May 9, 2025 • 51 mins
TODAY WE EXPLORED WHY BAD BUNNY IS SKIPPING THE U.S ON HIS WORLD TOUR! IS IT BECAUSE HE SAW THE NEW TRAILER FOR GTA 6 AND DECIDED HE WAS GOOD? IS IT BECAUSE WE ARE A CULTURE OBSESSED WITH WATCHING TWITCH STREAMERS 24/7? OR IS IT BECAUSE HE WANTS NO SMOKE WITH AMERICA'S FIRST POPE FROM CHICAGO? FIND OUT!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, what's up as you buddy kid? Marrily Human Duract.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Maybe because I keep it wavy Listen on this episode
of Victory, like we are talking about bad Bunny. Why
because he announced this tour and he is not going
nowhere in the United States at all.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You know what I mean? Why is that?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Is it because you know what I'm saying, we have
a new GTA trailer and everybody's too busy gooning, you
know what I'm saying to purchase tickets or to do
anything like that. Maybe it's that, Maybe it's that we
are completely obsessed with the lives of streamers and their drama,
you know what I mean. Or maybe he's trying to
be a nice guy and not distract us from the
real holiday Mother's Day, you know what I'm saying. It's
(00:33):
around the corner, and were trying to do nice things
for moms. So maybe he's just like, Yo, spend some
time with your mom, not me. We're gonna get to
the bottom of the shit. Stay right there, bitch, liter.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Of literary and here is trying to prave him for
the show.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, we're trying to get some prison this man is
talking about. Yeah, I was squishing, I was making jam.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, that's probably what it was. I don't even know.
I don't even know what type of time Man was on.
But you need it. If you need another one.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well you know what I'm saying. Yeah, listen. Then we
live in a capitalist society, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And this motherfuckers is Victory Life is episode one fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We're back at the traps. It's just the gang this time.
It's like I like it, you know what I mean? Uh,
I'm the kid, Marylyn. You know who I am.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Man, I'm you favorite Dominican uncle, you know what I'm saying,
the one that be drunk, fall asleep on the couch.
And I got a nice car and you're like, drive
your car. And I'm like, nah, the local uncle.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
You asks for a dollar but he gives you fine.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I bet I thought
my same cool bucket. Let you like I do you know?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And they're like, they're like, what does that mean? Feed
the chickens. I don't have any chickens. I'm like, yo, y'all,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, that's right, of course. You know that dulce beautiful
voice that you're hearing your microphone.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know what that is. That's Liz Belle Ordine stoop
up bit to New York City. That's right, man takes
him and on this I have the other batting of
the video crew. You know what I'm saying, Radio Vian bitch.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Don't play with it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes see, I love being in the studio because we
don't get this, we don't get the Yeah, of course,
you know what I'm saying. The rest of the gang
is in the building. You know what I'm saying. Victor
is he Aris Barry because he's building a house with
his bare hands. You know what I'm saying. He's right
now in the mountains of Italy doing that. You know
what I mean. He's making new Tella.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You know, he's making new tell with his feet, with
his feet. You know what I'm saying, Yo, you said
this ship in the same tone of voice as uh, he.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Put it all on her, Joe Looper. He's making nutella
with his He's liking it. And guess what she's like.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You know. Of course, the rest of the gig is
in the building redacted. You know what I'm saying, it's
in the building. QGTM hairstag Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I mean trying the freaking man. You know what I'm saying,
put this of the year. You know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying, He's That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You know what I'm saying. Only in pts O. That
means putting that ship on. You know what I mean,
That's what the acronym is. Of course, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
He's back. He wasn't hit last time. We lied to y'all.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He wasn't here last time because he was like, he
was like, Yo, I gotta do a destination with it
for Mark Zuckerberg. And I was just like, oh, I
hate Nigga ship, like you get into it and you know.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Who the fuck that is? Baby? He keeps the audio crisp,
like your fucking drawers. It's sad, insane, and this is.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Victor Like episode on fifteen, We're back. Oh my god,
it feels good to be on this soft ast couch.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
This ship has swallowed so many parts of mine, yo. Really,
it's out of control. And I don't I'm not mad,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I was waiting. I was,
I was. We got a couple of things to talk
about today, you know what I'm saying, because there's a
lot of shit going on in the world, and that's
what we do. We talk about the ship that's going
on the world, and we make you laugh while we
(04:13):
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
First off, my good sis uh uh brought to our
attention that Bad Bunny is announcing his new tour. Mysteriously
missing from the dates is any US dates like the
Continental US. I mean, you know what I'm saying because
you know, Dominicans apport because y y'all argue in the
comments about like who's the country and who belongs to
(04:36):
the United States.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Whatever I'm not, don't put me in it, you know
what I'm saying. Why am I in it? Don't put
me in it, y'all argue. But there's no like Ohio. Stop.
You know what I'm saying. On the Bad Bunny, I
have I feel What the fun was you doing in Ohio?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I was go carting, bowling, making, eating handmade cheese, fucking
staying in a hotel with a hotel inside the room
for about for like four or five days. Me and
two bad bitches for like under two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's crazy, That's what I was.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You want to enjoy his life?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, but that's that's the type of attitude that make
you miss out on good in your life list.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Everybody want to go to Miami Kansas City?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Bro, you ever been to Kansas City?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's nothing over there, but it is, and it's cold
as fuck. Yeah, yeah, it'd be cold as hell.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't know. I'd be thinking like it's just the North.
I'm a dumb ass. I just be thinking like just
the Northeast is cold. And then like Alaska and not
to be going on the place, and I'm like, yo,
hold on, California is not supposed to be cold. Arizona
is not supposed to be waiting in the desert.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Why is it cold? And it's just like, nigga, you
should have been a school.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Them square states, get it? They get crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, it's because they're not real, Like, yeah, it's just
a square like, ain't no, nigga, I don't give a
fuck if you don't got a border that's like a
river or some mountains, some ship, you know what I'm saying.
And this is that real broke it out of Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You fake you have the Oklahoma is.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oklahoma, Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You never met nobody from Oklahoma. The second you say
something bad about somebody, bro.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Everywhere I'm I'm gonna pop out of this is gonna
be a nigga Oklahoma plates.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I still want to know what happens. It's been two seasons.
I still want to know what happens in Oklahoma's Dick.
I need to know, you know, the long, the long
skinny Dick of Oklahoma. I need to know what goes
on there. Checks.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
We should take what's good, bro, we should take a
Victory Lights school trip.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Dick.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Listen, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Who's not going to Oklahoma's Dick. Beny thought aka Bad
Buddy a going. You know what I'm saying, Uh, why did.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We think this is?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You have some theories, Liz, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I mean, I've been to a few Bad Bunny concerts.
I know why. I mean, you live in the United States.
You know what the fun going on?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You better see what you see?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You know? To me, it was that right, like It's like, Yo,
Bad Bunny's been known to make political statements in his music.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You know what I'm saying, like, and he's a mainstream honest,
so that's like, you know, it's you know, it takes
some go on it is to do that, you know,
but shout out to him.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I immediately thought that, like, you know, I used to
snatching people up left and right, going crazy, and he's
just like, man, fuck you, I'm not going to reward
off of this with my beautiful music.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I also think they would use his concerts as a
way to find people.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I think that's very aware of all of that.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Ship Like he's also not Uh, it's like Bad Bunny
is essentially a walking economy, kind of like drug right
where Drake is Like Drake by himself is like five
percent of Torontal's economy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, Bad Bunny himself is like an institution lokey. So
I don't think that he wants to bring business and
or revenue to a country that is that has been,
that has historically secured it and taking advantage of his homeland.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Especially because they you know, pr is a part of
the US, but they're not treated as such. So it's
like I'm pretty sure he's like, I I'm gonna do
my Puerto Rico tour where I'm just gonna perform in
Puerto Rico, then I'll do a world tour.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And I honestly, y'all, Yo, it's crazy that you said
the shit about yo, because I didn't. I didn't I
thought of like Ice and all that stuff in like
the political sense of like, yo, he's like against this ship.
I did not even think of the possibility of just
mad Ice Vans posted up outside the Bad Bunny concert
like fucking like Prudential Center, just waiting for motherfuckers to
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come out, like hey, hey come here.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, are you a Latino?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So no, they're going around asking people if they speak Spanish?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You speak Spanish?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, Like I wouldn't come here neither, bro.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Fuck but I think Okay, fine, guys, there's something I
gotta tell you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I think.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
The real reason Bad Bunny is skipping the US is
because of me. Okay, it's me. It's my fault, man
A Right, guys, what'd you do? That's because I can't
handle I can't handle him and Hunter Shaeffer being in
the same hemisphere.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I can't do it. It makes you do.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Just knowing that.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Beneito and Hunter are alive at the same time, makes
me a threat to national security if I find out. So,
if I find out that they're even on the same continent,
I'm staging a coup. I'm I'm taking over and that's something.
