September 18, 2024 • 29 mins
It’s the Pod Swap you’ve all been waiting for….Watch What Crappens and the Two Ts are spilling ALL the tea.
Who is their favorite Housewife? Who has been the most difficult Bravo-leb?
Plus, what happened with Heather Gay?? What’s her vendetta against the Crappens Guys?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jedge.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of the Twatz Seat
with the two Twats, Teddy and Camra, and we're bringing
in additional Twatz.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
The Twats the two biggest twats I've ever well, I
haven't met him yet.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I've met them once. Ben and Ronnie from Watch What
Crappens are coming on the pod today. We're gonna do
a pod swap. We're gonna start with the twat Seat
and then we're gonna go over to their pod. But
I mean, should we be worried because I'm yes, yeah,
sure they have some issues with us.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yes, Now, did they used to have like down in Hollywood,
like they would do live shows.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Back in the day.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They may have, because I think I might have gone
to one. Yeah, I'm talking ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
They do an award show.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I think, Oh, well, I want to just dive right
into the crappies.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
The crappies, which, by the way, we've never been nominated
for a crappy food. Maybe that's a good thing. Let's
bring them in.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
HELLOAI, Look how cute you guys are? I was just
asking Teddy don't you guys have I don't know if
you still do. But did you have a show that
you did down in Hollywood, like a live show?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh yeah, we told them a lot we do.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
To one like ten years ago or something.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
No, we would have known. Really, yeah, I was brand new.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
They're gonna maybe no, No, I've been around sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Before we get into any of our Bravo hot takes,
we would like we have a special request. We need
you both to do an impression of us.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Okay, I am Teddy, Hi, I'm Teddy, I'm Teddy. It
was our favorite of all time. We still do it
every time you come on the screen.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
And Tamra, you used to be more like thick such
a bet bet, but people complained that it sounded too
much like Cartman.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Bets.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
So now I just scream like Cartman the entire time.
I love it.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And then my impersonation of you is just me impersonating Rannie,
impersonating you. So mine's just fully deranged. I'm like, but
I'm just trying to do Ronnie.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Really okay, mellow. This season so far, what.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
You haven't screamed that you haven't screamed at anybody?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Ide alcoholic just once and then you get a bad
rap on.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Math.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I haven't lost my ship yet.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You haven't gone running out of a restaurant yet, so
you're doing pretty much and I try not to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I try to face my fear.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Right, no bushes cham.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Come on now. I I feel like that's like your
signature thing. Like they will be able to air that
clip of you running out of the restaurant in Bali
whenever they can. You can be like, oh wait, there's
a sale. They'll like remember in twenty twelve and it'll
just show you running out a restaurant. Do you ever
think to yourself like this would probably be a good
moment to run out, Like this will be good right
(03:20):
now for the show, or is it just like truly
something to take out.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't really think like that. I'm not really I'm
not like, you know, some people are super calculated and
this is going to be great, and I think about
what I'm going to do before. I'm really not that person.
I don't have the brain power to do that.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Think of an advance.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, your favorite housewife to impersonate.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Favorite house I personally love impersonating and Ramona Singer, you
know I'm from New York originally, so anytime I can
sort of like attempt a New York accent, like a
proper New York accent, it's fun for me. But you
know what, I love doing Ramona Singer. Okay, She's just
very fun for me to do, even though she's not
even on TV anymore. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but
that day Lass, say.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Did you see that a red solo cup one she
just did where she's in the back of the and
she's like what, She's so good.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
There's like certain housewives that have that voice. Teresa's another one.
I feel like she's got like a like can you
do Teresa.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Went my love bubble? You want a pizza?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
My love bubble?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Teresa is getting more and more terrifying with Louie. Are
you guys worried for her and Louie? I mean, what
do you do as friends like you guys are actual housewives.
Don't you feel the need to, like, don't you feel
responsibility to drive over there and get her in your
car and be like get away, get away.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To play the fifth on that one?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I think you know as as I don't like those
boughts of attack women for what. We all make bad
decisions when it comes to choosing our partners. This one
is just more frightening than others.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, listen, I've learned my lesson, well kind of learn
my lesson, you know, trying to warn Vicky about Brooks,
and it just kind of backfired in my face. Like
I wish them all the happiness in the world, world,
Teresa and Louis, and I'm sure we'll see it all
play out.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Well, I have to say, camera, you know, backfired in
your face in a way. I mean, I guess, but
then history kind of proved you right on that one.
I mean, I think that that's one of your more
historic wins, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I do think it is.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And I have the superpower of figuring people out really quickly.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
So I'm really upset we can't talk about your show
right now because I really want to follow this up
with questions about Ryan.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I know, well, I'll do that over watch.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Make sure that you guys tune in over to watch
what crappens when you're done.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I think, you know, Thank you, Teddy.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I personally have no problem with Bookers myself. Bookies myself.
I think that it's a job, I say, congratulations on
the entrepreneurship, sir.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right taking most of somebody's account.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'll take money for about anything. I'll get paid to
do just about anything.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
What would you do for sixteen million dollars a podcast?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Here?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I think we'd all do it at this point, I'm
just like, give a boy some advice, you know, give
me some ideas, teeth.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Do you guys have any picks for like?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Who from New Jersey you would want to come back
from a reboots?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I just want to fresh new? Do you want fresh new?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't want fresh new? Anybody I don't either.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
I think that's a bad idea. I think that they
should they should just keep a couple and just keep
it going. I mean, there have been problems with that
in the past, but I think we've have we not
learned our lesson. I think BABO has a trouble. It
has a problem with learning lessons, Like until New York
like turns itself around fully, guys, let's learn a lesson.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
No full reboots for a while.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, well, I don't. I don't think that they'll do
a free total reboot. But I think that there's going
to be people that are going to lose their jobs
for sure, and I don't want to get to know
new people.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Well, I think it wasn't it a good season. I'm sorry, Teddy,
it was.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
For each other apparent.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Sorry, go ahead, Teddy, Sorry it's Teddy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I was wondering if I'm sorry, don't make me get.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Nasty today, tam Why why stop now?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No? But I was gonna say, do you guys think
that housewives should have the option to not film with
other people on their cast? I personally think no, no, no.
