October 6, 2025 • 20 mins
Oh brother! Lala is asking Easton the do’s and don'ts of dating, and the answers are worse than you think!
From making the first move, to double-texting, and even two-timing (yes Sandoval we're talking about you),
Easton mansplains dating 101.
Plus, pucker up because apparently there’s a lip color only your grandma should wear!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, gorgeous. It's La La Kent.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome to Untraditionally, Lala, Hey, gorge Welcome to the bonus
episode of Untraditionally, Lala.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I am here with T. T. Easton. How did you
feel about the regular episode?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yah, back at home?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Did you feel at home?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hopefully everybody else felt the same.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I think they will because there were a lot of
people asking for you.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I know people were dming me, but I didn't know
what to say, so I ghosted them.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You mom, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Well that's what I you know when you're in east
and it's just what they called for.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So I'm rolling deep with the fan today because I
told you guys, I think last a couple of weeks
ago that I was struggling with my anxiety. That's been
pretty debilitating, and I feel like it has subsided because.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I think I think.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm starting to find my groove. But also I've been
looking forward to an appointment that I'm having today to
get on a peptide.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Can I tell you how excited I am for you
on that?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I feel like a different human, Like, oh, the past
month has been Yeah, Like I.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I can't even speak about it. I just feel very easy.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's a feeling you can't explain, yes.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
But like it feels like my body works. That makes
me connected with my body now.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So apparently there's I think eight or nine different kinds
of peptides. So I'm going to go into my doctor today.
It's actually funny enough. Her name's Lee at skin Tide Aesthetics,
and I've been going to her for quite some time
for little things like botox pe where I go, Yeah,
I go to her, and then I love doctor Diamond.
Those are like the two people that I trust the
(01:46):
most with my face face.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
But Lee also.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Just she has spoken volumes about these fucking peptides, and
I've been hearing about them a lot. So that's what
I'm gonna go do to day, and that's why I
have Mama and te Te. But not that I would
ever need a reason to roll deep with the fan.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I was gonna say the fact that you need a reason,
we're usual, we go on.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay soon, I'm hoping today that you can man explain
do you know what that means? Explain from the point
of a man. Thank you some things for us women?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Do men really hate when women wear red lipstick?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay? Let me not speak for all men. I don't
love it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What do you not like about it?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I just don't like it. There's just I don't know.
It's like a taste of a food for me. There's
no explanation. I just don't love it.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You know, As a woman, I am very very particular
about makeup, and I too.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There are certain women who I'm like, oh my gosh,
a red lip on that person is.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
But I don't want to red lip every once in
a while. But I was just going to share day.
But I think it's and I loved it on Mimi.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, And I think it's like, say, yea, if I
had a wife and I was fifty and she was
wearing red, I'd be like, Okay, I love this.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I think it's right now.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I don't love a huge pop on a girl that
I'm interested in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't know how I don't love it. Let's just
put it that way.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
If it's once in a while, if I'm dating a
girl and we're going out and she pops on a
red I don't mind. But like an everyday thing, I
don't love a red lip now.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, when I get older, I think I'm gonna go
fully gray and have super long red nails into a
red lip.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, and I want to try to Miami.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
No, I changed my mind.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Thank god, you were really off the rock or that day.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What did I say?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You were gonna get like giant f boobs, platinum blonde,
long nails, and you're gonna move to boke A ratone
or some shit and in a retirement fifty five and older.
