bay Watch friend, but
the bay Watch friend of a friend.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
The bay much Yeah, yeah, I get what you're selling.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, you get what I'm putting out there, Jesse.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Did Jesse know that Michelle was cheating for two years
or and he didn't care?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Or oh remember what you're doing it? Kristen told him
he last year, Kristin.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Cheating on you for over a year. We don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
If it's true or not. She claims it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
However, her daughter says, I love you to her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
So just Michelle never showing any emotion is just so
bizarre to me. It's like, hello, do you have a
pulse in there is something going on? Do we need
to change your batteries?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Every time I watch her, I'm like, I need I
miss botox so much I really now. Look, I have
full movement everywhere. It's disaster. I mean, if there were
bigger things. Then Jesse defends his friend by saying Michelle
shouldn't have been cheating on him, and then Janet responds
that if she were married to Jesse, she would be
(18:52):
cheating on him too. Listen, I'm really trying to give
Janet a chance this season, but nothing she says or
does really lands to me.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I know why.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's like she's trying to get a moment. It feels
like somebody playing dress up on TV.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
WHOA, There's just something that's missing. I can't put my
finger on it. Sometimes I'm like okay, Janet, Yeah, okay,
and then I'm like, no, Janet.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, I find myself going where's Stacy. I know I
want Stacy so bad.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
She's gonna have her own show. She's gonna have her
own show.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But oh she is? Yeah, isn't she one? Pumps Villas
or something like that. Right now.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, there's gonna be a whole Vander pump Villa crossover
between the Mormon Wives and.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Stacy. It's gonna be I mean, I'm excited to watch
that show.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
But epic.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It sounds really good, then iconic. Please you know how
I feel.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
At Santa Barbara, they're back at the house, Zach and
Janet talk about their friendship.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
We can just fast for this party.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wanh wanh.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Production told you, guys, make up and shut up about it,
because if not, Zach you have you can't go on
the next trip.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And Zach, if you go on the next trip, I'm
asking you, I'm begging and I'm pleading with you, don't
ever cry again.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I take a break from crying. Let somebody else cry.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I couldn't take him serious in those tears. Do you
think he was being sincere?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yes? I think he's very emotional, But I don't think
he's emotional about his friendship with Janet.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I think he's emotional about Janet. She's such a Janet God.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Maybe maybe Zach's populady, maybe that's why he's trying so much.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But I think he's emotional because he really wants to
be on that show. And that's where everything stemstorms, which
really bugs me. But then don't you worry they bring
in a healer.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh yeah, that healer really worked.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
That healer.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I mean the fact that Britain spiritual Guide sorry spiritual
Guide ceremony.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, they can't even stop laughing.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Before this, Kristen is and this part I fully felt
Kristen's crying. Know who really came up this episode, even
though I can't remember his name, Kristen's boyfriend, Luke Luke Luke.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
He was really like because he let it. He was
leading everything and now right now we will be having
this and then after that we'll have dinner at two
o'clock and at three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, he was just he may have been the only
one not hammered, but he he narrated this episode for us.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So we appreciate you, Luke.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
We need a narration because it's hard to follow without, so,
oh thank you, Luke.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Gotta have some information what so one of my girlfriends
text me and said, oh my god, I'm watching The
Valley and that Michelle girl that that's dating Aaron. He
was hitting on me. He wouldn't leave. Yeah, no, Aaron
the nice guy. Supposedly he's creepy. She needs to go
and I go, well, so should.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
His eyes make me a little nervous?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh? I never noticed?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Serial killer?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Allegedly?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't know why people don't like us, Teddy, I
really don't. So I don't know or do they like
you right now? They just don't like me.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
No, they're not gonna like me for long, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So what we do find out is they're you know,
they're all on this spiritual guide. I do feel for
Kristen in this moment because she's emotional. I would be too,
and I remember going through you know, IVF and not
having things go the way that I want, and I
can I you put your so much pressure on yourself
(22:50):
and then filming on top of it.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I'm sure she's devastated, But.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
We're happy now because she is finally pregnant and she
deserves all the things and shouldn't. She's pretty close to.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
A do date, right I think so? I think so.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
But then Jason offers support to Jack's in the circle.
