Episode 145 | "We Pop Champagne"

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yo, what's up be spoorting Kim out of the human
do re fa baby? And this has fixed me? Like
the number one program on the planet. You know what
I'm saying. Today, we're gonna be talking about Trump. He
might be kicking the buckets soon. God damn it. Let's
hope crack a Battle is rebranded and the Whites is
going crazy? Uh, speaking of health, you know what I'm saying.
Eric Addams is in the park trying to tell you
that he got reps. You know what I mean. And also,
Jubilee is everything that is wrong with YouTube. Find out

(00:23):
why right here? This viked you like baby.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Lit like like.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Ligy, like idea, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Just the plan? Life is Crazy's idea?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
She startles easily, y'all, And I hope I don't started
easily because this is You should have been known that
what she was doing. This is not I've sprung upon you.
You clicked on the link and here we are. You
know what I'm saying. Victory like the number one showing
the planet. You know what I'm saying. Critically acclaims, Yes, sir,
you know what I'm saying, culturally relevant, moving the movement,
and I'm literally that because literally that literally critical acclaim.

(01:16):
Look at the table, look at it. But yeah, that's
critics choice, that's right there. That's what it is. It's
an acclaim from a critic. Yo. You know what I'm saying.
You know it is man, she Boddy came out of
the human de red flag. Of course we got the Yeah,
got rap got in the building, rainy ov a or rain.
You know what I'm saying. We got the super bitch
of New York City spelled nortees my do you know
what I'm saying. Well, of course the crew is here.

(01:38):
You know what I'm saying. We're in a trap. You
know what I'm saying. You see the sexy lightning bro
provided by Vilopez. We have the super producer of the year. Godamnit,
men trying you know.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
What I'm saying, jumping out the window with that's right torture.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Morning bro yo, listen this victory like you know, we
don't have this in America, you know what I'm saying.
And the hottest in the Marica is still one and
only Hassan Hassani on that ship. Yeah we're here, bitch.

(02:21):
You know what I'm saying. Things going on in the
world and we're going to make sense of it for you.
So you don't have to do that, you know what
I mean. You can just sit there with your AirPod
and be like, Yo, thank you for giving me information
in my life. You know what I'm saying. First thing
on the docky here is uh t Draco is not
looking to t or Draco anymore. He got swollen ankles.
You know what I'm saying. He is showing signs of

(02:43):
physical decline. He got man foundation on his face and
he's not even working at like Riviera's and Queen's Bro.
So I don't know. He's not a star tuender. He's
not a start tender starless. He's not a starlessis thinks
using more foundation bro than anybody any atmosphere model out there?

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
What is he covering up? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
He looked like the last doughnut at Duncan.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Do you feel me shriveled?

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
He's been under that hot ass lights.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
The whole day.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
They got a quote. He got a quote where he
was talking about like Ukraine and he wants to end
the war in Ukraine. What is the exact quote? Because
it was like the way he said that ship.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
So the quote goes like this, and this is while
he's standing alongside uh Valencia and the tar back quote,
I want to end it. You know, we're not.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Losing man, we wanted that for a long time.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
We're losing Russian and Ukrainian mostly soldiers. I want to
try and get to heaven if possible. What I'm hearing
him not doing well. I am really at the bottom
of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven,
this will be one of the reasons.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
See, bro, that's happens when you take too much Vivans. Yes,
you sniff coke like that's crazy, Like already a stimulating
That's what happens when.

Speaker 9 (03:58):
You turn into an old bitch and you've been an
evil that your entire life. Shit starts saiding it. You
start saying, oh wait, there's actually causequesces to my actions. Fuck,
maybe maybe what I was, what I've been doing is
gonna find me in the afterlife.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
So was like, He's like, yeah, I'm not doing too well.
I was like, in what regard you know what I'm saying,
because it's like, you coult that that ship is across
the board, and.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
You know that he's really not doing well if he
said that, because Trump is an ego maniac, so for
him to even say that he's actually sick is like.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
We're so tough having great health. My doctor says, hey, wait,
two hundred twenty pads like, no, you don't, you don't. Yeah,
he out looked. Does how long y'all think he got?
Oh man, listen this way, we tell y'all that we
are now sponsored by Prize Picks, so we're gonna make
our picks on Donald Trump's eventual demise. I think I think,

(04:51):
what is it twenty twenty five right now, twenty sixth January?
We got what's August? I'm thinking like.

Speaker 9 (05:02):
Like right around, I'm thinking November, bro, Yeah, honestly November.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
You got November? What you have?

Speaker 6 (05:09):
I'm gonna let you go first because I think mine
is minus tenfoil fitted territory.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think his mind. I think it's gonna be after
the holidays, like around after the like jon like New
Year whatever, because I feel like they're gonna do some
stupid ship and it's gonna it's gonna it's gonna have
to do with AI. They're gonna do something. It's like
he's Trump strikes me as the type of dude to
plan his death. You know what I'm saying, like getting