And Benito knows this and he can't risk that risk.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, he doesn't want this. Motheruer, I'll take the l bro.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
You're making us all collectively.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Take b This is like when when your sibling does
something wrong and you'll get your ass. Well, yeah, this
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You know what's crazy. This is what I was thinking about. Like,
the US is kind of starting to feel like the
Auntie's house with mad roaches.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You don't want to go to that you don't want
to go to.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
You're just like, fuck, I guess I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You don't want to eat that.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, Like you don't even want to step in that, bitch,
but I yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, you wear your book bag the whole time, the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
If it's one of those houses, bro, and I'm not
gonna name names, you know what I'm saying. I want
to shame nobody in my extended family. But it's one
of them houses where you go and They're like, Yo,
take your shoes off. And you take your shoes off,
You're like, I shouldn't have did that, bro, because these
socks are light colored socks. And now I come out
of here looking like I just ran uphill at like
wave hill in the Bronx and ship like through soil.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know what I'm saying. Like, or you walk around
the house with socks on, and then your socks is
mysteriously wet.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Oh my god, that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Just makes me feel nasty.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
But Benetho, this show up to the met gala with
what a look that I would like to describe as
like agent hebott you know what I'm saying, Like he
came dressed like traditional not traditional, Well a hat was
a traditional It's not what the fuck is I should
call the ship with the shows sticking out on the
size I should notice. So you had a bib on
at the met gala. You know what I'm saying, shot
(10:58):
the mom you know what I'm saying, on the check
you know, let it educating us.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
He had a on that wasn't mommy, that was that
was that was.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It was maternal energy. You know what I'm saying, It
comes through.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Uh So he's representing Puerto Rico in like a place
where it's like it's very stuffy, you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So, I mean I feel like he's making statements, you
know what I mean, Like he's making statements.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
As someone who's worked with Bad Bunny and I've been
to like six of his six.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I think that. I think that Bad Bunny is very
intentional about everything that he does. And Bro, I was
at the last concert New York is ghetto.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Bro, they storm the stadium.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
The second night of the show. They stormed the stadium,
people broken, people who paid hundreds of dollars for tickets
couldn't get in. There's people passing out getting drunk before
the concert starts. There's couples arguing and fighting outside like
there's people wilding, like I know. And even the way
the US reacts to him, it's very overwhelming, Like the
way New Yorkers, not even just New Yorkers, just the
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United States react to him in that kind of hive
like yo, yo just pictures. They don't really care about
the human It's like, Bro, he not trying to come
over here for that reason. I really think it's like Yo,
these people are a little bit more hectic than I'm
used to. I'm I'm gonna come back in a few years.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Let's die, it'd be like that. But listen, you think
you could just text Gale and you could just work
with bad Bunny six times? All right? Oh, I just
want to no, no, no, I just want to know
when I end in a Hideo Kojima game, I will
not shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
For four years, we campaign miss fucking nasty Be to
come up front.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We don't fought for him, right this guy's having thres
in hotels in Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
No, no, no, no, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
We're doing work. You know what I was working.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I didn't even have a good time.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I take camera text Gail out of anxiety. You
know what I'm saying. That was it. That was what
that was. That wasn't like a flex like yo, I know, GILK,
we're cool. That was like a yo. I'm worried about
black women. Also, Also, you text a Gail out of anxiety.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
That's what you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
That's what you're telling me right now on this podcast. Yeah,
I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you. Because listen, man,
just because Trump is President.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That don't mean that we can't advance as the people,
because that's everybody's responsible for their own self.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know what I'm saying. Everybody's responsible for their own
self the way that they make money. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Barbershop, you know why. That's true knowledge yourself. I can't
even be what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
When niggas pull out the nod chopper, it's about to
be a fight. No no, no, no, that's right before
we scraped.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hold on no.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
That shit, yeah, yo, speaker, holding on, bro. We've been
holding on for two fucking long. Bro, We've been holding
on for a very long time. And this it's almost
a meme. I'm sure y'all seen this meme in like
comments of like Instagram posts or Twitter or whatever. If
something crazy happens, people will be like, Yo, Gail King
was on the moon before we got GTA six.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Ligitylight like like.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Ligity like like Gail King was on the moon before
we got GTA six.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
They again, Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's just coming out never read in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
But they did drop a trailer as our good brother
Raindy put in there, and uh, everybody is.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Very horny over the main characters.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
So Rockstar did like a really big content dump of
like GTA six content. A bunch of characters got their
own trailers, they released the images and shit, and like,
everybody's insanely hot for no reason.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Also, I love it. It's in Vice City again, so
a lot of so Vice City is in Florida, in
the world of in the world of Rockstar.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No Batlety gay Tony, best DLC ever probably ever incredible,
say helicopter.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, one of three Dominican video game characters in history,
by the way.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
And then but yeah, so they did a big content
drop and we got like an actual release date this time,
which is May twenty six. Oh yeah, oh awesome, yeah
hell ye know, and people have been doing like these
breakdowns and shiit like like so basically what Rockstar did
was they dropped a bunch of content that was like like, yeah, motherfucker,
(15:45):
look at all this work we put in. Look at it,
Look at all look at all these fucking uh fuck
goddamn it, Like, look look at all these textures. Yeah,
look at all these textures. Look at what we're making.
Look at what we're making. The PS five do motherfucker
it was worth the way.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
It's just sound like a seven thirty seven taken off. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
They did the same thing that they did with the
Brooklyn Mirage. They were like, Yo, look a look at
all this Look but it's actually gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Work this time. That's the thing Larage canceled everything.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Uh uh, question this a little abstract. You know what
I'm saying is could could could Bad Bunny possibly be
skipping the US because he's like, Yo, I'm protesting against
grant the photo six because yeah, didn't put no Puerto
Ricans in the fucking in the main characters. You know
(16:31):
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Even though Shorty could be Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah,
she could.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Be Cuban, you know what I'm saying, But I don't
think she might not be.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I gotta read some of the dialogue first, figure out
if she's Cuban and perto Rican, because if she's Cuban.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And she's gonna be like, you know what, we gotta
really close our borders.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Fuck, we really gotta close our We sell this math
we gotta close our borders and make sure that Yeah
there's a DLC where you gotta you gotta get on stage,
as her say.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my god, I will fun Mama. Yeah, yeo, so
(17:22):
is crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You know somebody's gonna do that because it's you know,
great vot you know as we all know, like you know,
it's every platform. You know, it's coming out for every platform.
The PC girlies are gonna go crazy and mod this ship.
Don't make that mod just because you heard it here,
or maybe do because you heard it here, so that
you know what I'm saying, the tracks I influenced.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
You know what I'm saying, list don't make the mod
and then blame rock Star. Right like that, we're gonna
get a lot of self reporting, which motherfucker's gonna be like, Yo,
why like yo, I.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Made this patch that makes everybody naked.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Shout out to Eric Andrey bro like remember that you
know what mean him of him where he shoots Hannibal
and then he goes, why would Hannibal do this? This
happened with Red Dead Redemption right where like somebody like
hog tied a guy to his horse and then dragged
him across the map alive, what tied him to a cactus,
(18:17):
watched him bake in the sun, and then watched crows
eat his like fester. And then they said, Yo, why
would rock Star do this?
Speaker 7 (18:28):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Luke did that? Yeah,
that was Luke and Kyle.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
We're not about to act like that, like you didn't
all those events together.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Listen, Luke and.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Kyle some shroom gummies and stairs to the computer and
they were like, dude, yeah, yo, what if dude, what
if he fucking holy fucked totally yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah, that's fucking Narls Barkley.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Right. It's like when Shorty do the simpsus, Like, Bro,
you could create your whole world? Why your baby off?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I yeah, what what's going on in?
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
People are sick and that's what to your point, And
then they'll blame the video game company, like, yo, why
did you make this a possibility? Bro? Maybe they were
regular people. They weren't even thinking that you would build
a pool and then put all your sins in the
pool and then building an unclimbable fence around the pool
and then take the latter out.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
As you're speaking to me, I feel like this is
what God is saying to us, I gave y'all free will.
I had no idea, Ship. I didn't know, y'all, y'all
was he. I didn't even know your mind, couldn't even
think about doing.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Like God about to come down like like fucking t
I n A t L would be like you fucking
free will back, nigga.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He gonna come down. He's gonna come down like Tay
Diggs of God.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Oh ship, oh God, we're breaking some news here.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
The new pope has been elected.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Who is it revealed?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
He is an American Max from Chicago, Kanye. He's a
graduate of Villanova University.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
What okay? Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
What is happening?
Speaker 7 (20:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Robert Francis Prevoust? Robert Francis Prevost, I don't know. He's old.
Oh you kid, be a young pope. I love the
bomb after that, like he's dropping a Tropoholics. He's sixty
nine years old. Sixty nine nice Papaholics. Real shit. He
(20:42):
is the first American pope. Oh shit, the first American pope. Damn, Yo, damn.
This is bad.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
This is bad because now Trump is going to go
on truth social be like lick the best PEPs come
from America. We have the first American pope ever. That's
you know what, that's because of me.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Listen, listen, We're gonna have to tell Mainland Italy to
hold this dick.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
All right.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
You know what fucking time it is. You see America
in my I'm in my dress blues baby, that's on phone,
m Grave. You know what fucking time it is? T
dollars baby, we're taking over for the.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Nine nine and the two thousand.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Dollars. What are you guys gonna do in the Vatican
now that you guys have taken over as Americans.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
First order of business, We're gonna add a Hennessy water
cooler in the in the corners of all of the
pews because churches. Listen, some of the best people that
I know go to church.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's very boring, very very boring, very boring time.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
It's not very fun.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It's not very fun.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
You add you throw Henny cool ottas in the mix, Well,
Henny seawater cooler. It's very very American.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Chicago.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I love my people.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Oh all right, Chicago, I love Chicago. At the end
of every sermon, we played three hun by Chief Keith
in edible song.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I love it. You know why because at church?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
What do you do?
Speaker 7 (22:03):
You cool out with your youngins? All right, that's why
they announced the white smoke because you know what, the
white smoke? What are they smoking?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
That's normal? You don't just do that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Bro, it's crazy that you said that, yo, because like
he said, like he'd be saying ship. I'm like, bro,
it's crazy. I'm like, am I getting old? Because he
said some ship? And I was like that's kind of true.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I was like fuck. I was like, damn uh. I
feel like a person that I don't like is right
about something.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's just normal. Yeah, that's that's normal. Sometimes people are right,
and sometimes people are fastest, and they might be right
once or twice.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
That's crazy. It's like a broken clock.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, but we don't acknowledge them, and we don't get fastest,
no good publicity.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We don't care. It suck a dick. Yeah, Draco exists
only in in GTA six. Yeah. Yeah, Draco is the
it's bizarro Trump. That's what I might actually be regular Trump.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's like I just tug like normal in front of
my people, but what I'm closed doors?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, when he's behind closed doors. He turned in a
Denzel Curry. He got the wicks in his hair, he
took the mask. Yeah, Trump of Wix is nuts.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
He got the big complation terminently on a perky bro.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
He's proud, he said, you know how, he knew the
purpose fake but he hate it because he's a super gravilin.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
He's on a he on a fir thirty thirty. Yo,
He's like Nephigi Kevin from China except my painkillers. Yo,
does perky as I'm off a bean.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
You know. Oh my god. So Beneito's skipping everything. It's
could because of that. It could because it is. It
could be because of Recon's obsession.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I feel like I really feel old now today because
it used to be that people were obsessed with like rappers, actors, athletes.
People are now obsessed with streamers. Like streamers are their
own economy, They're their own thing. They have their own
very wide lane. I used to clown back in the day.
I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying. You know what
I mean, Let's let's get something popping. But is Beneatho
(24:28):
skipping that is he skipping over the us because we're
obsessed with streamers and streaming drama because.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
And Poppy Chulo and my dude or they I am bad.
That's what he said. This is about this final don't
do it. They might be or yet. Oh but you
(24:57):
local you know auto some Oh yeah no some some
oh ship it's in for one now. Oh yeah, prepared force.
