Episode 134 | "Vegan Dome"

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Of literary like like like literary like.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Y'all man, Yeah, listen, ladies and gentlemen, you know what
this is. That's right, maybe.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
The big VEO victory like baby, she better kive Marl,
the human d flap radio value in the building, goddamn
in the as Yes, sir, saying lizabell O Teaz, Yes,
you know what I'm saying. We're in the building, men trying.
The freaking man is in the building.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Why I'm talking like this, but I'm gonna keep you going.
You know what I'm saying. Victim was here but he
dipped and is also yeah, Queen's you got the money?
Long time no cash. And of course the audio god
go sign insane.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now you probably ask him like, yo, Ma, why you
gotta saw that ship so sexy?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Like that? I told you, bro.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
The other drop is, oh ships, I can't wait for
Hassan's firing the booth.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh man, you know what I'm saying. Just can't be
like Yo, it's firing the booth. You know what I'm saying.
We got this blend that Kate is gonna wrap that Hassan.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Don't talk, that's the thing, and have the.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Vibe emanating vibes, Bro, that she is crazy. I gotta
learn that power. He's like Professor X. You know what
I'm saying with with a with a hot top fade. Yeah, man,
you know what I'm saying. And his legs work.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, he's like he's like an older Gerald from Hey Arnold.
She's like like that son is like senior Gerald.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Y' getting all the holes.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know what I'm saying. Listen, I don't want to listen.
I don't want to put any trade on your relationship.
Listen allegedly allegedly. You know what I'm saying. There's no holes,
No one knows anything. He's just it's just music. He's
like Rick Rubin, he'd be DJ and barefoot.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
We don't want his shorty to watch this and be
like you what?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, that should power us up.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Speaking of Ten Bodies, it's Ten Bodies season, Yes, in
New York City and the living is easy, knows that.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Let me ask you at all?

Speaker 7 (02:40):
It is it the best time in the world the
summer or is it the worst? Because people wait every
year for the summer, bro, and.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Then they get and be honest, ship and they that'd.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Be me because when it's cold, I'm like, yo, little river,
the beach, little sun. Little Then again I'm like.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, exact, Yo. That might be an age thing
because I feel like things are different. But I'm fucking
forty one years old, you know what I'm saying. So
like that's everybody's gonna be like duh a nigga. You
like when you was outside, like there was no Twitter,
there was no like you got head in the staircase,
nobody knew about it. You know what I'm saying. Like
now if you got dome in the staircase, the ship

(03:19):
is going.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, but you're.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Gonna be like, yo, chill while you recording me.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, not gonna be like like that one video of
the guy. Yo yo yo, get that ship out of here.
Yoa get that ship out of here.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Talk about some ship?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah yo yo yo, what the fuck you're doing? Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. So for me, it was
like I think it might be an age thing, But
I want to ask y'all you know what I mean?
Is it changing times? Is it like we get older,
like we owe the ship?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Bro? Everything is fun on when you're a kid because
you forced to do it. You don't have an option.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Yeah, Like I said, look, you tell your son, Yo,
get ready, we gotta go to thet's. Are they having
a pool party? As an adult, You're like, Yo, no
funny ship. I'd rather stay fucking home and watch the
Knicks game.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
It's also it's also like depends on like your situation,
because like you, you enjoy the summer because you got
central air, a coy pond, a saltwater pool, a patio,
a backyard, a grill, a family that loves you.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
You live near Hey Boogie too a you got you
got the King of New York Witches.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
You need to take an hour soon. I'm gonna suck
you up before we leave. You got it.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's crazy because it was just like it was so ironic.
He got in a pool and he couldn't swim.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
He's like, I'm drowning.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh no, stopping.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
To take it. I'll take it. I take it dad.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, but it's true. Isabelle was saying, uh, I think
I think time somebody.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
It was a gazebo. It's a gazebo. Not get this
guy out of here. Man sucking somebody.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
He my taxes. My favorite say, I'm not I use cowards. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah, times have changed, man, because like Liz Belle said, bro,
like I wasn't doing the driving right.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
You see, you got traffic.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
You gotta get the kids right.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
You can.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
You can't even get your pool ship right because you
gotta get them murdy.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Any holiday, that's where I sympathize with Merrow the most,
because any holiday you're just doing everything. That Father's Day,
your own birthday, you on the grill somehow?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
What the fun?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
How did it.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Become my job?

Speaker 6 (05:33):
How?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
But you know what it is, it's the father Jean
that kicks in because you see somebody grilling some ship.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Wrong.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
No, no, no, everything you're gonna yeah, I got the
giant thing that you're holding out.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I got, I got job made that they flapped up.
I got they flapped come on, come on, they way,
I got that wacky way. You know. But fam that is,
that is a fact. Summertime is miserable for parents, bro.
And look at me, parents. You're gonna sit up here

(06:10):
and lie and say it's not you know what I'm saying,
kids is.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Not in school. Way more ship.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Way more ship, bro, And you gotta keep these niggas entertained,
you know what I'm saying, Because it's like if you
if you're a good parent, this is good parents. If
you're a shitty parent, then disregard all of it. It's
just make sure the iPad is charged, you know what
I'm saying, Like, Bro, make sure you got enough money
for roebucks.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, like that's it.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But like I'd be having to go outside and like whoop,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like, don't look at
me like that.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
What I even say that.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Today?

Speaker 7 (06:45):
I mean, I don't got to tell you every episode.
You don't know how to who I don't have to say.
That's just something we know.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
She don't gotta say it.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Your Achilles will will tell you.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
In this bitch told me.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I was like yo, yall. I was all like yo,
you okay. I was like yo, I'll played basketball with
seventeen year olds, man, Bro, Like I came in here
like I got I was shocked from like a fucking
air raid. Oh my god. I like there was who
played twenty one with a bunch of teenagers?

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Man?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
And that's the thing, Like I am. My favorite summer
setting is a body of water, you know what I'm saying.
Like back in the days, it was like, you know,
you have the public pool and ship. You know, there's
certain things you can and can't do, Like don't bring
your girl to the public pool. Why not because niggas
are gonna sling shot your shorty in the pool. And yeah,

(07:40):
like when one dude just grabs her feet, they're like, yo,
we just having fun. We're playing around and one dude
to grab her feet and then we're like, yo, we're
gonna throw you in the air. You're gonna splash. Yeah,
and they don't let go your feet and you like
that wow face into the water.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Bro, Ladies, shoot both of them that if somebody throws
you in the water, you should die.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
So they go to jad at that part. But hold on,
hold on what you mean both of them?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Why am I in it?

