December 18, 2025 • 37 mins
Craig’s love triangle is going to leave one of these girls heartbroken and without a hot tub! Who do Tamra and Dolores think the stage five clinger is?
This Memorial Day party featured Shep in a bald eagle speedo & George Washington wig. Which host wants to get the same outfit for their hubby?
Venita spilling the beans about Molly’s “pink parts” surgery was not okay. Who’s the real “girls girl” on this cast? And how do we find Molly’s sugar daddy?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas
in a Pod.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm here with Delores and Hi. Hi, I'm so into this.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You are you are the vagina stuff and everything. You're
into it right.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Not so much that I mean like she's young to
have that done, just saying I know, did she feel
the need to.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't know. We're going to get into that though,
but we're gonna be recapping Southern Charm episode five. Now,
what are you up to? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh? So, where were you?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Frankie screwed up my schedule today, Frankie, Frankie, It's all
Frankie Funicelli's fault. Frank to be added appointment in the
city that I could not. I would have lost money if.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I didn't go. It was a lot of money for
this face thing I'm doing. You know what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You could be mad at Frankie for two seconds, but
once say her Frankie, fuon and Challie name like her first.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I like, just's so cute and she's so nice.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And I trust that girl with my life. And we
all thought that once in a while.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, we all screw up once in a while, so
it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So how's the quil Thank you for your patience.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
How's the Christmas shopping going?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Come on you better than that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'll be doing it the day before because that's a function.
I'm like, Etty, oh my god, and you're like, Paul,
we figured that out when we were away together.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Done with it, I tell you. But I always keep
continuing to shop even when I'm done.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, because you never know.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I bought the nuns some like cute because what do
you buy nuns like? So I bought them some furry blank.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But what do you mean you're.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yes, we have some nuns that have recently come to town,
and I wanted to make them feel at home. I
bought them like really nice fuzzy blankets.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They deserve that too.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So you know, they're very strict on what they wear,
what they buy and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So so who else do you buy presents for?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I have the women's shelter. I'll get the list.
I'm working on that list. So there's like ten families. Now,
kid's very busy around the holidays. Yeah, so we have
the dogs, to take care of and then the kids.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you sponsor a family ever?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Have you ever done that?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't sponsor a family. No, it's the shelter itself.
It's a little shelter. It's kind of forgotten about's in
Patterson and they need help, you know, they always need help.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But I actually aired.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
One of the one time I did a party there
and it aired, and I have gotten so much help
ever since. For this cute little place.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We sponsored a family one year. Boy, it's really eye opening.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And I tell you, I really don't know much.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I mean, they just told us, like, you know, it's
a family and had we went to deliver it and
it was it was probably a couple hours away where
they lived, and it was one of the kids was sick.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
With Oh, oh no, that's really bad.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And then we got to their house and it was
in a RV park. Ah, it was really like, oh,
it was just really they were so sweet and so thankful, appreciative.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you know what is it in
the streetcar named desire? She says, I always dependent on
the kindness of a stranger.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
M do you feel weird?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like I can't even go on Instagram right now? Just
all this Rob and Michelle Reiner stuff that's all over
and all the stuff that's coming out. It's just so heartbreaking.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It is.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I've been watching clips of him and his son speaking,
and I feel like he was a very loving father. Yeah,
and I feel his son was of course very troubled,
and I just it breaks my heart. You know, as
a parent, you don't know what can happen with your
(03:56):
children along the way, right. It may have nothing to
do with you, maybe because of you. There could be
so many different factors, environmental friends, just one bad hit
one day.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And what if people have made comments like, oh, he's
a monster and he's these things, and I'm like, he's
mentally sick, he's ill.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The son got a huge defense attorney. Yeah, well he
can afford it. He comes from a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah. I mean it's it's really sad and.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Jackson, this is going to be a very big case.
It's been a shit week. It's been a really shit
week for things.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, it's just so dev It just put me in
such a like ough.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's so sad the fact that the daughter had to
find her parents like that. So you know, you said
something the other day, you said that family lost three people.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They did.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Those kids that are surviving and family and friends just
like that's three people. Yeah, three people. His life will
never be the same.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
No, no, it's very very sad.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
The holidays, as good as they are, there's another side
to them.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, for sure, for sure. So well, let's get into
southern charm.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Let's get into it. So Patricia, she's just such as
just such a joy to watch.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Let me tell you, if I wanted to be someone
in my older years, I want to be Patricia.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Would you very witty she is?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Would you make your butler ring a gong before he
delivers your five o'clock cocktail or your five o'clock smoothie
or whatever it is that you have.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
If I have Patricia's money.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
When I have Patricia's money, I'm going to do whatever
I want to do.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Do we know where.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Patricia's money came from?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I feel like it's old money.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Generational wealth, something I don't have.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, it's obvious.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I mean, we probably wouldn't know to ask the the
butler to gong before he brings to let us know
that Hetail's dog does she droo?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But do you think she always does that her, He
just does that for TV.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I think that she's I think he always doesn't I
want to say, I think he always does.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Love to I would love to have her on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Just she's pretty amazing. She's very witty, she's very smart,
she's very funny.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And her son is so dry I know.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, so her husband was a billionaire who partnered.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
With Goldman's, so maybe it's not old money. But she's
had it for a damn long time.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, good for her. Good for her, she knew.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
How to work it. I love her.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Her friendship with Madison. Yeah, I think that Madison is
so cute and she comes over and she kind of
downloads Patricia on everything that's going on because you know,
her husband's not always in town. So I feel like
Patricia's like her go to like, you know, like Paul
is to you when you download him and I download
(07:14):
Eddie and Sophia. Well, let me ask.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You, isn't Madison's I thought Madison's husband was a fireman.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He is, but out of state. Oh, he's like he
fights wildfires and things like that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh. I think they met and he lived out of state,
so he travels back and forth. I didn't know it's
tough to transfer as a firefighter.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I never heard that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay, yeah, I'm like, well, why doesn't he just transfer
over to where they live? But I heard it's it's
not that easy, or maybe he's waiting to transfer. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh, well, they have a beautiful life at some house
they bought.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Huh yeah, yeah, four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We got a little inside on Patricia talking about her
delivery of her son, and she said it was a
want and done after a couple days of labor and
no epidural.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh no, you are mad.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Days.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, I did it. I went through it. You didn't
have an epidural.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
They didn't do that back then when I had Ryan.
You got to realize, right Ryan, he said, be forty
this month.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Stop. I didn't realize he was forty.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah. So I was in labor for twenty four hours.