(05:35):
din in week? Fuck it, listen, what do they want
to do? I when it parted everybody in the world,
and also gud you're free.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah, and he's just like, he's like, Y'm not my problem.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, I don't know, man, I think yeah January January seventh.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Oh oh, poetic. I like that.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
I think that quote was he's too humble for somebody
like Trump. But I think because I was thinking he's
gonna go for the heart transplant world record. He's gonna
try to get five and beat the current record of four,
held by Burt Jansen out of Cleveland, Ohio. And then
he's gonna he's gonna be in six.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Jordan's Yeah, six hunds. Nigga, he's gonna have heard on
each Yeah no, no, fine, fine, fine, he beat it.
He got no. No, the record was four, So he's
gonna get five. He going for six.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
He going for sick. Justin case list.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Didn't anybody out there, they listen to you on the
list for number five, You're never gonna catch me. I'm
the Brady of this ship. Look around look around. This
didn't exist before us. We created this. Yeah, dee different.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna, uh, he's gonna Futurama himself.
He's gonna he's gonna Nixon himself and just keep his
head in a jar and then put the put the
head on a on a fucking mix suit. Look like
look like a racist, Yeah, look like a racist. Gundam.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's like he would look like, out of all the
people to put their head on a robot, he's the worst. Bro.
He would't even look cool, Like I'm thinking like Cyborg
from like the DC character, Yeah, like Titans. Yeah, he
wouldn't even look lit like a cyborg bro. He would
look like like a fucking mcflurry machine bro with a head.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Yeah, he would look like the He would look like
an abandoned animatronic.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh you know yeah yeah so obviously just you see
the meddal.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
Arm like guitar.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, either that or like you're saying
with the AI ship, I think that like he's gonna die,
but they're not gonna, like the White House is not
gonna tell anybody until you see him at a press
conference with sixty toes with sixty toes turns into straight backs.

(07:57):
You're like, mister pident, what what's going on there? Where
are you talking?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Where is that the president will not be answering any
more questions about his hairstyle. Okay, this is liberal wokeism.
Oh my god, it's.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
You know what I'm really scared of. I'm scared of
his fans. I'm scared of his fans when he died,
because that's what they're I feel like they're really going
to push this Trump agenda. Like what we're seeing right
now is it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Think of the worst, like parasocial like music artists, you
know what I'm saying, Like that has the worst, like
the barbs. Yeah, like Eminem fans like and multiplied that ship,
put that ship in like a fucking super reactor, you
know what.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
You know, I think it'll be a win win. MAGA
is a cult, and like any cultists, they will follow
their leader anywhere. Yeah, yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Will follow the Jim Jones exactly.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
I was gonna say, yeah, Jim Jones, you know he
wore a mean dark pair of shades, and and then
he said, yeah you did. He said everybody you know
he said that, He said, yo, everybody, drink the kool aid.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Also, I'm better than nas last.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So I think it's gonna be a
win win. I think they're gonna be some people that
have made their entire personality so tied to Trump that
when he's out of here, they're not they're going to
lose the will to live.

Speaker 8 (09:25):
I believe. I believe.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm with you, Bro, because it was a shorty that
like I used to see and they used to like.
It didn't pissed me off. It was just like, you're
just dumbest ship because like you know what, man, it's
like a lot of just like some affluent people and
ship like that. So it's like you know this that
like if they did vote for Trump, they're not wearing
the stupid They're not wearing the hat, They're not wearing
the merch. Like the people that are wearing the merch

(09:47):
are the people that Trump is fucking, like actively fucking.
Like if you're wearing Trump merch, you're getting fucked, you
know what I'm saying. Like people that voting Bro went
portfolio the goal because he's gonna get to Mexico. They
do not w in the merch. The motherfuckers wearing the merch.
So I see Shorty rocking the hat proudly bro like
for months and months and months and months and months.
Now all this shit's starting to go down. Epstein files,

(10:10):
swollen ankles, all this wild ship niggas peaking gibberis blah
blah blah blah. I ain't seen that hat in a minute.
They shn't even get out of the carnmore. She's just
dropping kid off and did like, damn, your team is
on a losing streak. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Of liquory, like like like.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Of liquory, Like, listen, we see how short fused and
how fucking sensitive these people are, bro, because like, if
they going this crazy over a fucking cracker barrel logo redesigned, yo,
then they're definitely gonna muke themselves out when Trump is
out of here.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Doug, you know, the cracker brown shit fucked me up
because I was like, oh, this is gonna be like
when they did Uncle Ben, when they didn't enjoy like
people will get mad about, like right, a certain amount
of white people getting mad, and y'all know who they are.
They're the ones that wear sunglasses as like bangs. You know,
what I'm saying. Oh yeah, they're gonna be mad for
twelve hours and then we're gonna move on.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
White people are in shambles. Bro.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
Yeah, Like I saw some white bitch crying in front
of cracker barrel.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Like, bro, what the fuck? And then man, of course,
knowing everything in the world, uh, you would think, like,
you know, cracker barrels. Bro, it's been around since eighteen
eighty eight. Grandpa started this. Paul Paul started this, you know,
right after the Revolutionary War, and it's a tradition. Blah
blah blah.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
They made that shit up. Yeah, and like to say,
like after Jim Crow, like y'all listen, y'all you want
Jim Crow vibes, but not the Jim Crow come over here.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Yeah, this crist They don't even know what a cracker
barrel is? What is that?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's a you know, first of all, it's a restaurant, No, no, no,
But what is a like, oh, a crack yo, that's
a great great.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
In context, the old logo is a cracker sitting next
to a barrel, an old white man show.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
I see.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I saw an entire essay online explaining who guy was,
why it's so important. Ya da da da da. I'm like, yo, y'ah,
I would have thought they took the president off the money,
like Yo, relaxed, like this is crazy.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
I find it hysterical. White people get outraged about this
is what So, this is what really grinds years. This
is what it is.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
This. If you've been sitting around like kids getting blown
up overseas, like genocide happening, this is what.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
You met about.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yeah, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna buy
Bass Pro Shop and change the logo to like a minecraft. Yeah,
I'm gonna change that.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
That will start as civil war, you know what I mean? Yeah,
that will Yo. Russia will try to add next. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Russia will just Russia will just fuck with me. Russia
gonna be like, we we like your We like your destabilization.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Like the police. You have a replaced fuddy hat with
a diamond helmet in the best pro shop.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
We like it. We like come come join you, please
join kids, you be with us, please, super intelligence, we
like it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yo. If y'all rebrand Beast pro Shops and BUCkies, yeah,
it's over, yo. White people are going to riot yeah,
hear me.

Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah, you know what should also start doing? Renaming dog
Oh yeah, renamed dogs.