And I was like, my sister.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Is losing her fucking mind.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Could you imagine me coming in and being like, I'm
just gonna go up to the mountains.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Forget the hair shaved.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm just gonna get a I'm gonna hang waits for
my penis to see how big it can get, and
then I'm just gonna hang. You'd be like, Easton, what
the fuck are you on?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well, now we know why I'm getting on peptides well
needed because everything is going.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
A little everything's getting just a little too quirky.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know, do you guys notice when a girl changes
her hairstyle.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Drastically? Yes, Like if somebody comes in with bangs, I'm like, ah,
you got bangs. If somebody got if like a girl,
I won't lie. There's been times where like mom gets
her hair done and I'm like, how fuck did you do?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
She's like, do you like my hair?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Like? Yeah, I love it, but I have no roots.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So yeah, with with those hands, you can't get a.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Beautiful go.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You literally are like the guy who what is his
name who does the.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Krabby patties, mister crabs, mister Crabs? Is that his name?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're mister crab. And you walk
like him too. Yeah, I love.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You, Mom.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're you're by the way, you're a star and your
hat is still crooked and it's.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Been over an hour. Yeah, can I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You look like? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do men like it?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
By the way, though, as a woman, I notice if
a man changes his facial hair. I notice if a
man fades his hair differently. I notice every little detail.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
See.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I know, but this is man explaining because.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
You guys got to understand. We'll never understand women like
this man said, he made a video. Girls put nails
on top of nails. They have a twenty minute nightly
routine with three different oils and then eight.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Different So your nightly routine last night and it was
pretty excessive, and you're you have painted.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Nails nails on top of nails. That's a gel.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That is a gel nail.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Fuck. So maybe I understand women.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's why we're asking you.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
But like that's where I'm saying, like, how can I
you guys change? Do you like my nail color, my
new hair, my love color? I outline my lying eyes different?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Do you like that?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's like, holy fuck you do every day like beautiful
sweetheart Jesus Christ. I don't know what's different.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Do men like it when women make the first move?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Hell? Yeah, I do you do it?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, that's because you're not an aggressor.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, I'm not an aggressor. See, I don't like speaking
for all men. I'm very different because there's some mormal man. Yeah,
I know, don't come up to me.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I know what I like. I'll go get down.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You sound like the guy from Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, no, I like.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I like a girl when she makes like not even
the first move, but like comes and says the I
mean as a.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Move the first word.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, I would say.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Then, Yeah, I like that because sometimes I get deterred
by like how there are like meat men and it's
like but you feel no, I see girls and it's
like they're either getting trampled by meat men and then
getting dismissed.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And then I see and I'm like, you have had
such a shitty night. I'm just gonna let you be.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You have gone through the ringer, my gal, and I'm
not going to be number fifty four.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh he's not so sweet?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, but no, Like I'll see girls and if there
is a cute girl and I'll see like two dudes
go up, and I'm like, you know what, why would
I do that to her when she may just be
trying to have a good night, but if she were
to come and make movies? Like all right, totally, but yeah,
I'm not an aggressor. I like to I like when
people enjoy their nights. And I don't know why you
came out. Are you just with your girls to be
with your girls or did you come out.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
To get dick? I don't know. Yeah, so if you
did come throwing.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It in here, I do this sweat.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
If not, though, like I just want to leave you Bee.
I think you're very respectful and I like this. Do
you guys really mind if a woman texts for like,
if a girl texts you first, is it kind of
like I'm not into this.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, But then again, it's like, is it a first
text every day? Is it? Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, Like the conversation was dead, and then an hour
and a half later, you're texting me again first to
keep it going.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Then I'd get annoyed.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But like if wait, see, I would think if I
if the roles are reversed going back and forth.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Let's just say I initiated.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
The conversation and we went back and forth and it
kind of fell flat, and he was the last one
to text, and I just didn't respond, and then he
sent another I would then think, Okay, he's interested enough
to keep this because the conversation's done.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, but he's then doing a follow up. Yeah, So
would you think that's annoying if she did a follow up?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, I'm saying like there's so many different like you know,
like different narratives that could be. But like if we're
talking your story and she'd text me again, I'd be like, hell, yeah, No,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Care at all. I would like that.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
It's all just so I can't speak anybody but myself.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Like that's the thing, what do you think of double
texting them? Even if you're into her? Yeah, like that
would make you not into her anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah. Like, I don't like the double text.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I like when people like write the paragraph and like
return return and then the second return return, And like,
if you're talking about three things, don't send me three texts.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I don't know. That's just me.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I okay, what about a bro code broke?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh, like cheating and your brother.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Let's just say you and your friend. He's not like,
he's not like a best friend.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
He's just like a homie, right.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh, bro code like and he likes the girl, but the.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Girl actually likes you. And you're like, I'm interested in her.
