Episode 137 | "The Truth About Avocados"

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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(00:22):
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
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Speaker 1 (00:47):
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Speaker 3 (01:01):
You know what I'm saying makes some noise. We got
her sign on the listen. You know what it is
about being in here.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's the headphones, exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, it's the headphone I feel Man official and the
big mic. Yeah you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
we could just sit here with like live mics and headphones.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah, it's not the same, man, it's not the same.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
It's not especially with the soundboard. It just makes ship.
It just makes it.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, part Yeah, with the soundboard, fucking like like a
fucking fighter pilot or some ship.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Right right, right right, yeah, yeah, getting getting commands, getting
commands from from from what you call it.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
General cardon general.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, but yo, speaking of the soundboard makes some Norse
fels belt baby, she's backing effect after listening a.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Week, Yo, a week came back.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Look at mad Bronze, you know what I'm saying, looking
mad like got that glow.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, stunner shades on, looking like absoult.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You feel what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, I'm saying I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know if you if you if you're like,
what what we've done to the place, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Oh, we Because I could have sworn it was redacted
a woman. It was we have you a man, Mike
taking credit in my face and in her face. That's
it was. It was. It was.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
It was.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Men did not come over here straight from the airport
for you to diminish.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
His contribution to fixing the studio.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Another instance expendable Asian labor.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Wow, that's crazy or is this Fox con? We can't tell?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Set me up live on air. I know I've been
pronouncing his name wrong for six years. Nobody gonna correct me.
Now I want to do this in front of the world.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Have you ever that's embarrassing though, like you know what
I'm saying for Both parties evolved like if like, listen,
my name is Joel. People call me Joel all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's the whitest pronounce I hate it. Yeah, do I
correct motherfuckers sometimes?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And sometimes I'm just like, yo, you're a ninety five
year old casher just the lady at CVS, Like, yeah,
I'm not gonna say shit, bitch. Can't you got dementia?

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Bro, I see I see men twice a week. Motherfucker.
And I had to find out through Reddit that I
was I was.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
I was, She stays, Yeah, it's okay. When I was
a kid, all my teachers used to call me ming
and it started to have me question it myself. I
was like, maybe they're right.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yo, who damn?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Who am I Like?

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Maybe maybe my parents misspelled my ship on my person.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Fuck the G is right next to the H. And
you know what I'm saying, Oh ship Bromagine been in
like a French toast uniform just like yo, yo?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Where am i yo? Smoking a cigarette?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
This looking like looking like Ben at Flick outside his
house with the dunkin.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh yeah, miss Smith, you do this to me? Yeah yo,
But it's summertime. Bro. You know what I'm saying, I'm outside,
Not really, I'm lying, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Like you, Yeah, I'm fucking Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I've been wild and lately yeah, he's really been outside.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, I've been more outside than I've ever been, bro,
just posting this track, just like really believing in myself,
you know, because before you know, it's a wild it's wild,
going from wanting to die every day to actually believing
in what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I was a slipper
west of the Other but hey, but I stopped, didn't die,
didn't die, didn't die.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Here still here baby, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
But speaking of being outside, Bro, Nick Cannon, who is
who has made a religion of being.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Outside because he stays inside right so much? He is outside?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, it's too much exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You know what I'm saying. You know what I mean.
He and listen. I'm the type of dude that my
opinion you can give me Elepanton is. Of course, this
is a democratic process. I don't think summertimes a time
to start a relationship. No, you know what I'm saying.
It's like city girls, city boy time. You know what
I'm saying, This Caribbean Parade's happening.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
You feel me like, come on.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
You unless unless you leave a relationship. And then less
than a month after that relationship, you literally meet the
love of your life in a bar in bedsty and
to the point where you guys have locked eyes so
much and so long that the air between the two
of you is vibrating, to the point where you literally
feel physically compelled to pull her barstool closer to you.

(05:42):
Then you spend the next month and a half before
she moves away to Atlanta, spending every waking, possible second together,
to the point where you write an entire ep about
this woman in like three days flat, from scratch down
to mixing and mastering, written everything, And then you say
you're goodbyes, and then she goes on to live the
next chapter of her life while you hold on to

(06:04):
all the feelings and all the things and all the
emotions you've established between the two of you, and it
feels like you've lived two or three entire lifetimes together
in just a month and a half.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
That's crazy. She's gonna hear this and just continue eating
her hassa.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Work.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
That was fire, bro, that was so fire.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Than she's gonna be in a drive through as Zaxby is, like,
it's true.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
But that's what a summer fling feels like, especially with
a dominic comparison, Like it's going to be the most insane,
beautiful and fucked up three months ago.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't fucked up at all.
She's she's five foot, body, brown, beautiful, hold love her
so much?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Do you mean that she's five five?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I guess those aren't our problems anymore, right, Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, no, not at all?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Somebody else.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah that's that's no. She Atlanta and yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're good. You're good.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm just happy I didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Just make that up.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
That really happened.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
I know, no way you could come up again.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
No, man, that's my baby forever.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Like that's it.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
We locked in forever.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
He said I would have got you pregnant if I could. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, speaking of pregnancies.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Oh my gosh, somebody.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
With the capacity to live to be impregnant in half
the world. Nick Cannon, of course we were talking about
he started a relationship podcast, which is like, bro, what Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I mean that's the thing. It's lucrative. People people offer
ever gonna want to talk about relationships as goofy and
as fucking crazy as it sounds. We get tired of
the ship because you grow emotionally. You got all the
ship to figure out. You got to figure out how
to take these fucking kids and ohh one one to
do karate, the other motherfucker want to play soccer. Holy y'all,
but I gotta do it.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Other people have other focuses. But when you just worried
about that, that's what you're gonna focus on.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, I'm just like, give me anybody else, bro, give
me fucking I don't give a fucking Donald Trump Junior
nigga fight anybody, Bro.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
This man has more kids than not than Miss Wayans.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Bruh braah, the Miss Wayne's and fucking Charlie's, fucking Martin
Sheen and fucking Brouh. That's that's fam.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
He has a starting five and a full ben fam.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
He got a fifty three man roster. Bro, he can
start an NFL franchise.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
He's got he trying to build a Game of Thrones
Royal House and Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon is trying to
be the head of House Atlantis House, Jigelow House, Yeah,
house House at Lanister in the building.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Bro, Bro, he gotta be in jail. There's no way
you could that ass just go im pregnanty bitch just
like that. And then also, Bro, for you to be
the fifteen.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
BM, Yo, that's gotta be so as a man, I
don't have any experience being a baby mom.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Either, do you? But what the fuck would the nigga
have to tell you for you to know to be like?