This is after a lot of additional things happened that
involves oh, Zach, But I'm able to we're at.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
The gratitude circle, the gratitude circle.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
So at the gratitude circle, what about how Jesse refuses
to participate in the gratitude circle?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Come on, Jesse, don't be a little bit.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And then why did you have to pick Michelle when
you had the ball thing? Which the ball thing?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Just I know these two can't leave each other alone.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's like I asked the Lauris this last week, do
you think there's still low No, I think.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
They freaking hate each other and they're like, and we're
not only we're getting divorced, we're stuck in this damn
show together.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
But we both have to do the show because we
both want the money and the fame. Hello, exactly should
we touch on the fact that Zach did say the
comment about Janet losing her baby off camera and Britney told.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Her, oh, and then he cried again, right again. He's like,
way to have my back, bitch, But.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Like, I didn't realize that was off camera because they've
talked about it so much.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
But Janet tells him, you know, in.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
The conversation, Brittany told me about this, But well, it
just goes to show that.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Brittany will do anything for television.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Well that too, but I think Brittany's like, Okay, I
don't know about this guy hair.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
But then he said he was blacked out, and then
I and then the Brittany also said that he almost
had to get escorted out of Jackx's I mean, what
do you have to do to almost get escorted out
of jacket?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
He almost or he did?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I don't know because we don't have it on camera.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Why did they have to leave? Really? That means it
was like post filming film.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Like the film, that's when the drinks really start going
heavy and then this shit really goes down.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
And I'm sure Janet's known that the whole time, and
so just like let it go. He didn't say it
on camera, he didn't say it publicly. He was a
hot mess obviously, just bitch like Zach, the fact that
I have your side on something, Do I think what
you said is okay?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But hammered at the end of the night off camera
is completely different than saying it on camera.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, but we saw Jesse get emotional too. He's in
the circle talking about his toxic situation. Then he passes
the bottomshell like you said, and She's.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Like, huh what, No, she doesn't know what she's supposed
to do.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
She doesn't what's supposed to do. And then Jesse starts crying.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
He starts crying, and he gets up and leaves. Then
we see the indies. But then Jan now.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Where we saw the undies. I couldn't that. I tried
to sell and I tried to black out when I
saw that you tried to. I tried to black out.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
You tried to I think.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
That's where I fell asleep in my chair. I'm like, oh,
call what am I watching?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, But in the midst of this, I'm like, hold on,
I have a question. Also, Jason brought up the jacksing,
But then is he also the one that goes and
checks on Jesse. He's doing a lot with keeping the
friend group together?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
He is? He is, He's not really. He doesn't talk
a whole lot on this show.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
No, I don't think he talks a whole lot in general.
But he's getting shit done. He's moving storyline, which is
that's what people forget.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
We need that, we need someone to move storyline.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
We need He's trying to move storyline. And then there's
Jesse that tells him get the cameras out of here.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
But I know, Jesse, you broke the fourth wall there.
I don't like it. Breaking the fourth wall for.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Anybody listening is when you speak directly to production when
you're supposed to be talking to the person that you're
talking with, And that is very Foreboden for Bolden for
Bolden more serious version of forbidden.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I think bidden. I mean, the thing that bugged me
is like, is there any good moments with Michelle and
Jesse ever?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I haven't seen one.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
But also, is there any moments where Jack's even in
rehab and his recap he has on his Jack's Grill show?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You know he's I mean, because Jack's hat, his sweatshirt, everything,
and I guarantee you he's got it on right now.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
But why didn't he send us one? Because I would
have worn it. I don't somebody sent me this shirt
too much, probably didn't like us, But no, shit shocker.
Is he his bar still open?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yes? Now, when he said like he was ragy texting
and he said something like, you took this away from me,
you took my job away from me. Is he talking
about the job of filming?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, I think he's talking about the show the show.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's why I like, you took my job away from me,
and and so it's her fault is And I think
he thinks it's her fault maybe because she threw out
the cocaine.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I think yeah, because I think from whatever two episodes ago,
when the whole cocaine thing came up, I think.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
She already going to rehab anyways before she even Yeah,
but I.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Think he couldn't leave.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I think if it was just their fight, I think
he would have left rehab. But once the cocaine addiction
came into it.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Do you I think you went to I'm trying to
figure out why he thinks she took his job away.
Do you think Brittany went to producers and said or
production company and said he is lit on cocaine all
the time, and they're like, listen, go to rehab, fix yourself, buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
No. I don't think they told him he had to.
But I think if you have two eyes, you probably know.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
When he was on cocaine.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, And I would assume he is so frustrated because
she's filming and he's not well.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's so frustrating to me when somebody has a problem
or they did something to create a situation that they
blame the other person. Blame the other person, like why
didn't he go? You know what, maybe if I didn't
do cocaine and he was drinking and being an asshole,
I wouldn't be in rehab and then you're blaming on
somebody else. So I'm just going to put it out there.