Speaker 7 (08:02):
The motherfucker who got your feet and the motherfucker who
got your arms?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Bro?

Speaker 7 (08:06):
Oh yeah, when you get out the water, latch your
fucking teeth onto that shit shaky and any let go.
I'm going until a piece of skin comes on. I
hate a motherfucker who would toss a bitch into a pool.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
What are you doing, Bro, scaring the bitches? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
That is that is That is the first instance of
scaring the hose. Bro is like just throwing a random
short into a pool. Yeah, you don't know if you
know how to swim in that, right? I was like like, yo,
I'll keep it a buck. Like a lot of like
if you were up in the head, a lot of
motherfuckers don't know how to swim.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, yeah, like we don't have that. I didn't know
how to.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
I didn't learn how to swim till I was like
twenty six, and it was in dr was forced to
because I'm in I'm in my grandfather pool, fucking three
year old swimming laps around me. I know, I've just
been to pumps.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Bro's been in the street. I ain't never been in
a body of water.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Were trying to learn how to swim down the concourse.
I still can't swim. Nah, we gotta get you late.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
For me, know that.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Listen, listen, We're gonna do this. I know. Yeah, yeah,
I know. We're gonna teach you how to swim in
the pool this summer. This is.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yes, Bro, there's more boyants.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
I'm worried that you're admitting your mortal weaknesses on a podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I am.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
I've read way too much H. P. Lovecraft to trust
the deep, and when I can't feel the bottom, I
feel like.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Gonna it's gonna come exactly. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
When my when my feet can't feel anything, that's when
I know under day, like I'm gonna pull you down this,
buy your long ass nuts, pull you in, pull me
into the fucking pull me into the colorad of space
by my testicles.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm good, Bro, I don't know that water averse. I
just well.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Swimming verse.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I again, I'm not gonna buy Yeah is pissedbell ladies.
He does not smell like listen listen. I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
I I never learned how to swim because all the
spaces we had were like very limited. It's like Lizabelle
was saying, like, like I grew up in the city, Bro,
where the fuck was I gonna swim at the public pool?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Out of here?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
You the Central Park? You see this is men as
well run.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Yeah, if I know, Central Park just opened up a
pool and that ship had to fight the first day.
The first day they was fighting you know. I did
some research and the reason why I looked it up.
Why do people get mad when it's tied, because I
get angry with it when I'm h and I read
that because your body is trying to cool itself off.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Your mind can't.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
Your mind can't try to regulate your emotions because it's
just like, bitch, we like, actually, get the funk away
from me, Like it doesn't matter if it's the love
of your life, your child, like something I was with
my godson the other day when it was one hundred
and seven degrees outside.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
I love to death.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
This bitch hash kid.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
Is on me, just touching and asking ship, asking me
a a fucking camera recorder, got roadblocks or Fortnite?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Making me question my age and ship. I'm like, Yo,
get your sticky little fingers away.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Why is always sticky because they be touching mass ship?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Why and stoles piece of this ship in summertime in
New York? Stop giving niggas wet DAPs. Yeah, don't yo
hit me with this, bro. If you got if your
ship is, if you're hitting poems, look like Kevin garnad
A at the doing of these. You know what I'm saying,
like hit me with a dude like little bump elbow,

(11:48):
don't come in for the full dap bro and I
see them like the splash excess.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
This is why you gotta open your mental mind.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
This is why you gotta do the knowledge.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Come on, because I think all the patrons of that
pool were possessed by the spirits of Seneca Village.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
And if you don't know what Seneca Village is through
the knowledge.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Joe, he definitely know, definitely know.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I was there, I grew up there.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I robbed everybody that the village, and then the villages
helped me take away my spoils. I'm not even gonna
hold you I had.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
I was just meeting with Lady Garthusea the other day.
We consulted the ORB. This is the part of the story.
A lot of people don't know. I'm the whole reason
the pool exists, said all it was me. We consulted
the ORB, and then we made a forbidden contract.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
This is a lot of the stuff people don't know.
They they don't lie, they don't know. They wasn't dead.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yo.

Speaker 10 (12:46):
Listen, yah, you're down crazy yo. I mean, hey, if
you want to be the friend. You want to be Hey, god,
jam you want to be the French. They can say
you made a pool.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Listen, listen, Jada. We was at the pool. I looked
on the bottom. I saw the mayor of Seneca Village.
He said, hold on, lord, and it spoke to.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
My lord, hold on, hold on, you said, you don't smoke.
How the funk you see Seneca villages and ship like that?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Like hold on?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I was there.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
Come on, man, come on, y'all, yoah, come on, we're
not doing this.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oh my god, that's that whole suit. Come on, ligury like.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Ligury like like yo.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
But our public pools back.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Hell no, bro, I'll never go to a public pool again.
You know that.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
When I was like eight years old, I went to
the first community public pool.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
It was in Brownsville.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
That was your first mistake.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
I was seven, Bro, What the I'm gonna do?

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Yeah, I have a choice in that bitch swimming with
a thousand other motherfuckers out of know where.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
I hear, I hear a whistle. Everybody out the pool.
We all stepped out. We're like, yo, what the hell happening?
We see Pat Poos pos pot poos.

