Episode 151 | "Guyanese Blade"

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, it's something you buddy, kim Marrily human direct flat baby.
This is Victory, like god damn it the most important
show on the planet. And today we are talking about
do we really know? Erica Kirk Dave Dash is falling
apart and he'll punch you in your face. You know
what I'm saying, because you're gay, and we're talking about
who needs to be benched in real life and in sports.
Also the h O E A S. S. FCC, you

(00:23):
know what I'm saying, and what they doing and moving
around funny with Kimmel taking him off the air. He's
back now, but we're gonna talk about that. How at
your boys and girls and Them's d LN Networks Welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's Liz Bell Arties here and we are with two
complete dickheads. We have RFK here, and we also have
Donald Trump with a major fucking announcement. What the fuck
do you gotta tell us today?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'll let the president. I let the leader of the
world take this one up. Joe.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's come to my attention that Thailand knowledge now under
fire because pregnant women were have been having issues, having problems,
you know, they've been having the tailand all has been
making the babies gay?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Who said that?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I sid I actually saw it. I I was watching
YouTube and that's a video that I posted that the
Tyland all causes autism and hope sexuality.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Are you on crap? When you watch the video?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's sure? There's no more crack.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Actually, you know, it's funny this young lady says that
there's no more crack.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's right, there's no more crack. Everyone's on. It's all
fed in the streets. Everyone's on Perky's. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
The bricks just aren't hitting for what they used to.
We used to go to they we used to go
to for five so they got garbage down the way.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Back and by day Dottie and I used to go
to Tauana and get an eight ball of some straight fire.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's right, that's right. And now you know it was us,
I remember us. It was us, Jerry Garcia from the
Grateful Dead, and uh that one guy Owsley from the
from the Cia him, Yes, it was them, and we
were we were doing the acid tour. It's not like
that anymore. Now you have to Now you have to
go to basement and get and get rejected at the door,

(02:13):
go home, put on a gayer outfit, so they'll let
you in and then you do Obama Tusci in the
basement of basement.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I thought it would be cool if we both showed
up in leather chaps with puck the bulls out. That's right.
That was it. No, apparently no, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
So now we have this issue of pregnant women taking
tiler and all gay babies, frogs everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's ridiculous. Everything is gay. I saw pod so called.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Victory Breathe, motherfucker, are you good?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Talked about forty things that make you gay? They did
not include the forty first boys part of Witches at all.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh that's right, Yeah, no, they didn't include it. They
didn't include But you can't trust these podcasts, am I right,
You can't trust them anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
They're not They're not as us what they used to be.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You can only trust what you dead trust your supreme leader,
President forever Trump Man, he's Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Gay frogs tie it off. Frogs are gay, and you
will have That's right, all right. My hands are for
the reason.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
You could turn the news off. Bro. What you could
do is get to parasites, put a microphone and it's
the same conversation. That's what. That's the brain of two
fucking assholes.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Commercy literary like like literary like like.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know, it's I hope you're not pregnant, and I
hope you're not taking til at all. Actually I hope
you Maybe you're are pregnant, but you know, being pregnant
in the winter is tough. I'll become murder of the
human fucking do right five because I keep it wavy.
My life is a shambles, but this show must go on.
Radio virus in the motherfucking building. The yeah, God, wrap, God, goddamnit,
lizabell or the super bit of New York City. You

(04:03):
know what I'm saying, she will fuck you up. You
understand that.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Cry someone. I will pray for you at the procedo.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's right. You know what I'm saying. She will bless you.
I don't know. I started slipping into the arm cave. Boys,
But we got Aside and no that's not that's the
last thing we mentioned. Goddamnit. We got Mendra and in
the building, God damn it. He is doing a concert
tonight at Potential Center, where he would building a keyboard
blindfolded y'all. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Pull while I wrap the jerk beats.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know what I'm saying. And I will be doing
some Memphis drinking on stage with Rainy and Lizbelle will
be backstage with the catering. You know what I'm saying,
making it happen because we are full service production services couporation.
You know what I'm saying. And of course the guy
that makes the audio audio, you know what I'm saying,
that makes it sexy, makes a fire, it's a song. Also,

(04:47):
I'm trying to redacted pulling up. You know what I'm
saying in the building. Queens the house, shout shout out
to redacted pulling up looking blurry as fuck, blurry ship
why digitized? Looking like a Minecraft character? Crazy work eight
bit Yo, listen man speaking of a bit and crazy.
Erica Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk. I was the widow. Widow. Yeah,

(05:09):
I'm speaking Spanish in my head. I was like, I
was like, it's like, yo, that dinner.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm surprised. I'm surprised that's name. Though, I'm surprised no
white people have named their daughter widow.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yo. That is extremely Caucasian. It's like, yeah, I'm massive. Yeah,
not that's true, Like or like, oh you know why,
why could be his black widow. They're like, oh, I would,
I would name her.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
But then they're like, well, we would name her widow,
but we don't want any associations with those creatures, you.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Know, you know, and then you'd be like, what are
you talking about? You know the spider.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Do that you do that top teeth only loud.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Getting super Caucasian.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
It is, Yo, but it is not. It is not
as caucasion as it was yesterday where Erica took that stage.
God damn it, there was so much that shit looked
like a fuck episode of wild'n Out. Yo.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I turned that ship. I didn't see it, but I
saw a clip of it, and I was like, Yo,
w w E looks different.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Read Yo, what is going on? Yo? They had pyro techniques,
they had all this ship. Shorty went up there and
cried for like five minutes, and I'm here to tell
you right now, grab Trump, short Trump grabbed Shorty up
like that was his top earner at the club.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yo, come here, that's a sick back with the with
the grin onto yo and he's crying on his chest.
He's a motherfuckers talking about you.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Gotta look out. He gave it a squeeze, yo.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Listen, man, it's not even in the ground yet and
they already hit it.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
On your ship. He's still warm and he's trying to
bang it shorty. Yo, listen. I'm telling y'all right now,
or everybody with a partner, it doesn't even matter what orientation.
If some buddy that is a physical threat, meaning like
they they might fuck your partner if they come up
on them and they give them a hug and they

(07:09):
give that little extra squeeze with the hand they're trying
to fuck.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm just trying to tell you right now. You know
what I'm saying, and that's what's gonna happen. Also, what's
gonna happen is I'm like, like you, I did not
watch the ship like I saw a clip. Why the
why right exactly? Why wouldn't focus is on Netflix? Man?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
When I what I would do is like if I
if I catch somebody doing that with my shorty, I
would just hug them back.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
And do the same. Oh, I would just squeeze their
shoulder back and look at.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Him the eyes and then I and then I blow
in their ear like that one ball player. I forget Steve.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I mean that's actually a really good technic. You could
just scare him. I'm like, oh, you want her, like
you gotta get both of us. You gotta take this.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, yeah, you want my shorty. You gotta get through
me like Rico strong bro.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
You know the history between Erica Kirk and Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
There's a lot of history that man. Yo, there's a
lot of history of that man. Yo. There. So, Erica
Kirk is a former is a teen USA or miss.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Us miss USA representing the state of Arizona, which is
owned by Donald Trade Trump.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh t Tracoh. So he has been seen you shorty
in bikini bottoms since high school. Allegedly it was just
glad literally.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah, and it has been reported that he really be
walking in.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
The lock reported and also on a there's a clip
out yo, google it ya. He's like, well they still
had a kid, wait until they're legal. Just kidding. I'm
gonna jump in right now, like it's something like that.
I'm paraphrasing. Google. It is real, it's out there. He's
on a first of all, let me digress. I don't
even know if I'm general correctly, doesn't matter. This motherfucker

