EPISODE 153 | "Dripping Eve-L"

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yop you what a kid?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Maryly Human direct fly baby.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
This is Victory Light, the number one show on the planet,
and today we're talking about various topics like Diddy, sentencing
and the justice system and what money does to affect it.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Mickey Minaj and Cardi b are beefing. This is a
queen's bronx thing, and bronx is not to be played with.
Also more NYC drama, Eric Adams is dropping out of
the mayoral race.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
What a dickhead, but he did it too late.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Also another thing Pump fake is the Yankees beat at
the Boston Red Sox.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hooray, just to lose to a Canadian team.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
And much more so, stay right there because if you
change the channel, that's not a thing that when you
do anymore, stay right there because there's no channel to
change if you move, and we'll bus your ass. Listen,
we got to fifty K. Now, it's fifty point one k,
so let's get up to two hundred and fifty k.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
How Ley.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Victory like you cow is?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, warm up the spoon because it's time to cook
up the dope.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's right, baby, And you know who's back in the building.
It's the kid Marrow, the human do Rag Flap, the
yapp God Rap Good Raineo Vale, the super Bitch of
New York, Lizbell Ortiz, Yeah, super producer and Asian Sensation
men Train Whoa, and none other than the one and
only Wait do you hear that? Did you hear that?

(01:42):
Glendon Jackson and Arrowsmith? Fuck is insane?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I feel like Hassan is the only person who could
probably get Saturday to come pull up, bro, the only person.
And she might, she might, she might make a live concert.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Hey tell you something about a son that I feel
like we all know, but it hasn't been said out
loud on this program. Oh he is the pied piper
of theis Bro. Oh, he's the anti pied piper. Oh
you know what I'm saying. Yah, don't game it, don't
do that to him. Don't get in trouble at home, yo, ladies,
you know what I'm saying. No, ladies, No, if you're

(02:19):
between the ages of thirty five and forty five and
you throwing his son is saying.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Oh, let me get it, let me get ahead, and
nod for Hassan.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
If he's spoken for he's he is smoking for I'm sorry,
we need a listen. I don't care about Hassan. We
just need a sound guy, all right, so he can't
funk around and die because there's some bullshit we said
up here.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
All right, it's all love. It's all love, baby, you
know listen, but yo, I'm not lying. If you're between
the ages of.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Any if you enjoy good music, yeah, check out a mix.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
If you if you was twenty, if you was twenty
when the Young Money song came out, when the towers
fell the One Way, Yeah, if you was twenty, when
when when that song came out, If you was twenty
when Macmain said and I gotta grocery bag and you

(03:19):
gotta pull up to to Hassan and saying.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You know what I'm saying, I hope you can forget
about all that. Play some.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Men Trent fucking created then trend master Marketer as well
as super producer.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Listen, man, when this guy's in the C suite telling
you what to do, don't say I told you so.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, that how he got you.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You know what I'm saying. I mean, listen, or you
could just summon hassan. All right, that's I'm gonna tell
you all how to do that. Right. You put on
all white and then you stand in your bathroom with
the life off. You stand in the midd or and
you say ladies free till midnight three times and and
the son will materialize behind you saying ready to get

(04:09):
the blends off.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
So I mean I want to hit because like, like,
it's you gotta get on for this, bro, because this
is the thing that DJs do that you do well,
that not a lot of DJs do well. And it's
talk like during this set, you know what I'm saying,
Like if like this is like you know, you.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Know, it's Lizbell's birthday, y know, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Like some teachers will just talk over there like yeah,
the beat changing. So I had to be like you, bro,
you talking over the good part of the song. Motherfucker
sounded like the d train conductor.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
For I'm like, did he say happy birthday, Happy birthday
to Lizabeth or that the next stop is streams? Why
what did he say? I don't know. He sounds very
good at not doing that.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hit me with a happy birthday, merrow in between.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Marrow you you're starting to trigger me, and I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Funk you up. I'm sorry, I'm gonna put my hands
on our sister.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Has completed another revolution around the sun. Y'all know that's right.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's right. Makes some noise, makes noise. Me a rich
and a woman, you know what I'm saying. You know
what I'm saying. Had feel me.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Feel My birthday was like four fucking weeks ago. Thank you,
thank you, three life. I'm pulling up on colored people time.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And you know you know how I know that it
was four weeks ago. I was there, Yeah, pulled.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Up with the tattoos and everything. He paid it, bro,
He paid a toll, paid the troll, you know what
I mean. He met all my aunts and all my
uncles too. He pulled them to my grandparents.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Crib was okay, all we talked.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
So much about you. It was actually phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I got I knew that part. I got to assist though.
Did Wayan Rainey make an appearance.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, no, no, it was a family affair. I left it, Bro,
I left the BB Simon at home behavior bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I pulled up like the sad boys in the building.
And not Oh what a feeling. I'm killing myself.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Know, I know y'all.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Worried about Rainy. We are too many.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Listen, I appreciate y'all's concern in the comments, bro, like
I really do appreciate it. But listen, if hones series
to really quick, if the history of people in the
public eye booming themselves uh is of any consequence, then
history would show you that I would not be talking

(06:59):
like this if I was really finna do that, If
I was really gonna do all that, y'all would have
no idea. So it'd be like.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
We we didn't know. He just just he left. He
was he skipped out of the studio.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
He booked an airbyan b in New Jersey. We don't know.
They're not gonna they're not They're they're gonna charge him
the feet anyway, I don't know what was going on. Well,
why is it? I don't understand who books an airban?
Being Kent, it seemed like a nice place to stay up.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
I really do think it's the New York City humor
in us, Like we were no like, no matter what
we go through, bro, we have to we got to cry.
Like what else you gonna do.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
You gotta do it.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I feel like that's how we that's how we soothe
the pain.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Ladies and gentlemen. We are living in a tragic comedy.
You know what I'm saying right now, that is what
it is.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
A tragic comedy, tragic horror comedy, tragic horror comedy, thriller.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Making him in real life? Yeah, no movie has been
released with that genre, but we're living it in real
life right now. Case in point, did he got sentienced?
You know what I'm saying, we move that trial was long.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
It wasn't oj long, but it was long enough.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
And wait, hold on, Marrel, I'm sorry, I have a question.
Was he sentenced to twenty five years?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well, so just say no no? Was he sentenced to
life without parole? Was he sentenced to twenty years plus
one hundred and seven on top of a second? Oh no?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Then no? Then what kind of time would a degenerate, criminal,
freak individual like did he get? I wonder what sentence
is appropriate for the crimes that did he committed?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I was wondering that too the entire time, Lisbelle. We
were watching this trial, and we're seeing everything that's coming out,
and we're seeing all the nasty work, right, we seeing
him whooping Cassie as in four K the terrible. That
is a huge charge. That is if I did that,
I'm going to jail for a long time. If you

(09:07):
do that, you go to jail for a long time.
If you do that, you're going to jail for a
long time.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Pete Diddy was sentenced to fifty months because to your point,
I feel like they wanted to make it sound like
a yeah, bad time, and it's just like, bitch, don't
do that, because that's what fucking parents do with their kids.
When the kid is five years old, he's the hundred
and twenty eight months. Yeah, bitch, he can't talk, you
know what I'm saying. Stop because he can't talk. Stop

(09:33):
saying he's one hundred and twenty eight months. They try
to make it look like it was bigger than it was.
It's four years, y'all, and that means that he's pe ditty,
he's a celebrity. He's got money and preferential treatment and
preferential treatment, so he will be out of there in
two and a half years, you know what I'm saying,
Like crazy. And it's crazy because like the charges right,

(09:54):
so he got saying to four years for transportation to
engage in prostitution, which out of all the other shiit
to me, that sticking is wild. Like nothing else stuck
except that that's crazy. But that just to me, that
just goes to show what a paid lawyer can do.
You know what I'm saying. In the American justice system.
You know what I'm saying, The shit is fucked up.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
I had a lawyer one time that got a case tossed.
I'm not gonna say what kind of case, but it
was a it was a it was illegal, a situation
that a legal aid would have had me. I would
be in jail right now if I would have had
like a free legal aid, you know what I'm saying.
And this motherfucker when I went to go pay him,

(10:37):
he's he looked at all the paperwork and shaite and
not I and a judge and all that. This motherfucker
look at me in my eyes and he was like, oh,
I know the judge on this case. Time to put
the knee pads on and go down to the courthouse.
I'll get this wrapped up quick.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Was he stuck and Dick, is that what he meant?

