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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancan's and tambradge Edge. Hi, guys,
welcome to this week's Two Teas in a Pod A k.
The Twats? Can we call her my sol Ta ra Hi?
How do you actually spelled twats? Not like our twats?
(00:24):
It's it's spelled differently, right checked, It's actually a A
W A T. So we're okay. We're the one bowl
off one my life story. That's pretty much how it goes.
How's your day has been so far, Champ, Well, not well, bitch.
I'm gonna tell you that right now when the ship show.
(00:44):
Since the day, the minute I woke up today, I
didn't want to get up. I hurt my back yesterday.
I don't even know where to start. Who you hurt
your back getting filler or how pitch Well, now that
you said it, I'll start with yesterday and how it
lead it into a bad day. Um, so yesterday, you know,
on Tuesday I got a text message from Washer Happens Live.
(01:07):
They said, I know this is the last minute, but
we love for you to come on to the show
on Monday, which means, you know, I gotta leave within
five days to get there and I'm like, yeah, sure,
and then I'm like frantic mode. I gotta find address,
I gotta get I haven't already had a botox appointment scheduled,
so that was good. I need to get my nails done,
I need to get tan, um, I need to get
help with Sophia. It's like you can't just go like
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as a mom, like okay, I'm just gonna leave. Like
you know, there's so many things that go into it.
So I forgot how hard it is to be a
professional housewife. There's a lot of upkeep for a living
is difficult. I know, at least I was getting paid
for it. So you know, I had to get my
teeth white, you know, the whole whatever. So I went
to my botox appointment and I said, um, do whatever
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you have to do, just do. And you know, I'm
not a big fan of filler, and I feel like
as I'm getting older, my lips are getting smaller. So
I'm like, what if we just do a little bit
in the list And she's like yeah, sure, and then
she goes and I go what she goes, You're very
hollow right here, and I said, yeah, I'm a grinder,
So I have really strong muscles in my jaw. My
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mom's always like, stop eating gum. You're getting these big muscles,
man muscles in your jaw. So she goes like, let's
smooth that out. So she put filler on the sides
of my face right here, which I actually love. It
really softened it. Yeah, it looks really pretty. And then
and then she's like, well, maybe just a little bit
right here, and I'm like sure, go ahead. And then
then lips and so I don't know if I've been
watching too much in Miami or what, but she put
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it in. I'm like, whoa, that looks good. Do more?
And she's like, are you sure. I'm like yeah, because
she only did the top, I'm like mebe my bottom.
Oh my god, let's see the side. Prof If it
walks like a duck, talks like duck, I'm a duck.
That's what I am. I'm a duck, and start looking
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like Lisa from Miami. I'll tell you, okay, I just
don't have the right kind of lips to do too
much filler because I feel like my lips aren't very
wide and it just looks funny. Had you not told me,
I wouldn't have not oh, you draw me in person.
I don't have any lips. All I have is like
this antibiotic ointment on my lips right now. And I
don't know. My screen is so washed out. I don't
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know what you can and cannot see. I have bruises now.
I rarely bruise from botox. I have seventeen bruises. I'm like,
of course, of course, you know, you do it the
day before. So I get home from doing the filler
and all of a sudden, my shoulders like I can't
move my shoulder. I'm like, what now? So much pain.
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I'm like barely can moved to and he's like, let
me theora gun it. And he doesn't know I have
all this stuff done. He just thought I got botox.
So you know how powerful the thor gun is. It's
he's doing my neck on my shoulder and my whole
face is shaking, and to be like still, I don't know,
I know, And I'm like I can't take this anymore?
And he's like, what is wrong with you? And I
turned around. He goes what you do your lips? He's like, oh, really,
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really you thought that was a good idea? And I
said I did. I really thought it was a good idea.
I might be rethinking it now, but I think I'm swollen.
This is what's going on. For sure, I'm just swollen.
But I love. I mean, how many days do we
have to recover and to watch what happens live? Well,
I leave in two days and I film Monday morning.
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It's a pre tape. Great, perfect timing. Okay, I think
it's perfect timing. Okay. So I've always been like an
anti filler just because I've had it before. But I
had bad experience. Like every once in a while, probably
maybe once a year, I'll do a little dude on
the little widow what I call widow peaks or something
of your lips, and I'm fine, But I never do
my bottom. I never get like just a tiny little bit,
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but I god. So anyways, I woke up this morning.
I looked like I was beat to health, lips for
purple bruises under my eyes. I'm like, Oh, this isn't
gonna be good. Go to take Sophie to school, and
I'm driving to school and I'm like, oh my god,
I go, I gotta poop, I gotta pop. And I'm
in the I'm in the school line. You know how
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long those lines are? Right, And I'm like, I'm starting
to sweat, and I'm like, I'm gonna pull a lamar.
I'm gonna pull a lamar right now. I'm gonna I'm
gonna poop in the range rover and I got white seats.
This is not good. I'm panicking. I'm sweating. And I
tell Sophia as we're in the line, I have this
very small window of opportunity to make a you turn
before I get into the actual school where you have
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to just you get your twenty minutes in. So I said,
you gotta get out, you can get out, get out.
She's like, what do you I gotta poop. I can
only make a you turn here. So I'm making you turn.
I'm sweating, I'm taking my seatbelt off, I'm shaking. I'm
going like this. And I made it to Gilson's. No, Gilson.
I had to poop at Gilson I couldn't make it home.
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I can't believe they like, oh, you're in Orange County.
I was gonna say they would never let us use
the bathroom at Gilson. Oh. I know. That's why I
hate driving l A. I hate it because I'm a
I'm a pooper, my poop all of them. Um, so
you'd fit right in at the celebrity Big Brotherhouse then, really,
Oh no, I would dominate that bathroom because I literally
have to go, like I go like six times a day.
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It's probably not more on how ships please do? So
it was? It was. It was great. I'm excited to
go to watch a heaven slide, but it's been two
years since I've been there. So I'm trying to find
the perfect dress. And I don't know if you've looked,
there's nothing out there. Everything's pre order or they're out
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of side, out of my size. I know. But did
you get the one one of the leather dresses the
retrofitt How did it look? Okay? So I got the
leather jump suit which wasn't cheap, and um yeah, I
felt like a stormtrooper. I was like, you can't bend,
you can't move, and I'm sweating. I'm like, Nope, this
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ain't gonna work. So I have a hot pink number
and I've ordered, like I don't thousands of dollars with
the other dresses that that will end up having, you'll
end up keeping the pink number. Yeah, I mean, I
just wish I could just wear sweats. I'd be very happy. Well, apparently,
apparently you're a big lifesaver right now. According to page six,
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Vicky Gumholston nearly choked and re All Housewives, Girls Trip
and Tama Jane saved my life. Wait, that's a news story.
That is a story. Oh my god. And page six,
Oh my gosh. I think Vicky did one of those
swipe up dealis right where I don't know, but yeah, okay,
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so I can't really talk about what happened at the
Girls Trip. She was choking on something and you did
the heimlicking maneuver I did. And it's true. Did something
actually pop out or was she doing like one of
her Okay, so let me just tell your exaggerations. Okay,
long story short, she I was we shared a bedroom,
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like we had shared a bed. I mean, Lisa would
have been like, no way about that, Miami and a toilet. Yes,
bed and a toilet, which I didn't mind at all.
Actually I liked it. But I was getting ready. You know,
everything's really fast and forced in sharing the bathroom, so
I'm getting ready and then all of a sudden she
comes in. I had the blow drawn, so I didn't
hear her choking, and she walks in and she's she's choking,
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So I guess I saved her life. But I feel
like if I didn't do it, somebody else would have
done it. And did you see a shrimp pop out
or anything? No, No, it was Yeah, you'll see what
she was choking on. Okay, yeah, microphone is giving her microphone?
Um well, speaking of I don't even know how to
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make this transition, but we both had to get up
this morning at the buck crack of dawn to catch
up on all the housewives drows because you're not going
to be here next week, and to make sure to
give all of our hot takes on on Jersey and
I see and okay, okay, let's start with Jersey. Let's
start with Jersey. Okay, first and foremost, my biggest takeaway
(09:02):
from Jersey is that are they going to make GF
full time housewife next year? Well? I was thinking the
same thing. But she how adorable is she? So? Well?
She's she speaks well, she's sweet, she's like more logical
than most of the housewives. I'm like, I definitely see
her being a breakout starter to do something else. I
don't necessarily see her being a housewife because she's so young,
(09:23):
but I think, like Summer how better housewife than Jekie
Barber's wife. She doesn't talk, she how she's not she No,
she filmed the entire season as a housewife and then
when she got the demotion. Oh that's a messed up
she well, I can I can understand why. I think
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she's beautiful. Um, she looks really tall, she towers over
those girls. Um, she doesn't really talk much, and when
she tries to talk. I mean I think he was
really he really lit up like this green when he
was there at the den. You know, I really liked him,
and I think she's trying. But I know that first
year it's really hard to break in, especially with such
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like a strong group, strong cast um. But that was
that was hard for me. But Gia, the fact that
she didn't even cry during her confrontation UM with Joe,
I know I would have. There was one second I
was like she might it's come and then she pulled
it back together and I was like, she's going to
be on Summer House. Yeah, exactly right. There's a lot
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of words. There's a few words that kept being played
over and over, um, aggravated, disrespectful, overwhelmed, curiosity, like it
was the same words over and over and over and
over and over. But aggravated, Joe was aggravated, and and
Gia was aggravated. Everybody was aggravated in New Jersey, everybody
was worked up, I think, especially after a couple of
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Margarita's um But I think she handled herself very well
for a twenty one year old beyond because it's not
just as a confrontation, and it's a confrontation with her uncle. Yeah,
I mean, I know, I know. It's like you just
don't see anything about somebody's dad, you know what I mean.
(11:11):
You don't talk about Toby's father. I know, I know.
I mean, they've already are talking about about Louie now,
so let's just stick to him. It was the really,
it was really the first time that any of the girls,
even Teresa even talked about being in jail. I know,
she's like, they went to jail five years ago. Okay,
over it, Yeah, we're done, we're moving. My dad lives
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in another country, like leave alone. Well, speaking of a
lot of years ago, Bill hides from embarrassment that people
know that he cheated. Jim tells the ladies that she
was pregnant when she found out and confronted him. This
story actually broke my heart. It broke my heart too,
and it and and last week I had said, like,
because I didn't know the details, I didn't know it's
(11:54):
ten years ago. So I said, like, you know, I
wouldn't want him to give me a nose job either.
It looks like they're on you know, Rocky foundation, but
they actually look like they're doing really well. They worked
through the cheating scandal or whatever. I don't know exactly
what he did, but it looks like they're doing well.