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're willingly come nineteenth? Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (09:37):
What could he tell me?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Or just put bust out the check book like fifty like.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Bitch.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Ass can no no, like fifty said, like the personionaire.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
That's not true.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
You lie, fifty, Yeah, you lied.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
That's the fact, Bro, If I was a stupid bitch,
I would have fell for some ship a long time ago,
especially if it's neck Cannon, because he could just be like, Yo,
look walling out. We still we still got shows, we
got money. It's like they sell you a little dream
and if you know, if you believe it.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, that's what I say. Yo. That would be yo,
Nick Cannon's baby. He gets you have a baby, Bunny
Cannon and his his like his plan is to put
you out. Yeah crazy, yea, I got you baby, yo,
season seventeen thousand, A while and out, Bro, I got you.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I think walling out and like and like that that
what's that? Rob Dear deck Show?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Like yeah, I think those are the last two syndicated
things like in the history of television is like, yeah,
the last I.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Had two of my videos go and wrap their deck show.
By the way, so they paid me for that. I
was shipin't crazy, But you know that's bad.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
You know what I'm saying. It's like to get get
a little vocado.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
You mind your business. Bitch, I forgot I had this.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Let me tell you something. That's that's some motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, okay for me, it is I brought I didn't
bring this. I just found this outside. I did not
bring fourteen in at all. I would never This is
actually it's fake.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, it's it's from is it cake? Yeah no, that's mefix.
Yeah no, that's a that's a candle. Actually, bad dragon, bro,
this is this is just holistic incense. That's what that is.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Bro. That's like the tip of it, and then it's slowly.
That is the Dominican Bad that's from Dominican Bad Dragon.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, break your head off this ship. Somebody throw I mean,
I'd be like, yo, you got it.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I don't know when you go to the supermarket. By the way,
American people, you know what I'm saying, people that are
not familiar with it being food and produce, that's the
Dominican avocado be Yeah. That ship will last you a week,
you know what I'm saying. It's not like the little
wrinkly ships with the with the with the.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Old ass bro. That ship. That ship makes me mad
every time I come back to this fucking right and
I buy a mango and it looked like the ones
in dr And then I open that ship and it's
a fucking ratty inside. Yeah, it tastes like cardboards. And
then and then you cut this bitch open, bro, and
you and you see the knife. The knife got liquid
and the ship.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Oh yeah, listen, listen, listen. What the fuck is that?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Hell yeah, Mexican avocados are better than Dominican.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Oh hassan, that's like thirty bodies.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Bro, I don't know. That is insane.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Ask me back my fucking mamajuana. You don't deserve it.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's quite literally, that little fucking yo, the mamajuana that
she did not bring through TSA.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
By the way, yeah, you're gonna taste mad fucking rubbing alcohol.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
My god.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
But like that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
And you know what's even worse that someone has never
spoken on the show. Bro, that's what that's a legacy.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
You have to say that crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
He's like, yo, he's like, I never seen him make table,
So walk with Dominican. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I'm just saying them them little them little avocados with
be going crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Me do go crazy?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Mexicans.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, shout out Mexicans.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
No, you know what I disagree, Well, you disagree that
Mexicans are awesome. Yo, give for a lefty gun play
show up in the mirror at your house.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yo. He's like, that's crazy. Ship that about me? He's
like crazy, He's like, I would never say that about
Like Dominican was like that's crazy. I loved him, you know.
It's like everything is like you know yo, but this
is the the they have like pros and cons. You

(14:10):
know what I'm saying. The Mexican joints great for guacamole,
you know what I'm saying, tremendous, yo, Dominican avocados. You
can eat them ships by the fucking self. Just go
like this, take like a pinch of salt and go
like that. You don't even need it. Yeah, because they're
so flavorful and they're mad big bro. And that ship

(14:32):
that's a superfood, you know what I'm saying. That's that's
why we got the best baseball players. Yeah, because they
grow up eating that, you know what I mean, straight
off the tree. Yeah exactly, Like, come on, you don't
even gotta have roof over your head, bro, You eat
super food every day. Yeah, just run around the text,
run around a street named after American president with your
dick out.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I mean that's what Nick Cannon must have been eating
all them fucking kids.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
That shit is crazy. Bro, I can't like who who
do you feel like is like qualified or or or
like not even less qualified? Just like it's just an
insane thing.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
This is like Elon Musk doing a parenting podcast.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Right right right, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, like
you feel me like I don't want to hear this
from you. Yeah, like the only person I can think of. Bro,
Pitching a relationship podcast from Nick Cannon is like pitching
a parenting podcast hosted by Chris Benoa.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh my god, it's only I'm starting to get mad.
I'm kind of mad. I'm mad, y'all dead the end?
Yeah all right, yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Of litery like like like litery like like I'm.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Trying to think of you. So because Dominican fathers say,
just happened? You know what I'm saying. My father, of
course reminded me, uh the little poverty you know quote
lt I said, Okay, but I know how I go

(16:12):
m hmm. I say, I have to say this. My
post called me was like, Yo, it's American Father's Day, motherfucker.
I don't celebrate the American Father's Day. You know what
I'm saying, unlike your mother that he do that shit
in there, Like, Yo, unlike your mother, who'll be double dipping.
I'm not trying to break your pocket, champ. But what's
up in a new pickup truck?

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Oh really no, he's been. I've been on that for
like mad log. That's my fault. I've been dangling, like
carrying in front of that old man's face for so long.
I got you, I got you, I got you, got you.
I'm just trying to find the right one, trying to
find the right one. He's just like calling your home
and they just want to cop one. And then my
mom just like yo, fuck bro, like that was Father's
Day and the like, who was I gonna tell him?

