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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Too Cheese and
a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Tamba Judge. Hi, wake up, cam wake up? How you doing?
I am awake. I went to the gym. I have
just yeah, I've done it all so far. Yeah, seventeen
Zoom interviews today.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's NonStop. No one else's NonStop.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Me not having a shower for two days.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well not I can smell even on Zoom. But the
word pigeon. We're starting off by recamping Real Housewives of
New York. Like, listen, I'm not a mathematician, but I
am certain that we've heard isn't so? I know, I
am certain that we heard the word pigeon, like at
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least like one million, eight hundred and thirty seven thy twenty.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
They didn't just say pigeon. They say leaky pigeon. And
all I think about is like shit coming out of
a pigeon's ass. Oh and a schep pigeon.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Question shit pigeon white?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yes, I think so, I don't white with a little
brownish shit in it?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yes, Well it starts off where Rebecca says her husband
doesn't know about her pregnancy. She's coming back from her
conversation with Aaron. She says they need to shut their
leaky mouths and she's only five weeks. And Aaron asked
Brn if she told the other girls. Brynn says that
she said it was Russian Roulette with other men's sperm.
Rebecca and Aaron revealed the whole thing was a prank.
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They wanted to know who the leaky pigeons were. So
I think it's it's messed up in a little tone deaf,
and then Raquel says she can't tell bren anything now,
and then Uba says, Aaron is the leakiest of the
leaky pigeons. Okay, how would you reacted as a housewife
in this moment.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
When I found out that it's a prank? Yes, I
mean I feel like I had been had. I mean,
I've played pranks on people, but I've never seen anything
like this on a housewife's show. So it's very misleading
and it puts a lot of doubt out there in
the viewer's minds, like what are we watching? And we're
just watching something people are just we're just acting. Now,
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we're making things up.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, I feel like the producers I probably thought
they were getting pranked, Jock.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's my next question. Do you think that production was
in on it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I mean, I think they never show us a flashback
of Rebecca actually having that conversation with Aaron right right right?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And at what point did Brnn find out? She found
out the same day. Oh, it was the same day.
That's the part that I was a little I was
a little bit confused this same day.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That Aaron told Jessel and Brent. Then afterwards Jessel went
home and Brendan Aaron went to drinks, and then Aaron
told Brent and it's like at this point, I don't know,
I didn't like any of it.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well, I have a feeling that the production did not
know and they just had to go with it because
Shed Media, who produces that shows. They're a great production company,
and I think Eric Fuller is the producer on that show.
But I don't know. It's not going well with the
viewers if you read social media, yeah, well it's not
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going well with me either. I was glad to hear
Aaron say at the end, you know, when it was
a joke, like Aaron made it clear that she would
never expose a secret in anyone's life. That's the part
that my jaw dropped. And that's the only thing I
could think about when it happened, is like, really, Aaron,
you are going to go tell everybody this disgusting rumor
like are maybe it's a truth? Who knows at that point,
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And it just made me think so different for about
Aaron for like one one week. Yeah, I'm glad that
it's like, No, I would never do that. Yeah, And
we all know Brin has a big mouth. It's not
a matter of try.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
In on it too, which makes it even more weird.
Then bren and Jessel meet for drinks. Jessel talks about
baby number three and the couple therapists she found. Brenn
talks about freezing her eggs, and Brennan wants to build
a future with Gideon and is having him over to
see if they can co parent.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Well, here's the thing. She says that co parentinge's more
important than being married, and she wants to have a
baby with her ex boyfriend, but he's.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Still in love with her.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That all that is confusing, But how about Brennan. Jessel
wearing the sailor hats. No, and we're just seeing too
many props and housewives lately, too many props.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But what wasn't a prop was Jenna's black eye, but
Jenna kind of likes it. Uba calls Wendy a picnic
planner to plan a picnic with all the women.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I think the black guys are the new trend of
the housewives. The black eyes, the black guy we had
Heather Gay. Oh yeah, Jenna, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Then Raquel and Mel go to a sex shop for
their engagement party. The theme is ball and underground dance
culture started by young ballroom.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's called ballroom, isn't it. It's a ballroom is but
it's not like ballroom dancing. Yeah, like some underground some
I don't quite understand it. Any help there. I was
going to google it, didn't have time.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But I did appreciate the juxtaposition of Raquel visiting a
sex shop and being so open while discussing her conservative
religious mother like this, this is like the storytelling we
actually need, not freaking pranks and bs. Then Aaron, we
can get past.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
This prank and we can speed things up a little
bit with this show, because I feel like it's it's
lacking a little bit. A lot of people until media
are saying that maybe they need to, you know, replace
some of the girls with some ogs, mix.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Themmon so they're not That would be really hard. I think.