And I felt bad for her, actually felt a little
(12:15):
bad for him too. So did you think, what were
you more like team Margaret or team um Jan in this? Well,
here's the thing I didn't watch last year, and they
were throwing up a bunch of flashbacks about how Jennifer
had accused other people of cheating and she had looked
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into other people's past, but that's not what actually happened.
And listen, before last night, I wasn't necessarily a jen fan,
but Margaret openly spoke about cheating to end up in
her current relationship. Jim had never spoken about it. So
I think if you've already spoken about something that you've done,
it's fair game in the world of housewives. Absolutely, she
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publicly spoke about it on her first season, So for
for gender throw it in her face, she had already
talked about it. She wasn't spoiling some information that had
never been out there. Yeah, but didn't she dig it
trying to dig up information about Jackie's husband cheating. She
dug up information, but that was after Teresa already told
all of the women, Oh my god, who's not cheating
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on that show? Well, I don't think that, truthfully, I
don't think that um Jackie's husband was ever cheating. But
to give you backstory, Teresa's Teresa came to Jackie's husband's
birthday and then told all the women that she heard
that Jackie's husband was cheating. That's not cool. That and
so that's but neither was what Margaret did. It's to me,
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they're the same thing. And what Dolores was trying to say,
And I love Dolores, I love me some Dolores in
real life, and but she's trying to say that they're
different to me. They are not different, Like it is
very much like Margaret went in there with an intention
to really try to hurt. And I said, it was
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ten years ago. Why is it brought up? That's my point.
That's Margaret really just trying to hurt. Yeah, I mean
I like, I do like Margaret, but I was just like,
whoa when I found out it was ten years ago,
I'm like, really is this really necessary it now? Like
when they were um, when it was talked about at
the party, um, I felt like Jennifer and her husband's
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named Bill, right, they literally like, okay, let's go, like
they laughed in obviously at their daughter's birthday party. He's like,
I'm just staying upstairs. A k A, I'm not freaking
filming right now, you jerks right. I don't know. I
kind of felt bad. I feel like it was a
little bit of a reach. But and then they how
they all got upset with Like, I mean, a couple
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of women are like, do not cry, do not get
upset by this. When she walked in, that was so jersey.
I was, what do you crying? Stop crying? What those
cheers away? Like I be solving like I am sorry,
it's heartbreaking and you know, you have to walk in.
You Jim doesn't really have a friend in that entire group.
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Her closest friend is somebody she's already tried to backstab.
So they're not in the World's Best play. How did okay?
Because I didn't watch for many years, How did she
even get casted? Was she somebody's friend when she got casted?
How did they bring her in? Do you remember? I
don't remember. I just remember she and Jackie came in
the same year they did, And I mean, I don't
know that necessarily either of them are truly friends with anybody,
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because remember that it came out that Jackie was just
a fan and she had taken pictures with Teresa at
the mall, and like, oh, I never heard any of this.
I'm like, Tam, pay attention. Well, do you know who
I'm quoting? What house life I'm quoting? When I say
pay attention? Please? Um um Gina, no, Daniel stop. Gina
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did that too when you were in the clubhouse. I
mean you were in the clubhouse. You were in prison. No,
you were in the Big Brother House. That's where you were.
Gina did that too. In a scene she did that
to a copy of Danielle stuff. I guess there's a
lot of rip off artists in this housewife, you know. Um, Okay,
what else do we need to discuss? David see each
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other less? And she opens up how she doesn't know
how their relationships, Like you didn't see last season, so
you don't know that they never really seemed that into
each other anyway. So to me, this want want um,
Jackie's Family's over. I don't really feel like there was
anything um. Melissa thinks that Teresa is not bothered by
the video of Louis, but it's bothered if people don't
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like him as her partner. What do you think about
the video? I mean I I personally, I mean I
feel like we talked about it a little bit with Melissa. Yeah,
I don't. I don't know him well enough to know
how I feel about the video. That's how I feel
because when in the big scheme of housewife husbands, he
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is not my least favorite to watch, Like watching Wren
and watching Lisa from Miami's Husbands are so much worse
to me that Yeah, I think that Dolores had the
best line ever. It's a bunch of naked naked men
and they're bonding like jerk offs. Yeah, I mean I
think she was like, is that talking about like circle
(17:20):
jerks or something like? I don't know, but were they
really naked? No? I think what they ended up doing
is like it's a retreat. Like I don't know if
you can call it a retreat, but it's like a
self help thing where you go and you like tear
each other down. I guess, But I mean I don't
go to those kind of retreat I've never been to
something where they like tear you down. I went to
like a hiking retreat once. Um, but they weren't like
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braiding us take our phones away, So that's pretty bad.
But you love going to places where they take your
phone away, well, because we're on our phones a lot. Um. Okay.
Then the final thing that I feel like we even
need to talk about, as the ladies tell Jin she
can't talk badly about other people's marriages if her marriage
(18:04):
is not perfect. For the record, no one's marriage is perfect, right,
Nobody has a perfect marriage. People have gone through stuff.
I think that in housewife, Um, I don't know what
you call it, but housewife one on one, you don't
go after husbands. You don't go after kids. Yeah, I
feel unless you have like a really do she husband
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or boyfriend on the show, which I've experienced that, and
then it's like who yeah, oh the person that there's
no no, not even that one. I mean, we had
some douche she like Slade was very douche. He dated
like so many housewives. But unless you have someone like that,
that's like an easy target, like, oh my god, dude,
that's getting involved. Okay, who would you say is douche
(18:50):
here if you had to pay? Okay Brooks or Steve Brooks.
I think Brooks, Yeah, all right, Slade or Steve Slade,
that's bad. In all honesty, Steve wasn't douche. He didn't
really like to film. Actually, him and Eddie would hang
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out behind the cameras. They weren't really into it. Um.
I think what happened was he just was like, I'm
I checked out, and I'm dating a girl half my
age and we're getting married, so I don't know, I mean,
and he stayed with her. I mean, there's a lot
of things he did, but Brooks was a whole another level,
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like lied about cancer, like you lied about cancer, Like,
come on, really, that's horrible. And you know, and then
the other one. I want to talk about him, but um,
all right, let's take a little break and then we'll
come back and we'll talk about Orange County and Miamies.
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All right, So we're back to discuss all things. Oh see,
and we have our very own spy brought to us
from my Heart radio, my girl Kendall. Hi, Hello, Hi Kendall.
I thought that Teddy was bringing on like a new housewife, Kendall,
and she had some dirt for us. But you have
(20:17):
some Oh you you ran into Heather and Terry. I did,
and you weren't filming with them or anything. I know.
I was just having my own fun and they were
next to me having their own fun. Okay, So this
fell out what having their own fun looked like. Okay.
So I was at little house in Newport with my
(20:38):
boyfriend and I was at the rooftop at the bar,
and all of a sudden, I look over. I hear
this voice that sounded very familiar, and it was Heather
at the bar, obviously ordering her drinks. I'm like, oh,
that's funny. And then I look over and Terry was
there with a group of friends they had and all
I know is Dr Jen should take Heather's advice because
it seems like her and Terry are very very love
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by the way they were touchy feely and everything like
in a good way watched. So I'm trying to prove
a point. I mean, it wasn't cringe e honestly, like
I found it pretty cute in my opinion. Good, Okay,
it just seems like relationship goals and awesome. You know
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is that how that used to be? Tam and are
you I'm not a huge p d a person, like
unless I'm at a concert or something that's brings that vibe.
If if I'm just in a restaurant like I've never
we sit on the same side of the table type. Yeah,
I'm not a huge pio. Eddie is We could be
in the grocery store and he would be like dry
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humping me in line. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Stop?
We're in public. But Heather and Terry, yeah, I feel
like they've always been Like when we would film, she
would FaceTime him all the time, and I'd be like,
I'm a horrible wife. I don't FaceTime my husband hardly ever.
I don't face time, not facetimer though, so she face
(22:03):
timing so that his face could be on camera maybe
like because no, no, no no. But side tip, anytime
you face time with somebody, it's not like just you
randomly can face time whenever you feel like it. You
mean filming filming. When you're filming, you have to like
talk about it, and then a camera films you this
direction and films you this direction and you're taken from
(22:24):
all angles so that people can actually see you FaceTime. Yeah, no,
I think that they face time a lot. They are,
they spent a lot of time together, it seems like
and yeah, I mean I think they're great. I think
they're a great couple. Well, thanks for the couple, of course,
power couples, right, power couple. Well, and Kendall, you should
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be a house boy one day. We'll see die one day. Well,
there was a Heather headline to start us off. Heather
Debro celebrates her family after daughter Kat comes out as
a lesbian. She is so proud of her kids, which
I think is incredible that she is so proud of
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her kids and that she, you know, her kids feel
so comfortable and their sexuality. I do think it's hard though,
for anything for any big thing. I know my kids
even for example that you know, they're they're shy about
certain things. So for it to come out on people
magazines a little bit, a little bit nay, but yeah,
I know. I mean, I think it's great the Heather supportive.
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I think it's great that she's bringing awareness to it.
I think that um, cat is a miner, and I
would be a little bit hesitant about talking about my
minor child sexuality. And that's just me, like I'm super
protective of things like that. Um Um, I don't know.
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I mean, so she's one daughter came out as bisexual,
another daughter has come out as lesbian, and um, I
don't know. I just don't know that I would make
that my storyline. But that's me. Yeah, any time any
time that the storylines involved the kids hard And it's
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not because I don't want people to know or I'm
not being supportive, but the public can be mean. So
why subject them to that? So young and and and
and such a huge platform to like let them and
also you know they're young. Yeah, I think I think
anything involving the kids on a television show, it's one
(24:38):
thing to show you know, you're doing having dinner with
the kids or anything like that. But whenever the kids
do become part of a storyline, whether it was like
on Beverly Hills and it was Renna's kids or anything,
it's always hard because then not not just you, it's
it's your kids involved, and ultimately they're not getting paid
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there getting paid and not to mention like, um, you
see previews for next week where Katerina, which is she's adorable.
She her and Sophia used to hang out when I
would film together, when we would all film, and Sophia
wasn't allowed to film. Um. Such a sweet girl. But
she says next week that she's getting hate on TikTok
because she has a gay pride flag in her bio.
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So if she's getting that kind of hate and it's
hurting her at that level like now coming out and
being on national TV, there's gonna be haters And can
your child handle that because fifteen is a fragile age. Yeah,
I uh well, But good for Heather for you know,
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supporting and being there for her kids. And it just
worries me a little bit. I don't want those kids
to have to go through more than they need to.
Let's let's get through the show's top moment. There's not
a lot. There's not a lot um. Gina gets upset
with Noel out on how she feels that Noela doesn't
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trust her. Noel, it is upset with Gina and how
she acted during the dinner when Heather brought up the cards.
First of all, I actually sided with Noel on the
cards here because I just like, I don't think she
knew what was on the cards. I think she just
bought a gift off Amazon and it is what it is, right.
I agree with that how she handled herself at the
(26:24):
table is a whole different story she should have said.