Speaker 9 (13:22):
You remember back in the day you used to see
dogs out in the street before, Like, I mean, I
fucking love dogs, but I like seeing white people bad.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Listen.

Speaker 10 (13:32):
I love the suffering of white people more than I
love animals. Yeah, like, hey, yeah, hey, you dogs not
on a goddamn leash.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
You know what I'm saying, Bro?

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Yeah, yeah, No, that's crazy. What would y'all? What what
what white institution would y'all redesign?

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Just paint the white house.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
When you paint that, you paint that bitch red or
some ship.

Speaker 9 (14:04):
No, I destroy that ship to turn that ship into
a pool for myself, for me and me only.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Screws reduct ship. You're just diving into the yo. I
would do Lulu Lemon, Bro, I will them so bad.
I turn Lulu Lemon into fucking rainbow. You know what
I'm saying. I have all these white bitches like in
tube tops and ship like mesh fake chanel, mesh body suits.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
The bottle girl, the bottle girl leotard.

Speaker 9 (14:29):
Change the texture to the Stanley cuffs. Bro, the bitches
is gonna lose their ship.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
What yo make destroy yo hah, there you go, Caitlyn.
You know what I'm saying, take that out now.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
You know what I'm doing large my husband's.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
You know what I'm doing. If I redesigned Stanley, I'm
just changing the name from Stanley to the one.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Just yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Hey, yeah, I'm changing that ship to Tyrone.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah yeah, I just gotta.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
That.

Speaker 8 (15:08):
You can market that ship to me out by a
few bitches.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's why y'all listen. Target, y'all gotta make fake Stanley
cups and call them Torell's.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I'm back up.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
I'm gonna just write Ray Kwan on the bottom of
that ship.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Bro. Yeah. They're all purple.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, they're all purple. Yeah, they all purple.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
And they got that like uh you know, you know
when they got like the layer on the outside and
then like mad Kids cups have this, but then like
you flip it over and it's kind of like lava lamp.
It's about yeah, and it's all like purple. Like that
should have like the cover of d S two Future.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah. I haven't do that, but when you turn it up,
it says nobody's freeing to you. All free.

Speaker 7 (15:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
When people be like oh god, yeah, yeah, why do
I have they made?

Speaker 6 (15:56):
They made it woke grolse. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
What else did they make?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Wo?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah? They made cracker Barrel woke. Apparently I'm more mad
about you know what I'm saying the logo now, the
logos regular I don't even care about logos, Like who
cares the ship that I was just like, ugh, was it?
They turn the inside of it? I mean, the oldest
side was mad racist. They needed to rebent, rebrand or
whatever rebuilding sign.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
I've never been inside the Cracker Barrel, so I don't
even know.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
It feels like you're walking into an auction a slave. Yeah,
like a slave auction.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
It feeling crazy crazy. There's like little trinkets and ship.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Wait, I got a question, was y'all doing in there ship?

Speaker 8 (16:36):
You ever had the country frosted by.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
That?

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Damn that ship?

Speaker 8 (16:43):
Like crack?

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yah?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Man?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I listen just ignoring all the country music played in
the background, ignore that batting.

Speaker 8 (16:53):
Would the country music? It really be the family. They
be looking at you like you next door to mention
what you're doing here?

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Yeah, as soon as you walk in. As soon as
you walk in, it's like a goddamn it's like, don't
be a menace. They changed the playlist. They changed the playlist,
like but you can barely hear it, but it's like,
we don't won't your cond and hair, No, we don't

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hair because you're stinking up the joint and we don't
know if you've got guns or drugs on your person,
So get out of here. And then you're like, yo,
it's cornbread busting, yeah boy yo.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Also, so the inside looks trash now because it just
looks like a it looks like a holdingself. It just like, yo, yo,
let's just get changed from fucking IKEA. Throw them ships
all over the place and make this ship into like
olive guarded parts. Two. I'm a designed guy, you know
what I'm saying. I don't know if you guys know that, but.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know that at all.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I'm very into like architecture and design. You know what
I'm saying, You man, tell me like a fancy architect
real quick.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
On the side, two dumb ass bitches looking at each other.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Like like like a Swedish architect like you got on deck.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Cracker Barrel decided to go more of a in more
of a bow house direction, a little more you know, modernists,
more brutalist kind of yeah, you know, switched from incandescent
to fluorescent lighting to signify the harsh, you know, the
harsh nature of what it means to eat while on
the highway.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's what I was exactly what I was gonna say.
You know what I'm saying, but.

Speaker 8 (18:37):
Beat you to it.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
This is crazy sober, and that's why we don't waunt
your condy.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Here because you're wrong that narcotic which is hilarious because
like a lot of the population of Cracker Barrel, it's
like it's like white family like establishment. You see. Come on,
you know what I'm saying. A lot of them are
in the South Midwest. You know, a lot of them joints.
And when you see the white family, bro, they talking
about we don't like your card because you be hound drugs.

(19:09):
I'm like, hey, look, uh, you guys made the drugs.
Gym and Billy are both on drugs that they made
yesterday and their bathtub of trailer. You know what I'm saying,
So maybe look in the mirror.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Yeah, yeah, I get my drugs from fito.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Do you feel me?

Speaker 6 (19:27):
You make yours in the septic Bro like saying you
kind of worse off than me. You know what?

Speaker 9 (19:35):
That motherfuckers they be off the heroin driving with the Yeah,
chewing oxis yeah, joint. My niece is indoors Bro watching
teletour I means in Spanish, we don't got to worry
about this.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Spanish is crazy because they don't even don't speak Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
They walk in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
F So they just said swing, hey, hey, I'm ping
poom They got Dominican names PM poom bing ban. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
The theme song is My Love Yo, which, by the way,
this is a total sidebar. The guy from OO all
of those running for president of the United States of
Dominican Republic, he got.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
A song on that called TikTok where he just goes
that talk talk talk, And I'm just like, bro, this
is like.