Speaker 5 (10:54):
I like, not knee pads?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
He said.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You heard he said pads. I was like, I helped though.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, in my head, I'm like what I was like,
I hope it's an euphemism if it's not. Whatever, bro,
whatever you gotta do, just make this shit go away.
And and then ship went away.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I paid.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I paid the motherfucking cash. And it's like it literally
never happened. Wow, Like you know what I'm saying. And
it's like, I mean.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Bro, we live in America. You realize that laws are
dead ass, like just suggestions and they if you have money,
you can do whatever the fuck you want. Because I
personally know people who have done fifteen sixteen years for
non violent offence yep, for like some absolute bullshit that yeah,
you deserve two years, you know, if you have to
go to jail. So to know that somebody was created

(11:43):
then he's been out for forever, bro, and he's been
tormenting people for forever. So to know that he's done
all of that shit and all you get is four years,
Like crazy, I feel like we are getting too used
to the bad guys winning. Yeah, And it's in every
fucking playing field, Like the terrible people are getting away

(12:03):
with the absolute worst of the worst. Jude said, fucking
Cutty's car on fire. Bro, I forgot he saw what
he did to Cassie And that was just a video
of one night. She was with that dude for like
twelve years.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
So imagine you know what I'm saying extrapoli, You know
what I mean, Like it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And as a former crime doer, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I like that is a crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Li sentence for all of that. Yeah, yeah, like as
a current crime doer. Yeah, But like like my Man's
that I grew up with, that I've known since we
were like fucking eleven, bro, Like maybe even before that.
Like my man's got eight for possession of a controlled
substance and it was less than announced and then it

(12:48):
handed up ended up doing four. I don't that's insane
to me that like he would get that for that
possession and and Diddy gets four for the litany of
how many how many pages was the document? If like
I don't know, like I if men if somebody could
look up like however the however many pages the deposition

(13:10):
was or whatever the legal term for that shit is
many pages.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
When you go into the emoji like list of emojis
and just type in infinity and it gives you the
little infinity symbol. That's how many pages that ship.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Bruh.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Listen, Okay, if men, if men can find this, I
have a comparison that's gonna blow y'all fucking minds, because
it's insane that you have this much information on a
case and you only get four years and the most
some somehow the charge with the least concrete evidence, like
like it's the one that sticks. Like, but men, if

(13:42):
you could have you found this information yet?

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Look, I'm not a lawyer. When you say documents, I
don't know what you mean. I know a lot, but
I don't know everything.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Okay, all right, appreciation. So the the the list, the
list of evidence was longer than a fucking Skyrim strategy guide. Okay,
do you have any idea how much shit you have
to have on a person for it to be longer
than a befest their strategy. Guy that it is crazy.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
It is triggering, bro, yeahs fucking audacity. I feel like yo, this,
I feel like this is really why a lot of
people want to make money because motherfuckers just want the
power to be able to do the ship that they
want to do without getting any percussions for it. You
see a lot of people defending Diddy and all Trump
and all these terrible people because you want that, You
want to be able to also be vile and terrible.

(14:34):
The audacity of him to like his his sentencing was
on Friday. He had an event booked on Monday because
he believed he was going to be out. Yeah, like
that to me is absolutely fucking crazy.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
This motherfucker is gonna hit the brakes. He's gonna fucking
get some just for man, He's gonna get a shape up.
He's gonna get on Ozam Pig bro. And then, like
I said, two and a half years on a car.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
But I think like the next summer, Bro, he's doing
eighteen months tops. Like let's be for real, like like
like it.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Also, like when he comes out, the amount of people
that are going to pull up to that concert or
whatever the fuck he does, that shit is gonna be
a fucking spectacle.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
They all belong on a list, yo, They all belong
on a list, Bro.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
I'm scouting Ray j Yo. I don't know what the
fuck is going on with ray J? Pack him up,
get him out of here, I immediately, Bro, ray J
is a goddamn weed weirdo. He been asking for to
free Diddy. He was on Kay Sanat's stream acting weird
as fuck. He was also allegedly there the night that
Whitney Houston died. Oh he been Yeah, yeah, you fucking weirdo.

(15:43):
I hate him. I hate him, I hate him, I
hate yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
We going back to call you brandy brother? Oh shit,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
You know, Oh my god, you gotta get that out
of here. You're not your own person. We gotta get
a recoll on Racon.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
You know what I'm saying for them unbreakable glasses.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Damn saying I'm very easily broken by speedy.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Mormons, which well, I don't know if you guys know.
The Kardashians are suing ray J for defamation. Oh shit,
Oh because ray J falsely claimed that the Kardashians are
under a Rico What yo.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yo, ray J?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Bro, listen, man, I used to smoke does too?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
My god? You know what I'm saying. It's not it's not.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Good for your mental health. Man, Like I know you
disassociating is cool. Sometimes being in a fugue state is
fun occasionally, you know what I mean, when you're fifteen
years old right now, when you're fucking forty five, nigga,
whatever you're smoking, put it down. Just go go to
the regular go to medmen, go to the weeds store
that looks like a fucking apple store, and go get

(16:47):
some regular shit that like a white lady that does
yoga is by.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, yo, yo, yo, listen, man, y'all better chill before
ray J get some real men, lockman, you get up here. Hey,
let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, cuz can I talk to
you for a minute.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yo, I got some real I got some real homies
cause I got some real ones because some real gangsters. Cuse,
let me tell you something cause I like I know homies. Hey, listen,
all respect to my gay people.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
You sound country and like you're from l a.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Hey, let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
And you look like you need a snake around your
neck with that outfit. You don't get Matt Puerto Ricans
to it with the white You need a green snake, bro.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
This is it is a very la Outphit outfit. Bro
got the parole forced ones on. Bro, this is crazy.
You just gotta lock these ships.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Got my ans my ankle model.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's crazy, Bro. I'm not even I haven't even leveled
up in the skill tree in my in my playthrough,
he's the r PG forced one. Bro.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
This is when you just when you when you discover metallurgy.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's when you
when you level up, you're smiffing. That's how you get
that's you get them ships. I know I'm talking crazy
with literal sketchers on my feet. Okay, okay, okay, you
know what I listen.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I had masks landing for sketches, sketches all hit hand
on our bags.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Hello, sketches out hand in our bags.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Hello? Hello, come on bro, stop playing bro. This ship
the ships, These ships heat by sketches part These ships
look like a level in Mega Man. Look at this
this ship crazy? You know what?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
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Speaker 2 (18:38):
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Speaker 4 (18:47):
We're sending the invoice tonight by the morning.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Bag.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
You know what I'm saying. I'll rock them ships all things.
I won't be like twenty yeo and be like now
we gotta Readbink. I'm rocking Louis No, no, no, I
will be in sketches head to toe.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah. I tattoo that ship on my forehead. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
For the right about You know what I'm saying. Everybody,
like like I said, with Daddy, watched it. Everybody got enough.
But you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
I know what my name is.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Listen man, Uh so this is like New York shiit,
you know what I mean. And like I said, when
Diddy comes out, there's for sure going to be like
a yo, the bird's gonna be burning, chirping, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Whatever? Uh and whatever that first show is, I'm doing
that ship like Joker did that children's hospital. Fucking crazy bro.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Just sit on top of a pile of baby boyeah.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah yeah, but sorry real quick before you move on
to the next thing, just just to bring it back to
something Lizabelle said, like, Oh, they these people just have
all this money because and like they just want to
do what they want. But I feel like when you
have the amount of like it's not about money all
the time. So I feel like when you have that
amount of money, you could do like it's not a

(20:05):
crime to be freaky. You could do that ship ethically,
Like you can have all the baby oil parties you want.
It's it's it's it's the money. The money lets them
get away with exact with the crossing the It's that's
where the that's where the fetish is, that's where the
that's where the pleasure is derived from. It's it's not

(20:26):
it's not that like, oh I want to have this
big sex party. You could do that, Like you could
do that with nobody. You could do that with people
who do that poor No. I was fucking bitches and
my mother crib.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Like I've told you all this story before, and this
goes to your point, you know what I'm saying. Like
she was like, yo, I want to go to a party.
It's kind of like a different vibe. And I was
like all right, Like how different She's like, oh, it's
like a sex party. And I was like, what does
that mean?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Like if I pull up, am I expected to drop dong?
You know what I'm meaning?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Could I just hang out? Can I just hang out
and have a drink like whatever? And she's just like, nah,
it's true, Like it's just whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
And it was just regular people.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Bro. Yeah, Like I know it.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Sounds crazy like somebody's watch us ship, but it was
like an apartment.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
There was no trafficking happening.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Bro, it was just consenting adults, bro, like fucking around
and do crazy shit.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, all the social workers put their lanyards on the door, exactly.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
But that's exactly. It goes right to Rady's point because
it's like the sex is not what they want. It's
the fact that they can do things and get away
with it. It's the fact that it's just like I
can push the button. I could I. Yeah, there's this
one girl who's consenting. She wants me, she's she's fucking
with it. There's no attachments she's but look at this
girl from this is a sixteen year old from fucking Arkansas.