And also I do feel like Heather could have possibly
reached out to Noel and said, are you aware what
these cards said? Because they're kind of inappropriate for a
seventeen year old. But I also get that Gina doesn't
need to then go spread it to Noel a Heather
can take it up with her directly. It's not Gina's place.
(26:46):
I get it. Yeah. But and then again, as far
as Gina talking about how she's not trusted, they've known
each other for a hot second. It's not like they
shouldn't trust each other. They shouldn't. They shouldn't, so that
I'm just like stupid, stupid jenn is nervous that she
won't get to know her kids because of work. Then
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they resent her later in life. Okay, this whole storyline
of Gen's wake me up when it's over. Well, one,
why and why the world would you choose this to
be your repeated storyline like she's reading it in like
even when there could be a cute moment between her
(27:28):
and her daughter, like when they were getting manny petties. Oh,
that kid will She was a little smartass, but she was.
I have to tell you because obviously her mom prepped
her on what the storyline is, and so then the
kid played into it. If a kid has no idea
what's going on on the show, they're not going to
come in and do that. Yeah. Well, listen, you know,
(27:49):
I don't fault her for being the breadwinner and the
family and working. Obviously, you know she went to med school.
She's a doctor. She's busy. Doctors have busy schedules. I
mean she's doing injections, she's not performing surgery. So how busy,
are right? I mean, you have a nine or five
job you're doing fillers, and I mean fillers like these
(28:12):
and and botox and threading and things like that. You're
not on call, you're not delivering babies like you know what.
Tighten up your schedule and be for your be there
for your kids. She's cold, though, that girl. You could
tell she's got I think, you know, I think what
she's doing is she's wanting to I feel like if
she would just and this, you know, I realize y'all
(28:34):
listening that don't love me, are gonna be like I
wanted to talk. But that's the point. I'm no longer
a housewife. I can talk about That's right. You can
say whatever you want, Teddy, Yeah, I could you know
what that's like? If she would just loosen up and
potentially be herself. I think that's her. I really do
think that's her. She's just so rigid all the time.
I mean, I'm rigid, do but this, I don't know.
(28:56):
I feel like I can kind of laugh at myself.
I don't know that she can now, Yeah, I don't.
I don't know her personally. I told you I met
her once. Um, she thought I was there to do
her makeup and then now looking back, at first I
thought God, she's a bit. But now watching her on
the show for a while because I thought she was
very like, oh you're not hearing my makeup, turned around
(29:17):
and walk away, I'm like, Wow, she's kind of rude.
It's her personality that's worse. Yeah, watch yourself as a
third person. It's a day of poles for you. So
which husband do you think has a harder time with
their wife? Ren or Lisa's husband from Miami Rn Rent Ryan?
(29:43):
I don't know. They both are like they're both bad,
right and barn it the whole time they are. I
think they're both actually now thinking about they're both equally
as bad. But I think that Ryan I'm gonna call
Ryan because I think change your name to Ran is
just stupid. Um. I think that he does not want
to film yeah at all. In fact, somebody I know
(30:06):
told me that they had a conversation with him and
he's like, no, I don't want to film. I think
I don't want to do this. So I think that
that's a part of it. And when he gets up
and it's like I'm done, I'm done. It's not so
much about the conversation there, it's about the fact that
it's being filmed. I one million percent agree. I just
think he and he I think he's over and he's like,
(30:26):
why are we staging this? Yeah? Okay, So I'm gonna
go with Lisa and thinking about that and talking about
it out loud. I'm gonna go Lisa's husband because he
is disconnected, disconnected, and he's like so condescending. I don't
think Ren is necessarily being condescending to her. Sometimes he's
just like so pissed to have to be there, and yes, right.
(30:49):
The only thing I did not like is when she's
on the treadmill or the elliptical or whatever she was
on and um, She's like, okay, well I'm in pain.
Can you say something? And he's like, how do you
feel better? And she's like okay, I love you and
he's like okay, bye. I know the no love you
back if Edwin didn't say love you back by well,
(31:13):
First of all, Eddie's always the first one to say
I love you, like always, he's very touchy feely, I
love you. I love you like I'm I'm more. I'm
the more of the colder. I'm not cold, but I've
I've noticed that about I am. I love you Teddy. No,
I mean I say I love you a hundred times
a day. But he's always the initiator, he's always the touchy,
(31:35):
feeling all that. But but Ran Ryan, he is just
not in that. Like the camera wasn't even on him.
How hard is it to say I love you, I
just love you thinking about you? I know these love you.
I can imagine this being filmed all this time, you
know whatever? Anything? Who but John, he's checked out. Yeah,
(31:56):
he's checked out. But on Watch What Happens Live, she
in her top five favorite faces and she did her
number one favorite face as Rent. So maybe it's gonna
be the same situation as like an Emily and shame
that now they're watching this back and they're like, this
is not a good plan. I don't think so, you know,
I'm just trying to be positive. Maybe a glass will
(32:18):
have full sometimes tail maybe it's mine's empty right now?
Can you give me some more? Yes? More? Okay? John,
Terry and Emily relate and open up at this service? Right?
Oh my god, you have people there, I have people.
You're sich time. I did a photo shoot because of you,
(32:39):
because you l T K. Yeah, I am obsessed with
l T K. You guys, L t K is a
life changer. If you like anything that this is Tamara.
Do you like anything we're wearing, Yeah, anything that we
wear whatever. I've told her that you have to link
it on l t K because then people can shop
like all of our favorite things. But now Tamra's t
(33:00):
get it to the next level. I take everything two
like balls to the wall. I can't help it. That's
how I am. Like, if I'm going to do something,
I'm gonna do it. So this is something that I've
actually enjoyed doing, like just taking pictures of the freaking
clothes I wear. But the funny thing is is like
I'll wear it, take a picture, I'll never wear it again.
Give me MS sweats, give me must sweats, my target
(33:21):
sweats that I'm in my sweats right now. Um Okay.
The fact that we're getting into John Terry and Emily
relate and open up to each other about the relationship
with their dad's. Emily felt she had to prove she
was worthy growing up. Terry says his success was driven
by his poor relationship with his stepdad, and John's dad
disowned him. It was all a very sad conversation. And
(33:43):
and hell has frozen over, completely frozen over. Because I
like Emily. I know, I really like Emily. I really
am enjoying her. I feelt like, you know, she's really
opening up. She's fun, she's confident, She's like that, not
the Emily I worked with at all. She started to
(34:06):
feel like she started to feel herself and beat herself,
I think, And to be honest, she might be my
favorite right now. I know. The only thing that bothers
me is Um. She brings people in that have been
trying out for the show for years, so you probably
wouldn't have noticed. But there's a girl named Jody that
has the English accent. Oh that did the competition. She
(34:28):
how do you know today? She just did one they
did today. They played a game with toilet paper rolls. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
But she did fitness competition. That's what I was like,
how do you know that? So it's okay. So Jody
Um came to our Jim after I did my fitness
competition and she wanted to train to do the same thing.
(34:49):
She is beautiful, she is She lives like in a
farm up in the in Orange County, which is not
very many farms like so cool. And then so I'm like, oh,
this girl's cool. I'm to check her out. The next
thing I see she's hanging out with Gretchen and this
old housewife and this old house and this old house
and this old house. I'm like, you know, because being
a housewife for so long, you get people to come
(35:11):
into you because they want to be on the show. Right,
So she came onto the show when Emily first started,
and she was a photographer. So now I see her
cleaning dishes and putting things out and zipping Emily's dress up,
and I'm like, what is she now Emily's personal assistant?
(35:33):
So I went on her Instagram. I'm like, what is
she doing? She is now Emily's brand manager and she
has a new website about bringing on new clients to
be a brand manager that was set up in I'm like,
this girl is trying hard for the orange. She is,
She's going into the orange. But I mean, at least,
(35:55):
I guess at least Emily helping her out, you know,
props to Emily. And I'm gonna have to say, I
don't I think that she would actually be a pretty
good housewife. But it's just the ones that are but well,
Emily was the same way, climbing her way to the top.
That yeah, but she wants us ober, So it worked.
It took her three years, but she wants to over
(36:15):
three years and she's but she doesn't have the strongest
of competition because I Noella with the stack of Vagina's
come on, Okay. The thing is is that that she
shows these pictures like, you know, like we talked about
and probably are I think our first podcast. When I
first met her, she showed me her husband's wanker. She
(36:37):
showed me him doing her like. She's very open and
she does this with everybody she meets. And a lot
of a lot of people reached out to me after
I talked about that and they're like, oh my god,
I met hers did the same thing to me. She
showed me everything. So um yeah, I'm still trying to
figure out if Noella is has potential or not. Noella
(37:00):
is gonna have issues, I think potentially, as if she
doesn't connect with one of the housewives, Well, I think
that's I think the reunion is going to be a
tell off because she's gonna have it. Hopefully she's done,
so if she wants to be on the show, if
I mean the one season Housewives, or if you have
never if you cannot become friends authentically with one other
(37:21):
person on the show, they can't bring you back. I
feel like Noel is doing everything she can to be
relevant to be on the show, like going up against
Heather and you know, the stack of Vagina's and the oh,
(37:45):
it just it's a whole lot of yuck. I know,
she's she's a lot for me to take on. She's
not ver relatable, but sometimes, like you know, then you
think about it. I mean, and I think it's mostly
because the show is rather boring this season that she's
the only person that the press is talking about. Well, yeah,
because what else are they going to talk about? Shannon
(38:06):
and Emily falling over again? Oh my god, that was
That wasn't a no bueno for me because it was
literally Shannon ripping off Vicki, because Vicky always it's Shannon
gets your own storyline there, you know. And I've I've
had seasons where I really enjoyed Shannon, and this season
(38:28):
I forget she's even on the show. Yeah, Um, I
mean I did like the fun, you know, versus the fighting,
but you know, she didn't need to fall like she
did when the Emily fell down to the ground. And
then poor Emily with her hole behind showing on camera
like that. I don't think she cares. She was trying
to pull I mean, she was really in a conference
(38:50):
my position. They're like, we didn't even show it. Theydnet
even blur it. They didn't even blur it. And then
she was seriously trying to grab her dress and pull
it down. So she wasn't like she was like, yeah,
look at my but hoole, we have to get into
Miami because we only have ten minutes left stopped. Yeah,
I know we've flown by. It's it's all your l
(39:12):
t K and uh fill her energy. Um okay, So
top moments on Miami first and foremost. I do not
care about Gertie's events, and I don't need to see
any more event planning or what goes into it. I
(39:34):
like Gertie, but I honestly I wanted to fast forward
every single part of it. I have to say, this
is a very good commercial for her business, and that's
something that Bravo doesn't do a lot of, is to
promote promote promote your business. Um, she looks like she's
an amazing party planner. But let's just see the parties.