(09:04):
is like his best friend is like a hot mic
like everything that he's ever been caught saying, like I
have never seen a nigga get caught in hot mike
more than Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
It's because he's fucking Regina George. Bro. This motherfucker is
obsessed with popularity, like he don't care what it is.
He just want to be in the light. Bro, He
just want to be He don't care what it is.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
He like does like he has too much money to
give a fuck. Bro.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, he has too much money to give a fuck. Like,
I don't want to say how you can have mad money?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Teach me because motherfuckers is like, Yo, you got mad money,
but you broke, Like how do you have mad money
but he broke? Because this motherfucker's always talking about who
bankrupt is and that and all his businesses failed.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well, all the rich people tell you how to get money.
I mean, didn't you give us a little class on
that ship like a year ago? His motherfuckers they stay,
they act broke, but they get money by acting broke.
It's just a system that they know about we don't
we know. They don't teach us about that.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yo, you gotta teach us man, not well, not y'all.
I mean like society, you got to teach us how
to do the same shape, bro, because look, I watched
the ship and one thing that really stuck out to me, bro,
is that they It's like all those conditions is crazy
and got me to thinking conspiratory really and ship and
now I'm just like, bro, hold on, you know Trump

(10:25):
Trump wants to be president forever. Bro. He just he
wants to be a dictator. We know this, like he
got again according to Hot Mike took it back. You
know Kim junk In. When Kim Jung pulls up, niggas
stand at attention, they'd be like, Yo, that's the o
G that's big hummy, Like I want that, I want.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
But he also said he wanted that. He was like,
vote for me and you will never have to vote.
That's one thing about Trump. He says what he's gonna
do when motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Be like, yeah, what's that?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
What's that bullshit dance?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
He the other day he was like, yo, smart, people
don't like me, Like he knows who his audience is
and his audience is like, I don't know what's wrong
with the audience. Really is a cult, bro, because the
motherfuckers will tell you in your face, Yo, you're actually
dumb for supporting me, but fucking love you.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Fucking love it.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's so crazy because like Shorty went up there and
I seen it happening, like I've seen it happening. I
didn't see it happening, but I've seen it happening in
my mind's eye. Like just now, crazy insult white boys
up there, like.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Yeah man, yeah man, yeah man, fuck yeah man, yeah man,
fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Man, yeah yeah. They don't even know why they're saying
fuck yeah man, but they're just getting activated.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
The chip is being activated in these motherfuckers. Man, there's
gonna be some man I don't shoot Hey, I got
a trouble for the ship before for saying don't shoot
the messenger. There's gonna be a lot of vibs behind
this ship, bro. I'm predicting it. I'm just saying because
you have them in the insult chip and all these
white boys.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Man there already has been there, already has been mad violence. Yeah,
and uh, Trump's main Trump's saying that smart people don't
like him. It's just a testament to his demographic, which
is just poor racists.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, and it's crazy. It's like, Yo, that's just his
that's his whole that's his whole stick.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
It's just poor people who are racists and would rather
die under the boot of fascism in poverty than live
next to also poor leftists or poor black people, poor
gay people, anybody that is other.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Other You know what
I mean, and that yo, man, Like so listen, only
in Cel's training right now. Don't come for us. We're
just three happy Dominican people out here in New York
City just trying to live our life. You know what
I'm saying. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I'm miserable doing I'm doing the this is, this is.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, but you're talking to who, motherfucker. A white person
killed a white person and they're still blaming us. We've
been literally black and brown people have been getting killed
and result just having random violence happened to them because
white people did something to white people. So you, I
don't know what you're asking for. Don't bother us. A
matter of fact, we're the perfect people to bother. That's

(13:22):
the reality.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
The crazy shit to me is like, I mean, you
said it already, but like this shit is like this
motherfucker got such a hold on these motherfuckers that it
doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Yo, Bro, he said he
was gonna do this, he didn't do it. Like we
have audio video footage of him saying I'm gonna do
this and then him saying no, I'm not doing that.

(13:44):
What do you have to say to yourself person before nah?
But you think like, nah, he's still your person.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh yeah. I love when people do that because it's like, Yo,
you live right next door to me. Yeah, your mom
your mom is an immigrant. Like, I don't think people understand.
They be pointed the finger and laughing. It's like, Yo,
you just poked a fucking hole on our boat. Bitch,
you fucking so you're not on a cruise and I'm no,

(14:13):
we're all in the same ship. I don't know what
the fuck, motherfucker ticke is happening.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Bro. There's this there's one guy who's like, I'm even
gonna I'm not even gonna give you oxygen, bro and
tell your name. But he's like an aspiring politician, an
aspiring Republican Dominican who's always on my dick in my
mentionas bro. And I'm just like, Bro, get the fuck
you're bro. I see right through you. You are trying
to You're trying to do the whole yo. I'm I'm

(14:37):
in the government, yo, and just cruise and do the
richie tore ship and get money and just do nothing.
Just get in office, do nothing and steal money, you
fucking bitch. And if I see you in the fucking face,
I'm gonna do the same shit that Dave Dad Shit's
gonna do the charlotm Mane. I'm gonna punch you in
your fucking face. You know what I'm saying for not
embracing your feminality legitary.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Like, I feel like nobody would trust Trump if he
just talked like a scammer, Like he is a scammer,
but he doesn't talk like one, you know, but I
feel like if he talked like one, then nobody would
take him serious. And I think that's where we fucked
up at because imagine if somebody was like, oh yeah,

(15:20):
what about the what about the policy that you said
you would implement through increase the uh.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
You said no more wars? Trump, We're currently involved in
the war. It could be World War three? What's going on?
You said no more wars?

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Well, first of all, you see how you see how
like you watch it. You see how you watching my moves?
You see how you watching my motion? If you had
some motion of your own, you wouldn't even be worried
about what I'm doing up here. I'm up here in
the oval office. What type of moves is you making?
What is the reporter?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
What?

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
As matter of fact, tap in for the methods you heard?
I got you yo, yo, y'all focused on the wrong thing.
I'll need to be worried about your own pockets.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Like if you talk like that, no, we would all
see right through him.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
But I don't atually think he does talk like a scammer. Naturally,
he speaks like a white person.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
I was gonna wait to say it, but it's absolutely
fucking true. Trump get away with all the ship that
he does and his absolutely fucked like his absolute sheer stupidity.
It's so amusing that even we do a bad job
that presented this motherfucker, because look, we make him hilarious
and it's one of those pains because the ship is hilarious,

(16:39):
but when you think about what he's actually doing, like, bro,
this ship and by not saying yeah, I mean we've
been saying this ship since the show started, since before
the show started, we've all been saying this ship on
our personal channels.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah cool. So listen when they have me a bitch
ass up assemblymen. Yo. And but that's the thing. He
does speak like a scammer. And if but if he
did it, you know what it is, man, It's absolutely right.
He does speak like a scammer, a Caucasian scammer. If

(17:14):
he spoke like not a Caucasian scammer, people would not
take him seriously. Case in point, Dame Dash, Dame Dash
is not a scammer or I mean, it depends on
what you ask. If you guys like, I don't know,
maybe Lee Daniels. Is Lee Daniels a scammer?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, then he no, Dame Dash. It was the opposite,
Dame Dash.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Lee Daniels money right, he got scammed. So Dame Dash,
despite not being a scammer, people sound People think he
sounds like a scammer, so he gets no respect. So
he's up there beefing with everybody in the world. Also,
I'm a little worried because he looks like he is
physically falling apart, Like the I saw a video here

(17:52):
he was in the chair like he had the iron
patron and he was just chalking around like you know
what I'm saying, Like you know when oh, Google, like
you have a deal? This shit thought, what is he
was ahead?

