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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hey, guys, welcome back to the episode of Two Teas
and a Pod with myself and Dolores.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Good morning, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Good morning? How are you? It's got your.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Background today, Got a little got a little stone.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Behind us, John, that's the fireplace.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Did you hear that? What happened to Teddy last night?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
What tempted robbery at her house?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Stop?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm like, oh yeah, so I guess they either tempted
or did rob the house next.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Door and then came into her backyard.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
But you know, her husband has a alarm company, very
high tech company's so the police were called out immediately
and every buddy is fine.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But did they catch them?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I don't know. I haven't heard yet. She's a little
you know, scary, Yeah, very very very scary.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
So thank god she had that alarm system on the
Thank god. You know that whole area be se know
so many housewives houses have been hit, from Kyle to
Kyle's daughters to door eat like that whole area, and
you know, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I would targets at it because of I'm on TV.
They stole you got hit too. Yeah, two years ago
in April. I remember it was around Mother's Day and
my daughter called me because Mom, I'm so sorry, everything's gone,
all your journey is gone, because I'm six dog dogs
six dogs. So they broke the sliding glass door and
(01:40):
came in and thank god they didn't hurt the dogs.
They put all the dogs in the room.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Another thing that we did that is well, Eddie is
the one that was turned onto it. But if you
guys go to like really dot com or whatever and
you're looking at the house across the street, you can
like do a street view and go or Google view
of the house. All you have to do is contact
them and they'll blur your house. Because these thieves will
scope out your house, especially for like in a gated
(02:05):
community or something they can't easily get in to see
like how can I get in?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
So we did that to our houses. We had them
all blurred, very good and all that kind of stuff.
But that's always a good idea. It's very easy. They
do it very quickly.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
So the Valley season finale is here. It's the end
of this season for the Valley.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It was good in the end. Everybody started going, what
were they waiting for? I could have used that all season. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Right, So it starts out with Janet, Michelle, and Brittany
go over to Laala's house to see her new baby girl.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Pala looks so good as usual. The girl is like whatever,
she always looks good.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
She's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Brittany talks about where she stands with Jackson, how she's
not letting crews go over to his condo anytime soon,
and I'm not against it.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't know if there's a court order or what,
but it's I hope she's at least letting him see
his son.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
He should be able to see his son. If it
has to be supervised. I understand that, but he should
be able to see him at least supervised.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
To discuss what happens between Kristin, Janet and Hawaii, I
will say that when Janet tells them Kristen called her
a fan, nobody took the moment to disagree or stand
up for her.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I saw that.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I know Lala came in with a zinger. Cocaine addiction
is expensive, yes, and it's a luxury you can no
longer afford. That's a I mean, I didn't realize.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I guess cocaine is a it's expensive, I'm assuming so
that's what it's considered.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
More of a luxurious drug.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I mean, yeah, I like doing I'd rather buy spend
money on botox or something.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I don't know what's the I mean, is it the
rich man's drug? I don't know. I mean, what do
I know about these things?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
But I can tell you he can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, so cheap. He can't afford it.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
All right.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Now, the boys go over to Jackson's new condo, which
I was impressed to condo look beautiful. And then I
was like, oh, he's enjoying it. He's enjoying it. And
then I love the decourseespecially the tennis shoes on.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
The kitchen counter and amazing. I know, and I'm sure
he got a hell of a deal since it's on
the Lax flight path.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And pers we're so shady to see that, you know,
the airplanes flying across his house.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That's it's possibly it's actually Burbank.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's probably Burbank because he's in I think he's.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
In the valley. I'm not Sally, so I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You know, I'm familiar with the valley because when little
Frankie wanted to become an actor. I spent about two
hours in a apartment room in the valley until I
packed my stuff and left as the larvae was hatching
in the rug.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Oh great, that sounds wonderful.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That was wonderful. Studios City was amazing for the three.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Minutes I spent there.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh so Jackson has a room for Cruise, and that
that was cute, cut little room he decorated for Cruise.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Although Cruise is all that over right now.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You know he's so spent on. Look what this looks like.
Isn't this amazing? Cruise doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What his room looks like.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Cruse wants his dad to be so to be the
functional present and you know a good example of what
someone you know you should be as a human. So yeah,
Cruise isn't looking at how you decorated his room. Sorry,
I will give you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I think he's missing that. Yeah he's trying.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, but I will give him Pops for saying he's
willing to have cameras in the House of Britney could
feel comfortable.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yes, yes he is. He's listen for him, he's trying.