And now, mind you, I went in there at eighteen
years old and I weighed one hundred and twenty three pounds,
delivering nine months pregnant. I was a tiny little thing
and I just had a hell of a time. But
there I broke blood.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They would have gave you. They would have gave you
a sea section. Now, they wouldn't have. I was a halfway.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I was being wheeled up to go to have a
sea section, and they were they they were flying somebody
in to do the sea section.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
We slited it in the first place, right because you
were a tiny first pregnancy and he was eight cons Oh,
come on, see, thank god they have pery natologists these days.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
On hand, she also said she didn't breastfeed.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
She tried for like twenty seconds or something like that,
and she's like, noope, this ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I never tried.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I give everyone the utmost credit and respect that does,
but I am also.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh my god, I breastfeed each kid for a year.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yes, no, never did that. Didn't try it, didn't even
think of it as being an option. I didn't have
a lot of experience with someone telling me what to
do when you got pregnant or during the pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
How old were you when you had your first child?
Twenty four, No, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You're relatively young.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, relatively young coming from a place where those things
were very private and never talked about. Yeah, so that
wasn't something like, honestly one not to be you know,
weird but my shirt was wet one day and I
didn't know why.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's how little I knew. The first time I was
ever at a guynecologist was when I was pregnant.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Wow. Well, she goes up madisone's there with Patricia and
she's kind of downloading her on the whole you know,
craig behavioral situation, and how he's in this little bit
of a love triangle with Charlie and Sally. But as
time goes on, I don't see him that interested in Sally.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
He looks like he's got the hots for Charlie. I
see a very near ending to this friendship. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And then so she's telling her about howther in the
hot tub and you know, for hours, and Patricia's like.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What happened to having sex hours? All night?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I know, all night? What happened to having sex in
a bed?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Well, they didn't say she said it's cleaner, didn't she.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, It's like she's like, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And I'm like, she's right, he's right. But it's why
he's not bringing her in the house. He's afraid she
won't leave. Probably she looks a little bit like a
she's gonna be mad, but like a clinger stage five.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
To say it isn't so tell me, tell me how
you really feel about Sally.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I think Sally is right now she's not being a
good friend to Vanita. I mean, she has the right
to want to be with somebody or all right, But
Vanita's just trying to say, you are getting yourself into
hot water here. You're getting he's not ready for you,
not going to be This isn't going to be a
(11:41):
great ending, and she just does not care.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
There's more men in this in the South than one guy. Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I think she said, there's not that many guys over there,
and they're a small little.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Towns from connext town, right.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm just saying, in your car and drive down the street.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I don't believe that there is only one like a
handful of single guys. And they're not as good looking
as Craig. I mean, Craig looks good right now, but
he's a wounded bird.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Girls.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
But she also she also said she liked Austin.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Another one stop fishing in the same pond as a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Has Sally been with? Shep no, but why is not
she going for yes?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yes? Yes, I thought she has. Sally has been with
Shep and now she's got the hots for Craig. And
she said, when Austin was done, he's gonna needs he's
gonna need her pussy effects pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Right nice.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh, let's get into the whole.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It starts out at Craig's parties.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Doctor Joseph Michaels from Maryland. You can go there and
get one.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
So Craig's getting ready to bro this Memorial Day party.
He's making pina coladas, but you know the kind with
the frozen machine and all that stuff. He rented one
of those, or maybe even purchased it because that's what
Charlie likes. It's Charlie's favorite, a frozen pina colada.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh, Charlie's good to get the frozen pina colada. The
penis coladas is coladas. So Charlie's good enough for the
penis coladas, but Sally's good enough for the all night
hot tub stack.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Hot water.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Let's go on going.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But Craig says he is worried that Austin won't come
to his party because of their fight. Big chance of
that happening, But he's at his girlfriend's house, so it's happening.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, he's got to make up.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
He's got to go kiss some ass because he wasn't
playing nice on the beach.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
No, he wasn't playing nice at all.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And then over at Vanina's house, she's face timing with Austin.
He went to Charlotte to be at Audrey and to
bring over his new little pussies.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah, he left the one pussy behind.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
No, no good. She's a nice girl, Audrey.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, well it didn't last long because now he's he's
moved on.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I know, well, why would you think it would last long?
I don't think she was being treated very nice.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
He's probably gonna end up with Sally.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Let me tell you, I am Wisa shit my pants.
When Madison said I think she likes Austin, because she said,
what did she say? She goes, oh, are they are
Craig and Sally a couple? And then Madison goes, I
think she likes Austin. I would have been, now we're
(14:50):
getting up and we're fucking leaving. Sally, you're a fucking
horror Okay, Like I would be like, I'm at this
party and this is going on behind my back. No,
don't make a fool out of me, Menji like it's
not okay, but yeah, but don't make a fool out
of me in front of your friends. He wasn't talking
(15:11):
nice about her. He's like, yeah, so I'm not going
to get married. Yeah, I love that I only see
her once a week or once every other week. Like,
he just wasn't being nice to her.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He wasn't being nice, and I couldn't imagine her watching back,
you know, watching the show and seeing that being like,
what a jerk?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Like this guy really doesn't nice? You know what's nice?
I don't like that. And guess what happens now, Karma.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, Well, Austin called Shep yesterday to hash things out,
and Shep did apologize, which was nice. Venita feels like
Shep is being a real friend, but Craig isn't.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Well.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Venita just doesn't like Craig, like she hasn't. Even we
see her try to move forward a little bit with him,
which was very the history is it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
One specific thing?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I need to watch what Happens live? Something happened on
watch it happens.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
But I've seen you. Yeah, she took a page's.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Sigh and he didn't like it, and it really wasn't
anything that deep as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
But what did happen to notice that Sierra has joined
the chat She's got for Craig now too.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
And she is, oh shit, what did she say? What's
her problem with Craig?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Well, Sierra and Paige are like sisters right right her.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So she's just sticking up for her.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
She like, she's just like she's just going in.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And then she's saying, you know, things about Vania, like
she's like sticking up for Vanina too.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Oohoo. Okay, So Molly calls her mom, but her dad
answered instead, Mom's not therapy, Mom's yes. So Molly's recording
a song and she's singing at this time, not playing
the tuba, She's actually singing. I caught it on social media.
There was like a longer clip of her singing.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
She has a really good voice.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I mean, I don't know if she's any Taylor Swift,
but she's got a great voice.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Well, her parents are those type of parents that go,
you're the best at everything, You're the greatest. Not like
our parents, Like your mom says, like you look like
you smashed your face on your motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yes, like my parents don't never talk like that to me.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
They no, No, she's an only child, I think too,
not that it means no. And I noticed in the
family picture it's just those two in her and they
seem like older parents, like they probably had more patience
for her and.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Her parents at the same age as my parents. Her parents, right, yea, yeah,
they look like they're old. They had her later in
life for.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Sure, So I'm saying she's a later in life baby,
where I think you have more patients later in life
as a parent, Like as a young parent, you're trying
to do so many different things in juggle life and
bills and houses and what's next and social and all
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I think older parents just like grandparents, they just enjoy
it more.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, I could set it wrong. I know you're right,
there's a huge difference. There's twenty years between Sophia and Ryan.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh Molly was adopt did oh she was adopted? I
didn't know that, Okay, sense to me? Yeah, yeah. They
seem like lovely parents, yeah, for sure, and they're very
supportive of her.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
So then Charlie goes to Sally's house and they're going
to bake a cake. Isn't that cute. It's like they
find things to do. Producers are like, can you go
to can you go to Sally's house? And then can
you guys just like bake a cake.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Your closet, Can you wash your car? Can do some
baby gifts?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Can you do something other than just sit there in
your house?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Well that's nice. I think the editing.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I have to say, editing is very good in Southern charm.