If you're on a show, you should have to film
with everybody.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I always say, like when a show starts to go
bad is when there's at least just one person who
is like calling the shots on who they want to
film with. Because I feel like it seems to me
and you guys probably have better insight on this because
you guys are actual housewives, but like it always seems
to me as a viewer that the moment that one
person's like I'm going to pick and choue is what
I put on camera and who I film with, it
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seems like it spreads through everyone and then suddenly everyone's
playing that game instead of just like everyone's saying, well,
we gotta do this and just diving in and having confrontations,
and also like, suck it up.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
If you go to a if you go to a
regular job where you're not a housewife and you don't
like your cubemate, you're gonna still have to sit there
next year.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
You can how many.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I've had any I looked at c A and Uta
in the Mayorroom and then worked for ken Stove. It's
Josh Don and Tracy Jacobs like I've had.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I went for Burger King and waste management.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Wow, those actually go together really well.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I know.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I think that, yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
It's work. You gotta go to work. And I think
the only cast that's actually really pulled that off was
New Jersey. I thought they had a great season. I
thought it was so funny the whole way through, and
I was actually glad not to watch Melissa try and
make drama by throwing cube cheese at Teresa or whatever
they do every single season.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
It was nice to have a break from that but
still get to enjoy.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It's also nice to see Teresa like bully other people
because I think we forget sometimes like Melissa has kind
of her own victim storyline within that that's like, she's
so mean to me, which is kind of true, but
I mean they both play that game, right. But it's
nice to see Teresa like be able to bully other people,
because you know, we need other char does.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You guys recently had Jackie at one of your live shows?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
How do you think she did? The season?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Was like, I was not happy with Jackie. I have
to say I like Jackie as I like Jackie as
a cast member. She was lovely in person, but I
like Jackie and Marge being friends, and I felt like
it just made no sense that she just suddenly was like,
oh yeah, Esa, you know what, it turns out that
you're actually had been a great friend to me all along.
I'm like, she went to your husband's party and actively
(09:56):
spread rumors about him cheating at the gym while he
was right up there being hugging kissed by his wife.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I mean, that was so vile.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's funny how housewives forget things like that when they're
changing sides.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, things like that when they just demoted a friend
and they want to be a housewife again. It's funny
how you could just.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Like that, yeah, to be fair, And ultimately I felt
bad for her because I feel, you know, I feel
like there's some times where you just kind of misplay it,
and I think she just misplayed it. She really tried,
she really made an effort and the last ditch effort,
and I think she probably felt like Marge wasn't being
a great friend because Marge didn't really stand up for
her when Jackie was demoted.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
But she wanted everybody to not film with Louie.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
You know, there was a lot of that stuff where
Marge is like, if Louie comes back, we should all
not film. So she wanted everyone to be on her
team with that. But then when Jackie got demoted, Marge
wasn't like, you know what, we should all stand up
for Jackie and refuse to you know, they didn't stand
up for her in the same way, and Jackie is
very sensitive to do that. I'm not saying it's right,
I'm just saying, like, trying to think what she was thinking.
I think that that's what she was thinking. So I
(11:01):
think she was like, well, fuck Marge, she wants me
to do all this stuff for her, and she's on
ozempic now.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
And fuck Ozempic two, and I.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Think there was a lot of it was Zempi yeah, girl,
because do you know, Jackie has a lot of eating stuff,
and so she's mad that she's been taking a public
stand against the ozempic stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
And I think margin I thought her for that.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
By the way, can I just say something, Well, we're
talking about like zempiic and things like that. What's crazy
to me is that we're here on zoom and we're
all looking at each other and like tambr the last
time I feel like I saw you on the internet,
it looked like you had just been pushed through a fire.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
And actually that is true.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
This is like a movie you do that you remember
first of all, before you even answer that, can I
just say, girl, we're trying to eat. I'm looking through
the Instagram, I'm trying to have my dinners, and your
franch ask comes up there?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
You were literally green? I was green.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I was like Shrek.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh it was we can't talk about Shrek until we
get to watch with Crappens.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Oh stop it, Oh I get not, so go ahead.
How did you heal like that?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
So?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, I decided that I was going to go public
and show like the whole process. Nobody ever shows like
the healing process. They showed it before the after. And
so I did the first story, and all of a sudden,
I started getting all these messages and followers and all
this stuff, and and I'm like, okay, let's do this again.
So I just kept documenting my recovery and people were
(12:28):
so excited they wanted to see me peel my skin off.
They I mean, I got a little creepy. I'm gonna
be honest with you, but you know, it was one
week of downtime and now you know, I'm still I
used to have twenty staples in my head right now, wow,
underneath this hair.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
But just so you know, Tamra's the person that like
sends you the pimple popper.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Like, I'm like, I'm not I got asked for this.
And now my Instagram is things like ingrown hairs and pimples.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I'm like, I just don't like toenails. I don't like
ingrown tone.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
No, this morning, the video of somebody cutting out their
feet crossed me out.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
See I know we can't.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
By the way, yeah, you did have a foot in
your mouth.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
But you can say that.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I would that's an algorithm that I would dread to have.
Like my algorithm is I get a lot of you know,
seaside things. I got a lot of ships going through
rough waters. I'm in north seat, TikTok. So it's like
I get a lot of that, which is.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Give me, give me your phone number.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'll start texting you.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I do not want piple content. I literally like that
as I cannot do that.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Now that we've all talked a little bit, we we
know that you've not been the nasist about us.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Talk about Teddy.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, you know, you regret saying no.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
And I was shocked that you I was shocked that
you reached out to us, because honestly, we're monsters. I mean,
last week you were trying to get Lakendra fired from
Radio Andy. If you're trying to get her fired, you're
going to have me, I was, You're gonna have me
evicted from the country.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Honestly, that is the farthest thing from the truth. And
I'm so shocked that Keiki would even say something like that.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
You said it.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
I was listening to a clip of you saying I
had I was listening to Radio Andy and I heard
the girl hosting. She was so she called me disgusting
and she called Alexis. So I called Andy and then
I had and Andy's going to take care of it.
And I was like, girl, that's not that's not Kiki,
that's Lekendra.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
No no, no, no, no no no, that's not what
I said. I was literally driving in this this host
on the show. I don't listen to that show, and
I just I go, oh, it's Orange County Recap. So
I'm like, oh, I'll listen to this. And I know
Keiki and I know that she works on Radio Andy,
and so as a friend, like I was reaching out here,
I'm like, hey, girl, did you were you you weren't
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the one hosting right or were you hosting? And she's
like no, no, no, was that Girardi thing? She's like
why what's up? And I'm like, damn. That girl that
was hosting was brutal, like not just like I mean,
it was going really really deep and really really never
never I don't know what that would you sit there
and call somebody on a cast like you're a fucking whore?