I cannot take that away.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well, right now he is, but later on he ain't
fucking trying anything but being an asshole.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But why is there beer? Why does he have a
frigerator filled with.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Beer because he never stopped drinking.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Well, that's not rehab to me, that's not being in recovery. Well,
sister has not had a drink in eighteen years, and
neither has her husband.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Sorry, well, if you really want to be sober and
you really want to change things, if you have a
drinking problem, then that's what you do. You know. So
Jack saying he would never bring a girl to his condo,
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Dude, you probably already.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Have had lies.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
The lies of course he would, didn't he have women
at his house that him and Brittany shared.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I'm going to give him something because I have to.
I can't always go say not nice thing. Maybe he
means when his son is there?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah maybe, Okay, Well give him that.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Let's give him upset doubt, Like yeah, yeah, I know,
I know, I know that's what we meant.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, but Jack starts talking about so many negative feelings
about Danny and I'm like, dude, stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Bro chill out. You know another thing, if you're in recovery.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Don't you want to mentor your friend or do you
want to kick.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Well, not a.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Part of your recovery.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
But don't you feel like this is Jack's, you know,
trying to make it look like Danny's worse than him
to get the heat off of him.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I think Jack's is not totally self aware. Oh what
an actual scumbag he's been.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I love when you call people's scumbags.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It comes from my gut. So I'm not so sure
and Jack's I got it. I mean, I'm not saying
this in a bad way to you. I don't know that.
I don't think you're that well aware, and I don't
think that if there was ever a time when people
in glass houses should not throw stones, this is it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
This is it, that's for sure. And we do see
Danny is trying to stop drinking. He's drinking water and
lemon or whatever. But he makes a point of telling everybody, did.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You make it to the end of the episode. I'm
just curious, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Was with the kids all day and you had your
GRAM team.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
So Michelle meets Jesse at his house.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This is kind of a cute scene, something to just
button up the season Jesse gets emotional and says he's
so tired of fighting with Michelle.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yes, he is.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
He takes accountability. He's got tears in his eyes.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You know, Michelle thinks this is a huge step in
the right direction.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I wanted this for them really bad.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, they need this.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
He's a broken man. She doesn't seem like she's strong.
Let me tell you something. This girl's really strong. She
doesn't go either way. This guy broke. He is done,
she lasted, she won. But I have to say, like
I felt that. Did you not feel that when he
(09:18):
was saying and he was like starting to like I'm
just done, and it was so raw and real.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
No, I don't feel like it was just for camera
time or him thinking like I will not be the
next Jack's Taylor.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Look at my emotions crying. This is deep rooted. Sincere,
you can tell me the look on his face.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, you know, if you've ever sat across from that
person when there's just what is it, nothing's louder than
the silence of everything that's been said, like there's nothing.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Left, always so full of wisdom and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well that was from Alan McBeal that I used to
watch a long time ago.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Oh, my god, I love that show.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It should still be on.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But so I learned most of my wisdom from Ally
McBeal and my mother. But so that's the when everything
is just been said.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's just there's nothing left.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Could you imagine though being well, you kind of were,
but there was some time distance between it. But literally
just splitting up with your wife that you that you're
allegedly was cheating on you, and then you got to
film a TV show together like five months later.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, that cannot be easy. Those are like some seriously
raw emotions.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, it's it's not easy. And then you, because you're
you're on a vulnerable stage, you go through these things
and you do things Tamra that if you were maybe
in your right state of mind, you wouldn't have said
or done. So now you're but now the whole world
sees it like your every fuck up during that time,
which is the most time of fuck ups, when you're
(10:52):
going through a bad breakup.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, like, yeah, I get it, you're right.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Kristin meets at Britney's house. Kristen talks about her ertility appointment.
She was told she was infertile, so she got pregnant
a year ago and she talks about you know, at
a certain age a woman is considered like geriatric and
infertile and all these words, you know.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
For you know a lot of women right now are
not getting pregnant till they're forty. You know, back in
my day, like by.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Choice, though, by choice, right by choice.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Back on my day.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
You know, I was pregnant at seventeen, And I don't
recommend that either, No, no.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Was it Is it just us? Or was there less
infertility issues when we were younger.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I just think that we just didn't have the medical
advancements that we have now and know the things we
know now. And I think, you know, women are now
starting to get pregnant and starting their lives. They want
their careers first, and they're.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Able to control things.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
They're able to control it.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
And you know, back in our day, it was mine
was like a fifties housewife. My mom got married at sixteen.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I think mine too.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, I got married at eighteen because I was pregnant
and you stayed home and you took care of kids
and all.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I mean, of course everything's changed.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Now, the nuclear family. I'll tell you what's wrong with it.