(25:19):
That's what we're on. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
But yo, fantas so fantom uh And you gave a
good insight to this because I was panicking.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I love Dominican people. I was gonna say, I love
Dominican men. It's crazy. I love Dominican people.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
That makes two of us.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, I love my people.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So whenever they blow up and shine, I love like
Karl Anthony Towns busting everybody's eyes. And you know what
I'm saying against busting yesterday, Phantom is out here busting
everybody's eyes in the streaming game. But he released statements
saying like, yo, I'm no longer a member of AM
I'm out of here, yo, and like doing like like
like kind of like cryptic.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Tweets like blocked they blocked him, that they blocked.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Him from the social media accounts and this and this
and that and I was just like, Yo, is this true.
I was like, Yo, my Dominican King, like no, they're
trying to play him, like no, don't play with my son.
And then I was just like wait a minute. I
was like, these dudes are very smart and they're very
like on top of like their branding and all that ship.
Especially Phantom, bro, like he like beyond you know what
I'm saying, Because like you were saying, oh.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I was saying, oh yeah, I love that I have
you trained. I feel so.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It's home training.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I think that Phantom is very fucking smart, and I
think he's also emotionally intelligent. So all of this just
might be theatrics.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm gonna just.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Say, Bro, he probably handled the ship, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I mean, I don't know, they get hid.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
All I know is I love Phantom and he's welcome
to at all times.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Come on, you know you know what it is baby,
Come on, slide through the trap. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Also, everybody goes solo at some point, man, you know
what I'm saying. JT So and look he Beyonce like
I don't know, yeah, you know what I mean. Sometimes
you gotta know when you when you outgrown some ship. Yeah,
I just I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Just a little too.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I just.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Just a little too, just just a little and the
toot is a shovel. But uh yeah, no, we we
live in a I just the streamer ship like something
like I want to act like I'm too old and
too cool to give a fuck about that ship. But
then like Phantom, I'm like, oh ship, damn, he left him.
He fucked, Like what's going on?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
What's like now?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
I'm like interested, you know, I'm like fake invested, but
I just every other time I'm not, because I just
we live in a world where like I'll see a
tweet that's like it's like a clip from a stream
and if the tweeted, the tweet reads like Dookie Teeth
is mad at his best friend Cracks Smoke for flirting
with his girl Regina.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeast Master in the middle of his stream.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
And I don't know, I think it's crazy that I'm
expected to just like find the will to live after
reading ship like that on my timeline.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yo. Well, the thing is you might not know them,
but they're getting paid a gajillion dollars, dude, god knows
what every single day.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, to do fuck hole every single.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Day I don't even be mad at it, bro, I
don't be mad at it. Like when I look at streamers,
I'm like, yo, yeah, motherfucker's found the way. And guess what,
I don't think that that's easy at all, because you
you have to entertain an audience. For six seven, I
did thirty days straight.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
That's nuts, thirty days straight.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Constantly talking, making people laugh, trying to like yeah, that's insane.
I mean, we don't know what they're doing, but.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
That motherfucker always his energy is always so high that
I want to be like, yo, calm down something.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
They not doing that for us, even me as a
thirty year old, Like, yo, he's not talking to us.
This is like really for the younger kids, which just
happened to be in the world that they're in. But
I could never hate it on the streamer, bro. And
I'm really I'm really fighting against the grain of becoming
the old hater bitch. It's just like you don't understand
the ship that the younger kids are doing it, like, look,
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get the fuck out of here. It's like I don't
want to be that, so I'm trying to understand the
youth it's like trying to see trying to understand why
children watch people play with toys on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yo, fam, can we talk about the one and a
half minutes that blew my fa? I never understood how.
I was just like, Yo, I can buy you that ship.
It's a it's a fucking five dollars block. It's like
this ship is in a bin at Target, Nigga when
you walk in right by the fake pizza hut?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Like what do we? I could just why are you
watching this? Filipino lady? Opening just watched the game last night?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, you can't fucking who.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Wo So why would I do that?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
You see he's the mic.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
See but it's crazy. It's don't say blame rock Star.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I would yes, it gotta be Bro. I would never
say that.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I would never say that. We're about to say, Joe, listen,
we not just for that, yo, We all three of us.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
We played twenty one bro at the Pipes from the
Pip Joe Buddy Jillian Walla, and they did it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Fuck it, we're doing it. We hoping. Yeah, like twenty
one Yo.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
May're about to go home and go in his sauna
and wring out his balls on purpose. Here about to
go like this with his ball sack and then he
about to wear shorts with nos he gonna be like, Yo,
how tall are you ready?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Favey perfect put a low the room to seven.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Ft recognized an EMT to be on stand by.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yes, yoh.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
However, bro I'm gonna pass out' gonna wake up like
what the fuck is that smack?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
He's got one long ass curly pu yok my, I
brot like Nah's.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Crazy as Meryl will probably cook all of us in basketball?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yo, you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I got the old man game because now I'm playing
with my kids and like the younger kids in the
neighborhood basketball. You know what I'm saying, Like, I know
you're going to isolate that clip and be like Melo
was playing with the kids in the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Merrow did what no basketball? Okay sports, It's victory a
weird old podcast.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Malvro manship playing with the kids and his neighborhood. Yo,
what is going on on that plaf.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Why does he talk like that? What do you talk
like that?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Why do you why does it take so much effort
for you to move your tongue? You know what I'm saying,
that that's insane. You gotta stop that, yo. But nah,
that's like I feel like that was like the O
G Brain Rot. It was like the Vigdeo, like the
like the Unboxing ship, because then it became weird, bro
because like I saw my kids, like the evolution of
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this ship. Right first, it was like it was just
one lady. It was like a Filipino lady. I remember
because I remember I voiced distinctly, and every time I've
I've been in like a mother and baby like delivery thing.
I got four I've been there four times, you know
what I'm saying, and once for angry and trying to think, uh,
the nurses. I remember that, you know what I'm saying.
It was like you know what I'm saying, like here
comea And I remember that the voices, you know what
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I'm saying and the accent. So I was like, even
though Shorty wasn't on camera, no, you can see what's
her hands. I knew she was Filipino because the accent,
and plus she had a hospital bracelet on that said
like hospital I.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
D r N.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, you know what
I'm saying. So I knew but then after that it
became now we're not just opening boxes. You're like, how
the fuck did you.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Got hospital?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
She just came home from work. She's in the middle
of the show. Okay, wait, you thought she broke out
of the hospital.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Why would she have that, don't She's.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Like these I gotta open these girls, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
But then it became that into like, yo, we're just
doing weird shit, like they would order like a big
ass gummy worm and just cut it into pieces. Now
it's like, okay, this is officially brain raped, bro, because
what are you getting out of this? You know what
I'm saying. And that's why bad buddies skip in the
United States, because that's all we do all day. They
do tiktoks, whereas one side is just like a screw
getting screwed into a hole, and then this side is
like Timothy chy Lame doing the Millie Rock.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
And then the top is like a random mobile game
where you're jumping over the trains or something.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
They'll have all of these motherfucking screens, all kinds of splits,
and then they'll have an actual visual verbals fucking story
being told, and you're trying to keep up with every
single thing, and then you realize and then you wonder, motherfucker,
why you can't sit down and read a three fucking
a paragraph in a book. It's like, bro, of course not.
They're literally trying to fry our fucking brain.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
And they are succeeding, Bro, because I would like that's
so look, I'm gonna make a this on.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Who not mom fish sock seed talking about right now?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Oh my boy boy boy, my boy star. You know
what I mean. Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, because you know
what every tween gona be iri, Everything's gonna be hurry.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
You know when when May I go to the Spanish
town over there and we see the world boss and
then tell me, I mean I use kicks up no more.
I say, that's the choice that you are willing to
make because I love to watch me finish with the cakes.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
So yo, that is the wildest fives cartell line I
ever heard of. Myne listen.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
That literally like like.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Literally like that's like new brain rot. But I have
I have a theory here, Okay, and don't beat me
up because Mother's Day is coming up. But our moms
put us onto the og brain rot, the og brain
rot okay, and this is.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Like Latino kids. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Oh, I feel like the og Brain Rot was Soberthohian
there because it was twelve hours long. It had no structure,
it didn't make no sense. It's like, Yo, we're gonna
go from a musical act to tell you about Captain Crunch,
to tell you about this comedy's kid to now we
got four kids singing a hotel California, and then.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
And then this clown demon is gonna kick people out
and playing a horn like ya.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
It was like it was like the first og over stimulation, bro,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
And then now to make it to bring in full circle,
is beneath O aware of that and he's just like yo,
y'all just went for the og brain rode to the
new brain Rod.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I'm never coming to the United States ever again. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I'm sure bad Bunny has WhatsApp and he sees what
the fuck is going on over there? You feel me
withoutur Caribbean parents and the AI Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yo, Mother's Day's coming up, bro, and I don't want
an AI scammer to call my mom and be like mommy,
mom me at weeh, came madle She's like, hey, came
came mad No, It's okay, Yoo said.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh yeah made mami. I need something from you. It's
you song.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
I need you social Security number, and I need you
day of birth and I need you address and your
phone number and uh the name of your children and
the day of birth.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
And she's just like claud to and then she just
writes it down and gives it to me. You know
what I'm saying. That makes me nervous, bro, It makes
me nervous.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
My mom showed me a video the other day and
she had a witness. She's she showed me a video.
I'm a big ass fucking dog. And I'm like, ma,
there's there's there's no way you watching this. And you
think because she was like, bro, you know damn well
that this ship is bad fake And she's like like
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and even when my pap was as, I'm like, Poppy,
you can't believe everything you see on the internet because
the thing is wait, wait, I don't know if it's
just Caribbeans in general, but Dominicans. If there is a
link and there is a picture, forget that ship is
shown head Stone And another thing is that these motherfuckers
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listen to the news like background music. Like the news
to them is is just it's like yeah, it's like there.
It's just that's that's just what they hear.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
It's just there.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah. That's why the biggest YouTube segment in DR is
old men sitting around in the room random studio talking politics,
like but not really talking politics. Be like.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
You, I love them because they be cursing and they
be fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's not even the Constitution that on free speech because
I'm like, if motherfuckers is.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
They risking it all?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
You know what I'm saying. But let me ask you
all this. You know Mother's Day is coming up, so
you know we want to make our mom is happy.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't know I'm gonna do that, you know, by
just being me.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
You know what I'm saying, something bitchy.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Alright, bro listen, We're gonna go to Marshals. You gotta
some nice soap, yo, Yo. This is every Dominican mom.