(16:48):
Like nah, like, don't treat yourself like that man sixty
something years old? Like I was like, you got to damn,
that's crazy. Your father really hits you with the I
don't be asking y'all for nothing, ask nobody for my mother.
I don't get that pickup truck box. You don't care
what was going crazy? Yeah, he's like, yo, what to

(17:10):
my mother? Everybody?

Speaker 7 (17:11):
This?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
What's that group? It's at least touch Yeah, I'm like, yo, dad,
this is a friendly group. Yeah fight Yeah, could be
like and my corn chack? I want what.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Corn?

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Call you yeah, cor Yeah, I'm gonna have my cord.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
That made my compliment my little com yeah something until
you give me the bitch, I won't mat I sometime
being Yo, that's that's a gavel bron has a gavel
po order. Yeah, like you're going, y'all? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
What' trying there? For Father's Day?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Though? Oh man, I just like I'd like to do
the same thing for fathers that I do every year.
And it's just like, YO, leave me the funk alone?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah yeah that I mean that would you know what
I'm saying, Yes, Yo.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Let me alone. I don't want I don't want can
you know, like yo, I want breakfast in bed and
I don't want to be papered.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Nah, I'm very like you know, like that's these child
where many dependent. I'm very independent, independent woman.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
I mean you are really an old ass bitch for
that joke.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Thank you, I thank you. You know what I'm saying
because in the building. You know what I'm saying. But
I just like to be left alone. But I want
peace of quiet, you know what I'm saying. I'm a
forty year old man. Be like, I don't want to
go like I realized that ship like uh at, like
a like some like event, like some professional event. Ship

(18:40):
I go and like by eleven o'clock, I'm like, yo, yeah,
don't let that shit be a screening. Yeah, I'll be
in that backgron like this. Niggah. See.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
I didn't do anything for Dominican Father's Day because my
real father abandoned me, so he's dead to me.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
But for me personally that yo, I wouldn't bro I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I wouldn't take I wouldn't slightly inconvenience myself man talking about.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
What do you mean? Hell no, can you passed me?

Speaker 7 (19:16):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I wouldn't pass you a new roll of toilet paper
und he was like it was like this yo yo
yoa hey hey.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
And I'd be like, yo you. I'd be like, Liz,
well you hear something I can't.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
It kind of sounds like a little.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Who is that English? What is I say? English, I say,
I say, I say English, My he's coming out of
my assholes. Give me, give me count on me for that. Yo.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
So I asked my daughter this. I was like yo.
I was like, Yo, I changed your diapers. You're gonna
change my diapers when I'm old. She's like, why would
you have eight years old? She doesn't understand depend this
ship like that incontinent. She's like, why would you have
diapers when you all? She's like you, She's like, you
do pee on the seat, but like you're like yo,
like like yo. First of all, was CARDI b your

(20:13):
surrogate momm Like, why are you talking to me like this?
You know what I'm saying. Second of all, I do
not be on the seat. I sit down to pe.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, you pee on the seat?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
No, I don't. I sit down to pa.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
You got like a motherfucker who pissed on the seat.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I didn't see it, but we got.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
We got.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
What do you mean? We got big sink pissed over
than I was about to say, Because I respect you,
I wouldn't piss and like around on the seat. I'll
just piss in the sink.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
So you're gonna piss where I want Yo, we're not
We're not doing this again. We're not going back here.
We're not what but what where you what you faced?
When you wash your face?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Right, so you're face and everything is clean right after
you do that, right, so after I pee in the sink,
I do the hot water and tie bacterials and now
you're now you're good. You're back to square lie.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
First of all.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Second of that's true. None of that.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
He's not gonna put you.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
In a home.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
So yeah, that's crazy, bro, as long as Andrew Coble
is dead by that.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Bro, Yeah, I'm I'm all right, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
But speaking of wrestlers who don't deserve sympathy, Hulk Hogan,
get him out of has been has a brother, He
is out of here, bro brother Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Twenty four Python Spy Satan brother. Yeah yeah. But people
acting like this is yo, all right.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I like to think Hulk Hogan's personal hell is just
him in front of mad screens like in the Dark Knight,
and each screen is a different black scene.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Bru.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
It's just it's just Lex Steal.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
It'sost name fact that you just got the name.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be I'll be camping so crazy, I'd
be like yo the whole time. I'm like, yeah, Cari Styles,
they got him, They got him in front of the
screen like a clockwork orange like this. You can't even blink. No, no, brother,
no brother, No, not like this, brother, not like this.

(22:18):
It's just like three. You're like that motherfucker has the
worst listen. I don't know how much peanut you want
should have stayed in there.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
I'm realizing this in real time.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, that man, bus it nut. It sounds like like
a cross between like Grover from You Stay from Street. Yeah,
had retention. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Yo, Bro.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
We need God, we need need to rebuild this studio
into a church. Put alter. We're gonna have We're gonna
have I don't know, bro, We're gonna have to do
the We're gonna have to exercise. We're gonna have to
do the Exorcist. Some ship. So yeah, motherfucker's coming here.
A little bit more, a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You know, let's let's honey redactant clean this whole ship up.
But we still got to spray holding water. This bitch,
take the cigarette machine out and put maybe I mean no,
call y'all, y'all, yeah, yeah, read that my only pleasure

(23:20):
in my life is and you want to take it
away from me the fuck out of here.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
No, but it's it's kind of crazy seeing people's reaction
to like Ho Cogan and and everything, because I feel
like we've known for a really long time that he
was reading. Yo, that was public information, And I get
it because it's like, Yo, I watched him growing up.
I watched wrestling too. I loved Ho Hogan. I love
to undertake all the all of these motherfuckers were my favorite.
But you don't think it's crazy that racism is a