I like it, and I think their houses are so adorable.
They're some of my favorite house in the world.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
But I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It's so cute and pink and rose gold and all
these things in your house. I want you to decorate
my house, Okay, I well and not Paul would never.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What are you? Are you moving?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Are you staying in that house?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I want to move?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, you told me you wanted to can't.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Find can't find a house right now?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Really? Is the market that hard right now? To find house?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Very very hard?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
And did you happen to nose Hilario Baldwin is moving
to Jersey?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I actually DMed her. I was like I raised my
kids and Franklin Lake's loved it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You might like it.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I wonder why they're moving to Jersey. I don't know
where do they live now in the city. Yeah, and
they have a place in the Hamptons too, Right.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
How many kids do they have all together?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Even seven they have together? And then he's got other kids, Like,
it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That is too much for me, too much for me.
And another thing, I don't do you want chickens?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh, let's talk about that for a second.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
So I think Craig is just playing whoever's in front
of him at the time, Like he's talking to Sally
about chickens and they're gonna go look for chickens. Yeah,
he's making a Penis Colada drink for Charlie.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You know. It's like, you can't just put around here.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You can't just put chickens in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I think there maybe maybe they're but here.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm like, if I put chickens in my backyard, the
hoa would be over here so quick.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I think over there. I mean I wouldn't even attempt it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I think it would be cool for like one week
and then you'll be like, oh my god, I got
to clean the pin I got it, you know, you
know Julius right and does the hair everyone's hair in
New York. He's got like fifteen chickens in his two
acre really branch he has, and they're like the super
cute ones with the big giant like feathers that go
(20:47):
up mohawks, and they're white and they're like designer chickens
and they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I love that for them, but it's not for me.
It's enough.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I got a chinchilla, dogs and cats or an hat,
two cats, five dogs.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Well, it looks like he talked Sally into getting chickens
and they're going to go pick out chickens together.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
If he told Sally to go stand in traffic, she
would right now because she's hot for that day.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I mean, I know, right if I was Charlie, I'd
be so happy that Craig.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
She's willing to get friends for him, not one. She's
willing to give up two girlfriends for him. That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
This is weird, and you actually hear in confessional. I
think it was where Charlie is saying she is attracted
to Craig, but she's not saying that to Sally.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I saw that on the couch, but then in her
but in her confessional. She's she's already doing the buildup
to justify that she's going to screw her friend over
because she put dips on him first.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Sally put dips on him first.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
She's saying, yeah, so I just don't think about myself enough.
But I'm gonna real soon when I steal Craig from Sally.
This is getting dirty.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's gonna get ugly.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Here for it one that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Ain't no way.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
There's enough to go around girls, and you are both
really pretty with good bodies.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You can really great bodies.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Find a lot of You don't have to fight over
one guy. And you guys are like sisters, your new
friendship and it's going so deep that you guys just
connected and you're going to each other.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
So you're going to fight over Craig. Craig, of all people,
he looks good.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
His hair is really nice. He looked amazing at Bravo Khan.
He was very He's a good look happy, and he
is dating somebody now he said it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
He is.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Do we know who?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Mm hmm, I'd like to know.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well Over at Craig's Memorial Day party is the first
to arrive and he's a nice little house for himself
of very nice backyard.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
See what I mean. The houses are nice. They're all
their houses are very clean.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
He has a really nice backyard. I would like to
put that backyard in this house, but I don't think
we're going to stay.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
But he that pools.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I think the whole backyard's knew because I think last
season he was building the pool. But then he's got
like a garden and he's got.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
He's getting his money's worth right in the bees.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
But why were they why they have the noodles stuffed
in the waterfalls in the pool.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Like it, Like Madison said, it's it's he did it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's a man, but he has that house.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
But assistant, his assistant is gay, right yeah, and he's
step it up over there. I know, you know, you
could put the gay touch on it. It's going to
be just as good, if not better than a woman's touch.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I agree with that one hundred percent. So the chef
is the first one to show up. He's got a
little bag with his uh Speedo in it, which I
can't even erasee that the same.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I actually have an eagle's nest in the backyard. I'm
very into eagles. I think they're the most majestic, beautiful birds.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
In the world.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
And now and then to top it off, he had
to stuff it. Oh my goodness, that's not saying much
because that was like an anacondy in there.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, there was no anacond.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
It looked like a beak at best. Stuffed. It was
an eagle. The eagle has landed. It was a bald eagle.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It was a bald eagle, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It was tiny, tiny, one of those.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh can you please post a picture of him in it?
He'll never do it, could you imagine?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
If I get him drunk enough, just don't tell him
you're taking a picture. Hey babe, put this on.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
My God, he is so strict with what goes on
social media.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
So Craig's pissed off.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
He thinks his actions were justified at the previous party,
at Wittner's party.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I guess if he thinks that that was justified, you
want the truth in New Jersey, that would be justified
because he was getting his bulls busted.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He wasn't bothering anybody. He was just in there and there.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Then you know, Austin started saying stuff about the hot top.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah, now.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
He had to come in for the kill and say, listen,
I know information that can destroy your life or.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
That Whols and you know why that puts Shep on
the spot. I will be mad about that. See if
I tell you something and you ever reped it, you're
dead to me.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah. I liked what he did.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I did not like that zero tiriends Craig, you lost
me there. I don't care that you're going to break
up the two friends, three friends, Vanita, Sally whatever, they're
all going to hate each other by the end of
the season.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't even that's on them everything. I even almost
liked you.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I was still on your side even when he was
when you were getting mad. But when you threw something
Shep said to you in his face, and that was wrong.
In Austin's face, that was wrong. Sorry, done. I will
never tell you anything again.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, well Vanita, nobody should tell Venita anything as well.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
That's because fucked up to Vanina. That's not nice.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, this is very fucked up, because it's like, first
of all, you shouldn't be talking spreading information about somebody's
pink parts.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Well it's just so hard not to say, but let
me ask you something.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Did Molly tell Venita? Who told Venita?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
So Molly heard that Sally was talking shit about her vagina?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Bad? I know?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Okay, so Vanita and Mitch. She's the one who told
her about the nip tuck.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
So Molly, but who told Vanita?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Mollie told Vanita about it, and then Vanita went and
told Sally about it, and then Sally brought it up.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
So not nice you're telling. Okay, Vanita, so you're gonna
tell Sally something? Who's stabbing you in the back with Craig?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
But what why is it Sally's fault?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Vanita is the one that had the big mouth. She
should have never said anything. I think it's Vanita's fault,
not Sally's.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
One hundred percent. Vanitas the one that repeated it. Sorry,
that's wrong, I know.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Then Molly and Sally get into it after you know,
they're going at it with each other, and then Molly
tells her you've always been shitty, You're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
That's because Molly doesn't like her. That's why she was
harder on her than she was to Bevanita.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
So she's kind of young to be having vaginal rejuvenation show.
