September 5, 2025 • 46 mins
This week on RHOM, Teddi calls out one of the mojitos for being a hypocrite!
Dolores weighs in on Lisa still wearing her wedding ring and they have some advice for Stephanie.
Plus, Dolores gives Jody tips (from her own experience with Paulie) on handling awkward on-camera convos.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Cameridge Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Two Cheese and
a Pods with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The Laura's Catania.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hello, Hi, babe, what's up? Not that much.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm still in Rhode Island, you know, just hanging out.
I'm actually supposed to go meet a senator because she
passed a law in Rhode Island recognizing menopause in the workplace.
So when you go to work and you're all fucking.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Crazy flashes and crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Flashes, crazy, then you should be given some time or
some grace. And I want to go shake her hand.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, well, that's great that you're going. I can't wait
to hear more information about that.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah. I want to thank her. Young girl. She's in
her late thir and.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
You know, because Perry Minimo's menopaust starts at thirty five.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, I think I'm an either Perry or real.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's real. It's all real.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh my gosh. Well, Tam is going to be so
just a little housewife headline. Tam is going to be
so upset that Karen Huger came out and she was glamed.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I think she lambed.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I think she was glamed. I mean she looked hot.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Would she do.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Get glammed in the car, because you know, you you
go from the gate opens and you get into the
car with whoever's you know.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
When she was leaving to co out, did they did
they film that? Did they get pictures of that? I
don't remember so long ago.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, you know, her lawyer picked her up, so I
think it was her lawyer that But she went right
home to film. It was the Remember it was the
first time the girls were.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Seeing her after Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But being able to she's home, she didn't tell them
she was coming home. Oh god, even thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
For Karen Huger, they had like the cameras. You could
see the cameras and these paparazzi picks. You could see
her getting into the car waving.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Listen, we've seen her on her worst.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I don't think what we saw Teddy, Well, we saw
that day on that video. You do all the GLAMs
she wants because I will never get that out of
my I can't un see that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's true, That is very true.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Glam it up because I'm still going to see you
and saying the things that you said that made me
laugh for five months.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I love five months.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I thought you were gonna say five minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No, five months, five months, and I still will.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I'll still watch it if it comes up, if the
feed comes up somewhere, which it should, I'm still gonna
watch it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And well, now that we've talked about it, to infiltrate
it into your phone and you're it, come.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
On today, I could use a good lab. I always
I'm always good for you for a laugh.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I know I miss you every week when I
don't talk to you. Yeah, no, I'm a little Yesterday
I had immunotherapy.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I know that's hard, right, So.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
They did that, and then they also gave me an
iron infused drip. Yeah, like an iron infusion takes forever, right,
it takes forever. But I also I've never had one,
so I'm like kind of hyped up.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Girl, enjoy that hype.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm like, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, well that that goes to show you how bad
you needed it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, really, yeah, I've never had one before.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So I have because I used to have very heavy
periods and then I had an ablasion, so I didn't
need one but I was extremely I need extremely, like
I should have been hospitalized.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But the thing is it's such a slow drip, right
yeah yeah, but is this your first one? You've never
had it.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I would think you would have needed it with all
the immunotherapy that you've been through.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well. Yeah, I kept showing that I had low iron
low iron, and then I ended up going and getting
my EEG and they said, you know, like each time
she does her immune therapy, now she should get the iron. Yeah.
So now he's waiting on my EEG results, which how
insurance doesn't coverage Teddy, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
No, if your insurance doesn't, yours probably will. Mine was
thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh so I'm getting that good good.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You're getting that good ship.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm good, good ship.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well, I'm really for you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh thank you. So I hope that this time goes up.
You know, I end up feeling better because this weekend
it's Kyle's daughter's wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, So I'm really hoping it'll be like my
first time being up like past you know, nine o'clock. Oh,
so I'm like, you gotta have the energy. I hope
that you keep feeling good. And I hope that you know.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
The wedding's wet Saturday. Yeah, amazing, you'll be fine. This
is great.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
It's such even your skin, you're coloring everything beautiful always anyway,
but thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Good.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Should I wig or no wig?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
No wig? Girl with a face like that, you don't
need hair, And look at that. I cover that. You know,
at my age, we got to put it in. Put
it on.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Cover as much as duff.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
For the arm, I cover the arms.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, my arms are now that I don't get spray tands.
My arms are always covered these days. I'm like, let's
cover these bad boys these stage we go.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You are good, you are good. Do not know that
hair stop? So good?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Beautiful?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Thank you, but you do it you well this episode.
So for season seven, episode fourteen, I was hoping for more.
I really thought this was such a film. You know,
we talk about how we love when housewaids fight and
then the housewives fight and then they have resolution. But
this wasn't even that. They just kept everybody separated. Why though,
(06:24):
I don't guess they didn't want to make up. Well no,
I think because they didn't want to mess up the
Virgin cruise. They didn't want to mess up their relationship
with Richard Branson.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Ha ha.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But watching this episode, all the thought was I want
to go to Virgin Cruise while wearing Anastasia of Beverly
Hills makeup, like, come on, paid posts, get it together,
let's go, let's go.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Speaking of cruises, you know my cruise is canceled. It
is they canceled my cruise. Yes, why I was supposed
to be on with Shannon and Theresa, and the company
said they are canceling for unseen circumstances, which maybe they
just didn't sell enough tickets.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh gosh, so they rescheduled.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
They rescheduled. Okay, well get me on one of those soon.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, in the next rescheduled one.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well come on. Hopefully I'll be feeling better by then.
But the episode starts off with Marisol and Julia meet
for lunch. Julia tells Marisol how in the past she
has struggled with her relationship with her daughters, and then
Julia tells Marisol that her daughters told her. One of
her daughters told her I love you, I love and
how much it meant to her. I'm sorry, but Julia
(07:48):
not telling her grown daughter she was adopting two boys
is as weird as her hair in the scene.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm sorry, I am I not supposed to be laughing
because this is a fucked up scene. I'm sorry. I'm
just gonna say I agree with you. So, I mean,
I I don't like to judge the way other people
parent because if you ask me never, I mean, you know,
(08:16):
it's every everybody's different. Culturally, she's different, you know what
I mean, Like they're just listen. She should have told them.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
She should have told them from the very beginning thinking
about it. Then they could have talked through it. Then
by the time that she actually adopted the boys, they
would have all been in a better place. But who knows.
They could be annoyed at her about anything.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well, like you mean when she didn't know what school.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
She went to.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, that might have That might have done it too.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
There's some things I there.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I mean, I don't do. We really don't know the
full story. The kids could be just mad about the boys,
but you know, as.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They could have been mad for a while.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
They could have been mad for a while. But as
an adult.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Kid child, at some point you say to yourself, am
I going to stop being mad at my parents who
are do screwed up things and just get over it
and just go with it. Okay, Now we have two brothers.
Let me not be mad and let me go embrace them.
But that's going to be on them.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Of course, I understand why they're upset.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, and also, you know, hopefully Julia is you know,
making a big effort with them to show them how
much because you know, yeah, part of it could be
they didn't know. Part of them could be you know,
they're feeling like, well, what about us? You know, all
those different feelings that kids have. I mean, and listen,
I'm no perfect parent. Like my daughter Dove this morning
(09:54):
came in and I didn't answer with her within ten seconds,
and so she peed on my bedroom floor. My dogs
do that, Like I'm not kidding. She goes mom and
I go yeah, and she goes mom and I was
like yes, And then she goes, well you took too long.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Floor. I go, duf.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You have a bathroom in your room, go pee in there.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
So she was asking to use your bathroom, yes, but
when she doesn't even have to ask, does she know
to use your bathroom?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I think she just wanted an excuse to pee on
your floor.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think she, but she did at least do it,
Like there's like a little area of rug and then
there's also the hardwood. She at least had the decency
to do it in the hardwood. It had.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
That stays the hardwood.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Well, okay, nobody lives in an easy cleanup. But then
the best is Cruise was sleeping with me. So then
he gets up. He doesn't realize what's happening.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Right in and.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
He's like, Mom, there's what stuff all over the floor.
