February 10, 2025 • 28 mins
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Who is the villain of the year? Who is the best new Housewife?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camerage Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of the Twats. And
this is a special one because not only are we
have the big game. Yeah, it's the Twatty Award. This
is something we have never done before. I mean, it's coveted.
It's the coveted award to win it is. We don't
have anything to give you. We have a diet coke
(00:37):
if you would like that. We have a half drank
diet coke and a pin with a no ink in
it because I tried to ride on something and it
wouldn't work.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I have a new bombing purse.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh are we sure? It's real?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Fuck off?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
But this is our This is a big word and
I'm going to try to pronounce it right now. Our
inaugural twenty Awards. These nominees and winners are for the
calendar year of twenty twenty four, and the winners chosen.
They were chosen by our listeners, not even us, not
even us. We can't even be biased because you guys
(01:14):
chose biased.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Which one did Kyle win?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know. I haven't read through yet, but I'm
sure if I voted.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We know me too.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know what, you may have won one too if
I voted, because I don't think you won. I don't
think you want any either the biggest villain. Guess who
didn't get nominated?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Me or you? Thank God, Yes, this is all from
our listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This is all from our listening.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Thank you so much for voting.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
The first one is most iconic quote. The first one
is from Salt Lake City. It's our girl, Heather receipts
proof timeline screenshots.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, and in New Jersey, U subpoenaed the wrong bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So's Orange County. There's the door Shannon Badar.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
A Real Housewives of Salt Lake City that looks like
high body count hair.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And the winner is.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's the Real Housewife of Salt Lake City receipts proof
timeline screenshots.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's a good one.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I wonder if it was scripted, but it was a
good one. I don't think it was. It just kind
of really now that I realize how wonderful she is
again this season, I think she's just clever. But Harry,
speaking of high body count hair, I'm about to be
doing a little something special with Antie k because you
know anchie K and I see each other. Yes, am
(02:44):
I not involved in this because you don't live in
a camper at horses shows?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Like me and anchie K, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We're doing high She's gonna do high body count hair
on me.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
She's gonna do your hair. Uh huh oh, I can't
wait to see it. How do you think I'm gonna
look with high body count? What does that look like?
Like big poofy like Britain.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
M's hair did that night? But also, what is con
and you're gonna do that for the horse show? You're
we're gonna do it for a paid post.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But get that money, girl, get that money.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'll also be at the horse show and I'll be
walking around with big body count hair. But I have
a question what in this day and age from the age,
let's ask the younger gals, what is high body count considered?
Like if you were to give your number out, which
you're not, you don't have to really give me your number.
But like it's different for me and Tam because like
I was married for sixteen years. TAM's been married.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Her whole sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I was with Edwin for sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Wow. So Eddie and I have been together fifteen years,
and then Simon and I were together for we're married
eleven maybe thirteen years. So in my adult life, I
have two. That's my body count too. Now prior to.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That too, including Eddie and Simon.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, but prior to that, and that would be nineteen ninety.
I mean this would be in my twenties and thirties.
I lost count.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, so you can't say two if you lost count. No,
I'm saying in my it doesn't matter. You don't get
to separate a bike. I'm just gonna put it too.
I'm so.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You can't. I was a when I was younger, you
a health a chew. My parents didn't tell me they
loved me, so I found love elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
But all kidding aside, what is your account?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh god, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So the fact that you just tried to say too
is giving me anxiety.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I've said to in the last two decades that last time,
I'm sorry and two yeah, same, Okay, I'll leave it
at that. Prior to that ten.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So you're saying your overall number is twelve people. Yeah,
I find that to be a lie. Really can we
get a lie.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I was a law I couldn't. I can't even remember.
I'm just throwing that number out.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But I mean, you didn't put everybody's names in your
Kate Spade. Do you remember the Kate Spade planners?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
For how many people you had sex with?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, I had a Kate Spade planner. On one page,
I'd write their names, and then if we kissed, it
was like a circle. If it was more, it was
like a star.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, how how many How old were you when you
had sex for the first time, like completed sex?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yes, not just the tip, not just the tip, the
whole Dick. I mean I think I was a senior
in high school. Oh, I was fourteen, Okay, I mean
I was doing all of the Are you gonna ask
me his name? Sure? Can I get his Instagram account info?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Richard Yanker, Dick Yanker, No, Dick Yanker.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You lost your virginity to Dick Yanker?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
When was the last time you saw Dick Yanker? What
does he look like? I can't I don't know. Oh
my gosh, No, my first was my high school boyfriend.
But I don't even know if I could really count
it because it was like, I don't know that it
was ever to fruition.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh really, so mine my whole years were after I
split up with Ryan's father, Okay, Darren, and then till
the time I met Simon.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh how many Hoe years? And you had Hoe years
in Orange County?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah? I think so. I think I was mostly in
Orange County then. Yeah, Oh yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I mean after high school, probably the same year, like
I would say, probably the year two thousand was pretty
hoy for me.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Two thousand, I would really have to do the math.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
A year after high school.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh yeah, that was a year after my high school too.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
A year after high school I had, I had a
one year old. I mean I had, no I had.
He was much older than that. I was not with children.