So I've never had anything like that done.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Mollie looks like Jennifer Lawrence a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Mollie looks like a little bit, yeah, a.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Little little bit. So yeah, no, so I've had that done, and.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
But why do you have it done?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, it's just like anything. It was.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Honestly, I did not have a very bad case of
anything like she had. As she goes, I had my laby,
I removed, if you want to just make it new
and nice, like turn back the miles, I guess you want.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
To call it.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Does that mean it hangs out?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
No? Yeah, I mean some people do. Some people have that.
That wasn't really an issue for me. I just wanted
to like a freshen up. I was getting some other
work done, so I said to him, I heard, you know,
you're good at this, and he's like, yeah, I do
them all day.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I said, well, while you're at it.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm going to have to take a better look at
mine with the mirror.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's bad thing. It's not a bad thing. But yeah,
she is young.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But I couldn't imagine you're like select cutting stuff off
down there.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's like new, Why not.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Doesn't it like effect like sensitivity or anything like that,
And how's the recovery of something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Well, when the stitches started to.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Like come out, they were plastic and it felt like
somebody took a round bristle brush.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
And that was the worst. It wasn't the pain of it,
it was the discomfort of it. Oh my, it was
like porcupine needles.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
And how long do you have to wait before you
can use that vagina?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I think it's like three weeks or something. What do
you care? Are you using it every single day time?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
No? I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I felt like.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It's like a big deal, Like how long do I
have to wait?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I don't think I could do a day.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
No, I can wait a few months. I'm fine, and
you're good.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You're good if you want to do it, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
So Molly was pissed off and she's yelling and she's.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Let's not forget what actually okay?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
So Mollie took her savings from twenty nineteen amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I'm glad you put it to good use.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
But they were saying, sugar Daddy was paying where's the shirt?
I'm always up for a good Sugar Daddy story. I
actually look at you give me sugar daddy's, you know,
the guy with the big stomach would have really hot
like she looks like Russian or a Polish model in
the in the in the ocean, and it's like there's
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like a saying like do your homework or something.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't even know, but.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Right now, I'm talking about sugar daddies. I'm into the
whole sugar daddy memes and stories.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I love that, oh you are.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, Like they have them on Instagram, Like they'll have
like not a meme, but like a like a post
that'll say something about a really beautiful woman being with
like some old man with a big belly and and
a like speedo on and.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I just like Bronwin.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, yeah, Mollie. Can you just let us in on
the sugar daddy.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Got enough money in the world, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
So they're saying she had a sugar daddy. She's saying
she spent her own hard earned money to get it done.
Nowadays she can get it done for free because any
doctor will get do it for her because she's on TV.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, now it's over. Now you have to did you
have to pay for your niptock.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Do you have a sugar?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Hey, I pay it? Yeah, no, no, no, no, I
pay at the time.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I paid before you were on TV or after on TV.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
No, But I wasn't sure if I was going to
talk about it or not.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
And then I was on a bunch of painkillers for
something else that I had done. At the same time,
I was on like watch what Happens Live, like during
COVID with Andy, and I just like blurted it out.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh my goodness, Well, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
But you know what I should be transparent. Well, then
show us a picture. Oh, don't get crazy or it
after picture, don't get crazy.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Now you always know, Like after surgery and you're on
a lot of medication, you're like, it's the.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Time in my life sometimes I just want to get
surgery so I can be looped out like for the
next couple of days.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
And then you get excited when you find like a
like a pain killer in the bottom of your bag,
like a year later in your purse or something like
whoa yes, yes, hot dog.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
So Chef comes out wearing a bald eagle speedo gun
holsters and a George Washington wig.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well what's Memorial Day?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
But this is not a turn on at all. I'm
sorry shep not a turn on? Yeah, no, nope, And
I can't unsee that. And I feel like there's gonna
be memes about it, and I feel like it's gonna
be all over social media. Well, let's see, it's hard
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to look at Sorry, he shot the beak.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It didn't look that big to me.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
So then Madison confronts Craig about his drinking, and I
think somebody neats anger towards Austin the other night. I mean,
he gets drunk and he gets loud and mean and nasty.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
So I remember Vanita said, I know what it's like
when he gets nasty because he has gotten nasty with her,
and they did flashbacks. They did show when he gets
overly nasty. Yeah, and he knows Sally's good for him. Well,
he knows it.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Because he has reached out to his therapist because he
didn't like his own behavior. So it's a good thing
that he acknowledges it. Like you said, he's kind of wounded.
He's not overpaid yet. He probably is now, but back
then it was too soon after they had split up.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
It was four months or yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, so he was still a wounded was still a
wounded little eagle.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And then here comes Sally the Hawk, Yeah, swirling around.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
And then Charlie and then Charlie. Women can be not
good something else so included.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah. Yeah, So Venita leaves and gives Craig a kiss
on the cheek.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's like, what are you doing? You keep talking?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
She brings some presents. Then she brings them like, is
that like a mind fuck game?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
She think it's a perfunctory No, it's a perfunctory kiss
on the cheek. She was invited not in the group.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
She's been so vocal about not wanting to be around him,
and now she's bringing them presents and kissing them on.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
The face, which she looks too faced.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I think that. See, I'm gonna take it differently. I'm
going to take a different stance on Venita here her
friend group. Okay, he went as far as to invite her,
not to have her left out. She did the right
thing by coming. This is called cohabitating.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Kissing him come by is the right thing to do
when you leave someone's house that they did not get
in a fight there.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, but what made her totally change because so far
this whole season, I'm like, please just move on, Vanita,
or have a conversation with him, because you're built up
anger towards him and trying to ignore him, but talk
about him to other people is getting annoying. So now
she's kind of changed her approach and she's bringing them
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presents and kissing him, and so maybe next week we'll
see them doing a little sit down.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I think they need to sit down or she can
end up like Sally in the house in the hot tub,
because that's how they ended the party, Sally in the
night in Craig's hot tub once again.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Do you think she's boning him?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh, one hundred thousand percent.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
But she's okay. But if she's doing that, she can
see he's more into Charlie.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well maybe she thinks if she keeps owning him then.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
He'll be more into her. You know, there's that old saying.
These girls think I could change your mind, but we need.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
To get how you change so we can talk to
you about it. Well, see if she bummed them.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Is she going to tell the truth by now she'll
tell the truth.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Maybe we don't know. Well I don't know. Well that's
all we got for you today, Guys, I think that
was a lot. Well until next week, Dolores, until probably
I'll be talking to you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
I believe I want to hear when I see you
next week that you've looked into getting a new vagina.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
There you go, you can fit it in a stocking.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Well, then he needs to get a new wiener.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Enjoy. I'm going to go do some Christmas shopping now.