Speaker 7 (14:15):
First of all, yeah, Pat poos was walking and they
was recording him. So they was like, oh that he's
shooting the music video same time he walking there.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Now, yo, who the fuck took a ship.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
In the Oh my god, bro, papoo pa poop.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yah who showed up with mass space in his fitting,
no shirt, big ass swimming trucks.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'm saying down and jumping the po.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yo, Oh my god, he was he had enough, Yo.
He laid down inside his fitted like it was a
lazy river.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
He was just doing this. He was just spinning like
this inside his own fittage. Bro, start no shooting me
my girl fight. She's the wo she's the.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
But yo, you you can't. You can't go to see
somebody taking the ship in the pool.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Bro, Listen, that's why and so sop in the pool,
the pissing and the.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Corrupting brainy rainie. You should punch him in the face
right now, you know what. You should punch him in
the mouth, right that's crazy. The thing is when you
went downstairs to fix the car.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Ship, that's something that's New York summer times ship. Yeah,
she want to see a violence.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah saying he was talking shit? You was talking shit?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Why crazy it's crazy to scrap because she just drank
a whole bottle of and j to the face. Exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
My business, my business. It don't matter what I drink.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
I paid my twelve dollars for my seventy three thousand
ounce bottle. Fucking business said you can moonshine.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Like you gotta fight.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Too, Damn crack ya gotta fucking you gotta hit that yo, yo, yo,
y'all gottam.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
I'm not listen. He was talking crazy. I'm not even
gonna hold you you real quick. Oh my god, let
me get that room finished with. Oh it's not even
a whole lot left.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
You want the you want the age.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
To Brownsville, crackhead, bro Yo, but listen, bro I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
I got to tell the story I was. I went
to the smoke shop.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
This is reminded me of something I went to the
smoke shop the other day, the copper eight.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I left the smoke shop, somebody was like, yo, you
just you just bought an eighth. Can't get a little bugget?

Speaker 11 (16:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (16:40):
Outside he was waiting outside, and I was like, oh,
that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Who might have denied you a little? I gave it
to I don't enjoyed it. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
I was just gonna say you can't, you can't. I
don't do public pools for that same reason. Like, the
closest pool to us, bro was Mapes Pool. And if
you're from the Bronx, you already know what time it
is at Mapes Pool.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Bro. It Mapes is sevent.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Water.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, like because so many motherfuckers pissing that motherfucker.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
And on top of that, Bro, so I'm sure that
somebody actually took a ship in the pool when you
went at Mapes.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
All you gotta do is say that somebody. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
If it's true. Nothing, nothing will get a community of
people outside of.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Somebody took you.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
You know, you see you see the you seen the
sequel to a Quiet Place, A quiet place.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Day one.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
It was that shit in the pool day one, s Yo.
Everybody cleared the water, nothing was in there.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
But you can't.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
But you can't go to public pools for the same
reason that you can't eat at everybody house.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
You know, you don't know what the fuck is going
on going on in that kitchen. I see a cat.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I'm good, bro.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
You know how many motherfuckers. I've spoken to after going
to a public pool and been like, yo, I gotta
go home. I got to take a shower, be And
they're like for what, I'm like, bro, bro, bro, the
pool is not a bath.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Talac to you know who?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, listen, y'all cool being population. If you go in
the pool and I see you scrubbing your nuts underwater
and your ass, I'm snuffing you. Yeah, I don't care
how much Corey is in that fucking water. That's why
you can't go to public pool. Open your eyes the wall. Yeah, no, No,
you used to be able to open your eyes and
look at cheeks. Yeah, like, oh shit, yo.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Now now you open your eyes, you become cyclops from
the man you blasting lasers everybody.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
How much sh is in there?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Y'all? Yeah, but you know not to go to community
pool where else? Do you know? Never to fucking step
foot in summer summertime?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Summertime depend like it like depending on the So if
it's after sundown, I'm not going to the end of
City Island. I'm not going to Johnny's. I've been We
did that already. We did the Seafood City WrestleMania y'all.
Y'all can have that. I'm a washed ass old man.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'll run one of you niggas over. Remember when got
in trouble, because he's like he got into a fighter.
He just haves like fun that nigga boost.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Just over there. But I think that guy died.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
It didn't Oh yeah, oh Ship, God, damn well on recipes,
Damn you know what I'm saying, you should have done that?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Not so funny. Now I don't.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Know that niggah.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Oh my god. You see.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
It makes you evil, It gets you closer to haites, Bro.
That's the problem.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
The thoughts and opinions expressed on Victory Light are not
shared by all hosts equally.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Go fuck that. Yes, whatever I say, they stand by.
If you want to fuck me up, find them.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Come shoot.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
My uncle.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Was like, but I get my song. Yeah some thing. Yeah, Ship,
I know.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
So you were saying the end of City Island is
a no go, no go.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
The inner city Island.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Beach, I was gonna say it used to be or
you beach beach is late. Now that ship is beautiful, bro.
Like It's like I'm like, wow, Like.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
How to get you that's how to get you there?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I was like, yea, I can get in the water.
Like when I was a kid, I used to go
just because my cousin you know what I'm saying, My
cousin Patty, she used to take me there.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
We'll have friend Sondra.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
And when I was like in junior high and ship
because like you know, sometime you know what I mean,
niggas off from school. She used to take me to church,
I beach with Sondra. And that's when I became a man.
Oh because I was like, oh, y'all wearing two pieces.
Oh Soandra got cheeks out, bro, so you have the
throng on bro. I was like, oh ship, yeah, yeah,
I'm not getting beach kind of fun, kind of fire.

(20:46):
I know why they call it.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Because I think this is out with the chicks out.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
He was in that sand like mommy. For those of
y'all that I'm not familiar with or beach, you know
what I'm saying, the best beach in the world. It
used to look like you might grow an extra testicle
if you went in that water. Now you know what
I'm saying. Man has put us on to the fact
that it has the.

Speaker 11 (21:11):
What quality grade for water quality? Okay, I shout to
a man the bossard. You know what I'm saying that girl,
man the bossard. I'm saying new flow the box. You
know what I'm saying, Yes, but yeah not yo.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
I feel like they're lying, definitely.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
It's like it's like like the Dominican restaurant when they
turn the sea sideways and they put a line in
it up to maybe it's a they put a lower
case no. Yeah, no s o no, don't flow.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
You know we we do different things because we let
you know. Yeah, that's why the like that ce so
No in the city island after snow during the day
you could go yeah, and at night it's not not.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
That's that's what I was gonna say. Like to me,
I'm I'll go anywhere, but I'll never stay for the letout.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
I'll never stay for the letout part. The second you
see the ship, the party, whatever's about the end fifteen
twenty minutes from now, get your ass the fuck from
there and never chill outside. Yes, never chill us. That's
where the bad ship happened. Especially another thing, if you
have in your crib, bro, and you already got your
fucking pajamas on, do not lead the crib. But don't

(22:27):
matter who call you unless it's an emergency. Don't don't don't,
don't need a crib.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Like an asshole. There's nothing good out there.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Yeah, I'll never I'll never stay for a letout because
people be drunk and while in the coke is they
care hit you.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
They start they out City Island.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
The yo them niggas lost my sister's cart. She was like,
my pop's like was in town and she was like, Yo,
were go take my father's it's beautiful. Huh. He loves
somebody called he loves seafood. He wanted to Yo's go
get Poppy lobster. Y was great. We go and we
got my sister's car and they're like, yo, we're doing Valet.