(15:18):
Like that girl's a fucking whore.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
No, I mean, there was probably a time.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
It's been twelve years, and like I will say that
language has definitely changed and the way my sense of
the civity.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Levels have probably changed. You know, we do go pretty well,
we do go pretty deep.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I guess my main point is like we're monsters kind
of like if I were you, I would listen to
us and think, oh my god, fuck those guys.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
So I was. I was totally shocked. I was like,
what are we?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Are we?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So we probably wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Somebody said, you know, this is my trigger point when
someone says on on a radio show that's you know,
owned by Andy Cohen, who is basically owns The Housewives,
says Tamra Judge is a fucking piece of shit in
her kids, it's hater and to go on and on
and on. Yeah, that's pretty hurtful because if first of all,
it's not true and it's disgusting to say something like that.
(16:08):
So yeah, I was a little bit concerned. But do
you have somebody fired? That's not That's not was my intention.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Oh, I just thought.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
I just thought that's what you meant when you said
you called Andy and he was going to take care
of it or whatever. I guess, So my only point
is if that that was I just heard that like
literally two days ago, so I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Are we if something? Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
If anybody ever's if I ever went on our podcast
and said that about somebody and hurt somebody's feeling so bad,
I would like apologize, I would say, I'm sorry, you
know what that was? I wouldn't I would that No again,
I wouldn't you apologize.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I think that's a trick because you're.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We would say those things.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
I think the trick is also that you're doing it
while you have a podcast, and I know a lot
of housewives do that now where you're you're kind of
on both sides where you're talking about it, but you're
also on it. And it must be kind of a
weird situation to be in because the rest of us,
I mean, we do talk nasty, and a lot of
the podcasters do because we're just especially us, like we're
just best friends talking.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
On the phone.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, what happened with Heather Gay? Guys, what happened with
Heather Gay? Let's get Heather Gay.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Oh, Heather Gay and nothing to Heather Gay.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I think there's a lot of dramas, So let's get
into y'all ship I'm happy. I'm happy to talk about
this shit. Make it about I'm.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Happy to talk about this, which is that every year
we put on an award show called the Crappy. It's
where we give out like awards. Like it's like silly,
you know, it's like, oh, biggest Villain or like, where's
my award? You're gonna get like Lifetime Villain Award very soon.
I feel like, by the way, I don't know if
you know this, that one of our Crappies Awards, bron
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Wynn came as a guest and she defended your honor.
She got up and she said, I just want everyone
designs to know that Tamra is a wonderful friend. And
the audience all bowed her and she stood up and
she started screaming at the audience. She actually told so,
just so you know.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Audience.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Actually worried about something. Did bron win win a Crappy?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
But either way, nice person.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yes, she was she she she really was. She So
Heather Gay I love her. So we have these categories,
and so for one of the categories we nominated, you know,
Monica on Salt Lake City was nominated for you know,
Best Villain, but she's also nominated for Best Newbie because
obviously Monica came in and like took that show and
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pop culture by storm. It was like a candle that
you know, burned bright and whatever. And Heather was not
happy that Monica received the nomination for Best Newbie because
you know, she.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Said, you know, she stalked us, she followed her and
for you to you know, I'm a good but for
you guys to do this, it's really hurtful. And I
was like whatever, and I just kind of figured she'd
get over it. But then other people from Salt Lake,
she doesn't get over it. And she was kind of
blocking other people from coming to do our show, like
telling them you shouldn't go do the Crappies.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
And that's when I was like, well that's not said nice.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
But did she try to get you fired?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Well no, but I mean to us, you know what,
you know, there's no one to fire us, Thankfully.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'm a huge mode I'm a huge Monica fan.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I'm a human. I'm also a Heather Gay fan.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Ultimately, we really like Heather, like we never had a
fight with her. We were just like, you can't get
mad at us for that, and then I didn't like
that she did that. And then so I went on
our Crappy Hour, which is our Instagram live thing every
other Monday if ive thirty, and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
What ever, lady?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Because people, you know, the audience is so smart, they're like,
why did Heather stop following you? Why did you stop
following Heather?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
But it took you, I got that bad.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Were going to even say anything. We're just gonna be like, Okay,
she's mad at us. We weren't going to say anything.
But then when people are asking us why did she
stop following? S following both of us and watch he crappins,
and it's like, why do we have to cover for
someone who's having Like it's their issue, so why don't
we have to Why do we have to cover for them?
You know, you said, well, she's she's up that we
nom named Monica.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well she's she don't followed you.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
You know, well, we actually liked her, like at Bravocon,
she'd she'd come to do our show in Salt Lake
City with Meredith. They're so nice. We had a really
good time with them. Yeah, and then I hung out
with her a little bit in Vegas and gambled with
her and stuff because I was there for Bravocan and
so I actually liked her kind of on a personal level.
But I know that it's it's hard to do that
because first, first of all, I know, I'm talking about myself,
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like I have a very important job, and I understand
that it's just silly and it's being in a podcast
and stuff like that, but to me, it's we don't
meet people at work, so when we do, we don't
do interviews and stuff like that. So when I do
meet people, I'm like, oh, it's my friend. And so
when it comes to that, like immediately like, well you
have to take something down, then I almost get like
hurt feelings, which is so fucked.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Up because I'm kind of a bully in a way.
So but the bullies are the first to cry. So
I did. It did hurt my feelings when she unfollowed us,
and so then I went on our thing and I
was like, well, fuck that. You don't get to tell
me what to do.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And uh then I guess it just got bigger than
it needs to be. But ultimately, nothing real ever happened.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
And we still like her, you know, Yeah, I feel
like she was she was annoyed at it.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
She needs to pull off. Have you ever had any
other drama with any other Brava?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I don't think we.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Really had any drama. Every now and then we might
get a like a snarky message like thanks a lot.
Like we might get like every now and then, like
once every like three years, Austin from Southern Charm will
message us and be like, glad I gave you guys
a bunch of good content this week or something like that.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
But knowing that because he's always nominated for it's like
Biggest Douchebag, you know, biggest fun Boy, whatever it is.