Speaker 9 (20:47):
You know how Rainy was saying there should be an
age limit on the Internet.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
I feel like we should have that, but also for
older people.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
Yo, yes, yeah, we need a varsity Internet, yes, and
we need a yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah v v and geriatric Bro there's three sections.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
JV Internet and GV internet.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Come on, you know I'm saying, I gotta there's a
there's a dude who goes on TikTok. I know you've
seen it before, is the Dominican Uncle. And all he
do is just get on it and swing his hips. Yep, yeah, amazing,
Like he'd just be on there, dance and having a
good time, smileing.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
No caption, no no hashtags, nothing, nothing, just straight kiddy.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, like like un.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
He'd be swinging at motherfucker like it's crazy, bro.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
And I don't think he's trying to like he's not
really trying to do that with it, like like he do.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
That's the thing.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
Older people go viral by mistake because they're literally just
being themselves and we're like, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Like, you know what he's like, No, glad, guy, I
know what I'm doing. I'm sing like a thu.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, doesn't know what he's doing though.
Fucking Adams and Cuomo, they are grasping at straws at
this point.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I'm like, you're too old for this ship, yeah, bro,
fucking man open streets. Zora was outside, Eric Adams was
outside that happened to be like exercise, you know what
I'm saying, like situation area with a bench press. Eric
Adams fixed his fucking veneers to say to say the

(22:20):
following sixty four versus thirty three, the way that the
job might be too heavy for Mam scrunty. I was like, yo, bro, mom, sit,
he's doing the Trump shit.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
It's just like.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
He's actually doing the teenage Regina George mean girl shit. Yes,
like these dudes we acting like straight up teenage girl.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Straight up mean bitch. And like, yo, fam, what the
fuck does what you bench have to do with overseeing
the city of New York.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
You don't want you to focus on the fact that
he steals from New Yorkers. That's what he don't want
you to focus on. So he got a point.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Other ship like yo oh yo.

Speaker 9 (22:56):
But I think it's cool to see the difference in
like generations because Ron is like the complete opposite. He's
just he's just like, yeah, he's just You could just
tell Zorn is trying to be himself even if he's strong,
like even if he's not strong. But Adams and fucking
Coolmo still come from the era of like working ten
jobs and being a buff guy is like that, that's

(23:18):
what you're life is about. Yeah, you're a sexual assault.
You're a thief with fake teeth. We don't care what
you can bench press.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
You're a terrible person. Actually, you being strong is a
check against you, because like you're a teddy grabber nigga.
If I can't stay for me out the way, Like
that's not good.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
How you say I'm not a pervert. I'm just Italian.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
What do you mean, bro?

Speaker 8 (23:43):
If I was Italian, I say I.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Hit the whack one hundred. No, we're not doing that.
We're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Little moo Monzerella gotta make a statement, you know what. Somebody,
somebody in the.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Entires somebody in this room being a pervert.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yeah, I just wish, I wish. Look, man, I wish
this wasn't the case. But like all Zoran got to
do is go live where Bruce drop him off, and
he got it and like, look me, but I agree
with Lizabelle like and both of y'all, Like I hate
all this ship too. It's like like because people's livelihoods
are at stake and our politicians are in a fucking

(24:23):
Zeus network feud.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, network, yo, thank you. It's so zeus network that Like, fam,
did you hear about the Adam the bribery chips?

Speaker 8 (24:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yes that this.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Bro, this is this is yo.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I promise that this is real. This really happened. Yeah.
So somebody on Everygadam's staff was attempting to bribe somebody
with a bag of chips, now chips, Like, here's a
back of doritos, yo, Like, let's help let me raise
red again. Nah, it's like yo, hold on, yo, here's
the bag yo. Enjoy that you enjoy that? Yo, it's

(25:04):
extra crispy. You feel me? Wink wink wink. Oh, So
make sure you eat them all all right? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (25:13):
Make sure you sho is full of hard cash, nasty work.
How I mean, why are we lying to ourselves? Is
this not the paper trail of Eric Adams?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Has he not been investigated? Is he not trying to
get a pardon? Was he not just forging signatures?

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yo?

Speaker 6 (25:31):
On one side, all this shit is very silly and like,
very unseerious, and it's people's livelihoods to stake. But on
the other side, we also complain about our politicians being
out of touch and not appealing to the sensibilities of
their constituents. So if the only way to get Zoomers
to care about local politics is to do stupid shit
like this, then that's an evil that I'm willing to tolerate.
I just wish that all of this happened during the

(25:54):
drill era twenty eighteen, so that we could get videos
of Zoran outside of Adam's office, Like I'm.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Outside on your block, out side on your I'm not
on your block. And look, look that's work, my dad.
Nobody even doing nothing, you know, nobody even doing nothing.
Look at you, Look at you.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I was spending I was spending your office all day.
What are my mother a nigga build? Right now? We
also stoped hotting. Stop stop trip, gangster, bro.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
I feel like that's the only thing missing from this ship.
The only thing missing is for them to go live
and start talking about it. It's insanely not like that.
You do not like that.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
You don't like that, you don't like that, you know,
stop talking like that? Bro? You not like that?

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You did like that? You did I like that? What
I mean?