But let's also be very clear. My number is higher
than I like twelve. Yes, it's higher than twelve, but
it's less than twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Mine could be, but I'm so old that I can't
remember that far back.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So you're blaming on set dementia.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Most iconic moment of twenty twenty four, voted by the
listeners deiy yanking down a sig and a range drover, and.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Then there saw Lake City Mary trying to get into
Meredith bar mitzpath.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Real Housewives of Miami, the gondola ride from Hell in
Mexico City.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And Marge sending Teresa funeral flowers.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
If Dey doesn't win this, she did, she won it.
But I also want to know, like, what is this
life like? Could you imagine if there was a photo
posted of mir or you smoking a sig, we definitely
would not be called.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I know, I know, but people I don't see people
smoking cigarettes that often. I see people like vaping more
than I see people.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Know who smokes cigarettes? Who the koogs?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh yeah, but he's.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
American spirits and they take five minutes to smoke one
sig and they stink, and he always smokes them in
the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
And it's crazy because people are like, smoke cigarettes or vapes,
you're gonna get cancer. Then you have these old school
guys from you know, nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I personally don't like the smell of a sig.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
No our cigar.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
No oh nope, no, I don't. I don't. I don't
wouldn't mind if a guy vaped as long as I
didn't have to see it.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
But at least it smells good. Does it smell or
it tastes good? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh you'd never seen one or smelled one. I'm sure
iconic confessional looks.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
The first one is Real Housewives to Orange County Gina.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh, they're talking about that one where she even came
out and said it was a bad look.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
The one Jeers doing Joe.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's kind of iconic. I think it's iconic. And then
Salt Lake City Broun won. She's had a lot of iconic.
I mean, I don't even know how you can beat that.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Then we've got Dubai chanel On, who she commented on
our thing and said, hello, of course I'm gonna win.
I have an afrow of roses in my conscias. Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then there's Angie from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
But what outfit was she wearing. Let me see, she.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Wears a big white, big pointed thing. I love Angie,
but like, I mean, she's got good style. She's got
good style. Bronwin won this. I personally would have voted
for shanel On. Yeah, I think so too. But you
know what's because their shows not on, So I think
that that's probably why you know when Salt Lake City
is airing right now. So I think that's why Bron
(09:47):
won won. But Bron one, I mean, come on, I
think this give this girl credit. She was a hot dog.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Let's give this girl credit. She is keeping things interesting
she whether it's from her looks or whatever. And she
doesn't look uncomfortable in her looks.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So it's not too imagic what we would look like
in hot dog outfits and all these big giant ruffles and.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I can't evenine. I mean I could see myself
trying to wear this Gina outfit and regretting it afterwards
as well, me too, me too.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
At least she had the balls to say, yeah, that
was ano good look, and we've all done that, especially
the confessionals.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, don't bang me back to you.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Bangs, bangs, she bangs, she banks.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay. Best season of twenty twenty four, Real Housewives of
Orange County season eighteen, Real Housewives of New Jersey season fourteen,
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season five, and Real
Housewives of Miami season six.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean, this one, we know what it is. It's
the number one show out there right now. That's Salt
Lake City.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Always Salt Lake City is the MVP of every They
are killing it. The fact that it's is it over?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, but they go straight into production after reunion.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, they're already filming. Yeah, they film. I don't know
if they're I don't think they're already filming, but they're
already up and running, up and running.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
They're getting I think they want them in the snow
and that's why they do that.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, well I like that.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well, this one, I'd happy to say that I am
not in it. But it's a Villain of.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
The Year, Villain of the Year, Real Housewives in New Jersey,
Jen Aiden, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Monica Garcia,
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Anne Marie Wiley, and then
Real Housewives of Orange County Alexis Bullino.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
And the winner is Monica Garcia, which I love. She's
a good villain and I'm i'm I think she needs
to come back.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, this is going to lead me to another question,
who would you say is a bigger villain? I realized
this is an honor things, so now you're gonna have
to make your own decision. But who do you think
is a bigger villain? Jen Shaw or Monica Garcia.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, I think Jen too.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I mean, who would you rather be friends with?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Monica?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I mean we already tried the friendship with Jenshaw.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That didn't work.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
It didn't work well at all.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
We did not You almost got we almost got kicked
out of Bravo con for that half friendship that was formed.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Best and we're lucky. We still have stuff in our
room when she left.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I mean the fact that she brought her jeweler and
her therapist. I know, a room that was a quarter
of an inch big. I know, like our bodies barely
fit in there. Okay, best friend of.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
My girl, Alexis she's on there, Kiky bar.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
It's only because there's only a selection.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Also city our Jackie. I don't. I don't know why Jackie.
Oh yeah, she was a friend towards a friend. I
forget that she was a because she was a housewife first.
And the winner is Kiki. Kiki's the best friend.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Of I miss Kiki.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I feel like Miami has been off for so long
I cannot wait for it to get back.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
But I was hoping that Kiki was going to come
back as a housewife. When do we find this out.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I don't know, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hey, can we do a plot twist and Kiki could
date Marcus Jordan if you don't know, If you don't
know who that is, that my that's Michael Jordan's son
who is in the train tracks.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, no, nobody needs to date him right now?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Would you rather date Marcus Jordan or Lenny Hawksteen Marcus Jordan, Uh,
Lenny listen to get free work done?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
True?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Marcus would be your pick.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Okay, you can have Lenny. I'll take Marcus. Fine, I'll
stick with my husband.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Best new housewife Please note we wanted a non the
new housewives who had majority of episodes in twenty twenty four,
which is why you do not see bows here in
this year.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Oh okay, because buzz would win clearly, clearly, I don't know.