So he's always getting tagged in posts and being like, oh,
come fuck off guys.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
You know.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah, one time Jack's crashed our show. We had a
live show at South.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
South West and Jack's just showed up.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
He showed up because recapping band or pump rules and
we were making fun of him, and then he just
walked in and walked off.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
On what date is your show this year? Because that
could be me.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
I know. We'll be like we're gonna have teddy fashion
and you'll be like, oh yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I'll go and I'll be like, oh my gosh, you
get maybe I'll hit one point one million followers.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Finally, Oh my god, that would be a dream.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
We can't even imagine what that's like. Yeah, but you know,
for the most part, we don't.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
We keep away from it because look, I'm very aware
that we're kind of jerks, and I don't It's hard
for me to meet people and then like them, because
eventually I do like everybody, like I'm kind of a
bitch on here, but like I love like sitting and
laughing with people, and so then it's hard for me
to go back and be like, my god, Tamor's such
a dick, you know, the next second.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
So I always have to sit down and be like,
I really like you. This is so fun. I'm still
going to be a dick to you tomorrow, you know.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
And you know, it has kind of hurt people's feelings
in the past, Like there was guy from Summerhouse a
long time ago we really liked, and it eventually just
hurt his feelings. Like he listened to the show Steven,
you know, like because we were friends when he was
actively on the show, and we'd go have dinner and
then I'm there the next day talking shit. No but
there I'm there the next day talking shit about him,
(23:16):
like we didn't just have the best dinner the night before,
and it sucks, you know, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Last episode.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
But we always say, honestly, what we always say is
like the vibe of our podcast, what it's always been
since we started it, which was like twelve years ago,
is that it's just like you know, when you watch
TV with your friends, you talk so much shit. People
can't act like you don't talk shit. So we're just
recording it essentially like I'm always.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Well, you're doing something right because you're extremely popular.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Thank you, well, thanks, But.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
We also understand that you guys to us, you guys
are kind of cartoon characters everybody on the show, and
we understand, especially after all these years and talking to
so many people, that you are real Like we are aware,
but for entertainment purposes, we understand it's edited and people
are kind of cartoonish and stuff. We're not exactly the
same either, so we just kind of go with that
and keep it moving.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Really well, let's do some rapid fire questions where we
can piss some more people off. Okay, we'll start off
with the complimentary one favorite housewife of all time.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Countess Luan, Sorry, but I'm a vander Pump. I'm a
vanderpo or my two.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Faves, So who went Vanner Pump? Is your favorite?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Lisa? Lisa's my Lisa was my favorite? Lisi? Were my faves?
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh no, first franchise, favorite franchise.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
On all Ronnie Classic Ronnie. Honestly, I think it's just
it's just I always say, put it in the in
the Library of Congress. It's just perfection it is.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I can't pick just one, and it's hard. Atlanta was
my favorite for god eight years.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Probably Beverly Hills was the first one I ever recapped,
so that was my That's got my heart kind of.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Least favorite franchise and least favorite housewife.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Oh jesus hey, least favorite franchise. Oh gosh, I don't
know which is my least favorite, right. I've enjoyed them all,
you know, for a while. Last if we went off
of just its first season, I probably would have said Dubai.
I did not like the first season of Dubai. But
then the second season has been so good.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
So that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
It's a little tricky because these all the shows go
up and down I don't know if I have a
least favorite. I think I really like all of them,
but least favorite housewife. You know, I really did not like.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I'll brace myself as you say, Teddy.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Peggy from OC. But yes, she just didn't really click
with me. You know, I haven't always loved Gina. To
be honest, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel,
(26:15):
I don't know. I mean, I'm sort of begrudginally coming
to realize she has a place. So I think it's Peggy.
I think it'm gonna go with Peggy. What do you
thout you, Ronnie, I just out here talking five minutes
about one answer.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
It's you know, over the years, I feel like I've
aged with these shows.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I really learned to appreciate my Housewives shows, and I
do not want them to go away. So I'm not
going to pick a worst because I feel like even
the worst ones eventually come back, and my favorites become
the worst for a year or two, and then they're
my favorites again.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
So I won't shit on.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Those all right, So you're stuck on an island, Heather, Gay,
Ramona or Sena.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
For who you get to keep or get sacrificed. I
think Heather, to be honest, even though she's mad at that,
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
She's a she's the most normal. I think she's like
the most normal. Ramona would never shut up and neither
with Gina.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
That she is this year and she was actually I
have to say, like she know was great and she was.
She hung out the entire night. A lot of times
when people do, like the Crappies, they do their their
their category and they just leave shutting out the whole time.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
She was great, So totally.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
She's cool, but she never shuts up. I'm not gonna
I mean, Heather would shut up and let me eat
a cocad. Yeah right, I'm on the island, guys, I.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Don't like I mean, granted, i'd be grudge holder myself,
but Heather holds a grudge for a very long time.