And I'm like, that's I didn't have a fit. That's
an episode right there.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So you know what, when I when I'm making my
commentary about parenting, remember this morning.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Listen, No, there's no I was always the last mother
at pickup. Always.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I almost beat up one of the teachers for saying
something about it. She quit the next day. It was
a whole thing, Like my kids can tell you stories.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So I have to say that I will never talk
about somebody else's pairing. It's so hard being a parent.
It is so hard. You should have answered Dove sooner.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, that's my fault. I should have said, Dove, what's up?
Do you need a potty in my bathroom? Con that's just.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'm just start doing that didn't answer me, So I.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You took too long.
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Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Then Kiki and her father meet for dinner. My favorite
part about this scene is like fourth wall, what are
you talking about? No, we're just gonna We're gonna talk
to Kiki's talking directly straight to the camera.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
But look it, if I didn't throw you out on
the street in the rain, you would not have these
cameras here right now.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Look at the contrast, though. You have Julia's kids are
upset that they.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Weren't told about their new brothers.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
And you have Kiki just saying, listen, Dad, I want
to let you know I forgive you for throwing me
out in the street.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
And he's basically like, I don't care if you forgive
me or not.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I'm okay with it. I'm just gonna eat the lunch
you're buying me. But no, you're just like you have
what you have because of whatever happens.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't want to hear it. Very different, he says.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
You know, you know they're talking about her getting death
threats from her extended family.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
They think because she's we need to know we elaborate
on this.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, I mean, because they think she's so rich and
so famous that she should be bringing them all to America.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Literal death threats.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
This lunch and the first time having a spicy Tunic
count roll isn't going to help things.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
The salmon that you know, the sushi is not going
to cut it.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
They're probably going to be more mad that they see
what they're eating.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I know they're going to be like, we wanted to try,
Yeah if I was. What I'm pretty impressed about is
like when this season started, she was kind of having
the zero relationship with her dad, but they seem like
they have a pretty good relationship now.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Because she wants it and he's there for it. You know,
he looks young. He looks very young.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I mean, I think he has a very young child.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
He does, yeah, he does have a young child. But
I think for your own healing and what I've also
found in my life, my dad's upstairs, so I got
to watch how I talk because if you don't want
to hear about my childhood upsetness, the things that upset
me about this shit that he did. But I think
forgiving is a part of you healing, if you can
(15:21):
forgive your parents.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
We didn't come with a handbook. I always say what
kind of childhood did my mother have? Or what like,
what did she know? You only know what you know,
and I think we've all come very far on parenting.
But there's a lot to be said, there's.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
A lot to be said. But I did enjoy this scene,
almost as much as I was so awkwardly uncomfortable during
the Lisa and Jodie talking while Lisa pack scene. Why
was that so awkward?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Why?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I was like, was come in the room, No, you
don't know what's going on?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
And then you know, it kind of reminded me of
my scene when I asked Paul about his divorce and
he goes, if you're think I'm gonna marry you, get
on one knee, and then the whole world jumped on him.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I mean, I wonder what kind of repercussion Jody's or
she's gonna get or Jody's gonna get.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
He was just it was so awkward. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
What about when she put her hand on his hand
to quiet him during their group confessed their couple confession.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Actually he's like, He's like, well, we've you're talking about engagement,
but we'll like, we don't even sleep in the same
room sometimes.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
She's like, cut, cut, we fight so much sometimes we
don't even sleep in the same Honest.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I wanted him to keep talking.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I know, I was like, hold on, we need this
is good ship. Get yourself a hold on. What's the
thing that they have there a mohito, get yourself a
mohito and get on this show. That's what they're talking
more about you.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
And he's always looks like he's just like not animated.
His face looks frozen to me, no matter what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I don't think he went to her husband, her ex
husband for work. No, No, I don't think he went
to Lenny. I don't think he used to go to Lenny.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't really think so either.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
But she's like, does Paul get botox? Oh, Paul gets
everything he does. Paul gets plasma, the whatever shots for
as Harry doesn't even need it. He has more beauty
products than anybody. He gets botox from doctor Caralac. Yeah,
he gets it all.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
So you don't mind a man that does that.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
No, But you know, Paul is so manly. He's such
a like, rough around the edges guy. Even if he
does those type of things, he's still very manly.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I think if you're like, you know, I like a
knock around guy. Yeah, so even if he does that,
he's still like you know what he is he is?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, then, Jody. Essentially the conversation is Lisa is just
you know, bringing up the engagement and then she's like,
my finger is feels so light.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Oh, it's so light, and I like being a missus.
And he's like this. He looked even more like a
deer in headlights.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
His this was what if they would have done a
still shot of this, it would have been more than
the still shot.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
And actually his face, his actually his face actually moved.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I saw some movement and it was on his face.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
He couldn't actually believe it.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I think he was gonna I think, yeah, I think
he was nervous.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
You got a little then he said, you know, the
first there was all the drama because of Lenny, and
now there's all this drama because of the women. You know,
like Jody seems a little high anxiety. You think, yeah,
like this is coming from somebody high anxiety.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You know. You know I'm not an anxious person, but
I if.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I don't need to brag not being it.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
No, I just listen, I don't feel nothing. I'd love
to feel anxious, anxious, I'd love to feel anything. At
this point, I'm so like numb to everything. Not by choice,
but you know, when you go through so much at
my age, Teddy, I got a lot of years on you.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
You don't give a fuck, just like whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
But but no, I just feel like because you could tell, right,
you could tell if somebody's anxious.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah you felt it from him, Yeah, you could feel it,
you could feel anxious. But she then got embarrassed and
then kept going like hoping he was going to make
it better, but he made it worse.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
You can't chase the fix. No, it's like bad botox.
When you try to fix it, it just gets worse. Don't
chase it. You cannot chase it. And this was a
prime example. This should be in like the Handbook of
one oh one Housewives. Don't try to fix the mess
that already is.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
If she would have just like us, it off off.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I know you want to marry me, just whatever, we
can pretend all you want.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't want to marry you either, or I don't
want to get married, you know. Yeah, just like try
to diffuse it. But it just kept getting worse and
worse and worse. And that kind of surprised men. Men.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Men say stupid things on camera, yes, because they're not
on enough.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You're not on enough, right, they're not on enough. And
then they're trying to be honest, but then they're trying
to be sincere.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And then they just fuck everything up.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
And then I just go on and say things like
we don't even sleep in the same bedroom. Sometimes I
was dying.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
No, I actually call. I'm like, Paul, please come watch this.
Paul likes Jodie very much. He likes him. He thinks
he's a great guy.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
He's like, ooh, I actually think they were probably just
having a rough week. I do see them getting engaged.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I don't know any more about anything.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, you paused there.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
If she if she wants if she wants it, she
could probably get it off of I think he's crazy
about her, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
And he's like, we need to fix some stuff first.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
We got a big shit show we're dealing with with Larsa.
Who cares. What does that have to do with getting engaged?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Nothing. That's my point. That the fact that he used
the drama within the show as the reason why I
was like, hmm, it's like the other day, Edwin had
an interview with Ralph Pittman, and Ralph said he had
no idea that they had issues until she would talk
about them on camera. I'm like, Ralph, come on, please,
(21:59):
come on, you know you did not shot.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
But then look Alexia.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Alexia didn't know there was issues, she said, which we
we all saw it. Adriana called it. She didn't know
there was issues until he left when she was out
to lunch after date night. I know some people are
they are they denying? But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Are they denying it because they wanted them to be
good camera, or like they want to seem like everything's good,
or they're alyging to themselves, or they're in such like
a denial denial.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, I feel like sometimes people are in denial.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, I do too. But then Stephanie and her assistant
are packing up goodie bags. Of course this is done
to attend like me packing up goodie bags, like she
would be like throwing all over the floor.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'd be like, I love.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
A good goodie bag. I'm a good I'm a goodie
bag person. I give a lot of goodie bags, Like,
if you're coming to the house, you'll have a goodie
bag of good stuff good. I don't love goodie bags.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You know. I don't want a shitty goodie bag. If
I'm gonna get a goodie bag, I want them to
be capable.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Stop I have not a guest.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I have my new beauty products and nice stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh, send me some stuff, and then idie bag and
like I do theme bag, I'm gonna I'm gonna send
you something that's on my list. Okay, perfect on the list.