Speaker 6 (18:04):
You mean when he go when he goes from that
inexplicable difference from forty eight to fifty one, you know,
talking about or like they were like they didn't age
at all from like thirty eight to forty eight, and
then for some reason at fifty one, it's just you know,
at fifty one they wake up like all right, today

(18:26):
is another day.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
That happened to me when I turned thirty bro at
midnight twelve oh one.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
It's three it's three times that that happens in your life.
I think it's thirty, fifty one and seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Shit, it's okay. I took sivinty shit.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I mean, I saw the interview with Dave dash and
I thought he looked pretty handsome, and I thought he
was fucking hilarious too.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
The breakfast man.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, breakfast to me, yo, I don't I don't know
what it is. But seeing Charlemagne and Dame dash argue
and go back to back that, oh, that shit was
so thrilling. It was thrilling to see two men just
be too sassy ass bitches because it was not getting
like they weren't getting serious at all and throwing jazz
at each other. I'm like, yo, this is this is
like mean girls, but a boy verse.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
This is amazing mean boys. Yeah. Yeah, really was up there, yo.
And it's crazy because like in the video that I'm
that I'm referring to, y'all go check it out, he's
talking about the rights to pain him full, and he's
beefing with fifty cents and camera because apparently they got
the rights to pay them full. They gotta make it
a series. Blah blah blah, YadA, YadA YadA. That's not
the point. The important part is that Dave was like,

(19:35):
fuck out of here, that's my ship, y'all lying, I'm
a boss, you not a boss, you gay, I'm not
paused like all this crazy going crazy. But he did,
like the first one, he looked like he needed a
fucking home attendant, Bro to your point, like, I don't
know how old he is, but maybe he's fifty one
because he just hit that that that rocket boost of
like yea. But then again to your point, clean like

(19:58):
cleaned it up, got the benches in, got the eye
patch off, and then went up to the breakfast club.
And like you said, Bro, it was just like Yo,
just straight up and said to like, you're gay.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Like you you're gay? And May was like, what's wrong
with being gay? That you should just say that you're gay.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
He's like he's like, well I'm not. He's like no, no, no,
that's Wrong't like I don't like motherfuckers act like if
you gay, be gay, I would respect you more as
a man if you just admit that you gay. Wendy
Williams is your o G. That means your gay said gay?

(20:37):
What is happening?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Even Charla started cracking up when he said that.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
So men, men, how old is Dame Dash?

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Actually it happened, Yeah, transformation it's over, bro, Yo.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
But it's so crazy, dog like. It just reinforces my
my belief that hip hop music because like sidebar, I
watched the YouTube video of this kid uh Metri metm me,
Trri who does. He's a younger guy who is like
I guess Jenna al for some shit, but he'll listen
to classic nineties albums. So I watched him listening to

(21:17):
Hell on Earth from Mob Deep and he was like, yo, yo,
this is amazing, Like yo, this is so ill, Like
it feels so real, like everything that they talk about,
it really feels like they really outside selling crack. And
I'm like they were like He's like, now everybody talk
about this shit and it sounds like fake, like they're
not really doing it. And I'm like, because they're not,
you know what I'm saying. But I say all that

(21:38):
to say that, now fucking rap is wrestling, bro, It's wrestling.
Like everybody got a persona. Niggas got a persona. You
know I'm stone Cold, you know I'm the Rock, you
know I'm Triple h. I'm this, I'm this kind of
this and you can't break character. Like Rick Ross was
like the most blatant example of that, like, yo, I'm
a correctional officer. No I'm not. I'm a cocaine kingpin.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Like okay, okay, all right, and we'll never get away
from We're not We're not. Okay, don't the world.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Don't you think that maybe.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
A corrections officer is the best job to have if
you are moving cocaine that could be.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Don't you probably.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
One of those that just you.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Know, like like if I was, like if I was,
if I was behind the fence. I ain't never seen
a fence in my life. Kid, you'll mweel you know
what I'm saying. But if I was behind the fence.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Right, never did they still got the jills on spans.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
You know what I'm saying, I hit y'all if you
need you need You know what I'm saying, You need,
you need, you need that pack.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I'm gonna hit the selly I never had. You know
what I'm saying. I am not digging down my feeling.
What the hell I'm not doing that.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
But what I'm saying is, who if if if they
if they put a lineup of CEO's, like, damn, who
do I need to get these tattoo machines through the gate?
That guy, that guy guy with the beard, that guy
with the beard, that guy with the beard and the
and the fucking and the uncomfortable eyes.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yo yo.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
There was like a period of five years where like,
I didn't see Rick Ross without shades on. Then I
saw him with shades on. I was like, oh God,
like a Pigman character, Joe. He looked like all of
our just looks exhausted all the time.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I hate Rick Ross for a lot of reasons, bro,
for a lot of First of all, he came out
with that dumb ass lyric where he put molly on
in Somebody'd. First of all, you should be hung for.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
That crazy let me.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
I think he lost his sponsorship with somebody else.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
He should have lost a sponsorship with life. Motherfucker. Yeah,
you ship, you recorded it, you produced it. They probably
fixed the beat. What's that other ship called.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Once the song is done mastering?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
They mastered the ship, and then you posted the ship.
Fucking bastard, fat bastard. And I could say that because
I'm a fat bastard, but I'm not an asshole.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
But you're not. You know, you're not drugging nobody right exactly,
just drugging yourself. You know what I'm saying, as we
should be. You know what I'm saying because it should
is getting crazy out here. But I tell you what
is going to happen. Much like the WWE nothing is
going to happen because I'm like, unlike the White Boys
and Ship, they get active, they go crazy. This is
a bunch of fifty five year old niggas.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Nobody's punching nobody, nobody's hitting nobody, nobody's getting snuffed. There's
not gonna be any violence behind this. If you wanted violence,
I pray for you because violence is bad in all
its forms. Well, I mean it depends, it depends.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Merrol's voice does not represent all Victory Life members.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I just try to say that, just to say it. You
know what I'm saying, the isolated and be like, yo,
he's about peace, No, nigga, I'm about war. You know
what I'm saying. But this beef is gonna be mad.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I teck magic.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
None's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
But maybe you know what. We're in that age group.
I feel like, yo, once you pass nineteen, you shouldn't
be unless you gotta defend yourself. You shouldn't be just
fighting for no reason. I like the band to like
I like the And guess what, Dame Dash is the
least homophobic man you're gonna find in all of New
York City's You could see he was fighting. He was
fighting against that. She's the entire fucking, the entire fucking episode.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, he said, he said, if somebody punched me my face,
I'm gonna punch him back. You like to run. That's
not mainly, that's not that's not masculine. He she you
having a boss, that's MA. I can't.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
I can't listen to another man tell me what to do. No,
that's that's like the masculine odds inimization. You know what
I'm saying, like, this is this.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Is why I don't hang around with men. And Charlamagne
was like, you walked that. Can I finish.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Nobody? You keep on the twip to me, that's my
g O G is a man. Yo G's Wendy Williams. Yo.
When he said that, I was like, whoa. That was like, yo,
google a Sean Kemp just put a YouTube Sean kep
finger point dunk, Sean Kemp dunked on somebody and they
were like that that's exactly what that was. He said, Yeah,