(21:54):
You know, it's the fact that they can do that,
and that powers I feel like, bro, even down to
the fucking streamers, I see. That's why that shit, that's
why you need to fucking check that shit. Because the
more money you make, the more access you have to
the world. And that's when your real limits are tested.
And if money makes you a terrible person, you've just
been waiting for that shit.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yo, that's Allso like my pops told me this shit,
and I repeat it like I've made it up myself.
Money doesn't change your character.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
It reveals your character. It shows who you really are.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
So it's like, like you said, it's not about sex,
it's about power, you know what I'm saying. And that's
another conversation I had with like a neighbor of mine
who's like, I'm like, damn, bro, you got man money,
you mad rich with the fuck Like, Yo, you're saying
like you're driving around this old ass g Like what
the fuck. He's like, I don't get fuck about money.
He's like, I entertain like congressman and governors and shit
because power is more important than money.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
And I was just like, whoa, yeah, whoa.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
But then that's what all these rich motherfuckers looking for
power over people. You know what I'm saying, like all
the everybody name me one bad Boy artist. I was like,
I had a great experience at bad Boy Records.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Uh the band.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You feel me, that's just like an extension the artists.
I was like, Yo, this motherfucker did me dirty. He
fucking fucked my money up.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
He did all this shit, Danity Kane, literally all of
his artists.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Bro, every Yo, he traumatized us. This that the third
So I'm like, bro, if if P, then Q. You
know what I'm saying, So, like, man, none of that
shit is surprises me, bro, Like, yeah, it surprises me
that it took this long for him to get back because,
like you said, like.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
The pleasure is not derived from the act, It's derived
from the power. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
It was just like bro, like you you you gotta
just keep pushing that limit, bro, until you do some
wollw shit. So until you feel so untouchable that you
think you could beat Shorty up in the hallway of like.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
A four Seasons.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, not knowing like or not caring that there's security
campus everywhere.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Because he probably spent twenty years paying people off money
is a silencer. We saw that with R Kelly. We
see that shit in real time. And it's true what
Ranny's saying.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
You can have all of the freaky shit that you like.
That you can do that, you can find people who
like what you want consensually. But once you start getting
to a mark where you're doing some shit that you
you're basically not even getting the causett of people you
just try. It's a transactional thing with somebody you're not
even having a fucking transaction with. But you gotta talk

(24:27):
to somebody else to get to her. It's not like
you're talking to shorty. No, you gotta talk to her
boss like, Yeah, we gotta do better. We gotta do better.
Figure out your fucking your weird little shit, make your money,
be a good person, have fun. Don't be a fucking weirdo, bro,
and don't defend weirdos neither, because that should make you
look funny in the light.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
It's super funny in a light, bro. And you know,
to put a bow on it. There is communities, bro,
that you could join up and be like yo, I'm
like yo, I like to put you know what I'm saying, Like,
I like to put like a shush kabob stick in
my dick hole. You know, what I'm saying, and there's
somebody out there that will do that for you consensually.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Men, why'd you cough? That was me? Don't put that
on me, because it just reminded me of the scene
from The Boys.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I don't know if you haven't seen it was it
was a small superhero he was having he was having
gay sex, and the dude was like, yo, can you
get really really small? And the dude got really really tiny,
like this big, and then he went into his peehole
and he was just like touching the walls and walking
through it, and then he sneezed and he blew up,
and then the dude died.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, he got real tiny and walked into his dick
and started like massaging the inside of his.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
And he was like, oh fuck, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
And then and then the little guy sneezed inside his
dick and exploded. He exploded from the dick out.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
And he got big again.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I ain't watched a minute of that show You have
to Do, And every time bring it up it gets
progressively more strange. Yes, yeah, Like some body sat down
in a room and wrote that.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
It was rady.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I wrote that same. It's true. Why end they get
paid for it. Some of us do it for free. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I was.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I was writing X Files fan fiction on Tumblr. Bro,
stop playing with me. I'm really from this life. Bro
is insane. Like, yeah, I was writing the Triple X
Files Tumblr. Okay, you know what I'm saying. Mulder and
Scully lost media. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Was getting that Scully you feel me?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I wrote one. I wrote one with the shape Shifter
and yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Man, yeah, He's like I'm the shape Shifter.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah Yeahthmaster.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
No.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
My my my fan fic was that Molder because because okay,
we have this dynamic, this unspoken sexual tension over like
eleven seasons between Moulder and Scully. They share so much intimacy.
But in my head, I was like, Moulder's gay. He
is gay and autistic, and so he didn't want to

(27:22):
be with Scully because he's gay and autistic. So there
was this one episode with a shape Shifter who got
to like go underground and like sleep in this freaky
flesh pod for like fifty years before he comes back
out and feeds again and then goes back. In my
fan fic was that Scully gets got and Mulder's like, ah, okay, autistic?

(27:43):
Why right? And then he meets up with the shape
Shifter guy. And then the shape Shifter guy uh uh
uh infiltrates Scully psyche because he like ate her right
and and and and the object of her affection was Moulder.
And then they meet and then he's tapped in with
Molder psychically because he absorbed Scully and they spent so

(28:04):
much time together, so they're like, they're right. So he's like, oh,
I know what you want. You want what every gay
man wants. You want you right, So the shape Shifter
guy turns into Molder and then they have freaky gay
twin sex.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Ye know what made you go with that verse?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Right?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I wrote that? Yo? I wrote this shit when I
was like fifteen. Bro, I'm a genius.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Man.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
You gotta put a camera into Brady's brain for real.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Now. You don't no, you don't know, you don't know,
you don't want No, No, you don't you you can't
count that motherfucker looking like what's that one meme of
Squidward with a black eyes?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah? Liter like.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Liter like as not eleven survivor, bro, Like, what do
you mean by was here for it?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Like?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
When I watched the videos of them people walking around
with dust and being like mad, disoriented.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
That's what I pictured in my mind.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, he disoriented guy covered the dust.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Like yeah, yea, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yo, hold on, but no wait, open this drawer.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
There's a random VHS tape and it's just one memory
that I've been suppressing and you put them yep.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Jesus, Yeah yeah Yo. I was gonna say, hbo funk man, listen,
Coca Cola give me, give us a billion dollars to
shoot this movie. You know what I'm saying, Because, like
I said, we have all about spectacles. Yeah, the Diddy
Ship when he comes out is gonna be a fucking spectacle.
Another fucking spectacle that is happening right now. They happened,

(29:46):
it might be. I feel like.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's simmered down, is baby?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Nicki Minaj Oh Boy was going at Cardi B and
card be absolutely fried up, bro, and listen. Bronxwitch is different. Yeah,
Bronswitch is different. I say, I even say, I even
put Brooklyn bitches in that in that mix. Shorties from
Bronx and Brooklyn are different, Bro, they are fucking different.

(30:14):
They will take you to fucking if you like like
Cardy said, you go low, I'm going to hell, you
know what I'm saying. And she fucking absolutely did. Bro
Biscott beef with me. We're gonna be beefing forever you like, yo,

(30:35):
pussy pitch.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
On the phone.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, Like that's the type of energy she's on.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Bro and fam the like she was kind of letting
his slide a little bit and like throwing jabs back.
You know what I'm saying, because Nikki was like, Yo,
you can't sell more than me. Boo boo boo this
that Yo, you're your pussy flopped?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
What yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah, yeah no, I'm Shorty said, pussy your pussy there
fifteen k this week.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Fucking you pussy only did eighteen hundred streams. Yo, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Oh listen, Nick, but Nikki so so Nikki twotn't deleted
a bunch of shit.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
But she said, and.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Kochie b please don't sniff coke with baby number four
and five and your album flopped, your pussy flopped, come fight, Like.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
What, Bro, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
You're older than me. Yeah, you're older than me. Bro.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
That's like me being like yo, yo, fucking yois Nikki's
older than you?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah? Well how old is you?

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Even naj She thinks he's forty three, forty two, forty
two December eighth, nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
She's older than me. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh wash nigga, Bro, this is crazy and she's over
between Yo, come fight me. Blah blah blah blah. So
Cardy responded basically saying, like your pussy, because where was
this energy when I was not twelve and a half
months pregnant.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Now you calling me out to fight, I'm wile pregnant
and you call trying.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
To fight her for like six years.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
But six years, bro, She's like, Yo, I seen you
at two met Gallas. You did not have that same energy.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Like I was trying.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I've been trying to squabble with you for the longest.
Let's get it shaken. Bronx shorties are different, Brooklyn shorties
are different. Listen, no shots of Queens, Staten Island, Long Island,
Mahaman Hall and whatever.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
They're different, bro, especially.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
The Bronx shorties. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
And like Cardi said, she took her to hell. So
Cardy said about Nicki's son who allegedly, allegedly.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
You know what I'm saying, has special needs. You know
what I'm saying, And.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
She said and I quotes, so I'm reading this sh
like it's the fucking cunstd.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
It is.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry you can't speak and banging spoons
because your mom's could have put the drugs down. She's
not even paying attention to you on your birthday because
she's such a hated asshole.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's truncated, Bro, that was way longer.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
And Bro she's talking about he's walking on his tippy
toes like all this other crazy ship, which is like
fam But the reason she said that is because Nikki
said some shit about culture and called culture a monkey
and a roach, which is bro.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, that's that's that's super violation, super racist. Also super racist,
super violation. Also, there's nothing wrong with walking on your
tippy toes, all right, I do it for stealth purposes, okay, right, Like.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I do it to strengthen my toes, bro, Like I
spread my toes out and I walk up my tippy
toes like like like the Aliens for Men in Black,
or like a Ninja turtle because it helps with your.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
There you go, appropriate reception. Get your calves looking right too, what.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I'm saying, Your feet grip better, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
That's why when if you ask me to pick up
something off the floor, I can just go like that, yeah,
and then toss it.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
You know what I'm saying. I got long strong toes
ill man ill bro.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
That beef got crazy really fast, super.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Fast, zero one hundred and four tweets.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah she I don't know what the fuck that was out.
I mean, I follow both of them to see Nikki
in real time, like subbing Cardi just because Cardi sold
like twenty eight thousand less units than her and seeing
Cardi reply back in real time they were subbing each other.
And then Nicki went in to the daughters of like
naming her daughter specifically and saying, Yo, you ugly, you