But then Anastasia comes over. Stephanie talks about how she
needs to freeze her eggs if she wants to have
children in the future. And then Stephanie tells Anastasia how
she is coming across BOSSI to the women.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, so let me say something about this, and I'm
not gonna be very nice about it. Stephanie let her talk.
Just let this woman speak. She's absolutely brilliant. She's amazing.
I think that while she was talking, Stephanie was listening
(23:55):
but so excited to hear herself talk that she really
didn't let her finish, Like isn't me or did I
see and it wasn't. I don't think Stephanie knows how
to be calm and just take in what somebody's saying
to her.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
She's always got to have that word.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
She's like, why it would be like while you were
talking just then, all I was thinking about is what
I'm going to respond to you? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yes, and exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
And this woman is so insightful, so beautiful, so accomplished,
so brilliant, and why is beyond even her years.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
And what she was saying to me was not being.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Absorbed by Stephanie because Stephanie was so worried about what
she was going to.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Say and to prove their friendship and to prove how
they met and how like like and the reason Stephanie
likes her, what was the reason again? Was it because
she said she liked what she did on Instagram? Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I was like, no, don't say that's why you were
so blown away.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well she knows.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
She said she was a fan of her, and then
she was so taken back when the woman said she
liked her. I don't know why the woman likes her
so much, to be honest, but I.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I want to say I am a fan of her now.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
That woman is class beautiful, well spoken, wise and.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
She really the last thing she needs to do is
show up on the Housewives of Miami episode.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And clearly they must be good friends for her to
do that.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
We're friends.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
There's pictures of them. They speak again. I'm not sure
what the connection is. But Anastasia, if you talk to me,
you will have my undivided attention.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
She probably would appreciated that because she could have we
could have all learned a lot from her in that scene.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I I did' even go back and watch it again,
just because she's somebody like I was inspired by.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I've always been inspired by her real story. And yeah,
like there's a lot of backstory she could have talked about.
But no, no, Stephanie just wanted to be wanted to wanted.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
To show off.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
This is my friend, that's my friend. I you know,
we got it. Stephanie. You're rich, you have famous friends,
you have like, there's a reason that a lot of
these women aren't talking to you, and there's a reason
why your sisters aren't talking to you. Maybe listen just
to touch.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I think that.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
And Stephanie, I'm not saying this because somebody will send
this to her. I'm not saying this to put you down.
I'm not really saying it in a nasty way. I'm
saying it because I like constructive criticism. So this is
just constructive criticism, that's all it is. You have a
lot going for you and it's just something like just
(27:00):
to be a listener. I had to teach myself to
be a listener. I did I enjoy her more?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, yeah, we would enjoy you more because you are funny, Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
If you are quick, you're quick witted, you're smart. You
got ma mood by the balls.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Love it all. I love how he loves his dogs though.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I mean, he loves his dogs. But did you notice
when the girls were boarding the cruise, the cruise will one?
I was confused. The cruise will start and end in Miami.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
That's some vacation better than ours at the Jersey Shore.
I'll take it. A cruise that doesn't go anywhere off
the dock.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, they all seem to love it. But did you
see Stephanie's face? Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I did.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I was like she had a stank face on about
that cruise.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
And I was like she had a reeling in though.
But you know what, Stephanie, thank you for making me
laugh on that one. I was like, I know what
she's thinking. I don't do wearts. I don't do buffets.
I don't do these. Not a buffet. I ain't doing
the buffet with everybody. No, I don't care if it's
(28:27):
in the rock Stars suite. Yeah, I don't put my
food all out at the same.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Time, absolutely not. Well, then Kiki asked Lisa why she's
still wearing her wedding ring, and then Lisa tells Kiki
it means nothing to her, Gerdy.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Because she wants to wear a big fat diamond from
knuckle to knuckle.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I get a company I have on there you go.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I don't want to wear I don't I'm perfect. I
don't want to wear jewelry. I don't care I have it.
I it's just too much.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Well, Also, if how could that ring means nothing to her?
I mean, I'm I'm going to tell you I'm not
wearing my wedding ring on a different finger because it
does mean something to me.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
I love to hear that. That is so nice.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
It doesn't mean it.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Means anything to her, and I believe her did really.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, like three seasons all we did was talk about
Lenny and the idea of wearing a ring that he
gave her means nothing to her.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
No, No, because they had a different type of life
than you, Teddy.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
It was different.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, and the sentimental things comes with other things. I
don't know that there was a lot of sentiment in
that relationship.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Right, that makes sense. So if it's just an object.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I think a lot of things in their life was
just an object. It was it was it was built on.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Objects their life for me the way I see it anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
No, that makes sense. And then Gertie asked Adriana what's
wrong and why she doesn't want to celebrate her birthday
next week? And then Adriana thinks she's too old to
celebrate her birthday.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
She is an absolute shit show this whole episode. I
think she needs she needs an iron drip.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Does she forget three episodes ago when she was saying
that Marisol had saggy kneeses and was old and now
she's all talking about agism and doesn't want to have
a birthday because she doesn't want to be old.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
So she was just how old is she? She looks great,
she looks she's pretty girls, she's a pretty.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
She's fifty nine years old. Fucking hell.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
So she's turning sixty? Yes, Oh that's.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
A rough one.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, And you know we've got.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
That single sixty and single sixty and single what happened
to the French guy?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
We haven't been here at all time.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
She wrote him the whole first three episodes.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I know, But then where's he gonna He can't be
coming on. I don't think that Richard Branson would let
him be on this ad of his for Virgin Cruise.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Richard Branson, I love all your things. I even like
your flights. It has the misted stuff, the misted the
mist when you get on the plane, and the different colors.
I mean, it's always the best. I just don't ever
fly it.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Then the girls head up to Marasol's rock Star Suite.
The girls sit down to Marisol tells them they're all
gonna split up for dinner.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So rockstar suitet.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Listen, if the cruise isn't going anywhere, can we go
hang out in the rockstar suitet? If anybody should have it,
it should be you.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh thanks, because that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
A rock star.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
If it's not going anywhere and we're gonna just be
doing a little, I just.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Want to eat. Listen. I don't mind it, buffet. I'm good. Hey, Paul,
what'd you think of Jody in that scene? I was
telling you about Bridge. He's gonna get hosed. He's gonna
(32:19):
get where you got hosed.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I remember Paul Teddy, hold on, come say hi to Teddy.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
She hosed you when you now it's Jody's turn to
get hosed.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Remember when you said you got to get down on
one knee and propose to me.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
No, that's not what I said.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
So what did you say?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Uh said that again?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You said something along the lines of, if you want
to get engaged, you can get down on one knee
and propose to me.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
No, what I said was because I was just getting
bullied by all these little Italian guys.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
And Teddy and Camra. Yeah, and you guys are posting
my chops.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
No, what it was I said, if I get engaged
like today, do you expect me to get on one
nee tomorrow? I proposed to you. That was a silly move.
I didn't need it to sound that way. This is
a stupid Irish move. Pighead trying to be stupid and smart.
But the backfard because everybody fucking told me it was stupid.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
I was.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
But you know what you're acting and get away with
a lot you.
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Think so you think you have no clue what I
just said.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
You guys are so cute. Look now, she's gonna rip
it out before he says anything else. I love how
you took it out before he could say anything back.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
This is what what Lisa did when Jody was talking.