Speaker 4 (26:41):
There there is still time. Chef G has not technically
endorsed anyone yet.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
I mean, listen, I.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Mean, Bobby Schmirda has endorsed somebody, but I feel like
he's he's I feel like he's talking about you too
old to be doing this. I feel like he aged
out of the drill.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Yeah, but he also he also kind of never did drill, right, Yeah,
so like computers is not a song like it's yeah,
you can't start that.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Ship now, of ligy like like like of ligy like.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
But speaking of being too old for things like Eric
Adams being way too old to be caught up in
this type of drama. Uh, there is a football league. Oh,
there's say GV there's a geriatric varsity football called forty.
You please elaborate, bro.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
It's forty. You so like as a youth coach, you
to me means under, but I guess in this case
it means forty because all these dudes. Yo, listen, Victory
Light fans, you know what I'm saying. Supporters love his friends, Yeah, compatriots.
Look this ship up. These videos, there's a plethora of

(27:56):
these motherfucker videos. Check this shit out, because Yo, these
were the bugs. Bro, I'm forty two years old. I
gotta wake up in the morning. Turn my waters Shawa
to a hundred degrees and go in that ship and
do tai chi and bickram yoga for two hours just
to be able to sit in a car and drive
a car. These niggas is running fly routes at sixty
years old.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
I'm like, yo, bro.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
First of all, with football, I mean like, I feel
like there's two reasons to play football. You want to
go to school for free, or you actually like the
game of football and you want to be a professional football.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Or you are or you're Nikola Jokic and you were
born to do it.

Speaker 12 (28:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Right, that's that's just what That's just what you're supposed
to do.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
You six eight, you runner four zero forty you six eight,
three hundred pounds and fastest. Shit, you are not going
to become an accountant.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Stop, You're not going to be coming an account And
if you did, I'd be the first client in. They'd
be like, yo, fam, what do you do? Come on,
we get to speak some YouTube videos?

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
What I'm saying you run around shit catching the ball.
I'll throw you the ball, you know what I'm saying.
Come on, man, God damn.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
It, y'a talking about the actual sport. Itself, but I
want to look. I want to know what it looks
like the day after, right, I want to I want
to inside camera to all of their cribs the morning
after they wake up after tackling the ship out of
each other.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Over forty, bro oh yo, over forty they beat like
the fuck are you ever seen seven? When they went
into the apartment and they find a dead guy And
like I think I've used, I've said, I've referenced the
ship a hundred times, but it holds truth to this.
They go into the apartment and they find the guy
who they think is dead, and then Brad pickets Mad
close to his face and the guys goes, yeah, that shit, bro.

(29:34):
That's how they feel the next day. That's how I
feel after I played twenty one with my kids for
thirty minutes.

Speaker 9 (29:38):
Yeah you know what I'm saying, And they remind me
you remember the fucking fort twenty commercial of the bitches
laying on Yeah, yeah, deflated, just like that.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
That's what they like, except mass swollen in certain areas
like Mad deflated but with the knees looking like softballs.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Yeah yeah, Mad deflated, but with trump ankles.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeo, Trump beckles is crazy.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Ye I had thirty yards though last Yeah, and it's like, bro,
carry and you know it's crazy. Nobody was there.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Nobody was there. Your wife left after Mini five, nobody
was there.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Your wife left after the first turnover, nobody was there.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
She dropped you off like a kid.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah yeah, and you walk across the fields and your
big heads. Yo, here's okay, hold on, bro.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
And your parents drop you over any sportl when you
went cleats and your parents drop you over the bug
a lot. He was just like clack clack clack clack
clack clack clack clack clack till you get to the
fucking field and matchin beans sixty social Security check.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Yeah, I mean clack clack clack clack. Here's my here's
my here's my take. Here's my take. It's kink.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Yeah, wow, who these men.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
These men are acting out of fantasy. They're acting out
of fantasy, like it's a fantasy you wanted to be
in the league. You didn't achieve that. Also, it's it's
it's they're LARPing. They're LARPing as football players, as professional
football players. It's also football is the closest sport to
being gay. That you can do without actually doing gay ship.

(31:18):
You ever, it's gayer than having sex with men. Listen
you you ever seen one of these videos talking, they'd
be like, Yo, we're gonna get in the ash.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm horny.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Nah Yo, all right, mab I was gonna say.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
My theory was that they were over forty, probably bored
and just trying to look for new fun ship to do.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
But this, this is.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Tenfoil fitted. It's kink. It's kink. They just don't listen.
They dressed it up as some manly ship because it's kink.
Why do you think leather culture not hold on on?
Because now I'm in my now, I'm.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
In my back.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
Why you think white yo? Why you think bikers wear
level her bro? Because it was some gay ship at first.
The leather was to fucking hide the gay. If you
hide the gay behind some tough guy exterior, big bike
Harley ship, right, nobody's gonna suspect it.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Why you think it's only man in biker gangs?

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Man for a long ass time, and there was only
guys allowed Bundy, and it was only guys allowed sleeveless
leather with no.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Shirt surrounded by a bunch of dudes, bro, like this.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
Riding like this, They go like this.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yo, forty us cake bro.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Discovered the Ya Yo, it's because I'm a little so
y'are not hiding that ship from me of all people, Bro.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I know what that look like?

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Gang.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, it's so funny me, bro, because like I mean,
I pregnice it with these little motherfuckers. And when the
quarterback lines up under center, like there's two ways a
quarterback gets the ball a shotgun which is like he's
back a couple of yards, and the Senate snaps the
ball or like throws it back to the quarterback like
between his legs.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
I'm really trying to give a fuck. Continue, So under center.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Is when the quarterback just takes the he's right behind
the center like under center like, so he's right behind
the center and the Senate just gives him a ball.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
But the way that it's set up is wild, home arad,
you know what I'm saying. Like, Okay, so imagine doing
all of that for nobody and not getting paid for it.
You know, you're fine, You're showing up to a field

(33:46):
with other grown old men and getting hurt for free.
You you gotta come.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Come.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
You're getting gotta be just something that happens. Yo, you
feel it, you gotta feel it.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
You know what it is. You know what?