(34:35):
a roach. You you a monkey. Your little sister is too,
and so is the monkey that your mom is pregnant
right with right now, Like.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Son, bruh, I'm fucking you up.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I got an when I tell you, I read that
ship and I'm like, yo, this Like That's why I
understand Cardi to an extent, because when I heard her
phone on the phone like yelling. I'm like, yo, she's
sounds like me when I was fifteen, like where are
Like I have nothing to say to you?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Where are you? Where are you?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
Like?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I have nothing to say to you? And I love Nikki.
I've been a Nikki fan all my life. But she's
never been about that static. She's never been about that static.
I love my bitches from Queens, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
They all got calls for a reason so they could
get away.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yes, I funk with my queens because the bitches from
Queens are beautiful. They're usually mad, diverse, they never racist,
and they're not gonna fight you. They probably got a
mouth on them. They're gonna get you mad, but they
most likely not gonna get in your ship. But a
Bronx bitch they go, They go to hands first, hands first,
to know that she went there to the most sensitive

(35:44):
thing in Carti's world, which is her kids. And then
you're talking about an unborn child. Yo, bro, that shit
got dark, even the shit Carti said about her son.
It's like, Yo, at this point, y'all are dead ass
rapped Like y'all, y'all this stems from music. It stemmed
from the fact that Nikki. It literally stems from the
fact that Nikki doesn't like CARDI, doesn't think that she's

(36:06):
deserving of the respect and popularity that she has. That's
what it stems from. And now y'all motherfuckers are talking
about children that are not even born and six and
seven year olds ruh, like that's crazy, and yes, some
shit got it end with an ass whooping.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
I'm sorry. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry to my peaceful people.
Some shit you can only handle with fists and heads
and belt the feet, bro, that's it.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Bta listen, man, Like some people don't learn until they
get punshed them off. I always say that, like I
always I could. You could tell people that have been
in physical altercations because they know what it feels like
to get molly wopped. You know what I'm saying, So
then that gives you like the oh yo, let.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Me you know what, Let me think before I speak.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like I crushed the
car and then I started driving a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Careful exactly, you feel me? What happens when you're just
a fucking shitty driver. They keep giving you new cars.
You don't get it injured, nothing happens. You're just good.
You're driving like a fucking man. Thirty fucking tickets. You good.
You put your paying what happens on your first head
on collision. Somebody's going to beat the fucking breaks off.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
You feel me? Listen, friends, where you guys see drama?
I see opportunity? Oh all right, you know why. This
is why Merrow. By the way, this is why Merrow
hired me. This is merror. You guys don't know this
a little bit of lore. But Merrow and I quote
said he wanted an idea. Guy. That's me. Baby. You
guys see drama. I see opportunity, I see chance, I

(37:39):
see I see first ever victory like versus series. You
know what I'm saying, Cardi versus Nikki And what is
the perfect place between the Bronx and Queens to host it,
Randall's Island. We get sponsors, Hold on, Hold on, hold on,
We get sponsors Easy Pickens, Ian j Rainbow of Jay's

(38:00):
for Ladies, Rainbow Kennedy, the Bronx, Better Business Bureau, Baby Fat,
whoever manufactures Chinese mesh slippers, don't on me. We can think.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
The little brush that you use for your edges.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah, the little brush you use for your edges. Every
single happy kitchen in the Bronx, every single rocks, every
single roty spot in Queens Bronx. This could be the
biggest verses of all time, of all times. We need
to do that.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Sketchers hollow at us bro Bro. That could be a combination.
That could be a combination versus mix oversh.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Makes over rise white sauce hot sa yo yo. And
then we throw we throw gyro king in there, bron't
we get we get? We get all the hood.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Like bro, how a mother forgots talking about their boa.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Bro you And then we hired the one guy on
for them that go we buy gold and diamonds head
of security. And then anybody that don't want to pay
full price could take their chances at the red bead table.
You know they put the red bead under the bottle
cap and you go, all right, if you if you

(39:15):
guess where it is right, We're gonna let you win.
Trigger is gone, it's going, He's good. I win.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I know how to play the game. Were not together,
we're not together. I don't know him at all. I
know that we were saying, got the same difficult football jersey,
but that's not my man's.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, wait, hold on, why does
his fat farm sweats go with your fat farm hoodie?
What's going on? Yo?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
From the people who are not from New York. Bro,
You ever in the city and you walk by some
motherfucker's playing with bottle caps and ship and they just like, yo,
just watch better, little dollar, better, little two dollars, and
you see somebody get it. They ain't coots.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Walk the fuck away.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
I'm telling you from experience. I was with somebody who
lost fifty crazy, and that's when I realized, Oh, they
be having people in the crowd to make you think that,
oh wait, he just wants some money.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
There magicians, you give him that ship right as soon
as you turn around, you gotta get that money right back.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
The hood magicians, bro, they literally invented like hood magic,
like yo.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Illusion. Yeah's there's a card. They the whole ship because
Poppy got the academics, the lord top.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
And then they be looking at like too, motherfucker. I
know y'all twins.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Passing each other's cigarette now I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
And that's and that's my for later, for later, for
don't let this episode end without us getting into the
tin foil fitted because that has a lot to do
with my conspiracy this episode.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
So to put a ball on the Nicki Minaj thing.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
The last like like salvo was from Nikki and she apologized.
But I don't know, like tell me if you think
this is like an apology right because she said, you know,
she was like, yo, this is about this between me
and your mother.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
You don't deserve this. As a child.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Your face will grow into your gums eventually.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Oh yeah, christ.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Part that part she actually said she was going to
kick Culture's teeth in. She said she was going to
kick her gums in. She has a big smile when
her gums are big, so she she was like, I'm
gonna go kick your gums and like you thrown in
a kid, bro.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
That's crazy work. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
But in the apology, she was basically like she was like,
I apologize to culture because I am a queen and
I'm of God, and you don't deserve that. As a kid.
You will grow into your smile and you'll understand and
why I brought you into it because your mom, her
aunt and her family or whatever will be brought to

(42:08):
their knees because God, for what they did to my
prophet son. Like I was reading the tweets, bro, Nikki
is not only is she she having a little too
much fun, but I also think that she is in
a religious psychosis because the way she was talking, she
was like weaponizing Jesus and saying, my son is a prophet.

(42:28):
I'm a prophet. God speaks through me. He will punish you.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Like, are we fit your time out?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Are we big time out? Are we getting close to
a Nicki Minaj mega church bro?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Absolutely, Nikki's like four, nikkis like three weeks away from
becoming full blown mega yogi.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Bro. It's fucking weird, man. It's somebody on my timeline
that I fucked with heavy, random out of nowhere, just
like went from like us, went from like a normal
person to just like this random, like deep, straight up
nose dive into like religious fucking psychosis. And I'm like,

(43:09):
what is going on happen? You were not the same
person that you were a week ago? Like this is
very strange, weird, that weird.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
I see, man, people do I've seen a few people
do that same shit and I'm just like, this is
man weird.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Bro, you was not moving like this.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah, it's kidding last year.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
And I feel like it's different when people get into
God and they start to go to church again and
they just become more christ like. I see that, but
then you see the other side of like people, it
just becomes very weird and it sounds like you're going
crazy and you're trying to use like judgment, date, Jesus God. Yeah,
like you're using all of these trigger words just to

(43:47):
tell a message and also converting people. Like That's another thing.
When people are in spiritual psychosis, it's like, oh no,
I need to save you. It's like, bro, you owe
your baby mother four thousand dollars, don't worry about me,
like you have bigger fish the fry. But these motherfuckers
be in I just I just know a lot of
people who are suffering through some ship like that, and
it's scary to me. It's very scary because it's not

(44:09):
a relationship with God. You think that you know what
God is doing and the world is gonna end and
that you too, motherfuckers. I get to choose basically who's
coming to heaven with me. It's like, yeah, y'all think
that God left you in charge and that ship is terrified.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Crazy road cho cho cho, because Yo, the worst case
scenario would be being like going like hard like Christian
because what the fuck is the barbs are gonna be
in shambles, you know what?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
I feel like, that's right. I feel like that's right
up the alley, that's where you go.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
You. He starts hitting the barbs with the like, Yo,
man shall not lie with another man and all this
ship brow like.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Read her tweets, She's in there deep. She's like, God,
God will protect us. She said that not to listen
to Cardi's album because Guardian Cardi's album was dipped in evil.
It was, and it was it would open doors for chaos.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
And your I like that. I like that, Yo, Bobby,
let me get a mixed gyro. Can you dipping in evil?
It's like, you know, you get a French dip and
it's like the evil. Look at the evil, but it's
French beef sladder. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
That the tacos perfect visual.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
She looks like it's.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
My God, Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Like that, Joe just making a mess, just making just
met evil everywhere, who spumps who Evil Evil? Evil was
in the building. I had to put the mask up.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Evil was in the dip it you know.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Not.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
What I learned from the Nikki Cardy situation, though, is
that I'm not hating enough because she to see the
measures measure she has gone to just be a hater.
It's like, yo, you that has told you you told
people to stop listening to the music because it was
like the devil, Like that's that's otherworldly hating, Like that's phenomenal.
She deserves an award.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yo, I have never heard some ship like that.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I've heard like, Yo, fuck this motherfucker produces.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yeah, not Yo, it's dipped in evil. Don't listen to
this album.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
It's going to open a portal to have.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
It's gonna corrupt your soul.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Like what like I heard like it didn't feel evil.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Actually I fucked with Cardi's album Heavy, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
And it's and it's it's long, and yo, you know
what I'm saying, like look and it's good because I'm like, yo,
I'm tired of these thirty minute albums like we talked
about like you got in your back about Pink Panthers
being like, Yo, no song means be longer in two minutes,
and like sometimes I agree, sometimes I don't. But like,
if I'm listening bro ippen, wait for how long for
this album?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Yeah it's been seven years.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
You know what I'm saying, Like, give me seven years
work for music?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
She did? She went crazy, She went crazy.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
She gave us a lot of songs. I didn't like
all of it, but most of the album. That ship
is fucking dumping. I'm actually really proud to shorty.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
You know what I'm saying. That's big for the box.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was doing something.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
That party album. Slat Bro, that ship it felt so
New York because I'm like, Yo, this this sound like
people be talking about Cardi's accent, Like that ship sound
like home to me, Bro, it sounds like my cousin from.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
The fourth floor.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yes, so to hear Cardi rapping her ship, she sounds
she sounds luxurious.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
It's crazy and like this like like again, it's like
music to my ears because like grew up with a
thousand Cardies and it's like like this is the weirdest
like analogy combination ever because Mike francessa the w f
A N dude told me people because.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
He talks like this. He's one of those guys. He
talks like this and he can't change his fucking voice
he talks. He's a guy, you know.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I listen, Lasbelle, I enjoy your company.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
You know, Rainy's a good guy. Uh you know, but uh,
you know that Merrow guy. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I think one time I saw a video of this
guy eat a perk off the floor, Like, this guy's
a piece of trash.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
I just knew.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I just knew some wasn't right, something's not right with him.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
And then you know he's also he's black, so it's like.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
You know, it's not so you just can't trust though.
Just this guy's black. Listen, he's black and he's Latina.
What the fuck is that? What is that?