I don't care he could say what he wants. I'm
just like, hey, Paul, you're gonna get host for that one,
no problem. No, but I'm transparent. No, you're transparent.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
And you know what.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I love him, and it doesn't mean that I just
like Jody. I just Jody fucked up Jody.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Jody's gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Jody's gonna be a rough week.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
For you, Jody.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
And you know who's gonna be on top of that,
our buddy Larsa Joe.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Let shit go.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No she that's gonna be big reunion talk. Oh yeah,
big reunion talk.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Okay, can we talk?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I heard there is a lot. We just had Marisal
on and she's told me who she's blocked and all
kinds of stuff like I saw, Yeah, but then I
didn't really understand. So they say they're splitting up the
groups because they said they need to like talk. I
thought that meant they were going to put people that
have issues together.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
But insteall, that's what makes sense. That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
No, But then one group. So there's dinner Group one
that's Julia, Lisa, Marisol, Alexi, and Adriana. And then dinner
Group two is Keiky, Stephanie, Larsa and Gertie. I don't
get it.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, what's the point.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I don't get it. I'm like, let's talks and big
when he's like, I don't get it, Like.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I don't get it, but whatever?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
What Well, Lisa makes a comment about them being late
to dinner, and then Lisa tells the group Jody never
did anything wrong and Larsa needs to leave Jody out
of it, and then Alexia tells Lisa that Jody needs
to leave himself out of it, and then Alexia Thinkslexi
has done that.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Oh, Alexia was like your boyfriend, because you know why,
everyone's got a lot to say about Todd. Now it's
her turn to say something about But I don't remember
Lisa's saying a lot about Todd.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I don't either. No, Lisa's two obsessed with Lisa one hundred.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
So Alexia like, who's been you know, very cordial considering
like Stephanie. The first time Stephanie went off on her,
I would have ripped her to shit shred's yeah, and
she was like nice about it. After the fifth time,
she finally spoke up. But but yeah, so Alexia went
(36:06):
in on Lisa's Jodie.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, she went in on it. Alexia also was taking
the late thing. She's like, just because I'm late one
time and you're multiple hours late and anything, shut up,
Just leave it.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Sometimes you should know better.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Just she's sharing a bathroom with with marzol, like maybe
they needed to take turns, or maybe she wanted to
take a pill.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Leave her alone, so what so you know, she's not
three hours late like Lisa was for ten years.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
She's not making them sit on a shuttle.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
They're on like, don't make me sit on a shuttle
with a bunch of women.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
It gets really I get really edgy on a shuttle,
on a sprinter van. I don't like a sprinter van
or a shuttle. And it's always hot in there.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Musty, musty.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
But nothing really happens at this dinner. At either dinners
for me, we still don't get really very much information
about what shows up.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Half dad.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, Adriana is like Adrian is either tipsy or she's
just zan x.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Maybe she's got to medicate through the birthday. I don't know.
Maybe the French croissant left. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
She's really she's not happy, she is, she's miserable.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You know, maybe she's I could speculate, Okay, get maybe
she maybe she feels like she has no friends because
her and Julia were friends, and who else is she
really close with besides Gerty?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Kind of yeah, I mean, but Julia is such a
try hard I'm like, just find somebody else then. I
don't know why Julia rubs me the wrong way so much.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
This season, and she rubs a lot of people the
wrong way, but.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
She's always rubbed me the wrong way because I've always
felt I haven't believed her stories.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
You know what, You're very If you don't believe you're
one of the people. If you don't believe somebody, I'm.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Going to not believe them too. Yeah, as you're rarely wrong.
How come you're like that?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I think, Listen, I'm not gullible. I will make mistakes
a million times, but if I have a gut instinct
about somebody, most of the time that's accurate. Even though
matt Our producer is laughing at us, right now. But like,
I very rarely have the wrong gut instinct about somebody's
or you.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Say everybody's lying, and then sometimes you're right.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
You know what, fuck off, Delorie.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
A liar knows a liar. Everybody's full of shit. So
a some point it sticks.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, I mean, but like I there's something I don't
know but this These two dinners to me are a
complete snore fest. But no, it's not. Larsus thinks they're
such a snore fest that when she gets back to
her room, she facetimes Alexia, Marisola, and Julia two hours
after dinner, she jokes that she needs to take photos
for OnlyFans, and then she's feeling frisky and she starts
(39:23):
like showing off her stuff. They have to like, oh,
Marisol and Alexia, yes you didn't see this part.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Where was I at this part? I don't even know.
Oh yeah, bathroom or something.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Oh yeah, you missed it. She's tipsy, she's shown it
all off. I'm like, so is this third episode for
Lars's Like, is this an ad for Larsa's only fans?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Well, I mean, how many OnlyFans subscribers watch Housewives?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm sure a lot think about how many husbands probably
watch housewives with their wives.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
I don't know about that many.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't know. I think a good amount. I think
a good amount. But I don't think she's hurting in that.
But I wonder if Bethany they got the Bethany Claus
for that.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Wait, you know what they should get it? If everybody
else gets it her only fans should be friggin.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, I know, going through the roof, Then Stephanie should.
Then it's the next day. I was happy to see
larsa tipsy. I wish she would have been with the
entire group tipsy in front of everybody, and we would
have had That would be good.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I want to see a bunch of drunk bitches.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's what I wanted me too.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Then I want to see Stephanie drunk.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Loosen up, loosen up, steph She can't because she's she
can't even believe that she's on I believe where she
is at this moment, it hasn't sunk it. And then
she's counting down the minutes, so instead of thinking what
(41:06):
she's gonna say next, she's counting down how many hours
until this trip is over?
Speaker 4 (41:10):
The one time she's actually thinking of not about what
she's saying next, but the minute she gets to step
off this cruise.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
But she shows up to Marisel's room in an eighties
workout outfit with her MIC showing, which drives me nuts,
Like it was like poked out, Like I was like she.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
Had a third nipple, because there's like a poke out
right here. But then I was like, oh, it's the mic.
It's the mic. He was driving me nuts. But she
gives one a Marisol. Marisol's like, I'm not working.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I didn't bring shoes, like I'm gonna have to wear
my chocolates, which is flip flops. And Stephanie brings up
what happened with Marason and Alexia not coming on the plane,
and Marisol tells her her that she really likes her
but wants to know who she is, not what she
is off. That's a good way to put it. If
only we're so eloquently spoken.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
We're not, and and we're criticizing Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Oh, Stephanie, I just want to say, I'm not saying
it because I think I'm better.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
I'm just saying it because I expect you could be better.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, But also, Stephanie, I implore you I beg you
start wearing your hair natural more often, because I thought
she looked beautiful, just natural. I don't need like its
severe boss bitch all the time, because she looked so
beautiful in that scene where she was like just in
her workout clothes and it was like her natural hair.
(42:40):
She looks stunning to me.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
She's pretty. She's forty, she's pretty. Yeah, she's got a
lot of money. She takes care of herself. She should
look good.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I love you. But then we get a flashboard out
to eat I have a husband that kisses her ass.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
I mean, these things all contribute to looking good.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
True. But then we get a flashboard to eight hours
later of Alexia telling Stephanie how bothered Marisol was, then
a flashboard to the next day of Stephanie telling Adriana
that Marissol is a jealous demon who disguised herself as
a loyal friend. She tells Adrianna that you're gonna come
for her, you better hit a bullseye because when it turns,
when it's her turn, she doesn't miss. Oh, that's another
(43:27):
one of those ones that I bet she was thinking
about what she was saying when somebody else was talking
that one. Yeah, I know it was very close to
something Bethany has said before. I think Bethany said if
you take a shot at this bee, you better not miss.
So it's it's kind of similar.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Oh yeah, but it's doing their homework, you think, or
I think nobody. Yeah, but I mean, listen, there's sayings
that we don't own.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
If we say it once, it could be said again.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
But I think that Stephanie has spent time watching thing
the show.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
And yeah, i think she's done her research. But either way,
I'm happy to see that that was in the flashback
flash forward because it means that we're gonna have a
good episode next week.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, no more separations, no more keeping the peace, no
more Adriana falling asleep at the table.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Let's go out late having a rough time? Are they
gonna have a birthday party for her?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Who knows? Does anyone even paid attention that she's observing?
Speaker 3 (44:25):
So, I mean they kind of left her drooling at
the end of the table.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
I'm like, okay, just you know, Gerty went checked on
her to check her false but outside of that, nobody
cared if she was late.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
No one felt looking for her.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I mean, no one even knew she was there.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
She was missing, and they didn't even know what she
showed up.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
No one bothered to even look over she honestly she
maybe she's very very seasick on drama meine or something.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
But how the boat didn't move? How do you get
seasick on a boat that's not moving, except it.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Does move around Miami move.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I mean I don't know, but I think I think
that was old footage.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
I think it was old footage. I think it was
a green.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
They just gone on just I do.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
I can't breeze. I think that's what happened. I would
that money on it. Yeah, gosh, somebody leaks that Richard
Branson's yacht never moves from the station only when they're
on it.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
You didn't want to waste the gas on the Housewives
of Miami. Didn't get to worry is because he's stupid.
