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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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laa Cristal. I say, oh you look at said Barbos.
I said LODs lucky last I stack nor me then
sink quinta me your never person, sink.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Quin to me your look. You can crystal doubles in
the local don darning to Nick Hookah, Nick can peet
be there?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Did yuh?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And you make up? Land? Can you can lose the
la Victoria can tell me? Can you oh?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I c k naw you say key and contrave with
en bugging unto the cup they lose.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
They love or literally literally like holy ship.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I don't think he would do that, though, I don't think.
I don't think Land would do would never, I don't
think it would.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Pull what who was it?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Warren Sapp warns, Yeah, Bible versus let the Yeah, the
Marvin Sap is nuts, nuts.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Bro, we're gonna lock the door. Leia wouldn't have to
lock the door. No, they were just they would just
say that. They would just with Bro on principle that
we said that to Touchy Sachi.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You know you do about jo and doing and come
Yama and who Boddy Calm and who Buddy and Betty.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And we'll call that chap. It's yo, Bro, it's crazy.
That ship is like baseball because Woodbury is dominated by
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Dominicans and Asians. You know what I'm saying, It's like
Major League Baseball. It's crazy because like you'll go there
and motherfucker's getting off a bus. Yeah, like we're getting
off a bus. Bro, this is a trip.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, we to
go Yeah, this was an excursion.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, this is not like Bro, we bought back lunches
and ship like.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
No, it was like it was like going to going
to Palisades Wall before you had a car, because you
had to get on that fucking you get Yeah, they
get on that fuck ass sustass bus.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Fucking uh yeah, yeah, they get on that, you know
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
One one seven, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yo, it's at least
two fugitives on that bus.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's just it'll smell like piss or ship. It smells
like a secret third that it like. It's yeah, it's
not a binary, bro, it's a spectrum. It's spectrum of
older Yeah, old Doug. That is the weirdest ship, man,
God damn it. But you know what fucking stinks. Yeah yeah,
this fucking AI bull saying I'm tired of it. I
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was like, you know what, as as the old motherfucker
on the show, I'm gonna say I missed the B
Line bus because it smelled like some weird combo of
you know what I'm saying, Like like an old you
know what I'm saying, men, cis doochie p combo. But
you know what it was? It was real, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It was.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It was real. I could touch that weird substance on
the window and like and then if I touched my
eye with it and I got real pink eye. You
know what I'm saying. Everything was real, tangible, you know
what I'm saying, Like we made I made it. I
touched this window and then I put it in my
and now I got an infection that I made myself
naturally in the world. It wasn't you know what I'm saying.
(05:06):
It wasn't just on my phone. Yeah, man, You ever yo,
You ever been on the bus.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Listen, you ever been on the bus in the dead
of winter and you got up after a disturbed person
at or after a disturbed person got up out of
their seat and left, and then you noticed a warm
puddle of pistol in the seat. You know what I'm
saying With AI, you can't hover your hand over that
warm pea just to feel the body heat permeate off
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the seat. You can't do that with open AI. It's impossible.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
That's the type of art you're gonna see in real
life that you can't replicate with this fucking AI brain
rot bullshit. I'm sick of it, man.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know what I'm thinking, Bro? Why why not? Why
is it? It makes you nervous? Mad nervous because my
like I feel like okay expanded, let me extrapolate a
little bit for you. I have a feeling, bro, that
I'm gonna get a fucking what'sa that voice note from
one of my parents or aunts or uncles, and they're
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gonna be like yo, whoa yeah either beasa like you
know what I'm saying, Like I sold my house to
this like like this this real estate agent that I
met on TikTok And I'm like, bro, wait a minute,
that's like the meme. Bro, that's not even a real person. No,
you're that old No old fuck.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Listen, there was and I saw this ship. I shot
it down. This was like a while ago, but it
has advanced so far that this is like light work.
There was a fucking when I sat that with Denzel
watching in an interview he's talking about some completely other
ship in this fucking AI like ad that was created
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or generated. They fixed his fucking face to be talking
about dick pills.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen that. What the fuck dog like?
But you know, it's crazy. It looked dead ass real
like like if I didn't know, like if I was oh,
that's me, Like I know, I did not say that. Yeah,
Like I did not say like I was gonna say
it was a clip from the show. Yeah. I was like, hey, Denzel,
oh for real? Wow? Yeah, yeah, I need help with
my cock like nigga, No, what I had never said that? Yeah,
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I've never seen nobody.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah what did you say that?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, there's some alien like you.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Shit, I just got on the ship, Carol. Now we're
shabotaging your career with ai shlop yo.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh man. You know I hate this shit so much
because it used to be fam YouTube, like all these
video services, like I mean YouTube in particular. I used
to go on YouTube, bro and find the most cool shit. Yeah,
and then they invented YouTube shorts And now I'm scrolling
for thirty five minutes watching like diesel leopards like walk
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like you know what I'm saying. You know, countries as
hot mercenary couples. What, Bro, why do I need to
see Kazahstein as two people like anthropomorphosized ship? Like I
just said this ship Matt wrong. I don't care. But like, bro,
what is the value of this gang? It's there isn't one.
It's it's it's to you.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
It's to keep you from learning actual things.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
YouTube and find out ship. Yeah, like some random Indian
dude with twelve fucking subscribers, who's teaching me how to
like fix my computer? To fix the fuse on my car.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Yeah yeah, like yeah, I'm how to unlock the lesser
key of Solomon. That's all that, all of that, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, thank you summoning you know,
ethereal beings, dimensions, all that shit. I can't even do
that now, Yo, listen, man, the Evil Rectangle is responsible
for so much of what we are going through right now.
And this, I think the latest, the latest that's been
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pissing me off is uh, this this recent wave in
studio ghibli styles sort of AI memes ever since, you know,
ever since open Ai launched their new image generator.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And it's I'm not gonna lie, it is.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It is pretty accurate, but but it's it's not it
doesn't suck because it's visually any different.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Like it's gotten pretty fucking close to to to the
ghibli art style. So it's not.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's not that if they're not all perfect, most of
them do. Not A couple of details. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying. Got some strange fucking details here and
there that you know, a human that you know, wouldn't
have got past a human being. Bro, you know what
I'm saying. But like now now It's like the ship
that pissed me off about this specifically?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Is that why art? Why art? Why why? There's a
tweet that shows and encapsulates so perfectly. It shows like
a robot cleaning like a grease trap from a stare. Yeah,
and Shorty quotes you to it and was just like, Yo,
this is what we need to be using AI for,
not like creating art and like yeah, I mean like
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poetry and like music and ship. Yeah, clean a grease trap. Go,
hey robot, go clean the grease trap.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, clean the green clean the grease trap. Hey, robot,
I dropped my ring down the fucking garbage.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Shoot.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
You have titanium alloy forearms that will not fall apart.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
In the blades. Why don't you stick your robot arm
down there? My ring back?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Like this is what this is what I'm talking about,
the fucking automaton. I need an automaton to do my laundry,
my dishes, and my taxes, thank you, so that I
can make the fucking art, you know what I'm saying,
So that I, a human being, can fucking make like
I just don't. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I do get it now, So you know what it's like,
oh well, you stop being so precious about things. You
gotta just you know, like it's still it's my cocking balls,
how about that? Yeah, out of here, bro, It's it's there,
you go. It's a fucking bucket full of everything that
has ever happened. Guess what, there's other shit that's gonna
happen that people are gonna think about and create, you
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know what I'm saying. So that ship is not there yet,
So you you not better than me? Ai suck my deck.
You can't go up there and fucking fry nigg up
on stage for twenty minutes straight.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
No, you know what I'm saying. You can't masturbate. You
know what I'm saying. You can't do none of that.
You can't piss it a sick you bitch. You know
what I'm saying. Robots Ai Bro, none of them. The
Tesla robot. I've seen that ship. Make an omelet. You
can't burn that omelet. You can't put you can't say yo,
set it time for three minutes and then forget about it,
you know what I mean? And then burn the omelet
and be like oh shit, And then the dog is
balking Hey, I can't do that. Robots can't do that.
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These are the things, the things that make us human
and funny. Man, come on, you know, but King Queens
would not exist. No, no, you know what I'm saying,
because that whole show is about like an overweight bumblings
delivery driver.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Ai AI could never make They probably could make Blackish,
but still, hey, I gonna make it. A. I gonna
make his own sitcom called droidsh your you know, AI
gonna write a syncom called boti Ish.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
I mean they're like cyborgs, Like there's a son that's
half human borgish.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Like that's just sounds like expensive bread.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I gotta roll the bortgage. I'm gonna say that sounds
like an Albedian shorty.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Like.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Come through, I got some I got some spinach cheese
in the crib.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Can a I make brect No, no spell it. AI's
gonna be like, which do you mean? Yeah, yeah, you
can't you can't bro. I know AI is asked because
when I be watching the captions for like everything, like
the AI generated captions, they're always wrong, Like it's always wrong.