Do you say, like, I can't happen because my homie
likes you. Yeah, yeah I think so too.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Here's the thing. It's happened before.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
And a buddy of mine, not like a close close buddy,
but like a buddy of mine. This was in Utah
liked a girl and I liked her. She didn't like him,
and she was interested in me. I wanted to be nice,
so I told her like, hey, nothing can happen because
he likes you. So unless you guys have a conversation,
I'm not doing anything. And she and that's where I
put it on the girl, because if you like me
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enough to go have that conversation, then I know it
that like it's worthwhile if you don't have a conversation.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
No, she did.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
She was like, hey, I know that. You know. We
talked for like two months though three months and then
I moved out here. Oh yeah, no, and it was yeah,
but it was I told her that, like, I would
never do anything with her until she had a conversation
with him, because she needed to set the record straight
of how she didn't like him, because he was like,
I think she's interested in me, that it buddy, she's not.
Oh yeah, that's not up to me to tell you.
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That's up to her.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So I have a question for you.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Do guys stand up to other men when it's just
the guys and someone says something disrespectful about a woman.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, Yeah, that's what's so fucked up, is like I
got good friends, Like, I'm not around dudes who disrespect women,
like verbally, even just in the presence of us.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, I think most people, not most. I'm not gonna
say most to and I will.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Keep away from the people like the dudes who do,
Like I hate locker room talk.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, and I want to make something very clear with you,
is like there were some comments.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
When you refer to when you use the word bitches.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Bitches, and I just have to say, like I I
don't take a you guys know, there was a full
montage of me using the word bitch in I think
Season nine, Like, I love that word so much. I
don't take offense.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I could get better at using it because I do
freely just throw out bitches because I feel like because
I'm like Lisa my bitch.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Hey yeah yeah, no, so I do.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But like I will say to the people who do
have a problem with me saying I'll get better at
throwing it out there.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
But when I do use the word bitch, there's no
like negative connotation.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, yeah, bitches, yeah yeah, the bitch word.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I love the bitch word.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I picture all of us bitches up in the clip.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I don't even say you're being a bitch anymore because.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Offended, you're just a bitch, bitch, a good bitch, slap you.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I don't like that if.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
You're being a bitch, you're not even deserving of the
word bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Because that's a female dog, and we love our female dogs.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Bernie's lily. She never had puppies. She's not a bitch.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You have to have puppies.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
A female dog is like, I'm a bitch. Yeah, you're
a bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
If can I tell you something about my ex boy
friend who his friend was going in on me and
called me a bit and my ex boyfriend ended up
beating the shit out of him outside and the guy
came back and apologized no with a gun. Oh, yes,
it was very scary. My dad wouldn't let me go
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to his house for like a really long time.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Good for an our deceased father.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Back to the point of me saying, I hang out
with like really good friends, like when we talk about
like dates, like my friends are like.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
She was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
We talked about her family and and it's like we
have good conversations, like her kids were perky.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I was thinking, like, I can't wait to get you home.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
It's like if I'm hanging out with that guy, I'm
not hanging out with that guy.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh, and you're so sweet. Do you believe in once
a cheater, always a cheater. I used to believe that. Oh,
I don't know that I do anymore.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I don't Here's the thing. I can honestly say, I've
never cheated. I've only had two girlfriends. First one six months,
my second one was like the long one, yeah, like
two years. I've never cheated, not even in the midst
of like entertaining.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, I yeah, I don't know, because I would never cheat.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
So I'm not gonna be like if I did cheat,
what I cheat now, Like I'm trying to deep dive
in myself, but I think, yeah, wow, so.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You believe that a leopard can't change its spots.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I want to say yes, But I'm a man and
I know a man's brain, and it's like, if you
got away with it once, you'll do it again.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
And even if you break up, you lie to yourself
like that.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Wasn't a relationship, she wasn't this, And then when you
find that new one, you're like, well, I cheated last time,
And then yeah, you're just in this continual thing. Can
people change when they find the right one? Maybe, but
it's like, why are you cheating on all these women
to find the right one?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Just yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And I think it's also an age thing, Like if
someone tells me like, yeah, I cheat all my girlfriend
in college, I'm like, Okay, well, now you're thirty something
years old, I can't it's going to hold you to
like what you did in college college.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I will I take cheating on the chin.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
When it's like twenty eight, twenty nine, I will say
sand of all I think could be loyal just because
of the backlash that everything came with that now he
has he had, he had to change his spots to
continue to be what he is.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I disagree because I still believe that he is a narcissist,
and just give him time and like the narcissist loves
the newness and excitement of a relationship.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And what I've learned is not all cheaters are narcissists,
but all narcissists are cheaters.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So the moment some the moment I see red flags
of someone's narcissism being exposed, I'm like, Okay, I know
that your behavior will always be the same. You'll always
find something shinier and newer and think that that's the one.