Bron Win's pretty good. So we have Katie from OC,
Raquel from New York, bron Win from Salt Lake City,
and Stacey from Potomac.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't even care what the results say. Broun Win,
I'm not even you know what she did win. But
if she hadn't, I would allowed she was.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
She is probably the best newbie across all franchises.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I kind of want to hang out with Bronwyn, not
in a hot dog suit, just like regular. No, I
want to be in a hot dog suit, but I
want to see what it's like to just be from.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'll be Bustard, you'd be ketchup.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I don't want to be ketchup. But let's take a period.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh, I'll be relish ew who likes relish that's disgusting
and chunky.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Twat of the Year. They were chosen by our listeners
in an initial round where they could submit any name.
These four were the most received names. You Angie k
Salt Lake City, Bronwins Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby Salt
Lake City, and Beverly Hills. I got to tell you,
(15:16):
for three of these to be salt Lake City is
a big freaking wake up call. I think it's all
other franchises, yeah, including yours.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh oh, I told Andy Cohen, I said, put me
in boss. If I can go to any other franchise,
I would go to Salt Lake City in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
No, I mean, though, you can't.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Those girls know how to do it, and it's not like,
oh my god, you're so mean, do you? I mean
on mind, like, Oh, you're so mean, Rare. I would
see invisible in Salt Lake City probably.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Is Lisa Barlowe. And this now we get into fan
Q and A. Michael asked us if each Housewife cast
was competing as a team against the others and a
strategic competition show, i e. Survivor Big Brother, which show
would come out on top? So if each cast member
(16:11):
was competing, no cast, an entire cast, Well, I think
that that's a really good idea.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
That's something that I've talked about for years. They should
have like the Olympics, they should have a competition show
between house shows. Yes, I think it's a great idea.
Who would win?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
For the corporate world? I think we've got bows like
I think she could take. I mean, she's had more
real jobs than any other housewife I think.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
But this is competing, like physically competing.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I think it's any kind of competition. And Big Brother,
I think Erica has street smarts. Garcela and Kyle are
both actresses, Sutton sneaky. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
This is a tough one. It depends on what type
of show I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Salt Lake City, Okay, Tamra Judge Eyes wants to know
who on your Housewife Tamra Judge Eyes, that's her name
or his name?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
On the twitters or on the X on the X
Tamra Judge Eyes, who is on your Housewives? Mount Rushmore
without any who? Tama Judge, I fuck off without any bias.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yes, so you can't say Kyle's what he's saying or
she saying.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I was on on my list. I already wrote Kyle Ta.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I would say Kyle for sure. I might go as
far as to say Ramona No, just she's no ge
man and she's like she's up there. No, okay, you
don't like my Ramona. How many is there?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm gonna say it's wed. It should got to the
longest running housewives, so I would say you, Kyleesa, Nini, Nini, Yep, Kenya, Giselle.
I mean they might not be the longest running, but like, no,
(18:13):
I am, I know you are fifteen years bitch. The
next one is Bravo Confess. Asked what were your opinions
on Kenya being snubbed from Roal Housewives of Atlanta Season
sixteen cast photo.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Don't love it. I love Kenya I think she's great
on the show. She clearly made a mistake, she came
out and said it. But I mean I hope that
we're going to see a little bit of her this season.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well, I think if they used her in the trailer,
then they should have at least given a photo.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I mean, how many episodes do you she even.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Got a photo?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
For God's sakes, Oh, then Kenya should have got one.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Hey, some respect, respect okay Ner fan asked what Bravo loved.
Would you cast on next season's Traders? Oh, I will
fucking cut you to you.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
No, I think that. No, I'm not joking. I think
that you would do amazing on that. You are very
into like the True Crime, and you're very smart and
definitely you for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You know who I'd like to be on with Page?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh yeah, she'd be good.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I want Page Candace.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Candace was supposed to be on, but she got pregnant.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I don't know, Like I can't be on with Erica
because like I know her too well, we'd have to
do it separately. I do think I should be on
a ship meet Erica and Renna, and like Kyle should
do some sort of show where we're talking about like
dating life. I think that would be interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I would pitch that bitch.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I'm too I'm too booked up with the pod to
be pitching. But yeah, I would like to hang out
with some of those people and I but I would
want to be a trader. I would not want to
be a faith.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Well, you don't have a choice. I hate to break
it to.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You, but what do you think they would make me faithful?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Fuck? You never know. You can always get to be
a trader later in the season.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I want to be a faith I wanted you to
have to have.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
A good argument because they sit you down with Alan
before and you need to tell him what you want
to be and why. So if you really have your diox,
you might become a trader.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, nobody's reached out, so I don't think I have
to worry about it at this point in time.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Well, I wish I had some poll but I rarely
made it.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Rob made it further than you.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Robin and I tied. Yeah, we're tied, exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay? Fine? Instagram user Yeah seene Alvi ninety two. What
twat seat guest was your favorite? Oh my god, I
feel like we fell in love with somebody. Once.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I feel like we fell in love with people a
lot of times, but I I'm John a blank here
on this one. I mean throw me some names.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Well, Jeff Lewis was really fun on the twat seat
because he was very unfiltered. But we appreciate everybody coming on. Yes,
I would really like Heather Gay to come on because
she's one of the only people that continuously says notice
because she's mad at us about the Ginshaw Bravo con.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Oh, come on, You're only as good as this week's episode, girl.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Listen, but she's back in action.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I love them all.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Instagram user who said that what ask? That's a long
like how many times do you have to put in names?