I mean, I feel like the normal family is what's
normal to your family. The nuclear family is what is
normal nuclear to your family. It's all relative. It doesn't
have to be in this one box. It's okay to
be whatever happens. Life happens, right, there's no shame in it.
(12:35):
And I feel bad for her because she's going through
so much here, like they do go through their stuff
on this show.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's like, yeah, well, I mean look at them now.
They She just had a beautiful daby girl.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
He's lovely.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, I like him. I like them as a couple.
I think they're solid. I think she's really good TV.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, She's always been. And she made a good choice
in the end.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I mean she had her share of she had a
kind of a high body count.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
No well yeah, and she was let go of vander
Pump Rules as well, and I think that was brought
in to the show.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
To Laura's high body count.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
That was brought in the show, and she was accused
of racism, you know, on the episodes, and I'm like, Okay,
she has moved forward and she's doing a great job.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
And she's doing a great job.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I love the comeback. I love to see her with
someone who you know in the end, at the end
of the day, she just didn't settle for a jerk.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
She picked a really nice.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Guy, really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
She was at a time in her life where she
wanted this, she wanted something. She wanted to get pregnant,
and she she was smart enough to make a very
good choice in the person she chose to do that with.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
So, yeah, so we got to see Benji SayMore than
two words in an episode. So Benji and Zach go
to dinner. Benji's divorce will be finalized on birthday. What
are birthday?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Present?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Birthday?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
But Benji opens up.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
And he's like, he's very quiet, and he's like, I
didn't want to get divorced.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
He was very hurt about the divorce, and I could.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
See that maybe he's still in love with his ex, right,
I know. I mean, poor Benji's like opening and opening
it up about not wanting to divorce, nor did he
want to.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Talk about Zach's at least grow talks.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
He's at least he's being honest. That's number one. Benji's
not a liar, Benji.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
If Zach knows this, But it's not a good place
for him to be in love with someone who possibly
isn't ol still their last person.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Typically it's called a rebound relationship.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
So you know what they.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Say, to get over somebody, you got to get on top.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
You gotta get under somebody or on top.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But yeah, like I'm I mean, I feel like I'm
I feel a little bad for both of them right now.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Zach wants this really bad. Benji likes him.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Benji's very much like cares for him and knows that
Zach's into him, which is nice. Right after you come
out of a relationship with someone who didn't want you,
and let's see. I hope that everything that settled in
each other at the end.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, I feel like Zach has become MVP of the season.
I started off being kind of annoyed with him, but
he has turned into one of my favorites on the show.
He gets a wild at the end of the episode, but.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Everyone arrives
to Michelle's Zen party. Would you want to go to
his end party?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'd want to go to any party right now.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I don't any party, Okay, I'm not like the Crystals thing.
It was like it was a nice concept. Do you
believe in crystal? I don't disbelieve in anything. I just
don't know enough about them. Like I want to take
Kyle's crystal that she drops fifty times during the reunion
and throw it across the room.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Well, it was huge. She had like a dildo in
her hand. I know, it was like a crystal.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Like a pocket rocket.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
It was so big it was a lipstick.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
No, but like what did she do?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Like, I mean, I'm sure it's Is it the size
of the crystal.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
That matters?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Or tell they is it?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I'm with you on this kind of stuff. I don't disagree.
I don't agree. I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I'll try, and if it works, I'll worry. I'll put
I put crystals in my water, right, a water bottle.
I bought a crystal in it, but it looked like
a penis, so I stopped using it.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Well, Jacks, he didn't believe it, He says, I don't
believe any of the shit.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
It's all.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Actually, better find something to believe in, bro.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Maybe if he said, you better find Jesus something, if
you believed in something, What what it is you find
that makes you believe in something? Because you better find it.
You need a conscience, you need something to answer to.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
You know, it's a season finale when the exes sit
down and talk. So first we had Michelle and Jesse
Nase having Brittany and jacks.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
They agree to sit down.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Brittany makes fun of Jackson's pores, his greasy face.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
She had me laughing.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I think when you're sitting across from somebody that you've
been in a relationship with and you're like his.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Poor through different eyes, his nostrils too large, that one.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, listen, she ain't doing too bad.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I thought what she's been hitting lately, and she mark.