I am too.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I've got to go pick up some gifts I ordered
at Nordstrom. So all right, guys, thank you for tuning
in to another episode of to Teas in a Pod
chow
Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas
in a Pod.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm here with Delores and Hi. Hi, I'm so into this.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You are you are the vagina stuff and everything. You're
into it right.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Not so much that I mean like she's young to
have that done, just saying I know, did she feel
the need to.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't know. We're going to get into that though,
but we're gonna be recapping Southern Charm episode five. Now,
what are you up to? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh? So, where were you?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Frankie screwed up my schedule today, Frankie, Frankie, It's all
Frankie Funicelli's fault. Frank to be added appointment in the
city that I could not. I would have lost money if.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I didn't go. It was a lot of money for
this face thing I'm doing. You know what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You could be mad at Frankie for two seconds, but
once say her Frankie, fuon and Challie name like her first.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I like, just's so cute and she's so nice.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And I trust that girl with my life. And we
all thought that once in a while.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, we all screw up once in a while, so
it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So how's the quil Thank you for your patience.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
How's the Christmas shopping going?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Come on you better than that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'll be doing it the day before because that's a function.
I'm like, Etty, oh my god, and you're like, Paul,
we figured that out when we were away together.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Done with it, I tell you. But I always keep
continuing to shop even when I'm done.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, because you never know.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I bought the nuns some like cute because what do
you buy nuns like? So I bought them some furry blank.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But what do you mean you're.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yes, we have some nuns that have recently come to town,
and I wanted to make them feel at home. I
bought them like really nice fuzzy blankets.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They deserve that too.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So you know, they're very strict on what they wear,
what they buy and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So so who else do you buy presents for?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I have the women's shelter. I'll get the list.
I'm working on that list. So there's like ten families. Now,
kid's very busy around the holidays. Yeah, so we have
the dogs, to take care of and then the kids.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you sponsor a family ever?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Have you ever done that?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't sponsor a family. No, it's the shelter itself.
It's a little shelter. It's kind of forgotten about's in
Patterson and they need help, you know, they always need help.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But I actually aired.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
One of the one time I did a party there
and it aired, and I have gotten so much help
ever since. For this cute little place.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We sponsored a family one year. Boy, it's really eye opening.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And I tell you, I really don't know much.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I mean, they just told us, like, you know, it's
a family and had we went to deliver it and
it was it was probably a couple hours away where
they lived, and it was one of the kids was sick.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
With Oh, oh no, that's really bad.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And then we got to their house and it was
in a RV park. Ah, it was really like, oh,
it was just really they were so sweet and so thankful, appreciative.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you know what is it in
the streetcar named desire? She says, I always dependent on
the kindness of a stranger.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
M do you feel weird?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like I can't even go on Instagram right now? Just
all this Rob and Michelle Reiner stuff that's all over
and all the stuff that's coming out. It's just so heartbreaking.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It is.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I've been watching clips of him and his son speaking,
and I feel like he was a very loving father. Yeah,
and I feel his son was of course very troubled,
and I just it breaks my heart. You know, as
a parent, you don't know what can happen with your
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children along the way, right. It may have nothing to
do with you, maybe because of you. There could be
so many different factors, environmental friends, just one bad hit
one day.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And what if people have made comments like, oh, he's
a monster and he's these things, and I'm like, he's
mentally sick, he's ill.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The son got a huge defense attorney. Yeah, well he
can afford it. He comes from a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah. I mean it's it's really sad and.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Jackson, this is going to be a very big case.
It's been a shit week. It's been a really shit
week for things.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, it's just so dev It just put me in
such a like ough.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's so sad the fact that the daughter had to
find her parents like that. So you know, you said
something the other day, you said that family lost three people.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They did.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Those kids that are surviving and family and friends just
like that's three people. Yeah, three people. His life will
never be the same.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
No, no, it's very very sad.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
The holidays, as good as they are, there's another side
to them.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, for sure, for sure. So well, let's get into
southern charm.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Let's get into it. So Patricia, she's just such as
just such a joy to watch.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Let me tell you, if I wanted to be someone
in my older years, I want to be Patricia.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Would you very witty she is?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Would you make your butler ring a gong before he
delivers your five o'clock cocktail or your five o'clock smoothie
or whatever it is that you have.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
If I have Patricia's money.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
When I have Patricia's money, I'm going to do whatever
I want to do.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Do we know where.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Patricia's money came from?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I feel like it's old money.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Generational wealth, something I don't have.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, it's obvious.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I mean, we probably wouldn't know to ask the the
butler to gong before he brings to let us know
that Hetail's dog does she droo?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But do you think she always does that her, He
just does that for TV.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I think that she's I think he always doesn't I
want to say, I think he always does.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Love to I would love to have her on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Just she's pretty amazing. She's very witty, she's very smart,
she's very funny.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And her son is so dry I know.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, so her husband was a billionaire who partnered.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
With Goldman's, so maybe it's not old money. But she's
had it for a damn long time.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, good for her. Good for her, she knew.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
How to work it. I love her.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Her friendship with Madison. Yeah, I think that Madison is
so cute and she comes over and she kind of
downloads Patricia on everything that's going on because you know,
her husband's not always in town. So I feel like
Patricia's like her go to like, you know, like Paul
is to you when you download him and I download
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Eddie and Sophia. Well, let me ask.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You, isn't Madison's I thought Madison's husband was a fireman.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He is, but out of state. Oh, he's like he
fights wildfires and things like that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh. I think they met and he lived out of state,
so he travels back and forth. I didn't know it's
tough to transfer as a firefighter.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I never heard that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay, yeah, I'm like, well, why doesn't he just transfer
over to where they live? But I heard it's it's
not that easy, or maybe he's waiting to transfer. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh, well, they have a beautiful life at some house
they bought.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Huh yeah, yeah, four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We got a little inside on Patricia talking about her
delivery of her son, and she said it was a
want and done after a couple days of labor and
no epidural.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh no, you are mad.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Days.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, I did it. I went through it. You didn't
have an epidural.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
They didn't do that back then when I had Ryan.
You got to realize, right Ryan, he said, be forty
this month.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Stop. I didn't realize he was forty.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah. So I was in labor for twenty four hours.
And now, mind you, I went in there at eighteen
years old and I weighed one hundred and twenty three pounds,
delivering nine months pregnant. I was a tiny little thing
and I just had a hell of a time. But
there I broke blood.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They would have gave you. They would have gave you
a sea section. Now, they wouldn't have. I was a halfway.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I was being wheeled up to go to have a
sea section, and they were they they were flying somebody
in to do the sea section.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
We slited it in the first place, right because you
were a tiny first pregnancy and he was eight cons Oh,
come on, see, thank god they have pery natologists these days.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
On hand, she also said she didn't breastfeed.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
She tried for like twenty seconds or something like that,
and she's like, noope, this ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I never tried.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I give everyone the utmost credit and respect that does,
but I am also.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh my god, I breastfeed each kid for a year.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yes, no, never did that. Didn't try it, didn't even
think of it as being an option. I didn't have
a lot of experience with someone telling me what to
do when you got pregnant or during the pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
How old were you when you had your first child?