Who said what asks? Yeah, you can only keep three
Real Housewives New York cast members next season? Which three
are you keeping?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Oh wow? Okay, so cy.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I that that's on my list as well, But like,
I don't know that I really believe that anymore. I
feel like I need Side last year. I need Si
pre getting a glass in her foot. Yeah. Yeah, for me,
the only non negotiable at this point is like, I
need Aaron.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You want Aaron?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I want Aaron?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Okay, So cy in Aarin mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Would you rather have Uba.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Or I think uber uber or brand? Is that what
you're gonna say? Uber uber?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
But UBA's like really in on the story at this
point or do you think that UBA's just causing drama
for drama's sake?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I think but has good potential. I think that she
gets explosive. I think she says things she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Mean, but I don't think she's following along with what
the actual fights are about. And that's a problem for me.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't know. After watching at the reunion, we saw
so I was so.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Loving at the reunion. Yeah, but also, does Uba get
to count as a real Housewives of New York if
she lives in Connecticut?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Well, she moved right to Connecticut full time.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah. Oh well this next question, Trischelle just walked in,
so we're gonna make her play this question with us.
It's a Mary fuck kill. But we don't like to
do Mary fuck kill. We like to say Mary fuck
bye because we don't need to like actually murder. It's
our final it's the TWAT Awards. Okay, Mary f by, Okay, Boston,
(23:50):
Rob Derek and Wes.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Oh, Okay, I would probably f Boston Rob sorry to
his wife, just like the accent to say kids, Yeah,
he has like a million kids. He has like this
four or five. Oh yeah, and she's beautiful, so I
mean she probably gets this a lot. His accent's very sexy.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah, I find something I do. I find something sexy
about him.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
And then I would marry Derek because yeah, like he's
just like a good guy. I would definitely buy to
Wes just because I love Wes very much, but he
I couldn't be married to him, or I couldn't. I
don't think I could have them either.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
What are your thoughts on The Readunion and The Traders
this season?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
My god, I love it. I think it's so good, Like, honestly,
two episodes ago was probably the best reality TV I've
ever seen.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yes, who do you think they're going to bring in
to be a Trader now?
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I think either Dylan or.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
See. I think Dylan's about to get killed.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Maybe maybe you're right. I feel like they might bring
in Brittany because Danielle seems like she really wants to
like be the number one, and she wants to like.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Throw I would kill her.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
She wants to throw someone under the bus, So it's.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
The most annoying Trader every annoying.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Did you cry when you were on Traders? I can't
remember I did. That's annoying, I know.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I'm sorry I did.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I did.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I cried like once or twice. But yeah, yeah, Cet
hurt my feelings one time.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
And then it wasn't it your boyfriend on real World? No? No,
back in the day, you and CT were like No.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Andy Cohen thinks that we like had sex too, I'm like, no, igot,
I never.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Happened my like teenage years, remember with each other.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
No, we did not like each other at all.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
There's somebody in the reality world you dated, though, like
all of them, all of that.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Okay, Steven from my season, who was really cute. He
was like the guy with the blonde tips. It was
popular back then whenever it was too bad.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Hold on, you were telling me you didn't date CT.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
No, but I did him. I dated the miss I dated, Yes, yes,
we had.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
A whole thing.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Doctor doctor which doctor, doctor the skin doctor?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Will? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I did not date Will.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Who dated somebody dated Will?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I thought I dated somebody in the reality world, but
I can't remember who it was. And then I dated
this guy Adam, who was like on the Challenges, and
then I, I don't know, I hooked up with like
all of them, like on springw HO.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I was a, oh, can you tell we've been talking
about high body count, hair and numbers. Tamar tried to
say that her number of sexual partners is too because
she's only counting at the last two decades.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I was like, okay, yeah, I want I actually two
decades still, that's that's high for me. I honestly, I
can't even remember. And I'm okay saying that I have,
what I said, a great time in my twenties, some
in my thirties. I didn't get Marychelle. I was thirty eight,
so it definitely the double digits. Yeah, I mean, I like,
from eighteen to thirty eight, that's a long time for me.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Fourteen.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I'm fourteen to twenty one.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I know it was a high school ho, but you
were married for a long time, so like, I'm sure three.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Times three times that high? Really, I had no three.
I had a seven year relationship with Ryan's father out
of high school, and then with Simon. I was with
him for eleven years, married, probably two or three years
prior to that and then with Eddie. We've been together
fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
So that's why I can only remember the last two decades. No, no,
I had no. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Don't worry. She had him.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I had them, I had him.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I know we have to end this episode, but don't
you guys worry. We're gonna have more of Trachelle for
her own special episode on the twat Seat. We're so
glad she could join us here. I know.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well, we'll talk to you guys soon. Thanks.
Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camerage Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of the Twats. And
this is a special one because not only are we
have the big game. Yeah, it's the Twatty Award. This
is something we have never done before. I mean, it's coveted.
It's the coveted award to win it is. We don't
have anything to give you. We have a diet coke
(00:37):
if you would like that. We have a half drank
diet coke and a pin with a no ink in
it because I tried to ride on something and it
wouldn't work.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I have a new bombing purse.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh are we sure? It's real?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Fuck off?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
But this is our This is a big word and
I'm going to try to pronounce it right now. Our
inaugural twenty Awards. These nominees and winners are for the
calendar year of twenty twenty four, and the winners chosen.
They were chosen by our listeners, not even us, not
even us. We can't even be biased because you guys
(01:14):
chose biased.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Which one did Kyle win?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know. I haven't read through yet, but I'm
sure if I voted.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We know me too.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know what, you may have won one too if
I voted, because I don't think you won. I don't
think you want any either the biggest villain. Guess who
didn't get nominated?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Me or you? Thank God, Yes, this is all from
our listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This is all from our listening.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Thank you so much for voting.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
The first one is most iconic quote. The first one
is from Salt Lake City. It's our girl, Heather receipts
proof timeline screenshots.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, and in New Jersey, U subpoenaed the wrong bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So's Orange County. There's the door Shannon Badar.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
A Real Housewives of Salt Lake City that looks like
high body count hair.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And the winner is.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's the Real Housewife of Salt Lake City receipts proof
timeline screenshots.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's a good one.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I wonder if it was scripted, but it was a
good one. I don't think it was. It just kind
of really now that I realize how wonderful she is
again this season, I think she's just clever. But Harry,
speaking of high body count hair, I'm about to be
doing a little something special with Antie k because you
know anchie K and I see each other. Yes, am
(02:44):
I not involved in this because you don't live in
a camper at horses shows?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Like me and anchie K, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We're doing high She's gonna do high body count hair
on me.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
She's gonna do your hair. Uh huh oh, I can't
wait to see it. How do you think I'm gonna
look with high body count? What does that look like?
Like big poofy like Britain.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
M's hair did that night? But also, what is con
and you're gonna do that for the horse show? You're
we're gonna do it for a paid post.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But get that money, girl, get that money.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'll also be at the horse show and I'll be
walking around with big body count hair. But I have
a question what in this day and age from the age,
let's ask the younger gals, what is high body count considered?
Like if you were to give your number out, which
you're not, you don't have to really give me your number.
But like it's different for me and Tam because like
I was married for sixteen years. TAM's been married.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Her whole sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I was with Edwin for sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Wow. So Eddie and I have been together fifteen years,
and then Simon and I were together for we're married
eleven maybe thirteen years. So in my adult life, I
have two. That's my body count too. Now prior to.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That too, including Eddie and Simon.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, but prior to that, and that would be nineteen ninety.
I mean this would be in my twenties and thirties.
I lost count.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, so you can't say two if you lost count. No,
I'm saying in my it doesn't matter. You don't get
to separate a bike. I'm just gonna put it too.
I'm so.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You can't. I was a when I was younger, you
a health a chew. My parents didn't tell me they
loved me, so I found love elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
But all kidding aside, what is your account?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh god, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So the fact that you just tried to say too
is giving me anxiety.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I've said to in the last two decades that last time,
I'm sorry and two yeah, same, Okay, I'll leave it
at that. Prior to that ten.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So you're saying your overall number is twelve people. Yeah,
I find that to be a lie. Really can we
get a lie.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I was a law I couldn't. I can't even remember.
I'm just throwing that number out.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But I mean, you didn't put everybody's names in your
Kate Spade. Do you remember the Kate Spade planners?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
For how many people you had sex with?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, I had a Kate Spade planner. On one page,
I'd write their names, and then if we kissed, it
was like a circle. If it was more, it was
like a star.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, how how many How old were you when you
had sex for the first time, like completed sex?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yes, not just the tip, not just the tip, the
whole Dick. I mean I think I was a senior
in high school. Oh, I was fourteen, Okay, I mean
I was doing all of the Are you gonna ask
me his name? Sure? Can I get his Instagram account info?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Richard Yanker, Dick Yanker, No, Dick Yanker.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You lost your virginity to Dick Yanker?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
When was the last time you saw Dick Yanker? What
does he look like? I can't I don't know. Oh
my gosh, No, my first was my high school boyfriend.
But I don't even know if I could really count
it because it was like, I don't know that it
was ever to fruition.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh really, so mine my whole years were after I
split up with Ryan's father, Okay, Darren, and then till
the time I met Simon.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh how many Hoe years? And you had Hoe years
in Orange County?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah? I think so. I think I was mostly in
Orange County then. Yeah, Oh yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I mean after high school, probably the same year, like
I would say, probably the year two thousand was pretty
hoy for me.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Two thousand, I would really have to do the math.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
A year after high school.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh yeah, that was a year after my high school too.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
A year after high school I had, I had a
one year old. I mean I had, no I had.
He was much older than that. I was not with children.