But then the plant on another channel. Yeah, yeah, HDTV
(39:56):
or something like that. Yeah, wherever they have parties. I
don't that the level of detail to this is boring
to me. And so I mean, and what charity events
are not always that great to have on Housewives because
they usually go south and then it's kind of an embarrassment. Yeah,
well that's also the problem. Is like, to me, any
time a housewife or another you know, like any time
(40:19):
the housewife that throws it or another housewife is like,
I can't believe you would do it that at my
charity event. You know, if you're if you're putting a
camera pack on and there are cameramen coming around and
you're feeling, you know exactly what's happening, and the reason
you're fine with it is because you know that this
now will make it on air. That charity event would
(40:40):
have never been shown had that argument not happened. So
you should actually be thanking Marsa and for this stupid,
stupid fight. Yeah, do you care about this fight at all? So,
if you guys haven't seen it yet, Adriana and Larsa
go to dinner together and a run it is. I
(41:01):
can't deal with her anymore, I really can't. I can't
deal with Larsa being so high in mighty sometimes, so
I I like, I I'm obsessed with Larsa. I don't
know why I actually went on too her only fans
page today. I like Larsa as well. But what it's
not like if Adriana had said she hooked up with
Kanye and that's all she saw. Did she say she
(41:23):
saw it or sucked it? She said saw it. I
thought she said sucked it. No, I was like, who no,
if she had said sucked it, but then she said
I saw him pain, I'm like, oh, I don't want
to hear about all that happened. She walked into a
room and he was paying and she saw his flasc
and dinger and she said it was big. So you
(41:45):
know what, laugh at the story and move on right,
kind of like Saint James. Yeah, like Larsa making it
such a big deal is Marsa was uncomfortable. I'm sure
I don't know the whole conversation, the whole history of
her in the card Aussians, but I heard that it
didn't end well. And the last thing she wants to
do is beyond, you know, a reality show. And now
(42:07):
the Kardashians are like, wait, you're dissing our family, Like Kanye,
I mean, obviously, Kanye, I don't know that saying somebody's
ex husband has a big penis as a diss. If
Larsa had my husband would love that. Know, if a
rumor started going around that Edwin had a huge penis,
like I don't think you'd be like, damn it, Jeddy, Yeah,
(42:27):
and he'd be like yeah, like I'm sorry, And it's
not if Larsa said it herself, I get it. But
Larsa just well, first of all, where the hell was
she that she walked in and saw and peene? And
why was Adriana there? Because Adriana is like a woman
about town all. Yeah, she's very social, a neutral on
(42:50):
this podcast, I really do, because you know, you can't
really judge people on a reality show. But she put
the ship out of me. Well, I that's fine to
Himra We disagreed on Emily first, and now you're coming
around to my side. I'm coming around. But here's also
what you have to think about. Atriana used to be
a housewife, then when it got brought back, she got
(43:14):
brought back as a friend of and so I think
she's trying to get playing Mohito. Yeah, she's fighting for
her her tropical beverage. And I Capperina. What's it called Capperina?
I don't know, but I think that's what what happened,
and so she's going for it. That being said, do
(43:36):
you know what drives me crazy? This? Did she do that?
Marisaw with her cut every interview. I'm like, we got it.
It was ny the first time. Stop. But Lisa has
the one that Lisa Arenna is that started that thing
where she had a straw. She's like, of course I
want to talk about it. She like drinks her Starbucks tea. Okay,
(44:00):
she did at once. That's my point. Yeah, like us
all stop it. I stopped anymore? Got one joke. I'm
over it. I know I'm over that. I still what
else do we need to Okay, something else I want
to talk to you about. Are they always driving home
(44:20):
because Larsa leaves and a huh from the get to you.
I just thought about this today. Larsa always drives herself.
The other girls all showed up in the black suv.
You know, the production paid for it. Um, Larsa always
drives yourself, which makes me believe she does. She doesn't drink.
She doesn't drink. That's what I was thinking. I was like,
if Larsa is allowed, because Bravo does not allow you
(44:42):
to drink and drive. There was a full housewipe event
or even at dinner or service, at dinner, anything anything
anything that it's not daytime. And like if I was
with my kids or something daytime, I didn't get a car.
But if any even a kid's birthday party, if somebody
was serving champagne, and time it's at a restaurant. There's
a few times where I declined the car. I'm like, listen,
(45:04):
I can't drink today. After this, I gotta go pick
up my daughter. I gotta do this, I gotta do that,
so I'll drive myself. I'm fine because I'm gonna go
to the party. Do you my lunch used not normally
a party, but like a lunch or whatever, and then
I gotta go do you know housewife real housewife ship.
But even when I was pregnant, they still did cars
for me because there was going to be drinking at
(45:25):
the event. Well, you're a diva then, because you could
have just said no, I I don't need a car. Well,
I don't know you are. I don't like driving. I'm drinking.
The best year I ever had was when I broke
my foot. It was my right foot, so I could
not drive anywhere. I couldn't even go grocery shopping, so
(45:46):
they would drive me everywhere. That's so nice. But it
makes sense why Larsa seems to keep a pretty level
head in these fights and be very calculated because she's
not drunk, but she's sober. It makes you I don't
over is the wrong word. I don't know if she's sober,
but she's not intoxicated in the moment um. And I
do not understand why she's saying like Scotty's trying to
(46:08):
punish her by not selling the house, like what Like
I think she's just saying that he's he wants to
be in control of everything, which I think makes sense
in a divorce. Yeah, but they're they're have been together
in four years, Like does he not want to get
this divorce done? But I think they've reconciled a couple
of times? But no, but once but not recently. I mean,
(46:28):
allegedly they had records reconciled a couple of times, but no,
once you finalize the divorce, then the payments are set.
I think right now he can still control and have
an idea on what she's spending and doing. And well,
she looks like she has a pretty amazing life. I think,
although car she drives, in the house she has, and
and then if I was her, I'd be like, I'm
(46:49):
fine with us. If he's signed with that, I'm fine
with it. And then I mean, the episode kind of
ends with just Adriana says that Larisa acts like everyone's
second class Cities citizens and makes it clear how she
was married to a famous man and blah blah blah.
So I mean, we have noticed that Adriana gets offended
(47:10):
very easily. Does she know? I mean, I just feel
like she slings ship at the wall though I feel
like she's so I don't know, trying too hard. Maybe
I don't know. I mean I haven't warmed up to
her yet. Well, I rumor has it, and if we
were both on from her from Instagram, rumor has it
(47:33):
it's from our friend on on the ground. We're on
a group text about this Adrianna is second place on
the couch. Oh really for a friend? If this is true,
who knows if it's true or not. If Adriana has
moved up to second place and then she's gonna get
her mohedo, she is getting mohedo for sure. I've never
(47:57):
a friend move up spot this house. Okay, okay, Well,
I'm not saying she's about housewife and I'm not saying
she shouldn't have a mohito. I'm just saying she bought
shit out of me, and that's okay. Like every housewife
has their role on the show, right, Yeah, I mean
my I I love Nicole. I love Nicole to like
to be my friend. Is she the most entertaining television
(48:20):
in the world. No, because I actually like her and
would want to spend time I like her. I hear
that a few of the Miami Housewives are going to
be at Watch What Happens Live the day that I'm there,
so I'm super excited about that. I heard Gertie possibly
Nicole is going to be there, so oh, maybe I
can get them to come on the pod. Yes, you
have to, because we've been I damed a little bit
(48:42):
with Nicole, but I did too. I like her. I
don't know, I really like her and I don't like
that coming pretty. I like she. She's a huge threat
to all of them, and I love it. I love it. Well, Tam,
I'm gonna miss you. We won't be able to talk
until the middle of next week, but you guys will
still be able to tune in, and um, yeah, I'm
(49:04):
not going to miss a pod though, right, no, because
this pod is going to come out, okay, and then
I'm coming home on Tuesday, so I'm bought from Saturday Tuesday,
and then we can rock. We can get back together
on Wednesday maybe. But you know what, I feel like
this is a new segment that we should have and
it's just I put a thing on my Instagram just
(49:24):
asking the fans, like, how do you feel about Orange County?
And I feel like every time an episode arrows of
whatever franchise we're covering, we should both of us. I
feel like I have a unfair advantage on me asking
about Orange County because it's my fans, right, true. I'll
do it next time. Yeah, so you do Orange County.
I'll do Beverly Hills. But some of the comments and
(49:46):
we can I'll read one, you can read another. Gina
was ridiculous claiming to be a good friend for outing Heather,
but it was okay to out Shannon f no, Noela
needs to go. Yeah, never watched OC since Tamara and
Vicky left. Shocking. This made it in there right, There
(50:07):
was like seventy five of them were all about I
haven't watched since you left. You need to come back.
I used to love Gina, and I mean love, but
something is off. It all seems forced and inauthentic, and
you know what, I agree with that. I don't know
what happened. I think I feel like it's a bunch
of girls have been put together because none of them
(50:29):
would be friends. It's just a weird. It's a weird cast.
I'm sorry it is. And the next one was boring.
UM can't stand Shannon. She is so outdated and clinging
on desperately. Oh my god, Ryan Wren is worse than
Shane Simpson. Noela is giving me Amber from outside of
(50:52):
New Jersey vibes overperforms for the camera. Who's Amber? I
don't know. I didn't watch. That was with the flow, okay,
love seeing the ladies get drunk at a f and
have genuine fun with each other. So there's a good one. Um,
why is Emily suddenly Why is Emily suddenly trying to
be like you and Vicky? The drink, the nudity, it's
(51:16):
just faith is fast her Now. I think that, um,
Emily knows that she has been told. You know, on
social media, there's a lot of stuff saying just saying
like she's boring, things like that, And I think that
now that me and Vicky are gone, it's less of
(51:36):
like we're gone. We've been there for ten and twelve
and fifteen years or whatever it was twelve and fourteen,
and now she feels like, you know, big man on campus.
So now I feel like she's I don't know, she
wasn't like that when I was on it. Let's just
say that. Well, as the final person said, I feel
like this is the perfect one to close out. I'm
(51:58):
losing brain cells. Watch dream Well, it's true like for
me watching four Housewives a week and I'm gonna have
to talk to Annie about this. I watch your how
his life It's too much in one week. I have
a life. I have two businesses to run, I have
things to do, I have children to look after, to stop,
don't act like now to up too. I am. I
(52:20):
am now a super fan. Now we know all the
details about every single housewife. We are professionals and entrepreneurs
and business housewife shit talking yes, which is a perfect
profession for me. Well, I'm gonna miss you, Tam. I'll
be came on from the television. Thank you all right.
Happy Valentine's Day guys. Bye bye
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welcome to this week's Two Teas in a Pod A k.
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How's your day has been so far, Champ, Well, not well, bitch.
I'm gonna tell you that right now when the ship show.