Twenty four, No, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You're relatively young.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, relatively young coming from a place where those things
were very private and never talked about. Yeah, so that
wasn't something like, honestly one not to be you know,
weird but my shirt was wet one day and I
didn't know why.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's how little I knew. The first time I was
ever at a guynecologist was when I was pregnant.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Wow. Well, she goes up madisone's there with Patricia and
she's kind of downloading her on the whole you know,
craig behavioral situation, and how he's in this little bit
of a love triangle with Charlie and Sally. But as
time goes on, I don't see him that interested in Sally.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
He looks like he's got the hots for Charlie. I
see a very near ending to this friendship. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And then so she's telling her about howther in the
hot tub and you know, for hours, and Patricia's like.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What happened to having sex hours? All night?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I know, all night? What happened to having sex in
a bed?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Well, they didn't say she said it's cleaner, didn't she.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, It's like she's like, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And I'm like, she's right, he's right. But it's why
he's not bringing her in the house. He's afraid she
won't leave. Probably she looks a little bit like a
she's gonna be mad, but like a clinger stage five.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
To say it isn't so tell me, tell me how
you really feel about Sally.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I think Sally is right now she's not being a
good friend to Vanita. I mean, she has the right
to want to be with somebody or all right, But
Vanita's just trying to say, you are getting yourself into
hot water here. You're getting he's not ready for you,
not going to be This isn't going to be a
(11:41):
great ending, and she just does not care.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
There's more men in this in the South than one guy. Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I think she said, there's not that many guys over there,
and they're a small little.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Towns from connext town, right.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm just saying, in your car and drive down the street.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I don't believe that there is only one like a
handful of single guys. And they're not as good looking
as Craig. I mean, Craig looks good right now, but
he's a wounded bird.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Girls.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
But she also she also said she liked Austin.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Another one stop fishing in the same pond as a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Has Sally been with? Shep no, but why is not
she going for yes?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yes? Yes, I thought she has. Sally has been with
Shep and now she's got the hots for Craig. And
she said, when Austin was done, he's gonna needs he's
gonna need her pussy effects pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Right nice.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh, let's get into the whole.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It starts out at Craig's parties.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Doctor Joseph Michaels from Maryland. You can go there and
get one.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
So Craig's getting ready to bro this Memorial Day party.
He's making pina coladas, but you know the kind with
the frozen machine and all that stuff. He rented one
of those, or maybe even purchased it because that's what
Charlie likes. It's Charlie's favorite, a frozen pina colada.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh, Charlie's good to get the frozen pina colada. The
penis coladas is coladas. So Charlie's good enough for the
penis coladas, but Sally's good enough for the all night
hot tub stack.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Hot water.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Let's go on going.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But Craig says he is worried that Austin won't come
to his party because of their fight. Big chance of
that happening, But he's at his girlfriend's house, so it's happening.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, he's got to make up.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
He's got to go kiss some ass because he wasn't
playing nice on the beach.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
No, he wasn't playing nice at all.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And then over at Vanina's house, she's face timing with Austin.
He went to Charlotte to be at Audrey and to
bring over his new little pussies.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah, he left the one pussy behind.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
No, no good. She's a nice girl, Audrey.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, well it didn't last long because now he's he's
moved on.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I know, well, why would you think it would last long?
I don't think she was being treated very nice.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
He's probably gonna end up with Sally.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Let me tell you, I am Wisa shit my pants.
When Madison said I think she likes Austin, because she said,
what did she say? She goes, oh, are they are
Craig and Sally a couple? And then Madison goes, I
think she likes Austin. I would have been, now we're
(14:50):
getting up and we're fucking leaving. Sally, you're a fucking
horror Okay, Like I would be like, I'm at this
party and this is going on behind my back. No,
don't make a fool out of me, Menji like it's
not okay, but yeah, but don't make a fool out
of me in front of your friends. He wasn't talking
(15:11):
nice about her. He's like, yeah, so I'm not going
to get married. Yeah, I love that I only see
her once a week or once every other week. Like,
he just wasn't being nice to her.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He wasn't being nice, and I couldn't imagine her watching back,
you know, watching the show and seeing that being like,
what a jerk?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Like this guy really doesn't nice? You know what's nice?
I don't like that. And guess what happens now, Karma.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, Well, Austin called Shep yesterday to hash things out,
and Shep did apologize, which was nice. Venita feels like
Shep is being a real friend, but Craig isn't.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Well.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Venita just doesn't like Craig, like she hasn't. Even we
see her try to move forward a little bit with him,
which was very the history is it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
One specific thing?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I need to watch what Happens live? Something happened on
watch it happens.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
But I've seen you. Yeah, she took a page's.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Sigh and he didn't like it, and it really wasn't
anything that deep as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
But what did happen to notice that Sierra has joined
the chat She's got for Craig now too.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
And she is, oh shit, what did she say? What's
her problem with Craig?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Well, Sierra and Paige are like sisters right right her.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So she's just sticking up for her.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
She like, she's just like she's just going in.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And then she's saying, you know, things about Vania, like
she's like sticking up for Vanina too.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Oohoo. Okay, So Molly calls her mom, but her dad
answered instead, Mom's not therapy, Mom's yes. So Molly's recording
a song and she's singing at this time, not playing
the tuba, She's actually singing. I caught it on social media.
There was like a longer clip of her singing.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
She has a really good voice.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I mean, I don't know if she's any Taylor Swift,
but she's got a great voice.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Well, her parents are those type of parents that go,
you're the best at everything, You're the greatest. Not like
our parents, Like your mom says, like you look like
you smashed your face on your motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yes, like my parents don't never talk like that to me.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
They no, No, she's an only child, I think too,
not that it means no. And I noticed in the
family picture it's just those two in her and they
seem like older parents, like they probably had more patience
for her and.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Her parents at the same age as my parents. Her parents, right, yea, yeah,
they look like they're old. They had her later in
life for.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Sure, So I'm saying she's a later in life baby,
where I think you have more patients later in life
as a parent, Like as a young parent, you're trying
to do so many different things in juggle life and
bills and houses and what's next and social and all
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I think older parents just like grandparents, they just enjoy
it more.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, I could set it wrong. I know you're right,
there's a huge difference. There's twenty years between Sophia and Ryan.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh Molly was adopt did oh she was adopted? I
didn't know that, Okay, sense to me? Yeah, yeah. They
seem like lovely parents, yeah, for sure, and they're very
supportive of her.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
So then Charlie goes to Sally's house and they're going
to bake a cake. Isn't that cute. It's like they
find things to do. Producers are like, can you go
to can you go to Sally's house? And then can
you guys just like bake a cake.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Your closet, Can you wash your car? Can do some
baby gifts?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Can you do something other than just sit there in
your house?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Well that's nice. I think the editing.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I have to say, editing is very good in Southern charm.