Like she's still mad at us for Bravo Con like
three years ago, won't come on the pod, won't talk
to us.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
What happened with you guys at Bravocan three years ago?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Forgot and shaw and we told her.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
To our Oh right, she was in your room partying
at one of the and then.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
We I didn't know, like it was that big of
a deal. And I announced it and she's like, like,
why would you talk about that.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm like, well, wanted to bring her to watch What
Happens live and I had to.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You're so full of ship. I actually contra.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
The worst people in your trunk and bringing them to
the scene. You just did that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, but I did.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I follow you, nand I didn't know how she followed you.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
No, that's because we're one of forty's most what's it
called again, I have an influential women on reality. Yeah, yeah, cool,
I didn't make the list. Guys talk about it.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
So it's okay.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
You can.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Holding out for crappy.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
You never know, you never know.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
We need to go to your show, both of us.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Okay, let's come on.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah, let's we're doing well this year. We're doing the
crappiest we think we're doing.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
I like your live show, our show, live show.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, the crappies are live. But yeah, yeah, for sure,
we don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
We want to be a crappy.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
We don't know if we're doing it in New York
or Los Angeles. So if you if it's in New York,
then we'll be in New York. So if you guys
are in New York, you can come. But if it's
in LA then no problem.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You guys. Thanks for tuning in to this episode of
twat Seat with Watch with Crappens. If you guys want
to continue on to this ship show, you just go
right on over to Arbons and.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
We're going to get some see me get annihilated. I
could feel it in my bones right now.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I don't think of all annihilation.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
So bad, right, I feel like because.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, all right, you guys.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Just like.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Bye,
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jedge.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of the Twatz Seat
with the two Twats, Teddy and Camra, and we're bringing
in additional Twatz.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
The Twats the two biggest twats I've ever well, I
haven't met him yet.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I've met them once. Ben and Ronnie from Watch What
Crappens are coming on the pod today. We're gonna do
a pod swap. We're gonna start with the twat Seat
and then we're gonna go over to their pod. But
I mean, should we be worried because I'm yes, yeah,
sure they have some issues with us.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yes, Now, did they used to have like down in Hollywood,
like they would do live shows.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Back in the day.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They may have, because I think I might have gone
to one. Yeah, I'm talking ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
They do an award show.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I think, Oh, well, I want to just dive right
into the crappies.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
The crappies, which, by the way, we've never been nominated
for a crappy food. Maybe that's a good thing. Let's
bring them in.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
HELLOAI, Look how cute you guys are? I was just
asking Teddy don't you guys have I don't know if
you still do. But did you have a show that
you did down in Hollywood, like a live show?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh yeah, we told them a lot we do.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
To one like ten years ago or something.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
No, we would have known. Really, yeah, I was brand new.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
They're gonna maybe no, No, I've been around sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Before we get into any of our Bravo hot takes,
we would like we have a special request. We need
you both to do an impression of us.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Okay, I am Teddy, Hi, I'm Teddy, I'm Teddy. It
was our favorite of all time. We still do it
every time you come on the screen.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
And Tamra, you used to be more like thick such
a bet bet, but people complained that it sounded too
much like Cartman.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Bets.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
So now I just scream like Cartman the entire time.
I love it.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And then my impersonation of you is just me impersonating Rannie,
impersonating you. So mine's just fully deranged. I'm like, but
I'm just trying to do Ronnie.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Really okay, mellow. This season so far, what.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
You haven't screamed that you haven't screamed at anybody?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Ide alcoholic just once and then you get a bad
rap on.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Math.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I haven't lost my ship yet.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You haven't gone running out of a restaurant yet, so
you're doing pretty much and I try not to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I try to face my fear.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Right, no bushes cham.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Come on now. I I feel like that's like your
signature thing. Like they will be able to air that
clip of you running out of the restaurant in Bali
whenever they can. You can be like, oh wait, there's
a sale. They'll like remember in twenty twelve and it'll
just show you running out a restaurant. Do you ever
think to yourself like this would probably be a good
moment to run out, Like this will be good right
(03:20):
now for the show, or is it just like truly
something to take out.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't really think like that. I'm not really I'm
not like, you know, some people are super calculated and
this is going to be great, and I think about
what I'm going to do before. I'm really not that person.
I don't have the brain power to do that.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Think of an advance.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, your favorite housewife to impersonate.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Favorite house I personally love impersonating and Ramona Singer, you
know I'm from New York originally, so anytime I can
sort of like attempt a New York accent, like a
proper New York accent, it's fun for me. But you
know what, I love doing Ramona Singer. Okay, She's just
very fun for me to do, even though she's not
even on TV anymore. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but
that day Lass, say.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Did you see that a red solo cup one she
just did where she's in the back of the and
she's like what, She's so good.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
There's like certain housewives that have that voice. Teresa's another one.
I feel like she's got like a like can you
do Teresa.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Went my love bubble? You want a pizza?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
My love bubble?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Teresa is getting more and more terrifying with Louie. Are
you guys worried for her and Louie? I mean, what
do you do as friends like you guys are actual housewives.
Don't you feel the need to, like, don't you feel
responsibility to drive over there and get her in your
car and be like get away, get away.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To play the fifth on that one?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I think you know as as I don't like those
boughts of attack women for what. We all make bad
decisions when it comes to choosing our partners. This one
is just more frightening than others.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, listen, I've learned my lesson, well kind of learn
my lesson, you know, trying to warn Vicky about Brooks,
and it just kind of backfired in my face. Like
I wish them all the happiness in the world, world,
Teresa and Louis, and I'm sure we'll see it all
play out.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Well, I have to say, camera, you know, backfired in
your face in a way. I mean, I guess, but
then history kind of proved you right on that one.
I mean, I think that that's one of your more
historic wins, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I do think it is.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And I have the superpower of figuring people out really quickly.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
So I'm really upset we can't talk about your show
right now because I really want to follow this up
with questions about Ryan.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I know, well, I'll do that over watch.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Make sure that you guys tune in over to watch
what crappens when you're done.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I think, you know, Thank you, Teddy.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I personally have no problem with Bookers myself. Bookies myself.
I think that it's a job, I say, congratulations on
the entrepreneurship, sir.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right taking most of somebody's account.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'll take money for about anything. I'll get paid to
do just about anything.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
What would you do for sixteen million dollars a podcast?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Here?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I think we'd all do it at this point, I'm
just like, give a boy some advice, you know, give
me some ideas, teeth.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Do you guys have any picks for like?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Who from New Jersey you would want to come back
from a reboots?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I just want to fresh new? Do you want fresh new?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't want fresh new? Anybody I don't either.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
I think that's a bad idea. I think that they
should they should just keep a couple and just keep
it going. I mean, there have been problems with that
in the past, but I think we've have we not
learned our lesson. I think BABO has a trouble. It
has a problem with learning lessons, Like until New York
like turns itself around fully, guys, let's learn a lesson.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
No full reboots for a while.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, well, I don't. I don't think that they'll do
a free total reboot. But I think that there's going
to be people that are going to lose their jobs
for sure, and I don't want to get to know
new people.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Well, I think it wasn't it a good season. I'm sorry, Teddy,
it was.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
For each other apparent.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Sorry, go ahead, Teddy, Sorry it's Teddy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I was wondering if I'm sorry, don't make me get.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Nasty today, tam Why why stop now?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No? But I was gonna say, do you guys think
that housewives should have the option to not film with
other people on their cast? I personally think no, no, no.