But just allow it time and it will fade. Even
if it's like ten plus years, it always goes away.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I will I all agree I agree to that? Will
every will anybody? Let scanned of all down? Or is
he going to have to live with that over his
head for ten years because if he does, I don't
think he would.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, no, no, that's my thing. It depends on who.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
If you're in the Bravo universe, yes, people are going
to constantly remind him that that happened.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And I think with him getting car out of it,
there it is.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
So that's where I'll say, he'll change his spots if
he gets out of Scanned of All and if he doesn't,
but we're out of it.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Most people like if.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Hev universe, people don't talk about it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No one knows about it.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Okay, but America's got talent. Yeah, when he first did it,
what was all said? He got famous for being a cheater,
so that is his make.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He said, I went through a really difficult scandal and
all the judges were like, I don't.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I know, but no, But like now when you know
of him, that's it, like you know, how do you
what is?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I'm Tom Sandval, Oh what do you do? Uh? Scan
of All is like the biggest thing. So all I'm
saying is what he would say. He's not even ever
heard of Scan of All. He was on things like.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Sports, which it was very fat at the time.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
But that's where I'm saying sand of aal will continue
to change his spots as scan of all is always
a thing, as if she gets out of that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
But I believe he's a narcissist.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't think he looks at himself as that person.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's the same as my ex.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
No, but you're I think all is good, and it's like,
do you realize how the outside world looks at you?
They're like, I'm fine, I have plenty of friends, I'm
a good guys.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Even reading his own comment section.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
They don't believe that. They think it's everyone else's problem.
I'm saying they will continue to.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Do so what they do because in his mind nothing
was ever his fault.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, how did this go?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
For me? Asking if once a cheater always.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Is here because we just revamped into that.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's just such a I know guys who have cheated
in the past where I'm like, I know you're not
a narcissist though, like that was because of the period
in your life.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You're not a bad person.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Then there's people like people I've been with or the
sand of balls of the world where it's like this
is who you are. You lack the ability to look
in the mirror and say self awareness, this is a
me problem. It's always everyone else's problem, and they lack
the ability to see reality for what it is. Do
men care about a woman's body count? How many dudes
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that they've slept with?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Do dudes care about women's body count?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah? Like, yeah, girls? Oh really?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
If the girl's like, I've been with like twenty seven guys,
would you be like.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You care how many dudes she's been with? I'm disappointed
in you Easton. Uh, yes, very disappointed.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Okay, I'm not I'm fine with twenty seven. I'm fine.
I gotta look at the girl's age, do some numbers.
But if she's like, yeah, I might.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Like two hundred and fifty, I'm like, oh, do girls
go like if there was a guy, If there was
a guy and there's two men, one had slept with
five hundred and fifty women, the other one slept with
fifty women, who would you pick?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, I know you're right, but I'd also be like
if he was like, I only slept with five chicks, because.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
No, I need more than You'd be like, oh, no.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
There's a happy meeting.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
There's a happy medium and I'm sorry, Like, thirty forty,
that is not that many. We've all lived, We've all
done some stuff. I'm sorry, fuck it at my age
forty women. Yeah, that's only like a couple shits a year,
and that's just test driving the car before I try
to buy it. You know, I didn't like the test drive. Yes, right,
(19:43):
Like that's not that many, but like I will say, yes,
there is a number where I will turn off and the.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Line too many miles on this car, I see it breaking.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
To give out? So what is that hip going to
give out? As I'm ramming you down the highway?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh my good god. I love how you're like.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm excited for you to have a podcast so that
you can have conversations that we can't have with each other.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
And here question it's about me.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You guys, thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
For listening to a bonus episode of Untraditionally La La.
