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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas and a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Cameradge Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Too Cheese and
a Pod with myself and Alexis Hi. Hey, guys, we
are recapping Real Housewives of Orange County live from Bravo con. Wow,
we're in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Lots of bravolebrities around here, are lots.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Of Bravo celeberties walking around. So I have a cool
question for you before we get into recapping episode two.
What were your thoughts on episode one of the reunion.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
It's really hard to put myself back in that place
because after Reunion two, episode two, I'm deep in the
thoughts of that. But I feel like they owe me
a paycheck because Carlos counted and my name was mentioned
six times, and where is my money? Hold on?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Where's my money?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
How many times?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
As I'm do you know?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't know, But I should be rich.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Teddy, we both should not be having to buy like
two ply toilet paper, but you guys have four ply
toilet paper in your bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That says to teas right now.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
At the hotel, but at home it's one plot.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Well, I have to come to your house for a
piece of bubblegum because I didn't make a dime off
of the show.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, so the episode starts out, it's Jen and Tamar
agreed that they don't know where they stand with each other.
Jen says it's hard to navigate Tamar. She feels she
just doesn't like her. Andy asked if Tamar showed the
old picture of Jen because she wanted to prove that
Jen physically changed to look more like Tamar, and she
says yes. Jen confronts Tamara, accusing her of an affair,
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and Tamer says she shouldn't have said anything without proof.
Jen says she didn't even know who Tamar was or
watched the show, but she did DM Tamar in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So okay, let me. I want to know first. I
have a lot of thoughts on this.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I want to know where you stand and what you're thought,
and you know, it's okay if we agree to disagree,
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The thing I'm a little bit confused is why does
Jen have for seat because she doesn't deliver?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, so I already disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I think she delivers.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I think she delivered amazing. I do I do I
think she's I think she's got this, she's found her voice.
I think the first season kind of like Katie. Last season,
I felt like Katie froze on the couch at the reunion,
and I feel like she froze in scene like when
you're on the moment, and then she's great in her confessionals.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I feel like Jen delivered.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I feel like everyone's questioning like she doesn't have all
of you know, she she forgets things so quickly when
it's convenient for her. I get that that's what the
audience thinks. But I do think she delivers a good show.
She's dekable, she's likable, and she does bring something to
the equation.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I do feel that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I don't think she should be I think she
should be a part of the show.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I just didn't get what seat would you have given her?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Second?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, who would you have had first? Next to? Really?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I would have had her, yeah, on the other side
of the cout Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Wow, Okay, well okay, that we okay.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, why who would you?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I think I think they the way they set it
up was perfect. I think it was I think I mean,
I personally think Katie deserved a closer seat, because even
though she was you know, iced out a little bit,
she did bring a lot of the first six episodes
ish six six ish episodes uh to the forefront and
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and and made the ratings amazing for those episodes, So
I believe she deserved a little bit further up.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh gosh, we're going to disagree on a.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Lot of Teddy.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
The one the one good thing you have is I'm
in five inch heels and I'm exhausted, so there's no scrapping.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, there will be none.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
In Riddled, so you know. But this is the message
that Jen Ellsworth Pedronti sent to Tamara back in two
thousand and thirteen, even though supposedly she didn't know her
and she just randomly showed up at the gym. Hi, Tamra,
I hope you don't mind I'm messaging you. I live
in Ldar and was talking to a friend of mine
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that I am. I asked her if she knew anyone
that could do this procedure I'm thinking about having. She said, gosh,
I wish you knew Tamra. I think she did it
and used the same doctor I know one person, And
she told me her story and I'm scared to get death. Okay,
this doesn't even really matter what she says here. But
what this proves is she knew Tamra. So just say yeah,
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I knew Tamar and I was a fan, not a fan.