I don't care like you could be like, Yo, my
mom's right here.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
That's not true. You're lying. If you buy your Dominican
mom something for Mother's Day and it's expensive. They ain't
touching it.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
If you hear the fucking Marshals, bro, and you get
fucking Crabtree and Evelyn Peach soap, They're like, ay, wow, Wow,
what is that Lean? And I'm just like, Yo, Crabtree, evelying, Bro,
shit is mad exotic. Meanwhile, I'm just like scraping the
price off the ship. It's like two ninety nine Clearance, Like.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
They love that ship. Bro.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I'm like, Yo, my mom gotta pay a fucking Louis loafus. Well,
she ain't never warn what God damn it. She wanted
to church one time and.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
She was like, hey, no I hit them.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Mean.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm like, that's called haters to I be alert, to
be alert to alert, alert vibe. But I'm sorry, sorry,
I don't want to any So the question is for
y'all give me.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I started off, you know what I'm saying because I
feel like I'm the most the biggest disappointment in this room.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
A moment where you where you where you had to
face your mom's and you was like, damn, bro, like
I really disappointed her.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Bro, you know what I'm saying, Like even not maybe
not in a moment but like hindsight, you know what
I'm saying looking back on it. I'll tell you right now.
I might have told this story on a different platforms,
but it might be the first time telling it all victory.
Like I was in nights Your housing with a guy
who's I don't know his government name, but his tech
name was Selk s c Okay shot the Selk Man.
(39:56):
If I see y'all, I hope you free my brother,
you know what I'm saying. But if you're not free
selk Uh with Silk and Uh and Nate shot the nace.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
You know what I'm saying. He's turned over a new leaf.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
He's lifting weights, he's staying in all his post on
Instagram is about gains nowadays. And I see you know
what I'm saying there. My little nig my mom used
to call him loco. Anyway, I was up there with
those two Shenan Again hooligans smoking angel dust and we
had the next dott chrip phones on deck that day,
and we were all up there smoking angel dust and
break dancing because that seemed like the thing to do.
(40:27):
Climb all the way up to the rooftop of the projects.
You know what I'm saying, don't open the door and
go on the roof because the alarm is gonna go
off and then we can't see hear him smoke smoke
dust in the darkness and then start pop blocking, you know,
and uh, hours and hours and hours passed by. I
didn't notice because dust affects. You're in a fugue state,
you know what I'm saying. You're disassociating. You feel me,
so I see the concern in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Don't worry. I haven't smoked dust in like weeks. Speed
past weeks, weeks is progress. Probably. So my sister, my
little sister, had to come pick me up.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
And when she did, she showed up with her boyfriend
and they put me in a car because I couldn't
get in the car because when she said sit in
the car, I said, no doubt. And I sat on
the sidewalk and I was and I got mad because
I was like, why y'all not driving? And she's like,
because you're not in the car, you dumb motherfucker. She's like,
I gotta take you home like this. She's like, cause
mommy is momy, Mommy's calling us, bro. We got to
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come home because we both left the house like together,
and I was like our thing, like, yo, I'm taking
it with Yo, It's okay, she's safe, she's with me.
She'd go slide with her boyfriend and I go smoke
us in the projects.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
So I go home.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
She takes me home and my guys, this is like
around this time, like may you know what I'm saying?
At times, and I have a north face checking on
and I'm like, Yo, you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna put this on very tightly so that my
mom doesn't know I'm high. I did this multiple times,
by the way, and it never worked. So everything I
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came in the house, oh you mean like the hood
on hood and I pulled the elastic strings so that
all you see is just like Ninja eyes.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
It's like it's like a bronx, like you know what
I'm saying, Like Broker, you know what I'm saying, Like
it just comes the whole ship and bro I walked
in there and my sister's like, Yo, what are you
doing this?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Man?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Like you're gonna walking in with a jacket, come in
your whole face. You look mad, suss like you might
as well, just walk in there looking like sweet secret
scirrel because she's not gonna kick.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Like this is more sucks. And I was like, no, no, no,
you don't know. I was like, I know everything.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
And I walked in there, bro, and my mom just
looked at me and she didn't say ship to me, Bro.
She just looked at me and said, hey, oh no Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I was like, shout to the hart snipe me.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I was like, and she never cursed me out before.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (42:54):
I would rather like going through, even though I don't
know bath call you cat said also put the mommy
to do that guy get the car and you get
that plot.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Though, I would have rather that she just said yes
me and just got started getting ready for work.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I was like, ah, you fucking bomb, go in your room,
you piece of ship and like wallow and self pity.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And I was like, that's exactly what I did. I
was like, fuck. I was like, my failure, damn man,
here I am here, I have baby Bunny, got something coming.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah, that's crazy, let's not do that.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Do that.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
I gotta say mine the time that I disappointed my
mom or my parents the most, Bro, I got arrested.
What I got arrested? I said that, Like what when
I was like fourteen?
Speaker 5 (43:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
No, no, I think I was like thirteen. Yeah, I
was thirteen. I got arrested for guess what, graffiti?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Bitch?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
No, yeah, it was bro and this is some bullshit.
It wasn't even graffiti. I was literally just riding on
a wall with fucking marker. Yeah. And then some dts
pulled up and it was like some dickhead dts. He
was so hyped to catch somebody in the crime. His
dick got hard, like he was oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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he walked in, he walked he came after me, like
the fucking Yns who who got caught lacking in the
smoke shop, was like yeah, like yoh, what's good. I
was thirteen. My mom was in dr Bro when this happened,
so I was unsupervised. They had to call my mom
from dr because I was like, ye're not calling my father.
I don't care what you do. Do not call my
(44:43):
father because Boppy don't play that shiit bro. First of all,
they had me and my cousin locked up like some
animals in the back. My hun pulls up to finally
get us out. Because we were too young for them
to send us like away. But the homegirl that was
me had just turned sixteen, so she had to go away. Yeah,
(45:03):
but we get we get locked in. My uncle goes
to get my dad, and my dad pulls up to
pick me up, and Poppy's on the phone making the
phone call to mom and I'm just like, mommy's in DR,
realizing that I just got arrested. Poppy just came to
pick me up. He not even talking to me. He
(45:24):
literally saw me. It was like, and then we walked
straight to the car. He didn't say a word, and
I was like, oh, what do I do? And Mommy,
I was just like, yo, I can just imagine what
my mom is thinking being in DR and that she
leaves us alone for three fucking days and here I
am in fucking jail. Bro.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
By the way, the.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Criminal justice system is so fucked up that you go
to Jeff for graffiti. Her homegirl that was sixteen still
on rikers.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
She's still there, still got some I'll got some serious
ass tails. Man.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
My shit ain't even that crazy because I was a
good boy. But like, this is something, this is something
that would happen routinely with me. So Spanish is my
first language, but my mom refused to put me in
ESL as a kid, like, so she just threw me
to the wolves. So like, imagine your entire life right
up until you're like four or five years old, you're
(46:22):
speaking Spanish only then you go to school. And they
tried to play my mom. So they was like, well,
he speaks Spanish, let's put him in the Spanish class.
She wasn't fucking with that because she knew that that
class got way less resources, you know what I mean,
got like they didn't have. Like they were like, no, no, no,
not fuck that. Put him in the regular class. He
gonna learn English that way. So that's how I learned English.
So I went from speaking Spanish from like learning from
(46:44):
the from the from my conception to like four years old,
then from school pretty much my entire academic career speaking
like mostly English. So when I was like twelve, thirteen, fourteen, right,
I would have this issue rec contextualizing Spanish, like translating
it in my head. So mommy would send me to
(47:07):
the supermarket to get pat and I would get green
plantains because those were moss. So for my non Spanish
speaking folks, pat means mature planting, which means which means
it's softer, it's riper, and it's sweeter, it's sweet. It's
(47:29):
a sweet plantain. The other ones are green and like
not as ripe, and they're way they're they're like hard
right there. Yeah, yeah, their starts here. So my English
brain could not recontextualize maud and.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Moss doodle, which means more hard.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Yeah, so my stupid ass would get more hard flat
because my mom sent me to the supermarket moss doodle, which,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Is by the way to put it in the context.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
This is this is this man is thirty seven years old,
so this is we're going back twenty years back then
was like forty seven for a dollar.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yes, so he was at food was office hours exactly.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Squeezing every fucking plant, the hardest one to find, the
hardest plot.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Pach my hey, pach police.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
So I would get home with the with forty six
of the wrong plot and my mom would go, no, I.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Don't know, tell him, and I.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Would say, and I should be like Monday three nap,
don't come down, embassie.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
She would call me an imbecile.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
In that.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Go out of the coward. What is that a discipline man? Yeah?
Like what the fuck? So that's Charlatan, that's the best one.
Like that is old ass word. Yeah, that's how that's so,
that's how I would routinely upset my mother.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Damn. Raddy was really a good kid, right like, Yo, you.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Know I shot a cat nah in the courtyard. I'm like, no,
not like that.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
You know what it was?
Speaker 4 (49:23):
It's because it's because like my older sister was like
kind of doing all the teenager ship. So I was like, oh,
I'm not gonna make my mom feel like that.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
So I'm your sister. Yeah, that's Ingrid as you. She's like, nah, bro,
I'm getting first time. He's like look at you.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Yeah, like I'm drinking.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
But like it's you don't know. On the lowe on
the low. Yeah, in his car, parked in a safe spot.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
He's sixty nine y on the couch Ingrid was behind
the couch. H yeah, like on the nobody could see
her show up here one day and just sit in
silence for forty five minutes. You're staring at us like
in scrubs.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
Were were I was jerking motherfuckers off behind the couch.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Behind the couch. Oh ship, I don't even know you.
That's crazy. That's crazy. Who is crazy? That's crazy. No,
she's cool, she's cool. She's cool. But you but you,
oh like this guy's cool, he's not cool, right, you
got like, oh you gotta go cheap. Oh you're not cool?
Yeah whatever, Yo, anyway, let's jump this thing.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
I would help her, Yo.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Victory episode whatever. You know what I'm saying, because you're here,
maybe way back.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
At the tribe. You know what I'm saying, Lockheed, You
know what i mean.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Hit the light, hit the bell, hit the subscribe it
all that ship they tell all your friends coming.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
On the coming down the copy, down the compy, down
the comment. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Tell his bells. She looks beautiful to rainy. His tattoos
are amculate. You know what I'm saying that you love
his how he utilizes his goal fronts.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
And also tell us what's the most fucking embarrassing thing
you ever did?