I think you'd either have to go back to the ogs,
but mixing these I think that would be kind of
a ship show too, exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That's a ship show we need to see.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But then Aaron and Jessel meet up with their moms
and sons. Aaron thinks that Brent likes to spread rumors
and Rebecca is an easy target for her. Jessel thought
Bren was in on it.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wait, and so Aaron's saying she thinks Bren's like to
spread rumors when she puts together this whole rumor, then
tells Brandon brings her in on it. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't know. What did she think was gonna happen.
Bren was just playing it up. But then Bren uba
Raquel and say go to the Museum of Sex. So
we see I've been there. We see Aaron and Jessel's
kids playing with magnetiles, and then and then the movie
and Raquel like pulling a ball.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I mean, I have I mean a question for you,
what were your thoughts on Aaron's interview look where she
wore a jeans and just like a long sleeved T shirt.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I thought it was hot. I wish I was allowed
to warn that.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's why I knew you were going to say that
I could put money on it, like if I got sweat.
I've never we've people. I tried.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, I tried. I tried once, Like I tried like
a casual like soup, and they were like.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm gonna try my pajamas next year and see if
it goes.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, you're gonna try. How we pod, but no, before
you do a confessional day like for your even though
you do multiple ones, but with each look, they take
a picture of you and then they send it to
get approved. And my casual look did not get approved.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
That's funny because it was I'm like, oh my god,
she's she's had jeans on before in her confessionals. And
then they then she went to a new confessional look,
which was really pretty, the gray blazer with no bron yeah,
no bron perky boobs.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, I mean she's hot. Yeah, let's let's be clear.
But then we get to ask you.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Have you been to the Museum Sex I think so,
but I know you would remember if you were, then
maybe I haven't. It's a very cool place. Eddie and
I went last year. I believe we were trying to
think of something different to do in New York. It's
like multiple layers. They have one room. There's actually a housewife.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
On the wall.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I think I talked to you about it. Oh yeah, yeah,
remember Denise Richards pictures on from what was it was
that movie she did Wild Things.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's something like that.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You get to pull wankers in a bathroom as a game.
There's a big slide that goes down. It's pretty cool
place in New York. I highly recommend it.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But then you know it continues that they're talking more
about the Dodge Bell and how it was a prank
and who was in the loop. I mean again with
the things having off camera to try and produce what
happens on camera.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
This ain't it like?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
This isn't like. I still see their like digging up
real shit to talk about off camera. But like we
need Direnda the Eagle to swoop in and save these pigeons.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I would like to render and Luanne to go back
Sonia and then yeah, I'm not going to say who
I get rid of. Yeah, I know, I know, but
I think that they can make that work.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, then just and Povet meet with their therapist.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
The fact that he was eating, oh you know how
I can't stand sound and any kind of bodily noises,
And for him to sit there, I was getting anxious,
like I had turned the TV down because I had
to listen to him eat chips, and it was so
annoying that even the therapist is like, next time, can
you not be eating?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But also like so disrespectful like in therapy, like I
get it. I have like I always have a sparkling
water or like a soda or something on the pod
because like my voice, no.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That's that's liquid. It's like you're sitting here eating and
making noises and you're not eating chips in salsa.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But and it's also not therapy. We're here talking shit,
like if I wanted to have a chip. That's one thing.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
This is this is kind of therapy. The ship we
get about what we say.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, it's therapy. After therapy, we need it afterwards.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You find it odd that Pavat found a therapist in
Mexico City.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, because I'm sure he found one for the budget
that he wanted Mexico City. I mean, but Mexico City
is expensive, so well.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, but it was just weird of all places, Like
how did you find a therapist in Mexico City.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's probably his friend or something like, let's be it's
I mean, at least it wasn't the guy who's the
therapist for Potomac and all.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Those therapist doctor kin No, Papa is saying ninety nine percent, no,
he does not want to have any more children. But uh,
Jessel is just holding on to that one percent, hoping
it opens a door forty fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The excitement in her face when she saw one percent,
I was like, holy shit.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I feel like Pavit is kind of hamming it up
for the cameras.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh you think. I'm like, we get it, Pavit, just
but take it to the food Network. We don't need
this shit. We want to like, yeah, and be respectable
to your wife. She does want to have a daughter.