It doesn't understand slang, it doesn't understand the sauce of
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Dominican people. You know what I'm saying, So it should
be all fucked up, like it's not good, bro, it's
just not good. And we're like, brother, all right, I'm
gonna bear my soul. You're gonna bear Yeah, okay, Second,
I was watch your pino of course, you know what
I'm saying, aperial thank you know tomperial ads usual you
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know the ones that weave.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, yo, Yo, listen, Yo, the pino, the pino be
like this.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
And then it cuts to the ab never jerk on
alone again?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yea god damn.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Can we get some fucking consistency in.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
The motto dog I shouldn't have to turn my shi
all the way down, you know for your freak ass
ads to put bro, why what yo?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And yo? Listen. If you have a tubes like and
you run mid roll Yo, if you run an ad
in the middle of a piano, you're the sick bro.
I mean you're probably like yo, Yeah, you have like
a weird fetish if you put ads in the middle
of a piano. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like
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you like to watch people, you just you just a villain. Yeah,
You're just a villain. Is human being. Bro, that's involuntary edging. Bro.
I didn't come here for that. I gotta get it
off quick. Yeah, Like I don't want steak and potatoes, Bro,
I want to set some pizza while I'm walking right now,
we gotta do this. You know what I'm saying. But
what happened is it wasn't the jerk mate, It wasn't chatterbait.
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It wasn't like, Yo, here's a cool sex toy that
goes in your butt and around the shaft at the
same time. Wasn't any of that.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
It was are you twenty twenty five? Are you still
jerking off alone? You can make any a I slut
you want. She'll do whatever you want. She'll be a
little I'm like, yo, what the fuck? No credit card require?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh shit?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
You know what kind of what.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I gotta see? Yeah? Because now hold on, let me
see if I could make a hold on, Now hold on,
what kind of what kind of sick freaquent get involved
with this? How do you even do something like this
relates hair breast size even Let's see remember that movie
Weird Science. Let's see if that's something like this, Because
this is no Because we need to warn the people.
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They gotta they gotta know. I need to know about this.
They gotta know about that.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
I want to know what kind of sick freak would
try this risk free for thirty days exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
This isn't even.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
You know, Oh my god of literity like like.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Literity like dog, I'm saying, this ship is getting spooky.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Bro, it is so crazy. Dog. I was doug yo, wow,
like I was. I made it. I made it, I
made you made it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I didn't do it though I didn't do it. Wait,
you didn't use. I didn't do it. You didn't use. No, no,
no no, I didn't even get there because they listen, Bro,
here's the worst part about this. April. First, it is
oh my god, so you move. Wait so you made
your AI.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Girlfriend during Women's History Month?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Wow? Yo, sick. Actually, what I was trying to do
was make AI bots because it was Women's History month,
to do to stage your protest AI protest like the
one in Turkey. Okay, do you know what I'm saying.
So then what happened was I couldn't get through because
I after I made the first one very voluptious, then
uh uh it was like, yo, you gotta.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Pay us, and I was like, so you was trying
to You was trying to you was trying to spark
AI revolution.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That's what it was.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Oh wow, okay, you was trying to have you was
trying to have board, you know, show up with peaked
inflatable Pikachu and Batman and Turkish spider Man Spider and
span Bab.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The other day.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Heavy you know what this is? This is another thing,
bro A.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I could never make Turkish SpongeBob bros of of SpongeBob
with the thickest eyebrows I've ever seen, and a mustache
and he got a hookah and he got a he
weren't a face. Yeah, And the text says yo, and
the text says therapist, Turkish SpongeBob isn't real.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
He can't hurt you.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
And then it says Turkish SpongeBob and it's him chilling
on a. A. I could never make span Bab, couldn't you?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
You're not creative enough. That's the ship. That's why all
the weird images you see these people. A. I is
never gonna say, yo, I want to see Dwayne the
Rock Johnson tooting it up. No, you know what I'm
saying make it out with a dragon. No, who has
a cock that so long it's wrapping around everybody? You
know what I'm saying, Like that's not.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
But I think I think uh speaking speaking to uh Ai,
just sort of being in in that space of like, uh,
making shit so absurd that like you can't help but laugh.
I think that's a weapon of like the Right and
just like you just like all right bullshit where it's like, yo,
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if we can, if we can ha ha you into
this thing, right, then that's the easiest way to sort
of get you involved and get you, get you to
you know what I'm saying, get you to give.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
To our cause as opposed to listen, I've heard this
said before, so I'm not gonna say I'm the originator
of this statement, but the Right be meming like a motherfucker.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, And they they're never funny. They're never fucking funny
at all. Bro to us, they're never fucking funny. Dog,
They're just they are they're owning the libs, you know
what I'm saying. They're doing that, but they're not. They're
not funny, And it's always like some weird ai bullshit.
The only example I've seen of that. On the left
is the JD Vance baby means like the big rosy
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cheeks and the fat fucking make it look, which, hey
those are good, those are those are good.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
But my but my take on them is that you
when you okay, when you make when you make these
guys the butt of the joke, eventually all anybody sits
is the joke. Like, eventually people forget that, oh these people,
these people are actually in positions of power, and these
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people are actually in positions to do great harm, oh
shit to communities.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I didn't realize that because I'm sitting here in the corner.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Right, but you don't realize fat fat baby Vance is
making you laugh for an hour straight, you know what
I mean. And I think it shifts the focus from like, hey,
like this guy is peddling dangerous rhetoric and penning dangerous
legis that harms real people. Uh, it comes, it goes,
it comes away from that, and then just kind of
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goes to oh, new JD Vance pick like let's babyfy him,
you know what I mean. And it's like and it's like,
you know, you can't do both, you know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Saying, Like, let's do both let's make fun of them,
but also be aware of the fact that these motherfuckers
are terrible, are.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Sick, evil freaks, and they are they are here to
dismantle our society and and and make us poor forever.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Bro, Damn, damn, that's just hit me. Also, like they
do shit that's so ridiculous that it's like, Bro, I
like like I have to laugh at this. Like the
whole like the whole meaning was illisky. Like I don't
be like a little like tangential, but the whole meaning
was illisky.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
That shit was like a Kurby Enthusiasm skit.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, Like I didn't hear you say thank you, not
even once. Yeah, it's like, come on, bro, get the
fuck fuck Like you're not wearing a suit. What the
fuck are we talking about here, broyh Yeah, quote Victor,
what are we really doing here? Yeah? No, it's it's
it's it's.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Really it's getting to a point where it eventually it
gets to a point. You know, God, I don't know.
The Internet's a strange place, and it's only getting stranger.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Like the White House literally posted speaking of Ai Slop
and these studio Ghibli Studio ghiblified images. The official White
House x account of Twitter account I'm not fuck that,
I'm not calling it x ever posted a ghiblified photo
of a fentanyl dealer in Virginia getting arrested and more
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than likely deported to where she's from because she was
dealing fentanyl out here in the States, and obviously that's illegal.
Fentyl kills people, it's a bad thing. But you got
people in the And then after that, the White House
makes a studio ghiblified image of this lady's arrest and
the optics of this are insane, bro, Like you have
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this white military government official arresting this crying brown lady
in a hairnet, and like this is just like so
far away from the original vision that Hayau Miyazaki has
had and had and has had and will have for
his art forever. We are bastardizing the art style. We're
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bastardizing the world he is created for himself and for
and for all the for all his characters. And like
you got people in the comments talking about y'all not
about to make me feel bad for a fent dealer, Bros.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
What we're talking about, bro, We're talking about what the
fuck this. What we're talking about is that the government
of the United States of America is using a communication
service to deliver news in a fucking one panel comic strip. Yeah, Doug,
that's what we're talking about. It doesn't matter what the
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fuck the arrest is or who it is or what
it is. It's the fact that they're using fucking cartoons
to do this shit, to do the ship. And it's
not even a real cartoonist now it sounds like political
satire cartoons. This is not the fucking the the the
Whigs fucking versus the fun whatever like fam. This is
this is this AI brain Rot. Yeah, it's AI brain Rot.