(23:46):
fucking phase that white people got to grow out of.
And yeah, talking about this motherfucker had to grow out
of this ship and he.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Was sixty, bro, Yeah how much you got?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah, like Yo, I get wanting to hold on to
the nostalgia, like Yo, these are my childhood WrestleMania.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Motherfucker, he ripped off a shirt on your TV. Bitch,
it's not that. But you can just enjoy it and
like it. But it's not like, Yo, I gotta defend
this man to the grave, because realistically, if he saw you,
he would he would completely ignore you. He don't fuck
with you.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
That part also like this, like there's like little stories
talk about with like other wrestlers, other black wrestlers being like, nah,
he's cool, like he held me damn. And I'm like,
all right, bro whatever, But like the majority, I'm like, fam,
you're on film, like you know how racist you gotta
be to have racist thoughts after while you're fucking Like
that man was laid up with his with his side joint, like, Yo,

(24:39):
dick out talking about y'all to walk my daughter dating
no niggas. I'm like, bro, you fucking right now. Usually
when i'm fucking, I'm just thinking about that, like even
even the posts not I'm like, yo, damn yo, when
you did that ship with your teeth on.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
The tool, you'll be floating like the SpongeBob me.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Dog Oh my brother, that you gotta be super racist
to be thinking racist starts while you fucking while you're
dick is erect.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
You also got to be super racist to like clock
in the work to do racism.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
This motherfucker was this my fucker?

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Boy? Didn't he spray plaints some ship on Booker trailer?

Speaker 7 (25:18):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
What funny ship ever? Because that meme like that's when
he went like when he switched like, uh, from w
w E to w w W c W and he
joined the n w O, so they call him like
mid tagging, so it looks like and I yeah, he
really wrot w O. But I'm like, Bro, every time
that they talk about this maybe racist, I'm like, yeah,

(25:39):
I need that picture. I need that picture. Yeah because
low Ki. Yeah, he probably had to like edit and
be like oh shit.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
No no w.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
What's crazy is though, even though people are like heartbroken
for him, you know who I'm heartbroken for, Bro, the
motherfuckers who watched him growing up, the black and brown
kids who watched him growing up. And then you realize, yeah, no,
like you love these characters. I remember how I felt
about Eddie motherfucking Guerrero. Bro. Yes, you love these characters.
And then you grow up and you're like, wait, Chris Ben,

(26:09):
why did that? Yeah, Vince McMahon, it's like this, yeah, yeah,
you know, and then you hear fucking hok Ogan. It's
like obviously people be like, oh, you don't. You don't
want to, you don't want to relate people to their mistakes.
But you decide what your legacy is. That's what your
life is actually about. You get to decide what you do,
how you treat people, what you say, and the things

(26:30):
that you leave behind. If your legacy happens to be
that you did a terrible job, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Also, atonement is not supposed to be easy. And also,
like we would it would be a different story if
he was like that. And then at some point in
his life he was like, yeah, the things I said
were okay, brother, but let me tell you something, brother,
I'm on a different path the old sir.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
It's looking to become a better person. And that starts
with a back to school.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Drive at Malauley Park in the Bronx.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Brother like, you know what I'm saying, I'm mucho man,
and I'm here to co sign with the brother saying
he's not racist and either remind and we're doing a
toy drive to prove it.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Oh that'll give you a headache.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, talking like that, if anybody, if if there was,
if there was even an inkling of that in his
career at all at all, I'd be like, bro. At
least he was like, you don't got to accept it.
You don't got to be cool, you don't got to
be cool with it. You don't got to excuse what
he was doing. But at least he was trying to
better himself.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
He made the effort.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
There was none of that, bro, and at least none
of it that was visible to us.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
And like that's the thing, right, It's like the atonement
gotta be like it because we don't know what happened
behind closed doors, Like we don't know like his kids, right,
like his daughter mainly, like we don't know if behind
closed doors. He was like, yeah, that was really fucked
up thing to say, brother, you know. But but like
the atonement has to match the disrespect.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
So if the disrespect and the racism was out in
the open, the atonement has to be out in the open.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
You gotta do the same. So that's why I don't
feel bad.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
He also opened for Donald Trump with the yes yeah
last year.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Like to go off of what men and Rainey are saying,
it's like, yo, just I think a year ago or
a year and a half ago, he hired a beer
company and when the woman arrived, the owners of the
beer company, he saw that they weren't white, they were
black women, and he that has told them to leave.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
This was like a year and a half and then
like miss said, he's at the r n C ripping
his shirt off, which that's when I was like, he
lost it, yeah, because it took a mad long before
he's just be like now he was just like you
could see like where it was perforated like a fucking mapkin.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you can see where he didn't take
the jab.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
You just honestly, bro, it's on some To me, it's like, yo,
I don't that's your legacy, that's who you are, that's
who you decided to be. I feel more so for
the people who watched you growing up. And I also
think it's crazy that, like for white people, racism is
like a learning experience. They never learned to Yeah, And
it's like, bro, we don't get that. We don't get

(29:07):
to be like that.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
We don't get that luxury.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
We don't get that luxury. Bro, we get in profile
that fucking fourteen years old. I can't call you an
N word, I can't sexually assault you, and you called
you say that it's a it's a it's a little
mistake and it's just something that just Bro, we don't
get that experience. Honestly, fuck them, bro, Fuck y'all don't care.
If that's your legacy, that's your legacy. We're not gonna

(29:29):
live in a false reality because somebody passed away. We're
gonna live in reality if that's what your life is.
And guess what, to his wife, to his children, that's
probably a different experience. He probably is their world and
their heartbroken and all of this stuff. But if you
have black and brown people, well black people specifically, because
that's what that's the word that you're using, you are

(29:50):
going to try to police how they feel. Get the
I'm sorry, y'all.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I'm with you. I feel bad for the fans that
are like conflicted because in my mind and I'm like, yo,
it's so crazy because this is coming from your childhood.
Because if this was if you, if this was like
a band that you was a fan of at twenty
something years old, you know you have enough sense to
be like a bro, like you're a piece of shit. Yeah,
Like I'm off you. If you're six and you're watching like,

(30:17):
oh comany o, Yo, you got the headband and ship, Yeah,
that's a different type of like commitment.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Yeah, that's a child that's gonna affect you differently.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
You know what I'm saying, and that's.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Why I see why a lot of people are like
half half like yo, man, like yeah, but it's also like, yo,
you gotta live in reality.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Come on, let's be real.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
It's unfortunate that if you were to meet that person
and just because of you were black, he would be
he would be on something like get the fuck you know,
like I don't, I don't really fuck with you.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I can't rack with that. Also, I'm like, yo, fam
Hulk Hogan is not a real person, right right, Terry
Bolea is the guy playing whole Cogan. You know what
I'm saying, Like, that's like being like, yo, porky pick
is racist. I can't believe it. Oh my god, dog,
he's like like speak of he was. It was like

(31:08):
the feed out, I don't do business with her, did
with that non whites.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
Like that?