I mean, Jackson's a good looking by the way, Jaxon
is a good looking guy.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
He is a greorking guy.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I find him to be, you know what.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
His personality, he doesn't act, Yeah, like your personality could
really make you ugly.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh and yes, of course, I mean yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, But I was rolling when she was making fun
of his greasy face, and I don't know, maybe I
just let that humor.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
That I would probably do that absolutely.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Jax tells Brittany he's going to wait until the very
last day to sign the divorce papers just because just
because he wants to piss because off.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Just because you said I had big pores.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
It's like, dude, you know you're a dick.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I don't think that they are in that place to
be able to sit down and make any sense of anything.
They're way too emotional to make any sense. Like it
took Jesse and Michelle a whole season to come to
their senses and say, let's call it truce. And there
is no way that Jackson Brittany is even close or
(18:53):
they're not.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Even no, not even close.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
But the one thing that I totally want to take
Brittany and shake her is get rid of that house.
Jack didn't pay the mortgage for seven months, He didn't
pay his taxes for seven years.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
She has an additional over.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
A million dollars on that mortgage paying off his old taxes.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Why would you want to stay in that house?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Does she have to have? Is she responsible? Is she responsible? Well?
I guess it could be upside down.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Damn if if they didn't pay the mortgage, sell it
and owe money on it.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Short sell it. I don't give a shit. You want
his debt, No way got it. That's just a stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Moved somebody could talk to about that.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, short sell, do what you have to do. I
don't know what year they bought it, but you know
it's not worth it. You have like a seventeen thousand
dollars house payment, you're a single mom.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, you and I we don't even We lose sleep
over these things. Yeah, I lose sleep for them. I'm
like watching, I'm like, how do you come out of it?
How do you catch up?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
It's just crazy to me, it's crazy. I don't want it.
Knock on wood. I cannot the stress of that show.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Now we know that Jackson is going to be no
longer on the show, which I'm surprised they announced prior to.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Even the reunion airing. I don't know why someone chose
to do that. They don't ever do that, they don't
ever do it. I gotta believe it's not his choice.
It's not his choice he did.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Something's happen.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Maybe something happened, maybe something that the reunion happened.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I don't know. That's why I'm signing up.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
So there is a three part reunion trailer just came out.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh, I don't know, it's three plus.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I know, Well, Janet goes up to Nia to apologize
for the words she used on the boat. Nia just
wants space from Janet.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Now. I have to understand that Janet's been hosed in
her since the beginning of the season.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
But at least Janet's trying. She's trying, and you know,
it's a season finale.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
He's trying season.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Finale, and they want to come back. They want to
make resolution and come back.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Right, I'll give her that, But it was kind of
maybe a too late.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, and you know, yeah, you're right, it's too late.
You don't wait until the end. You don't have to
drag them through the mud until the very last five
minutes of the fedale, right when the producers probably say, well, guys,
we're almost done filming, so you might want to do something.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Well, Jesse is open and raw and tells Kristen Luke
about his financial struggles, what he's going through as a single.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Dad, and I feel sorry for him.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I do feel sorry for him.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I do.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Like you said, he's a smart guy.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
He's very smart. He's for him.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
He has the ability to come out of this and
now maybe if things are calm in his relationship with
Michelle instead of all this hate back and forth. Then
maybe he'll be able to think clearer to get himself
out of the mess.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
That he's in.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, now, what were your thoughts when Jack compares Danny
to Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You know, this whole season, I've actually had the opinion
that they're very hard on Danny and Nia, very very
hard on them. And I think, of course that's a
very exaggerated comparison.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Oh you think get you know, I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Come on, but they want what's the huge dislike for
those that couple like?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I don't look at them as horrible people. I think
they're very kind. Even when people are coming at them.
They don't go at them like animals like I would do.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Like, I don't understand it, and I don't know if
there's some stuff you know.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That do you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Well, there's a lot of talk about his.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
You know, his drinking and some called alcoholic. Some studies
cross lines multiple times, and his wife knows about it,
and they're keeping his secret.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I know for a fact. You know when somebody.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Is keeping secrets like that, and the whole entire cast
sees it. But yet production isn't getting it on camera.