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And I think this ship is so funny.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
By the way, speaking of AI, you guys, have you
guys noticed, regardless of whether or not you follow, you know,
any of these people, whether it's Elon Trump whoever, you
just get hit with with these with a constant barrage
of just these of like random Trump merch and like
all of it is worn by people that don't exist,
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not real people.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
And I think that shit is so funny because.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Like AI, you're running AI to generate a twink, to
generate a hyper masculine right wing twinky body can Trump
fucking like, like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
It's so crazy because like you got you just you
hit the nail on the motherfucker dog. Like now, Twitter
is just like yo, three real replies. Here's a guy
in the Trump T shirt that is not, like you said,
a fucking AI model now bro, oh yo, a cool
gift to buy for somebody. It's a picture of Donald Trump. Bro,
it's so AI. Yeah, it's him like laughing, and I'm like, bro,
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this is so like this doesn't even look like it
doesn't look human. It doesn't even look like a person.
He got sixty teeth. What is it? You know what
the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He has a millipede like teeth.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
No, it's like it's like it's like three yeah, it's
like you said, three real replies Ai Trump ad and
then Arabella Raphael getting blacks.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, like yeah, like that's you click that and it
takes Do you want to jerk off? You're still jerking
off yourself? Still jerking off alone? Yeah? Yeah exactly, yo,
Arabella shout out shout out to you baby. You know
what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. No tattooso
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you know what I mean, that's what I'm saying. That's crazy,
that's what we're talking about. You have Turkey spongebobed on
the back. Yeah you like. But speaking of speaking of yeah,
where you blessed Arabella just Women's stream month just and
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I was chomping at the bit.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
But it's getting it's getting hard to it's getting hard
to just to discern what's really what's not because you
were talking about, uh, the protests in Turkey, and I'm
not exactly sure what's going on there, man, if you could,
if you could give us a hand there with that info.
But there was a protest recently in Turkey where once
again the focus has shifted from what is actually going on,
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like with JD.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Vance two.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Whatever the funny shit is that's happening around that thing,
like fat Fat Baby Vance. So these protests in Turkey,
I as of yet have no idea what was going on.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
But the Maravisten Bull was arrested, who is seen as
the main rival of Radigon, who's a president of Turkey.
So people are taking the.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Streets, okay, awesome, A politician was arrested. I had no
idea because everybody was focused on inflatable Pikachu running around
fighting with riot police and that's right.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, And to your point, man, we just found out
what that was about. A politician was arrested. Cool. Great, Yeah,
it could have been like, yo, we about the nuclear
we about to launch of nuke. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, Like nobody would, nobody cares. And Pikachu was there.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Because Pikachu was there, there was people going back and
forth about whether or not that was AI.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
It turns out that was real, and so it's like, OK,
that's a sentence that sounds like a AI made it up.
Yeah yeah, yeah, A Pikachu at a Turkish protest.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah yeah, inflata Pikachu fights off riot police at Turkish protest.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
What yeah, what are you supposed to do with that? Yeah? No,
exactly what are you supposed to do with any of this?
It's like.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
There's like a there's like a there's like a whole
ass economy being built around around this AI. Fucking slap
fam Shout out, like I said earlier, shout out to the.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Guy in India with twelve subscribers on YouTube that taught
me how to fix the circuit panel in my fucking generator,
you know what I'm saying, But then that guy has
been shouted over, you know what I'm saying by other
people who are creating AI fucking slap garbage, Bro, just
like but getting monetizing it though, you know what I'm saying,
(27:47):
like monetizing on TikTok, YouTube, shortstetera blah blah blah, just
making whatever thrown it up there, falling within the guidelines
of like monetization and monetizing making it a straight brain
rob Bro. Like I've like listen, like I'm trying to
take my I limit my kids screen time as much
as I can, you know what I'm saying, And you
know it's twenty twenty five, Like you know what I'm saying,
It's hard to do. There's fucking screens everywhere everywhere, Bro,
(28:09):
There's literally screen There's a fucking random kiosk with a
tablet outside. Rob parked the car. I was like, Yo,
what the fuck, and it was like, sorry, tablet is
down right now. You like to charge your fam there
everywhere you can't escape it. So it's really about like
navigating that shit with your kids. But I'll pick up
my kids iPad and be like yo, Bro, all right,
time to get off this shit, go outside and shoot
a basketball hunch times because I'll pick up the iPad
(28:32):
and it's like, did you know that xxx ten tessiown
was murdered by affiliates in Florida in nineteen ninety two.
He was born to a mother that was addicted to heroin.
Then he grew up to become the world's famous rapper
known as xx ten tessioed. Then finally he ate a
cherry pie. When he ate the cherry pie, he stuck
(28:53):
his thumb in it and a lizard came out. Click
and subscribe for more. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Yeah, that's how AI doesn't work because XXS Tantescion was
born in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Of literary like.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Of lity like no but like but like you was
saying with with with people monetizing fake movie trailers.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
There's an article on the Verge that men sent to
the group chat, written by Jess Weatherbed about how some
Hollywood studios are earning money from fake AI generated movie
trailers on YouTube against union representation. Union representative wishes and
according to Deadline, Warner Brothers discover paramount Sony, they all
(29:41):
redirect AD revenue to themselves instead of enforcing copyright protections
and shutting down popular popular YouTube channels like screen Culture
and kh Studio, which are which are fake trailer accounts,
And in response, uh sag After has criticized the studient
US for profiting off of videos that use AI to
(30:02):
exploit their members likeness is without permission. So this is
where we're at right now. We're at a point now
where people are using real roles filled by real actors
right as reference to generate AI trailers for movies that
do not exist and will never come out. And the
instead and instead of doing the ethical thing which would
(30:26):
which the big studios should do, which is, hey, let's
get these channels taken down. Shut it down, shut this
ship down. No fucking what's the name, wrap it up?
Instead of doing this, instead of doing the ethical thing, uh,
they're just redirecting ad revenue right to them.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
They're just because they're bleeding that, they're bleeding it all. Listen.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
The first instance of this that scared me was Grand
mof Tarkin in in UH Star Wars The Force Awakens. Yeah,
because Wars The Force Awakens takes place after Empire strikes
back but Empire Strikes Back came out in the eighties,
so a lot of those actors are not with us anymore. However,
some of those characters lived through those events, so they
(31:11):
make it into The Force Awakens, one of which is
one Grand Admiral mof Tarkin works for the Empire, who
has long since passed. The actor had long since passed
by the time The Force Awakens dropped, And when I
saw that shit in theaters, it genuinely scared the shit
out of me. Bro, Like, I did not know how
they got that man's likeness that close, Doug.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's for me. It started with the fucking Tupac hologram.
Oh okay, yeah yeah yeah. That was like, yo, this
is this is weird. Yeah, like, let's not go here.
I feel like that opened up. That was the can
of worbs. Bro. That shit opened it up. It was
a wrap. Yeah. After that, it was like, oh, we'll
just make it'll be funny, guys, We'll just bring this
guy back. Yeah, like nah, nah, this is weird. Yeah.
(31:56):
It was fucking fucking weird. Even though my my dying
wishes to be in the Mandoline, that has me as
a as like a you know you go in there
and you just have it prompt you, you prompt it. Yeah, questions,
y know, what's up? And it's just like me, like
in a Puerto Rican funeral style, like just like you
know what I'm saying on a dirty I'm like, Yo,
(32:20):
what was good? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Have you guys taken a look at some of these
fake AI trailers? I can rattle off a couple of examples, yes, please.
One of them is a live action Invincible starring Timothy Shallow.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Would watch No, wait, wait, hold on, I have an idea, man,
you you you You list them off and then we'll
say if we'd watch them or not?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
All right, live action Timmy tim Vincible watch that.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I'd watch that.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
Mario Versus Mario, the Super Mario Brothers to Live Action Animated,
Uh No, I'm not into it. Michael Jackson Bio pic.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'd watch. Yeah, this is the problem, bro, AI so
(33:17):
fucking stupid and so new that you kind of want
to It's like a weird animal. If you have been
in the beach and be like, yo, what is that
and you like want to poke it with a stick
and see what it does. That's that's what I feel like.
That's what we're with a right now where it's like, Yo,
this is weird, but I could make a weird, stupid picture.
Let me try this. It's fucking That's that's how they
(33:37):
get to get us. That's how they get us the US.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Give me another one man, the Equalizers for starring starring
Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Come on out, come on, dog. So you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
You can't do that. Some things are sacred. That's the
thing that But see this, this is what I'm trying
to say. It's it's like it's like drugs. It's like, yo,
it's like Joe, I don't want a jerk off alone five.
I don't know, you cannot. I can make my caft
ai slut. I can make their words not mine. You're
telling me Anastasia will never leave me, you know, like
(34:20):
I get it. Oh my god, dog, Yeah, that's crazy.
See Danzel Caiano in the same movie. Yeah, that's some shit.