He's like, put the bitches there, don't move this boat.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Don't and then just leave all the dish works on
one table.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Oh god, oh I red this laugh.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Oh my gosh. Well, thanks you guys for tuning in
to another episode of to Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Ive You guys, love you, talk to you later. Bye,
thank you, Bye,
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Cameridge Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Two Cheese and
a Pods with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The Laura's Catania.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hello, Hi, babe, what's up? Not that much.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm still in Rhode Island, you know, just hanging out.
I'm actually supposed to go meet a senator because she
passed a law in Rhode Island recognizing menopause in the workplace.
So when you go to work and you're all fucking.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Crazy flashes and crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Flashes, crazy, then you should be given some time or
some grace. And I want to go shake her hand.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, well, that's great that you're going. I can't wait
to hear more information about that.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah. I want to thank her. Young girl. She's in
her late thir and.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
You know, because Perry Minimo's menopaust starts at thirty five.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, I think I'm an either Perry or real.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's real. It's all real.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh my gosh. Well, Tam is going to be so
just a little housewife headline. Tam is going to be
so upset that Karen Huger came out and she was glamed.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I think she lambed.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I think she was glamed. I mean she looked hot.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Would she do.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Get glammed in the car, because you know, you you
go from the gate opens and you get into the
car with whoever's you know.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
When she was leaving to co out, did they did
they film that? Did they get pictures of that? I
don't remember so long ago.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, you know, her lawyer picked her up, so I
think it was her lawyer that But she went right
home to film. It was the Remember it was the
first time the girls were.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Seeing her after Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But being able to she's home, she didn't tell them
she was coming home. Oh god, even thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
For Karen Huger, they had like the cameras. You could
see the cameras and these paparazzi picks. You could see
her getting into the car waving.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Listen, we've seen her on her worst.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I don't think what we saw Teddy, Well, we saw
that day on that video. You do all the GLAMs
she wants because I will never get that out of
my I can't un see that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's true, That is very true.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Glam it up because I'm still going to see you
and saying the things that you said that made me
laugh for five months.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I love five months.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I thought you were gonna say five minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No, five months, five months, and I still will.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I'll still watch it if it comes up, if the
feed comes up somewhere, which it should, I'm still gonna
watch it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And well, now that we've talked about it, to infiltrate
it into your phone and you're it, come.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
On today, I could use a good lab. I always
I'm always good for you for a laugh.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I know I miss you every week when I
don't talk to you. Yeah, no, I'm a little Yesterday
I had immunotherapy.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I know that's hard, right, So.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
They did that, and then they also gave me an
iron infused drip. Yeah, like an iron infusion takes forever, right,
it takes forever. But I also I've never had one,
so I'm like kind of hyped up.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Girl, enjoy that hype.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm like, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, well that that goes to show you how bad
you needed it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, really, yeah, I've never had one before.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So I have because I used to have very heavy
periods and then I had an ablasion, so I didn't
need one but I was extremely I need extremely, like
I should have been hospitalized.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But the thing is it's such a slow drip, right
yeah yeah, but is this your first one? You've never
had it.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I would think you would have needed it with all
the immunotherapy that you've been through.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well. Yeah, I kept showing that I had low iron
low iron, and then I ended up going and getting
my EEG and they said, you know, like each time
she does her immune therapy, now she should get the iron. Yeah.
So now he's waiting on my EEG results, which how
insurance doesn't coverage Teddy, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
No, if your insurance doesn't, yours probably will. Mine was
thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh so I'm getting that good good.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You're getting that good ship.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm good, good ship.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well, I'm really for you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh thank you. So I hope that this time goes up.
You know, I end up feeling better because this weekend
it's Kyle's daughter's wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, So I'm really hoping it'll be like my
first time being up like past you know, nine o'clock. Oh,
so I'm like, you gotta have the energy. I hope
that you keep feeling good. And I hope that you know.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
The wedding's wet Saturday. Yeah, amazing, you'll be fine. This
is great.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
It's such even your skin, you're coloring everything beautiful always anyway,
but thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Good.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Should I wig or no wig?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
No wig? Girl with a face like that, you don't
need hair, And look at that. I cover that. You know,
at my age, we got to put it in. Put
it on.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Cover as much as duff.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
For the arm, I cover the arms.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, my arms are now that I don't get spray tands.
My arms are always covered these days. I'm like, let's
cover these bad boys these stage we go.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You are good, you are good. Do not know that
hair stop? So good?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Beautiful?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Thank you, but you do it you well this episode.
So for season seven, episode fourteen, I was hoping for more.
I really thought this was such a film. You know,
we talk about how we love when housewaids fight and
then the housewives fight and then they have resolution. But
this wasn't even that. They just kept everybody separated. Why though,
(06:24):
I don't guess they didn't want to make up. Well no,
I think because they didn't want to mess up the
Virgin cruise. They didn't want to mess up their relationship
with Richard Branson.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Ha ha.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But watching this episode, all the thought was I want
to go to Virgin Cruise while wearing Anastasia of Beverly
Hills makeup, like, come on, paid posts, get it together,
let's go, let's go.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Speaking of cruises, you know my cruise is canceled. It
is they canceled my cruise. Yes, why I was supposed
to be on with Shannon and Theresa, and the company
said they are canceling for unseen circumstances, which maybe they
just didn't sell enough tickets.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh gosh, so they rescheduled.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
They rescheduled. Okay, well get me on one of those soon.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, in the next rescheduled one.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well come on. Hopefully I'll be feeling better by then.
But the episode starts off with Marisol and Julia meet
for lunch. Julia tells Marisol how in the past she
has struggled with her relationship with her daughters, and then
Julia tells Marisol that her daughters told her. One of
her daughters told her I love you, I love and
how much it meant to her. I'm sorry, but Julia
(07:48):
not telling her grown daughter she was adopting two boys
is as weird as her hair in the scene.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm sorry, I am I not supposed to be laughing
because this is a fucked up scene. I'm sorry. I'm
just gonna say I agree with you. So, I mean,
I I don't like to judge the way other people
parent because if you ask me never, I mean, you know,
(08:16):
it's every everybody's different. Culturally, she's different, you know what
I mean, Like they're just listen. She should have told them.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
She should have told them from the very beginning thinking
about it. Then they could have talked through it. Then
by the time that she actually adopted the boys, they
would have all been in a better place. But who knows.
They could be annoyed at her about anything.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well, like you mean when she didn't know what school.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
She went to.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, that might have That might have done it too.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
There's some things I there.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I mean, I don't do. We really don't know the
full story. The kids could be just mad about the boys,
but you know, as.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They could have been mad for a while.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
They could have been mad for a while. But as
an adult.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Kid child, at some point you say to yourself, am
I going to stop being mad at my parents who
are do screwed up things and just get over it
and just go with it. Okay, Now we have two brothers.
Let me not be mad and let me go embrace them.
But that's going to be on them.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Of course, I understand why they're upset.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, and also, you know, hopefully Julia is you know,
making a big effort with them to show them how
much because you know, yeah, part of it could be
they didn't know. Part of them could be you know,
they're feeling like, well, what about us? You know, all
those different feelings that kids have. I mean, and listen,
I'm no perfect parent. Like my daughter Dove this morning
(09:54):
came in and I didn't answer with her within ten seconds,
and so she peed on my bedroom floor. My dogs
do that, Like I'm not kidding. She goes mom and
I go yeah, and she goes mom and I was
like yes, And then she goes, well you took too long.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Floor. I go, duf.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You have a bathroom in your room, go pee in there.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
So she was asking to use your bathroom, yes, but
when she doesn't even have to ask, does she know
to use your bathroom?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I think she just wanted an excuse to pee on
your floor.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think she, but she did at least do it,
Like there's like a little area of rug and then
there's also the hardwood. She at least had the decency
to do it in the hardwood. It had.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
That stays the hardwood.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Well, okay, nobody lives in an easy cleanup. But then
the best is Cruise was sleeping with me. So then
he gets up. He doesn't realize what's happening.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Right in and.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
He's like, Mom, there's what stuff all over the floor.
And I'm like, that's I didn't have a fit. That's
an episode right there.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So you know what, when I when I'm making my
commentary about parenting, remember this morning.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Listen, No, there's no I was always the last mother
at pickup. Always.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I almost beat up one of the teachers for saying
something about it. She quit the next day. It was
a whole thing, Like my kids can tell you stories.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So I have to say that I will never talk
about somebody else's pairing. It's so hard being a parent.