(23:04):
She was like for what, nigga Like, I gotta just
park right here, like I could park myself. She's like no, no, no,
you gotta do Valet. So does Valet. We do talking
about getting the letout. My Pop's like yeah and thinking
like you know what I'm saying before the ship is crazy.
So we go out and the Valets like, Yo, so
you had the Accura real fast? Oh no, bro, yo,

(23:25):
let me see a ticket looking at you know, when
he pull it away and they squint. He's trying to remember,
I'll be right roh. Left, Like twenty minutes, came back
and he's just like yo, so it was a black and.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I'm like yo. I was like yo, this dude lost
your car.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Bro We go to rest City Island for twenty minutes
like this, trying to find his sucking whip so and
the City Island and like Liz is saying, very wisely,
this is this is New York Daughts.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Now.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, if it's dark outside, stay in the house. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Like, you know what I mean,
unless you live in the building and you with twenty
of your guys in front of the building, Yeah, that's permissible.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Listen, don't hang out of somebody else's building for me.
For me, it don't matter what time of day it
is a no go in the summer. Is any twin donut?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yo? Can you tell me. I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't know what a twin donut is?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Okay, okay, okay, no, no, I know. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Here's for Lizbelle and anybody else that's tapped in, Like,
what the fuck is twin donut because we've talked about
it before. Twin donut. Okay, you you know how everybody
talks about waffle house. Yes, twin donut is like the
forbidden teching stage of regional fast food. It's like sonic.

(24:48):
It's like the sonic dot ex e bro. It was
like it's the it's the creepypasta that we know about,
but we don't talk about facts like you haven't see
like when they show like evolution.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, like it's like yo amoeba and then it turns
into like a fish and a lizard and a dinosaur
than a bird, that a monkey, than the man. Yeah,
twin donut is the amoeba that turned into waffle house.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
You know what I'm saying. It's very New York.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Is New York based? Yeah, only New York like Burrow.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
That shit is not in Plattsburgh.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah no, no, no, no, that shit is like honestly
probably only in the Bronx.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
Like actually there's actually one in Inwood. I used to
go to about this, Yeah, the one on two eighteen.
I tol you're wrong about it. The first time I
went there, they had donuts, but they were also selling
san cocho.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Yes, you see what I mean. But don't be fooled.
Do not be fooled, young traveler. Never set foot in
a twin donut. An evil wizard might be there and
he might steal your wars and also smoke crack outside.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
The evil gonna come with you like you, don't bomb,
come on like you, I'll touch your wand you know
if you give me fine Donalds.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, it's like yo, what Yeah, this is one of
the two the two eggs and toast.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
No literally, I got two eggs and toast for you.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
No.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Literally, twin donut is no man's land. Don't ever go there, really,
but in the summer especially a don't never work and
the like it do work.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, the feeds be in there like it does.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
So it just it just smellt like mad pennies and
dirty diapers like outside the bus stop.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, twin donut crazy, Twin donut is is is.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
You know when Thano snapped at the end of at
the end of at the end of Infinity War, Yeah,
so you ever wonder where they went. Man Peter Parker
was like, mister Stark, please don't let me go, Please
don't let me go.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Because he didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
End up in twins, don't that's what happens. So yeah,
that's my answer. Merril. You was talking about the block.
He was talking about the block Block. Yeah, listening, bro
as Bronx sides, you know what I'm saying, and Brooklyn,
I you know what I'm saying. I'm not gonna say
you queazed because you know you get upset. Uh.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
I wouldn't say he was from Jersey.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Oh yo, wait wait, wait, wait, let's go.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Who said that? Mababe?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
You gotta hit me with the sniper like yeah ship, yeah,
oh my god, listen who got the fish though? Yeah,
I'm gonna come to the Crabby and just gonna have
a fucking things for limes and man fish. I'm be like, yo, yo,

(27:45):
that ship looked mad good. She's like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Have some.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
That's your boy. Yeah what do you call him? Derek
Jita named them. Yeah, that's your boy, Derek Gita. You go,
you gonna pull up to you. You're gonna your favorite fish.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
You're gonna you're gonna come home one day and it's
gonna be me in there where they hit box you chef.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
The guy? Yeah, yeah, and fucking mean, Joe, Yeah, make
it so.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Making shavy of legity, like of legity, Like.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
So you're talking about you was talking about the block.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
You're talking about not leaving your house, right, not leaving
your house and when you're in your jammis and not
even to.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Go to the block. But what makes the block so
special though the block? The people that are on the
block make the block special. So if you're chilling and
you wit your people's in front of the building, that's
the vibe to me. That was that's that was like
the early two thousands, dating myself, don't give a fuck,
early two thousands, that was the fucking vibe.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I don't know what they did to weed either, because
back then, like it was like thirty of us on
like three blunts and we was all smack like all night.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Probably because he was like sixteen and you're not supposed
to be spoken.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
We probably you're tolerant.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Probably I feel like that too, because I'm like, Yo,
why was the weed so good?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Bitch?

Speaker 12 (28:57):
Dum?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah? I just thought you on your four hundred block
thirty years old.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Why do the same.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Obviously I was on see I was on the block
during them Bo's primordial phase. It was on the block
when them Bo was the Amiba like I was on
the it was only like three artists when it was
and Pablo that was it.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
That was it. We was on the block, like man.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Will come.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, yo, Bro, I'm like every time I Editus song,
I'm like, who fucking mixing mastered this?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
It's like this sounds like they recorded it underwater, making
me mad.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
That's how you know they're working from the trenches. Brother,
You're recording and editing that ship on their phone.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Listen, bro, there's a reason that the phrase this ship
whack I missed the block exists?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Thanks, okay?