Have this conversation. There's times for jokes and when you're
on with your therapist, that's not one of those times.
And to be honest, I didn't laugh at one of
your jokes.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Well, I know, I would say though, watching their kids
are pretty little, their boys are pretty little. Throwing a
third one in, Like, I don't know how old she
is or if there's a rush to have a third child,
But I say, hold on, I'm more of like do
it all, Like I had two close together and it
was hard. I don't have help though, so it was
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really hard.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I mean, she's forty five years old, but she's I think,
has to get a surrogate.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh, I didn't know she was forty five. Yeah, she
was in her thirties.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
But then bren invites Gideon over for wine tasting, but
she's actually setting up a babysitting session with her friend's son.
Bren talks to Gideon about using her eggs and his
sperm to make an embryo.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I mean, this poor guy, he is literally getting ambushed
with this sperm talk on camera.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well before we even get to that, I'm guessing Brenn
will never be allowed to babysit this child again. Once
that mom watches the.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Scene, they're like drinking, he's dipping his toys.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
In the line. But it made me really love Gideon.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Me too. I think that they would make adorable kids.
But this is giving I need a storyline, So we're
going to be talking about having another baby, not another
I have a baby. Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I also, you know one, I think get In is
so charming. I mean, are they still having sex? I
mean he is saying, why does she? Why does he
have to do it with the eggs?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
She can't? Is she gonna do a sarrogate or she
has to have a vitro or how what is that?
I don't I've never gone through any infertility stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I don't think they're still having sex. I don't think
that there that she's into him like that, But but
I don't think it'll be that hard to get into him.
He's I don't know whatever. Well, I think if she
was into him, she probably would have married him. I
think she still has the engagement ring. But also why
is he putting up with it?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I don't know, I need more.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
If she has dated anyone since.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Brand oh, I would hope so.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well. I mean, could you imagine all of a sudden
your day Gideon, and then he's like, oh, I'm actually
going to be the I'm actually having a child with
my ex girlfriend who I'm still in love with, even
though she's not into me. But either way, Gideon loves
the idea, supposedly, even though he lives in Los Angeles
and London and Brennan is not interested in relocating. Yeah,
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let's see what happens quarter one of twenty twenty five,
as they called it exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
And if we have to hear the pigeon word again,
like you said, I'm turning the TV off.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Well don't worry, we do because then Uba sets up
the picnic with the little pigeons for everyone. So I
brought champagne for her and Brent to reconcile after the prank.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Have you ever seen those little tiny champagne bottles?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, they're so cute.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I've seen prosecco, but I've never seen small champagne bottles.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, so cute, really cute. I've seen him. Know where
I saw him? Were you with me? Oh? At Kathy
Hilton's holiday party she had.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Like no, teddy, I was not invited.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Oh sorry AnyWho? So I brought the champagne and then
bren Uba and Cie catch Jenna up with everything regarding
the prank. I ended this episode thinking, like is the
leaky pigeon gonna turn into the next pandemic Like this,
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I just.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Want to see a pigeon sit on somebody's head at
this point.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I wish they would have. And so on that note,
I am really grateful to be done recapping New York
this past episode and get into Salt Lake City because that.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
She was good. Shit was really good.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It was good ship. That was like full blown adult
dog shit into the Bronwin's floor.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Definitely. The Salt Lake City is one show that started
off good, like they just know what they're doing. Yeah,
I could do with a little less props, but other
than that, yeah, the way, I.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Just kind of realized they have a lot of props
because they're kind of dorky.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Like that's fine, you know, but like Angie, I'm sorry,
I don't think you're dorky. If you're listening, Angie, I
love you.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I think you're dorky.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I I think I think.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm dorky too in certain extents. But I think it's
like it's the same with like how she was being
the helicopter mom, like she like embraces it.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Okay, are we just gonna get right into Salt Lake City?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Okay, it's breakfast to Mary's something. Okay, can we.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Talk about that? That breakfast and Mary's the intro? Like
what the book was going on there?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
The editors over there are very trying to be very creative,
and I don't know if it's a good thing or a.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I think Salt Lake City can get away with anything
because the show's actually good, so they can throw in
whatever editing they like, and I'm fine with it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, it's it was kind of weird to me that
whole I'm like, like, we open it up every time
the show opens up. I'm like, oh God, what kind
of fairy tale they've taken us down?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Now, Lisa and Heather meet up. Lisa says the group
heard a completely different story from Bronwyin. Heather says nothing,
Bronwin says tracks, and then Lisa says Todd asked her
to leave unless she made up with Bronwyin. But two
things that I need to really say about this scene.