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, because we in there, we answer.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
You know what I'm saying, Yeah, bitch, literally like m hm,
a luxury light light like
Speaker 9 (51:16):
H
Yo, what's up as you buddy kid? Marrily Human Duract.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Maybe because I keep it wavy Listen on this episode
of Victory, like we are talking about bad Bunny. Why
because he announced this tour and he is not going
nowhere in the United States at all.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You know what I mean? Why is that?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Is it because you know what I'm saying, we have
a new GTA trailer and everybody's too busy gooning, you
know what I'm saying to purchase tickets or to do
anything like that. Maybe it's that, Maybe it's that we
are completely obsessed with the lives of streamers and their drama,
you know what I mean. Or maybe he's trying to
be a nice guy and not distract us from the
real holiday Mother's Day, you know what I'm saying. It's
(00:33):
around the corner, and were trying to do nice things
for moms. So maybe he's just like, Yo, spend some
time with your mom, not me. We're gonna get to
the bottom of the shit. Stay right there, bitch, liter.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Of literary and here is trying to prave him for
the show.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, we're trying to get some prison this man is
talking about. Yeah, I was squishing, I was making jam.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, that's probably what it was. I don't even know.
I don't even know what type of time Man was on.
But you need it. If you need another one.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well you know what I'm saying. Yeah, listen. Then we
live in a capitalist society, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And this motherfuckers is Victory Life is episode one fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We're back at the traps. It's just the gang this time.
It's like I like it, you know what I mean? Uh,
I'm the kid, Marylyn. You know who I am.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Man, I'm you favorite Dominican uncle, you know what I'm saying,
the one that be drunk, fall asleep on the couch.
And I got a nice car and you're like, drive
your car. And I'm like, nah, the local uncle.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
You asks for a dollar but he gives you fine.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I bet I thought
my same cool bucket. Let you like I do you know?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And they're like, they're like, what does that mean? Feed
the chickens. I don't have any chickens. I'm like, yo, y'all,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, that's right, of course. You know that dulce beautiful
voice that you're hearing your microphone.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know what that is. That's Liz Belle Ordine stoop
up bit to New York City. That's right, man takes
him and on this I have the other batting of
the video crew. You know what I'm saying, Radio Vian bitch.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Don't play with it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes see, I love being in the studio because we
don't get this, we don't get the Yeah, of course,
you know what I'm saying. The rest of the gang
is in the building. You know what I'm saying. Victor
is he Aris Barry because he's building a house with
his bare hands. You know what I'm saying. He's right
now in the mountains of Italy doing that. You know
what I mean. He's making new Tella.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You know, he's making new tell with his feet, with
his feet. You know what I'm saying, Yo, you said
this ship in the same tone of voice as uh, he.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Put it all on her, Joe Looper. He's making nutella
with his He's liking it. And guess what she's like.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You know. Of course, the rest of the gig is
in the building redacted. You know what I'm saying, it's
in the building. QGTM hairstag Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I mean trying the freaking man. You know what I'm saying,
put this of the year. You know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying, He's That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You know what I'm saying. Only in pts O. That
means putting that ship on. You know what I mean,
That's what the acronym is. Of course, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
He's back. He wasn't hit last time. We lied to y'all.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He wasn't here last time because he was like, he
was like, Yo, I gotta do a destination with it
for Mark Zuckerberg. And I was just like, oh, I
hate Nigga ship, like you get into it and you know.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Who the fuck that is? Baby? He keeps the audio crisp,
like your fucking drawers. It's sad, insane, and this is.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Victor Like episode on fifteen, We're back. Oh my god,
it feels good to be on this soft ast couch.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
This ship has swallowed so many parts of mine, yo. Really,
it's out of control. And I don't I'm not mad,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I was waiting. I was,
I was. We got a couple of things to talk
about today, you know what I'm saying, because there's a
lot of shit going on in the world, and that's
what we do. We talk about the ship that's going
on the world, and we make you laugh while we
(04:13):
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
First off, my good sis uh uh brought to our
attention that Bad Bunny is announcing his new tour. Mysteriously
missing from the dates is any US dates like the
Continental US. I mean, you know what I'm saying because
you know, Dominicans apport because y y'all argue in the
comments about like who's the country and who belongs to
(04:36):
the United States.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Whatever I'm not, don't put me in it, you know
what I'm saying. Why am I in it? Don't put
me in it, y'all argue. But there's no like Ohio. Stop.
You know what I'm saying. On the Bad Bunny, I
have I feel What the fun was you doing in Ohio?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I was go carting, bowling, making, eating handmade cheese, fucking
staying in a hotel with a hotel inside the room
for about for like four or five days. Me and
two bad bitches for like under two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's crazy, That's what I was.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You want to enjoy his life?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, but that's that's the type of attitude that make
you miss out on good in your life list.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Everybody want to go to Miami Kansas City?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Bro, you ever been to Kansas City?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's nothing over there, but it is, and it's cold
as fuck. Yeah, yeah, it'd be cold as hell.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't know. I'd be thinking like it's just the North.
I'm a dumb ass. I just be thinking like just
the Northeast is cold. And then like Alaska and not
to be going on the place, and I'm like, yo,
hold on, California is not supposed to be cold. Arizona
is not supposed to be waiting in the desert.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Why is it cold? And it's just like, nigga, you
should have been a school.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Them square states, get it? They get crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, it's because they're not real, Like, yeah, it's just
a square like, ain't no, nigga, I don't give a
fuck if you don't got a border that's like a
river or some mountains, some ship, you know what I'm saying.
And this is that real broke it out of Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You fake you have the Oklahoma is.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oklahoma, Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You never met nobody from Oklahoma. The second you say
something bad about somebody, bro.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Everywhere I'm I'm gonna pop out of this is gonna
be a nigga Oklahoma plates.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I still want to know what happens. It's been two seasons.
I still want to know what happens in Oklahoma's Dick.
I need to know, you know, the long, the long
skinny Dick of Oklahoma. I need to know what goes
on there. Checks.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
We should take what's good, bro, we should take a
Victory Lights school trip.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Dick.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Listen, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Who's not going to Oklahoma's Dick. Beny thought aka Bad
Buddy a going. You know what I'm saying, Uh, why did.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We think this is?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You have some theories, Liz, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I mean, I've been to a few Bad Bunny concerts.
I know why. I mean, you live in the United States.
You know what the fun going on?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You better see what you see?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You know? To me, it was that right, like It's like, Yo,
Bad Bunny's been known to make political statements in his music.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You know what I'm saying, like, and he's a mainstream honest,
so that's like, you know, it's you know, it takes
some go on it is to do that, you know,
but shout out to him.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I immediately thought that, like, you know, I used to
snatching people up left and right, going crazy, and he's
just like, man, fuck you, I'm not going to reward
off of this with my beautiful music.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I also think they would use his concerts as a
way to find people.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I think that's very aware of all of that.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Ship Like he's also not Uh, it's like Bad Bunny
is essentially a walking economy, kind of like drug right
where Drake is Like Drake by himself is like five
percent of Torontal's economy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, Bad Bunny himself is like an institution lokey. So
I don't think that he wants to bring business and
or revenue to a country that is that has been,
that has historically secured it and taking advantage of his homeland.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Especially because they you know, pr is a part of
the US, but they're not treated as such. So it's
like I'm pretty sure he's like, I I'm gonna do
my Puerto Rico tour where I'm just gonna perform in
Puerto Rico, then I'll do a world tour.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And I honestly, y'all, Yo, it's crazy that you said
the shit about yo, because I didn't. I didn't I
thought of like Ice and all that stuff in like
the political sense of like, yo, he's like against this ship.
I did not even think of the possibility of just
mad Ice Vans posted up outside the Bad Bunny concert
like fucking like Prudential Center, just waiting for motherfuckers to
(08:37):
come out, like hey, hey come here.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, are you a Latino?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So no, they're going around asking people if they speak Spanish?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You speak Spanish?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, Like I wouldn't come here neither, bro.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Fuck but I think Okay, fine, guys, there's something I
gotta tell you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I think.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
The real reason Bad Bunny is skipping the US is
because of me. Okay, it's me. It's my fault, man
A Right, guys, what'd you do? That's because I can't
handle I can't handle him and Hunter Shaeffer being in
the same hemisphere.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I can't do it. It makes you do.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Just knowing that.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Beneito and Hunter are alive at the same time, makes
me a threat to national security if I find out. So,
if I find out that they're even on the same continent,
I'm staging a coup. I'm I'm taking over and that's something.