I don't think rehabit is going to work for him
because he doesn't take any responsibility whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Well, I think there are also those two need to
stop talking full stop for a bit. Also, did you
see this on the world Wide Web where somebody posted
like that she looked beautiful or something like that, and
then he DMed them, No, she doesn't actually look like this.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's photoshopped.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
What a asshole?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I'm sorry, just let her be God? Why do and
what did he get out of that?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Like? And then Zach commented like it's you know, stay
out of it, like it's he commented something having Britney's back,
But like, honestly, Jack's just what do you care? You've
cheated on allegedly cheated on her a million times? What
do you care if she sent a couple nudes to somebody,
And what do you care if she photoshops some pictures
(29:43):
to make herself feel a little better.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I mean, what God doesn't put a little filter on
her face.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I mean if we don't think that we've added some filter.
If we had the Kardashian filter for our podcast cams,
I'd use it.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
We would be beautiful.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
We would be completely.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Our skin afore, we would not have anything. I wouldn't
have this hair that's all burnt off. Would just be amazing,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Things would really be grand. But anyways, we will be
back later this week. We have special guests and we'll
be potting together in person, which is always exciting for us.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But can't wait.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Thank you guys for tuning in, and we're going to
be watching all the shows and we're going to be
covering Mormon Wives, Secret lives of Mormon Wives.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I'm almost through the first season, so good.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, you got to you better get through that for
so good. We can recap season two and be unplaying
episode six.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I'm gonna watch the rest tonight.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
And I love the metamorphos thing they do between season
one and season two.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
They all have darker hair because darker hair is more
in style now.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yeah, do you see this?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
You're rooted.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I'm rooted, can't.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That doesn't actually work for me in real life, but
it works for me on wigs. But thanks you guys,
thanks for tuning in, and we'll be back later this
week
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Mhm
Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Damna Judge.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I missed you so much?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh? I want to hear about that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
She apparently wasn't ready for Hi. Welcome to another episode
of Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
She's like, what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Because I always say her name?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
But I love her.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I love her too, I mean I think I might
see her. I'm going to New York on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Rude, I'm going to be at Wango Tango.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm really bombed. This is the last minute trip to
New York and I really wanted to go to Wango Tango.
But but how are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Everything good?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm good. I'm happy to be done filming likes. That's
my exciting news. And I am, of course, every time
I fly, I get six, I'm starting to have a
sore throat and I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Like, come on, I'm just I.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Don't have to film and now I'm going to feel
like shit for a little bit. So I don't whatever
it is what it is, But yeah, very excited to
be done. It was probably one of I know you
missed the entire time I was filming this season.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I know we haven't.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm actually kind of excited because we didn't get to chat.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Really, I'm not going to tell you anything that happened,
but I want you to be totally surprised. Roughest year
ever for me.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But also I think it's going to be fun. I'm excited.
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, it's going to be so fun.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
My only question is, do you think you're going to
get the first seat?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I don't know. You never know until you walk out
on that stage. Never never, never know.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I do, but I don't know who's going to get
the other first seat, and I know you can't tell me.
But anyways, we've got to recap the Valley Season two,
episode four.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
This is a struggle for me. I'm not gonna lie
because of the fact that I have jet lag, and
I was just like, I'm trying to stay awake.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I got up at.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Three o'clock today, three in the morning because me too.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But I'm not even jet lag.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But the hell well, I mean it's not uncommon we
you and I are early risers.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But three was just titch to early.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Anything before four point thirty. I don't want to get
out of bed, even if I'm awake. I just lay there.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But today I'm like, Nope, up yet, Adam. Well, this
starts with the trip as well. The group prepares to
leave for their Santa Barbara trip. Aaron asked Michelle if
she's having second thoughts about going.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's a step up from Big Bear and now where
they went last year, well.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Where they stayed. I mean, this place looked amazing. I
would want to go there.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, it did look amazing like last year. Big Beer's
a pretty sleepy town. That's why I like going there
to escape. But I'm like, I don't know that I
want to film the whole trip there. But yeah, Santa Barbara.
I'm having a problem with Zach.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Hold On, we're not even to Zach yet, because Michelle
then asking, I know, but Michelle asks it says anything
could happen with Jesse.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I wish Michelle would talk about something others.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Other than Jessie.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I can't even get to know, Aaron.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I have a question, Yeah, you pick me. I saw
that you were talking with Jesse's girlfriend at that Red
carpet event.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I was, And you want to know what you were
wrong about?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
What I like her?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I know, but you were wrong about who you thought
she potentially had a make out with.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh I never asked who wasn't you can't.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Say, I can't say who it is, but it was
not who you thought.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well shocker that I was wrong. Shocker, complete shock.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
But yeah, they were at the same cancer event. And
she's always been super nice.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think she just doesn't want to have any thing
to do with reality television.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
She had a lot of nice words to say about you.