(26:23):
he said, that's my man, he's my O G. Yo
G's Wendy Williams. I did that, Wendy Williams And I
was like, oh no, damn damn you get the windows recessing.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
You could tell Charley was raised by Wendy Williams because
he's a sassy bit. He got that fire, bro, and
I like, I like people who could do that through
the mouth or it's just like, yo, I don't got
to punch you in the face. I'm gonna just really
piss you off.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, just needle you, bro incessantly.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
He called him that dash yo bra, damn b He had.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Every pup shuts down, which is crazy. Yeah, because I'm like, yo, bro,
you are light skinned and your dad's a cop. Bro,
those are like two strikes against you. Gang. You know
what I'm saying, Like just it's just old embarrassing niggas.
Man like, like like, please stop me before I get
that because I'm forty two, Like I don't want to
hit forty eight and.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Then be to be started random beef.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
You just start a random leaf beef. You saying, collapse
under the weight of my pelley pellet. You know what
I'm saying. I can't hold it up. I'm too weak. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
But what you need to do is start doing your
push ups. Start doing your push ups every day, and
then you start doing your pull ups and if you
can't go all the way, you go up to the middle.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
When you hold it and you just hold it.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
And then what you do after that, after the workout,
you hit rosy afah and you pay for the best
box on that and then once you turn fifty too, you're.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Gonna be.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Yea, we need Cova, we need Coba up here.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
We need Coba up here for the culture. Man, we
need Coba up here.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
The best pep talks ever that part.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
You know what I'm saying. And yeah, like I said,
you know I'm saying man antackli bactic. You know what
I mean. If Cobo was here, maybe we'll be different,
or maybe if this guy in these crip was here.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
You know what I'm saying, Yo, Liz.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Teachers just turned through the I Love my Hood t
shirt because the the cripts outside yo, there was I mean,
I can't, I can't, I can't purport to know this
young man's gag affiliation. I'm gonna run that back. You
know what I'm saying. But we are familiar with the
guy in these cripts. You know what I'm saying through
our uh esteemed PhD anthropologists doctor Lisbello, who's been studying

(28:56):
Guy in these cripts in there habitat.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Since fresh Yeah, and I can tell you all of
their parents own the deli. All of their parents own
the deli. They all got cars by the age of sixteen.
But they also so smoked cigarettes age fifteen.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, and they all got with a go too.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah hell yeah, absolutely, and they got a lot to prove, motherfucker.
So so tread lightly, dread lightly.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Like Homeboy that did not dread lightly. And listen. If
I have not seen this video, go see this video.
As soon as they see there was a guy inse gangment,
I was like, this is this is black? Yeah, all
of this is on video like this there's a white
girl with him. What is going on? Bro? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I need to know.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
I need to know what started this, Like I need
to know if somebody was like, yo, Susie's trothy suck.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
What you're saying? What? Yeah? Not, bru.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I don't know what started it because if if they
were chasing another kid, then I could understand that they
were fighting, but you could see him coming at the
bus driver. This is my assumption as a stupid trying
to think as a stupid ass nager. Maybe they were
being on the bus. Maybe they was rowdy as fun.
Maybe it was starting problems with strangers like we know
a lot of teamagers are doing now, or and the
bus driver was like, yo, you gotta get out and

(30:11):
he was.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Or maybe we just witnessed behind the scenes footage it's
about to be sup of Guyanese blade. Maybe there was
maybe there was a dumpy. Maybe there was a dumpy
on the bus.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Maybe they were shooting the blade, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Maybe he just tried to use his half Fair Metric
card as a full Fair Metro card.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
You know, yeah, yeah. It could have been as simple
as a bus driver being like skunt.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, nasty yeah, and then said you're not and then
pulled out the machee and she got acted first question,
want one question? What the fuck you doing with a machete? Bro?
Where you put it? Well, I don't know what Dominicans
put it.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
You put that your leg, I'm put it in my butt. Hey, yo, whoa,
that's why you're waking up, You see what I'm saying.
That's because that's why that's why your O G's metal.
And you know what I'm saying, because you're trying to
booth things you're not supposed to boot. You know what
I'm saying that you're not supposed that can hurt your
rectorm Yeah yeah me and small intestines. Yeah no when

(31:20):
I when I poop, it's sheets of paper. Just you
know what I'm saying, That's what it is. It's from
Boof and all that. It's from Boof and all that,
all that plated steel noodles. It's like a ghost face

(31:41):
line of lictedly like lit like you.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Know what's craziest about that video that you will probably
go to their parents and they'll be like, oh no,
like I have I have great kids. What do you
mean that that's I'll be This is probably my fourth
time saying this shit on the show. Teach your children
at home, because one day they will run into people
who don't give a fuck about them. They're not gonna

(32:09):
teach your children nice lessons outside like you shouldn't know
they're gonna because guess what, I will punch a child, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Pop five. Like if you are
willin and you're being disrespectful and you're being physically violent, bro,
I don't give a fuck if you are mine, especially
if you're beating a ship out me what.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I'm fucking you what? Yeah, I don't care. If you
are toddler and you pinch me on the back of
the neck, I'm gonna suit plex you.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Maybe not a toddler because they don't have like you
know what I mean, they don't have like full moted
skills and shit like that is crazy. If you want
a number grade broy and you try me, bro, yeah,
it's over.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Now you don't see. Now you know what I'm doing.
I can't see. I can't.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
I can't put hands on the miners instand. What I'm
doing is I'm forging your report card. And then and
then I'm taking that ship to your Guyanese father and
I'm gonna be like, look look what your son is.
Look look at these grades grades with us. Yeah yeah, yeah,
and then and then and then nobody gonna see you
again four years and then because you're gonna ship your

(33:13):
ass back to you know land.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
You come back, you can be shitting for thee.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, we all have the same life, because that would
happen to me if I was like, I'm Dominican, and
that's what happened to me.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, I'm just curious in the middle of all this,
where is our mayor Eric Adam?

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
You know what he is?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Many wouldn't get one free hook allowance.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
That's what he That's what he's at.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Fucking bastard.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
What's he wearing? What's he wearing?

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
He got nipple rings on every every time. I don't
care what it is.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
They both got him at the same day and same
walks place. You know what I'm saying, they got a
two for one. But you know what I'm saying that
that's a young dude doing things. Were talking about old
embarrassing niggas. We had a break from the old embarrassing niggas.
Now we're back to old embarrassing niggas. Because you know,
Eric Adams celebrated the Jewish New Year. Bro, this mother,
find an image into that, Find an image This sneaker

(34:04):
pulled up in the fucking he Brew black Israelite pell
pell Jeff Hamilton eight hundred pounds blazer level, some ship
that looked like it was designed by Jordan brand On
dust like crazy work. Nasty bro had mad colorful stars
at David and ship and they don't.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I don't think I don't understand how he has no shame, bro,
none none, He had no prop like to me, it's
dead ass funny. But he does have actual supporters. It's
crazy to me that he just jumps from religion to this.
Is he just be doing whatever the fuck just to
get on whoever is.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
In his defense, in his defense one his outfits kind
of flying.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Get the fun out of here.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
He was running.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
He was running under the party line in the general election,
under the stop anti Semitism line.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
So he's been standing on this for months, stop for months.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
That's the last he ever did that.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Hey, hey, Eric, what about black people? Yo? Of what
you are one? Hello?