And Benito knows this and he can't risk that risk.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, he doesn't want this. Motheruer, I'll take the l bro.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
You're making us all collectively.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Take b This is like when when your sibling does
something wrong and you'll get your ass. Well, yeah, this
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You know what's crazy. This is what I was thinking about. Like,
the US is kind of starting to feel like the
Auntie's house with mad roaches.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You don't want to go to that you don't want
to go to.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
You're just like, fuck, I guess I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You don't want to eat that.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, Like you don't even want to step in that, bitch,
but I yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, you wear your book bag the whole time, the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
If it's one of those houses, bro, and I'm not
gonna name names, you know what I'm saying. I want
to shame nobody in my extended family. But it's one
of them houses where you go and They're like, Yo,
take your shoes off. And you take your shoes off,
You're like, I shouldn't have did that, bro, because these
socks are light colored socks. And now I come out
of here looking like I just ran uphill at like
wave hill in the Bronx and ship like through soil.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know what I'm saying. Like, or you walk around
the house with socks on, and then your socks is
mysteriously wet.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Oh my god, that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Just makes me feel nasty.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
But Benetho, this show up to the met gala with
what a look that I would like to describe as
like agent hebott you know what I'm saying, Like he
came dressed like traditional not traditional, Well a hat was
a traditional It's not what the fuck is I should
call the ship with the shows sticking out on the
size I should notice. So you had a bib on
at the met gala. You know what I'm saying, shot
(10:58):
the mom you know what I'm saying, on the check
you know, let it educating us.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
He had a on that wasn't mommy, that was that
was that was.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It was maternal energy. You know what I'm saying, It
comes through.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Uh So he's representing Puerto Rico in like a place
where it's like it's very stuffy, you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So, I mean I feel like he's making statements, you
know what I mean, Like he's making statements.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
As someone who's worked with Bad Bunny and I've been
to like six of his six.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I think that. I think that Bad Bunny is very
intentional about everything that he does. And Bro, I was
at the last concert New York is ghetto.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Bro, they storm the stadium.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
The second night of the show. They stormed the stadium,
people broken, people who paid hundreds of dollars for tickets
couldn't get in. There's people passing out getting drunk before
the concert starts. There's couples arguing and fighting outside like
there's people wilding, like I know. And even the way
the US reacts to him, it's very overwhelming, Like the
way New Yorkers, not even just New Yorkers, just the
(12:11):
United States react to him in that kind of hive
like yo, yo just pictures. They don't really care about
the human It's like, Bro, he not trying to come
over here for that reason. I really think it's like Yo,
these people are a little bit more hectic than I'm
used to. I'm I'm gonna come back in a few years.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Let's die, it'd be like that. But listen, you think
you could just text Gale and you could just work
with bad Bunny six times? All right? Oh, I just
want to no, no, no, I just want to know
when I end in a Hideo Kojima game, I will
not shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
For four years, we campaign miss fucking nasty Be to
come up front.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We don't fought for him, right this guy's having thres
in hotels in Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
No, no, no, no, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
We're doing work. You know what I was working.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I didn't even have a good time.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I take camera text Gail out of anxiety. You
know what I'm saying. That was it. That was what
that was. That wasn't like a flex like yo, I know, GILK,
we're cool. That was like a yo. I'm worried about
black women. Also, Also, you text a Gail out of anxiety.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
That's what you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
That's what you're telling me right now on this podcast. Yeah,
I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you. Because listen, man,
just because Trump is President.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That don't mean that we can't advance as the people,
because that's everybody's responsible for their own self.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know what I'm saying. Everybody's responsible for their own
self the way that they make money. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Barbershop, you know why. That's true knowledge yourself. I can't
even be what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
When niggas pull out the nod chopper, it's about to
be a fight. No no, no, no, that's right before
we scraped.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hold on no.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
That shit, yeah, yo, speaker, holding on, bro. We've been
holding on for two fucking long. Bro, We've been holding
on for a very long time. And this it's almost
a meme. I'm sure y'all seen this meme in like
comments of like Instagram posts or Twitter or whatever. If
something crazy happens, people will be like, Yo, Gail King
was on the moon before we got GTA six.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Ligitylight like like.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Ligity like like Gail King was on the moon before
we got GTA six.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
They again, Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's just coming out never read in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
But they did drop a trailer as our good brother
Raindy put in there, and uh, everybody is.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Very horny over the main characters.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
So Rockstar did like a really big content dump of
like GTA six content. A bunch of characters got their
own trailers, they released the images and shit, and like,
everybody's insanely hot for no reason.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Also, I love it. It's in Vice City again, so
a lot of so Vice City is in Florida, in
the world of in the world of Rockstar.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No Batlety gay Tony, best DLC ever probably ever incredible,
say helicopter.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, one of three Dominican video game characters in history,
by the way.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
And then but yeah, so they did a big content
drop and we got like an actual release date this time,
which is May twenty six. Oh yeah, oh awesome, yeah
hell ye know, and people have been doing like these
breakdowns and shiit like like so basically what Rockstar did
was they dropped a bunch of content that was like like, yeah, motherfucker,
(15:45):
look at all this work we put in. Look at it,
Look at all look at all these fucking uh fuck
goddamn it, Like, look look at all these textures. Yeah,
look at all these textures. Look at what we're making.
Look at what we're making. The PS five do motherfucker
it was worth the way.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
It's just sound like a seven thirty seven taken off. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
They did the same thing that they did with the
Brooklyn Mirage. They were like, Yo, look a look at
all this Look but it's actually gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Work this time. That's the thing Larage canceled everything.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Uh uh, question this a little abstract. You know what
I'm saying is could could could Bad Bunny possibly be
skipping the US because he's like, Yo, I'm protesting against
grant the photo six because yeah, didn't put no Puerto
Ricans in the fucking in the main characters. You know
(16:31):
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Even though Shorty could be Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah,
she could.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Be Cuban, you know what I'm saying, But I don't
think she might not be.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I gotta read some of the dialogue first, figure out
if she's Cuban and perto Rican, because if she's Cuban.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And she's gonna be like, you know what, we gotta
really close our borders.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Fuck, we really gotta close our We sell this math
we gotta close our borders and make sure that Yeah
there's a DLC where you gotta you gotta get on stage,
as her say.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my god, I will fun Mama. Yeah, yeo, so
(17:22):
is crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You know somebody's gonna do that because it's you know,
great vot you know as we all know, like you know,
it's every platform. You know, it's coming out for every platform.
The PC girlies are gonna go crazy and mod this ship.
Don't make that mod just because you heard it here,
or maybe do because you heard it here, so that
you know what I'm saying, the tracks I influenced.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
You know what I'm saying, list don't make the mod
and then blame rock Star. Right like that, we're gonna
get a lot of self reporting, which motherfucker's gonna be like, Yo,
why like yo, I.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Made this patch that makes everybody naked.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Shout out to Eric Andrey bro like remember that you
know what mean him of him where he shoots Hannibal
and then he goes, why would Hannibal do this? This
happened with Red Dead Redemption right where like somebody like
hog tied a guy to his horse and then dragged
him across the map alive, what tied him to a cactus,
(18:17):
watched him bake in the sun, and then watched crows
eat his like fester. And then they said, Yo, why
would rock Star do this?
Speaker 7 (18:28):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Luke did that? Yeah,
that was Luke and Kyle.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
We're not about to act like that, like you didn't
all those events together.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Listen, Luke and.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Kyle some shroom gummies and stairs to the computer and
they were like, dude, yeah, yo, what if dude, what
if he fucking holy fucked totally yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah, that's fucking Narls Barkley.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Right. It's like when Shorty do the simpsus, Like, Bro,
you could create your whole world? Why your baby off?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I yeah, what what's going on in?
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
People are sick and that's what to your point, And
then they'll blame the video game company, like, yo, why
did you make this a possibility? Bro? Maybe they were
regular people. They weren't even thinking that you would build
a pool and then put all your sins in the
pool and then building an unclimbable fence around the pool
and then take the latter out.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
As you're speaking to me, I feel like this is
what God is saying to us, I gave y'all free will.
I had no idea, Ship. I didn't know, y'all, y'all
was he. I didn't even know your mind, couldn't even
think about doing.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Like God about to come down like like fucking t
I n A t L would be like you fucking
free will back, nigga.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He gonna come down. He's gonna come down like Tay
Diggs of God.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Oh ship, oh God, we're breaking some news here.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
The new pope has been elected.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Who is it revealed?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
He is an American Max from Chicago, Kanye. He's a
graduate of Villanova University.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
What okay? Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
What is happening?
Speaker 7 (20:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Robert Francis Prevoust? Robert Francis Prevost, I don't know. He's old.
Oh you kid, be a young pope. I love the
bomb after that, like he's dropping a Tropoholics. He's sixty
nine years old. Sixty nine nice Papaholics. Real shit. He
(20:42):
is the first American pope. Oh shit, the first American pope. Damn, Yo, damn.
This is bad.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
This is bad because now Trump is going to go
on truth social be like lick the best PEPs come
from America. We have the first American pope ever. That's
you know what, that's because of me.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Listen, listen, We're gonna have to tell Mainland Italy to
hold this dick.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
All right.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
You know what fucking time it is. You see America
in my I'm in my dress blues baby, that's on phone,
m Grave. You know what fucking time it is? T
dollars baby, we're taking over for the.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Nine nine and the two thousand.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Dollars. What are you guys gonna do in the Vatican
now that you guys have taken over as Americans.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
First order of business, We're gonna add a Hennessy water
cooler in the in the corners of all of the
pews because churches. Listen, some of the best people that
I know go to church.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's very boring, very very boring, very boring time.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
It's not very fun.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It's not very fun.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
You add you throw Henny cool ottas in the mix, Well,
Henny seawater cooler. It's very very American.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Chicago.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I love my people.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Oh all right, Chicago, I love Chicago. At the end
of every sermon, we played three hun by Chief Keith
in edible song.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I love it. You know why because at church?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
What do you do?
Speaker 7 (22:03):
You cool out with your youngins? All right, that's why
they announced the white smoke because you know what, the
white smoke? What are they smoking?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
That's normal? You don't just do that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Bro, it's crazy that you said that, yo, because like
he said, like he'd be saying ship. I'm like, bro,
it's crazy. I'm like, am I getting old? Because he
said some ship? And I was like that's kind of true.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I was like fuck. I was like, damn uh. I
feel like a person that I don't like is right
about something.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's just normal. Yeah, that's that's normal. Sometimes people are right,
and sometimes people are fastest, and they might be right
once or twice.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
That's crazy. It's like a broken clock.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, but we don't acknowledge them, and we don't get fastest,
no good publicity.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We don't care. It suck a dick. Yeah, Draco exists
only in in GTA six. Yeah. Yeah, Draco is the
it's bizarro Trump. That's what I might actually be regular Trump.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's like I just tug like normal in front of
my people, but what I'm closed doors?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, when he's behind closed doors. He turned in a
Denzel Curry. He got the wicks in his hair, he
took the mask. Yeah, Trump of Wix is nuts.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
He got the big complation terminently on a perky bro.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
He's proud, he said, you know how, he knew the
purpose fake but he hate it because he's a super gravilin.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
He's on a he on a fir thirty thirty. Yo,
He's like Nephigi Kevin from China except my painkillers. Yo,
does perky as I'm off a bean.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
You know. Oh my god. So Beneito's skipping everything. It's
could because of that. It could because it is. It
could be because of Recon's obsession.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I feel like I really feel old now today because
it used to be that people were obsessed with like rappers, actors, athletes.
People are now obsessed with streamers. Like streamers are their
own economy, They're their own thing. They have their own
very wide lane. I used to clown back in the day.
I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying. You know what
I mean, Let's let's get something popping. But is Beneatho
(24:28):
skipping that is he skipping over the us because we're
obsessed with streamers and streaming drama because.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
And Poppy Chulo and my dude or they I am bad.
That's what he said. This is about this final don't
do it. They might be or yet. Oh but you
(24:57):
local you know auto some Oh yeah no some some
oh ship it's in for one now. Oh yeah, prepared force.