If you're on a show, you should have to film
with everybody.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I always say, like when a show starts to go
bad is when there's at least just one person who
is like calling the shots on who they want to
film with. Because I feel like it seems to me
and you guys probably have better insight on this because
you guys are actual housewives, but like it always seems
to me as a viewer that the moment that one
person's like I'm going to pick and choue is what
I put on camera and who I film with, it
(07:48):
seems like it spreads through everyone and then suddenly everyone's
playing that game instead of just like everyone's saying, well,
we gotta do this and just diving in and having confrontations,
and also like, suck it up.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
If you go to a if you go to a
regular job where you're not a housewife and you don't
like your cubemate, you're gonna still have to sit there
next year.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
You can how many.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I've had any I looked at c A and Uta
in the Mayorroom and then worked for ken Stove. It's
Josh Don and Tracy Jacobs like I've had.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I went for Burger King and waste management.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Wow, those actually go together really well.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I know.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I think that, yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
It's work. You gotta go to work. And I think
the only cast that's actually really pulled that off was
New Jersey. I thought they had a great season. I
thought it was so funny the whole way through, and
I was actually glad not to watch Melissa try and
make drama by throwing cube cheese at Teresa or whatever
they do every single season.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
It was nice to have a break from that but
still get to enjoy.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It's also nice to see Teresa like bully other people
because I think we forget sometimes like Melissa has kind
of her own victim storyline within that that's like, she's
so mean to me, which is kind of true, but
I mean they both play that game, right. But it's
nice to see Teresa like be able to bully other people,
because you know, we need other char does.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You guys recently had Jackie at one of your live shows?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
How do you think she did? The season?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Was like, I was not happy with Jackie. I have
to say I like Jackie as I like Jackie as
a cast member. She was lovely in person, but I
like Jackie and Marge being friends, and I felt like
it just made no sense that she just suddenly was like,
oh yeah, Esa, you know what, it turns out that
you're actually had been a great friend to me all along.
I'm like, she went to your husband's party and actively
(09:56):
spread rumors about him cheating at the gym while he
was right up there being hugging kissed by his wife.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I mean, that was so vile.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's funny how housewives forget things like that when they're
changing sides.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, things like that when they just demoted a friend
and they want to be a housewife again. It's funny
how you could just.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Like that, yeah, to be fair, And ultimately I felt
bad for her because I feel, you know, I feel
like there's some times where you just kind of misplay it,
and I think she just misplayed it. She really tried,
she really made an effort and the last ditch effort,
and I think she probably felt like Marge wasn't being
a great friend because Marge didn't really stand up for
her when Jackie was demoted.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
But she wanted everybody to not film with Louie.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
You know, there was a lot of that stuff where
Marge is like, if Louie comes back, we should all
not film. So she wanted everyone to be on her
team with that. But then when Jackie got demoted, Marge
wasn't like, you know what, we should all stand up
for Jackie and refuse to you know, they didn't stand
up for her in the same way, and Jackie is
very sensitive to do that. I'm not saying it's right,
I'm just saying, like, trying to think what she was thinking.
I think that that's what she was thinking. So I
(11:01):
think she was like, well, fuck Marge, she wants me
to do all this stuff for her, and she's on
ozempic now.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
And fuck Ozempic two, and I.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Think there was a lot of it was Zempi yeah, girl,
because do you know, Jackie has a lot of eating stuff,
and so she's mad that she's been taking a public
stand against the ozempic stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
And I think margin I thought her for that.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
By the way, can I just say something, Well, we're
talking about like zempiic and things like that. What's crazy
to me is that we're here on zoom and we're
all looking at each other and like tambr the last
time I feel like I saw you on the internet,
it looked like you had just been pushed through a fire.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
And actually that is true.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
This is like a movie you do that you remember
first of all, before you even answer that, can I
just say, girl, we're trying to eat. I'm looking through
the Instagram, I'm trying to have my dinners, and your
franch ask comes up there?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
You were literally green? I was green.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I was like Shrek.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh it was we can't talk about Shrek until we
get to watch with Crappens.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Oh stop it, Oh I get not, so go ahead.
How did you heal like that?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
So?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, I decided that I was going to go public
and show like the whole process. Nobody ever shows like
the healing process. They showed it before the after. And
so I did the first story, and all of a sudden,
I started getting all these messages and followers and all
this stuff, and and I'm like, okay, let's do this again.
So I just kept documenting my recovery and people were
(12:28):
so excited they wanted to see me peel my skin off.
They I mean, I got a little creepy. I'm gonna
be honest with you, but you know, it was one
week of downtime and now you know, I'm still I
used to have twenty staples in my head right now, wow,
underneath this hair.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
But just so you know, Tamra's the person that like
sends you the pimple popper.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Like, I'm like, I'm not I got asked for this.
And now my Instagram is things like ingrown hairs and pimples.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I'm like, I just don't like toenails. I don't like
ingrown tone.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
No, this morning, the video of somebody cutting out their
feet crossed me out.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
See I know we can't.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
By the way, yeah, you did have a foot in
your mouth.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
But you can say that.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I would that's an algorithm that I would dread to have.
Like my algorithm is I get a lot of you know,
seaside things. I got a lot of ships going through
rough waters. I'm in north seat, TikTok. So it's like
I get a lot of that, which is.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Give me, give me your phone number.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'll start texting you.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I do not want piple content. I literally like that
as I cannot do that.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Now that we've all talked a little bit, we we
know that you've not been the nasist about us.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Talk about Teddy.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, you know, you regret saying no.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
And I was shocked that you I was shocked that
you reached out to us, because honestly, we're monsters. I mean,
last week you were trying to get Lakendra fired from
Radio Andy. If you're trying to get her fired, you're
going to have me, I was, You're gonna have me
evicted from the country.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Honestly, that is the farthest thing from the truth. And
I'm so shocked that Keiki would even say something like that.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
You said it.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
I was listening to a clip of you saying I
had I was listening to Radio Andy and I heard
the girl hosting. She was so she called me disgusting
and she called Alexis. So I called Andy and then
I had and Andy's going to take care of it.
And I was like, girl, that's not that's not Kiki,
that's Lekendra.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
No no, no, no, no no no, that's not what
I said. I was literally driving in this this host
on the show. I don't listen to that show, and
I just I go, oh, it's Orange County Recap. So
I'm like, oh, I'll listen to this. And I know
Keiki and I know that she works on Radio Andy,
and so as a friend, like I was reaching out here,
I'm like, hey, girl, did you were you you weren't
(14:57):
the one hosting right or were you hosting? And she's
like no, no, no, was that Girardi thing? She's like
why what's up? And I'm like, damn. That girl that
was hosting was brutal, like not just like I mean,
it was going really really deep and really really never
never I don't know what that would you sit there
and call somebody on a cast like you're a fucking whore?