But let's also be very clear. My number is higher
than I like twelve. Yes, it's higher than twelve, but
it's less than twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Mine could be, but I'm so old that I can't
remember that far back.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So you're blaming on set dementia.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Most iconic moment of twenty twenty four, voted by the
listeners deiy yanking down a sig and a range drover, and.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Then there saw Lake City Mary trying to get into
Meredith bar mitzpath.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Real Housewives of Miami, the gondola ride from Hell in
Mexico City.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And Marge sending Teresa funeral flowers.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
If Dey doesn't win this, she did, she won it.
But I also want to know, like, what is this
life like? Could you imagine if there was a photo
posted of mir or you smoking a sig, we definitely
would not be called.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I know, I know, but people I don't see people
smoking cigarettes that often. I see people like vaping more
than I see people.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Know who smokes cigarettes? Who the koogs?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh yeah, but he's.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
American spirits and they take five minutes to smoke one
sig and they stink, and he always smokes them in
the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
And it's crazy because people are like, smoke cigarettes or vapes,
you're gonna get cancer. Then you have these old school
guys from you know, nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I personally don't like the smell of a sig.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
No our cigar.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
No oh nope, no, I don't. I don't. I don't
wouldn't mind if a guy vaped as long as I
didn't have to see it.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
But at least it smells good. Does it smell or
it tastes good? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh you'd never seen one or smelled one. I'm sure
iconic confessional looks.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
The first one is Real Housewives to Orange County Gina.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh, they're talking about that one where she even came
out and said it was a bad look.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
The one Jeers doing Joe.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's kind of iconic. I think it's iconic. And then
Salt Lake City Broun won. She's had a lot of iconic.
I mean, I don't even know how you can beat that.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Then we've got Dubai chanel On, who she commented on
our thing and said, hello, of course I'm gonna win.
I have an afrow of roses in my conscias. Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then there's Angie from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
But what outfit was she wearing. Let me see, she.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Wears a big white, big pointed thing. I love Angie,
but like, I mean, she's got good style. She's got
good style. Bronwin won this. I personally would have voted
for shanel On. Yeah, I think so too. But you
know what's because their shows not on, So I think
that that's probably why you know when Salt Lake City
is airing right now. So I think that's why Bron
(09:47):
won won. But Bron one, I mean, come on, I
think this give this girl credit. She was a hot dog.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Let's give this girl credit. She is keeping things interesting
she whether it's from her looks or whatever. And she
doesn't look uncomfortable in her looks.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So it's not too imagic what we would look like
in hot dog outfits and all these big giant ruffles and.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I can't evenine. I mean I could see myself
trying to wear this Gina outfit and regretting it afterwards
as well, me too, me too.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
At least she had the balls to say, yeah, that
was ano good look, and we've all done that, especially
the confessionals.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, don't bang me back to you.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Bangs, bangs, she bangs, she banks.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay. Best season of twenty twenty four, Real Housewives of
Orange County season eighteen, Real Housewives of New Jersey season fourteen,
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season five, and Real
Housewives of Miami season six.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean, this one, we know what it is. It's
the number one show out there right now. That's Salt
Lake City.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Always Salt Lake City is the MVP of every They
are killing it. The fact that it's is it over?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, but they go straight into production after reunion.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, they're already filming. Yeah, they film. I don't know
if they're I don't think they're already filming, but they're
already up and running, up and running.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
They're getting I think they want them in the snow
and that's why they do that.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, well I like that.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well, this one, I'd happy to say that I am
not in it. But it's a Villain of.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
The Year, Villain of the Year, Real Housewives in New Jersey,
Jen Aiden, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Monica Garcia,
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Anne Marie Wiley, and then
Real Housewives of Orange County Alexis Bullino.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
And the winner is Monica Garcia, which I love. She's
a good villain and I'm i'm I think she needs
to come back.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, this is going to lead me to another question,
who would you say is a bigger villain? I realized
this is an honor things, so now you're gonna have
to make your own decision. But who do you think
is a bigger villain? Jen Shaw or Monica Garcia.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, I think Jen too.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I mean, who would you rather be friends with?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Monica?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I mean we already tried the friendship with Jenshaw.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That didn't work.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
It didn't work well at all.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
We did not You almost got we almost got kicked
out of Bravo con for that half friendship that was formed.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Best and we're lucky. We still have stuff in our
room when she left.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I mean the fact that she brought her jeweler and
her therapist. I know, a room that was a quarter
of an inch big. I know, like our bodies barely
fit in there. Okay, best friend of.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
My girl, Alexis she's on there, Kiky bar.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
It's only because there's only a selection.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Also city our Jackie. I don't. I don't know why Jackie.
Oh yeah, she was a friend towards a friend. I
forget that she was a because she was a housewife first.
And the winner is Kiki. Kiki's the best friend.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Of I miss Kiki.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I feel like Miami has been off for so long
I cannot wait for it to get back.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
But I was hoping that Kiki was going to come
back as a housewife. When do we find this out.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I don't know, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hey, can we do a plot twist and Kiki could
date Marcus Jordan if you don't know, If you don't
know who that is, that my that's Michael Jordan's son
who is in the train tracks.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, no, nobody needs to date him right now?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Would you rather date Marcus Jordan or Lenny Hawksteen Marcus Jordan, Uh,
Lenny listen to get free work done?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
True?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Marcus would be your pick.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Okay, you can have Lenny. I'll take Marcus. Fine, I'll
stick with my husband.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Best new housewife Please note we wanted a non the
new housewives who had majority of episodes in twenty twenty four,
which is why you do not see bows here in
this year.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Oh okay, because buzz would win clearly, clearly, I don't know.