Speaker 6 (34:06):
They go full tackle and it rattles their prostate just enough.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, yeah for.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
Them to go, Yo Marrow, do what's the favor? Why
don't you go under cover?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Undercover that forty you? Yo, let me say this, I'll
be busting and I'll be busting your ass out there.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Don't don't Yo, don't do that, because what happened? Like Yo,
every season, yep, at least once he show up with
a medical device.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
Bo, he show up on his bitches, walking through it
like he got a full body cast.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Yeah, and that would be like, Yo, Marrow, what happened?
He'd be like, Yo, I missed a stare.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
All right, you're you're not busting down nothing. Listen, sixty
you I'm watching, bro, Yo, if you for sixty give
if you played in the league, they got cookie and ship,
I'll be outside with the young I feel like it
it is.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
I feel like we just had like a gillion wallow moment,
Like when was when was people scanning you? That did
never happened? That ain't never happened.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
I never seen you outside the fuse you're talking about
nico I was number five in Allegheny.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Count When did that happen? I must have been in chance.
I was in jail for fifty years. You just came
home yesterday and shape dad, Yo?

Speaker 8 (35:21):
They are they related?

Speaker 9 (35:22):
They gotta be related, because okay, because there's no way
you could get that violet with.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Nicoa.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
You was jail from eighty eight to nineteen eighty eight.
Nikga eighteen eighty eight. That's the centu with Nigga. You
ain't seen me. I was top thirty point guard in
all of Philadelphia. Nigga my favorite state of Pennsylvania. I
love where he gets so mad his voice cracks, he goes,
what are you talking about? He wasn't even outsid was really.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
You? Was you?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Was?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
You got? I saw you?

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Let me tell ya some while man well on now,
well lod don guy lunch at seventeen.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
But see that's the problem that that that's that's all
your pay. Like it's like a he ain't come home
twenty seven. You gotta do you see what I'm saying,
We're not about to do that. He's still about twenty one.
See but now I see the difference to me, you
is because is that I was in there and I
was reading books.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
He was out here.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
No, we know we're not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
That's okay, So but I was. But who was writing
for what?

Speaker 7 (36:26):
You wasn't?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Who was writing for what? You wasn't really doing all
this writing for? Way? No?

Speaker 9 (36:31):
Yeah, like my two fucking dumb drunk ass argued over bunchet,
but they love it.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I ain't see no papers for that, yo, I ain't
see no papers for somewhere saying, so where's the paperwork?
So where's the paperwork? Where's the bad yo? Come on yo,
come on, wallow you know you know you know. Man,
all right, man listen, man, well it was bird man. Man,
it ain't no paperwork, hey man, listen, man, listen, hey listen.
Any anyway, man, this this thing, he gonna just say

(37:05):
whatever you want to say, you know what I'm saying.
But what we got to move on to Jubilee and
a man, the seals. You know what I'm saying, because
because that's what really here to talk about, not this
motherfucker's high school Athletico Korea.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Yeah, at oh my god, man, the wall.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Because a man of seals when Jubilee and if y'all
don't know what ju believe is at this point, man,
where have you been? Because they have been doing this
twenty v one debate ship for a year now, at
least at least Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It
was first they had like they had like Charlie Kirk
up there, they had Scared Baylor's up there, they had

(37:49):
a who's who of annoying people up there.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
I feel like when it first started, it was like, oh,
come debate, Why why you think that New York is
a blue state?

Speaker 8 (37:59):
Like little ship like that? That wasn't so insane.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
Now they got like a normal person versus twenty Nazis,
Like that's the normal.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Fuck straight up? Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
I could never that's the title, a normal person versus
twenty Yeah, I could never. I could never run a
platform like that because I'm I'm staging a mass. Yeah,
I'm like, I'm staging I'm staging a mask.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
There's no way.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
If I'm the producer for Jubilee, I'm going, Okay, what
if we get like twenty actual like confirmed like self
professed fascists and then they're not gonna be They're not
gonna be any the wiser because TikTok has made us
all stupid. So like, yeah, that's gonna be fantastic for content.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Let's do it and be like all right, places, everyone
quite on set?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
We ready.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
I'm gonna look like Eli Roth in Inglorious Bastards in
the movie theaters, like a security camera right before some
ship blow up.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
That's what you're saying, Like, Yo, videos.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Why is it?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
These videos are usually like forty five minutes to hour.
Why is this one two minutes?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:11):
And that's and that's the that's the gist of why
I don't respect you really as a platform, right because
it's like I feel.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Like there's like like Liz is saying, like they started
innocently enough right with like normal, like yo, why is
the state local politics? Whatever? The fuck? And then like
you said, it just turned into like Yo, what is
the wildest what is the dumbest ship?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (39:32):
What is the worst? Who's the worst person? You could find?
Let's fight forty of them? What do you think about that?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, let's find forty horrible people on craiglist.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
One guinea pig versus twenty velociraptors. What the fuck are
we doing?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Bro? Right?

Speaker 9 (39:45):
Like you're arguing like I think Amanda Seals has the
patience of a saint, like dealing with the and people
be saying that she don't got patients.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
But obviously, because look at what you're dealing with. You're
dealing with fucking idiots.

Speaker 9 (39:56):
Yeah, with idiots and people who want you dad, So
obviously you don't have no patience. But the fact that
she could sit in front of those twenty people and
have these motherfuckers say the absolute insane things and still
be able to hold a composure to me, you know
what I really want to see. I want to see
those same twenty black conservatives versus the same twenty Nazis

(40:17):
from last time, because yeah, I feel like that's when
they're gonna really see like, oh wait, we're not one
of them. No matter how much you try to cosplay
and hide so many different factors of your life, you're
not one of that good and you'll see that right away.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Yeah, that's the thing. That's what I don't And that's
that's another amazing point, because if I get up there,
I'm just using it, using it as an opportunity to
tell all these people to eat my whole fucking dick.
I'm not dignifying Nazis and people who don't want to
see me breathe, people who hate women and black people.
I'm not dignifying y'all with conversation. Like here's the thing, right,