I'm gonna catch you guys on Wednesday for a regular
old episode and again on Monday.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
BA
Hello, gorgeous. It's La La Kent.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome to Untraditionally, Lala, Hey, gorge Welcome to the bonus
episode of Untraditionally, Lala.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I am here with T. T. Easton. How did you
feel about the regular episode?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yah, back at home?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Did you feel at home?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hopefully everybody else felt the same.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I think they will because there were a lot of
people asking for you.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I know people were dming me, but I didn't know
what to say, so I ghosted them.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You mom, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Well that's what I you know when you're in east
and it's just what they called for.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So I'm rolling deep with the fan today because I
told you guys, I think last a couple of weeks
ago that I was struggling with my anxiety. That's been
pretty debilitating, and I feel like it has subsided because.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I think I think.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm starting to find my groove. But also I've been
looking forward to an appointment that I'm having today to
get on a peptide.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Can I tell you how excited I am for you
on that?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I feel like a different human, Like, oh, the past
month has been Yeah, Like I.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I can't even speak about it. I just feel very easy.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's a feeling you can't explain, yes.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
But like it feels like my body works. That makes
me connected with my body now.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So apparently there's I think eight or nine different kinds
of peptides. So I'm going to go into my doctor today.
It's actually funny enough. Her name's Lee at skin Tide Aesthetics,
and I've been going to her for quite some time
for little things like botox pe where I go, Yeah,
I go to her, and then I love doctor Diamond.
Those are like the two people that I trust the
(01:46):
most with my face face.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
But Lee also.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Just she has spoken volumes about these fucking peptides, and
I've been hearing about them a lot. So that's what
I'm gonna go do to day, and that's why I
have Mama and te Te. But not that I would
ever need a reason to roll deep with the fan.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I was gonna say the fact that you need a reason,
we're usual, we go on.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay soon, I'm hoping today that you can man explain
do you know what that means? Explain from the point
of a man. Thank you some things for us women?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Do men really hate when women wear red lipstick?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay? Let me not speak for all men. I don't
love it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What do you not like about it?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I just don't like it. There's just I don't know.
It's like a taste of a food for me. There's
no explanation. I just don't love it.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You know, As a woman, I am very very particular
about makeup, and I too.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There are certain women who I'm like, oh my gosh,
a red lip on that person is.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
But I don't want to red lip every once in
a while. But I was just going to share day.
But I think it's and I loved it on Mimi.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, And I think it's like, say, yea, if I
had a wife and I was fifty and she was
wearing red, I'd be like, Okay, I love this.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I think it's right now.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I don't love a huge pop on a girl that
I'm interested in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't know how I don't love it. Let's just
put it that way.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
If it's once in a while, if I'm dating a
girl and we're going out and she pops on a
red I don't mind. But like an everyday thing, I
don't love a red lip now.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, when I get older, I think I'm gonna go
fully gray and have super long red nails into a
red lip.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, and I want to try to Miami.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
No, I changed my mind.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Thank god, you were really off the rock or that day.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What did I say?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You were gonna get like giant f boobs, platinum blonde,
long nails, and you're gonna move to boke A ratone
or some shit and in a retirement fifty five and older.