Now she could have said that, I would have liked it. Yeah,
so your beef is that she's fibbing. Okay, I don't
like when people It's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I don't like fibbing.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't mind if like.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Holding your tongue or like guarding your tongue as the
Bible would say, but like or like not saying everything.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
But you feel like Jen is fibbing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I feel like, if you're going to start there, what
else are you going to fib about? But because if
somebody would have asked me, if somebody were to ask
me tomorrow, would I do another reality television show? And
I said, no, are you giving? I would? I would
want to, you would. I wouldn't want to go back
to Beverly Hills, but I'd want to do you do something?
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I do something else?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah? Okay, what where do you think Jenna's fibbing? Because
is Jen saying like like you think Jenna is saying
I never knew Tamra before, because I've heard Jen say
on on this even at this past reunion that we're
getting ready to recap I or that we're recapping now.
I thought Jen was like, yeah, we knew each other.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
No, if she's saying before she went and like sought
her out, what came to the.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Gym caamera is saying Jin sought her out, and you're
saying Jin said no, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, Jen saying I had no idea who this even was.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I just liked Eddie, okay, see I and see that's
when she said loved Eddie by the way.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Which I'm not. Eddie's sitting right there and I'm watching his.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
You know what's funny is that that's what different viewers
take different from the scene, because I captured from that
scene that Jen was basically saying, yeah, I kind of
know who you were, kind of was.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Doing my thing, did this, did that?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Made fun of putting your hair in my head and
and moving on.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
But she didn't even double down on putting the hair
in the head, like take ownership of the things.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I agree, okay, I agree with with that.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
But she did tell me and laughed about it, like
I thought it's funny. I thought America would think that's
funny too. It's like, Okay, I struck stop.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Saying it again.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And then you talk about behind her.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, like I just waited out, Like I just didn't
appreciate her silence in moments. Yeah, she could have been
a little bit more.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You feel like she's not being as authentic as you want,
is what I'm gathering.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I know that I'm forgetful right now. I also had
stage four cancer and.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Teddy not comparable at all, and so.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
The fact that she can't remember conversations that she had
days ago, weeks ago, months ago, and she's always flip
flopping bugs me.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, I think that I haven't I haven't read anything
on social media, but I do hear from people on
my team that that is kind of what the general
consensus is. But that's also what's hard about podcasting and
being in this real moment, is like, because I do
love her, and I know you have a beef with her,
and I know Tamar has a beef with her, but
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I do not really have a beef with her. I
feel like her and I can maybe squash the beef,
to be honest.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh, you're ready to be friends. Would you come back
to OCI.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I had a great time? She would, I had a
great time. I'm gonna leave it in that.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, all right, so we know what that means, guys,
all right, And then continuing on, Andy s Gina if
she thinks Shannon and Jen's relationship is fake, and Gina
says that she would tiptoe during conversations about Shannon and
not say what she really felt. I didn't actually agree
with this. I think that I think I know that
(08:19):
you know, it's going to be hard for you to
like to me Shannon and Jen. You know they're not
maybe they're not best friends, but I think they get
along just fine.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I do. I do think that their friendship seems real.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
ID.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
This is how I can remove myself from my own experience,
because when you're podcasting, you're here, it's kind of like
a broadcaster report or whatever. You're here to speak the
truth about what you've seen on TV. What I witnessed
from that and the whole season with Jen and Shannon.
I do think they have a true friendship, as much
of a friendship as Shannon could have, because if you
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think about it, she dropped Tamera right away when she's
quit the show, and that has and what has been
evidenced by other friendships that have been spoken about, So
hopefully maybe Shannon learned and is now like, Okay, I
need to keep my friendships authentic. Even if what if
Jen gets fired next season? What do you think and
Shannon's days on? Or flip it, what if Shannon gets
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fired in Gen's days on? Then what do you think
would happen with that friendship? That's the true question.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I think that friendship would be over if one of
them got the boot. I think, you know, I think
there's different stages of their life. I think that we
got to be This is what we also have to
talk about in the world of housewives. It never works
when people are in dramatic different stages of their life.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Very true, and I think it's also really going to
be blunt and weird for people to hear. Some people
might like it, some people might hate it. Sorry, it's
my opinion. As Tamer would say, I'm going to say
my opinion, But I feel as if none of these
women would be friends if the cameras went down, because
if you look at Tamar and I I'm not filming,
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haven't been on for a year.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
We're very tight. You know.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm still trying to connect with Jin and get that
com We have a hard conversation that needs to be had,
and I feel that way with Katie too.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Katie and I have.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Squashed it and we're like, okay the minute, let's move on.