It is so hard. You should have answered Dove sooner.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, that's my fault. I should have said, Dove, what's up?
Do you need a potty in my bathroom? Con that's just.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'm just start doing that didn't answer me, So I.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You took too long.
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Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Then Kiki and her father meet for dinner. My favorite
part about this scene is like fourth wall, what are
you talking about? No, we're just gonna We're gonna talk
to Kiki's talking directly straight to the camera.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
But look it, if I didn't throw you out on
the street in the rain, you would not have these
cameras here right now.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Look at the contrast, though. You have Julia's kids are
upset that they.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Weren't told about their new brothers.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
And you have Kiki just saying, listen, Dad, I want
to let you know I forgive you for throwing me
out in the street.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
And he's basically like, I don't care if you forgive
me or not.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I'm okay with it. I'm just gonna eat the lunch
you're buying me. But no, you're just like you have
what you have because of whatever happens.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't want to hear it. Very different, he says.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
You know, you know they're talking about her getting death
threats from her extended family.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
They think because she's we need to know we elaborate
on this.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, I mean, because they think she's so rich and
so famous that she should be bringing them all to America.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Literal death threats.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
This lunch and the first time having a spicy Tunic
count roll isn't going to help things.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
The salmon that you know, the sushi is not going
to cut it.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
They're probably going to be more mad that they see
what they're eating.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I know they're going to be like, we wanted to try,
Yeah if I was. What I'm pretty impressed about is
like when this season started, she was kind of having
the zero relationship with her dad, but they seem like
they have a pretty good relationship now.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Because she wants it and he's there for it. You know,
he looks young. He looks very young.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I mean, I think he has a very young child.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
He does, yeah, he does have a young child. But
I think for your own healing and what I've also
found in my life, my dad's upstairs, so I got
to watch how I talk because if you don't want
to hear about my childhood upsetness, the things that upset
me about this shit that he did. But I think
forgiving is a part of you healing, if you can
(15:21):
forgive your parents.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
We didn't come with a handbook. I always say what
kind of childhood did my mother have? Or what like,
what did she know? You only know what you know,
and I think we've all come very far on parenting.
But there's a lot to be said, there's.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
A lot to be said. But I did enjoy this scene,
almost as much as I was so awkwardly uncomfortable during
the Lisa and Jodie talking while Lisa pack scene. Why
was that so awkward?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Why?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I was like, was come in the room, No, you
don't know what's going on?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
And then you know, it kind of reminded me of
my scene when I asked Paul about his divorce and
he goes, if you're think I'm gonna marry you, get
on one knee, and then the whole world jumped on him.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I mean, I wonder what kind of repercussion Jody's or
she's gonna get or Jody's gonna get.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
He was just it was so awkward. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
What about when she put her hand on his hand
to quiet him during their group confessed their couple confession.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Actually he's like, He's like, well, we've you're talking about engagement,
but we'll like, we don't even sleep in the same
room sometimes.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
She's like, cut, cut, we fight so much sometimes we
don't even sleep in the same Honest.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I wanted him to keep talking.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I know, I was like, hold on, we need this
is good ship. Get yourself a hold on. What's the
thing that they have there a mohito, get yourself a
mohito and get on this show. That's what they're talking
more about you.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
And he's always looks like he's just like not animated.
His face looks frozen to me, no matter what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I don't think he went to her husband, her ex
husband for work. No, No, I don't think he went
to Lenny. I don't think he used to go to Lenny.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't really think so either.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
But she's like, does Paul get botox? Oh, Paul gets
everything he does. Paul gets plasma, the whatever shots for
as Harry doesn't even need it. He has more beauty
products than anybody. He gets botox from doctor Caralac. Yeah,
he gets it all.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
So you don't mind a man that does that.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
No, But you know, Paul is so manly. He's such
a like, rough around the edges guy. Even if he
does those type of things, he's still very manly.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I think if you're like, you know, I like a
knock around guy. Yeah, so even if he does that,
he's still like you know what he is he is?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, then, Jody. Essentially the conversation is Lisa is just
you know, bringing up the engagement and then she's like,
my finger is feels so light.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Oh, it's so light, and I like being a missus.
And he's like this. He looked even more like a
deer in headlights.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
His this was what if they would have done a
still shot of this, it would have been more than
the still shot.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
And actually his face, his actually his face actually moved.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I saw some movement and it was on his face.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
He couldn't actually believe it.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I think he was gonna I think, yeah, I think
he was nervous.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
You got a little then he said, you know, the
first there was all the drama because of Lenny, and
now there's all this drama because of the women. You know,
like Jody seems a little high anxiety. You think, yeah,
like this is coming from somebody high anxiety.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You know. You know I'm not an anxious person, but
I if.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I don't need to brag not being it.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
No, I just listen, I don't feel nothing. I'd love
to feel anxious, anxious, I'd love to feel anything. At
this point, I'm so like numb to everything. Not by choice,
but you know, when you go through so much at
my age, Teddy, I got a lot of years on you.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
You don't give a fuck, just like whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
But but no, I just feel like because you could tell, right,
you could tell if somebody's anxious.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah you felt it from him, Yeah, you could feel it,
you could feel anxious. But she then got embarrassed and
then kept going like hoping he was going to make
it better, but he made it worse.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
You can't chase the fix. No, it's like bad botox.
When you try to fix it, it just gets worse. Don't
chase it. You cannot chase it. And this was a
prime example. This should be in like the Handbook of
one oh one Housewives. Don't try to fix the mess
that already is.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
If she would have just like us, it off off.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I know you want to marry me, just whatever, we
can pretend all you want.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't want to marry you either, or I don't
want to get married, you know. Yeah, just like try
to diffuse it. But it just kept getting worse and
worse and worse. And that kind of surprised men. Men.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Men say stupid things on camera, yes, because they're not
on enough.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You're not on enough, right, they're not on enough. And
then they're trying to be honest, but then they're trying
to be sincere.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And then they just fuck everything up.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
And then I just go on and say things like
we don't even sleep in the same bedroom. Sometimes I
was dying.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
No, I actually call. I'm like, Paul, please come watch this.
Paul likes Jodie very much. He likes him. He thinks
he's a great guy.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
He's like, ooh, I actually think they were probably just
having a rough week. I do see them getting engaged.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I don't know any more about anything.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, you paused there.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
If she if she wants if she wants it, she
could probably get it off of I think he's crazy
about her, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
And he's like, we need to fix some stuff first.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
We got a big shit show we're dealing with with Larsa.
Who cares. What does that have to do with getting engaged?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Nothing. That's my point. That the fact that he used
the drama within the show as the reason why I
was like, hmm, it's like the other day, Edwin had
an interview with Ralph Pittman, and Ralph said he had
no idea that they had issues until she would talk
about them on camera. I'm like, Ralph, come on, please,
(21:59):
come on, you know you did not shot.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
But then look Alexia.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Alexia didn't know there was issues, she said, which we
we all saw it. Adriana called it. She didn't know
there was issues until he left when she was out
to lunch after date night. I know some people are
they are they denying? But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Are they denying it because they wanted them to be
good camera, or like they want to seem like everything's good,
or they're alyging to themselves, or they're in such like
a denial denial.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, I feel like sometimes people are in denial.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, I do too. But then Stephanie and her assistant
are packing up goodie bags. Of course this is done
to attend like me packing up goodie bags, like she
would be like throwing all over the floor.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'd be like, I love.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
A good goodie bag. I'm a good I'm a goodie
bag person. I give a lot of goodie bags, Like,
if you're coming to the house, you'll have a goodie
bag of good stuff good. I don't love goodie bags.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You know. I don't want a shitty goodie bag. If
I'm gonna get a goodie bag, I want them to
be capable.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Stop I have not a guest.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I have my new beauty products and nice stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh, send me some stuff, and then idie bag and
like I do theme bag, I'm gonna I'm gonna send
you something that's on my list. Okay, perfect on the list.
But then Anastasia comes over. Stephanie talks about how she
needs to freeze her eggs if she wants to have
children in the future. And then Stephanie tells Anastasia how
she is coming across BOSSI to the women.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, so let me say something about this, and I'm
not gonna be very nice about it. Stephanie let her talk.