I was dming with her, very very kind person.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh nice. But then get into your Zach thing. I'm
picking you again.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, pick me. I mean when I don't know, I
just feel like anytime Zach opens his mouth just I
don't know, it's just something out hit me. Just kind
of bothers me.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Know why, because everything he says feels like an audition.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, Like he's always like trying you're on the show.
Don't try so hard, like just let it let it flow,
let it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Kids say clipping such a try hard.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's too me.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yes, it's too much, Zach. Just calm your tits. Just
calm him.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Down, your to pay and just relax a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I need to know if that is truly a two
pay because they obviously talk about it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But if I ever see him, I'm gonna go up
and be like, I'll let you touch mine if you
I can.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Touch you, or don't do that, because remember Kim Zolesiak
years ago was sitting in front of me and I
was like trying to act like I was grabbing her
wig to pull it off.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't know where where was she sitting in front
of you?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What happens live? Something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh well, that on live television might have been a
little bit of broth. But if I'm just I don't
think I'm gonna be on live television with Zach anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
But if they're on live television, you're been telling your
husband that you're ovulating. It's time to get it in.
Get it in. Like Nina, I was gonna call her
Nina Nia and Danny, I mean she wants another baby.
She's gonna be like Hilaria, she's got three already. They
have twins and then like little twins, and then one
(05:34):
is a little bit older, and now she's pregnant. Now,
I don't think she's had the baby yet. She's just
she's pregnant, like she got pregnant after krist and I believe.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh my gosh, there's a lot of pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
They're very normal couple on that show.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
No they're not. It's gonna take a big turn.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yes, no, I get into this group.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Danny's gonna be because Danny. So this is all very bizarre.
But Danny met Jack's through Edwin.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wait wait, wait, say that again. Danny met Jacks. What
the is Edwin hanging out with Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
This was a long time ago, but.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Edwin, Edwin knew Danny because they went to church together
and Danny I was gonna say, Jackson.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Didn't go to church with Edwin, right, No, but Brittany.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Goes to that same church.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think, so AnyWho Edwin invites a bunch of guys
always to the Rams games. Oh and so I think
one time he had invited Danny and Jack's at the
same time, or.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Jack's maybe Jack's was just there.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know if they were on an invite basis,
but they were all in the same area.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
They became friends.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
This was a couple of years ago, and then that's
how Danny and Jax became.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Danny seems very normal, they're really me is just absolutely
stendally beautiful.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean, I think we're going to see a complete
different side.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Is he a dirty bird?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
No? I think Danny is the worst drunk than us.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't think that's possible.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I think it's possible.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I mean it's right up there with me, you and
Kyle from Summerhouse.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh yeah, because we already saw that he's done some
inappropriate things while drinking. That tops us, and I think
it's gonna get a little bit worse as we go on.
But any who, she's ovulating. But then when we find
out that he's leaving it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Those words I never have to say about myself ever. Again,
let's I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I don't know if this is a side effect from treatment.
From treatment, My tits are humongous, like they can have
their own zip code. They're falling out of the bra
I'm like, it was to the point where I was like, please,
am I ovulating? But that keeps happening. The boobs are
(08:02):
gy norms.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You can't tell off.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
This is off scut off topic. But has that affected
your cycles and stuff? Being on all that I don't know.
I haven't had a I haven't had a cycle. Well
then then that did it obviously affects it?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Then yeah, I have not had And I don't mind
if this is on there, but I haven't had I've
had I mean, sorry guys for tm I, but if
you are also going through immune therapy and radiation, like
I've had one day where I like spotted, I've had
that a couple of times, but like I haven't had
a full.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
P Oh, it's probably from your immunotherapy. Probably the medications, yes,
oh ye, and you're on a lot of medications. So
I went to my finally got into my skin check.
I couldn't see my normal doctor because I went in
because that spot. Maybe I should that spot in my back.
They removed it and buy it. They're gonna buy ups yet,
but she let's do a full skin check. And then
so I saw her associate and she's like, how's teddy.