(00:44):
Since the day, the minute I woke up today, I
didn't want to get up. I hurt my back yesterday.
I don't even know where to start. Who you hurt
your back getting filler or how pitch Well, now that
you said it, I'll start with yesterday and how it
lead it into a bad day. Um, so yesterday, you know,
on Tuesday I got a text message from Washer Happens Live.
(01:07):
They said, I know this is the last minute, but
we love for you to come on to the show
on Monday, which means, you know, I gotta leave within
five days to get there and I'm like, yeah, sure,
and then I'm like frantic mode. I gotta find address,
I gotta get I haven't already had a botox appointment scheduled,
so that was good. I need to get my nails done,
I need to get tan, um, I need to get
help with Sophia. It's like you can't just go like
(01:29):
as a mom, like okay, I'm just gonna leave. Like
you know, there's so many things that go into it.
So I forgot how hard it is to be a
professional housewife. There's a lot of upkeep for a living
is difficult. I know, at least I was getting paid
for it. So you know, I had to get my
teeth white, you know, the whole whatever. So I went
to my botox appointment and I said, um, do whatever
(01:52):
you have to do, just do. And you know, I'm
not a big fan of filler, and I feel like
as I'm getting older, my lips are getting smaller. So
I'm like, what if we just do a little bit
in the list And she's like yeah, sure, and then
she goes and I go what she goes, You're very
hollow right here, and I said, yeah, I'm a grinder,
So I have really strong muscles in my jaw. My
(02:12):
mom's always like, stop eating gum. You're getting these big muscles,
man muscles in your jaw. So she goes like, let's
smooth that out. So she put filler on the sides
of my face right here, which I actually love. It
really softened it. Yeah, it looks really pretty. And then
and then she's like, well, maybe just a little bit
right here, and I'm like sure, go ahead. And then
then lips and so I don't know if I've been
watching too much in Miami or what, but she put
(02:34):
it in. I'm like, whoa, that looks good. Do more?
And she's like, are you sure. I'm like yeah, because
she only did the top, I'm like mebe my bottom.
Oh my god, let's see the side. Prof If it
walks like a duck, talks like duck, I'm a duck.
That's what I am. I'm a duck, and start looking
(02:55):
like Lisa from Miami. I'll tell you, okay, I just
don't have the right kind of lips to do too
much filler because I feel like my lips aren't very
wide and it just looks funny. Had you not told me,
I wouldn't have not oh, you draw me in person.
I don't have any lips. All I have is like
this antibiotic ointment on my lips right now. And I
don't know. My screen is so washed out. I don't
(03:15):
know what you can and cannot see. I have bruises now.
I rarely bruise from botox. I have seventeen bruises. I'm like,
of course, of course, you know, you do it the
day before. So I get home from doing the filler
and all of a sudden, my shoulders like I can't
move my shoulder. I'm like, what now? So much pain.
(03:38):
I'm like barely can moved to and he's like, let
me theora gun it. And he doesn't know I have
all this stuff done. He just thought I got botox.
So you know how powerful the thor gun is. It's
he's doing my neck on my shoulder and my whole
face is shaking, and to be like still, I don't know,
I know, And I'm like I can't take this anymore?
And he's like, what is wrong with you? And I
turned around. He goes what you do your lips? He's like, oh, really,
(04:04):
really you thought that was a good idea? And I
said I did. I really thought it was a good idea.
I might be rethinking it now, but I think I'm swollen.
This is what's going on. For sure, I'm just swollen.
But I love. I mean, how many days do we
have to recover and to watch what happens live? Well,
I leave in two days and I film Monday morning.
(04:24):
It's a pre tape. Great, perfect timing. Okay, I think
it's perfect timing. Okay. So I've always been like an
anti filler just because I've had it before. But I
had bad experience. Like every once in a while, probably
maybe once a year, I'll do a little dude on
the little widow what I call widow peaks or something
of your lips, and I'm fine, But I never do
my bottom. I never get like just a tiny little bit,
(04:46):
but I god. So anyways, I woke up this morning.
I looked like I was beat to health, lips for
purple bruises under my eyes. I'm like, Oh, this isn't
gonna be good. Go to take Sophie to school, and
I'm driving to school and I'm like, oh my god,
I go, I gotta poop, I gotta pop. And I'm
in the I'm in the school line. You know how
(05:06):
long those lines are? Right, And I'm like, I'm starting
to sweat, and I'm like, I'm gonna pull a lamar.
I'm gonna pull a lamar right now. I'm gonna I'm
gonna poop in the range rover and I got white seats.
This is not good. I'm panicking. I'm sweating. And I
tell Sophia as we're in the line, I have this
very small window of opportunity to make a you turn
before I get into the actual school where you have
(05:28):
to just you get your twenty minutes in. So I said,
you gotta get out, you can get out, get out.
She's like, what do you I gotta poop. I can
only make a you turn here. So I'm making you turn.
I'm sweating, I'm taking my seatbelt off, I'm shaking. I'm
going like this. And I made it to Gilson's. No, Gilson.
I had to poop at Gilson I couldn't make it home.
(05:50):
I can't believe they like, oh, you're in Orange County.
I was gonna say they would never let us use
the bathroom at Gilson. Oh. I know. That's why I
hate driving l A. I hate it because I'm a
I'm a pooper, my poop all of them. Um, so
you'd fit right in at the celebrity Big Brotherhouse then, really,
Oh no, I would dominate that bathroom because I literally
have to go, like I go like six times a day.
(06:10):
It's probably not more on how ships please do? So
it was? It was. It was great. I'm excited to
go to watch a heaven slide, but it's been two
years since I've been there. So I'm trying to find
the perfect dress. And I don't know if you've looked,
there's nothing out there. Everything's pre order or they're out
(06:30):
of side, out of my size. I know. But did
you get the one one of the leather dresses the
retrofitt How did it look? Okay? So I got the
leather jump suit which wasn't cheap, and um yeah, I
felt like a stormtrooper. I was like, you can't bend,
you can't move, and I'm sweating. I'm like, Nope, this
(06:51):
ain't gonna work. So I have a hot pink number
and I've ordered, like I don't thousands of dollars with
the other dresses that that will end up having, you'll
end up keeping the pink number. Yeah, I mean, I
just wish I could just wear sweats. I'd be very happy. Well, apparently,
apparently you're a big lifesaver right now. According to page six,
(07:11):
Vicky Gumholston nearly choked and re All Housewives, Girls Trip
and Tama Jane saved my life. Wait, that's a news story.
That is a story. Oh my god. And page six,
Oh my gosh. I think Vicky did one of those
swipe up dealis right where I don't know, but yeah, okay,
(07:32):
so I can't really talk about what happened at the
Girls Trip. She was choking on something and you did
the heimlicking maneuver I did. And it's true. Did something
actually pop out or was she doing like one of
her Okay, so let me just tell your exaggerations. Okay,
long story short, she I was we shared a bedroom,
(07:54):
like we had shared a bed. I mean, Lisa would
have been like, no way about that, Miami and a toilet. Yes,
bed and a toilet, which I didn't mind at all.
Actually I liked it. But I was getting ready. You know,
everything's really fast and forced in sharing the bathroom, so
I'm getting ready and then all of a sudden she
comes in. I had the blow drawn, so I didn't
hear her choking, and she walks in and she's she's choking,
(08:17):
So I guess I saved her life. But I feel
like if I didn't do it, somebody else would have
done it. And did you see a shrimp pop out
or anything? No, No, it was Yeah, you'll see what
she was choking on. Okay, yeah, microphone is giving her microphone?
Um well, speaking of I don't even know how to
(08:39):
make this transition, but we both had to get up
this morning at the buck crack of dawn to catch
up on all the housewives drows because you're not going
to be here next week, and to make sure to
give all of our hot takes on on Jersey and
I see and okay, okay, let's start with Jersey. Let's
start with Jersey. Okay, first and foremost, my biggest takeaway
(09:02):
from Jersey is that are they going to make GF
full time housewife next year? Well? I was thinking the
same thing. But she how adorable is she? So? Well?
She's she speaks well, she's sweet, she's like more logical
than most of the housewives. I'm like, I definitely see
her being a breakout starter to do something else. I
don't necessarily see her being a housewife because she's so young,
(09:23):
but I think, like Summer how better housewife than Jekie
Barber's wife. She doesn't talk, she how she's not she No,
she filmed the entire season as a housewife and then
when she got the demotion. Oh that's a messed up
she well, I can I can understand why. I think
(09:46):
she's beautiful. Um, she looks really tall, she towers over
those girls. Um, she doesn't really talk much, and when
she tries to talk. I mean I think he was
really he really lit up like this green when he
was there at the den. You know, I really liked him,
and I think she's trying. But I know that first
year it's really hard to break in, especially with such
(10:08):
like a strong group, strong cast um. But that was
that was hard for me. But Gia, the fact that
she didn't even cry during her confrontation UM with Joe,
I know I would have. There was one second I
was like she might it's come and then she pulled
it back together and I was like, she's going to
be on Summer House. Yeah, exactly right. There's a lot
(10:30):
of words. There's a few words that kept being played
over and over, um, aggravated, disrespectful, overwhelmed, curiosity, like it
was the same words over and over and over and
over and over. But aggravated, Joe was aggravated, and and
Gia was aggravated. Everybody was aggravated in New Jersey, everybody
was worked up, I think, especially after a couple of
(10:50):
Margarita's um But I think she handled herself very well
for a twenty one year old beyond because it's not
just as a confrontation, and it's a confrontation with her uncle. Yeah,
I mean, I know, I know. It's like you just
don't see anything about somebody's dad, you know what I mean.
(11:11):
You don't talk about Toby's father. I know, I know.
I mean, they've already are talking about about Louie now,
so let's just stick to him. It was the really,
it was really the first time that any of the girls,
even Teresa even talked about being in jail. I know,
she's like, they went to jail five years ago. Okay,
over it, Yeah, we're done, we're moving. My dad lives
(11:33):
in another country, like leave alone. Well, speaking of a
lot of years ago, Bill hides from embarrassment that people
know that he cheated. Jim tells the ladies that she
was pregnant when she found out and confronted him. This
story actually broke my heart. It broke my heart too,
and it and and last week I had said, like,
because I didn't know the details, I didn't know it's
(11:54):
ten years ago. So I said, like, you know, I
wouldn't want him to give me a nose job either.
It looks like they're on you know, Rocky foundation, but
they actually look like they're doing really well. They worked
through the cheating scandal or whatever. I don't know exactly
what he did, but it looks like they're doing well.
And I felt bad for her, actually felt a little
(12:15):
bad for him too. So did you think, what were
you more like team Margaret or team um Jan in this? Well,
here's the thing I didn't watch last year, and they
were throwing up a bunch of flashbacks about how Jennifer
had accused other people of cheating and she had looked
(12:37):
into other people's past, but that's not what actually happened.