But I don't feel like many of those women, if
they don't get the re up next season, we'll stay
would stay friends.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't, Well, what is your thought on Katie and Matt?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I freaking love them. I love them. I'm sorry you
don't tell me. Okay, then tell me why. You need
to give me a why, and you better get the
why out.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Okay. So here's the thing about that. I loved Katie
on the pod. I thought she was straightforward. I was
ready for her to come. I was ready for her
to bring it. I was ready for her to show receipts.
I was ready for when they said, where's the Verizon bill?
She had it and she had the calls like I
wanted her to deliver. But instead what she did was
she sat there with her thought in her ass and
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let her husband do her dirty work.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I think Matt was a little intimidated and abrasive. Well
he was slightly abrasive, but rightly so everybody's going after her. Okay,
here's the problem I have is that Matt is watching
his wife come home crying NonStop. Yes, did she lie
about some things? Absolutely, she owned some of those. Did
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she deserve the treatment she got, which is the old
high school mean girl treatment. No, we are grown ass women.
This is the problem. If I'm having this conversation with
my seventeen year old in high school or eighteen year
old high.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
School, it's totally different. That's things.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
They're learning their ways. We are all thirty five plus.
Ok I was thirty three when I started this show.
Everybody okay, thirty five eight now, but here we are.
All I'm saying is everyone is a grown ass woman.
So it should never be to the level that it
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has gotten to, especially with Katie. My heart does go
out to her, and to be honest, my heart went
out when Gretchen got booted out of the van. So
we're supposed to be recapping the reunions too, but I'm
just saying, we are going through. We're going through to
make the feel the feeling, and just my heart is
I think people should have a little bit more sensitivity
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to the fact that, like you and I, we have
difference of opinion.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I think Matt and Katie, first of all, are madly
in love. I think Matt is a stand up guy.
Maybe she did have her thumb up her ass a
little bit, Like you said, if I really go back
and rewatch it and look at it from your perspective,
you're probably right. But I think sometimes they freeze. Katie
is so good in her confessionals.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I know she's and she was such a good interview too,
and I loved her, so it's not about me not
liking her.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I actually freezes a little.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But is what I don't know if she gets quiet
when she needs to be vocal sharing the information because
the whole point of the reunion is for us to
get information, and clearly, because she sits out there throughout
the entire duration, it was her time. But also I
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kind of got secondhand embarrassment that Matt was the only
guy that came out.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Well, I think he was gobsbacked by that. I think
he was like kind of you think he didn't know
because he said he goes where slate. I thought he
was coming. That's the only reason I came today.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
He said that at the reunion he got okay.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
See, that's why it's good to talk it through, because
now I want to go back and watch the scene
with Katie and see if she really did sit there
like you said. But like he he said to Gretchen,
where is Slade? He's why I came.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I wanted to talk to him about this and get
this cleared up.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well, either way, I was a little bit there farist
second hand embarrassment from my Now.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
The show's really good at making surprises happen though, So
there you go. It's why Bravo's doing a good job
with all these housewife shows.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, then we get through. Andy asks if Jen misses
her friendship with Katie, and Jen says she doesn't know
what is real in the friendship. There are things that
Katie does that doesn't make sense in a real friendship,
like what.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
But I mean what I gathered from that as Jenna's saying.
She said, Jen's words were something similar to what you
the stories don't always line up, yeah, or something like that.
It was to that my mind. Don't don't make me rebate.
I'm teddy and come to me. Next time and tell
me I did it wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
But I'm just saying something along those lines. And so
I think that what Jen feels.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
And by the way, they both have their own Yeah,
Jen and Katie both have different feelings about what happened.