(08:56):
I don't even know who she knew who I was, right,
you know, And I go, oh, yeah, she's good, and
she goes, I'm going to tell you something. There's immunotherapy
is doing wonders. It is amazing, I said, I know,
it's you know, And I said she you know, she
had a win and there's tumors of shrinking and she's like,
I'm telling you it's good stuff. And so that just
(09:17):
made my heart, she said. But she also told me,
she said, they are so busy with full body skin
checks because of you, Teddy.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Well, it's thank you for telling me.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yes, you're doing good work out there, just being open
and honest. And when I see that comment, why are
you talking about it? You know, stop get off a
social media I'm like, I can't hold back from saying
she's helping other people, asshole.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And also I like, if I.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Would have gotten my skin checked, and if I would
have done proper checks, I wouldn't be in this situation.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, and like the.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Or maybe I would have been, but I would have
caught it earlier.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
She's a lot of people that have had melanoma are
coming back in Like for me, I'm like, can you
make sure you check that spot? Make sure you know?
And I had removed and she's like, no sign of it.
But I did have three biopses, but I don't think
there's anything, you know, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, Well, thank you for saying, I mean, and this
is melanoma Awareness month, so it's very important that we
talk about it. And I'm excited that I am feeling
good today. Yesterday was not a good day. But you know, sorry,
we got sidetracked because we have to do it. Let's
do an ask ask us questions pod.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh yeah, let's do that. Well, We're going to be
together on Friday, which I'm really excited about.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. We can't even tell you, guys.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Like Friday, but I'm really excited.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
We got to make some tiktoks. We're going to do
all the things that day.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
We're going to do so many things and then we're
going to buy the end be.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Like, oh we done yet? No, I miss you.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I miss you too. So they're on the road.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Zach says his partner is going to move to so
Cow for two months.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
This is there's a lot of Zach this episode. Benji Benji, Benji.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Flat Benji, Like Matt Stanley when he's carrying him around.
I'm like, stop it, make it stop, make it stop, making.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Stop not funny.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Then Jack's is rage texting Brittany during his fifteen minute
breaks in therapy. Hold on, I want to know what
rehab you can go to and have your phone, because
I've even been to a wellness retreat to rehab.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
No, I did not go to rehab.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
But when I was in the hospital, No, we took
your phone away from you, especially Matt.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, but when I was in at a wellness retreat once,
they took my phone away.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So the fact that where the hell is he that
he can get fifteen minute breaks to rage text?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, I don't know. Was he there the full time?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I think he was there at that full time.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But then Jesse says Michelle hasn't even looked at him,
And then in the confessional, Michelle says she plans on
avoiding Jesse on this trip. I'm like you to please
start talking about anybody else. I'll do anything to not
have you talk about each other, or just get back
together and let's fight.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, Michelle knows how to suck the air out of
every scene she's in. It's always like, oh, and and
and and I think she's Ai.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I've i've you think she's actually an Ai.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
She's actually an AI? She just no what Well?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I just wish she could sometimes laugh at her alone,
very m M.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Stoetic. Is that the word just stoic? Stoic? That's it?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
What's so betatic? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's nothing. That's just a word I made up. It's
in the blonde. We should make a blonde dictionary.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So I have to wait. But I'm not actually blonde.
We can tell by my little roots. Now that's all right.
But I love that I touched my wig as if
this the these my ombree.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You get good with the wig situation.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Thanks, I got better the wig fairy she's sitch.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But also I was very confused as they're heading to go,
I'm glad we cleared it up. But they're all like
binge drinking, and then they're like, we're gonna.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Go drive cars.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I know. I was like, what the hell is going on?
And why what's with all the outfits? So they're in
Santa Barbara. The group's changed into all their race car outfits,
and I'm like, wait, they're drinking and now they're gonna
get in cars and go on. Like I thought, it
was a very dumb event.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I'm but then we get there and then it became
even dumber because then it was they were doing little.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
They're like doing sprint car racing like electric like little
remote control cards, and I'm like, seriously, we're doing this
right now. And they're all dressed like Mario and.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Well, and then Jesse's passing out white flags. Meanwhile the
entire group is like red flags. I'm like, yes, we
need what's happening here?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I mean the irony of Jesse handing out a white
flag in itself right there. But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
He's not bugging me yet.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
The Stan is also ovulating this weekend. We have a
lot of ovulation going on in that house and h
and Janet's saying, I've never been to NASCAR race. I'm
white trash, but I'm not that white trash. I take
great offense to that, Janet, because I go to NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Nascar is the first most expensive sport there is.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It is. Yes, Yes, Eddie and I go to all.
We go to the funny cars, we go to NASCAR.