One Heather not knowing what Kimo Sabi is.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Well, I was gonna say, Chemo Sabi. Oh my god,
this is not Beverly Hills and we are not in Aspen.
I do not want to see another Kimo Sabi on
the show. Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I know. I was sad that I've never been there
or known. I love.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
We have a knockoff Kimo Sabbi in Big Bear. It's
called like Leather Goods. I actually look it, but Heather
thinking that Kimo Sabi was a sushi restaurant.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I'm liking Heather. She made me laugh this episode a
couple of times.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I know, I think Heather's great on the show. I
don't always agree with what she has to say, which
I'm sure she doesn't always agree what I have to
say on the show, I know, but I feel like,
you know, like we talked about earlier, like if you're
polarizing and people are talking about you, well you're doing
something right.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yep. Well, then Todd tells bron When that he's never
seen her act like she did on the trip. He
tells her she ruined it a perfectly nice afternoon. Bron
Win says they all yell at each other and she
doesn't know how to interact with them. Todd says she
should leave with her dignity. Bronwin gets emotional, saying Todd's
approval means everything to her, Todd is basically like, I'm
(18:31):
too rich for this shit. You want my money? Stop?
And you know where I don't think back.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well, the way it affected her is what was scary. Yeah,
that's what I like.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
It was a controlled woman's situation. The way she responded
was somebody that's being controlled allegedly. Like That's what I
got from it because I had been in a controlling
relationship and when somebody talks to you like that and
you gotta you just learn to just be submissive and
just be like okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I mean either she's not going to be back or
Todd will not be participating and much right, but Todd doesn't.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
But when what really lost me is when she said
Todd doesn't want me to publicly show my emotions. That
right there was like publicly or privately. Yeah, And that's like, girl,
you want to be able to be in a relationship
and be yourself. And that's one thing like when I
was younger, I'm like, and I'm not saying she's in
it just for the money, but I would never date
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somebody older than me or somebody really wealthy because I
did not want to have to.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
But I don't think you have to be older with
that to have that kind of control over somebody. I think,
oh you don't.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It's a personality, but it comes. It does come with
the territory. Let's be honest. It happens often, but I
also do not always.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But all that much out Bronwin's childhood, I think if
we kind of we don't. We just know that she
had a baby young and and then all of a
sudden this this man that was significantly older than her
came in and helped her create this life that she had.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Very respectful to him.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
She is so respectful to him, but you can see
a sadness.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
But also the thing that pisses me off is like, Todd,
you know what show this was? I agreed to let
her do it. You agree to let her do it,
so now let her do it well because she is
doing it well.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
But then sometimes you see like such a happiness between
them as well. So it's really hard to judge. You know,
we've all had those moments. Do you have to be
a dick right now? And it could be one of
those things where a lot of guys are like I
do this, Like this is annoying. Todd might be that
guy I don't know who knows.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, I knew, I didn't want I don't care if
I could have gotten that necklace. Afterwards, I don't want
to be talked to like that.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, I don't put a happiness on money.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
And then Angie's dad comes over for dinner. Angie says
she tries to be the perfect mom since she didn't
have one growing up. Angie found a necklace that her
friends gave Electro when she was born, a reminder of
her grandma, and Angie felt no emotion. Angie gets emotional,
explaining she doesn't want to disrespect her memory.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah. I think that Angie speaks for every mom out
there too, when she was talking about the struggles with
you know, raising a daughter, and you wanted them to thrive,
but then you're kind of enabling them because you don't
want them to do the hard work and all that.
I did not know that Angie's mom died of alcoholism?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Is that what she I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I didn't know that. And Angie being opening hones that
whole scene actually made me tear up, just to know that,
you know, she has that anger in her, like after
becoming a mom, Like why didn't you fight harder to
be around for us kids?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, And I think that it's a common trauma response
to when something really hurts you to have no emotion
about it, Like I I can be very emotional about
certain things, but there are some things you couldn't squeeze
a cheer out of me no matter what. Yeah, Like,
there's just there's just some things that like And those
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are things I talk about in therapy, like when all
of a sudden, you like see like my eyes kind
of glass over and just it means like I am
totally disconnected from the situation.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
But Angie had another prop, answers the door with her
favorite daughter sweatshirt on.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh God. Then the women arrive at Mary's breakfast at
Tiffany's party, which had none of the props that they
were using to set up. So I assumed you were happy.