Just let this woman speak. She's absolutely brilliant. She's amazing.
I think that while she was talking, Stephanie was listening
(23:55):
but so excited to hear herself talk that she really
didn't let her finish, Like isn't me or did I
see and it wasn't. I don't think Stephanie knows how
to be calm and just take in what somebody's saying
to her.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
She's always got to have that word.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
She's like, why it would be like while you were
talking just then, all I was thinking about is what
I'm going to respond to you? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yes, and exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
And this woman is so insightful, so beautiful, so accomplished,
so brilliant, and why is beyond even her years.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
And what she was saying to me was not being.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Absorbed by Stephanie because Stephanie was so worried about what
she was going to.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Say and to prove their friendship and to prove how
they met and how like like and the reason Stephanie
likes her, what was the reason again? Was it because
she said she liked what she did on Instagram? Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I was like, no, don't say that's why you were
so blown away.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well she knows.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
She said she was a fan of her, and then
she was so taken back when the woman said she
liked her. I don't know why the woman likes her
so much, to be honest, but I.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I want to say I am a fan of her now.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
That woman is class beautiful, well spoken, wise and.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
She really the last thing she needs to do is
show up on the Housewives of Miami episode.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And clearly they must be good friends for her to
do that.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
We're friends.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
There's pictures of them. They speak again. I'm not sure
what the connection is. But Anastasia, if you talk to me,
you will have my undivided attention.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
She probably would appreciated that because she could have we
could have all learned a lot from her in that scene.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I I did' even go back and watch it again,
just because she's somebody like I was inspired by.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I've always been inspired by her real story. And yeah,
like there's a lot of backstory she could have talked about.
But no, no, Stephanie just wanted to be wanted to wanted.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
To show off.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
This is my friend, that's my friend. I you know,
we got it. Stephanie. You're rich, you have famous friends,
you have like, there's a reason that a lot of
these women aren't talking to you, and there's a reason
why your sisters aren't talking to you. Maybe listen just
to touch.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I think that.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
And Stephanie, I'm not saying this because somebody will send
this to her. I'm not saying this to put you down.
I'm not really saying it in a nasty way. I'm
saying it because I like constructive criticism. So this is
just constructive criticism, that's all it is. You have a
lot going for you and it's just something like just
(27:00):
to be a listener. I had to teach myself to
be a listener. I did I enjoy her more?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, yeah, we would enjoy you more because you are funny, Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
If you are quick, you're quick witted, you're smart. You
got ma mood by the balls.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Love it all. I love how he loves his dogs though.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I mean, he loves his dogs. But did you notice
when the girls were boarding the cruise, the cruise will one?
I was confused. The cruise will start and end in Miami.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
That's some vacation better than ours at the Jersey Shore.
I'll take it. A cruise that doesn't go anywhere off
the dock.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, they all seem to love it. But did you
see Stephanie's face? Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I did.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I was like she had a stank face on about
that cruise.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
And I was like she had a reeling in though.
But you know what, Stephanie, thank you for making me
laugh on that one. I was like, I know what
she's thinking. I don't do wearts. I don't do buffets.
I don't do these. Not a buffet. I ain't doing
the buffet with everybody. No, I don't care if it's
(28:27):
in the rock Stars suite. Yeah, I don't put my
food all out at the same.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Time, absolutely not. Well, then Kiki asked Lisa why she's
still wearing her wedding ring, and then Lisa tells Kiki
it means nothing to her, Gerdy.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Because she wants to wear a big fat diamond from
knuckle to knuckle.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I get a company I have on there you go.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I don't want to wear I don't I'm perfect. I
don't want to wear jewelry. I don't care I have it.
I it's just too much.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Well, Also, if how could that ring means nothing to her?
I mean, I'm I'm going to tell you I'm not
wearing my wedding ring on a different finger because it
does mean something to me.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
I love to hear that. That is so nice.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
It doesn't mean it.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Means anything to her, and I believe her did really.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, like three seasons all we did was talk about
Lenny and the idea of wearing a ring that he
gave her means nothing to her.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
No, No, because they had a different type of life
than you, Teddy.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
It was different.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, and the sentimental things comes with other things. I
don't know that there was a lot of sentiment in
that relationship.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Right, that makes sense. So if it's just an object.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I think a lot of things in their life was
just an object. It was it was it was built on.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Objects their life for me the way I see it anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
No, that makes sense. And then Gertie asked Adriana what's
wrong and why she doesn't want to celebrate her birthday
next week? And then Adriana thinks she's too old to
celebrate her birthday.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
She is an absolute shit show this whole episode. I
think she needs she needs an iron drip.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Does she forget three episodes ago when she was saying
that Marisol had saggy kneeses and was old and now
she's all talking about agism and doesn't want to have
a birthday because she doesn't want to be old.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
So she was just how old is she? She looks great,
she looks she's pretty girls, she's a pretty.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
She's fifty nine years old. Fucking hell.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
So she's turning sixty? Yes, Oh that's.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
A rough one.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, And you know we've got.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
That single sixty and single sixty and single what happened
to the French guy?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
We haven't been here at all time.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
She wrote him the whole first three episodes.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I know, But then where's he gonna He can't be
coming on. I don't think that Richard Branson would let
him be on this ad of his for Virgin Cruise.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Richard Branson, I love all your things. I even like
your flights. It has the misted stuff, the misted the
mist when you get on the plane, and the different colors.
I mean, it's always the best. I just don't ever
fly it.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Then the girls head up to Marasol's rock Star Suite.
The girls sit down to Marisol tells them they're all
gonna split up for dinner.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So rockstar suitet.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Listen, if the cruise isn't going anywhere, can we go
hang out in the rockstar suitet? If anybody should have it,
it should be you.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh thanks, because that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
A rock star.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
If it's not going anywhere and we're gonna just be
doing a little, I just.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Want to eat. Listen. I don't mind it, buffet. I'm good. Hey, Paul,
what'd you think of Jody in that scene? I was
telling you about Bridge. He's gonna get hosed. He's gonna
(32:19):
get where you got hosed.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I remember Paul Teddy, hold on, come say hi to Teddy.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
She hosed you when you now it's Jody's turn to
get hosed.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Remember when you said you got to get down on
one knee and propose to me.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
No, that's not what I said.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
So what did you say?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Uh said that again?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You said something along the lines of, if you want
to get engaged, you can get down on one knee
and propose to me.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
No, what I said was because I was just getting
bullied by all these little Italian guys.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
And Teddy and Camra. Yeah, and you guys are posting
my chops.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
No, what it was I said, if I get engaged
like today, do you expect me to get on one
nee tomorrow? I proposed to you. That was a silly move.
I didn't need it to sound that way. This is
a stupid Irish move. Pighead trying to be stupid and smart.
But the backfard because everybody fucking told me it was stupid.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
I was.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
But you know what you're acting and get away with
a lot you.
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Think so you think you have no clue what I
just said.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
You guys are so cute. Look now, she's gonna rip
it out before he says anything else. I love how
you took it out before he could say anything back.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
This is what what Lisa did when Jody was talking.