And I was like, my sister.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Is losing her fucking mind.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Could you imagine me coming in and being like, I'm
just gonna go up to the mountains.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Forget the hair shaved.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm just gonna get a I'm gonna hang waits for
my penis to see how big it can get, and
then I'm just gonna hang. You'd be like, Easton, what
the fuck are you on?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well, now we know why I'm getting on peptides well
needed because everything is going.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
A little everything's getting just a little too quirky.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know, do you guys notice when a girl changes
her hairstyle.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Drastically? Yes, Like if somebody comes in with bangs, I'm like, ah,
you got bangs. If somebody got if like a girl,
I won't lie. There's been times where like mom gets
her hair done and I'm like, how fuck did you do?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
She's like, do you like my hair?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Like? Yeah, I love it, but I have no roots.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So yeah, with with those hands, you can't get a.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Beautiful go.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You literally are like the guy who what is his
name who does the.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Krabby patties, mister crabs, mister Crabs? Is that his name?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're mister crab. And you walk
like him too. Yeah, I love.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You, Mom.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're you're by the way, you're a star and your
hat is still crooked and it's.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Been over an hour. Yeah, can I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You look like? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do men like it?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
By the way, though, as a woman, I notice if
a man changes his facial hair. I notice if a
man fades his hair differently. I notice every little detail.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
See.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I know, but this is man explaining because.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
You guys got to understand. We'll never understand women like
this man said, he made a video. Girls put nails
on top of nails. They have a twenty minute nightly
routine with three different oils and then eight.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Different So your nightly routine last night and it was
pretty excessive, and you're you have painted.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Nails nails on top of nails. That's a gel.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That is a gel nail.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Fuck. So maybe I understand women.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's why we're asking you.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
But like that's where I'm saying, like, how can I
you guys change? Do you like my nail color, my
new hair, my love color? I outline my lying eyes different?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Do you like that?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's like, holy fuck you do every day like beautiful
sweetheart Jesus Christ. I don't know what's different.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Do men like it when women make the first move?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Hell? Yeah, I do you do it?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, that's because you're not an aggressor.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, I'm not an aggressor. See, I don't like speaking
for all men. I'm very different because there's some mormal man. Yeah,
I know, don't come up to me.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I know what I like. I'll go get down.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You sound like the guy from Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, no, I like.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I like a girl when she makes like not even
the first move, but like comes and says the I
mean as a.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Move the first word.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, I would say.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Then, Yeah, I like that because sometimes I get deterred
by like how there are like meat men and it's
like but you feel no, I see girls and it's
like they're either getting trampled by meat men and then
getting dismissed.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And then I see and I'm like, you have had
such a shitty night. I'm just gonna let you be.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You have gone through the ringer, my gal, and I'm
not going to be number fifty four.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh he's not so sweet?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, but no, Like I'll see girls and if there
is a cute girl and I'll see like two dudes
go up, and I'm like, you know what, why would
I do that to her when she may just be
trying to have a good night, but if she were
to come and make movies? Like all right, totally, but yeah,
I'm not an aggressor. I like to I like when
people enjoy their nights. And I don't know why you
came out. Are you just with your girls to be
with your girls or did you come out.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
To get dick? I don't know. Yeah, so if you
did come throwing.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It in here, I do this sweat.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
If not, though, like I just want to leave you Bee.
I think you're very respectful and I like this. Do
you guys really mind if a woman texts for like,
if a girl texts you first, is it kind of
like I'm not into this.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, But then again, it's like, is it a first
text every day? Is it? Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, Like the conversation was dead, and then an hour
and a half later, you're texting me again first to
keep it going.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Then I'd get annoyed.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But like if wait, see, I would think if I
if the roles are reversed going back and forth.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Let's just say I initiated.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
The conversation and we went back and forth and it
kind of fell flat, and he was the last one
to text, and I just didn't respond, and then he
sent another I would then think, Okay, he's interested enough
to keep this because the conversation's done.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, but he's then doing a follow up. Yeah, So
would you think that's annoying if she did a follow up?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, I'm saying like there's so many different like you know,
like different narratives that could be. But like if we're
talking your story and she'd text me again, I'd be like, hell, yeah, No,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Care at all. I would like that.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
It's all just so I can't speak anybody but myself.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Like that's the thing, what do you think of double
texting them? Even if you're into her? Yeah, like that
would make you not into her anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah. Like, I don't like the double text.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I like when people like write the paragraph and like
return return and then the second return return, And like,
if you're talking about three things, don't send me three texts.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I don't know. That's just me.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I okay, what about a bro code broke?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh, like cheating and your brother.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Let's just say you and your friend. He's not like,
he's not like a best friend.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
He's just like a homie, right.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh, bro code like and he likes the girl, but the.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Girl actually likes you. And you're like, I'm interested in her.