(40:57):
like there's a My biggest critique of leftism online is
that perfectionism is held above atonement and held above reform,
Like you're not gonna win this thing without people that
were on the other side. However, I'm not gonna get
on a platform trying to convince nobody, especially surrounded by

(41:17):
people that fucking hate me.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Like that's crazy. Yeah, Like it's literally called surrounded and
like nobody.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
The thing is like this, do you believe that platform
is not conducive to conversation, bro It is CIA sanctioned comments, Section.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Content, trade cash and let's go read the comments. That's
what it is. Read the comments, That's what I call it.
If I'm in Section content, if I had to pick
up I like, you know what I'm saying and uh
and and run that shit. I feel like my first
twenty v one would be Jim Jones versus twenty white
hip hop fans from Queens. Oh you know what I'm saying,

(41:55):
because they will argue that, Okay, you know, the best
jubili ever.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
You can't even get it out, bro, young man.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
No reversus twenty Chinese man. Yeah, you can really find everything,
Queen Chinese?

Speaker 7 (42:19):
You got something to do with this?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Telling Chinese? Oh so serious? He's like, does this yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah so total so so so so so you yeah,

(42:45):
let me let me hold on.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Yeah yeah hello, yeah so you try to like, yeah,
anyone else No, no reversus twenty Chinese man.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Who nothing to do with it?

Speaker 9 (43:03):
Oh my god, I would want to see Zulia Banks
versus twenty white gay dudes.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
I feel like you be on that.

Speaker 8 (43:11):
Bitch for thirty hours straight, just straight cookies.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Sag Joe versus twenty fact checkers.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
Yeah yeah, fat Joe versus twenty Wikipedia pages.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, or.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Me versus twenty Jalen's from the NBA.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Y you know why did you?

Speaker 11 (43:34):
YEA?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
My statement is that everybody in the NBA is named
Jalen and their mothers are all white.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
You know what's wild though?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Now?

Speaker 6 (43:46):
It is? I just did this math in my head
and I may have made this up, but I'm on
the mic where headphones, so is true. I think they're
naming your kid Jalen at this point now makes you
statistically more probable to end up with an NBA player.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Kid.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Really, simply naming him Jalen increases his chances of being
in the NBA by virtue of how many Jalens are
in the NBA. Now, Liten, but let's brake the foules
right in the town. Now, let's break this down. Sixteen
teams have at least one Jalen. That's fifty three percent
of the league. Hold out a second. I that's that's

(44:30):
that's that's that's arbitrary. Those are arbitrary figures.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (44:36):
No, these are statistical. But the Oak the Oklahoma City
Thunder have two Jalens.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
It's true. These are true.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
These are facts.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
You can look it up. Did not spell the same ya. Listen,
make sure you if you wanted your kids to go
to the NBA, name him Jalen, because if you name
him Jayden, he's just gonna go to jail. What I'm saying, yeah,
like you know what I'm saying I'm sorry to tell you.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Yeah, if you name him, yeah, no it's not it's
not gonna happen for you. Yeah, that's that's my dream.
Jubilee episode no Red versus twenty or me versus twenty
versus twenty centers named Jalen.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
You listen you hey, man, fucking dou keep doing. I
was gonna keep doing what you're doing.

Speaker 7 (45:16):
I do not mean that.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Yeah no, no, production down, shut down immediately right now today.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah today, you know what I'm saying. May God murdered
my murder my children.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Yeah yeah, but whoa, whoa, I pulled my hands over
the battery brought but yet no, so.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yeah, Jalen's.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I mean, listen, none of my kids named Jalen's. I
don't expect any of them to go to the NBA.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Which is surprising because your wife is white.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
So I thought that was like the layout. Yeah, I
was like looking like doing harber bro.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
Wait, what's what's one of?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
No?

Speaker 6 (45:46):
No, no, he has an Amari Okay, yeah, yeah, I
like that that give and it works both ways because
when when Heather says it's Amari, when Merrill says.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
It, it's a mighty no, it's I'm.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
We gotta feel we gotta fill the NBA with Dominican people.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Bro.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
I don't know if you saw the Dominican versus Argentina.
Dominicans beat Argentina right regular and it's not baseball, it's basketball,
so it's a little you know, little a little extra.

Speaker 8 (46:22):
And then these motherfuckers got into a brawl right after
that ship.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yo, And I'm not surprised because this is Argentina we're
talking about.

Speaker 8 (46:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
Allegedly the reason that they started to fight was because
one of the members from the Argentina team called the Dominican.

Speaker 8 (46:41):
Monkey in Spanish is and it was.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
David Jones from the Dominican team. I know David Jones
does not sound Dominican, but he is.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Come said David young.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
They said they were young. They were young. It's one name. Yeah,
he said that to David Jones, who's like one other
like like you know, PREMI on the young and flow let's.

Speaker 8 (47:08):
Yeah, and that's not far off if you know, Dominicans
are dead as.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Like that like that, you know, Kevin Ben you know,
giving me yeah, you know what I'm saying, But it was, yes,
you're correct. They he called them a monkey and then
they started, they started the scrap boy got the ass
who don't Yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:32):
Man, they got they ass whooped boy in the game
and right after and guess what if that's what really happened,
you deserved it.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 8 (47:40):
And I'll be telling people all the time.

Speaker 9 (47:42):
I love my Hispanics, I love my Latinos, but I
know what it is to grow up Dominican and have
these motherfuckers look at you like you are the bottom
of the barrel. They treat Dominicans and Puerto Ricans like
they are the absolute they treat they treat thank you.
They treat Dominicans and Puerto Ricans like the absolute bottom
of the fucking barrel.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
All black Latinos all like it's like yeah, which, by
the way, Argentina number one high the plays clubhouse for Nazi.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
For them, for them w W two, And that's why
I just I see, man, I just be I'll just
be dreaming up these scenarios in my head. It's not
funny because they got hate crimes, but I just like
to think of Argentina again. The ass beat and then
they're from Argentina, but in my head they sound like
this They're like.