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Shit is crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
No amount of cartoonish, no amount of cartoonish over acted
antics on television is going to make me use the
real guy behind the cartoonish antics.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
So like imagine he inverted it and started doing like
all the racist ship in the ring in the ring
and then outside of it he was like this altruistic,
like hilanthropist thing. Yeah, he used his brother outside of
the ring.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
In the ring.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
He's like yeah, crazy, but like, okay, so you grew
up watching yes and then you did you did too, right,
So does his death affect you at all?

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Because you know why because like I said, like, it's
like porky pig, Like I got old and VHS teams
at the crib, bro, like they got like damn, that's crazy.
I just aged one. So what like I got like
I got thirty Marshalls bags full of VHY stage Yeah,
but I'm like I got all that ship and will
also go on YouTube and watch like whole Cogan versus
Andrea the Giant. You know what I'm saying to be like, yeah,
I remember that like I was like four years old.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
West Side Gun has a whole song and video called
Summer Slam eighty eight. Come on and it's like old footage.
It's like old Giant footage. I'm like, bro, that's even better.
I'm like, I don't even I could watch that. I
can listen to that, so I'm like I'm not. I'm like, bro,
it's a quote Cameron Sneakers die every day. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying, shout out to two, speaking of
people dying every day, shout out. Come to threes, shout

(32:39):
out to two before we get there, shout out to
two generational haters, Baby the Iron Chic and Andre the Giant.
Yeah who both who both make some noise for Andrea
Giant and the Iron Sheet. Two generational haters who stood
on who stood.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
On there.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
To the end? Yo, it's crazy to me now because
like Iron Chic used to be in the ring with
Pats that said Iran mad big on the side.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I was like, damn, bro, that's man brave, that's man brave. Yeah,
he was your he was your he was your commande,
like the Iron she.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
He's like I like him, Yeah, he.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Was your Dad's like your dad's like I want to
pick his brain so bad, Like his is very his
like almost autistic obsession with Middle Eastern revolutionary It's mass.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Funny to me. It's crazy. Apparently that's like a Dominican
thing though.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yeah, even my dad, my dad was like heavy into
that ship.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Like revolution, like you know what, I think, I know
what it is. They're all they they're in the same
age range and it's the occupation after like post through
hedeo Huam election, all that ship. They grew up in that, like, yo,
get get up by this the donkey. So they grew

(34:09):
up now, so that's why I'm like, my, I'm like, yo,
you're not Irish. Why are we talking about the IRA right?
Like what the fuck is like? Because they are you
wander Stein then they they it's.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Part of that Lebert And I'm like, yo, I'm like yo,
You're like Dad, I'm seven, I'm seven. Bro like yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
For me, I'm like yo, yo, but my food gets
coldo eating woop my hass? Bro, So like what do
I do? But Dad, this is a dictator ship.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
That's like, that's like, look, you need to from now on,
we only follow revolutionaries in this house and you seven
years old like but black Dynamite, I'm living.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Under occupation in this household.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yo, you know get it.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
We gotta get we gotta follow your dad's example. Get
all these horrible people out of here, Li like of
lit Like speaking of horrible people, you said death comes
in three and Honkogan being one of them. Yeah yeah,

(35:20):
Ozzy Osbourne, So we lost so hold on, wait wait
wait wait, let's let's take that again.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
No, that man was having to mentioned MTV and we
were like yay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
I think we said off off camera like that that
she was just way too white for I.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Was watching the Russell family show that was around house.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, I thought that she was a little weirdo because
everyone at the end, I'm like, why is this man
in the wearing a door in the bathtub? Yeah, like
on a two way patre Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
No real money, man, where you me? That's the ship
I would do, Bro, I get one of the church
hats I've just said, Yeah, Bro.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
If I was a majority, if I was a majority
shareholder at Adidas.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I would be doing all types of stupid ship. Bro.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I would buy out Magic Johnson Theater just to re
just just to reproject Jowana Man in every single room
in that theater.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Brou yo yo, I want to watch Sinners, Bro.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Feature Joana Man and Pooty tank All dang baby.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
So death comes in threes as y'all as y'all and
some of y'all they know and Ozzy Osbourne Logan and
fortunately Malcolm Jamal Warner.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
What I'm saying, uh, you know a great actor Malcolm
and Eddie you know what I'm saying, very well, known
for The Cosby Show, also very well known for having locks.
You know what I'm saying early in the game, when
it was the cool you know what I'm saying, Uh,
and just all around good guy. Yeah, I mean, and
uh taught us a lot. Yeah, I feel like you
know what I mean. Like I don't know if it

(37:10):
like through like TV, but like he he was on
TV when like every sitcom was like, Yo, here's a message,
right right right.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I mean that's when TV was good. Bro.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
You feel me like, Yo, this shit is funny. Back then,
it's just like you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
It was an episode he did talking about consent. Yeah,
and he was like, like, what do you do with
a girl? You know she likes you, but she's like
nah nah, And the motherfucker's like nah, what do you
mean She's saying?

Speaker 7 (37:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
That was crazy that that was on the Cosby Show too, God, Yeah, yeah,
but that shit is crazy.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Like, but if these three deaths in particular have taught
me anything, it's like where the Internet chooses to put
their energy, and it's like I've seen more negativity around
Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan in an effort to sort
of like click farm and engagement farm and rage bait
around like these people's tumultuous pasts and their turbulent history.