And listen, before last night, I wasn't necessarily a jen fan,
but Margaret openly spoke about cheating to end up in
her current relationship. Jim had never spoken about it. So
I think if you've already spoken about something that you've done,
it's fair game in the world of housewives. Absolutely, she
(12:59):
publicly spoke about it on her first season, So for
for gender throw it in her face, she had already
talked about it. She wasn't spoiling some information that had
never been out there. Yeah, but didn't she dig it
trying to dig up information about Jackie's husband cheating. She
dug up information, but that was after Teresa already told
all of the women, Oh my god, who's not cheating
(13:21):
on that show? Well, I don't think that, truthfully, I
don't think that um Jackie's husband was ever cheating. But
to give you backstory, Teresa's Teresa came to Jackie's husband's
birthday and then told all the women that she heard
that Jackie's husband was cheating. That's not cool. That and
so that's but neither was what Margaret did. It's to me,
(13:44):
they're the same thing. And what Dolores was trying to say,
And I love Dolores, I love me some Dolores in
real life, and but she's trying to say that they're
different to me. They are not different, Like it is
very much like Margaret went in there with an intention
to really try to hurt. And I said, it was
(14:05):
ten years ago. Why is it brought up? That's my point.
That's Margaret really just trying to hurt. Yeah, I mean
I like, I do like Margaret, but I was just like,
whoa when I found out it was ten years ago,
I'm like, really is this really necessary it now? Like
when they were um, when it was talked about at
the party, um, I felt like Jennifer and her husband's
(14:26):
named Bill, right, they literally like, okay, let's go, like
they laughed in obviously at their daughter's birthday party. He's like,
I'm just staying upstairs. A k A, I'm not freaking
filming right now, you jerks right. I don't know. I
kind of felt bad. I feel like it was a
little bit of a reach. But and then they how
they all got upset with Like, I mean, a couple
(14:48):
of women are like, do not cry, do not get
upset by this. When she walked in, that was so jersey.
I was, what do you crying? Stop crying? What those
cheers away? Like I be solving like I am sorry,
it's heartbreaking and you know, you have to walk in.
You Jim doesn't really have a friend in that entire group.
(15:08):
Her closest friend is somebody she's already tried to backstab.
So they're not in the World's Best play. How did okay?
Because I didn't watch for many years, How did she
even get casted? Was she somebody's friend when she got casted?
How did they bring her in? Do you remember? I
don't remember. I just remember she and Jackie came in
the same year they did, And I mean, I don't
know that necessarily either of them are truly friends with anybody,
(15:30):
because remember that it came out that Jackie was just
a fan and she had taken pictures with Teresa at
the mall, and like, oh, I never heard any of this.
I'm like, Tam, pay attention. Well, do you know who
I'm quoting? What house life I'm quoting? When I say
pay attention? Please? Um um Gina, no, Daniel stop. Gina
(15:53):
did that too when you were in the clubhouse. I
mean you were in the clubhouse. You were in prison. No,
you were in the Big Brother House. That's where you were.
Gina did that too. In a scene she did that
to a copy of Danielle stuff. I guess there's a
lot of rip off artists in this housewife, you know. Um, Okay,
what else do we need to discuss? David see each
(16:14):
other less? And she opens up how she doesn't know
how their relationships, Like you didn't see last season, so
you don't know that they never really seemed that into
each other anyway. So to me, this want want um,
Jackie's Family's over. I don't really feel like there was
anything um. Melissa thinks that Teresa is not bothered by
the video of Louis, but it's bothered if people don't
(16:37):
like him as her partner. What do you think about
the video? I mean I I personally, I mean I
feel like we talked about it a little bit with Melissa. Yeah,
I don't. I don't know him well enough to know
how I feel about the video. That's how I feel
because when in the big scheme of housewife husbands, he
(17:00):
is not my least favorite to watch, Like watching Wren
and watching Lisa from Miami's Husbands are so much worse
to me that Yeah, I think that Dolores had the
best line ever. It's a bunch of naked naked men
and they're bonding like jerk offs. Yeah, I mean I
think she was like, is that talking about like circle
(17:20):
jerks or something like? I don't know, but were they
really naked? No? I think what they ended up doing
is like it's a retreat. Like I don't know if
you can call it a retreat, but it's like a
self help thing where you go and you like tear
each other down. I guess, But I mean I don't
go to those kind of retreat I've never been to
something where they like tear you down. I went to
like a hiking retreat once. Um, but they weren't like
(17:44):
braiding us take our phones away, So that's pretty bad.
But you love going to places where they take your
phone away, well, because we're on our phones a lot. Um. Okay.
Then the final thing that I feel like we even
need to talk about, as the ladies tell Jin she
can't talk badly about other people's marriages if her marriage
(18:04):
is not perfect. For the record, no one's marriage is perfect, right,
Nobody has a perfect marriage. People have gone through stuff.
I think that in housewife, Um, I don't know what
you call it, but housewife one on one, you don't
go after husbands. You don't go after kids. Yeah, I
feel unless you have like a really do she husband
(18:28):
or boyfriend on the show, which I've experienced that, and
then it's like who yeah, oh the person that there's
no no, not even that one. I mean, we had
some douche she like Slade was very douche. He dated
like so many housewives. But unless you have someone like that,
that's like an easy target, like, oh my god, dude,
that's getting involved. Okay, who would you say is douche
(18:50):
here if you had to pay? Okay Brooks or Steve Brooks.
I think Brooks, Yeah, all right, Slade or Steve Slade,
that's bad. In all honesty, Steve wasn't douche. He didn't
really like to film. Actually, him and Eddie would hang
(19:10):
out behind the cameras. They weren't really into it. Um.
I think what happened was he just was like, I'm
I checked out, and I'm dating a girl half my
age and we're getting married, so I don't know, I mean,
and he stayed with her. I mean, there's a lot
of things he did, but Brooks was a whole another level,
(19:30):
like lied about cancer, like you lied about cancer, Like,
come on, really, that's horrible. And you know, and then
the other one. I want to talk about him, but um,
all right, let's take a little break and then we'll
come back and we'll talk about Orange County and Miamies.
(19:55):
All right, So we're back to discuss all things. Oh see,
and we have our very own spy brought to us
from my Heart radio, my girl Kendall. Hi, Hello, Hi Kendall.
I thought that Teddy was bringing on like a new housewife, Kendall,
and she had some dirt for us. But you have
(20:17):
some Oh you you ran into Heather and Terry. I did,
and you weren't filming with them or anything. I know.
I was just having my own fun and they were
next to me having their own fun. Okay, So this
fell out what having their own fun looked like. Okay.
So I was at little house in Newport with my
(20:38):
boyfriend and I was at the rooftop at the bar,
and all of a sudden, I look over. I hear
this voice that sounded very familiar, and it was Heather
at the bar, obviously ordering her drinks. I'm like, oh,
that's funny. And then I look over and Terry was
there with a group of friends they had and all
I know is Dr Jen should take Heather's advice because
it seems like her and Terry are very very love
(21:00):
by the way they were touchy feely and everything like
in a good way watched. So I'm trying to prove
a point. I mean, it wasn't cringe e honestly, like
I found it pretty cute in my opinion. Good, Okay,
it just seems like relationship goals and awesome. You know
(21:21):
is that how that used to be? Tam and are
you I'm not a huge p d a person, like
unless I'm at a concert or something that's brings that vibe.
If if I'm just in a restaurant like I've never
we sit on the same side of the table type. Yeah,
I'm not a huge pio. Eddie is We could be
in the grocery store and he would be like dry
(21:42):
humping me in line. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Stop?
We're in public. But Heather and Terry, yeah, I feel
like they've always been Like when we would film, she
would FaceTime him all the time, and I'd be like,
I'm a horrible wife. I don't FaceTime my husband hardly ever.
I don't face time, not facetimer though, so she face
(22:03):
timing so that his face could be on camera maybe
like because no, no, no no. But side tip, anytime
you face time with somebody, it's not like just you
randomly can face time whenever you feel like it. You
mean filming filming. When you're filming, you have to like
talk about it, and then a camera films you this
direction and films you this direction and you're taken from
(22:24):
all angles so that people can actually see you FaceTime. Yeah, no,
I think that they face time a lot. They are,
they spent a lot of time together, it seems like
and yeah, I mean I think they're great. I think
they're a great couple. Well, thanks for the couple, of course,
power couples, right, power couple. Well, and Kendall, you should
(22:46):
be a house boy one day. We'll see die one day. Well,
there was a Heather headline to start us off. Heather
Debro celebrates her family after daughter Kat comes out as
a lesbian. She is so proud of her kids, which
I think is incredible that she is so proud of
(23:06):
her kids and that she, you know, her kids feel
so comfortable and their sexuality. I do think it's hard though,
for anything for any big thing. I know my kids
even for example that you know, they're they're shy about
certain things. So for it to come out on people
magazines a little bit, a little bit nay, but yeah,
I know. I mean, I think it's great the Heather supportive.
(23:30):
I think it's great that she's bringing awareness to it.
I think that um, cat is a miner, and I
would be a little bit hesitant about talking about my
minor child sexuality. And that's just me, like I'm super
protective of things like that. Um Um, I don't know.
(23:51):
I mean, so she's one daughter came out as bisexual,
another daughter has come out as lesbian, and um, I
don't know. I just don't know that I would make
that my storyline. But that's me. Yeah, any time any
time that the storylines involved the kids hard And it's
(24:17):
not because I don't want people to know or I'm
not being supportive, but the public can be mean. So
why subject them to that? So young and and and
and such a huge platform to like let them and
also you know they're young. Yeah, I think I think
anything involving the kids on a television show, it's one
(24:38):
thing to show you know, you're doing having dinner with
the kids or anything like that. But whenever the kids
do become part of a storyline, whether it was like
on Beverly Hills and it was Renna's kids or anything,
it's always hard because then not not just you, it's
it's your kids involved, and ultimately they're not getting paid
(24:59):
there getting paid and not to mention like, um, you
see previews for next week where Katerina, which is she's adorable.
She her and Sophia used to hang out when I
would film together, when we would all film, and Sophia
wasn't allowed to film. Um. Such a sweet girl. But
she says next week that she's getting hate on TikTok
because she has a gay pride flag in her bio.
(25:21):
So if she's getting that kind of hate and it's
hurting her at that level like now coming out and
being on national TV, there's gonna be haters And can
your child handle that because fifteen is a fragile age. Yeah,
I uh well, But good for Heather for you know,
(25:42):
supporting and being there for her kids. And it just
worries me a little bit. I don't want those kids
to have to go through more than they need to.
Let's let's get through the show's top moment. There's not
a lot. There's not a lot um. Gina gets upset
with Noel out on how she feels that Noela doesn't
(26:02):
trust her. Noel, it is upset with Gina and how
she acted during the dinner when Heather brought up the cards.