Do you say, like, I can't happen because my homie
likes you. Yeah, yeah I think so too.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Here's the thing. It's happened before.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
And a buddy of mine, not like a close close buddy,
but like a buddy of mine. This was in Utah
liked a girl and I liked her. She didn't like him,
and she was interested in me. I wanted to be nice,
so I told her like, hey, nothing can happen because
he likes you. So unless you guys have a conversation,
I'm not doing anything. And she and that's where I
put it on the girl, because if you like me
(10:23):
enough to go have that conversation, then I know it
that like it's worthwhile if you don't have a conversation.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
No, she did.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
She was like, hey, I know that. You know. We
talked for like two months though three months and then
I moved out here. Oh yeah, no, and it was yeah,
but it was I told her that, like, I would
never do anything with her until she had a conversation
with him, because she needed to set the record straight
of how she didn't like him, because he was like,
I think she's interested in me, that it buddy, she's not.
Oh yeah, that's not up to me to tell you.
(10:52):
That's up to her.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So I have a question for you.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Do guys stand up to other men when it's just
the guys and someone says something disrespectful about a woman.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, Yeah, that's what's so fucked up, is like I
got good friends, Like, I'm not around dudes who disrespect women,
like verbally, even just in the presence of us.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, I think most people, not most. I'm not gonna
say most to and I will.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Keep away from the people like the dudes who do,
Like I hate locker room talk.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, and I want to make something very clear with you,
is like there were some comments.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
When you refer to when you use the word bitches.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Bitches, and I just have to say, like I I
don't take a you guys know, there was a full
montage of me using the word bitch in I think
Season nine, Like, I love that word so much. I
don't take offense.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I could get better at using it because I do
freely just throw out bitches because I feel like because
I'm like Lisa my bitch.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Hey yeah yeah, no, so I do.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But like I will say to the people who do
have a problem with me saying I'll get better at
throwing it out there.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
But when I do use the word bitch, there's no
like negative connotation.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, yeah, bitches, yeah yeah, the bitch word.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I love the bitch word.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I picture all of us bitches up in the clip.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I don't even say you're being a bitch anymore because.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Offended, you're just a bitch, bitch, a good bitch, slap you.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I don't like that if.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
You're being a bitch, you're not even deserving of the
word bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Because that's a female dog, and we love our female dogs.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Bernie's lily. She never had puppies. She's not a bitch.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You have to have puppies.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
A female dog is like, I'm a bitch. Yeah, you're
a bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
If can I tell you something about my ex boy
friend who his friend was going in on me and
called me a bit and my ex boyfriend ended up
beating the shit out of him outside and the guy
came back and apologized no with a gun. Oh, yes,
it was very scary. My dad wouldn't let me go
(13:16):
to his house for like a really long time.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Good for an our deceased father.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Back to the point of me saying, I hang out
with like really good friends, like when we talk about
like dates, like my friends are like.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
She was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
We talked about her family and and it's like we
have good conversations, like her kids were perky.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I was thinking, like, I can't wait to get you home.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
It's like if I'm hanging out with that guy, I'm
not hanging out with that guy.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh, and you're so sweet. Do you believe in once
a cheater, always a cheater. I used to believe that. Oh,
I don't know that I do anymore.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I don't Here's the thing. I can honestly say, I've
never cheated. I've only had two girlfriends. First one six months,
my second one was like the long one, yeah, like
two years. I've never cheated, not even in the midst
of like entertaining.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, I yeah, I don't know, because I would never cheat.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
So I'm not gonna be like if I did cheat,
what I cheat now, Like I'm trying to deep dive
in myself, but I think, yeah, wow, so.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You believe that a leopard can't change its spots.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I want to say yes, But I'm a man and
I know a man's brain, and it's like, if you
got away with it once, you'll do it again.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
And even if you break up, you lie to yourself
like that.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Wasn't a relationship, she wasn't this, And then when you
find that new one, you're like, well, I cheated last time,
And then yeah, you're just in this continual thing. Can
people change when they find the right one? Maybe, but
it's like, why are you cheating on all these women
to find the right one?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Just yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And I think it's also an age thing, Like if
someone tells me like, yeah, I cheat all my girlfriend
in college, I'm like, Okay, well, now you're thirty something
years old, I can't it's going to hold you to
like what you did in college college.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I will I take cheating on the chin.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
When it's like twenty eight, twenty nine, I will say
sand of all I think could be loyal just because
of the backlash that everything came with that now he
has he had, he had to change his spots to
continue to be what he is.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I disagree because I still believe that he is a narcissist,
and just give him time and like the narcissist loves
the newness and excitement of a relationship.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And what I've learned is not all cheaters are narcissists,
but all narcissists are cheaters.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So the moment some the moment I see red flags
of someone's narcissism being exposed, I'm like, Okay, I know
that your behavior will always be the same. You'll always
find something shinier and newer and think that that's the one.