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Listen?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Listen? I got I got none against Yeah, I just
like they're just there's just different people. They're just different,
that's all. They're just different. They smelled their face, Yeah,
their food is weird. He's weird. Things all right. We
don't know what's going on with Listen, man.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
You know, but that dude was the way I was like, Bro,
that that's such like a New York a specific New
York accent, Like did nobody ever tell you like, yo, Bro,
go to the Brock, go sit with Bob Costas and
learn how to do sports like a sports guy.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
And he was just like, no, it's like New York
is your greatest city in the world. But you should
be so lucky to sound like a New Yorker. That's
who I am. You should be yourself at all times.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
And I was like, okay. So I was like to
that point, Cardy.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Never change okay, energy wise, voice wise, anything, whoever's in
your ear telling you change things, don't change nothing. Don't
change your face anymore either, because you're fine. You're beautiful.
You're a beautiful Dominican woman and we all love you.
You know what I'm saying of Lictor, like.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
We just got to stop screaming and wilding on everybody.
Please you more so because I know, Bro, when I
was sixteen and I used to beef for bitches and
I'm like, yo, stop talking to me where you at
a pressure and especially if somebody like again, I don't
have children, so like you, you can't talk about rainy

(50:14):
or you about like you can't talk bad about y'all
to me. So imagine a child I created and gave
birth to Liz, if bro.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
A child, if a child is ever lucky enough to
be born from you and have you as a mother,
I have no doubt in my mind that you will,
using no tools or weapons, decapitate somebody in defense of
your child. You know what I'm saying, Like, that's and
that's good mom energy. If you are a mother or

(50:48):
a parent, or an uncle or somebody that cares about
a child in your life and you don't react with
that type of energy, somethings up. You know what I'm saying, Like,
if this ways to do it, like you said, like
you could be a little less yo, Fuck yo, what
the fuck is good?

Speaker 4 (51:04):
It's more for the blood pressure that I mean, because
again I don't I know what it is to be
in that state of mind like that shit is just
not good.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Fucks you up, Like Yo, I've been like screaming at
niggas on the next to chirp like Yo, I'm on
toy teen propherty right fucking now, nigga, I'm a toy donut.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Pull up on you, pussy. You keep trapping you're talking
about I'm pussy, I'm right here right now, and I'm
right here, right now, and then he's just waiting on
the line. I'm still talking, and like I.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Go to chirp and you say something. I go to
chirp back and I'm like, I'm like, I'm just I'm
going super Saiyan on.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
This motherfucker, bro.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
And it's really it really be that Cardie is not
because it's not about respectability politics. Maybe it's about your
own health. You are very you are very with child
right now, and we need you to like relax and
take it easy, you know what I'm saying. Like doctors
always saying, or obgis always say, if you are active,
you can maintain the same level of activity throughout your pregnancy,

(52:08):
but you can't elevate it. So like if you are
used to touring and running around and doing all these things,
that's you can continue to do that. That's another thing
that I feel like people say to women when they're pregnant,
like oh you should You're like, you're you shouldn't be
doing all that.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
You do it too. You gotta chill, you gotta relax.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
You don't gotta relax if you if your pace is this,
you can continue on that pace. It's medically proven, Bro,
trust me and sources.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Trust me, BRO for kids d It looks like that
ship motivates the funk out of her. It really does,
because because Shorty been fucking feet to ground, you know.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
And also I respect the fuck out of it because
she's really like being a mom, Like I don't know
if like you know what I'm saying, Like again, Instagram
is a lie, but like I've seen her taking the
kids at d R and not to know fucking like yo,
seven Star Resort, Like Yo.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
This is where we're from.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
That's where your grandmother's not even with a full mop,
just a stick in a.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Rag like yo, Like this is where you this is
your your past. You know what I'm saying, that was
your present, look ahead to your future. That's very like Bro.
People shit on Cardy all the time because of the
way she speaks and expresses herself. But a lot of
the things that she does, BRO, are very smart, calculated,
calculated smart.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I mean, she's a she's a she's a she's a
political science obsessed nerd. Like like she she's gonna move
very calculated but I like that she don't code switch
at all. I like that ship because as someone who
doesn't want his enemies to see him coming, I think
that it's I think that it's important for you to

(53:45):
maintain that like, oh you think I'm stupid just because
I talk like this, because I sound like this or whatever.
Don't change that at all. Let them let them people
think that. Bro. Then when you then when you really
fucking then when you really steal off on somebody and
and they you hit him with the oh, they're not
gonna know what the fuck to do or say. You know,
they don't expect that type of They don't expect that

(54:08):
level of of of cognizance and of of awareness from
somebody that talks like how she talked is because they
expect all of us to be stupid where we're from.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
What I'm saying, it's like it's like the Coogler ship, bro,
Like hey, you know because he talked like you know.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
You know, yeah, you know, show here we got this
right now, the thirty millimeter film. You know what I'm saying,
it's a little taller, so you know when you when
you put it through the processor then and you and
you see the limax. You know what I'm saying, Then
it's gonna be Then it's gonna get a real nice picture.
It's gonna get real, real clear, Like it's a lot
more clarity in the field. You know what I'm saying,
dead homies And it's just like, bro, he's breaking it down.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
And that video made me happy to pissed me off
at the same time because it goes exactly what to
what y'all are saying. Because he talks like that, people
are like, oh, this no ship.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
And then when he did.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
That, he's like, bros Kodak video, Yeah, bruh. He He's like,
everybody's like, oh my god, right, he fucking did three
Black Panthers, dog Like, of course he knows how to
direct a fucking movie.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
This guy Like, this guy's filmography is five films, five bangers.
You know what's.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Yeah, some people like that, bro, because they're a reminder
that you don't got to coach switch, you don't got
to change who you are to be successful. You might
have to say no to a few things, and maybe
those things that don't align on which will say fucking
no to you. At the end of the day, you
stay true to who you are. Look, people came at
Cardiu once she got into the fight at meg Gala.

(55:36):
Even before that, people used to say, Yo, you can't
talk like that no more. You're making money like you
You're gonna lose sponsorships. And realistically, it just brought her
more because she was authentically herself.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
And real and people fuck with that. And that's what
you fucking executives need to understand. And that's why you
need to throw some sketches bag because this is fucking reality.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
This is real. Yeah, like like pun this reality, kid, No.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
This shit is ma gonna uncomfortable, brother, and that Rady
could just pull into any voice at any given moment.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Brom telling yeah, man, like like it's the real world kids,
reality listen ready football all right.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I was like, Yo, you must hate punching it, bro,
because I don't do that ship. Bro. Everybody I work
with shoutout cash only, DELI, shout out Hers Boys, shoutout
bull Jack. Everybody I work with. Bro, they be tired
of me because I'll be like, nah, I fuck up,
I'll fuck up one bar and I'm like erased the
whole take.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Damn, you don't want to just punch in, no, no,
because if I can't do it live, what's the point?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
You know.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Yeah, some people punching and it's like it like this
this is this is very unky. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
it's like it's like I feel like it's they do
it on purpose to make you feel like away, Like
I feel like Cormega does it a lot and it
but it hits different. Broca's like like the tonal change
in the ship and like, bro I've been on Mad
Blunt Rise listening to Mad Mega and it feels like

(57:05):
he's in the car with you, Brog punching in and it.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Sounds like he's got here. That's also yeah, my case,
my Lloyd want to represent for me. There's all there's
also certain genres where you kind of have to like
any sort of like Detroit like Grand Rapids, you know
what I'm saying. Any sort of like Flint, Michigan like
all that you kind of have to punch in because
that's like what the flow any any Scammer, Wrap, t