(25:19):
That's what we're on. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
But yo, fantas so fantom uh And you gave a
good insight to this because I was panicking.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I love Dominican people. I was gonna say, I love
Dominican men. It's crazy. I love Dominican people.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
That makes two of us.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, I love my people.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So whenever they blow up and shine, I love like
Karl Anthony Towns busting everybody's eyes. And you know what
I'm saying against busting yesterday, Phantom is out here busting
everybody's eyes in the streaming game. But he released statements
saying like, yo, I'm no longer a member of AM
I'm out of here, yo, and like doing like like
like kind of like cryptic.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Tweets like blocked they blocked him, that they blocked.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Him from the social media accounts and this and this
and that and I was just like, Yo, is this true.
I was like, Yo, my Dominican King, like no, they're
trying to play him, like no, don't play with my son.
And then I was just like wait a minute. I
was like, these dudes are very smart and they're very
like on top of like their branding and all that ship.
Especially Phantom, bro, like he like beyond you know what
I'm saying, Because like you were saying, oh.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I was saying, oh yeah, I love that I have
you trained. I feel so.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It's home training.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I think that Phantom is very fucking smart, and I
think he's also emotionally intelligent. So all of this just
might be theatrics.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm gonna just.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Say, Bro, he probably handled the ship, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I mean, I don't know, they get hid.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
All I know is I love Phantom and he's welcome
to at all times.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Come on, you know you know what it is baby,
Come on, slide through the trap. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Also, everybody goes solo at some point, man, you know
what I'm saying. JT So and look he Beyonce like
I don't know, yeah, you know what I mean. Sometimes
you gotta know when you when you outgrown some ship. Yeah,
I just I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Just a little too.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I just.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Just a little too, just just a little and the
toot is a shovel. But uh yeah, no, we we
live in a I just the streamer ship like something
like I want to act like I'm too old and
too cool to give a fuck about that ship. But
then like Phantom, I'm like, oh ship, damn, he left him.
He fucked, Like what's going on?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
What's like now?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
I'm like interested, you know, I'm like fake invested, but
I just every other time I'm not, because I just
we live in a world where like I'll see a
tweet that's like it's like a clip from a stream
and if the tweeted, the tweet reads like Dookie Teeth
is mad at his best friend Cracks Smoke for flirting
with his girl Regina.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeast Master in the middle of his stream.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
And I don't know, I think it's crazy that I'm
expected to just like find the will to live after
reading ship like that on my timeline.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yo. Well, the thing is you might not know them,
but they're getting paid a gajillion dollars, dude, god knows
what every single day.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, to do fuck hole every single.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Day I don't even be mad at it, bro, I
don't be mad at it. Like when I look at streamers,
I'm like, yo, yeah, motherfucker's found the way. And guess what,
I don't think that that's easy at all, because you
you have to entertain an audience. For six seven, I
did thirty days straight.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
That's nuts, thirty days straight.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Constantly talking, making people laugh, trying to like yeah, that's insane.
I mean, we don't know what they're doing, but.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
That motherfucker always his energy is always so high that
I want to be like, yo, calm down something.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
They not doing that for us, even me as a
thirty year old, Like, yo, he's not talking to us.
This is like really for the younger kids, which just
happened to be in the world that they're in. But
I could never hate it on the streamer, bro. And
I'm really I'm really fighting against the grain of becoming
the old hater bitch. It's just like you don't understand
the ship that the younger kids are doing it, like, look,
(29:18):
get the fuck out of here. It's like I don't
want to be that, so I'm trying to understand the
youth it's like trying to see trying to understand why
children watch people play with toys on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yo, fam, can we talk about the one and a
half minutes that blew my fa? I never understood how.
I was just like, Yo, I can buy you that ship.
It's a it's a fucking five dollars block. It's like
this ship is in a bin at Target, Nigga when
you walk in right by the fake pizza hut?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Like what do we? I could just why are you
watching this? Filipino lady? Opening just watched the game last night?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, you can't fucking who.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Wo So why would I do that?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
You see he's the mic.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
See but it's crazy. It's don't say blame rock Star.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I would yes, it gotta be Bro. I would never
say that.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I would never say that. We're about to say, Joe, listen,
we not just for that, yo, We all three of us.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
We played twenty one bro at the Pipes from the
Pip Joe Buddy Jillian Walla, and they did it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Fuck it, we're doing it. We hoping. Yeah, like twenty
one Yo.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
May're about to go home and go in his sauna
and wring out his balls on purpose. Here about to
go like this with his ball sack and then he
about to wear shorts with nos he gonna be like, Yo,
how tall are you ready?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Favey perfect put a low the room to seven.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Ft recognized an EMT to be on stand by.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yes, yoh.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
However, bro I'm gonna pass out' gonna wake up like
what the fuck is that smack?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
He's got one long ass curly pu yok my, I
brot like Nah's.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Crazy as Meryl will probably cook all of us in basketball?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yo, you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I got the old man game because now I'm playing
with my kids and like the younger kids in the
neighborhood basketball. You know what I'm saying, Like, I know
you're going to isolate that clip and be like Melo
was playing with the kids in the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Merrow did what no basketball? Okay sports, It's victory a
weird old podcast.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Malvro manship playing with the kids and his neighborhood. Yo,
what is going on on that plaf.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Why does he talk like that? What do you talk
like that?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Why do you why does it take so much effort
for you to move your tongue? You know what I'm saying,
that that's insane. You gotta stop that, yo. But nah,
that's like I feel like that was like the O
G Brain Rot. It was like the Vigdeo, like the
like the Unboxing ship, because then it became weird, bro
because like I saw my kids, like the evolution of
(32:06):
this ship. Right first, it was like it was just
one lady. It was like a Filipino lady. I remember
because I remember I voiced distinctly, and every time I've
I've been in like a mother and baby like delivery thing.
I got four I've been there four times, you know
what I'm saying, and once for angry and trying to think, uh,
the nurses. I remember that, you know what I'm saying.
It was like you know what I'm saying, like here
comea And I remember that the voices, you know what
(32:27):
I'm saying and the accent. So I was like, even
though Shorty wasn't on camera, no, you can see what's
her hands. I knew she was Filipino because the accent,
and plus she had a hospital bracelet on that said
like hospital I.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
D r N.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, you know what
I'm saying. So I knew but then after that it
became now we're not just opening boxes. You're like, how
the fuck did you.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Got hospital?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
She just came home from work. She's in the middle
of the show. Okay, wait, you thought she broke out
of the hospital.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Why would she have that, don't She's.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Like these I gotta open these girls, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
But then it became that into like, yo, we're just
doing weird shit, like they would order like a big
ass gummy worm and just cut it into pieces. Now
it's like, okay, this is officially brain raped, bro, because
what are you getting out of this? You know what
I'm saying. And that's why bad buddies skip in the
United States, because that's all we do all day. They
do tiktoks, whereas one side is just like a screw
getting screwed into a hole, and then this side is
like Timothy chy Lame doing the Millie Rock.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
And then the top is like a random mobile game
where you're jumping over the trains or something.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
They'll have all of these motherfucking screens, all kinds of splits,
and then they'll have an actual visual verbals fucking story
being told, and you're trying to keep up with every
single thing, and then you realize and then you wonder, motherfucker,
why you can't sit down and read a three fucking
a paragraph in a book. It's like, bro, of course not.
They're literally trying to fry our fucking brain.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
And they are succeeding, Bro, because I would like that's
so look, I'm gonna make a this on.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Who not mom fish sock seed talking about right now?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Oh my boy boy boy, my boy star. You know
what I mean. Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, because you know
what every tween gona be iri, Everything's gonna be hurry.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
You know when when May I go to the Spanish
town over there and we see the world boss and
then tell me, I mean I use kicks up no more.
I say, that's the choice that you are willing to
make because I love to watch me finish with the cakes.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
So yo, that is the wildest fives cartell line I
ever heard of. Myne listen.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
That literally like like.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Literally like that's like new brain rot. But I have
I have a theory here, Okay, and don't beat me
up because Mother's Day is coming up. But our moms
put us onto the og brain rot, the og brain
rot okay, and this is.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Like Latino kids. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Oh, I feel like the og Brain Rot was Soberthohian
there because it was twelve hours long. It had no structure,
it didn't make no sense. It's like, Yo, we're gonna
go from a musical act to tell you about Captain Crunch,
to tell you about this comedy's kid to now we
got four kids singing a hotel California, and then.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
And then this clown demon is gonna kick people out
and playing a horn like ya.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
It was like it was like the first og over stimulation, bro,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
And then now to make it to bring in full circle,
is beneath O aware of that and he's just like yo,
y'all just went for the og brain rode to the
new brain Rod.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I'm never coming to the United States ever again. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I'm sure bad Bunny has WhatsApp and he sees what
the fuck is going on over there? You feel me
withoutur Caribbean parents and the AI Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yo, Mother's Day's coming up, bro, and I don't want
an AI scammer to call my mom and be like mommy,
mom me at weeh, came madle She's like, hey, came
came mad No, It's okay, Yoo said.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh yeah made mami. I need something from you. It's
you song.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
I need you social Security number, and I need you
day of birth and I need you address and your
phone number and uh the name of your children and
the day of birth.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
And she's just like claud to and then she just
writes it down and gives it to me. You know
what I'm saying. That makes me nervous, bro, It makes
me nervous.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
My mom showed me a video the other day and
she had a witness. She's she showed me a video.
I'm a big ass fucking dog. And I'm like, ma,
there's there's there's no way you watching this. And you
think because she was like, bro, you know damn well
that this ship is bad fake And she's like like
(36:56):
and even when my pap was as, I'm like, Poppy,
you can't believe everything you see on the internet because
the thing is wait, wait, I don't know if it's
just Caribbeans in general, but Dominicans. If there is a
link and there is a picture, forget that ship is
shown head Stone And another thing is that these motherfuckers
(37:16):
listen to the news like background music. Like the news
to them is is just it's like yeah, it's like there.
It's just that's that's just what they hear.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
It's just there.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah. That's why the biggest YouTube segment in DR is
old men sitting around in the room random studio talking politics,
like but not really talking politics. Be like.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
You, I love them because they be cursing and they
be fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's not even the Constitution that on free speech because
I'm like, if motherfuckers is.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
They risking it all?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
You know what I'm saying. But let me ask you
all this. You know Mother's Day is coming up, so
you know we want to make our mom is happy.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't know I'm gonna do that, you know, by
just being me.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
You know what I'm saying, something bitchy.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Alright, bro listen, We're gonna go to Marshals. You gotta
some nice soap, yo, Yo. This is every Dominican mom.