We do it all.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Then there's headlines starting to come out about Jack's checking
into treatment, and Britney says to the group, She's like, hey, guys,
please make sure that you don't tell Jacks because he's
already raged checks me and clearly when he's raged chexting her.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You can see that she's texting back.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
She engages in this and then complains about him. Brittany
block Jack's number until he checks out a treatment like
she feeds into his bullshit. It doesn't help the situations.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It's because it's a toxic relationship.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well get out of it.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
But then she says, please please, no one tell them,
and then Jesse's like, who, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Wanted to keep him posted on our trip?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And between Jesse's still inviting Michelle on this trip and
then texting Jax to let him know he's real excited
about this trip.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yes, I I have to ask you a very serious question. Yes,
what do you think about Jesse's very small nipples.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I don't mind small nipples.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'd rather that than the big big that than the
big puffy ones, the puffy ones, the big.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Puffy like the guys that take steroids. It's a dead giveaway,
and then they get pimples on their back. Yes, and
the roids Royd nipples.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't mind small little nipples. I do mind shirts
being unbuttoned. That load, Jesse, when you're listening, you could
have just gone up one.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Moe was it Jesse that sometime during this episode took
his pants off and he had on baggy gray butt huggers.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Full butt undies like like but they were baggy. They
were like my nursing or like my post pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I mean, maybe Matt and Kayden enjoyed it, but I
did not enjoy it at all, like Gray, like who
wears gray? Baggy?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Also, you know, Jesse, here's the thing, like how I
just speak directly to Jesse because I know he listens.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
The problem with Gray is it picks up everything so
like you know, sometimes you pee and then you probably
shake your Maybe he's one of those white pops.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You're going there and then it's gonna.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Leave that little circle.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh god, no, no, no, no, wonder Michelle left.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Just kidding, just kidding, No, But I wonder if those
underwear are trending?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Are they? I would know I haven't seen eddiewhere in
but huggers, and I know maybe you can ltk them?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
He elt Jesse should ltk them?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
No, you should?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh you know, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Gonna put I would I beg you to put a
picture of him in his underwear and then put a
link and then tag him in it. Please do it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
They were just sagging a little bit in the in
the but in the booty, the booty.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Maybe they're old.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You need new underwear, Jesse, You get fresh, new outfits
for everything. But AnyWho, then Brittany and it like starts
to get a little bit more dicey as they start
this competition race, Jesse gets back into just talking about
Michelle spreading rumors about his friend. And then apparently Jesse's
(17:35):
friend is also threatening Michelle with a lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
With Jesse's friend is threatening Michelle with a lawsuit? Do
we know why?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh? The friend, I know the friend, that friend, the friend,
the bay Watch friend, not the bay Watch friend, but
the bay Watch friend of a friend.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
The bay much Yeah, yeah, I get what you're selling.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, you get what I'm putting out there, Jesse.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Did Jesse know that Michelle was cheating for two years
or and he didn't care?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Or oh remember what you're doing it? Kristen told him
he last year, Kristin.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Cheating on you for over a year. We don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
If it's true or not. She claims it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
However, her daughter says, I love you to her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
So just Michelle never showing any emotion is just so
bizarre to me. It's like, hello, do you have a
pulse in there is something going on? Do we need
to change your batteries?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Every time I watch her, I'm like, I need I
miss botox so much I really now. Look, I have
full movement everywhere. It's disaster. I mean, if there were
bigger things. Then Jesse defends his friend by saying Michelle
shouldn't have been cheating on him, and then Janet responds
that if she were married to Jesse, she would be
(18:52):
cheating on him too. Listen, I'm really trying to give
Janet a chance this season, but nothing she says or
does really lands to me.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I know why.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's like she's trying to get a moment. It feels
like somebody playing dress up on TV.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
WHOA, There's just something that's missing. I can't put my
finger on it. Sometimes I'm like okay, Janet, Yeah, okay,
and then I'm like, no, Janet.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, I find myself going where's Stacy. I know I
want Stacy so bad.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
She's gonna have her own show. She's gonna have her
own show.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But oh she is? Yeah, isn't she one? Pumps Villas
or something like that. Right now.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, there's gonna be a whole Vander pump Villa crossover
between the Mormon Wives and.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Stacy. It's gonna be I mean, I'm excited to watch
that show.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
But epic.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It sounds really good, then iconic. Please you know how
I feel.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
At Santa Barbara, they're back at the house, Zach and
Janet talk about their friendship.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
We can just fast for this party.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wanh wanh.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Production told you, guys, make up and shut up about it,
because if not, Zach you have you can't go on
the next trip.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And Zach, if you go on the next trip, I'm
asking you, I'm begging and I'm pleading with you, don't
ever cry again.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I take a break from crying. Let somebody else cry.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I couldn't take him serious in those tears. Do you