Bron Win's pretty good. So we have Katie from OC,
Raquel from New York, bron Win from Salt Lake City,
and Stacey from Potomac.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't even care what the results say. Broun Win,
I'm not even you know what she did win. But
if she hadn't, I would allowed she was.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
She is probably the best newbie across all franchises.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I kind of want to hang out with Bronwyn, not
in a hot dog suit, just like regular. No, I
want to be in a hot dog suit, but I
want to see what it's like to just be from.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'll be Bustard, you'd be ketchup.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I don't want to be ketchup. But let's take a period.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh, I'll be relish ew who likes relish that's disgusting
and chunky.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Twat of the Year. They were chosen by our listeners
in an initial round where they could submit any name.
These four were the most received names. You Angie k
Salt Lake City, Bronwins Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby Salt
Lake City, and Beverly Hills. I got to tell you,
(15:16):
for three of these to be salt Lake City is
a big freaking wake up call. I think it's all
other franchises, yeah, including yours.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh oh, I told Andy Cohen, I said, put me
in boss. If I can go to any other franchise,
I would go to Salt Lake City in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
No, I mean, though, you can't.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Those girls know how to do it, and it's not like,
oh my god, you're so mean, do you? I mean
on mind, like, Oh, you're so mean, Rare. I would
see invisible in Salt Lake City probably.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Is Lisa Barlowe. And this now we get into fan
Q and A. Michael asked us if each Housewife cast
was competing as a team against the others and a
strategic competition show, i e. Survivor Big Brother, which show
would come out on top? So if each cast member
(16:11):
was competing, no cast, an entire cast, Well, I think
that that's a really good idea.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
That's something that I've talked about for years. They should
have like the Olympics, they should have a competition show
between house shows. Yes, I think it's a great idea.
Who would win?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
For the corporate world? I think we've got bows like
I think she could take. I mean, she's had more
real jobs than any other housewife I think.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
But this is competing, like physically competing.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I think it's any kind of competition. And Big Brother,
I think Erica has street smarts. Garcela and Kyle are
both actresses, Sutton sneaky. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
This is a tough one. It depends on what type
of show I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Salt Lake City, Okay, Tamra Judge Eyes wants to know
who on your Housewife Tamra Judge Eyes, that's her name
or his name?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
On the twitters or on the X on the X
Tamra Judge Eyes, who is on your Housewives? Mount Rushmore
without any who? Tama Judge, I fuck off without any bias.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yes, so you can't say Kyle's what he's saying or
she saying.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I was on on my list. I already wrote Kyle Ta.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I would say Kyle for sure. I might go as
far as to say Ramona No, just she's no ge
man and she's like she's up there. No, okay, you
don't like my Ramona. How many is there?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm gonna say it's wed. It should got to the
longest running housewives, so I would say you, Kyleesa, Nini, Nini, Yep, Kenya, Giselle.
I mean they might not be the longest running, but like, no,
(18:13):
I am, I know you are fifteen years bitch. The
next one is Bravo Confess. Asked what were your opinions
on Kenya being snubbed from Roal Housewives of Atlanta Season
sixteen cast photo.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Don't love it. I love Kenya I think she's great
on the show. She clearly made a mistake, she came
out and said it. But I mean I hope that
we're going to see a little bit of her this season.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well, I think if they used her in the trailer,
then they should have at least given a photo.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I mean, how many episodes do you she even.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Got a photo?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
For God's sakes, Oh, then Kenya should have got one.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Hey, some respect, respect okay Ner fan asked what Bravo loved.
Would you cast on next season's Traders? Oh, I will
fucking cut you to you.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
No, I think that. No, I'm not joking. I think
that you would do amazing on that. You are very
into like the True Crime, and you're very smart and
definitely you for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You know who I'd like to be on with Page?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh yeah, she'd be good.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I want Page Candace.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Candace was supposed to be on, but she got pregnant.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I don't know, Like I can't be on with Erica
because like I know her too well, we'd have to
do it separately. I do think I should be on
a ship meet Erica and Renna, and like Kyle should
do some sort of show where we're talking about like
dating life. I think that would be interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I would pitch that bitch.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I'm too I'm too booked up with the pod to
be pitching. But yeah, I would like to hang out
with some of those people and I but I would
want to be a trader. I would not want to
be a faith.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Well, you don't have a choice. I hate to break
it to.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You, but what do you think they would make me faithful?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Fuck? You never know. You can always get to be
a trader later in the season.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I want to be a faith I wanted you to
have to have.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
A good argument because they sit you down with Alan
before and you need to tell him what you want
to be and why. So if you really have your diox,
you might become a trader.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, nobody's reached out, so I don't think I have
to worry about it at this point in time.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Well, I wish I had some poll but I rarely
made it.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Rob made it further than you.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Robin and I tied. Yeah, we're tied, exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay? Fine? Instagram user Yeah seene Alvi ninety two. What
twat seat guest was your favorite? Oh my god, I
feel like we fell in love with somebody. Once.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I feel like we fell in love with people a
lot of times, but I I'm John a blank here
on this one. I mean throw me some names.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Well, Jeff Lewis was really fun on the twat seat
because he was very unfiltered. But we appreciate everybody coming on. Yes,
I would really like Heather Gay to come on because
she's one of the only people that continuously says notice
because she's mad at us about the Ginshaw Bravo con.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Oh, come on, You're only as good as this week's episode, girl.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Listen, but she's back in action.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I love them all.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Instagram user who said that what ask? That's a long
like how many times do you have to put in names?