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Remember they put all that stuff on the table and
they it's all gone. Heather does not acknowledge Bronwin. Mary
says she invited Brittany, so Brittany knows she's not poor.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I love that. I mean, everything that comes out of
Mary's mouth is just golden.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I mean, and she was the Boys of Reason at the.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
End, I know the mistress of the manner.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Then Brittany tells Angie she's offended. She brought a bottle
of wine to her house, and Angie questions how she
could be offended by that, when Britney's I don't know
if she said boning or doinging or doing or whatever.
Three guys and drinks, but whatever it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Was, but evidently she doesn't want her peers to know
her Mormon peers to know that she does have a drink.
But she's been drinking on cameras. So Brittany either going
to know. Brittany, they know, yeah, they know, But I
just want to say hell to the no. With merediths
octopus bangs, absolutely not. She had them clips so far
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back in her head that I was watching the show
and Sophia walked in and she goes, why is that
woman's bangs clips so far back to or like the
back of her head? It was like her sola. She
should have put them up just a little bit. I
think Bronwyin nailed it with the little side bang. I'm
not sure what Brittany obviously didn't dress up. She didn't
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get the memo.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And Lisa was I didn't get that either.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Well I didn't understand. Well, Heather, she had a white
sweater on a white pants.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I think how that was, Like, I'm done, I already
did a Valentine's themed something like, I'm just going to
come in a regular outfit a class. I would just say,
if you're not going to come in theme, just come
in a classic outfit.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah exactly. But Angie said, Abeleine can have Risachi plates.
I had no words. Johnny Rastacci is looking down thinking
can reality TV get any dummer? Can I really get
any dummer? And then I love Mary when she goes,
first of all, isn't breaking bread mean talking? Or isn't
(25:24):
that what I think?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Breaking bread is like a religious thing, like do we
break bread together? Like do we start?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
It's a religious thing. I feel like I thought breaking
bread was like starting to eat, starting conversation, hanging out together.
I don't know, we need to google it. But anyways,
when Whitney goes, can we break some Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It's it's meaning enemies coming together.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, breaking bread like having a conversation about something. Anyway,
So she's like, Whitney's like, can we break the bread?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And I'm like, oh, but it is from the Bible.
I feel better about this. I was like, I know
I've heard this, yeah yeah, oh yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Then Mary goes, yeah, but don't put the bread in
your purse. Brittany, like I literally laughed out loud.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
What about when Mary says Jared is sliding into her dms?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Can this guy? I mean, what is going on is
he just needs to be famous? He just is a
little thirsty. I don't know if he's like, oh, this
girl's you know, on the show. I'm just being nice
saying nice things to her. But Mary's like Petitioner's like, hey,
have you brought this up? She's like no, no, I
end up going on. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, someone on Reddit just ran into Brittany and she
was with Jared allegedly.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
But then every single time that there's a conversation there's
a dispute between something. Then I feel like Brittany needs
a step ladder because she's like.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
What about Matty? What about me?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I know?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Then Heather asked braun and why she doesn't have a prenup?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Why does she care?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Why? I don't get it. I'm pretty sure that.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
No power to you. Yeah, right, Like it's so weird
that she brings it up every single time, like, why
do you care?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Oh, Bronwyn tells Heather to stop knocking on that door,
and then Heather says she knows Todd is an asshole
on couple She said, I know three things about Todd.
She doesn't have a prenup, he has uh, he collects mugs,
and he's an asshole on couple's trips. I feel like,
(27:42):
you know now, not that I'm just really loving bron
When at the moment, but I feel like as Heather
as someone who is upset at broun When for sharing
information on others. She's literally judging her husband off information
from others.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, it's not what we all do. Yeah, that's we
get all our information off of Instagram and.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, then we get into the plane ticket saga.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Oh my god, this is so annoying.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Lisa said. Lisa said she would have bought her plane
ticket herself. She claims Angie was upset too. Bron One
says it's wild that anyone cared where they sat, and
then Heather questions why bron When only booked herself and
Todds a first class ticket and bronin says, because it
was on my goddamn credit card.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Huh. I mean seriously, First of all, the flashbacks did
not show that Angie was upset at all. And these
damn girls get a free trip on a private jet
with presents in this twenty thousand dollars a night, beautiful
house and they're mad.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I just don't can't fuse it. I confuse it on
something on Housewives trip. Normally production pays for commercial flights.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Well they probabrobably played for their flight home, is what happened.