I like it, and I think their houses are so adorable.
They're some of my favorite house in the world.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
But I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It's so cute and pink and rose gold and all
these things in your house. I want you to decorate
my house, Okay, I well and not Paul would never.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What are you? Are you moving?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Are you staying in that house?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I want to move?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, you told me you wanted to can't.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Find can't find a house right now?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Really? Is the market that hard right now? To find house?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Very very hard?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
And did you happen to nose Hilario Baldwin is moving
to Jersey?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I actually DMed her. I was like I raised my
kids and Franklin Lake's loved it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You might like it.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I wonder why they're moving to Jersey. I don't know
where do they live now in the city. Yeah, and
they have a place in the Hamptons too, Right.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
How many kids do they have all together?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Even seven they have together? And then he's got other kids, Like,
it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That is too much for me, too much for me.
And another thing, I don't do you want chickens?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh, let's talk about that for a second.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
So I think Craig is just playing whoever's in front
of him at the time, Like he's talking to Sally
about chickens and they're gonna go look for chickens. Yeah,
he's making a Penis Colada drink for Charlie.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You know. It's like, you can't just put around here.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You can't just put chickens in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I think there maybe maybe they're but here.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm like, if I put chickens in my backyard, the
hoa would be over here so quick.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I think over there. I mean I wouldn't even attempt it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I think it would be cool for like one week
and then you'll be like, oh my god, I got
to clean the pin I got it, you know, you
know Julius right and does the hair everyone's hair in
New York. He's got like fifteen chickens in his two
acre really branch he has, and they're like the super
cute ones with the big giant like feathers that go
(20:47):
up mohawks, and they're white and they're like designer chickens
and they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I love that for them, but it's not for me.
It's enough.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I got a chinchilla, dogs and cats or an hat,
two cats, five dogs.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Well, it looks like he talked Sally into getting chickens
and they're going to go pick out chickens together.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
If he told Sally to go stand in traffic, she
would right now because she's hot for that day.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I mean, I know, right if I was Charlie, I'd
be so happy that Craig.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
She's willing to get friends for him, not one. She's
willing to give up two girlfriends for him. That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
This is weird, and you actually hear in confessional. I
think it was where Charlie is saying she is attracted
to Craig, but she's not saying that to Sally.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I saw that on the couch, but then in her
but in her confessional. She's she's already doing the buildup
to justify that she's going to screw her friend over
because she put dips on him first.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Sally put dips on him first.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
She's saying, yeah, so I just don't think about myself enough.
But I'm gonna real soon when I steal Craig from Sally.
This is getting dirty.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's gonna get ugly.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Here for it one that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Ain't no way.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
There's enough to go around girls, and you are both
really pretty with good bodies.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You can really great bodies.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Find a lot of You don't have to fight over
one guy. And you guys are like sisters, your new
friendship and it's going so deep that you guys just
connected and you're going to each other.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
So you're going to fight over Craig. Craig, of all people,
he looks good.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
His hair is really nice. He looked amazing at Bravo Khan.
He was very He's a good look happy, and he
is dating somebody now he said it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
He is.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Do we know who?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Mm hmm, I'd like to know.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well Over at Craig's Memorial Day party is the first
to arrive and he's a nice little house for himself
of very nice backyard.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
See what I mean. The houses are nice. They're all
their houses are very clean.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
He has a really nice backyard. I would like to
put that backyard in this house, but I don't think
we're going to stay.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
But he that pools.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I think the whole backyard's knew because I think last
season he was building the pool. But then he's got
like a garden and he's got.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
He's getting his money's worth right in the bees.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
But why were they why they have the noodles stuffed
in the waterfalls in the pool.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Like it, Like Madison said, it's it's he did it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's a man, but he has that house.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
But assistant, his assistant is gay, right yeah, and he's
step it up over there. I know, you know, you
could put the gay touch on it. It's going to
be just as good, if not better than a woman's touch.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I agree with that one hundred percent. So the chef
is the first one to show up. He's got a
little bag with his uh Speedo in it, which I
can't even erasee that the same.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I actually have an eagle's nest in the backyard. I'm
very into eagles. I think they're the most majestic, beautiful birds.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
In the world.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
And now and then to top it off, he had
to stuff it. Oh my goodness, that's not saying much
because that was like an anacondy in there.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, there was no anacond.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
It looked like a beak at best. Stuffed. It was
an eagle. The eagle has landed. It was a bald eagle.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It was a bald eagle, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It was tiny, tiny, one of those.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh can you please post a picture of him in it?
He'll never do it, could you imagine?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
If I get him drunk enough, just don't tell him
you're taking a picture. Hey babe, put this on.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
My God, he is so strict with what goes on
social media.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
So Craig's pissed off.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
He thinks his actions were justified at the previous party,
at Wittner's party.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I guess if he thinks that that was justified, you
want the truth in New Jersey, that would be justified
because he was getting his bulls busted.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He wasn't bothering anybody. He was just in there and there.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Then you know, Austin started saying stuff about the hot top.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah, now.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
He had to come in for the kill and say, listen,
I know information that can destroy your life or.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
That Whols and you know why that puts Shep on
the spot. I will be mad about that. See if
I tell you something and you ever reped it, you're
dead to me.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah. I liked what he did.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I did not like that zero tiriends Craig, you lost
me there. I don't care that you're going to break
up the two friends, three friends, Vanita, Sally whatever, they're
all going to hate each other by the end of
the season.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't even that's on them everything. I even almost
liked you.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I was still on your side even when he was
when you were getting mad. But when you threw something
Shep said to you in his face, and that was wrong.
In Austin's face, that was wrong. Sorry, done. I will
never tell you anything again.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, well Vanita, nobody should tell Venita anything as well.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
That's because fucked up to Vanina. That's not nice.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, this is very fucked up, because it's like, first
of all, you shouldn't be talking spreading information about somebody's
pink parts.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Well it's just so hard not to say, but let
me ask you something.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Did Molly tell Venita? Who told Venita?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
So Molly heard that Sally was talking shit about her vagina?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Bad? I know?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Okay, so Vanita and Mitch. She's the one who told
her about the nip tuck.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
So Molly, but who told Vanita?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Mollie told Vanita about it, and then Vanita went and
told Sally about it, and then Sally brought it up.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
So not nice you're telling. Okay, Vanita, so you're gonna
tell Sally something? Who's stabbing you in the back with Craig?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
But what why is it Sally's fault?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Vanita is the one that had the big mouth. She
should have never said anything. I think it's Vanita's fault,
not Sally's.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
One hundred percent. Vanitas the one that repeated it. Sorry,
that's wrong, I know.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Then Molly and Sally get into it after you know,
they're going at it with each other, and then Molly
tells her you've always been shitty, You're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
That's because Molly doesn't like her. That's why she was
harder on her than she was to Bevanita.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
So she's kind of young to be having vaginal rejuvenation show.