I don't care like you could be like, Yo, my
mom's right here.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
That's not true. You're lying. If you buy your Dominican
mom something for Mother's Day and it's expensive. They ain't
touching it.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
If you hear the fucking Marshals, bro, and you get
fucking Crabtree and Evelyn Peach soap, They're like, ay, wow, Wow,
what is that Lean? And I'm just like, Yo, Crabtree, evelying, Bro,
shit is mad exotic. Meanwhile, I'm just like scraping the
price off the ship. It's like two ninety nine Clearance, Like.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
They love that ship. Bro.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I'm like, Yo, my mom gotta pay a fucking Louis loafus. Well,
she ain't never warn what God damn it. She wanted
to church one time and.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
She was like, hey, no I hit them.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Mean.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm like, that's called haters to I be alert, to
be alert to alert, alert vibe. But I'm sorry, sorry,
I don't want to any So the question is for
y'all give me.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I started off, you know what I'm saying because I
feel like I'm the most the biggest disappointment in this room.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
A moment where you where you where you had to
face your mom's and you was like, damn, bro, like
I really disappointed her.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Bro, you know what I'm saying, Like even not maybe
not in a moment but like hindsight, you know what
I'm saying looking back on it. I'll tell you right now.
I might have told this story on a different platforms,
but it might be the first time telling it all victory.
Like I was in nights Your housing with a guy
who's I don't know his government name, but his tech
name was Selk s c Okay shot the Selk Man.
(39:56):
If I see y'all, I hope you free my brother,
you know what I'm saying. But if you're not free
selk Uh with Silk and Uh and Nate shot the nace.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
You know what I'm saying. He's turned over a new leaf.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
He's lifting weights, he's staying in all his post on
Instagram is about gains nowadays. And I see you know
what I'm saying there. My little nig my mom used
to call him loco. Anyway, I was up there with
those two Shenan Again hooligans smoking angel dust and we
had the next dott chrip phones on deck that day,
and we were all up there smoking angel dust and
break dancing because that seemed like the thing to do.
(40:27):
Climb all the way up to the rooftop of the projects.
You know what I'm saying, don't open the door and
go on the roof because the alarm is gonna go
off and then we can't see hear him smoke smoke
dust in the darkness and then start pop blocking, you know,
and uh, hours and hours and hours passed by. I
didn't notice because dust affects. You're in a fugue state,
you know what I'm saying. You're disassociating. You feel me,
so I see the concern in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Don't worry. I haven't smoked dust in like weeks. Speed
past weeks, weeks is progress. Probably. So my sister, my
little sister, had to come pick me up.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
And when she did, she showed up with her boyfriend
and they put me in a car because I couldn't
get in the car because when she said sit in
the car, I said, no doubt. And I sat on
the sidewalk and I was and I got mad because
I was like, why y'all not driving? And she's like,
because you're not in the car, you dumb motherfucker. She's like,
I gotta take you home like this. She's like, cause
mommy is momy, Mommy's calling us, bro. We got to
(41:28):
come home because we both left the house like together,
and I was like our thing, like, yo, I'm taking
it with Yo, It's okay, she's safe, she's with me.
She'd go slide with her boyfriend and I go smoke
us in the projects.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
So I go home.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
She takes me home and my guys, this is like
around this time, like may you know what I'm saying?
At times, and I have a north face checking on
and I'm like, Yo, you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna put this on very tightly so that my
mom doesn't know I'm high. I did this multiple times,
by the way, and it never worked. So everything I
(42:01):
came in the house, oh you mean like the hood
on hood and I pulled the elastic strings so that
all you see is just like Ninja eyes.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
It's like it's like a bronx, like you know what
I'm saying, Like Broker, you know what I'm saying, Like
it just comes the whole ship and bro I walked
in there and my sister's like, Yo, what are you
doing this?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Man?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Like you're gonna walking in with a jacket, come in
your whole face. You look mad, suss like you might
as well, just walk in there looking like sweet secret
scirrel because she's not gonna kick.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Like this is more sucks. And I was like, no, no, no,
you don't know. I was like, I know everything.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
And I walked in there, bro, and my mom just
looked at me and she didn't say ship to me, Bro.
She just looked at me and said, hey, oh no Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I was like, shout to the hart snipe me.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I was like, and she never cursed me out before.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (42:54):
I would rather like going through, even though I don't
know bath call you cat said also put the mommy
to do that guy get the car and you get
that plot.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Though, I would have rather that she just said yes
me and just got started getting ready for work.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I was like, ah, you fucking bomb, go in your room,
you piece of ship and like wallow and self pity.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And I was like, that's exactly what I did. I
was like, fuck. I was like, my failure, damn man,
here I am here, I have baby Bunny, got something coming.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah, that's crazy, let's not do that.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Do that.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
I gotta say mine the time that I disappointed my
mom or my parents the most, Bro, I got arrested.
What I got arrested? I said that, Like what when
I was like fourteen?
Speaker 5 (43:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
No, no, I think I was like thirteen. Yeah, I
was thirteen. I got arrested for guess what, graffiti?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Bitch?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
No, yeah, it was bro and this is some bullshit.
It wasn't even graffiti. I was literally just riding on
a wall with fucking marker. Yeah. And then some dts
pulled up and it was like some dickhead dts. He
was so hyped to catch somebody in the crime. His
dick got hard, like he was oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
(44:20):
he walked in, he walked he came after me, like
the fucking Yns who who got caught lacking in the
smoke shop, was like yeah, like yoh, what's good. I
was thirteen. My mom was in dr Bro when this happened,
so I was unsupervised. They had to call my mom
from dr because I was like, ye're not calling my father.
I don't care what you do. Do not call my
(44:43):
father because Boppy don't play that shiit bro. First of all,
they had me and my cousin locked up like some
animals in the back. My hun pulls up to finally
get us out. Because we were too young for them
to send us like away. But the homegirl that was
me had just turned sixteen, so she had to go away. Yeah,
(45:03):
but we get we get locked in. My uncle goes
to get my dad, and my dad pulls up to
pick me up, and Poppy's on the phone making the
phone call to mom and I'm just like, mommy's in DR,
realizing that I just got arrested. Poppy just came to
pick me up. He not even talking to me. He
(45:24):
literally saw me. It was like, and then we walked
straight to the car. He didn't say a word, and
I was like, oh, what do I do? And Mommy,
I was just like, yo, I can just imagine what
my mom is thinking being in DR and that she
leaves us alone for three fucking days and here I
am in fucking jail. Bro.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
By the way, the.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Criminal justice system is so fucked up that you go
to Jeff for graffiti. Her homegirl that was sixteen still
on rikers.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
She's still there, still got some I'll got some serious
ass tails. Man.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
My shit ain't even that crazy because I was a
good boy. But like, this is something, this is something
that would happen routinely with me. So Spanish is my
first language, but my mom refused to put me in
ESL as a kid, like, so she just threw me
to the wolves. So like, imagine your entire life right
up until you're like four or five years old, you're
(46:22):
speaking Spanish only then you go to school. And they
tried to play my mom. So they was like, well,
he speaks Spanish, let's put him in the Spanish class.
She wasn't fucking with that because she knew that that
class got way less resources, you know what I mean,
got like they didn't have. Like they were like, no, no, no,
not fuck that. Put him in the regular class. He
gonna learn English that way. So that's how I learned English.
So I went from speaking Spanish from like learning from
(46:44):
the from the from my conception to like four years old,
then from school pretty much my entire academic career speaking
like mostly English. So when I was like twelve, thirteen, fourteen, right,
I would have this issue rec contextualizing Spanish, like translating
it in my head. So mommy would send me to
(47:07):
the supermarket to get pat and I would get green
plantains because those were moss. So for my non Spanish
speaking folks, pat means mature planting, which means which means
it's softer, it's riper, and it's sweeter, it's sweet. It's
(47:29):
a sweet plantain. The other ones are green and like
not as ripe, and they're way they're they're like hard
right there. Yeah, yeah, their starts here. So my English
brain could not recontextualize maud and.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Moss doodle, which means more hard.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Yeah, so my stupid ass would get more hard flat
because my mom sent me to the supermarket moss doodle, which,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Is by the way to put it in the context.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
This is this is this man is thirty seven years old,
so this is we're going back twenty years back then
was like forty seven for a dollar.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yes, so he was at food was office hours exactly.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Squeezing every fucking plant, the hardest one to find, the
hardest plot.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Pach my hey, pach police.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
So I would get home with the with forty six
of the wrong plot and my mom would go, no, I.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Don't know, tell him, and I.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Would say, and I should be like Monday three nap,
don't come down, embassie.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
She would call me an imbecile.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
In that.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Go out of the coward. What is that a discipline man? Yeah?
Like what the fuck? So that's Charlatan, that's the best one.
Like that is old ass word. Yeah, that's how that's so,
that's how I would routinely upset my mother.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Damn. Raddy was really a good kid, right like, Yo, you.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Know I shot a cat nah in the courtyard. I'm like, no,
not like that.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
You know what it was?
Speaker 4 (49:23):
It's because it's because like my older sister was like
kind of doing all the teenager ship. So I was like, oh,
I'm not gonna make my mom feel like that.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
So I'm your sister. Yeah, that's Ingrid as you. She's like, nah, bro,
I'm getting first time. He's like look at you.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Yeah, like I'm drinking.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
But like it's you don't know. On the lowe on
the low. Yeah, in his car, parked in a safe spot.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
He's sixty nine y on the couch Ingrid was behind
the couch. H yeah, like on the nobody could see
her show up here one day and just sit in
silence for forty five minutes. You're staring at us like
in scrubs.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
Were were I was jerking motherfuckers off behind the couch.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Behind the couch. Oh ship, I don't even know you.
That's crazy. That's crazy. Who is crazy? That's crazy. No,
she's cool, she's cool. She's cool. But you but you,
oh like this guy's cool, he's not cool, right, you
got like, oh you gotta go cheap. Oh you're not cool?
Yeah whatever, Yo, anyway, let's jump this thing.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
I would help her, Yo.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Victory episode whatever. You know what I'm saying, because you're here,
maybe way back.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
At the tribe. You know what I'm saying, Lockheed, You
know what i mean.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Hit the light, hit the bell, hit the subscribe it
all that ship they tell all your friends coming.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
On the coming down the copy, down the compy, down
the comment. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Tell his bells. She looks beautiful to rainy. His tattoos
are amculate. You know what I'm saying that you love
his how he utilizes his goal fronts.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
And also tell us what's the most fucking embarrassing thing
you ever did?
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, because we in there, we answer.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
You know what I'm saying, Yeah, bitch, literally like m hm,
a luxury light light like
Speaker 9 (51:16):
H
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