But it was obvious that Jen is frustrated and feels
as if certain things don't line up with Katie's stories,
which is evident.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
She doesn't actually ever really say that to Katie. We
never have a scene where she's like, I don't believe.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You, except at the reunion.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
That's what I think she was trying to say, right then, Okay,
that's what I think Jen was trying to politely say
to her is your stories don't add up.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
But just say I stop being your friend because I
don't trust you.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
And give and give examples.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't want your word vomit, and I want proof.
I would if I want timeline.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
If I was in Katie's seat at that moment and
you had been telling me that and it's like you
and I were doing it, I would be like, Okay, Teddy,
tell me what then what doesn't add up?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Give me something?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, give me something tangible.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But maybe she maybe she doesn't remember anything. Maybe she
can't remember it because she can't. She for sure can't
keep her story straight. But here's here's the good news.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
We're halfway through talking about this, and we've talked about Jen,
We've talked about Katie, and we've brushed on Tamara. Okay,
so we need What I need from a reunion is
a little bit more, Phil. I need to talk, be
able to talk about everybody.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Okay, Well you've left out Heather, Gina, Emily, and I
mean so you went from you went Jen, Katie and Tamor.
That's why Jen has second seat because Jen is the
most or first seat I mean first, Yes, thank you,
that's why Jen has first seat. What I'm saying is
we've brushed on those three, but look at who the
three names are. I know that's precisely why Katie seed
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it at Bigger Ladies.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
We need to figure it out. We can't be just
having Tamra do your dirty work.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I literally didn't want to come in here like Guns
of Blaze, and I know I'm on the twats right now,
but it's like I feel so frustrated for Tamara, and
like we also, you and I both know the behind
the scenes of how she feels and and all of that.
So it's hard to have your friend be in such
a bad position and watching her go through last season,
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you know, dying on the sword for me like I.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Which I warned her about by the way I did
She No, she didn't. I warned her. I said, this
is going to bite you in the ass.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Well, guess what, Teddy, you spoke very harshly and badly
about me and John on your podcast, and here we
are reunited doing this.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
This is a podcast.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Hello, we have fluorescent lighting, the say to teas in
a pod, and we're shitting on our own names. So like,
clearly this isn't about Like.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
All I'm saying is is you know you told Tama
not to do that, and Tarah felt something convicted because
if you could have felt some of the scenes that
Tam and I had together on season eighteen, which was
last season, you would have known the truth behind our
love and our friendship like you would have because you
feel it, like when she came in and sat down
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with you.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Right now, I feel like Jen missus Katie as much
as Tam or missed Gretchen.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Which a minute, okay, I'm like connecting the dots of
like okay, wait wait wait wait Lego legos Wow yeah
wow Teddy Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Then Gretchen and Jen are confronted about the TikTok they
made that was taken down because it was offensive. Katie
says she doesn't think it was aimed towards her, but
it was insensitive. She says that Jen never apologized to her.
Gretchen did, but Katie thinks, a I wrote her apology.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I'm watching your eyes right like I'm watching you. I
can't wait to hear your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Well one Gretcher's drives me freaking nuts. Gratchers is bugs
like no other. So for me, Gretcher's saying it was
a I, I mean her saying it was a I
about Gretcher's I you know, I think I don't know.
(19:06):
I don't know how she speaks. I don't know the woman.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I don't know either, but I I I think you're
never on the show with her.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I was, but I don't. I don't know her.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I don't know if she's She's been engaged to a
guy for sixteen years and I've only been a part
of like two of those years.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
So I'm surprised dated Slade.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Oh fuck, I mean, I mean, oh fudge, oh fudge.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Don't And he'd probably say the same.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
So it's all, it's all, okay, we're washing it here,
because he'd probably be like I wouldn't do her either,
I mean whatever, But no, I I don't know her.
I also was like her closest friend when I came on.