(57:30):
j X six, all them guys like you kind of
have to do that. That's that's the staff. Yeah, that's
the style staff. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
You know, speaking of style, Uh, you know what I mean.
And uh and his swagger styling swagger, you know, because
victory Light is the is the is the victory light.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Of victory Victory light, fucking ass.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
You know, Victory Light is the New York City of podcast.
I used to have a podcast back in the day,
you know, but I would I would hop the turnstile
to get there, but it's over with the Statute of
limitations or something.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
That shit. They can't they can't get me on that. No,
So you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
We last time the game was all here, we talked
about him talking about it, and you know what I'm saying.
I was trying to like glaze him a little bit
so that he was stay in it because he's a
very egotistical guy.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
He's a very narcissistic guy. And I feel like, if
you tell.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Him, yo, man, you could do this. You could do this, bro.
Even if he's pulling at like a molecule, he's going in.
So I was just like, yo, we gotta have him
keep in because I was worried about him split in
the vote and da da da da. But apparently I
don't need to I don't need to worry about that.
So you know there's more NYC drama. Eric Adams is
dropping out of the Mayor's race. Officially, He's gonna ride

(58:56):
his turnout. You know what I'm saying, Cruise off into
the sunset to Shorty's house.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Shorty on the age.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
You know I used to take that train. I used
to eat open face food. I had white sauce, sauce,
had the whole train smelling like Yemen.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
You know, I'm fucking impressions. I wish I could hit
the boys and just explode both at the same time.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
You know, I had an ex girlfriend that killed herself.
This is New York City. Anything can have anything. I
can kill myself, or I can win the lottery.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
You never know.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
I can get hit by the D train, or I
could give Shorty the D trade.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
You know, I never you never know.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
It's New York citytuit. But he officially dropped out. But
to Liz's point, he's such a fucking bozo that he
didn't do it in time smoke, So I no longer
ainm worried about him playing the vote, because if he
was dumb enough to vote for Eric Adams in the
first place, you're gonna see his name on the ballot
and you're gonna circle this shit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Any fucking way. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, So
it don't even matter.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
And I was wrong because Polymarket now has Zoran's odds
at ninety percent. He is ninety percent probably he is
a ninety cent probability of winning the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Shit because he is in the field. He's in the field,
he's talking to people's out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
And he's talking to the city of he's literally talking
our language of what the fuck we want?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
And on top of that, you got niggas like Cuomo
doing AI ads.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Have you seen this shit? No?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
No, this guy did an ad where he was a
window like doing all like New York jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
And obviously his.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Rich bitch ass is not gonna get in one of
them big ass rigs that goes up to the fifty
ninth floor of a sizecraper. Wow, And he's out there,
he's like, Yorkers, well deserved a guy that works hard,
and it's like AI, Yeah, I'm like, bro, this is
so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
How told that for you, Budgie?

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
No, But guess what that shit gonna work for his demographic?
The motherfucker's dumb as have like, yeah, well, I don't
want to say they'redumbest. I'm sorry, they're old as hell.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Yeh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
So motherfuckers, Bro, they you could trick them with two
thousand and two photoshop. We are in two thousand and
almost twenty six. AI.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Yeah cooked. I've seen a video the other day of
an old lady getting blasted point blank with a T
shirt cannon, so that I knew it was AI because
the guy next to her when he reacted, his fingers
got super demonically long. His fingers were dipped in evil,
so so when he reacted, I was like, oh, this

(01:01:45):
is clearly AI. Everything got real waxy and way too soon,
and I was like, yeah, this is AI. But mad
people on my timeline who are my age and younger
were like crazy, Oh this is crazy, this is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
No, it's funny you bring that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
I was just talking to about this ship the other day, Bro.
I used to think it was the older people, but
now it's true. No, not me, but like my cousins,
like my my like people, my age that that ship
just from like yeah people, our age, bro, the fucking fried.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah yeah, I'm telling you and it's the the craziest
ship about the old ship. It's like, like you said,
it's not just old people, bro, it's like the younger people.
And like I can tell, like you could tell, you
could tell it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I get nervous because I'm just like yo, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
So I saw like I saw one that was like
we talked about Jackson darr and Russell Wilson the Giants,
Like last time, there was one where like Jamis Winston
who's a backup quarterback for the Giants. He's he's famous,
he has a meme that's famous. But he's like hyping
up the team before the game.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
He said, we go get a W.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
We're gonna get a W. You know what we're gonna do.
We go eat W. We gonna eat a W.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
We gonna eat that W.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
And he's like puts a W and then he's like
eating it like fake in it with his with his hand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Bro. They took a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Video on the sideline of the quarterback Jackson Dart like
with Jameis Winston and doing like the yo ha ha
yo eat a W eat a W and he faked
like like that's the real clip of him being like fake,
like his hand is like two feet away from his mouth.
They did an AI version of that clip where he
puts his hand in Homie's mouth and he's like tongueing

(01:03:32):
the fingers and doing all this shit and mad people
were like, Yo, this is crazy. How you gonna do that?
That's crazy? I was like, hey, guys, did you notice
that Jackson Dart turned from a white blond man into
a white man with black corn rows? Went through this
video like did y'all not see that? And we didn't,
like what the fuck is going on? Like, yo, man,

(01:03:53):
y'all are in y'all are in fucking trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Scary because people aren't reading, and then people who do
read are not understanding what they're reading. And then you
got people watching stuff and you could see like the
misuse and you could be like, oh wait, that can't
be real, and then you still believe it and let
you still share it. Why are we doing? Why we

(01:04:17):
are so fucking dumb?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Like, why why are we We are collecting and just
making more and new cool technology and we are just
getting dumber and dumber, dumber and dumber.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
It's like the like the Jetsons, like when they had
like flying cars and you put a little pill in
the thing, and it makes a whole turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Now and now we've got a parking meter that you
gotta download seven apps from. You can't put a quarter
in it because the ship will call you a fat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Whore anytime, anytime I hear smike, Yeah, let me just
ask ship out.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Of here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
You gotter fucking google it, think, motherfucker ask you call somebody, yo, Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
You don't don't know how to fucking fuck fix the
air conditioning, bro, Your aunt is.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
A fucking h vac tech Broke that bitch, you too,
like the rest of us. You fucking ask idiot bro
like Wenna a fucking growke this fucking Elow's asshole. Come on, man,
we gotta do better. Bro. This ship is fucking with
our earth, it's taking our water, It's making people sick.
Stop stop using AI. Bro. If that ship like you

(01:05:24):
already spent twelve years with your grandmother, you don't gotta
add you don't want to do no AI pictures. I'm sarry,
Oh right enough, bro, you don't gotta You don't got
to take a fake picture with a stupid as celebrity.
It's not that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Serious, But don't make them fly away into heaven. I
got an uncle. Listen, deal, heal your thing. I'm bro
been this young tale. I love you so much. You
one of my favorite uncles. Don't tell the other six
that I said that. But if I see another AI
edit of my beloved grandmother, Bro, oh my god, oh

(01:05:59):
my god. Oh yeah, they made up because we gotta
stop man. Bro. It's but I knew we was headed
down a dark road when they was making The Teddy
Bears with the voice of the deceased being like, hey,
I love you so much. Literal black mirror.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
It's a literal black Man episode, Bro, with the person
soul this chapter in the Teddy Bear like it's crazy,
like the the like like the wrist in peace ais.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Oh yeah, Bro, stop yeah. One of a dude with
his grandmother and she was like eighty five beautiful picture.
You could tell the picture was actually really really outside
mid photo. I believe she turned around. Start bucking it, Bro,

(01:06:52):
and this gets some big ass wings out of know
where you is yo, y'all do that ship to me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
I'm coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
I'm coming back for real.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I'm gonna be a sleeper. Else is deeper for your
entire bloodline, Doug. I see one where it was the
same thing, like very like wholesome photo of like Grandma
and like you know, like come home like from works
in scrubs. You know what I'm saying, like doing like
real shit, like real hard work that we need done.
Respect your grandmother, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
I don't know her, but if she has scrubs on,
she was doing some real work so like and helping
the community.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I don't know if she was a pediatrician or nurse.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Whatever she was doing was something that was helping the community.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
And you fucking took a picture of that and you
animated it so that she turned around and flew into
the air and she had the fattest ass I ever
seen in my life. Like bbl ass Like, bro, Like,
don't make grandma sexy, bro, Like she was nineties all that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Yeah, double cheek, no sy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
She just had a thick.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Changed. Listen, Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
The wings came out and the cheeks came out at
the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
She's gonna get to heaven, and Gabriel gonna be like,
what's all that movement back there? She's gonna get to
the gates, Like, what's all that movement?

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Wait? Hold on, hold on, hold on, Ezekiel, come over here.
That's good, said man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah yeah, no, no, no, no, no, you don't got to
look at the least.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
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Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Man, Yo, listen, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Christian had to be a lot different than Jesus. If
Jesus is born in dr Man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Yo, I'm saying, bro Jesus, Yo, Jesus would have had
the hottest dem bo in Nazareth. What you know what
I'm saying. He would have filled the table, he said,
yo ya, don't get no strawberry man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Y y y.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
He'd be like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
He'd be all like your get to ship that, mister number. Hold.

Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
Oh that's time I did the hold.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Look, I said, I'm not why something ina local.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I mean, man, got a.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Glow came came came on, You made came port. I
see you're not put who got hide on seek came
porta came port.

Speaker 9 (01:09:58):
You're looking thing made that you're thinking all your time
you're going go look you go on, you do supert
my mom.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
As well and your ye see almost so. But that's
like a look clue look at something that me. Yeah,
but that's like a loot clue, lokated.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Something that me.