Who said what asks? Yeah, you can only keep three
Real Housewives New York cast members next season? Which three
are you keeping?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Oh wow? Okay, so cy.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I that that's on my list as well, But like,
I don't know that I really believe that anymore. I
feel like I need Side last year. I need Si
pre getting a glass in her foot. Yeah. Yeah, for me,
the only non negotiable at this point is like, I
need Aaron.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You want Aaron?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I want Aaron?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Okay, So cy in Aarin mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Would you rather have Uba.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Or I think uber uber or brand? Is that what
you're gonna say? Uber uber?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
But UBA's like really in on the story at this
point or do you think that UBA's just causing drama
for drama's sake?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I think but has good potential. I think that she
gets explosive. I think she says things she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Mean, but I don't think she's following along with what
the actual fights are about. And that's a problem for me.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't know. After watching at the reunion, we saw
so I was so.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Loving at the reunion. Yeah, but also, does Uba get
to count as a real Housewives of New York if
she lives in Connecticut?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Well, she moved right to Connecticut full time.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah. Oh well this next question, Trischelle just walked in,
so we're gonna make her play this question with us.
It's a Mary fuck kill. But we don't like to
do Mary fuck kill. We like to say Mary fuck
bye because we don't need to like actually murder. It's
our final it's the TWAT Awards. Okay, Mary f by, Okay, Boston,
(23:50):
Rob Derek and Wes.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Oh, Okay, I would probably f Boston Rob sorry to
his wife, just like the accent to say kids, Yeah,
he has like a million kids. He has like this
four or five. Oh yeah, and she's beautiful, so I
mean she probably gets this a lot. His accent's very sexy.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah, I find something I do. I find something sexy
about him.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
And then I would marry Derek because yeah, like he's
just like a good guy. I would definitely buy to
Wes just because I love Wes very much, but he
I couldn't be married to him, or I couldn't. I
don't think I could have them either.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
What are your thoughts on The Readunion and The Traders
this season?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
My god, I love it. I think it's so good, Like, honestly,
two episodes ago was probably the best reality TV I've
ever seen.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yes, who do you think they're going to bring in
to be a Trader now?
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I think either Dylan or.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
See. I think Dylan's about to get killed.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Maybe maybe you're right. I feel like they might bring
in Brittany because Danielle seems like she really wants to
like be the number one, and she wants to like.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Throw I would kill her.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
She wants to throw someone under the bus, So it's.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
The most annoying Trader every annoying.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Did you cry when you were on Traders? I can't
remember I did. That's annoying, I know.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I'm sorry I did.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I did.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I cried like once or twice. But yeah, yeah, Cet
hurt my feelings one time.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
And then it wasn't it your boyfriend on real World? No? No,
back in the day, you and CT were like No.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Andy Cohen thinks that we like had sex too, I'm like, no, igot,
I never.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Happened my like teenage years, remember with each other.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
No, we did not like each other at all.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
There's somebody in the reality world you dated, though, like
all of them, all of that.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Okay, Steven from my season, who was really cute. He
was like the guy with the blonde tips. It was
popular back then whenever it was too bad.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Hold on, you were telling me you didn't date CT.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
No, but I did him. I dated the miss I dated, Yes, yes,
we had.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
A whole thing.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Doctor doctor which doctor, doctor the skin doctor?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Will? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I did not date Will.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Who dated somebody dated Will?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I thought I dated somebody in the reality world, but
I can't remember who it was. And then I dated
this guy Adam, who was like on the Challenges, and
then I, I don't know, I hooked up with like
all of them, like on springw HO.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I was a, oh, can you tell we've been talking
about high body count, hair and numbers. Tamar tried to
say that her number of sexual partners is too because
she's only counting at the last two decades.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I was like, okay, yeah, I want I actually two
decades still, that's that's high for me. I honestly, I
can't even remember. And I'm okay saying that I have,
what I said, a great time in my twenties, some
in my thirties. I didn't get Marychelle. I was thirty eight,
so it definitely the double digits. Yeah, I mean, I like,
from eighteen to thirty eight, that's a long time for me.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Fourteen.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I'm fourteen to twenty one.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I know it was a high school ho, but you
were married for a long time, so like, I'm sure three.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Times three times that high? Really, I had no three.
I had a seven year relationship with Ryan's father out
of high school, and then with Simon. I was with
him for eleven years, married, probably two or three years
prior to that and then with Eddie. We've been together
fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
So that's why I can only remember the last two decades. No, no,
I had no. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Don't worry. She had him.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I had them, I had him.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I know we have to end this episode, but don't
you guys worry. We're gonna have more of Trachelle for
her own special episode on the twat Seat. We're so
glad she could join us here. I know.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well, we'll talk to you guys soon. Thanks.
Hosts And Creators
Teddi Mellencamp
Tamra Judge
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