think he was being sincere?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yes? I think he's very emotional, But I don't think
he's emotional about his friendship with Janet.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I think he's emotional about Janet. She's such a Janet God.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Maybe maybe Zach's populady, maybe that's why he's trying so much.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But I think he's emotional because he really wants to
be on that show. And that's where everything stemstorms, which
really bugs me. But then don't you worry they bring
in a healer.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh yeah, that healer really worked.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
That healer.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I mean the fact that Britain spiritual Guide sorry spiritual
Guide ceremony.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, they can't even stop laughing.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Before this, Kristen is and this part I fully felt
Kristen's crying. Know who really came up this episode, even
though I can't remember his name, Kristen's boyfriend, Luke Luke Luke.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
He was really like because he let it. He was
leading everything and now right now we will be having
this and then after that we'll have dinner at two
o'clock and at three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, he was just he may have been the only
one not hammered, but he he narrated this episode for us.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So we appreciate you, Luke.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
We need a narration because it's hard to follow without, so,
oh thank you, Luke.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Gotta have some information what so one of my girlfriends
text me and said, oh my god, I'm watching The
Valley and that Michelle girl that that's dating Aaron. He
was hitting on me. He wouldn't leave. Yeah, no, Aaron
the nice guy. Supposedly he's creepy. She needs to go
and I go, well, so should.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
His eyes make me a little nervous?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh? I never noticed?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Serial killer?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Allegedly?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't know why people don't like us, Teddy, I
really don't. So I don't know or do they like
you right now? They just don't like me.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
No, they're not gonna like me for long, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So what we do find out is they're you know,
they're all on this spiritual guide. I do feel for
Kristen in this moment because she's emotional. I would be too,
and I remember going through you know, IVF and not
having things go the way that I want, and I
can I you put your so much pressure on yourself
(22:50):
and then filming on top of it.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I'm sure she's devastated, But.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
We're happy now because she is finally pregnant and she
deserves all the things and shouldn't. She's pretty close to.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
A do date, right I think so? I think so.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
But then Jason offers support to Jack's in the circle.
This is after a lot of additional things happened that
involves oh, Zach, But I'm able to we're at.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
The gratitude circle, the gratitude circle.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
So at the gratitude circle, what about how Jesse refuses
to participate in the gratitude circle?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Come on, Jesse, don't be a little bit.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And then why did you have to pick Michelle when
you had the ball thing? Which the ball thing?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Just I know these two can't leave each other alone.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's like I asked the Lauris this last week, do
you think there's still low No, I think.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
They freaking hate each other and they're like, and we're
not only we're getting divorced, we're stuck in this damn
show together.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
But we both have to do the show because we
both want the money and the fame. Hello, exactly should
we touch on the fact that Zach did say the
comment about Janet losing her baby off camera and Britney told.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Her, oh, and then he cried again, right again. He's like,
way to have my back, bitch, But.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Like, I didn't realize that was off camera because they've
talked about it so much.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
But Janet tells him, you know, in.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
The conversation, Brittany told me about this, But well, it
just goes to show that.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Brittany will do anything for television.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Well that too, but I think Brittany's like, Okay, I
don't know about this guy hair.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
But then he said he was blacked out, and then
I and then the Brittany also said that he almost
had to get escorted out of Jackx's I mean, what
do you have to do to almost get escorted out
of jacket?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
He almost or he did?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I don't know because we don't have it on camera.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Why did they have to leave? Really? That means it
was like post filming film.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Like the film, that's when the drinks really start going
heavy and then this shit really goes down.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
And I'm sure Janet's known that the whole time, and
so just like let it go. He didn't say it
on camera, he didn't say it publicly. He was a
hot mess obviously, just bitch like Zach, the fact that
I have your side on something, Do I think what
you said is okay?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But hammered at the end of the night off camera
is completely different than saying it on camera.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, but we saw Jesse get emotional too. He's in
the circle talking about his toxic situation. Then he passes
the bottomshell like you said, and She's.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Like, huh what, No, she doesn't know what she's supposed
to do.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
She doesn't what's supposed to do. And then Jesse starts crying.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
He starts crying, and he gets up and leaves. Then
we see the indies. But then Jan now.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Where we saw the undies. I couldn't that. I tried
to sell and I tried to black out when I
saw that you tried to. I tried to black out.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
You tried to I think.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
That's where I fell asleep in my chair. I'm like, oh,
call what am I watching?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, But in the midst of this, I'm like, hold on,
I have a question. Also, Jason brought up the jacksing,
But then is he also the one that goes and
checks on Jesse. He's doing a lot with keeping the
friend group together?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
He is? He is, He's not really. He doesn't talk
a whole lot on this show.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
No, I don't think he talks a whole lot in general.