(38:07):
Ozzy Osbourne in particular being super pro Israel, encouraging bands
and things to perform out there despite all the news
about Palestine that has been in the news like for
years now. He yeah, he like everybody knows about him
biting the fucking head off the bat, but he apparently
also has a very long and disturbing history of cruelty

(38:28):
to animals and shit like that. Like he's just so
essentially what I'm saying is breaking news. Great artist was
a terrible person oh more at eleven, you know. But
I think it's funny that we spend more time highlighting
the negativities surrounding certain bad people's debts versus highlighting all

(38:49):
of the positive things big enough, good people like Malcolm
Jamal Warner, who led a pretty you know what I'm saying,
a pretty virtuous life as far as I know. But
it's just it's just weird, right, Like the overwhelming difference,
the stark contrast between life, how ready and willing we
are to talk about awful people when they die versus
like big enough, actual good, good human beings when they

(39:11):
lose them.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I think that there's two reasons for that, and this
is just me throwing something out. I think that because
it's the Internet, and especially with the way the fucking
world is right now, people are harboring on negativity and
like they're living in a bunch of in anger, you
know what I mean, like in anger and sadness. And
then the Internet doesn't help because it's also full of
fucking rage bait. And then the second thing is that

(39:34):
I also believe that because people start to make excuses
for the dead, that that's another thing where people start
to react and it's just like, what do you mean?
You know, because there's a bunch of what I saw
was a bunch of people basically saying like, Yo, this
person passed away, you shouldn't talk about the bad things
that they did. And to me, like, if a white
person was to say that to me, it's like, who
are you to forgive his sins to us? Yeah, he

(39:57):
didn't call you a slur, you know what I'm saying.
So all of these things are interconnected, but it's very true.
It's very true.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
If you think about his life, his life was beautiful,
and unfortunately, I believe the report said that his daughter
was in the water with him, but she was able
to be saved. So like that in itself. You know,
he was a father, he was a husband, and he
created a fucking legacy with characters that we can look
back and still learn from to this day facts. So
I do agree with Rainy in the sense of, like, yo,

(40:25):
there's a lot of people that we lose that have
done a lot of good and we should start trying
to take and just talking about it. It reminds you like,
oh shit, this person did this, and it will inspire
you to be a good person and do good things
so that when you pass away, guess what people have
good things to say about you?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Say about you know what I'm saying, not a negative
shit also like yeah, you know what I'm saying. You
can write about like cocoa and shit and get like
a bunch of clicks or whatever. But you know how
fucking fire, yeah and viral you would go if you
and like how much are a farming you would you
would complete if you did like a like a fan
of Malcolm Jamal Warner with the flow Millie behind it,

(41:03):
go crazy, go crazy and say ro Yo victory like
gang make that happen. And by the way, Michael, my Michael,
Malcolm Jamal war MJW. Fancam with the flow Millie behind it.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
And by the way, uh, the the section that that
you included about his daughter being saved, that was him.
So Costa Rican Police Chief, by the way, the official
story by US magazine is Costa Rican Police Chief stands
by the statement that Malcolm Jay Warner tried to save
his daughter.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
So that's that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
It was him.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
It was like he died saving his kid. Come on, dog,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
So like I think it's crazy that I didn't know
that until I looked it up right now, you know
what I'm saying versus like all this negativity behind Like, oh,
y'all really mourning this person. He wasn't a good person. Okay,
then show me a good person like Malcolm Jamal Warner.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
You know what I'm saying. If you got like that that,
I mean, like you're a hero. Come on, he was,
like he was a hero in life, fan and death.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Like you know what I'm saying, Like, let's let's give
let's give him our energy or at the very least
match it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Get your
jokes off.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
You know what I'm saying. Horrible people don't deserve sympathy.
Racists don't deserve sympathy. Cruel motherfuckers don't deserve sympathy. Get
these motherfuckers out of here. But just match the energy.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
You know what I'm saying. As much as much bad
that you have to say about somebody, match that with.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
By the way, we lost a really good motherfucker today, Like,
was a really good person.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, say it out loud. Don't hide the ship, don't
cold play it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, matter
what does that mean? Don't cold play it, which means
don't hide it. Just come out with it.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
I mean, it's not like they were hiding it.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
No motherfuckers is on the teleprompter. Bro Yo, that's crazy
to me because so if y'all don't know, I mean,
y'all know what the fuck it too?

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, I gotta know about this, so cold play you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Concert they went around, did the kiss came caught the
sea of fucking it's trying to be that com I
don't know what who cares. Company, don't matter quite homie
doing the behind.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Around the way teenager?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah four ok, bro, And then and then HOMEI got
on this b It was just like, oh, look at
these people couple here, what's going on now? They might
be having an affair and we see.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
We've got this beautiful couple here stands.

Speaker 8 (43:29):
It's amazing. Oh absolutely, I mean look at them. Oh,
I've never seen two people. I've never seen two people
more in love. I'll tell you something, Jack, The only
time I ever saw two people more in love was
Rainy at the bar with his Puerto Rican, with his
lovely Puerto Rican. Five five thicking of eies. That's the