Speaker 5 (29:53):
And the block is a very seminal sort of like
New York specific experience. I feel like nobody does the
block like like the Burrows. Do you know that's because
because I'm sure, like you know, Philly, Chicago all they
got they got their version of the block. But I
don't know, man, It's something about the E and J
outside everybody taking turns sitting in the same two beach chairs.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Come on, come on, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Like, if you've ever been around nakel or Thayer, you
know what I'm saying. Like in the summertime. There's definitely
a dude with very long corn roads sitting there smoking
hookah in the launchair.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
You know what I'm saying, passed by Decatur, All you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
And don't be alarmed because you gonna hear that. You're
gonna be like, oh ship, yeah right, my eye go.
But Bro, you get to that block, is gonna be
the friendly people you gonna. You're gonna walk that block.
They're gonna give you a drink, They're gonna give you
a hot dog to take home to your bitch ass kids.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
They gonna spank you, and dominoes at least once. At
least like that.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
To me, that was my favorite part of our growing
up in New York, Bro, because you step outside in
the whole hood is like one big family. We used
to have sidewalk barbecues. We used to close the fucking
block down block parties. Like it was just so cool.
And I'll be trying to explain that to people who
are not from here, like I know, to you would
sound crazy that we sit on a stoop and we
could chill and we could drink, and we like we'll

(31:20):
be there for a long time and that'll be our
little that they'll that's our time to have a good time.
It's like, yo, were all on the block. We're all good,
we're safe, we're chilling, and everybody bringing something. Rainy might
not have no bub, but he gonna bring a roll
up RaRo might not have he might not have the drinks,
but he could he got some Burga patties in the crib.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
You know.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
I might not have anything else, but I have a
grill that I could fire up everybody from the block
through something.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
And that's yo, fucking I love New York.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, And now it's a little bit different because like
now it's like technology, you know what I'm saying, Because
not niggas got Bluetooth speakers and ship so they're outside
with Bluetooth speakers. Motherfucker's bringing out them warmore inflatable pools.
It's like one hundred and twenty gallons. Yeah, yo, I said, I.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Said, somebody filling up a pool. That's your fucking side
on the block.

Speaker 7 (32:05):
Now, people was talking about it. I'm sorry, people was
talking about it, and I'm like, yo, I wish I
was there. What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
They was doing I remember the the you remember the
video that went out. It was like they was doing
a whole letron like on the Yes, yea, they have
the big ass pig bro doing the lerong Bro you yo,
the whole five percent nation all at once shook their
head like this crazy. Oh that swine being that swine brother.
They could smell it too, That's what it was. They

(32:33):
could smell it. They could smell it all the way
in there in there in the nation.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
I was dying because I seen the ship on the
news recently. It just came to me, bro speaking of
like like the dun bow and ship like that. There
was there's a neighborhood in the Bronx where motherfuckers are
complaining because there was like there's a park called Ferry
Point Park that's like by the water and like mad
Dominicans would just do like meetups there and just have
the big sound systems out and just go crazy. He

(33:00):
bro like yo, if you can find this a bro
like it is the funniest ship people like uh like
uh throgs neck noise complaint.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, Bronx.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
This is separate from when people are complaining about everyone
being on jet skis in the river.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, this is a different thing.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Yeah, this is different. But hey, check this out. One
thing I will never I will never fault is noise complaints, bro,
because some of y'all, because some of y'all be bugging out,
some of y'all be wilding. Bro, y'all do not need
to look look everybody in the neighborhood get together and
decide whose speaker is going to be right, Okay, But

(33:39):
that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
It's for y'all on the.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Same block blasting four different things all at the same
goddamn time, bro.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
And that's the ship.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Like, that's the that's the the because back in Murder
the meetups was just like yo, bring your car. Now
it's like, yo, who got the Illis sound system? So
they come out with these ships. Yeah you Dominican, bro,
you've seen this of course, like the big ass fucking
you know what I'm saying. So like they all pull
up and like, yo, who got the most loudest ship?

(34:11):
And they all start going at the same time. It's like, bro,
this is crazy. But all these like Italian dudes commenting
on this ship. Bro, is the funny ship ever? Dog
like like this is They're like look at this, look
at this.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
They come they come from these countries and they come
with they the guys.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Listen. Look, look, my wife is Dominican, all right. She
has the salon on these tree Mint Avenue. It's a
great place. They go over there. They drink the mamajuanas. Yeah,
they drink the mamajuanas.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, but this is too much. The guys come. They
played the music to the bo Bo bo bo bo.
I don't know who's bout.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Listen, listen. Just keep it in your neighborhood, allright, Like
his son Jose Anthony, what are you doing? Oh my god? Nah,
but the block do be lit, bro, do be lip.
Y'all just gotta decide whose music is gonna be on?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Man, Please, I should not.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I should not be able to hear four separate parties
audio from the third floor.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I'm thinking, I'm like, Yo, that's an il chef G
then Boom mixed. It's like, no, it's not. Bro's somebody
over here playing chef G. Somebody over here.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Playing j One.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, yeah, the funk.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
It's like it's it's the most jarring ship ever because
it's like.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Buddies exactly exactly. That's what like, yo, I feel like,
like I've never experienced schizophrenia, but I imagine that that's
what it's like. Yeah, like yo, just j One and
CHEFG fighting in your head. Yeah that's all it is.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's listen, it's the script for No
Country for Os, That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
It's just it's just can't flock with a you're good yo.
Oh my god. But the block is lit because well,
actually the block is about to not be lit because
your number one fucking app in the world. I have
number one op in the world. Eric Adams, bitch ass.
You know what I'm saying. Great time to mention volfer

(36:20):
Zara Mom, Donny, because if you want to get Eric
Xander bitch ass out of here, that's the best way
to do it, you know what I'm saying, Adams, it's
not only hating. I was all right, he's outside more
than fucking Jim Jones, and he had the audacity to
be like, yo, you know what, fuck that little barbecues
that ship that you know what, that ship I was
listening to or podcast saying.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I heard Liz.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
She's a very beautiful woman. By the way, I love
I love beautiful curls. You know what I'm saying, it's
a vegan.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
To literally kill you. This is so triggering to Eric
Adams bro so much.

Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah, and honestly, I'm still mad about the ship he
pulled to years ago. Motherfucker trying to ban sidewalk barbecues.
Where are we gonna have them? Like you need to
plan months in the head to get a permit for
the park. You know, we live in a city with
buildings and all this ship. We can't have a backyard.
New Yorkers may do with what the fuck we have, Like,
don't piss me off.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Go to Dollatry, get a hibachi. Grill bro, Liz brend
Burger's like you're saying, like, Yo, Renny got the weed.
You know what I'm saying, Rich is coming with the
fucking bud, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yeah, and speaking of you know what I mean, like
speaking of the speaking of the park actually, like which,
by the way, most of them you can't grill at anyway,
Like you can't even really and like even if you're
in there in a big group, like the cops are
still gonna pull up and dick eat if there's too
many brown people having fun if there's too many black people,
the cost on the fuck around, and it's and like

(37:45):
do nothing, so like where the fuck else are we
gonna have the ship?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
But speaking of the park man, it's always a go.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
I think yeah. To me, the park is always a go.
The block, the block get tricky, right, the block get tricky?
The pool absolutely not. But the park is always Ago.
And fun fact, the Bronx is officially the greenest of
the four borough right.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Wow, yeah, So.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Y'all got options, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
You park, you got Pelham Bay, you got Van Cortland,
You've got Cortona, you got you got, you got Starlight. Now, bro,
you got mad options. Listen, you could go. You could
go there and you could bring some chairs, a cooler.
You could chill in the shade with a speaker, with
some drinks. You might have a great time. You might
get robbed, you might fall in love. You might embark
on a secret quest bestowed upon you by a Dominican

(38:30):
wizard after boofing some Van Cortland tucci. It could happen.
The park is always ago.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
That's fact.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Van Cortland is crazy too, because they used there was
like a weird cold that was doing like animal sacrifices
back then, and that she was on like public accidents.

Speaker 9 (38:45):
It might have been from up the hill in Riverdale.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Yeah but yeah, now but hold on, but we haven't
done one of those in man Long.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
It's fine, it's okay, like we've been over. We've been
stopped over.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Park was Highland that was like the middle of Queens
and Brooklyn Hoighod Park and I remember they used to
be there, used to be like little tails that it
was a witch that lived there and she was sacrificed
chickens and throw the heads into the ponds and was like,
yo're fucking stupid ass conspiracy theory.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
One time I was walking through that bitch I've seen
the chicken head.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Oh this bitch bells bro damn damn, Yo, that's crazy,
they said, you know, they said, yo, they said.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
And google is.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
He was like, yo, google don Halla Park and then
I don't know where.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
To come out.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
He's sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy. I love you, baby, I
love you. And look at and you do and you
do and you do. I love you.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
That is such an og Dominican gag.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Bro Audio is so iconic that he inspired twins in
the Matrix That was random assassin with the white dress,
albino assassins that looked like.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Bro Man, please yes yeah twins, yes.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yes, yeah, Bro what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
And then you put him side by side with Don
Bro that.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Don Audio Twins from the Matrix went crazy. You know
they was in Vancortland casting spells.

Speaker 11 (40:22):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
But speaking of parks, did you guys hear that story
about the ten year old autistic kid in Georgia who
went like missing for a few hours and they sent
out canine, they sent out cops, they sent out everything,
and then these motherfuckers sent them the helicopter over over
his head and had like the night vision and they
found his eyes doing the gritty at fucking two o'clock
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Sound like some shit Gondrick would do. Right away from
you don't know what hold.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Way mine, let's just talk for back to I think
we found the role yeah copyright Greek, Like ma, get

(41:13):
that bucks standing wife rescue.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
You have had joking, Bro, I feel like that that
happened to all your kids.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
What do you think to do that?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
What do your kids?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Would that do that to you?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Like?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
You know what funk?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Dad?

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Here in the middle of the woods listening to Too
Hollish going crazy by himself at three A m.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Legity like.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Legity like, well I brought that up. I'm do want
to ask yall, what what What's the dumbest ship you
ever snuck out for?

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I never, I never snuck out because I don't want
to upset my mommy.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
You know what, too bad?

Speaker 4 (41:56):
I was a good kid, So what so one yo?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
I mean, I mean listen, I feel like I told
the story before, but like you know, it was it
wasn't a stupid reason.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
It was a very good reason.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
You know. As a young man, I was like, yo,
you know what I would like to do is and
enjoy some filat show. And I was on AIM very
late one night and everybody was in down Aquathau. You
know what I'm saying, like in bad sleep. My dumbas
was on AIM, you know what I'm saying, like just
talking and one my sister's older, like older sister who

(42:30):
was like a year older than me. It was just like, yo,
what you doing? And I was like that, like I'm
like sixteen, bro, I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
The wy D question mark did not exist yet in culture.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
You know what I'm saying. So I was just like,
what you doing? Like I was, bitch, the same shit
you doing.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Bitch, I'm on the internet late at night doing nothing. Yo,
you want to come over?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
I'm like, for what is this?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
The shame? Is this? The same shorty whose pops was ahead. No,
he would be like, you can go in the room.
You could go and give me technology, go and do whatever, Yo,
go play tech. He was playing teching alright, taking them draw.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
You know she called my mom used to call my
beef Eddie Goldo. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
So I'm a young man. You know what I'm saying.
And Shorty's like, Yo, what are you doing? Come over?
And I'm like for what, like like that, like plainly,
like what's up?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Like for what?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
And said so I can suck your thick straight out straight?
So so you mean you mean to tell me you
went for what so I could suck your And then
I just said, power off.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I never throwed up.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
That That is the There was fire coming at the
mongoose tires. My god, like boy, that was weak as fun.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Yeah, what I'm saying, I snug out. I snuck out.
Oh wait, the head was weak. Damn, that's no reason.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I'm like, damn, you can use your teeth, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yeah, that's crazy. I got I got a for skin.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
It's like a helmet. Damn, you got damn hold on,
hold on. So you snuck out the crib from a
vegan dome. That's crazy. It was crazy. You the cribs?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Yeah like.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
That.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
That's way better than mine.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
I stuck out the crib one time to go to
the beach at night with all my friends. The beach
at night, the beach at night.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, it was a really bad idea.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
My mom told me it was a really bad idea,
and I still want And we almost got jumped by
seventy crips.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
They got jumped by seventy cribs. Were the no. I
wish I know how to handle that.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I got bro.