It's frustrating.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That's I'm feeling like I was just gonna say, I'm
feeling like that's what it is. I'm feeling like the
cast is now frustrated with their lack of transparency because
you know, on our shows, you don't get away with
that shit. No.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
So Danny's on the Seventh Water with Lemon as Jax
goes and walks up to him.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Jack's claims he doesn't have a drinking problem. He hasn't a.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh, it's the anger that's a that's like, do my
pants look fat? No?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Does my ass look fat in these pants?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Right now it's the pants that are fat.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, I mean the play on, like the switching the
words is like, dude, wait.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Why why he's not taking accountability. He will not evolve.
I don't see a lot of help here.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
But justin give him say, I do not have a
drinking problem. I have an anger problem and maybe an
alleged cocaine problem too. He forgot to throw that one in.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Listen, it's the anger that makes him do everything.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So this guy's got this guy's got a problem, period.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, a big one, he says Danny and nea are
trying too hard to pretend like they're perfect.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That's annoying.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Is annoying if it's true Jack's claims that Danny has
been exported out of his bar twice for touching girls inappropriately. Now,
let's go back to the first person he touched inappropriately
was Jasmine's girlfriend, right.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I thought it was Jasmine?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Was it Jasmin or Jasmine's girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
It was Jasmine Jasmine?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And then the girlfriend didn't like it, and then the
girlfriend it was a whole.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
It was Jasmine, her girl, then the girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, boy, he's not learning his lesson. This guy's got
a problem. I do believe he's got a problem. They're
called it. Listen, you know what Janet called bullshit?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, And that's that's the thing. And I've been guilty
of this before. When you know that there is.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Something going on and you want that person, you want
it out there so bad because they're hiding it, and
at you look like the asshole. You look at the asshole.
And sometimes you have to just let things naturally come out.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And they do.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
The dirty laundry comes out in the wash. It is
going to come out because you know what. Bravo fans
are not stupid. They're so smart. They see through people
before we see through them. They're not even in front
of them, they're watching them on TV. But our fans,
they don't fuck around. I don't want to cross a
(25:59):
Bravo fan.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Just recently, I don't know if I was with your
with Teddy were recapping the Valley and I was talking
about Janet I believe, and I said, listen, a lot
of us have been guilty.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
I've been guilty of creating drama and doing these.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Things in the past. But I always bite you in
the ass. All of a sudden, these.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Bottom feet are Oh loggers come out, Oh Tamra. Tamera
admits that she creates dramas. I'm like, that's what I said.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I was forthcoming, saying, like a lot of us would,
you know, exaggerating scenes that you probably wouldn't do in
normal life. But you know, you learn your lesson. I've
been I've been at this game for many, many years.
Like I learned my lesson a long time.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
You've lost it a long.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Long time for a reason, So leave we the fuck alone.
Nia joins the conversation and Jack says she she's miss Americas.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Going after her. This girl doesn't.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Because she haswear boundary. I guess that's the wrong chair.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
When somebody's coming after you, Why are you going to
be mean to this girl. She's got enough on her plate.
She's got three under three or four under five, I
don't know what the fuck ten under seven, and it's
it's like some massive a thing. NIA.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
I have to give it to her. She got involved.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
She says, like, I almost hit Jack's I think, driving
in her car while he was stumbling drunk. Jack says,
she makes ship up and I'm like, you know what,
nobody's believing you.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Jack's over NIA.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
It's I think NIA is a what do you call it?
When somebody doesn't help the person they with, they enabled.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
She's an enabler.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, I think she's an enabler.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
And I think we learned a lot about her life
and growing up, and we did that.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You don't come out of that unscathed, I think for
the most part, coming from that, and I'm so sorry
that she had to go through that as a child.
That it's a lot of the reasons she's tolerating what
she is tolerating, and and she wants that family in
that unit so badly. She doesn't want to rock that
(28:15):
boat and Danny better get a shit together. Yeah, I'm
and I waited this long and for them because I
gave Danny the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Well, Kristen to the rescue. She comes and breaks up
the argument and.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Jack she's like the mom of the group, by the way.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah she is, she really is.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
So it's going to be an amazing mother.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Danny claims Jack's allegedly sleeps with his staff.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Shocker, shocker, Oh Danny, it really you really hit and
below the belt on.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I know, well, you know the old saying, don't finish
off the company pond, Like, look what just.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Happened to those that ceo there was that the whole concert.