Speaker 9 (01:10:26):
Okay, your boy, humbo yo, free on your your patrons.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
For you go on you that's hen came yea road. Yeah.
Oh my god, this podcast was dipped in evil. Oh yeah,
listen man, that's the title. By the way, that's it

(01:10:58):
is crazy man. Oh man, listen. Uh. So very Adams
dropped out. His name is still in the ballot because
he's a bull zo. He didn't do the paperwork.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
So hey, wow, like yo, I encourage you if you're
if you are one of those people that's like, I
am absolutely not voting for Zoryan, You're an asshole.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
But if you are going to vote for somebody, vote
for every Adams. If you're not going to vote was
good people, right, Yeah, I can't vote for my motherfucker
with a with a hat tan line. I'm saying, my boy,
one of my first kangle tad line. They got a
farmer's stand on your head. I'm not voting for I'm
not voting for for Italian ll cool J. I'm not

(01:11:37):
doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Yeah I wrote some guavoi on you can absolutely I'm
saying real sexy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Absolutely not bro, see you with licking his lip. No,
because he only got one. My boy. My boy's parents
like it's Kirk swing f my g oh my god. Bro,
my boy's parents. Bro right, one of my best friends.

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
Wait, no, you asshole, No no, no, I'm just who
do you look? Then the Guardian Angels ship?

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
You sixty you seventy eight?

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Why do you have on a letterman? Yo, you're not
Let it go. Let it go, bro, let me go.
It's over with. But Yo, my boy's parents, he's Dominican.
They are Dominican, Bro, They're they're like old Dominicans have
the dumbest reasons, like the dumbest like political alignments. They there.

(01:12:41):
Their reason for not voting for Zoran was very simple,
nine eleven.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
Dumbass it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
He's Indad it's different, it's different, Bro. He's Indian.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
He's Indian from u Ganda, and he he is also Muslim.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
But he's not like they get out of it. But
but he likes those rappers that that are that are Taliban,
that are pro Taliban.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Wrong Oh yeah, made leg wrong leg who he's saying
in the song you would remember in this song this
Taliban is a talibang jove man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
But yo speaking of the Taliban and nine to eleven
and Zorn and evil uh of litery like like like litery,
like like, oh baby, I can't wait for this salad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
We're at a point now where kids that weren't around
for nine to eleven are treating nine eleven the way
we treated at least my generation treated Columbine. You were
either like like I was, I don't remember it was.
I don't know if it was ninety two or ninety
three when that shit happened, but like I was born

(01:14:05):
right around then, so I wasn't there for it, but
I was on the internet by the time it became
like a meme or something, and it was like, oh
when you have a like oh when when the girl
you like dubs your shit and it's and it's the
it's the it's the cafeteria footage of him in the trends, right,
the kids with nine to eleven are doing that now,
like on TikTok and shit like I've seen the video

(01:14:27):
of his kids, like, oh uh making a skate video
in nineteen. In two thousand and then he hits a
Ali and he goes yes, he goes making a skate
video in two thousand and one, he hits Alli and
then he goes no. No, watching the footage of the towers,
and I'm like no No. I'm like, man, I'm I
just instinctively muscle laughed at that tower. And I'm like

(01:14:49):
and the kid was like ten in the video show
and it just just showed up on my algorithm, like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Nah, I'm gonna keep it a bean, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Like, So for your generation was Columbine, Yeah, imagine I
grew up in elementary, junior high school, every soul. I
don't even know when it happened, but like, I just
remember the pa, Oh we're gonna have a moment of silence.
Today is a day that will live an infamy. Today
is the day that the US Pearl Harbor blah blah

(01:15:17):
blah something about Pearl Harbor. I don't even know what
the fucking shit was, bro, Like, it was like something
the world was dead.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
December seventh, nineteen forty one. A Pearl Harbor happened.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Yes, you know what I'm saying, Ben Affleck was not there,
despite what you with the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
It was just a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
I was not a documentary that shit. Like, I'm like, bro,
that should happened in nineteen forties. Whatever the fuck, Like
that shit ain't got nothing to do with me. Yeah,
Like I'm like all right, Like there wasn't memes when
I was fucking eight, but I'm sure that if there was,
they would be Pearl Harbor memes, you know what I'm saying,
Like yeah, so I mean like I care because I
was there, Like we care because we have New Yorkers,

(01:15:53):
But like, yeah, fucking kid from like Connecticut, like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
He's meming that shit of shreds.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Bro, he don't give a fuck, Like, yeah, bro, the
towers on on one leg of each Jean yo.

Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
I saw a TikTok of somebody saying, I'm showing my
dog videos and things that he's never seen before, and
they showed him a video of the tower.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Come on, bru.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
It's like, alright, oh my god, alright, brother, should have
get a chuckle out of you. But then I remember
in third grade when on eleven happened. I know you
was like seventy five already. But I was in third grade.
We was we was on the reading map, and I'll
never forget looking out the window.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
You was in the class that George Bush was reading to, you,
fucking asshole.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
The fucking East New York, right, you goddamn idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Oh man, Yo, holdly the fuck out, one fish to flish,
red fish, blue fish.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Shit's going down, ship all ship, goddamn God, damn.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Yo tech Nigga's face, Yo, his face is forever in
my memory, bro, because it's like that I've made that
face before, not because of nine to eleven, but because
of other things.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Because of your own personal mind. Yeah yeah, yeah, Like Yo, I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Remember my man came like, I'm sitting in the bar,
and my man is like, y'all fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
I'm gonna sit there. I'm gonna go get some air.
And I was like, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
So he went outside to get some air. He went
and sat in the car. This motherfucker's so fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
He threw up in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
So my man goes out to have a cigarette, comes
back and he's just like, yo, fucking te threw up
in the car, Bro, And I was just like the
George Bush face. Bro was just like, nah, bro popped.
I was like, this is a this is fucking like
fabric interior. Bro, I don't got leathern.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
I got a ship. Po Sho's gonna smell like straight.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
That's just straight.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
That smell like straight. Vomit.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Bro. For like a week, it took me for ever
to get.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
That ship out of there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Man pass and my little.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
That's right, that's what it's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Bro. I'll be hanging out with too many alcoholics. Actually,
I think the only alcoholic I hang out with is Heather.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Oh damn, Bro, it's not four Kids'll be right over.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
I'll be right over there with what she hit the
whys she in the red she had a temporneo bro.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Every every the mout beck. You know what I'm saying.
She'd be hitting the mouth beck listening to seven inch
The Champ Is Here by Jada Kiss on the final
and then you remember why you fell in love with her,
you know the Jadakiss versus freestyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is what I told that guy. Well, you can't
say yea brother, No, I didn't say it. I didn't

(01:18:45):
say it. That damn it, Joel, I didn't say it.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
You don't think Heather call you that once you leave,
like if you get.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yo, yo, hold on, hold on, I'm not gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
I'm gonna don't. Don't you put that evil on her. Listen,
I'm I'm gonna change the names to protect the innocent right.
But like you know, you know when like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
When you're older, washed and you're married and you got
other married friend couples whatever, that's like your friend circle.
So I'm with two couples right, one of them, the
husband's black, the wife is white. The other one the
husband's black, like black American, and the wife is black Ecuadorian.

(01:19:26):
So like I'm like, yo that like we're like always
talking in Spanish blah blah blah, like and and her
husband is.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Like my man, Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Shorty got wild sourced at like a like a like
a party we was having and was like, Yo, like
I walk into this conversation made conversation and Shorty's like, Yo,
like you don't be ever get mad at this motherfucker
and be like Yo, you stupid mother, you dumb ass nigga,
like blah blah blah blah to Shorty who's white and
it was with her black husband. The look on her face, Yo,

(01:20:01):
she was just like bro, she was mortified. Fam Like
there's nothing that will scare a white lady more than
being like, yo, do you be seeing the N word
like with the hard art?

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
No? No, no, no no no no.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
I never I never, I never, Yo.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
I never believe them by the way, you know, it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
It's like a cardinal sin even to put that on them,
Like YO, They're like, what what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Why would I? Why would I? Why would you even
think that? Why would you even say that? They started?
What's going on like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
One and a half glasses of wine and spill spill
something on them by mistakes?

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Oh man. So she goes up there and she's like, YO,
you don't be saying that to him.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
She's like, absolutely not, and then she goes Heaven does it,
and then Heaven slides by.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
She's like, what hell, no, no, I do not be
doing that. What the fuck are you talking about? Like
are you dumb? She's like, I fucking basically grew up
in the Bronx broping this since I'm sixteen? Fuck is
right with you? Like I have awareness?