(15:18):
Like that girl's a fucking whore.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
No, I mean, there was probably a time.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
It's been twelve years, and like I will say that
language has definitely changed and the way my sense of
the civity.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Levels have probably changed. You know, we do go pretty well,
we do go pretty deep.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I guess my main point is like we're monsters kind
of like if I were you, I would listen to
us and think, oh my god, fuck those guys.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
So I was. I was totally shocked. I was like,
what are we?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Are we?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So we probably wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Somebody said, you know, this is my trigger point when
someone says on on a radio show that's you know,
owned by Andy Cohen, who is basically owns The Housewives,
says Tamra Judge is a fucking piece of shit in
her kids, it's hater and to go on and on
and on. Yeah, that's pretty hurtful because if first of all,
it's not true and it's disgusting to say something like that.
(16:08):
So yeah, I was a little bit concerned. But do
you have somebody fired? That's not That's not was my intention.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Oh, I just thought.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
I just thought that's what you meant when you said
you called Andy and he was going to take care
of it or whatever. I guess, So my only point
is if that that was I just heard that like
literally two days ago, so I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Are we if something? Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
If anybody ever's if I ever went on our podcast
and said that about somebody and hurt somebody's feeling so bad,
I would like apologize, I would say, I'm sorry, you
know what that was? I wouldn't I would that No again,
I wouldn't you apologize.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I think that's a trick because you're.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We would say those things.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
I think the trick is also that you're doing it
while you have a podcast, and I know a lot
of housewives do that now where you're you're kind of
on both sides where you're talking about it, but you're
also on it. And it must be kind of a
weird situation to be in because the rest of us,
I mean, we do talk nasty, and a lot of
the podcasters do because we're just especially us, like we're
just best friends talking.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
On the phone.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, what happened with Heather Gay? Guys, what happened with
Heather Gay? Let's get Heather Gay.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Oh, Heather Gay and nothing to Heather Gay.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I think there's a lot of dramas, So let's get
into y'all ship I'm happy. I'm happy to talk about
this shit. Make it about I'm.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Happy to talk about this, which is that every year
we put on an award show called the Crappy. It's
where we give out like awards. Like it's like silly,
you know, it's like, oh, biggest Villain or like, where's
my award? You're gonna get like Lifetime Villain Award very soon.
I feel like, by the way, I don't know if
you know this, that one of our Crappies Awards, bron
(17:53):
Wynn came as a guest and she defended your honor.
She got up and she said, I just want everyone
designs to know that Tamra is a wonderful friend. And
the audience all bowed her and she stood up and
she started screaming at the audience. She actually told so,
just so you know.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Audience.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Actually worried about something. Did bron win win a Crappy?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
But either way, nice person.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yes, she was she she she really was. She So
Heather Gay I love her. So we have these categories,
and so for one of the categories we nominated, you know,
Monica on Salt Lake City was nominated for you know,
Best Villain, but she's also nominated for Best Newbie because
obviously Monica came in and like took that show and
(18:41):
pop culture by storm. It was like a candle that
you know, burned bright and whatever. And Heather was not
happy that Monica received the nomination for Best Newbie because
you know, she.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Said, you know, she stalked us, she followed her and
for you to you know, I'm a good but for
you guys to do this, it's really hurtful. And I
was like whatever, and I just kind of figured she'd
get over it. But then other people from Salt Lake,
she doesn't get over it. And she was kind of
blocking other people from coming to do our show, like
telling them you shouldn't go do the Crappies.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
And that's when I was like, well that's not said nice.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
But did she try to get you fired?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Well no, but I mean to us, you know what,
you know, there's no one to fire us, Thankfully.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'm a huge mode I'm a huge Monica fan.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I'm a human. I'm also a Heather Gay fan.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Ultimately, we really like Heather, like we never had a
fight with her. We were just like, you can't get
mad at us for that, and then I didn't like
that she did that. And then so I went on
our Crappy Hour, which is our Instagram live thing every
other Monday if ive thirty, and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
What ever, lady?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Because people, you know, the audience is so smart, they're like,
why did Heather stop following you? Why did you stop
following Heather?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
But it took you, I got that bad.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Were going to even say anything. We're just gonna be like, Okay,
she's mad at us. We weren't going to say anything.
But then when people are asking us why did she
stop following? S following both of us and watch he crappins,
and it's like, why do we have to cover for
someone who's having Like it's their issue, so why don't
we have to Why do we have to cover for them?
You know, you said, well, she's she's up that we
nom named Monica.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well she's she don't followed you.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
You know, well, we actually liked her, like at Bravocon,
she'd she'd come to do our show in Salt Lake
City with Meredith. They're so nice. We had a really
good time with them. Yeah, and then I hung out
with her a little bit in Vegas and gambled with
her and stuff because I was there for Bravocan and
so I actually liked her kind of on a personal level.
But I know that it's it's hard to do that
because first, first of all, I know, I'm talking about myself,
(20:38):
like I have a very important job, and I understand
that it's just silly and it's being in a podcast
and stuff like that, but to me, it's we don't
meet people at work, so when we do, we don't
do interviews and stuff like that. So when I do
meet people, I'm like, oh, it's my friend. And so
when it comes to that, like immediately like, well you
have to take something down, then I almost get like
hurt feelings, which is so fucked.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Up because I'm kind of a bully in a way.
So but the bullies are the first to cry. So
I did. It did hurt my feelings when she unfollowed us,
and so then I went on our thing and I
was like, well, fuck that. You don't get to tell
me what to do.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And uh then I guess it just got bigger than
it needs to be. But ultimately, nothing real ever happened.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
And we still like her, you know, Yeah, I feel
like she was she was annoyed at it.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
She needs to pull off. Have you ever had any
other drama with any other Brava?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I don't think we.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Really had any drama. Every now and then we might
get a like a snarky message like thanks a lot.
Like we might get like every now and then, like
once every like three years, Austin from Southern Charm will
message us and be like, glad I gave you guys
a bunch of good content this week or something like that.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
But knowing that because he's always nominated for it's like
Biggest Douchebag, you know, biggest fun Boy, whatever it is.