Speaker 12 (48:29):
We're getting goss Hans. We should have never agreed to
play with these monkeys. Came on, came on, and now
we're going to the violence against.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Okay, okay, go ahead. Hold you're gonna have to do

(49:08):
you have to do for you, Oh my god, you're
gonna have to play go to the for you for
the football in Ohio, for the you no no no
with you, no forwarding you for yo Sam so yo.

(49:30):
Speaking of like, you know, racist Europeans. You know what
I'm saying, it's sneaky Europeans. You know what I'm saying.
Liz Brothers to attention last week and we didn't get
to it, but it is fucking it's kind of wild.

Speaker 9 (49:42):
Yeah so apparently, I mean, yeah, no, once you go
to Europe, it is very big over there for people
to be pickpocketing.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Like so there's this video that went viral of a
woman who got pickpocketed. Is a mom of eight children.
They stole her money.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Yeah, she had eight kids, and she let it me know.
She they stole they stole.

Speaker 9 (50:03):
Her money, They stole her fucking passport, all of her
credit cards and everything, and she found shorty who took
it and she wrapped her hand around her hair and
just held onto her until the police came. And the girl,
she's a miner, she was like fourteen, fifteen years old.
She started screaming. It was like let and the lady
was like, I don't give a fuck, Like I have
eight children, so whatever you're yelling about has nothing to do.

(50:26):
And people started coming at the lady like let her go,
let her go. And my thing right, I'm an American,
so to me, it's like, bitch, you stealing from me.
Cut So my reaction is absolutely on, like I'm gonna beat.

Speaker 8 (50:40):
The fucking shit out of you. But over there it's
just so common to be robbed and to just be like,
oh shit, like.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
You just take it on the chin.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
But I don't think that they realized that number one
Americans are already poor, Number two Americans are already angry,
and number three.

Speaker 9 (51:02):
This is the country, unfortunately, of guns. So when you
get robbed, it's a stick up, and that's when you're like,
oh shit, whatever you.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Need, take it.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
It's not over my life. You robbing me with your hands, bitch,
always a fucking rot for you.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
It's over the simple math. It's like your hand versus gun.
Gun wins hand versus hand. You're gonna see you know
what I'm saying. So like, bitch, I'm gonna rap you
a little fuck Italian fucking Cocoreely Modalini fucking hair up
in a bun, and I'm gonna fuck you up until
the policier could get fuck it.

Speaker 9 (51:35):
I'm just surprised that they're surprised. I'm surprised that they're
just like, wait, why do you have to react so violently?
But it's like, yo, as Americans, you work, you are
one hundred percent on the fucking the heel of capitalism.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
Everything that you buy.

Speaker 9 (51:49):
Look, this piece of paper costs brad, bitch. Yeah, everything
that you buy came from your blood, sweat and tears.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
So it's like, yeah, I'm gonna fight for my stuff.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
And also like react so violently. You still from me
exactly now, you.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Not you so far? You just you just sneak into
my crib and take like a box of truck.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Bitch.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
You cut my pocket over with a razor and you
let the wallet fall out and then you took it.
You rob me, nigga, Yeah, you rob me, but it
goes through me and robbing me is they're the same,
but they're different, you know what I'm saying, Because if
you steal from me, it's like, all right, bro, that's
fucked up. You might be a crackhead though, so I'm
gonna give you some grace.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
You nigga.

Speaker 9 (52:24):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And that's why I think
I feel like I've said this my entire life. It
goes to show will white people view as violence to
that violence is you just putting your hands on you,
like me slapping the fuck out of you is violence, obviously.
But you stealing me, you stealing from me, you stealing
from my children, that's not violence. Even though I have

(52:44):
to go and be on the phone for twelve hours
to get my life back. Yeah, and I'm on vacation
that I already saved up for six years because guess
what we pour as fuck back home?

Speaker 6 (52:54):
Yeah, and I got eight kids and.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
I'm gonna take kids.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Ben you lucky.

Speaker 8 (52:57):
I haven't broken your fucking mouth.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
And they all here with me Inza. That's from fucking
thirteen oh five, and the toilets is small, and I'm
accivated with all these motherfucker kids. Yo, Listen, man, the
last person that you want to fuck with on a
fake on a fucking vacation is a fucking mom of
multiple children.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
That's like you know how they say like dogs, like
when you when you're fucking with dogs like yo. The
females are the most aggressive, like especially if they're like,
you know, protecting puppies, bro. Same goes for women. Like
if you fuck with a mom that got multiple kids
and it's on the road outside by herself, prepare.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
For the raft.

Speaker 9 (53:34):
Yes, and you deserve it because she got to deal
with these bitch ass children and then she got to
deal with you on top of that.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
More, you deserve a few ass as beat you know what?
And there we go.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
That's the next Jubilee episode one single mom of eight
verses twenty times. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, I
really want to see that.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
We can set it up.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
There's three, we got three. We only need seventeen more.
That's what I'm saying, Because goddamn it's the rep guys,
where your God, where your f this? It's radio over
your goddamnit, ladies and gentlemen, it is Liz Bellards. He's
not my Dina. There's super bitch of New York City.
You know what I'm saying, We got men training and
to build the producer of the year. Goddamn it, the
freaking man. He's in the forest.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
He's playing pianos, he's doing gymnastics, he's doing everything that
you wish you could do. Like I say, he does
what he does, what he wants.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Y'all do what I can.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
And of course you've never heard of life.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
You know what I'm saying. He's playing for D chest
and fucking a D And of course the audio. God,
you know what I'm saying. The reasoning you're hearing this
and you hear the vibrato with my voice when I
do this is because of one mm sign.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Insane, no, no, no, not.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
In saying.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
Sign saying oh.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
A bit on the hand of victory like like like.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Mm hmmmm

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Of victory like like like like like