First of all, I actually sided with Noel on the
cards here because I just like, I don't think she
knew what was on the cards. I think she just
bought a gift off Amazon and it is what it is, right.
I agree with that how she handled herself at the
(26:24):
table is a whole different story she should have said.
And also I do feel like Heather could have possibly
reached out to Noel and said, are you aware what
these cards said? Because they're kind of inappropriate for a
seventeen year old. But I also get that Gina doesn't
need to then go spread it to Noel a Heather
can take it up with her directly. It's not Gina's place.
(26:46):
I get it. Yeah. But and then again, as far
as Gina talking about how she's not trusted, they've known
each other for a hot second. It's not like they
shouldn't trust each other. They shouldn't. They shouldn't, so that
I'm just like stupid, stupid jenn is nervous that she
won't get to know her kids because of work. Then
(27:06):
they resent her later in life. Okay, this whole storyline
of Gen's wake me up when it's over. Well, one,
why and why the world would you choose this to
be your repeated storyline like she's reading it in like
even when there could be a cute moment between her
(27:28):
and her daughter, like when they were getting manny petties. Oh,
that kid will She was a little smartass, but she was.
I have to tell you because obviously her mom prepped
her on what the storyline is, and so then the
kid played into it. If a kid has no idea
what's going on on the show, they're not going to
come in and do that. Yeah. Well, listen, you know,
(27:49):
I don't fault her for being the breadwinner and the
family and working. Obviously, you know she went to med school.
She's a doctor. She's busy. Doctors have busy schedules. I
mean she's doing injections, she's not performing surgery. So how busy,
are right? I mean, you have a nine or five
job you're doing fillers, and I mean fillers like these
(28:12):
and and botox and threading and things like that. You're
not on call, you're not delivering babies like you know what.
Tighten up your schedule and be for your be there
for your kids. She's cold, though, that girl. You could
tell she's got I think, you know, I think what
she's doing is she's wanting to I feel like if
she would just and this, you know, I realize y'all
(28:34):
listening that don't love me, are gonna be like I
wanted to talk. But that's the point. I'm no longer
a housewife. I can talk about That's right. You can
say whatever you want, Teddy, Yeah, I could you know
what that's like? If she would just loosen up and
potentially be herself. I think that's her. I really do
think that's her. She's just so rigid all the time.
I mean, I'm rigid, do but this, I don't know.
(28:56):
I feel like I can kind of laugh at myself.
I don't know that she can now, Yeah, I don't.
I don't know her personally. I told you I met
her once. Um, she thought I was there to do
her makeup and then now looking back, at first I
thought God, she's a bit. But now watching her on
the show for a while because I thought she was
very like, oh you're not hearing my makeup, turned around
(29:17):
and walk away, I'm like, Wow, she's kind of rude.
It's her personality that's worse. Yeah, watch yourself as a
third person. It's a day of poles for you. So
which husband do you think has a harder time with
their wife? Ren or Lisa's husband from Miami Rn Rent Ryan?
(29:43):
I don't know. They both are like they're both bad,
right and barn it the whole time they are. I
think they're both actually now thinking about they're both equally
as bad. But I think that Ryan I'm gonna call
Ryan because I think change your name to Ran is
just stupid. Um. I think that he does not want
to film yeah at all. In fact, somebody I know
(30:06):
told me that they had a conversation with him and
he's like, no, I don't want to film. I think
I don't want to do this. So I think that
that's a part of it. And when he gets up
and it's like I'm done, I'm done. It's not so
much about the conversation there, it's about the fact that
it's being filmed. I one million percent agree. I just
think he and he I think he's over and he's like,
(30:26):
why are we staging this? Yeah? Okay, So I'm gonna
go with Lisa and thinking about that and talking about
it out loud. I'm gonna go Lisa's husband because he
is disconnected, disconnected, and he's like so condescending. I don't
think Ren is necessarily being condescending to her. Sometimes he's
just like so pissed to have to be there, and yes, right.
(30:49):
The only thing I did not like is when she's
on the treadmill or the elliptical or whatever she was
on and um, She's like, okay, well I'm in pain.
Can you say something? And he's like, how do you
feel better? And she's like okay, I love you and
he's like okay, bye. I know the no love you
back if Edwin didn't say love you back by well,
(31:13):
First of all, Eddie's always the first one to say
I love you, like always, he's very touchy feely, I
love you. I love you like I'm I'm more. I'm
the more of the colder. I'm not cold, but I've
I've noticed that about I am. I love you Teddy. No,
I mean I say I love you a hundred times
a day. But he's always the initiator, he's always the touchy,
(31:35):
feeling all that. But but Ran Ryan, he is just
not in that. Like the camera wasn't even on him.
How hard is it to say I love you, I
just love you thinking about you? I know these love you.
I can imagine this being filmed all this time, you
know whatever? Anything? Who but John, he's checked out. Yeah,
(31:56):
he's checked out. But on Watch What Happens Live, she
in her top five favorite faces and she did her
number one favorite face as Rent. So maybe it's gonna
be the same situation as like an Emily and shame
that now they're watching this back and they're like, this
is not a good plan. I don't think so, you know,
I'm just trying to be positive. Maybe a glass will
(32:18):
have full sometimes tail maybe it's mine's empty right now?
Can you give me some more? Yes? More? Okay? John,
Terry and Emily relate and open up at this service? Right?
Oh my god, you have people there, I have people.
You're sich time. I did a photo shoot because of you,
(32:39):
because you l T K. Yeah, I am obsessed with
l T K. You guys, L t K is a
life changer. If you like anything that this is Tamara.
Do you like anything we're wearing, Yeah, anything that we
wear whatever. I've told her that you have to link
it on l t K because then people can shop
like all of our favorite things. But now Tamra's t
(33:00):
get it to the next level. I take everything two
like balls to the wall. I can't help it. That's
how I am. Like, if I'm going to do something,
I'm gonna do it. So this is something that I've
actually enjoyed doing, like just taking pictures of the freaking
clothes I wear. But the funny thing is is like
I'll wear it, take a picture, I'll never wear it again.
Give me MS sweats, give me must sweats, my target
(33:21):
sweats that I'm in my sweats right now. Um Okay.
The fact that we're getting into John Terry and Emily
relate and open up to each other about the relationship
with their dad's. Emily felt she had to prove she
was worthy growing up. Terry says his success was driven
by his poor relationship with his stepdad, and John's dad
disowned him. It was all a very sad conversation. And
(33:43):
and hell has frozen over, completely frozen over. Because I
like Emily. I know, I really like Emily. I really
am enjoying her. I feelt like, you know, she's really
opening up. She's fun, she's confident, She's like that, not
the Emily I worked with at all. She started to
(34:06):
feel like she started to feel herself and beat herself,
I think, And to be honest, she might be my
favorite right now. I know. The only thing that bothers
me is Um. She brings people in that have been
trying out for the show for years, so you probably
wouldn't have noticed. But there's a girl named Jody that
has the English accent. Oh that did the competition. She
(34:28):
how do you know today? She just did one they
did today. They played a game with toilet paper rolls. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
But she did fitness competition. That's what I was like,
how do you know that? So it's okay. So Jody
Um came to our Jim after I did my fitness
competition and she wanted to train to do the same thing.
(34:49):
She is beautiful, she is She lives like in a
farm up in the in Orange County, which is not
very many farms like so cool. And then so I'm like, oh,
this girl's cool. I'm to check her out. The next
thing I see she's hanging out with Gretchen and this
old housewife and this old house and this old house
and this old house. I'm like, you know, because being
a housewife for so long, you get people to come
(35:11):
into you because they want to be on the show. Right,
So she came onto the show when Emily first started,
and she was a photographer. So now I see her
cleaning dishes and putting things out and zipping Emily's dress up,
and I'm like, what is she now Emily's personal assistant?
(35:33):
So I went on her Instagram. I'm like, what is
she doing? She is now Emily's brand manager and she
has a new website about bringing on new clients to
be a brand manager that was set up in I'm like,
this girl is trying hard for the orange. She is,
She's going into the orange. But I mean, at least,
(35:55):
I guess at least Emily helping her out, you know,
props to Emily. And I'm gonna have to say, I
don't I think that she would actually be a pretty
good housewife. But it's just the ones that are but well,
Emily was the same way, climbing her way to the top.
That yeah, but she wants us ober, So it worked.
It took her three years, but she wants to over
(36:15):
three years and she's but she doesn't have the strongest
of competition because I Noella with the stack of Vagina's
come on, Okay. The thing is is that that she
shows these pictures like, you know, like we talked about
and probably are I think our first podcast. When I
first met her, she showed me her husband's wanker. She
(36:37):
showed me him doing her like. She's very open and
she does this with everybody she meets. And a lot
of a lot of people reached out to me after
I talked about that and they're like, oh my god,
I met hers did the same thing to me. She
showed me everything. So um yeah, I'm still trying to
figure out if Noella is has potential or not. Noella
(37:00):
is gonna have issues, I think potentially, as if she
doesn't connect with one of the housewives, Well, I think
that's I think the reunion is going to be a
tell off because she's gonna have it. Hopefully she's done,
so if she wants to be on the show, if
I mean the one season Housewives, or if you have
never if you cannot become friends authentically with one other
(37:21):
person on the show, they can't bring you back. I
feel like Noel is doing everything she can to be
relevant to be on the show, like going up against
Heather and you know, the stack of Vagina's and the oh,
(37:45):
it just it's a whole lot of yuck. I know,
she's she's a lot for me to take on. She's
not ver relatable, but sometimes, like you know, then you
think about it. I mean, and I think it's mostly
because the show is rather boring this season that she's
the only person that the press is talking about. Well, yeah,
because what else are they going to talk about? Shannon
(38:06):
and Emily falling over again? Oh my god, that was
That wasn't a no bueno for me because it was
literally Shannon ripping off Vicki, because Vicky always it's Shannon
gets your own storyline there, you know. And I've I've
had seasons where I really enjoyed Shannon, and this season
(38:28):
I forget she's even on the show. Yeah, Um, I
mean I did like the fun, you know, versus the fighting,
but you know, she didn't need to fall like she
did when the Emily fell down to the ground. And
then poor Emily with her hole behind showing on camera
like that. I don't think she cares. She was trying
to pull I mean, she was really in a conference
(38:50):
my position. They're like, we didn't even show it. Theydnet
even blur it. They didn't even blur it. And then
she was seriously trying to grab her dress and pull
it down. So she wasn't like she was like, yeah,
look at my but hoole, we have to get into
Miami because we only have ten minutes left stopped. Yeah,
I know we've flown by. It's it's all your l
(39:12):
t K and uh fill her energy. Um okay, So
top moments on Miami first and foremost. I do not
care about Gertie's events, and I don't need to see
any more event planning or what goes into it. I
(39:34):
like Gertie, but I honestly I wanted to fast forward
every single part of it. I have to say, this
is a very good commercial for her business, and that's
something that Bravo doesn't do a lot of, is to
promote promote promote your business. Um, she looks like she's
an amazing party planner. But let's just see the parties.