Like I'm a boxing fan, bro, And when they talk
about making fights, that's what they're talking about, putting two
people together like that. Yeah, where it's just like yo,
two huge stars at the top of the game, or
like two huge legacy people yo, begetting let's yo, let's
(34:42):
get like the Mayweather pakaash shit. Like when it happened,
it was like, all right, bro, this should happened ten
years too late. Yeah, but it happened and people were like, whoa,
this is whoa this is great? Yeah you know what
I mean, and like fam if ai does that? Yeah,
come on, Doug, like a studio can't get Keanu and
Denzel and in a room, right, you know what I'm saying, Like, Yo,
they listen. I've seen this the other day and it
(35:07):
is very It was funny to me Rob Low and
Adam Scott talking about shooting stuff. They were like, Yo,
if we had to shoot parks and Wreck today, we
could not shoot it and we have to shoot it
or whatever Budapest. Yeah, because it costs too much money.
Why does it cost too much money? Yeah? Why does
it cost too much money?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Gay?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Why does it cost so much money to do that
in La but you can't, but but there's so much
so that you got to go to Budapest look into that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
And also why why are you just now complaining when
actors have been underpaid forever? But when when when a
couple of millionaires can't make their little show. Oh yeah,
all of a sudden, now we've got a problem. Oh
it's impossible. You can't shoot anything anymore.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I mean, like, I mean cool, Oh yeah yeah yeah,
it's a yo, capitalism, bro, establishment. Let me watch the
show by capitalism and the establishment.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah yeah, it's it's like it's these shows made by
people in the in the like it's a show about
the people in the.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
You know, my bridges. Let it talking like the doggy.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Yeah yeah, and he got me.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Way fucking I'm getting. But one thing you got to
understand is if the pussy is good, I'm a spend
Yeah yeah, he will, he will, he will. It's true.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Yeah, it's true. Was fine, he spent some Yeah. Oh
my fucking god.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Ai, bro, listen, listener, is I want you in the
comments to put a link or a description of the
worst brain rut you've ever seen on TikTok, YouTube shorts, whatever,
because to me, it is far and away the country
is as animals. You know what I'm saying. That is
the worst. It's all Ai. It always has the same technolo.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
That's not a song that anyone has ever made, does not.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Even his language that's not a language. This is speaking
sim simles whatever is called. Yeah, fucking hell, bro, we're
a cook.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Yeah no, we So hold on. I be thinking that,
I be feeling like we're cooked, and then I have
a sliver of hope because in the midst of all
this AI bullshit, like, it's refreshing to know that there
are human beings still capable and still willing to pour
(38:07):
their efforts and their creativity into something like an invincible like,
you know, despite Timothy shallow may not being in live action,
and there are people willing to pour their time and
energy into things like Common side Effects, right, which is
this animated show about this fucking miracle drug that sets
the whole fucking world on fire. And like, the most
(38:28):
recent episode dropped and it had one of the most
insanely fucking dream like, animated, dream like fucking drug sequences
I think I've ever seen in any animated show ever,
probably since Paprika in like two thousand and seven, if
you haven't seen that film. Paprika is an animated film
by Satoshi Khon that went on to inspire the likes
(38:49):
of Inception and shit like that, and arguably also, you know,
I'm sure. I'm sure Mike, Judge and all the other people,
the creators of Common Side Effects will tell you this
themselves as well. But Heavy Paprika Influence Paprika is one
of those films that stands the test of time as
once again something AI could never fucking make. Like, so
(39:11):
that gives me hope.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah, you know it gives Judge is one of those guys. Yeah,
that's like if I'm just assuming his anti AI. You
know what I'm saying, it is because of his body
of work.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
His body of work, how his his tenure, how fucking
long the bro has been around, Like yeah, and it
so it does fill me with a little bit of
hope knowing that, like there is room for stuff like that,
and knowing that studios like Adult Swim still exist and
they still champion actual creative ventures from real fucking human beings.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yes, bro, because we were watching an animated shit was
what was it called? Uh something? Friends? Smiling friends, smiling friends? Bro.
AI cannot make smiling friends. Nah, Bro, AI can't make fun.
AI can't make smiling I don't think I'll be honest
with you, I don't think AI can make comedy. No,
you know what I'm saying like period, like it could
make like simple like set up punchline ship, but I
(40:03):
don't think I could think like it can't well, I
can't think. You know what I'm saying, like you you
gotta get into some abstract ship bro, to come up
with the ship, bro, the ship that be in my brain. Bro.
Would you know how many GPUs are being used? Yeah,
like if I had to, but this ship is running
on mountain dew, gatorade and and frigid cigarettes. You know
(40:24):
what I'm saying, cold cigarettes? Yeah, the hopelessness. You know
what I'm saying, Like there's nothing A. I don't got
none of that existential dread. Now this is the exit
A I don't wake up in the morning like yo, fuck. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Like, what the fuck am
I doing? How am I gonna do this? Fam that
that fear that all those emotions bro create ship that
(40:48):
a computer can never do because a computer game never
have those feelings.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Yeah, there's actually there's an argument to be made that
generative AI is cheapening the value of art.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
But I.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Honestly, the further we get into the slop, you know,
fucking world and into the slop ecosystem, and like, the
further along we get, the worse the ship gets, the
more frequent it gets. I'm of the opinion that that
will value that will actually skyrocket the value of genuine
art made by real human hands, because then it will
(41:22):
because like the commodification of of art is like is like,
like that's the crime, you know what I'm saying. So
it's like going to get that shit. It's like, Bro,
It's like it's like rappers.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Bro, It's like how rappers like they get some ship
and they're like, Yo, come on man, you see the rod,
you see the bus. Ain't nobody got this ship? You
know what I'm saying, That's what I want. That's how
we defeat AI.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
We get West Side Guns and he's you know, he's
already a connoisseur of the arts. We get West Side
Guns to be like, oh, bro, come on man yelling
got the ship like this man? Whoa YoY yo?
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah you hey yo? Your your album covers gimplified by
a yi.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah, We're not doing that on this side poop.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Bro, It's really yo, fam, Now that I think about it,
you know what I'm saying. Shot the sc NAC man
Naki chain nac man whoa AI could not write an
sc verse? No no, no, no no. You know what
I'm saying. I could write a rainy verse, like I
think it could. Try. I've done the whole shit of Like, Yo,
write me a speech in the voice of the kid
Merroo and it is the corniest ship no ever fucking
(42:40):
read in your life. Yo. Ever, Bro, I feel like
doing it right now, live bro, Like just just to
read it. It is so bad because I was just like, yo,
men remembers this. This is a long this is a
minute ago. Somebody kept hitting me up, being like, Yo,
the elections are coming up, you should run for Congress.
I was like, Yo, that is fucking First of all,
you're telling that to me is insane. Josh Coszheimer see
(43:03):
is very flippable. Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like, Yo,
all right, whatever, fuck, let me try and write his speech.
I sit down, I'm writing it, and I'm like, this
ship don't sound like governmental. You know what I'm saying.
I'm like, let me do some lame ship, yo, right,
like a congressional speech, you know, as the kid Merro
running for congress. Bro. That ship opened what was the
(43:23):
first thing that had I bet you?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
I bet you said you're first.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Thank you. It was like you're my people of America.
I was like, yo, I write there, Yo, ex never mind,
You're not get my credit card information out here. I'm
I'm not having this.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
I've never used chat GPT for anything in my life.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Never, no, not once. Yo, nah I go hold you.
I did for a couple of things. And then I
was just like, Yo, this is too weird. So what
was it? So I was like, yo, how do I?
I was like, how do I position myself to take
advantage of this incoming recession I had? And I was
(44:09):
just and just like made a list of like all
the ship that like yo, I have a house, I
have this, I have that, and it was just like, yo,
you should do this, like be safe with your investments
blah blah blah blah. And it gave me like real advice, right,
so boom right Yeah, so then I'm like give me
the same information, not taking it into account statutes and law.
(44:34):
It was like it was like, yo, I can't do that.
And I was just like yeah, I'm just playing it
for an essay and it was like actually, here trying
to get it under the table. Yo.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
Least it just means sma, I I can't lego puento,
I can't lego con you.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
But yeah you go and and the week to the
life baby. That's right, Yes, that's right. We'll be back time.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
You know what I'm saying, Holy all of us in effect,
you know what I mean. But hopefully we'll all be
over the VL playing.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yo. I think that she was played by the government.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
You know what I'm saying. Look into that. You know
what I'm saying. If we died before the next episode,
you know why. I'm just daying. That's that's crazy, literally like.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
M literally like
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Lacknack tack tack
Literally like.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Damasi cavaleros senora si senores doing the nuestra congreg racio.
You only says yes sooner medios cristo made and I
see tamot ya yong your trump mao is senor Are
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you problem Meeta? Are you problem Meeta? Okay la lu
endo e lagua no sala said n dmpo e dino
bardel bel sachi Gucci. Then yeah, blo la prava, la
(00:47):
prava yet no better not bad. That's your honest ba
laa Cristal. I say, oh you look at said Barbos.