She was thirty two, I was thirty three. We became
fast best friends, and then she shut on me so
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bad that it's like.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It's like, I don't I don't know where I don't
trust her. I don't know. I feel she's a chameleon
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
She'll just orph into whatever is yeah, kind of but
but at the same time, I mean kind of like
her costumes. You know, she morphs into whatever she likes
the costume. So it's kind of the same with the personality,
Like what do you think about the costumes?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I never Here's the thing about the costumes. If you're
going to do a costume, you better knock it out
of the park every single time. Like, do you watch
like that one in the room.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Someone's getting a champagne right now, little vove.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Hey, they're not. I want to.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
I want to let the viewers or the listeners know
they're they're not short of vove in this room.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
No, it is. It is three K.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
They must want to get every celebrity drunk before they
come on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I love that. I want to call it j LO.
I go hand in hand.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I always I always laugh so hard.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Of like yeah, kind of like f gb ah, like
down or down?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Then Slade, Ryan and Matt were all invited to talk
about the naked situation.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Gosh, I can't wait to get your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
So you you give me your thoughts because you have
more of like a backstory. What do you think about
the naked wasted situation?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I one hundred percent know that Gretchen and Slayde have
both claimed that and the roofed thing, but I really
don't want I'm being honest with you. I don't want
to get into the think I I already have enough
issues with you know, there's the door door, and I'm
just like, I'm just over a lot of I'm not.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But you for sure know that Gretchen and Slade shared
this story.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I believe Katie is what I'm going to say. I
have one hundred percent. First of all, Matt, have you
met Matt yet?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
No? I think I would like Matt in person.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
He is amazing. He is a stand up man. He
is a one like.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
He is one of those people that literally like doesn't
have anything to like like like skirt around or be
a liar about or any of that. And also he's
in a really hard position with his wife getting the
treatment that she got. I mean, the one thing I
would like from Matt is for him to be supportive
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of her, but also say, Katie, you did lie about
a couple of things and you did.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You know, we have to really own that. And just
I don't even need.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Him to say that they lied, I just need him
to like not. I just felt there was a couple
of times he just like too much to the other.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
To the other women, like when he cut Jin off,
he cut Jen off? What did he do, Teddy?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I forget?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
He said, he said to Jin he goes excuse like
he butt it over started talking.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Over her and then she was like, oh, that's rude.
I agree, And I.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Think he might have been rude to Shannon once. I
think he was rude. Like but also if your issue
is with Gretchen. Then have it with Gretchen.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
But here's the other part to this, Teddy. What he's
not getting paid and he his name is getting for.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
He shouldn't be there.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Wide about it, you know what.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
He shouldn't be there if none of the other men
were there. I'm sorry, it's just weird he was.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
He was.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
It was kind of a throw under the bus kind
of brow there. That doesn't matter. The only three that
Andy specifically said were invited were Ryan, Matt, and Slade.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Were the three I would.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Have needed to know that the other ones were coming
before going.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, Well, here's the thing when you're in reality TV, Teddy,
you were on a long time ago, and you were
on a lot of seasons.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
I was on a long time ago in a lot
of seasons.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
And it's like you learn after watching and learning, it's
hard when you're in the moment. And he wanted to
be there to defend his wife. He wanted to be
he's such a good guy.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
But then I talked for her the whole time.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I don't think you talked for her. And he was
asking him the question the questions to.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Matt, and then he would show people.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
I don't blame him I have to say, I mean,
I put myself in that if that was John. Oh,
we all saw what happens when I'm John's getting attacked
because you better watch out because this little two inch
bicep becomes twelve inches very fast.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I'm just telling you, she's.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Like a wiener. Guy, she just gross not a wiener.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I am more.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
I have a little bit of a muscle than more
than a wiener. Okay, who said.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
They broke someone's wiener this year?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Well, who was the Krutchen and said she broke slades wiener?
And it went like this, I can't I.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Still never heard of that. Oh, Terry Debro just walked in.
Let me ask if this is actually think Terry, Terry,
you're on the pod. You're on the pod really quickly.