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Unless he is the original man in which he is doctor,
Unless he is doctor, yo, Holy, that's it.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
That's it. No listen shows over, goodbye. He's doctor Eric
got we discovered danger? Oh man, queen danger? Nick? Hey, Yo, Yo,
you know what I'm saying, Yo, Dave Dad should chill.

(35:38):
But look at his head, look at his head.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Be it all makes sense, bro, it all makes it
all makes sense. Eric Adams is the reincarnation of the
ancient Nubian doctor the Evil. Ya cool, bro, that's why
he be on White people meet. So hard because he's
their creator.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
He's just checking. He's just checking on his on his
soft Bro.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
There doesn't there's no pictures of Eric Adams with hair.
He was born by.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yo.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Chill bro, Yo, the ancient wash the window, the ancient
depictions of Yakoub picture him with hair.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's a disguise, that's that's as your son. Hold on, really,
Eric Adams, you're gonna get us you you're talking too
much real ship right now. You're talking too much real
ship right now. Bro, it's gonna brother.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
People need to know. Joe tell him, bro, people you
know what the people need to know. Matter of fact,
Eric Adams is in bed with the.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh ship. Yo. But Yo, go back to what lissai.
It's a fucking actual fact. Since day one, since day
one that this motherfucker's been in office, he's just been
like self owning, like just dunking on himself, like not realizing.

(37:11):
Like I remember way back when the campaign video where
he was like, you got you gotta look through your
kids stuff. You know, a compartment like this is an
easy place to stash cocaine. I was like, Bro, this
guy is not serious. You can't be serious.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
He said, if you look under For example, if you
look under the bed frame a gun.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
And then yeah, I felt like a gun.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Ya with the edit is mad funny because it cuts
off before he finished this second. For example, there are
many places where he got.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
What are we talking? What are you?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, let us have a clown and the fucking like
we have a clown running New York and he's not
even running. I feel like he's just drifting right. Yeah,
it's like, Yo, it's beat outside more than us, way more.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I think he beat you man like because he he's
out everywhere. I think he sleeps outside, bro. I think
he just got like an r V.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
We know that you know that roof for in Jersey?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Nah, he you know where he parked at a rusy
as get that good box, the best box one hundred dollars,
you know, after after a long day of not passion,
no legislation.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
You know it's crazy is that I don't like to
do the legislation and I don't like to do the masturbation.
That's why I go up to the box station and
get my restoration.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
You know, I had to Shorty. You know, Shorty, I
would take the q traine cause you know.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Take the cut trade, go to dispensed room.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Got in my mouth right now to Eric Adams impressions
on both.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
It's probably like, yeah, that's like clockwork arms for your
ear holes.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
When when we inevitably become political prisoners, I think I
think that why from her uncle trap. Each torture room
gonna be different, and they're just gonna play. They're just
gonna play Eric Adams clips. You know that, you know
the you know the bad cave in the dark Knight
where Morgan Freeman he's looking at all the screens something
like that.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
But it's just for listen. It's gonna be all Eric
Adams like footage. Man. They're gonna hold her ships open
like a clockwork orange.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
It's gonna be like you'll never break me, you fucking fast.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Guess what we're passing and Love Broadway is now Eric
Adams way, Oh my god, all rested us free before eleven.
If you a fine lady, you have a fine lady,
Welcome to Eric's ROTI. He's gonna do it. He's going

(40:06):
to do it.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Once to find out that there are guy and these
people in New York. Oh god, once the clouds he's
gonna be on that. He's gonna be right over that.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh my god, I can't wait to see Eric Adams
smoking angel Us with big body best on the rooftop
in Brooklyn somewhere. But like he's again. He's been dugging
out himself since day one. What is your favorite like
your favorite Eric Adams type beat? Mine is where he'd be,
like wherever the will matter, where he's at. Wherever he's

(40:36):
at is the New York city of that bigger place.
Like Tell louis the New York City of Columbia. You
know what I'm saying. Glenston is the New York city
of Austria. An all, but it's the New York city
of Michigan State. You know what I mean. I love all.

(40:57):
I used to have a shy matter of fact, she
had an all bulace down there. You know Israel.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
It's the New York city of totalitarian genocideal regimes.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
That's right. You know, we gotta do it, smash.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Bro, I see that looking Listen bro, I'm looking at
Hassan because I'm barely gonna be in this episode.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Everything I've said for the past five minutes, my son
is just like it's going, it's going. Listen, uh, listen,
but you know this, there's there's I mean you've said
it before too, Like there's like, uh, you know the
school of thought of like yo, fuck cringe right like

(41:45):
fuck cringe, Like do what makes you happy? You know
what I'm saying, Like just rock you know what I mean?
If it's if it brings you joy and it's not
hurting nobody do it. Even if people be like that's corny.
I agree with that, except for Eric Adams. You know
what I'm saying. Uh, Like I said, uh, you know
my favorite. I told you I wore my favorite every

(42:07):
every every every every every Eric gotdoms type beat this.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
What he just malfunctioned.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah, that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
The AI is glod.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Take the cartridge, bow on it and stick it back
in the cartes loing back.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
No, But to answer a question, I have nothing I
like about Eric Adams. There's nothing I have nice to say, nothing,
not even nothing.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
That's you know what's shocking to me. He's the only
nigga that went to Turkey and came back with no hair.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Still, bro, because he's your coub because he's your coup.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Thing. Is he invented white people. He invented he You
do be with the minkloom. Man, stop playing with me, bro.
You know this. You know this as an asiatic black man.
You know this.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
Man.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Come on, I'm on, man, look what matter of fact?
Let me call esty right now, like you know, listen man,
and like listen, Eric Adams is going Eric Adams. Y'all
got uh and the stember Now, y'all got a month
to get it together, you know what I'm saying, and
go to the polls and make gopen. But what we

(43:20):
do not want, absolutely do not want Eric Adams. And
we love Eric Adams on this program, let me talk
about let.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Me that's not one of them and put my hands
on you all.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Can this is a poet. We love Eric Adams. No,
we don't because we do not by any means, by
any means, we do not want Eric Adams to run
out of the mayor Old race. We need him to
stay in the race. We want Eric Adams to stay
in the Maize race. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
You gotta stay in the chap. You're not a loser,
You're not a quitter. Okayhole, you know what I'm saying

(43:54):
you're just an asshole. That's fine, but you know, as
your pald Trump would say, if you quit, you're a loser,
you loser, huge loser, Eric e that's what you guess.
Take his hone. He empty because you're a loser. Eric Adams. Wow,
that's two first names, Eric and Adam. Which is it?
Are you Eric or are you Adam? I can't decide.
You can't decide because you're a fucking loser. And I'm

(44:16):
old too. I'm old too, Eric Adams. He always Trump
be giving people nicknames little easy, Eric easy best, Eric
easy easy best Eric little Easy scams Eric.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I think he you know, after the whole time of
Nold fiasco, I'm starting to feel like he can't. He
only does that because he can't pronounce your name.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yes, like Yo, It's like, so I coached for ball.
I said that shit ahead of times, like I'm a
fucking NFL coach. I think he's way too Seriously, I
got I got three Maxes on my team, you know
what I'm saying. And I'm like three kids name Max
and I'm like, yo, big Max, Little Max and Middle
middle Max, Middle Max, Little Max, Middle Max and Big Max.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Did you just go with Max A Max b.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I could do that, you know what I'm saying. But
where's the where's the swag in that? What I'm saying? Yeah,
you know I.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Mean their names are Max Sorry, buddy.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, yea, that's true. That's true. That's true. Now you're right,
you're ready, right right, right right. So everybody we talked
about today is an old person, you know what I'm saying,
except for the guy in these crip he's young, you
know what I'm saying, But he's gonna live to a
ripe old age shot out there. I'm also old, and
the old I get good, thank you. You know what
I'm saying. Saying, Sonny Tible, you know what I'm saying.
The old I get, the more shit pisces me off,