I don't know why are we acting like I mean,
did Bronwin maybe she did?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Well, I don't know how their production. It's all in
production and how it works, but we.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, clearly it's how Bronwin got Heather's information though about
her birthday.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
That's true. It probably production booked those flights back home,
and Bronwyn upgraded hers. Who knows and all? Either way she.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Got a plane there. That's not production.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's on Bronwyn. But production has Heather's information.
And why Heather does not want to say publicly how
old she is or what her birthday it is is
that you took me right back to I'm not going
to tell you how I got the black eye.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah enough, already, like and nobody. I mean, I don't
really care, to be honest, I didn't even go in
the world I mean, Whitney did for me, so I
didn't have to. But I didn't even go in the
world Wide Web to find out how to Heather is
or I don't care.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
But you feel like Heather made up with Bromwin because
after that comment from Bronwin telling Heather because it's my
goddamn credit card, do you think she thought, oh shit,
I've met my match.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I think she was like, this newbie is teaching housewife
one oh one, and I need to get over on
that side because she's about to handle shit unless Todd
makes her quit.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah yeah, no, I agree.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Then Bronwin tells Heather she's still open to a friendship,
but doesn't feel like she wants to fix things on
her end. Heather says she is cautious of new people
joining the group, and Heather says being left out hurt
her feelings, but she's willing to move forward. This is
when Brittany feels the need to sell yea yell, what
about me? What about me? No?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
That was really out of left field for sure.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Then Brittany apologizes to Bronwin. I feel like the only
thing that could have made this entire dinner or lunch
better was if Monica was there.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Oh my god, I thought the same thing I thought
at this moment. I'm like, I'm missing Monica. I wouldn't
be surprised if Monica comes back one day. I think
that Mary's very close with Monica, and the two of
them together would be forced to reckon with well.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Then Angie tells Meredith, then it's then everybody's happy. Forero
point two seconds?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Ask you a question, Yes, Maylee, Maylee? Where is she?
We haven't seen her in a while.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I don't think we probably will maybe not.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Did she just drop out?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I know that that maybe there's doctor If you only
say seven words, that that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Oh wait, so Whitney reaches out to Monica. That's coming up, guys.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
In the trailer.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
How did I miss that part? I know I did too.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Whitney reaching out to Monica in the trailer is a
little piece to heaven. Cannot wait. But before we finish
out this episode, Angie tells Meredith she wants to move forward,
but has unresolved feelings from the podcast Drama with Sean.
Meredith says if Angie wants to go backward, it's not
going to be pretty. Angie asked if that's a threat.
Angie says she and Sean received support from the LGBTQ
(32:19):
community after Meredith's comments, and Meredith takes out her phone
and plays Sean on Behind the Velvet Rope podcast. Whitney
grabs the phone, but it's the phone is kind of here.
She kind of grabs it. She goes to turn it up,
but then Meredith loses her ship, which made me want
to go, what else is this phone? What else is
(32:41):
on this phone? Yeah, exactly, other messages are on this
phone because like, you don't get that kind of revved
up if like if I handed you my phone, I
would play, or like if you grab my phone to
play to turn it up, I would be like, Okay, Like,
what's the worst you're going to find on there? Bad selfies?
Me while I'm trying to get a good one.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Right, right, pictures of my buttthole trying to figure out
what is that is.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
But Angie tells Meredith she's miserable. We never really get
to even hear what's happening on the podcast, but I
think it's you know, Angie made her points quite clear.
And then Meredith's doing what Meredith does, which is getting
up and leaving and crying. Isn't great because she always
(33:31):
does the same thing, but she didn't say the words
what did she walking out crying?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
It was so dramatic. It was such a dramatic thing
to do. And then Mary's like, thank you lord, she
took those bangs with her.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
But before that, Mary tells Meredith to get out if
she's not going to listen, and then Meredith's.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Like, kicked me out, solo drama queen.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, but why didn't she at least say her line
of like I'm not engaging.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I know, but all I can think about is Meredith
walking out is when Sophia was two years old and
cut her own bangs while I was downstairs filming, I
looked exactly like that.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Well, the one thing Meredith Mars is always going to
give us is anger with messy hair walking out the door.
So I appreciated that. And the scenes for next week
it looks good. I'm ready, I'm ready.