Can you break your wiener? Actually, yes, you can fracture
your wiener.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
We're trying to figure out and get to the bottom
of this whole. Gretchen and Slid come over here. Yeah,
Papa squad, Come on, doctor Debrou Papa squad. So we
are trying to get to the bottom of this and
we are not obviously surgeons.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So so she did not think it's possible.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I believe it couldn't because anything that long can be
like it could be broken.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well, well, good amount of girth. I feel like it
would be harder for it to be fractured.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Well, those of.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Various tubes and soft tissue structures, right that have density
and you can fracture them. That's a real thing, a
fractured penis.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I kind of want to cut a penis and have
to to see what's in. Don't tell John that.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
I decided I want to cut a penis today in half.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
So, did you watch the reunion?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Do you watch anything?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
So I said, how the should have first seat?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:03):
And she didn't.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
She didn't share.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Yeah, I don't. I I want to stay friends with everyone,
so I purposely don't don't watch anything that why that
way when I go into a seat, it's like, yah,
were you? I have no idea if you're trashing my
wife or your happy with my wife.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Actually, husbands of any reality or wives of any reality
TV star, sorry star a D list celebrity, please remember
to not watch so that you.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Can be friends with everyone in the room. I like that.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
When I meet a house husband who's new on the show,
the first thing I say to them is hey, here's
the rules of engagement. Never argue with the housewife because
you will lose.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
And that's what this is my point though, this is
my point why it didn't really work out for Matt.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Matt, I feel got screwed, though, Teddy, that's where you
and I are a little bit different.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I feel this season interesting. To keep you up to date,
only one of the husbands showed up.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
It was reunion and Matt, Slade, and Ryan all got
invited to go talk about the naked wasted roof feed night.
I know about it, and only Matt showed up. But
Matt thought everyone else was going to be there.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Was it a mistake or not showing up?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I thought it was a mistake. She thought it wasn't.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
By the way, Oh really you thought it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I feel like he needed he when you're in that position,
if he needs to get his voice heard, I would
I honor that because this is a freaking hard.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's hard. But look, the two others.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Who didn't show they it was a good idea. They
didn't show up.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
It was a good because we're not talking about them
as much.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Yeah, I don't know if you remember one hundred years ago.
I showed up to one of these, oh boy, and
it was a huge mistake. That was the season where
I called David Badoor a penis, which was a huge mistake.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Did you get em alive?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Was it a broken penis or it was a fractured penis?
Speaker 7 (27:51):
My penis was fractured making that move. No, but he
was like, I said, we have a term for you
in an anatomy. It's called penis. I thought it was
being funny. Totally back fired on me. It didn't work,
and it was a huge mistake.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Did you plan the line before you said it?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I did?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You did?
Speaker 7 (28:06):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
That those those never worked. That's the problem.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Plan the line. And by the way, so now I
show up, I have no idea what the storyline is.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I like when you're a little bit stoned.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I know. By the way, yeah, I thought, okay, so
I'm stone on the.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Show, you can try one of those shroom things. I
don't know. I was excited.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
About to have weed at a weed party. I mean
have a weed station party.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
That was talking about the shroom.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
So anyway, well, okay, so you get long story short.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Celebrity in here today we didn't even know doctor fordro
was going to come on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
She looked behind dismiss me. Now if you like, I'm like,
you're got to close off the show.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
We're next celebrity coming out. Thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
You look amazing, You're doing so well.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
So you have no idea, so happy.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Thank you so much, thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Thank you for your your interesting feedback about the penis
configurations and if they can really break Yeah yeah, now yeah, come.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Out Terry de Bro.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
All I know is I'm going to be very careful
with my husband moving forward, because now that we know
it's real.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Teddy, you can't break his penis.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I have not breaken anything on that man. No I'm not.
And yeah you're a little thirty five year old. He
may look all buff and everything. To be careful with
that penis.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Well, thanks guys for tuning in to another episode of
two Teas in a Pod. That was our kind of
recap of episode two of the Reion.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
It was fabulous.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Thanks Alexis by guys,