Whoo they got fired.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
It's so amateur, like you couldn't just be like take
his arm and like start dancing like you killed yourself.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, the way they docked everything is so funny, so funny,
like could you imagine?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Neo reminds Danny that the entire conversation was on camera,
and she seems pissed about it. So she's pissed because
Danny says Jack sleeps with his staff. Now, I don't
know why she's telling like, shut up, it's on camera.
Is it news that hasn't been out? And she's like,
doesn't want to be starting rumors.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
You know, we can make up a story right now.
You know what the story's gonna be. Is he going
to get in trouble? Is he in trouble for sleeping
with someone? Is he getting blamed? Is their charges against him?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
But this could be like a legal issue that could
be only going well, Janet and Jason gonna find out. Yeah,
we're gonna find out. Janet and Jason were sitting in
the corner during this fight, like thank.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
You Jesus with the popcorn.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
It wasn't or not once once She's like, yeah, I'm
gonna in this season.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Good?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What wait? I had to ask you something real quick.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Where she had to move out of the country because
she's getting death threats?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Like, what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
She so she was getting death threat she turned her
comments or made her account private or something like that.
And she had already planned a trip to go wherever
she was out. I don't remember where it was, but
Cherry had already had planned that trip. So she was
just going on a family trip. So people think she
had to you know how these bloggers.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, I thought that was a little much.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
All right, Okay, leave the country because of social media
death threats and things like that.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Thank you for clearing that up for me.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yeah. So, Jasmine says there's enough, not enough crystals in
the world to heal this group.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
She has upset it Zach and Kristen for alleging that
she brought Jenna into the group to hurt Michelle.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Now, this conversation came out of left field.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It's not a left field like what we we wait,
were are we talking about that anymore? And Kristin and
Zach claim that Janet is the ring leader behind all
the drama.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Well we know that. You know, every show needs their villain.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Not a lot of revelation going on here. By the way, guys,
Zach is on fire. He's maybe a little tipsy. He's
ready to fight.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
He threatens to end his friendship with Brittany if she
sticks up for Janet again. And he was he was
not having it, not having it at all.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Love makes you do crazy things. Love gives you that
big d energy. He's a big dick energy so easy. Yeah,
but he's been a good friend to Brittany.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
He has, and I think it's been a very very.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Good friend to her.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
He's sick of it. He's like, I'm doing for you
had enough, like give me back.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And you know when somebody meets somebody and you know,
they have some pillow talk, and then that person starts saying,
you know, like you're more of a friend that person
than they are to you, and then all these things
get in your head from the new person in your life.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Of course, this is all like conspiracy theories that we
talk about, right, like we make shit up.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
We're not educated.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Just now.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Meanwhile, Kristin and Janet already each other's throat.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Christ And says she wouldn't care if someone told her
she was a whore and.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Threaten to beat her up. Do you think it would
bother Kristen if someone said that about her. I guess
it depends on who said it.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I don't think Kristin would take that lightly at all
from anyone ever.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Kristin, she's like, you know, she don't put up with shit,
and well.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
She admits she goes.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I say colorful, colorful shit when I'm mad, And all
I could.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Say was same girl, same. I get it.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I gat same girl, same and and then you feel
like a little bit stupid and you say, I meant
what I said, but I wish I said it more
A takelated it like.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
More classic, but I ain't classy. Yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Zach calls Janet a whore as Jason and her la
vane and then they come back. Then Zach yells at
Brittany because he wants her support. Zach was just losing
his shit, like I'm like, stop it, stop it. We
were all here for you, Just stop it. So Zach's
drunk name now is being zig zag Zach because he's
all over the place when he gets drunk, He's just everywhere.
(33:27):
So fireworks go off, and Michelle and Aaron are the
only happily couple. They're just holding each other, looking at
each other.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
They really love each other, don't.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
I really do love each other. Benji consoles Zach. He
consoles him, It's all right, we'll get through this together
a little Benji. Kristen shows her engagement ring and says
she's had great karma this year. Jasmine bought an engagement
ring for Melissa by and Jack for them yep, and
(33:56):
Jack claims he won't be able to love another person again.
M oh, except for himself.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Except and that's all you have it. Season finale. Now
there is a three part reunion.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I'm looking forward Accident.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, so that's coming out next week and we're going
to cover.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
That as well.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
So you're one's interesting.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
So we're not.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Done with the valley, all right, Dolores, you have a
good day, Okay.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Bye,