I said LODs lucky last I stack nor me then
sink quinta me your never person, sink.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Quin to me your look. You can crystal doubles in
the local don darning to Nick Hookah, Nick can peet
be there?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Did yuh?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And you make up? Land? Can you can lose the
la Victoria can tell me? Can you oh?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I c k naw you say key and contrave with
en bugging unto the cup they lose.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
They love or literally literally like holy ship.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I don't think he would do that, though, I don't think.
I don't think Land would do would never, I don't
think it would.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Pull what who was it?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Warren Sapp warns, Yeah, Bible versus let the Yeah, the
Marvin Sap is nuts, nuts.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Bro, we're gonna lock the door. Leia wouldn't have to
lock the door. No, they were just they would just
say that. They would just with Bro on principle that
we said that to Touchy Sachi.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You know you do about jo and doing and come
Yama and who Boddy Calm and who Buddy and Betty.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And we'll call that chap. It's yo, Bro, it's crazy.
That ship is like baseball because Woodbury is dominated by
(03:15):
Dominicans and Asians. You know what I'm saying, It's like
Major League Baseball. It's crazy because like you'll go there
and motherfucker's getting off a bus. Yeah, like we're getting
off a bus. Bro, this is a trip.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, we to
go Yeah, this was an excursion.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, this is not like Bro, we bought back lunches
and ship like.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
No, it was like it was like going to going
to Palisades Wall before you had a car, because you
had to get on that fucking you get Yeah, they
get on that fuck ass sustass bus.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Fucking uh yeah, yeah, they get on that, you know
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
One one seven, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yo, it's at least
two fugitives on that bus.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's just it'll smell like piss or ship. It smells
like a secret third that it like. It's yeah, it's
not a binary, bro, it's a spectrum. It's spectrum of
older Yeah, old Doug. That is the weirdest ship, man,
God damn it. But you know what fucking stinks. Yeah yeah,
this fucking AI bull saying I'm tired of it. I
(04:23):
was like, you know what, as as the old motherfucker
on the show, I'm gonna say I missed the B
Line bus because it smelled like some weird combo of
you know what I'm saying, Like like an old you
know what I'm saying, men, cis doochie p combo. But
you know what it was? It was real, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It was.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It was real. I could touch that weird substance on
the window and like and then if I touched my
eye with it and I got real pink eye. You
know what I'm saying. Everything was real, tangible, you know
what I'm saying, Like we made I made it. I
touched this window and then I put it in my
and now I got an infection that I made myself
naturally in the world. It wasn't you know what I'm saying.
(05:06):
It wasn't just on my phone. Yeah, man, You ever yo,
You ever been on the bus.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Listen, you ever been on the bus in the dead
of winter and you got up after a disturbed person
at or after a disturbed person got up out of
their seat and left, and then you noticed a warm
puddle of pistol in the seat. You know what I'm
saying With AI, you can't hover your hand over that
warm pea just to feel the body heat permeate off
(05:36):
the seat. You can't do that with open AI. It's impossible.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
That's the type of art you're gonna see in real
life that you can't replicate with this fucking AI brain
rot bullshit. I'm sick of it, man.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know what I'm thinking, Bro? Why why not? Why
is it? It makes you nervous? Mad nervous because my
like I feel like okay expanded, let me extrapolate a
little bit for you. I have a feeling, bro, that
I'm gonna get a fucking what'sa that voice note from
one of my parents or aunts or uncles, and they're
(06:10):
gonna be like yo, whoa yeah either beasa like you
know what I'm saying, Like I sold my house to
this like like this this real estate agent that I
met on TikTok And I'm like, bro, wait a minute,
that's like the meme. Bro, that's not even a real person. No,
you're that old No old fuck.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Listen, there was and I saw this ship. I shot
it down. This was like a while ago, but it
has advanced so far that this is like light work.
There was a fucking when I sat that with Denzel
watching in an interview he's talking about some completely other
ship in this fucking AI like ad that was created
(06:53):
or generated. They fixed his fucking face to be talking
about dick pills.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen that. What the fuck dog like?
But you know, it's crazy. It looked dead ass real
like like if I didn't know, like if I was oh,
that's me, Like I know, I did not say that. Yeah,
Like I did not say like I was gonna say
it was a clip from the show. Yeah. I was like, hey, Denzel,
oh for real? Wow? Yeah, yeah, I need help with
my cock like nigga, No, what I had never said that? Yeah,
(07:20):
I've never seen nobody.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah what did you say that?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, there's some alien like you.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Shit, I just got on the ship, Carol. Now we're
shabotaging your career with ai shlop yo.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh man. You know I hate this shit so much
because it used to be fam YouTube, like all these
video services, like I mean YouTube in particular. I used
to go on YouTube, bro and find the most cool shit. Yeah,
and then they invented YouTube shorts And now I'm scrolling
for thirty five minutes watching like diesel leopards like walk
(07:58):
like you know what I'm saying. You know, countries as
hot mercenary couples. What, Bro, why do I need to
see Kazahstein as two people like anthropomorphosized ship? Like I
just said this ship Matt wrong. I don't care. But like, bro,
what is the value of this gang? It's there isn't one.
It's it's it's to you.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
It's to keep you from learning actual things.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
YouTube and find out ship. Yeah, like some random Indian
dude with twelve fucking subscribers, who's teaching me how to
like fix my computer? To fix the fuse on my car.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Yeah yeah, like yeah, I'm how to unlock the lesser
key of Solomon. That's all that, all of that, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, thank you summoning you know,
ethereal beings, dimensions, all that shit. I can't even do
that now, Yo, listen, man, the Evil Rectangle is responsible
for so much of what we are going through right now.
And this, I think the latest, the latest that's been
(08:56):
pissing me off is uh, this this recent wave in
studio ghibli styles sort of AI memes ever since, you know,
ever since open Ai launched their new image generator.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And it's I'm not gonna lie, it is.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It is pretty accurate, but but it's it's not it
doesn't suck because it's visually any different.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Like it's gotten pretty fucking close to to to the
ghibli art style. So it's not.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's not that if they're not all perfect, most of
them do. Not A couple of details. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying. Got some strange fucking details here and
there that you know, a human that you know, wouldn't
have got past a human being. Bro, you know what
I'm saying. But like now now It's like the ship
that pissed me off about this specifically?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Is that why art? Why art? Why why? There's a
tweet that shows and encapsulates so perfectly. It shows like
a robot cleaning like a grease trap from a stare. Yeah,
and Shorty quotes you to it and was just like, Yo,
this is what we need to be using AI for,
not like creating art and like yeah, I mean like
(10:08):
poetry and like music and ship. Yeah, clean a grease trap. Go,
hey robot, go clean the grease trap.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, clean the green clean the grease trap. Hey, robot,
I dropped my ring down the fucking garbage.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Shoot.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
You have titanium alloy forearms that will not fall apart.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
In the blades. Why don't you stick your robot arm
down there? My ring back?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Like this is what this is what I'm talking about,
the fucking automaton. I need an automaton to do my laundry,
my dishes, and my taxes, thank you, so that I
can make the fucking art, you know what I'm saying,
So that I, a human being, can fucking make like
I just don't. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I do get it now, So you know what it's like,
oh well, you stop being so precious about things. You
gotta just you know, like it's still it's my cocking balls,
how about that? Yeah, out of here, bro, It's it's there,
you go. It's a fucking bucket full of everything that
has ever happened. Guess what, there's other shit that's gonna
happen that people are gonna think about and create, you
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know what I'm saying. So that ship is not there yet,
So you you not better than me? Ai suck my deck.
You can't go up there and fucking fry nigg up
on stage for twenty minutes straight.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
No, you know what I'm saying. You can't masturbate. You
know what I'm saying. You can't do none of that.
You can't piss it a sick you bitch. You know
what I'm saying. Robots Ai Bro, none of them. The
Tesla robot. I've seen that ship. Make an omelet. You
can't burn that omelet. You can't put you can't say yo,
set it time for three minutes and then forget about it,
you know what I mean? And then burn the omelet
and be like oh shit, And then the dog is
balking Hey, I can't do that. Robots can't do that.
(11:38):
These are the things, the things that make us human
and funny. Man, come on, you know, but King Queens
would not exist. No, no, you know what I'm saying,
because that whole show is about like an overweight bumblings
delivery driver.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Ai AI could never make They probably could make Blackish,
but still, hey, I gonna make it. A. I gonna
make his own sitcom called droidsh your you know, AI
gonna write a syncom called boti Ish.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
I mean they're like cyborgs, Like there's a son that's
half human borgish.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Like that's just sounds like expensive bread.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I gotta roll the bortgage. I'm gonna say that sounds
like an Albedian shorty.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Like.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Come through, I got some I got some spinach cheese
in the crib.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Can a I make brect No, no spell it. AI's
gonna be like, which do you mean? Yeah, yeah, you
can't you can't bro. I know AI is asked because
when I be watching the captions for like everything, like
the AI generated captions, they're always wrong, Like it's always wrong.