So I've never had anything like that done.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Mollie looks like Jennifer Lawrence a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Mollie looks like a little bit, yeah, a.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Little little bit. So yeah, no, so I've had that done, and.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
But why do you have it done?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, it's just like anything. It was.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Honestly, I did not have a very bad case of
anything like she had. As she goes, I had my laby,
I removed, if you want to just make it new
and nice, like turn back the miles, I guess you want.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
To call it.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Does that mean it hangs out?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
No? Yeah, I mean some people do. Some people have that.
That wasn't really an issue for me. I just wanted
to like a freshen up. I was getting some other
work done, so I said to him, I heard, you know,
you're good at this, and he's like, yeah, I do
them all day.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I said, well, while you're at it.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm going to have to take a better look at
mine with the mirror.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's bad thing. It's not a bad thing. But yeah,
she is young.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But I couldn't imagine you're like select cutting stuff off
down there.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's like new, Why not.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Doesn't it like effect like sensitivity or anything like that,
And how's the recovery of something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Well, when the stitches started to.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Like come out, they were plastic and it felt like
somebody took a round bristle brush.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
And that was the worst. It wasn't the pain of it,
it was the discomfort of it. Oh my, it was
like porcupine needles.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
And how long do you have to wait before you
can use that vagina?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I think it's like three weeks or something. What do
you care? Are you using it every single day time?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
No? I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I felt like.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It's like a big deal, Like how long do I
have to wait?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I don't think I could do a day.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
No, I can wait a few months. I'm fine, and
you're good.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You're good if you want to do it, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
So Molly was pissed off and she's yelling and she's.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Let's not forget what actually okay?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
So Mollie took her savings from twenty nineteen amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I'm glad you put it to good use.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
But they were saying, sugar Daddy was paying where's the shirt?
I'm always up for a good Sugar Daddy story. I
actually look at you give me sugar daddy's, you know,
the guy with the big stomach would have really hot
like she looks like Russian or a Polish model in
the in the in the ocean, and it's like there's
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like a saying like do your homework or something.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't even know, but.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Right now, I'm talking about sugar daddies. I'm into the
whole sugar daddy memes and stories.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I love that, oh you are.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, Like they have them on Instagram, Like they'll have
like not a meme, but like a like a post
that'll say something about a really beautiful woman being with
like some old man with a big belly and and
a like speedo on and.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I just like Bronwin.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, yeah, Mollie. Can you just let us in on
the sugar daddy.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Got enough money in the world, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
So they're saying she had a sugar daddy. She's saying
she spent her own hard earned money to get it done.
Nowadays she can get it done for free because any
doctor will get do it for her because she's on TV.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, now it's over. Now you have to did you
have to pay for your niptock.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Do you have a sugar?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Hey, I pay it? Yeah, no, no, no, no, I
pay at the time.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I paid before you were on TV or after on TV.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
No, But I wasn't sure if I was going to
talk about it or not.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
And then I was on a bunch of painkillers for
something else that I had done. At the same time,
I was on like watch what Happens Live, like during
COVID with Andy, and I just like blurted it out.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh my goodness, Well, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
But you know what I should be transparent. Well, then
show us a picture. Oh, don't get crazy or it
after picture, don't get crazy.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Now you always know, Like after surgery and you're on
a lot of medication, you're like, it's the.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Time in my life sometimes I just want to get
surgery so I can be looped out like for the
next couple of days.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
And then you get excited when you find like a
like a pain killer in the bottom of your bag,
like a year later in your purse or something like
whoa yes, yes, hot dog.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
So Chef comes out wearing a bald eagle speedo gun
holsters and a George Washington wig.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well what's Memorial Day?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
But this is not a turn on at all. I'm
sorry shep not a turn on? Yeah, no, nope, And
I can't unsee that. And I feel like there's gonna
be memes about it, and I feel like it's gonna
be all over social media. Well, let's see, it's hard
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to look at Sorry, he shot the beak.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It didn't look that big to me.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
So then Madison confronts Craig about his drinking, and I
think somebody neats anger towards Austin the other night. I mean,
he gets drunk and he gets loud and mean and nasty.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
So I remember Vanita said, I know what it's like
when he gets nasty because he has gotten nasty with her,
and they did flashbacks. They did show when he gets
overly nasty. Yeah, and he knows Sally's good for him. Well,
he knows it.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Because he has reached out to his therapist because he
didn't like his own behavior. So it's a good thing
that he acknowledges it. Like you said, he's kind of wounded.
He's not overpaid yet. He probably is now, but back
then it was too soon after they had split up.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
It was four months or yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, so he was still a wounded was still a
wounded little eagle.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And then here comes Sally the Hawk, Yeah, swirling around.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
And then Charlie and then Charlie. Women can be not
good something else so included.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah. Yeah, So Venita leaves and gives Craig a kiss
on the cheek.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's like, what are you doing? You keep talking?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
She brings some presents. Then she brings them like, is
that like a mind fuck game?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
She think it's a perfunctory No, it's a perfunctory kiss
on the cheek. She was invited not in the group.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
She's been so vocal about not wanting to be around him,
and now she's bringing them presents and kissing them on.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
The face, which she looks too faced.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I think that. See, I'm gonna take it differently. I'm
going to take a different stance on Venita here her
friend group. Okay, he went as far as to invite her,
not to have her left out. She did the right
thing by coming. This is called cohabitating.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Kissing him come by is the right thing to do
when you leave someone's house that they did not get
in a fight there.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, but what made her totally change because so far
this whole season, I'm like, please just move on, Vanita,
or have a conversation with him, because you're built up
anger towards him and trying to ignore him, but talk
about him to other people is getting annoying. So now
she's kind of changed her approach and she's bringing them
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presents and kissing him, and so maybe next week we'll
see them doing a little sit down.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I think they need to sit down or she can
end up like Sally in the house in the hot tub,
because that's how they ended the party, Sally in the
night in Craig's hot tub once again.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Do you think she's boning him?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh, one hundred thousand percent.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
But she's okay. But if she's doing that, she can
see he's more into Charlie.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well maybe she thinks if she keeps owning him then.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
He'll be more into her. You know, there's that old saying.
These girls think I could change your mind, but we need.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
To get how you change so we can talk to
you about it. Well, see if she bummed them.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Is she going to tell the truth by now she'll
tell the truth.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Maybe we don't know. Well I don't know. Well that's
all we got for you today, Guys, I think that
was a lot. Well until next week, Dolores, until probably
I'll be talking to you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
I believe I want to hear when I see you
next week that you've looked into getting a new vagina.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
There you go, you can fit it in a stocking.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Well, then he needs to get a new wiener.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Enjoy. I'm going to go do some Christmas shopping now.
I am too.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I've got to go pick up some gifts I ordered
at Nordstrom. So all right, guys, thank you for tuning
in to another episode of to Teas in a Pod
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