(45:32):
you know what I'm saying. Because I'm a forty two
year old man. I'm an angry man. I yell a clouds.
I yelled my children. I let the grass have grown
too slow? Yeah yell, I yell at it for growing
too fast. You yell at the coy fish for not
eating even though you've preferred for food. You know what
I'm saying. Yeah, I try to, and you know it's
it's getting to that time. But you know what, I
recently got a letter in the mail y'all that said,

(45:52):
as of December Knife, I cannot be insured. My car
is not insured as a December knife because I'm uninsurable.
And I was like, I called them up and I
was like, Yo, what's a Why? Why? Why is that? Why?
Why can't I not being short? And they were like, oh, well,
you've had three incidents in the last sixty months. And
I was like, all right, so I've been paying you

(46:15):
all like one hundred bands a year for the last forever. Yeah,
uh so I had three incidents in the last five years. Motherfucker.
When you said month, bitch, you said sixty months because
you tried to make it sound like it was a
shorter amount of time. It's half a decade. So I
gotta go half a day. It's like probation. I gotta
go half a decade without doing nothing, without nothing happening,

(46:36):
without having an eye, said I, you fuck your motherfuckers.
I gotta go half a decade without having any type
of fucking malfunction in my fucking life. And you motherfuckers now,
but you know what happens in the United States in America,
you can't drive a car if it's not as short, right,
So if you had un inshovable, what the fuck are
you supposed to do? NiCl If I gotta go somewhere
that's more than ten miles away from my house and

(46:57):
I can't get on the motherfucking.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
So anyway, Okay, Insurance is.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
A fucking scam. You know what I'm saying. Uh this
it's always been a scam. Health insurance or insurance, any
type of insurance as a fucking scam. Uh. It is,
like I said, is financial probation. It's like, Yo, we're
gonna pay yo, let me pay into this. That's like
me going to the weed man and being like, yo,
can I have an eighth next week? And he's like, yeah,
no doubt, just pay for me. Pay for it right,
pay for it. Radio. I'm like, oh, yeah, here's forty

(47:27):
hours for your eighth. And he's like, all right, bet
next week, I'm gonna I'm gonna figure out if I'm
gonna give you the eighth or that.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
I think I think a better example would be, hey,
I'm gonna pay for this eighth in case I want
to smoke.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
You know.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
That's what insurance is it's like, oh, let me just
give you money in case something happened, in case something,
and then when it.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Happens, you go a man question, look about what happened
instead of just giving me a fucking money to pay
for what happened.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah, you see, you and Dame Dash aren't too far
apart because you crashed it out.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
You know what, I'm a bush.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
This is this is this is a logical American crash out. Bro.
I feel like you just realized where we live and
how fucked up. Like realistically the solution that America wants,
you know, they want you to so actually that's like
the solution, that's what makes them happen.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Yeah, So what happens is I've actually put this together
myself because I'm on, I'm on, I'm on my last legs.
But if if you snuff out your entire bloodline, then
the American government inherits your debt.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Wow, you know, Chris, it was on something.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Guys got.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Man.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
If there's no more teenage left, yeah, man.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
This is why yo, ladies. Men will have one bad
day and it's over for all of y'all. So just
I'm just telling you, if you feel something a little
old yo, pa, pack a little to go back.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
All jokes side though, I took like I haven't been
feeling so great lately. But then I took my kids
to the Botanical Garden and uh, and I was like, yeah,
we're gonna be all right.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
We're good because I said this ship all the time,
and it's it's in reference to being a high dad.
You know what I'm saying. People like, yo, you ship
hang out to kids. I'm like, yeah, bro, it makes it.
It brings me down, not down to that level, but
I meet them where they're at because every single time,
and I use the Botanical Garden as an example, when

(49:39):
they go to the Botanical Garden, they're not going like
how we are going, We're going.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
It's like they're not going like how we're going where
It's like, oh it's the man going exhibit who wow?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
What makes you go?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yo?

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Wanta we right? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:59):
We walked through the thing forest, the same family forest,
and I sold it to them as the enchanted forest
come on and like they brought their like, uh, Griffin
brought his little his little like grappler, like you know
that you know, the Deli grappler. When you need are
you actually want these? Yeah, when you need that, when
you need that ship that nobody lies you need, that's

(50:19):
why it's up there.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Uh so he brought that and then and then uh
Godric brought his sword from Adventure time, and like they
just look so cute running around a little botanical garden
with their little weapons and ship.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
It was so cool.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I see. I'm really glad you said that, because I
had a moment like that the other day, not with
obviously the babies, but with just family and friends in general.
And I feel like, bro, everybody right now needs to
remember that everybody is going through a lot. There's just
so many different things happening. We have to be wary
of that, of ourselves and of each other. And we

(50:54):
got to remember, bro, that humanity and community is literally
what keeps us alive. Like that feeling of like, yo,
the world is shit, nothing matters, All of the shit
is for nothing. You spend an hour, bro, with the
people that love you, and you're like, yo, I know
why life, I know why I'm here. Yeah, So like, yeah,
I know, COVID fucked us badly. Social media has fucked us,

(51:18):
and it's also just a lot going on. People financially
probably can't move around as much as they want to,
But try your best to just see your people, even
if it is for an hour, two hours, whatever, because
I'm telling you that shit really does something to your soul.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Listen, and if you don't got people easily accessible, will
be your people. I'll tell your people, tell your people
to tell other people, to tell the people, to tell
the people to all the people to other people, so
that when I look at the views, there's multiple fifteen
o's buying the shit. You know what I'm saying, trying
to get them mister beast levels. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
But also on the DMS, I got a lot of
fans with DM me or and I talk to them
about fucking everything. Yeah, so yeah, you can always reach out.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
I'll be sending I'll be sending motivational videos. And this
is true. If you got hey, teld me that I
just sent this to recently, If you got a Reddit post,
that ship in the reddit. But I mean, I'll be
in DMS for people to be like yo, like I'm
fucked up in the game right now.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
She ain't looking too hot, but victory light makes me
laugh and like we love what you're doing and ship,
so you.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Don't keep it going.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
But like, I'm in a really low place right now.
So what I do is I put on my best
tank top and I put on the I really mean
it instrumental and then I just start saying positive things.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
You know, next time I'm fucked up, I'm a texting ready.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I'm like, hold on. It was like coaching strategies. Yeah,
I put on the I really mean it instrumental.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I had somebody reach out to me and asked me
how to write a eulogy fan of Victory Light, and
I thought that ship was absolutely I mean it was
absolutely nothing. Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
You've seen it now you see. Hold on, this why
you're not a boss. You're working for free. This why
you're not a boss. Nobody gonna give you.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Just respected me. And my birthday is on Sunday. Try
to lightly it's on Sunday, but it's going to be
a parent for the next month.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Wow, for the next month. Because men have one bad
day and crashed out, but women celebrate their birthday all.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Months and we're still alive at the end of it. Bitch,
you lose one paycheck and now everybody gotta get boomed like.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Lit. You know who's a perfect example of that, Russell Wilson.
Because Russell Wilson, in Week three of the NFL season
has been benched by the New York Giants in favor
of rookie quarterback Jackson Dart. We know that Russell Wilson
is married to Seattle.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
We also know that we all love sports here exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
That's exactly why I brought it out. Because Russell has
been in the NFL fre years. He's officially been benched,
like I said, and I'll probably bump into him at
market basket in Jersey, Bro. So when I see you outside, Bro,
you know, salute. You know what I mean. I know
that you guys don't really fuck with football like that,
but just give me, like a random football you take
on this? You know what I mean? How you feel