So he's always getting tagged in posts and being like, oh,
come fuck off guys.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
You know.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah, one time Jack's crashed our show. We had a
live show at South.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
South West and Jack's just showed up.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
He showed up because recapping band or pump rules and
we were making fun of him, and then he just
walked in and walked off.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
On what date is your show this year? Because that
could be me.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
I know. We'll be like we're gonna have teddy fashion
and you'll be like, oh yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I'll go and I'll be like, oh my gosh, you
get maybe I'll hit one point one million followers.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Finally, Oh my god, that would be a dream.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
We can't even imagine what that's like. Yeah, but you know,
for the most part, we don't.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
We keep away from it because look, I'm very aware
that we're kind of jerks, and I don't It's hard
for me to meet people and then like them, because
eventually I do like everybody, like I'm kind of a
bitch on here, but like I love like sitting and
laughing with people, and so then it's hard for me
to go back and be like, my god, Tamor's such
a dick, you know, the next second.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
So I always have to sit down and be like,
I really like you. This is so fun. I'm still
going to be a dick to you tomorrow, you know.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
And you know, it has kind of hurt people's feelings
in the past, Like there was guy from Summerhouse a
long time ago we really liked, and it eventually just
hurt his feelings. Like he listened to the show Steven,
you know, like because we were friends when he was
actively on the show, and we'd go have dinner and
then I'm there the next day talking shit. No but
there I'm there the next day talking shit about him,
(23:16):
like we didn't just have the best dinner the night before,
and it sucks, you know, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Last episode.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
But we always say, honestly, what we always say is
like the vibe of our podcast, what it's always been
since we started it, which was like twelve years ago,
is that it's just like you know, when you watch
TV with your friends, you talk so much shit. People
can't act like you don't talk shit. So we're just
recording it essentially like I'm always.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Well, you're doing something right because you're extremely popular.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Thank you, well, thanks, But.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
We also understand that you guys to us, you guys
are kind of cartoon characters everybody on the show, and
we understand, especially after all these years and talking to
so many people, that you are real Like we are aware,
but for entertainment purposes, we understand it's edited and people
are kind of cartoonish and stuff. We're not exactly the
same either, so we just kind of go with that
and keep it moving.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Really well, let's do some rapid fire questions where we
can piss some more people off. Okay, we'll start off
with the complimentary one favorite housewife of all time.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Countess Luan, Sorry, but I'm a vander Pump. I'm a
vanderpo or my two.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Faves, So who went Vanner Pump? Is your favorite?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Lisa? Lisa's my Lisa was my favorite? Lisi? Were my faves?
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh no, first franchise, favorite franchise.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
On all Ronnie Classic Ronnie. Honestly, I think it's just
it's just I always say, put it in the in
the Library of Congress. It's just perfection it is.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I can't pick just one, and it's hard. Atlanta was
my favorite for god eight years.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Probably Beverly Hills was the first one I ever recapped,
so that was my That's got my heart kind of.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Least favorite franchise and least favorite housewife.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Oh jesus hey, least favorite franchise. Oh gosh, I don't
know which is my least favorite, right. I've enjoyed them all,
you know, for a while. Last if we went off
of just its first season, I probably would have said Dubai.
I did not like the first season of Dubai. But
then the second season has been so good.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
So that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
It's a little tricky because these all the shows go
up and down I don't know if I have a
least favorite. I think I really like all of them,
but least favorite housewife. You know, I really did not like.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I'll brace myself as you say, Teddy.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Peggy from OC. But yes, she just didn't really click
with me. You know, I haven't always loved Gina. To
be honest, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel,
(26:15):
I don't know. I mean, I'm sort of begrudginally coming
to realize she has a place. So I think it's Peggy.
I think it'm gonna go with Peggy. What do you
thout you, Ronnie, I just out here talking five minutes
about one answer.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
It's you know, over the years, I feel like I've
aged with these shows.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I really learned to appreciate my Housewives shows, and I
do not want them to go away. So I'm not
going to pick a worst because I feel like even
the worst ones eventually come back, and my favorites become
the worst for a year or two, and then they're
my favorites again.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
So I won't shit on.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Those all right, So you're stuck on an island, Heather, Gay,
Ramona or Sena.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
For who you get to keep or get sacrificed. I
think Heather, to be honest, even though she's mad at that,
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
She's a she's the most normal. I think she's like
the most normal. Ramona would never shut up and neither
with Gina.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
That she is this year and she was actually I
have to say, like she know was great and she was.
She hung out the entire night. A lot of times
when people do, like the Crappies, they do their their
their category and they just leave shutting out the whole time.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
She was great, So totally.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
She's cool, but she never shuts up. I'm not gonna
I mean, Heather would shut up and let me eat
a cocad. Yeah right, I'm on the island, guys, I.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Don't like I mean, granted, i'd be grudge holder myself,
but Heather holds a grudge for a very long time.
Like she's still mad at us for Bravo Con like
three years ago, won't come on the pod, won't talk
to us.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
What happened with you guys at Bravocan three years ago?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Forgot and shaw and we told her.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
To our Oh right, she was in your room partying
at one of the and then.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
We I didn't know, like it was that big of
a deal. And I announced it and she's like, like,
why would you talk about that.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm like, well, wanted to bring her to watch What
Happens live and I had to.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You're so full of ship. I actually contra.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
The worst people in your trunk and bringing them to
the scene. You just did that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, but I did.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I follow you, nand I didn't know how she followed you.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
No, that's because we're one of forty's most what's it
called again, I have an influential women on reality. Yeah, yeah, cool,
I didn't make the list. Guys talk about it.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
So it's okay.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
You can.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Holding out for crappy.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
You never know, you never know.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
We need to go to your show, both of us.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Okay, let's come on.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah, let's we're doing well this year. We're doing the
crappiest we think we're doing.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
I like your live show, our show, live show.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, the crappies are live. But yeah, yeah, for sure,
we don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
We want to be a crappy.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
We don't know if we're doing it in New York
or Los Angeles. So if you if it's in New York,
then we'll be in New York. So if you guys
are in New York, you can come. But if it's
in LA then no problem.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You guys. Thanks for tuning in to this episode of
twat Seat with Watch with Crappens. If you guys want
to continue on to this ship show, you just go
right on over to Arbons and.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
We're going to get some see me get annihilated. I
could feel it in my bones right now.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I don't think of all annihilation.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
So bad, right, I feel like because.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, all right, you guys.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Just like.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Bye,
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