(43:50):
only time. And it seems they've separated.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
What what a spin move? Wh yo? Sure he did?
The fucking show was that when when the niggas just
like duck down and like spin into the floor. I
don't even remember. Was it power ranges? I don't even
remember what. It sounds like a fever dream that you made.
Probably yeah, it probably was, like but yo, Shorty said, I.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Was like, they fucked up big time by their reaction.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Yes, yeah yo.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Their reactions said, Yo, we've been caught. And then the motherfucker.
There was I don't know about anybody else peeped this.
There was a lady right next to them who was laughing,
and I feel like she knew. Oh yeah, she knew
that they were. It was all like they was both married.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
So it was funny because like Shorty was sitting there
and then it came out like in the information later
that she works in the same company as them.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
She's supposed to be hr if I'm not mistaken. So
if you need anything, if you need to know anything
about human it's that, yo.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
That was a real human resource was using you know
what I'm saying, Yeah, resourceful.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
So so let me ask y'all bro, because because I'm
not married, right, so my thing is, Yo, you are married, motherfucker.
You took vows. You have a ring on your finger
inside bro.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Rich that's rich white guys man. Yo.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
You you all in public wild like that, yo, not
even you, not even at a motel you you Yo,
you had a fucking cold plate concent You.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Didn't even slide and you never go to like Mac
DeMarco with some like indie ship.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
They need to take a page out of Liz Bell's
book and get the little red, carry on and go
meet up with go meet up with her Chinatown boyfriend. Discreetly,
all right in the room right above, Hassan bleeped this
right above.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
You know what I'm saying, right above. You take a
page out of this bell book.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
You just stay in my business.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
It's crazy and a woman live. Man, yo, But you
gotta find a different spot for the maleta because it
came back and it's smell like you have put it
right under the vent. So it came back like wings.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
They came back smelling like Korean fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
I mean, maybe I had some Korean.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Maybe I own a room service.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
I don't bother you, that's true.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
You're right. I'm about my business, you know what I'm saying.
So they got caught out there again. The reaction was outsized.
I feel like if they would have just froze like deer,
you know what I'm saying, Like every time listen, I
live in the woodsdo be so w what I drive.
I'd be very weary. But like deer are smarter. Now,
I feel like they'll like they'll see the car coming
and be like, oh, I'm gonna stay my ass right

(46:41):
here on the grass, like I was about to do
this and then I'm just they would have just did yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah, I think if they would have just if they
would have just relaxed, the camera guy would have just
panned to somebody else, because that's what they do, Like
if they don't get a reaction right away, Yeah, they
just keep him.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Know what she could have did started giving him head
that would have took the car. Yeah, like you do
some just you know, you got to distract.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Theaking, yeah, you know, you know what else?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Another thing she could have done to get the camera
right right off of them very quickly, uh is blast
him under his chin, just right in front.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
We can't get caught. Yo. See, this is why I
recommend that you know whatever, I mean, you should be
on the right side of history. But whatever your stance is,
you should have a pal sitting flag in your pocket
at all the time so that anytime the camera comes
on you just pull it up. You know what I'm saying.
And you're doing a good thing, but you know the
cameras gonna be immediately, so you know what I mean.

(47:43):
It's like Larry David with the Maga hat. Think about it.
You know what I'm saying, you want people to leave
you alone. Think about it. You know what I'm saying,
You be righteous and get left alone the same time. Genius.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
So if you ever need to like cheat on people,
we have great advice because that's what we do now
on the show.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, shut, you need a vice, motherfucker your boys and girl.
You know what I'm saying. I was gonna say fem.
I didn't say female. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah, I was gonna suck you up after I'll take
it easy, yo, of liter like like.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Of litery like.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
So from one couple you know what I'm saying, who
was not trying to get seen together, to another couple
who didn't give a fuck if they got seen together. Homeboy.
I don't know any of these people's names, but it
was a guy and a girl at the Yankees Phillies
game yesterday, and my man, he was hitting the fucking
the craze of Rony, the fucking invisible scratch pickles. He

(48:46):
was hitting the finger fat finger your finger by finger bombing. Damn.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
He was hitting the DJ.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
J Yo going ship at the game and the crazy
part of the game. Yeah, like I could no, I
can't see that ship is crazy. But there was nobody
next to them, like you. I think people either moved
or they just went to like a part where they're
wearing a lot of people. But Yo, Shorty was the

(49:15):
getting finger blasted watching baseball for the work and like, yeah,
I'm in I saying.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
What type of ship is that? What's going on today
in Victory? Like you got a son spewing blast for
me over there? You're talking about baseball is boring?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
What are you saying.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I'm not saying it's boring. I'm saying, bitch, you're getting
fingered and this is what you're watching. What are we
doing as a society? What about the game is like Yo, yeah,
do that?

Speaker 6 (49:50):
Like the aren Yankee tickets cheaper than movie theater tickets.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
That what we're doing, Hassan, is that what we're doing.
We're gonna blame it on capitalism? And then I know you,
I'm know you held the rail coming down the stand
like the rail fingers in your.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
You know what's crazy?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
You know it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
That wasn't even Hassan that said that.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
That was men.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
You're trying to say all men sound the same?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Yeah do that was like Wow, you're trying to say.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
You're trying to say, not only is our Asian labor interchangeable,
but now Asian talent is just a diamond.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Dog as the world of messandry. You better be lucky.
I don't stab you bitches every time I come in
this mother, because I'm trying to leave. I'm trying to
leave some results. I'm trying to leave. I'm trying to
leave some flesh wounds.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
On your crazy Liz Bell. Liz Bell saying you could
have been watching Dog de Marco.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Get in your ship, getting your ship, Yeah, something like that,
having a fight getting your ship.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Squeeze Bro. You should have you should have thrown the battle.
You should have thrown soul con versus q P Bro. Yeah,
that would have been incredible work.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
You put on any math off a joint.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
You go.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Because he's gonna punch somebody, and you're like, oh, yeah,
this is.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yo. Because people are saying yo, they should be banned
from the park. But I'm like, YO, speaking of like,
like you said, that man has been touching four train rails,
all type of ship. She definitely got a U T
I yeah, like you were saying, So I think that's
enough penance. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
No, they belong on the list somewhere.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah, Yo, you can't come in here.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Yeah, bro, what the fun? First of all, have never
been that honey?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Nah man?

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Why you asked it like that? Bitch like you got
some ship.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
That was leading, questions leading.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I don't think I've ever been horny enough to hit
the DJ WebStar ever in public? Nah No, list one
time charter.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Ya yo, listen man, I've been known. You know what
I'm saying. It's been you know, I'm not. It's not
a common thing, but on occasion, you know, I have
hit the you know, the DJ clue on the FDR.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
You know what I'm saying, Like, Yeah, but that's in
your car and you probably got presidential tent right in
your window front at that.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Yeah, but it's your car. You paid to know. Go crazy,
you put the gas in that bitch, do what you want?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Small game?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Is it the same car?