(54:07):
about it? You know I mean, because I know one
thing is yeah, you know what I'm saying. And like
Russell Wilson in general, you know what I mean, being
benched and who he is, you know what I'm saying
to the game.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
To provide you guys some context. Russell Wilson used to
date Ciara, right, they are dating and we all know
who Sia used to date, and Russell Wilson is also
a very devout Christian.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yes, so maybe maybe, Well.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I guess the question that we should be asking asking
what do you think he should be doing with all
his new found free time?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Oh man, as a Christian, you know what I'm saying,
As a Christian man.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
A Christian engaged to someone who used to fuck future.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Man, he got it, he got He about to drop
the best Christian drill album, Russell Wilson Christian Drill bro.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
And you know that I'm started with Jesus the hooks.
It's crazy. But so one thing I noticed is like
it'll matter if he if he gets betch, she gets betch.
It is what it is. Russell Wison has had a
paid he's still getting paid. He's had a long, illustrious
career with a Super Bowl YadA, YadA, YadA whatever. Is
married to Siarra, who is a fucking amazing, beautiful woman's

(55:26):
R and B singer, dance.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
She's great. I have nothing but love for her, by
the way.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah amazing. You know what I'm saying. And I know
that she is not going to fuck this opportunity up
because shorty, you in New York City. You're in a
New York media market. You better get your coins this,
you know what I'm saying, Because now you got to
pick up the slack because his niggas a bump, and
I think he's not gonna get paid because I don't
think football players get paid unless they actually play.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Yeah, the motherfucker just got benched and he's a bum.
How much is he worth?

Speaker 7 (55:49):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
How much is he worth?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
How much money? Let's see football?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yeah, so football is kind of a scam.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
It feels very unforgiven because if.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
You because because like that average NFL career don't last
but like four and a half five, but they don't
get medical insurance until five. I think, right, you gotta
hit him Mark. You gotta hit him Mark before you
get before you get like coverage for real.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
But a lot of.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Players because he hits by year three.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
So yeah, you know what I'm saying. So it's like, Yo,
you're racing against time, Doug. So this is my thing.
This is my thing too. I think benching him is crazy.
I mean, he's he's kind of wished, so it makes sense.
And they got a rookie that's good. But I think
Benching should be a thing like in real life, Like
you should be able to bench niggas in real life.
You know what I'm saying, Like if you got a

(56:40):
boyfriend and he's not he's not bringing the he he's not,
you know what I'm saying, picking up the slack, he's
not doing what he's supposed to do. You should be
able to bench him and bringing somebody else, Like if
you got Sea Town and Homie slicing the turkey, mad
slow or too thick? Yea yo. You know what I'm saying,
Like you should be able to be like yo yo,
bench him bringing Jose. You know what I'm saying, Like
I'm just saying, like I will. I got two kids

(57:01):
that I'm ready to bench right now. You know what
I'm saying, that are mine like my own kids.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
You know what I'm saying, Who else are you gonna
bring in?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
That's a that's a great question, baby Gronk. You know
what I'm saying, Maybe, baby Gronk. You know what I'm saying.
I was, I was I was gonna make a make
a package. You know what I'm saying to present to
you men. You know what I'm saying, I don't know
you know what I'm saying. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 9 (57:21):
Also, y'all you know I don't damn you know what
I'm saying, but like, uh, they're on the h He'll
he'll run a great off ed though, that'll be So
here's my question, who the fuck needs to be benched
in real life?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Real life?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Donald Trump? What the fuck? I'm asked the first motherfuckering it?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
But then but the advance is coming off the bench.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Now. We gotta get them out of here too. I mean,
we gotta clean that whole motherfucking.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Cabinet, all two of them, all.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Of them, all of them out here. Everybody throw them
on the yo.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Listen, I wanna. I also want to say, I want
to bench two of my kids for being assholes. You
know what I'm saying, Not not consistently, but just recently.
I want to bench the whoever is in charge of
Uber because I could never get an Uber out of Jersey.
They're always like, oh no, I can't go there. I
can't go there. And I don't blame the drivers because

(58:22):
it's like they just getting out they live. It's the.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say about you being
able to drive from Jersey.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Yeah, whoever did that rule? Fuck you? I gotta I
want to bench you in your life. I also want
to bench the CC.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
I wouldn't that actually be a protection from the city's
government against Uber, so that they can, you know, protect the.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Sex drive Oh yeah, cab drivers.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Yeah, gets all the New York City Uber drivers license.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
That's fact.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
So in a way, you might actually be hating on
the city government, damning pro Uber in the in the process.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Wow yo, damn damn sound terrible. Damn Doug. All right,
you don't want to bentioning Richie told as fuck you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
And you know who I'm replacing him with.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
Jo Jo rul knows what John John knows what District fifteen,
yeah or whatever it is that I don't even know.
I don't even know. The motherfucker looked like he looked
like the character man. How you feel about Eric Adams?

(59:26):
How I feel about Richie? Fuck ass torres bro He's
he's piece of ship. He looks like he looks like
the Default Creator character.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Yes, does he do?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
He looks like if? Like if what shoes he do?
He's a congressman. I just keep cutting nothing exactly.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
He doesn't done for the fifteen congressional district.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
In the Bronx. Yeah. So he's an assholes. Yeah, and
he's paid for by by Israel and a pack and ship.
Like you know what I'm saying. They got him in pocket, bro,
He's in pocket like Eli Manning, you know what I'm saying,
Like just sitting there waiting to throw the rock.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I know who that is. I remember Nikki name dropped him.
I know sports. I'm telling you he's somebody that Nicki
Minaj's name dropped.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
I just said it, Yo, Doug Yo. So now well
ship damn. I just had a brave heart. Nah. And
I knew Richie Torres couldn't be trusted. That's right, yes,
because he went to Lehman Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
That part. Also, he's like, yo, I grew up you
know what I'm saying. He did. He campaigned on something
like Yo, I'm a I grew up in public housing.
I was like struggling. I'm my product of a single
mother who was an addict. I'm just like you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I'm just like you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I'm also gay, like like just trying to like check
every fucking oppression box. Nigga, you grew up in tractic houses. Bro,
I'll smack the ship out of you. Like I'm listen,
I'm i'm, I'm, I'm I'm very familiar. You know what
I'm saying. And it's it's it's he gets hectic out there,
BRONI talking about like you grew up in Mitchell. Come on, son,
cut it out and like you grew up one side, Bro,

(01:01:01):
you rpt niggas motherfuckers. They throw refrigerate over roof for
your at all. He looks like Mas Morales if they
made mas mo Rales and roadblocks. Yeah, that's what he
looks like. That's what it is. That's what it is.
That's what That's what it was here, It was here
a second. Now I'm expecting him to go yo to