But just allow it time and it will fade. Even
if it's like ten plus years, it always goes away.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I will I all agree I agree to that? Will
every will anybody? Let scanned of all down? Or is
he going to have to live with that over his
head for ten years because if he does, I don't
think he would.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, no, no, that's my thing. It depends on who.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
If you're in the Bravo universe, yes, people are going
to constantly remind him that that happened.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And I think with him getting car out of it,
there it is.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
So that's where I'll say, he'll change his spots if
he gets out of Scanned of All and if he doesn't,
but we're out of it.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Most people like if.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Hev universe, people don't talk about it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No one knows about it.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Okay, but America's got talent. Yeah, when he first did it,
what was all said? He got famous for being a cheater,
so that is his make.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He said, I went through a really difficult scandal and
all the judges were like, I don't.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I know, but no, But like now when you know
of him, that's it, like you know, how do you
what is?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I'm Tom Sandval, Oh what do you do? Uh? Scan
of All is like the biggest thing. So all I'm
saying is what he would say. He's not even ever
heard of Scan of All. He was on things like.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Sports, which it was very fat at the time.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
But that's where I'm saying sand of aal will continue
to change his spots as scan of all is always
a thing, as if she gets out of that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
But I believe he's a narcissist.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't think he looks at himself as that person.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's the same as my ex.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
No, but you're I think all is good, and it's like,
do you realize how the outside world looks at you?
They're like, I'm fine, I have plenty of friends, I'm
a good guys.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Even reading his own comment section.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
They don't believe that. They think it's everyone else's problem.
I'm saying they will continue to.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Do so what they do because in his mind nothing
was ever his fault.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, how did this go?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
For me? Asking if once a cheater always.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Is here because we just revamped into that.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's just such a I know guys who have cheated
in the past where I'm like, I know you're not
a narcissist though, like that was because of the period
in your life.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You're not a bad person.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Then there's people like people I've been with or the
sand of balls of the world where it's like this
is who you are. You lack the ability to look
in the mirror and say self awareness, this is a
me problem. It's always everyone else's problem, and they lack
the ability to see reality for what it is. Do
men care about a woman's body count? How many dudes
(18:34):
that they've slept with?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Do dudes care about women's body count?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah? Like, yeah, girls? Oh really?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
If the girl's like, I've been with like twenty seven guys,
would you be like.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You care how many dudes she's been with? I'm disappointed
in you Easton. Uh, yes, very disappointed.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Okay, I'm not I'm fine with twenty seven. I'm fine.
I gotta look at the girl's age, do some numbers.
But if she's like, yeah, I might.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Like two hundred and fifty, I'm like, oh, do girls
go like if there was a guy, If there was
a guy and there's two men, one had slept with
five hundred and fifty women, the other one slept with
fifty women, who would you pick?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, I know you're right, but I'd also be like
if he was like, I only slept with five chicks, because.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
No, I need more than You'd be like, oh, no.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
There's a happy meeting.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
There's a happy medium and I'm sorry, Like, thirty forty,
that is not that many. We've all lived, We've all
done some stuff. I'm sorry, fuck it at my age
forty women. Yeah, that's only like a couple shits a year,
and that's just test driving the car before I try
to buy it. You know, I didn't like the test drive. Yes, right,
(19:43):
Like that's not that many, but like I will say, yes,
there is a number where I will turn off and the.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Line too many miles on this car, I see it breaking.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
To give out? So what is that hip going to
give out? As I'm ramming you down the highway?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh my good god. I love how you're like.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm excited for you to have a podcast so that
you can have conversations that we can't have with each other.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
And here question it's about me.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You guys, thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
For listening to a bonus episode of Untraditionally La La.
I'm gonna catch you guys on Wednesday for a regular
old episode and again on Monday.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
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