But then the plant on another channel. Yeah, yeah, HDTV
(39:56):
or something like that. Yeah, wherever they have parties. I
don't that the level of detail to this is boring
to me. And so I mean, and what charity events
are not always that great to have on Housewives because
they usually go south and then it's kind of an embarrassment. Yeah,
well that's also the problem. Is like, to me, any
time a housewife or another you know, like any time
(40:19):
the housewife that throws it or another housewife is like,
I can't believe you would do it that at my
charity event. You know, if you're if you're putting a
camera pack on and there are cameramen coming around and
you're feeling, you know exactly what's happening, and the reason
you're fine with it is because you know that this
now will make it on air. That charity event would
(40:40):
have never been shown had that argument not happened. So
you should actually be thanking Marsa and for this stupid,
stupid fight. Yeah, do you care about this fight at all? So,
if you guys haven't seen it yet, Adriana and Larsa
go to dinner together and a run it is. I
(41:01):
can't deal with her anymore, I really can't. I can't
deal with Larsa being so high in mighty sometimes, so
I I like, I I'm obsessed with Larsa. I don't
know why I actually went on too her only fans
page today. I like Larsa as well. But what it's
not like if Adriana had said she hooked up with
Kanye and that's all she saw. Did she say she
(41:23):
saw it or sucked it? She said saw it. I
thought she said sucked it. No, I was like, who no,
if she had said sucked it, but then she said
I saw him pain, I'm like, oh, I don't want
to hear about all that happened. She walked into a
room and he was paying and she saw his flasc
and dinger and she said it was big. So you
(41:45):
know what, laugh at the story and move on right,
kind of like Saint James. Yeah, like Larsa making it
such a big deal is Marsa was uncomfortable. I'm sure
I don't know the whole conversation, the whole history of
her in the card Aussians, but I heard that it
didn't end well. And the last thing she wants to
do is beyond, you know, a reality show. And now
(42:07):
the Kardashians are like, wait, you're dissing our family, Like Kanye,
I mean, obviously, Kanye, I don't know that saying somebody's
ex husband has a big penis as a diss. If
Larsa had my husband would love that. Know, if a
rumor started going around that Edwin had a huge penis,
like I don't think you'd be like, damn it, Jeddy, Yeah,
(42:27):
and he'd be like yeah, like I'm sorry, And it's
not if Larsa said it herself, I get it. But
Larsa just well, first of all, where the hell was
she that she walked in and saw and peene? And
why was Adriana there? Because Adriana is like a woman
about town all. Yeah, she's very social, a neutral on
(42:50):
this podcast, I really do, because you know, you can't
really judge people on a reality show. But she put
the ship out of me. Well, I that's fine to
Himra We disagreed on Emily first, and now you're coming
around to my side. I'm coming around. But here's also
what you have to think about. Atriana used to be
a housewife, then when it got brought back, she got
(43:14):
brought back as a friend of and so I think
she's trying to get playing Mohito. Yeah, she's fighting for
her her tropical beverage. And I Capperina. What's it called Capperina?
I don't know, but I think that's what what happened,
and so she's going for it. That being said, do
(43:36):
you know what drives me crazy? This? Did she do that?
Marisaw with her cut every interview. I'm like, we got it.
It was ny the first time. Stop. But Lisa has
the one that Lisa Arenna is that started that thing
where she had a straw. She's like, of course I
want to talk about it. She like drinks her Starbucks tea. Okay,
(44:00):
she did at once. That's my point. Yeah, like us
all stop it. I stopped anymore? Got one joke. I'm
over it. I know I'm over that. I still what
else do we need to Okay, something else I want
to talk to you about. Are they always driving home
(44:20):
because Larsa leaves and a huh from the get to you.
I just thought about this today. Larsa always drives herself.
The other girls all showed up in the black suv.
You know, the production paid for it. Um, Larsa always
drives yourself, which makes me believe she does. She doesn't drink.
She doesn't drink. That's what I was thinking. I was like,
if Larsa is allowed, because Bravo does not allow you
(44:42):
to drink and drive. There was a full housewipe event
or even at dinner or service, at dinner, anything anything
anything that it's not daytime. And like if I was
with my kids or something daytime, I didn't get a car.
But if any even a kid's birthday party, if somebody
was serving champagne, and time it's at a restaurant. There's
a few times where I declined the car. I'm like, listen,
(45:04):
I can't drink today. After this, I gotta go pick
up my daughter. I gotta do this, I gotta do that,
so I'll drive myself. I'm fine because I'm gonna go
to the party. Do you my lunch used not normally
a party, but like a lunch or whatever, and then
I gotta go do you know housewife real housewife ship.
But even when I was pregnant, they still did cars
for me because there was going to be drinking at
(45:25):
the event. Well, you're a diva then, because you could
have just said no, I I don't need a car. Well,
I don't know you are. I don't like driving. I'm drinking.
The best year I ever had was when I broke
my foot. It was my right foot, so I could
not drive anywhere. I couldn't even go grocery shopping, so
(45:46):
they would drive me everywhere. That's so nice. But it
makes sense why Larsa seems to keep a pretty level
head in these fights and be very calculated because she's
not drunk, but she's sober. It makes you I don't
over is the wrong word. I don't know if she's sober,
but she's not intoxicated in the moment um. And I
do not understand why she's saying like Scotty's trying to
(46:08):
punish her by not selling the house, like what Like
I think she's just saying that he's he wants to
be in control of everything, which I think makes sense
in a divorce. Yeah, but they're they're have been together
in four years, Like does he not want to get
this divorce done? But I think they've reconciled a couple
of times? But no, but once but not recently. I mean,
(46:28):
allegedly they had records reconciled a couple of times, but no,
once you finalize the divorce, then the payments are set.
I think right now he can still control and have
an idea on what she's spending and doing. And well,
she looks like she has a pretty amazing life. I think,
although car she drives, in the house she has, and
and then if I was her, I'd be like, I'm
(46:49):
fine with us. If he's signed with that, I'm fine
with it. And then I mean, the episode kind of
ends with just Adriana says that Larisa acts like everyone's
second class Cities citizens and makes it clear how she
was married to a famous man and blah blah blah.
So I mean, we have noticed that Adriana gets offended
(47:10):
very easily. Does she know? I mean, I just feel
like she slings ship at the wall though I feel
like she's so I don't know, trying too hard. Maybe
I don't know. I mean I haven't warmed up to
her yet. Well, I rumor has it, and if we
were both on from her from Instagram, rumor has it
(47:33):
it's from our friend on on the ground. We're on
a group text about this Adrianna is second place on
the couch. Oh really for a friend? If this is true,
who knows if it's true or not. If Adriana has
moved up to second place and then she's gonna get
her mohedo, she is getting mohedo for sure. I've never
(47:57):
a friend move up spot this house. Okay, okay, Well,
I'm not saying she's about housewife and I'm not saying
she shouldn't have a mohito. I'm just saying she bought
shit out of me, and that's okay. Like every housewife
has their role on the show, right, Yeah, I mean
my I I love Nicole. I love Nicole to like
to be my friend. Is she the most entertaining television
(48:20):
in the world. No, because I actually like her and
would want to spend time I like her. I hear
that a few of the Miami Housewives are going to
be at Watch What Happens Live the day that I'm there,
so I'm super excited about that. I heard Gertie possibly
Nicole is going to be there, so oh, maybe I
can get them to come on the pod. Yes, you
have to, because we've been I damed a little bit
(48:42):
with Nicole, but I did too. I like her. I
don't know, I really like her and I don't like
that coming pretty. I like she. She's a huge threat
to all of them, and I love it. I love it. Well, Tam,
I'm gonna miss you. We won't be able to talk
until the middle of next week, but you guys will
still be able to tune in, and um, yeah, I'm
(49:04):
not going to miss a pod though, right, no, because
this pod is going to come out, okay, and then
I'm coming home on Tuesday, so I'm bought from Saturday Tuesday,
and then we can rock. We can get back together
on Wednesday maybe. But you know what, I feel like
this is a new segment that we should have and
it's just I put a thing on my Instagram just
(49:24):
asking the fans, like, how do you feel about Orange County?
And I feel like every time an episode arrows of
whatever franchise we're covering, we should both of us. I
feel like I have a unfair advantage on me asking
about Orange County because it's my fans, right, true. I'll
do it next time. Yeah, so you do Orange County.
I'll do Beverly Hills. But some of the comments and
(49:46):
we can I'll read one, you can read another. Gina
was ridiculous claiming to be a good friend for outing Heather,
but it was okay to out Shannon f no, Noela
needs to go. Yeah, never watched OC since Tamara and
Vicky left. Shocking. This made it in there right, There
(50:07):
was like seventy five of them were all about I
haven't watched since you left. You need to come back.
I used to love Gina, and I mean love, but
something is off. It all seems forced and inauthentic, and
you know what, I agree with that. I don't know
what happened. I think I feel like it's a bunch
of girls have been put together because none of them
(50:29):
would be friends. It's just a weird. It's a weird cast.
I'm sorry it is. And the next one was boring.
UM can't stand Shannon. She is so outdated and clinging
on desperately. Oh my god, Ryan Wren is worse than
Shane Simpson. Noela is giving me Amber from outside of
(50:52):
New Jersey vibes overperforms for the camera. Who's Amber? I
don't know. I didn't watch. That was with the flow, okay,
love seeing the ladies get drunk at a f and
have genuine fun with each other. So there's a good one. Um,
why is Emily suddenly Why is Emily suddenly trying to
be like you and Vicky? The drink, the nudity, it's
(51:16):
just faith is fast her Now. I think that, um,
Emily knows that she has been told. You know, on
social media, there's a lot of stuff saying just saying
like she's boring, things like that, And I think that
now that me and Vicky are gone, it's less of
(51:36):
like we're gone. We've been there for ten and twelve
and fifteen years or whatever it was twelve and fourteen,
and now she feels like, you know, big man on campus.
So now I feel like she's I don't know, she
wasn't like that when I was on it. Let's just
say that. Well, as the final person said, I feel
like this is the perfect one to close out. I'm
(51:58):
losing brain cells. Watch dream Well, it's true like for
me watching four Housewives a week and I'm gonna have
to talk to Annie about this. I watch your how
his life It's too much in one week. I have
a life. I have two businesses to run, I have
things to do, I have children to look after, to stop,
don't act like now to up too. I am. I
(52:20):
am now a super fan. Now we know all the
details about every single housewife. We are professionals and entrepreneurs
and business housewife shit talking yes, which is a perfect
profession for me. Well, I'm gonna miss you, Tam. I'll
be came on from the television. Thank you all right.
Happy Valentine's Day guys. Bye bye
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Tamra Judge
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