Speaker 7 (52:23):
I was it?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Motherfucker?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Uh damn. He took so long it was it was just.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Like I got a fleet, motherfucker got a huge house
and you fucking cars.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (52:43):
You get, you can get, you can make, you can
make the freaking you could take the freak out the hood,
take the out.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah. But like I said, I can't judge that I've
done some sousio activity. You know what I'm saying Again,
you know what I'm saying, did the WEEKI week? You
know what I mean? Passing the side? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
I think that's clearly different.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Central Park?

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
See I don't you know what's the park that's right
by by clan uh marshallus. Yeah, got domed off there.
You know what I'm saying, call little situations. But that's like,
that's a yo. What do you have a checklist your
fucking animals? He's like, he's like, let me see what.
What haven't I hit y'all Pelham Bay, I haven't gotten

(53:36):
topped off.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
You haven't done it in a tree? Yeah, on the boat,
in a bat Now you sound like petie Papa? Do
you want it over here?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Do you want it over there?

Speaker 7 (53:48):
You want yo?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I mean I guess I already answered the question.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
My question was like, have yall.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Ever been this horny bro? Like, you know, is there
a place that you would never no matter what? Yeah?
What is that place? Because I'm thinking I'm like, yo,
there's a lot of I'm if I got privacy.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Privacy. It's like it's like, all right, we should take
them to jail.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
This Yeah, yeah, what do you mean wouldn't you funk?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
My question is where would you funk? Because like it
should be a short list where you would, but you're
telling me the.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
List where you wouldn't is longer, shorter, shorter. It's shorter
the list where I would not.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
You see, we're dealing with AI.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
We're dealing with us.

Speaker 10 (54:40):
This is a threat to national like we we need
to reprimand right it is the music was raised. Yeah,

(55:02):
it's hyposexual.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
You know what I'm saying? Come on, you mean that
means I don't brock out.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
I don't blame Merrow because he was fourteen when my.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
Dad that.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
My brock up. Get nobody.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Getting gets Monday.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
That's the most misagynistic ship ever, which is crazy because
it's just reminded me of like like that ship is
wa nagianistic. But at the party be going crazy like
everybody like nobody's like turn that ship off.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
It's bad.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Nah, nobody was doing that. No one was doing that.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
We was in eleventh grade at don your comming house
in three D, catching guves, catching dogs like I had
Shorty by the started belt like you know what I'm
saying about her v I m jeans just like what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
You knocking the fucking beads off her names come out.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
So it was a different time though, Now and dance
your boy being the mausoleum in front of his keyboard,
going crazy posting this goddamn song while you guys are outside.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Doing who fucking knows you. Motherfucker's always be somewhere. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, So talk about it. Please
please get into it with Las Vegels.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Yeah, I saw you over there with tall ass motherfucking Carl.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
That's true. Yes, uh, Sat went out to Vegas for
the NBA Summer League. You know what I'm saying. Finally
got to link up with the little real person, big
Bull Dagga, the Bodega Cat, Carl, Anthony Towns. You know
what I'm saying. Who Liz is a fan? You know
what I'm saying. She says she don't care how big
your feet do. You know what I'm saying, She does
not care. But it was a good time, you know
what I'm saying because uh, weed's legal, and in Vegas,

(56:56):
I was just like, who go crazy?

Speaker 4 (56:57):
I mean you do that here?

Speaker 1 (56:59):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (57:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Also yeah it don't matter. Yeah, I just I just
I just get it, shake it. But it was it
was fucking me up because we did a show in
indoors at night and the chades on it and I'm
just like yo, Like in my heart brain, I'm like, yo, bro,
can you see yeah? Are you going to trip off
the stage? Yeah? Okay? And I'm looking over me, I'm like,

(57:23):
oh wait, Like Liz got the matter of fact Vegas,
Liz was in like like tropical fantasy, bro, I was.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
I was in ther was my first time in so So.
I've never been to that side far. Yeah, usually be
in my own hood and more now. But I went
to SOSA. They flew me out because they wanted me
to teach a writing to work to writing workshops for
a bunch of Dominican writers who were going back to
the island to return to the roots. So that was
the theme of the workshop for a week, which was
cool because again I talk about it all the time.

(57:52):
My pops taught me poetry. He taught me how to
love writing and history and all this shit. So and
he also was a teacher back home. So for me
to be able to be flown out and paid to
go to a country to teach where my dad did,
it was a full circle moment.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
It was very beautiful. It was also the one year
anniversary of my dad's passing, so I stood back to
hang with Dad, and in that time I found out
that I come from a lineage of teachers, like my
fucking there's probably like thirty five teachers in my family
from my dad's side. Yeah, because I went to see
his grave and I saw one of his sisters and

(58:29):
her grave se Profesora. Oh, And I was like what.
So when I went to my dad's career, I asked
them and they was like, oh, yeah, Like she was
the one who raised your dad to want to be
a teacher, and she did the same. She started pointing
people out. She's like, look, that's the teacher, that's the teacher,
that's the teacher. So I just thought it was really
fucking beautiful and cool. I had a wonderful experience.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
It was.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
It was funny, awesome, But.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
This like a long like so obvious, like your great aunt, no, my.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Aunt, my dad's sister, but she was just always older.
She was the one who inspired my brother, all of
her siblings and now all of the other children that yeah,
all of the other children that came from her and
from from our family, from the uncles and the aunts.
Most of them are teachers.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
So why you can't read who, Yeah, you can, but
one of us is right.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
What I what I wanted to do.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
That.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
I had a really good time, bro, But honestly, I
wasn't gonna come to the show today because I have
a lot going on. And I'm gonna tell you something, Bro.
I I came home right, I landed, I opened my luggage.
I brought a mosquito back with me, Bro, swear everything
I love. I brought a mosquito back with me. It
was in my luggage, and it fucked me up.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
HOI god, god, wait wait wait wait wait wait now I've.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Got to react like that, yo.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Bro, let's oh my god, you need some ice?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Chip I do bro.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Is barby your quaws, your quaws.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Quasi Moto put them ships back around, duck, y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
I'm coming back there the next episode, no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Matter, Barrow, they go to Mosquito right there.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
Hold. I was literally like a luxury light light night night, night,

(01:01:08):
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