Speaker 7 (44:52):
Call your mom right now. I know your pop is
open working at the Dollar. He up, He's gonna be tight,
his hell gonna be mad as hell.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Oh my god. Yo.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
But speaking of the beach at night, that's another prime
summer location.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Right right, low key. That's like a it's like a
you either can be there or not at all at all.
You know what I'm saying, like I'm not recommending any
of y'all just like take a stroll on the beach
at at orcher Park, o your beach at night, yeah,
like well Coney or any of them spots, bro, like
that shit is. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
So remember how I said, we don't do this the
sacrifice at Van Cortland no more. We do the mcpellham
Bay at night. Now, So just be careful and uh,
if you're gonna pull up, that's fine. Just leave your pets.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Make sure you're with
a correct robe.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. We
do satin Matt black. Anything else just will not be
approved by the Legion. Please leave the white one with
the hood on top at home exactly. Please leave that
different organization, different organizam, and we are not affiliated with
them at all, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Like, so I'm y'all think I'm bullshit. It's just alien banks,
like yeah, sacrifice that chick. That's why I can't even
I can't even say this phrase on my head out loud.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
But speaking of the beach, bro, this is a conversation
I was having the other day. Our generation do not
take beach days serious at all, at all. I hate
a bitch who want to go to the beach the
next day and you're waking up at eleven, Go go
fuck yourself, brou yourself. You're waking up at eleven, you're
pulling up. You don't got a mother fucking blanket. You
ain't even you ain't even pack of ice water, Like
don't we don't get nothing, bro. Motherfucker would be like, yeah,

(46:30):
I want to go to the beach. Swing up at fall,
go and leave by six.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Thank you done?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Miss the sun.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
What are we doing everything? It's ninety eight degrees at
eight am?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Why are we still in the crib.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
We should be on the d trade right now, heading
down to Coney you know what I'm saying, and getting
there at ten am, stetting up the blankets and ship
with the koler, with the speaker, with the with the nemos, everything,
the bigga. Make sure you bring the fucking raps, all
that shit. Everybody. It's like the Power Rangers. You're like, Yo,
you got the fucking weird sword, you got the laser ship,

(47:00):
I got the fucking weed Like, let's all. You know
what I'm saying. Form like vultron in this motherfucker. You
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Niggas bring vibes. Yeah, like Yo, I'm thirsty.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Hot Yo. You got five cash, Yo, I'm not paying
seven dollars for a lemonade nigga because you couldn't bring
a Poland spring bottle.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Yeah, Bro, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
We're not doing Listen, bring back beach spaghetti, the big bro,
the big as potted be spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Bro, bring it back, yo.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
The beach spaghetti with no lid is just aluminum foil.
It's just aluminum foil on the top. A little bit
between yo, Yo, Bro, I'll never forget bro.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Bro. Yo, Me and the family Bro, we linked up.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
It was it was it was like it was like
my mom's kids and then my Steppap's kids and then
his baby mom.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
So like we just all mobbing, right.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Why the fuck she bring soup to the goddamn beach,
BROI big ass got letter of soup with no lid.
So we drive in twelve miles an hour somebody and
then and then my mom's in the front seat. Thank Like, Yo,
watch that fucking stupid If you spill that soup, it's

(48:15):
gonna be problems.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
It's like you should have you should have thought.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, Dominicans.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Dominicans the only people that bring hot ass food to
the hot ass peach. Bro and we and we we
couldn't afford a beach umbrella. We were just baking in
the yeah never like yeah, like what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh yeah, let me tell you something. We were from
there were from the We don't need we don't need
some blow for what that's for the white people before
what that's for white people? And when I go outside
in this son to give me strang poppy, we got it, Papa,

(48:58):
It don't matter no matter you go. You going there
and there in the beach and apply like this, and
then you're feeling the song that made up.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
They're gonna put you like that.

Speaker 13 (49:16):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
That's like if I've made up like a doll of
my dad, that would be one of the ten phrases.
That's yeah. Yeah, that could mean everything.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
That could be boner, that could be like yo, literally
anything back up that yo.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
That fist is like for our audio only listeners, we're
just like making a fist and slightly pumping it like this,
like like a half inch forward, a little diagonal fist.
That gesture that gesture is the Dominican dad version of
type ship type ship.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
That could be nothing that mean anything. And like we
were saying, Dominicans will bring hot ass food to the
hot ass beach, to bring spaghetti, to bring soup. They'll
bring bread to put the spaghetti in and make spaghetti said,
which is like they will break everything except abdominal muscles.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
But Drake is bringing aup domital muscles to the beach. Listen,
And this has been an ongoing story. This got legs.
Drake is out here. He posted his selfie with the
beach body. You know what I'm saying. According this ship
looks like remember when you remember the Ninja Turtles, Like
the Ninja Turtle action figures that you buy. Yeah, that's
not planting fitness abs.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
It looks like ai yo. It looks like somebody put
a photo of Drake in like in the Grock.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Was as, yeah, bro, you know what this She looks
like when my kids go to the fucking party city
and they and I'm like, shirt, yeah, they want to
get the they want to get the venom costume, but
I'm like.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
They do I want the one with the muscles.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, that's what it looked
like because we how you got abs like that, but
we got the same titties. Yeah, I just I don't
I don't understand, man, I don't know they saying it's implants.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
It's it's implants, yo, which is crazy.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
To me because I'm like, if you just do like
like whatever funck Flex had in there, if you just
take that who all stop it?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Whatever Flex?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
If you just take that dose thn' that, then expose
your apps. It's like, Yo, I'm wearing a shirt. If
I take my shirt off, y'all gonna see my nipples.
Like yeah, that makes sense. Why implants?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I don't know. But like where you think he got
them at?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Oh, this is Miami.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
One million? Because like if you go imagine being bro,
because I will say this, I'll put my hat in
a ring for d r as being like the best,
Like you know what I'm saying, like Leopold bbl.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
This that I gotta give it to Columbia.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Bro, that's one A one B like right there, My
imagine being these are two Latino countries.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
You know how men are?

Speaker 13 (52:02):
You know what I'm saying and magic going to d
R and being like you said, when mean plant key
they I want to put it. I want to put
it sept Sea Pie right here. I want that ship
pot right here right here.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Is gonna be like.