(01:01:27):
my brain round. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, fuck
him because he's an asshole. Yeah, he needs to get best.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
I'm praising him with John Will fucking John Rule got
fire Fire Festival, Fire Festival three at Randall's Island, turn up,
turn it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Up, let's go here, gonna be there, Yo, listen, you
know who needs some fucking who needs to get best
immediately bro and have all their roebucks revoked. Is the
fucking FCC. And you're probably thinking, oh, Maro, it's because
they took Kimmel off there and blah blah blah blah.
By nah, not even because of that, because of the president.
That's being said, not because of kim because I'm a

(01:02:05):
fan of Kimmel, you know what I'm saying, Like, you
know what I mean, whatever, whatever, Like, I'm not it's short.
He's like a wild signist. Listen, I don't there's things
that can be said about Kimmel that are not great.
I'm not I'm not tuning in.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
That he's Italian.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Yeah, exactly. That's his worst, that's his works, his fucking
thank you. That's the worst possible thing he could have
done was try to be Italian and then get married
to you know, fucking you know, come on, come on, bro,
you couldn't find nice Italian girl. Bro's right there. Listen.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
It's called broad Daylight because women light up the world. Yeah,
it's right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Wouldn't be sunshine in the water if it wasn't for
good set of.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
Cans on it, if it wasn't for Broad's with huge slammers.
I like a nice lodge Areola. You know, I'm a
fan I'm a fan of.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
A Life's Lodge Ariola. Listen, let me tell you guys something. Uh,
it's very important. Uh that Jimmy Kimble is back on
the air. I don't know why I'm continuing to do
the Italian guy cop voice. But let's say, let's keep
it going and see what happened. Wait, but why hold on?
Hold on? But why you said you want to bench?
You say you want to bench. That f CC was
going on. So the FCC h they took Kimmel off

(01:03:19):
the air because Kim Will had the audacity to question
a supreme leader, Donald Trump. And uh, then Trump got
on the internet and it was like, oh, hey, what's
going on, pal? You can't say bad things about me.
I'm the fucking president. I'm the leader of the world.
I'm like Kim Jong On. When I say jump, you
say you will. When I say jump, motherfucker you. The

(01:03:39):
first thing you said say is how high do you
need me to jump? Shirt? That's all I need from you, motherfuckers.
This is not a.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
Democrats really, because I thought that. I thought that when
Donald Trump said jump, you said yes, mine fuel you said,
oh yeah, of course, of course. Y'all, y'all can I
ju't pull your member?

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Do you want me to do tricks on it? Not
the the official Fitch's cousin pulling up? Bro, do you
want to splug at the blum Yo? Listen, SCC gotta
get bet because listen, dog, once you start turning broadcast
TV into RT like, which is Russian television, state sponsored television, like,

(01:04:29):
shit is fucked up. You know what I'm saying, Like, Bro,
we cannot yet you can't tell what happened. I mean, like, listen,
this is the take that everybody has. Yo, y'all the
most people that was most supposed to cancel culture and
the free speech in the First Amendment, and we legalized
comedy boo boo boo boo boom. But as soon as
somebody says something by yoah, yeah, yeah, you gotta tear
the whole shit there, which is a very very solid take.

(01:04:52):
You know what I'm saying. I agree with that take.
My take is, yo, just let motherfuckers do what they
do and let the public opinion decide their feet. You
know what I'm saying, Like, if you are fucking whack
and people are like, yo, this shit is whack, let
them say it's whack. You know what I'm saying, like
motherfuckers is talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
But that's not what dictators do. That's what you are
trying to talk as somebody who is not a dictator, buttherfucker.
If he was a dictator and everybody was like, yo,
fuck you new orange piece of shit, you'd be like, actually,
let's get that out of here, let's get some more
fun stuff. Really, yeah, you gotta control the narrative. But
it's nothing new. But he said he was going to

(01:05:33):
do this in projects twenty twenty five. All of the
shit was mapped out. We're just happening to see it
happen in real.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Time and nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
It started months ago when they fucking was kicking out
college students for protesting and deporting them for having different
opinions about what should happen in this country and what's
been happening. The only difference now is that they sign
thisced the white dude, And to me, I mean, I'm
on the fence of like, now your motherfucker's giving fuck
that Disney finally lost four million dollars because of this

(01:06:06):
white dude. But then I'm also like, if that's what
it takes for you, motherfuckers, to see what's happening in
real time. That's what it's gonna take because obviously people
of color being told to shut the fuck up, being deported,
being killed for the same shit. You motherfuckers didn't care
about that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Fuck. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But it's white
a sooner tie. You know what I'm saying. We gotta
we gotta with.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
The fire Halloween videos, I can hold you. He came
up with a segment when they were stealing kids, stealing
candy from the kids. My mom still loved that ship.
I'm fucking kimming.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
I think it's crazy, man, Like, listen, it's it's true
what you're saying about the president being set because like
how many mass shootings have we had in the past
in the oh D, you know what I'm saying, in
the past, like ten years even and even before that
oh D point, it has been insanely rampant for the
past decade. But all it takes is one small faced

(01:06:59):
white man to get boomed at a rally for for
people to be talking about putting his face on a
coin or some ship like oh bro, gun control, not
gun control, no no, no, no, not that no no
no no, no, no, not gun control.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Kirkbucks. Yeah you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
About Rushwoo, Yeah, statues. They want fucking courses on him
and his whatever his legacy was. Yeah, they trying to
make that ship mandatory.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Like stop big.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
But if you have children, you better be with your
children and in their brains because I'm telling you that
right wing pipeline. You could find it through racism, sexism, misogyny,
you could find it through, or you can find it
through fat phobia. You literally could find it in any ism. Motherfucker.
So that's why you gotta be smart. I was just
having this conversation yesterday. As you grow, so does your mind.

(01:07:51):
We were born in America. There's a certain system that
they pumped into us. So yeah, you have to learn
as you grow, but you also have to unlearn as
you grow. You got to unlearn the bullsh that America
has pumped into you, just without you even fucking knowing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Just basmosis, you absorbing, but bullshit, nigga, says the nick.
You y'all listen. But the thing is that the FCC
controls broadcast television. So with that being said, suck our dicks,
because we are digital media. We are not broadcast TV,

(01:08:25):
and we don't gotta blame by your rules. Fucking Trump
or whoever the FCC. What what's the name of the
FCC guy I wanted to keep saying Trump's name.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
Brendan Car Brendan, Car, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
You're not a Brandon. You know what I'm saying. You're
a Brendan. You know what I'm saying. And you're a
fucking herd bro. And you know what, bro your Oh geez,
Wendy Williams. You know what I'm saying. That is a gig.
So if I have to see you in the street,
I'm gonna point you in your fucking face. You know
what I'm saying. This is Victor like episode one fifty one.
You can't bar and us for shit. Niggas suck our
whole dicks from the back, from the front, from the side.
You know what I'm saying. It's your boy Keet married

(01:08:55):
a human. Do rec flip. I'll fucking shoot you in
your neck if you play with me. You know what
I'm saying. That's radio Ye got rap? God, that's lizbell
or Tease, the super Bitch of New York City and
Men Train, the producer of the millennium in the building.
He will play a piano blindfolded. He will do jumping jacks,
and he will do whatever it takes to make ship hut.
All on a freshly healed a c L God, damn,

(01:09:19):
and of course, oh your god, yo, holla, don't go nowhere,
and you fucking cowards. You know what I'm saying, because
we're gonna be here. You know what I'm saying. And
I said, I know, I said, shining the next ship.
I always say that it's just unfortunate time. And holla

(01:09:43):
literally like literary