But he's getting shit done. He's moving storyline, which is
that's what people forget.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
We need that, we need someone to move storyline.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
We need He's trying to move storyline. And then there's
Jesse that tells him get the cameras out of here.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
But I know, Jesse, you broke the fourth wall there.
I don't like it. Breaking the fourth wall for.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Anybody listening is when you speak directly to production when
you're supposed to be talking to the person that you're
talking with, And that is very Foreboden for Bolden for
Bolden more serious version of forbidden.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I think bidden. I mean, the thing that bugged me
is like, is there any good moments with Michelle and
Jesse ever?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I haven't seen one.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
But also, is there any moments where Jack's even in
rehab and his recap he has on his Jack's Grill show?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You know he's I mean, because Jack's hat, his sweatshirt, everything,
and I guarantee you he's got it on right now.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
But why didn't he send us one? Because I would
have worn it. I don't somebody sent me this shirt
too much, probably didn't like us, But no, shit shocker.
Is he his bar still open?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yes? Now, when he said like he was ragy texting
and he said something like, you took this away from me,
you took my job away from me. Is he talking
about the job of filming?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, I think he's talking about the show the show.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's why I like, you took my job away from me,
and and so it's her fault is And I think
he thinks it's her fault maybe because she threw out
the cocaine.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I think yeah, because I think from whatever two episodes ago,
when the whole cocaine thing came up, I think.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
She already going to rehab anyways before she even Yeah,
but I.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Think he couldn't leave.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I think if it was just their fight, I think
he would have left rehab. But once the cocaine addiction
came into it.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Do you I think you went to I'm trying to
figure out why he thinks she took his job away.
Do you think Brittany went to producers and said or
production company and said he is lit on cocaine all
the time, and they're like, listen, go to rehab, fix yourself, buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
No. I don't think they told him he had to.
But I think if you have two eyes, you probably know.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
When he was on cocaine.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, And I would assume he is so frustrated because
she's filming and he's not well.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's so frustrating to me when somebody has a problem
or they did something to create a situation that they
blame the other person. Blame the other person, like why
didn't he go? You know what, maybe if I didn't
do cocaine and he was drinking and being an asshole,
I wouldn't be in rehab and then you're blaming on
somebody else. So I'm just going to put it out there.
I don't think rehabit is going to work for him
because he doesn't take any responsibility whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Well, I think there are also those two need to
stop talking full stop for a bit. Also, did you
see this on the world Wide Web where somebody posted
like that she looked beautiful or something like that, and
then he DMed them, No, she doesn't actually look like this.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's photoshopped.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
What a asshole?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I'm sorry, just let her be God? Why do and
what did he get out of that?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Like? And then Zach commented like it's you know, stay
out of it, like it's he commented something having Britney's back,
But like, honestly, Jack's just what do you care? You've
cheated on allegedly cheated on her a million times? What
do you care if she sent a couple nudes to somebody,
And what do you care if she photoshops some pictures
(29:43):
to make herself feel a little better.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I mean, what God doesn't put a little filter on
her face.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I mean if we don't think that we've added some filter.
If we had the Kardashian filter for our podcast cams,
I'd use it.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
We would be beautiful.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
We would be completely.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Our skin afore, we would not have anything. I wouldn't
have this hair that's all burnt off. Would just be amazing,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Things would really be grand. But anyways, we will be
back later this week. We have special guests and we'll
be potting together in person, which is always exciting for us.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But can't wait.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Thank you guys for tuning in, and we're going to
be watching all the shows and we're going to be
covering Mormon Wives, Secret lives of Mormon Wives.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I'm almost through the first season, so good.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, you got to you better get through that for
so good. We can recap season two and be unplaying
episode six.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I'm gonna watch the rest tonight.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
And I love the metamorphos thing they do between season
one and season two.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
They all have darker hair because darker hair is more
in style now.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yeah, do you see this?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
You're rooted.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I'm rooted, can't.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That doesn't actually work for me in real life, but
it works for me on wigs. But thanks you guys,
thanks for tuning in, and we'll be back later this
week
Speaker 1 (31:07):
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