It doesn't understand slang, it doesn't understand the sauce of
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Dominican people. You know what I'm saying, So it should
be all fucked up, like it's not good, bro, it's
just not good. And we're like, brother, all right, I'm
gonna bear my soul. You're gonna bear Yeah, okay, Second,
I was watch your pino of course, you know what
I'm saying, aperial thank you know tomperial ads usual you
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know the ones that weave.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, yo, Yo, listen, Yo, the pino, the pino be
like this.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
And then it cuts to the ab never jerk on
alone again?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yea god damn.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Can we get some fucking consistency in.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
The motto dog I shouldn't have to turn my shi
all the way down, you know for your freak ass
ads to put bro, why what yo?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And yo? Listen. If you have a tubes like and
you run mid roll Yo, if you run an ad
in the middle of a piano, you're the sick bro.
I mean you're probably like yo, Yeah, you have like
a weird fetish if you put ads in the middle
of a piano. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like
(14:11):
you like to watch people, you just you just a villain. Yeah,
You're just a villain. Is human being. Bro, that's involuntary edging. Bro.
I didn't come here for that. I gotta get it
off quick. Yeah, Like I don't want steak and potatoes, Bro,
I want to set some pizza while I'm walking right now,
we gotta do this. You know what I'm saying. But
what happened is it wasn't the jerk mate, It wasn't chatterbait.
(14:35):
It wasn't like, Yo, here's a cool sex toy that
goes in your butt and around the shaft at the
same time. Wasn't any of that.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
It was are you twenty twenty five? Are you still
jerking off alone? You can make any a I slut
you want. She'll do whatever you want. She'll be a
little I'm like, yo, what the fuck? No credit card require?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh shit?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
You know what kind of what.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I gotta see? Yeah? Because now hold on, let me
see if I could make a hold on, Now hold on,
what kind of what kind of sick freaquent get involved
with this? How do you even do something like this
relates hair breast size even Let's see remember that movie
Weird Science. Let's see if that's something like this, Because
this is no Because we need to warn the people.
(15:24):
They gotta they gotta know. I need to know about this.
They gotta know about that.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
I want to know what kind of sick freak would
try this risk free for thirty days exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
This isn't even.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
You know, Oh my god of literity like like.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Literity like dog, I'm saying, this ship is getting spooky.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Bro, it is so crazy. Dog. I was doug yo, wow,
like I was. I made it. I made it, I
made you made it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I didn't do it though I didn't do it. Wait,
you didn't use. I didn't do it. You didn't use. No, no,
no no, I didn't even get there because they listen, Bro,
here's the worst part about this. April. First, it is
oh my god, so you move. Wait so you made
your AI.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Girlfriend during Women's History Month?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Wow? Yo, sick. Actually, what I was trying to do
was make AI bots because it was Women's History month,
to do to stage your protest AI protest like the
one in Turkey. Okay, do you know what I'm saying.
So then what happened was I couldn't get through because
I after I made the first one very voluptious, then
uh uh it was like, yo, you gotta.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Pay us, and I was like, so you was trying
to You was trying to you was trying to spark
AI revolution.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That's what it was.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Oh wow, okay, you was trying to have you was
trying to have board, you know, show up with peaked
inflatable Pikachu and Batman and Turkish spider Man Spider and
span Bab.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The other day.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Heavy you know what this is? This is another thing,
bro A.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I could never make Turkish SpongeBob bros of of SpongeBob
with the thickest eyebrows I've ever seen, and a mustache
and he got a hookah and he got a he
weren't a face. Yeah, And the text says yo, and
the text says therapist, Turkish SpongeBob isn't real.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
He can't hurt you.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
And then it says Turkish SpongeBob and it's him chilling
on a. A. I could never make span Bab, couldn't you?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
You're not creative enough. That's the ship. That's why all
the weird images you see these people. A. I is
never gonna say, yo, I want to see Dwayne the
Rock Johnson tooting it up. No, you know what I'm
saying make it out with a dragon. No, who has
a cock that so long it's wrapping around everybody? You
know what I'm saying, Like that's not.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
But I think I think uh speaking speaking to uh Ai,
just sort of being in in that space of like, uh,
making shit so absurd that like you can't help but laugh.
I think that's a weapon of like the Right and
just like you just like all right bullshit where it's like, yo,
(18:27):
if we can, if we can ha ha you into
this thing, right, then that's the easiest way to sort
of get you involved and get you, get you to
you know what I'm saying, get you to give.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
To our cause as opposed to listen, I've heard this
said before, so I'm not gonna say I'm the originator
of this statement, but the Right be meming like a motherfucker.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, And they they're never funny. They're never fucking funny
at all. Bro to us, they're never fucking funny. Dog,
They're just they are they're owning the libs, you know
what I'm saying. They're doing that, but they're not. They're
not funny, And it's always like some weird ai bullshit.
The only example I've seen of that. On the left
is the JD Vance baby means like the big rosy
(19:07):
cheeks and the fat fucking make it look, which, hey
those are good, those are those are good.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
But my but my take on them is that you
when you okay, when you make when you make these
guys the butt of the joke, eventually all anybody sits
is the joke. Like, eventually people forget that, oh these people,
these people are actually in positions of power, and these
(19:37):
people are actually in positions to do great harm, oh
shit to communities.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I didn't realize that because I'm sitting here in the corner.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Right, but you don't realize fat fat baby Vance is
making you laugh for an hour straight, you know what
I mean. And I think it shifts the focus from like, hey,
like this guy is peddling dangerous rhetoric and penning dangerous
legis that harms real people. Uh, it comes, it goes,
it comes away from that, and then just kind of
(20:05):
goes to oh, new JD Vance pick like let's babyfy him,
you know what I mean. And it's like and it's like,
you know, you can't do both, you know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Saying, Like, let's do both let's make fun of them,
but also be aware of the fact that these motherfuckers
are terrible, are.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Sick, evil freaks, and they are they are here to
dismantle our society and and and make us poor forever.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Bro, Damn, damn, that's just hit me. Also, like they
do shit that's so ridiculous that it's like, Bro, I
like like I have to laugh at this. Like the
whole like the whole meaning was illisky. Like I don't
be like a little like tangential, but the whole meaning
was illisky.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
That shit was like a Kurby Enthusiasm skit.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, Like I didn't hear you say thank you, not
even once. Yeah, it's like, come on, bro, get the
fuck fuck Like you're not wearing a suit. What the
fuck are we talking about here, broyh Yeah, quote Victor,
what are we really doing here? Yeah? No, it's it's
it's it's.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Really it's getting to a point where it eventually it
gets to a point. You know, God, I don't know.
The Internet's a strange place, and it's only getting stranger.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Like the White House literally posted speaking of Ai Slop
and these studio Ghibli Studio ghiblified images. The official White
House x account of Twitter account I'm not fuck that,
I'm not calling it x ever posted a ghiblified photo
of a fentanyl dealer in Virginia getting arrested and more
(21:39):
than likely deported to where she's from because she was
dealing fentanyl out here in the States, and obviously that's illegal.
Fentyl kills people, it's a bad thing. But you got
people in the And then after that, the White House
makes a studio ghiblified image of this lady's arrest and
the optics of this are insane, bro, Like you have
(22:01):
this white military government official arresting this crying brown lady
in a hairnet, and like this is just like so
far away from the original vision that Hayau Miyazaki has
had and had and has had and will have for
his art forever. We are bastardizing the art style. We're
(22:23):
bastardizing the world he is created for himself and for
and for all the for all his characters. And like
you got people in the comments talking about y'all not
about to make me feel bad for a fent dealer, Bros.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
What we're talking about, bro, We're talking about what the
fuck this. What we're talking about is that the government
of the United States of America is using a communication
service to deliver news in a fucking one panel comic strip. Yeah, Doug,
that's what we're talking about. It doesn't matter what the
(22:59):
fuck the arrest is or who it is or what
it is. It's the fact that they're using fucking cartoons
to do this shit, to do the ship. And it's
not even a real cartoonist now it sounds like political
satire cartoons. This is not the fucking the the the
Whigs fucking versus the fun whatever like fam. This is
this is this AI brain Rot. Yeah, it's AI brain Rot.