I don't care he could say what he wants. I'm
just like, hey, Paul, you're gonna get host for that one,
no problem. No, but I'm transparent. No, you're transparent.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
And you know what.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I love him, and it doesn't mean that I just
like Jody. I just Jody fucked up Jody.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Jody's gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Jody's gonna be a rough week.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
For you, Jody.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
And you know who's gonna be on top of that,
our buddy Larsa Joe.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Let shit go.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No she that's gonna be big reunion talk. Oh yeah,
big reunion talk.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Okay, can we talk?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I heard there is a lot. We just had Marisal
on and she's told me who she's blocked and all
kinds of stuff like I saw, Yeah, but then I
didn't really understand. So they say they're splitting up the
groups because they said they need to like talk. I
thought that meant they were going to put people that
have issues together.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
But insteall, that's what makes sense. That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
No, But then one group. So there's dinner Group one
that's Julia, Lisa, Marisol, Alexi, and Adriana. And then dinner
Group two is Keiky, Stephanie, Larsa and Gertie. I don't
get it.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, what's the point.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I don't get it. I'm like, let's talks and big
when he's like, I don't get it, Like.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I don't get it, but whatever?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
What Well, Lisa makes a comment about them being late
to dinner, and then Lisa tells the group Jody never
did anything wrong and Larsa needs to leave Jody out
of it, and then Alexia tells Lisa that Jody needs
to leave himself out of it, and then Alexia Thinkslexi
has done that.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Oh, Alexia was like your boyfriend, because you know why,
everyone's got a lot to say about Todd. Now it's
her turn to say something about But I don't remember
Lisa's saying a lot about Todd.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I don't either. No, Lisa's two obsessed with Lisa one hundred.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
So Alexia like, who's been you know, very cordial considering
like Stephanie. The first time Stephanie went off on her,
I would have ripped her to shit shred's yeah, and
she was like nice about it. After the fifth time,
she finally spoke up. But but yeah, so Alexia went
(36:06):
in on Lisa's Jodie.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, she went in on it. Alexia also was taking
the late thing. She's like, just because I'm late one
time and you're multiple hours late and anything, shut up,
Just leave it.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Sometimes you should know better.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Just she's sharing a bathroom with with marzol, like maybe
they needed to take turns, or maybe she wanted to
take a pill.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Leave her alone, so what so you know, she's not
three hours late like Lisa was for ten years.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
She's not making them sit on a shuttle.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
They're on like, don't make me sit on a shuttle
with a bunch of women.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
It gets really I get really edgy on a shuttle,
on a sprinter van. I don't like a sprinter van
or a shuttle. And it's always hot in there.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Musty, musty.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
But nothing really happens at this dinner. At either dinners
for me, we still don't get really very much information
about what shows up.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Half dad.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, Adriana is like Adrian is either tipsy or she's
just zan x.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Maybe she's got to medicate through the birthday. I don't know.
Maybe the French croissant left. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
She's really she's not happy, she is, she's miserable.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You know, maybe she's I could speculate, Okay, get maybe
she maybe she feels like she has no friends because
her and Julia were friends, and who else is she
really close with besides Gerty?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Kind of yeah, I mean, but Julia is such a
try hard I'm like, just find somebody else then. I
don't know why Julia rubs me the wrong way so much.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
This season, and she rubs a lot of people the
wrong way, but.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
She's always rubbed me the wrong way because I've always
felt I haven't believed her stories.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
You know what, You're very If you don't believe you're
one of the people. If you don't believe somebody, I'm.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Going to not believe them too. Yeah, as you're rarely wrong.
How come you're like that?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I think, Listen, I'm not gullible. I will make mistakes
a million times, but if I have a gut instinct
about somebody, most of the time that's accurate. Even though
matt Our producer is laughing at us, right now. But like,
I very rarely have the wrong gut instinct about somebody's
or you.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Say everybody's lying, and then sometimes you're right.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
You know what, fuck off, Delorie.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
A liar knows a liar. Everybody's full of shit. So
a some point it sticks.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, I mean, but like I there's something I don't
know but this These two dinners to me are a
complete snore fest. But no, it's not. Larsus thinks they're
such a snore fest that when she gets back to
her room, she facetimes Alexia, Marisola, and Julia two hours
after dinner, she jokes that she needs to take photos
for OnlyFans, and then she's feeling frisky and she starts
(39:23):
like showing off her stuff. They have to like, oh,
Marisol and Alexia, yes you didn't see this part.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Where was I at this part? I don't even know.
Oh yeah, bathroom or something.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Oh yeah, you missed it. She's tipsy, she's shown it
all off. I'm like, so is this third episode for
Lars's Like, is this an ad for Larsa's only fans?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Well, I mean, how many OnlyFans subscribers watch Housewives?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm sure a lot think about how many husbands probably
watch housewives with their wives.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
I don't know about that many.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't know. I think a good amount. I think
a good amount. But I don't think she's hurting in that.
But I wonder if Bethany they got the Bethany Claus
for that.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Wait, you know what they should get it? If everybody
else gets it her only fans should be friggin.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, I know, going through the roof, Then Stephanie should.
Then it's the next day. I was happy to see
larsa tipsy. I wish she would have been with the
entire group tipsy in front of everybody, and we would
have had That would be good.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I want to see a bunch of drunk bitches.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's what I wanted me too.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Then I want to see Stephanie drunk.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Loosen up, loosen up, steph She can't because she's she
can't even believe that she's on I believe where she
is at this moment, it hasn't sunk it. And then
she's counting down the minutes, so instead of thinking what
(41:06):
she's gonna say next, she's counting down how many hours
until this trip is over?
Speaker 4 (41:10):
The one time she's actually thinking of not about what
she's saying next, but the minute she gets to step
off this cruise.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
But she shows up to Marisel's room in an eighties
workout outfit with her MIC showing, which drives me nuts,
Like it was like poked out, Like I was like she.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
Had a third nipple, because there's like a poke out
right here. But then I was like, oh, it's the mic.
It's the mic. He was driving me nuts. But she
gives one a Marisol. Marisol's like, I'm not working.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I didn't bring shoes, like I'm gonna have to wear
my chocolates, which is flip flops. And Stephanie brings up
what happened with Marason and Alexia not coming on the plane,
and Marisol tells her her that she really likes her
but wants to know who she is, not what she
is off. That's a good way to put it. If
only we're so eloquently spoken.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
We're not, and and we're criticizing Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Oh, Stephanie, I just want to say, I'm not saying
it because I think I'm better.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
I'm just saying it because I expect you could be better.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, But also, Stephanie, I implore you I beg you
start wearing your hair natural more often, because I thought
she looked beautiful, just natural. I don't need like its
severe boss bitch all the time, because she looked so
beautiful in that scene where she was like just in
her workout clothes and it was like her natural hair.
(42:40):
She looks stunning to me.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
She's pretty. She's forty, she's pretty. Yeah, she's got a
lot of money. She takes care of herself. She should
look good.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I love you. But then we get a flashboard out
to eat I have a husband that kisses her ass.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
I mean, these things all contribute to looking good.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
True. But then we get a flashboard to eight hours
later of Alexia telling Stephanie how bothered Marisol was, then
a flashboard to the next day of Stephanie telling Adriana
that Marissol is a jealous demon who disguised herself as
a loyal friend. She tells Adrianna that you're gonna come
for her, you better hit a bullseye because when it turns,
when it's her turn, she doesn't miss. Oh, that's another
(43:27):
one of those ones that I bet she was thinking
about what she was saying when somebody else was talking
that one. Yeah, I know it was very close to
something Bethany has said before. I think Bethany said if
you take a shot at this bee, you better not miss.
So it's it's kind of similar.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Oh yeah, but it's doing their homework, you think, or
I think nobody. Yeah, but I mean, listen, there's sayings
that we don't own.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
If we say it once, it could be said again.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
But I think that Stephanie has spent time watching thing
the show.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
And yeah, i think she's done her research. But either way,
I'm happy to see that that was in the flashback
flash forward because it means that we're gonna have a
good episode next week.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, no more separations, no more keeping the peace, no
more Adriana falling asleep at the table.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Let's go out late having a rough time? Are they
gonna have a birthday party for her?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Who knows? Does anyone even paid attention that she's observing?
Speaker 3 (44:25):
So, I mean they kind of left her drooling at
the end of the table.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
I'm like, okay, just you know, Gerty went checked on
her to check her false but outside of that, nobody
cared if she was late.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
No one felt looking for her.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I mean, no one even knew she was there.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
She was missing, and they didn't even know what she
showed up.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
No one bothered to even look over she honestly she
maybe she's very very seasick on drama meine or something.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
But how the boat didn't move? How do you get
seasick on a boat that's not moving, except it.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Does move around Miami move.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I mean I don't know, but I think I think
that was old footage.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
I think it was old footage. I think it was
a green.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
They just gone on just I do.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
I can't breeze. I think that's what happened. I would
that money on it. Yeah, gosh, somebody leaks that Richard
Branson's yacht never moves from the station only when they're
on it.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
You didn't want to waste the gas on the Housewives
of Miami. Didn't get to worry is because he's stupid.
He's like, put the bitches there, don't move this boat.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Don't and then just leave all the dish works on
one table.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Oh god, oh I red this laugh.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Oh my gosh. Well, thanks you guys for tuning in
to another episode of to Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Ive You guys, love you, talk to you later. Bye,
thank you, Bye,
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