Speaker 12 (52:19):
Crazy, that's crazy, bro, No kids, bill chill bro.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Speaking of speaking of things, they're gonna have to get
edited out.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Yeah, you know what I think.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
You know what I think Drake got his abs from
No no, walk with me here, walk with me where
he got them ships in it?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
And I'm gonna tell you, and I'm gonna tell you
why he got his abs. He got an a no
hold on he.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Got yes, yes he got a.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
But also he got his abs from a nation that
shouldn't exist. And bomination broke what That's why? That's we
got to the hat, That's why why are you pulling me?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Right bro?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I think listen, I think Miami, bro, because that's all
the that's all like the like the goofies are going
to do like mail ship like male enhancements. You know
what I'm saying, Like, oh, I want as I want
to I want my butt to be smaller.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
I don't know what niggas want, Like what would we.

Speaker 9 (53:45):
Talk about girth enhancement like a like many many months ago.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, because apparently got a botched dicken
plant and this is crazy and that's why he's bitter
because he should look like a Tetris piece.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
We stuck between heart rock in hard places because it's like,
I don't I don't want to shave motherfucker's for getting
surgery done, because I really do think it's like insecurity,
you know, and if it makes you happier, then go crazy.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I mean, bro, I have.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
I've done three elective surgery.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
It's like she said, no, no, no, no, no, She's like,
you know what, everybody's cool.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
No, I feel like there's way Drake has done way
worse ship but six pack, trust me, I'll cut his
ass off.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Everything else I'm not.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
So what what are y'all getting?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
I'll get a lobotomy or.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
If they gotta open you up and do some ship,
that's y'all what I would do, just for comedic relief,
I would get a BBL, but I'll keep my arms
and my legs so I could look like the you
haven't seen the King Kong BBL.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Arms and flat legs and just a stattash way I'm
a really fuck him up with that one.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Oh my god, Holy, she's gonna look like she's gonna
look like the thumb people from.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
She's gonna look like like yeah yeah, oh my.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
God, Yo.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
And you're not gonna be able to funk with you, bro, No,
they're not.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
She's gonna instead of being like, Yo, your head off, I'm.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Gonna be stronger.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Look at this one.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
No, Yo, Donkey Kong is crazy, but low key got
four hands. I'm saying, bro, got four hands now you
know you know what I'm getting because they got thumbs.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
On the free.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
You have one dick, Bro, what do you mean for
hands for?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
I got nipples for the quadruple jerk?

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Wait all right.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Man, yeah jerky.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Yeah, yep, you gotta hit that yo, Yo, thick ass
king Kong as a hey boxing chif will go crazy
just given four different dudes.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Yeah yo, I think yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
No, man, I've already gotten three elective surgeries. I closed
my ears because I had them. I had them, I
had them gauged before I had like the big you
know what I mean. So I got that closed up.
I got my teeth because the two teeth on the
on on the front on my bottom rope, like they
just never came in. Like I had the baby tooth
from mad long and I just never grew adult teeth,
so I got Yeah, so I got implants there. But

(56:35):
I like to make ship up. Like when I didn't
have the tooth there, I would tell people that I
got shot in the mouth after because because of a
drug deal gone bad, and like I would say that
to exclusively white women only.

Speaker 6 (56:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (56:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Somebody like, oh my god, really, And I'm.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Like, no, you freaking bitch, can't believe that ship And
then and then we all know there was actively it.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Was the third one. But I'm shaving this hill off
the top of my head. I gotta get this.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
I gotta get if I'm getting something for real, it's
like a strange I look like basically I look like
yellow mace.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
That's crazy, you know.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
I mean I got the like I got the I
got the primordial Like I'm like, I'm I'm like one
step behind human in the evolutionary charge.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
That's what I got going. So I feel like if
they just the original man, the original man, That's what.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
I'm doing, you know what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Matter of fact, I'm I'm doing race science for a
smoother I'm going to Yakoub's Institute of Racial Alterations in
Egypt to get this ship smoother.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Like this is crazy. This is crazy, Daddy.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
You see everybody else to look at that and be like, Okay,
that's completely normal. That's what I'm Excuse me. That's what
I mean by like people insecurities be theirs.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
You will look at a girl and be like, yo,
you're the most gorgeous woman in the world, and she
got the biggest fear of.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Yeah no, I mean we all see you lazy eyes,
but like she'll have the like frinkles or something. Yeah,
she'll be like, I hate them. I wear makeup and
you're like.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
This is amazing.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
People are weird about the ears that are like different things.
So are you trying not to judge?

Speaker 2 (58:13):
For me personally, I like, I'm very satisfied with the
way I look, you know what I'm saying. As as
as an unk, I feel like I'm a sexy unk.
I might just make my balls bigger, you know what
I'm saying, Just because just because, bro, just because you
know what I'm saying, Just because, like yo, I think
balls is something that people don't pay attention to in
terms of like classic surgery.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
You know what I'm saying, how would you do that?

Speaker 9 (58:36):
What?

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Because like you know, like for the for the for
the wrestling plants, they do like, oh my god, little
silicone golf balls.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Yeah, yo, crazy, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Like a little like a cup, like a silicon cup
like that that goes around my each nut and makes
it like more bigger. You know how you put them
little plastic slides into your to like your bra, yeah,
to make it the same thing. But like internally, when
you're walk.

Speaker 9 (58:59):
Into the punt surgeon's office, they're like, all right, you
got a spalding ball, bowling ball, tennis ball?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah, what kind of balls you need?

Speaker 10 (59:05):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I'm like, let me get the motherfucking and see the belave.
You know what I'm saying. Regulation basketball.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
I just know that there's a guy that's like working
on this for real just to satisfy his sick freaky kink.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Like there's a there's a guy. There is a guy.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
There is a accredited physic physician surgeon somewhere that is
working on this plastic surgery just.

Speaker 9 (59:27):
To get his sick kicks to let nuts hang or
no nuts have hung before yeah, you know what I'm.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Saying, and that's what we do here. All victory like
we letting us hang when no nuts have ever hung before.
Enjoy yourselmmer in New York City, b I'm saying, because
we will be right back. Don't go nowhere. This is
victory like your motherfucking cowards. That's Les bell Ortiz like
that is super bitch in New York City. That's where
Neil la Yeah, yeah, rap, God, yep, God.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
The original man, You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
You know that is the kid motherfucking marrow.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
That's right, it's made woo human dioritify baby, I keep
it wavy. Of course, mantrain the super producing a freaking
man in the building and we're dead. We got in
the world as queens in the building, you know what
I'm saying. And of course the God himself.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I'm literury like like like hmm, I'm lixury like like
like like