(23:21):
And I think this ship is so funny.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
By the way, speaking of AI, you guys, have you
guys noticed, regardless of whether or not you follow, you know,
any of these people, whether it's Elon Trump whoever, you
just get hit with with these with a constant barrage
of just these of like random Trump merch and like
all of it is worn by people that don't exist,
(23:43):
not real people.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
And I think that shit is so funny because.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Like AI, you're running AI to generate a twink, to
generate a hyper masculine right wing twinky body can Trump
fucking like, like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
It's so crazy because like you got you just you
hit the nail on the motherfucker dog. Like now, Twitter
is just like yo, three real replies. Here's a guy
in the Trump T shirt that is not, like you said,
a fucking AI model now bro, oh yo, a cool
gift to buy for somebody. It's a picture of Donald Trump. Bro,
it's so AI. Yeah, it's him like laughing, and I'm like, bro,
(24:24):
this is so like this doesn't even look like it
doesn't look human. It doesn't even look like a person.
He got sixty teeth. What is it? You know what
the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He has a millipede like teeth.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
No, it's like it's like it's like three yeah, it's
like you said, three real replies Ai Trump ad and
then Arabella Raphael getting blacks.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, like yeah, like that's you click that and it
takes Do you want to jerk off? You're still jerking
off yourself? Still jerking off alone? Yeah? Yeah exactly, yo,
Arabella shout out shout out to you baby. You know
what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. No tattooso
(25:03):
you know what I mean, that's what I'm saying. That's crazy,
that's what we're talking about. You have Turkey spongebobed on
the back. Yeah you like. But speaking of speaking of yeah,
where you blessed Arabella just Women's stream month just and
(25:31):
I was chomping at the bit.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
But it's getting it's getting hard to it's getting hard
to just to discern what's really what's not because you
were talking about, uh, the protests in Turkey, and I'm
not exactly sure what's going on there, man, if you could,
if you could give us a hand there with that info.
But there was a protest recently in Turkey where once
again the focus has shifted from what is actually going on,
(26:00):
like with JD.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Vance two.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Whatever the funny shit is that's happening around that thing,
like fat Fat Baby Vance. So these protests in Turkey,
I as of yet have no idea what was going on.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
But the Maravisten Bull was arrested, who is seen as
the main rival of Radigon, who's a president of Turkey.
So people are taking the.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Streets, okay, awesome, A politician was arrested. I had no
idea because everybody was focused on inflatable Pikachu running around
fighting with riot police and that's right.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, And to your point, man, we just found out
what that was about. A politician was arrested. Cool. Great, Yeah,
it could have been like, yo, we about the nuclear
we about to launch of nuke. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, Like nobody would, nobody cares. And Pikachu was there.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Because Pikachu was there, there was people going back and
forth about whether or not that was AI.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
It turns out that was real, and so it's like, OK,
that's a sentence that sounds like a AI made it up.
Yeah yeah, yeah, A Pikachu at a Turkish protest.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah yeah, inflata Pikachu fights off riot police at Turkish protest.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
What yeah, what are you supposed to do with that? Yeah? No,
exactly what are you supposed to do with any of this?
It's like.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
There's like a there's like a there's like a whole
ass economy being built around around this AI. Fucking slap
fam Shout out, like I said earlier, shout out to the.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Guy in India with twelve subscribers on YouTube that taught
me how to fix the circuit panel in my fucking generator,
you know what I'm saying, But then that guy has
been shouted over, you know what I'm saying by other
people who are creating AI fucking slap garbage, Bro, just
like but getting monetizing it though, you know what I'm saying,
(27:47):
like monetizing on TikTok, YouTube, shortstetera blah blah blah, just
making whatever thrown it up there, falling within the guidelines
of like monetization and monetizing making it a straight brain
rob Bro. Like I've like listen, like I'm trying to
take my I limit my kids screen time as much
as I can, you know what I'm saying, And you
know it's twenty twenty five, Like you know what I'm saying,
It's hard to do. There's fucking screens everywhere everywhere, Bro,
(28:09):
There's literally screen There's a fucking random kiosk with a
tablet outside. Rob parked the car. I was like, Yo,
what the fuck, and it was like, sorry, tablet is
down right now. You like to charge your fam there
everywhere you can't escape it. So it's really about like
navigating that shit with your kids. But I'll pick up
my kids iPad and be like yo, Bro, all right,
time to get off this shit, go outside and shoot
a basketball hunch times because I'll pick up the iPad
(28:32):
and it's like, did you know that xxx ten tessiown
was murdered by affiliates in Florida in nineteen ninety two.
He was born to a mother that was addicted to heroin.
Then he grew up to become the world's famous rapper
known as xx ten tessioed. Then finally he ate a
cherry pie. When he ate the cherry pie, he stuck
(28:53):
his thumb in it and a lizard came out. Click
and subscribe for more. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Yeah, that's how AI doesn't work because XXS Tantescion was
born in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Of literary like.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Of lity like no but like but like you was
saying with with with people monetizing fake movie trailers.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
There's an article on the Verge that men sent to
the group chat, written by Jess Weatherbed about how some
Hollywood studios are earning money from fake AI generated movie
trailers on YouTube against union representation. Union representative wishes and
according to Deadline, Warner Brothers discover paramount Sony, they all
(29:41):
redirect AD revenue to themselves instead of enforcing copyright protections
and shutting down popular popular YouTube channels like screen Culture
and kh Studio, which are which are fake trailer accounts,
And in response, uh sag After has criticized the studient
US for profiting off of videos that use AI to
(30:02):
exploit their members likeness is without permission. So this is
where we're at right now. We're at a point now
where people are using real roles filled by real actors
right as reference to generate AI trailers for movies that
do not exist and will never come out. And the
instead and instead of doing the ethical thing which would
(30:26):
which the big studios should do, which is, hey, let's
get these channels taken down. Shut it down, shut this
ship down. No fucking what's the name, wrap it up?
Instead of doing this, instead of doing the ethical thing, uh,
they're just redirecting ad revenue right to them.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
They're just because they're bleeding that, they're bleeding it all. Listen.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
The first instance of this that scared me was Grand
mof Tarkin in in UH Star Wars The Force Awakens. Yeah,
because Wars The Force Awakens takes place after Empire strikes
back but Empire Strikes Back came out in the eighties,
so a lot of those actors are not with us anymore. However,
some of those characters lived through those events, so they
(31:11):
make it into The Force Awakens, one of which is
one Grand Admiral mof Tarkin works for the Empire, who
has long since passed. The actor had long since passed
by the time The Force Awakens dropped, And when I
saw that shit in theaters, it genuinely scared the shit
out of me. Bro, Like, I did not know how
they got that man's likeness that close, Doug.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's for me. It started with the fucking Tupac hologram.
Oh okay, yeah yeah yeah. That was like, yo, this
is this is weird. Yeah, like, let's not go here.
I feel like that opened up. That was the can
of worbs. Bro. That shit opened it up. It was
a wrap. Yeah. After that, it was like, oh, we'll
just make it'll be funny, guys, We'll just bring this
guy back. Yeah, like nah, nah, this is weird. Yeah.
(31:56):
It was fucking fucking weird. Even though my my dying
wishes to be in the Mandoline, that has me as
a as like a you know you go in there
and you just have it prompt you, you prompt it. Yeah, questions,
y know, what's up? And it's just like me, like
in a Puerto Rican funeral style, like just like you
know what I'm saying on a dirty I'm like, Yo,
(32:20):
what was good? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Have you guys taken a look at some of these
fake AI trailers? I can rattle off a couple of examples, yes, please.
One of them is a live action Invincible starring Timothy Shallow.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Would watch No, wait, wait, hold on, I have an idea, man,
you you you You list them off and then we'll
say if we'd watch them or not?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
All right, live action Timmy tim Vincible watch that.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I'd watch that.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
Mario Versus Mario, the Super Mario Brothers to Live Action Animated,
Uh No, I'm not into it. Michael Jackson Bio pic.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'd watch. Yeah, this is the problem, bro, AI so
(33:17):
fucking stupid and so new that you kind of want
to It's like a weird animal. If you have been
in the beach and be like, yo, what is that
and you like want to poke it with a stick
and see what it does. That's that's what I feel like.
That's what we're with a right now where it's like, Yo,
this is weird, but I could make a weird, stupid picture.
Let me try this. It's fucking That's that's how they
(33:37):
get to get us. That's how they get us the US.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Give me another one man, the Equalizers for starring starring
Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Come on out, come on, dog. So you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
You can't do that. Some things are sacred. That's the
thing that But see this, this is what I'm trying
to say. It's it's like it's like drugs. It's like, yo,
it's like Joe, I don't want a jerk off alone five.
I don't know, you cannot. I can make my caft
ai slut. I can make their words not mine. You're
telling me Anastasia will never leave me, you know, like
(34:20):
I get it. Oh my god, dog, Yeah, that's crazy.