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Like she's like, you're black.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
I'm not black, Like you know what I'm saying. I
can't say that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
She was just like I mean, but even when you're
mad and I'm just like, she's like hammering it like
and I'm just like, bro, like get enough.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Yeah, yeah, just spin out, go get the water. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Yo, oh my god, speaking of of another New York
pump fake. You know what I'm saying, there's a reason
you mentioned that I am dressed like a Puerto Rican
Theo today, like an.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
Undercover cop, not a Puerto Rican Theo. Puerto Rican dead beat.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
The Puerto Rican dead beat. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
It's because you have the snake.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
That's the snake more than I take.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Care of my kids.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
The kids got bad vibes, they got snake, but he
never Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Pythons, yo, they're not even vendomous. Sure, I'm bone. They listen.
They squeeze your neck a little bit better.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
It feels cool.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Yeah, yeah, it feels good. It feels good. It recalibrates
my vertebrate.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
You know, I don't got to go to the Cara
bract Yeah, because my pito is my Cara brano.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Just and I forel good, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:22:08):
And then not doing oh no, not throzing off man, goddamn,
Oh my god, we was filming, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Yam the That's what I wanted to say it because
I'm wearing this because my favorite of the team is
the Yankees, you know, and then pto to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Like the Yankees. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
I'm surprised they don't got a Charlie kirkstick on the side.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
I don't got my glasses on. Was it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
So they pump fake because they beat Boston, which is
like hooray like Boston, uh in the Wide Card and
then they lost to Toronto two games in a row.
Now they're down to nothing in the five game series.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
So why did you wear that?

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
I was?

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I was?

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Was it like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
He's in mourning?

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Yeah they have another game with Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
No, they do if they run, if they weren't rent
through it, if they win three in a row, which
they did in twenty seventeen, then they move on. I
was a shout out to Joe's McFly delmeo persona. Now
my Dominicans are here, woo, you know what I'm saying,
and the talking Yanks gang. I did the stream yesterday.
Uh so it feels crazy to me. To beat like
a big rival like Yoda, I knew you, York Boston

(01:23:26):
big rival, and then lose to Canadians.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like it feels weird.
You know what I'm saying, It's unconstitutional.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
It feels wild constitutional, And I'm like, yo, I'm now
I'm gonna get into my degenerate gambling bag and I'm
gonna bet on the Yankees the rest of the way.
But I'm also gonna bet on the rest of the series.
And y'all are gonna make my picks because I'm not
gonna have anything to do with it. I'm just gonna
read the names the matchups, and y'all gonna tell me
who to pick and your reasoning, all right, So.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
I can provide some you know, cultural context on some
of these teams to just kind of help you guys
figure things out.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
See, that's what the producer does this baby. You know
what I'm saying, He sets you up for success.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
First matchup that we got is the Chicago Cubs versus
the Milwaukee Brewers.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Who am I picking?

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
All right? So we got the Cubs and the.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Brewers Chicago versus Milwaukee.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
I'm I'm fucking with Chicago.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Chicago. Mm hmm, Chicago, shout out my wire.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Again, you're counting on us, bro. We don't know ship
about what you're talking about. So if you lose money,
don't come over here with cold cigarettes trying to black
on US cigarettes.

Speaker 9 (01:24:44):
Yoo.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Yeah, I'm going with Chicago. They got switches. Boom, they
got switching.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Chicago was beautiful. The hotel I stood, I had hot
chocolate free God.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
So next we got the Dodgers, the Los Angeles Dodgers.
This is the Philadelphia Phillies.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
I'm gonna do the Dodgers l A W l A
been on a win.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
But also racism is having a moment right now, So
I feel like I feel like the Phillies might have
that that that home field chemical advantage, you know, Phillies.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
So the Phillies have a lot of those like real
like homegrown white boys on their team, like you know,
like Nick Castellanos, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Those are too white for me to know, yeh, like
like the kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
People who would be like patrolman on the m ipd
ya And I mean me, are you familiar with the
the Nick Castellanos like home run every time?

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
So Nick cass shot to my guy, Nick, you s
we're gonna do graffitia. I promise he every time he
something tragic happens, he hits a home run.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Literally, every time something tragic happens, he hits a home run.
It started with a dude who says when he said
something about gay people.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
On a on a yeah, I think it was.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
It was an announcer.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Yeah, so an announcer for the Phillies said, an announcer
for the Cincinnati runs for the Reds said some racist.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Shit or some like homophobic shit on a hot mic.
And then when they came back to the broadcast Castianos
is up at bat and he's just like ladies and gentlemen. Uh,
I regret the statements that I made on a live microphone.
I consider it an honor and a privilege to call

(01:26:33):
these games for you folks and the fans at home.
And uh, you know, this may be my last broadcast,
it may be my last broadcast in any capacity. But
in the meantime, I just want you guys to know
that Nick Castillanos takes it deep to left home run

(01:26:53):
and the Phillies are up three. So, like I was saying,
I apologize, I was just like fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
So to give you guys a couple of like, you know,
other big moments in history. So the day Trump got shot,
he hit a home run and got four rbs.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Yeah, why don't we not counting that one?

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
The day Joe Biden said he would not seek the
Democratic nomination for the twenty twenty four election, he hit
a home run.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
So he'd just be you know, you'll just be cooking
when like when bad should happened. So he like he
might have a hell of it. To your point, he
might have a hell of a series.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Bro, I'm gonna put that little bet. Yeah, so boom,
all right, so we got that. Now we got the
Seattle Mariners and the Detroit Tigers.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
I'm going for the Tigers.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going for Detroit. They got that grit, yah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
Because I don't like the Seattle name.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
The Mariners, Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
I feel like that they're trying to call us slurs.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
You're going with the Tigers because side of Baby is
the starting pitcher.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
We're going. We're going with the Detroit Tigers. R mc
mike is doing the first pitch, you know what I'm saying.
TJ six doing the first pitch he gon and he's
still not getting the shape o yo oh goad.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
And then finally we got my beloved New York Yankees
versus the Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
You know what I'm saying, I'm gonna go for the Yankees.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Yeah, I'll do the Yankees.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
I'm moving. I'm going for the Yankees as well. I'm
going for no one. As a Mets fan, I respect
that because I hate all of y'all, respect I respect that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
I respect that as a Mets fan. Uh, Juan sodas
in Tuloum right now, he agrees with you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Yeah, exactly, exactly, Yeah, yeah, yeah, hensuloum having a great
time while you over here stressed the funk out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
So, yeah, Merrow, aren't you scared of Toronto Blue Jays
prospect TJ. Brock? Have you been seeing all the info
that's been dug up about him in the past.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
In the past day, so man has brought to my
attention that the Toronto Blue Jays have a secret weapon,
and it is prospect TJ.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Brock.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
And I'm gonna any I mean, I'm gonna can y'all
guess his racial background TJ.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Brock? That motherfucker was made in the White Boy Factory.
He is a white boy, yeah, but he is a
big fan man, not just big fan, very close friend.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Very close friends with King Von.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Oh whoah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
So if you if you look at the music video
for Pressing by Sada Baby featuring King Von, you'll find
a white boy getting very very sturdy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Extremely sturdy in the background. And that is Blue Jay's prospect. TJ. Brocks.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Yes, yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
They probably they probably go in.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
He has he has a tattoo of King Vaughan on
his right leg.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Incredible, incredible, Doug. This guy's backstage at NBA Young Boy Shows.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
In twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Wow, like incredible work, incredible work, bron.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Like yo, because you're like the name says, white boy Factory.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
The movement suggests like yeah, like atl Twins or some
ship like like what time of time homies on? Yeah,
but yeah listen Yankees, Blue Jays, well, TJ. Brock, question
Mark putting that there, I'm a I'm a I'm gonna
take a side bed on TJ. Brock over under sturdiness.

(01:30:27):
You know what I'm saying, boom got it. And now
you know what I'm saying, We're gonna move on because Rainy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
That's right. I have a very special segment for you guys. Now, Uh,
this is uh, it's coming to mind.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Oh God, I get scared when people start looking for stone.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
My attention that the country is in dire straits and disarray.
We're in need, We're in need of some of some
change around here. Change, and we're under a lot of fire,
onder a lot of persecution. And I've commissioned several military
scientists and secret extra dimensional alchemists to construct the single

(01:31:06):
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with United States taxpayer dollars. The government doesn't want you
to know this kind of technology exists, but due to
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(01:31:29):
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(01:31:53):
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a kind, one of a kind, tinfoil fitted whoa fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
Did you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
I just told y'all, is that is that if you
put that on your uh huh? If so, if you
put that on your head?

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Yep? Is it technically an iron dome? That's right, That's right,
that's right. Maybe it's victory like man, Just to end
on an actual tinfoil fitted segment. The hood Magician, bottle
Cap scammers on Fordham Road and several other places in

(01:32:39):
New York City are in a criminal racketeering enterprise ran
by none other than Uncle Magic. The Hypologists Ship. Think
about it, thought, bitch, think about it. Victory light We
all sides victory. You know what it is. The gang
is radio yaty yeah, wrap God, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
The iron domeil fitted two point oh baby, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
We're here, live in We got Liz.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
He's about fine, a super bitch of New York City
in the motherfucker house. You know what I'm saying. Man
training the God, you know what I mean. Superducer, you
know what I mean. And he knows everything. He he,
he knows most things. You know what I'm saying, Like,
don't look to him for everything.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
But don't consult me for legal advice, don't consult me
for medical advice.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
You know what I'm saying. He got sult me for
Chinese advice.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
And if if you fucking miss net I was gonna say,
miss Jender, if you miss ethnicity, men of fucking you up.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
That's a fact perto Ricus's yesterday. Bro, I'm trying to
hit that ship.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
I was running hat earlier so you can't see the
line on my hairline.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Man, Yeah, you know what the fuck it is man,
victory light, We outside will be right back, you cowards.
And of course the man who makes the voices sound sexy,
you know what I'm saying. And it's not just the
new Port I smeoke before the shoot. It's sad, insane.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Yeah, yeah, love y'all. Victory like like like mm hmmm
h m hmmm, victory like

Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
Like like like like