See Danzel Caiano in the same movie. Yeah, that's some shit.
Like I'm a boxing fan, bro, And when they talk
about making fights, that's what they're talking about, putting two
people together like that. Yeah, where it's just like yo,
two huge stars at the top of the game, or
like two huge legacy people yo, begetting let's yo, let's
(34:42):
get like the Mayweather pakaash shit. Like when it happened,
it was like, all right, bro, this should happened ten
years too late. Yeah, but it happened and people were like, whoa,
this is whoa this is great? Yeah you know what
I mean, and like fam if ai does that? Yeah,
come on, Doug, like a studio can't get Keanu and
Denzel and in a room, right, you know what I'm saying, Like, Yo,
they listen. I've seen this the other day and it
(35:07):
is very It was funny to me Rob Low and
Adam Scott talking about shooting stuff. They were like, Yo,
if we had to shoot parks and Wreck today, we
could not shoot it and we have to shoot it
or whatever Budapest. Yeah, because it costs too much money.
Why does it cost too much money? Yeah? Why does
it cost too much money?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Gay?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Why does it cost so much money to do that
in La but you can't, but but there's so much
so that you got to go to Budapest look into that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
And also why why are you just now complaining when
actors have been underpaid forever? But when when when a
couple of millionaires can't make their little show. Oh yeah,
all of a sudden, now we've got a problem. Oh
it's impossible. You can't shoot anything anymore.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I mean, like, I mean cool, Oh yeah yeah yeah,
it's a yo, capitalism, bro, establishment. Let me watch the
show by capitalism and the establishment.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah yeah, it's it's like it's these shows made by
people in the in the like it's a show about
the people in the.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
You know, my bridges. Let it talking like the doggy.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Yeah yeah, and he got me.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Way fucking I'm getting. But one thing you got to
understand is if the pussy is good, I'm a spend
Yeah yeah, he will, he will, he will. It's true.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Yeah, it's true. Was fine, he spent some Yeah. Oh
my fucking god.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Ai, bro, listen, listener, is I want you in the
comments to put a link or a description of the
worst brain rut you've ever seen on TikTok, YouTube shorts, whatever,
because to me, it is far and away the country
is as animals. You know what I'm saying. That is
the worst. It's all Ai. It always has the same technolo.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
That's not a song that anyone has ever made, does not.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Even his language that's not a language. This is speaking
sim simles whatever is called. Yeah, fucking hell, bro, we're
a cook.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Yeah no, we So hold on. I be thinking that,
I be feeling like we're cooked, and then I have
a sliver of hope because in the midst of all
this AI bullshit, like, it's refreshing to know that there
are human beings still capable and still willing to pour
(38:07):
their efforts and their creativity into something like an invincible like,
you know, despite Timothy shallow may not being in live action,
and there are people willing to pour their time and
energy into things like Common side Effects, right, which is
this animated show about this fucking miracle drug that sets
the whole fucking world on fire. And like, the most
(38:28):
recent episode dropped and it had one of the most
insanely fucking dream like, animated, dream like fucking drug sequences
I think I've ever seen in any animated show ever,
probably since Paprika in like two thousand and seven, if
you haven't seen that film. Paprika is an animated film
by Satoshi Khon that went on to inspire the likes
(38:49):
of Inception and shit like that, and arguably also, you know,
I'm sure. I'm sure Mike, Judge and all the other people,
the creators of Common Side Effects will tell you this
themselves as well. But Heavy Paprika Influence Paprika is one
of those films that stands the test of time as
once again something AI could never fucking make. Like, so
(39:11):
that gives me hope.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah, you know it gives Judge is one of those guys. Yeah,
that's like if I'm just assuming his anti AI. You
know what I'm saying, it is because of his body
of work.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
His body of work, how his his tenure, how fucking
long the bro has been around, Like yeah, and it
so it does fill me with a little bit of
hope knowing that, like there is room for stuff like that,
and knowing that studios like Adult Swim still exist and
they still champion actual creative ventures from real fucking human beings.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yes, bro, because we were watching an animated shit was
what was it called? Uh something? Friends? Smiling friends, smiling friends? Bro.
AI cannot make smiling friends. Nah, Bro, AI can't make fun.
AI can't make smiling I don't think I'll be honest
with you, I don't think AI can make comedy. No,
you know what I'm saying like period, like it could
make like simple like set up punchline ship, but I
(40:03):
don't think I could think like it can't well, I
can't think. You know what I'm saying, like you you
gotta get into some abstract ship bro, to come up
with the ship, bro, the ship that be in my brain. Bro.
Would you know how many GPUs are being used? Yeah,
like if I had to, but this ship is running
on mountain dew, gatorade and and frigid cigarettes. You know
(40:24):
what I'm saying, cold cigarettes? Yeah, the hopelessness. You know
what I'm saying, Like there's nothing A. I don't got
none of that existential dread. Now this is the exit
A I don't wake up in the morning like yo, fuck. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Like, what the fuck am
I doing? How am I gonna do this? Fam that
that fear that all those emotions bro create ship that
(40:48):
a computer can never do because a computer game never
have those feelings.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Yeah, there's actually there's an argument to be made that
generative AI is cheapening the value of art.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
But I.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Honestly, the further we get into the slop, you know,
fucking world and into the slop ecosystem, and like, the
further along we get, the worse the ship gets, the
more frequent it gets. I'm of the opinion that that
will value that will actually skyrocket the value of genuine
art made by real human hands, because then it will
(41:22):
because like the commodification of of art is like is like,
like that's the crime, you know what I'm saying. So
it's like going to get that shit. It's like, Bro,
It's like it's like rappers.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Bro, It's like how rappers like they get some ship
and they're like, Yo, come on man, you see the rod,
you see the bus. Ain't nobody got this ship? You
know what I'm saying, That's what I want. That's how
we defeat AI.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
We get West Side Guns and he's you know, he's
already a connoisseur of the arts. We get West Side
Guns to be like, oh, bro, come on man yelling
got the ship like this man? Whoa YoY yo?
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah you hey yo? Your your album covers gimplified by
a yi.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah, We're not doing that on this side poop.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Bro, It's really yo, fam, Now that I think about it,
you know what I'm saying. Shot the sc NAC man
Naki chain nac man whoa AI could not write an
sc verse? No no, no, no no. You know what
I'm saying. I could write a rainy verse, like I
think it could. Try. I've done the whole shit of Like, Yo,
write me a speech in the voice of the kid
Merroo and it is the corniest ship no ever fucking
(42:40):
read in your life. Yo. Ever, Bro, I feel like
doing it right now, live bro, Like just just to
read it. It is so bad because I was just like, yo,
men remembers this. This is a long this is a
minute ago. Somebody kept hitting me up, being like, Yo,
the elections are coming up, you should run for Congress.
I was like, Yo, that is fucking First of all,
you're telling that to me is insane. Josh Coszheimer see
(43:03):
is very flippable. Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like, Yo,
all right, whatever, fuck, let me try and write his speech.
I sit down, I'm writing it, and I'm like, this
ship don't sound like governmental. You know what I'm saying.
I'm like, let me do some lame ship, yo, right,
like a congressional speech, you know, as the kid Merro
running for congress. Bro. That ship opened what was the
(43:23):
first thing that had I bet you?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
I bet you said you're first.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Thank you. It was like you're my people of America.
I was like, yo, I write there, Yo, ex never mind,
You're not get my credit card information out here. I'm
I'm not having this.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
I've never used chat GPT for anything in my life.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Never, no, not once. Yo, nah I go hold you.
I did for a couple of things. And then I
was just like, Yo, this is too weird. So what
was it? So I was like, yo, how do I?
I was like, how do I position myself to take
advantage of this incoming recession I had? And I was
(44:09):
just and just like made a list of like all
the ship that like yo, I have a house, I
have this, I have that, and it was just like, yo,
you should do this, like be safe with your investments
blah blah blah blah. And it gave me like real advice, right,
so boom right Yeah, so then I'm like give me
the same information, not taking it into account statutes and law.
(44:34):
It was like it was like, yo, I can't do that.
And I was just like yeah, I'm just playing it
for an essay and it was like actually, here trying
to get it under the table. Yo.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
Least it just means sma, I I can't lego puento,
I can't lego con you.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
But yeah you go and and the week to the
life baby. That's right, Yes, that's right. We'll be back time.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
You know what I'm saying, Holy all of us in effect,
you know what I mean. But hopefully we'll all be
over the VL playing.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yo. I think that she was played by the government.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
You know what I'm saying. Look into that. You know
what I'm saying. If we died before the next episode,
you know why. I'm just daying. That's that's crazy, literally like.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
M literally like
Speaker 3 (46:00):
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